GOODBYE to Disneyland! (+ will 4 guys fit in a teacup!? )
WILL 4 MEN FIT IN A DISNEYLAND TEACUP?!?
Come with me as I say goodbye to Disneyland and we'll find out the answer to that question
Transcript
0:03
Look at everybody.
0:03
Look at everybody. Main Street Station beckoning all of
0:06
Main Street Station beckoning all of
0:06
Main Street Station beckoning all of these people entering Disneyland into
0:09
these people entering Disneyland into
0:09
these people entering Disneyland into the warmth, the magic, and the fun. To
0:13
the warmth, the magic, and the fun. To
0:13
the warmth, the magic, and the fun. To you, it's a symbol of Walt Disney's
0:15
you, it's a symbol of Walt Disney's
0:15
you, it's a symbol of Walt Disney's Magic Kingdom. To me, it's a symbol of
0:18
Magic Kingdom. To me, it's a symbol of
0:18
Magic Kingdom. To me, it's a symbol of home, Anaheim, California, Disneyland.
0:23
home, Anaheim, California, Disneyland.
0:23
home, Anaheim, California, Disneyland. Many, many videos that we've done
0:25
Many, many videos that we've done
0:25
Many, many videos that we've done together. And the sometimes vlog. It's a
0:29
together. And the sometimes vlog. It's a
0:29
together. And the sometimes vlog. It's a vlog that happens sometimes. And that's
0:31
vlog that happens sometimes. And that's
0:31
vlog that happens sometimes. And that's what this is right now. Just so you
0:33
what this is right now. Just so you
0:33
what this is right now. Just so you weren't confused, that is the intro to
0:35
weren't confused, that is the intro to
0:35
weren't confused, that is the intro to the vlog today. Tomorrow, March 1st,
0:38
the vlog today. Tomorrow, March 1st,
0:38
the vlog today. Tomorrow, March 1st, 2016, I am off to France. I am going to
0:42
2016, I am off to France. I am going to
0:42
2016, I am off to France. I am going to be on an airplane on my way to Paris,
0:44
be on an airplane on my way to Paris,
0:44
be on an airplane on my way to Paris, France to go see Disneyland
0:48
France to go see Disneyland
0:48
France to go see Disneyland Paris, which is super weird, let me tell
0:50
Paris, which is super weird, let me tell
0:50
Paris, which is super weird, let me tell you. I'm starting to get really confused
0:51
you. I'm starting to get really confused
0:51
you. I'm starting to get really confused between this Disneyland, my home in
0:54
between this Disneyland, my home in
0:54
between this Disneyland, my home in Anaheim, California, and the
0:55
Anaheim, California, and the
0:55
Anaheim, California, and the Disneyland/Magic
0:57
Disneyland/Magic
0:58
Disneyland/Magic Kingdom theme park in Florida. Magic
1:00
Kingdom theme park in Florida. Magic
1:00
Kingdom theme park in Florida. Magic Kingdom is its name at Walt Disney
1:02
Kingdom is its name at Walt Disney
1:02
Kingdom is its name at Walt Disney World. And now Disneyland again, same
1:04
World. And now Disneyland again, same
1:04
World. And now Disneyland again, same name in Paris. These things are starting
1:07
name in Paris. These things are starting
1:07
name in Paris. These things are starting to confusle and bamboozle my mind. Of
1:11
to confusle and bamboozle my mind. Of
1:11
to confusle and bamboozle my mind. Of course, there's nothing like the
1:12
course, there's nothing like the
1:12
course, there's nothing like the original Disneyland, which has been here
1:13
original Disneyland, which has been here
1:13
original Disneyland, which has been here for 60 years, which is why all these
1:16
for 60 years, which is why all these
1:16
for 60 years, which is why all these decorations and ornamentation things
1:18
decorations and ornamentation things
1:18
decorations and ornamentation things here for its diamond anniversary are
1:20
here for its diamond anniversary are
1:20
here for its diamond anniversary are still up. And here you leave today and
1:24
still up. And here you leave today and
1:24
still up. And here you leave today and enter the world, yesterday, tomorrow,
1:28
enter the world, yesterday, tomorrow,
1:28
enter the world, yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. I was just standing over
1:29
and fantasy. I was just standing over
1:30
and fantasy. I was just standing over here watching the Montreals go by and
1:31
here watching the Montreals go by and
1:31
here watching the Montreals go by and thinking how privileged am I, how lucky
1:34
thinking how privileged am I, how lucky
1:34
thinking how privileged am I, how lucky I am that I grew up right next to
1:37
I am that I grew up right next to
1:37
I am that I grew up right next to Disneyland and that this is a place that
1:39
Disneyland and that this is a place that
1:39
Disneyland and that this is a place that I can actually truly call my home.
1:44
I can actually truly call my home.
1:44
I can actually truly call my home. Look at that mouse right there. Taking
1:46
Look at that mouse right there. Taking
1:46
Look at that mouse right there. Taking cute pictures with people, getting some
1:48
cute pictures with people, getting some
1:48
cute pictures with people, getting some fun ones with all those families.
1:50
fun ones with all those families.
1:50
fun ones with all those families. Millions and millions and millions of
1:52
Millions and millions and millions of
1:52
Millions and millions and millions of other people call Disneyland home
1:54
other people call Disneyland home
1:54
other people call Disneyland home because they've made some of the best
1:55
because they've made some of the best
1:55
because they've made some of the best memories of their life in this little
1:58
memories of their life in this little
1:58
memories of their life in this little place. And that's why I've just been
1:59
place. And that's why I've just been
1:59
place. And that's why I've just been thinking. My grandparents moved here in
2:01
thinking. My grandparents moved here in
2:01
thinking. My grandparents moved here in 1957. My mother, my aunts, my uncle,
2:04
1957. My mother, my aunts, my uncle,
2:04
1957. My mother, my aunts, my uncle, they all grew up right across Ball Road
2:06
they all grew up right across Ball Road
2:06
they all grew up right across Ball Road behind the castle a little bit that way
2:08
behind the castle a little bit that way
2:08
behind the castle a little bit that way looking over the old strawberry fields
2:10
looking over the old strawberry fields
2:10
looking over the old strawberry fields at the train circling the park on the on
2:13
at the train circling the park on the on
2:13
at the train circling the park on the on the dirt earth hill burm thing around.
2:16
the dirt earth hill burm thing around.
2:16
the dirt earth hill burm thing around. They could see the trains. They could
2:17
They could see the trains. They could
2:17
They could see the trains. They could hear the whistle of the Mark Twain all
2:19
hear the whistle of the Mark Twain all
2:19
hear the whistle of the Mark Twain all through their summers, all through their
2:20
through their summers, all through their
2:20
through their summers, all through their childhoods. I was born almost exactly
2:23
childhoods. I was born almost exactly
2:23
childhoods. I was born almost exactly 3.0 zero miles away from this spot and
2:25
3.0 zero miles away from this spot and
2:25
3.0 zero miles away from this spot and grew up just across right behind
2:27
grew up just across right behind
2:27
grew up just across right behind Disneyland Hotel. So, I grew up with the
2:29
Disneyland Hotel. So, I grew up with the
2:29
Disneyland Hotel. So, I grew up with the fireworks every night as well. I came
2:31
fireworks every night as well. I came
2:31
fireworks every night as well. I came here as a teenager with my own annual
2:32
here as a teenager with my own annual
2:32
here as a teenager with my own annual pass and I've been coming here obviously
2:34
pass and I've been coming here obviously
2:34
pass and I've been coming here obviously almost every single day for the past 3
2:37
almost every single day for the past 3
2:37
almost every single day for the past 3 or 4 years. I bring my own kid here.
2:38
or 4 years. I bring my own kid here.
2:38
or 4 years. I bring my own kid here. I've met so many of you here. We've made
2:41
I've met so many of you here. We've made
2:41
I've met so many of you here. We've made so many memories together at Disneyland,
2:43
so many memories together at Disneyland,
2:43
so many memories together at Disneyland, although we go all kinds of other places
2:44
although we go all kinds of other places
2:44
although we go all kinds of other places too. So whenever I leave Southern
2:47
too. So whenever I leave Southern
2:47
too. So whenever I leave Southern California, I come here and really take
2:49
California, I come here and really take
2:49
California, I come here and really take stock of, you know, just all the
2:51
stock of, you know, just all the
2:51
stock of, you know, just all the memories, thinking about my
2:52
memories, thinking about my
2:52
memories, thinking about my grandparents, thinking about my mom, my
2:54
grandparents, thinking about my mom, my
2:54
grandparents, thinking about my mom, my dad, my brother growing up, coming here,
2:57
dad, my brother growing up, coming here,
2:57
dad, my brother growing up, coming here, looking forward to all the magical
2:58
looking forward to all the magical
2:58
looking forward to all the magical memories and all the friendships and all
3:01
memories and all the friendships and all
3:01
memories and all the friendships and all the wonderful seeing. So now when I'm
3:02
the wonderful seeing. So now when I'm
3:02
the wonderful seeing. So now when I'm going out of the country, this is
3:04
going out of the country, this is
3:04
going out of the country, this is probably the best place for me to come
3:05
probably the best place for me to come
3:05
probably the best place for me to come touch base and see home. My parents
3:07
touch base and see home. My parents
3:07
touch base and see home. My parents moved to a different house when I was an
3:10
moved to a different house when I was an
3:10
moved to a different house when I was an adult and so they don't live where I
3:11
adult and so they don't live where I
3:11
adult and so they don't live where I grew up as a child. My grandparents are
3:13
grew up as a child. My grandparents are
3:13
grew up as a child. My grandparents are long gone. Sadly, they've removed to the
3:16
long gone. Sadly, they've removed to the
3:16
long gone. Sadly, they've removed to the other side. Almost everyone of their
3:17
other side. Almost everyone of their
3:17
other side. Almost everyone of their generation is now gone. Actually, that
3:19
generation is now gone. Actually, that
3:19
generation is now gone. Actually, that was in my family. And of course, I don't
3:21
was in my family. And of course, I don't
3:21
was in my family. And of course, I don't get to live with my kid anymore. So,
3:23
get to live with my kid anymore. So,
3:23
get to live with my kid anymore. So, Disneyland is really the last thing that
3:25
Disneyland is really the last thing that
3:25
Disneyland is really the last thing that feels like home. It feels like being in
3:27
feels like home. It feels like being in
3:27
feels like home. It feels like being in my home, being in my own childhood. I
3:29
my home, being in my own childhood. I
3:30
my home, being in my own childhood. I know it feels like that to millions of
3:31
know it feels like that to millions of
3:31
know it feels like that to millions of other people. So, like I say, when I
3:33
other people. So, like I say, when I
3:33
other people. So, like I say, when I leave the country, I like to come here
3:35
leave the country, I like to come here
3:35
leave the country, I like to come here and take a fresh look and wander around
3:38
and take a fresh look and wander around
3:38
and take a fresh look and wander around and share just a little bit of my
3:41
and share just a little bit of my
3:41
and share just a little bit of my soaking it in with you. Look at Main
3:43
soaking it in with you. Look at Main
3:43
soaking it in with you. Look at Main Street here. And look at our friend
3:46
Street here. And look at our friend
3:46
Street here. And look at our friend Chimberly.
3:48
Chimberly.
3:48
Chimberly. How
3:50
How
3:50
How How long until you leave for Paris? You
3:53
How long until you leave for Paris? You
3:53
How long until you leave for Paris? You did not let me finish. Oh,
3:55
did not let me finish. Oh,
3:55
did not let me finish. Oh, I'm glad you asked, Chimberly. I'm
3:57
I'm glad you asked, Chimberly. I'm
3:57
I'm glad you asked, Chimberly. I'm actually leaving tomorrow afternoon. So,
3:59
actually leaving tomorrow afternoon. So,
3:59
actually leaving tomorrow afternoon. So, I have just about Let's see here on my
4:01
I have just about Let's see here on my
4:01
I have just about Let's see here on my non-existent watch. Just about 24 hours
4:04
non-existent watch. Just about 24 hours
4:04
non-existent watch. Just about 24 hours between standing here on Main Street and
4:06
between standing here on Main Street and
4:06
between standing here on Main Street and standing at LAX, the International
4:08
standing at LAX, the International
4:08
standing at LAX, the International Terminal going to France. So, I still
4:10
Terminal going to France. So, I still
4:10
Terminal going to France. So, I still have a lot of errands to run, but
4:12
have a lot of errands to run, but
4:12
have a lot of errands to run, but between running those errands,
4:13
between running those errands,
4:13
between running those errands, Disneyland was right in the middle. And
4:15
Disneyland was right in the middle. And
4:15
Disneyland was right in the middle. And so, I have about an hour to see all of
4:17
so, I have about an hour to see all of
4:17
so, I have about an hour to see all of my favorite things at Disneyland to do
4:19
my favorite things at Disneyland to do
4:19
my favorite things at Disneyland to do all of my favorite things, smell all of
4:21
all of my favorite things, smell all of
4:21
all of my favorite things, smell all of my favorite smells, and eat my favorite
4:23
my favorite smells, and eat my favorite
4:23
my favorite smells, and eat my favorite popcorn.
4:25
popcorn.
4:25
popcorn. It's about 77° and obviously very warm
4:29
It's about 77° and obviously very warm
4:29
It's about 77° and obviously very warm and sunny, not a cloud in the sky. And
4:32
and sunny, not a cloud in the sky. And
4:32
and sunny, not a cloud in the sky. And I'm about to trade this weather for
4:35
I'm about to trade this weather for
4:35
I'm about to trade this weather for upper 30s and rainy and foggy and cloudy
4:39
upper 30s and rainy and foggy and cloudy
4:39
upper 30s and rainy and foggy and cloudy in France. But as a wise man once said,
4:41
in France. But as a wise man once said,
4:41
in France. But as a wise man once said, since when can weathermen predict the
4:43
since when can weathermen predict the
4:43
since when can weathermen predict the weather? And I'm hoping that the weather
4:45
weather? And I'm hoping that the weather
4:45
weather? And I'm hoping that the weather will be a little bit better than I'm
4:46
will be a little bit better than I'm
4:46
will be a little bit better than I'm expecting it to be in G per as we set
4:50
expecting it to be in G per as we set
4:50
expecting it to be in G per as we set out on some adventures there. Meanwhile,
4:52
out on some adventures there. Meanwhile,
4:52
out on some adventures there. Meanwhile, I'm just soaking in the sunshine,
4:54
I'm just soaking in the sunshine,
4:54
I'm just soaking in the sunshine, getting a tan, feeling kind of sweaty.
4:57
getting a tan, feeling kind of sweaty.
4:58
getting a tan, feeling kind of sweaty. What's that? A weird thing. Remember
5:00
What's that? A weird thing. Remember
5:00
What's that? A weird thing. Remember that? Remember the weird thing?
5:08
Disneyland popcorn is the best popcorn
5:08
Disneyland popcorn is the best popcorn of all the popcorn. It used to be
5:10
of all the popcorn. It used to be
5:10
of all the popcorn. It used to be Orville Red and Bacher brand popcorn.
5:13
Orville Red and Bacher brand popcorn.
5:13
Orville Red and Bacher brand popcorn. Now it's Pop Secret popcorn. But for
5:16
Now it's Pop Secret popcorn. But for
5:16
Now it's Pop Secret popcorn. But for some reason, no matter what the actual
5:18
some reason, no matter what the actual
5:18
some reason, no matter what the actual brand is, it's still the most delicious
5:20
brand is, it's still the most delicious
5:20
brand is, it's still the most delicious popcorn ever because you're having it
5:22
popcorn ever because you're having it
5:22
popcorn ever because you're having it here next to my favorite castle, next to
5:26
here next to my favorite castle, next to
5:26
here next to my favorite castle, next to my favorite Walt. And I my hands are
5:29
my favorite Walt. And I my hands are
5:29
my favorite Walt. And I my hands are full of stuff. A still good. And it's
5:32
full of stuff. A still good. And it's
5:32
full of stuff. A still good. And it's gluten free and dairy free and kosher.
5:35
gluten free and dairy free and kosher.
5:35
gluten free and dairy free and kosher. Not that that really matters to me, but
5:37
Not that that really matters to me, but
5:37
Not that that really matters to me, but it's good to know.
5:40
it's good to know.
5:40
it's good to know. Delicious,
5:46
dellightful,
5:46
dellightful, del.
5:49
del.
5:49
del. Ah, look at Walt back there with those
5:51
Ah, look at Walt back there with those
5:51
Ah, look at Walt back there with those glorious and wonderful flowery colorful
5:54
glorious and wonderful flowery colorful
5:54
glorious and wonderful flowery colorful trees. It's a beautiful thing. Actually,
5:57
trees. It's a beautiful thing. Actually,
5:57
trees. It's a beautiful thing. Actually, I have to be careful talking about
5:58
I have to be careful talking about
5:58
I have to be careful talking about favorites. When I talk about Disneyland,
6:00
favorites. When I talk about Disneyland,
6:00
favorites. When I talk about Disneyland, it's always actually my favorite. But
6:02
it's always actually my favorite. But
6:02
it's always actually my favorite. But it's easy for me to get carried away
6:03
it's easy for me to get carried away
6:03
it's easy for me to get carried away when I'm in a different park. I'm at
6:04
when I'm in a different park. I'm at
6:04
when I'm in a different park. I'm at Disney World or I'm in Paris. I'm like,
6:06
Disney World or I'm in Paris. I'm like,
6:06
Disney World or I'm in Paris. I'm like, "This is my favorite thing." Cuz it's
6:08
"This is my favorite thing." Cuz it's
6:08
"This is my favorite thing." Cuz it's always my favorite when I'm there, you
6:09
always my favorite when I'm there, you
6:09
always my favorite when I'm there, you know? But look at this Walt Disney's
6:11
know? But look at this Walt Disney's
6:11
know? But look at this Walt Disney's Castle here. The Matter Horn that they
6:13
Castle here. The Matter Horn that they
6:13
Castle here. The Matter Horn that they have nowhere else. Then the Astro Orber,
6:15
have nowhere else. Then the Astro Orber,
6:15
have nowhere else. Then the Astro Orber, which is one of a kind. I'm just
6:16
which is one of a kind. I'm just
6:16
which is one of a kind. I'm just kidding. They actually have one of these
6:18
kidding. They actually have one of these
6:18
kidding. They actually have one of these in Paris. I'm pretty sure it was in
6:19
in Paris. I'm pretty sure it was in
6:19
in Paris. I'm pretty sure it was in Paris first. And look at this Disneyland
6:22
Paris first. And look at this Disneyland
6:22
Paris first. And look at this Disneyland town square double-decker bus. I love
6:26
town square double-decker bus. I love
6:26
town square double-decker bus. I love this park so much while I'm in it and I
6:27
this park so much while I'm in it and I
6:27
this park so much while I'm in it and I love it while I'm gone. But comparison
6:29
love it while I'm gone. But comparison
6:29
love it while I'm gone. But comparison is really the thief of joy. Honestly, I
6:32
is really the thief of joy. Honestly, I
6:32
is really the thief of joy. Honestly, I say that all the time. It's one of my
6:33
say that all the time. It's one of my
6:34
say that all the time. It's one of my favorite quotes. I can't even remember
6:35
favorite quotes. I can't even remember
6:35
favorite quotes. I can't even remember where I heard first heard that quote,
6:37
where I heard first heard that quote,
6:37
where I heard first heard that quote, but comparison is the thief of joy. So
6:39
but comparison is the thief of joy. So
6:40
but comparison is the thief of joy. So true. When you compare your life to
6:41
true. When you compare your life to
6:41
true. When you compare your life to somebody else's life constantly, you're
6:43
somebody else's life constantly, you're
6:43
somebody else's life constantly, you're always going to rob yourself of your own
6:44
always going to rob yourself of your own
6:44
always going to rob yourself of your own joy. And it works all the way down to
6:46
joy. And it works all the way down to
6:46
joy. And it works all the way down to something as little and weird as being
6:48
something as little and weird as being
6:48
something as little and weird as being in a theme park. If I'm here thinking
6:49
in a theme park. If I'm here thinking
6:49
in a theme park. If I'm here thinking about Disney World and I'm like, "Oh, I
6:51
about Disney World and I'm like, "Oh, I
6:51
about Disney World and I'm like, "Oh, I wish I was at Magic Kingdom or Epcot or
6:53
wish I was at Magic Kingdom or Epcot or
6:53
wish I was at Magic Kingdom or Epcot or if I was at Walt Disney World thinking,
6:55
if I was at Walt Disney World thinking,
6:55
if I was at Walt Disney World thinking, I wish I was in the park where Walt was
6:57
I wish I was in the park where Walt was
6:57
I wish I was in the park where Walt was at that park and all that stuff, never
6:59
at that park and all that stuff, never
6:59
at that park and all that stuff, never compare. The grass is always greener."
7:01
compare. The grass is always greener."
7:01
compare. The grass is always greener." So, just don't think about the grass.
7:03
So, just don't think about the grass.
7:03
So, just don't think about the grass. Enjoy the lawn you're on. How about
7:04
Enjoy the lawn you're on. How about
7:04
Enjoy the lawn you're on. How about that? The grass is always greener on the
7:06
that? The grass is always greener on the
7:06
that? The grass is always greener on the other side, so enjoy the lawn you're on.
7:09
other side, so enjoy the lawn you're on.
7:09
other side, so enjoy the lawn you're on. I like that. Someone else has probably
7:11
I like that. Someone else has probably
7:11
I like that. Someone else has probably said that already before in the past,
7:12
said that already before in the past,
7:12
said that already before in the past, but I ain't never heard it, so that's
7:14
but I ain't never heard it, so that's
7:14
but I ain't never heard it, so that's good for me. All right, I have about an
7:15
good for me. All right, I have about an
7:15
good for me. All right, I have about an hour left to go. So, I need to go full
7:17
hour left to go. So, I need to go full
7:17
hour left to go. So, I need to go full Disney and see some more Disneyland
7:18
Disney and see some more Disneyland
7:18
Disney and see some more Disneyland things and then I have to go home and
7:21
things and then I have to go home and
7:21
things and then I have to go home and pack. Well, so we got to get a move on
7:23
pack. Well, so we got to get a move on
7:23
pack. Well, so we got to get a move on out of the hub here as beautiful as it
7:25
out of the hub here as beautiful as it
7:25
out of the hub here as beautiful as it is. But first, I have to soak this
7:27
is. But first, I have to soak this
7:27
is. But first, I have to soak this castle in. Isn't that awesome? It's kind
7:30
castle in. Isn't that awesome? It's kind
7:30
castle in. Isn't that awesome? It's kind of amazing.
7:40
Oh, Adventure Land, my most favorite of
7:40
Oh, Adventure Land, my most favorite of lands.
7:42
lands.
7:42
lands. Goodbye, Enchanted Tiki Room. And
7:44
Goodbye, Enchanted Tiki Room. And
7:44
Goodbye, Enchanted Tiki Room. And goodbye, Mr. Cheeky Face Man. Thank you
7:46
goodbye, Mr. Cheeky Face Man. Thank you
7:46
goodbye, Mr. Cheeky Face Man. Thank you for always licking me with your
7:47
for always licking me with your
7:48
for always licking me with your kindness. That feels so good. A my last
7:51
kindness. That feels so good. A my last
7:51
kindness. That feels so good. A my last daytime glimpse of Woody and the
7:53
daytime glimpse of Woody and the
7:53
daytime glimpse of Woody and the Petrified Wood and Pirates of the
7:56
Petrified Wood and Pirates of the
7:56
Petrified Wood and Pirates of the Caribbean and the Rivers of America in
7:58
Caribbean and the Rivers of America in
7:58
Caribbean and the Rivers of America in America and of course the Mark Twain
8:01
America and of course the Mark Twain
8:01
America and of course the Mark Twain River Boat. I love it all so much.
8:05
River Boat. I love it all so much.
8:05
River Boat. I love it all so much. I was just thinking about how much I
8:07
I was just thinking about how much I
8:07
I was just thinking about how much I actually love this boat with all of my
8:10
actually love this boat with all of my
8:10
actually love this boat with all of my heart and how I wish I dearly wish I
8:13
heart and how I wish I dearly wish I
8:13
heart and how I wish I dearly wish I could just take the entire thing with me
8:15
could just take the entire thing with me
8:15
could just take the entire thing with me to Paris and plop it right in the main
8:18
to Paris and plop it right in the main
8:18
to Paris and plop it right in the main river that goes through town, the sane
8:20
river that goes through town, the sane
8:20
river that goes through town, the sane river. But you know that idea is pretty
8:22
river. But you know that idea is pretty
8:22
river. But you know that idea is pretty crazy. You might even call it insane.
8:27
crazy. You might even call it insane.
8:27
crazy. You might even call it insane. Get it? Because the boat would be in the
8:30
Get it? Because the boat would be in the
8:30
Get it? Because the boat would be in the same river, so it would be insane.
8:38
That's so funny. I don't even care that
8:38
That's so funny. I don't even care that I've made that joke before. Lol.
8:46
[Music]
8:46
[Music] No matter how good the others are, I got
8:48
No matter how good the others are, I got
8:48
No matter how good the others are, I got to admit, every time I leave, I really
8:50
to admit, every time I leave, I really
8:50
to admit, every time I leave, I really miss the original Pirates of the
8:51
miss the original Pirates of the
8:51
miss the original Pirates of the Caribbean. It's my favorite ride in the
8:53
Caribbean. It's my favorite ride in the
8:53
Caribbean. It's my favorite ride in the world. But one thing I will not be
8:55
world. But one thing I will not be
8:55
world. But one thing I will not be missing in Paris, hopefully, are these
8:57
missing in Paris, hopefully, are these
8:57
missing in Paris, hopefully, are these types of lines. Last time I was there,
8:59
types of lines. Last time I was there,
8:59
types of lines. Last time I was there, there were really no lines at all. and
9:01
there were really no lines at all. and
9:01
there were really no lines at all. and kind of looking forward to that space,
9:03
kind of looking forward to that space,
9:03
kind of looking forward to that space, glorious space where you can sing and
9:05
glorious space where you can sing and
9:06
glorious space where you can sing and throw your arms out and do a little
9:07
throw your arms out and do a little
9:07
throw your arms out and do a little dance and move and you're not going to
9:08
dance and move and you're not going to
9:08
dance and move and you're not going to kick anyone by accident, which has
9:11
kick anyone by accident, which has
9:11
kick anyone by accident, which has totally never happened before, which is
9:13
totally never happened before, which is
9:13
totally never happened before, which is totally not why I'm being so calm all
9:14
totally not why I'm being so calm all
9:14
totally not why I'm being so calm all the time now. Anyway, farewell New
9:18
the time now. Anyway, farewell New
9:18
the time now. Anyway, farewell New Orleans Square.
9:20
Orleans Square.
9:20
Orleans Square. Bye-bye, Blue by you. Bye-bye. Well, see
9:24
Bye-bye, Blue by you. Bye-bye. Well, see
9:24
Bye-bye, Blue by you. Bye-bye. Well, see what I did there? Peace out, Fortune
9:26
what I did there? Peace out, Fortune
9:26
what I did there? Peace out, Fortune Red.
9:28
Red.
9:28
Red. Bye-bye, weird baby table thing. That's
9:31
Bye-bye, weird baby table thing. That's
9:31
Bye-bye, weird baby table thing. That's so weird.
9:37
And goodbye, Jeffly. I know you love me,
9:38
And goodbye, Jeffly. I know you love me, but I'll be back. Jeffer's cool. He lets
9:41
but I'll be back. Jeffer's cool. He lets
9:41
but I'll be back. Jeffer's cool. He lets me touch his gun.
9:43
me touch his gun.
9:43
me touch his gun. Actually, I hate when he touches my gun.
9:45
Actually, I hate when he touches my gun.
9:45
Actually, I hate when he touches my gun. One should never touch another man's
9:47
One should never touch another man's
9:47
One should never touch another man's gun. Someone please tell him.
9:50
gun. Someone please tell him.
9:50
gun. Someone please tell him. I'll miss you, Astro Orbiter. Oh, wait.
9:54
I'll miss you, Astro Orbiter. Oh, wait.
9:54
I'll miss you, Astro Orbiter. Oh, wait. They have one of those in France. Never
9:56
They have one of those in France. Never
9:56
They have one of those in France. Never mind. Also, I really don't like being in
9:59
mind. Also, I really don't like being in
9:59
mind. Also, I really don't like being in there so much cuz I always feel like I'm
10:00
there so much cuz I always feel like I'm
10:00
there so much cuz I always feel like I'm going to fall out and I get really
10:01
going to fall out and I get really
10:01
going to fall out and I get really scared.
10:02
scared.
10:02
scared. Got to soak in that view of our space in
10:05
Got to soak in that view of our space in
10:05
Got to soak in that view of our space in here cuz the one in Paris is really
10:06
here cuz the one in Paris is really
10:06
here cuz the one in Paris is really different. And it's Discovery Land
10:08
different. And it's Discovery Land
10:08
different. And it's Discovery Land there, not Tomorrowland. So, this is my
10:10
there, not Tomorrowland. So, this is my
10:10
there, not Tomorrowland. So, this is my last look at a Tomorrowland for a while.
10:12
last look at a Tomorrowland for a while.
10:12
last look at a Tomorrowland for a while. I'll miss you Tomorrowland. I'll miss
10:14
I'll miss you Tomorrowland. I'll miss
10:14
I'll miss you Tomorrowland. I'll miss you Season of the Force. And of course,
10:15
you Season of the Force. And of course,
10:15
you Season of the Force. And of course, I'll miss delicious gluten-free pizza
10:18
I'll miss delicious gluten-free pizza
10:18
I'll miss delicious gluten-free pizza from the Pizza Port. It's my favorite.
10:22
from the Pizza Port. It's my favorite.
10:22
from the Pizza Port. It's my favorite. I'll miss all the gluten-free food here
10:24
I'll miss all the gluten-free food here
10:24
I'll miss all the gluten-free food here and all the gluten-free bread chips and
10:26
and all the gluten-free bread chips and
10:26
and all the gluten-free bread chips and all the things in the Tomorrowland. I'll
10:28
all the things in the Tomorrowland. I'll
10:28
all the things in the Tomorrowland. I'll see you after tomorrow. Tomorrow land.
10:32
see you after tomorrow. Tomorrow land.
10:32
see you after tomorrow. Tomorrow land. I'm getting sad now. Goodbye. Cheers.
10:36
I'm getting sad now. Goodbye. Cheers.
10:36
I'm getting sad now. Goodbye. Cheers. Farewell submarine lagoon. Goodbye
10:39
Farewell submarine lagoon. Goodbye
10:39
Farewell submarine lagoon. Goodbye decorative railing. So long, Matterhorn.
10:44
decorative railing. So long, Matterhorn.
10:44
decorative railing. So long, Matterhorn. I will miss you, weird balloon head that
10:47
I will miss you, weird balloon head that
10:47
I will miss you, weird balloon head that I found in the bushes.
10:49
I found in the bushes.
10:49
I found in the bushes. You look so cute. Hi. Hey, hey. How's it
10:51
You look so cute. Hi. Hey, hey. How's it
10:51
You look so cute. Hi. Hey, hey. How's it going? Original. It's a small world.
10:55
going? Original. It's a small world.
10:55
going? Original. It's a small world. Wait a minute. If the world is so small,
10:56
Wait a minute. If the world is so small,
10:56
Wait a minute. If the world is so small, how come it takes me 11 hours to get to
10:58
how come it takes me 11 hours to get to
10:58
how come it takes me 11 hours to get to France by plane?
11:01
France by plane?
11:01
France by plane? [Music]
11:02
[Music] Yes, I will certainly miss my home here.
11:05
Yes, I will certainly miss my home here.
11:05
Yes, I will certainly miss my home here. It's funny cuz I've been kind of like,
11:07
It's funny cuz I've been kind of like,
11:07
It's funny cuz I've been kind of like, oh, 60th anniversary crowds and I come
11:09
oh, 60th anniversary crowds and I come
11:09
oh, 60th anniversary crowds and I come here all the time and I was recently
11:11
here all the time and I was recently
11:11
here all the time and I was recently sort of getting like, you know, I go to
11:13
sort of getting like, you know, I go to
11:13
sort of getting like, you know, I go to Disneyland a lot. I'm going to branch
11:14
Disneyland a lot. I'm going to branch
11:14
Disneyland a lot. I'm going to branch out, go a lot of other places. But now
11:16
out, go a lot of other places. But now
11:16
out, go a lot of other places. But now that I'm wandering around kind of
11:17
that I'm wandering around kind of
11:17
that I'm wandering around kind of jokingly being like, "I'll miss you
11:19
jokingly being like, "I'll miss you
11:19
jokingly being like, "I'll miss you this. I'll miss you that. I'll miss
11:21
this. I'll miss you that. I'll miss
11:21
this. I'll miss you that. I'll miss you." Thought of the stone. Especially
11:24
you." Thought of the stone. Especially
11:24
you." Thought of the stone. Especially the way you smell. You smell like a
11:26
the way you smell. You smell like a
11:26
the way you smell. You smell like a penny. Anyway, more about that later.
11:27
penny. Anyway, more about that later.
11:28
penny. Anyway, more about that later. Now that I'm actually taking a look
11:29
Now that I'm actually taking a look
11:29
Now that I'm actually taking a look around, I am actually kind of getting
11:30
around, I am actually kind of getting
11:30
around, I am actually kind of getting really sad. But it's not all completely
11:32
really sad. But it's not all completely
11:32
really sad. But it's not all completely bad. I mean, Paris does have what's it
11:35
bad. I mean, Paris does have what's it
11:35
bad. I mean, Paris does have what's it called? Snow White Scary Adventure. They
11:36
called? Snow White Scary Adventure. They
11:36
called? Snow White Scary Adventure. They have Pinocchio's Daring Journey, and it
11:38
have Pinocchio's Daring Journey, and it
11:38
have Pinocchio's Daring Journey, and it looks almost the same as this. Their
11:40
looks almost the same as this. Their
11:40
looks almost the same as this. Their Fantasy Land is very, very similar to
11:42
Fantasy Land is very, very similar to
11:42
Fantasy Land is very, very similar to our Fantasy Land. So, it's not
11:44
our Fantasy Land. So, it's not
11:44
our Fantasy Land. So, it's not completely different, but there's just
11:45
completely different, but there's just
11:46
completely different, but there's just some things I'll miss. Like, I'll miss
11:47
some things I'll miss. Like, I'll miss
11:47
some things I'll miss. Like, I'll miss you, Captain Hook. No, wait. They have
11:50
you, Captain Hook. No, wait. They have
11:50
you, Captain Hook. No, wait. They have Captain Hook there, too. Never mind. On
11:52
Captain Hook there, too. Never mind. On
11:52
Captain Hook there, too. Never mind. On the It's on the Isme book. Hey, some
11:56
the It's on the Isme book. Hey, some
11:56
the It's on the Isme book. Hey, some things though are only to be found here
11:58
things though are only to be found here
11:58
things though are only to be found here at Disneyland. Like Monstro here. I'm
12:01
at Disneyland. Like Monstro here. I'm
12:01
at Disneyland. Like Monstro here. I'm going to miss you, Monstro.
12:03
going to miss you, Monstro.
12:03
going to miss you, Monstro. But the biggest number one thing I'm
12:05
But the biggest number one thing I'm
12:05
But the biggest number one thing I'm going to miss about Disneyland is the
12:08
going to miss about Disneyland is the
12:08
going to miss about Disneyland is the friends. So in the woo and Jay and Rosco
12:12
friends. So in the woo and Jay and Rosco
12:12
friends. So in the woo and Jay and Rosco soul train and we are all in one teac
12:14
soul train and we are all in one teac
12:14
soul train and we are all in one teac cup. Four grown men in a cup. Four men
12:19
cup. Four grown men in a cup. Four men
12:19
cup. Four grown men in a cup. Four men in a cup.
12:21
in a cup.
12:21
in a cup. What' you do?
12:22
What' you do?
12:22
What' you do? Four men one cup.
12:23
Four men one cup.
12:23
Four men one cup. Four men one cup.
12:24
Four men one cup. People are yelling at us.
12:26
People are yelling at us.
12:26
People are yelling at us. I didn't fit.
12:27
I didn't fit.
12:27
I didn't fit. We fit. We fit. Look at this.
12:29
We fit. We fit. Look at this.
12:29
We fit. We fit. Look at this. Very uncomfortable.
12:30
Very uncomfortable.
12:30
Very uncomfortable. Very ugly right here. Very
12:32
Very ugly right here. Very
12:32
Very ugly right here. Very uncomfortably.
12:32
uncomfortably.
12:32
uncomfortably. Are we going yet? What's happening?
12:34
Are we going yet? What's happening?
12:34
Are we going yet? What's happening? They're contemplating us off of here
12:36
They're contemplating us off of here
12:36
They're contemplating us off of here because how are we? He asked if four
12:38
because how are we? He asked if four
12:38
because how are we? He asked if four people would fit in here. And they said,
12:40
people would fit in here. And they said,
12:40
people would fit in here. And they said, "Look at this.
12:42
"Look at this.
12:42
"Look at this. How are you going to do it?
12:44
How are you going to do it?
12:44
How are you going to do it? Rub those thighs. Rub those thighs." So
12:46
Rub those thighs. Rub those thighs." So
12:46
Rub those thighs. Rub those thighs." So now we're in here. Look at this. We are
12:49
now we're in here. Look at this. We are
12:49
now we're in here. Look at this. We are Everyone's staring at us.
12:51
Everyone's staring at us.
12:51
Everyone's staring at us. Poor guys in a cup. We're doing it.
12:53
Poor guys in a cup. We're doing it.
12:54
Poor guys in a cup. We're doing it. We're doing it, fellas. Hey, fellas.
12:57
We're doing it, fellas. Hey, fellas.
12:57
We're doing it, fellas. Hey, fellas. We're doing it. Spin it. Spin it.
13:00
We're doing it. Spin it. Spin it.
13:00
We're doing it. Spin it. Spin it. We're going backwards.
13:01
We're going backwards.
13:01
We're going backwards. We're trying backwards.
13:04
We're trying backwards.
13:04
We're trying backwards. He's texting. Mom, guess what? A new
13:06
He's texting. Mom, guess what? A new
13:06
He's texting. Mom, guess what? A new teacup with more guys. Look at this.
13:09
teacup with more guys. Look at this.
13:09
teacup with more guys. Look at this. This is insane. There's four of us.
13:11
This is insane. There's four of us.
13:11
This is insane. There's four of us. Four of us in a cup. Four people.
13:14
Four of us in a cup. Four people.
13:14
Four of us in a cup. Four people. Oh, hey Rosco. How's it feel? Your
13:17
Oh, hey Rosco. How's it feel? Your
13:17
Oh, hey Rosco. How's it feel? Your friends
13:22
challenge ever.
13:22
challenge ever. The tip tracker one.
13:25
The tip tracker one.
13:25
The tip tracker one. Take a fun pick.
13:28
Take a fun pick.
13:28
Take a fun pick. Four people in a cho. This is insane.
13:31
Four people in a cho. This is insane.
13:31
Four people in a cho. This is insane. How is it to us? There is literally a
13:34
How is it to us? There is literally a
13:34
How is it to us? There is literally a ton and a half of grown men inside this
13:37
ton and a half of grown men inside this
13:37
ton and a half of grown men inside this teacup. That's the best time of my life.
13:40
teacup. That's the best time of my life.
13:40
teacup. That's the best time of my life. Awesome.
13:40
Awesome.
13:40
Awesome. This is awesome. I love how our legs are
13:42
This is awesome. I love how our legs are
13:42
This is awesome. I love how our legs are touching and our arms.
13:44
touching and our arms.
13:44
touching and our arms. All kinds of things are touching.
13:45
All kinds of things are touching.
13:45
All kinds of things are touching. Are we going to this guy? He wants to be
13:47
Are we going to this guy? He wants to be
13:47
Are we going to this guy? He wants to be in the video. Very intimate.
13:49
in the video. Very intimate.
13:49
in the video. Very intimate. It won't spin closer together.
13:51
It won't spin closer together.
13:51
It won't spin closer together. There we go. Disneyland would not be
13:53
There we go. Disneyland would not be
13:53
There we go. Disneyland would not be complete without a spin on the teacup.
13:55
complete without a spin on the teacup.
13:55
complete without a spin on the teacup. I'm getting a Charlie with your friends.
13:57
I'm getting a Charlie with your friends.
13:57
I'm getting a Charlie with your friends. The
13:57
The
13:57
The right thing right there.
13:59
right thing right there.
13:59
right thing right there. Where you going to keep it? Oh, look at
14:01
Where you going to keep it? Oh, look at
14:01
Where you going to keep it? Oh, look at look at the way it looks in the when I'm
14:02
look at the way it looks in the when I'm
14:02
look at the way it looks in the when I'm sitting in this. It looks very bizarre
14:05
sitting in this. It looks very bizarre
14:05
sitting in this. It looks very bizarre the way I'm doing.
14:06
the way I'm doing.
14:06
the way I'm doing. There are a lot of people.
14:08
There are a lot of people.
14:08
There are a lot of people. You okay?
14:09
You okay?
14:09
You okay? I'm getting choked up.
14:11
I'm getting choked up.
14:11
I'm getting choked up. Why? Because of the memories. Because of
14:12
Why? Because of the memories. Because of
14:12
Why? Because of the memories. Because of the feeling.
14:13
the feeling.
14:13
the feeling. I hope you never get four grown men in a
14:16
I hope you never get four grown men in a
14:16
I hope you never get four grown men in a thing.
14:17
thing.
14:17
thing. We did it. Oh,
14:18
We did it. Oh,
14:18
We did it. Oh, you do this in Paris. You can't do this
14:20
you do this in Paris. You can't do this
14:20
you do this in Paris. You can't do this in Paris.
14:21
in Paris.
14:21
in Paris. No.
14:21
No.
14:21
No. It's probably not frowned upon, but you
14:23
It's probably not frowned upon, but you
14:23
It's probably not frowned upon, but you just
14:24
just
14:24
just You cannot do it.
14:25
You cannot do it.
14:25
You cannot do it. French people are tiny. How are we going
14:26
French people are tiny. How are we going
14:26
French people are tiny. How are we going to get out of this?
14:27
to get out of this?
14:27
to get out of this? Wait, we're stuck. Cannot let the nuke
14:29
Wait, we're stuck. Cannot let the nuke
14:29
Wait, we're stuck. Cannot let the nuke go.
14:30
go.
14:30
go. We're stuck. We're stuck. We're stuck.
14:33
We're stuck. We're stuck. We're stuck.
14:33
We're stuck. We're stuck. We're stuck. We're stuck. Anyway, I found my friends.
14:36
We're stuck. Anyway, I found my friends.
14:36
We're stuck. Anyway, I found my friends. I have to say goodbye to them. And I
14:38
I have to say goodbye to them. And I
14:38
I have to say goodbye to them. And I have to say goodbye to the most
14:39
have to say goodbye to the most
14:39
have to say goodbye to the most wonderful place on earth, Disneyland.
14:41
wonderful place on earth, Disneyland.
14:41
wonderful place on earth, Disneyland. Thank you. Did you see that? We got four
14:42
Thank you. Did you see that? We got four
14:42
Thank you. Did you see that? We got four guys video of it. I couldn't.
14:44
guys video of it. I couldn't.
14:44
guys video of it. I couldn't. Oh, I got some though. Four guys in a
14:46
Oh, I got some though. Four guys in a
14:46
Oh, I got some though. Four guys in a teacup. What an accomplishment. What a
14:49
teacup. What an accomplishment. What a
14:49
teacup. What an accomplishment. What a winner. We are the biggest wiener. We
14:51
winner. We are the biggest wiener. We
14:51
winner. We are the biggest wiener. We did it. Four people. Four men in a
14:54
did it. Four people. Four men in a
14:54
did it. Four people. Four men in a teacup. We did it. We broke a record. We
14:57
teacup. We did it. We broke a record. We
14:57
teacup. We did it. We broke a record. We did something amazing. And now off I go
14:59
did something amazing. And now off I go
14:59
did something amazing. And now off I go to Paris, France. Goodbye, Montreal.
15:01
to Paris, France. Goodbye, Montreal.
15:01
to Paris, France. Goodbye, Montreal. Goodbye, Matterhorn.
15:03
Goodbye, Matterhorn.
15:03
Goodbye, Matterhorn. What a great and wonderful time that
15:05
What a great and wonderful time that
15:06
What a great and wonderful time that was. Farewell, Disneyland, champion of
15:09
was. Farewell, Disneyland, champion of
15:09
was. Farewell, Disneyland, champion of my heart and soul. Thank you all for
15:11
my heart and soul. Thank you all for
15:11
my heart and soul. Thank you all for joining me as I said goodbye. My last
15:14
joining me as I said goodbye. My last
15:14
joining me as I said goodbye. My last daytime look at my home, Disneyland.
15:17
daytime look at my home, Disneyland.
15:17
daytime look at my home, Disneyland. Wasn't that crazy? Four guys in a cup.
15:19
Wasn't that crazy? Four guys in a cup.
15:19
Wasn't that crazy? Four guys in a cup. What an achievement. The only thing is I
15:22
What an achievement. The only thing is I
15:22
What an achievement. The only thing is I just realized
15:24
just realized
15:24
just realized it's February 29th.
15:26
it's February 29th.
15:26
it's February 29th. It's leap day. None of this counts at
15:29
It's leap day. None of this counts at
15:30
It's leap day. None of this counts at all. Oh,
15:32
all. Oh,
15:32
all. Oh, that tears it. I'm getting out of this
15:34
that tears it. I'm getting out of this
15:34
that tears it. I'm getting out of this town. Make sure to subscribe for some
15:36
town. Make sure to subscribe for some
15:36
town. Make sure to subscribe for some more adventures coming soon from France
15:38
more adventures coming soon from France
15:38
more adventures coming soon from France and visit lifefastdresser.com.
15:41
and visit lifefastdresser.com.
15:41
and visit lifefastdresser.com. And I'll see you guys later. Haha. Pee.
15:45
And I'll see you guys later. Haha. Pee.
15:45
And I'll see you guys later. Haha. Pee. A
15:47
A
15:48
A look what you did. You little jerk. Look
15:51
look what you did. You little jerk. Look
15:51
look what you did. You little jerk. Look what you did. You broke him.
15:53
what you did. You broke him.
15:53
what you did. You broke him. I like Mickey so much. I want two of
15:54
I like Mickey so much. I want two of
15:54
I like Mickey so much. I want two of them.
15:54
them.
15:54
them. You broke him.