Wackiest Diner in New Mexico! Worlds Largest Pistachio & One of the weirdest graves of all time
I’ve never seen a place quite like this! From Pat Garrett’s grave and Old Mesilla we roam into the middle of nowhere to see Hatch, New Mwxico’s Giant statues and then cruise over to the largest pistachio in the world, White Sands national Monument, and even manage to get kicked off military base ... all in Another Randomland Adventure!
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Wow would you look at this we're back in
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Wow would you look at this we're back in old New Mexico with a little confusing
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old New Mexico with a little confusing
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old New Mexico with a little confusing welcome everyone to the Plaza and old
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welcome everyone to the Plaza and old
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welcome everyone to the Plaza and old Mesilla New Mexico in the grand scheme
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Mesilla New Mexico in the grand scheme
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Mesilla New Mexico in the grand scheme of things Missy is actually not that old
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of things Missy is actually not that old
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of things Missy is actually not that old it was established sometime around the
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it was established sometime around the
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it was established sometime around the 1850s mostly by people trying to get out
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1850s mostly by people trying to get out
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1850s mostly by people trying to get out of the United States that had been taken
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of the United States that had been taken
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of the United States that had been taken over you know Mexico's territory so
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over you know Mexico's territory so
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over you know Mexico's territory so these people were trying to get back
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these people were trying to get back
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these people were trying to get back into Mexico and then a little while
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into Mexico and then a little while
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into Mexico and then a little while later the United States purchased this
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later the United States purchased this
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later the United States purchased this area and Mesilla became a part of the
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area and Mesilla became a part of the
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area and Mesilla became a part of the United States and actually this was the
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United States and actually this was the
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United States and actually this was the capital of the region for New Mexico and
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capital of the region for New Mexico and
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capital of the region for New Mexico and Arizona at that time I often wonder if
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Arizona at that time I often wonder if
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Arizona at that time I often wonder if they didn't call it New Mexico just to
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they didn't call it New Mexico just to
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they didn't call it New Mexico just to make these people feel a little bit
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make these people feel a little bit
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make these people feel a little bit better Wow look at this old church here
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better Wow look at this old church here
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better Wow look at this old church here huh I'm not very good with my Spanish
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huh I'm not very good with my Spanish
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huh I'm not very good with my Spanish pronunciation I mean good enough to know
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pronunciation I mean good enough to know
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pronunciation I mean good enough to know that this place is called Missy I'm not
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that this place is called Missy I'm not
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that this place is called Missy I'm not misil out if I'm reading this plaque
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misil out if I'm reading this plaque
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misil out if I'm reading this plaque over here correct this is the Church of
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over here correct this is the Church of
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over here correct this is the Church of San albino weird it doesn't look that
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San albino weird it doesn't look that
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San albino weird it doesn't look that pale to me brick version of the church
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pale to me brick version of the church
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pale to me brick version of the church has been here since 1906 there's been a
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has been here since 1906 there's been a
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has been here since 1906 there's been a church there since 1852 and the rest of
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church there since 1852 and the rest of
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church there since 1852 and the rest of the plaza here dates from around that
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the plaza here dates from around that
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the plaza here dates from around that time Wow
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time Wow
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time Wow pretty just like old Santa Fe or old
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pretty just like old Santa Fe or old
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pretty just like old Santa Fe or old Albuquerque you got the old church
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Albuquerque you got the old church
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Albuquerque you got the old church facing the old plaza and it's all
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facing the old plaza and it's all
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facing the old plaza and it's all surrounded by beautiful almost Doric
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surrounded by beautiful almost Doric
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surrounded by beautiful almost Doric building I love have some of these old
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building I love have some of these old
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building I love have some of these old wooden buildings to get built and then
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wooden buildings to get built and then
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wooden buildings to get built and then put on these tin fronts just to make
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put on these tin fronts just to make
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put on these tin fronts just to make them look like they were stoned very
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them look like they were stoned very
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them look like they were stoned very decorative no speaking of historic
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decorative no speaking of historic
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decorative no speaking of historic buildings look at this this is supposed
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buildings look at this this is supposed
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buildings look at this this is supposed to be the oldest document red brick
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to be the oldest document red brick
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to be the oldest document red brick building in New Mexico dating all the
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building in New Mexico dating all the
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building in New Mexico dating all the way back to about 1860 according to the
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way back to about 1860 according to the
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way back to about 1860 according to the sign here not only did the owner make
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sign here not only did the owner make
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sign here not only did the owner make these bricks in his own kiln but he was
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these bricks in his own kiln but he was
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these bricks in his own kiln but he was also murdered here don't cross this a
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also murdered here don't cross this a
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also murdered here don't cross this a lot in New Mexico history mixed with a
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lot in New Mexico history mixed with a
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lot in New Mexico history mixed with a little violence I guess there's a reason
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little violence I guess there's a reason
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little violence I guess there's a reason they call it the Wild West and speaking
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they call it the Wild West and speaking
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they call it the Wild West and speaking of the Wild West
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of the Wild West
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of the Wild West all de Mesilla has something pretty
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all de Mesilla has something pretty
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all de Mesilla has something pretty interesting right over here across the
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interesting right over here across the
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interesting right over here across the street from me is the Billy the Kid gift
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street from me is the Billy the Kid gift
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street from me is the Billy the Kid gift shop and it's not just a name at one
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shop and it's not just a name at one
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shop and it's not just a name at one time this was the Dona Ana County
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time this was the Dona Ana County
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time this was the Dona Ana County courthouse and jail and according to
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courthouse and jail and according to
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courthouse and jail and according to this sign here I only did this building
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this sign here I only did this building
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this sign here I only did this building once housed the capital of parts of
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once housed the capital of parts of
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once housed the capital of parts of Arizona and New Mexico later it became a
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Arizona and New Mexico later it became a
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Arizona and New Mexico later it became a courthouse where none other than Billy
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courthouse where none other than Billy
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courthouse where none other than Billy the Kid himself was put on trial for the
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the Kid himself was put on trial for the
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the Kid himself was put on trial for the murder of sheriff Brady successfully
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murder of sheriff Brady successfully
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murder of sheriff Brady successfully convicted in here
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convicted in here
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convicted in here this very building sentenced to hang was
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this very building sentenced to hang was
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this very building sentenced to hang was to say this was probably not one of
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to say this was probably not one of
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to say this was probably not one of Billy the kid's favorite building not a
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Billy the kid's favorite building not a
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Billy the kid's favorite building not a lot of good memories here a guy I love
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lot of good memories here a guy I love
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lot of good memories here a guy I love this history mixed with a gift shop
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this history mixed with a gift shop
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this history mixed with a gift shop that's how you keep these buildings open
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that's how you keep these buildings open
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that's how you keep these buildings open I've got this old roof inside of here oh
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I've got this old roof inside of here oh
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I've got this old roof inside of here oh what a pile of souvenirs there's a lot
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what a pile of souvenirs there's a lot
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what a pile of souvenirs there's a lot of stuff to buy in here including chili
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of stuff to buy in here including chili
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of stuff to buy in here including chili pepper Christmas lights like no sign of
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pepper Christmas lights like no sign of
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pepper Christmas lights like no sign of Billy the kids jail cell luckily however
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Billy the kids jail cell luckily however
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Billy the kids jail cell luckily however they do have Billy the Kid himself thing
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they do have Billy the Kid himself thing
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they do have Billy the Kid himself thing I knew they sentence Billy to hang here
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I knew they sentence Billy to hang here
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I knew they sentence Billy to hang here I didn't know they sentenced him to hang
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I didn't know they sentenced him to hang
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I didn't know they sentenced him to hang around Wow he looks very well-preserved
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around Wow he looks very well-preserved
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around Wow he looks very well-preserved just like Walt Disney look at that Billy
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just like Walt Disney look at that Billy
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just like Walt Disney look at that Billy the Kid is still here and he's still
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the Kid is still here and he's still
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the Kid is still here and he's still want your money to do that I don't have
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want your money to do that I don't have
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want your money to do that I don't have any coins wasn't expecting Billy the Kid
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any coins wasn't expecting Billy the Kid
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any coins wasn't expecting Billy the Kid I also wasn't expecting to think boogers
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I also wasn't expecting to think boogers
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I also wasn't expecting to think boogers fake vomit and squirt flowers still a
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fake vomit and squirt flowers still a
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fake vomit and squirt flowers still a pretty cool place where history meets
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pretty cool place where history meets
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pretty cool place where history meets souvenirs I love it yes sir old New
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souvenirs I love it yes sir old New
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souvenirs I love it yes sir old New Mexico is the land of Barry the kid
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Mexico is the land of Barry the kid
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Mexico is the land of Barry the kid Mussina isn't where the kid lived or
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Mussina isn't where the kid lived or
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Mussina isn't where the kid lived or where he died although they do say he
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where he died although they do say he
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where he died although they do say he was quite a dancer and often attended
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was quite a dancer and often attended
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was quite a dancer and often attended dances in this very plaza and of course
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dances in this very plaza and of course
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dances in this very plaza and of course it's also where he was sentenced to
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it's also where he was sentenced to
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it's also where he was sentenced to death long in addition to the Billy the
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death long in addition to the Billy the
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death long in addition to the Billy the Kid gift shop slash courthouse over
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Kid gift shop slash courthouse over
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Kid gift shop slash courthouse over there there's another interesting site
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there there's another interesting site
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there there's another interesting site for Billy the Kid fans to visit not too
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for Billy the Kid fans to visit not too
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for Billy the Kid fans to visit not too far away just a couple of miles down the
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far away just a couple of miles down the
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far away just a couple of miles down the road in Las Cruces is the grave of Pat
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road in Las Cruces is the grave of Pat
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road in Las Cruces is the grave of Pat Garrett this is the man who hunted down
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Garrett this is the man who hunted down
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Garrett this is the man who hunted down Billy the Kid took him to trial took him
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Billy the Kid took him to trial took him
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Billy the Kid took him to trial took him back to Lincoln and then later famously
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back to Lincoln and then later famously
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back to Lincoln and then later famously shot Billy the kid's a-hole Billy the
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shot Billy the kid's a-hole Billy the
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shot Billy the kid's a-hole Billy the Kid story is something I want to get
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Kid story is something I want to get
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Kid story is something I want to get into on another day a little more
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into on another day a little more
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into on another day a little more in-depth but suffice to say that people
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in-depth but suffice to say that people
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in-depth but suffice to say that people still to this very day argue over who
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still to this very day argue over who
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still to this very day argue over who were the good guys and who were the bad
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were the good guys and who were the bad
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were the good guys and who were the bad guys Sheriff Pat Garrett was in charge
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guys Sheriff Pat Garrett was in charge
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guys Sheriff Pat Garrett was in charge of hunting Billy the Kid down and
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of hunting Billy the Kid down and
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of hunting Billy the Kid down and apparently that's exactly what he did so
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apparently that's exactly what he did so
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apparently that's exactly what he did so he was a peace officer just doing his
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he was a peace officer just doing his
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he was a peace officer just doing his job then again Billy the Kid fans are
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job then again Billy the Kid fans are
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job then again Billy the Kid fans are like but they were friends before that
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like but they were friends before that
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like but they were friends before that happened Pat should have never shot him
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happened Pat should have never shot him
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happened Pat should have never shot him and also really the kid was the good guy
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and also really the kid was the good guy
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and also really the kid was the good guy come on mister he's not as black and
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come on mister he's not as black and
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come on mister he's not as black and white as the old movies all really
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white as the old movies all really
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white as the old movies all really depends on your perspective all we do
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depends on your perspective all we do
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depends on your perspective all we do know is that Pat Garrett himself was
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know is that Pat Garrett himself was
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know is that Pat Garrett himself was shot and killed in 1908 errantly
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shot and killed in 1908 errantly
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shot and killed in 1908 errantly assassinated and some people think that
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assassinated and some people think that
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assassinated and some people think that even though it was decades after the
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even though it was decades after the
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even though it was decades after the fact it was revenge for Billy the kids
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fact it was revenge for Billy the kids
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fact it was revenge for Billy the kids killing now just think the Pat Garrett
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killing now just think the Pat Garrett
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killing now just think the Pat Garrett is buried right here in this cemetery
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is buried right here in this cemetery
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is buried right here in this cemetery and not just him but his wife
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and not just him but his wife
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and not just him but his wife kids a whole bunch of their kids
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kids a whole bunch of their kids
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kids a whole bunch of their kids hopefully will get up to more well-known
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hopefully will get up to more well-known
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hopefully will get up to more well-known Billy the Kid territory in a couple days
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Billy the Kid territory in a couple days
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Billy the Kid territory in a couple days so we'll talk more about the story but
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so we'll talk more about the story but
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so we'll talk more about the story but this just goes to show you that the
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this just goes to show you that the
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this just goes to show you that the families are still around because of all
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families are still around because of all
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families are still around because of all the movies and the books and the TV
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the movies and the books and the TV
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the movies and the books and the TV shows you often think of these legendary
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shows you often think of these legendary
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shows you often think of these legendary stories is almost fiction this really
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stories is almost fiction this really
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stories is almost fiction this really brings home how real all these people
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brings home how real all these people
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brings home how real all these people weren't had all this stuff actually
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weren't had all this stuff actually
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weren't had all this stuff actually happened well I don't know who's right
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happened well I don't know who's right
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happened well I don't know who's right and wrong cuz I wasn't there but I do
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and wrong cuz I wasn't there but I do
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and wrong cuz I wasn't there but I do know that it's a real treat to pay my
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know that it's a real treat to pay my
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know that it's a real treat to pay my respects to the one and only Pat Garrett
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respects to the one and only Pat Garrett
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respects to the one and only Pat Garrett and again I did notice as I was driving
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and again I did notice as I was driving
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and again I did notice as I was driving in that this is the Masonic cemetery so
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in that this is the Masonic cemetery so
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in that this is the Masonic cemetery so could it be Illuminati related I don't
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could it be Illuminati related I don't
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could it be Illuminati related I don't know putting a lot of miles under our
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know putting a lot of miles under our
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know putting a lot of miles under our belt today huh oh it's the Border Patrol
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belt today huh oh it's the Border Patrol
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belt today huh oh it's the Border Patrol checkpoint oh no think quick Julio oh
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checkpoint oh no think quick Julio oh
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checkpoint oh no think quick Julio oh boy yep all US citizens here no no
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boy yep all US citizens here no no
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boy yep all US citizens here no no chickens here sir just us men that was a
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chickens here sir just us men that was a
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chickens here sir just us men that was a close one all right we've now come way
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close one all right we've now come way
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close one all right we've now come way out of our way up to hatch New Mexico
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out of our way up to hatch New Mexico
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out of our way up to hatch New Mexico because I heard there's something really
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because I heard there's something really
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because I heard there's something really interesting here when they were right
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interesting here when they were right
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interesting here when they were right look this do you know what this is it's
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look this do you know what this is it's
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look this do you know what this is it's a good old-fashioned muffler man juice
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a good old-fashioned muffler man juice
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a good old-fashioned muffler man juice bar this guy here he is sitting at the
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bar this guy here he is sitting at the
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bar this guy here he is sitting at the Franciscan RV RV dealership and look
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Franciscan RV RV dealership and look
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Franciscan RV RV dealership and look he's got a little RV in his hand I love
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he's got a little RV in his hand I love
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he's got a little RV in his hand I love these big guys look at this one he was a
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these big guys look at this one he was a
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these big guys look at this one he was a cowboy at one point who it looks like
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cowboy at one point who it looks like
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cowboy at one point who it looks like he's taking off his hat though to give
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he's taking off his hat though to give
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he's taking off his hat though to give himself a little Sun these are most
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himself a little Sun these are most
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himself a little Sun these are most famously known as muffler man you can
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famously known as muffler man you can
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famously known as muffler man you can see them at a lot of muffler repair
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see them at a lot of muffler repair
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see them at a lot of muffler repair shops holding mufflers there's one on
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shops holding mufflers there's one on
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shops holding mufflers there's one on route 66 holding a rocket there's
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route 66 holding a rocket there's
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route 66 holding a rocket there's another one on route 66 holding a giant
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another one on route 66 holding a giant
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another one on route 66 holding a giant wiener if the first one of these guys
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wiener if the first one of these guys
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wiener if the first one of these guys was built as a lumberjack holding an ax
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was built as a lumberjack holding an ax
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was built as a lumberjack holding an ax that's why the hands are always so weird
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that's why the hands are always so weird
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that's why the hands are always so weird actually saw the very first one about a
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actually saw the very first one about a
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actually saw the very first one about a year ago on route 66
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year ago on route 66
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year ago on route 66 now this RV dealership is owned by a guy
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now this RV dealership is owned by a guy
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now this RV dealership is owned by a guy named Tico Nunn who purchased this giant
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named Tico Nunn who purchased this giant
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named Tico Nunn who purchased this giant muffler manages to draw a little extra
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muffler manages to draw a little extra
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muffler manages to draw a little extra attention to the RVs for sale but it
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attention to the RVs for sale but it
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attention to the RVs for sale but it turns out that was just the start of
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turns out that was just the start of
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turns out that was just the start of Tico store because then just down the
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Tico store because then just down the
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Tico store because then just down the road they opened up this place look at
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road they opened up this place look at
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road they opened up this place look at it it's Sparky's parently
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it it's Sparky's parently
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it it's Sparky's parently just can't get enough of gigantic stop
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just can't get enough of gigantic stop
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just can't get enough of gigantic stop look at the size of this giant Uncle Sam
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look at the size of this giant Uncle Sam
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look at the size of this giant Uncle Sam holding Chili Peppers if that wasn't
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holding Chili Peppers if that wasn't
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holding Chili Peppers if that wasn't your first coup let me tell you Chili
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your first coup let me tell you Chili
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your first coup let me tell you Chili Peppers are a big deal in hatch that's
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Peppers are a big deal in hatch that's
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Peppers are a big deal in hatch that's weird cuz remember the other day we saw
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weird cuz remember the other day we saw
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weird cuz remember the other day we saw the world's largest chili pepper maybe
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the world's largest chili pepper maybe
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the world's largest chili pepper maybe they should move that over here huh look
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they should move that over here huh look
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they should move that over here huh look at this place this is exactly the type
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at this place this is exactly the type
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at this place this is exactly the type of place you would hope to find in a
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of place you would hope to find in a
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of place you would hope to find in a small town and check this out they got a
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small town and check this out they got a
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small town and check this out they got a tony romo sign up the ronald mcdonald
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tony romo sign up the ronald mcdonald
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tony romo sign up the ronald mcdonald just on the premises and they got the
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just on the premises and they got the
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just on the premises and they got the whole collection of the old anw root
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whole collection of the old anw root
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whole collection of the old anw root beer family on the roof EMW used to be a
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beer family on the roof EMW used to be a
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beer family on the roof EMW used to be a much more popular restaurant chain than
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much more popular restaurant chain than
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much more popular restaurant chain than it is today and these guys were the
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it is today and these guys were the
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it is today and these guys were the mascots kind of weird everyone's got a
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mascots kind of weird everyone's got a
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mascots kind of weird everyone's got a burger except the little sister what
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burger except the little sister what
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burger except the little sister what does she have nothing how about that huh
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does she have nothing how about that huh
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does she have nothing how about that huh dude what a cool and unusual place it's
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dude what a cool and unusual place it's
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dude what a cool and unusual place it's a celiac person I don't think that I can
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a celiac person I don't think that I can
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a celiac person I don't think that I can eat here but oh my gosh whatever's
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eat here but oh my gosh whatever's
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eat here but oh my gosh whatever's coming out of that roof smells so good
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coming out of that roof smells so good
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coming out of that roof smells so good check this out the fun continues in the
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check this out the fun continues in the
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check this out the fun continues in the parking lot in the back look at this
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parking lot in the back look at this
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parking lot in the back look at this they got a jack-in-the-box sign a
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they got a jack-in-the-box sign a
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they got a jack-in-the-box sign a duchess market quality meat sign and
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duchess market quality meat sign and
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duchess market quality meat sign and knee-high beverage assignment look at
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knee-high beverage assignment look at
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knee-high beverage assignment look at this mural right here you got the cow
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this mural right here you got the cow
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this mural right here you got the cow driving the pig and the chicken to the
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driving the pig and the chicken to the
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driving the pig and the chicken to the restaurant and they look pretty darn
7:35
restaurant and they look pretty darn
7:35
restaurant and they look pretty darn happy considering they're about to get
7:36
happy considering they're about to get
7:36
happy considering they're about to get cooked hungry Wow the back is full of
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cooked hungry Wow the back is full of
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cooked hungry Wow the back is full of cool stuff the walls and the roof are
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cool stuff the walls and the roof are
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cool stuff the walls and the roof are full of cool stuff and if all this
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full of cool stuff and if all this
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full of cool stuff and if all this wasn't enough for you
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wasn't enough for you
7:44
wasn't enough for you look across the street holy cow or
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look across the street holy cow or
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look across the street holy cow or should I say holy pig I think the
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should I say holy pig I think the
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should I say holy pig I think the Rangers gonna like this yogi get this
7:52
Rangers gonna like this yogi get this
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Rangers gonna like this yogi get this they've got a giant KFC bucket let's
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they've got a giant KFC bucket let's
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they've got a giant KFC bucket let's some dancing Chili Peppers on top
7:56
some dancing Chili Peppers on top
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some dancing Chili Peppers on top hungry robot getting his icecream on I
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hungry robot getting his icecream on I
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hungry robot getting his icecream on I am just holding this ice cream for a
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am just holding this ice cream for a
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am just holding this ice cream for a friend
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friend
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friend I'm more into burgers gigantic Yogi Bear
8:04
I'm more into burgers gigantic Yogi Bear
8:04
I'm more into burgers gigantic Yogi Bear and wool weren't you look at the size of
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and wool weren't you look at the size of
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and wool weren't you look at the size of this pig I have never ever seen one of
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this pig I have never ever seen one of
8:11
this pig I have never ever seen one of these before
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these before
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these before look at that look up top he's a piggy
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look at that look up top he's a piggy
8:14
look at that look up top he's a piggy bank that is officially the biggest
8:16
bank that is officially the biggest
8:17
bank that is officially the biggest piggy bank I have ever seen and this is
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piggy bank I have ever seen and this is
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piggy bank I have ever seen and this is officially the biggest piggy rump I've
8:21
officially the biggest piggy rump I've
8:21
officially the biggest piggy rump I've ever seen now the KFC bucket seems like
8:23
ever seen now the KFC bucket seems like
8:23
ever seen now the KFC bucket seems like it's from an old KFC sign that I get the
8:25
it's from an old KFC sign that I get the
8:25
it's from an old KFC sign that I get the dancing chili peppers well Chili Peppers
8:26
dancing chili peppers well Chili Peppers
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dancing chili peppers well Chili Peppers are all over hatch the robot not sure I
8:29
are all over hatch the robot not sure I
8:29
are all over hatch the robot not sure I feel like robots are pretty easy to find
8:30
feel like robots are pretty easy to find
8:30
feel like robots are pretty easy to find Yogi Bear here I think might come from
8:33
Yogi Bear here I think might come from
8:33
Yogi Bear here I think might come from an old Jellystone campground I'm not
8:35
an old Jellystone campground I'm not
8:35
an old Jellystone campground I'm not sure do they ever have Yogi Bear fast
8:37
sure do they ever have Yogi Bear fast
8:37
sure do they ever have Yogi Bear fast food
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food
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food I don't think so who the heck even knows
8:39
I don't think so who the heck even knows
8:39
I don't think so who the heck even knows where the piggy bank came from maybe a
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where the piggy bank came from maybe a
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where the piggy bank came from maybe a bank chain but one thing I really really
8:43
bank chain but one thing I really really
8:43
bank chain but one thing I really really don't know where it came from is this
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don't know where it came from is this
8:45
don't know where it came from is this Archer here in the world did they find
8:47
Archer here in the world did they find
8:47
Archer here in the world did they find this Robin Hood this thing is ginormous
8:51
this Robin Hood this thing is ginormous
8:51
this Robin Hood this thing is ginormous look at that moustache kind of looks
8:53
look at that moustache kind of looks
8:53
look at that moustache kind of looks like Ron Swanson a little bit look at
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like Ron Swanson a little bit look at
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like Ron Swanson a little bit look at this he's about ready to shoot the mone
8:57
this he's about ready to shoot the mone
8:57
this he's about ready to shoot the mone see the mone up there oh this is crazy
8:59
see the mone up there oh this is crazy
8:59
see the mone up there oh this is crazy no wonder tons and tons of people have
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no wonder tons and tons of people have
9:01
no wonder tons and tons of people have been coming into Sparky's totally weird
9:03
been coming into Sparky's totally weird
9:03
been coming into Sparky's totally weird though cos if you look at the rest of
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though cos if you look at the rest of
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though cos if you look at the rest of downtown a hatch New Mexico you'd never
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downtown a hatch New Mexico you'd never
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downtown a hatch New Mexico you'd never think something like this would just be
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think something like this would just be
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think something like this would just be sitting here this is awesome it was
9:11
sitting here this is awesome it was
9:11
sitting here this is awesome it was actually someone at the world's largest
9:12
actually someone at the world's largest
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actually someone at the world's largest chili pepper who told me man you like
9:14
chili pepper who told me man you like
9:14
chili pepper who told me man you like large stuff go up too hot wasn't gonna
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large stuff go up too hot wasn't gonna
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large stuff go up too hot wasn't gonna come up here just based on that one
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come up here just based on that one
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come up here just based on that one recommendation in that one kind of crypt
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recommendation in that one kind of crypt
9:20
recommendation in that one kind of crypt extension so of course I look it up I
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extension so of course I look it up I
9:21
extension so of course I look it up I saw a picture of the muffler man I saw a
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saw a picture of the muffler man I saw a
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saw a picture of the muffler man I saw a picture of the things on the roof of
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picture of the things on the roof of
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picture of the things on the roof of Sparky I had no idea just how much stuff
9:28
Sparky I had no idea just how much stuff
9:28
Sparky I had no idea just how much stuff there would be whoa check this out look
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there would be whoa check this out look
9:29
there would be whoa check this out look it past all this stuff a bunch of weird
9:31
it past all this stuff a bunch of weird
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it past all this stuff a bunch of weird old fan blades and plates and even shoes
9:34
old fan blades and plates and even shoes
9:34
old fan blades and plates and even shoes on this telephone pole here and I didn't
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on this telephone pole here and I didn't
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on this telephone pole here and I didn't even notice this oh my goodness it's a
9:39
even notice this oh my goodness it's a
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even notice this oh my goodness it's a fun pic opportunity Wow behind the fun
9:48
fun pic opportunity Wow behind the fun
9:48
fun pic opportunity Wow behind the fun pic there's even more I don't know what
9:49
pic there's even more I don't know what
9:49
pic there's even more I don't know what this building over here is but it's
9:51
this building over here is but it's
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this building over here is but it's right next to the Sparky's parking and
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right next to the Sparky's parking and
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right next to the Sparky's parking and there's all kinds of awesome stuff over
9:54
there's all kinds of awesome stuff over
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there's all kinds of awesome stuff over here too there's another thing I've
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here too there's another thing I've
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here too there's another thing I've never seen before what the heck are
9:58
never seen before what the heck are
9:58
never seen before what the heck are these are these from a chain to me they
10:01
these are these from a chain to me they
10:01
these are these from a chain to me they look a little bit like slices of pizza
10:02
look a little bit like slices of pizza
10:02
look a little bit like slices of pizza but I guess he really could be anything
10:04
but I guess he really could be anything
10:04
but I guess he really could be anything ice cream cones
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ice cream cones
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ice cream cones I don't know this right here makes me
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I don't know this right here makes me
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I don't know this right here makes me suspect snow cones something like yeah
10:08
suspect snow cones something like yeah
10:08
suspect snow cones something like yeah they also kind of look like a little
10:09
they also kind of look like a little
10:09
they also kind of look like a little clown someone if you know what these are
10:11
clown someone if you know what these are
10:11
clown someone if you know what these are leave me a comment I've gotta find out
10:13
leave me a comment I've gotta find out
10:13
leave me a comment I've gotta find out wow and look at this out front look at
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wow and look at this out front look at
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wow and look at this out front look at this old Ford Fairlane people are always
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this old Ford Fairlane people are always
10:18
this old Ford Fairlane people are always talking about the old 57 Chevys you know
10:20
talking about the old 57 Chevys you know
10:20
talking about the old 57 Chevys you know what this 57 Fairlane looks pretty darn
10:23
what this 57 Fairlane looks pretty darn
10:23
what this 57 Fairlane looks pretty darn good to 1957 was just a great year for
10:26
good to 1957 was just a great year for
10:26
good to 1957 was just a great year for cars I don't even know what we're
10:27
cars I don't even know what we're
10:27
cars I don't even know what we're looking at over here oh this is awesome
10:29
looking at over here oh this is awesome
10:29
looking at over here oh this is awesome old cars and old coin-operated
10:31
old cars and old coin-operated
10:31
old cars and old coin-operated merry-go-round look at this a gasoline
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merry-go-round look at this a gasoline
10:33
merry-go-round look at this a gasoline side there's a ton of people out here at
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side there's a ton of people out here at
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side there's a ton of people out here at Sparky's right now no seriously there's
10:37
Sparky's right now no seriously there's
10:37
Sparky's right now no seriously there's a line going out the door now so it
10:39
a line going out the door now so it
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a line going out the door now so it seems like the owners probably have
10:40
seems like the owners probably have
10:40
seems like the owners probably have their hands pretty full today that's too
10:43
their hands pretty full today that's too
10:43
their hands pretty full today that's too bad as I'd really like to meet these
10:44
bad as I'd really like to meet these
10:44
bad as I'd really like to meet these people they're my heroes I feel like we
10:46
people they're my heroes I feel like we
10:46
people they're my heroes I feel like we would definitely be friends I didn't
10:48
would definitely be friends I didn't
10:48
would definitely be friends I didn't even notice that around the other
10:49
even notice that around the other
10:49
even notice that around the other there's dinosaurs on the roof and even
10:52
there's dinosaurs on the roof and even
10:52
there's dinosaurs on the roof and even more old sign wow this is like the
10:54
more old sign wow this is like the
10:54
more old sign wow this is like the American Pickers dream an old Dairy
10:56
American Pickers dream an old Dairy
10:56
American Pickers dream an old Dairy Queen sign way to think Frankie
10:58
Queen sign way to think Frankie
10:58
Queen sign way to think Frankie 20 bucks yeah maybe we bundle this sign
11:00
20 bucks yeah maybe we bundle this sign
11:00
20 bucks yeah maybe we bundle this sign with some of the other signs I'm a
11:01
with some of the other signs I'm a
11:01
with some of the other signs I'm a bundler leave it of the old bearded
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bundler leave it of the old bearded
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bundler leave it of the old bearded charmer as you might expect the inside
11:05
charmer as you might expect the inside
11:05
charmer as you might expect the inside of this place is absolutely out of
11:07
of this place is absolutely out of
11:07
of this place is absolutely out of control too look at all of the neon
11:10
control too look at all of the neon
11:10
control too look at all of the neon signs everywhere they got the old Bob's
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signs everywhere they got the old Bob's
11:13
signs everywhere they got the old Bob's Big Boy they even have the old
11:15
Big Boy they even have the old
11:15
Big Boy they even have the old McDonald's captain guy always forget his
11:17
McDonald's captain guy always forget his
11:17
McDonald's captain guy always forget his name I've never seen anything like this
11:19
name I've never seen anything like this
11:19
name I've never seen anything like this we need a place like this in Orange
11:20
we need a place like this in Orange
11:20
we need a place like this in Orange County the surfs gluten free food so I
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County the surfs gluten free food so I
11:22
County the surfs gluten free food so I can actually eat it look at this after
11:23
can actually eat it look at this after
11:23
can actually eat it look at this after you place your order you can play
11:25
you place your order you can play
11:25
you place your order you can play pinball or any of these other video
11:27
pinball or any of these other video
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pinball or any of these other video games right next to good old Billy the
11:30
games right next to good old Billy the
11:30
games right next to good old Billy the Kid even the men's restroom it's all
11:32
Kid even the men's restroom it's all
11:32
Kid even the men's restroom it's all decked out with crazy swag and there's
11:34
decked out with crazy swag and there's
11:34
decked out with crazy swag and there's signs on the walls and everything house
11:36
signs on the walls and everything house
11:36
signs on the walls and everything house for the women's restroom I don't know
11:38
for the women's restroom I don't know
11:38
for the women's restroom I don't know not allowed in there Wow barkis of haps
11:40
not allowed in there Wow barkis of haps
11:40
not allowed in there Wow barkis of haps new mexico it's as American as apple pie
11:43
new mexico it's as American as apple pie
11:43
new mexico it's as American as apple pie and a Hamburg don't you think so Uncle
11:45
and a Hamburg don't you think so Uncle
11:45
and a Hamburg don't you think so Uncle Sam I'll tell you what Uncle Sam thinks
11:48
Sam I'll tell you what Uncle Sam thinks
11:48
Sam I'll tell you what Uncle Sam thinks Uncle Sam thinks chilies are excellent a
11:51
Uncle Sam thinks chilies are excellent a
11:51
Uncle Sam thinks chilies are excellent a careful Uncle Sam I think that's a
11:53
careful Uncle Sam I think that's a
11:53
careful Uncle Sam I think that's a jalapeno every good American has an
11:55
jalapeno every good American has an
11:55
jalapeno every good American has an addiction to a jalapeno you can't argue
11:57
addiction to a jalapeno you can't argue
11:57
addiction to a jalapeno you can't argue with that
11:57
with that
11:57
with that all right Sparky's is one groovy place
11:59
all right Sparky's is one groovy place
11:59
all right Sparky's is one groovy place between here and the RV dealership up
12:01
between here and the RV dealership up
12:01
between here and the RV dealership up the road I notice some other weird stuff
12:03
the road I notice some other weird stuff
12:03
the road I notice some other weird stuff look at this old Mose mysterious
12:05
look at this old Mose mysterious
12:05
look at this old Mose mysterious drive-through with the dinosaur on its
12:07
drive-through with the dinosaur on its
12:07
drive-through with the dinosaur on its roof and this what you look at the size
12:10
roof and this what you look at the size
12:10
roof and this what you look at the size of that wiener Wow everybody enjoys a
12:12
of that wiener Wow everybody enjoys a
12:12
of that wiener Wow everybody enjoys a big wiener look at this I'm not sure if
12:14
big wiener look at this I'm not sure if
12:14
big wiener look at this I'm not sure if they actually sold fireworks and green
12:16
they actually sold fireworks and green
12:16
they actually sold fireworks and green chili here or they just sold the green
12:18
chili here or they just sold the green
12:18
chili here or they just sold the green chili and it created fireworks later on
12:20
chili and it created fireworks later on
12:20
chili and it created fireworks later on if you know what I mean wow wow what a
12:22
if you know what I mean wow wow what a
12:22
if you know what I mean wow wow what a lot of mustard when I first drove up I
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lot of mustard when I first drove up I
12:23
lot of mustard when I first drove up I thought this maybe was Sparky's and they
12:25
thought this maybe was Sparky's and they
12:25
thought this maybe was Sparky's and they had claws whoo-hoo good thing the real
12:27
had claws whoo-hoo good thing the real
12:27
had claws whoo-hoo good thing the real sparkies is still open I wonder what
12:28
sparkies is still open I wonder what
12:28
sparkies is still open I wonder what this place was hot look at this next
12:30
this place was hot look at this next
12:30
this place was hot look at this next door this is what I was talking about
12:31
door this is what I was talking about
12:31
door this is what I was talking about seems like every place in this town has
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seems like every place in this town has
12:32
seems like every place in this town has a boatload of chilies drying out front
12:35
a boatload of chilies drying out front
12:35
a boatload of chilies drying out front they're all for sale weird cuz there's
12:36
they're all for sale weird cuz there's
12:36
they're all for sale weird cuz there's so many signs advertising green Chili's
12:38
so many signs advertising green Chili's
12:38
so many signs advertising green Chili's but all the Chili's I've seen I've been
12:39
but all the Chili's I've seen I've been
12:39
but all the Chili's I've seen I've been red I really hope I'm not going
12:41
red I really hope I'm not going
12:41
red I really hope I'm not going colorblind alright guys it's time for us
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colorblind alright guys it's time for us
12:43
colorblind alright guys it's time for us to leave hatch New Mexico and head even
12:45
to leave hatch New Mexico and head even
12:45
to leave hatch New Mexico and head even further east by the way you know how
12:47
further east by the way you know how
12:47
further east by the way you know how this place is closed I think it might
12:48
this place is closed I think it might
12:48
this place is closed I think it might have been because they kept giving away
12:50
have been because they kept giving away
12:50
have been because they kept giving away the Pepsi Cola you can't just give away
12:52
the Pepsi Cola you can't just give away
12:52
the Pepsi Cola you can't just give away your hard work for free unless you have
12:54
your hard work for free unless you have
12:54
your hard work for free unless you have a youtube channel Hey all right we've
12:55
a youtube channel Hey all right we've
12:55
a youtube channel Hey all right we've driven quite a ways now and ran into a
12:57
driven quite a ways now and ran into a
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driven quite a ways now and ran into a kerfuffle Yeah right behind
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kerfuffle Yeah right behind
12:58
kerfuffle Yeah right behind be back there was the white sands
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be back there was the white sands
13:00
be back there was the white sands missile test range or whatever back
13:02
missile test range or whatever back
13:02
missile test range or whatever back there just inside the gate they have a
13:04
there just inside the gate they have a
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there just inside the gate they have a little park full of crazy missiles and
13:06
little park full of crazy missiles and
13:06
little park full of crazy missiles and rockets outside of normal visiting hours
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rockets outside of normal visiting hours
13:09
rockets outside of normal visiting hours so the security at the gate was like nah
13:11
so the security at the gate was like nah
13:11
so the security at the gate was like nah bro get lost
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bro get lost
13:12
bro get lost oops tada I was gonna show you guys some
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oops tada I was gonna show you guys some
13:13
oops tada I was gonna show you guys some missiles there my bad is always a weird
13:16
missiles there my bad is always a weird
13:16
missiles there my bad is always a weird moment when you show up to a military
13:18
moment when you show up to a military
13:18
moment when you show up to a military base where they're doing top-secret
13:19
base where they're doing top-secret
13:19
base where they're doing top-secret stuff and go hey what's up I'm here to
13:21
stuff and go hey what's up I'm here to
13:21
stuff and go hey what's up I'm here to see the missiles and they go what get
13:23
see the missiles and they go what get
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see the missiles and they go what get out of here I'd be lying to you if I
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out of here I'd be lying to you if I
13:24
out of here I'd be lying to you if I said that's the first time something
13:25
said that's the first time something
13:25
said that's the first time something like that has happened there look you
13:27
like that has happened there look you
13:27
like that has happened there look you can see way in the distance there's the
13:28
can see way in the distance there's the
13:28
can see way in the distance there's the base I just came from where I was trying
13:29
base I just came from where I was trying
13:29
base I just came from where I was trying to get some shots of rockets for you
13:31
to get some shots of rockets for you
13:31
to get some shots of rockets for you guys and there is the warning sign as
13:34
guys and there is the warning sign as
13:34
guys and there is the warning sign as you get close whoa areas potentially
13:37
you get close whoa areas potentially
13:37
you get close whoa areas potentially contaminate his explosive devices stay
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contaminate his explosive devices stay
13:40
contaminate his explosive devices stay on the roads do not disturb any items oh
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on the roads do not disturb any items oh
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on the roads do not disturb any items oh yeah that is weird look there's a sign
13:44
yeah that is weird look there's a sign
13:44
yeah that is weird look there's a sign in Spanish for Julio actually probably a
13:46
in Spanish for Julio actually probably a
13:46
in Spanish for Julio actually probably a really good idea that they didn't let me
13:47
really good idea that they didn't let me
13:47
really good idea that they didn't let me in there right now while Julio's with me
13:49
in there right now while Julio's with me
13:49
in there right now while Julio's with me because you don't want to get Julio
13:50
because you don't want to get Julio
13:50
because you don't want to get Julio close to miss well the White Sands
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close to miss well the White Sands
13:52
close to miss well the White Sands Missile Range may be off-limits to us
13:54
Missile Range may be off-limits to us
13:54
Missile Range may be off-limits to us today luckily for us the White Sands
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today luckily for us the White Sands
13:56
today luckily for us the White Sands National Monument is another story now
13:59
National Monument is another story now
13:59
National Monument is another story now where did Julio go I see his tracks ooh
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where did Julio go I see his tracks ooh
14:01
where did Julio go I see his tracks ooh they're going this way whoa you guys
14:11
they're going this way whoa you guys
14:11
they're going this way whoa you guys look at this no human footprints over
14:14
look at this no human footprints over
14:14
look at this no human footprints over here I've walked quite a ways look at
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here I've walked quite a ways look at
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here I've walked quite a ways look at this crazy alien looking landscape all
14:20
this crazy alien looking landscape all
14:20
this crazy alien looking landscape all white sand as far as the eye can see
14:23
white sand as far as the eye can see
14:23
white sand as far as the eye can see the only thing is this isn't actually
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the only thing is this isn't actually
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the only thing is this isn't actually Sam what I was told this is actually all
14:27
Sam what I was told this is actually all
14:27
Sam what I was told this is actually all gypsum that dissolved with rain I think
14:30
gypsum that dissolved with rain I think
14:30
gypsum that dissolved with rain I think out of the local mountains and then got
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out of the local mountains and then got
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out of the local mountains and then got blown here by the wind into crazy sand
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blown here by the wind into crazy sand
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blown here by the wind into crazy sand dunes very white and bright and blinding
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dunes very white and bright and blinding
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dunes very white and bright and blinding out here without the sunglasses I don't
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out here without the sunglasses I don't
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out here without the sunglasses I don't even think I can walk around here you
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even think I can walk around here you
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even think I can walk around here you know what the sunglasses my eyes are
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know what the sunglasses my eyes are
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know what the sunglasses my eyes are burning I can feel myself getting
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burning I can feel myself getting
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burning I can feel myself getting sunburned from underneath
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sunburned from underneath
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sunburned from underneath oh there's Julio hey you were right this
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oh there's Julio hey you were right this
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oh there's Julio hey you were right this is cool why all the way out here getting
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is cool why all the way out here getting
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is cool why all the way out here getting a suntan no no I I get it Julio but I
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a suntan no no I I get it Julio but I
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a suntan no no I I get it Julio but I just need to tell you I don't think
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just need to tell you I don't think
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just need to tell you I don't think feathers tan Wow
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feathers tan Wow
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feathers tan Wow there's miles and miles and miles of
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there's miles and miles and miles of
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there's miles and miles and miles of this stuff miles and miles of
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this stuff miles and miles of
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this stuff miles and miles of miles and miles of burning hot sand and
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miles and miles of burning hot sand and
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miles and miles of burning hot sand and burning hot Sun whoo yeah don't get me
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burning hot Sun whoo yeah don't get me
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burning hot Sun whoo yeah don't get me wrong this is awesome especially finding
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wrong this is awesome especially finding
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wrong this is awesome especially finding a place with no footprints before ours
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a place with no footprints before ours
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a place with no footprints before ours but I think maybe it's time for us to go
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but I think maybe it's time for us to go
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but I think maybe it's time for us to go what are you complaining about you get
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what are you complaining about you get
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what are you complaining about you get to ride in the back
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to ride in the back
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to ride in the back I got a walk back to the car Oh crazy
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I got a walk back to the car Oh crazy
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I got a walk back to the car Oh crazy that anything grows out here roots of
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that anything grows out here roots of
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that anything grows out here roots of those plants have to go all the way down
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those plants have to go all the way down
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those plants have to go all the way down past this entire dune huh
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past this entire dune huh
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past this entire dune huh thank goodness the car oh man this dust
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thank goodness the car oh man this dust
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thank goodness the car oh man this dust totally looked like a weird alien
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totally looked like a weird alien
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totally looked like a weird alien landscape out here maybe that's why the
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landscape out here maybe that's why the
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landscape out here maybe that's why the aliens come to visit this area
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aliens come to visit this area
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aliens come to visit this area what are they're trying to spy on our
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what are they're trying to spy on our
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what are they're trying to spy on our rocket firing abilities bring this up
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rocket firing abilities bring this up
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rocket firing abilities bring this up friends because one of the most famous
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friends because one of the most famous
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friends because one of the most famous towns in New Mexico Roswell New Mexico
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towns in New Mexico Roswell New Mexico
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towns in New Mexico Roswell New Mexico is not that far away and that's where
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is not that far away and that's where
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is not that far away and that's where I'm trying to make it before nightfall
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I'm trying to make it before nightfall
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I'm trying to make it before nightfall first though we gotta pass through the
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first though we gotta pass through the
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first though we gotta pass through the little town of Alamogordo my Spanish is
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little town of Alamogordo my Spanish is
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little town of Alamogordo my Spanish is not very good but does that mean Chubby
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not very good but does that mean Chubby
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not very good but does that mean Chubby Alamo just a wild guess what I'm
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Alamo just a wild guess what I'm
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Alamo just a wild guess what I'm probably getting that wrong hey what's
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probably getting that wrong hey what's
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probably getting that wrong hey what's that least we saw one rocket all right
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that least we saw one rocket all right
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that least we saw one rocket all right guys the shadows are getting long it's
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guys the shadows are getting long it's
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guys the shadows are getting long it's already getting kind of late in the day
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already getting kind of late in the day
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already getting kind of late in the day and I still have over a hundred miles to
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and I still have over a hundred miles to
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and I still have over a hundred miles to drive but I would be nuts if I didn't
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drive but I would be nuts if I didn't
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drive but I would be nuts if I didn't make one more stop here in Alamogordo
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make one more stop here in Alamogordo
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make one more stop here in Alamogordo look at this do you know what that is
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look at this do you know what that is
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look at this do you know what that is that is the world's largest pistachio
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that is the world's largest pistachio
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that is the world's largest pistachio now that is one nutty thing to find out
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now that is one nutty thing to find out
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now that is one nutty thing to find out here I told you I'd be nuts not to stop
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here I told you I'd be nuts not to stop
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here I told you I'd be nuts not to stop the world's largest chili pepper the
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the world's largest chili pepper the
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the world's largest chili pepper the world's largest pistachio dude there's
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world's largest pistachio dude there's
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world's largest pistachio dude there's something in the water in New Mexico and
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something in the water in New Mexico and
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something in the water in New Mexico and it causes creativity that's one got a
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it causes creativity that's one got a
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it causes creativity that's one got a gun too enough all right friends it's
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gun too enough all right friends it's
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gun too enough all right friends it's time for me to hit the road and with any
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time for me to hit the road and with any
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time for me to hit the road and with any luck tomorrow I'll be in Roswell I
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luck tomorrow I'll be in Roswell I
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luck tomorrow I'll be in Roswell I really want to get going before the Sun
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really want to get going before the Sun
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really want to get going before the Sun Goes Down I don't want to be abducted by
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Goes Down I don't want to be abducted by
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Goes Down I don't want to be abducted by any mysterious lights thank you guys for
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any mysterious lights thank you guys for
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any mysterious lights thank you guys for joining me on this weird adventure just
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joining me on this weird adventure just
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joining me on this weird adventure just think in an alternate timeline Julio and
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think in an alternate timeline Julio and
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think in an alternate timeline Julio and I would still be stuck out on the dunes
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I would still be stuck out on the dunes
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I would still be stuck out on the dunes at white sands laughs this is the
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at white sands laughs this is the
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at white sands laughs this is the alternate timelines alternate timeline
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alternate timelines alternate timeline
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alternate timelines alternate timeline it's really confusing anyway check out
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it's really confusing anyway check out
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it's really confusing anyway check out the links down below to find out how you
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Instagram all right just for having
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Instagram all right just for having watch this you have done get to tea you
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watch this you have done get to tea you
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watch this you have done get to tea you can go home and
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can go home and
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can go home and bleep Wow goodbye you nut no not you him
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bleep Wow goodbye you nut no not you him
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bleep Wow goodbye you nut no not you him [Music]
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all right it's bonus round time as you
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all right it's bonus round time as you can see I'm back in another graveyard
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can see I'm back in another graveyard
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can see I'm back in another graveyard this time in Rio so New Mexico I've
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this time in Rio so New Mexico I've
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this time in Rio so New Mexico I've heard for different people pronounce
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heard for different people pronounce
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heard for different people pronounce this four different ways so hopefully
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this four different ways so hopefully
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this four different ways so hopefully I'm getting that right i rue it don't
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I'm getting that right i rue it don't
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I'm getting that right i rue it don't know which one's correct but look at
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know which one's correct but look at
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know which one's correct but look at this I've come miles and miles out of
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this I've come miles and miles out of
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this I've come miles and miles out of the way to see a very unusual grave look
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the way to see a very unusual grave look
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the way to see a very unusual grave look at this it's the grave of a man named
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at this it's the grave of a man named
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at this it's the grave of a man named Richard Roth Jones who is apparently a
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Richard Roth Jones who is apparently a
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Richard Roth Jones who is apparently a very big fan of golfing check out that
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very big fan of golfing check out that
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very big fan of golfing check out that tombstone right there complete with
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tombstone right there complete with
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tombstone right there complete with putter and if you bring a golf ball you
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putter and if you bring a golf ball you
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putter and if you bring a golf ball you can actually use that putter right there
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can actually use that putter right there
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can actually use that putter right there to play a little putt-putt putting green
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to play a little putt-putt putting green
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to play a little putt-putt putting green hole is full of flowers right now which
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hole is full of flowers right now which
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hole is full of flowers right now which is actually really nice and there's a
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is actually really nice and there's a
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is actually really nice and there's a very nice epitaph right here on the
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very nice epitaph right here on the
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very nice epitaph right here on the headstone but you've got to admit that
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headstone but you've got to admit that
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headstone but you've got to admit that is one very unusual grave my hat's off
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is one very unusual grave my hat's off
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is one very unusual grave my hat's off to you ruff Jones what a way to keep
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to you ruff Jones what a way to keep
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to you ruff Jones what a way to keep your passion alive even though you're
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your passion alive even though you're
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your passion alive even though you're you know you know I hope someday I can
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you know you know I hope someday I can
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you know you know I hope someday I can think of a grave that creative I mean
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think of a grave that creative I mean
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think of a grave that creative I mean hopefully I won't need one for you know
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hopefully I won't need one for you know
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hopefully I won't need one for you know quite a while yet meanwhile in the
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quite a while yet meanwhile in the
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quite a while yet meanwhile in the alternate timeline
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no no no no no no no no no no you be
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no no no no no no no no no no you be quiet first you said the car was that
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quiet first you said the car was that
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quiet first you said the car was that now you're saying the car was this one
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now you're saying the car was this one
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now you're saying the car was this one look at those are our tracks from
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look at those are our tracks from
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look at those are our tracks from earlier we've been going around in
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earlier we've been going around in
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earlier we've been going around in circles for hours Julio where is the car
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circles for hours Julio where is the car
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circles for hours Julio where is the car all right we'll keep going your way what
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all right we'll keep going your way what
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all right we'll keep going your way what could go wrong right what could go wrong