Roaming with friends and a Disneyland Urban Legend busted
Let's take about a 30 minute walk through Disneyland and talk of many things, look at many things, meet some strangers, send Thomas to busy an urban legend/meme/myth, and Listen to Adam the Woo talk about his beardliness, or something like that. It's the sometimes vlog! I apologize for the shakiness towards the beginning of this video, much mountain dew was consumed this day! Also, we didn't have time to build this blog to scale or to paint it ;)
Transcript
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Look at that. What a beautiful sight.
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Look at that. What a beautiful sight. Springtime is becoming summertime. The
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Springtime is becoming summertime. The
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Springtime is becoming summertime. The bees are buzzing around all of the
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bees are buzzing around all of the
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bees are buzzing around all of the beautiful flowers. See what I did there?
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beautiful flowers. See what I did there?
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beautiful flowers. See what I did there? Beautiful flowers. There are ducks
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Beautiful flowers. There are ducks
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Beautiful flowers. There are ducks walking around everywhere. Baby ducks
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walking around everywhere. Baby ducks
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walking around everywhere. Baby ducks are hatching all over the wonder, the
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are hatching all over the wonder, the
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are hatching all over the wonder, the majesty, the beautiful garden that is
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majesty, the beautiful garden that is
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majesty, the beautiful garden that is Disneyland. And speaking of beautiful
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Disneyland. And speaking of beautiful
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Disneyland. And speaking of beautiful gardens, look at this. the Alpine Garden
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gardens, look at this. the Alpine Garden
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gardens, look at this. the Alpine Garden slash King Triton's fountain thing slash
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slash King Triton's fountain thing slash
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slash King Triton's fountain thing slash what used to be the house of the future.
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what used to be the house of the future.
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what used to be the house of the future. It's the sometimes vlog. It's a vlog
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It's the sometimes vlog. It's a vlog
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It's the sometimes vlog. It's a vlog that happens sometimes. Thomas Escobar.
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that happens sometimes. Thomas Escobar.
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that happens sometimes. Thomas Escobar. This guy Thomas literally just walked up
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This guy Thomas literally just walked up
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This guy Thomas literally just walked up right now. I've never seen that shirt
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right now. I've never seen that shirt
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right now. I've never seen that shirt before in the whole course of my life
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before in the whole course of my life
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before in the whole course of my life because I designed this shirt for when I
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because I designed this shirt for when I
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because I designed this shirt for when I was in a band called The Scard. the scar
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was in a band called The Scard. the scar
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was in a band called The Scard. the scar and we never printed it and I put it on
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and we never printed it and I put it on
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and we never printed it and I put it on Spreadshirt and I didn't know anyone
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Spreadshirt and I didn't know anyone
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Spreadshirt and I didn't know anyone ever bought it. So kudos to you Tomas.
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ever bought it. So kudos to you Tomas.
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ever bought it. So kudos to you Tomas. Is it Tomas? Tom Tommy Thomas Tinker
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Is it Tomas? Tom Tommy Thomas Tinker
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Is it Tomas? Tom Tommy Thomas Tinker Toy. What do we call you? Let's go by
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Toy. What do we call you? Let's go by
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Toy. What do we call you? Let's go by Thomas. Thomas Escobar is here. So I
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Thomas. Thomas Escobar is here. So I
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Thomas. Thomas Escobar is here. So I just ran into the first person of whom I
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just ran into the first person of whom I
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just ran into the first person of whom I know at Disneyland and now we know them.
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know at Disneyland and now we know them.
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know at Disneyland and now we know them. We're meeting all kinds of wonderful
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We're meeting all kinds of wonderful
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We're meeting all kinds of wonderful strangers and people. Hello everybody.
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strangers and people. Hello everybody.
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strangers and people. Hello everybody. Welcome back to the sometimes vlog. It's
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Welcome back to the sometimes vlog. It's
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Welcome back to the sometimes vlog. It's a vlog that happens sometimes.
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a vlog that happens sometimes.
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a vlog that happens sometimes. Yesterday, yesterday, Thomas, I did an
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Yesterday, yesterday, Thomas, I did an
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Yesterday, yesterday, Thomas, I did an experiment where I actually sat still
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experiment where I actually sat still
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experiment where I actually sat still for Tiki Tuesday and did an edited vlog
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for Tiki Tuesday and did an edited vlog
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for Tiki Tuesday and did an edited vlog Q&A style. And everyone was worried,
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Q&A style. And everyone was worried,
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Q&A style. And everyone was worried, does this mean that you won't do
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does this mean that you won't do
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does this mean that you won't do unedited random wacky vlogs with people
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unedited random wacky vlogs with people
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unedited random wacky vlogs with people sitting on a bench just being best
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sitting on a bench just being best
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sitting on a bench just being best friends with people you've never met
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friends with people you've never met
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friends with people you've never met before in your life, sharing the
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before in your life, sharing the
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before in your life, sharing the memories together, and then walking
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memories together, and then walking
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memories together, and then walking away? Anyway, yesterday I sat still and
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away? Anyway, yesterday I sat still and
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away? Anyway, yesterday I sat still and did a Q&A thing where I answered some
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did a Q&A thing where I answered some
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did a Q&A thing where I answered some questions that you guys asked me on
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questions that you guys asked me on
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questions that you guys asked me on Facebook. I noticed you didn't ask me
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Facebook. I noticed you didn't ask me
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Facebook. I noticed you didn't ask me any questions on Facebook, Tomas. I
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any questions on Facebook, Tomas. I
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any questions on Facebook, Tomas. I typically don't use Facebook that much
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typically don't use Facebook that much
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typically don't use Facebook that much anymore. Well, good for you, Mr. I don't
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anymore. Well, good for you, Mr. I don't
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anymore. Well, good for you, Mr. I don't use Facebook. I don't use the internet
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use Facebook. I don't use the internet
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use Facebook. I don't use the internet and I churn my own butter. Right. Oh,
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and I churn my own butter. Right. Oh,
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and I churn my own butter. Right. Oh, yeah. Right. Anyway, so no, the
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yeah. Right. Anyway, so no, the
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yeah. Right. Anyway, so no, the wackiness will resume. It's really windy
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wackiness will resume. It's really windy
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wackiness will resume. It's really windy out here today. I meant to come and film
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out here today. I meant to come and film
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out here today. I meant to come and film Random Land. Did you hear that? uh
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Random Land. Did you hear that? uh
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Random Land. Did you hear that? uh random land videos. But the thing is
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random land videos. But the thing is
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random land videos. But the thing is it's so windy that the microphone on my
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it's so windy that the microphone on my
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it's so windy that the microphone on my camera I was really sensitive to wind as
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camera I was really sensitive to wind as
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camera I was really sensitive to wind as opposed to the iPhone microphone does a
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opposed to the iPhone microphone does a
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opposed to the iPhone microphone does a little bit better. So I decided today
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little bit better. So I decided today
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little bit better. So I decided today ditch the random land filming just for a
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ditch the random land filming just for a
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ditch the random land filming just for a second and come enjoy the wonderful
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second and come enjoy the wonderful
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second and come enjoy the wonderful sights, sounds, and smells of this this
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sights, sounds, and smells of this this
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sights, sounds, and smells of this this beautiful wonderful castle. It makes me
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beautiful wonderful castle. It makes me
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beautiful wonderful castle. It makes me cry with emotions every time I see it
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cry with emotions every time I see it
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cry with emotions every time I see it because it's so beautiful and it's the
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because it's so beautiful and it's the
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because it's so beautiful and it's the 60th anniversary and everyone wants to
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60th anniversary and everyone wants to
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60th anniversary and everyone wants to take a selfie. You guys should be in my
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take a selfie. You guys should be in my
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take a selfie. You guys should be in my selfie. Hey. Yay. We did it. Selfies
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selfie. Hey. Yay. We did it. Selfies
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selfie. Hey. Yay. We did it. Selfies with strangers. Now I can screenshot.
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with strangers. Now I can screenshot.
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with strangers. Now I can screenshot. Look at these people are so welldressed.
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Look at these people are so welldressed.
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Look at these people are so welldressed. They look like they're having their
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They look like they're having their
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They look like they're having their anniversary in front of the castle's
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anniversary in front of the castle's
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anniversary in front of the castle's anniversary. Look at this guy's taking
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anniversary. Look at this guy's taking
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anniversary. Look at this guy's taking their picture. He has an important job.
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their picture. He has an important job.
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their picture. He has an important job. He is documenting evidence of the thing
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He is documenting evidence of the thing
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He is documenting evidence of the thing that happened right there. Oh yeah. How
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that happened right there. Oh yeah. How
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that happened right there. Oh yeah. How about you, Thomas? What's your deepest
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about you, Thomas? What's your deepest
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about you, Thomas? What's your deepest darkest secret? Darkest secret. Darkest
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darkest secret? Darkest secret. Darkest
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darkest secret? Darkest secret. Darkest secret. Darkest secret. Yeah. Okay. How
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secret. Darkest secret. Yeah. Okay. How
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secret. Darkest secret. Yeah. Okay. How about this? How about this? How about
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about this? How about this? How about
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about this? How about this? How about this? You think about it for a second.
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this? You think about it for a second.
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this? You think about it for a second. What's the most exciting thing that's
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What's the most exciting thing that's
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What's the most exciting thing that's ever happened to you on the random? Just
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ever happened to you on the random? Just
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ever happened to you on the random? Just the most exciting thing. You're walking
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the most exciting thing. You're walking
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the most exciting thing. You're walking down the street and something crazy
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down the street and something crazy
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down the street and something crazy happened. Think about it. Think about it
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happened. Think about it. Think about it
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happened. Think about it. Think about it for a second. One second.
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for a second. One second.
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for a second. One second. Anyway, yesterday I did that experiment.
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Anyway, yesterday I did that experiment.
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Anyway, yesterday I did that experiment. I did the edited Q&A vlog. So, I want
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I did the edited Q&A vlog. So, I want
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I did the edited Q&A vlog. So, I want you to weigh in whether or not that
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you to weigh in whether or not that
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you to weigh in whether or not that should become a regular thing. Not every
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should become a regular thing. Not every
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should become a regular thing. Not every day. Excuse me. I'm really squeaky
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day. Excuse me. I'm really squeaky
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day. Excuse me. I'm really squeaky today. This is awesome. Not every single
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today. This is awesome. Not every single
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today. This is awesome. Not every single day, but should maybe once every Tuesday
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day, but should maybe once every Tuesday
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day, but should maybe once every Tuesday or so. Should I try to sit still and do
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or so. Should I try to sit still and do
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or so. Should I try to sit still and do an edited thing? I like how Thomas is
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an edited thing? I like how Thomas is
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an edited thing? I like how Thomas is like, I don't know where to go. Thomas
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like, I don't know where to go. Thomas
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like, I don't know where to go. Thomas is like, I don't know where to go.
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is like, I don't know where to go.
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is like, I don't know where to go. [Music]
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[Music]
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[Music] Hello. Thomas doesn't know where to go,
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Hello. Thomas doesn't know where to go,
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Hello. Thomas doesn't know where to go, so he's following me. That girl doesn't
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so he's following me. That girl doesn't
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so he's following me. That girl doesn't know where to go. All she knows is she
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know where to go. All she knows is she
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know where to go. All she knows is she wants to be in the vlog. Well done,
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wants to be in the vlog. Well done,
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wants to be in the vlog. Well done, girl. You've done your duty. I'm only
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girl. You've done your duty. I'm only
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girl. You've done your duty. I'm only calling you girl not because I'm a
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calling you girl not because I'm a
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calling you girl not because I'm a sexist, but because I have no idea what
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sexist, but because I have no idea what
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sexist, but because I have no idea what your name is, but apparently you were a
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your name is, but apparently you were a
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your name is, but apparently you were a girl. So Thomas is still thinking about
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girl. So Thomas is still thinking about
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girl. So Thomas is still thinking about the most exciting thing that's ever
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the most exciting thing that's ever
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the most exciting thing that's ever happened to him. But the most exciting
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happened to him. But the most exciting
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happened to him. But the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me is Adam
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thing that's ever happened to me is Adam
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thing that's ever happened to me is Adam the woo. Whoa. What are you doing here?
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the woo. Whoa. What are you doing here?
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the woo. Whoa. What are you doing here? Look, a baby duck. Even more exciting
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Look, a baby duck. Even more exciting
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Look, a baby duck. Even more exciting than you. A, it's so cute. I want to
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than you. A, it's so cute. I want to
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than you. A, it's so cute. I want to cuddle with it. But that would probably
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cuddle with it. But that would probably
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cuddle with it. But that would probably be bad for him. Here we did a very good
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be bad for him. Here we did a very good
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be bad for him. Here we did a very good job of not stepping on that duck. Ma'am,
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job of not stepping on that duck. Ma'am,
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job of not stepping on that duck. Ma'am, that was good. I would have probably
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that was good. I would have probably
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that was good. I would have probably stepped on it by accident. Not on
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stepped on it by accident. Not on
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stepped on it by accident. Not on purpose. That would be rude. And Mig,
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purpose. That would be rude. And Mig,
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purpose. That would be rude. And Mig, hello my friends. How are you? Mustache.
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hello my friends. How are you? Mustache.
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hello my friends. How are you? Mustache. Look how close we can get to your
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Look how close we can get to your
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Look how close we can get to your mustache. Your mustache is fantastic.
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mustache. Your mustache is fantastic.
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mustache. Your mustache is fantastic. awkward how we just shove it. Look at
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awkward how we just shove it. Look at
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awkward how we just shove it. Look at your beard is so Who has the more facial
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your beard is so Who has the more facial
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your beard is so Who has the more facial hair? Definitely you. Look at that
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hair? Definitely you. Look at that
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hair? Definitely you. Look at that facial hair. Definitely you. I don't
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facial hair. Definitely you. I don't
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facial hair. Definitely you. I don't want to touch it all day. I've never
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want to touch it all day. I've never
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want to touch it all day. I've never I've never actually like grabbed your
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I've never actually like grabbed your
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I've never actually like grabbed your beard in all the time we've been
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beard in all the time we've been
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beard in all the time we've been friends. I've never just grabbed it
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friends. I've never just grabbed it
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friends. I've never just grabbed it again. It feels so good. A little
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again. It feels so good. A little
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again. It feels so good. A little faster. A little scratching.
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faster. A little scratching.
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faster. A little scratching. It feel Well, it feels good. What can I
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It feel Well, it feels good. What can I
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It feel Well, it feels good. What can I say? I like the beard. It feels good for
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say? I like the beard. It feels good for
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say? I like the beard. It feels good for you. Good for me. Well, I don't know.
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you. Good for me. Well, I don't know.
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you. Good for me. Well, I don't know. Thomas, it feels good for someone. It
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Thomas, it feels good for someone. It
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Thomas, it feels good for someone. It feels good for them. Thomas was about to
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feels good for them. Thomas was about to
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feels good for them. Thomas was about to tell me the most exciting thing that's
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tell me the most exciting thing that's
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tell me the most exciting thing that's ever happened to him on the ground. Go.
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ever happened to him on the ground. Go.
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ever happened to him on the ground. Go. So, I was walking down the street and I
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So, I was walking down the street and I
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So, I was walking down the street and I found $20 on the ground. I was super
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found $20 on the ground. I was super
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found $20 on the ground. I was super excited. I was like, "Oh man, I finally
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excited. I was like, "Oh man, I finally
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excited. I was like, "Oh man, I finally got a break. I got I found $20." Come to
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got a break. I got I found $20." Come to
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got a break. I got I found $20." Come to realize there's a hole in my pocket. It
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realize there's a hole in my pocket. It
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realize there's a hole in my pocket. It was my own 20 bucks.
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was my own 20 bucks.
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was my own 20 bucks. That's not exciting. That's like a huge
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That's not exciting. That's like a huge
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That's not exciting. That's like a huge let down. The way you delivered that,
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let down. The way you delivered that,
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let down. The way you delivered that, the cadence that you delivered that
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the cadence that you delivered that
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the cadence that you delivered that reminded me of the last Chris Farley
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reminded me of the last Chris Farley
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reminded me of the last Chris Farley movie, Almost Heroes, and they're
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movie, Almost Heroes, and they're
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movie, Almost Heroes, and they're sitting around that. It's a great movie.
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sitting around that. It's a great movie.
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sitting around that. It's a great movie. They're sitting around the campfire and
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They're sitting around the campfire and
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They're sitting around the campfire and he's the guy, one guy, not Chris Farley,
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he's the guy, one guy, not Chris Farley,
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he's the guy, one guy, not Chris Farley, is talking about how someone he knew ate
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is talking about how someone he knew ate
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is talking about how someone he knew ate his own dung. Dung. He goes, "And here's
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his own dung. Dung. He goes, "And here's
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his own dung. Dung. He goes, "And here's the little twist. It was me. I ate my
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the little twist. It was me. I ate my
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the little twist. It was me. I ate my own poop." That reminded me of the way
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own poop." That reminded me of the way
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own poop." That reminded me of the way you just said it was me. I lost the $20.
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you just said it was me. I lost the $20.
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you just said it was me. I lost the $20. But you must have been excited that you
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But you must have been excited that you
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But you must have been excited that you found your own $20 because I would be
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found your own $20 because I would be
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found your own $20 because I would be really disappointed if I lost $20 and
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really disappointed if I lost $20 and
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really disappointed if I lost $20 and then never found it, which has happened
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then never found it, which has happened
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then never found it, which has happened to me many times. I wish I had I wish I
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to me many times. I wish I had I wish I
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to me many times. I wish I had I wish I had $20 to lose. I wish I Yeah. Well, if
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had $20 to lose. I wish I Yeah. Well, if
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had $20 to lose. I wish I Yeah. Well, if you loan me 20 bucks, I'll lose it. I
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you loan me 20 bucks, I'll lose it. I
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you loan me 20 bucks, I'll lose it. I just bought car insurance like a
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just bought car insurance like a
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just bought car insurance like a grown-up and all my money is gone.
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grown-up and all my money is gone.
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grown-up and all my money is gone. That's called uh adulthood
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That's called uh adulthood
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That's called uh adulthood responsibility. What's that, right? Is
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responsibility. What's that, right? Is
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responsibility. What's that, right? Is that MXPS? That is MXPS. How did I know
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that MXPS? That is MXPS. How did I know
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that MXPS? That is MXPS. How did I know that? I don't know. How did I know? A
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that? I don't know. How did I know? A
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that? I don't know. How did I know? A little shout out. Little shout out to
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little shout out. Little shout out to
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little shout out. Little shout out to Fred. Look at this guy. He's a crook. A
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Fred. Look at this guy. He's a crook. A
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Fred. Look at this guy. He's a crook. A diamond gray.
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diamond gray.
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diamond gray. How you doing?
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How you doing?
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How you doing? I saw them yesterday. I don't remember
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I saw them yesterday. I don't remember
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I saw them yesterday. I don't remember what their names were, but I remember
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what their names were, but I remember
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what their names were, but I remember talking to them. Are you still filming?
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talking to them. Are you still filming?
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talking to them. Are you still filming? Why are you so Of course, we're still
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Why are you so Of course, we're still
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Why are you so Of course, we're still filming. Why am I so handsome?
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filming. Why am I so handsome?
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filming. Why am I so handsome? Yesterday, I sat down and edited a Q&A.
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Yesterday, I sat down and edited a Q&A.
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Yesterday, I sat down and edited a Q&A. I saw your tiki vlog. So, I'm asking
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I saw your tiki vlog. So, I'm asking
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I saw your tiki vlog. So, I'm asking whether maybe that should happen every
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whether maybe that should happen every
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whether maybe that should happen every once in a while, but I wanted to let
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once in a while, but I wanted to let
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once in a while, but I wanted to let them know. Don't ask me. Some people
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them know. Don't ask me. Some people
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them know. Don't ask me. Some people were worried about, well, does this mean
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were worried about, well, does this mean
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were worried about, well, does this mean you're going to stop running around and
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you're going to stop running around and
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you're going to stop running around and having a good time on the random and
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having a good time on the random and
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having a good time on the random and just letting random things? That's what
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just letting random things? That's what
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just letting random things? That's what I was That was me asking you that. I was
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I was That was me asking you that. I was
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I was That was me asking you that. I was wondering that, too. But the answer is
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wondering that, too. But the answer is
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wondering that, too. But the answer is no. No, no. Like that rehab song. It was
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no. No, no. Like that rehab song. It was
7:01
no. No, no. Like that rehab song. It was cool watching you do that though. That
7:03
cool watching you do that though. That
7:03
cool watching you do that though. That was a different for me. That was a
7:04
was a different for me. That was a
7:04
was a different for me. That was a different avenue, a different fork in
7:06
different avenue, a different fork in
7:06
different avenue, a different fork in the road. It made me think about the
7:08
the road. It made me think about the
7:08
the road. It made me think about the time you sat down for that documentary
7:10
time you sat down for that documentary
7:10
time you sat down for that documentary about yourself, but someone else filmed
7:12
about yourself, but someone else filmed
7:12
about yourself, but someone else filmed it. That was awkward. So, but you have
7:14
it. That was awkward. So, but you have
7:14
it. That was awkward. So, but you have to sit still and answer questions about
7:15
to sit still and answer questions about
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to sit still and answer questions about yourself. It's kind of I noticed when
7:16
yourself. It's kind of I noticed when
7:16
yourself. It's kind of I noticed when you did the intro, you didn't know what
7:18
you did the intro, you didn't know what
7:18
you did the intro, you didn't know what to do with your hands. I didn't cuz my
7:19
to do with your hands. I didn't cuz my
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to do with your hands. I didn't cuz my hands is normally like this.
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Whoa. Oh, and then I couldn't do that
7:25
Whoa. Oh, and then I couldn't do that cuz I was sitting really still. But you
7:27
cuz I was sitting really still. But you
7:27
cuz I was sitting really still. But you still did it in the in the comfort of of
7:29
still did it in the in the comfort of of
7:29
still did it in the in the comfort of of your little tiki room. I didn't have
7:30
your little tiki room. I didn't have
7:30
your little tiki room. I didn't have Mountain Dew for like a day and a half
7:32
Mountain Dew for like a day and a half
7:32
Mountain Dew for like a day and a half and I just drank I went to go get a
7:33
and I just drank I went to go get a
7:33
and I just drank I went to go get a little bottle of Mountain Dew at the
7:35
little bottle of Mountain Dew at the
7:35
little bottle of Mountain Dew at the store and they had only the big giant
7:36
store and they had only the big giant
7:36
store and they had only the big giant one because the whole thing was filled
7:37
one because the whole thing was filled
7:37
one because the whole thing was filled with diets. I hate when that happens.
7:39
with diets. I hate when that happens.
7:39
with diets. I hate when that happens. You're like, Mountain Dew? H it's all
7:41
You're like, Mountain Dew? H it's all
7:41
You're like, Mountain Dew? H it's all diet. You know what Diet Mountain Dew
7:42
diet. You know what Diet Mountain Dew
7:42
diet. You know what Diet Mountain Dew tast? Well, it tastes like regular
7:44
tast? Well, it tastes like regular
7:44
tast? Well, it tastes like regular Mountain Dew. Dump half of it out and
7:46
Mountain Dew. Dump half of it out and
7:46
Mountain Dew. Dump half of it out and then fill the rest with water. Shaken,
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then fill the rest with water. Shaken,
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then fill the rest with water. Shaken, not stirred, and then drink it. And
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not stirred, and then drink it. And
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not stirred, and then drink it. And that's basically what Diet Mountain Dew
7:52
that's basically what Diet Mountain Dew
7:52
that's basically what Diet Mountain Dew tastes like. Gross. It is pretty
7:53
tastes like. Gross. It is pretty
7:53
tastes like. Gross. It is pretty disgusting. So, I drank a lot of
7:55
disgusting. So, I drank a lot of
7:55
disgusting. So, I drank a lot of Mountain Dew. I'm really hyper. I feel
7:56
Mountain Dew. I'm really hyper. I feel
7:56
Mountain Dew. I'm really hyper. I feel really I feel really good about your 1.5
7:59
really I feel really good about your 1.5
7:59
really I feel really good about your 1.5 days of non- Mountain Dew drinking.
8:02
days of non- Mountain Dew drinking.
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days of non- Mountain Dew drinking. Today, I'm on day 30 of only drinking
8:05
Today, I'm on day 30 of only drinking
8:05
Today, I'm on day 30 of only drinking water. I've lost 20 lbs as of today. I'm
8:07
water. I've lost 20 lbs as of today. I'm
8:07
water. I've lost 20 lbs as of today. I'm disappointed in what a quitter. I know,
8:10
disappointed in what a quitter. I know,
8:10
disappointed in what a quitter. I know, but I will. I'm going 60 days a 60-day
8:12
but I will. I'm going 60 days a 60-day
8:12
but I will. I'm going 60 days a 60-day challenge. I'm day like a lot of not.
8:14
challenge. I'm day like a lot of not.
8:14
challenge. I'm day like a lot of not. So, in 31 days from now, we will have a
8:16
So, in 31 days from now, we will have a
8:16
So, in 31 days from now, we will have a Mountain Dew together. We will not have
8:18
Mountain Dew together. We will not have
8:18
Mountain Dew together. We will not have a cigarette, though. No. As far as you
8:20
a cigarette, though. No. As far as you
8:20
a cigarette, though. No. As far as you know, Thomas probably will because he's
8:22
know, Thomas probably will because he's
8:22
know, Thomas probably will because he's he believes in cancer, right, Thomas?
8:25
he believes in cancer, right, Thomas?
8:25
he believes in cancer, right, Thomas? No, I'm lying. He doesn't smoke. Also, I
8:27
No, I'm lying. He doesn't smoke. Also, I
8:27
No, I'm lying. He doesn't smoke. Also, I don't smoke. Also, you don't smoke. MC,
8:29
don't smoke. Also, you don't smoke. MC,
8:29
don't smoke. Also, you don't smoke. MC, I do not smoke. Mig doesn't smoke. Do
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I do not smoke. Mig doesn't smoke. Do
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I do not smoke. Mig doesn't smoke. Do the cool kids smoke? Do you guys smoke?
8:33
the cool kids smoke? Do you guys smoke?
8:33
the cool kids smoke? Do you guys smoke? Are you smokers? No, they don't. None of
8:35
Are you smokers? No, they don't. None of
8:35
Are you smokers? No, they don't. None of the cool kids smoke anymore. It's not
8:36
the cool kids smoke anymore. It's not
8:36
the cool kids smoke anymore. It's not cool to smoke anymore. It used It used
8:39
cool to smoke anymore. It used It used
8:39
cool to smoke anymore. It used It used to be really cool though. Like, remember
8:40
to be really cool though. Like, remember
8:40
to be really cool though. Like, remember when you're in high school and all the
8:42
when you're in high school and all the
8:42
when you're in high school and all the cool kids went to the corner and they're
8:43
cool kids went to the corner and they're
8:43
cool kids went to the corner and they're smoking? They're like F and and B and S
8:46
smoking? They're like F and and B and S
8:46
smoking? They're like F and and B and S and Q and whatever. And then you're
8:49
and Q and whatever. And then you're
8:49
and Q and whatever. And then you're like, I'm gonna smoke too and be really
8:50
like, I'm gonna smoke too and be really
8:50
like, I'm gonna smoke too and be really cool. And then you're like, now I got
8:52
cool. And then you're like, now I got
8:52
cool. And then you're like, now I got probably Yeah, honestly. Yeah, probably
8:54
probably Yeah, honestly. Yeah, probably
8:54
probably Yeah, honestly. Yeah, probably that too. I wanted to impress the cool
8:56
that too. I wanted to impress the cool
8:56
that too. I wanted to impress the cool kids. Then I was one of the cool kids
8:58
kids. Then I was one of the cool kids
8:58
kids. Then I was one of the cool kids and I realized it kind of sucks. Well,
9:00
and I realized it kind of sucks. Well,
9:00
and I realized it kind of sucks. Well, cursing and smoking go hand in hand
9:02
cursing and smoking go hand in hand
9:02
cursing and smoking go hand in hand because the one of the few times I
9:03
because the one of the few times I
9:03
because the one of the few times I actually did because if you smoke,
9:04
actually did because if you smoke,
9:04
actually did because if you smoke, you'll be cursed with lung cancer.
9:06
you'll be cursed with lung cancer.
9:06
you'll be cursed with lung cancer. Exactly. Exactly. Well, I was going to
9:09
Exactly. Exactly. Well, I was going to
9:09
Exactly. Exactly. Well, I was going to say because when you for like for like
9:12
say because when you for like for like
9:12
say because when you for like for like one week when I was 18 years old and the
9:14
one week when I was 18 years old and the
9:14
one week when I was 18 years old and the first time I actually inhaled a
9:16
first time I actually inhaled a
9:16
first time I actually inhaled a cigarette, I choked and I used a
9:18
cigarette, I choked and I used a
9:18
cigarette, I choked and I used a profanity. I used the f word because I
9:19
profanity. I used the f word because I
9:19
profanity. I used the f word because I couldn't. It's not a good feeling. You
9:21
couldn't. It's not a good feeling. You
9:21
couldn't. It's not a good feeling. You know what's really Oh, our hats touched.
9:23
know what's really Oh, our hats touched.
9:23
know what's really Oh, our hats touched. Best friends. Uh what's really weird is
9:26
Best friends. Uh what's really weird is
9:26
Best friends. Uh what's really weird is now that I don't smoke and it's been
9:28
now that I don't smoke and it's been
9:28
now that I don't smoke and it's been months and months and months and months
9:29
months and months and months and months
9:29
months and months and months and months and months. Now when I get near smoking,
9:31
and months. Now when I get near smoking,
9:31
and months. Now when I get near smoking, it makes me like asthmatic. I can't
9:33
it makes me like asthmatic. I can't
9:33
it makes me like asthmatic. I can't breathe. Never used to do that before
9:35
breathe. Never used to do that before
9:35
breathe. Never used to do that before when I was sucking it down like a loser.
9:38
when I was sucking it down like a loser.
9:38
when I was sucking it down like a loser. Look at this hat. Fantastic hat. I can't
9:41
Look at this hat. Fantastic hat. I can't
9:41
Look at this hat. Fantastic hat. I can't help it. Getting louder and louder. I'm
9:43
help it. Getting louder and louder. I'm
9:43
help it. Getting louder and louder. I'm just so excited to be here and I was
9:44
just so excited to be here and I was
9:44
just so excited to be here and I was going to film, but then it was too windy
9:45
going to film, but then it was too windy
9:45
going to film, but then it was too windy and weird and then But look at this. We
9:47
and weird and then But look at this. We
9:47
and weird and then But look at this. We have a deceptive day where it's all
9:49
have a deceptive day where it's all
9:49
have a deceptive day where it's all overcast and yesterday it was kind of
9:50
overcast and yesterday it was kind of
9:50
overcast and yesterday it was kind of cold and windy last night, so I was
9:51
cold and windy last night, so I was
9:51
cold and windy last night, so I was like, I'm going to wear this sweater. I
9:53
like, I'm going to wear this sweater. I
9:53
like, I'm going to wear this sweater. I was going big mistake. Yes, I opted to
9:56
was going big mistake. Yes, I opted to
9:56
was going big mistake. Yes, I opted to bring mine, but I left it in my car or
9:58
bring mine, but I left it in my car or
9:58
bring mine, but I left it in my car or my van. Look at the sour face I make.
10:01
my van. Look at the sour face I make.
10:01
my van. Look at the sour face I make. It's a big mistake cuz this is the June
10:02
It's a big mistake cuz this is the June
10:02
It's a big mistake cuz this is the June gloom we get in Southern California.
10:04
gloom we get in Southern California.
10:04
gloom we get in Southern California. June gloom where it looks. I know,
10:07
June gloom where it looks. I know,
10:07
June gloom where it looks. I know, right? It looks so cold. Well, as far as
10:09
right? It looks so cold. Well, as far as
10:09
right? It looks so cold. Well, as far as they know, it's not June. What are you
10:10
they know, it's not June. What are you
10:10
they know, it's not June. What are you doing here today, by the way? Oh, I'm
10:11
doing here today, by the way? Oh, I'm
10:11
doing here today, by the way? Oh, I'm just hanging out. What are your plans? I
10:13
just hanging out. What are your plans? I
10:13
just hanging out. What are your plans? I came to look at guys with green hairs
10:14
came to look at guys with green hairs
10:14
came to look at guys with green hairs and bandanas, but I haven't found any
10:16
and bandanas, but I haven't found any
10:16
and bandanas, but I haven't found any yet. Just I'm looking for a guy with a
10:17
yet. Just I'm looking for a guy with a
10:17
yet. Just I'm looking for a guy with a green hair and a bandana. I found it.
10:20
green hair and a bandana. I found it.
10:20
green hair and a bandana. I found it. Mission accomplished. My day is
10:22
Mission accomplished. My day is
10:22
Mission accomplished. My day is complete. Hey, Adam the Woo. Hey, Adam
10:24
complete. Hey, Adam the Woo. Hey, Adam
10:24
complete. Hey, Adam the Woo. Hey, Adam the Woo. What's that on your head?
10:26
the Woo. What's that on your head?
10:26
the Woo. What's that on your head? That's a Alias Clark hat. Alias Clark.
10:28
That's a Alias Clark hat. Alias Clark.
10:28
That's a Alias Clark hat. Alias Clark. What in the world is that? It's actually
10:29
What in the world is that? It's actually
10:29
What in the world is that? It's actually a band I used to be in 2001 to 200. Does
10:32
a band I used to be in 2001 to 200. Does
10:32
a band I used to be in 2001 to 200. Does that band currently have a song or two
10:35
that band currently have a song or two
10:35
that band currently have a song or two on the old iTunes? It does. Wow.
10:37
on the old iTunes? It does. Wow.
10:37
on the old iTunes? It does. Wow. Currently, there's some help. We have
10:38
Currently, there's some help. We have
10:38
Currently, there's some help. We have actually Look at that cross promotion.
10:40
actually Look at that cross promotion.
10:40
actually Look at that cross promotion. After 12 years, we've actually released
10:42
After 12 years, we've actually released
10:42
After 12 years, we've actually released our album that we recorded over a
10:44
our album that we recorded over a
10:44
our album that we recorded over a decade. Never released before. It was
10:46
decade. Never released before. It was
10:46
decade. Never released before. It was released 200 actual press CDs that I
10:49
released 200 actual press CDs that I
10:49
released 200 actual press CDs that I don't even have a copy of, but now it's
10:51
don't even have a copy of, but now it's
10:51
don't even have a copy of, but now it's been remastered. Oh, kind of like
10:53
been remastered. Oh, kind of like
10:53
been remastered. Oh, kind of like someone else I know is remastered.
10:55
someone else I know is remastered.
10:55
someone else I know is remastered. Remastering and remixing an album, too.
10:57
Remastering and remixing an album, too.
10:57
Remastering and remixing an album, too. Oh, see punk rock was cool back in the
10:59
Oh, see punk rock was cool back in the
10:59
Oh, see punk rock was cool back in the day, but now it's cool to actually
11:02
day, but now it's cool to actually
11:02
day, but now it's cool to actually remaster your old punk rock roots and
11:04
remaster your old punk rock roots and
11:04
remaster your old punk rock roots and put them out and not actually play them
11:05
put them out and not actually play them
11:05
put them out and not actually play them and not play in the band. Why didn't we
11:08
and not play in the band. Why didn't we
11:08
and not play in the band. Why didn't we do that? That's what we should have done
11:10
do that? That's what we should have done
11:10
do that? That's what we should have done for the absolutely seriously. We play I
11:12
for the absolutely seriously. We play I
11:12
for the absolutely seriously. We play I played I was thinking about this before.
11:13
played I was thinking about this before.
11:13
played I was thinking about this before. Whenever I do something now, I make a
11:15
Whenever I do something now, I make a
11:15
Whenever I do something now, I make a video. The video lasts forever. We can
11:17
video. The video lasts forever. We can
11:17
video. The video lasts forever. We can all hang out. I get to share it with
11:19
all hang out. I get to share it with
11:19
all hang out. I get to share it with everyone. Everyone can see it. They can
11:20
everyone. Everyone can see it. They can
11:20
everyone. Everyone can see it. They can come back and see it again and again and
11:21
come back and see it again and again and
11:22
come back and see it again and again and again. You can see it. You can be in it.
11:23
again. You can see it. You can be in it.
11:23
again. You can see it. You can be in it. We can be together. But when I played
11:26
We can be together. But when I played
11:26
We can be together. But when I played all those shows night after night, I
11:28
all those shows night after night, I
11:28
all those shows night after night, I don't even understand it and I'm in it
11:29
don't even understand it and I'm in it
11:29
don't even understand it and I'm in it with you. I never saw any I have nothing
11:31
with you. I never saw any I have nothing
11:32
with you. I never saw any I have nothing to show for it. I know. Unless somebody
11:33
to show for it. I know. Unless somebody
11:33
to show for it. I know. Unless somebody filmed a cell phone video, which is
11:36
filmed a cell phone video, which is
11:36
filmed a cell phone video, which is probably I don't think you could do
11:37
probably I don't think you could do
11:37
probably I don't think you could do that. That's true. 1999. So this lasts
11:41
that. That's true. 1999. So this lasts
11:41
that. That's true. 1999. So this lasts forever. Music dies. Is that basically
11:43
forever. Music dies. Is that basically
11:43
forever. Music dies. Is that basically what you're saying? Music lives in your
11:45
what you're saying? Music lives in your
11:45
what you're saying? Music lives in your heart. Music lives in your heart, but
11:46
heart. Music lives in your heart, but
11:46
heart. Music lives in your heart, but not online. But not on But there are
11:48
not online. But not on But there are
11:48
not online. But not on But there are music videos. Now, now there are I'm so
11:51
music videos. Now, now there are I'm so
11:51
music videos. Now, now there are I'm so confused. You confuse me. We were too
11:53
confused. You confuse me. We were too
11:53
confused. You confuse me. We were too punk and poor for music videos. I got I
11:55
punk and poor for music videos. I got I
11:55
punk and poor for music videos. I got I squeezed out one at the end. So,
11:56
squeezed out one at the end. So,
11:56
squeezed out one at the end. So, basically, we're still poor. Except
11:58
basically, we're still poor. Except
11:58
basically, we're still poor. Except we're not. I know what that means. Yeah.
12:00
we're not. I know what that means. Yeah.
12:00
we're not. I know what that means. Yeah. Oh, by the way, saw somebody today for
12:03
Oh, by the way, saw somebody today for
12:03
Oh, by the way, saw somebody today for the first time. Who did you see? Your
12:05
the first time. Who did you see? Your
12:05
the first time. Who did you see? Your mom. Congratulations. He met his mother.
12:08
mom. Congratulations. He met his mother.
12:08
mom. Congratulations. He met his mother. Who did you see earlier? Tell me how you
12:10
Who did you see earlier? Tell me how you
12:10
Who did you see earlier? Tell me how you met your mother. Mansion. I saw the
12:12
met your mother. Mansion. I saw the
12:12
met your mother. Mansion. I saw the hatbox ghost.
12:15
hatbox ghost.
12:15
hatbox ghost. For the first time in forever, I finally
12:17
For the first time in forever, I finally
12:17
For the first time in forever, I finally got to see it. Did you pass? Did you hug
12:18
got to see it. Did you pass? Did you hug
12:18
got to see it. Did you pass? Did you hug us? I wish I could have, but I have a I
12:21
us? I wish I could have, but I have a I
12:21
us? I wish I could have, but I have a I have one question for you. Do you want
12:22
have one question for you. Do you want
12:22
have one question for you. Do you want to build a snowman?
12:24
to build a snowman?
12:24
to build a snowman? No. Do you know what that's from? Maybe
12:25
No. Do you know what that's from? Maybe
12:25
No. Do you know what that's from? Maybe I do, but with you guys. Do you know
12:27
I do, but with you guys. Do you know
12:27
I do, but with you guys. Do you know what that song's from? Yeah. From
12:28
what that song's from? Yeah. From
12:28
what that song's from? Yeah. From Frozen. Do you want to build a song? You
12:30
Frozen. Do you want to build a song? You
12:30
Frozen. Do you want to build a song? You want to watch Frozen? That's new school.
12:32
want to watch Frozen? That's new school.
12:32
want to watch Frozen? That's new school. Oh, what's the old school? It actually
12:33
Oh, what's the old school? It actually
12:33
Oh, what's the old school? It actually was from an old trauma movie. What?
12:35
was from an old trauma movie. What?
12:35
was from an old trauma movie. What? called,
12:37
called,
12:37
called, what was it called? Cannibal. Cannibal
12:39
what was it called? Cannibal. Cannibal
12:39
what was it called? Cannibal. Cannibal the musical. They had Let's Build a
12:41
the musical. They had Let's Build a
12:42
the musical. They had Let's Build a Snowman, the song preozen, but not Do
12:44
Snowman, the song preozen, but not Do
12:44
Snowman, the song preozen, but not Do you want to build a snowman? That's
12:45
you want to build a snowman? That's
12:45
you want to build a snowman? That's true. It's almost like Ice Ice Baby and
12:48
true. It's almost like Ice Ice Baby and
12:48
true. It's almost like Ice Ice Baby and Under Pressure. They're two completely
12:51
Under Pressure. They're two completely
12:51
Under Pressure. They're two completely different chime in there. Yeah. And
12:53
different chime in there. Yeah. And
12:53
different chime in there. Yeah. And Vanilla Ice always wonder if anyone
12:55
Vanilla Ice always wonder if anyone
12:55
Vanilla Ice always wonder if anyone under the age of 28
12:58
under the age of 28
12:58
under the age of 28 knows who Vanilla Ice is at all. You
13:00
knows who Vanilla Ice is at all. You
13:00
knows who Vanilla Ice is at all. You think Vanilla Ice still knows who he is?
13:02
think Vanilla Ice still knows who he is?
13:02
think Vanilla Ice still knows who he is? I No, definitely he does not know who he
13:04
I No, definitely he does not know who he
13:04
I No, definitely he does not know who he is. Do you know who Vanilla Ice is? He
13:06
is. Do you know who Vanilla Ice is? He
13:06
is. Do you know who Vanilla Ice is? He doesn't know. Nobody knows. Do you know
13:09
doesn't know. Nobody knows. Do you know
13:09
doesn't know. Nobody knows. Do you know who You know who Vanilla Ice is. You're
13:11
who You know who Vanilla Ice is. You're
13:11
who You know who Vanilla Ice is. You're the biggest Vanilla Ice fan in Vanilla
13:13
the biggest Vanilla Ice fan in Vanilla
13:13
the biggest Vanilla Ice fan in Vanilla Ice now. Like he's funny now. Yeah, but
13:17
Ice now. Like he's funny now. Yeah, but
13:17
Ice now. Like he's funny now. Yeah, but not then. Like now it wasn't cool. back
13:19
not then. Like now it wasn't cool. back
13:19
not then. Like now it wasn't cool. back then. He seemed like he had like uh uh
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then. He seemed like he had like uh uh
13:21
then. He seemed like he had like uh uh he really wanted to prove something
13:23
he really wanted to prove something
13:23
he really wanted to prove something which which is really like he did prove
13:25
which which is really like he did prove
13:25
which which is really like he did prove something. Well, he did. I don't know
13:26
something. Well, he did. I don't know
13:26
something. Well, he did. I don't know what it was. I don't know what it was
13:27
what it was. I don't know what it was
13:28
what it was. I don't know what it was either. He probably proved something to
13:29
either. He probably proved something to
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either. He probably proved something to himself. Oh my gosh. Look, it's Johnny
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himself. Oh my gosh. Look, it's Johnny
13:32
himself. Oh my gosh. Look, it's Johnny Depp.
13:33
Depp.
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Depp. That was not Johnny Depp. I feel
13:35
That was not Johnny Depp. I feel
13:35
That was not Johnny Depp. I feel embarrassed now. No, I don't. You know
13:37
embarrassed now. No, I don't. You know
13:37
embarrassed now. No, I don't. You know the most overused joke you ever used?
13:39
the most overused joke you ever used?
13:39
the most overused joke you ever used? It's Johnny Depp. It's the one you just
13:40
It's Johnny Depp. It's the one you just
13:40
It's Johnny Depp. It's the one you just used. Yeah. Look at this guy's pants.
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used. Yeah. Look at this guy's pants.
13:43
used. Yeah. Look at this guy's pants. His pants are incredible. Your pants are
13:46
His pants are incredible. Your pants are
13:46
His pants are incredible. Your pants are incredible. Was that guy not wearing
13:47
incredible. Was that guy not wearing
13:47
incredible. Was that guy not wearing pants? I didn't see him wearing any
13:49
pants? I didn't see him wearing any
13:49
pants? I didn't see him wearing any pants. They were not there. Wait, what?
13:51
pants. They were not there. Wait, what?
13:51
pants. They were not there. Wait, what? They're camouflage. They weren't there.
13:53
They're camouflage. They weren't there.
13:53
They're camouflage. They weren't there. I didn't see his pants. See? So, to you,
13:56
I didn't see his pants. See? So, to you,
13:56
I didn't see his pants. See? So, to you, it looked like he had no legs.
13:59
it looked like he had no legs.
13:59
it looked like he had no legs. I have no legs. He needs to get his sea
14:02
I have no legs. He needs to get his sea
14:02
I have no legs. He needs to get his sea legs.
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No. Okay.
14:07
No. Okay. Where are you going with this? I don't
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Where are you going with this? I don't
14:08
Where are you going with this? I don't know. I'm just walking around having
14:10
know. I'm just walking around having
14:10
know. I'm just walking around having that I just randomly ran into. I'm just
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that I just randomly ran into. I'm just
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that I just randomly ran into. I'm just looking for people to say hello to.
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looking for people to say hello to.
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looking for people to say hello to. Hello.
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Hello.
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Hello. Nope. Okay. Once again, I want to
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Nope. Okay. Once again, I want to
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Nope. Okay. Once again, I want to reiterate the fact that this camera is a
14:19
reiterate the fact that this camera is a
14:19
reiterate the fact that this camera is a lot this spot. Yeah. See, look at here's
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lot this spot. Yeah. See, look at here's
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lot this spot. Yeah. See, look at here's the smoking section. That girl looks
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the smoking section. That girl looks
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the smoking section. That girl looks disappointed in everyone sitting in the
14:26
disappointed in everyone sitting in the
14:26
disappointed in everyone sitting in the smoking section. And well, she should.
14:28
smoking section. And well, she should.
14:28
smoking section. And well, she should. She's tempted to smoke a cigarette. No.
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She's tempted to smoke a cigarette. No.
14:30
She's tempted to smoke a cigarette. No. Which is bad. No, but that was you a
14:33
Which is bad. No, but that was you a
14:33
Which is bad. No, but that was you a year ago. No, that was you 3 months ago.
14:36
year ago. No, that was you 3 months ago.
14:36
year ago. No, that was you 3 months ago. 6 months ago. A long time ago in the
14:38
6 months ago. A long time ago in the
14:38
6 months ago. A long time ago in the galaxy. How much money do you save now?
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galaxy. How much money do you save now?
14:40
galaxy. How much money do you save now? Oh, check this out. So Tyler, if you're
14:41
Oh, check this out. So Tyler, if you're
14:41
Oh, check this out. So Tyler, if you're smoking, here's how about this for
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smoking, here's how about this for
14:43
smoking, here's how about this for motivation. Tyler Evans Rock Journalist
14:44
motivation. Tyler Evans Rock Journalist
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motivation. Tyler Evans Rock Journalist pointed out to me that it is cheaper to
14:47
pointed out to me that it is cheaper to
14:47
pointed out to me that it is cheaper to buy a new pair enough socks for a fresh
14:51
buy a new pair enough socks for a fresh
14:51
buy a new pair enough socks for a fresh pair every day of the week and then
14:53
pair every day of the week and then
14:53
pair every day of the week and then throw them away than it is to smoke. You
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throw them away than it is to smoke. You
14:56
throw them away than it is to smoke. You could literally buy a fresh pair of
14:57
could literally buy a fresh pair of
14:57
could literally buy a fresh pair of socks every single for your feet every
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socks every single for your feet every
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socks every single for your feet every single day. Never wear dirty socks or
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single day. Never wear dirty socks or
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single day. Never wear dirty socks or used recycled old tainted socks ever
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used recycled old tainted socks ever
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used recycled old tainted socks ever again in your life. Yes. For way less
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again in your life. Yes. For way less
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again in your life. Yes. For way less than it costs to smoke 3 days a whole
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than it costs to smoke 3 days a whole
15:09
than it costs to smoke 3 days a whole day. That's amazing. I wear flip-flops
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day. That's amazing. I wear flip-flops
15:10
day. That's amazing. I wear flip-flops so the the the sock Wow. So, you've
15:13
so the the the sock Wow. So, you've
15:13
so the the the sock Wow. So, you've never had to buy socks. The sock analogy
15:15
never had to buy socks. The sock analogy
15:15
never had to buy socks. The sock analogy does not work for me. What about when
15:16
does not work for me. What about when
15:16
does not work for me. What about when you wear shoes? Do you wear socks? These
15:17
you wear shoes? Do you wear socks? These
15:18
you wear shoes? Do you wear socks? These these flip flops are actually generic, I
15:19
these flip flops are actually generic, I
15:19
these flip flops are actually generic, I think. No, they're not. They're actually
15:21
think. No, they're not. They're actually
15:21
think. No, they're not. They're actually They're genetic. They're genetically
15:22
They're genetic. They're genetically
15:22
They're genetic. They're genetically generic. And they actually cost about
15:24
generic. And they actually cost about
15:24
generic. And they actually cost about the same price as a pair of socks. So, I
15:27
the same price as a pair of socks. So, I
15:27
the same price as a pair of socks. So, I can buy a new pair of flip-flops every
15:28
can buy a new pair of flip-flops every
15:28
can buy a new pair of flip-flops every single day.
15:31
single day.
15:31
single day. Well, those are like dime store flip
15:32
Well, those are like dime store flip
15:32
Well, those are like dime store flip flops. They're not dime store. What do
15:34
flops. They're not dime store. What do
15:34
flops. They're not dime store. What do you call them? They're actually OP.
15:35
you call them? They're actually OP.
15:35
you call them? They're actually OP. Ocean Pacific. What is that? Good. Back
15:37
Ocean Pacific. What is that? Good. Back
15:37
Ocean Pacific. What is that? Good. Back in the early 90s, it was cool to like
15:40
in the early 90s, it was cool to like
15:40
in the early 90s, it was cool to like Ocean Pacific. Was it Thomas? Oh, yeah.
15:42
Ocean Pacific. Was it Thomas? Oh, yeah.
15:42
Ocean Pacific. Was it Thomas? Oh, yeah. All the cool kids were born. What year
15:43
All the cool kids were born. What year
15:43
All the cool kids were born. What year were you born? I was born in ' 89. And
15:45
were you born? I was born in ' 89. And
15:45
were you born? I was born in ' 89. And you have all the cool kids. Do you
15:46
you have all the cool kids. Do you
15:46
you have all the cool kids. Do you remember? So he was one year old. He was
15:48
remember? So he was one year old. He was
15:48
remember? So he was one year old. He was wearing Ocean Pacific swimwear. And my
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wearing Ocean Pacific swimwear. And my
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wearing Ocean Pacific swimwear. And my mom dressed me in shorts. These are
15:52
mom dressed me in shorts. These are
15:52
mom dressed me in shorts. These are Oakley. Oakley. Those were big. Yeah.
15:55
Oakley. Oakley. Those were big. Yeah.
15:55
Oakley. Oakley. Those were big. Yeah. Yes, they were. Yes, they were. Well,
15:57
Yes, they were. Yes, they were. Well,
15:57
Yes, they were. Yes, they were. Well, they were little. Remember they were
15:58
they were little. Remember they were
15:58
they were little. Remember they were like Dexters. Dexter shoes. Leather
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like Dexters. Dexter shoes. Leather
16:01
like Dexters. Dexter shoes. Leather shoes. Dexters. They were pretty. Buster
16:04
shoes. Dexters. They were pretty. Buster
16:04
shoes. Dexters. They were pretty. Buster Brown. They were like Buster Brown
16:06
Brown. They were like Buster Brown
16:06
Brown. They were like Buster Brown except they were like a little nicer
16:07
except they were like a little nicer
16:07
except they were like a little nicer than Buster Brown. I don't remember
16:08
than Buster Brown. I don't remember
16:08
than Buster Brown. I don't remember those. Hush puppy. Hush puppy.
16:12
those. Hush puppy. Hush puppy.
16:12
those. Hush puppy. Hush puppy. I do remember those hush Lee jeans. Lee
16:15
I do remember those hush Lee jeans. Lee
16:15
I do remember those hush Lee jeans. Lee jeans. And if you have 501's Levis's,
16:18
jeans. And if you have 501's Levis's,
16:18
jeans. And if you have 501's Levis's, you were cool. You had to have the You
16:19
you were cool. You had to have the You
16:19
you were cool. You had to have the You had to have the digits. I don't know if
16:20
had to have the digits. I don't know if
16:20
had to have the digits. I don't know if I wearing 501. What are you showing my
16:23
I wearing 501. What are you showing my
16:23
I wearing 501. What are you showing my pants? Question. When you come to
16:25
pants? Question. When you come to
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pants? Question. When you come to Disneyland, do you ever buy a pickle?
16:27
Disneyland, do you ever buy a pickle?
16:27
Disneyland, do you ever buy a pickle? Oh, we're going to we're going to go
16:28
Oh, we're going to we're going to go
16:28
Oh, we're going to we're going to go there. Yes. Are we going to go there? Do
16:30
there. Yes. Are we going to go there? Do
16:30
there. Yes. Are we going to go there? Do you ever buy a pickle question? I have
16:32
you ever buy a pickle question? I have
16:32
you ever buy a pickle question? I have bought a pickle. Are you going to talk
16:34
bought a pickle. Are you going to talk
16:34
bought a pickle. Are you going to talk about the urban legend? No. What's the
16:36
about the urban legend? No. What's the
16:36
about the urban legend? No. What's the urban legend? So everyone maybe Migvy
16:40
urban legend? So everyone maybe Migvy
16:40
urban legend? So everyone maybe Migvy come in here Thomas come in here guys
16:43
come in here Thomas come in here guys
16:43
come in here Thomas come in here guys everyone come in that if you ask if you
16:46
everyone come in that if you ask if you
16:46
everyone come in that if you ask if you go and say how was your day to an
16:48
go and say how was your day to an
16:48
go and say how was your day to an employee who sells pickles they are
16:51
employee who sells pickles they are
16:51
employee who sells pickles they are supposed to give you a pickle this is a
16:53
supposed to give you a pickle this is a
16:53
supposed to give you a pickle this is a meme that's floating around Instagram
16:55
meme that's floating around Instagram
16:55
meme that's floating around Instagram and Twitter constantly I do not think
16:57
and Twitter constantly I do not think
16:57
and Twitter constantly I do not think there is any truth to it should we do
16:59
there is any truth to it should we do
16:59
there is any truth to it should we do this go ask how their day is doing just
17:02
this go ask how their day is doing just
17:02
this go ask how their day is doing just say hey how is your day this this is
17:05
say hey how is your day this this is
17:05
say hey how is your day this this is what he should say Hey, where's the
17:07
what he should say Hey, where's the
17:07
what he should say Hey, where's the pickle? This is how pickles. They do.
17:09
pickle? This is how pickles. They do.
17:09
pickle? This is how pickles. They do. They do. Okay, this is what he This is
17:10
They do. Okay, this is what he This is
17:10
They do. Okay, this is what he This is what he should say. You're going to walk
17:12
what he should say. You're going to walk
17:12
what he should say. You're going to walk up to any of them. He's going to follow
17:13
up to any of them. He's going to follow
17:13
up to any of them. He's going to follow you secretly. You're going to lean over
17:15
you secretly. You're going to lean over
17:15
you secretly. You're going to lean over to either the girl or the guy and say,
17:18
to either the girl or the guy and say,
17:18
to either the girl or the guy and say, "Man, I could really use a delicious
17:21
"Man, I could really use a delicious
17:21
"Man, I could really use a delicious pickle right now. How was your day?"
17:25
pickle right now. How was your day?"
17:25
pickle right now. How was your day?" Pick up the pickle first though. Get the
17:26
Pick up the pickle first though. Get the
17:26
Pick up the pickle first though. Get the pickle. All right, Thomas. Putting
17:28
pickle. All right, Thomas. Putting
17:28
pickle. All right, Thomas. Putting Thomas. Thomas is the most shy,
17:29
Thomas. Thomas is the most shy,
17:30
Thomas. Thomas is the most shy, reserved, mellow guy. And we are making
17:32
reserved, mellow guy. And we are making
17:32
reserved, mellow guy. And we are making him do things he does not want to do. I
17:34
him do things he does not want to do. I
17:34
him do things he does not want to do. I guarantee in his heart right now he's
17:35
guarantee in his heart right now he's
17:35
guarantee in his heart right now he's angry. Okay, here he goes. He's got the
17:37
angry. Okay, here he goes. He's got the
17:37
angry. Okay, here he goes. He's got the pickle. Just go. Just go, Thomas. Don't
17:40
pickle. Just go. Just go, Thomas. Don't
17:40
pickle. Just go. Just go, Thomas. Don't let everybody down. Don't let the
17:42
let everybody down. Don't let the
17:42
let everybody down. Don't let the children down. Oh, here we go. Here we
17:44
children down. Oh, here we go. Here we
17:44
children down. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Thomas is going to try
17:45
go. Here we go. Thomas is going to try
17:46
go. Here we go. Thomas is going to try not to let the children down. Try. I'm
17:48
not to let the children down. Try. I'm
17:48
not to let the children down. Try. I'm really craving the pickle. How was your
17:50
really craving the pickle. How was your
17:50
really craving the pickle. How was your day?
17:52
day?
17:52
day? We're testing out a pickle myth. He
17:55
We're testing out a pickle myth. He
17:55
We're testing out a pickle myth. He said, "How was your day?" That doesn't
17:58
said, "How was your day?" That doesn't
17:58
said, "How was your day?" That doesn't work. Okay, so now we know it doesn't
18:01
work. Okay, so now we know it doesn't
18:01
work. Okay, so now we know it doesn't work. Shut down. Awesome. The internet
18:04
work. Shut down. Awesome. The internet
18:04
work. Shut down. Awesome. The internet is once again wrong. The internet has
18:06
is once again wrong. The internet has
18:06
is once again wrong. The internet has been proved incorrect. Question. Has the
18:09
been proved incorrect. Question. Has the
18:09
been proved incorrect. Question. Has the internet ever been correct? Three times.
18:12
internet ever been correct? Three times.
18:12
internet ever been correct? Three times. Which three? In 2007. Mhm. 2012. And
18:16
Which three? In 2007. Mhm. 2012. And
18:16
Which three? In 2007. Mhm. 2012. And then last year it happened on May 17th.
18:19
then last year it happened on May 17th.
18:19
then last year it happened on May 17th. Yep. When the world ended 3 p.m. when
18:21
Yep. When the world ended 3 p.m. when
18:21
Yep. When the world ended 3 p.m. when the world ended. Yes. That's the only
18:22
the world ended. Yes. That's the only
18:22
the world ended. Yes. That's the only three times. The only three times the
18:23
three times. The only three times the
18:23
three times. The only three times the end. I'm glad we actually just solved
18:25
end. I'm glad we actually just solved
18:25
end. I'm glad we actually just solved that because everyone is constantly
18:27
that because everyone is constantly
18:27
that because everyone is constantly tagging me on Instagram and Twitter
18:29
tagging me on Instagram and Twitter
18:29
tagging me on Instagram and Twitter asking that. I'm glad we did this on the
18:30
asking that. I'm glad we did this on the
18:30
asking that. I'm glad we did this on the sometimes vlog and thank you for doing
18:33
sometimes vlog and thank you for doing
18:33
sometimes vlog and thank you for doing that. Thomas Escobar everyone and here's
18:35
that. Thomas Escobar everyone and here's
18:35
that. Thomas Escobar everyone and here's Richard. He's having a great day.
18:39
Richard. He's having a great day.
18:39
Richard. He's having a great day. He's actually if you ask how his day
18:41
He's actually if you ask how his day
18:41
He's actually if you ask how his day was, he would probably actually Edner in
18:44
was, he would probably actually Edner in
18:44
was, he would probably actually Edner in disguise. Edner. I wonder how urban
18:47
disguise. Edner. I wonder how urban
18:48
disguise. Edner. I wonder how urban legends get started at Disneyland. Well,
18:51
legends get started at Disneyland. Well,
18:51
legends get started at Disneyland. Well, there probably is a degree of truth to
18:53
there probably is a degree of truth to
18:53
there probably is a degree of truth to it. Maybe one special cast member was
18:55
it. Maybe one special cast member was
18:55
it. Maybe one special cast member was kind one day and said, "Here you go.
18:57
kind one day and said, "Here you go.
18:57
kind one day and said, "Here you go. Here is a cucumber that has actually
19:00
Here is a cucumber that has actually
19:00
Here is a cucumber that has actually been tarnished pickleness. And you've
19:03
been tarnished pickleness. And you've
19:03
been tarnished pickleness. And you've got friends. What? That you you know the
19:07
got friends. What? That you you know the
19:07
got friends. What? That you you know the kind of person who's like just always
19:09
kind of person who's like just always
19:09
kind of person who's like just always has to say something even if it's not
19:11
has to say something even if it's not
19:12
has to say something even if it's not actual like did you know MC B did you
19:15
actual like did you know MC B did you
19:15
actual like did you know MC B did you know this trash can right here? It's
19:17
know this trash can right here? It's
19:17
know this trash can right here? It's very special. It's Walt's favorite trash
19:18
very special. It's Walt's favorite trash
19:18
very special. It's Walt's favorite trash can. Just cuz I got nothing else to say.
19:20
can. Just cuz I got nothing else to say.
19:20
can. Just cuz I got nothing else to say. So I want you to know it's Walt's
19:21
So I want you to know it's Walt's
19:21
So I want you to know it's Walt's favorite trash can. And then Mc goes on
19:23
favorite trash can. And then Mc goes on
19:23
favorite trash can. And then Mc goes on his YouTube channel, Magic Journeys, and
19:26
his YouTube channel, Magic Journeys, and
19:26
his YouTube channel, Magic Journeys, and goes, "I heard this was Walt Disney's
19:28
goes, "I heard this was Walt Disney's
19:28
goes, "I heard this was Walt Disney's favorite trash can. I'm not sure." And
19:30
favorite trash can. I'm not sure." And
19:30
favorite trash can. I'm not sure." And then Adam goes, "I've heard it's been
19:32
then Adam goes, "I've heard it's been
19:32
then Adam goes, "I've heard it's been said by many experts." Evans does his
19:35
said by many experts." Evans does his
19:35
said by many experts." Evans does his once a year video where he also says,
19:38
once a year video where he also says,
19:38
once a year video where he also says, And then Thomas is walking around with
19:40
And then Thomas is walking around with
19:40
And then Thomas is walking around with all the ladies telling all the the cute
19:43
all the ladies telling all the the cute
19:43
all the ladies telling all the the cute ladies about how the trash can was
19:46
ladies about how the trash can was
19:46
ladies about how the trash can was Walt's favorite. And then all the ladies
19:48
Walt's favorite. And then all the ladies
19:48
Walt's favorite. And then all the ladies tell the boys in the yard, they come for
19:50
tell the boys in the yard, they come for
19:50
tell the boys in the yard, they come for the milkshakes. And then the boys in the
19:52
the milkshakes. And then the boys in the
19:52
the milkshakes. And then the boys in the yard are letting the dogs out. Who let
19:55
yard are letting the dogs out. Who let
19:55
yard are letting the dogs out. Who let the dogs out? I need to get a selfie.
19:56
the dogs out? I need to get a selfie.
19:56
the dogs out? I need to get a selfie. Get a selfie with the trash can. Yeah.
19:58
Get a selfie with the trash can. Yeah.
19:58
Get a selfie with the trash can. Yeah. Here. Get Walt's trash. Get Walt's
19:59
Here. Get Walt's trash. Get Walt's
19:59
Here. Get Walt's trash. Get Walt's trash. We're gonna get Walt's trash.
20:01
trash. We're gonna get Walt's trash.
20:01
trash. We're gonna get Walt's trash. This is how Adam takes a selfie.
20:03
This is how Adam takes a selfie.
20:03
This is how Adam takes a selfie. Everybody look. I'm going to be
20:05
Everybody look. I'm going to be
20:05
Everybody look. I'm going to be backwards in the selfie. These guys are
20:06
backwards in the selfie. These guys are
20:06
backwards in the selfie. These guys are posing selfie.
20:08
posing selfie.
20:08
posing selfie. We got it. So, there's the selfie for
20:10
We got it. So, there's the selfie for
20:10
We got it. So, there's the selfie for the sometimes selfie. Awesome. I
20:12
the sometimes selfie. Awesome. I
20:12
the sometimes selfie. Awesome. I apologize for how hyper I am. Look at
20:15
apologize for how hyper I am. Look at
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apologize for how hyper I am. Look at this guy. You're wearing the coolest
20:16
this guy. You're wearing the coolest
20:16
this guy. You're wearing the coolest shirt I've ever seen. What's your name?
20:17
shirt I've ever seen. What's your name?
20:17
shirt I've ever seen. What's your name? Tony. Tony, I know you from the
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Tony. Tony, I know you from the
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Tony. Tony, I know you from the internet. The internet. Tony from the
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internet. The internet. Tony from the
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internet. The internet. Tony from the internet. Look at his cat. Okay, Tony.
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internet. Look at his cat. Okay, Tony.
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internet. Look at his cat. Okay, Tony. What's the craziest thing that's ever
20:24
What's the craziest thing that's ever
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What's the craziest thing that's ever happened to you? Like just you've been
20:25
happened to you? Like just you've been
20:25
happened to you? Like just you've been walking down the street and something
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walking down the street and something
20:26
walking down the street and something happened. A piano fell on your head.
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happened. A piano fell on your head.
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happened. A piano fell on your head. Something. A piano fell on my head? Uh,
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Something. A piano fell on my head? Uh,
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Something. A piano fell on my head? Uh, no. No. Uh, the craziest thing that ever
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no. No. Uh, the craziest thing that ever
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no. No. Uh, the craziest thing that ever happened to me is when I went into a
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happened to me is when I went into a
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happened to me is when I went into a laundromat and a man was taking a dump
20:36
laundromat and a man was taking a dump
20:36
laundromat and a man was taking a dump in the laundry machine.
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in the laundry machine.
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in the laundry machine. I was not expecting that. That is
20:41
I was not expecting that. That is
20:41
I was not expecting that. That is pretty.
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pretty.
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pretty. That is pretty. You You need to hear the
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That is pretty. You You need to hear the
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That is pretty. You You need to hear the craziest story ever. That is the
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craziest story ever. That is the
20:48
craziest story ever. That is the craziest thing, Tony.
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craziest thing, Tony.
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craziest thing, Tony. Hey, how's it going? My name is Justin.
20:51
Hey, how's it going? My name is Justin.
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Hey, how's it going? My name is Justin. That's awesome. What's your name? Gary.
20:53
That's awesome. What's your name? Gary.
20:53
That's awesome. What's your name? Gary. Gary, it's nice to meet you. Look at
20:54
Gary, it's nice to meet you. Look at
20:54
Gary, it's nice to meet you. Look at you're on the vlog. Gary, what's the
20:55
you're on the vlog. Gary, what's the
20:55
you're on the vlog. Gary, what's the craziest thing that's ever happened to
20:56
craziest thing that's ever happened to
20:56
craziest thing that's ever happened to you on the random like you're walking
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you on the random like you're walking
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you on the random like you're walking down the street? What happened? Uh, all
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down the street? What happened? Uh, all
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down the street? What happened? Uh, all these fire truck. No. Oh, there was a
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these fire truck. No. Oh, there was a
21:03
these fire truck. No. Oh, there was a big accident on a freeway I saw right in
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big accident on a freeway I saw right in
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big accident on a freeway I saw right in front of me. Kind of the car kind of
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front of me. Kind of the car kind of
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front of me. Kind of the car kind of spun around and flipped over at the same
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spun around and flipped over at the same
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spun around and flipped over at the same time. But everyone was okay, right? Uh,
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time. But everyone was okay, right? Uh,
21:12
time. But everyone was okay, right? Uh, yes. Everyone was okay. We can't have a
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yes. Everyone was okay. We can't have a
21:14
yes. Everyone was okay. We can't have a sad You can't have a sad ending to the
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sad You can't have a sad ending to the
21:16
sad You can't have a sad ending to the story. Look at this. Look at all these
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story. Look at this. Look at all these
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story. Look at this. Look at all these people graduating. And Chris is leading
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people graduating. And Chris is leading
21:20
people graduating. And Chris is leading the parade of graduates. Congrat
21:22
the parade of graduates. Congrat
21:22
the parade of graduates. Congrat Congratulations.
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Congratulations.
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Congratulations. Grads. Congratulations. Get it? See what
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Grads. Congratulations. Get it? See what
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Grads. Congratulations. Get it? See what I did there? Congratulations.
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I did there? Congratulations.
21:30
I did there? Congratulations. Jeff Heinbuck. We got Jeff Heinebuck
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Jeff Heinbuck. We got Jeff Heinebuck
21:33
Jeff Heinbuck. We got Jeff Heinebuck here. Jeff Heinbuck's trying to sneak
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here. Jeff Heinbuck's trying to sneak
21:35
here. Jeff Heinbuck's trying to sneak into the gradu. He's trying to sneak
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into the gradu. He's trying to sneak
21:37
into the gradu. He's trying to sneak into the graduation.
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into the graduation.
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into the graduation. Look, one of the minions is here. Is
21:41
Look, one of the minions is here. Is
21:41
Look, one of the minions is here. Is that Jeff? That was Jeff. Definitely
21:42
that Jeff? That was Jeff. Definitely
21:42
that Jeff? That was Jeff. Definitely Jeff Heinebuck. I've met Jeff Heinbuck
21:44
Jeff Heinebuck. I've met Jeff Heinbuck
21:44
Jeff Heinebuck. I've met Jeff Heinbuck at least twice and I'm about 35% sure
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at least twice and I'm about 35% sure
21:47
at least twice and I'm about 35% sure that was that was him. So, I've been
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that was that was him. So, I've been
21:49
that was that was him. So, I've been taking like a lot of pictures. Well,
21:51
taking like a lot of pictures. Well,
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taking like a lot of pictures. Well, they're looking at things. So, I am
21:52
they're looking at things. So, I am
21:52
they're looking at things. So, I am going to walk this way and see what else
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going to walk this way and see what else
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going to walk this way and see what else I can see on the soundtrack. Whoa.
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I can see on the soundtrack. Whoa.
21:59
I can see on the soundtrack. Whoa. Okay, so other than making silly joke,
22:02
Okay, so other than making silly joke,
22:02
Okay, so other than making silly joke, See, here's the thing about making an
22:03
See, here's the thing about making an
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See, here's the thing about making an accidental bad joke. Uh, offensive. I
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accidental bad joke. Uh, offensive. I
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accidental bad joke. Uh, offensive. I never mean to be offensive. I want to
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never mean to be offensive. I want to
22:08
never mean to be offensive. I want to put this out there because somebody else
22:09
put this out there because somebody else
22:09
put this out there because somebody else got offended recently by something else
22:10
got offended recently by something else
22:10
got offended recently by something else I said in the vlog. It's just an
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I said in the vlog. It's just an
22:12
I said in the vlog. It's just an off-hand comment about one of the
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off-hand comment about one of the
22:14
off-hand comment about one of the letters or something. I never have ever
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letters or something. I never have ever
22:16
letters or something. I never have ever in my entire life, this is sincere, I
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in my entire life, this is sincere, I
22:18
in my entire life, this is sincere, I have never in my adult life, as far as I
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have never in my adult life, as far as I
22:20
have never in my adult life, as far as I can possibly remember, maybe when I was
22:21
can possibly remember, maybe when I was
22:21
can possibly remember, maybe when I was a kid, you're ugly or something like
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a kid, you're ugly or something like
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a kid, you're ugly or something like that, never as a grown-up, have I ever
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that, never as a grown-up, have I ever
22:24
that, never as a grown-up, have I ever ever said something to anyone with the
22:27
ever said something to anyone with the
22:27
ever said something to anyone with the intention of hurting their feelings or
22:29
intention of hurting their feelings or
22:29
intention of hurting their feelings or intentionally to put somebody down or to
22:31
intentionally to put somebody down or to
22:31
intentionally to put somebody down or to mock them to their face or hurt their
22:32
mock them to their face or hurt their
22:32
mock them to their face or hurt their feelings. Never, never, never, never,
22:34
feelings. Never, never, never, never,
22:34
feelings. Never, never, never, never, never. I have never and I would never,
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never. I have never and I would never,
22:37
never. I have never and I would never, especially on the vlog, say something
22:38
especially on the vlog, say something
22:38
especially on the vlog, say something offensive or to hurt someone's feelings
22:41
offensive or to hurt someone's feelings
22:41
offensive or to hurt someone's feelings ever. So, I want to get that completely
22:42
ever. So, I want to get that completely
22:42
ever. So, I want to get that completely out of the way. That is not the point of
22:44
out of the way. That is not the point of
22:44
out of the way. That is not the point of this sometimes vlog. That is anti the
22:45
this sometimes vlog. That is anti the
22:46
this sometimes vlog. That is anti the quest for positivity. But here's the
22:47
quest for positivity. But here's the
22:47
quest for positivity. But here's the thing. When you start talking for 10
22:49
thing. When you start talking for 10
22:49
thing. When you start talking for 10 minutes straight, try it. Try it
22:50
minutes straight, try it. Try it
22:50
minutes straight, try it. Try it sometime. Pull out your phone or
22:51
sometime. Pull out your phone or
22:51
sometime. Pull out your phone or something. Try talking for 10 minutes
22:53
something. Try talking for 10 minutes
22:53
something. Try talking for 10 minutes straight about something and never
22:55
straight about something and never
22:55
straight about something and never breaking. Adam will back me up on this.
22:57
breaking. Adam will back me up on this.
22:57
breaking. Adam will back me up on this. If you whip out your cell phone, you're
22:58
If you whip out your cell phone, you're
22:58
If you whip out your cell phone, you're trying to do a blog or anything or
22:59
trying to do a blog or anything or
22:59
trying to do a blog or anything or podcast, something you have to talk for
23:00
podcast, something you have to talk for
23:00
podcast, something you have to talk for 10, 20 straight minutes, get on stage.
23:03
10, 20 straight minutes, get on stage.
23:03
10, 20 straight minutes, get on stage. Yeah. Well, that I was saying, you're
23:05
Yeah. Well, that I was saying, you're
23:05
Yeah. Well, that I was saying, you're going to say things by accident
23:07
going to say things by accident
23:07
going to say things by accident sometimes that are not quite fully
23:09
sometimes that are not quite fully
23:09
sometimes that are not quite fully formed in your head that may offend
23:10
formed in your head that may offend
23:10
formed in your head that may offend somebody, but it's never done
23:12
somebody, but it's never done
23:12
somebody, but it's never done intentionally. It's the guy who shot
23:14
intentionally. It's the guy who shot
23:14
intentionally. It's the guy who shot down the pickle myth. Chris the
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down the pickle myth. Chris the
23:16
down the pickle myth. Chris the Mythbuster. The ultimate Mythbuster. I
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Mythbuster. The ultimate Mythbuster. I
23:18
Mythbuster. The ultimate Mythbuster. I knew he was on Mythbusters. I knew it,
23:20
knew he was on Mythbusters. I knew it,
23:20
knew he was on Mythbusters. I knew it, too. It reminded me of that. I didn't
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too. It reminded me of that. I didn't
23:21
too. It reminded me of that. I didn't know that he was on Mythbuster. I'm
23:23
know that he was on Mythbuster. I'm
23:23
know that he was on Mythbuster. I'm actually super happy that we have
23:24
actually super happy that we have
23:24
actually super happy that we have confirmed that that is not true. What
23:27
confirmed that that is not true. What
23:27
confirmed that that is not true. What are some other things out here that are
23:28
are some other things out here that are
23:28
are some other things out here that are myths that are not true? I can think of
23:30
myths that are not true? I can think of
23:30
myths that are not true? I can think of another one. Well, there's one I did on
23:32
another one. Well, there's one I did on
23:32
another one. Well, there's one I did on random land which is talking about the
23:33
random land which is talking about the
23:34
random land which is talking about the haunted mansion hearse urban legend that
23:36
haunted mansion hearse urban legend that
23:36
haunted mansion hearse urban legend that it was used as Brigham Young the second
23:39
it was used as Brigham Young the second
23:39
it was used as Brigham Young the second Mormon prophet's funeral hearse. Oh, and
23:43
Mormon prophet's funeral hearse. Oh, and
23:43
Mormon prophet's funeral hearse. Oh, and I'll leave it to people who to watch the
23:44
I'll leave it to people who to watch the
23:44
I'll leave it to people who to watch the video to find out if that's true or not.
23:46
video to find out if that's true or not.
23:46
video to find out if that's true or not. I was thinking about the Toy Story thing
23:47
I was thinking about the Toy Story thing
23:47
I was thinking about the Toy Story thing with Woody Woody story. That is
23:50
with Woody Woody story. That is
23:50
with Woody Woody story. That is absolutely not true. It never was true.
23:51
absolutely not true. It never was true.
23:51
absolutely not true. It never was true. They used to freeze and one lucky guest
23:54
They used to freeze and one lucky guest
23:54
They used to freeze and one lucky guest got one lucky, you know, Woody who
23:56
got one lucky, you know, Woody who
23:56
got one lucky, you know, Woody who dropped one lucky time. That didn't
23:58
dropped one lucky time. That didn't
23:58
dropped one lucky time. That didn't sound right. Took a picture. See what
24:00
sound right. Took a picture. See what
24:00
sound right. Took a picture. See what I'm saying? If you keep talking,
24:01
I'm saying? If you keep talking,
24:02
I'm saying? If you keep talking, something bad will come out. So you keep
24:05
something bad will come out. So you keep
24:05
something bad will come out. So you keep Why is it always with you, too? Whenever
24:06
Why is it always with you, too? Whenever
24:06
Why is it always with you, too? Whenever I'm around you, something horrible comes
24:09
I'm around you, something horrible comes
24:09
I'm around you, something horrible comes out of my mouth. And as it's coming out
24:11
out of my mouth. And as it's coming out
24:11
out of my mouth. And as it's coming out of my mouth, I know it's wrong. Hey,
24:13
of my mouth, I know it's wrong. Hey,
24:13
of my mouth, I know it's wrong. Hey, shut this down, please. No recording in
24:15
shut this down, please. No recording in
24:15
shut this down, please. No recording in the parks. We can't record. We're not
24:16
the parks. We can't record. We're not
24:16
the parks. We can't record. We're not doing this anymore. We're shutting your
24:17
doing this anymore. We're shutting your
24:17
doing this anymore. We're shutting your channel down. YouTube, delete this.
24:19
channel down. YouTube, delete this.
24:20
channel down. YouTube, delete this. Especially him. YouTube, don't listen to
24:21
Especially him. YouTube, don't listen to
24:21
Especially him. YouTube, don't listen to this. See this? Cut this. Cut the
24:24
this. See this? Cut this. Cut the
24:24
this. See this? Cut this. Cut the part in. Just leave. I don't see a name
24:27
part in. Just leave. I don't see a name
24:28
part in. Just leave. I don't see a name badge here. Wait. Oh, wait a second. It
24:29
badge here. Wait. Oh, wait a second. It
24:29
badge here. Wait. Oh, wait a second. It is right there. His name is tucked
24:31
is right there. His name is tucked
24:31
is right there. His name is tucked underneath there. Oh, it is. Hi, Bowser.
24:33
underneath there. Oh, it is. Hi, Bowser.
24:33
underneath there. Oh, it is. Hi, Bowser. Bowser. Bowser. Bowser. Ill. I'm just
24:35
Bowser. Bowser. Bowser. Ill. I'm just
24:35
Bowser. Bowser. Bowser. Ill. I'm just I'm hijacking your video. mega64.com,
24:38
I'm hijacking your video. mega64.com,
24:38
I'm hijacking your video. mega64.com, baby. We're taking over. We're taking
24:41
baby. We're taking over. We're taking
24:41
baby. We're taking over. We're taking control. Wait, quick question. Yeah.
24:43
control. Wait, quick question. Yeah.
24:43
control. Wait, quick question. Yeah. What is the craziest thing that's ever
24:44
What is the craziest thing that's ever
24:44
What is the craziest thing that's ever happened to you on the random walking
24:45
happened to you on the random walking
24:46
happened to you on the random walking down the street, something random
24:47
down the street, something random
24:47
down the street, something random happens fell over and had a seizure?
24:49
happens fell over and had a seizure?
24:49
happens fell over and had a seizure? What? Uh, the most random thing that
24:51
What? Uh, the most random thing that
24:51
What? Uh, the most random thing that ever happened to me, I saw a guy on the
24:53
ever happened to me, I saw a guy on the
24:53
ever happened to me, I saw a guy on the phone once. He was yelling at the top of
24:55
phone once. He was yelling at the top of
24:55
phone once. He was yelling at the top of his lungs and he kept and he was yelling
24:57
his lungs and he kept and he was yelling
24:57
his lungs and he kept and he was yelling this, "Well, you're not mom. You're
24:59
this, "Well, you're not mom. You're
24:59
this, "Well, you're not mom. You're never gonna be mom. You're the opposite
25:01
never gonna be mom. You're the opposite
25:01
never gonna be mom. You're the opposite of mom." And um in my brain, I thought
25:04
of mom." And um in my brain, I thought
25:04
of mom." And um in my brain, I thought to myself, wouldn't the response be then
25:06
to myself, wouldn't the response be then
25:06
to myself, wouldn't the response be then your dad? I don't know.
25:09
your dad? I don't know.
25:09
your dad? I don't know. But judge for yourself. Think for
25:13
But judge for yourself. Think for
25:13
But judge for yourself. Think for yourself. All right. That was way better
25:16
yourself. All right. That was way better
25:16
yourself. All right. That was way better than your story. Way better. You should
25:18
than your story. Way better. You should
25:18
than your story. Way better. You should feel ashamed now of your story. I do.
25:21
feel ashamed now of your story. I do.
25:21
feel ashamed now of your story. I do. I'm just kidding. Your story was
25:22
I'm just kidding. Your story was
25:22
I'm just kidding. Your story was actually pretty good. That's happened to
25:23
actually pretty good. That's happened to
25:23
actually pretty good. That's happened to me all the time. He always pops up and
25:25
me all the time. He always pops up and
25:25
me all the time. He always pops up and says hello to us and then he just
25:26
says hello to us and then he just
25:26
says hello to us and then he just disappears. We've never got to hang out
25:28
disappears. We've never got to hang out
25:28
disappears. We've never got to hang out with that guy. We should find We always
25:30
with that guy. We should find We always
25:30
with that guy. We should find We always want to hang out with him. But now he's
25:31
want to hang out with him. But now he's
25:32
want to hang out with him. But now he's gone. But now he's gone. He's gone
25:34
gone. But now he's gone. He's gone
25:34
gone. But now he's gone. He's gone forever. He's gone forever. I thought he
25:37
forever. He's gone forever. I thought he
25:37
forever. He's gone forever. I thought he was legitimately angry, but I realized
25:39
was legitimately angry, but I realized
25:39
was legitimately angry, but I realized it's actually not. He's actually 5
25:41
it's actually not. He's actually 5
25:41
it's actually not. He's actually 5 seconds into that. I was like, that's a
25:42
seconds into that. I was like, that's a
25:42
seconds into that. I was like, that's a guy that we met in Downtown Disney one
25:43
guy that we met in Downtown Disney one
25:43
guy that we met in Downtown Disney one time that plays Nintendo games. Yes. He
25:46
time that plays Nintendo games. Yes. He
25:46
time that plays Nintendo games. Yes. He has a good YouTube channel. He has a
25:47
has a good YouTube channel. He has a
25:47
has a good YouTube channel. He has a good YouTube channel. What is it called
25:48
good YouTube channel. What is it called
25:48
good YouTube channel. What is it called again? It is called Mega 64. Mega 64.
25:52
again? It is called Mega 64. Mega 64.
25:52
again? It is called Mega 64. Mega 64. It's a very very good YouTube channel.
25:54
It's a very very good YouTube channel.
25:54
It's a very very good YouTube channel. So go there and tell that guy that just
25:56
So go there and tell that guy that just
25:56
So go there and tell that guy that just scarred and Adam the who? Adam the woo
25:59
scarred and Adam the who? Adam the woo
26:00
scarred and Adam the who? Adam the woo say hello. And there you go. Now it's
26:03
say hello. And there you go. Now it's
26:03
say hello. And there you go. Now it's been 30 minutes of wandering around
26:04
been 30 minutes of wandering around
26:04
been 30 minutes of wandering around Disney doing nothing. I have a fast way
26:07
Disney doing nothing. I have a fast way
26:07
Disney doing nothing. I have a fast way too long. I want to stay here all day. I
26:09
too long. I want to stay here all day. I
26:09
too long. I want to stay here all day. I have a fast pass. As does Nick. You
26:12
have a fast pass. As does Nick. You
26:12
have a fast pass. As does Nick. You should steal that and use it on a boat.
26:15
should steal that and use it on a boat.
26:15
should steal that and use it on a boat. You shouldn't do that. That would have a
26:17
You shouldn't do that. That would have a
26:17
You shouldn't do that. That would have a boat. Disappoint all the children.
26:19
boat. Disappoint all the children.
26:19
boat. Disappoint all the children. What's wrong with you? Why would you do
26:21
What's wrong with you? Why would you do
26:21
What's wrong with you? Why would you do that? Why would you even think about
26:22
that? Why would you even think about
26:22
that? Why would you even think about doing that? What are these mud dober
26:25
doing that? What are these mud dober
26:25
doing that? What are these mud dober holes? These are not mud dber holes. You
26:27
holes? These are not mud dber holes. You
26:27
holes? These are not mud dber holes. You just exposed your floor, Dennis. These
26:29
just exposed your floor, Dennis. These
26:29
just exposed your floor, Dennis. These are called barnacles. Barnacles? Yeah.
26:32
are called barnacles. Barnacles? Yeah.
26:32
are called barnacles. Barnacles? Yeah. So, the the do mud dubbers have No,
26:34
So, the the do mud dubbers have No,
26:34
So, the the do mud dubbers have No, wait. Hold on a second. So, it makes
26:35
wait. Hold on a second. So, it makes
26:35
wait. Hold on a second. So, it makes sense that there would be barnacles on
26:36
sense that there would be barnacles on
26:36
sense that there would be barnacles on the anchor. They pulled up the anchor
26:38
the anchor. They pulled up the anchor
26:38
the anchor. They pulled up the anchor from the sea. But why would the
26:39
from the sea. But why would the
26:39
from the sea. But why would the barnacles get on the plat? They dripped.
26:41
barnacles get on the plat? They dripped.
26:41
barnacles get on the plat? They dripped. When they pulled it from the water to
26:42
When they pulled it from the water to
26:42
When they pulled it from the water to here, they dripped and the barnacles
26:45
here, they dripped and the barnacles
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here, they dripped and the barnacles basically elevated themselves. They
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basically elevated themselves. They
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basically elevated themselves. They dripped. Yes. Dripping barnacles. Do
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dripped. Yes. Dripping barnacles. Do
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dripped. Yes. Dripping barnacles. Do barnacles drip, Thomas? Thomas thinks
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barnacles drip, Thomas? Thomas thinks
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barnacles drip, Thomas? Thomas thinks that's funny. What's so funny, young
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that's funny. What's so funny, young
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that's funny. What's so funny, young man? Would you like to share with the
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man? Would you like to share with the
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man? Would you like to share with the whole class what you think is so funny?
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whole class what you think is so funny?
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whole class what you think is so funny? Epic mustache. What do you think is so
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Epic mustache. What do you think is so
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Epic mustache. What do you think is so funny? Dripping. Oh, that's what I
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funny? Dripping. Oh, that's what I
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funny? Dripping. Oh, that's what I thought. That's what I thought, mister.
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thought. That's what I thought, mister.
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thought. That's what I thought, mister. Look at this guy's got a backwards hat.
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Look at this guy's got a backwards hat.
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Look at this guy's got a backwards hat. He is a troublemaker. I hate to say
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He is a troublemaker. I hate to say
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He is a troublemaker. I hate to say goodbye. In 1993, I'm going to say
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goodbye. In 1993, I'm going to say
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goodbye. In 1993, I'm going to say goodbye. We Nick V and I have fast
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goodbye. We Nick V and I have fast
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goodbye. We Nick V and I have fast passes. But what's that? For
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passes. But what's that? For
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passes. But what's that? For Big Thunder Mountain. Big Thunder
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Big Thunder Mountain. Big Thunder
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Big Thunder Mountain. Big Thunder Mountain. Big Thunder Mountain, which I
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Mountain. Big Thunder Mountain, which I
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Mountain. Big Thunder Mountain, which I don't hear running, which is very
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don't hear running, which is very
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don't hear running, which is very disappointing. So, are you guys going to
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disappointing. So, are you guys going to
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disappointing. So, are you guys going to hug the entire attraction? The entire
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hug the entire attraction? The entire
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hug the entire attraction? The entire ride? We are going to hug. Oh, that's
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ride? We are going to hug. Oh, that's
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ride? We are going to hug. Oh, that's nice. The whole time over there and the
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nice. The whole time over there and the
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nice. The whole time over there and the whole time back, but you keep filming
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whole time back, but you keep filming
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whole time back, but you keep filming us. And the whole time back. Look at
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us. And the whole time back. Look at
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us. And the whole time back. Look at this dog.
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this dog.
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this dog. It's a service dog. And your dog has
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It's a service dog. And your dog has
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It's a service dog. And your dog has just done me the service of being so
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just done me the service of being so
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just done me the service of being so cute. Thank you very much. And look at
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cute. Thank you very much. And look at
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cute. Thank you very much. And look at these people having a nice time sitting
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these people having a nice time sitting
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these people having a nice time sitting there enjoying their sunny day. Okay.
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there enjoying their sunny day. Okay.
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there enjoying their sunny day. Okay. Goodbye, Adam. Goodbye, Mig. Bye,
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Goodbye, Adam. Goodbye, Mig. Bye,
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Goodbye, Adam. Goodbye, Mig. Bye, everyone. Goodbye, guy with the
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everyone. Goodbye, guy with the
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everyone. Goodbye, guy with the ponytail. Goodbye, Thomas. Okay, wait.
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ponytail. Goodbye, Thomas. Okay, wait.
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ponytail. Goodbye, Thomas. Okay, wait. Hold on. Now back to Thomas. Deepest,
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Hold on. Now back to Thomas. Deepest,
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Hold on. Now back to Thomas. Deepest, darkest secret.
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darkest secret.
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darkest secret. I don't think I have one. You work for
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I don't think I have one. You work for
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I don't think I have one. You work for the FBI? No. CIA, actually. Just flew
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the FBI? No. CIA, actually. Just flew
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the FBI? No. CIA, actually. Just flew your cover. Oh, damn. You've done your
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your cover. Oh, damn. You've done your
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your cover. Oh, damn. You've done your duty. Now you can go home and sleep.
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duty. Now you can go home and sleep.
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duty. Now you can go home and sleep. Well, subscribe the fastest.com. What's
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Well, subscribe the fastest.com. What's
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Well, subscribe the fastest.com. What's your website, Thomas? Don't have Thomas
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your website, Thomas? Don't have Thomas
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your website, Thomas? Don't have Thomas has no website.com.
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has no website.com.
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has no website.com. And that girl is not Miley Cyrus.