Inside the Eiffel Tower, Napoleon's Tomb, & The Mona Lisa!

0:07 Would you look at that? That right there

0:07 Would you look at that? That right there is a beautiful site. And here's another

0:09 is a beautiful site. And here's another

0:09 is a beautiful site. And here's another beautiful site. Good morning, princess.

0:11 beautiful site. Good morning, princess.

0:11 beautiful site. Good morning, princess. Good morning. It's the Eiffel Tower. The

0:13 Good morning. It's the Eiffel Tower. The

0:13 Good morning. It's the Eiffel Tower. The to the Eiffel. The Eiffel Tower. Ally,

0:16 to the Eiffel. The Eiffel Tower. Ally,

0:16 to the Eiffel. The Eiffel Tower. Ally, high five. It's one of those three

0:19 high five. It's one of those three

0:19 high five. It's one of those three things to see in your coffee table book

0:22 things to see in your coffee table book

0:22 things to see in your coffee table book before you die or retire. 2018

0:28 before you die or retire. 2018

0:28 before you die or retire. 2018 edition. I don't know what I'm talking

0:29 edition. I don't know what I'm talking

0:29 edition. I don't know what I'm talking about. Look at this. Over 1,000

0:32 about. Look at this. Over 1,000

0:32 about. Look at this. Over 1,000 ft high. If you count the little tiny

0:34 ft high. If you count the little tiny

0:34 ft high. If you count the little tiny antenna on top and without the antenna,

0:37 antenna on top and without the antenna,

0:37 antenna on top and without the antenna, 984

0:39 984

0:39 984 ft. That is 198.6 alleys tall. Just

0:44 ft. That is 198.6 alleys tall. Just

0:44 ft. That is 198.6 alleys tall. Just think of how many alleys that is. I want

0:47 think of how many alleys that is. I want

0:47 think of how many alleys that is. I want to live in a world like that. Dude, look

0:48 to live in a world like that. Dude, look

0:48 to live in a world like that. Dude, look how tiny the people are climbing up the

0:51 how tiny the people are climbing up the

0:51 how tiny the people are climbing up the stairs into the Eiffel Tower and then

0:54 stairs into the Eiffel Tower and then

0:54 stairs into the Eiffel Tower and then crazy people are taking tiny little

0:56 crazy people are taking tiny little

0:56 crazy people are taking tiny little elevators all the way to the top. We

0:58 elevators all the way to the top. We

0:58 elevators all the way to the top. We were thinking of starting our day on the

1:00 were thinking of starting our day on the

1:00 were thinking of starting our day on the Shanay over there, but there's some

1:02 Shanay over there, but there's some

1:02 Shanay over there, but there's some crazy big marathon going on today in

1:04 crazy big marathon going on today in

1:04 crazy big marathon going on today in Paris. So, back to the Eiffel Tower it

1:06 Paris. So, back to the Eiffel Tower it

1:06 Paris. So, back to the Eiffel Tower it is. Would you look at the size of that

1:08 is. Would you look at the size of that

1:08 is. Would you look at the size of that gargantuan tower? And after a little

1:11 gargantuan tower? And after a little

1:11 gargantuan tower? And after a little security line, we can now view the belly

1:15 security line, we can now view the belly

1:15 security line, we can now view the belly of the beast. Dude, this thing is

1:18 of the beast. Dude, this thing is

1:18 of the beast. Dude, this thing is freaking huge. Every time I come and see

1:23 freaking huge. Every time I come and see

1:23 freaking huge. Every time I come and see this, my mind is blown. Just this right

1:26 this, my mind is blown. Just this right

1:26 this, my mind is blown. Just this right here is 425

1:29 here is 425

1:29 here is 425 ft. I think if you take the stairs,

1:31 ft. I think if you take the stairs,

1:31 ft. I think if you take the stairs, there's 300 steps just to the first

1:33 there's 300 steps just to the first

1:33 there's 300 steps just to the first platform. Look at those people right

1:35 platform. Look at those people right

1:35 platform. Look at those people right there walking out on the glass. Oh. Oh

1:38 there walking out on the glass. Oh. Oh

1:38 there walking out on the glass. Oh. Oh my gosh. You want to go up there, don't

1:39 my gosh. You want to go up there, don't

1:39 my gosh. You want to go up there, don't you? That's a lot of steps, Tiny. You

1:42 you? That's a lot of steps, Tiny. You

1:42 you? That's a lot of steps, Tiny. You think you could climb that many steps? I

1:44 think you could climb that many steps? I

1:44 think you could climb that many steps? I have never never had the desire to go up

1:46 have never never had the desire to go up

1:46 have never never had the desire to go up any higher than the ground level at the

1:48 any higher than the ground level at the

1:48 any higher than the ground level at the Eiffel Tower. I don't know that I want

1:50 Eiffel Tower. I don't know that I want

1:50 Eiffel Tower. I don't know that I want to start today. What's really

1:51 to start today. What's really

1:51 to start today. What's really mind-blowing, other than these people

1:53 mind-blowing, other than these people

1:53 mind-blowing, other than these people embracing down here, wa I never noticed

1:55 embracing down here, wa I never noticed

1:55 embracing down here, wa I never noticed them before. What's really mind-blowing

1:57 them before. What's really mind-blowing

1:57 them before. What's really mind-blowing is that this was built for the 1889

2:00 is that this was built for the 1889

2:00 is that this was built for the 1889 World's Fair and the Eiffel Tower was

2:02 World's Fair and the Eiffel Tower was

2:02 World's Fair and the Eiffel Tower was the tallest man-made structure in the

2:05 the tallest man-made structure in the

2:05 the tallest man-made structure in the world for over 30 years until they built

2:08 world for over 30 years until they built

2:08 world for over 30 years until they built the Chrysler building in New York. Of

2:10 the Chrysler building in New York. Of

2:10 the Chrysler building in New York. Of course, after they added those antennas

2:12 course, after they added those antennas

2:12 course, after they added those antennas to the tippy top of the Eiffel Tower in

2:14 to the tippy top of the Eiffel Tower in

2:14 to the tippy top of the Eiffel Tower in the 50s, the Eiffel Tower got even

2:16 the 50s, the Eiffel Tower got even

2:16 the 50s, the Eiffel Tower got even taller than the Chrysler building, so it

2:17 taller than the Chrysler building, so it

2:17 taller than the Chrysler building, so it defeat its rival at last. Think about

2:20 defeat its rival at last. Think about

2:20 defeat its rival at last. Think about that though. Gustav Eiffel and his team

2:22 that though. Gustav Eiffel and his team

2:22 that though. Gustav Eiffel and his team in the 1880s

2:25 in the 1880s

2:26 in the 1880s building

2:27 building

2:27 building this massive place almost 200 alleys

2:33 this massive place almost 200 alleys

2:34 this massive place almost 200 alleys tall. What a gargantuan undertaking. As

2:37 tall. What a gargantuan undertaking. As

2:37 tall. What a gargantuan undertaking. As fun as walking up 300 steps sounds

2:40 fun as walking up 300 steps sounds

2:40 fun as walking up 300 steps sounds today, I think I'd rather try for the

2:43 today, I think I'd rather try for the

2:44 today, I think I'd rather try for the elevator. Not that I'm not super cool

2:45 elevator. Not that I'm not super cool

2:45 elevator. Not that I'm not super cool and tough. We're just going to use Ally

2:47 and tough. We're just going to use Ally

2:47 and tough. We're just going to use Ally for the excuse here. You know, the whole

2:48 for the excuse here. You know, the whole

2:48 for the excuse here. You know, the whole surgery and all. We don't want to

2:49 surgery and all. We don't want to

2:49 surgery and all. We don't want to irritate things. Oh goodness. Almost

2:52 irritate things. Oh goodness. Almost

2:52 irritate things. Oh goodness. Almost there. Oh my god. What have we done?

2:55 there. Oh my god. What have we done?

2:55 there. Oh my god. What have we done? That's about to be us going up there. I

2:59 That's about to be us going up there. I

2:59 That's about to be us going up there. I have a doctor's note for my really

3:00 have a doctor's note for my really

3:00 have a doctor's note for my really serious issue with heights. My issue is

3:03 serious issue with heights. My issue is

3:03 serious issue with heights. My issue is that I hate them. But I love you. This

3:05 that I hate them. But I love you. This

3:05 that I hate them. But I love you. This will definitely be unforgettable. If I

3:08 will definitely be unforgettable. If I

3:08 will definitely be unforgettable. If I don't die of fried, this will be the

3:10 don't die of fried, this will be the

3:10 don't die of fried, this will be the single greatest achievement of my life.

3:11 single greatest achievement of my life.

3:12 single greatest achievement of my life. Oh my goodness. We're almost inside. And

3:14 Oh my goodness. We're almost inside. And

3:14 Oh my goodness. We're almost inside. And I already tripped a little bit on the

3:16 I already tripped a little bit on the

3:16 I already tripped a little bit on the corner of the Eiffel Tower back there.

3:18 corner of the Eiffel Tower back there.

3:18 corner of the Eiffel Tower back there. So, I've already made a goose of myself.

3:22 So, I've already made a goose of myself.

3:22 So, I've already made a goose of myself. Technically, we're inside the Eiffel

3:24 Technically, we're inside the Eiffel

3:24 Technically, we're inside the Eiffel Tower now.

3:26 Tower now.

3:26 Tower now. Oh my gosh, look at those huge

3:29 Oh my gosh, look at those huge

3:29 Oh my gosh, look at those huge counterwes lifting up to pull the

3:32 counterwes lifting up to pull the

3:32 counterwes lifting up to pull the elevator down. Oh man. 1889, huh? They

3:36 elevator down. Oh man. 1889, huh? They

3:36 elevator down. Oh man. 1889, huh? They probably have regular inspections

3:37 probably have regular inspections

3:38 probably have regular inspections though, right? Inspections. You think

3:40 though, right? Inspections. You think

3:40 though, right? Inspections. You think so? Okay. Oh

3:42 so? Okay. Oh

3:42 so? Okay. Oh my god.

3:48 Oh

3:48 Oh my

3:50 my

3:50 my goodness. Just this elevator

3:53 goodness. Just this elevator

3:53 goodness. Just this elevator 10 times more terrifying than I

3:55 10 times more terrifying than I

3:55 10 times more terrifying than I expected. Wow.

3:58 expected. Wow.

3:58 expected. Wow. Would you look at that? And it's a

4:01 Would you look at that? And it's a

4:01 Would you look at that? And it's a sideways elevator. Ooh. Hey, we're

4:03 sideways elevator. Ooh. Hey, we're

4:03 sideways elevator. Ooh. Hey, we're already there. That wasn't so bad. We're

4:05 already there. That wasn't so bad. We're

4:05 already there. That wasn't so bad. We're on the first level up here. It started

4:08 on the first level up here. It started

4:08 on the first level up here. It started moving again. Oh no. We're going up.

4:11 moving again. Oh no. We're going up.

4:11 moving again. Oh no. We're going up. We're going up. You're enjoying this,

4:13 We're going up. You're enjoying this,

4:13 We're going up. You're enjoying this, aren't you, Ally? You're actually

4:15 aren't you, Ally? You're actually

4:15 aren't you, Ally? You're actually enjoying this. Oh my goodness. Level

4:19 enjoying this. Oh my goodness. Level

4:19 enjoying this. Oh my goodness. Level two. Oh my gosh, that is so far above

4:22 two. Oh my gosh, that is so far above

4:22 two. Oh my gosh, that is so far above the ground. 115 m up. I don't know how

4:25 the ground. 115 m up. I don't know how

4:25 the ground. 115 m up. I don't know how much that is in feet, but a lot. Oh my

4:28 much that is in feet, but a lot. Oh my

4:28 much that is in feet, but a lot. Oh my gosh. We paid to go to the top. So, this

4:30 gosh. We paid to go to the top. So, this

4:30 gosh. We paid to go to the top. So, this won't even be where it ends, but look at

4:32 won't even be where it ends, but look at

4:32 won't even be where it ends, but look at this. Look at

4:36 this. Look at

4:36 this. Look at this. We're halfway up the Eiffel Tower.

4:40 this. We're halfway up the Eiffel Tower.

4:40 this. We're halfway up the Eiffel Tower. Look, there's the sand zane. Oh my gosh.

4:44 Look, there's the sand zane. Oh my gosh.

4:44 Look, there's the sand zane. Oh my gosh. Look at the freaking shadow of the

4:46 Look at the freaking shadow of the

4:46 Look at the freaking shadow of the Eiffel Tower down there. The only thing

4:49 Eiffel Tower down there. The only thing

4:49 Eiffel Tower down there. The only thing making me even a little bit comfortable

4:51 making me even a little bit comfortable

4:51 making me even a little bit comfortable with this is the fact that there's a

4:53 with this is the fact that there's a

4:53 with this is the fact that there's a cage. Oh my gosh, Ally, look at those

4:55 cage. Oh my gosh, Ally, look at those

4:55 cage. Oh my gosh, Ally, look at those tiny people down there. Look at those

4:56 tiny people down there. Look at those

4:56 tiny people down there. Look at those people on the boat. They're insane. Get

4:59 people on the boat. They're insane. Get

4:59 people on the boat. They're insane. Get it? Cuz the the

5:02 it? Cuz the the

5:02 it? Cuz the the Oh my goodness. You could see the whole

5:03 Oh my goodness. You could see the whole

5:04 Oh my goodness. You could see the whole world from here. Look at way out there

5:05 world from here. Look at way out there

5:05 world from here. Look at way out there straight in front of us is the a which

5:08 straight in front of us is the a which

5:08 straight in front of us is the a which is where they have their crazy marathon

5:09 is where they have their crazy marathon

5:10 is where they have their crazy marathon today. Wait a minute. Look down there.

5:11 today. Wait a minute. Look down there.

5:11 today. Wait a minute. Look down there. See those runners? There's people

5:13 See those runners? There's people

5:13 See those runners? There's people running down there. It's the marathon.

5:15 running down there. It's the marathon.

5:15 running down there. It's the marathon. Dang. What else can we see from up here?

5:17 Dang. What else can we see from up here?

5:17 Dang. What else can we see from up here? I'm terrible at French pronunciation,

5:19 I'm terrible at French pronunciation,

5:19 I'm terrible at French pronunciation, but if you look out there in the haze,

5:21 but if you look out there in the haze,

5:21 but if you look out there in the haze, you can see Mat out there with that

5:23 you can see Mat out there with that

5:23 you can see Mat out there with that cathedral on top of it. Sakraur. It's a

5:25 cathedral on top of it. Sakraur. It's a

5:25 cathedral on top of it. Sakraur. It's a very impressive site. But mostly all I

5:27 very impressive site. But mostly all I

5:27 very impressive site. But mostly all I can think is Sakur. Look how high we

5:29 can think is Sakur. Look how high we

5:29 can think is Sakur. Look how high we are. Oh my gosh. Straight out there in

5:31 are. Oh my gosh. Straight out there in

5:31 are. Oh my gosh. Straight out there in the haze, you can see this big dome

5:33 the haze, you can see this big dome

5:33 the haze, you can see this big dome right here. That's on. That's where

5:35 right here. That's on. That's where

5:35 right here. That's on. That's where Napoleon Bonapart is buried. And then

5:37 Napoleon Bonapart is buried. And then

5:37 Napoleon Bonapart is buried. And then out there in the distance, just past it,

5:40 out there in the distance, just past it,

5:40 out there in the distance, just past it, is the little hazy top of the Cathedral

5:44 is the little hazy top of the Cathedral

5:44 is the little hazy top of the Cathedral of Notradam. I don't know why I'm

5:46 of Notradam. I don't know why I'm

5:46 of Notradam. I don't know why I'm whispering other than I'm just scared.

5:49 whispering other than I'm just scared.

5:49 whispering other than I'm just scared. Holy crap, look at this. All that's left

5:53 Holy crap, look at this. All that's left

5:53 Holy crap, look at this. All that's left to go is the skinny straight up pointy

5:58 to go is the skinny straight up pointy

5:58 to go is the skinny straight up pointy tower park. You can ask Ally. Normally

6:01 tower park. You can ask Ally. Normally

6:01 tower park. You can ask Ally. Normally I'm so cenial and like nice and happy

6:03 I'm so cenial and like nice and happy

6:03 I'm so cenial and like nice and happy and then I'm being I'm getting snippy

6:04 and then I'm being I'm getting snippy

6:04 and then I'm being I'm getting snippy with you up here, aren't I? Because it's

6:05 with you up here, aren't I? Because it's

6:06 with you up here, aren't I? Because it's so tall. actual terror. Filled with

6:08 so tall. actual terror. Filled with

6:08 so tall. actual terror. Filled with actual terror. It's okay. Clearly, I

6:10 actual terror. It's okay. Clearly, I

6:10 actual terror. It's okay. Clearly, I love you very much to come up here. Huh?

6:13 love you very much to come up here. Huh?

6:13 love you very much to come up here. Huh? Someone could just lean and it could

6:15 Someone could just lean and it could

6:15 Someone could just lean and it could fall over. It feels like that. Why

6:17 fall over. It feels like that. Why

6:17 fall over. It feels like that. Why aren't you scared? I swear that's all

6:18 aren't you scared? I swear that's all

6:18 aren't you scared? I swear that's all that goes through my mind, though. It's

6:19 that goes through my mind, though. It's

6:19 that goes through my mind, though. It's like, I'm going to lean on this fence

6:21 like, I'm going to lean on this fence

6:21 like, I'm going to lean on this fence right here. You know, I just take a

6:22 right here. You know, I just take a

6:22 right here. You know, I just take a little lean and then the whole thing is

6:24 little lean and then the whole thing is

6:24 little lean and then the whole thing is going to come toppling down me. I'm the

6:26 going to come toppling down me. I'm the

6:26 going to come toppling down me. I'm the one that took it down after all these

6:27 one that took it down after all these

6:27 one that took it down after all these years. Like, this is plenty impressive

6:29 years. Like, this is plenty impressive

6:29 years. Like, this is plenty impressive now in 2017, but just think of those

6:32 now in 2017, but just think of those

6:32 now in 2017, but just think of those people in the 1880s coming up here. They

6:35 people in the 1880s coming up here. They

6:35 people in the 1880s coming up here. They didn't have drones or helicopter shots

6:37 didn't have drones or helicopter shots

6:37 didn't have drones or helicopter shots on TV. They had absolutely nothing to

6:41 on TV. They had absolutely nothing to

6:41 on TV. They had absolutely nothing to compare this to up here. Nothing at all.

6:45 compare this to up here. Nothing at all.

6:45 compare this to up here. Nothing at all. You can see there's restaurants and gift

6:47 You can see there's restaurants and gift

6:47 You can see there's restaurants and gift shops up here. We're at the second level

6:49 shops up here. We're at the second level

6:49 shops up here. We're at the second level and there's basically three stories of

6:51 and there's basically three stories of

6:51 and there's basically three stories of stuff up here. I would say it's like

6:53 stuff up here. I would say it's like

6:54 stuff up here. I would say it's like half of your average Best Buy. Same

6:56 half of your average Best Buy. Same

6:56 half of your average Best Buy. Same height, but half the width. Just hanging

6:59 height, but half the width. Just hanging

6:59 height, but half the width. Just hanging out 3 to 500 ft up here above Paris. Oh,

7:03 out 3 to 500 ft up here above Paris. Oh,

7:03 out 3 to 500 ft up here above Paris. Oh, you can really hear the marathoners now.

7:05 you can really hear the marathoners now.

7:05 you can really hear the marathoners now. They're beating drums. They're all

7:06 They're beating drums. They're all

7:06 They're beating drums. They're all running down there along the side of the

7:08 running down there along the side of the

7:08 running down there along the side of the river. You know, right where Inspector

7:10 river. You know, right where Inspector

7:10 river. You know, right where Inspector Jave died. Oh, there's that island in

7:12 Jave died. Oh, there's that island in

7:12 Jave died. Oh, there's that island in the river that has the miniature Statue

7:14 the river that has the miniature Statue

7:14 the river that has the miniature Statue of Liberty on it. I'm just filming a lot

7:16 of Liberty on it. I'm just filming a lot

7:16 of Liberty on it. I'm just filming a lot here because I'm procrastinating going

7:18 here because I'm procrastinating going

7:18 here because I'm procrastinating going to the summit up there to the top of the

7:22 to the summit up there to the top of the

7:22 to the summit up there to the top of the Eiffel Tower. There's a lot more tower

7:26 Eiffel Tower. There's a lot more tower

7:26 Eiffel Tower. There's a lot more tower left to go and I'm pretty worried that

7:28 left to go and I'm pretty worried that

7:28 left to go and I'm pretty worried that once I get up there, I am going to be

7:31 once I get up there, I am going to be

7:31 once I get up there, I am going to be too scared to turn this camera on. So,

7:33 too scared to turn this camera on. So,

7:33 too scared to turn this camera on. So, we'll see what happens. Huh. Okay, here

7:35 we'll see what happens. Huh. Okay, here

7:35 we'll see what happens. Huh. Okay, here goes nothing. Time for the summit.

7:39 goes nothing. Time for the summit.

7:40 goes nothing. Time for the summit. Kevin, you're what the French call leen.

7:43 Kevin, you're what the French call leen.

7:43 Kevin, you're what the French call leen. Oo, seems like we're going to be in a

7:44 Oo, seems like we're going to be in a

7:44 Oo, seems like we're going to be in a little bit of a line. Good thing we have

7:45 little bit of a line. Good thing we have

7:46 little bit of a line. Good thing we have a lot of line training from all of our

7:48 a lot of line training from all of our

7:48 a lot of line training from all of our experiences at Disney parks. Oh, it's so

7:50 experiences at Disney parks. Oh, it's so

7:50 experiences at Disney parks. Oh, it's so much worse on the second story of this

7:52 much worse on the second story of this

7:52 much worse on the second story of this thing. Look at Look at that helicopter

7:54 thing. Look at Look at that helicopter

7:54 thing. Look at Look at that helicopter just chilling there. Getting a good

7:56 just chilling there. Getting a good

7:56 just chilling there. Getting a good look, buddy. Hey, look at this. I'm

7:59 look, buddy. Hey, look at this. I'm

7:59 look, buddy. Hey, look at this. I'm touching it. I'm touching the tower. Get

8:02 touching it. I'm touching the tower. Get

8:02 touching it. I'm touching the tower. Get in there for a fun pick. Get all sexy

8:04 in there for a fun pick. Get all sexy

8:04 in there for a fun pick. Get all sexy with the tower. Cuddle up. Cuddle up.

8:06 with the tower. Cuddle up. Cuddle up.

8:06 with the tower. Cuddle up. Cuddle up. Ready? Fun pick. Look at these giant

8:10 Ready? Fun pick. Look at these giant

8:10 Ready? Fun pick. Look at these giant wheels that pull these giant cables that

8:12 wheels that pull these giant cables that

8:12 wheels that pull these giant cables that pull the elevators up and down in this

8:14 pull the elevators up and down in this

8:14 pull the elevators up and down in this thing. Oh, you can see some of them

8:16 thing. Oh, you can see some of them

8:16 thing. Oh, you can see some of them turning right over there. It's going to

8:17 turning right over there. It's going to

8:17 turning right over there. It's going to take another massive elevator up through

8:19 take another massive elevator up through

8:19 take another massive elevator up through the center of this thing to get us all

8:21 the center of this thing to get us all

8:21 the center of this thing to get us all the way to the top. But first, this long

8:24 the way to the top. But first, this long

8:24 the way to the top. But first, this long line. Look at that marathon down there.

8:27 line. Look at that marathon down there.

8:27 line. Look at that marathon down there. Look at the shadow of the tower. It's

8:29 Look at the shadow of the tower. It's

8:29 Look at the shadow of the tower. It's insane. I already made that joke. Oops.

8:32 insane. I already made that joke. Oops.

8:32 insane. I already made that joke. Oops. What? It's a two for one special. Oh

8:33 What? It's a two for one special. Oh

8:34 What? It's a two for one special. Oh boy. Here we go. I just caught sight of

8:37 boy. Here we go. I just caught sight of

8:37 boy. Here we go. I just caught sight of one of the elevators going right up

8:39 one of the elevators going right up

8:39 one of the elevators going right up there. How are you not terrified

8:42 there. How are you not terrified

8:42 there. How are you not terrified by this? Okay,

8:44 by this? Okay,

8:44 by this? Okay, summit time. My line took about an hour.

8:46 summit time. My line took about an hour.

8:46 summit time. My line took about an hour. I don't think we got pickpocketed. Check

8:48 I don't think we got pickpocketed. Check

8:48 I don't think we got pickpocketed. Check your pockets just to be sure. That's a

8:50 your pockets just to be sure. That's a

8:50 your pockets just to be sure. That's a crazy sign. It seems like this guy

8:51 crazy sign. It seems like this guy

8:52 crazy sign. It seems like this guy should be aware that that's happening.

8:53 should be aware that that's happening.

8:54 should be aware that that's happening. Hey, beware. Look, look what I'm doing.

8:55 Hey, beware. Look, look what I'm doing.

8:56 Hey, beware. Look, look what I'm doing. Beware.

8:57 Beware.

8:57 Beware. [Music]

9:00 [Music]

9:00 [Music] Same. Oh my god. Allie's fine. She's

9:03 Same. Oh my god. Allie's fine. She's

9:03 Same. Oh my god. Allie's fine. She's like, "This is cool. Look at this

9:05 like, "This is cool. Look at this

9:05 like, "This is cool. Look at this structure.

9:15 Oh wow. Come down. This is so surreal.

9:15 Oh wow. Come down. This is so surreal. just helping me not be afraid.

9:24 It's a Did you notice right when it

9:24 It's a Did you notice right when it started, everyone got so awkwardly quiet

9:26 started, everyone got so awkwardly quiet

9:26 started, everyone got so awkwardly quiet in there like at the same time? Wow.

9:30 in there like at the same time? Wow.

9:30 in there like at the same time? Wow. Look at

9:32 Look at

9:32 Look at that. That's crazy. That is like

9:35 that. That's crazy. That is like

9:35 that. That's crazy. That is like mindbendingly high. See, I'm okay in

9:38 mindbendingly high. See, I'm okay in

9:38 mindbendingly high. See, I'm okay in this little room. If every time I had to

9:39 this little room. If every time I had to

9:40 this little room. If every time I had to come up to heights, I was just inside of

9:41 come up to heights, I was just inside of

9:41 come up to heights, I was just inside of a little enclosed room, I think I'd be

9:43 a little enclosed room, I think I'd be

9:43 a little enclosed room, I think I'd be okay. This is almost like looking at it

9:45 okay. This is almost like looking at it

9:45 okay. This is almost like looking at it through some kind of Google Earth app or

9:47 through some kind of Google Earth app or

9:47 through some kind of Google Earth app or something like that. This is wild.

9:49 something like that. This is wild.

9:49 something like that. This is wild. Supposedly Gustav Eiffel has a secret

9:52 Supposedly Gustav Eiffel has a secret

9:52 Supposedly Gustav Eiffel has a secret apartment somewhere in the Eiffel Tower.

9:54 apartment somewhere in the Eiffel Tower.

9:54 apartment somewhere in the Eiffel Tower. Wow. Look at Paris out there. Look at

9:58 Wow. Look at Paris out there. Look at

9:58 Wow. Look at Paris out there. Look at all that. See Notam now. Yeah. Look at

10:01 all that. See Notam now. Yeah. Look at

10:01 all that. See Notam now. Yeah. Look at that. You guys see that? The ar the tri

10:04 that. You guys see that? The ar the tri

10:04 that. You guys see that? The ar the tri right there. Look at the sh of this

10:07 right there. Look at the sh of this

10:07 right there. Look at the sh of this city. Oh, and I think we get to go

10:09 city. Oh, and I think we get to go

10:09 city. Oh, and I think we get to go outside now. Yay. This is going to be a

10:13 outside now. Yay. This is going to be a

10:13 outside now. Yay. This is going to be a a good one. What a fun one. Oh my

10:20 a good one. What a fun one. Oh my

10:20 a good one. What a fun one. Oh my gosh. This is a little different. It

10:23 gosh. This is a little different. It

10:23 gosh. This is a little different. It changes everything. Oh, once you're

10:24 changes everything. Oh, once you're

10:24 changes everything. Oh, once you're outside and there's no solid wall down

10:26 outside and there's no solid wall down

10:26 outside and there's no solid wall down here to protect your feet from the

10:29 here to protect your feet from the

10:29 here to protect your feet from the thing. And Ally, am I crazy or is it

10:31 thing. And Ally, am I crazy or is it

10:31 thing. And Ally, am I crazy or is it slightly tilting? No, it is definitely

10:33 slightly tilting? No, it is definitely

10:33 slightly tilting? No, it is definitely It is right. Scary. We're trying really

10:35 It is right. Scary. We're trying really

10:36 It is right. Scary. We're trying really hard. I'm going to get you not to say

10:38 hard. I'm going to get you not to say

10:38 hard. I'm going to get you not to say bad words right now.

10:40 bad words right now.

10:40 bad words right now. Trying really hard. Okay. Okay. Okay.

10:43 Trying really hard. Okay. Okay. Okay.

10:43 Trying really hard. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, squeeze up against that. Look, it's

10:45 Oh, squeeze up against that. Look, it's

10:45 Oh, squeeze up against that. Look, it's the tallest you've ever been. Oh, wo wo.

10:47 the tallest you've ever been. Oh, wo wo.

10:47 the tallest you've ever been. Oh, wo wo. Look at this. Look at this sign. This is

10:49 Look at this. Look at this sign. This is

10:49 Look at this. Look at this sign. This is the place to kiss. # Eiffel love. You

10:52 the place to kiss. # Eiffel love. You

10:52 the place to kiss. # Eiffel love. You ready, Al?

10:54 ready, Al?

10:54 ready, Al? # Eiffel love. Go to the edge. You can

10:57 # Eiffel love. Go to the edge. You can

10:57 # Eiffel love. Go to the edge. You can do it.

11:03 Is it scary?

11:03 Is it scary? Yeah. Even you're scared. Okay. See, she

11:06 Yeah. Even you're scared. Okay. See, she

11:06 Yeah. Even you're scared. Okay. See, she is human after all. There's more stuff

11:08 is human after all. There's more stuff

11:08 is human after all. There's more stuff above us. Holy goodness. You can get

11:10 above us. Holy goodness. You can get

11:10 above us. Holy goodness. You can get champagne up here. I've been a lot of

11:13 champagne up here. I've been a lot of

11:13 champagne up here. I've been a lot of crazy places in my life. Top of the

11:15 crazy places in my life. Top of the

11:15 crazy places in my life. Top of the Eiffel Tower. Definitely ranks right in

11:17 Eiffel Tower. Definitely ranks right in

11:17 Eiffel Tower. Definitely ranks right in there among them. Oh

11:20 there among them. Oh

11:20 there among them. Oh my

11:28 gosh, that is absolutely

11:28 gosh, that is absolutely terrifying. Look at that. Look at that.

11:29 terrifying. Look at that. Look at that.

11:30 terrifying. Look at that. Look at that. It must be noon. Look at the Eiffel

11:31 It must be noon. Look at the Eiffel

11:31 It must be noon. Look at the Eiffel Tower shadow perfectly on the bridge

11:34 Tower shadow perfectly on the bridge

11:34 Tower shadow perfectly on the bridge right there. I've been down there. I

11:37 right there. I've been down there. I

11:37 right there. I've been down there. I have some context for that. That is so

11:42 have some context for that. That is so

11:42 have some context for that. That is so scary. That's where we were yesterday

11:44 scary. That's where we were yesterday

11:44 scary. That's where we were yesterday down in that grass. Oh, wouldn't be so

11:46 down in that grass. Oh, wouldn't be so

11:46 down in that grass. Oh, wouldn't be so bad, but it's kind of tight quarters up

11:48 bad, but it's kind of tight quarters up

11:48 bad, but it's kind of tight quarters up here. People keep touching me as I'm at

11:51 here. People keep touching me as I'm at

11:51 here. People keep touching me as I'm at the edge. It's a little anxietyinducing.

11:53 the edge. It's a little anxietyinducing.

11:53 the edge. It's a little anxietyinducing. Ally seems to like it up here. Having

11:55 Ally seems to like it up here. Having

11:55 Ally seems to like it up here. Having fun, Alison? And I just tried to take a

11:57 fun, Alison? And I just tried to take a

11:58 fun, Alison? And I just tried to take a selfie against the edge and we're

11:59 selfie against the edge and we're

11:59 selfie against the edge and we're surrounded by people. I was getting

12:01 surrounded by people. I was getting

12:01 surrounded by people. I was getting squished up against that fence. That was

12:03 squished up against that fence. That was

12:03 squished up against that fence. That was scary. Oh, look. Okay, there's the

12:04 scary. Oh, look. Okay, there's the

12:04 scary. Oh, look. Okay, there's the toilet. And right here is Gustav

12:07 toilet. And right here is Gustav

12:07 toilet. And right here is Gustav Eiffel's apartment or office. Someone

12:09 Eiffel's apartment or office. Someone

12:09 Eiffel's apartment or office. Someone told me it's an apartment. It's an

12:10 told me it's an apartment. It's an

12:10 told me it's an apartment. It's an office. Dude, how great

12:14 office. Dude, how great

12:14 office. Dude, how great is that? How impressive would that be?

12:16 is that? How impressive would that be?

12:16 is that? How impressive would that be? Oh, just come right up to my office.

12:17 Oh, just come right up to my office.

12:17 Oh, just come right up to my office. Well, look back there behind that column

12:19 Well, look back there behind that column

12:19 Well, look back there behind that column of it. There's a lady back there. So,

12:21 of it. There's a lady back there. So,

12:21 of it. There's a lady back there. So, that's why he built the tower. To

12:23 that's why he built the tower. To

12:23 that's why he built the tower. To impress the ladies. That's pretty

12:26 impress the ladies. That's pretty

12:26 impress the ladies. That's pretty awesome right there. I'm pretty sure you

12:27 awesome right there. I'm pretty sure you

12:28 awesome right there. I'm pretty sure you would date me if I built a tower like

12:29 would date me if I built a tower like

12:29 would date me if I built a tower like this. He's got a great taste in offices.

12:32 this. He's got a great taste in offices.

12:32 this. He's got a great taste in offices. You got to give him that. Okay, one more

12:34 You got to give him that. Okay, one more

12:34 You got to give him that. Okay, one more time against the fence. Ready for the

12:36 time against the fence. Ready for the fun pick? Say it. 1 2 3. Fun pick. Plumy

12:40 fun pick? Say it. 1 2 3. Fun pick. Plumy

12:40 fun pick? Say it. 1 2 3. Fun pick. Plumy fun pick of death and destruction and

12:43 fun pick of death and destruction and

12:43 fun pick of death and destruction and falling in the plummeting in the heights

12:45 falling in the plummeting in the heights

12:45 falling in the plummeting in the heights and the scary. Okay, please tell me

12:47 and the scary. Okay, please tell me

12:47 and the scary. Okay, please tell me you're ready to go.

12:49 you're ready to go.

12:49 you're ready to go. Oh, thank God. I've seen my own secret

12:52 Oh, thank God. I've seen my own secret

12:52 Oh, thank God. I've seen my own secret office right up there. I've seen the top

12:56 office right up there. I've seen the top

12:56 office right up there. I've seen the top of the tower. And best of all, I never

12:59 of the tower. And best of all, I never

13:00 of the tower. And best of all, I never have to come back again. And now we just

13:03 have to come back again. And now we just

13:03 have to come back again. And now we just have to wait in the line to go down.

13:07 have to wait in the line to go down.

13:07 have to wait in the line to go down. What a fun one. And down we go. Gently

13:11 What a fun one. And down we go. Gently

13:11 What a fun one. And down we go. Gently down.

13:13 down.

13:13 down. Eerie silence. We're on heights. Allie,

13:17 Eerie silence. We're on heights. Allie,

13:17 Eerie silence. We're on heights. Allie, do you see all this

13:19 do you see all this

13:19 do you see all this scary?

13:26 Scary. It's still going. It's like the

13:26 Scary. It's still going. It's like the Energizer Bunny. Just keeps going and

13:30 Energizer Bunny. Just keeps going and

13:30 Energizer Bunny. Just keeps going and going and going and going and going.

13:36 going and going and going and going.

13:36 going and going and going and going. You okay with this? Which is fine. All

13:38 You okay with this? Which is fine. All

13:38 You okay with this? Which is fine. All right. Okay. See, you know, that was

13:41 right. Okay. See, you know, that was

13:41 right. Okay. See, you know, that was freaking high up there when being down

13:44 freaking high up there when being down

13:44 freaking high up there when being down here feels like you're almost to the

13:47 here feels like you're almost to the

13:47 here feels like you're almost to the ground. I'm actually cool with this part

13:48 ground. I'm actually cool with this part

13:48 ground. I'm actually cool with this part now. I suppose it's all about

13:50 now. I suppose it's all about

13:50 now. I suppose it's all about perspective. Also, before I forget, for

13:52 perspective. Also, before I forget, for

13:52 perspective. Also, before I forget, for those who are curious, it costs about

13:54 those who are curious, it costs about

13:54 those who are curious, it costs about €17 to go up there, which I think is

13:57 €17 to go up there, which I think is

13:57 €17 to go up there, which I think is right around or a little less than 25

13:59 right around or a little less than 25

13:59 right around or a little less than 25 bucks. Clearly, I'm getting lost. Not

14:01 bucks. Clearly, I'm getting lost. Not

14:01 bucks. Clearly, I'm getting lost. Not too bad considering you can even buy

14:03 too bad considering you can even buy

14:03 too bad considering you can even buy Eiffel Tower souvenirs in the Eiffel

14:07 Eiffel Tower souvenirs in the Eiffel

14:07 Eiffel Tower souvenirs in the Eiffel Tower.

14:08 Tower.

14:08 Tower. You could buy this and touch this to the

14:11 You could buy this and touch this to the

14:11 You could buy this and touch this to the real Eiffel. The mystical Eiffel powers

14:13 real Eiffel. The mystical Eiffel powers

14:13 real Eiffel. The mystical Eiffel powers will rub off on it. Ooh, Eiffel gummies,

14:16 will rub off on it. Ooh, Eiffel gummies,

14:16 will rub off on it. Ooh, Eiffel gummies, Eiffel Bon Bons, Eiffel Brandy, Eiffel

14:19 Eiffel Bon Bons, Eiffel Brandy, Eiffel

14:19 Eiffel Bon Bons, Eiffel Brandy, Eiffel spices, even Eiffel pasta. Bit of a

14:22 spices, even Eiffel pasta. Bit of a

14:22 spices, even Eiffel pasta. Bit of a theme going in there. I am very bad at

14:24 theme going in there. I am very bad at

14:24 theme going in there. I am very bad at dealing with crowds. I'm very bad at

14:26 dealing with crowds. I'm very bad at

14:26 dealing with crowds. I'm very bad at dealing with heights. So, if I can make

14:28 dealing with heights. So, if I can make

14:28 dealing with heights. So, if I can make it up there and survive, anyone can just

14:30 it up there and survive, anyone can just

14:30 it up there and survive, anyone can just be prepared for the crowds and the

14:33 be prepared for the crowds and the

14:33 be prepared for the crowds and the heights. Also, the heights and some

14:35 heights. Also, the heights and some

14:35 heights. Also, the heights and some crowds. Oh, thank goodness. Going down.

14:38 crowds. Oh, thank goodness. Going down.

14:38 crowds. Oh, thank goodness. Going down. I like this elevator better. Much

14:40 I like this elevator better. Much

14:40 I like this elevator better. Much slantier and I'm much farther away from

14:42 slantier and I'm much farther away from

14:42 slantier and I'm much farther away from the windows. Nice and tight in here.

14:44 the windows. Nice and tight in here.

14:44 the windows. Nice and tight in here. Everybody gets awfully cozy and familiar

14:46 Everybody gets awfully cozy and familiar

14:46 Everybody gets awfully cozy and familiar in France.

14:52 We're out. Do you know what this means?

14:52 We're out. Do you know what this means? It means we're back on the ground.

14:55 It means we're back on the ground.

14:55 It means we're back on the ground. Terrairma, we've came from the sky and

14:59 Terrairma, we've came from the sky and

14:59 Terrairma, we've came from the sky and we've fallen down to earth. I am so

15:03 we've fallen down to earth. I am so

15:03 we've fallen down to earth. I am so happy to be on the ground. Goodbye,

15:05 happy to be on the ground. Goodbye,

15:05 happy to be on the ground. Goodbye, Eiffel Tower, old buddy. We'll see you

15:08 Eiffel Tower, old buddy. We'll see you

15:08 Eiffel Tower, old buddy. We'll see you on another time. Oh, we never stood on

15:11 on another time. Oh, we never stood on

15:11 on another time. Oh, we never stood on the first floor and look down through

15:12 the first floor and look down through

15:12 the first floor and look down through the glass floor. Oh, darn. I was really

15:16 the glass floor. Oh, darn. I was really

15:16 the glass floor. Oh, darn. I was really wanting to look down like that at the

15:19 wanting to look down like that at the

15:19 wanting to look down like that at the ground. Oh, sorry. Darn. Guess we'll

15:22 ground. Oh, sorry. Darn. Guess we'll

15:22 ground. Oh, sorry. Darn. Guess we'll just have to content ourselves with some

15:24 just have to content ourselves with some

15:24 just have to content ourselves with some other Paris sites. Just think though,

15:27 other Paris sites. Just think though,

15:27 other Paris sites. Just think though, all of this was built as the entrance to

15:29 all of this was built as the entrance to

15:29 all of this was built as the entrance to the World's Fair. So really, you could

15:31 the World's Fair. So really, you could

15:31 the World's Fair. So really, you could say that Gustav Eiffel sure knew how to

15:33 say that Gustav Eiffel sure knew how to

15:34 say that Gustav Eiffel sure knew how to make an entrance.

15:43 Leah Leoli's got herself a little hot

15:43 Leah Leoli's got herself a little hot dog France style. Look at that. It's

15:45 dog France style. Look at that. It's

15:45 dog France style. Look at that. It's like a hot dog stuffed into a baguette.

15:49 like a hot dog stuffed into a baguette.

15:49 like a hot dog stuffed into a baguette. It's like super long, too. Finally, an

15:51 It's like super long, too. Finally, an

15:51 It's like super long, too. Finally, an answer to that burning question. What

15:53 answer to that burning question. What

15:53 answer to that burning question. What does a French wiener look like? Oh,

15:55 does a French wiener look like? Oh,

15:55 does a French wiener look like? Oh, Paris. How I love to walk and walk

15:58 Paris. How I love to walk and walk

15:58 Paris. How I love to walk and walk through you all day long. It's just so

16:01 through you all day long. It's just so

16:01 through you all day long. It's just so so so

16:03 so so

16:03 so so French. Around every other corner,

16:06 French. Around every other corner,

16:06 French. Around every other corner, there's some sort of monument or

16:08 there's some sort of monument or

16:08 there's some sort of monument or sculpture or piece of art. I don't know

16:10 sculpture or piece of art. I don't know

16:10 sculpture or piece of art. I don't know what this sculpture is all about, but if

16:11 what this sculpture is all about, but if

16:11 what this sculpture is all about, but if I just had to guess, it'd be about

16:13 I just had to guess, it'd be about

16:13 I just had to guess, it'd be about amputations. This, of course, is the

16:15 amputations. This, of course, is the

16:15 amputations. This, of course, is the famous statue of Emperor Palpatine

16:17 famous statue of Emperor Palpatine

16:17 famous statue of Emperor Palpatine learning to use his force lightning.

16:20 learning to use his force lightning.

16:20 learning to use his force lightning. Hey, you Palangllay. Uh, no. Pigeon

16:23 Hey, you Palangllay. Uh, no. Pigeon

16:23 Hey, you Palangllay. Uh, no. Pigeon didn't speak English. All right. I think

16:25 didn't speak English. All right. I think

16:25 didn't speak English. All right. I think that's the military academy, but that

16:27 that's the military academy, but that

16:27 that's the military academy, but that over there is what we're looking for.

16:29 over there is what we're looking for.

16:29 over there is what we're looking for. That beautiful golden dome. Just got to

16:31 That beautiful golden dome. Just got to

16:32 That beautiful golden dome. Just got to go a little farther through the city,

16:33 go a little farther through the city,

16:33 go a little farther through the city, which in and of itself is a tourist

16:35 which in and of itself is a tourist

16:35 which in and of itself is a tourist attraction through this rad street side

16:38 attraction through this rad street side

16:38 attraction through this rad street side antique fair. Oh, this is awesome.

16:40 antique fair. Oh, this is awesome.

16:40 antique fair. Oh, this is awesome. Goodbye Julio's cousin. I live near a

16:42 Goodbye Julio's cousin. I live near a

16:42 Goodbye Julio's cousin. I live near a lot of antique stores. And usually the

16:44 lot of antique stores. And usually the

16:44 lot of antique stores. And usually the oldest thing you can find in there is

16:46 oldest thing you can find in there is

16:46 oldest thing you can find in there is about 100, maybe 200 years old. But it

16:48 about 100, maybe 200 years old. But it

16:48 about 100, maybe 200 years old. But it occurs to me that you might be able to

16:50 occurs to me that you might be able to

16:50 occurs to me that you might be able to find things that are much, much older in

16:54 find things that are much, much older in

16:54 find things that are much, much older in Paris. Oh, this piece of junk. This is

16:56 Paris. Oh, this piece of junk. This is

16:56 Paris. Oh, this piece of junk. This is only 800 years old. Look at this. I can

16:58 only 800 years old. Look at this. I can

16:58 only 800 years old. Look at this. I can go full inspector clue. This is totally

17:01 go full inspector clue. This is totally

17:01 go full inspector clue. This is totally awesome. And it goes forever and ever

17:04 awesome. And it goes forever and ever

17:04 awesome. And it goes forever and ever and ever. Alie's got to buy some sweet

17:06 and ever. Alie's got to buy some sweet

17:06 and ever. Alie's got to buy some sweet 3D popup cards. That's awesome. Now I

17:10 3D popup cards. That's awesome. Now I

17:10 3D popup cards. That's awesome. Now I just want to buy French silverware.

17:11 just want to buy French silverware.

17:12 just want to buy French silverware. There's so much rad stuff here. I know I

17:13 There's so much rad stuff here. I know I

17:13 There's so much rad stuff here. I know I can't buy any of it though because how

17:14 can't buy any of it though because how

17:14 can't buy any of it though because how would I get it home? This place is

17:16 would I get it home? This place is

17:16 would I get it home? This place is pretty amazing. I could almost just look

17:18 pretty amazing. I could almost just look

17:18 pretty amazing. I could almost just look at this stuff all day. But it seems like

17:20 at this stuff all day. But it seems like

17:20 at this stuff all day. But it seems like we finally reached the end of the market

17:22 we finally reached the end of the market

17:22 we finally reached the end of the market and we've almost reached our destination

17:25 and we've almost reached our destination

17:25 and we've almost reached our destination right over here. The Hotel Level. Okay,

17:29 right over here. The Hotel Level. Okay,

17:29 right over here. The Hotel Level. Okay, don't judge my French pronunciation.

17:31 don't judge my French pronunciation.

17:31 don't judge my French pronunciation. From what I understand, this giant

17:33 From what I understand, this giant

17:33 From what I understand, this giant complex over here was built as sort of a

17:35 complex over here was built as sort of a

17:35 complex over here was built as sort of a retirement home for injured or retired

17:38 retirement home for injured or retired

17:38 retirement home for injured or retired soldiers. As you can see, it's fairly

17:40 soldiers. As you can see, it's fairly

17:40 soldiers. As you can see, it's fairly well fortified. What is this? A moat

17:42 well fortified. What is this? A moat

17:42 well fortified. What is this? A moat here?

17:50 In English, envelid looks like the word

17:50 In English, envelid looks like the word invalid. So, you sort of get the idea.

17:52 invalid. So, you sort of get the idea.

17:52 invalid. So, you sort of get the idea. But I suppose in French, envelid.

17:56 But I suppose in French, envelid.

17:56 But I suppose in French, envelid. I don't think we would have a hotel of

17:58 I don't think we would have a hotel of

17:58 I don't think we would have a hotel of the invalids in America. I think that

18:00 the invalids in America. I think that

18:00 the invalids in America. I think that name would be slightly frowned upon.

18:03 name would be slightly frowned upon.

18:03 name would be slightly frowned upon. These days, Leon Valid still has part of

18:05 These days, Leon Valid still has part of

18:05 These days, Leon Valid still has part of it that's a military hospital, but it's

18:08 it that's a military hospital, but it's

18:08 it that's a military hospital, but it's mostly filled with big military

18:10 mostly filled with big military

18:10 mostly filled with big military monuments and museums. And of course,

18:12 monuments and museums. And of course,

18:12 monuments and museums. And of course, most noticeably, the dome Dez ons. See,

18:15 most noticeably, the dome Dez ons. See,

18:15 most noticeably, the dome Dez ons. See, I told you I can't pronounce anything.

18:17 I told you I can't pronounce anything.

18:17 I told you I can't pronounce anything. Right there. Look at that giant golden

18:19 Right there. Look at that giant golden

18:20 Right there. Look at that giant golden dome. That right there is a church where

18:21 dome. That right there is a church where

18:21 dome. That right there is a church where some of France's biggest and smallest

18:25 some of France's biggest and smallest

18:25 some of France's biggest and smallest military heroes are buried. All right,

18:27 military heroes are buried. All right,

18:27 military heroes are buried. All right, we got to get off the bench. Let's go.

18:29 we got to get off the bench. Let's go.

18:29 we got to get off the bench. Let's go. Wow, would you look at that. This place

18:32 Wow, would you look at that. This place

18:32 Wow, would you look at that. This place also has France's Army Museum inside of

18:35 also has France's Army Museum inside of

18:35 also has France's Army Museum inside of it, which as you can imagine contains

18:36 it, which as you can imagine contains

18:36 it, which as you can imagine contains some insane stuff. But what I'm most

18:39 some insane stuff. But what I'm most

18:39 some insane stuff. But what I'm most concerned with is that dome. Don't get

18:41 concerned with is that dome. Don't get

18:41 concerned with is that dome. Don't get me wrong, the forest of cones over here

18:44 me wrong, the forest of cones over here

18:44 me wrong, the forest of cones over here is pretty amazing. I am very tempted to

18:46 is pretty amazing. I am very tempted to

18:46 is pretty amazing. I am very tempted to wander through this to find Jared, but

18:47 wander through this to find Jared, but

18:48 wander through this to find Jared, but I've been waiting to see what's inside

18:49 I've been waiting to see what's inside

18:49 I've been waiting to see what's inside of here for my entire adult life. Inside

18:53 of here for my entire adult life. Inside

18:53 of here for my entire adult life. Inside of this huge and sacred dome is the tomb

18:57 of this huge and sacred dome is the tomb

18:57 of this huge and sacred dome is the tomb of Napoleon

18:59 of Napoleon

18:59 of Napoleon Bonapart. This is the tomb of the

19:03 Bonapart. This is the tomb of the

19:03 Bonapart. This is the tomb of the emperor of the French. Emperor

19:06 emperor of the French. Emperor

19:06 emperor of the French. Emperor Napoleon. Now, the legend is they put it

19:09 Napoleon. Now, the legend is they put it

19:09 Napoleon. Now, the legend is they put it down inside of here, down in this hole

19:11 down inside of here, down in this hole

19:11 down inside of here, down in this hole in the floor, so that no matter who you

19:13 in the floor, so that no matter who you

19:13 in the floor, so that no matter who you were, you had to bow your head in the

19:16 were, you had to bow your head in the

19:16 were, you had to bow your head in the presence of the emperor. I don't know if

19:18 presence of the emperor. I don't know if

19:18 presence of the emperor. I don't know if that's true or not, but if it is true,

19:20 that's true or not, but if it is true,

19:20 that's true or not, but if it is true, that's pretty much the coolest thing

19:22 that's pretty much the coolest thing

19:22 that's pretty much the coolest thing I've ever heard of. Ali, that's the tomb

19:24 I've ever heard of. Ali, that's the tomb

19:24 I've ever heard of. Ali, that's the tomb of Napoleon Bonapart. Small guy in real

19:28 of Napoleon Bonapart. Small guy in real

19:28 of Napoleon Bonapart. Small guy in real life. Actually, you two would have made

19:29 life. Actually, you two would have made

19:29 life. Actually, you two would have made a cute couple. He would have been like

19:30 a cute couple. He would have been like

19:30 a cute couple. He would have been like the same height as you down like this,

19:32 the same height as you down like this,

19:32 the same height as you down like this, you know? But he's got a very big tomb.

19:34 you know? But he's got a very big tomb.

19:34 you know? But he's got a very big tomb. Off the top of my head, I think I

19:35 Off the top of my head, I think I

19:35 Off the top of my head, I think I remember them saying that there are six

19:37 remember them saying that there are six

19:37 remember them saying that there are six sarcophagi. So, he's within many more

19:41 sarcophagi. So, he's within many more

19:41 sarcophagi. So, he's within many more layers of stone and wood in there. This

19:43 layers of stone and wood in there. This

19:43 layers of stone and wood in there. This whole church is really insanely

19:47 whole church is really insanely

19:47 whole church is really insanely insanely ornate and impressive. There

19:50 insanely ornate and impressive. There

19:50 insanely ornate and impressive. There are many more tombs of French military

19:52 are many more tombs of French military

19:52 are many more tombs of French military heroes all around the dome.

19:54 heroes all around the dome.

19:54 heroes all around the dome. Unfortunately, I'm not super well-versed

19:57 Unfortunately, I'm not super well-versed

19:57 Unfortunately, I'm not super well-versed in French military history, but even

19:59 in French military history, but even

19:59 in French military history, but even without knowing what I'm looking at,

20:01 without knowing what I'm looking at,

20:01 without knowing what I'm looking at, this is quite a spectacle. Hopefully one

20:02 this is quite a spectacle. Hopefully one

20:02 this is quite a spectacle. Hopefully one day we'll have more time and be able to

20:04 day we'll have more time and be able to

20:04 day we'll have more time and be able to explore the Army Museum and get the

20:06 explore the Army Museum and get the

20:06 explore the Army Museum and get the audio guide or something and get the

20:08 audio guide or something and get the

20:08 audio guide or something and get the full experience. But there was just no

20:10 full experience. But there was just no

20:10 full experience. But there was just no way I was coming back to Paris for a

20:12 way I was coming back to Paris for a

20:12 way I was coming back to Paris for a third time without paying my respects to

20:14 third time without paying my respects to

20:14 third time without paying my respects to the emperor. The emperor. The man

20:17 the emperor. The emperor. The man

20:17 the emperor. The emperor. The man conquered Egypt. He conquered a huge

20:20 conquered Egypt. He conquered a huge

20:20 conquered Egypt. He conquered a huge chunk of the world. Darn Wellington.

20:22 chunk of the world. Darn Wellington.

20:22 chunk of the world. Darn Wellington. Darn Waterloo. We got to see if we can

20:24 Darn Waterloo. We got to see if we can

20:24 Darn Waterloo. We got to see if we can get down there. I think the stairs are

20:26 get down there. I think the stairs are

20:26 get down there. I think the stairs are behind the altar. Would you look at the

20:28 behind the altar. Would you look at the

20:28 behind the altar. Would you look at the size of that altar? That is enormous.

20:32 size of that altar? That is enormous.

20:32 size of that altar? That is enormous. That thing looks like it's at least 10

20:34 That thing looks like it's at least 10

20:34 That thing looks like it's at least 10 alleys tall. This is the way down into

20:37 alleys tall. This is the way down into

20:37 alleys tall. This is the way down into the crypts. Oh yeah. Look at this. Look

20:40 the crypts. Oh yeah. Look at this. Look

20:40 the crypts. Oh yeah. Look at this. Look at the entrance here. This is how you

20:42 at the entrance here. This is how you

20:42 at the entrance here. This is how you enter the tomb

20:45 enter the tomb

20:45 enter the tomb of Napoleon. It's uh just a little bit

20:49 of Napoleon. It's uh just a little bit

20:49 of Napoleon. It's uh just a little bit creepy. I've always been impressed with

20:51 creepy. I've always been impressed with

20:51 creepy. I've always been impressed with the way that the French and other people

20:54 the way that the French and other people

20:54 the way that the French and other people live much more closely with death than

20:56 live much more closely with death than

20:56 live much more closely with death than we do. Like they put dead people in

20:58 we do. Like they put dead people in

20:58 we do. Like they put dead people in their churches and they live really

21:00 their churches and they live really

21:00 their churches and they live really close to cemeteries and they're just way

21:02 close to cemeteries and they're just way

21:02 close to cemeteries and they're just way less worried about it than Americans

21:04 less worried about it than Americans

21:04 less worried about it than Americans think. Yeah. Who is the Emperor

21:07 think. Yeah. Who is the Emperor

21:07 think. Yeah. Who is the Emperor Napoleon's tomb?

21:14 That is wild. Where you buy the tickets

21:14 That is wild. Where you buy the tickets to come into the museum, they're giving

21:15 to come into the museum, they're giving

21:15 to come into the museum, they're giving away these little paper Napoleon hats.

21:17 away these little paper Napoleon hats.

21:17 away these little paper Napoleon hats. Pretty funny looking looking out at the

21:19 Pretty funny looking looking out at the

21:19 Pretty funny looking looking out at the people up there looking down the little

21:21 people up there looking down the little

21:21 people up there looking down the little fake hats. Makes me wonder if they have

21:24 fake hats. Makes me wonder if they have

21:24 fake hats. Makes me wonder if they have any of Napoleon's real hats here at the

21:27 any of Napoleon's real hats here at the

21:27 any of Napoleon's real hats here at the museum. Wow, look at that. I feel bad

21:29 museum. Wow, look at that. I feel bad

21:29 museum. Wow, look at that. I feel bad that we didn't bring any flowers. Is

21:32 that we didn't bring any flowers. Is

21:32 that we didn't bring any flowers. Is that pfury? That purple stone. I know

21:35 that pfury? That purple stone. I know

21:35 that pfury? That purple stone. I know for the Roman and the Byzantine Roman

21:37 for the Roman and the Byzantine Roman

21:37 for the Roman and the Byzantine Roman emperors, pfery, that purple stone was

21:40 emperors, pfery, that purple stone was

21:40 emperors, pfery, that purple stone was reserved only for the emperor, only for

21:43 reserved only for the emperor, only for

21:44 reserved only for the emperor, only for imperial royalty. So, it would make

21:46 imperial royalty. So, it would make

21:46 imperial royalty. So, it would make sense if that's what that was made out

21:47 sense if that's what that was made out

21:47 sense if that's what that was made out of. I am really regretting not getting

21:50 of. I am really regretting not getting

21:50 of. I am really regretting not getting the audio guide. We're only in Paris for

21:52 the audio guide. We're only in Paris for

21:52 the audio guide. We're only in Paris for like 2 or 3 days, so we got to see as

21:54 like 2 or 3 days, so we got to see as

21:54 like 2 or 3 days, so we got to see as much as we can. My deepest respects.

21:58 much as we can. My deepest respects.

21:58 much as we can. My deepest respects. That is so wild. Easily the biggest

22:02 That is so wild. Easily the biggest

22:02 That is so wild. Easily the biggest coffin I've ever seen. Now here, of

22:04 coffin I've ever seen. Now here, of

22:04 coffin I've ever seen. Now here, of course, we have Napoleon II, I believe,

22:08 course, we have Napoleon II, I believe,

22:08 course, we have Napoleon II, I believe, buried in there. The king of Rome. I

22:10 buried in there. The king of Rome. I

22:10 buried in there. The king of Rome. I don't know if they have Louis Napoleon,

22:13 don't know if they have Louis Napoleon,

22:13 don't know if they have Louis Napoleon, which is Napoleon III, right? I'm not

22:15 which is Napoleon III, right? I'm not

22:15 which is Napoleon III, right? I'm not sure if he's buried here. Check this

22:17 sure if he's buried here. Check this

22:17 sure if he's buried here. Check this out. There are some crazy reliefs carved

22:20 out. There are some crazy reliefs carved

22:20 out. There are some crazy reliefs carved of Napoleon all along the walls in here.

22:22 of Napoleon all along the walls in here.

22:22 of Napoleon all along the walls in here. Look at these freezes with him in the

22:25 Look at these freezes with him in the

22:25 Look at these freezes with him in the center doing emperor stuff. Pretty

22:28 center doing emperor stuff. Pretty

22:28 center doing emperor stuff. Pretty amazing. It would be pretty intense to

22:31 amazing. It would be pretty intense to

22:31 amazing. It would be pretty intense to be that guy. I'll be lucky if I even

22:33 be that guy. I'll be lucky if I even

22:33 be that guy. I'll be lucky if I even have dirt over my grave. Oh, look at

22:34 have dirt over my grave. Oh, look at

22:34 have dirt over my grave. Oh, look at this. Down the side passage. Many more

22:37 this. Down the side passage. Many more

22:37 this. Down the side passage. Many more graves. Creepy tunnels.

22:40 graves. Creepy tunnels.

22:40 graves. Creepy tunnels. Human remains.

22:43 Human remains.

22:43 Human remains. Yeah, most churches in the United States

22:46 Yeah, most churches in the United States

22:46 Yeah, most churches in the United States don't have this. I would assume that

22:47 don't have this. I would assume that

22:48 don't have this. I would assume that most of the people in this dome are

22:49 most of the people in this dome are

22:49 most of the people in this dome are either huge French military heroes or

22:52 either huge French military heroes or

22:52 either huge French military heroes or people that served under Napoleon. I'm

22:54 people that served under Napoleon. I'm

22:54 people that served under Napoleon. I'm pretty sure they don't just bury anyone

22:55 pretty sure they don't just bury anyone

22:55 pretty sure they don't just bury anyone in here. But if they're taking

22:57 in here. But if they're taking

22:57 in here. But if they're taking applications, I'd like to submit mine

22:59 applications, I'd like to submit mine

22:59 applications, I'd like to submit mine slightly more impressive than the grave

23:01 slightly more impressive than the grave

23:01 slightly more impressive than the grave of Walt Disney, right? Okay. This place

23:05 of Walt Disney, right? Okay. This place

23:05 of Walt Disney, right? Okay. This place is huge. But I've just been told that

23:07 is huge. But I've just been told that

23:07 is huge. But I've just been told that Napoleon's actual hat is here. We've got

23:10 Napoleon's actual hat is here. We've got

23:10 Napoleon's actual hat is here. We've got to try to see Napoleon's hat. Come on. I

23:13 to try to see Napoleon's hat. Come on. I

23:13 to try to see Napoleon's hat. Come on. I just really hope it's behind glass.

23:15 just really hope it's behind glass.

23:15 just really hope it's behind glass. Otherwise, I'm kind of worried Ally will

23:17 Otherwise, I'm kind of worried Ally will

23:17 Otherwise, I'm kind of worried Ally will put it on and try to take over half the

23:19 put it on and try to take over half the

23:19 put it on and try to take over half the world. Oh, you look at the size of this

23:22 world. Oh, you look at the size of this

23:22 world. Oh, you look at the size of this place. It's like the Louve of guns. I'm

23:25 place. It's like the Louve of guns. I'm

23:25 place. It's like the Louve of guns. I'm actually very proud that a large portion

23:27 actually very proud that a large portion

23:27 actually very proud that a large portion of the displays and exhibits at the

23:29 of the displays and exhibits at the

23:29 of the displays and exhibits at the museum reference the relationship

23:30 museum reference the relationship

23:30 museum reference the relationship between the United States and France and

23:33 between the United States and France and

23:33 between the United States and France and France and the United States. All right.

23:35 France and the United States. All right.

23:35 France and the United States. All right. This way across this giant courtyard

23:37 This way across this giant courtyard

23:37 This way across this giant courtyard here. You know, in the movies, these

23:40 here. You know, in the movies, these

23:40 here. You know, in the movies, these stone court guys, what do you call

23:41 stone court guys, what do you call

23:41 stone court guys, what do you call those? Flag stones or whatever. They

23:42 those? Flag stones or whatever. They

23:42 those? Flag stones or whatever. They look so smooth and easy to walk across.

23:44 look so smooth and easy to walk across.

23:44 look so smooth and easy to walk across. In real life, these are ankle busters. I

23:46 In real life, these are ankle busters. I

23:46 In real life, these are ankle busters. I was just thinking that, too, right?

23:48 was just thinking that, too, right?

23:48 was just thinking that, too, right? Like, look at that. People in medieval

23:50 Like, look at that. People in medieval

23:50 Like, look at that. People in medieval Europe especially must have had wa

23:53 Europe especially must have had wa

23:53 Europe especially must have had wa I was going to say must have had

23:54 I was going to say must have had

23:54 I was going to say must have had sprained ankles all the time. This is

23:57 sprained ankles all the time. This is

23:57 sprained ankles all the time. This is awesome. The clock's right above the

23:59 awesome. The clock's right above the

23:59 awesome. The clock's right above the statue of Napoleon. Anyway,

24:05 must be 2:00. It was only two.

24:05 must be 2:00. It was only two. Supposedly, this is where Napoleon's hat

24:07 Supposedly, this is where Napoleon's hat

24:07 Supposedly, this is where Napoleon's hat is. What can I say? I like hats. I think

24:11 is. What can I say? I like hats. I think

24:11 is. What can I say? I like hats. I think we need to head

24:14 we need to head

24:14 we need to head to the second floor, which I think is

24:15 to the second floor, which I think is

24:15 to the second floor, which I think is actually the third floor cuz the ground

24:17 actually the third floor cuz the ground

24:17 actually the third floor cuz the ground floor is never the first floor. The

24:18 floor is never the first floor. The

24:18 floor is never the first floor. The first floor is the second floor. It's

24:20 first floor is the second floor. It's

24:20 first floor is the second floor. It's confusing. This exhibit's called from

24:21 confusing. This exhibit's called from

24:21 confusing. This exhibit's called from Louis the 14th to Napoleon III. Not very

24:25 Louis the 14th to Napoleon III. Not very

24:25 Louis the 14th to Napoleon III. Not very well lit in here. Probably to preserve

24:27 well lit in here. Probably to preserve

24:27 well lit in here. Probably to preserve the artifacts, but hopefully this is

24:30 the artifacts, but hopefully this is

24:30 the artifacts, but hopefully this is where we'll find it. Wow, look at all

24:32 where we'll find it. Wow, look at all

24:32 where we'll find it. Wow, look at all this stuff. This is kind of amazing.

24:34 this stuff. This is kind of amazing.

24:34 this stuff. This is kind of amazing. They even have information on the

24:36 They even have information on the

24:36 They even have information on the musketeers. All three of them. Look at

24:38 musketeers. All three of them. Look at

24:38 musketeers. All three of them. Look at all these old

24:40 all these old

24:40 all these old uniforms and weapons, insignia, saddles,

24:44 uniforms and weapons, insignia, saddles,

24:44 uniforms and weapons, insignia, saddles, even old drums and flags. That's wild.

24:47 even old drums and flags. That's wild.

24:47 even old drums and flags. That's wild. What the heck? Would you look at the

24:50 What the heck? Would you look at the

24:50 What the heck? Would you look at the size of those guns? Go stand next to

24:52 size of those guns? Go stand next to

24:52 size of those guns? Go stand next to that gun just for size comparison. That

24:55 that gun just for size comparison. That

24:55 that gun just for size comparison. That is a two alley gun right there. There's

24:57 is a two alley gun right there. There's

24:57 is a two alley gun right there. There's like a 10ft long gun. Now these these I

25:00 like a 10ft long gun. Now these these I

25:00 like a 10ft long gun. Now these these I understand how they work, but what do

25:01 understand how they work, but what do

25:02 understand how they work, but what do you need a 10-ft long gun for? Okay, we

25:04 you need a 10-ft long gun for? Okay, we

25:04 you need a 10-ft long gun for? Okay, we just passed the part where France helped

25:06 just passed the part where France helped

25:06 just passed the part where France helped us in the American Revolution. And we're

25:09 us in the American Revolution. And we're

25:09 us in the American Revolution. And we're now in the Napoleon

25:11 now in the Napoleon

25:11 now in the Napoleon era. Oh, this is a good sign, literally,

25:13 era. Oh, this is a good sign, literally,

25:13 era. Oh, this is a good sign, literally, cuz it says Napoleon. And there he is.

25:16 cuz it says Napoleon. And there he is.

25:16 cuz it says Napoleon. And there he is. Oh my gosh, I think we found it. Let's

25:19 Oh my gosh, I think we found it. Let's

25:20 Oh my gosh, I think we found it. Let's use Google Translate here. Hat with

25:22 use Google Translate here. Hat with

25:22 use Google Translate here. Hat with belonged Napoleon Bonapart number one.

25:26 belonged Napoleon Bonapart number one.

25:26 belonged Napoleon Bonapart number one. That's it. Napoleon's

25:28 That's it. Napoleon's

25:28 That's it. Napoleon's hat.

25:31 hat.

25:31 hat. Napoleon's hat. That does it. I've seen

25:35 Napoleon's hat. That does it. I've seen

25:35 Napoleon's hat. That does it. I've seen it all now. Napoleon's hat. Oh, yeah.

25:37 it all now. Napoleon's hat. Oh, yeah.

25:37 it all now. Napoleon's hat. Oh, yeah. There's a lot of other stuff in here,

25:39 There's a lot of other stuff in here,

25:39 There's a lot of other stuff in here, like Napoleon's necklace, which is

25:41 like Napoleon's necklace, which is

25:41 like Napoleon's necklace, which is pretty rad. They've also got some other

25:42 pretty rad. They've also got some other

25:42 pretty rad. They've also got some other stuff like Napoleon's necklace right

25:44 stuff like Napoleon's necklace right

25:44 stuff like Napoleon's necklace right there. You can see it right here in this

25:46 there. You can see it right here in this

25:46 there. You can see it right here in this painting. Even Napoleon's saddle, the

25:49 painting. Even Napoleon's saddle, the

25:49 painting. Even Napoleon's saddle, the emperor's butt was right there. And uh I

25:54 emperor's butt was right there. And uh I

25:54 emperor's butt was right there. And uh I wasn't expecting this, but it looks like

25:57 wasn't expecting this, but it looks like

25:57 wasn't expecting this, but it looks like they have Napoleon's

25:59 they have Napoleon's

26:00 they have Napoleon's horse. His name is Leazier.

26:03 horse. His name is Leazier.

26:03 horse. His name is Leazier. And he's here.

26:05 And he's here.

26:05 And he's here. What the heck? Oh, look at this. Another

26:09 What the heck? Oh, look at this. Another

26:09 What the heck? Oh, look at this. Another Napoleon hat. And this one's with his

26:12 Napoleon hat. And this one's with his

26:12 Napoleon hat. And this one's with his jacket. Dude, that is amazing. I'm

26:15 jacket. Dude, that is amazing. I'm

26:15 jacket. Dude, that is amazing. I'm guessing that behind that is Napoleon's

26:18 guessing that behind that is Napoleon's

26:18 guessing that behind that is Napoleon's tent. I've already seen more Napoleon

26:20 tent. I've already seen more Napoleon

26:20 tent. I've already seen more Napoleon stuff than I ever anticipated. Dude,

26:24 stuff than I ever anticipated. Dude,

26:24 stuff than I ever anticipated. Dude, that was insane. I knew we were going to

26:27 that was insane. I knew we were going to

26:27 that was insane. I knew we were going to see the hat. I was not expecting the

26:30 see the hat. I was not expecting the

26:30 see the hat. I was not expecting the horse. Imagine if they let you sit on

26:32 horse. Imagine if they let you sit on

26:32 horse. Imagine if they let you sit on Napoleon's stuffed horse. How epic would

26:35 Napoleon's stuffed horse. How epic would

26:35 Napoleon's stuffed horse. How epic would that be, huh? Now, that would be a fun

26:37 that be, huh? Now, that would be a fun

26:37 that be, huh? Now, that would be a fun pick. Well, that's all we came to see at

26:40 pick. Well, that's all we came to see at

26:40 pick. Well, that's all we came to see at the Army Museum. We visited the emperor.

26:43 the Army Museum. We visited the emperor.

26:43 the Army Museum. We visited the emperor. His hats, his horse. So, now it's almost

26:46 His hats, his horse. So, now it's almost

26:46 His hats, his horse. So, now it's almost like how could it get any better? What

26:49 like how could it get any better? What

26:49 like how could it get any better? What else is left to see today? Wait, there's

26:52 else is left to see today? Wait, there's

26:52 else is left to see today? Wait, there's one more thing that Ally has to see

26:54 one more thing that Ally has to see

26:54 one more thing that Ally has to see today. But I think that's enough walking

26:55 today. But I think that's enough walking

26:55 today. But I think that's enough walking for you. First, we need a car. Luckily,

26:59 for you. First, we need a car. Luckily,

26:59 for you. First, we need a car. Luckily, Uber works in France, too. It's as easy

27:01 Uber works in France, too. It's as easy

27:01 Uber works in France, too. It's as easy as 1 2 3 ABC. Baby, you and me. Not that

27:04 as 1 2 3 ABC. Baby, you and me. Not that

27:04 as 1 2 3 ABC. Baby, you and me. Not that I don't enjoy a nice walk, but I'm

27:05 I don't enjoy a nice walk, but I'm

27:06 I don't enjoy a nice walk, but I'm definitely a fan of automobile travel.

27:08 definitely a fan of automobile travel.

27:08 definitely a fan of automobile travel. Look at that city. It's breathtaking.

27:11 Look at that city. It's breathtaking.

27:11 Look at that city. It's breathtaking. I've only ever been here in the winter

27:12 I've only ever been here in the winter

27:12 I've only ever been here in the winter before, so I never knew how much color

27:14 before, so I never knew how much color

27:14 before, so I never knew how much color there was. Thank you, Messi. Okay,

27:17 there was. Thank you, Messi. Okay,

27:17 there was. Thank you, Messi. Okay, thanks to that spiffy Uber driver, we

27:19 thanks to that spiffy Uber driver, we

27:19 thanks to that spiffy Uber driver, we can finish our day visiting the most

27:21 can finish our day visiting the most

27:21 can finish our day visiting the most famous lady in France. Oh, that's right.

27:24 famous lady in France. Oh, that's right.

27:24 famous lady in France. Oh, that's right. We're back at the Lou. Look at that,

27:27 We're back at the Lou. Look at that,

27:27 We're back at the Lou. Look at that, Ally. Now you too can get one of the

27:29 Ally. Now you too can get one of the

27:29 Ally. Now you too can get one of the funnest of funner fun picks. Everybody's

27:33 funnest of funner fun picks. Everybody's

27:33 funnest of funner fun picks. Everybody's doing it. It's all the rage. They even

27:35 doing it. It's all the rage. They even

27:35 doing it. It's all the rage. They even have little boxes for it. Okay, you're

27:37 have little boxes for it. Okay, you're

27:37 have little boxes for it. Okay, you're on the box. Put your finger out. Put it

27:39 on the box. Put your finger out. Put it

27:39 on the box. Put your finger out. Put it a little farther out. Just like that.

27:41 a little farther out. Just like that.

27:41 a little farther out. Just like that. Now down. Down. Down. Keep it right

27:45 Now down. Down. Down. Keep it right

27:45 Now down. Down. Down. Keep it right there.

27:52 Oh, we did it. Fun pic. And now that

27:52 Oh, we did it. Fun pic. And now that we've taken a fun pick, it's time to

27:54 we've taken a fun pick, it's time to

27:54 we've taken a fun pick, it's time to enter the world's most famous art

27:56 enter the world's most famous art

27:56 enter the world's most famous art museum. And look at a fun pic Dainci

27:59 museum. And look at a fun pic Dainci

28:00 museum. And look at a fun pic Dainci style. Down

28:03 style. Down

28:03 style. Down into the pyramid. Spent a lot of time at

28:06 into the pyramid. Spent a lot of time at

28:06 into the pyramid. Spent a lot of time at the Louve last year. Google my five

28:08 the Louve last year. Google my five

28:08 the Louve last year. Google my five weird things at the Lou video. Got to

28:10 weird things at the Lou video. Got to

28:10 weird things at the Lou video. Got to say, one of my favorites. Always a

28:13 say, one of my favorites. Always a

28:13 say, one of my favorites. Always a little bit

28:14 little bit

28:14 little bit of an ordeal getting to her, but it's

28:16 of an ordeal getting to her, but it's

28:16 of an ordeal getting to her, but it's always worth it to see Laconda Mona

28:20 always worth it to see Laconda Mona

28:20 always worth it to see Laconda Mona Lisa. Just think there's an old gic

28:23 Lisa. Just think there's an old gic

28:23 Lisa. Just think there's an old gic fortress here. Then this was a palace

28:25 fortress here. Then this was a palace

28:25 fortress here. Then this was a palace for kings and queens. And now it's home

28:28 for kings and queens. And now it's home

28:28 for kings and queens. And now it's home to the world's greatest art treasures.

28:31 to the world's greatest art treasures.

28:31 to the world's greatest art treasures. And of all those treasures, there's one

28:33 And of all those treasures, there's one

28:33 And of all those treasures, there's one that millions of people from around the

28:36 that millions of people from around the

28:36 that millions of people from around the world come specifically to see. And then

28:38 world come specifically to see. And then

28:38 world come specifically to see. And then statistically speaking, most of them

28:40 statistically speaking, most of them

28:40 statistically speaking, most of them bail. If I remember right, the average

28:43 bail. If I remember right, the average

28:43 bail. If I remember right, the average look at the Mona Lisa is somewhere

28:45 look at the Mona Lisa is somewhere

28:45 look at the Mona Lisa is somewhere between like 10 and 30 seconds. Maybe a

28:48 between like 10 and 30 seconds. Maybe a

28:48 between like 10 and 30 seconds. Maybe a little extra to snap a fun pick. And

28:50 little extra to snap a fun pick. And

28:50 little extra to snap a fun pick. And then almost everybody leaves. Still

28:52 then almost everybody leaves. Still

28:52 then almost everybody leaves. Still walking. Still walking. Still walking.

28:54 walking. Still walking. Still walking.

28:54 walking. Still walking. Still walking. Can't forget to take a look at this

28:57 Can't forget to take a look at this

28:57 Can't forget to take a look at this victory of Samoas. Very famous Nike MK

29:02 victory of Samoas. Very famous Nike MK

29:02 victory of Samoas. Very famous Nike MK winged victory. Oo, I forgot about the

29:05 winged victory. Oo, I forgot about the

29:05 winged victory. Oo, I forgot about the slippery slidy marble floor. All right,

29:07 slippery slidy marble floor. All right,

29:07 slippery slidy marble floor. All right, we keep going. Keep going. Keep going.

29:10 we keep going. Keep going. Keep going.

29:10 we keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Then we take a slight break because Ally

29:13 Then we take a slight break because Ally

29:13 Then we take a slight break because Ally found an air conditioning vent. She

29:14 found an air conditioning vent. She

29:14 found an air conditioning vent. She needs to cool down a little. Okay, now

29:15 needs to cool down a little. Okay, now

29:16 needs to cool down a little. Okay, now we keep going. Keep going past some of

29:18 we keep going. Keep going past some of

29:18 we keep going. Keep going past some of the most impressive painting you'll ever

29:20 the most impressive painting you'll ever

29:20 the most impressive painting you'll ever see and certainly some of the most

29:22 see and certainly some of the most

29:22 see and certainly some of the most impressive ceilings I've ever seen in my

29:25 impressive ceilings I've ever seen in my

29:26 impressive ceilings I've ever seen in my life. Like I don't know how tall it is

29:27 life. Like I don't know how tall it is

29:27 life. Like I don't know how tall it is from the bottom of that trim to the

29:29 from the bottom of that trim to the

29:30 from the bottom of that trim to the roof, but tall. You could fit three of

29:32 roof, but tall. You could fit three of

29:32 roof, but tall. You could fit three of my apartments up in there just in that

29:34 my apartments up in there just in that

29:34 my apartments up in there just in that height space. Look at the size of those

29:36 height space. Look at the size of those

29:36 height space. Look at the size of those reliefs on the ceiling. Then pass

29:37 reliefs on the ceiling. Then pass

29:37 reliefs on the ceiling. Then pass hundreds and hundreds of priceless art

29:39 hundreds and hundreds of priceless art

29:39 hundreds and hundreds of priceless art treasures in to the Grand Gallery.

29:44 treasures in to the Grand Gallery.

29:44 treasures in to the Grand Gallery. The Grand Gallery built between 1595 and

29:47 The Grand Gallery built between 1595 and

29:47 The Grand Gallery built between 1595 and 1610. What was even going on in

29:50 1610. What was even going on in

29:50 1610. What was even going on in California at that time? Nothing.

29:52 California at that time? Nothing.

29:52 California at that time? Nothing. Literally nothing. And the French were

29:54 Literally nothing. And the French were

29:54 Literally nothing. And the French were building this. Poor Alli's really

29:56 building this. Poor Alli's really

29:56 building this. Poor Alli's really struggling here. She can make it all the

29:58 struggling here. She can make it all the

29:58 struggling here. She can make it all the way to the top of the Eiffel Tower. But

29:59 way to the top of the Eiffel Tower. But

30:00 way to the top of the Eiffel Tower. But the Lou is going to be the last nail.

30:02 the Lou is going to be the last nail.

30:02 the Lou is going to be the last nail. And the old coffin. How are your feet

30:03 And the old coffin. How are your feet

30:04 And the old coffin. How are your feet doing? Okay. A little sore? Yeah. Yeah.

30:07 doing? Okay. A little sore? Yeah. Yeah.

30:07 doing? Okay. A little sore? Yeah. Yeah. There are miles and miles and miles of

30:09 There are miles and miles and miles of

30:09 There are miles and miles and miles of hallways and paintings in the loom. I

30:11 hallways and paintings in the loom. I

30:11 hallways and paintings in the loom. I can't remember. I think it's in my weird

30:13 can't remember. I think it's in my weird

30:13 can't remember. I think it's in my weird things at the Lou video, but I think

30:15 things at the Lou video, but I think

30:15 things at the Lou video, but I think there are 8 miles of hallways. Almost

30:18 there are 8 miles of hallways. Almost

30:18 there are 8 miles of hallways. Almost lost you there. Need a little break.

30:20 lost you there. Need a little break.

30:20 lost you there. Need a little break. That's okay. Okay, the closest I can

30:22 That's okay. Okay, the closest I can

30:22 That's okay. Okay, the closest I can find online is it says 14.5 km of

30:25 find online is it says 14.5 km of

30:25 find online is it says 14.5 km of hallways. I'm not sure what that is in

30:27 hallways. I'm not sure what that is in

30:27 hallways. I'm not sure what that is in miles, but several several miles. Come

30:29 miles, but several several miles. Come

30:29 miles, but several several miles. Come on, you you can do it. Think of all the

30:31 on, you you can do it. Think of all the

30:31 on, you you can do it. Think of all the Mona Lisa's done for you. You can do

30:33 Mona Lisa's done for you. You can do

30:33 Mona Lisa's done for you. You can do this for her. Classical and romantic

30:36 this for her. Classical and romantic

30:36 this for her. Classical and romantic paintings, beautiful sculpture. Oh, look

30:38 paintings, beautiful sculpture. Oh, look

30:38 paintings, beautiful sculpture. Oh, look at this. a portrait of a homie. Just

30:42 at this. a portrait of a homie. Just

30:42 at this. a portrait of a homie. Just wonderful, wonderful things. And then

30:44 wonderful, wonderful things. And then

30:44 wonderful, wonderful things. And then finally, at long last, you enter the

30:47 finally, at long last, you enter the

30:47 finally, at long last, you enter the room with arguably the world's most

30:50 room with arguably the world's most

30:50 room with arguably the world's most famous painting, the Mona Lisa. She

30:54 famous painting, the Mona Lisa. She

30:54 famous painting, the Mona Lisa. She looks pretty small at the end of this

30:55 looks pretty small at the end of this

30:55 looks pretty small at the end of this room over here. Especially considering

30:57 room over here. Especially considering

30:57 room over here. Especially considering she's in the same room as paintings that

30:59 she's in the same room as paintings that

30:59 she's in the same room as paintings that tall right there. You know, paintings

31:00 tall right there. You know, paintings

31:00 tall right there. You know, paintings are at least, you know, four or five

31:02 are at least, you know, four or five

31:02 are at least, you know, four or five alleys tall. And they've got her all by

31:03 alleys tall. And they've got her all by

31:03 alleys tall. And they've got her all by herself on this huge wall. She's a lady.

31:06 herself on this huge wall. She's a lady.

31:06 herself on this huge wall. She's a lady. She doesn't like to mix around with

31:07 She doesn't like to mix around with

31:07 She doesn't like to mix around with other companies. Look at that alley

31:10 other companies. Look at that alley

31:10 other companies. Look at that alley right there. Majioonda. That's the real

31:13 right there. Majioonda. That's the real

31:13 right there. Majioonda. That's the real one. Yep. That's not the Ninja Turtle.

31:15 one. Yep. That's not the Ninja Turtle.

31:15 one. Yep. That's not the Ninja Turtle. That's the real Leonardo. People love

31:18 That's the real Leonardo. People love

31:18 That's the real Leonardo. People love getting fun pics of a Mona Lisa. And I'm

31:20 getting fun pics of a Mona Lisa. And I'm

31:20 getting fun pics of a Mona Lisa. And I'm a people, so I love it, too. Did you get

31:23 a people, so I love it, too. Did you get

31:23 a people, so I love it, too. Did you get it? Did you get a fun one, Al? A fun

31:26 it? Did you get a fun one, Al? A fun

31:26 it? Did you get a fun one, Al? A fun pic. Wow. Would you look at that?

31:30 pic. Wow. Would you look at that?

31:30 pic. Wow. Would you look at that? The Mona Lisa. Faded but beautiful. You

31:33 The Mona Lisa. Faded but beautiful. You

31:33 The Mona Lisa. Faded but beautiful. You know, I bet the average time spent

31:35 know, I bet the average time spent

31:35 know, I bet the average time spent looking at her would be a lot longer if

31:37 looking at her would be a lot longer if

31:37 looking at her would be a lot longer if you didn't have to fight through that

31:38 you didn't have to fight through that

31:38 you didn't have to fight through that crazy crowd to get a peek. It is pretty

31:41 crazy crowd to get a peek. It is pretty

31:41 crazy crowd to get a peek. It is pretty cool looking, man. Look at that thing.

31:43 cool looking, man. Look at that thing.

31:43 cool looking, man. Look at that thing. It's hard cuz you can't get too close

31:45 It's hard cuz you can't get too close

31:45 It's hard cuz you can't get too close with it. There's that big round thing

31:46 with it. There's that big round thing

31:46 with it. There's that big round thing keeping everybody back and then a robe

31:48 keeping everybody back and then a robe

31:48 keeping everybody back and then a robe keeping everyone back. So, you almost

31:49 keeping everyone back. So, you almost

31:49 keeping everyone back. So, you almost want to get a good look with your eyes

31:51 want to get a good look with your eyes

31:51 want to get a good look with your eyes and then go buy like a really good print

31:53 and then go buy like a really good print

31:53 and then go buy like a really good print of it and look at it, you know? But

31:54 of it and look at it, you know? But

31:54 of it and look at it, you know? But there you go. The world's most valuable

31:57 there you go. The world's most valuable

31:57 there you go. The world's most valuable painting. Maybe Leonardo loved this

31:59 painting. Maybe Leonardo loved this

31:59 painting. Maybe Leonardo loved this thing so much he carried it with him to

32:03 thing so much he carried it with him to

32:03 thing so much he carried it with him to France and carried it around everywhere

32:05 France and carried it around everywhere

32:05 France and carried it around everywhere with him as an old man. That painting

32:07 with him as an old man. That painting

32:08 with him as an old man. That painting was once actually stolen out of the Lou.

32:10 was once actually stolen out of the Lou.

32:10 was once actually stolen out of the Lou. And the dude that stole it who was an

32:12 And the dude that stole it who was an

32:12 And the dude that stole it who was an Italian guy who thought that somehow the

32:13 Italian guy who thought that somehow the

32:13 Italian guy who thought that somehow the French had stolen this painting even

32:15 French had stolen this painting even

32:15 French had stolen this painting even though Leonardo had worked for the king

32:16 though Leonardo had worked for the king

32:16 though Leonardo had worked for the king of France and so it rightfully belonged

32:18 of France and so it rightfully belonged

32:18 of France and so it rightfully belonged in France. It's a long story but at one

32:19 in France. It's a long story but at one

32:19 in France. It's a long story but at one point he even had that sucker rolled up

32:21 point he even had that sucker rolled up

32:21 point he even had that sucker rolled up and I think was under his dinner table

32:23 and I think was under his dinner table

32:23 and I think was under his dinner table or like under the tablecloth. They could

32:25 or like under the tablecloth. They could

32:25 or like under the tablecloth. They could eat food on the mon. He said no problem.

32:27 eat food on the mon. He said no problem.

32:27 eat food on the mon. He said no problem. Yeah, pretty cool story. After the Mona

32:29 Yeah, pretty cool story. After the Mona

32:29 Yeah, pretty cool story. After the Mona Lisa, it's pretty awesome. I need to

32:31 Lisa, it's pretty awesome. I need to

32:31 Lisa, it's pretty awesome. I need to make a movie about that one. Yeah,

32:32 make a movie about that one. Yeah,

32:32 make a movie about that one. Yeah, pretty wild how they have all these huge

32:34 pretty wild how they have all these huge

32:34 pretty wild how they have all these huge paintings and then a Mona Lisa there. It

32:37 paintings and then a Mona Lisa there. It

32:37 paintings and then a Mona Lisa there. It makes her look smaller than she is. But

32:39 makes her look smaller than she is. But

32:39 makes her look smaller than she is. But look at her. She's bigger than this

32:40 look at her. She's bigger than this

32:40 look at her. She's bigger than this painting and this is a pretty normal

32:41 painting and this is a pretty normal

32:41 painting and this is a pretty normal size painting. She's at least half an

32:43 size painting. She's at least half an

32:44 size painting. She's at least half an alley. What I think is interesting is

32:45 alley. What I think is interesting is

32:45 alley. What I think is interesting is you have Mona Lisa here, but what's on

32:47 you have Mona Lisa here, but what's on

32:47 you have Mona Lisa here, but what's on the back of Mona Lisa? No one even

32:50 the back of Mona Lisa? No one even

32:50 the back of Mona Lisa? No one even cares. I mean, these paintings are fine.

32:52 cares. I mean, these paintings are fine.

32:52 cares. I mean, these paintings are fine. They're nice. They're probably famous, I

32:54 They're nice. They're probably famous, I

32:54 They're nice. They're probably famous, I guess. But after the Mona Lisa, oh,

32:56 guess. But after the Mona Lisa, oh,

32:56 guess. But after the Mona Lisa, oh, forget about it. Okay, you saw the Mona

32:59 forget about it. Okay, you saw the Mona

32:59 forget about it. Okay, you saw the Mona Lisa. You've seen Deloqua's liberty

33:02 Lisa. You've seen Deloqua's liberty

33:02 Lisa. You've seen Deloqua's liberty leading the people. You've seen Napoleon

33:05 leading the people. You've seen Napoleon

33:05 leading the people. You've seen Napoleon crowning the Empress Josephine. That's a

33:08 crowning the Empress Josephine. That's a

33:08 crowning the Empress Josephine. That's a heck of a painting. You've even seen Mr.

33:11 heck of a painting. You've even seen Mr.

33:11 heck of a painting. You've even seen Mr. Fancy Pants. But you know who you'd

33:13 Fancy Pants. But you know who you'd

33:13 Fancy Pants. But you know who you'd really give an arm and a leg to see? The

33:15 really give an arm and a leg to see? The

33:15 really give an arm and a leg to see? The Venus de Milo. What do you think of her,

33:18 Venus de Milo. What do you think of her,

33:18 Venus de Milo. What do you think of her, Ally?

33:19 Ally?

33:19 Ally? Rendered speechless by the beauty. Milo

33:22 Rendered speechless by the beauty. Milo

33:22 Rendered speechless by the beauty. Milo Venus was a beautiful laugh. She had the

33:24 Venus was a beautiful laugh. She had the

33:24 Venus was a beautiful laugh. She had the world in the palm of her hand. She lost

33:26 world in the palm of her hand. She lost

33:26 world in the palm of her hand. She lost both her arms in a wrestling match to

33:29 both her arms in a wrestling match to

33:29 both her arms in a wrestling match to meet a browneyed handsome man. Oh, she

33:31 meet a browneyed handsome man. Oh, she

33:31 meet a browneyed handsome man. Oh, she fought and won herself a browneyed

33:33 fought and won herself a browneyed

33:33 fought and won herself a browneyed handsome man. All right. Oh, Chuck

33:35 handsome man. All right. Oh, Chuck

33:35 handsome man. All right. Oh, Chuck Barry, the world's greatest poet. He's

33:38 Barry, the world's greatest poet. He's

33:38 Barry, the world's greatest poet. He's gone now, too. Just like the Venus's

33:40 gone now, too. Just like the Venus's

33:40 gone now, too. Just like the Venus's arms. Check this out back here, though,

33:42 arms. Check this out back here, though,

33:42 arms. Check this out back here, though, guys. Ollie, check it out. Check it out.

33:45 guys. Ollie, check it out. Check it out.

33:45 guys. Ollie, check it out. Check it out. You can see the Venus de Milo's butt

33:47 You can see the Venus de Milo's butt

33:47 You can see the Venus de Milo's butt right there. Look, it's her butt. It's a

33:49 right there. Look, it's her butt. It's a

33:50 right there. Look, it's her butt. It's a fun Okay, this guy knows what I'm

33:51 fun Okay, this guy knows what I'm

33:51 fun Okay, this guy knows what I'm talking about. Look, he's taking a pick.

33:53 talking about. Look, he's taking a pick.

33:53 talking about. Look, he's taking a pick. Not a big fan of butts. That's cool.

33:55 Not a big fan of butts. That's cool.

33:55 Not a big fan of butts. That's cool. Thank Tyler. Nah, couldn't be. All

33:58 Thank Tyler. Nah, couldn't be. All

33:58 Thank Tyler. Nah, couldn't be. All right. There are many more treasures in

34:00 right. There are many more treasures in

34:00 right. There are many more treasures in the Lou, but Alli's limping. We have

34:02 the Lou, but Alli's limping. We have

34:02 the Lou, but Alli's limping. We have done many amazing Paris things today.

34:05 done many amazing Paris things today.

34:05 done many amazing Paris things today. Like this gentleman getting a peek at

34:07 Like this gentleman getting a peek at

34:07 Like this gentleman getting a peek at the Venus Demo's backside. We've done

34:09 the Venus Demo's backside. We've done

34:09 the Venus Demo's backside. We've done our booty.

34:16 I should say done our booty.

34:16 I should say done our booty. Even you're laughing. Come on. We can

34:20 Even you're laughing. Come on. We can

34:20 Even you're laughing. Come on. We can hotel and sleep. See you guys later.

34:23 hotel and sleep. See you guys later.

34:23 hotel and sleep. See you guys later. Bye-bye.

34:25 Bye-bye.

34:25 Bye-bye. [Music]

35:02 Hey, you. Yeah, you Eiffel. Nice tower,

35:02 Hey, you. Yeah, you Eiffel. Nice tower, bro.

35:04 bro.

35:04 bro. Right. Nice tower. No, seriously though.

35:08 Right. Nice tower. No, seriously though.

35:08 Right. Nice tower. No, seriously though. Nice tower. Ooh la la.

Inside the Eiffel Tower, Napoleon's Tomb, & The Mona Lisa!

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