Getting punched in Adventureland

0:03 Oh my, look at all the people. Look at

0:04 Oh my, look at all the people. Look at them all upstairs in this long line

0:07 them all upstairs in this long line

0:07 them all upstairs in this long line ready to cruise around

0:11 ready to cruise around

0:11 ready to cruise around the jungle. It's a sometimes vlog. It's

0:14 the jungle. It's a sometimes vlog. It's

0:14 the jungle. It's a sometimes vlog. It's a vlog that happens sometimes. Look at

0:16 a vlog that happens sometimes. Look at

0:16 a vlog that happens sometimes. Look at this. It's the jungle cruise and the

0:17 this. It's the jungle cruise and the

0:17 this. It's the jungle cruise and the wait time is 30 minutes. Maybe we should

0:20 wait time is 30 minutes. Maybe we should

0:20 wait time is 30 minutes. Maybe we should roll it back and give people hope. No,

0:23 roll it back and give people hope. No,

0:23 roll it back and give people hope. No, we shouldn't mess with the official wait

0:25 we shouldn't mess with the official wait

0:25 we shouldn't mess with the official wait times. But look at this. The Jungle

0:27 times. But look at this. The Jungle

0:27 times. But look at this. The Jungle Cruise. one of my favorite attractions

0:29 Cruise. one of my favorite attractions

0:29 Cruise. one of my favorite attractions at Disneyland. Sometimes I hear people

0:31 at Disneyland. Sometimes I hear people

0:31 at Disneyland. Sometimes I hear people sort of say dismissive things about the

0:34 sort of say dismissive things about the

0:34 sort of say dismissive things about the Jungle Cruise, but to me it is not only

0:36 Jungle Cruise, but to me it is not only

0:36 Jungle Cruise, but to me it is not only a classic, it'll always be one of my

0:38 a classic, it'll always be one of my

0:38 a classic, it'll always be one of my favorites. I just like the imaginary

0:40 favorites. I just like the imaginary

0:40 favorites. I just like the imaginary jungle. There are less bugs, I feel

0:42 jungle. There are less bugs, I feel

0:42 jungle. There are less bugs, I feel like, than there would be in the real

0:43 like, than there would be in the real

0:43 like, than there would be in the real jungle, which is a plus if you are like

0:45 jungle, which is a plus if you are like

0:46 jungle, which is a plus if you are like me and you are terrified and

0:48 me and you are terrified and

0:48 me and you are terrified and uncomfortable with the thought of bugs

0:50 uncomfortable with the thought of bugs

0:50 uncomfortable with the thought of bugs crawling around on your body and totally

0:53 crawling around on your body and totally

0:53 crawling around on your body and totally trying to buck your day. But look at

0:54 trying to buck your day. But look at

0:54 trying to buck your day. But look at this. Right next to where all those

0:57 this. Right next to where all those

0:57 this. Right next to where all those people are is this wonderful tree. This

1:01 people are is this wonderful tree. This

1:01 people are is this wonderful tree. This wonderful 100y old plus tree. It's well

1:05 wonderful 100y old plus tree. It's well

1:05 wonderful 100y old plus tree. It's well over being an oxygen area and I think it

1:07 over being an oxygen area and I think it

1:07 over being an oxygen area and I think it was planted in 1898 on this property. It

1:10 was planted in 1898 on this property. It

1:10 was planted in 1898 on this property. It has been here longer than the Jungle

1:12 has been here longer than the Jungle

1:12 has been here longer than the Jungle Cruise, longer than Disneyland.

1:15 Cruise, longer than Disneyland.

1:15 Cruise, longer than Disneyland. Disneyland's been open for 60 years, of

1:16 Disneyland's been open for 60 years, of

1:16 Disneyland's been open for 60 years, of course, as of this Friday. And this

1:19 course, as of this Friday. And this

1:19 course, as of this Friday. And this tree, this giant palm tree here, the

1:23 tree, this giant palm tree here, the

1:23 tree, this giant palm tree here, the Dominguez palm has been here even longer

1:27 Dominguez palm has been here even longer

1:27 Dominguez palm has been here even longer than that. It's pretty much taller even

1:30 than that. It's pretty much taller even

1:30 than that. It's pretty much taller even than the Swiss Family Robinson/Tarz

1:33 than the Swiss Family Robinson/Tarz

1:33 than the Swiss Family Robinson/Tarz Treehouse. And it's just chilling there.

1:35 Treehouse. And it's just chilling there.

1:35 Treehouse. And it's just chilling there. You can see the top of it chilling up

1:37 You can see the top of it chilling up

1:37 You can see the top of it chilling up there. The Dominguez Pal. The Dominguez

1:39 there. The Dominguez Pal. The Dominguez

1:39 there. The Dominguez Pal. The Dominguez family lived on this land before

1:44 family lived on this land before

1:44 family lived on this land before Disneyland. Hello everybody. How are you

1:46 Disneyland. Hello everybody. How are you

1:46 Disneyland. Hello everybody. How are you doing? I did a whole random land about

1:47 doing? I did a whole random land about

1:47 doing? I did a whole random land about the Dominguez Palm Tree. You can see

1:49 the Dominguez Palm Tree. You can see

1:49 the Dominguez Palm Tree. You can see that on my main channel,

1:50 that on my main channel,

1:50 that on my main channel, youtube.com/slipast

1:52 youtube.com/slipast

1:52 youtube.com/slipast poor. But today, I'm just wandering

1:54 poor. But today, I'm just wandering

1:54 poor. But today, I'm just wandering around enjoying some of the sights and

1:56 around enjoying some of the sights and

1:56 around enjoying some of the sights and sounds and smells of summertime at

1:58 sounds and smells of summertime at

1:58 sounds and smells of summertime at Disneyland with Ally. There she is

2:00 Disneyland with Ally. There she is

2:00 Disneyland with Ally. There she is walking around and we've just been

2:03 walking around and we've just been

2:03 walking around and we've just been enjoying this. Today's the last day of

2:05 enjoying this. Today's the last day of

2:05 enjoying this. Today's the last day of free shipping with fastport.

2:08 free shipping with fastport.

2:08 free shipping with fastport. I missed it and I shouldn't have. I need

2:10 I missed it and I shouldn't have. I need

2:10 I missed it and I shouldn't have. I need to go home and order some myself because

2:11 to go home and order some myself because

2:12 to go home and order some myself because look it, I ran out of my own shirts to

2:13 look it, I ran out of my own shirts to

2:13 look it, I ran out of my own shirts to wear. I had to wear this shirt from H&M,

2:15 wear. I had to wear this shirt from H&M,

2:15 wear. I had to wear this shirt from H&M, which is really comfortable, but it

2:17 which is really comfortable, but it

2:17 which is really comfortable, but it doesn't have random land or anything on

2:18 doesn't have random land or anything on

2:18 doesn't have random land or anything on it. Look at all these people. Look at

2:20 it. Look at all these people. Look at

2:20 it. Look at all these people. Look at all of them. Do you like the Jungle

2:22 all of them. Do you like the Jungle

2:22 all of them. Do you like the Jungle Cruise?

2:22 Cruise?

2:22 Cruise? I do.

2:23 I do.

2:23 I do. I love the Jungle Cruise. Well, anyway,

2:27 I love the Jungle Cruise. Well, anyway,

2:27 I love the Jungle Cruise. Well, anyway, I'm going to keep this vlog really,

2:28 I'm going to keep this vlog really,

2:28 I'm going to keep this vlog really, really short. I'm hoping to do a

2:30 really short. I'm hoping to do a

2:30 really short. I'm hoping to do a secondary vlog, maybe later in the day,

2:33 secondary vlog, maybe later in the day,

2:33 secondary vlog, maybe later in the day, if what I want to happen happens later.

2:35 if what I want to happen happens later.

2:35 if what I want to happen happens later. We'll see. We'll see. But, uh, there's

2:38 We'll see. We'll see. But, uh, there's

2:38 We'll see. We'll see. But, uh, there's one very important announcement to me.

2:40 one very important announcement to me.

2:40 one very important announcement to me. Oh my gosh, it's Indiana Jones.

2:43 Oh my gosh, it's Indiana Jones.

2:43 Oh my gosh, it's Indiana Jones. Look it. He doesn't want anyone to know

2:45 Look it. He doesn't want anyone to know

2:45 Look it. He doesn't want anyone to know he's here, but he's Did you see him? Did

2:47 he's here, but he's Did you see him? Did

2:47 he's here, but he's Did you see him? Did you Ally, did you see him?

2:50 you Ally, did you see him?

2:50 you Ally, did you see him? Harrison Ford is right over there. Just

2:53 Harrison Ford is right over there. Just

2:53 Harrison Ford is right over there. Just there he is. He's Harrison Ford. I

2:56 there he is. He's Harrison Ford. I

2:56 there he is. He's Harrison Ford. I really want to go ask him about Saul. I

2:58 really want to go ask him about Saul. I

2:58 really want to go ask him about Saul. I don't want to fanboy me. I already said

3:00 don't want to fanboy me. I already said

3:00 don't want to fanboy me. I already said hi to him. It'd be weird if I went back

3:01 hi to him. It'd be weird if I went back

3:01 hi to him. It'd be weird if I went back up to him now. Well, it would be so

3:03 up to him now. Well, it would be so

3:03 up to him now. Well, it would be so weird. Oh, look at belts. Quick silver

3:05 weird. Oh, look at belts. Quick silver

3:05 weird. Oh, look at belts. Quick silver belts. They're made out of mercury. I

3:08 belts. They're made out of mercury. I

3:08 belts. They're made out of mercury. I wouldn't touch them. They're like weird

3:09 wouldn't touch them. They're like weird

3:09 wouldn't touch them. They're like weird seafood. Okay, come over this way. So,

3:11 seafood. Okay, come over this way. So,

3:11 seafood. Okay, come over this way. So, as many of you know, I have recently

3:15 as many of you know, I have recently

3:15 as many of you know, I have recently been blessed with the power of the

3:18 been blessed with the power of the

3:18 been blessed with the power of the cobra. It's the only way to punch. Hey,

3:21 cobra. It's the only way to punch. Hey,

3:21 cobra. It's the only way to punch. Hey, how are you doing, Aia? Look it.

3:23 how are you doing, Aia? Look it.

3:23 how are you doing, Aia? Look it. I still have the power of the cobra.

3:26 I still have the power of the cobra.

3:26 I still have the power of the cobra. Power of the cobra. It's how you punch

3:28 Power of the cobra. It's how you punch

3:28 Power of the cobra. It's how you punch your way into a new lifestyle by getting

3:29 your way into a new lifestyle by getting

3:29 your way into a new lifestyle by getting this bracelet, which you can buy in the

3:31 this bracelet, which you can buy in the

3:31 this bracelet, which you can buy in the Indiana Jones. Speaking of, see, look at

3:33 Indiana Jones. Speaking of, see, look at

3:34 Indiana Jones. Speaking of, see, look at how it's topical. Coming back around the

3:35 how it's topical. Coming back around the

3:35 how it's topical. Coming back around the Indiana Jones apple, which by the way, I

3:38 Indiana Jones apple, which by the way, I

3:38 Indiana Jones apple, which by the way, I love these old historic photographs.

3:40 love these old historic photographs.

3:40 love these old historic photographs. soldiers with weird scrolls and

3:42 soldiers with weird scrolls and

3:42 soldiers with weird scrolls and explorers. I feel like I really want my

3:44 explorers. I feel like I really want my

3:44 explorers. I feel like I really want my bedroom like this. It would be the most

3:47 bedroom like this. It would be the most

3:47 bedroom like this. It would be the most romantic thing you could do. Anyway, a

3:49 romantic thing you could do. Anyway, a

3:49 romantic thing you could do. Anyway, a hat. Is that the best Indiana Jones

3:50 hat. Is that the best Indiana Jones

3:50 hat. Is that the best Indiana Jones souvenir? You can have a whip. No. And

3:52 souvenir? You can have a whip. No. And

3:52 souvenir? You can have a whip. No. And you can go back and look on this channel

3:53 you can go back and look on this channel

3:53 you can go back and look on this channel at the other Power of the Cobra videos

3:54 at the other Power of the Cobra videos

3:54 at the other Power of the Cobra videos if you want to learn more about the

3:55 if you want to learn more about the

3:55 if you want to learn more about the power of the cobra. But I just thought

3:57 power of the cobra. But I just thought

3:57 power of the cobra. But I just thought it was funny. First, I thought this

3:58 it was funny. First, I thought this

3:58 it was funny. First, I thought this machete was kind of the best souvenir

4:01 machete was kind of the best souvenir

4:01 machete was kind of the best souvenir you could get. Look at that. It's a

4:02 you could get. Look at that. It's a

4:02 you could get. Look at that. It's a machete. It's basically a very realistic

4:04 machete. It's basically a very realistic

4:04 machete. It's basically a very realistic from a distance looking machete. A

4:07 from a distance looking machete. A

4:07 from a distance looking machete. A machete. Machete. or maybe one of the

4:09 machete. Machete. or maybe one of the

4:09 machete. Machete. or maybe one of the snakes and spiders or just, you know,

4:12 snakes and spiders or just, you know,

4:12 snakes and spiders or just, you know, Mom, Mom, can I please pretend to chop

4:15 Mom, Mom, can I please pretend to chop

4:15 Mom, Mom, can I please pretend to chop people up with this machete all day long

4:16 people up with this machete all day long

4:16 people up with this machete all day long at Disneyland? I thought this was the,

4:18 at Disneyland? I thought this was the,

4:18 at Disneyland? I thought this was the, you know, just the weirdest souvenir

4:19 you know, just the weirdest souvenir

4:20 you know, just the weirdest souvenir until I noticed the fat stack of sweet

4:25 until I noticed the fat stack of sweet

4:25 until I noticed the fat stack of sweet leather bracelets over here. There's, of

4:26 leather bracelets over here. There's, of

4:26 leather bracelets over here. There's, of course, the Indiana Jones logo, which

4:27 course, the Indiana Jones logo, which

4:28 course, the Indiana Jones logo, which makes perfect sense. Then there's this

4:30 makes perfect sense. Then there's this

4:30 makes perfect sense. Then there's this cobra as dangerous. You go for it.

4:33 cobra as dangerous. You go for it.

4:33 cobra as dangerous. You go for it. The thing is, Indiana Jones hates

4:35 The thing is, Indiana Jones hates

4:35 The thing is, Indiana Jones hates snakes. So, I thought it was kind of

4:36 snakes. So, I thought it was kind of

4:36 snakes. So, I thought it was kind of ridiculous. Look at this. That's so

4:39 ridiculous. Look at this. That's so

4:39 ridiculous. Look at this. That's so cute. You should have that hat. You're

4:42 cute. You should have that hat. You're

4:42 cute. You should have that hat. You're melting my heart. But then I just got

4:45 melting my heart. But then I just got

4:45 melting my heart. But then I just got hyper the way I do and it became the

4:47 hyper the way I do and it became the

4:47 hyper the way I do and it became the power of the cobra. Once you snap this

4:49 power of the cobra. Once you snap this

4:49 power of the cobra. Once you snap this on, you've accepted the power of the

4:50 on, you've accepted the power of the

4:50 on, you've accepted the power of the cobra. And as long as you use the wisdom

4:52 cobra. And as long as you use the wisdom

4:52 cobra. And as long as you use the wisdom of the owl, you'll have the piece of the

4:54 of the owl, you'll have the piece of the

4:54 of the owl, you'll have the piece of the desert plant. You'll be okay. You have

4:56 desert plant. You'll be okay. You have

4:56 desert plant. You'll be okay. You have to wield the power with great

4:58 to wield the power with great

4:58 to wield the power with great responsibility. But the thing about the

5:00 responsibility. But the thing about the

5:00 responsibility. But the thing about the power of the cobra is it could just if

5:02 power of the cobra is it could just if

5:02 power of the cobra is it could just if somebody dies, YOU CAN JUST PUNCH THEM

5:03 somebody dies, YOU CAN JUST PUNCH THEM

5:03 somebody dies, YOU CAN JUST PUNCH THEM BACK TO LIFE. WELL, today my friends,

5:06 BACK TO LIFE. WELL, today my friends,

5:06 BACK TO LIFE. WELL, today my friends, the whole point of this very short vlog

5:08 the whole point of this very short vlog

5:08 the whole point of this very short vlog is to let you know that Ally HAS GOT THE

5:10 is to let you know that Ally HAS GOT THE

5:10 is to let you know that Ally HAS GOT THE POWER OF THE COBRA. HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW

5:12 POWER OF THE COBRA. HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW

5:12 POWER OF THE COBRA. HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW THAT YOU HAVE THE POWER OF THE COBRA?

5:13 THAT YOU HAVE THE POWER OF THE COBRA?

5:14 THAT YOU HAVE THE POWER OF THE COBRA? THE POWER

Getting punched in Adventureland

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