Disney by day, KNOTT'S SCARY FARM By night

0:03 Ooh, look at those clouds. It's a rather

0:03 Ooh, look at those clouds. It's a rather blustery day today by Anaheim standards.

0:05 blustery day today by Anaheim standards.

0:05 blustery day today by Anaheim standards. The palm trees are jiggling. There's

0:07 The palm trees are jiggling. There's

0:07 The palm trees are jiggling. There's weird clouds in the sky. Seeing clouds

0:09 weird clouds in the sky. Seeing clouds

0:09 weird clouds in the sky. Seeing clouds like this in Florida is normal, but for

0:11 like this in Florida is normal, but for

0:11 like this in Florida is normal, but for Anaheim, this is very weird. And yes, if

0:14 Anaheim, this is very weird. And yes, if

0:14 Anaheim, this is very weird. And yes, if we're in Anaheim, that means we're back

0:17 we're in Anaheim, that means we're back

0:17 we're in Anaheim, that means we're back at Disneyland. I am so happy to be here.

0:20 at Disneyland. I am so happy to be here.

0:20 at Disneyland. I am so happy to be here. Look at that DCA over there. Disneyland

0:23 Look at that DCA over there. Disneyland

0:24 Look at that DCA over there. Disneyland right here. So close together. It does

0:26 right here. So close together. It does

0:26 right here. So close together. It does take a long time to park your car and

0:28 take a long time to park your car and

0:28 take a long time to park your car and get to the parks here in California. But

0:30 get to the parks here in California. But

0:30 get to the parks here in California. But at least once you're down here, the two

0:31 at least once you're down here, the two

0:31 at least once you're down here, the two parks that you can go to are right next

0:33 parks that you can go to are right next

0:33 parks that you can go to are right next to each other, so that's good. Ooh, it's

0:35 to each other, so that's good. Ooh, it's

0:35 to each other, so that's good. Ooh, it's so Halloweeny here at home. Halloweeny.

0:38 so Halloweeny here at home. Halloweeny.

0:38 so Halloweeny here at home. Halloweeny. That sounds funny. Halloween-ish. It's

0:41 That sounds funny. Halloween-ish. It's

0:41 That sounds funny. Halloween-ish. It's Halloweenesque. Oh, I love our cute

0:43 Halloweenesque. Oh, I love our cute

0:43 Halloweenesque. Oh, I love our cute little unsymmetrical train station. Look

0:45 little unsymmetrical train station. Look

0:45 little unsymmetrical train station. Look at it. So cute. And our sweet little

0:48 at it. So cute. And our sweet little

0:48 at it. So cute. And our sweet little Halloween banners here. Everything's

0:50 Halloween banners here. Everything's

0:50 Halloween banners here. Everything's smaller at Disneyland, but not

0:51 smaller at Disneyland, but not

0:51 smaller at Disneyland, but not necessarily in a bad way. I was just

0:54 necessarily in a bad way. I was just

0:54 necessarily in a bad way. I was just having this discussion with my friend

0:55 having this discussion with my friend

0:55 having this discussion with my friend Adam the Woo in Disney World. We were at

0:57 Adam the Woo in Disney World. We were at

0:57 Adam the Woo in Disney World. We were at Magic Kingdom. We were talking about the

0:58 Magic Kingdom. We were talking about the

0:58 Magic Kingdom. We were talking about the difference between Magic Kingdom and

1:00 difference between Magic Kingdom and

1:00 difference between Magic Kingdom and Disneyland. A lot of advantage points go

1:03 Disneyland. A lot of advantage points go

1:03 Disneyland. A lot of advantage points go towards Magic Kingdom cuz they got the

1:04 towards Magic Kingdom cuz they got the

1:04 towards Magic Kingdom cuz they got the whole Magic Band thing, the Fastpass

1:07 whole Magic Band thing, the Fastpass

1:07 whole Magic Band thing, the Fastpass system there a little bit easier and

1:09 system there a little bit easier and

1:09 system there a little bit easier and obviously a lot more space to play with,

1:11 obviously a lot more space to play with,

1:11 obviously a lot more space to play with, so it's not as crowded feeling. The

1:13 so it's not as crowded feeling. The

1:13 so it's not as crowded feeling. The Magic Kingdom feels more epic, but it

1:15 Magic Kingdom feels more epic, but it

1:15 Magic Kingdom feels more epic, but it never quite feels as homey as

1:17 never quite feels as homey as

1:17 never quite feels as homey as Disneyland. We were both saying how when

1:19 Disneyland. We were both saying how when

1:19 Disneyland. We were both saying how when you're at Disneyland, it feels like it's

1:21 you're at Disneyland, it feels like it's

1:21 you're at Disneyland, it feels like it's yours. It's smaller, but it feels like

1:23 yours. It's smaller, but it feels like

1:23 yours. It's smaller, but it feels like you can put it in your pocket and take

1:25 you can put it in your pocket and take

1:25 you can put it in your pocket and take it home and keep it forever. Speaking of

1:28 it home and keep it forever. Speaking of

1:28 it home and keep it forever. Speaking of Adam the Woo. Something about it just

1:30 Adam the Woo. Something about it just

1:30 Adam the Woo. Something about it just makes you feel attached. Right, Pumpkin

1:32 makes you feel attached. Right, Pumpkin

1:32 makes you feel attached. Right, Pumpkin Mickey? Pumpkin Mickey knows what I'm

1:34 Mickey? Pumpkin Mickey knows what I'm

1:34 Mickey? Pumpkin Mickey knows what I'm saying. He's like, "We still got the

1:35 saying. He's like, "We still got the

1:35 saying. He's like, "We still got the charm." Dude, people love Winky Blinky

1:38 charm." Dude, people love Winky Blinky

1:38 charm." Dude, people love Winky Blinky Mickey. Check out the crowd of selfie

1:40 Mickey. Check out the crowd of selfie

1:40 Mickey. Check out the crowd of selfie takers. It's the perfect fun pick.

1:42 takers. It's the perfect fun pick.

1:42 takers. It's the perfect fun pick. People just love winking. You don't see

1:44 People just love winking. You don't see

1:44 People just love winking. You don't see enough winking anymore, huh? Bunting

1:46 enough winking anymore, huh? Bunting

1:46 enough winking anymore, huh? Bunting everywhere and pumpkins and an Elvis

1:48 everywhere and pumpkins and an Elvis

1:48 everywhere and pumpkins and an Elvis pumpkin. My friend Jimberly the Indians

1:50 pumpkin. My friend Jimberly the Indians

1:50 pumpkin. My friend Jimberly the Indians back there, but he's with a crowd of

1:52 back there, but he's with a crowd of

1:52 back there, but he's with a crowd of young ladies, so I don't want to get in

1:53 young ladies, so I don't want to get in

1:53 young ladies, so I don't want to get in the way, you know. Hey, Jimbo. Good

1:55 the way, you know. Hey, Jimbo. Good

1:55 the way, you know. Hey, Jimbo. Good luck. And there it is. There's our

1:58 luck. And there it is. There's our

1:58 luck. And there it is. There's our castle. Sleeping Beauty Castle.

2:01 castle. Sleeping Beauty Castle.

2:01 castle. Sleeping Beauty Castle. Walt Disney's castle. After a month of

2:03 Walt Disney's castle. After a month of

2:03 Walt Disney's castle. After a month of visiting the Magic Kingdom, I got to say

2:05 visiting the Magic Kingdom, I got to say

2:05 visiting the Magic Kingdom, I got to say it does look small. Simon Cow, but what

2:07 it does look small. Simon Cow, but what

2:07 it does look small. Simon Cow, but what it lacks in size, it makes up for in

2:10 it lacks in size, it makes up for in

2:10 it lacks in size, it makes up for in cuteness. Look at this castle. Look at

2:12 cuteness. Look at this castle. Look at

2:12 cuteness. Look at this castle. Look at it. Ain't it beautiful? If you're a Walt

2:15 it. Ain't it beautiful? If you're a Walt

2:15 it. Ain't it beautiful? If you're a Walt Disney fan, which I am, there's just

2:17 Disney fan, which I am, there's just

2:17 Disney fan, which I am, there's just something about being in the park that

2:19 something about being in the park that

2:19 something about being in the park that he actually built and walked around in

2:21 he actually built and walked around in

2:21 he actually built and walked around in himself. Like, look at that statue of

2:23 himself. Like, look at that statue of

2:23 himself. Like, look at that statue of Walt Disney. Walt actually stood here.

2:25 Walt Disney. Walt actually stood here.

2:25 Walt Disney. Walt actually stood here. Walt actually looked at that castle.

2:27 Walt actually looked at that castle.

2:27 Walt actually looked at that castle. Sweet. Check out those Halloween

2:29 Sweet. Check out those Halloween

2:30 Sweet. Check out those Halloween balloons. Love those. I always want the

2:32 balloons. Love those. I always want the

2:32 balloons. Love those. I always want the balloons, but what am I going to do with

2:33 balloons, but what am I going to do with

2:33 balloons, but what am I going to do with it when I get home? It's so cute. When

2:36 it when I get home? It's so cute. When

2:36 it when I get home? It's so cute. When we were little, we never wanted to get

2:37 we were little, we never wanted to get

2:37 we were little, we never wanted to get the balloons cuz we only got one

2:38 the balloons cuz we only got one

2:38 the balloons cuz we only got one souvenir. Each time we came to

2:40 souvenir. Each time we came to

2:40 souvenir. Each time we came to Disneyland, it was like, "That's a

2:41 Disneyland, it was like, "That's a

2:41 Disneyland, it was like, "That's a balloon. It'll float away." Speaking of

2:42 balloon. It'll float away." Speaking of

2:42 balloon. It'll float away." Speaking of balloons, have you ever seen these

2:44 balloons, have you ever seen these

2:44 balloons, have you ever seen these Mickey balloons? Look at them. They're

2:46 Mickey balloons? Look at them. They're

2:46 Mickey balloons? Look at them. They're so cute. If they could stay inflated

2:48 so cute. If they could stay inflated

2:48 so cute. If they could stay inflated forever, I would buy all of them. Oh,

2:51 forever, I would buy all of them. Oh,

2:51 forever, I would buy all of them. Oh, look at Sleeping Beauty Castle. The roof

2:53 look at Sleeping Beauty Castle. The roof

2:53 look at Sleeping Beauty Castle. The roof is still covered with diamond stuff from

2:55 is still covered with diamond stuff from

2:55 is still covered with diamond stuff from the 60th anniversary. I'm pretty sure

2:57 the 60th anniversary. I'm pretty sure

2:57 the 60th anniversary. I'm pretty sure that stuff has got to be stuck up on

2:59 that stuff has got to be stuck up on

2:59 that stuff has got to be stuck up on there, and it might take a long time to

3:01 there, and it might take a long time to

3:01 there, and it might take a long time to remove. Everyone asked me about this,

3:02 remove. Everyone asked me about this,

3:02 remove. Everyone asked me about this, and my guess is that they're just going

3:04 and my guess is that they're just going

3:04 and my guess is that they're just going to wait till they already have to stick

3:05 to wait till they already have to stick

3:05 to wait till they already have to stick all the Christmas stuff on the castle

3:07 all the Christmas stuff on the castle

3:07 all the Christmas stuff on the castle before they bother taking it down.

3:08 before they bother taking it down.

3:08 before they bother taking it down. Better a roof full of diamonds than a

3:10 Better a roof full of diamonds than a

3:10 Better a roof full of diamonds than a roof full of tarps. Oh my gosh, look at

3:12 roof full of tarps. Oh my gosh, look at

3:12 roof full of tarps. Oh my gosh, look at this. Someone's getting engaged. They're

3:15 this. Someone's getting engaged. They're

3:15 this. Someone's getting engaged. They're taking a picture. It's the ultimate fun

3:18 taking a picture. It's the ultimate fun

3:18 taking a picture. It's the ultimate fun pick. What a fun one. Oh,

3:21 pick. What a fun one. Oh,

3:21 pick. What a fun one. Oh, congratulations. Oh, she's crying.

3:23 congratulations. Oh, she's crying.

3:24 congratulations. Oh, she's crying. That's so cool. Robert Downey Jr. just

3:25 That's so cool. Robert Downey Jr. just

3:26 That's so cool. Robert Downey Jr. just proposed to a lady. Speaking of fun

3:27 proposed to a lady. Speaking of fun

3:27 proposed to a lady. Speaking of fun things, there's a lot of unusual outfits

3:29 things, there's a lot of unusual outfits

3:29 things, there's a lot of unusual outfits at Disneyland today. And that's because

3:31 at Disneyland today. And that's because

3:31 at Disneyland today. And that's because I'm told that today is Lolita Day. I've

3:34 I'm told that today is Lolita Day. I've

3:34 I'm told that today is Lolita Day. I've been here for several Lolita days. Still

3:36 been here for several Lolita days. Still

3:36 been here for several Lolita days. Still do not really understand what a Lolita

3:38 do not really understand what a Lolita

3:38 do not really understand what a Lolita is. As you know, they have their own day

3:40 is. As you know, they have their own day

3:40 is. As you know, they have their own day and they really stand out in the crowd.

3:42 and they really stand out in the crowd.

3:42 and they really stand out in the crowd. I cannot express to you how unbelievably

3:44 I cannot express to you how unbelievably

3:44 I cannot express to you how unbelievably small the castle looks to me after a

3:46 small the castle looks to me after a

3:46 small the castle looks to me after a month at Disney World. Like, I have a

3:48 month at Disney World. Like, I have a

3:48 month at Disney World. Like, I have a really weak, silly muppet arm and I

3:50 really weak, silly muppet arm and I

3:50 really weak, silly muppet arm and I could throw a baseball at the top of

3:52 could throw a baseball at the top of

3:52 could throw a baseball at the top of this castle. Crazy.

3:54 this castle. Crazy.

3:54 this castle. Crazy. I was just talking to some other people

3:55 I was just talking to some other people

3:55 I was just talking to some other people that recently went to Disney World. I

3:57 that recently went to Disney World. I

3:57 that recently went to Disney World. I actually saw them there and they were

3:57 actually saw them there and they were

3:58 actually saw them there and they were like, "Our castle looks so small to us

3:59 like, "Our castle looks so small to us

3:59 like, "Our castle looks so small to us now." But I just think it looks cute.

4:02 now." But I just think it looks cute.

4:02 now." But I just think it looks cute. It's like a little baby castle, aren't

4:04 It's like a little baby castle, aren't

4:04 It's like a little baby castle, aren't you? Yes, you are. You're so cute.

4:06 you? Yes, you are. You're so cute.

4:06 you? Yes, you are. You're so cute. People easily forget that Walt Disney

4:08 People easily forget that Walt Disney

4:08 People easily forget that Walt Disney was a huge fan of miniatures and little

4:10 was a huge fan of miniatures and little

4:10 was a huge fan of miniatures and little cute tiny things. We get used to the

4:12 cute tiny things. We get used to the

4:12 cute tiny things. We get used to the spectacle of other theme parks, more

4:14 spectacle of other theme parks, more

4:14 spectacle of other theme parks, more modern stuff, and we forget he wasn't

4:15 modern stuff, and we forget he wasn't

4:15 modern stuff, and we forget he wasn't trying to create a big giant spectacle.

4:17 trying to create a big giant spectacle.

4:17 trying to create a big giant spectacle. It was to create this little world. Hey,

4:20 It was to create this little world. Hey,

4:20 It was to create this little world. Hey, I know that guy. Gosh, it disturbs me to

4:23 I know that guy. Gosh, it disturbs me to

4:23 I know that guy. Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Gaston

4:25 see you Gaston

4:25 see you Gaston looking so handsome and hunk

4:26 looking so handsome and hunk

4:26 looking so handsome and hunk pretty much. Look at that guy. He's

4:29 pretty much. Look at that guy. He's

4:29 pretty much. Look at that guy. He's still checking himself out in the mirror

4:31 still checking himself out in the mirror

4:31 still checking himself out in the mirror like 20 minutes later. One thing I love

4:33 like 20 minutes later. One thing I love

4:33 like 20 minutes later. One thing I love about Disneyland is how packed with

4:35 about Disneyland is how packed with

4:35 about Disneyland is how packed with little details it is because of the

4:36 little details it is because of the

4:36 little details it is because of the space constraints. All these little

4:38 space constraints. All these little

4:38 space constraints. All these little rooftops and stuff have to be packed

4:40 rooftops and stuff have to be packed

4:40 rooftops and stuff have to be packed into small quarters. And I love fantasy

4:42 into small quarters. And I love fantasy

4:42 into small quarters. And I love fantasy land here. Of course, our fantasy land

4:44 land here. Of course, our fantasy land

4:44 land here. Of course, our fantasy land didn't look like this when Walt was

4:45 didn't look like this when Walt was

4:45 didn't look like this when Walt was alive. Our fantasy land has only looked

4:47 alive. Our fantasy land has only looked

4:47 alive. Our fantasy land has only looked like this since 1983. But here, it's not

4:49 like this since 1983. But here, it's not

4:49 like this since 1983. But here, it's not the Walt connection that gets me here.

4:51 the Walt connection that gets me here.

4:51 the Walt connection that gets me here. It's just all the different textures and

4:53 It's just all the different textures and

4:53 It's just all the different textures and details and little secrets. I don't

4:55 details and little secrets. I don't

4:55 details and little secrets. I don't know, just something about how miniature

4:56 know, just something about how miniature

4:56 know, just something about how miniature and small and snug and homey everything

4:58 and small and snug and homey everything

4:58 and small and snug and homey everything is. Do you feel like you've stepped into

5:00 is. Do you feel like you've stepped into

5:00 is. Do you feel like you've stepped into the world of a classic Disney animated

5:02 the world of a classic Disney animated

5:02 the world of a classic Disney animated film somehow? Like I feel like any

5:04 film somehow? Like I feel like any

5:04 film somehow? Like I feel like any second Pinocchio is going to pop around

5:06 second Pinocchio is going to pop around

5:06 second Pinocchio is going to pop around the corner right here on his way to

5:08 the corner right here on his way to

5:08 the corner right here on his way to school. Well, before he decides to ditch

5:10 school. Well, before he decides to ditch

5:10 school. Well, before he decides to ditch and play hookie. Speaking of tiny things

5:12 and play hookie. Speaking of tiny things

5:12 and play hookie. Speaking of tiny things that I love. Look at this right here.

5:15 that I love. Look at this right here.

5:15 that I love. Look at this right here. You look so pretty. Hey Ally, do you

5:18 You look so pretty. Hey Ally, do you

5:18 You look so pretty. Hey Ally, do you know what a Lolita is?

5:21 know what a Lolita is?

5:21 know what a Lolita is? You like Japanese stuff, too? You're

5:22 You like Japanese stuff, too? You're

5:22 You like Japanese stuff, too? You're supposed to know. Who am I supposed to

5:24 supposed to know. Who am I supposed to

5:24 supposed to know. Who am I supposed to ask if you don't know? Casey Jr.

5:27 ask if you don't know? Casey Jr.

5:27 ask if you don't know? Casey Jr. Storybook land canal boat. Monstro the

5:31 Storybook land canal boat. Monstro the

5:31 Storybook land canal boat. Monstro the whale. Monstro is another guy that likes

5:33 whale. Monstro is another guy that likes

5:33 whale. Monstro is another guy that likes to wink. Look at him. Wink.

5:36 to wink. Look at him. Wink.

5:36 to wink. Look at him. Wink. Sweet. They don't have Monstro at Disney

5:38 Sweet. They don't have Monstro at Disney

5:38 Sweet. They don't have Monstro at Disney World. Only here, as far as I know. I

5:41 World. Only here, as far as I know. I

5:42 World. Only here, as far as I know. I love you, Monstro. Don't worry. I love

5:44 love you, Monstro. Don't worry. I love

5:44 love you, Monstro. Don't worry. I love you more. And I also love Monstro.

5:46 you more. And I also love Monstro.

5:46 you more. And I also love Monstro. Look at here. Here's something that's

5:48 Look at here. Here's something that's

5:48 Look at here. Here's something that's neither small nor do they have it at

5:51 neither small nor do they have it at

5:51 neither small nor do they have it at Disney World.

5:51 Disney World.

5:51 Disney World. It's the mighty Matter Hood. Of course,

5:54 It's the mighty Matter Hood. Of course,

5:54 It's the mighty Matter Hood. Of course, it's playing sweet cute little poker

5:56 it's playing sweet cute little poker

5:56 it's playing sweet cute little poker music, so it doesn't sound as mighty as

5:58 music, so it doesn't sound as mighty as

5:58 music, so it doesn't sound as mighty as it is, but I assure you it's the mighty

6:00 it is, but I assure you it's the mighty

6:00 it is, but I assure you it's the mighty Matter Horn, which is like, you know, a

6:02 Matter Horn, which is like, you know, a

6:02 Matter Horn, which is like, you know, a Swiss thing, an Alps thing, not a

6:05 Swiss thing, an Alps thing, not a

6:05 Swiss thing, an Alps thing, not a Scottish pirate thing. So, I'm getting

6:08 Scottish pirate thing. So, I'm getting

6:08 Scottish pirate thing. So, I'm getting my accents crossed.

6:09 my accents crossed.

6:09 my accents crossed. Yeah, it's the mighty mighty Mhorn. It's

6:12 Yeah, it's the mighty mighty Mhorn. It's

6:12 Yeah, it's the mighty mighty Mhorn. It's very, very fun.

6:13 very, very fun.

6:13 very, very fun. There we go. That's better. Hey, you

6:15 There we go. That's better. Hey, you

6:15 There we go. That's better. Hey, you want to go down the mountain on a boss

6:16 want to go down the mountain on a boss

6:16 want to go down the mountain on a boss with me?

6:16 with me?

6:16 with me? Let's do it. Look, more lolas.

6:19 Let's do it. Look, more lolas.

6:19 Let's do it. Look, more lolas. Like porcelain. I don't know.

6:22 Like porcelain. I don't know.

6:22 Like porcelain. I don't know. Ah, weird. There's an international

6:24 Ah, weird. There's an international

6:24 Ah, weird. There's an international lowly today. I still don't get it. We're

6:26 lowly today. I still don't get it. We're

6:26 lowly today. I still don't get it. We're just finishing up Disneyland popcorn

6:28 just finishing up Disneyland popcorn

6:28 just finishing up Disneyland popcorn here in the cute little box. Oh, we're

6:30 here in the cute little box. Oh, we're

6:30 here in the cute little box. Oh, we're done. That means we can get in line for

6:32 done. That means we can get in line for

6:32 done. That means we can get in line for the Matter Horn. Matter horn time. Look

6:35 the Matter Horn. Matter horn time. Look

6:35 the Matter Horn. Matter horn time. Look at how these little things on the trees

6:37 at how these little things on the trees

6:37 at how these little things on the trees look like eyeballs.

6:39 look like eyeballs.

6:39 look like eyeballs. We

6:40 We

6:40 We Illuminati trees.

6:42 Illuminati trees.

6:42 Illuminati trees. So that's why they're covering up the

6:44 So that's why they're covering up the

6:44 So that's why they're covering up the existence of the yeti. Some people say

6:47 existence of the yeti. Some people say

6:47 existence of the yeti. Some people say they know they can't believe Disneyland.

6:49 they know they can't believe Disneyland.

6:49 they know they can't believe Disneyland. We got a sled team. I'm so excited. Look

6:52 We got a sled team. I'm so excited. Look

6:52 We got a sled team. I'm so excited. Look at this up in the control room. You see

6:53 at this up in the control room. You see

6:53 at this up in the control room. You see that? There's a bumble up there. Hidden

6:56 that? There's a bumble up there. Hidden

6:56 that? There's a bumble up there. Hidden bumble. Oh boy.

7:00 bumble. Oh boy.

7:00 bumble. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy.

7:40 in your face.

7:40 in your face. Please remain seated.

7:43 Please remain seated.

7:43 Please remain seated. That's yet spit. Yeti spit on.

7:46 That's yet spit. Yeti spit on.

7:46 That's yet spit. Yeti spit on. It's all the rage in the Himalayas. Get

7:48 It's all the rage in the Himalayas. Get

7:48 It's all the rage in the Himalayas. Get a little Yeti spit. Look young forever.

7:52 a little Yeti spit. Look young forever.

7:52 a little Yeti spit. Look young forever. You ever tried yeti spit? Like it's

7:55 You ever tried yeti spit? Like it's

7:55 You ever tried yeti spit? Like it's good. You should try it. Feels like

7:57 good. You should try it. Feels like

7:58 good. You should try it. Feels like moisture. Looks like all these Lolita

8:00 moisture. Looks like all these Lolita

8:00 moisture. Looks like all these Lolita are getting ready for the parade. Me and

8:02 are getting ready for the parade. Me and

8:02 are getting ready for the parade. Me and this little Lolita though are going to

8:04 this little Lolita though are going to

8:04 this little Lolita though are going to find some food. I just don't know what

8:06 find some food. I just don't know what

8:06 find some food. I just don't know what that word means. Look at the submarines.

8:08 that word means. Look at the submarines.

8:08 that word means. Look at the submarines. They're solita, right? Totally. Oh, look

8:13 They're solita, right? Totally. Oh, look

8:13 They're solita, right? Totally. Oh, look at all the little Jedi. They're leaving

8:14 at all the little Jedi. They're leaving

8:14 at all the little Jedi. They're leaving the launch bay and going to the little

8:16 the launch bay and going to the little

8:16 the launch bay and going to the little Jedi show. It's like a bunch of little

8:18 Jedi show. It's like a bunch of little

8:18 Jedi show. It's like a bunch of little ducklings crossing the road. A

8:21 ducklings crossing the road. A

8:21 ducklings crossing the road. A younglings. All right, we have other

8:23 younglings. All right, we have other

8:23 younglings. All right, we have other fish to fry today besides just

8:24 fish to fry today besides just

8:24 fish to fry today besides just Disneyland. So, we're pretty much going

8:26 Disneyland. So, we're pretty much going

8:26 Disneyland. So, we're pretty much going to have to go in a second. First,

8:28 to have to go in a second. First,

8:28 to have to go in a second. First, hopefully we can grab some grub. And

8:30 hopefully we can grab some grub. And

8:30 hopefully we can grab some grub. And besides, it never really feels like I'm

8:32 besides, it never really feels like I'm

8:32 besides, it never really feels like I'm back home until I've eaten at the pizza

8:35 back home until I've eaten at the pizza

8:35 back home until I've eaten at the pizza port. You know what's funny is I never

8:36 port. You know what's funny is I never

8:36 port. You know what's funny is I never really even like pizza that much, but

8:38 really even like pizza that much, but

8:38 really even like pizza that much, but then once you can't have something, you

8:39 then once you can't have something, you

8:39 then once you can't have something, you know, cuz the gluten and then they

8:41 know, cuz the gluten and then they

8:41 know, cuz the gluten and then they invent a version that you can have,

8:42 invent a version that you can have,

8:42 invent a version that you can have, you're like, "Yes." And now I love my

8:44 you're like, "Yes." And now I love my

8:44 you're like, "Yes." And now I love my pizza pork. Gluten-free pizza. Oh, pizza

8:46 pizza pork. Gluten-free pizza. Oh, pizza

8:46 pizza pork. Gluten-free pizza. Oh, pizza park. One of the only places you can get

8:48 park. One of the only places you can get

8:48 park. One of the only places you can get cherry coke at Disneyland. What did you

8:50 cherry coke at Disneyland. What did you

8:50 cherry coke at Disneyland. What did you get? What's that?

8:51 get? What's that?

8:51 get? What's that? Parfait.

8:52 Parfait.

8:52 Parfait. Parfait. We got the pagers. Now we just

8:55 Parfait. We got the pagers. Now we just

8:55 Parfait. We got the pagers. Now we just have to wait for it to buzz for my

8:57 have to wait for it to buzz for my

8:57 have to wait for it to buzz for my pizza.

8:57 pizza.

8:57 pizza. Well, I was going to show you the

8:59 Well, I was going to show you the

8:59 Well, I was going to show you the gluten-free pizza again, but um I didn't

9:01 gluten-free pizza again, but um I didn't

9:01 gluten-free pizza again, but um I didn't eat anything all day and I got a little

9:03 eat anything all day and I got a little

9:03 eat anything all day and I got a little carried away. There's the last piece

9:05 carried away. There's the last piece

9:05 carried away. There's the last piece right there. Right there. So good. Is it

9:07 right there. Right there. So good. Is it

9:08 right there. Right there. So good. Is it good?

9:08 good?

9:08 good? Mhm.

9:08 Mhm.

9:08 Mhm. She can eat normal food. So if she says

9:11 She can eat normal food. So if she says

9:11 She can eat normal food. So if she says it's good, you know, she's not lying cuz

9:13 it's good, you know, she's not lying cuz

9:13 it's good, you know, she's not lying cuz she tells me other glut stuff is

9:15 she tells me other glut stuff is

9:15 she tells me other glut stuff is disgusting all the time. I was noticing

9:17 disgusting all the time. I was noticing

9:17 disgusting all the time. I was noticing they have the Halloween cups now. But

9:19 they have the Halloween cups now. But

9:20 they have the Halloween cups now. But they still have 60th anniversary plates.

9:22 they still have 60th anniversary plates.

9:22 they still have 60th anniversary plates. Anyway, pizza eaten. Starting to become

9:25 Anyway, pizza eaten. Starting to become

9:25 Anyway, pizza eaten. Starting to become late afternoon into the evening here, so

9:28 late afternoon into the evening here, so

9:28 late afternoon into the evening here, so we've got to go. Is the parfait good?

9:32 we've got to go. Is the parfait good?

9:32 we've got to go. Is the parfait good? Yeah.

9:33 Yeah.

9:33 Yeah. That was a That was an insincere Yeah.

9:36 That was a That was an insincere Yeah.

9:36 That was a That was an insincere Yeah. That was an insincere Yeah. You don't

9:38 That was an insincere Yeah. You don't

9:38 That was an insincere Yeah. You don't have to finish it.

9:39 have to finish it.

9:39 have to finish it. It's okay.

9:40 It's okay.

9:40 It's okay. It kind of tastes like sweat.

9:41 It kind of tastes like sweat.

9:42 It kind of tastes like sweat. Sweat?

9:43 Sweat?

9:44 Sweat? That's gross. Wait, how do you know what

9:45 That's gross. Wait, how do you know what

9:45 That's gross. Wait, how do you know what sweat tastes like?

9:46 sweat tastes like?

9:46 sweat tastes like? It just tastes like the way it smells.

9:48 It just tastes like the way it smells.

9:48 It just tastes like the way it smells. Wait, it tastes like the way sweat

9:50 Wait, it tastes like the way sweat

9:50 Wait, it tastes like the way sweat smells or it tastes like the way it

9:52 smells or it tastes like the way it

9:52 smells or it tastes like the way it smells cuz it smells like chocolate.

9:53 smells cuz it smells like chocolate.

9:53 smells cuz it smells like chocolate. Oh, tastes like the way sweat smells.

9:55 Oh, tastes like the way sweat smells.

9:55 Oh, tastes like the way sweat smells. So, you're saying this tastes like Dio?

9:59 So, you're saying this tastes like Dio?

9:59 So, you're saying this tastes like Dio? Yeah.

10:05 Okay, as much as I love Disneyland, it's

10:05 Okay, as much as I love Disneyland, it's time to go. Time for another adventure.

10:07 time to go. Time for another adventure.

10:07 time to go. Time for another adventure. Goodbye, Tomorrowland. Goodbye, little

10:10 Goodbye, Tomorrowland. Goodbye, little

10:10 Goodbye, Tomorrowland. Goodbye, little castle. So cute. Small isn't always bad.

10:13 castle. So cute. Small isn't always bad.

10:13 castle. So cute. Small isn't always bad. Happy trails, Frontier Land. See you

10:16 Happy trails, Frontier Land. See you

10:16 Happy trails, Frontier Land. See you next time, Adventure Land. Goodbye,

10:18 next time, Adventure Land. Goodbye,

10:18 next time, Adventure Land. Goodbye, Lolita. But don't worry, gang. If you

10:21 Lolita. But don't worry, gang. If you

10:21 Lolita. But don't worry, gang. If you haven't had quite enough theme park for

10:23 haven't had quite enough theme park for

10:23 haven't had quite enough theme park for the day, well then you're in luck

10:24 the day, well then you're in luck

10:24 the day, well then you're in luck because we're going from Disneyland,

10:27 because we're going from Disneyland,

10:27 because we're going from Disneyland, which is a lovely, tranquil, cutesy sort

10:30 which is a lovely, tranquil, cutesy sort

10:30 which is a lovely, tranquil, cutesy sort of Halloween, to a much scarier

10:34 of Halloween, to a much scarier

10:34 of Halloween, to a much scarier Halloween. We're going from Winky Blinky

10:36 Halloween. We're going from Winky Blinky

10:36 Halloween. We're going from Winky Blinky Mickey not scary farm. It's easily the

10:41 Mickey not scary farm. It's easily the

10:41 Mickey not scary farm. It's easily the scariest farm there is. You're not ally.

10:44 scariest farm there is. You're not ally.

10:44 scariest farm there is. You're not ally. It's not Berry Farms Halloween. When I

10:49 It's not Berry Farms Halloween. When I

10:49 It's not Berry Farms Halloween. When I was in Florida, everybody kept trying to

10:51 was in Florida, everybody kept trying to

10:51 was in Florida, everybody kept trying to get me to go to Halloween Horror Nights

10:53 get me to go to Halloween Horror Nights

10:53 get me to go to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal. And I kept having to

10:56 at Universal. And I kept having to

10:56 at Universal. And I kept having to explain over and over, it's really not

10:57 explain over and over, it's really not

10:57 explain over and over, it's really not my thing. It's really not my thing. So,

10:59 my thing. It's really not my thing. So,

10:59 my thing. It's really not my thing. So, some people are going to be surprised

11:01 some people are going to be surprised

11:01 some people are going to be surprised that I'm here at Not Scary Farm. But

11:04 that I'm here at Not Scary Farm. But

11:04 that I'm here at Not Scary Farm. But even though it's not really my thing,

11:06 even though it's not really my thing,

11:06 even though it's not really my thing, it's Alli's thing. And of course, these

11:09 it's Alli's thing. And of course, these

11:09 it's Alli's thing. And of course, these friends's thing. So, here I am. See,

11:13 friends's thing. So, here I am. See,

11:13 friends's thing. So, here I am. See, when I was a kid, they called this

11:14 when I was a kid, they called this

11:14 when I was a kid, they called this Halloween haunt at Knottberry Farm. Now

11:17 Halloween haunt at Knottberry Farm. Now

11:17 Halloween haunt at Knottberry Farm. Now it's just known as not Scary Farm. If

11:20 it's just known as not Scary Farm. If

11:20 it's just known as not Scary Farm. If you Google Halloween Haunt, this doesn't

11:22 you Google Halloween Haunt, this doesn't

11:22 you Google Halloween Haunt, this doesn't even come up anymore, dude. Why don't

11:24 even come up anymore, dude. Why don't

11:24 even come up anymore, dude. Why don't they call it Halloween Haunt anymore?

11:25 they call it Halloween Haunt anymore?

11:25 they call it Halloween Haunt anymore? They dropped it. It's now Scary Farm.

11:27 They dropped it. It's now Scary Farm.

11:27 They dropped it. It's now Scary Farm. The Halloween Haunt is uh for

11:29 The Halloween Haunt is uh for

11:29 The Halloween Haunt is uh for California's Great America. I think when

11:31 California's Great America. I think when

11:31 California's Great America. I think when I was a kid, I always thought not Scary

11:32 I was a kid, I always thought not Scary

11:32 I was a kid, I always thought not Scary Farm was like during the day and then at

11:35 Farm was like during the day and then at

11:35 Farm was like during the day and then at night time like Halloween, remember the

11:36 night time like Halloween, remember the

11:36 night time like Halloween, remember the shirts also Halloween?

11:38 shirts also Halloween?

11:38 shirts also Halloween? What's the deal?

11:39 What's the deal?

11:39 What's the deal? I dropped it.

11:40 I dropped it.

11:40 I dropped it. What's the deal?

11:41 What's the deal? So now we're going to head into a super

11:43 So now we're going to head into a super

11:43 So now we're going to head into a super fun scare zone, in the words of fake

11:45 fun scare zone, in the words of fake

11:45 fun scare zone, in the words of fake Tyler. Yay! Fun. Are you going to be

11:48 Tyler. Yay! Fun. Are you going to be

11:48 Tyler. Yay! Fun. Are you going to be scared, Ally?

11:49 scared, Ally?

11:49 scared, Ally? Yeah.

11:50 Yeah. You look excited about it. Look how

11:52 You look excited about it. Look how

11:52 You look excited about it. Look how excited Tyler looks. Fun. Oh, dude. I

11:55 excited Tyler looks. Fun. Oh, dude. I

11:55 excited Tyler looks. Fun. Oh, dude. I literally do not like this. I don't like

11:57 literally do not like this. I don't like

11:57 literally do not like this. I don't like this.

12:00 this.

12:00 this. Yes,

12:02 Yes,

12:02 Yes, it's good. Oh, the sounds. It's a lot of

12:06 it's good. Oh, the sounds. It's a lot of

12:06 it's good. Oh, the sounds. It's a lot of pleasant pleasant sounds because the

12:08 pleasant pleasant sounds because the

12:08 pleasant pleasant sounds because the visuals are so

12:10 visuals are so

12:10 visuals are so They're getting fun.

12:13 They're getting fun.

12:13 They're getting fun. Dude, I was scared. That was I was

12:15 Dude, I was scared. That was I was

12:15 Dude, I was scared. That was I was scared, Tyler. Scary.

12:17 scared, Tyler. Scary.

12:17 scared, Tyler. Scary. We'll make sure you get through this

12:18 We'll make sure you get through this

12:18 We'll make sure you get through this one.

12:21 one.

12:21 one. It knows my name. That's honestly kind

12:24 It knows my name. That's honestly kind

12:24 It knows my name. That's honestly kind of scary.

12:24 of scary.

12:24 of scary. Volunteer.

12:25 Volunteer.

12:25 Volunteer. Volunteer for what?

12:28 Volunteer for what?

12:28 Volunteer for what? My head. Okay,

12:31 My head. Okay,

12:31 My head. Okay, even better, I'll have your tongue out

12:32 even better, I'll have your tongue out

12:32 even better, I'll have your tongue out of your mouth.

12:34 of your mouth.

12:34 of your mouth. [Music]

12:40 [Applause]

12:40 [Applause] Oh, heck yeah, dude. Look at the lights

12:43 Oh, heck yeah, dude. Look at the lights

12:43 Oh, heck yeah, dude. Look at the lights and the scary monsters crawling around.

12:46 and the scary monsters crawling around.

12:46 and the scary monsters crawling around. And mostly the lights. This is super

12:48 And mostly the lights. This is super

12:48 And mostly the lights. This is super cool. This kind of reminds me of the

12:50 cool. This kind of reminds me of the

12:50 cool. This kind of reminds me of the Disneyland Hotel before they got rid of

12:52 Disneyland Hotel before they got rid of

12:52 Disneyland Hotel before they got rid of all the cool stuff. What the heck is

12:53 all the cool stuff. What the heck is

12:53 all the cool stuff. What the heck is that? What

12:56 that? What

12:56 that? What is that?

12:59 is that?

12:59 is that? What is that?

13:02 What is that?

13:02 What is that? The fog is closing in. This doesn't look

13:05 The fog is closing in. This doesn't look

13:05 The fog is closing in. This doesn't look ominous or sc What the heck?

13:08 ominous or sc What the heck?

13:08 ominous or sc What the heck? Creepy. Oh, that's scary. Dude, this is

13:13 Creepy. Oh, that's scary. Dude, this is

13:13 Creepy. Oh, that's scary. Dude, this is good stuff. Yeah, this is pretty good,

13:15 good stuff. Yeah, this is pretty good,

13:15 good stuff. Yeah, this is pretty good, dude. Camp Snoopy a couple years ago had

13:17 dude. Camp Snoopy a couple years ago had

13:17 dude. Camp Snoopy a couple years ago had like nothing going on. This is way way

13:21 like nothing going on. This is way way

13:21 like nothing going on. This is way way better. Little intense music.

13:24 better. Little intense music.

13:24 better. Little intense music. A little intense.

13:24 A little intense.

13:24 A little intense. Sounds like my old band, only better.

13:27 Sounds like my old band, only better.

13:27 Sounds like my old band, only better. Honestly, my band wasn't that good. Is

13:29 Honestly, my band wasn't that good. Is

13:29 Honestly, my band wasn't that good. Is this a scary chef or an ordinary chef? I

13:32 this a scary chef or an ordinary chef? I

13:32 this a scary chef or an ordinary chef? I think that's just an ordinary chef. Just

13:34 think that's just an ordinary chef. Just

13:34 think that's just an ordinary chef. Just an ordinary chef. It's the devil.

13:37 an ordinary chef. It's the devil.

13:37 an ordinary chef. It's the devil. Oh, look at this. It's a scary truck. A

13:41 Oh, look at this. It's a scary truck. A

13:41 Oh, look at this. It's a scary truck. A scary truck.

13:44 scary truck.

13:44 scary truck. Are you getting scared, Ally?

13:46 Are you getting scared, Ally?

13:46 Are you getting scared, Ally? Are you getting scared?

13:47 Are you getting scared?

13:47 Are you getting scared? Yeah.

13:48 Yeah. Yeah, that's good.

13:51 Yeah, that's good.

13:51 Yeah, that's good. There's a guy with a pitchfork. Somebody

13:53 There's a guy with a pitchfork. Somebody

13:53 There's a guy with a pitchfork. Somebody warned Frankenstein's monster. So, then

13:55 warned Frankenstein's monster. So, then

13:55 warned Frankenstein's monster. So, then we leave the fog machines and come to an

13:58 we leave the fog machines and come to an

13:58 we leave the fog machines and come to an area of pretty much normalness. What's

14:01 area of pretty much normalness. What's

14:01 area of pretty much normalness. What's going on over in uh the old little

14:03 going on over in uh the old little

14:03 going on over in uh the old little Fiesta Village area? Village. Anything

14:06 Fiesta Village area? Village. Anything

14:06 Fiesta Village area? Village. Anything scary?

14:06 scary?

14:06 scary? Day of the Deadly Scare Zone. Oh, I see

14:09 Day of the Deadly Scare Zone. Oh, I see

14:09 Day of the Deadly Scare Zone. Oh, I see it.

14:11 it.

14:11 it. Oo, look in your lens. There you go.

14:14 Oo, look in your lens. There you go.

14:14 Oo, look in your lens. There you go. Look, Tyler. It's the scariest thing at

14:17 Look, Tyler. It's the scariest thing at

14:17 Look, Tyler. It's the scariest thing at knots. The prices of the games. Okay.

14:20 knots. The prices of the games. Okay.

14:20 knots. The prices of the games. Okay. She's actually scary. That actually kind

14:23 She's actually scary. That actually kind

14:23 She's actually scary. That actually kind of scares me. The ones behind me,

14:26 of scares me. The ones behind me,

14:26 of scares me. The ones behind me, they're also scary. They're right behind

14:28 they're also scary. They're right behind

14:28 they're also scary. They're right behind you. Don't worry. They're just the

14:31 you. Don't worry. They're just the

14:31 you. Don't worry. They're just the ghosts of dead Mexicans. We'll be fine.

14:34 ghosts of dead Mexicans. We'll be fine.

14:34 ghosts of dead Mexicans. We'll be fine. Mexicans are friendly.

14:50 What did they look at?

14:50 What did they look at? They were Oh, you blended in. They left

14:53 They were Oh, you blended in. They left

14:53 They were Oh, you blended in. They left you alone. What the heck is this, dude?

14:56 you alone. What the heck is this, dude?

14:56 you alone. What the heck is this, dude? This is the best thing ever.

14:58 This is the best thing ever.

14:58 This is the best thing ever. Yeah, it's really awesome.

14:59 Yeah, it's really awesome.

14:59 Yeah, it's really awesome. Dude, it's the headless horseman.

15:08 His head is gone. His head has been

15:08 His head is gone. His head has been decapitated from his body, his head. Oh,

15:12 decapitated from his body, his head. Oh,

15:12 decapitated from his body, his head. Oh, we're having a guy with no head riding.

15:14 we're having a guy with no head riding.

15:14 we're having a guy with no head riding. That horse is so calm in his head right

15:16 That horse is so calm in his head right

15:16 That horse is so calm in his head right now, right? He's so calm. Maybe he

15:18 now, right? He's so calm. Maybe he

15:18 now, right? He's so calm. Maybe he hasn't turned around. Maybe he's such a

15:21 hasn't turned around. Maybe he's such a

15:21 hasn't turned around. Maybe he's such a dude. That is cool. I want to be that

15:25 dude. That is cool. I want to be that

15:25 dude. That is cool. I want to be that somehow. I want to keep my head, but I

15:26 somehow. I want to keep my head, but I

15:26 somehow. I want to keep my head, but I want to be that at the same time. I I

15:28 want to be that at the same time. I I

15:28 want to be that at the same time. I I wish I could have both, you know, cake

15:30 wish I could have both, you know, cake

15:30 wish I could have both, you know, cake and eat it, too. All right, moving on to

15:32 and eat it, too. All right, moving on to

15:32 and eat it, too. All right, moving on to the boardwalk area which has nonfog

15:36 the boardwalk area which has nonfog

15:36 the boardwalk area which has nonfog machines. Dude, I remember turning like

15:38 machines. Dude, I remember turning like

15:38 machines. Dude, I remember turning like 13 or whatever the minimum age was to

15:40 13 or whatever the minimum age was to

15:40 13 or whatever the minimum age was to come to Halloween Town Hall for like

15:42 come to Halloween Town Hall for like

15:42 come to Halloween Town Hall for like your first time. Me too.

15:43 your first time. Me too.

15:43 your first time. Me too. I think my first year was the 25th

15:45 I think my first year was the 25th

15:45 I think my first year was the 25th anniversary, which was some number of

15:46 anniversary, which was some number of

15:46 anniversary, which was some number of years ago.

15:47 years ago.

15:47 years ago. About this next year, so

15:49 About this next year, so

15:49 About this next year, so really. So that's it's been a while. I

15:51 really. So that's it's been a while. I

15:51 really. So that's it's been a while. I remember there being like fog machines

15:53 remember there being like fog machines

15:53 remember there being like fog machines everywhere. Like so much fog you

15:55 everywhere. Like so much fog you

15:55 everywhere. Like so much fog you couldn't see anywhere.

15:56 couldn't see anywhere.

15:56 couldn't see anywhere. They tone down the fog. Do you remember

15:58 They tone down the fog. Do you remember

15:58 They tone down the fog. Do you remember the fog used to go outside the

16:01 the fog used to go outside the

16:01 the fog used to go outside the Yeah, I was telling Ally the fog used to

16:02 Yeah, I was telling Ally the fog used to

16:02 Yeah, I was telling Ally the fog used to like roll over the thing and be out on

16:04 like roll over the thing and be out on

16:04 like roll over the thing and be out on the street and like almost look like it

16:06 the street and like almost look like it

16:06 the street and like almost look like it was going to cause accidents. So now

16:09 was going to cause accidents. So now

16:09 was going to cause accidents. So now this is what you have. A large area of

16:12 this is what you have. A large area of

16:12 this is what you have. A large area of nonfog. I feel the most bad for the

16:15 nonfog. I feel the most bad for the

16:15 nonfog. I feel the most bad for the clowns and the monsters in this area cuz

16:17 clowns and the monsters in this area cuz

16:17 clowns and the monsters in this area cuz you know they have to try extra hard cuz

16:18 you know they have to try extra hard cuz

16:18 you know they have to try extra hard cuz there's just lights out here. You can

16:20 there's just lights out here. You can

16:20 there's just lights out here. You can see them coming. Like look how hard

16:22 see them coming. Like look how hard

16:22 see them coming. Like look how hard they're working.

16:23 they're working.

16:23 they're working. Look how hard she's working. Lots of

16:25 Look how hard she's working. Lots of

16:25 Look how hard she's working. Lots of lights in the boardwalk area. Not very

16:28 lights in the boardwalk area. Not very

16:28 lights in the boardwalk area. Not very scary.

16:36 Oh, look at these people getting a fun

16:36 Oh, look at these people getting a fun pick with the pumpkins. There's a creepy

16:39 pick with the pumpkins. There's a creepy

16:39 pick with the pumpkins. There's a creepy clown over there bothering them. Look at

16:41 clown over there bothering them. Look at

16:41 clown over there bothering them. Look at the fun pumpkins. These are actually

16:44 the fun pumpkins. These are actually

16:44 the fun pumpkins. These are actually cool. I want these in my home. Are you

16:46 cool. I want these in my home. Are you

16:46 cool. I want these in my home. Are you scared of clowns, Ally? Wa! Look,

16:50 scared of clowns, Ally? Wa! Look,

16:50 scared of clowns, Ally? Wa! Look, they changed the fountains. The Hello

16:53 they changed the fountains. The Hello

16:53 they changed the fountains. The Hello Dolly movie fountain. They changed it

16:56 Dolly movie fountain. They changed it

16:56 Dolly movie fountain. They changed it and put gargoyles. That's cool. Oh yeah.

16:58 and put gargoyles. That's cool. Oh yeah.

16:58 and put gargoyles. That's cool. Oh yeah. This loudest in the background is The

17:00 This loudest in the background is The

17:00 This loudest in the background is The Hanging. It's a show they put on every

17:01 Hanging. It's a show they put on every

17:02 Hanging. It's a show they put on every year and not scary. Basically spoofing

17:04 year and not scary. Basically spoofing

17:04 year and not scary. Basically spoofing everything in pop culture. Every year a

17:07 everything in pop culture. Every year a

17:07 everything in pop culture. Every year a different show. Sometimes the hanging is

17:09 different show. Sometimes the hanging is

17:09 different show. Sometimes the hanging is pretty funny like the jokes that they do

17:10 pretty funny like the jokes that they do

17:10 pretty funny like the jokes that they do at Disneyland and stuff like the little

17:12 at Disneyland and stuff like the little

17:12 at Disneyland and stuff like the little pokes. But

17:14 pokes. But

17:14 pokes. But I like to see the scary stuff instead.

17:15 I like to see the scary stuff instead.

17:15 I like to see the scary stuff instead. Like this guy. Oh my lord. He's so

17:18 Like this guy. Oh my lord. He's so

17:18 Like this guy. Oh my lord. He's so terrifying. He's smoking a cigar. He's

17:22 terrifying. He's smoking a cigar. He's

17:22 terrifying. He's smoking a cigar. He's going to get lung cancer. And then this

17:25 going to get lung cancer. And then this

17:25 going to get lung cancer. And then this old lady here will be a widow. She'll be

17:27 old lady here will be a widow. She'll be

17:27 old lady here will be a widow. She'll be all alone. Scary.

17:34 There's some very scary clowns here.

17:34 There's some very scary clowns here. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

17:42 He's laughing at me. Reminds me of my

17:42 He's laughing at me. Reminds me of my whole sixth grade class. There's a maze

17:44 whole sixth grade class. There's a maze

17:44 whole sixth grade class. There's a maze called Red Barn with a short line.

17:46 called Red Barn with a short line.

17:46 called Red Barn with a short line. It's short. I get to go into it.

17:49 It's short. I get to go into it.

17:49 It's short. I get to go into it. Let's go and get scared. How fun.

17:54 Let's go and get scared. How fun.

17:54 Let's go and get scared. How fun. Why are we ducking? Why are we ducking?

17:57 Why are we ducking? Why are we ducking?

17:57 Why are we ducking? Why are we ducking? Oh, they're going to turn us into pigs.

18:00 Oh, they're going to turn us into pigs.

18:00 Oh, they're going to turn us into pigs. Ollie, just like spirited away. What in

18:03 Ollie, just like spirited away. What in

18:03 Ollie, just like spirited away. What in the hell is that? Oh, man. That smile,

18:06 the hell is that? Oh, man. That smile,

18:06 the hell is that? Oh, man. That smile, girl. You're going to chop it right off

18:07 girl. You're going to chop it right off

18:08 girl. You're going to chop it right off your face.

18:08 your face.

18:08 your face. Just a little funny. No problem. No

18:10 Just a little funny. No problem. No

18:10 Just a little funny. No problem. No problem. We're about to head into a

18:12 problem. We're about to head into a

18:12 problem. We're about to head into a pretty horrible apartment. What is this?

18:16 pretty horrible apartment. What is this?

18:16 pretty horrible apartment. What is this? What is this?

18:18 What is this?

18:18 What is this? Oh, there's bodies everywhere.

18:22 Oh, there's bodies everywhere.

18:22 Oh, there's bodies everywhere. Oh, this ain't nice.

18:25 Oh, this ain't nice.

18:25 Oh, this ain't nice. I'm all above here now.

18:27 I'm all above here now.

18:27 I'm all above here now. This isn't scary at all.

18:30 This isn't scary at all.

18:30 This isn't scary at all. There was a horse and there were pigs

18:32 There was a horse and there were pigs

18:32 There was a horse and there were pigs and a man sniffed me.

18:34 and a man sniffed me.

18:34 and a man sniffed me. Horses and pigs and sniffing. Oh my.

18:37 Horses and pigs and sniffing. Oh my.

18:37 Horses and pigs and sniffing. Oh my. That was fun.

18:38 That was fun.

18:38 That was fun. I like it. It's scary.

18:39 I like it. It's scary.

18:39 I like it. It's scary. It's more scary and less fary than I

18:43 It's more scary and less fary than I

18:43 It's more scary and less fary than I remember.

18:43 remember.

18:43 remember. Yeah. Okay, now for my favorite part of

18:46 Yeah. Okay, now for my favorite part of

18:46 Yeah. Okay, now for my favorite part of Knottberry Farm at any time, but

18:49 Knottberry Farm at any time, but

18:50 Knottberry Farm at any time, but especially Halloween,

18:52 especially Halloween,

18:52 especially Halloween, Ghost Town. See, this is way more how I

18:55 Ghost Town. See, this is way more how I

18:55 Ghost Town. See, this is way more how I remember haunt being like back in the

18:57 remember haunt being like back in the

18:57 remember haunt being like back in the day, like all fogged out like crazy. Now

18:59 day, like all fogged out like crazy. Now

18:59 day, like all fogged out like crazy. Now they concentrated

19:01 they concentrated

19:01 they concentrated into one location.

19:02 into one location.

19:02 into one location. I feel like this area is never not

19:04 I feel like this area is never not

19:04 I feel like this area is never not awesome.

19:05 awesome.

19:05 awesome. This area is so great.

19:06 This area is so great.

19:06 This area is so great. Even in the day. Even in the day

19:08 Even in the day. Even in the day

19:08 Even in the day. Even in the day when you have a bunion. You know though,

19:09 when you have a bunion. You know though,

19:09 when you have a bunion. You know though, you know though, this is where the

19:11 you know though, this is where the

19:11 you know though, this is where the origins of all of these theme park

19:13 origins of all of these theme park

19:13 origins of all of these theme park haunts started right here. That's true.

19:15 haunts started right here. That's true.

19:15 haunts started right here. That's true. That's true. That's right. According to

19:17 That's true. That's right. According to

19:17 That's true. That's right. According to legend and the internet, not Berry Farm

19:21 legend and the internet, not Berry Farm

19:21 legend and the internet, not Berry Farm is where the theme park haunt

19:24 is where the theme park haunt

19:24 is where the theme park haunt originated. This is the original haunt.

19:29 originated. This is the original haunt.

19:29 originated. This is the original haunt. Look at that. That's a beautiful dress.

19:32 Look at that. That's a beautiful dress.

19:32 Look at that. That's a beautiful dress. Here we go into ghost town. Look at

19:35 Here we go into ghost town. Look at

19:35 Here we go into ghost town. Look at this. Oh yeah. This is dope. Look at the

19:39 this. Oh yeah. This is dope. Look at the

19:39 this. Oh yeah. This is dope. Look at the way this looks. This is a Look, it's the

19:41 way this looks. This is a Look, it's the

19:42 way this looks. This is a Look, it's the two cowboys just chilling. Fun dick. Oh

19:45 two cowboys just chilling. Fun dick. Oh

19:45 two cowboys just chilling. Fun dick. Oh yeah. Spooky, foggy,

19:50 yeah. Spooky, foggy,

19:50 yeah. Spooky, foggy, ominous, screamy. Tyler, where are you?

19:53 ominous, screamy. Tyler, where are you?

19:53 ominous, screamy. Tyler, where are you? Oh, that's monstrously.

19:55 Oh, that's monstrously.

19:55 Oh, that's monstrously. Oh, we're in the thick of it now, boy.

19:59 Oh, we're in the thick of it now, boy.

19:59 Oh, we're in the thick of it now, boy. It's

19:59 It's

19:59 It's like walking through a bad neighborhood

20:01 like walking through a bad neighborhood

20:01 like walking through a bad neighborhood in LA.

20:04 in LA.

20:04 in LA. Dude, look at this place. This is

20:09 Dude, look at this place. This is

20:09 Dude, look at this place. This is freaking

20:11 freaking

20:11 freaking awesome. I'm not a huge fan of being

20:13 awesome. I'm not a huge fan of being

20:13 awesome. I'm not a huge fan of being jump scared, so I don't like that part

20:14 jump scared, so I don't like that part

20:14 jump scared, so I don't like that part of it. I actually really don't like the

20:15 of it. I actually really don't like the

20:15 of it. I actually really don't like the mazes, but I like the outdoor theme. I

20:18 mazes, but I like the outdoor theme. I

20:18 mazes, but I like the outdoor theme. I don't mind the monsters outside. I like

20:19 don't mind the monsters outside. I like

20:20 don't mind the monsters outside. I like it. And it seems like in past years,

20:22 it. And it seems like in past years,

20:22 it. And it seems like in past years, they got way more in your face. Hey, you

20:24 they got way more in your face. Hey, you

20:24 they got way more in your face. Hey, you get stupid glasses. Like, that's not

20:26 get stupid glasses. Like, that's not

20:26 get stupid glasses. Like, that's not scary to me. Popping out. That's more

20:28 scary to me. Popping out. That's more

20:28 scary to me. Popping out. That's more fun. Yeah, it is a fun one.

20:32 fun. Yeah, it is a fun one.

20:32 fun. Yeah, it is a fun one. Scary.

20:34 Scary.

20:34 Scary. Look here. This is the blacksmith shop

20:37 Look here. This is the blacksmith shop

20:37 Look here. This is the blacksmith shop where we usually hang out and watch

20:39 where we usually hang out and watch

20:39 where we usually hang out and watch oldtimey people do old timey things. It

20:41 oldtimey people do old timey things. It

20:41 oldtimey people do old timey things. It looks a lot more clear on camera than it

20:43 looks a lot more clear on camera than it

20:43 looks a lot more clear on camera than it actually looks in real life. It's like

20:45 actually looks in real life. It's like

20:45 actually looks in real life. It's like super super fish dark and foggy. You

20:48 super super fish dark and foggy. You

20:48 super super fish dark and foggy. You cannot see it coming when they pop out

20:50 cannot see it coming when they pop out

20:50 cannot see it coming when they pop out and scare you. Like at the moment in

20:52 and scare you. Like at the moment in

20:52 and scare you. Like at the moment in real life, I cannot see anything right

20:56 real life, I cannot see anything right

20:56 real life, I cannot see anything right now. Creepy.

20:59 now. Creepy.

20:59 now. Creepy. Tyler, is that you?

21:00 Tyler, is that you?

21:00 Tyler, is that you? No.

21:02 No.

21:02 No. You look like a zombie. Where's Ollie?

21:03 You look like a zombie. Where's Ollie?

21:03 You look like a zombie. Where's Ollie? Where's Ollie? Oh, there she is. There

21:05 Where's Ollie? Oh, there she is. There

21:05 Where's Ollie? Oh, there she is. There she is.

21:05 she is.

21:05 she is. Oh, you're having an apartment.

21:06 Oh, you're having an apartment.

21:06 Oh, you're having an apartment. Yeah.

21:08 Yeah. Oh, there's a lot of screaming and

21:10 Oh, there's a lot of screaming and

21:10 Oh, there's a lot of screaming and scariness. You scared? You okay, dude?

21:13 scariness. You scared? You okay, dude?

21:13 scariness. You scared? You okay, dude? When the fog sprays out. You can't see

21:17 When the fog sprays out. You can't see

21:17 When the fog sprays out. You can't see anything. There's old Betsy there hiding

21:20 anything. There's old Betsy there hiding

21:20 anything. There's old Betsy there hiding in the fog. It's all intense feeling.

21:22 in the fog. It's all intense feeling.

21:22 in the fog. It's all intense feeling. Look at

21:24 Look at

21:24 Look at It's the cloud. The cloud where all my

21:28 It's the cloud. The cloud where all my

21:28 It's the cloud. The cloud where all my data is stored.

21:30 data is stored.

21:30 data is stored. Yeah,

21:30 Yeah,

21:30 Yeah, he looked like he wanted to kill my

21:32 he looked like he wanted to kill my

21:32 he looked like he wanted to kill my face.

21:33 face.

21:33 face. Like this is rad. I wish that all of

21:36 Like this is rad. I wish that all of

21:36 Like this is rad. I wish that all of Farm looked like this for the whole

21:38 Farm looked like this for the whole

21:38 Farm looked like this for the whole month. Seeing any monsters around here,

21:40 month. Seeing any monsters around here,

21:40 month. Seeing any monsters around here, buddy

21:42 buddy

21:42 buddy this way. Just looking for some monster.

21:45 this way. Just looking for some monster.

21:45 this way. Just looking for some monster. I keep hearing them pop out, but I keep

21:46 I keep hearing them pop out, but I keep

21:46 I keep hearing them pop out, but I keep missing like

21:49 missing like

21:49 missing like Oh,

21:50 Oh,

21:50 Oh, very foggy.

21:53 very foggy.

21:53 very foggy. Very foggy.

21:55 Very foggy.

21:55 Very foggy. Feeling kind of sketchy.

21:58 Feeling kind of sketchy.

21:58 Feeling kind of sketchy. People are yelling. People are yelling.

22:02 People are yelling. People are yelling.

22:02 People are yelling. People are yelling. And the children are screaming. The

22:04 And the children are screaming. The

22:04 And the children are screaming. The children are screaming.

22:07 children are screaming.

22:08 children are screaming. People have flashlights. Just trying to

22:10 People have flashlights. Just trying to

22:10 People have flashlights. Just trying to spot some creepy monsters out here. Oh,

22:14 spot some creepy monsters out here. Oh,

22:14 spot some creepy monsters out here. Oh, there's one. That girl was more

22:15 there's one. That girl was more

22:15 there's one. That girl was more interested in Snapchatting than being

22:17 interested in Snapchatting than being

22:17 interested in Snapchatting than being scared.

22:20 scared.

22:20 scared. What is this? It's like haunt meets Tron

22:22 What is this? It's like haunt meets Tron

22:22 What is this? It's like haunt meets Tron out here. Don't go towards the light.

22:25 out here. Don't go towards the light.

22:25 out here. Don't go towards the light. Don't go towards the light. I just

22:27 Don't go towards the light. I just

22:27 Don't go towards the light. I just realized I lost Ally and Big Tyler and

22:29 realized I lost Ally and Big Tyler and

22:29 realized I lost Ally and Big Tyler and Alex a long time ago. I'm all alone.

22:33 Alex a long time ago. I'm all alone.

22:33 Alex a long time ago. I'm all alone. Luckily, I may know a place where I have

22:36 Luckily, I may know a place where I have

22:36 Luckily, I may know a place where I have a friend at Knots. If I can just get to

22:39 a friend at Knots. If I can just get to

22:39 a friend at Knots. If I can just get to it. Oh, man.

22:42 it. Oh, man.

22:42 it. Oh, man. Here it is. Right behind Goldie's place.

22:45 Here it is. Right behind Goldie's place.

22:45 Here it is. Right behind Goldie's place. The town jail. Here, my friend. Wait a

22:48 The town jail. Here, my friend. Wait a

22:48 The town jail. Here, my friend. Wait a minute. It's all boarded up. Sadi, Joe.

22:53 minute. It's all boarded up. Sadi, Joe.

22:53 minute. It's all boarded up. Sadi, Joe. Joe. Even Joe has boarded up his

22:56 Joe. Even Joe has boarded up his

22:56 Joe. Even Joe has boarded up his windows. It's not safe.

22:58 windows. It's not safe.

22:58 windows. It's not safe. Oh, here's my friends and my pretty

23:01 Oh, here's my friends and my pretty

23:01 Oh, here's my friends and my pretty girlfriend. Are you scared yet?

23:03 girlfriend. Are you scared yet?

23:03 girlfriend. Are you scared yet? Yeah.

23:04 Yeah. Oh, why? Oh, there's monsters. I could

23:07 Oh, why? Oh, there's monsters. I could

23:07 Oh, why? Oh, there's monsters. I could stay in ghost town the rest of the night

23:09 stay in ghost town the rest of the night

23:09 stay in ghost town the rest of the night and be totally satisfied. Awesome. Scary

23:13 and be totally satisfied. Awesome. Scary

23:13 and be totally satisfied. Awesome. Scary ghost town and not scary farm. Ooh,

23:18 ghost town and not scary farm. Ooh,

23:18 ghost town and not scary farm. Ooh, there's more fog machines over this way.

23:20 there's more fog machines over this way.

23:20 there's more fog machines over this way. Look at Ally. Let's see those thriller

23:22 Look at Ally. Let's see those thriller

23:22 Look at Ally. Let's see those thriller moves. Let's see the thriller moves. Oh.

23:25 moves. Let's see the thriller moves. Oh.

23:25 moves. Let's see the thriller moves. Oh. Oh. Oh. Going for it. She does that

23:28 Oh. Oh. Going for it. She does that

23:28 Oh. Oh. Going for it. She does that every night, too, before we go to bed.

23:30 every night, too, before we go to bed.

23:30 every night, too, before we go to bed. It's really weird. Chimberly,

23:31 It's really weird. Chimberly,

23:32 It's really weird. Chimberly, so weird, dude. I love Ghost Town Alive,

23:35 so weird, dude. I love Ghost Town Alive,

23:35 so weird, dude. I love Ghost Town Alive, but I also like Ghost Town Undead.

23:39 but I also like Ghost Town Undead.

23:39 but I also like Ghost Town Undead. Like you do like me.

23:40 Like you do like me.

23:40 Like you do like me. Well, a little sometimes.

23:41 Well, a little sometimes.

23:42 Well, a little sometimes. All right, fair enough. I'll take it.

23:43 All right, fair enough. I'll take it.

23:43 All right, fair enough. I'll take it. What's this? What is this? I don't know

23:45 What's this? What is this? I don't know

23:45 What's this? What is this? I don't know what it is, but better take a picture of

23:47 what it is, but better take a picture of

23:47 what it is, but better take a picture of it. Get your wagon.

23:48 it. Get your wagon.

23:48 it. Get your wagon. Get a fun pin.

23:51 Get a fun pin.

23:51 Get a fun pin. Look at the size of this port hole at

23:53 Look at the size of this port hole at

23:53 Look at the size of this port hole at hell.

24:00 [Music]

24:00 [Music] Scary times.

24:02 Scary times.

24:02 Scary times. Scary.

24:04 Scary. Scary witch.

24:07 Scary witch.

24:07 Scary witch. Nice witch.

24:13 Dude, you were looking a little flinchy.

24:13 Dude, you were looking a little flinchy. You were looking a little flinchy there.

24:15 You were looking a little flinchy there.

24:15 You were looking a little flinchy there. You okay?

24:16 You okay?

24:16 You okay? Okay. Time to leave the ghost town area

24:20 Okay. Time to leave the ghost town area

24:20 Okay. Time to leave the ghost town area and head towards this beautiful shining

24:23 and head towards this beautiful shining

24:23 and head towards this beautiful shining gem. This is my favorite thing at

24:24 gem. This is my favorite thing at

24:24 gem. This is my favorite thing at Knottberry Farm. Period. At Knots Scary

24:27 Knottberry Farm. Period. At Knots Scary

24:27 Knottberry Farm. Period. At Knots Scary Farm, they used to have people on this

24:28 Farm, they used to have people on this

24:28 Farm, they used to have people on this ride that would jump out at you. Not

24:30 ride that would jump out at you. Not

24:30 ride that would jump out at you. Not anymore. But I still love this ride, so

24:32 anymore. But I still love this ride, so

24:32 anymore. But I still love this ride, so I'm doing it anyways. I don't even care

24:33 I'm doing it anyways. I don't even care

24:33 I'm doing it anyways. I don't even care how much Tyler doesn't want to. Oh, I'm

24:35 how much Tyler doesn't want to. Oh, I'm

24:35 how much Tyler doesn't want to. Oh, I'm so ready. You dancing?

24:44 It's the Calico Mind ride. Yeah. Do you

24:44 It's the Calico Mind ride. Yeah. Do you like this ride, Ally?

24:45 like this ride, Ally?

24:45 like this ride, Ally? Yeah.

24:46 Yeah. I love this ride. It's so cool. This

24:47 I love this ride. It's so cool. This

24:48 I love this ride. It's so cool. This ride and the log ride. The log ride used

24:49 ride and the log ride. The log ride used

24:49 ride and the log ride. The log ride used to be cool cuz there' be people

24:50 to be cool cuz there' be people

24:50 to be cool cuz there' be people alongside the plume. There was freaking

24:52 alongside the plume. There was freaking

24:52 alongside the plume. There was freaking fake chains like like was gnarly, man. I

24:56 fake chains like like was gnarly, man. I

24:56 fake chains like like was gnarly, man. I guess they're kind of spooked out by uh

24:59 guess they're kind of spooked out by uh

24:59 guess they're kind of spooked out by uh putting monsters close to people again.

25:01 putting monsters close to people again.

25:01 putting monsters close to people again. But uh we can still ride it and see if

25:03 But uh we can still ride it and see if

25:03 But uh we can still ride it and see if they've got it decorated inside or not.

25:05 they've got it decorated inside or not.

25:05 they've got it decorated inside or not. You excited, Alex? You don't look

25:07 You excited, Alex? You don't look

25:07 You excited, Alex? You don't look excited.

25:08 excited.

25:08 excited. You don't like the mine ride?

25:11 You don't like the mine ride?

25:11 You don't like the mine ride? Whatever, dude. I don't mind.

25:13 Whatever, dude. I don't mind.

25:13 Whatever, dude. I don't mind. And look, they have spooky lights on the

25:15 And look, they have spooky lights on the

25:15 And look, they have spooky lights on the outside of it. So, it's going to be

25:17 outside of it. So, it's going to be

25:17 outside of it. So, it's going to be spooky. Sort of.

25:18 spooky. Sort of.

25:18 spooky. Sort of. This ride is always kind of spooky. They

25:20 This ride is always kind of spooky. They

25:20 This ride is always kind of spooky. They got the guy.

25:23 got the guy.

25:23 got the guy. Oh. All right. We're packed in here nice

25:25 Oh. All right. We're packed in here nice

25:25 Oh. All right. We're packed in here nice and tight like little sardines. Me

25:27 and tight like little sardines. Me

25:28 and tight like little sardines. Me touching friendship. Making new friends

25:30 touching friendship. Making new friends

25:30 touching friendship. Making new friends everywhere.

25:44 Yes. Yes. into the mine.

25:44 Yes. Yes. into the mine. Yes.

25:46 Yes.

25:46 Yes. Yes. I love the mine ride. Feels more

25:48 Yes. I love the mine ride. Feels more

25:48 Yes. I love the mine ride. Feels more like a sauna ride.

25:51 like a sauna ride.

25:51 like a sauna ride. Oh yeah.

25:54 Oh yeah.

25:54 Oh yeah. Bubbly. Yes. The glory hole. I love this

25:59 Bubbly. Yes. The glory hole. I love this

25:59 Bubbly. Yes. The glory hole. I love this part. Everybody loves a glory hole.

26:02 part. Everybody loves a glory hole.

26:02 part. Everybody loves a glory hole. Buddy. Oh,

26:05 Buddy. Oh,

26:05 Buddy. Oh, I don't mind this at all. Remember, one

26:08 I don't mind this at all. Remember, one

26:08 I don't mind this at all. Remember, one strange spark will all get lost into

26:11 strange spark will all get lost into

26:11 strange spark will all get lost into kingdom come.

26:12 kingdom come.

26:12 kingdom come. Well, that doesn't sound very

26:13 Well, that doesn't sound very

26:13 Well, that doesn't sound very comforting. Look at this guy. Look at

26:16 comforting. Look at this guy. Look at

26:16 comforting. Look at this guy. Look at this guy.

26:18 this guy.

26:18 this guy. Yes.

26:34 Aren't you?

26:34 Aren't you? A couple years ago, they had like some

26:36 A couple years ago, they had like some

26:36 A couple years ago, they had like some prop witches and some skeletons in here.

26:38 prop witches and some skeletons in here.

26:38 prop witches and some skeletons in here. This year, they're like, "Nah, why

26:39 This year, they're like, "Nah, why

26:39 This year, they're like, "Nah, why bother trying? It's not Halloween inside

26:41 bother trying? It's not Halloween inside

26:42 bother trying? It's not Halloween inside the mine." That's my favorite guy.

26:51 I love this ride. It's so freaking huge

26:51 I love this ride. It's so freaking huge in here.

26:53 in here.

26:53 in here. Like hundreds back outside. Um,

26:57 Like hundreds back outside. Um,

26:57 Like hundreds back outside. Um, this doesn't seem very safe. Why are we

26:59 this doesn't seem very safe. Why are we

26:59 this doesn't seem very safe. Why are we stopped? It doesn't make any fun. Oh,

27:01 stopped? It doesn't make any fun. Oh,

27:01 stopped? It doesn't make any fun. Oh, thank goodness. We're moving again.

27:04 thank goodness. We're moving again.

27:04 thank goodness. We're moving again. We're moving again. Back inside the man.

27:28 Too many jalapenos

27:28 Too many jalapenos exploded.

27:29 exploded.

27:29 exploded. [Applause]

27:31 [Applause] And that's that. Alex was so bummed.

27:34 And that's that. Alex was so bummed.

27:34 And that's that. Alex was so bummed. Alex was so bummed. She hates this ride.

27:38 Alex was so bummed. She hates this ride.

27:38 Alex was so bummed. She hates this ride. She hates it. Dude, my first ever

27:40 She hates it. Dude, my first ever

27:40 She hates it. Dude, my first ever Halloween month. I was here with a

27:42 Halloween month. I was here with a

27:42 Halloween month. I was here with a friend of mine from high school or from

27:43 friend of mine from high school or from

27:43 friend of mine from high school or from junior high, actually. And we got off

27:45 junior high, actually. And we got off

27:45 junior high, actually. And we got off that ride for whatever reason. We'd eat

27:47 that ride for whatever reason. We'd eat

27:47 that ride for whatever reason. We'd eat a bunch of popcorn. Got off that ride

27:49 a bunch of popcorn. Got off that ride

27:49 a bunch of popcorn. Got off that ride and he totally threw up right here like

27:52 and he totally threw up right here like

27:52 and he totally threw up right here like a lot. And then he had to go home. Good

27:54 a lot. And then he had to go home. Good

27:54 a lot. And then he had to go home. Good times. Super random, right? Weird.

27:57 times. Super random, right? Weird.

27:57 times. Super random, right? Weird. What's this? What's exciting? What she

27:59 What's this? What's exciting? What she

27:59 What's this? What's exciting? What she find now?

28:04 Spooky.

28:04 Spooky. Alex,

28:05 Alex,

28:05 Alex, why do you hate the mine ride so much?

28:09 why do you hate the mine ride so much?

28:09 why do you hate the mine ride so much? What did it do to you?

28:11 What did it do to you?

28:11 What did it do to you? It's hot in there.

28:13 It's hot in there.

28:13 It's hot in there. I wish there were still monsters in the

28:15 I wish there were still monsters in the

28:15 I wish there were still monsters in the ride, but I still like it no matter

28:17 ride, but I still like it no matter

28:17 ride, but I still like it no matter what. More hanging. Doing some more

28:20 what. More hanging. Doing some more

28:20 what. More hanging. Doing some more shows. Neat. I'm just super not into

28:23 shows. Neat. I'm just super not into

28:23 shows. Neat. I'm just super not into like shows at theme parks. I always see

28:26 like shows at theme parks. I always see

28:26 like shows at theme parks. I always see the green slime later. Oh, look. This

28:29 the green slime later. Oh, look. This

28:29 the green slime later. Oh, look. This will make Ally happy right here. Pumpkin

28:32 will make Ally happy right here. Pumpkin

28:32 will make Ally happy right here. Pumpkin stuffed churro. You got it already.

28:34 stuffed churro. You got it already.

28:34 stuffed churro. You got it already. Look.

28:36 Look.

28:36 Look. Pumpkin stuff. Try it. Try it. Bite it.

28:43 What does it taste like?

28:43 What does it taste like? Is it good?

28:44 Is it good?

28:44 Is it good? Yes.

28:46 Yes. Scary dead people. I feel like there

28:49 Scary dead people. I feel like there

28:49 Scary dead people. I feel like there were several years out here at Knots

28:51 were several years out here at Knots

28:51 were several years out here at Knots where they were trying to be really

28:52 where they were trying to be really

28:52 where they were trying to be really intense and like in your face and crazy

28:54 intense and like in your face and crazy

28:54 intense and like in your face and crazy and like kind of negative and I don't

28:56 and like kind of negative and I don't

28:56 and like kind of negative and I don't know. For whatever reason, I'm liking

28:58 know. For whatever reason, I'm liking

28:58 know. For whatever reason, I'm liking tonight more than I've liked the past

28:59 tonight more than I've liked the past

28:59 tonight more than I've liked the past several times I've been to Scary Farm.

29:02 several times I've been to Scary Farm.

29:02 several times I've been to Scary Farm. Maybe it's just the alley's here with

29:03 Maybe it's just the alley's here with

29:03 Maybe it's just the alley's here with me. I don't know. Or maybe it's the full

29:06 me. I don't know. Or maybe it's the full

29:06 me. I don't know. Or maybe it's the full moon. Whatever it is, God help me. I'm

29:09 moon. Whatever it is, God help me. I'm

29:09 moon. Whatever it is, God help me. I'm starting to have a little fun. Yeah,

29:11 starting to have a little fun. Yeah,

29:11 starting to have a little fun. Yeah, this is awesome. Full moon outside. Tons

29:14 this is awesome. Full moon outside. Tons

29:14 this is awesome. Full moon outside. Tons of monsters and cool stuff. The scariest

29:17 of monsters and cool stuff. The scariest

29:17 of monsters and cool stuff. The scariest thing I've seen all day. Fake Tyler.

29:20 thing I've seen all day. Fake Tyler.

29:20 thing I've seen all day. Fake Tyler. Look at this lady right here. She looks

29:22 Look at this lady right here. She looks

29:22 Look at this lady right here. She looks like she's been injured somehow. Some

29:24 like she's been injured somehow. Some

29:24 like she's been injured somehow. Some kind of injury has been sustained.

29:27 kind of injury has been sustained.

29:27 kind of injury has been sustained. She's stuck. She's looking. Is she

29:30 She's stuck. She's looking. Is she

29:30 She's stuck. She's looking. Is she looking?

29:31 looking?

29:31 looking? Is she looking?

29:33 Is she looking?

29:33 Is she looking? Is she looking? Is she looking? She's

29:36 Is she looking? Is she looking? She's

29:36 Is she looking? Is she looking? She's getting closer. She's getting She's

29:37 getting closer. She's getting She's

29:37 getting closer. She's getting She's weirding me out. She's weirding me out.

29:40 weirding me out. She's weirding me out.

29:40 weirding me out. She's weirding me out. Okay. Okay. We're That was a close What

29:42 Okay. Okay. We're That was a close What

29:42 Okay. Okay. We're That was a close What the heck is this? Oh,

29:45 the heck is this? Oh,

29:45 the heck is this? Oh, what's

29:47 what's

29:47 what's what's going on there?

29:50 what's going on there?

29:50 what's going on there? Scary. Oh. Oh, lots of screaming.

29:56 Scary. Oh. Oh, lots of screaming.

29:56 Scary. Oh. Oh, lots of screaming. Oh, back through the fog, I guess. Do

29:59 Oh, back through the fog, I guess. Do

29:59 Oh, back through the fog, I guess. Do you guys love the fog? Do you love the

30:01 you guys love the fog? Do you love the

30:01 you guys love the fog? Do you love the fog, Alley? Do you love it more with

30:03 fog, Alley? Do you love it more with

30:03 fog, Alley? Do you love it more with churros, guys?

30:04 churros, guys?

30:04 churros, guys? Yeah.

30:04 Yeah. Alex, are you happy now?

30:06 Alex, are you happy now?

30:06 Alex, are you happy now? You got a churro. Everything's cool.

30:07 You got a churro. Everything's cool.

30:07 You got a churro. Everything's cool. Okay.

30:12 Here we go. I'm feeling slightly

30:12 Here we go. I'm feeling slightly startled. I'm feeling slightly startled.

30:14 startled. I'm feeling slightly startled.

30:14 startled. I'm feeling slightly startled. I'm feeling unnerved. Unnerved.

30:17 I'm feeling unnerved. Unnerved.

30:17 I'm feeling unnerved. Unnerved. That What the heck is that? Help. It's

30:19 That What the heck is that? Help. It's

30:19 That What the heck is that? Help. It's my ex-wife.

30:22 my ex-wife.

30:22 my ex-wife. People are looking nervous. People are

30:25 People are looking nervous. People are

30:25 People are looking nervous. People are looking nervous.

30:27 looking nervous.

30:27 looking nervous. Ooh, scary.

30:30 Ooh, scary.

30:30 Ooh, scary. Oh my god.

30:31 Oh my god.

30:31 Oh my god. Okay.

30:32 Okay.

30:32 Okay. What?

30:33 What?

30:33 What? We made it through the fog. Okay, now

30:35 We made it through the fog. Okay, now

30:35 We made it through the fog. Okay, now they're going to suck us into some more

30:38 they're going to suck us into some more

30:38 they're going to suck us into some more mazes. Wait, you okay? Getting a little

30:40 mazes. Wait, you okay? Getting a little

30:40 mazes. Wait, you okay? Getting a little nervous. That's cool.

30:47 All right, Tyler and Alex are taking us

30:47 All right, Tyler and Alex are taking us into some more mazes, which is good cuz

30:48 into some more mazes, which is good cuz

30:48 into some more mazes, which is good cuz I heard they're going to be amazing.

30:51 I heard they're going to be amazing.

30:51 I heard they're going to be amazing. Even more mazes.

30:54 Even more mazes.

30:54 Even more mazes. We have to do this, huh?

30:56 We have to do this, huh?

30:56 We have to do this, huh? Yeah, it's really fun. Okay. Oh, this is

31:00 Yeah, it's really fun. Okay. Oh, this is

31:00 Yeah, it's really fun. Okay. Oh, this is cool. All white and glowy. That's dope.

31:02 cool. All white and glowy. That's dope.

31:02 cool. All white and glowy. That's dope. Traditionally how you think of a

31:04 Traditionally how you think of a

31:04 Traditionally how you think of a Halloween maze. That's cool. Oh, up.

31:07 Halloween maze. That's cool. Oh, up.

31:07 Halloween maze. That's cool. Oh, up. There we go. Oh, that's what I was

31:09 There we go. Oh, that's what I was

31:09 There we go. Oh, that's what I was expecting. Scariness.

31:16 That lady was really angry and I don't

31:16 That lady was really angry and I don't know why.

31:18 know why.

31:18 know why. Oh, there's a lot of blood on the ice

31:20 Oh, there's a lot of blood on the ice

31:20 Oh, there's a lot of blood on the ice here. Been a pretty crazy hockey day.

31:23 here. Been a pretty crazy hockey day.

31:23 here. Been a pretty crazy hockey day. What is that?

31:26 What is that? [Music]

31:35 Oh, gee. Why?

31:35 Oh, gee. Why? [Applause]

31:36 [Applause] Okay, that's actually terrifying.

31:40 Okay, that's actually terrifying.

31:40 Okay, that's actually terrifying. That's not right.

31:43 That's not right.

31:43 That's not right. Oh, dude. That's dope. Let it snow. Let

31:48 Oh, dude. That's dope. Let it snow. Let

31:48 Oh, dude. That's dope. Let it snow. Let it snow. What is that?

31:52 it snow. What is that?

31:52 it snow. What is that? Oh, sick.

32:00 Oh. Oh, that's a human.

32:00 Oh. Oh, that's a human. It's so metal, dude. Dude, that is so

32:02 It's so metal, dude. Dude, that is so

32:02 It's so metal, dude. Dude, that is so metal. Whoa. Why is the floor all shaky?

32:11 Oh no, not Elsa. Not Elsa. Oh, you're

32:11 Oh no, not Elsa. Not Elsa. Oh, you're loving it. You're loving it, aren't you,

32:12 loving it. You're loving it, aren't you,

32:12 loving it. You're loving it, aren't you, Alex? That maze was so cool, right?

32:16 Alex? That maze was so cool, right?

32:16 Alex? That maze was so cool, right? Icing so was cool. Yeah. Yeah, it was

32:19 Icing so was cool. Yeah. Yeah, it was

32:19 Icing so was cool. Yeah. Yeah, it was very cool. Cool.

32:22 very cool. Cool.

32:22 very cool. Cool. Yeah,

32:30 this is the scariest one. Ah, dude.

32:30 this is the scariest one. Ah, dude. Where's Michelle Galler?

32:34 Where's Michelle Galler?

32:34 Where's Michelle Galler? Super fun.

32:52 Scary. Oh, dude. I was getting stuck.

32:52 Scary. Oh, dude. I was getting stuck. [Music]

32:57 [Music] Japan is scary.

32:59 Japan is scary.

32:59 Japan is scary. Okay, we've got one thing left to do. We

33:03 Okay, we've got one thing left to do. We

33:03 Okay, we've got one thing left to do. We got to come back to the least scary part

33:05 got to come back to the least scary part

33:05 got to come back to the least scary part of the farm so that we can see the

33:08 of the farm so that we can see the

33:08 of the farm so that we can see the mistress of the dark. Didn't you do a

33:11 mistress of the dark. Didn't you do a

33:11 mistress of the dark. Didn't you do a cheer competition in this building

33:12 cheer competition in this building

33:12 cheer competition in this building before? Yeah.

33:13 before? Yeah.

33:13 before? Yeah. So, you've been on the same stage as

33:15 So, you've been on the same stage as

33:15 So, you've been on the same stage as Alvirra. That's good. My girlfriend was

33:18 Alvirra. That's good. My girlfriend was

33:18 Alvirra. That's good. My girlfriend was a cheerleader. Super cool. No big deal.

33:20 a cheerleader. Super cool. No big deal.

33:20 a cheerleader. Super cool. No big deal. I was not a football star, though. I was

33:23 I was not a football star, though. I was

33:23 I was not a football star, though. I was a loser. Yes, we're doing it. Some Alvir

33:26 a loser. Yes, we're doing it. Some Alvir

33:26 a loser. Yes, we're doing it. Some Alvir action. Oh, dang. I always forget how

33:29 action. Oh, dang. I always forget how

33:29 action. Oh, dang. I always forget how huge this freaking theater is. Awesome.

33:31 huge this freaking theater is. Awesome.

33:31 huge this freaking theater is. Awesome. This theater is named after Charles

33:32 This theater is named after Charles

33:32 This theater is named after Charles Schultz, the creator of the Peanuts. And

33:36 Schultz, the creator of the Peanuts. And

33:36 Schultz, the creator of the Peanuts. And I've been to his museum. That's awesome.

33:38 I've been to his museum. That's awesome.

33:38 I've been to his museum. That's awesome. Ever seen that video?

33:40 Ever seen that video?

33:40 Ever seen that video? I did. I've seen it. Pretty.

33:42 I did. I've seen it. Pretty.

33:42 I did. I've seen it. Pretty. We're going to see Alra. We're going to

33:44 We're going to see Alra. We're going to

33:44 We're going to see Alra. We're going to see Alra. Sweet. I'm getting excited.

33:50 see Alra. Sweet. I'm getting excited.

33:50 see Alra. Sweet. I'm getting excited. [Music]

33:58 Elra,

33:58 Elra, she looks good.

34:04 dance.

34:04 dance. This is awesome.

34:05 This is awesome.

34:05 This is awesome. That's right. I know what you're saying

34:06 That's right. I know what you're saying

34:06 That's right. I know what you're saying to yourself right now. I was a good

34:08 to yourself right now. I was a good

34:08 to yourself right now. I was a good play.

34:08 play.

34:08 play. This is weird.

34:10 This is weird.

34:10 This is weird. [Music]

34:17 This is not what I expected to see

34:18 This is not what I expected to see today.

34:20 today.

34:20 today. Weird.

34:21 Weird.

34:21 Weird. I mean, after all, I am 98% plastic.

34:25 I mean, after all, I am 98% plastic.

34:25 I mean, after all, I am 98% plastic. And I must say, I really do not

34:27 And I must say, I really do not

34:27 And I must say, I really do not appreciate RuPaul leaving one of his big

34:30 appreciate RuPaul leaving one of his big

34:30 appreciate RuPaul leaving one of his big tacky earrings hanging over my head.

34:34 tacky earrings hanging over my head.

34:34 tacky earrings hanging over my head. Oh my god. But don't worry, this ain't

34:36 Oh my god. But don't worry, this ain't

34:36 Oh my god. But don't worry, this ain't the Phantom of the Opera. That thing

34:38 the Phantom of the Opera. That thing

34:38 the Phantom of the Opera. That thing ain't going to come crashing down any

34:39 ain't going to come crashing down any

34:40 ain't going to come crashing down any time. Okay. Now, like the producer, we

34:42 time. Okay. Now, like the producer, we

34:42 time. Okay. Now, like the producer, we gave him my first acting job in

34:44 gave him my first acting job in

34:44 gave him my first acting job in Hollywood. It's very well hung. The

34:46 Hollywood. It's very well hung. The

34:46 Hollywood. It's very well hung. The black eyes and everything. So, anyway,

34:49 black eyes and everything. So, anyway,

34:49 black eyes and everything. So, anyway, enough about book.

35:04 What in the world did I just watch? What

35:04 What in the world did I just watch? What happened?

35:05 happened?

35:06 happened? Something amazing happened. We just saw

35:08 Something amazing happened. We just saw

35:08 Something amazing happened. We just saw an icon.

35:09 an icon.

35:09 an icon. Did you like that?

35:10 Did you like that?

35:10 Did you like that? Yeah.

35:10 Yeah. Oh, it's all done.

35:15 Oh, it's all done.

35:15 Oh, it's all done. What in the

35:25 I don't know what's happening. So, I'm

35:25 I don't know what's happening. So, I'm just going to walk away

35:28 just going to walk away

35:28 just going to walk away slowly, maybe fastly. Oh, look.

35:31 slowly, maybe fastly. Oh, look.

35:31 slowly, maybe fastly. Oh, look. We go down that straight away.

35:33 We go down that straight away.

35:33 We go down that straight away. This is Teddy.

35:34 This is Teddy.

35:34 This is Teddy. So, we'll go anywhere. Hi,

35:35 So, we'll go anywhere. Hi,

35:35 So, we'll go anywhere. Hi, Teddy.

35:36 Teddy.

35:36 Teddy. So, handsome. What do you think of

35:38 So, handsome. What do you think of

35:38 So, handsome. What do you think of Halloween? Not scary farm, whatever the

35:40 Halloween? Not scary farm, whatever the

35:40 Halloween? Not scary farm, whatever the heck it's called. What do you think? I

35:41 heck it's called. What do you think? I

35:41 heck it's called. What do you think? I like it.

35:41 like it.

35:42 like it. You like it? Mhm.

35:43 You like it? Mhm.

35:43 You like it? Mhm. Want to come back next year?

35:44 Want to come back next year?

35:44 Want to come back next year? Yeah.

35:44 Yeah. Okay. It took me 3 years, but I finally

35:47 Okay. It took me 3 years, but I finally

35:48 Okay. It took me 3 years, but I finally returned.

35:49 returned.

35:49 returned. Trinat's scary farm. And I got to say, I

35:53 Trinat's scary farm. And I got to say, I

35:53 Trinat's scary farm. And I got to say, I don't hate it. I don't hate it. I was

35:56 don't hate it. I don't hate it. I was

35:56 don't hate it. I don't hate it. I was actually kind of dreading coming here,

35:59 actually kind of dreading coming here,

35:59 actually kind of dreading coming here, but it turned out to be pretty freaking

36:01 but it turned out to be pretty freaking

36:01 but it turned out to be pretty freaking awesome. I think we also got kind of

36:03 awesome. I think we also got kind of

36:03 awesome. I think we also got kind of lucky to come on a night that wasn't

36:05 lucky to come on a night that wasn't

36:05 lucky to come on a night that wasn't very crowded, so that's pretty good.

36:07 very crowded, so that's pretty good.

36:07 very crowded, so that's pretty good. Anyway, we are about to head home and

36:09 Anyway, we are about to head home and

36:09 Anyway, we are about to head home and head off into the darkness. So, make

36:12 head off into the darkness. So, make

36:12 head off into the darkness. So, make sure you're subscribed for some more

36:13 sure you're subscribed for some more

36:13 sure you're subscribed for some more adventures. Live

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36:20 if you want to help keep the show on the

36:20 if you want to help keep the show on the road. We'll see you all a little later.

36:25 road. We'll see you all a little later.

36:25 road. We'll see you all a little later. Hold me. I'll hold you. No, not not you.

36:29 Hold me. I'll hold you. No, not not you.

36:29 Hold me. I'll hold you. No, not not you. Hold me. Okay. Bye, guys.

36:31 Hold me. Okay. Bye, guys.

36:31 Hold me. Okay. Bye, guys. Bye.

36:41 [Music] Heat

36:53 [Music] up here.

37:18 [Music] Hallelujah.

37:21 Hallelujah.

37:21 Hallelujah. [Applause]

37:21 [Applause] [Music]

37:37 [Music] Yeah.

37:39 Yeah. [Music]

37:53 [Music] Go home

37:55 Go home

37:55 Go home and

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