From Disney World to DINOSAUR World!
Florida's Dinosaur World! Night time at Disney World's Animal Kingdom and a ride on Disney's DINOSAUR has me thinking, if our dino isn't here, where is it!? So, we're off on other Randomland Adventure from Disney World to DINOSAUR WORLD! The real life Jurassic Park, or as close as we can get!
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Oo.
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Oo. Ah,
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Ah,
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Ah, look at that. It's the tree of life come
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look at that. It's the tree of life come
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look at that. It's the tree of life come to life. We're back at Animal Kingdom.
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to life. We're back at Animal Kingdom.
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to life. We're back at Animal Kingdom. Walt Disney World. That is so freaking
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Walt Disney World. That is so freaking
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Walt Disney World. That is so freaking cool. Wow. Animal Kingdom at night is
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cool. Wow. Animal Kingdom at night is
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cool. Wow. Animal Kingdom at night is rapidly becoming one of my favorite
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rapidly becoming one of my favorite
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rapidly becoming one of my favorite things. When I first started coming to
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things. When I first started coming to
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things. When I first started coming to Animal Kingdom, when I first started
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Animal Kingdom, when I first started
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Animal Kingdom, when I first started coming to Disney World, it was never
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coming to Disney World, it was never
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coming to Disney World, it was never open at night. And now, after a long day
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open at night. And now, after a long day
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open at night. And now, after a long day at Walt Disney World, it's nice to have
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at Walt Disney World, it's nice to have
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at Walt Disney World, it's nice to have the option to close out the day and
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the option to close out the day and
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the option to close out the day and finish off the night with a little
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finish off the night with a little
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finish off the night with a little Animal Kingdom. Check this out. Wo!
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Animal Kingdom. Check this out. Wo!
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Animal Kingdom. Check this out. Wo! Look at this party. Definitely a jungle
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Look at this party. Definitely a jungle
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Look at this party. Definitely a jungle out here. Look at the size of that man.
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out here. Look at the size of that man.
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out here. Look at the size of that man. They're getting crazy in Animal Kingdom
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They're getting crazy in Animal Kingdom
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They're getting crazy in Animal Kingdom now at night. Of course, in addition to
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now at night. Of course, in addition to
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now at night. Of course, in addition to the Tree of Life's new magical powers
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the Tree of Life's new magical powers
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the Tree of Life's new magical powers and these dance parties, they've also
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and these dance parties, they've also
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and these dance parties, they've also added the crazy Rivers of Light show to
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added the crazy Rivers of Light show to
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added the crazy Rivers of Light show to Animal Kingdom. But I've yet to see it
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Animal Kingdom. But I've yet to see it
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Animal Kingdom. But I've yet to see it because so far during spring break, it's
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because so far during spring break, it's
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because so far during spring break, it's always been pretty packed. But that's no
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always been pretty packed. But that's no
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always been pretty packed. But that's no matter. We just want a calm, peaceful
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matter. We just want a calm, peaceful
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matter. We just want a calm, peaceful end to our day. A nice peaceful final
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end to our day. A nice peaceful final
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end to our day. A nice peaceful final ride. And what better place to find it
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ride. And what better place to find it
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ride. And what better place to find it than in Dino Land, USA. Last time Ally
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than in Dino Land, USA. Last time Ally
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than in Dino Land, USA. Last time Ally came out here for her first trip to Walt
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came out here for her first trip to Walt
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came out here for her first trip to Walt Disney World, a certain Animal Kingdom
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Disney World, a certain Animal Kingdom
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Disney World, a certain Animal Kingdom attraction was closed, so she didn't get
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attraction was closed, so she didn't get
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attraction was closed, so she didn't get a chance to ride it. Well, finally
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a chance to ride it. Well, finally
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a chance to ride it. Well, finally that's about to change as we bring Ally
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that's about to change as we bring Ally
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that's about to change as we bring Ally to ride Dinosaur. This is a Walt Disney
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to ride Dinosaur. This is a Walt Disney
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to ride Dinosaur. This is a Walt Disney World classic. People are very divided
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World classic. People are very divided
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World classic. People are very divided about this ride. Some people love it and
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about this ride. Some people love it and
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about this ride. Some people love it and some people absolutely can't stand it.
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some people absolutely can't stand it.
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some people absolutely can't stand it. I'm just excited to see how Ally feels
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I'm just excited to see how Ally feels
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I'm just excited to see how Ally feels about this ride. After all, this ride is
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about this ride. After all, this ride is
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about this ride. After all, this ride is based off the same ride system as
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based off the same ride system as
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based off the same ride system as Indiana Jones in California. One of our
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Indiana Jones in California. One of our
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Indiana Jones in California. One of our favorites. So, what could go wrong here?
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favorites. So, what could go wrong here?
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favorites. So, what could go wrong here? All aboard. You know, I never actually
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All aboard. You know, I never actually
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All aboard. You know, I never actually saw the Disney movie Dinosaur. Did you
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saw the Disney movie Dinosaur. Did you
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saw the Disney movie Dinosaur. Did you see that movie?
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see that movie?
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see that movie? Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Did you like it?
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Did you like it?
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Did you like it? I can't remember. I thought when I was
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I can't remember. I thought when I was
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I can't remember. I thought when I was little.
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little.
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little. Oh, maybe this will refresh your memory.
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Oh, maybe this will refresh your memory.
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Oh, maybe this will refresh your memory. Ooh la la.
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Ooh la la.
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Ooh la la. That's the voice of Bill Nye, the
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That's the voice of Bill Nye, the
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That's the voice of Bill Nye, the science guy. If they have Bill Nye, you
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science guy. If they have Bill Nye, you
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science guy. If they have Bill Nye, you know it's good. All right. Ready to load
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know it's good. All right. Ready to load
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know it's good. All right. Ready to load onto the time machine vehicle. Look how
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onto the time machine vehicle. Look how
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onto the time machine vehicle. Look how similar to Indiana Jones. It's going to
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similar to Indiana Jones. It's going to
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similar to Indiana Jones. It's going to be a fun one.
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be a fun one.
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be a fun one. All right, here we go.
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All right, here we go.
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All right, here we go. It's time for time travel.
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It's time for time travel.
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It's time for time travel. Let's go get that dino here. What are
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Let's go get that dino here. What are
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Let's go get that dino here. What are you tracking?
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you tracking?
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you tracking? Styratosaurus.
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Styratosaurus.
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Styratosaurus. Not our dino.
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[Music]
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[Music] Wow. What's going on there?
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Wow. What's going on there?
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Wow. What's going on there? This dark and scary place with a big
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This dark and scary place with a big
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This dark and scary place with a big dino on the scope.
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dino on the scope.
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dino on the scope. Could be our dino.
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Could be our dino.
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Could be our dino. That's not our dino.
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Still not our dino. But at least this
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Still not our dino. But at least this one's a for vegetarian.
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Not our dino. I'm starting to think
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Not our dino. I'm starting to think we're never going to find our dino.
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we're never going to find our dino.
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we're never going to find our dino. What is that? What is that?
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I think that was supposed to be our
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I think that was supposed to be our [Music]
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Thanks for everything.
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Thanks for everything. What in the world? None of those dinos
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What in the world? None of those dinos
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What in the world? None of those dinos were our dino. It's a little bit
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were our dino. It's a little bit
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were our dino. It's a little bit different than Indiana Jones. Well,
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different than Indiana Jones. Well,
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different than Indiana Jones. Well, what' you think of that?
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what' you think of that?
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what' you think of that? It was weird.
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It was weird.
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It was weird. Yeah, super weird. Ooh, look. This is
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Yeah, super weird. Ooh, look. This is
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Yeah, super weird. Ooh, look. This is where they post your fun pick. Dang, we
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where they post your fun pick. Dang, we
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where they post your fun pick. Dang, we look frightened. Oh, hang on. Allie's
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look frightened. Oh, hang on. Allie's
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look frightened. Oh, hang on. Allie's got the fun pick right here. Oh my gosh,
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got the fun pick right here. Oh my gosh,
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got the fun pick right here. Oh my gosh, look at your face.
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look at your face.
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look at your face. You look so confused. Guess this ride
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You look so confused. Guess this ride
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You look so confused. Guess this ride isn't your dino.
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isn't your dino.
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isn't your dino. It's definitely a weird one. All right,
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It's definitely a weird one. All right,
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It's definitely a weird one. All right, time to head back to the hotel and get a
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time to head back to the hotel and get a
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time to head back to the hotel and get a little shutye. Wa! Look at these guys
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little shutye. Wa! Look at these guys
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little shutye. Wa! Look at these guys hiding in the woods over here. These are
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hiding in the woods over here. These are
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hiding in the woods over here. These are definitely not our dinos. Look at this.
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definitely not our dinos. Look at this.
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definitely not our dinos. Look at this. Another one. How about this, Ally? Does
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Another one. How about this, Ally? Does
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Another one. How about this, Ally? Does this look like our dino?
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this look like our dino?
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this look like our dino? Definitely not our dino. What a fun one.
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Definitely not our dino. What a fun one.
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Definitely not our dino. What a fun one. Wa! Look at all these people trying to
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Wa! Look at all these people trying to
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Wa! Look at all these people trying to leave the park with us. They're not our
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leave the park with us. They're not our
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leave the park with us. They're not our dino either. And that guy up there, he's
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dino either. And that guy up there, he's
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dino either. And that guy up there, he's nobody's dino. He's dead. All right.
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nobody's dino. He's dead. All right.
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nobody's dino. He's dead. All right. Well, so long, Animal Kingdom.
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Well, so long, Animal Kingdom.
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Well, so long, Animal Kingdom. We've done our duty. Ready to hotel and
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We've done our duty. Ready to hotel and
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We've done our duty. Ready to hotel and sleep. Well, my dogs are barking.
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sleep. Well, my dogs are barking.
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sleep. Well, my dogs are barking. Ah, here's our dino.
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Ah, here's our dino.
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Ah, here's our dino. Finally, time to go to sleep.
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H. Not our dino. Not our dino. Not our
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H. Not our dino. Not our dino. Not our Not our dino. Not our dino.
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Not our dino. Not our dino.
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Not our dino. Not our dino. Still not our dino. Not our dino.
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Still not our dino. Not our dino.
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Still not our dino. Not our dino. Where's our dino?
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Where's our dino?
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Where's our dino? Still not our dino. Not our dino.
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That's not my dino.
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That's not my dino. I know what I have to do now. If we
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I know what I have to do now. If we
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I know what I have to do now. If we can't find our dino at Disney World,
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can't find our dino at Disney World,
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can't find our dino at Disney World, maybe we can find our dino at Dinosaur
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maybe we can find our dino at Dinosaur
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maybe we can find our dino at Dinosaur World.
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World.
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World. Now, this definitely looks more like our
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Now, this definitely looks more like our
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Now, this definitely looks more like our dino. I can't believe this. I feel like
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dino. I can't believe this. I feel like
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dino. I can't believe this. I feel like Clifford. We're going to Dinosaur World.
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Clifford. We're going to Dinosaur World.
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Clifford. We're going to Dinosaur World. Oh my gosh. I have the feeling this is
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Oh my gosh. I have the feeling this is
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Oh my gosh. I have the feeling this is going to be awesome. Just look at this
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going to be awesome. Just look at this
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going to be awesome. Just look at this entrance. This is amazing.
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[Music] We're going to Copyright infringement.
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We're going to Copyright infringement.
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We're going to Copyright infringement. Can't do that. Welcome to Dinosaur
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Can't do that. Welcome to Dinosaur
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Can't do that. Welcome to Dinosaur World. This is about the closest thing
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World. This is about the closest thing
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World. This is about the closest thing to Jurassic Park that we're going to
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to Jurassic Park that we're going to
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to Jurassic Park that we're going to get.
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get.
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get. Since 1998, this place, Dinosaur World,
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Since 1998, this place, Dinosaur World,
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Since 1998, this place, Dinosaur World, has been delighting visitors with its
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has been delighting visitors with its
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has been delighting visitors with its prehistoric wonders. And I'm already
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prehistoric wonders. And I'm already
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prehistoric wonders. And I'm already happy. I've seen tons of dinosaurs
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happy. I've seen tons of dinosaurs
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happy. I've seen tons of dinosaurs already, and I haven't even left the
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already, and I haven't even left the
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already, and I haven't even left the parking lot yet. They have two other
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parking lot yet. They have two other
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parking lot yet. They have two other locations, one in Texas and one in
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locations, one in Texas and one in
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locations, one in Texas and one in Kentucky. But the Florida Dinosaur World
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Kentucky. But the Florida Dinosaur World
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Kentucky. But the Florida Dinosaur World is the original. Look at all these
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is the original. Look at all these
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is the original. Look at all these dinosaurs. Look at this little guy
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dinosaurs. Look at this little guy
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dinosaurs. Look at this little guy hatching right here. Oh my gosh. I think
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hatching right here. Oh my gosh. I think
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hatching right here. Oh my gosh. I think he's about to speak his first words.
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he's about to speak his first words.
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he's about to speak his first words. What's that?
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What's that?
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What's that? Not the murmur. Not the murmur. That's
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Not the murmur. Not the murmur. That's
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Not the murmur. Not the murmur. That's right. I'm not the mama. Okay, it's time
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right. I'm not the mama. Okay, it's time
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right. I'm not the mama. Okay, it's time for us to enter Dinosaur World. One
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for us to enter Dinosaur World. One
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for us to enter Dinosaur World. One enters through the gift shop. And the
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enters through the gift shop. And the
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enters through the gift shop. And the gift shop is pretty impressive.
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gift shop is pretty impressive.
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gift shop is pretty impressive. We'll get back to the gift shop in a
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We'll get back to the gift shop in a
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We'll get back to the gift shop in a minute. Right now, I'm more interested
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minute. Right now, I'm more interested
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minute. Right now, I'm more interested in dinosaurs. Oh my goodness, this place
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in dinosaurs. Oh my goodness, this place
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in dinosaurs. Oh my goodness, this place is amazing. Oh jeez, look at the size of
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is amazing. Oh jeez, look at the size of
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is amazing. Oh jeez, look at the size of that dinosaur. I have no way of knowing
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that dinosaur. I have no way of knowing
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that dinosaur. I have no way of knowing if these are built to scale or not, but
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if these are built to scale or not, but
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if these are built to scale or not, but they definitely match the fantasy
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they definitely match the fantasy
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they definitely match the fantasy picture of dinosaurs in my head. And
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picture of dinosaurs in my head. And
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picture of dinosaurs in my head. And that is all that matters to me. Look at
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that is all that matters to me. Look at
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that is all that matters to me. Look at this guy. He's got a blowhole on his
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this guy. He's got a blowhole on his
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this guy. He's got a blowhole on his head. Sick. I wish I could ride this
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head. Sick. I wish I could ride this
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head. Sick. I wish I could ride this dinosaur. Wow. Oh, look at all these
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dinosaur. Wow. Oh, look at all these
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dinosaur. Wow. Oh, look at all these little meat eatating dinosaurs right
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little meat eatating dinosaurs right
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little meat eatating dinosaurs right here.
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here.
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here. Baby Tyrannosaurus is a This place is
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Baby Tyrannosaurus is a This place is
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Baby Tyrannosaurus is a This place is awesome. Look at that Acroanthossaurus.
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awesome. Look at that Acroanthossaurus.
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awesome. Look at that Acroanthossaurus. And you know how I know what an
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And you know how I know what an
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And you know how I know what an Acroanthossaurus is? Because I read it
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Acroanthossaurus is? Because I read it
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Acroanthossaurus is? Because I read it on the sign, of course. That's also how
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on the sign, of course. That's also how
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on the sign, of course. That's also how I knew how to pronounce it. Check this
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I knew how to pronounce it. Check this
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I knew how to pronounce it. Check this place out. They've got at least two
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place out. They've got at least two
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place out. They've got at least two playgrounds. Sadly, they're only for
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playgrounds. Sadly, they're only for
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playgrounds. Sadly, they're only for kids under 12 years old. I can't go. But
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kids under 12 years old. I can't go. But
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kids under 12 years old. I can't go. But I can check out all these insane
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I can check out all these insane
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I can check out all these insane dinosaurs.
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dinosaurs.
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dinosaurs. But you look at the size of these
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But you look at the size of these
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But you look at the size of these beasts. Good thing they have this little
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beasts. Good thing they have this little
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beasts. Good thing they have this little safety robe here to protect us. Wa! Wo!
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safety robe here to protect us. Wa! Wo!
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safety robe here to protect us. Wa! Wo! It looks like there was a lot more to
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It looks like there was a lot more to
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It looks like there was a lot more to Dinosaur World than I was expecting. The
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Dinosaur World than I was expecting. The
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Dinosaur World than I was expecting. The two playgrounds, tons of dinosaurs, and
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two playgrounds, tons of dinosaurs, and
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two playgrounds, tons of dinosaurs, and look over here. A fossil dig. Where did
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look over here. A fossil dig. Where did
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look over here. A fossil dig. Where did you dig up that old fossil? Right here.
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you dig up that old fossil? Right here.
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you dig up that old fossil? Right here. I think we're in between rounds of
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I think we're in between rounds of
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I think we're in between rounds of fossil digging on the schedule. But
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fossil digging on the schedule. But
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fossil digging on the schedule. But still, look at that. That is pretty
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still, look at that. That is pretty
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still, look at that. That is pretty cool. I love all the artwork on the
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cool. I love all the artwork on the
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cool. I love all the artwork on the walls. Look at all these dinosaurs.
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walls. Look at all these dinosaurs.
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walls. Look at all these dinosaurs. Who drew these? They have an awesome
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Who drew these? They have an awesome
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Who drew these? They have an awesome job. Okay, look at this way. There's
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job. Okay, look at this way. There's
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job. Okay, look at this way. There's more dinosaur paths ahead.
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more dinosaur paths ahead.
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more dinosaur paths ahead. Ooh, what are these? Computer identify.
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Ooh, what are these? Computer identify.
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Ooh, what are these? Computer identify. You plo.
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Definitely not our dino. But what a
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Definitely not our dino. But what a mouthful. You plo.
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mouthful. You plo.
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mouthful. You plo. You plois. I'm not going to pose falus.
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You plois. I'm not going to pose falus.
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You plois. I'm not going to pose falus. You plo. Oh, check this out. The dino
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You plo. Oh, check this out. The dino
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You plo. Oh, check this out. The dino gem mine. You can pan for geodess. They
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gem mine. You can pan for geodess. They
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gem mine. You can pan for geodess. They even have a little geode cracking
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even have a little geode cracking
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even have a little geode cracking machine. This dinosaur loves geodess.
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machine. This dinosaur loves geodess.
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machine. This dinosaur loves geodess. Look at that. That is pretty cool. This
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Look at that. That is pretty cool. This
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Look at that. That is pretty cool. This is where you pan for all those little
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is where you pan for all those little
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is where you pan for all those little gemstones. Wonder what kind of gems they
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gemstones. Wonder what kind of gems they
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gemstones. Wonder what kind of gems they got. Let's look on the handy chart here.
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got. Let's look on the handy chart here.
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got. Let's look on the handy chart here. Ooh, topaz. I knew this place was going
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Ooh, topaz. I knew this place was going
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Ooh, topaz. I knew this place was going to rock. I don't know who came up with
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to rock. I don't know who came up with
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to rock. I don't know who came up with the idea for Dinosaur World, but they're
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the idea for Dinosaur World, but they're
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the idea for Dinosaur World, but they're a freaking genius. And look what we have
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a freaking genius. And look what we have
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a freaking genius. And look what we have here. I'm pretty sure this is where
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here. I'm pretty sure this is where
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here. I'm pretty sure this is where things get hardcore. Uh-oh. We've gone
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things get hardcore. Uh-oh. We've gone
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things get hardcore. Uh-oh. We've gone through another whole fencing system.
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through another whole fencing system.
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through another whole fencing system. And now we're crossing this somewhat
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And now we're crossing this somewhat
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And now we're crossing this somewhat creaky wooden bridge. It's probably not
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creaky wooden bridge. It's probably not
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creaky wooden bridge. It's probably not as creaky as it is in my imagination,
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as creaky as it is in my imagination,
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as creaky as it is in my imagination, but still. I'm a little worried. This is
9:18
but still. I'm a little worried. This is
9:18
but still. I'm a little worried. This is what separates the peaceful dinos.
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what separates the peaceful dinos.
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what separates the peaceful dinos. Look at that dinosaur over there. He
9:24
Look at that dinosaur over there. He
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Look at that dinosaur over there. He really wants to chase those cars. But he
9:25
really wants to chase those cars. But he
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really wants to chase those cars. But he can't. He's on the clock. And he really
9:27
can't. He's on the clock. And he really
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can't. He's on the clock. And he really wants that Christmas bonus this year.
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wants that Christmas bonus this year.
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wants that Christmas bonus this year. Look at all this. This is what I love
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Look at all this. This is what I love
9:31
Look at all this. This is what I love about Florida. The dinosaurs. Still
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about Florida. The dinosaurs. Still
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about Florida. The dinosaurs. Still waiting for Spielberg to call. Huh,
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waiting for Spielberg to call. Huh,
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waiting for Spielberg to call. Huh, buddy? Me, too. Wow. Turns out Dinosaur
9:38
buddy? Me, too. Wow. Turns out Dinosaur
9:38
buddy? Me, too. Wow. Turns out Dinosaur World is kind of gorgeous.
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World is kind of gorgeous.
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World is kind of gorgeous. So much shrubbery to see.
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So much shrubbery to see.
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So much shrubbery to see. I don't know exactly where these paths
9:44
I don't know exactly where these paths
9:44
I don't know exactly where these paths lead, but just the way they're elevated
9:46
lead, but just the way they're elevated
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lead, but just the way they're elevated off the ground like this and the way
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off the ground like this and the way
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off the ground like this and the way there's the fencing on the side kind of
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there's the fencing on the side kind of
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there's the fencing on the side kind of makes me worried that there's real
9:50
makes me worried that there's real
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makes me worried that there's real dinosaurs here.
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dinosaurs here.
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dinosaurs here. Where's Alan Grant when you need him?
9:53
Where's Alan Grant when you need him?
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Where's Alan Grant when you need him? Heck, I'll settle for Jeff Goldblum.
9:55
Heck, I'll settle for Jeff Goldblum.
9:55
Heck, I'll settle for Jeff Goldblum. That's weird. Over there on that bridge,
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That's weird. Over there on that bridge,
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That's weird. Over there on that bridge, there's a building with a giant T-Rex
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there's a building with a giant T-Rex
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there's a building with a giant T-Rex head on it, but it doesn't appear to be
10:02
head on it, but it doesn't appear to be
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head on it, but it doesn't appear to be open. I wonder what the heck they keep
10:04
open. I wonder what the heck they keep
10:04
open. I wonder what the heck they keep in their own. It's It's Dilophosaurus.
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in their own. It's It's Dilophosaurus.
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in their own. It's It's Dilophosaurus. Isn't this the guy that spits acid in
10:09
Isn't this the guy that spits acid in
10:09
Isn't this the guy that spits acid in your eyes?
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your eyes?
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your eyes? He got that guy from Seinfeld in
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He got that guy from Seinfeld in
10:11
He got that guy from Seinfeld in Jurassic Park. I'm going to spill acid
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Jurassic Park. I'm going to spill acid
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Jurassic Park. I'm going to spill acid in your eyes. I'm blowner.
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in your eyes. I'm blowner.
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in your eyes. I'm blowner. I'm going to put these on just to be
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I'm going to put these on just to be
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I'm going to put these on just to be safe.
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safe.
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safe. That's actually one of my favorite parts
10:20
That's actually one of my favorite parts
10:20
That's actually one of my favorite parts of Jurassic Park where he's looking
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of Jurassic Park where he's looking
10:21
of Jurassic Park where he's looking around for his glasses. My glasses. My
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around for his glasses. My glasses. My
10:23
around for his glasses. My glasses. My glasses. I can afford more glasses. I
10:25
glasses. I can afford more glasses. I
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glasses. I can afford more glasses. I say that all the time when I like trying
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say that all the time when I like trying
10:26
say that all the time when I like trying to find something but there's no time.
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to find something but there's no time.
10:28
to find something but there's no time. Creepy, man. There's something weird
10:30
Creepy, man. There's something weird
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Creepy, man. There's something weird about Dinosaur World when everybody else
10:32
about Dinosaur World when everybody else
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about Dinosaur World when everybody else walks around the corner. Oh, look. It's
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walks around the corner. Oh, look. It's
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walks around the corner. Oh, look. It's the back side of that building. Weird.
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the back side of that building. Weird.
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the back side of that building. Weird. This building has some very nice games.
10:39
This building has some very nice games.
10:39
This building has some very nice games. I feel like Ralphie with the leg lamp.
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I feel like Ralphie with the leg lamp.
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I feel like Ralphie with the leg lamp. It's a major reward. I want it. Oh,
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It's a major reward. I want it. Oh,
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It's a major reward. I want it. Oh, honey. You should see what it looks like
10:45
honey. You should see what it looks like
10:45
honey. You should see what it looks like from out here. That's pretty weird.
10:47
from out here. That's pretty weird.
10:47
from out here. That's pretty weird. Pretty unusual. Don't know what that
10:48
Pretty unusual. Don't know what that
10:48
Pretty unusual. Don't know what that building's for, but what is this? What
10:51
building's for, but what is this? What
10:51
building's for, but what is this? What in the heck is going on here? Look at
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in the heck is going on here? Look at
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in the heck is going on here? Look at this. It's a fun pick. Dino,
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this. It's a fun pick. Dino,
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this. It's a fun pick. Dino, this is awesome. I'm being eaten now.
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this is awesome. I'm being eaten now.
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this is awesome. I'm being eaten now. That's a fun pick. Hello out there. Hey
11:07
That's a fun pick. Hello out there. Hey
11:07
That's a fun pick. Hello out there. Hey guys, look at this. You don't see this
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guys, look at this. You don't see this
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guys, look at this. You don't see this in a lot of theme parks. It's water for
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in a lot of theme parks. It's water for
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in a lot of theme parks. It's water for your dog. Turns out Dinosaur World is a
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your dog. Turns out Dinosaur World is a
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your dog. Turns out Dinosaur World is a pet friendly park. I don't know though.
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pet friendly park. I don't know though.
11:14
pet friendly park. I don't know though. I don't know that I'd want to bring my
11:16
I don't know that I'd want to bring my
11:16
I don't know that I'd want to bring my dog here. They might be trying to lure
11:18
dog here. They might be trying to lure
11:18
dog here. They might be trying to lure in your dog to feed them to the
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in your dog to feed them to the
11:20
in your dog to feed them to the dinosaurs. Oh my goodness. What is this?
11:25
dinosaurs. Oh my goodness. What is this?
11:25
dinosaurs. Oh my goodness. What is this? It's a mammoth exhibit. Check this out.
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It's a mammoth exhibit. Check this out.
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It's a mammoth exhibit. Check this out. Well, these things weren't as old as
11:31
Well, these things weren't as old as
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Well, these things weren't as old as dinosaurs. These things lived at the
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dinosaurs. These things lived at the
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dinosaurs. These things lived at the same time as man. Some scientists think
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same time as man. Some scientists think
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same time as man. Some scientists think that we hunted these guys to extinction.
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that we hunted these guys to extinction.
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that we hunted these guys to extinction. Oh my gosh, look how many of them there
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Oh my gosh, look how many of them there
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Oh my gosh, look how many of them there are. Would you look at all of these
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are. Would you look at all of these
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are. Would you look at all of these woolly mammoths?
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woolly mammoths?
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woolly mammoths? These things are freaking huge.
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These things are freaking huge.
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These things are freaking huge. From what I understand, they actually
11:48
From what I understand, they actually
11:48
From what I understand, they actually make all of these creatures here on
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make all of these creatures here on
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make all of these creatures here on site. And they're still adding new
11:52
site. And they're still adding new
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site. And they're still adding new dinosaurs and apparently woolly
11:54
dinosaurs and apparently woolly
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dinosaurs and apparently woolly mammoths. You know what's crazy about
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mammoths. You know what's crazy about
11:55
mammoths. You know what's crazy about these things? I know that they're super
11:57
these things? I know that they're super
11:57
these things? I know that they're super closely related to elephants, which
11:59
closely related to elephants, which
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closely related to elephants, which unfortunately mankind is also driving
12:01
unfortunately mankind is also driving
12:01
unfortunately mankind is also driving extinct. Knock it off, guys. But I
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extinct. Knock it off, guys. But I
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extinct. Knock it off, guys. But I always remember when I was a kid, they
12:04
always remember when I was a kid, they
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always remember when I was a kid, they said they were going to try to clone a
12:06
said they were going to try to clone a
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said they were going to try to clone a woolly mammoth. We do have woolly
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woolly mammoth. We do have woolly
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woolly mammoth. We do have woolly mammoth DNA. And they think they can use
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mammoth DNA. And they think they can use
12:11
mammoth DNA. And they think they can use that coupled with a modern elephant to
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that coupled with a modern elephant to
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that coupled with a modern elephant to create a new woolly mammoth. That is
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create a new woolly mammoth. That is
12:17
create a new woolly mammoth. That is crazy. Crazy like a fox. Just think, if
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crazy. Crazy like a fox. Just think, if
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crazy. Crazy like a fox. Just think, if there's ever a real Jurassic Park, it's
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there's ever a real Jurassic Park, it's
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there's ever a real Jurassic Park, it's probably going to start with these guys.
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probably going to start with these guys.
12:24
probably going to start with these guys. Dang, you guys must be feeling pretty
12:26
Dang, you guys must be feeling pretty
12:26
Dang, you guys must be feeling pretty warm down here in Florida with all that
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warm down here in Florida with all that
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warm down here in Florida with all that wool.
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wool.
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wool. I'm feeling a little warm myself right
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I'm feeling a little warm myself right
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I'm feeling a little warm myself right now. jacket was not a great choice. The
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now. jacket was not a great choice. The
12:32
now. jacket was not a great choice. The cool thing about dinosaur world, but
12:34
cool thing about dinosaur world, but
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cool thing about dinosaur world, but also the confusing thing is that there's
12:36
also the confusing thing is that there's
12:36
also the confusing thing is that there's a lot of paths out here. I'm never 100%
12:38
a lot of paths out here. I'm never 100%
12:38
a lot of paths out here. I'm never 100% sure which way I'm supposed to go. And
12:40
sure which way I'm supposed to go. And
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sure which way I'm supposed to go. And look at this. There's a lot of hidden
12:42
look at this. There's a lot of hidden
12:42
look at this. There's a lot of hidden dinosaurs out here in this shrubbery.
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dinosaurs out here in this shrubbery.
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dinosaurs out here in this shrubbery. They're everywhere. This one here is
12:46
They're everywhere. This one here is
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They're everywhere. This one here is called Dmetrodon.
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called Dmetrodon.
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called Dmetrodon. You can tell he's a Droon because he's
12:50
You can tell he's a Droon because he's
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You can tell he's a Droon because he's got that fauxhawk there. I made a Metro
12:53
got that fauxhawk there. I made a Metro
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got that fauxhawk there. I made a Metro joke. How 2003. Wa! Look at all these
12:56
joke. How 2003. Wa! Look at all these
12:56
joke. How 2003. Wa! Look at all these guys. Saw Rosus, Lily, and Sternis. I
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guys. Saw Rosus, Lily, and Sternis. I
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guys. Saw Rosus, Lily, and Sternis. I think that one's Lillian and that one's
13:01
think that one's Lillian and that one's
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think that one's Lillian and that one's Sternis. And look at this mighty beast.
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Sternis. And look at this mighty beast.
13:03
Sternis. And look at this mighty beast. Saratosaurus,
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Saratosaurus,
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Saratosaurus, please don't eat me. Serataurus,
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please don't eat me. Serataurus,
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please don't eat me. Serataurus, I'm sorry I ate all your Doritos. This
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I'm sorry I ate all your Doritos. This
13:09
I'm sorry I ate all your Doritos. This place is amazing. There's so much to see
13:13
place is amazing. There's so much to see
13:13
place is amazing. There's so much to see out here in that Florida tropical sort
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out here in that Florida tropical sort
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out here in that Florida tropical sort of shrubbery and all that. Makes it feel
13:17
of shrubbery and all that. Makes it feel
13:17
of shrubbery and all that. Makes it feel very Jurassic Parky out here. Very Isla.
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very Jurassic Parky out here. Very Isla.
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very Jurassic Parky out here. Very Isla. Oo, look at all these little dinosaurs
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Oo, look at all these little dinosaurs
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Oo, look at all these little dinosaurs around here. Seeis,
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around here. Seeis,
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around here. Seeis, this is so cool. They're chilling in
13:26
this is so cool. They're chilling in
13:26
this is so cool. They're chilling in front of the koi pond here. Nice
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front of the koi pond here. Nice
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front of the koi pond here. Nice setting. Here's some dinos I know. Look
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setting. Here's some dinos I know. Look
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setting. Here's some dinos I know. Look at all these Stegosaurus. Got the whole
13:33
at all these Stegosaurus. Got the whole
13:33
at all these Stegosaurus. Got the whole family of Stegosauruses
13:35
family of Stegosauruses
13:35
family of Stegosauruses out here. That's pretty cool. This one's
13:37
out here. That's pretty cool. This one's
13:37
out here. That's pretty cool. This one's eating the tree. Or maybe sucking the
13:39
eating the tree. Or maybe sucking the
13:39
eating the tree. Or maybe sucking the sap out of a tree. I don't know. Guys
13:40
sap out of a tree. I don't know. Guys
13:40
sap out of a tree. I don't know. Guys better watch out. There's a creeper over
13:42
better watch out. There's a creeper over
13:42
better watch out. There's a creeper over there. He's right by the baby. I see you
13:45
there. He's right by the baby. I see you
13:45
there. He's right by the baby. I see you guys. You need to mind your own
13:47
guys. You need to mind your own
13:47
guys. You need to mind your own business. Serataurus. They don't have
13:48
business. Serataurus. They don't have
13:48
business. Serataurus. They don't have any Doritos either. Leave the
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any Doritos either. Leave the
13:50
any Doritos either. Leave the Stegosaurus alone. Leave the Stegosaurus
13:52
Stegosaurus alone. Leave the Stegosaurus
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Stegosaurus alone. Leave the Stegosaurus alone.
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alone.
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alone. Oh, look at that. See, you can feed the
13:56
Oh, look at that. See, you can feed the
13:56
Oh, look at that. See, you can feed the fish in there from the little fish food
13:58
fish in there from the little fish food
13:58
fish in there from the little fish food dispenser. I don't have any quarters.
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dispenser. I don't have any quarters.
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dispenser. I don't have any quarters. That's okay, cuz at the moment I don't
14:02
That's okay, cuz at the moment I don't
14:02
That's okay, cuz at the moment I don't see any of the fish. They're definitely
14:04
see any of the fish. They're definitely
14:04
see any of the fish. They're definitely in there. They're probably just being
14:06
in there. They're probably just being
14:06
in there. They're probably just being koi with me. A look at the little baby
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koi with me. A look at the little baby
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koi with me. A look at the little baby dinosaurs. These ones are called
14:11
dinosaurs. These ones are called
14:11
dinosaurs. These ones are called scoosauruses.
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scoosauruses.
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scoosauruses. They just love to scoot scoot scoot
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They just love to scoot scoot scoot
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They just love to scoot scoot scoot through the bushes. Who's a little scoot
14:15
through the bushes. Who's a little scoot
14:16
through the bushes. Who's a little scoot scoot? You're a little scoot scoot,
14:17
scoot? You're a little scoot scoot,
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scoot? You're a little scoot scoot, aren't you? Little scoot scoot down
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aren't you? Little scoot scoot down
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aren't you? Little scoot scoot down there.
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there.
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there. It's weird because every couple of
14:20
It's weird because every couple of
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It's weird because every couple of minutes, some little area that I'm in
14:22
minutes, some little area that I'm in
14:22
minutes, some little area that I'm in will get all crowded. There'll be tons
14:24
will get all crowded. There'll be tons
14:24
will get all crowded. There'll be tons of kids and parents and all of a sudden
14:26
of kids and parents and all of a sudden
14:26
of kids and parents and all of a sudden it gets really really quiet and there'll
14:30
it gets really really quiet and there'll
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it gets really really quiet and there'll just be nobody out here. Nobody but us
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just be nobody out here. Nobody but us
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just be nobody out here. Nobody but us dinosaurs. These are called Gastonias.
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dinosaurs. These are called Gastonias.
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dinosaurs. These are called Gastonias. They look kind of honory, but they're
14:39
They look kind of honory, but they're
14:39
They look kind of honory, but they're actually vegetarians. Just don't feed
14:41
actually vegetarians. Just don't feed
14:41
actually vegetarians. Just don't feed them any beans. They're called Gastonias
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them any beans. They're called Gastonias
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them any beans. They're called Gastonias for a reason. This is so weird. Look at
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for a reason. This is so weird. Look at
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for a reason. This is so weird. Look at this. I've got this whole area to
14:49
this. I've got this whole area to
14:49
this. I've got this whole area to myself. Yeah, I got the whole Cretaceous
14:54
myself. Yeah, I got the whole Cretaceous
14:54
myself. Yeah, I got the whole Cretaceous to myself. I got the whole dang
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to myself. I got the whole dang
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to myself. I got the whole dang cretaceious to myself.
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cretaceious to myself.
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cretaceious to myself. Huh? Wait a minute. This is weird.
15:01
Huh? Wait a minute. This is weird.
15:01
Huh? Wait a minute. This is weird. There's a rock here and a sign, but I
15:04
There's a rock here and a sign, but I
15:04
There's a rock here and a sign, but I don't see the dinosaur. This one is
15:07
don't see the dinosaur. This one is
15:07
don't see the dinosaur. This one is really well camouflaged. Do you see a
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really well camouflaged. Do you see a
15:09
really well camouflaged. Do you see a dinosaur?
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dinosaur?
15:10
dinosaur? There are actually so many dinosaurs out
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There are actually so many dinosaurs out
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There are actually so many dinosaurs out here. It would be impossible to film
15:14
here. It would be impossible to film
15:14
here. It would be impossible to film them all in one day. But look at those.
15:17
them all in one day. But look at those.
15:17
them all in one day. But look at those. Look at those. The pterodactyls out
15:19
Look at those. The pterodactyls out
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Look at those. The pterodactyls out there are so awesome. I love cheesy
15:22
there are so awesome. I love cheesy
15:22
there are so awesome. I love cheesy theme parks and cheesy tourist
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theme parks and cheesy tourist
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theme parks and cheesy tourist attractions. And I don't say cheesy in a
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attractions. And I don't say cheesy in a
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attractions. And I don't say cheesy in a bad way. I think what I mean by cheesy
15:27
bad way. I think what I mean by cheesy
15:27
bad way. I think what I mean by cheesy is the more homemade feeling theme
15:30
is the more homemade feeling theme
15:30
is the more homemade feeling theme parks. You know what I'm talking about?
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parks. You know what I'm talking about?
15:31
parks. You know what I'm talking about? Now, obviously, I'm a huge fan of
15:32
Now, obviously, I'm a huge fan of
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Now, obviously, I'm a huge fan of Disney. And they definitely do all the
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Disney. And they definitely do all the
15:34
Disney. And they definitely do all the theming and theme parks the best. But
15:36
theming and theme parks the best. But
15:36
theming and theme parks the best. But there's something about a place like
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there's something about a place like
15:38
there's something about a place like this that's so quintessentially
15:40
this that's so quintessentially
15:40
this that's so quintessentially American. It's like stepping into a
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American. It's like stepping into a
15:42
American. It's like stepping into a bygone era. And I'm not just talking
15:45
bygone era. And I'm not just talking
15:45
bygone era. And I'm not just talking about the time of the dinosaurs. This
15:46
about the time of the dinosaurs. This
15:46
about the time of the dinosaurs. This place is so freaking rad.
15:49
place is so freaking rad.
15:49
place is so freaking rad. Look at how gorgeous it is out here. I'm
15:52
Look at how gorgeous it is out here. I'm
15:52
Look at how gorgeous it is out here. I'm beginning to open my mind. I'm beginning
15:55
beginning to open my mind. I'm beginning
15:55
beginning to open my mind. I'm beginning to feel it. The spirit of the dinosaur.
15:59
to feel it. The spirit of the dinosaur.
15:59
to feel it. The spirit of the dinosaur. Dude, what a fun one. Let's see. What do
16:01
Dude, what a fun one. Let's see. What do
16:01
Dude, what a fun one. Let's see. What do we have here? Ooh, it's Styraosaurus.
16:04
we have here? Ooh, it's Styraosaurus.
16:04
we have here? Ooh, it's Styraosaurus. Look how horny and thorny these guys
16:06
Look how horny and thorny these guys
16:06
Look how horny and thorny these guys are. Man, they really love to make a
16:08
are. Man, they really love to make a
16:08
are. Man, they really love to make a point. The babies are cute little
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point. The babies are cute little
16:09
point. The babies are cute little beggars, but they're definitely not our
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beggars, but they're definitely not our
16:11
beggars, but they're definitely not our dino. Oh my gosh, this place feels so
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dino. Oh my gosh, this place feels so
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dino. Oh my gosh, this place feels so never ending. Look how much dinosaur
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never ending. Look how much dinosaur
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never ending. Look how much dinosaur world there is. Hey, there's the
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world there is. Hey, there's the
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world there is. Hey, there's the iguanadon on the ride. That's our dino.
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iguanadon on the ride. That's our dino.
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iguanadon on the ride. That's our dino. Hello, iguana don. Look at you guys. How
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Hello, iguana don. Look at you guys. How
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Hello, iguana don. Look at you guys. How awesome is that? A second ago when I was
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awesome is that? A second ago when I was
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awesome is that? A second ago when I was saying that there was a lot of space out
16:27
saying that there was a lot of space out
16:27
saying that there was a lot of space out here. I was going to say it feels like a
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here. I was going to say it feels like a
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here. I was going to say it feels like a whole world. And then I realized, duh,
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whole world. And then I realized, duh,
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whole world. And then I realized, duh, dinosaur world. They knew what they were
16:32
dinosaur world. They knew what they were
16:32
dinosaur world. They knew what they were doing when they picked that name. Ooh,
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doing when they picked that name. Ooh,
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doing when they picked that name. Ooh, look at this. Donicus
16:37
look at this. Donicus
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look at this. Donicus Island. Donicus.
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Island. Donicus.
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Island. Donicus. Dina. Dina. It's an island. Ooh, that
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Dina. Dina. It's an island. Ooh, that
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Dina. Dina. It's an island. Ooh, that guy over there looks like he likes
16:43
guy over there looks like he likes
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guy over there looks like he likes steak.
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steak.
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steak. This dinosaur over here looks really
16:46
This dinosaur over here looks really
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This dinosaur over here looks really sad.
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sad.
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sad. Actually, all these parasaurolophuses
16:49
Actually, all these parasaurolophuses
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Actually, all these parasaurolophuses look sad.
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look sad.
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look sad. Wait, why are you sad? What's that?
16:52
Wait, why are you sad? What's that?
16:52
Wait, why are you sad? What's that? Oh my gosh. Are you serious? Oh no,
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Oh my gosh. Are you serious? Oh no,
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Oh my gosh. Are you serious? Oh no, it's a massacre.
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it's a massacre.
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it's a massacre. Donicus fatal frenzy.
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Donicus fatal frenzy.
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Donicus fatal frenzy. Do something. Parasaurafophilus
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Do something. Parasaurafophilus
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Do something. Parasaurafophilus or whatever your name is. They've got
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or whatever your name is. They've got
17:04
or whatever your name is. They've got grandma.
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grandma.
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grandma. Oh, the humanity.
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Oh, the humanity.
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Oh, the humanity. Dinosaur world is a sad place.
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I I know. I saw it. Sad.
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I I know. I saw it. Sad. That's awful. Better than me, though.
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That's awful. Better than me, though.
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That's awful. Better than me, though. We got to get off this island. That was
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We got to get off this island. That was
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We got to get off this island. That was definitely not our dino.
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definitely not our dino.
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definitely not our dino. What's going on over there?
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What's going on over there?
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What's going on over there? Ooh la la. Look at that. Look at that
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Ooh la la. Look at that. Look at that
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Ooh la la. Look at that. Look at that dinosaur.
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dinosaur.
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dinosaur. Okay, this I love the Alasmosaurus
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Okay, this I love the Alasmosaurus
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Okay, this I love the Alasmosaurus over here. Look at him. He's one of
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over here. Look at him. He's one of
17:38
over here. Look at him. He's one of those swimming dinosaurs. I'm not sure
17:40
those swimming dinosaurs. I'm not sure
17:40
those swimming dinosaurs. I'm not sure if an elasmosaurus is one of the
17:42
if an elasmosaurus is one of the
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if an elasmosaurus is one of the plesiosaurs or just related to the
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plesiosaurs or just related to the
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plesiosaurs or just related to the plesiosaur, but he sure looks a lot like
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plesiosaur, but he sure looks a lot like
17:46
plesiosaur, but he sure looks a lot like the Loch nest monster. Looks like he's
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the Loch nest monster. Looks like he's
17:48
the Loch nest monster. Looks like he's fighting someone down there. A
17:49
fighting someone down there. A
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fighting someone down there. A mosasaurus. He's not a dinosaur. He
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mosasaurus. He's not a dinosaur. He
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mosasaurus. He's not a dinosaur. He looks like a big green shark. Oh, it
17:55
looks like a big green shark. Oh, it
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looks like a big green shark. Oh, it says he's a marine lizard. Oh yeah, now
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says he's a marine lizard. Oh yeah, now
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says he's a marine lizard. Oh yeah, now I see his flippers. Look at him. Those
17:59
I see his flippers. Look at him. Those
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I see his flippers. Look at him. Those two, are they friends? Are they enemies?
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two, are they friends? Are they enemies?
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two, are they friends? Are they enemies? Hard to see him through the trees.
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Hard to see him through the trees.
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Hard to see him through the trees. Listen guys, if the farmer and the
18:03
Listen guys, if the farmer and the
18:03
Listen guys, if the farmer and the cowboy can be friends, so can you.
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cowboy can be friends, so can you.
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cowboy can be friends, so can you. You hear me? There. I think we settled
18:07
You hear me? There. I think we settled
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You hear me? There. I think we settled that little conflict. Time to get off of
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that little conflict. Time to get off of
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that little conflict. Time to get off of this island. I'm starting to feel a lot
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this island. I'm starting to feel a lot
18:12
this island. I'm starting to feel a lot more comfortable now. Wo!
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more comfortable now. Wo!
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more comfortable now. Wo! Nobody
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Nobody
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Nobody move. Hold very, very still.
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move. Hold very, very still.
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move. Hold very, very still. He can't see us if we don't move. He
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He can't see us if we don't move. He
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He can't see us if we don't move. He can't see us if we don't move. Oh my
18:24
can't see us if we don't move. Oh my
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can't see us if we don't move. Oh my gosh. He's looking right at us. Run. Oh,
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gosh. He's looking right at us. Run. Oh,
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gosh. He's looking right at us. Run. Oh, there's another one. T-Rexes everywhere.
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there's another one. T-Rexes everywhere.
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there's another one. T-Rexes everywhere. Find somewhere to hide. Oh, this looks
18:34
Find somewhere to hide. Oh, this looks
18:34
Find somewhere to hide. Oh, this looks good. They'll never think to look for us
18:37
good. They'll never think to look for us
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good. They'll never think to look for us in here.
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in here.
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in here. Maybe the T-Rex will go away if we just
18:40
Maybe the T-Rex will go away if we just
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Maybe the T-Rex will go away if we just hang out in here for a while. She's got
18:42
hang out in here for a while. She's got
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hang out in here for a while. She's got no reason to hang out here. Just sit
18:43
no reason to hang out here. Just sit
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no reason to hang out here. Just sit here and be quiet and she'll go away. I
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here and be quiet and she'll go away. I
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here and be quiet and she'll go away. I don't understand. Why isn't she leaving?
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don't understand. Why isn't she leaving?
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don't understand. Why isn't she leaving? What possible?
18:51
What possible?
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What possible? Abandoned egg. Abandoned egg.
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I feel like I've just been born.
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I feel like I've just been born. Reborn
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Reborn
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Reborn as a dinosaur.
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as a dinosaur.
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as a dinosaur. I'm one of them now. Now I know why none
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I'm one of them now. Now I know why none
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I'm one of them now. Now I know why none of you were my dino. It turns out I'm my
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of you were my dino. It turns out I'm my
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of you were my dino. It turns out I'm my own dino. This is the most incredible
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own dino. This is the most incredible
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own dino. This is the most incredible feeling I've ever had. Finally, I know
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feeling I've ever had. Finally, I know
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feeling I've ever had. Finally, I know my place in this universe. The mystery
19:21
my place in this universe. The mystery
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my place in this universe. The mystery is solved. I'm my own dino. I'm my own
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is solved. I'm my own dino. I'm my own
19:25
is solved. I'm my own dino. I'm my own dino. Not my dino. Not my dino. Not my
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dino. Not my dino. Not my dino. Not my
19:28
dino. Not my dino. Not my dino. Not my dino. Not my dino. I'm my own dino.
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dino. Not my dino. I'm my own dino.
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dino. Not my dino. I'm my own dino. Big deal. I'm my own dino, too.
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Big deal. I'm my own dino, too.
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Big deal. I'm my own dino, too. Hey. Yeah. Me too.
19:37
Hey. Yeah. Me too.
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Hey. Yeah. Me too. That's right, guys. Cuz this is dinosaur
19:39
That's right, guys. Cuz this is dinosaur
19:39
That's right, guys. Cuz this is dinosaur world where everyone's free to be their
19:41
world where everyone's free to be their
19:41
world where everyone's free to be their own dino.
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own dino.
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own dino. Even the little baby cling on.
19:45
Even the little baby cling on.
19:45
Even the little baby cling on. I wonder if I'm a herbivore or a
19:47
I wonder if I'm a herbivore or a
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I wonder if I'm a herbivore or a carnivore. I feel like herbivores are
19:49
carnivore. I feel like herbivores are
19:49
carnivore. I feel like herbivores are cool cuz they're a little more peaceful.
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cool cuz they're a little more peaceful.
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cool cuz they're a little more peaceful. But I'm really craving chicken tenders.
19:54
But I'm really craving chicken tenders.
19:54
But I'm really craving chicken tenders. You guys eat chicken tenders once in a
19:55
You guys eat chicken tenders once in a
19:55
You guys eat chicken tenders once in a while, right? Well, I did hatch out of a
19:57
while, right? Well, I did hatch out of a
19:57
while, right? Well, I did hatch out of a T-Rex egg. Guess I'm just a carnivore.
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T-Rex egg. Guess I'm just a carnivore.
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T-Rex egg. Guess I'm just a carnivore. Or maybe I could have it all like this.
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Or maybe I could have it all like this.
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Or maybe I could have it all like this. Get it? Allosaurus. I know it's I know
20:06
Get it? Allosaurus. I know it's I know
20:06
Get it? Allosaurus. I know it's I know it's Allosaurus. Okay, it's a pun. Come
20:08
it's Allosaurus. Okay, it's a pun. Come
20:08
it's Allosaurus. Okay, it's a pun. Come on, you guys laugh. Jeez, dinosaurs have
20:11
on, you guys laugh. Jeez, dinosaurs have
20:11
on, you guys laugh. Jeez, dinosaurs have no sense of humor. I got to tell you
20:13
no sense of humor. I got to tell you
20:13
no sense of humor. I got to tell you guys, so far I really love being a
20:15
guys, so far I really love being a
20:15
guys, so far I really love being a dinosaur.
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dinosaur. You get to hang out outside and make
20:17
You get to hang out outside and make
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You get to hang out outside and make loud roaring noises. If you get hungry,
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loud roaring noises. If you get hungry,
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loud roaring noises. If you get hungry, you can eat your neighbors like these
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you can eat your neighbors like these
20:21
you can eat your neighbors like these velociaptors do. Ah, what a great world.
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velociaptors do. Ah, what a great world.
20:24
velociaptors do. Ah, what a great world. Ooh, what's this?
20:26
Ooh, what's this?
20:26
Ooh, what's this? It's some sort of place for information.
20:30
It's some sort of place for information.
20:30
It's some sort of place for information. Oh, look at this. Apparently, there
20:33
Oh, look at this. Apparently, there
20:33
Oh, look at this. Apparently, there aren't any dinosaur fossils in Florida.
20:35
aren't any dinosaur fossils in Florida.
20:35
aren't any dinosaur fossils in Florida. All these dinosaurs must have moved here
20:37
All these dinosaurs must have moved here
20:37
All these dinosaurs must have moved here from New York, too. But there were lots
20:39
from New York, too. But there were lots
20:39
from New York, too. But there were lots of other creatures like the giant
20:41
of other creatures like the giant
20:41
of other creatures like the giant armadillo. Sweet. I heard you should
20:44
armadillo. Sweet. I heard you should
20:44
armadillo. Sweet. I heard you should never touch a wild armadillo because
20:46
never touch a wild armadillo because
20:46
never touch a wild armadillo because they can carry leprosy. Is that true? Do
20:49
they can carry leprosy. Is that true? Do
20:49
they can carry leprosy. Is that true? Do armadillos carry leprosy?
20:51
armadillos carry leprosy?
20:51
armadillos carry leprosy? Oh, this is weird. I've been seeing
20:52
Oh, this is weird. I've been seeing
20:52
Oh, this is weird. I've been seeing these all around the park and I was
20:55
these all around the park and I was
20:55
these all around the park and I was wondering why they put so much work into
20:56
wondering why they put so much work into
20:56
wondering why they put so much work into these dinosaurs and then have these
20:58
these dinosaurs and then have these
20:58
these dinosaurs and then have these cheesy red ones poking out of eggs. And
21:00
cheesy red ones poking out of eggs. And
21:00
cheesy red ones poking out of eggs. And I just right now realized it's a trash
21:02
I just right now realized it's a trash
21:02
I just right now realized it's a trash can. It's a trash can. Genius. Over here
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can. It's a trash can. Genius. Over here
21:06
can. It's a trash can. Genius. Over here we got some triceratops. Over here we
21:08
we got some triceratops. Over here we
21:08
we got some triceratops. Over here we got a spiky little stigma.
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A smidge.
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A smidge. It's a dinosaur. We got a dinosaur. Man,
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It's a dinosaur. We got a dinosaur. Man,
21:18
It's a dinosaur. We got a dinosaur. Man, they got all kinds of dinosaurs here.
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they got all kinds of dinosaurs here.
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they got all kinds of dinosaurs here. And all of this is only an hour away
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And all of this is only an hour away
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And all of this is only an hour away from Disney World. Ooh, look at these
21:25
from Disney World. Ooh, look at these
21:25
from Disney World. Ooh, look at these little guys. They're ultraosauruses.
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little guys. They're ultraosauruses.
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little guys. They're ultraosauruses. They're the Ultra Dinosaur. Wonder if
21:29
They're the Ultra Dinosaur. Wonder if
21:29
They're the Ultra Dinosaur. Wonder if they're any relation to Ultra Man. Ooh,
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they're any relation to Ultra Man. Ooh,
21:31
they're any relation to Ultra Man. Ooh, what's this? Touch and tell. Okay, I'll
21:34
what's this? Touch and tell. Okay, I'll
21:34
what's this? Touch and tell. Okay, I'll try. Ow. Hey, you bit me. Really smart.
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try. Ow. Hey, you bit me. Really smart.
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try. Ow. Hey, you bit me. Really smart. Don't tell anyone about this.
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Don't tell anyone about this.
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Don't tell anyone about this. Okay. I just wanted to touch and tell,
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Okay. I just wanted to touch and tell,
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Okay. I just wanted to touch and tell, though.
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though.
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though. Just be careful if you come to Dinosaur
21:46
Just be careful if you come to Dinosaur
21:46
Just be careful if you come to Dinosaur World, guys. They can bite. All right.
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World, guys. They can bite. All right.
21:49
World, guys. They can bite. All right. There's a lot more stuff at Dinosaur
21:50
There's a lot more stuff at Dinosaur
21:50
There's a lot more stuff at Dinosaur World, but I'm running out of tape and
21:51
World, but I'm running out of tape and
21:51
World, but I'm running out of tape and batteries, which means we've got to
21:53
batteries, which means we've got to
21:53
batteries, which means we've got to hurry through our dinosaurs with unusual
21:55
hurry through our dinosaurs with unusual
21:55
hurry through our dinosaurs with unusual heads section. and come take a glimpse
21:57
heads section. and come take a glimpse
21:57
heads section. and come take a glimpse at the outside of the exploration cave.
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at the outside of the exploration cave.
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at the outside of the exploration cave. You're supposed to go inside the cave
22:03
You're supposed to go inside the cave
22:03
You're supposed to go inside the cave with a guide. Unfortunately, I just
22:04
with a guide. Unfortunately, I just
22:04
with a guide. Unfortunately, I just missed the last guided tour. Luckily,
22:07
missed the last guided tour. Luckily,
22:07
missed the last guided tour. Luckily, standing outside of the cave looks
22:09
standing outside of the cave looks
22:09
standing outside of the cave looks pretty awesome as well. And next door is
22:11
pretty awesome as well. And next door is
22:11
pretty awesome as well. And next door is this, the skeleton garden. This is where
22:15
this, the skeleton garden. This is where
22:15
this, the skeleton garden. This is where they bury all their friends after other
22:17
they bury all their friends after other
22:17
they bury all their friends after other dinosaurs eat them.
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dinosaurs eat them.
22:21
dinosaurs eat them. It's a dinosaur graveyard.
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Death comes for us all.
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Death comes for us all. But something much worse comes for you.
22:37
But something much worse comes for you.
22:37
But something much worse comes for you. For when you die, it will be without
22:41
For when you die, it will be without
22:41
For when you die, it will be without honor.
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honor.
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honor. Master Splinter was so wise.
22:45
Master Splinter was so wise.
22:45
Master Splinter was so wise. Well, I missed the cave.
22:47
Well, I missed the cave.
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Well, I missed the cave. Guess it's time to head down the old
22:48
Guess it's time to head down the old
22:48
Guess it's time to head down the old dino trail.
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dino trail.
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dino trail. Oh my gosh, look at all the blood. Oh,
22:54
Oh my gosh, look at all the blood. Oh,
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Oh my gosh, look at all the blood. Oh, don't look children. It's too
22:55
don't look children. It's too
22:55
don't look children. It's too terrifying.
22:56
terrifying.
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terrifying. The violence.
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The violence.
22:58
The violence. It's too horrible. Avert your eyes. Oh,
23:01
It's too horrible. Avert your eyes. Oh,
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It's too horrible. Avert your eyes. Oh, the humanity.
23:02
the humanity.
23:02
the humanity. They show you all the grumpy dinosaurs
23:04
They show you all the grumpy dinosaurs
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They show you all the grumpy dinosaurs last. Oh my gosh. Look at this. Even the
23:07
last. Oh my gosh. Look at this. Even the
23:08
last. Oh my gosh. Look at this. Even the little ones are murderers. They're
23:10
little ones are murderers. They're
23:10
little ones are murderers. They're eating that other dinos. Ew. They
23:12
eating that other dinos. Ew. They
23:12
eating that other dinos. Ew. They already ate his eyeballs.
23:15
already ate his eyeballs.
23:15
already ate his eyeballs. I don't think I want to be a dinosaur
23:17
I don't think I want to be a dinosaur
23:17
I don't think I want to be a dinosaur anymore.
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anymore.
23:17
anymore. These things are starting to scare me.
23:20
These things are starting to scare me.
23:20
These things are starting to scare me. What the heck? How can I go back to
23:22
What the heck? How can I go back to
23:22
What the heck? How can I go back to normal life when I know these kind of
23:24
normal life when I know these kind of
23:24
normal life when I know these kind of horrors exist? Look away, children. It's
23:27
horrors exist? Look away, children. It's
23:27
horrors exist? Look away, children. It's too ghastly. There must be a way to
23:29
too ghastly. There must be a way to
23:29
too ghastly. There must be a way to learn more. I know what to do. I'll head
23:31
learn more. I know what to do. I'll head
23:31
learn more. I know what to do. I'll head back through all the dinosaurs and go
23:32
back through all the dinosaurs and go
23:32
back through all the dinosaurs and go back to the front. They had a museum up
23:34
back to the front. They had a museum up
23:34
back to the front. They had a museum up there. I have to find out if all dinos
23:36
there. I have to find out if all dinos
23:36
there. I have to find out if all dinos were that horrible. And what happened to
23:38
were that horrible. And what happened to
23:38
were that horrible. And what happened to them? One thing for sure I can tell you
23:40
them? One thing for sure I can tell you
23:40
them? One thing for sure I can tell you right now, Dinosaur World is a lot
23:42
right now, Dinosaur World is a lot
23:42
right now, Dinosaur World is a lot bigger than I was expecting it to be,
23:43
bigger than I was expecting it to be,
23:44
bigger than I was expecting it to be, but also 10 times more awesome. So much
23:46
but also 10 times more awesome. So much
23:46
but also 10 times more awesome. So much to see and so much to do. But just one
23:49
to see and so much to do. But just one
23:49
to see and so much to do. But just one last thing for me. A visit to the
23:52
last thing for me. A visit to the
23:52
last thing for me. A visit to the museum. This will help me make a final
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museum. This will help me make a final
23:54
museum. This will help me make a final decision whether or not I want to be a
23:56
decision whether or not I want to be a
23:56
decision whether or not I want to be a dinosaur.
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dinosaur. What in the world? Sort of spooky in
24:01
What in the world? Sort of spooky in
24:01
What in the world? Sort of spooky in here.
24:01
here. Ooh, lots of information, though.
24:03
Ooh, lots of information, though.
24:03
Ooh, lots of information, though. Honestly, it's a little scary in here. I
24:06
Honestly, it's a little scary in here. I
24:06
Honestly, it's a little scary in here. I could hear some pretty
24:09
could hear some pretty
24:09
could hear some pretty strange noises. Hallway after hallway
24:13
strange noises. Hallway after hallway
24:13
strange noises. Hallway after hallway after hallway. I think we're getting
24:14
after hallway. I think we're getting
24:14
after hallway. I think we're getting closer.
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closer.
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closer. Hear that? What is that? What the heck?
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They're real dinosaurs are real. They're
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They're real dinosaurs are real. They're calling to me.
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calling to me.
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calling to me. I knew it. I knew I would find you guys.
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I knew it. I knew I would find you guys.
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I knew it. I knew I would find you guys. So, I am a dinosaur after all. I am. I
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So, I am a dinosaur after all. I am. I
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So, I am a dinosaur after all. I am. I am. Well, guys, I'm afraid that settles
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am. Well, guys, I'm afraid that settles
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am. Well, guys, I'm afraid that settles it.
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it.
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it. It turns out I'm a dinosaur. And I've
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It turns out I'm a dinosaur. And I've
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It turns out I'm a dinosaur. And I've made a decision. I can't leave my fellow
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made a decision. I can't leave my fellow
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made a decision. I can't leave my fellow dinosaurs behind. I'm staying here
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dinosaurs behind. I'm staying here
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dinosaurs behind. I'm staying here forever. This is my world now. Thank you
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forever. This is my world now. Thank you
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forever. This is my world now. Thank you all for watching and coming on this
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all for watching and coming on this
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all for watching and coming on this journey of discovery with me. I guess
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journey of discovery with me. I guess
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journey of discovery with me. I guess that's all we have for today. I'm off to
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that's all we have for today. I'm off to
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that's all we have for today. I'm off to be a dinosaur. You've done your duty. Go
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be a dinosaur. You've done your duty. Go
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be a dinosaur. You've done your duty. Go home and sleep well.
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home and sleep well.
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home and sleep well. I'm back, fellas. I'm ready to be a
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I'm back, fellas. I'm ready to be a
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I'm back, fellas. I'm ready to be a dinosaur.
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[Music] Dinosaur World. Now that's our dino.
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Dinosaur World. Now that's our dino.
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Dinosaur World. Now that's our dino. Look at that. Look right there. See that
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Look at that. Look right there. See that
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Look at that. Look right there. See that little lizard?
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little lizard?
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little lizard? He's getting a piggyback ride. Piggyback
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He's getting a piggyback ride. Piggyback
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He's getting a piggyback ride. Piggyback ride. Me next. Me next. Come on. It's my
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ride. Me next. Me next. Come on. It's my
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ride. Me next. Me next. Come on. It's my turn. Stupid dinosaurs. This is why you
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turn. Stupid dinosaurs. This is why you
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turn. Stupid dinosaurs. This is why you went extinct.