Oceanic Arts. Tiki, Adam the Woo, Arnold Schwarzenegger?

0:03 Aloha.

0:03 Aloha. It's the sometimes vlog. It's a vlog

0:07 It's the sometimes vlog. It's a vlog

0:07 It's the sometimes vlog. It's a vlog that happens sometimes. Hello everybody.

0:10 that happens sometimes. Hello everybody.

0:10 that happens sometimes. Hello everybody. It sounds so funny when I don't know why

0:12 It sounds so funny when I don't know why

0:12 It sounds so funny when I don't know why that strikes me as funny when I say

0:14 that strikes me as funny when I say

0:14 that strikes me as funny when I say hello everybody, but hello everybody.

0:16 hello everybody, but hello everybody.

0:16 hello everybody, but hello everybody. Welcome back to Oceanic Arts. This is my

0:20 Welcome back to Oceanic Arts. This is my

0:20 Welcome back to Oceanic Arts. This is my good friend Jam Jam the Tiki, also known

0:24 good friend Jam Jam the Tiki, also known

0:24 good friend Jam Jam the Tiki, also known as Adam the Woo. And here's Hank over

0:29 as Adam the Woo. And here's Hank over

0:29 as Adam the Woo. And here's Hank over here. I call him Zoso.

0:31 here. I call him Zoso.

0:31 here. I call him Zoso. Actually, in my vlog today, I called him

0:33 Actually, in my vlog today, I called him

0:33 Actually, in my vlog today, I called him Zoso the entire time.

0:34 Zoso the entire time.

0:34 Zoso the entire time. Zoso, you're from not as God biblical

0:37 Zoso, you're from not as God biblical

0:37 Zoso, you're from not as God biblical day. But this is the first time you've

0:38 day. But this is the first time you've

0:38 day. But this is the first time you've ever been to Oceanic Arts.

0:40 ever been to Oceanic Arts.

0:40 ever been to Oceanic Arts. He came here a long time ago.

0:41 He came here a long time ago.

0:41 He came here a long time ago. Long time. I haven't

0:43 Long time. I haven't

0:44 Long time. I haven't This is the first time in a decade.

0:45 This is the first time in a decade.

0:45 This is the first time in a decade. Never been to Nether region.

0:47 Never been to Nether region.

0:47 Never been to Nether region. Oh, he's never been to the ne the Nether

0:49 Oh, he's never been to the ne the Nether

0:49 Oh, he's never been to the ne the Nether region.

0:49 region.

0:49 region. He's been here as Hank, but he's never

0:51 He's been here as Hank, but he's never

0:51 He's been here as Hank, but he's never been here as Zos.

0:51 been here as Zos.

0:52 been here as Zos. Oh, he's never been here as Zoa. So,

0:54 Oh, he's never been here as Zoa. So,

0:54 Oh, he's never been here as Zoa. So, we're here inside of Oceanic Arts

0:57 we're here inside of Oceanic Arts

0:57 we're here inside of Oceanic Arts looking at wild men and things from Papa

1:02 looking at wild men and things from Papa

1:02 looking at wild men and things from Papa New Guinea and tikis from Hawaii. All

1:06 New Guinea and tikis from Hawaii. All

1:06 New Guinea and tikis from Hawaii. All kinds of wonderful things. Adam,

1:10 kinds of wonderful things. Adam,

1:10 kinds of wonderful things. Adam, are you enjoying the wonderful things?

1:14 are you enjoying the wonderful things?

1:14 are you enjoying the wonderful things? He is. He's just not going to answer

1:15 He is. He's just not going to answer

1:15 He is. He's just not going to answer because he went around the corner. Look

1:17 because he went around the corner. Look

1:17 because he went around the corner. Look at all this stuff.

1:19 at all this stuff.

1:19 at all this stuff. If you've ever seen the random land

1:22 If you've ever seen the random land

1:22 If you've ever seen the random land about oceanic arts, you will know all

1:24 about oceanic arts, you will know all

1:24 about oceanic arts, you will know all about its history, its founding, and all

1:27 about its history, its founding, and all

1:27 about its history, its founding, and all of the wonderful, amazing things that

1:30 of the wonderful, amazing things that

1:30 of the wonderful, amazing things that they have in here. I was gone in

1:32 they have in here. I was gone in

1:32 they have in here. I was gone in Northern California for a week. When I

1:34 Northern California for a week. When I

1:34 Northern California for a week. When I come back to Southern California, I feel

1:35 come back to Southern California, I feel

1:35 come back to Southern California, I feel so many wonderful so many wonderful

1:37 so many wonderful so many wonderful

1:37 so many wonderful so many wonderful things.

1:37 things.

1:37 things. Wonderful things. When I leave Southern

1:40 Wonderful things. When I leave Southern

1:40 Wonderful things. When I leave Southern California, I always want to come back

1:41 California, I always want to come back

1:41 California, I always want to come back here and go full tiki.

1:43 here and go full tiki.

1:43 here and go full tiki. A land of bamboo.

1:45 A land of bamboo.

1:45 A land of bamboo. Have you gone full tiki? Have you ever

1:47 Have you gone full tiki? Have you ever

1:47 Have you gone full tiki? Have you ever seen this much bamboo inside of a tweet?

1:49 seen this much bamboo inside of a tweet?

1:49 seen this much bamboo inside of a tweet? I tweeted you the other day. I actually

1:51 I tweeted you the other day. I actually

1:51 I tweeted you the other day. I actually heard a girl talking to her friend at

1:53 heard a girl talking to her friend at

1:53 heard a girl talking to her friend at Disney about saying, "Have you ever gone

1:55 Disney about saying, "Have you ever gone

1:55 Disney about saying, "Have you ever gone full Disney?"

1:55 full Disney?"

1:56 full Disney?" Full Disney,

1:56 Full Disney,

1:56 Full Disney, which is a kickback to what you said in

1:58 which is a kickback to what you said in

1:58 which is a kickback to what you said in my 24hour.

2:00 my 24hour.

2:00 my 24hour. Well, really what you said, but what I

2:02 Well, really what you said, but what I

2:02 Well, really what you said, but what I said to you and then you said, well, in

2:03 said to you and then you said, well, in

2:03 said to you and then you said, well, in my video, it's become a thing now.

2:05 my video, it's become a thing now.

2:05 my video, it's become a thing now. Yeah. We went to the 24-hour Disney

2:07 Yeah. We went to the 24-hour Disney

2:07 Yeah. We went to the 24-hour Disney event.

2:07 event.

2:07 event. You ever gone full Disney?

2:08 You ever gone full Disney?

2:08 You ever gone full Disney? And this guy was so tired.

2:10 And this guy was so tired.

2:10 And this guy was so tired. He was laying down next to an outlet and

2:12 He was laying down next to an outlet and

2:12 He was laying down next to an outlet and he illegally plugged this.

2:14 he illegally plugged this.

2:14 he illegally plugged this. I'm wearing the same shirt. That was in

2:15 I'm wearing the same shirt. That was in

2:15 I'm wearing the same shirt. That was in your vlog yesterday.

2:16 your vlog yesterday.

2:16 your vlog yesterday. Third day in a row, you said.

2:18 Third day in a row, you said.

2:18 Third day in a row, you said. Second day in a row.

2:19 Second day in a row.

2:19 Second day in a row. Second day in a row. Adam's wearing

2:20 Second day in a row. Adam's wearing

2:20 Second day in a row. Adam's wearing I'm going to change today though. As far

2:22 I'm going to change today though. As far

2:22 I'm going to change today though. As far as you know,

2:22 as you know,

2:22 as you know, I changed my clothes.

2:25 I changed my clothes.

2:25 I changed my clothes. Did you? You're also wearing the same

2:26 Did you? You're also wearing the same

2:26 Did you? You're also wearing the same feet. See, yesterday you might have been

2:28 feet. See, yesterday you might have been

2:28 feet. See, yesterday you might have been wearing this with your jacket on,

2:29 wearing this with your jacket on,

2:29 wearing this with your jacket on, though.

2:29 though.

2:29 though. No, no, no, no, no, no. It was a

2:31 No, no, no, no, no, no. It was a

2:31 No, no, no, no, no, no. It was a different shirt that I sweated into and

2:32 different shirt that I sweated into and

2:32 different shirt that I sweated into and then removed for cleanliness and

2:35 then removed for cleanliness and

2:35 then removed for cleanliness and hygiene.

2:36 hygiene.

2:36 hygiene. So, you're saying they rent these out?

2:38 So, you're saying they rent these out?

2:38 So, you're saying they rent these out? They rent these out seriously for like

2:40 They rent these out seriously for like

2:40 They rent these out seriously for like cheap. Like 20 bucks a day or 25 bucks a

2:43 cheap. Like 20 bucks a day or 25 bucks a

2:43 cheap. Like 20 bucks a day or 25 bucks a day. For $ 20 to $30 a day, you could

2:45 day. For $ 20 to $30 a day, you could

2:45 day. For $ 20 to $30 a day, you could rent this for a week for $140 and just

2:49 rent this for a week for $140 and just

2:49 rent this for a week for $140 and just hang out next to it.

2:49 hang out next to it.

2:50 hang out next to it. That's what I'm saying. So, I once

2:51 That's what I'm saying. So, I once

2:51 That's what I'm saying. So, I once rented one of these, put it on the

2:53 rented one of these, put it on the

2:53 rented one of these, put it on the corner in where was that? In Lakewood

2:56 corner in where was that? In Lakewood

2:56 corner in where was that? In Lakewood somewhere. I rented one of these. I put

2:58 somewhere. I rented one of these. I put

2:58 somewhere. I rented one of these. I put it on I rented one of Whoa. It was one

3:01 it on I rented one of Whoa. It was one

3:01 it on I rented one of Whoa. It was one of these. I rented him one of these, put

3:03 of these. I rented him one of these, put

3:03 of these. I rented him one of these, put it on the corner in front of a Taco Bell

3:04 it on the corner in front of a Taco Bell

3:04 it on the corner in front of a Taco Bell and stood next to it

3:06 and stood next to it

3:06 and stood next to it on the street corner for like an hour.

3:08 on the street corner for like an hour.

3:08 on the street corner for like an hour. Did you sometimes vlog it?

3:09 Did you sometimes vlog it?

3:09 Did you sometimes vlog it? No, it was a long

3:11 No, it was a long

3:12 No, it was a long time. But I always think if I just had

3:13 time. But I always think if I just had

3:14 time. But I always think if I just had $500 or $600, we could throw the most

3:15 $500 or $600, we could throw the most

3:16 $500 or $600, we could throw the most epic meet up party. I think he might be

3:18 epic meet up party. I think he might be

3:18 epic meet up party. I think he might be vlogging a vlog or taking a picture of a

3:21 vlogging a vlog or taking a picture of a

3:21 vlogging a vlog or taking a picture of a vlog.

3:21 vlog.

3:21 vlog. We're all vlogging each other.

3:23 We're all vlogging each other.

3:23 We're all vlogging each other. Oh, we're all vlogging. Actually, I've

3:25 Oh, we're all vlogging. Actually, I've

3:25 Oh, we're all vlogging. Actually, I've already done my daily vlog.

3:26 already done my daily vlog.

3:26 already done my daily vlog. Look, it's 2015. This is how people hang

3:28 Look, it's 2015. This is how people hang

3:28 Look, it's 2015. This is how people hang out in 2015 with squares

3:30 out in 2015 with squares

3:30 out in 2015 with squares talking to Justin Scares of over here.

3:33 talking to Justin Scares of over here.

3:33 talking to Justin Scares of over here. Look at all this stuff. Look at these

3:35 Look at all this stuff. Look at these

3:35 Look at all this stuff. Look at these beautiful palm frron masks.

3:38 beautiful palm frron masks.

3:38 beautiful palm frron masks. Did you ever see the random land about

3:40 Did you ever see the random land about

3:40 Did you ever see the random land about the history?

3:41 the history?

3:41 the history? I did. I was telling Zoo about it

3:43 I did. I was telling Zoo about it

3:43 I did. I was telling Zoo about it actually.

3:44 actually.

3:44 actually. Did you enjoy watching it?

3:45 Did you enjoy watching it?

3:45 Did you enjoy watching it? I enjoyed it very much.

3:46 I enjoyed it very much.

3:46 I enjoyed it very much. I enjoyed it. You enjoy watching it.

3:49 I enjoyed it. You enjoy watching it.

3:50 I enjoyed it. You enjoy watching it. He will see it. He'll probably go home

3:51 He will see it. He'll probably go home

3:51 He will see it. He'll probably go home and he's going to watch it now.

3:52 and he's going to watch it now.

3:52 and he's going to watch it now. He's going to watch it right now and

3:53 He's going to watch it right now and

3:54 He's going to watch it right now and then we can turn it. We can show it on

3:56 then we can turn it. We can show it on

3:56 then we can turn it. We can show it on your screen on this screen and then

3:58 your screen on this screen and then

3:58 your screen on this screen and then everyone can watch it together.

4:00 everyone can watch it together.

4:00 everyone can watch it together. I think I was actually wearing this

4:01 I think I was actually wearing this

4:01 I think I was actually wearing this shirt when I did that video.

4:02 shirt when I did that video.

4:02 shirt when I did that video. I think you were.

4:03 I think you were.

4:03 I think you were. So, this has pretty much become my de

4:05 So, this has pretty much become my de

4:05 So, this has pretty much become my de facto oceanic arts wearing shirt. See, I

4:08 facto oceanic arts wearing shirt. See, I

4:08 facto oceanic arts wearing shirt. See, I moved.

4:09 moved.

4:09 moved. It's very tiki. It's a very tikiesque

4:11 It's very tiki. It's a very tikiesque

4:11 It's very tiki. It's a very tikiesque kind of shirt.

4:11 kind of shirt.

4:12 kind of shirt. See, I got divorced and I moved out of

4:14 See, I got divorced and I moved out of

4:14 See, I got divorced and I moved out of my house where I had constructed tiki

4:15 my house where I had constructed tiki

4:15 my house where I had constructed tiki bathroom

4:16 bathroom

4:16 bathroom of your home.

4:17 of your home.

4:17 of your home. Of my home. You remember the tiki

4:18 Of my home. You remember the tiki

4:18 Of my home. You remember the tiki bathroom?

4:19 bathroom?

4:19 bathroom? I do.

4:19 I do.

4:19 I do. And now I'm in just I'm in a little

4:21 And now I'm in just I'm in a little

4:21 And now I'm in just I'm in a little bunker, but I have this nook.

4:23 bunker, but I have this nook.

4:23 bunker, but I have this nook. And I actually witnessed your bunker

4:24 And I actually witnessed your bunker

4:24 And I actually witnessed your bunker last night for the first time. You came

4:25 last night for the first time. You came

4:25 last night for the first time. You came to the bunker.

4:26 to the bunker.

4:26 to the bunker. I did depart before this morning, but

4:27 I did depart before this morning, but

4:27 I did depart before this morning, but last night I saw a little bit of

4:29 last night I saw a little bit of

4:29 last night I saw a little bit of tikiness.

4:30 tikiness.

4:30 tikiness. Just a little beginning to rear ugly

4:33 Just a little beginning to rear ugly

4:33 Just a little beginning to rear ugly head

4:33 head

4:33 head of tikiness. So, I have to come to

4:36 of tikiness. So, I have to come to

4:36 of tikiness. So, I have to come to Oceanic Arts and start all over again

4:39 Oceanic Arts and start all over again

4:39 Oceanic Arts and start all over again with the tiki bunker. I might need some

4:42 with the tiki bunker. I might need some

4:42 with the tiki bunker. I might need some coconuts. You ever seen a sack this big

4:45 coconuts. You ever seen a sack this big

4:45 coconuts. You ever seen a sack this big with coconuts in it?

4:47 with coconuts in it?

4:48 with coconuts in it? No. Not actually.

4:50 No. Not actually.

4:50 No. Not actually. It's okay. There's nothing wrong with a

4:52 It's okay. There's nothing wrong with a

4:52 It's okay. There's nothing wrong with a coconut sack. How much is this coconut?

4:54 coconut sack. How much is this coconut?

4:54 coconut sack. How much is this coconut? It's actually pretty reasonable. It's

4:55 It's actually pretty reasonable. It's

4:55 It's actually pretty reasonable. It's only $40.

4:56 only $40.

4:56 only $40. $40 for a sack?

4:57 $40 for a sack?

4:58 $40 for a sack? That's pretty good. It was like six

4:59 That's pretty good. It was like six

4:59 That's pretty good. It was like six coconut. That's like half of a dozen.

5:01 coconut. That's like half of a dozen.

5:01 coconut. That's like half of a dozen. But I I want to and a net 40 bucks.

5:04 But I I want to and a net 40 bucks.

5:04 But I I want to and a net 40 bucks. That's just

5:04 That's just

5:04 That's just $10. So $10 at a time. $5 at a time. $2

5:07 $10. So $10 at a time. $5 at a time. $2

5:07 $10. So $10 at a time. $5 at a time. $2 at a time because I have absolutely

5:10 at a time because I have absolutely

5:10 at a time because I have absolutely no money. I am starting to retikify. Is

5:15 no money. I am starting to retikify. Is

5:15 no money. I am starting to retikify. Is that a word? It's a word now. We're

5:17 that a word? It's a word now. We're

5:17 that a word? It's a word now. We're going to retikify

5:19 going to retikify

5:19 going to retikify my life with just a little hint.

5:21 my life with just a little hint.

5:22 my life with just a little hint. Just a smackerel.

5:23 Just a smackerel.

5:23 Just a smackerel. So are these real coconuts?

5:24 So are these real coconuts?

5:24 So are these real coconuts? Those are real coconuts.

5:25 Those are real coconuts.

5:25 Those are real coconuts. I never realized how hollow coconuts

5:27 I never realized how hollow coconuts

5:27 I never realized how hollow coconuts were. I think they're just because

5:28 were. I think they're just because

5:28 were. I think they're just because they're drained out. They drain all the

5:30 they're drained out. They drain all the

5:30 they're drained out. They drain all the milk out of them.

5:30 milk out of them.

5:30 milk out of them. If I had my ice skate, I could just

5:34 If I had my ice skate, I could just

5:34 If I had my ice skate, I could just There'd be no satisfaction because

5:36 There'd be no satisfaction because

5:36 There'd be no satisfaction because there's no liquid in there.

5:37 there's no liquid in there.

5:37 there's no liquid in there. There's no liquid.

5:37 There's no liquid.

5:37 There's no liquid. They drain them out so that they dry up

5:39 They drain them out so that they dry up

5:40 They drain them out so that they dry up as a prop forever.

5:41 as a prop forever.

5:41 as a prop forever. Wamp wamp wamp.

5:43 Wamp wamp wamp.

5:43 Wamp wamp wamp. Well, did you really want milk or did

5:45 Well, did you really want milk or did

5:45 Well, did you really want milk or did you just want to put it in your tiki?

5:46 you just want to put it in your tiki?

5:46 you just want to put it in your tiki? I thought it was water.

5:47 I thought it was water.

5:47 I thought it was water. No, it's it's not. It's milk. It's

5:49 No, it's it's not. It's milk. It's

5:49 No, it's it's not. It's milk. It's coconut milk.

5:50 coconut milk.

5:50 coconut milk. You go to the store and you buy coconut

5:51 You go to the store and you buy coconut

5:51 You go to the store and you buy coconut water. You don't buy coconut milk.

5:53 water. You don't buy coconut milk.

5:53 water. You don't buy coconut milk. Well, they're putting coconut milk into

5:55 Well, they're putting coconut milk into

5:55 Well, they're putting coconut milk into the water. just siphon it like a straw.

5:56 the water. just siphon it like a straw.

5:56 the water. just siphon it like a straw. And then

5:57 And then

5:57 And then somebody go over to Adam the Woo's

5:59 somebody go over to Adam the Woo's

5:59 somebody go over to Adam the Woo's Instagram, Adam Dwoo, and explain to him

6:02 Instagram, Adam Dwoo, and explain to him

6:02 Instagram, Adam Dwoo, and explain to him how coconuts work because I lack the

6:05 how coconuts work because I lack the

6:05 how coconuts work because I lack the necessary scientific knowledge to

6:07 necessary scientific knowledge to

6:08 necessary scientific knowledge to explain. Look at all these books.

6:10 explain. Look at all these books.

6:10 explain. Look at all these books. Wonderful tiki books. And if you've ever

6:12 Wonderful tiki books. And if you've ever

6:12 Wonderful tiki books. And if you've ever seen this,

6:13 seen this,

6:13 seen this, we have the famous Arnold Tiki. Come on

6:16 we have the famous Arnold Tiki. Come on

6:16 we have the famous Arnold Tiki. Come on over here.

6:17 over here.

6:17 over here. Come on. Stick a stogy in me. Stick it

6:20 Come on. Stick a stogy in me. Stick it

6:20 Come on. Stick a stogy in me. Stick it in my eye. Look into my eyes. See what's

6:22 in my eye. Look into my eyes. See what's

6:22 in my eye. Look into my eyes. See what's going on in there. You tanicked.

6:25 going on in there. You tanicked.

6:25 going on in there. You tanicked. Look at this. I have a peek. So oceanic

6:28 Look at this. I have a peek. So oceanic

6:28 Look at this. I have a peek. So oceanic arts is full. What are you Jeff right

6:30 arts is full. What are you Jeff right

6:30 arts is full. What are you Jeff right now?

6:30 now?

6:30 now? Yeah. Well, there's no shower. Oh,

6:31 Yeah. Well, there's no shower. Oh,

6:31 Yeah. Well, there's no shower. Oh, you heard that Jeff?

6:32 you heard that Jeff?

6:32 you heard that Jeff? Yeah, he won't.

6:33 Yeah, he won't.

6:33 Yeah, he won't. What? What? What does Jeff Hold on the

6:35 What? What? What does Jeff Hold on the

6:35 What? What? What does Jeff Hold on the obligatory?

6:36 obligatory?

6:36 obligatory? What do you know Jeff Heimbuk most for?

6:38 What do you know Jeff Heimbuk most for?

6:38 What do you know Jeff Heimbuk most for? Keep it clean.

6:40 Keep it clean.

6:40 Keep it clean. He won't pee in the shower or in the

6:42 He won't pee in the shower or in the

6:42 He won't pee in the shower or in the ocean.

6:42 ocean.

6:42 ocean. No, no, he he says he won't.

6:45 No, no, he he says he won't.

6:45 No, no, he he says he won't. But we think that he does, but we talked

6:47 But we think that he does, but we talked

6:47 But we think that he does, but we talked about that in too many other places.

6:49 about that in too many other places.

6:49 about that in too many other places. So, okay. So, this place is full of like

6:51 So, okay. So, this place is full of like

6:51 So, okay. So, this place is full of like tiki mugs from all these legendary tiki

6:53 tiki mugs from all these legendary tiki

6:53 tiki mugs from all these legendary tiki places. They have artifacts.

6:54 places. They have artifacts.

6:54 places. They have artifacts. Am I getting some coconut milk right

6:56 Am I getting some coconut milk right

6:56 Am I getting some coconut milk right now?

6:56 now? Maybe some am I getting some coconut

6:58 Maybe some am I getting some coconut

6:58 Maybe some am I getting some coconut water?

6:58 water?

6:58 water? They have artifacts from all over

7:01 They have artifacts from all over

7:01 They have artifacts from all over Polynia from the 60s. They have art by

7:03 Polynia from the 60s. They have art by

7:03 Polynia from the 60s. They have art by Look at here's a piece of shag artwork.

7:05 Look at here's a piece of shag artwork.

7:05 Look at here's a piece of shag artwork. But look up here.

7:07 But look up here.

7:08 But look up here. I made that. I made it. I made it. Ma,

7:11 I made that. I made it. I made it. Ma,

7:11 I made that. I made it. I made it. Ma, look right here. A sign from Disney

7:13 look right here. A sign from Disney

7:13 look right here. A sign from Disney World. And right here, something I

7:16 World. And right here, something I

7:16 World. And right here, something I created. I did it. my top of the world.

7:19 created. I did it. my top of the world.

7:19 created. I did it. my top of the world. Not Disneyland. Disney World. WDW for

7:23 Not Disneyland. Disney World. WDW for

7:23 Not Disneyland. Disney World. WDW for all those.

7:23 all those.

7:23 all those. So, does that look Does that look

7:25 So, does that look Does that look

7:25 So, does that look Does that look familiar to you? Because you spent quite

7:26 familiar to you? Because you spent quite

7:26 familiar to you? Because you spent quite a lot of time at Walt Disney World.

7:28 a lot of time at Walt Disney World.

7:28 a lot of time at Walt Disney World. Looks something out of the basically the

7:30 Looks something out of the basically the

7:30 Looks something out of the basically the Polynesian Hotel.

7:31 Polynesian Hotel.

7:31 Polynesian Hotel. Nailed it.

7:32 Nailed it.

7:32 Nailed it. See, there's something wrong with this

7:33 See, there's something wrong with this

7:33 See, there's something wrong with this though. And everyone's been asking

7:35 though. And everyone's been asking

7:35 though. And everyone's been asking because of the other video.

7:36 because of the other video.

7:36 because of the other video. Show them again.

7:37 Show them again.

7:38 Show them again. Show them again up close.

7:39 Show them again up close.

7:39 Show them again up close. But I think what's wrong with this and I

7:41 But I think what's wrong with this and I

7:41 But I think what's wrong with this and I don't know the layout of the Polynesian

7:42 don't know the layout of the Polynesian

7:42 don't know the layout of the Polynesian resort well enough to know. People are

7:44 resort well enough to know. People are

7:44 resort well enough to know. People are like, "There's no misspelling on here.

7:45 like, "There's no misspelling on here.

7:45 like, "There's no misspelling on here. People have analyzed it and looked at

7:47 People have analyzed it and looked at

7:47 People have analyzed it and looked at it, but the thing is is I'm pretty sure

7:49 it, but the thing is is I'm pretty sure

7:49 it, but the thing is is I'm pretty sure what the mistake was is that whatever's

7:51 what the mistake was is that whatever's

7:51 what the mistake was is that whatever's on the other side of this was supposed

7:52 on the other side of this was supposed

7:52 on the other side of this was supposed to be on the other side of a different

7:54 to be on the other side of a different

7:54 to be on the other side of a different Oh, then there's Bob

7:55 Oh, then there's Bob

7:55 Oh, then there's Bob Van.

7:57 Van.

7:57 Van. And I'm filming right now for more for

7:59 And I'm filming right now for more for

7:59 And I'm filming right now for more for more. It's Bob Vaning.

8:01 more. It's Bob Vaning.

8:01 more. It's Bob Vaning. Oh, boy. Uhoh.

8:02 Oh, boy. Uhoh.

8:02 Oh, boy. Uhoh. Who?

8:03 Who?

8:03 Who? This is his place. This is your place.

8:06 This is his place. This is your place.

8:06 This is his place. This is your place. We come back all the way around to you

8:08 We come back all the way around to you

8:08 We come back all the way around to you in one second. Bob, this is Adam. This

8:10 in one second. Bob, this is Adam. This

8:10 in one second. Bob, this is Adam. This is my friend Adam. And he

8:11 is my friend Adam. And he

8:11 is my friend Adam. And he drinking some coconut milk.

8:12 drinking some coconut milk.

8:12 drinking some coconut milk. This is Hank coconut milk.

8:14 This is Hank coconut milk.

8:14 This is Hank coconut milk. Very good. which is also known as

8:15 Very good. which is also known as

8:15 Very good. which is also known as coconut.

8:16 coconut.

8:16 coconut. So when you when you pry open a coconut,

8:18 So when you when you pry open a coconut,

8:18 So when you when you pry open a coconut, does milk

8:19 does milk

8:19 does milk Adam's going to ask Bob about coconuts.

8:21 Adam's going to ask Bob about coconuts.

8:21 Adam's going to ask Bob about coconuts. Bob knows about coconuts because Bob and

8:24 Bob knows about coconuts because Bob and

8:24 Bob knows about coconuts because Bob and Leroy Schmaltz, who's the carver here,

8:26 Leroy Schmaltz, who's the carver here,

8:26 Leroy Schmaltz, who's the carver here, who carved all these crazy tikis,

8:28 who carved all these crazy tikis,

8:28 who carved all these crazy tikis, probably every famous tiki ever in the

8:32 probably every famous tiki ever in the

8:32 probably every famous tiki ever in the United States. They went around

8:34 United States. They went around

8:34 United States. They went around Polynesia in the 1960s from island to

8:36 Polynesia in the 1960s from island to

8:36 Polynesia in the 1960s from island to island to island in all these boats.

8:38 island to island in all these boats.

8:38 island to island in all these boats. They collected all kinds of tiki

8:39 They collected all kinds of tiki

8:40 They collected all kinds of tiki artifacts. So they really strongly

8:41 artifacts. So they really strongly

8:41 artifacts. So they really strongly influenced Tiki culture all over the

8:44 influenced Tiki culture all over the

8:44 influenced Tiki culture all over the world. I love this stuff. Tiki of course

8:46 world. I love this stuff. Tiki of course

8:46 world. I love this stuff. Tiki of course goes up and down in popularity, mostly

8:48 goes up and down in popularity, mostly

8:48 goes up and down in popularity, mostly way down since the 1960s, but I love the

8:50 way down since the 1960s, but I love the

8:50 way down since the 1960s, but I love the whole fantasy tropical make your own

8:54 whole fantasy tropical make your own

8:54 whole fantasy tropical make your own tropical destination nature of it. It's

8:57 tropical destination nature of it. It's

8:57 tropical destination nature of it. It's pretty cool. So Bob is now we're BFFs.

9:02 pretty cool. So Bob is now we're BFFs.

9:02 pretty cool. So Bob is now we're BFFs. Me and Bob and Leroyy's back here

9:04 Me and Bob and Leroyy's back here

9:04 Me and Bob and Leroyy's back here somewhere probably working, carving,

9:06 somewhere probably working, carving,

9:06 somewhere probably working, carving, cooking up some more tiki goodness. So

9:08 cooking up some more tiki goodness. So

9:08 cooking up some more tiki goodness. So they've never stopped since n since the

9:11 they've never stopped since n since the

9:11 they've never stopped since n since the 1950s. They have never stopped creating

9:14 1950s. They have never stopped creating

9:14 1950s. They have never stopped creating artificial fantasy.

9:16 artificial fantasy.

9:16 artificial fantasy. I'm guessing goodness primitive area

9:18 I'm guessing goodness primitive area

9:18 I'm guessing goodness primitive area judging by the size.

9:19 judging by the size.

9:19 judging by the size. Well, look at that. Those are the

9:20 Well, look at that. Those are the

9:20 Well, look at that. Those are the original

9:21 original

9:21 original Oh,

9:22 Oh,

9:22 Oh, those are actual artifacts. OG

9:24 those are actual artifacts. OG

9:24 those are actual artifacts. OG OG from the ' 60s. They traveled all

9:27 OG from the ' 60s. They traveled all

9:27 OG from the ' 60s. They traveled all around in a boat and collected real.

9:29 around in a boat and collected real.

9:29 around in a boat and collected real. Look at this. Okay, so when we're in

9:30 Look at this. Okay, so when we're in

9:30 Look at this. Okay, so when we're in here doing the random land thing, I only

9:32 here doing the random land thing, I only

9:32 here doing the random land thing, I only got some of it. Bob was explaining to me

9:34 got some of it. Bob was explaining to me

9:34 got some of it. Bob was explaining to me all these weapons here. He's like, "Oh,

9:36 all these weapons here. He's like, "Oh,

9:36 all these weapons here. He's like, "Oh, yeah. This is a he's a shark teeth saw."

9:38 yeah. This is a he's a shark teeth saw."

9:38 yeah. This is a he's a shark teeth saw." And what you do is you put that on

9:39 And what you do is you put that on

9:40 And what you do is you put that on someone's neck and it really rips the

9:41 someone's neck and it really rips the

9:41 someone's neck and it really rips the throat open and just blood coming

9:43 throat open and just blood coming

9:43 throat open and just blood coming everywhere. Like he Bob is Bob is an

9:45 everywhere. Like he Bob is Bob is an

9:46 everywhere. Like he Bob is Bob is an older gentleman now, but he still knows

9:49 older gentleman now, but he still knows

9:49 older gentleman now, but he still knows how to party.

9:49 how to party.

9:49 how to party. He knows He knows how to potty.

9:51 He knows He knows how to potty.

9:51 He knows He knows how to potty. He knows how to potty. Stick a shaku

9:53 He knows how to potty. Stick a shaku

9:53 He knows how to potty. Stick a shaku knife in me.

9:54 knife in me.

9:54 knife in me. Look at my throat. See what's going on

9:56 Look at my throat. See what's going on

9:56 Look at my throat. See what's going on in the air when you turn it.

9:57 in the air when you turn it.

9:57 in the air when you turn it. He's like He's like explaining to me all

9:59 He's like He's like explaining to me all

9:59 He's like He's like explaining to me all the different kinds of poisons they put

10:00 the different kinds of poisons they put

10:00 the different kinds of poisons they put on these darts in New Guinea and all

10:02 on these darts in New Guinea and all

10:02 on these darts in New Guinea and all kinds of stuff. So, if you ever come to

10:03 kinds of stuff. So, if you ever come to

10:03 kinds of stuff. So, if you ever come to Oceanic Arts and you want a good story

10:05 Oceanic Arts and you want a good story

10:06 Oceanic Arts and you want a good story about murder in a in a tropical

10:08 about murder in a in a tropical

10:08 about murder in a in a tropical environment, definitely ask for Bob.

10:12 environment, definitely ask for Bob.

10:12 environment, definitely ask for Bob. Leroy is a little more shy, a little

10:14 Leroy is a little more shy, a little

10:14 Leroy is a little more shy, a little more well, there's not much to talk

10:15 more well, there's not much to talk

10:15 more well, there's not much to talk about. Let's just carve amazing things

10:17 about. Let's just carve amazing things

10:17 about. Let's just carve amazing things out of wood and imagination. Bob is a

10:20 out of wood and imagination. Bob is a

10:20 out of wood and imagination. Bob is a little more business savvy.

10:21 little more business savvy.

10:22 little more business savvy. I'm not even focusing on the vlog

10:23 I'm not even focusing on the vlog

10:23 I'm not even focusing on the vlog because there's so much amazing stuff.

10:24 because there's so much amazing stuff.

10:24 because there's so much amazing stuff. There's just too much stuff.

10:26 There's just too much stuff.

10:26 There's just too much stuff. Look at this. It's a bell. It's an 8 in

10:28 Look at this. It's a bell. It's an 8 in

10:28 Look at this. It's a bell. It's an 8 in bell.

10:30 bell.

10:30 bell. Pretty big, ladies. That's cool right

10:32 Pretty big, ladies. That's cool right

10:32 Pretty big, ladies. That's cool right there.

10:33 there.

10:33 there. Right.

10:34 Right.

10:34 Right. Oh my George here.

10:36 Oh my George here.

10:36 Oh my George here. Oh my.

10:37 Oh my.

10:37 Oh my. See, I need that. I want that.

10:39 See, I need that. I want that.

10:39 See, I need that. I want that. If I had a loft, you if you look,

10:41 If I had a loft, you if you look,

10:41 If I had a loft, you if you look, you could use this as a bathroom door.

10:43 you could use this as a bathroom door.

10:43 you could use this as a bathroom door. It wouldn't actually give any

10:43 It wouldn't actually give any

10:44 It wouldn't actually give any protection, but it'd be very cool.

10:46 protection, but it'd be very cool.

10:46 protection, but it'd be very cool. As a bathroom door?

10:47 As a bathroom door?

10:47 As a bathroom door? Yeah. As a bathroom door. These would

10:48 Yeah. As a bathroom door. These would

10:48 Yeah. As a bathroom door. These would hang down

10:49 hang down

10:49 hang down Mhm.

10:50 Mhm.

10:50 Mhm. on the floor. You could kick them to the

10:51 on the floor. You could kick them to the

10:52 on the floor. You could kick them to the side, squeeze through, or just push the

10:54 side, squeeze through, or just push the

10:54 side, squeeze through, or just push the whole thing to the side.

10:55 whole thing to the side.

10:56 whole thing to the side. I'm not going to say you're wrong.

10:57 I'm not going to say you're wrong.

10:57 I'm not going to say you're wrong. I haven't lived in an apartment in 4

10:58 I haven't lived in an apartment in 4

10:58 I haven't lived in an apartment in 4 months. So this is me coming from

11:00 months. So this is me coming from

11:00 months. So this is me coming from sleeping in four months plus three and a

11:03 sleeping in four months plus three and a

11:03 sleeping in four months plus three and a half years about four years.

11:06 half years about four years.

11:06 half years about four years. You're delirious right now.

11:07 You're delirious right now.

11:07 You're delirious right now. Four months.

11:07 Four months.

11:07 Four months. I have not showered. I have not changed

11:09 I have not showered. I have not changed

11:09 I have not showered. I have not changed my apartment.

11:10 my apartment.

11:10 my apartment. I have not changed my shirt.

11:11 I have not changed my shirt.

11:11 I have not changed my shirt. Where was I?

11:12 Where was I?

11:12 Where was I? I don't know what's going on.

11:13 I don't know what's going on.

11:13 I don't know what's going on. You could you could put that in your

11:15 You could you could put that in your

11:15 You could you could put that in your van. You could put that between the

11:16 van. You could put that between the

11:16 van. You could put that between the front seat of your van and that way when

11:18 front seat of your van and that way when

11:18 front seat of your van and that way when you climb into the back for it to go

11:20 you climb into the back for it to go

11:20 you climb into the back for it to go home and sleep well, you could go

11:23 home and sleep well, you could go

11:23 home and sleep well, you could go through that rope, kick it to the side,

11:25 through that rope, kick it to the side,

11:25 through that rope, kick it to the side, but you might get tangled in. So Zosa

11:27 but you might get tangled in. So Zosa

11:27 but you might get tangled in. So Zosa was telling me in the way on the way

11:28 was telling me in the way on the way

11:28 was telling me in the way on the way over here

11:29 over here

11:29 over here that he has actually started saying go

11:31 that he has actually started saying go

11:31 that he has actually started saying go home and sleep well.

11:32 home and sleep well.

11:32 home and sleep well. So you got to say Yeah. Yeah.

11:35 So you got to say Yeah. Yeah.

11:35 So you got to say Yeah. Yeah. Come on this go home and sleep well.

11:38 Come on this go home and sleep well.

11:38 Come on this go home and sleep well. See there you go. There you go. It's a

11:40 See there you go. There you go. It's a

11:40 See there you go. There you go. It's a thing. So look at all this is nautical.

11:42 thing. So look at all this is nautical.

11:42 thing. So look at all this is nautical. Didn't you build miniatures for movies?

11:44 Didn't you build miniatures for movies?

11:44 Didn't you build miniatures for movies? Didn't you build

11:46 Didn't you build

11:46 Didn't you build Didn't you build?

11:48 Didn't you build?

11:48 Didn't you build? No, you're not supposed to say what it

11:50 No, you're not supposed to say what it

11:50 No, you're not supposed to say what it is. However,

11:51 is. However,

11:51 is. However, in my vlog I mentioned that people could

11:53 in my vlog I mentioned that people could

11:53 in my vlog I mentioned that people could probably figure Okay, backtrack that.

11:55 probably figure Okay, backtrack that.

11:55 probably figure Okay, backtrack that. Erase the Titanic.

11:55 Erase the Titanic.

11:55 Erase the Titanic. Okay. It was a movie about a boat.

11:58 Okay. It was a movie about a boat.

11:58 Okay. It was a movie about a boat. Oh, that was a Canadian movie.

11:59 Oh, that was a Canadian movie.

12:00 Oh, that was a Canadian movie. It was a Canadian singer provided the

12:01 It was a Canadian singer provided the

12:01 It was a Canadian singer provided the theme song.

12:04 theme song.

12:04 theme song. Someone over here to this side of us

12:06 Someone over here to this side of us

12:06 Someone over here to this side of us worked on the miniatures for the actual

12:08 worked on the miniatures for the actual

12:08 worked on the miniatures for the actual movie.

12:09 movie.

12:09 movie. What I was going to say is,

12:10 What I was going to say is,

12:10 What I was going to say is, so does this bring back fond memories?

12:12 so does this bring back fond memories?

12:12 so does this bring back fond memories? Other projects. You're like, now I just

12:14 Other projects. You're like, now I just

12:14 Other projects. You're like, now I just want to build a full scale boat using

12:17 want to build a full scale boat using

12:17 want to build a full scale boat using this.

12:19 this.

12:19 this. That looks like Kate Winslet. That looks

12:22 That looks like Kate Winslet. That looks

12:22 That looks like Kate Winslet. That looks like Kate Winslet right there. Does it

12:24 like Kate Winslet right there. Does it

12:24 like Kate Winslet right there. Does it in its own weird Ursula type way?

12:26 in its own weird Ursula type way?

12:26 in its own weird Ursula type way? I can't tell if I want to marry this

12:30 I can't tell if I want to marry this

12:30 I can't tell if I want to marry this or scream and run.

12:31 or scream and run.

12:32 or scream and run. But I would marry But I would marry

12:33 But I would marry But I would marry

12:34 But I would marry But I would marry Caitlyn.

12:34 Caitlyn.

12:34 Caitlyn. Well, yeah, let's be honest.

12:36 Well, yeah, let's be honest.

12:36 Well, yeah, let's be honest. Yeah, I and then divorce her and take

12:37 Yeah, I and then divorce her and take

12:37 Yeah, I and then divorce her and take half her money.

12:39 half her money.

12:39 half her money. I mean, she could be nice. Never mind.

12:41 I mean, she could be nice. Never mind.

12:42 I mean, she could be nice. Never mind. Have you ever seen Eternal Sunshine and

12:43 Have you ever seen Eternal Sunshine and

12:43 Have you ever seen Eternal Sunshine and the Spotless Mind? Yeah, I would marry

12:44 the Spotless Mind? Yeah, I would marry

12:44 the Spotless Mind? Yeah, I would marry that.

12:45 that.

12:45 that. Who was not in love with Kate Wlet in

12:47 Who was not in love with Kate Wlet in

12:47 Who was not in love with Kate Wlet in that movie?

12:47 that movie?

12:48 that movie? Jim Carrey for a little bit.

12:49 Jim Carrey for a little bit.

12:49 Jim Carrey for a little bit. But his mind was messed up. But then

12:51 But his mind was messed up. But then

12:51 But his mind was messed up. But then Exactly. I was always confused by that.

12:53 Exactly. I was always confused by that.

12:53 Exactly. I was always confused by that. Even Elijah Wood was in love with her in

12:55 Even Elijah Wood was in love with her in

12:55 Even Elijah Wood was in love with her in that movie in a creepier way. That's

12:57 that movie in a creepier way. That's

12:57 that movie in a creepier way. That's very true. A very creep Elijah Wood.

13:00 very true. A very creep Elijah Wood.

13:00 very true. A very creep Elijah Wood. I met Elijah Wood one time really

13:02 I met Elijah Wood one time really

13:02 I met Elijah Wood one time really in that I said hey and he said what's up

13:05 in that I said hey and he said what's up

13:05 in that I said hey and he said what's up and he is a small but he's a little well

13:08 and he is a small but he's a little well

13:08 and he is a small but he's a little well I was more excited actually than the

13:10 I was more excited actually than the

13:10 I was more excited actually than the whole because he was in Back to Future

13:12 whole because he was in Back to Future

13:12 whole because he was in Back to Future part two.

13:13 part two.

13:13 part two. You use your hands. It's like a baby's

13:15 You use your hands. It's like a baby's

13:15 You use your hands. It's like a baby's toy. But I can't even I don't remember

13:18 toy. But I can't even I don't remember

13:18 toy. But I can't even I don't remember what I was going to say but yeah. Elijah

13:19 what I was going to say but yeah. Elijah

13:19 what I was going to say but yeah. Elijah Wood, wherever you are, cuz I know you

13:21 Wood, wherever you are, cuz I know you

13:21 Wood, wherever you are, cuz I know you watch every single Sometimes vlog.

13:23 watch every single Sometimes vlog.

13:23 watch every single Sometimes vlog. You're creepy.

13:25 You're creepy.

13:25 You're creepy. I am.

13:25 I am.

13:25 I am. No, Elijah Wood, you're creepy, bro.

13:28 No, Elijah Wood, you're creepy, bro.

13:28 No, Elijah Wood, you're creepy, bro. Whenever he's in something where he

13:29 Whenever he's in something where he

13:29 Whenever he's in something where he needs to be creepy, Sin City or freaking

13:32 needs to be creepy, Sin City or freaking

13:32 needs to be creepy, Sin City or freaking Eternal Sunshine. He's creepy.

13:35 Eternal Sunshine. He's creepy.

13:35 Eternal Sunshine. He's creepy. Trying to spot this mine.

13:36 Trying to spot this mine.

13:36 Trying to spot this mine. He's so creepy in that movie, but like

13:38 He's so creepy in that movie, but like

13:38 He's so creepy in that movie, but like he's so sweet and creepy at the same

13:39 he's so sweet and creepy at the same

13:39 he's so sweet and creepy at the same time. Sweet

13:40 time. Sweet

13:40 time. Sweet also and creepy.

13:41 also and creepy.

13:41 also and creepy. He's kind of creepy as Froto, too. Let's

13:43 He's kind of creepy as Froto, too. Let's

13:43 He's kind of creepy as Froto, too. Let's be Let's be completely honest.

13:44 be Let's be completely honest.

13:44 be Let's be completely honest. I didn't like him as Frodo.

13:45 I didn't like him as Frodo.

13:45 I didn't like him as Frodo. Sam, hey, don't say that. You're gonna

13:48 Sam, hey, don't say that. You're gonna

13:48 Sam, hey, don't say that. You're gonna hurt his feelings.

13:49 hurt his feelings.

13:49 hurt his feelings. I didn't like him.

13:49 I didn't like him.

13:49 I didn't like him. He's just a little guy.

13:51 He's just a little guy.

13:51 He's just a little guy. He's a good DJ, too.

13:53 He's a good DJ, too.

13:53 He's a good DJ, too. Okay. Anyway, Elijah Wood, I like you.

13:56 Okay. Anyway, Elijah Wood, I like you.

13:56 Okay. Anyway, Elijah Wood, I like you. You and Adam are gonna have words later,

13:58 You and Adam are gonna have words later,

13:58 You and Adam are gonna have words later, though.

13:59 though. Him. You see Elijah?

14:01 Him. You see Elijah?

14:01 Him. You see Elijah? Mhm. Tomorrow.

14:02 Mhm. Tomorrow.

14:02 Mhm. Tomorrow. Later or tomorrow? Later tonight. I'll

14:04 Later or tomorrow? Later tonight. I'll

14:04 Later or tomorrow? Later tonight. I'll be wearing the same shirt again.

14:05 be wearing the same shirt again.

14:05 be wearing the same shirt again. You're going to have to apologize.

14:07 You're going to have to apologize.

14:07 You're going to have to apologize. I wonder if Elijah Wood has ever won

14:09 I wonder if Elijah Wood has ever won

14:09 I wonder if Elijah Wood has ever won worn the same shirt.

14:10 worn the same shirt.

14:10 worn the same shirt. He would.

14:11 He would.

14:11 He would. He would wear the He would wear the same

14:13 He would wear the He would wear the same

14:13 He would wear the He would wear the same shirt one day.

14:14 shirt one day.

14:14 shirt one day. Elijah would wear the same shirt

14:16 Elijah would wear the same shirt

14:16 Elijah would wear the same shirt three days in a row. Two days in a row,

14:18 three days in a row. Two days in a row,

14:18 three days in a row. Two days in a row, the same Hobbit shirt.

14:19 the same Hobbit shirt.

14:19 the same Hobbit shirt. How long of a vlog are you filming?

14:20 How long of a vlog are you filming?

14:20 How long of a vlog are you filming? How long are you going to go for?

14:23 How long are you going to go for?

14:23 How long are you going to go for? Sometimes.

14:23 Sometimes.

14:23 Sometimes. Going. We're 14 minutes in.

14:25 Going. We're 14 minutes in.

14:25 Going. We're 14 minutes in. Well, I need to show more. Wonderful.

14:27 Well, I need to show more. Wonderful.

14:27 Well, I need to show more. Wonderful. All right. We've been We've been telling

14:28 All right. We've been We've been telling

14:28 All right. We've been We've been telling wonderful stories, right? Look at that.

14:30 wonderful stories, right? Look at that.

14:30 wonderful stories, right? Look at that. There's one of the old animatronic

14:32 There's one of the old animatronic

14:32 There's one of the old animatronic monkeys, which is

14:33 monkeys, which is

14:33 monkeys, which is Oh, look at this.

14:34 Oh, look at this.

14:34 Oh, look at this. Uh-oh. You're looking at this.

14:35 Uh-oh. You're looking at this.

14:36 Uh-oh. You're looking at this. Look at this.

14:36 Look at this.

14:36 Look at this. Look at that shark. That's probably how

14:38 Look at that shark. That's probably how

14:38 Look at that shark. That's probably how that died.

14:40 that died.

14:40 that died. Whoa.

14:42 Whoa.

14:42 Whoa. That's what I'm saying. Every Oh, wait.

14:43 That's what I'm saying. Every Oh, wait.

14:44 That's what I'm saying. Every Oh, wait. Listen. Listen. And it's not Trader

14:45 Listen. Listen. And it's not Trader

14:45 Listen. Listen. And it's not Trader Joe's. It's traitor dicks. Listen,

14:48 Joe's. It's traitor dicks. Listen,

14:48 Joe's. It's traitor dicks. Listen, listen. What's that sound? Jungle

14:51 listen. What's that sound? Jungle

14:51 listen. What's that sound? Jungle noises.

14:58 Have you ever listened to

14:58 Have you ever listened to Exotica music?

14:59 Exotica music?

14:59 Exotica music? Like what? Like is that one of Madonna's

15:01 Like what? Like is that one of Madonna's

15:01 Like what? Like is that one of Madonna's like last albums when she started going

15:03 like last albums when she started going

15:03 like last albums when she started going downhill? Oh, that was erotica.

15:05 downhill? Oh, that was erotica.

15:05 downhill? Oh, that was erotica. Yeah,

15:06 Yeah,

15:06 Yeah, that was after the Immaculate

15:07 that was after the Immaculate

15:07 that was after the Immaculate Collection.

15:07 Collection.

15:07 Collection. We're not talking about erotica. We're

15:09 We're not talking about erotica. We're

15:09 We're not talking about erotica. We're talking about exotica. Like all the 60s

15:11 talking about exotica. Like all the 60s

15:11 talking about exotica. Like all the 60s music with the jungle noises and the

15:12 music with the jungle noises and the

15:12 music with the jungle noises and the little lounge stuff.

15:13 little lounge stuff.

15:13 little lounge stuff. Never listen to it.

15:14 Never listen to it.

15:14 Never listen to it. Okay. Well, I do and I It's like the

15:15 Okay. Well, I do and I It's like the

15:15 Okay. Well, I do and I It's like the maybe the best. Quiet Village. Martin

15:17 maybe the best. Quiet Village. Martin

15:17 maybe the best. Quiet Village. Martin Denny's Quiet Village is an LP you can

15:19 Denny's Quiet Village is an LP you can

15:19 Denny's Quiet Village is an LP you can find in many a fine used record shop.

15:22 find in many a fine used record shop.

15:22 find in many a fine used record shop. That is maybe the best exotica album of

15:24 That is maybe the best exotica album of

15:24 That is maybe the best exotica album of all time.

15:24 all time.

15:24 all time. I have to remember that one.

15:25 I have to remember that one.

15:25 I have to remember that one. They need to play that in here. I'm

15:27 They need to play that in here. I'm

15:27 They need to play that in here. I'm going to make a note of it. I'm going to

15:28 going to make a note of it. I'm going to

15:28 going to make a note of it. I'm going to I think they're turning off the music

15:29 I think they're turning off the music

15:29 I think they're turning off the music and they're putting on the suggestion.

15:30 and they're putting on the suggestion.

15:30 and they're putting on the suggestion. Good.

15:31 Good.

15:31 Good. That you just

15:32 That you just

15:32 That you just Good.

15:33 Good. I want this Tiki. It's $98 and it's flat

15:36 I want this Tiki. It's $98 and it's flat

15:36 I want this Tiki. It's $98 and it's flat in the back.

15:38 in the back.

15:38 in the back. As long as it's not flat in the front.

15:40 As long as it's not flat in the front.

15:40 As long as it's not flat in the front. Interesting.

15:42 Interesting.

15:42 Interesting. Yes. Okay. I don't know what to say.

15:43 Yes. Okay. I don't know what to say.

15:43 Yes. Okay. I don't know what to say. Look at this guy's holding his spear.

15:49 Just he's holding it.

15:49 Just he's holding it. Yeah.

15:50 Yeah.

15:50 Yeah. Right in the perfect spot.

15:52 Right in the perfect spot.

15:52 Right in the perfect spot. He was He was commenting on

15:53 He was He was commenting on

15:53 He was He was commenting on this is just a little more uh masculine

15:57 this is just a little more uh masculine

15:57 this is just a little more uh masculine than I expected it to be in here. But I

15:59 than I expected it to be in here. But I

15:59 than I expected it to be in here. But I I like all the rental stuff. Oh, look at

16:00 I like all the rental stuff. Oh, look at

16:00 I like all the rental stuff. Oh, look at this wooden cannon I forgot to mention.

16:02 this wooden cannon I forgot to mention.

16:02 this wooden cannon I forgot to mention. We were admiring this when we came in.

16:04 We were admiring this when we came in.

16:04 We were admiring this when we came in. Here is something I have never seen

16:05 Here is something I have never seen

16:05 Here is something I have never seen before. There's a lot of stuff I've

16:07 before. There's a lot of stuff I've

16:07 before. There's a lot of stuff I've never seen before. for oceanic carts cuz

16:08 never seen before. for oceanic carts cuz

16:08 never seen before. for oceanic carts cuz they have two other warehouses which are

16:10 they have two other warehouses which are

16:10 they have two other warehouses which are not. This is the sort of the showroom

16:13 not. This is the sort of the showroom

16:13 not. This is the sort of the showroom full of crazy props and netting and

16:17 full of crazy props and netting and

16:17 full of crazy props and netting and thatch and bamboo and all kinds of crazy

16:19 thatch and bamboo and all kinds of crazy

16:19 thatch and bamboo and all kinds of crazy stuff. But it's rare that I come in here

16:21 stuff. But it's rare that I come in here

16:22 stuff. But it's rare that I come in here and see something huge like this. I've

16:24 and see something huge like this. I've

16:24 and see something huge like this. I've never seen before. This giant wooden

16:27 never seen before. This giant wooden

16:27 never seen before. This giant wooden cannon. What I was saying just before

16:29 cannon. What I was saying just before

16:29 cannon. What I was saying just before starting the vlog is I'm pretty sure if

16:31 starting the vlog is I'm pretty sure if

16:31 starting the vlog is I'm pretty sure if you loaded that and tried to fire it, it

16:33 you loaded that and tried to fire it, it

16:33 you loaded that and tried to fire it, it would explode in an unhealthy way for

16:37 would explode in an unhealthy way for

16:37 would explode in an unhealthy way for your face.

16:39 your face.

16:39 your face. I have not shaved or showered in two

16:43 I have not shaved or showered in two

16:43 I have not shaved or showered in two days. I'm starting to be influenced by

16:46 days. I'm starting to be influenced by

16:46 days. I'm starting to be influenced by Adam the Woo.

16:49 Adam the Woo.

16:49 Adam the Woo. Come over here.

16:50 Come over here.

16:50 Come over here. Come on. Come on, Bennett. You don't

16:52 Come on. Come on, Bennett. You don't

16:52 Come on. Come on, Bennett. You don't need the gun.

16:53 need the gun.

16:53 need the gun. Take a knife and wait. Let me try that

16:55 Take a knife and wait. Let me try that

16:55 Take a knife and wait. Let me try that again.

16:55 again.

16:55 again. Yeah. Okay.

16:55 Yeah. Okay.

16:56 Yeah. Okay. Come on, Bennett. You don't need the

16:57 Come on, Bennett. You don't need the

16:57 Come on, Bennett. You don't need the gun. Don't you want to stick a knife in

16:59 gun. Don't you want to stick a knife in

16:59 gun. Don't you want to stick a knife in me? Look into my eyes. See what's going

17:02 me? Look into my eyes. See what's going

17:02 me? Look into my eyes. See what's going on in there when you turn it.

17:07 on in there when you turn it.

17:07 on in there when you turn it. How come we are in a tiki a jungle tiki

17:11 How come we are in a tiki a jungle tiki

17:11 How come we are in a tiki a jungle tiki warehouse or we're we're by the ocean.

17:13 warehouse or we're we're by the ocean.

17:13 warehouse or we're we're by the ocean. We're in Disneyland. We're at Disneyland

17:16 We're in Disneyland. We're at Disneyland

17:16 We're in Disneyland. We're at Disneyland castle. It doesn't matter where we are.

17:18 castle. It doesn't matter where we are.

17:18 castle. It doesn't matter where we are. Somehow Arnold Schwarzenegger getting a

17:21 Somehow Arnold Schwarzenegger getting a

17:21 Somehow Arnold Schwarzenegger getting a knife stuck into us.

17:22 knife stuck into us.

17:22 knife stuck into us. Commando is the probably the greatest

17:24 Commando is the probably the greatest

17:24 Commando is the probably the greatest Schwarzenegger movie ever.

17:26 Schwarzenegger movie ever.

17:26 Schwarzenegger movie ever. That's a bold statement.

17:28 That's a bold statement.

17:28 That's a bold statement. As far as

17:29 As far as

17:29 As far as Commando is the greatest

17:31 Commando is the greatest

17:31 Commando is the greatest for greatest oneliners.

17:32 for greatest oneliners.

17:32 for greatest oneliners. Schwarzenegger.

17:33 Schwarzenegger.

17:33 Schwarzenegger. Everyone needs to chime in.

17:34 Everyone needs to chime in.

17:34 Everyone needs to chime in. You just you just qualified it with

17:35 You just you just qualified it with

17:35 You just you just qualified it with greatest has the greatest oneliners

17:37 greatest has the greatest oneliners

17:38 greatest has the greatest oneliners ever. Don't disturb my friend. He's dead

17:40 ever. Don't disturb my friend. He's dead

17:40 ever. Don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired.

17:42 tired.

17:42 tired. [Music]

17:43 [Music]

17:43 [Music] Okay, you may have a point. But the

17:46 Okay, you may have a point. But the

17:46 Okay, you may have a point. But the greatest Schwarzenegger movie ever.

17:48 greatest Schwarzenegger movie ever.

17:48 greatest Schwarzenegger movie ever. It's pretty good when it comes

17:49 It's pretty good when it comes

17:49 It's pretty good when it comes better than Terminator. The textbook, no

17:52 better than Terminator. The textbook, no

17:52 better than Terminator. The textbook, no textbook

17:53 textbook

17:53 textbook oneliners is definitely coming.

17:55 oneliners is definitely coming.

17:55 oneliners is definitely coming. Arnold's quipping. It's hard to be

17:56 Arnold's quipping. It's hard to be

17:56 Arnold's quipping. It's hard to be Terminator. Pretty funny,

17:57 Terminator. Pretty funny,

17:57 Terminator. Pretty funny, but I wouldn't really say Terminator as

17:59 but I wouldn't really say Terminator as

17:59 but I wouldn't really say Terminator as a Schwarzenegger movie.

18:00 a Schwarzenegger movie.

18:00 a Schwarzenegger movie. I would say that just as its own entity.

18:03 I would say that just as its own entity.

18:03 I would say that just as its own entity. James Cameron goodness. Terminator. Epic

18:06 James Cameron goodness. Terminator. Epic

18:06 James Cameron goodness. Terminator. Epic film.

18:07 film.

18:07 film. James Came James Cameron has made a lot

18:09 James Came James Cameron has made a lot

18:09 James Came James Cameron has made a lot of good movies.

18:09 of good movies.

18:09 of good movies. I still have this milk dripping.

18:11 I still have this milk dripping.

18:11 I still have this milk dripping. I feel like I would not get along with

18:13 I feel like I would not get along with

18:13 I feel like I would not get along with him.

18:14 him.

18:14 him. Yeah. Ask this guy.

18:15 Yeah. Ask this guy.

18:15 Yeah. Ask this guy. I feel Oh, well, what should we

18:16 I feel Oh, well, what should we

18:16 I feel Oh, well, what should we He's near far. He probably loves James

18:20 He's near far. He probably loves James

18:20 He's near far. He probably loves James Cameron. So are

18:22 Cameron. So are

18:22 Cameron. So are he needs he has worked with maybe

18:25 he needs he has worked with maybe

18:25 he needs he has worked with maybe possibly as far as you know with James

18:28 possibly as far as you know with James

18:28 possibly as far as you know with James Cameron.

18:28 Cameron.

18:28 Cameron. Was he friendly?

18:30 Was he friendly?

18:30 Was he friendly? Oh yeah.

18:32 Oh yeah.

18:32 Oh yeah. He's still looking for work. So So he

18:35 He's still looking for work. So So he

18:35 He's still looking for work. So So he was very very friendly.

18:36 was very very friendly.

18:36 was very very friendly. This guy I just feel like everything

18:38 This guy I just feel like everything

18:38 This guy I just feel like everything I've seen with him like you know and

18:40 I've seen with him like you know and

18:40 I've seen with him like you know and like the special feature stuff I'm like

18:42 like the special feature stuff I'm like

18:42 like the special feature stuff I'm like man wow he made this really cool movie.

18:43 man wow he made this really cool movie.

18:43 man wow he made this really cool movie. It just seems like he would be really

18:44 It just seems like he would be really

18:44 It just seems like he would be really mean and I would think I would buckle

18:46 mean and I would think I would buckle

18:46 mean and I would think I would buckle under the pressure.

18:47 under the pressure.

18:47 under the pressure. You couldn't handle it? No, I couldn't

18:48 You couldn't handle it? No, I couldn't

18:48 You couldn't handle it? No, I couldn't handle it. I would be like, "Come on,

18:49 handle it. I would be like, "Come on,

18:49 handle it. I would be like, "Come on, man.

18:49 man.

18:50 man. You couldn't fill Zo."

18:50 You couldn't fill Zo."

18:50 You couldn't fill Zo." Come on, man. Why you not fill those?

18:52 Come on, man. Why you not fill those?

18:52 Come on, man. Why you not fill those? No. I would be like, "Why are you

18:53 No. I would be like, "Why are you

18:53 No. I would be like, "Why are you getting so cranky? It's cool. We're

18:55 getting so cranky? It's cool. We're

18:55 getting so cranky? It's cool. We're gonna It's cool. The boat's going to

18:56 gonna It's cool. The boat's going to

18:56 gonna It's cool. The boat's going to sink. It's going to look great. Calm

18:58 sink. It's going to look great. Calm

18:58 sink. It's going to look great. Calm down." You know what I mean? Yeah. The

19:00 down." You know what I mean? Yeah. The

19:00 down." You know what I mean? Yeah. The aliens are going to be blue. It's not a

19:02 aliens are going to be blue. It's not a

19:02 aliens are going to be blue. It's not a problem. We're going to handle it. It's

19:04 problem. We're going to handle it. It's

19:04 problem. We're going to handle it. It's going to be fine. It just seems like he

19:05 going to be fine. It just seems like he

19:05 going to be fine. It just seems like he would be very stressed out.

19:06 would be very stressed out.

19:06 would be very stressed out. If James Cameron came up to me and he

19:07 If James Cameron came up to me and he

19:08 If James Cameron came up to me and he had an issue with me, I would say, "I

19:09 had an issue with me, I would say, "I

19:09 had an issue with me, I would say, "I eat green berets for breakfast and right

19:11 eat green berets for breakfast and right

19:11 eat green berets for breakfast and right now I'm very hungry."

19:14 now I'm very hungry."

19:14 now I'm very hungry." James Cameron a green beret?

19:15 James Cameron a green beret?

19:15 James Cameron a green beret? No. No. I'm doing another commando.

19:17 No. No. I'm doing another commando.

19:17 No. No. I'm doing another commando. I know that. But but is he a Green

19:18 I know that. But but is he a Green

19:18 I know that. But but is he a Green Beret? I would have guessed. Dude, that

19:20 Beret? I would have guessed. Dude, that

19:20 Beret? I would have guessed. Dude, that guy's done some epic stuff. He actually

19:22 guy's done some epic stuff. He actually

19:22 guy's done some epic stuff. He actually went dove down to the actual Titanic

19:24 went dove down to the actual Titanic

19:24 went dove down to the actual Titanic himself in that little teeny pod thing.

19:27 himself in that little teeny pod thing.

19:27 himself in that little teeny pod thing. Would you do that for real?

19:29 Would you do that for real?

19:29 Would you do that for real? I was given the ability to do that.

19:31 I was given the ability to do that.

19:31 I was given the ability to do that. I could There's a possibility of dying

19:33 I could There's a possibility of dying

19:33 I could There's a possibility of dying and being compressed just like this milk

19:37 and being compressed just like this milk

19:37 and being compressed just like this milk that was in here

19:38 that was in here

19:38 that was in here smooshes up like that.

19:40 smooshes up like that.

19:40 smooshes up like that. Mhm.

19:41 Mhm. That's what could have happened to James

19:42 That's what could have happened to James

19:42 That's what could have happened to James Cameron. He did not care.

19:44 Cameron. He did not care.

19:44 Cameron. He did not care. Just implosion.

19:45 Just implosion.

19:45 Just implosion. He had already filmed the movie. He was

19:47 He had already filmed the movie. He was

19:47 He had already filmed the movie. He was already a multi-millionaire, but yet he

19:49 already a multi-millionaire, but yet he

19:49 already a multi-millionaire, but yet he still wanted to go back

19:50 still wanted to go back

19:50 still wanted to go back to the Titanic.

19:52 to the Titanic.

19:52 to the Titanic. Just to look at it

19:53 Just to look at it

19:53 Just to look at it to the Titanic.

19:54 to the Titanic. One day,

19:55 One day,

19:55 One day, one day,

19:55 one day,

19:55 one day, you might be doing it day. Although they

19:57 you might be doing it day. Although they

19:57 you might be doing it day. Although they say the Titanic submersible.

19:59 say the Titanic submersible.

19:59 say the Titanic submersible. They do say that the Titanic is actually

20:02 They do say that the Titanic is actually

20:02 They do say that the Titanic is actually deteriorating.

20:03 deteriorating.

20:03 deteriorating. I think within like 50 years,

20:04 I think within like 50 years,

20:04 I think within like 50 years, a metal boat under the salty ocean,

20:07 a metal boat under the salty ocean,

20:07 a metal boat under the salty ocean, 40 to 50 years. This is this is

20:09 40 to 50 years. This is this is

20:09 40 to 50 years. This is this is basically my terminology cuz I have no

20:11 basically my terminology cuz I have no

20:11 basically my terminology cuz I have no idea how much longer.

20:12 idea how much longer.

20:12 idea how much longer. You are an oceanologist or whatever.

20:13 You are an oceanologist or whatever.

20:13 You are an oceanologist or whatever. You did a lot of research on it. How

20:15 You did a lot of research on it. How

20:15 You did a lot of research on it. How long before the Titanic is non-existent?

20:17 long before the Titanic is non-existent?

20:17 long before the Titanic is non-existent? Oh, you were right. He said 60 years.

20:19 Oh, you were right. He said 60 years.

20:19 Oh, you were right. He said 60 years. 60 years.

20:20 60 years.

20:20 60 years. 60 years. There will be no more Titanic.

20:22 60 years. There will be no more Titanic.

20:22 60 years. There will be no more Titanic. Just be a

20:23 Just be a

20:23 Just be a I will be dead.

20:24 I will be dead.

20:24 I will be dead. But we'll always have that matter.

20:26 But we'll always have that matter.

20:26 But we'll always have that matter. We'll always have Leo and Kate. Oh, Leo.

20:29 We'll always have Leo and Kate. Oh, Leo.

20:29 We'll always have Leo and Kate. Oh, Leo. We'll always have those guys playing the

20:31 We'll always have those guys playing the

20:31 We'll always have those guys playing the song as the ship goes down. And we'll

20:33 song as the ship goes down. And we'll

20:33 song as the ship goes down. And we'll never let go.

20:34 never let go.

20:34 never let go. Never let go. Never go. There's not

20:36 Never let go. Never go. There's not

20:36 Never let go. Never go. There's not enough room.

20:36 enough room.

20:36 enough room. I like all the plans they had to raise

20:38 I like all the plans they had to raise

20:38 I like all the plans they had to raise it up and keep it. But it kind of seems

20:41 it up and keep it. But it kind of seems

20:41 it up and keep it. But it kind of seems back out of the ground. They're going to

20:42 back out of the ground. They're going to

20:42 back out of the ground. They're going to hoist it up through the expensive or too

20:45 hoist it up through the expensive or too

20:45 hoist it up through the expensive or too hard. But can you imagine if they did

20:46 hard. But can you imagine if they did

20:46 hard. But can you imagine if they did pull up the entire Titanic

20:48 pull up the entire Titanic

20:48 pull up the entire Titanic here? Okay. I'm sorry.

20:50 here? Okay. I'm sorry.

20:50 here? Okay. I'm sorry. It seems like it would kind of be like

20:51 It seems like it would kind of be like

20:51 It seems like it would kind of be like it would take up a lot of space and it

20:52 it would take up a lot of space and it

20:52 it would take up a lot of space and it seems like people would go look at it

20:53 seems like people would go look at it

20:54 seems like people would go look at it for a while and then be like, "What's

20:55 for a while and then be like, "What's

20:55 for a while and then be like, "What's all this rust?" I think they'd be into

20:57 all this rust?" I think they'd be into

20:57 all this rust?" I think they'd be into it. People like Rust.

20:59 it. People like Rust.

20:59 it. People like Rust. Not There was a band named Rust. That's

21:01 Not There was a band named Rust. That's

21:01 Not There was a band named Rust. That's what I'm referring to, the band Rust.

21:03 what I'm referring to, the band Rust.

21:03 what I'm referring to, the band Rust. But I was going to say, are they the

21:05 But I was going to say, are they the

21:05 But I was going to say, are they the ones that did the new Tom?

21:07 ones that did the new Tom?

21:07 ones that did the new Tom? Trivia question for all those 2015 Back

21:09 Trivia question for all those 2015 Back

21:09 Trivia question for all those 2015 Back to the Future fans. We always have to

21:11 to the Future fans. We always have to

21:11 to the Future fans. We always have to insert Arnold quotes and Back to the

21:12 insert Arnold quotes and Back to the

21:12 insert Arnold quotes and Back to the Future. Well, Back to the Future, the

21:13 Future. Well, Back to the Future, the

21:13 Future. Well, Back to the Future, the high school is like 5 seconds.

21:15 high school is like 5 seconds.

21:15 high school is like 5 seconds. We should go by there, take a selfie.

21:17 We should go by there, take a selfie.

21:17 We should go by there, take a selfie. We will Instagram.

21:18 We will Instagram.

21:18 We will Instagram. But the villain, quote unquote villain,

21:20 But the villain, quote unquote villain,

21:20 But the villain, quote unquote villain, in my eyes, he was the best character of

21:22 in my eyes, he was the best character of

21:22 in my eyes, he was the best character of Titanic.

21:23 Titanic.

21:23 Titanic. Mhm.

21:24 Mhm. He was also in Back to the Future,

21:26 He was also in Back to the Future,

21:26 He was also in Back to the Future, Billy Zane.

21:27 Billy Zane.

21:27 Billy Zane. What character was he? I know you're

21:29 What character was he? I know you're

21:29 What character was he? I know you're very deep in thought right now.

21:32 very deep in thought right now.

21:32 very deep in thought right now. What character was Billy Zayn in Back to

21:34 What character was Billy Zayn in Back to

21:34 What character was Billy Zayn in Back to the Future 1 and Back to the Future 2?

21:37 the Future 1 and Back to the Future 2?

21:37 the Future 1 and Back to the Future 2? That's it. Don't look into part three.

21:39 That's it. Don't look into part three.

21:39 That's it. Don't look into part three. You're looking way too deep, Zoso, into

21:42 You're looking way too deep, Zoso, into

21:42 You're looking way too deep, Zoso, into Part three. Billy Zayn. What character

21:44 Part three. Billy Zayn. What character

21:44 Part three. Billy Zayn. What character did he play in Back to the Future 1 and

21:46 did he play in Back to the Future 1 and

21:46 did he play in Back to the Future 1 and two? 5 seconds. One, two, three, four,

21:50 two? 5 seconds. One, two, three, four,

21:50 two? 5 seconds. One, two, three, four, five. Okay, we're bringing it to the

21:52 five. Okay, we're bringing it to the

21:52 five. Okay, we're bringing it to the comments now. Does anyone know Billy

21:54 comments now. Does anyone know Billy

21:54 comments now. Does anyone know Billy Zayn's character? There's people in the

21:56 Zayn's character? There's people in the

21:56 Zayn's character? There's people in the back over here.

21:57 back over here.

21:57 back over here. Don't Google it. That's cheating.

21:58 Don't Google it. That's cheating.

21:58 Don't Google it. That's cheating. One of this team.

22:00 One of this team.

22:00 One of this team. Okay. Okay. Okay.

22:02 Okay. Okay. Okay.

22:02 Okay. Okay. Okay. One of But

22:05 One of But

22:05 One of But I don't know.

22:05 I don't know.

22:05 I don't know. Three.

22:08 Three.

22:08 Three. Did you just say Myth?

22:09 Did you just say Myth?

22:09 Did you just say Myth? No. Biff. He was Biff. No, not Biff.

22:12 No. Biff. He was Biff. No, not Biff.

22:12 No. Biff. He was Biff. No, not Biff. No, he wasn't.

22:13 No, he wasn't.

22:13 No, he wasn't. Look at this young lady.

22:15 Look at this young lady.

22:15 Look at this young lady. Was one of the

22:16 Was one of the

22:16 Was one of the This woman has a terrifying face. Maybe

22:19 This woman has a terrifying face. Maybe

22:19 This woman has a terrifying face. Maybe it's just the angle. We're not We don't

22:20 it's just the angle. We're not We don't

22:20 it's just the angle. We're not We don't have the right MySpace angle on her

22:23 have the right MySpace angle on her

22:23 have the right MySpace angle on her face, but it's kind of scary.

22:25 face, but it's kind of scary.

22:25 face, but it's kind of scary. We need to get a No. Look at Please look

22:27 We need to get a No. Look at Please look

22:27 We need to get a No. Look at Please look at This is scary.

22:28 at This is scary.

22:28 at This is scary. Her face is a little scary.

22:30 Her face is a little scary.

22:30 Her face is a little scary. I think I'd rather date

22:32 I think I'd rather date

22:32 I think I'd rather date this one or

22:35 this one or

22:35 this one or It's pretty frightening. Yeah. From this

22:36 It's pretty frightening. Yeah. From this

22:36 It's pretty frightening. Yeah. From this angle, it's not so bad. You're doing

22:37 angle, it's not so bad. You're doing

22:37 angle, it's not so bad. You're doing selfies.

22:38 selfies.

22:38 selfies. When you first walk by, you're like,

22:39 When you first walk by, you're like,

22:39 When you first walk by, you're like, "Oh, cool." And then it gets scarier. So

22:42 "Oh, cool." And then it gets scarier. So

22:42 "Oh, cool." And then it gets scarier. So anyway, 20. We're over the 20 minute

22:44 anyway, 20. We're over the 20 minute

22:44 anyway, 20. We're over the 20 minute mark. I'm going to let him go. I'm going

22:46 mark. I'm going to let him go. I'm going

22:46 mark. I'm going to let him go. I'm going to say aloha, which is weird. Goodbye.

22:50 to say aloha, which is weird. Goodbye.

22:50 to say aloha, which is weird. Goodbye. Isn't it weird being a man that you look

22:52 Isn't it weird being a man that you look

22:52 Isn't it weird being a man that you look at a mannequin?

22:52 at a mannequin?

22:52 at a mannequin? It's not weird to me being a man.

22:53 It's not weird to me being a man.

22:54 It's not weird to me being a man. He has a cleavage.

22:55 He has a cleavage.

22:55 He has a cleavage. And you still look at a mannequin.

22:58 And you still look at a mannequin.

22:58 And you still look at a mannequin. What is wrong with us?

23:00 What is wrong with us?

23:00 What is wrong with us? Yes, you do.

23:01 Yes, you do.

23:01 Yes, you do. Cuz I'm a gentleman.

23:02 Cuz I'm a gentleman.

23:02 Cuz I'm a gentleman. What is wrong with us?

23:03 What is wrong with us? You're as wrong with us as men.

23:06 You're as wrong with us as men.

23:06 You're as wrong with us as men. Mhm. that we cannot control our eyes.

23:08 Mhm. that we cannot control our eyes.

23:08 Mhm. that we cannot control our eyes. Why? Why? Answer me this. This vlog is

23:11 Why? Why? Answer me this. This vlog is

23:11 Why? Why? Answer me this. This vlog is taking a weird turn.

23:12 taking a weird turn.

23:12 taking a weird turn. Maybe we need LASIK. Well, I'm still

23:14 Maybe we need LASIK. Well, I'm still

23:14 Maybe we need LASIK. Well, I'm still holding on to this milk carton. To be

23:16 holding on to this milk carton. To be

23:16 holding on to this milk carton. To be honest with you, I wasn't looking at the

23:18 honest with you, I wasn't looking at the

23:18 honest with you, I wasn't looking at the cleavage of the mannequin. But now that

23:20 cleavage of the mannequin. But now that

23:20 cleavage of the mannequin. But now that you said that, I'm probably going to

23:21 you said that, I'm probably going to

23:21 you said that, I'm probably going to walk by and go.

23:22 walk by and go.

23:22 walk by and go. Everyone, look at this. If you just if

23:23 Everyone, look at this. If you just if

23:23 Everyone, look at this. If you just if you just go everyone in the vlog,

23:25 you just go everyone in the vlog,

23:25 you just go everyone in the vlog, they're looking at the gorilla now. But

23:26 they're looking at the gorilla now. But

23:26 they're looking at the gorilla now. But if you just shift the camera, look over

23:29 if you just shift the camera, look over

23:29 if you just shift the camera, look over there. Everyone now is focusing in what

23:31 there. Everyone now is focusing in what

23:31 there. Everyone now is focusing in what they should not be focusing in on. And

23:34 they should not be focusing in on. And

23:34 they should not be focusing in on. And I'm talking about so right here. That's

23:37 I'm talking about so right here. That's

23:37 I'm talking about so right here. That's right. Eyes up here, ladies. Eyes up

23:40 right. Eyes up here, ladies. Eyes up

23:40 right. Eyes up here, ladies. Eyes up here. Adam the woo, ladies and

23:43 here. Adam the woo, ladies and

23:43 here. Adam the woo, ladies and gentlemen. And there you go. Once again,

23:46 gentlemen. And there you go. Once again,

23:46 gentlemen. And there you go. Once again, he has sidetracked us well away from

23:49 he has sidetracked us well away from

23:49 he has sidetracked us well away from tikis and thatch and

23:54 tikis and thatch and

23:54 tikis and thatch and shells

23:56 shells

23:56 shells and statues and murderous signs. Oh, by

23:59 and statues and murderous signs. Oh, by

23:59 and statues and murderous signs. Oh, by the way, some of this stuff was in the

24:01 the way, some of this stuff was in the

24:01 the way, some of this stuff was in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. They've

24:02 Pirates of the Caribbean movies. They've

24:02 Pirates of the Caribbean movies. They've done all kinds. Yes, I did all kinds of

24:04 done all kinds. Yes, I did all kinds of

24:04 done all kinds. Yes, I did all kinds of amazing stuff. But Adam can't keep his

24:08 amazing stuff. But Adam can't keep his

24:08 amazing stuff. But Adam can't keep his He's got the ADD and he can't keep

24:10 He's got the ADD and he can't keep

24:10 He's got the ADD and he can't keep focused on all this amazing stuff. He's

24:12 focused on all this amazing stuff. He's

24:12 focused on all this amazing stuff. He's got to think of Arnold Schwarzenegger

24:14 got to think of Arnold Schwarzenegger

24:14 got to think of Arnold Schwarzenegger and mannequin cleavage. And that's where

24:16 and mannequin cleavage. And that's where

24:16 and mannequin cleavage. And that's where I leave you. So, go check out the

24:18 I leave you. So, go check out the

24:18 I leave you. So, go check out the Randomland about Oceanic Arts where I

24:20 Randomland about Oceanic Arts where I

24:20 Randomland about Oceanic Arts where I was even more unshaven. I looked really

24:23 was even more unshaven. I looked really

24:23 was even more unshaven. I looked really weird in that thing, but I was wearing

24:24 weird in that thing, but I was wearing

24:24 weird in that thing, but I was wearing this shirt. I was about a million pounds

24:26 this shirt. I was about a million pounds

24:26 this shirt. I was about a million pounds heavier and 200 lb less handsome. But go

24:30 heavier and 200 lb less handsome. But go

24:30 heavier and 200 lb less handsome. But go check that one out. random land about

24:32 check that one out. random land about

24:32 check that one out. random land about oceanic arts. Listen to Bob Vanderstein

24:34 oceanic arts. Listen to Bob Vanderstein

24:34 oceanic arts. Listen to Bob Vanderstein and Leroy Schmaltz talk about their

24:38 and Leroy Schmaltz talk about their

24:38 and Leroy Schmaltz talk about their crazy adventures in the Pacific and

24:40 crazy adventures in the Pacific and

24:40 crazy adventures in the Pacific and creating this crazy business which for

24:43 creating this crazy business which for

24:43 creating this crazy business which for 50 years over 50 years has been selling

24:47 50 years over 50 years has been selling

24:47 50 years over 50 years has been selling fine nepa thatch bamboo all kinds of

24:50 fine nepa thatch bamboo all kinds of

24:50 fine nepa thatch bamboo all kinds of stuff. Oh, for example, I don't know if

24:52 stuff. Oh, for example, I don't know if

24:52 stuff. Oh, for example, I don't know if you saw this in the random line or not,

24:53 you saw this in the random line or not,

24:53 you saw this in the random line or not, but over here are some panels back here

24:55 but over here are some panels back here

24:55 but over here are some panels back here left over from the original Gilligans

24:58 left over from the original Gilligans

24:58 left over from the original Gilligans Island uh reunion TV movies. Bam. So,

25:01 Island uh reunion TV movies. Bam. So,

25:01 Island uh reunion TV movies. Bam. So, there's the SS Minnow right there. So,

25:03 there's the SS Minnow right there. So,

25:03 there's the SS Minnow right there. So, all kinds of crazy stuff. Here's a bunch

25:04 all kinds of crazy stuff. Here's a bunch

25:04 all kinds of crazy stuff. Here's a bunch of lamps that they sell to Disney

25:06 of lamps that they sell to Disney

25:06 of lamps that they sell to Disney constantly. So, if you ever been in a

25:07 constantly. So, if you ever been in a

25:08 constantly. So, if you ever been in a Disney park around the Tiki Room or any

25:12 Disney park around the Tiki Room or any

25:12 Disney park around the Tiki Room or any of those areas, Polynesian Resort,

25:13 of those areas, Polynesian Resort,

25:13 of those areas, Polynesian Resort, they've got all kinds of stuff there.

25:14 they've got all kinds of stuff there.

25:14 they've got all kinds of stuff there. They did a lot of the work in Adventure

25:16 They did a lot of the work in Adventure

25:16 They did a lot of the work in Adventure Land as you're going across that bridge

25:17 Land as you're going across that bridge

25:17 Land as you're going across that bridge and you see all those masks along the

25:19 and you see all those masks along the

25:19 and you see all those masks along the thing. Lush Malt carved all those masks.

25:21 thing. Lush Malt carved all those masks.

25:21 thing. Lush Malt carved all those masks. They came right here from Oceanic

25:22 They came right here from Oceanic

25:22 They came right here from Oceanic Guards. So, lots of Disney tie-ins there

25:25 Guards. So, lots of Disney tie-ins there

25:25 Guards. So, lots of Disney tie-ins there for you. Anyway, go check out that

25:26 for you. Anyway, go check out that

25:26 for you. Anyway, go check out that video. Explains it all. We're gonna keep

25:28 video. Explains it all. We're gonna keep

25:28 video. Explains it all. We're gonna keep hanging out here and I don't know what

25:31 hanging out here and I don't know what

25:31 hanging out here and I don't know what we're going to do next. What are we

25:32 we're going to do next. What are we

25:32 we're going to do next. What are we gonna do next? We're gonna go

25:34 gonna do next? We're gonna go

25:34 gonna do next? We're gonna go We're gonna get a We're gonna end the

25:35 We're gonna get a We're gonna end the

25:36 We're gonna get a We're gonna end the vlog with our hats on.

25:37 vlog with our hats on.

25:37 vlog with our hats on. We're gonna end the vlog with our hats

25:38 We're gonna end the vlog with our hats

25:38 We're gonna end the vlog with our hats on.

25:39 on.

25:39 on. So, get over here. Get yourself a hat.

25:41 So, get over here. Get yourself a hat.

25:41 So, get over here. Get yourself a hat. But where are we going after?

25:42 But where are we going after?

25:42 But where are we going after? We Are we going to go to Disneyland

25:44 We Are we going to go to Disneyland

25:44 We Are we going to go to Disneyland today?

25:44 today?

25:44 today? We're going to go to Disneyland today

25:46 We're going to go to Disneyland today

25:46 We're going to go to Disneyland today for a little bit. Maybe tomorrow. I

25:47 for a little bit. Maybe tomorrow. I

25:47 for a little bit. Maybe tomorrow. I don't know.

25:47 don't know.

25:48 don't know. We're go to Disneyland.

25:50 We're go to Disneyland.

25:50 We're go to Disneyland. But first, we're going to go take a

25:51 But first, we're going to go take a

25:51 But first, we're going to go take a selfie at at Whittier.

25:52 selfie at at Whittier.

25:52 selfie at at Whittier. Are we going to go to Whittier?

25:53 Are we going to go to Whittier?

25:53 Are we going to go to Whittier? Whittier High School. Let's go to

25:53 Whittier High School. Let's go to

25:54 Whittier High School. Let's go to Whittier.

25:54 Whittier.

25:54 Whittier. Whittier High School. We're gonna take a

25:56 Whittier High School. We're gonna take a

25:56 Whittier High School. We're gonna take a threepart

25:57 threepart

25:57 threepart selfie.

25:59 selfie.

25:59 selfie. Kind of like a three-hour tour.

26:00 Kind of like a three-hour tour.

26:00 Kind of like a three-hour tour. A three-hour tour.

26:01 A three-hour tour.

26:01 A three-hour tour. Threepart selfie.

26:02 Threepart selfie.

26:02 Threepart selfie. We're gonna go take a three hour.

26:05 We're gonna go take a three hour.

26:05 We're gonna go take a three hour. Why am I doing the photo?

26:07 Why am I doing the photo?

26:07 Why am I doing the photo? I don't know. It looks good though. Keep

26:08 I don't know. It looks good though. Keep

26:08 I don't know. It looks good though. Keep it up. Okay. I don't think these these

26:11 it up. Okay. I don't think these these

26:11 it up. Okay. I don't think these these this are these are the hats. These are

26:13 this are these are the hats. These are

26:13 this are these are the hats. These are ours. Goodbye.

Oceanic Arts. Tiki, Adam the Woo, Arnold Schwarzenegger?

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