I drove the Mark Twain Riverboat & Christmas Eve at Panda Express

0:05 It's beginning to look a lot like

0:05 It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

0:07 Christmas

0:07 Christmas everywhere.

0:13 It's a sometimes vlog. It's a vlog that

0:13 It's a sometimes vlog. It's a vlog that happens sometimes. Sometimes it happens

0:16 happens sometimes. Sometimes it happens

0:16 happens sometimes. Sometimes it happens in a Panda Express in Orange,

0:20 in a Panda Express in Orange,

0:20 in a Panda Express in Orange, California. That right there is Ally,

0:23 California. That right there is Ally,

0:23 California. That right there is Ally, who was going to leave today. Today is

0:26 who was going to leave today. Today is

0:26 who was going to leave today. Today is Christmas Eve. Happy Christmas Eve. Ally

0:28 Christmas Eve. Happy Christmas Eve. Ally

0:28 Christmas Eve. Happy Christmas Eve. Ally was supposed to leave on a plane today,

0:30 was supposed to leave on a plane today,

0:30 was supposed to leave on a plane today, but instead the best Christmas present

0:33 but instead the best Christmas present

0:33 but instead the best Christmas present ever. She's staying for Christmas. And

0:35 ever. She's staying for Christmas. And

0:35 ever. She's staying for Christmas. And so, what better traditional Christmas

0:37 so, what better traditional Christmas

0:37 so, what better traditional Christmas meal to have than Chinese food? What are

0:41 meal to have than Chinese food? What are

0:41 meal to have than Chinese food? What are you getting right now?

0:48 Chinese sesame chicken and chowine. And

0:48 Chinese sesame chicken and chowine. And what else?

0:49 what else?

0:49 what else? And that's it. That's Christmas right

0:52 And that's it. That's Christmas right

0:52 And that's it. That's Christmas right there in one package. Look how Christmy

0:54 there in one package. Look how Christmy

0:54 there in one package. Look how Christmy it is. Look how Christmasy the panda is

0:57 it is. Look how Christmasy the panda is

0:57 it is. Look how Christmasy the panda is giving the gift of panda. It's so

0:58 giving the gift of panda. It's so

0:58 giving the gift of panda. It's so Christmas in here. Okay, I'll leave you

1:00 Christmas in here. Okay, I'll leave you

1:00 Christmas in here. Okay, I'll leave you to do. Do I want to drink? Yes, I do. I

1:02 to do. Do I want to drink? Yes, I do. I

1:02 to do. Do I want to drink? Yes, I do. I do want to drink.

1:05 do want to drink.

1:05 do want to drink. Alli and Iron Pan Express. The best

1:06 Alli and Iron Pan Express. The best

1:06 Alli and Iron Pan Express. The best thing ever in the entire world happened,

1:08 thing ever in the entire world happened,

1:08 thing ever in the entire world happened, which was that was supposed to drive her

1:09 which was that was supposed to drive her

1:09 which was that was supposed to drive her to the airport. This giant panda. What a

1:12 to the airport. This giant panda. What a

1:12 to the airport. This giant panda. What a Look at this guy. What a fun one. What a

1:15 Look at this guy. What a fun one. What a

1:15 Look at this guy. What a fun one. What a neat one. I like that.

1:17 neat one. I like that.

1:17 neat one. I like that. How do I get that in my life? I can't

1:18 How do I get that in my life? I can't

1:18 How do I get that in my life? I can't eat Panda Express anymore because I have

1:21 eat Panda Express anymore because I have

1:21 eat Panda Express anymore because I have the gluten. I can't with the gluten with

1:23 the gluten. I can't with the gluten with

1:23 the gluten. I can't with the gluten with the wheat. I can't eat this at all, but

1:25 the wheat. I can't eat this at all, but

1:25 the wheat. I can't eat this at all, but it's delicious and I miss Chinese food

1:27 it's delicious and I miss Chinese food

1:27 it's delicious and I miss Chinese food with all my heart. If any of you can

1:28 with all my heart. If any of you can

1:28 with all my heart. If any of you can make or know how to make gluten-free

1:30 make or know how to make gluten-free

1:30 make or know how to make gluten-free orange chicken, Chinese food, chowine,

1:32 orange chicken, Chinese food, chowine,

1:32 orange chicken, Chinese food, chowine, and other things for me. Please help me,

1:34 and other things for me. Please help me,

1:34 and other things for me. Please help me, cuz that would be great. Uh, this is the

1:36 cuz that would be great. Uh, this is the

1:36 cuz that would be great. Uh, this is the greatest Christmas present of all time.

1:37 greatest Christmas present of all time.

1:38 greatest Christmas present of all time. I was supposed to be taking her to the

1:39 I was supposed to be taking her to the

1:39 I was supposed to be taking her to the airport right now. Instead, she's going

1:41 airport right now. Instead, she's going

1:41 airport right now. Instead, she's going to stay for two more days uh past

1:44 to stay for two more days uh past

1:44 to stay for two more days uh past Christmas and stay for Christmas. So, I

1:46 Christmas and stay for Christmas. So, I

1:46 Christmas and stay for Christmas. So, I got Ally for Christmas, which means I'm

1:49 got Ally for Christmas, which means I'm

1:49 got Ally for Christmas, which means I'm officially the happiest person in the

1:50 officially the happiest person in the

1:50 officially the happiest person in the whole world. Yesterday I would have done

1:51 whole world. Yesterday I would have done

1:52 whole world. Yesterday I would have done the vlog and we did something super

1:53 the vlog and we did something super

1:53 the vlog and we did something super epically cool yesterday which I wanted

1:56 epically cool yesterday which I wanted

1:56 epically cool yesterday which I wanted to talk to you. I'm going to walk

1:57 to talk to you. I'm going to walk

1:57 to talk to you. I'm going to walk outside just so all these people aren't

1:58 outside just so all these people aren't

1:58 outside just so all these people aren't super uncomfortable with my presence. Uh

2:01 super uncomfortable with my presence. Uh

2:01 super uncomfortable with my presence. Uh we did something super awesome

2:02 we did something super awesome

2:02 we did something super awesome yesterday. It was going to be a vlog and

2:04 yesterday. It was going to be a vlog and

2:04 yesterday. It was going to be a vlog and then we just got caught up because it

2:05 then we just got caught up because it

2:05 then we just got caught up because it was going to be my last day with her. I

2:07 was going to be my last day with her. I

2:07 was going to be my last day with her. I haven't seen her in person. I've talked

2:08 haven't seen her in person. I've talked

2:08 haven't seen her in person. I've talked to her every single day obviously but I

2:10 to her every single day obviously but I

2:10 to her every single day obviously but I haven't seen her in person for months

2:12 haven't seen her in person for months

2:12 haven't seen her in person for months and months and months since the last

2:13 and months and months since the last

2:13 and months and months since the last time she was in vlogs. I don't know. And

2:15 time she was in vlogs. I don't know. And

2:15 time she was in vlogs. I don't know. And I was getting really sad to be honest

2:17 I was getting really sad to be honest

2:17 I was getting really sad to be honest with you. And I was like like my eyes

2:21 with you. And I was like like my eyes

2:21 with you. And I was like like my eyes were getting really sweaty cuz I'm

2:23 were getting really sweaty cuz I'm

2:23 were getting really sweaty cuz I'm allergic to Christmas and my eyes sweat

2:25 allergic to Christmas and my eyes sweat

2:26 allergic to Christmas and my eyes sweat when I get allergies. So my eyes were

2:28 when I get allergies. So my eyes were

2:28 when I get allergies. So my eyes were getting all sweaty yesterday and I

2:29 getting all sweaty yesterday and I

2:29 getting all sweaty yesterday and I didn't end up doing the vlog and then I

2:31 didn't end up doing the vlog and then I

2:31 didn't end up doing the vlog and then I was like well I'll drop her off to the

2:32 was like well I'll drop her off to the

2:32 was like well I'll drop her off to the airport tomorrow and then I'll just do

2:34 airport tomorrow and then I'll just do

2:34 airport tomorrow and then I'll just do something Christmy for the Sam's vlog

2:38 something Christmy for the Sam's vlog

2:38 something Christmy for the Sam's vlog and get in touch with all of you guys

2:39 and get in touch with all of you guys

2:39 and get in touch with all of you guys cuz I miss you. I miss you. I do. Uh

2:43 cuz I miss you. I miss you. I do. Uh

2:43 cuz I miss you. I miss you. I do. Uh and it just didn't happen because she's

2:45 and it just didn't happen because she's

2:45 and it just didn't happen because she's staying. And so now we're at Panda

2:47 staying. And so now we're at Panda

2:47 staying. And so now we're at Panda Express here in Orange, California. We

2:50 Express here in Orange, California. We

2:50 Express here in Orange, California. We were trying to find Mongolian barbecue

2:52 were trying to find Mongolian barbecue

2:52 were trying to find Mongolian barbecue because Ally loves Mongolian barbecue.

2:54 because Ally loves Mongolian barbecue.

2:54 because Ally loves Mongolian barbecue. Something else that I love that I can't

2:55 Something else that I love that I can't

2:55 Something else that I love that I can't eat anymore. And so we went all over

2:57 eat anymore. And so we went all over

2:57 eat anymore. And so we went all over searching for Mongolian barbecue, but

2:58 searching for Mongolian barbecue, but

2:58 searching for Mongolian barbecue, but apparently every Mongolian barbecue

3:00 apparently every Mongolian barbecue

3:00 apparently every Mongolian barbecue place in the world is closed on

3:01 place in the world is closed on

3:01 place in the world is closed on Christmas Eve. All the Chinese food

3:03 Christmas Eve. All the Chinese food

3:03 Christmas Eve. All the Chinese food places, like the legit Chinese food

3:05 places, like the legit Chinese food

3:05 places, like the legit Chinese food places are all closed that I could find

3:07 places are all closed that I could find

3:07 places are all closed that I could find today, which is random. No, wait.

3:09 today, which is random. No, wait.

3:09 today, which is random. No, wait. Actually, all the Chinese food places

3:10 Actually, all the Chinese food places

3:10 Actually, all the Chinese food places were open. It's all the Mongolian

3:11 were open. It's all the Mongolian

3:12 were open. It's all the Mongolian barbecue places that were closed. Maybe

3:14 barbecue places that were closed. Maybe

3:14 barbecue places that were closed. Maybe Mongolian people hate Christmas.

3:22 Anyway, so this is the most random,

3:22 Anyway, so this is the most random, strangest thing ever. We went to the

3:24 strangest thing ever. We went to the

3:24 strangest thing ever. We went to the mall today to buy hair clippers because

3:27 mall today to buy hair clippers because

3:27 mall today to buy hair clippers because Ally cuts hair now. She's been in beauty

3:28 Ally cuts hair now. She's been in beauty

3:28 Ally cuts hair now. She's been in beauty school for all this time. And she's

3:31 school for all this time. And she's

3:31 school for all this time. And she's going to experiment on the back of my

3:32 going to experiment on the back of my

3:32 going to experiment on the back of my head later. And we just went inside of

3:35 head later. And we just went inside of

3:35 head later. And we just went inside of the mall here in Orange, California on

3:37 the mall here in Orange, California on

3:37 the mall here in Orange, California on Christmas Eve. And to be honest with

3:39 Christmas Eve. And to be honest with

3:39 Christmas Eve. And to be honest with you, it wasn't that bad. I was expecting

3:41 you, it wasn't that bad. I was expecting

3:41 you, it wasn't that bad. I was expecting like the apocalypse and crazy stuff.

3:42 like the apocalypse and crazy stuff.

3:42 like the apocalypse and crazy stuff. It's just like last year on Christmas

3:44 It's just like last year on Christmas

3:44 It's just like last year on Christmas Eve, Tyler and I went to Toys R Us and

3:45 Eve, Tyler and I went to Toys R Us and

3:45 Eve, Tyler and I went to Toys R Us and it was like the same thing. Everyone was

3:46 it was like the same thing. Everyone was

3:46 it was like the same thing. Everyone was being all polite. It was a little messy,

3:49 being all polite. It was a little messy,

3:49 being all polite. It was a little messy, but people were putting items on the

3:50 but people were putting items on the

3:50 but people were putting items on the back on the shelf where they found them

3:51 back on the shelf where they found them

3:51 back on the shelf where they found them and it was like eerily like, "What about

3:54 and it was like eerily like, "What about

3:54 and it was like eerily like, "What about all those Christmas movies where people

3:55 all those Christmas movies where people

3:55 all those Christmas movies where people are like flipping out and pushing things

3:57 are like flipping out and pushing things

3:57 are like flipping out and pushing things over and we bought hair clippers and it

3:58 over and we bought hair clippers and it

3:58 over and we bought hair clippers and it was all calm and chill. I got a double

4:00 was all calm and chill. I got a double

4:00 was all calm and chill. I got a double cheeseburger at the Red Robin over here,

4:02 cheeseburger at the Red Robin over here,

4:02 cheeseburger at the Red Robin over here, glutenfree."

4:05 glutenfree."

4:05 glutenfree." Then we drove around for like an hour

4:06 Then we drove around for like an hour

4:06 Then we drove around for like an hour and then we came back here to get Panda

4:09 and then we came back here to get Panda

4:09 and then we came back here to get Panda Express. That is the most boring

4:10 Express. That is the most boring

4:10 Express. That is the most boring sounding thing ever. But I just I cannot

4:12 sounding thing ever. But I just I cannot

4:12 sounding thing ever. But I just I cannot tell you how happy I am. The fact that

4:14 tell you how happy I am. The fact that

4:14 tell you how happy I am. The fact that she stays here and just doing nothing

4:15 she stays here and just doing nothing

4:15 she stays here and just doing nothing with her is better than doing almost

4:18 with her is better than doing almost

4:18 with her is better than doing almost anything else. I have to be honest with

4:20 anything else. I have to be honest with

4:20 anything else. I have to be honest with you. I go to a lot of crazy places and

4:21 you. I go to a lot of crazy places and

4:21 you. I go to a lot of crazy places and do a lot of crazy things, but I'm

4:22 do a lot of crazy things, but I'm

4:22 do a lot of crazy things, but I'm happier like this. Anyways, the point is

4:26 happier like this. Anyways, the point is

4:26 happier like this. Anyways, the point is yesterday, where'd she go? Oh, she's

4:29 yesterday, where'd she go? Oh, she's

4:29 yesterday, where'd she go? Oh, she's getting drinks. Look, she's getting a

4:30 getting drinks. Look, she's getting a

4:30 getting drinks. Look, she's getting a drink for me. She's so sweet. Uh,

4:32 drink for me. She's so sweet. Uh,

4:32 drink for me. She's so sweet. Uh, yesterday Ally and I did something

4:35 yesterday Ally and I did something

4:35 yesterday Ally and I did something epically cool my entire life. A bucket

4:38 epically cool my entire life. A bucket

4:38 epically cool my entire life. A bucket list thing for me has always been to

4:40 list thing for me has always been to

4:40 list thing for me has always been to ride. And it's funny that I'm doing this

4:42 ride. And it's funny that I'm doing this

4:42 ride. And it's funny that I'm doing this vlog here and gonna show you this. Talk

4:43 vlog here and gonna show you this. Talk

4:43 vlog here and gonna show you this. Talk about this here instead of there. I've

4:45 about this here instead of there. I've

4:45 about this here instead of there. I've always wanted to drive the Mark Twain

4:49 always wanted to drive the Mark Twain

4:49 always wanted to drive the Mark Twain river boat. As you know, I'm a little

4:51 river boat. As you know, I'm a little

4:51 river boat. As you know, I'm a little bit of a Mark Twain fan.

4:55 bit of a Mark Twain fan.

4:55 bit of a Mark Twain fan. And uh you got it.

4:57 And uh you got it.

4:57 And uh you got it. Look at this. Look at you.

5:00 Look at this. Look at you.

5:00 Look at this. Look at you. Medium this time.

5:01 Medium this time.

5:01 Medium this time. Oo. Yeah. Good. Because the large cup

5:02 Oo. Yeah. Good. Because the large cup

5:02 Oo. Yeah. Good. Because the large cup was like bigger than my head. Okay. So,

5:04 was like bigger than my head. Okay. So,

5:04 was like bigger than my head. Okay. So, I'm a bit of a Mark Twain fan, as you

5:06 I'm a bit of a Mark Twain fan, as you

5:06 I'm a bit of a Mark Twain fan, as you may or may not have guessed from the

5:07 may or may not have guessed from the

5:07 may or may not have guessed from the fact that I have the man's face tattooed

5:08 fact that I have the man's face tattooed

5:08 fact that I have the man's face tattooed on my arm. And I'm also a huge

5:10 on my arm. And I'm also a huge

5:10 on my arm. And I'm also a huge Disneyland fan. And I also love the book

5:12 Disneyland fan. And I also love the book

5:12 Disneyland fan. And I also love the book Life on the Mississippi by Mark Twain. I

5:15 Life on the Mississippi by Mark Twain. I

5:15 Life on the Mississippi by Mark Twain. I love the whole era of steamboating and

5:17 love the whole era of steamboating and

5:17 love the whole era of steamboating and the history, 19th century American

5:19 the history, 19th century American

5:19 the history, 19th century American history. And as a result, I have always

5:22 history. And as a result, I have always

5:22 history. And as a result, I have always wanted to drive the Mark Twain river

5:24 wanted to drive the Mark Twain river

5:24 wanted to drive the Mark Twain river boat. I mean, when I'm not driving the

5:26 boat. I mean, when I'm not driving the

5:26 boat. I mean, when I'm not driving the Mustang, I prefer river boats. I never

5:28 Mustang, I prefer river boats. I never

5:28 Mustang, I prefer river boats. I never have ever got to do it. We've done a

5:29 have ever got to do it. We've done a

5:29 have ever got to do it. We've done a vlog before where we asked the cast

5:30 vlog before where we asked the cast

5:30 vlog before where we asked the cast members and sometimes it's super random

5:32 members and sometimes it's super random

5:32 members and sometimes it's super random who they pick. Sometimes they pick no

5:33 who they pick. Sometimes they pick no

5:33 who they pick. Sometimes they pick no one when too many people are asking.

5:35 one when too many people are asking.

5:35 one when too many people are asking. Most of the time you just ask uh the

5:38 Most of the time you just ask uh the

5:38 Most of the time you just ask uh the person on the dock and that'll usually

5:39 person on the dock and that'll usually

5:39 person on the dock and that'll usually be the next captain and the captain of

5:40 be the next captain and the captain of

5:40 be the next captain and the captain of the boat like the first person that asks

5:42 the boat like the first person that asks

5:42 the boat like the first person that asks them was like, "Okay, you can come up to

5:43 them was like, "Okay, you can come up to

5:43 them was like, "Okay, you can come up to the little pilot house, the wheelhouse

5:44 the little pilot house, the wheelhouse

5:44 the little pilot house, the wheelhouse on top and drive it." Well, yesterday

5:46 on top and drive it." Well, yesterday

5:46 on top and drive it." Well, yesterday Ally and I got to do it. I have a couple

5:48 Ally and I got to do it. I have a couple

5:48 Ally and I got to do it. I have a couple clips. See, here's the leftovers of Red

5:49 clips. See, here's the leftovers of Red

5:49 clips. See, here's the leftovers of Red River. I got to find a trash can now.

5:51 River. I got to find a trash can now.

5:51 River. I got to find a trash can now. The quest for the trash can. Let's go.

5:54 The quest for the trash can. Let's go.

5:54 The quest for the trash can. Let's go. There's no trash can. Well, there is a

5:56 There's no trash can. Well, there is a

5:56 There's no trash can. Well, there is a trash can in front of Yogurt Land.

6:11 [Music]

6:11 [Music] Keep cool. Keep cool. Did he look? Is he

6:14 Keep cool. Keep cool. Did he look? Is he

6:14 Keep cool. Keep cool. Did he look? Is he looking?

6:20 Suck it. He didn't even buy anything

6:20 Suck it. He didn't even buy anything from yogurt land. Fools.

6:24 from yogurt land. Fools.

6:24 from yogurt land. Fools. the fools.

6:27 the fools.

6:27 the fools. Anyway, Ally and I got to drive the Mark

6:28 Anyway, Ally and I got to drive the Mark

6:28 Anyway, Ally and I got to drive the Mark Twain river boat yesterday. It was super

6:30 Twain river boat yesterday. It was super

6:30 Twain river boat yesterday. It was super epic and awesome. My friend uh Robbie

6:33 epic and awesome. My friend uh Robbie

6:33 epic and awesome. My friend uh Robbie and his son Harrison, not Ford, uh were

6:36 and his son Harrison, not Ford, uh were

6:36 and his son Harrison, not Ford, uh were there and they allowed us to piggyback

6:38 there and they allowed us to piggyback

6:38 there and they allowed us to piggyback on their trip up to the Mark Twain

6:39 on their trip up to the Mark Twain

6:40 on their trip up to the Mark Twain wheelhouse. And here are the random

6:41 wheelhouse. And here are the random

6:41 wheelhouse. And here are the random clips that we have of that. It's

6:42 clips that we have of that. It's

6:42 clips that we have of that. It's Christmas Eve. I hope that you're all

6:43 Christmas Eve. I hope that you're all

6:43 Christmas Eve. I hope that you're all having a wonderful Christmas Eve or as I

6:45 having a wonderful Christmas Eve or as I

6:45 having a wonderful Christmas Eve or as I hope you're having 10% of as wonderful a

6:48 hope you're having 10% of as wonderful a

6:48 hope you're having 10% of as wonderful a Christmas Eve as I'm about to have with

6:50 Christmas Eve as I'm about to have with

6:50 Christmas Eve as I'm about to have with uh this person right here. And here's

6:51 uh this person right here. And here's

6:52 uh this person right here. And here's clips of us in the Mark Twain River

6:53 clips of us in the Mark Twain River

6:53 clips of us in the Mark Twain River Boat. Merry Christmas to everybody.

6:55 Boat. Merry Christmas to everybody.

6:55 Boat. Merry Christmas to everybody. Merry Christmas.

6:56 Merry Christmas.

6:56 Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Get Chinese food. It's

6:57 Merry Christmas. Get Chinese food. It's

6:57 Merry Christmas. Get Chinese food. It's good for you. Unless you're gluten-free

6:59 good for you. Unless you're gluten-free

6:59 good for you. Unless you're gluten-free like me and then you'll probably just

7:01 like me and then you'll probably just

7:01 like me and then you'll probably just eat a bowl of sadness.

7:03 eat a bowl of sadness.

7:03 eat a bowl of sadness. Mark Twain.

7:04 Mark Twain.

7:04 Mark Twain. Master's

7:13 over here. Splash Mountain right down

7:13 over here. Splash Mountain right down here.

7:15 here.

7:15 here. That is right there, sir.

7:17 That is right there, sir.

7:17 That is right there, sir. No manual labor.

7:19 No manual labor.

7:19 No manual labor. That's why I won't go on it. They have a

7:20 That's why I won't go on it. They have a

7:20 That's why I won't go on it. They have a motto. If you don't row, you don't go.

7:35 We are inside the wheelhouse

7:35 We are inside the wheelhouse of the Mark Twain with Roberto in here.

7:39 of the Mark Twain with Roberto in here.

7:39 of the Mark Twain with Roberto in here. Look at that. Ali's driving. We got hair

7:43 Look at that. Ali's driving. We got hair

7:43 Look at that. Ali's driving. We got hair sick audience. The best part of being up

7:46 sick audience. The best part of being up

7:46 sick audience. The best part of being up here, other than being allowed to touch

7:47 here, other than being allowed to touch

7:47 here, other than being allowed to touch all the things, is looking at all the

7:49 all the things, is looking at all the

7:49 all the things, is looking at all the people who can't touch all the things.

7:53 people who can't touch all the things.

7:53 people who can't touch all the things. The Indian village,

7:55 The Indian village,

7:55 The Indian village, the peaceful Indian village.

7:57 the peaceful Indian village.

7:57 the peaceful Indian village. How peaceful are they?

7:58 How peaceful are they?

7:58 How peaceful are they? Very peaceful.

7:59 Very peaceful.

7:59 Very peaceful. They're always like trying to give you

8:00 They're always like trying to give you

8:00 They're always like trying to give you money and stuff.

8:01 money and stuff.

8:01 money and stuff. Uh, no, they're pretty peaceful though.

8:03 Uh, no, they're pretty peaceful though.

8:03 Uh, no, they're pretty peaceful though. Yeah,

8:04 Yeah,

8:04 Yeah, the Indian village.

8:05 the Indian village.

8:05 the Indian village. He's telling the story of churros.

8:07 He's telling the story of churros.

8:07 He's telling the story of churros. Of churros.

8:07 Of churros.

8:08 Of churros. Yeah, he has one right here.

8:09 Yeah, he has one right here.

8:10 Yeah, he has one right here. The Indian village is going away, right?

8:11 The Indian village is going away, right?

8:11 The Indian village is going away, right? No more Indian village. Star Wars. We'll

8:14 No more Indian village. Star Wars. We'll

8:14 No more Indian village. Star Wars. We'll have a Tuskan raider village.

8:15 have a Tuskan raider village.

8:15 have a Tuskan raider village. There's our American Eagle up there.

8:16 There's our American Eagle up there.

8:16 There's our American Eagle up there. Now, please don't call her a bald eagle.

8:18 Now, please don't call her a bald eagle.

8:18 Now, please don't call her a bald eagle. She's very sensitive about that.

8:19 She's very sensitive about that.

8:19 She's very sensitive about that. It's okay. I'm going bald bald, too.

8:21 It's okay. I'm going bald bald, too.

8:21 It's okay. I'm going bald bald, too. She needs regenics.

8:24 She needs regenics.

8:24 She needs regenics. She's part of my trainers wonderland.

8:26 She's part of my trainers wonderland.

8:26 She's part of my trainers wonderland. Oh, look guys, there's Mickey and Minnie

8:28 Oh, look guys, there's Mickey and Minnie

8:28 Oh, look guys, there's Mickey and Minnie Moose.

8:29 Moose.

8:29 Moose. A cute.

8:32 A cute.

8:32 A cute. [Music]

8:34 [Music] I have always always wanted to do this.

8:35 I have always always wanted to do this.

8:35 I have always always wanted to do this. Can you do me a favor, M?

8:37 Can you do me a favor, M?

8:37 Can you do me a favor, M? That hand on the far right.

8:38 That hand on the far right.

8:38 That hand on the far right. Here we go.

8:38 Here we go.

8:38 Here we go. Down for four seconds. Ready?

8:40 Down for four seconds. Ready?

8:40 Down for four seconds. Ready? Go. 1 2 3.

8:44 Go. 1 2 3.

8:44 Go. 1 2 3. One more time, please.

8:51 I've always always wanted to come up

8:51 I've always always wanted to come up here. It's never worked out before. I

8:53 here. It's never worked out before. I

8:53 here. It's never worked out before. I get to come up here with Ally, which is

8:54 get to come up here with Ally, which is

8:54 get to come up here with Ally, which is the coolest thing ever. Thanks to Robbie

8:56 the coolest thing ever. Thanks to Robbie

8:56 the coolest thing ever. Thanks to Robbie and Harrison over here who let us come

8:58 and Harrison over here who let us come

8:58 and Harrison over here who let us come up and take their spot with Roberto and

9:01 up and take their spot with Roberto and

9:01 up and take their spot with Roberto and drive this thing before it goes away for

9:03 drive this thing before it goes away for

9:03 drive this thing before it goes away for a while.

9:05 a while.

9:05 a while. Epic. Look at this. A site we won't see

9:07 Epic. Look at this. A site we won't see

9:07 Epic. Look at this. A site we won't see much longer. the Indian village and the

9:11 much longer. the Indian village and the

9:11 much longer. the Indian village and the old band of the old rivers of America.

9:14 old band of the old rivers of America.

9:14 old band of the old rivers of America. [Music]

9:17 [Music] I don't know what to say. This is pretty

9:18 I don't know what to say. This is pretty

9:18 I don't know what to say. This is pretty cool. I've like literally always always

9:19 cool. I've like literally always always

9:19 cool. I've like literally always always always wanted to do it.

9:20 always wanted to do it.

9:20 always wanted to do it. Remember why we went to Dragon Queen?

9:22 Remember why we went to Dragon Queen?

9:22 Remember why we went to Dragon Queen? Why?

9:23 Why?

9:23 Why? See where I parked my last ship.

9:27 See where I parked my last ship.

9:27 See where I parked my last ship. That was a great spot in the shades by

9:28 That was a great spot in the shades by

9:28 That was a great spot in the shades by the bathrooms, but my manager said no.

9:30 the bathrooms, but my manager said no.

9:30 the bathrooms, but my manager said no. I've been trying to come up here for 15

9:32 I've been trying to come up here for 15

9:32 I've been trying to come up here for 15 years. I was never the lucky one.

9:34 years. I was never the lucky one.

9:34 years. I was never the lucky one. I come here all the time.

9:35 I come here all the time.

9:35 I come here all the time. Oh, a little more.

9:36 Oh, a little more.

9:36 Oh, a little more. How did he get that going on? This is

9:38 How did he get that going on? This is

9:38 How did he get that going on? This is awesome. This is awesome. Look,

9:46 signed the guest book.

9:46 signed the guest book. Came up these stairs. You ever just take

9:49 Came up these stairs. You ever just take

9:49 Came up these stairs. You ever just take a nap down there in a little

9:50 a nap down there in a little

9:50 a nap down there in a little Only when my girlfriend's mad at me.

9:58 Awesome. Okay.

9:58 Awesome. Okay. Okay.

10:08 So basically that's it. You drive the

10:08 So basically that's it. You drive the boat, you go around Rivers of America,

10:10 boat, you go around Rivers of America,

10:10 boat, you go around Rivers of America, then they give you this, a pilot

10:12 then they give you this, a pilot

10:12 then they give you this, a pilot certificate, just like what Mark Twain

10:14 certificate, just like what Mark Twain

10:14 certificate, just like what Mark Twain got when he became an official riverboat

10:16 got when he became an official riverboat

10:16 got when he became an official riverboat pilot. And now I have one. So we're

10:19 pilot. And now I have one. So we're

10:19 pilot. And now I have one. So we're going to eat Chinese food. Then we're

10:21 going to eat Chinese food. Then we're

10:21 going to eat Chinese food. Then we're going to have a my family's going to

10:23 going to have a my family's going to

10:23 going to have a my family's going to have a Christmas party and we're going

10:24 have a Christmas party and we're going

10:24 have a Christmas party and we're going to be at it. And I'm really happy and

10:27 to be at it. And I'm really happy and

10:27 to be at it. And I'm really happy and merry Christmas to all of you and happy

10:30 merry Christmas to all of you and happy

10:30 merry Christmas to all of you and happy Christmas Eve. And I guess I'm going to

10:32 Christmas Eve. And I guess I'm going to

10:32 Christmas Eve. And I guess I'm going to be distracted for a couple more days. in

10:35 be distracted for a couple more days. in

10:35 be distracted for a couple more days. in the best way ever. So, merry Christmas.

10:39 the best way ever. So, merry Christmas.

10:39 the best way ever. So, merry Christmas. I love you all. You the most. And then

10:42 I love you all. You the most. And then

10:42 I love you all. You the most. And then the rest of you in descending order all

10:44 the rest of you in descending order all

10:44 the rest of you in descending order all the way down to my friend George. I

10:46 the way down to my friend George. I

10:46 the way down to my friend George. I still love him, but I love him the

10:49 still love him, but I love him the

10:49 still love him, but I love him the least.

I drove the Mark Twain Riverboat & Christmas Eve at Panda Express

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