The Secret Mission & the creepy Navi River Journey
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Otherwise step into this unusual Randomland Adventure! We're back, in Florida! But before we can enjoy Disney World or explore out of bounds, we have a secret mission to accomplish!
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Transcript
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I'll give you three guesses where we are
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I'll give you three guesses where we are we're back at the Magic Kingdom Walt
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we're back at the Magic Kingdom Walt
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we're back at the Magic Kingdom Walt Disney well yes we're finally back in
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Disney well yes we're finally back in
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Disney well yes we're finally back in Florida and would you look at the shine
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Florida and would you look at the shine
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Florida and would you look at the shine of that Castle 189 feet of glory
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of that Castle 189 feet of glory
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of that Castle 189 feet of glory Cinderella's castle I'm so excited to be
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Cinderella's castle I'm so excited to be
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Cinderella's castle I'm so excited to be back at Disney World I can't even tell
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back at Disney World I can't even tell
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back at Disney World I can't even tell you we're just here for a few days and
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you we're just here for a few days and
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you we're just here for a few days and we're gonna have a pretty busy schedule
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we're gonna have a pretty busy schedule
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we're gonna have a pretty busy schedule but still I'll take all the Disney World
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but still I'll take all the Disney World
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but still I'll take all the Disney World I can get I am starving but first things
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I can get I am starving but first things
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I can get I am starving but first things first what time heck is going on with
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first what time heck is going on with
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first what time heck is going on with the carousel I've never seen him work on
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the carousel I've never seen him work on
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the carousel I've never seen him work on the carousel like that before where it's
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the carousel like that before where it's
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the carousel like that before where it's still open that is so bizarre looking
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still open that is so bizarre looking
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still open that is so bizarre looking okay now some food
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okay now some food
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okay now some food I'm so happy to already the experience
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I'm so happy to already the experience
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I'm so happy to already the experience in my favorite day at Walt Disney World
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in my favorite day at Walt Disney World
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in my favorite day at Walt Disney World incredible the wonderful lutein free
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incredible the wonderful lutein free
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incredible the wonderful lutein free chicken tenders
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alright I'm glad that's out of the way
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alright I'm glad that's out of the way oh I would so love to hop on small world
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oh I would so love to hop on small world
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oh I would so love to hop on small world or Peter Pan right now or take a
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or Peter Pan right now or take a
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or Peter Pan right now or take a wonderful doom buggy ride through a
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wonderful doom buggy ride through a
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wonderful doom buggy ride through a haunted mansion will have a Jamboree
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haunted mansion will have a Jamboree
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haunted mansion will have a Jamboree with the country bear or even climb up
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with the country bear or even climb up
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with the country bear or even climb up into a traditional Swiss dwelling right
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into a traditional Swiss dwelling right
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into a traditional Swiss dwelling right now we're not gonna do any of those
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now we're not gonna do any of those
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now we're not gonna do any of those things because we're here at Disney
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things because we're here at Disney
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things because we're here at Disney World for two reasons number one to have
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World for two reasons number one to have
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World for two reasons number one to have a romantic Valentine's Day coming up in
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a romantic Valentine's Day coming up in
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a romantic Valentine's Day coming up in a few days before our number two and
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a few days before our number two and
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a few days before our number two and maybe even more important reason we
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maybe even more important reason we
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maybe even more important reason we actually have to leave it's okay we got
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actually have to leave it's okay we got
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actually have to leave it's okay we got a little taste of the Magic Kingdom
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a little taste of the Magic Kingdom
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a little taste of the Magic Kingdom now we're off on an important mission
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now we're off on an important mission
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now we're off on an important mission you're all my friends but I found out
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you're all my friends but I found out
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you're all my friends but I found out that one of our friends wasn't feeling
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that one of our friends wasn't feeling
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that one of our friends wasn't feeling so good and we're gonna go see if we can
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so good and we're gonna go see if we can
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so good and we're gonna go see if we can cheer her so we're gonna say farewell to
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cheer her so we're gonna say farewell to
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cheer her so we're gonna say farewell to Magic Kingdom of fur now take this boat
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Magic Kingdom of fur now take this boat
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Magic Kingdom of fur now take this boat back to the car and go visit our friend
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back to the car and go visit our friend
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back to the car and go visit our friend Kylie and she's 5 years old and she's
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Kylie and she's 5 years old and she's
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Kylie and she's 5 years old and she's been undergoing all kinds of medical
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been undergoing all kinds of medical
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been undergoing all kinds of medical procedures trying to get a diagnosis for
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procedures trying to get a diagnosis for
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procedures trying to get a diagnosis for a mystery ailment according to her mom
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a mystery ailment according to her mom
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a mystery ailment according to her mom one of her favorite things that you're
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one of her favorite things that you're
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one of her favorite things that you're up is the videos and of course Ally's
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up is the videos and of course Ally's
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up is the videos and of course Ally's but we're on our way now Kylie's mom
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but we're on our way now Kylie's mom
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but we're on our way now Kylie's mom knows we're coming for Kylie this is a
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knows we're coming for Kylie this is a
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knows we're coming for Kylie this is a surprise ok we're almost there here we
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surprise ok we're almost there here we
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surprise ok we're almost there here we go
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go
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go hello Kylie hi
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hello Kylie hi
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hello Kylie hi surprise we got you now you'll be in a
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surprise we got you now you'll be in a
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surprise we got you now you'll be in a video yeah
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video yeah
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video yeah say hi to yourself then you can watch it
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say hi to yourself then you can watch it
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say hi to yourself then you can watch it later that's so cool this is we
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later that's so cool this is we
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later that's so cool this is we high-five link
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high-five link
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high-five link yes florist like the Disneyland Hotel
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yes florist like the Disneyland Hotel
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yes florist like the Disneyland Hotel that is so cool you're making quilt
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that is so cool you're making quilt
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that is so cool you're making quilt squares who'd you make them for you hey
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squares who'd you make them for you hey
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squares who'd you make them for you hey who else yeah you ain't even made that
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who else yeah you ain't even made that
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who else yeah you ain't even made that for Ali your mom helped you that's up a
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for Ali your mom helped you that's up a
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for Ali your mom helped you that's up a little pom-pom a little pom-pom that's
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little pom-pom a little pom-pom that's
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little pom-pom a little pom-pom that's so cool you cry when you get your shots
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so cool you cry when you get your shots
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so cool you cry when you get your shots yeah me too
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yeah me too
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yeah me too I also cry when I get my shots but
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I also cry when I get my shots but
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I also cry when I get my shots but you're very brave you had a lot of shots
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you're very brave you had a lot of shots
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you're very brave you had a lot of shots from what
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from what
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from what understand you are tough your child
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understand you are tough your child
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understand you are tough your child wait that's Princess Aurora and you call
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wait that's Princess Aurora and you call
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wait that's Princess Aurora and you call her 200 you call her Ally that's so nice
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her 200 you call her Ally that's so nice
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her 200 you call her Ally that's so nice there's turkeys in your backyard Kylie
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there's turkeys in your backyard Kylie
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there's turkeys in your backyard Kylie you've got turkeys back here yeah you
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you've got turkeys back here yeah you
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you've got turkeys back here yeah you can make a turkey sandwich so easily
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look at the size of those birds oh my
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look at the size of those birds oh my god how many turkeys are over there back
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god how many turkeys are over there back
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god how many turkeys are over there back here you turkeys she's chasing the
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here you turkeys she's chasing the
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here you turkeys she's chasing the turkeys Lynx chasing up - go get him
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turkeys Lynx chasing up - go get him
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turkeys Lynx chasing up - go get him link so these are the candy bubbles so
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link so these are the candy bubbles so
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link so these are the candy bubbles so what do you do you just blow them like a
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what do you do you just blow them like a
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what do you do you just blow them like a normal bubble and then you have to eat
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normal bubble and then you have to eat
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normal bubble and then you have to eat them you have to eat the bubbles like
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them you have to eat the bubbles like
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them you have to eat the bubbles like that okay yeah what did you get one yeah
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get like candy I was expecting it to
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get like candy I was expecting it to taste like soap it tastes like candy
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taste like soap it tastes like candy
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taste like soap it tastes like candy which is exactly what the package
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which is exactly what the package
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which is exactly what the package promises so I don't know why you're just
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promises so I don't know why you're just
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promises so I don't know why you're just blowing it up with the bag oh yeah just
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blowing it up with the bag oh yeah just
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blowing it up with the bag oh yeah just did that bubble it's good candy honestly
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did that bubble it's good candy honestly
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did that bubble it's good candy honestly see that's the way to go only a mom can
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see that's the way to go only a mom can
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see that's the way to go only a mom can do it that way though only a mom okay
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do it that way though only a mom okay
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do it that way though only a mom okay here you go mmm I just think it's can
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here you go mmm I just think it's can
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here you go mmm I just think it's can taste like soap in my mouth and it's so
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taste like soap in my mouth and it's so
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taste like soap in my mouth and it's so good and sour and sweet but some link
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chips No
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chips No yeah the alley try it because of the
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yeah the alley try it because of the
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yeah the alley try it because of the gluten
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gluten
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gluten does it taste like shrimp oh yeah
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does it taste like shrimp oh yeah
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does it taste like shrimp oh yeah Bubba's favorite chips that's actually
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Bubba's favorite chips that's actually
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Bubba's favorite chips that's actually that's my hat there you go
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that's my hat there you go
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that's my hat there you go look we match well matching hats the R
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look we match well matching hats the R
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look we match well matching hats the R stands for twins
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stands for twins
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stands for twins that's your painting huh what's its
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that's your painting huh what's its
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that's your painting huh what's its title what's the name let's call it
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title what's the name let's call it
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title what's the name let's call it moonrise over Manhattan how about that
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moonrise over Manhattan how about that
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moonrise over Manhattan how about that okay
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okay
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okay that's the name name that's awesome you
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that's the name name that's awesome you
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that's the name name that's awesome you learning how so I can't do anything oh
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learning how so I can't do anything oh
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learning how so I can't do anything oh this is your sewing machine and makes a
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[Music]
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[Music] Ponk
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Ponk
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Ponk I was so happy to meet you buddy see you
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I was so happy to meet you buddy see you
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I was so happy to meet you buddy see you later see ya okay bye Kylie bye oh that
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later see ya okay bye Kylie bye oh that
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later see ya okay bye Kylie bye oh that was so cool it's hard to leave my new
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was so cool it's hard to leave my new
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was so cool it's hard to leave my new friend's house now we gotta head back to
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friend's house now we gotta head back to
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friend's house now we gotta head back to Disney World I know from firsthand
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Disney World I know from firsthand
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Disney World I know from firsthand experience how hard it is to be sick
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experience how hard it is to be sick
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experience how hard it is to be sick with something that makes you look
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with something that makes you look
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with something that makes you look normal on the outside so no one else to
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normal on the outside so no one else to
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normal on the outside so no one else to look what's wrong if you're you look
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look what's wrong if you're you look
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look what's wrong if you're you look totally healthy to me but you feel
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totally healthy to me but you feel
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totally healthy to me but you feel terrible on the inside I also know what
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terrible on the inside I also know what
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terrible on the inside I also know what it's like firsthand for them to spend
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it's like firsthand for them to spend
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it's like firsthand for them to spend years and years twisting you and not
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years and years twisting you and not
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years and years twisting you and not find out what's wrong and that can be
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find out what's wrong and that can be
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find out what's wrong and that can be very very frustrating poor little Kylie
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very very frustrating poor little Kylie
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very very frustrating poor little Kylie has labs tomorrow so it's nice to give
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has labs tomorrow so it's nice to give
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has labs tomorrow so it's nice to give her the hatch so that she knows she can
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her the hatch so that she knows she can
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her the hatch so that she knows she can turn that into an adventure to her now
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turn that into an adventure to her now
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turn that into an adventure to her now back to the parks all right getting
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back to the parks all right getting
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back to the parks all right getting pretty close now only 94 elephant steps
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pretty close now only 94 elephant steps
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pretty close now only 94 elephant steps left to go Disney's Animal Kingdom we
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left to go Disney's Animal Kingdom we
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left to go Disney's Animal Kingdom we gotta hurry now we've got two fast
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gotta hurry now we've got two fast
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gotta hurry now we've got two fast passes ooh I see an animal already
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passes ooh I see an animal already
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passes ooh I see an animal already there it is
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there it is
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there it is Mystikal of my all made up of smaller
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Mystikal of my all made up of smaller
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Mystikal of my all made up of smaller animals check out to head on into asia
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animals check out to head on into asia
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animals check out to head on into asia so many details so much beautiful
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so many details so much beautiful
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so many details so much beautiful scenery this place never ceases to amaze
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scenery this place never ceases to amaze
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scenery this place never ceases to amaze me I always see something new here like
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me I always see something new here like
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me I always see something new here like this stick bundlers car for share okay
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this stick bundlers car for share okay
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this stick bundlers car for share okay no one wanted to buy my sticks and
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no one wanted to buy my sticks and
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no one wanted to buy my sticks and there's no monkeys on the monkey island
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there's no monkeys on the monkey island
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there's no monkeys on the monkey island I can't see any that's ok I still know
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I can't see any that's ok I still know
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I can't see any that's ok I still know where to see one big monkey it's time
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where to see one big monkey it's time
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where to see one big monkey it's time for us to head up the forbidden Mountain
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for us to head up the forbidden Mountain
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for us to head up the forbidden Mountain once again it's Expedition Everest time
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once again it's Expedition Everest time
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once again it's Expedition Everest time one of the greatest rides of all time
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one of the greatest rides of all time
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one of the greatest rides of all time even the line is so richly detailed look
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even the line is so richly detailed look
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even the line is so richly detailed look at that people bring this Yeti oh that's
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at that people bring this Yeti oh that's
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at that people bring this Yeti oh that's what you want you want to sit there and
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what you want you want to sit there and
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what you want you want to sit there and have people just bring you food don't
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have people just bring you food don't
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have people just bring you food don't you
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you
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you it doesn't feel like Disney world until
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it doesn't feel like Disney world until
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it doesn't feel like Disney world until you've climbed Everest
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oh we are so high
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oh we are so high oh this looks nicer haha north of the
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oh this looks nicer haha north of the
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oh this looks nicer haha north of the wall
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good Hey look spaceship earth but that
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good Hey look spaceship earth but that doesn't look slightly surprised
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okay what time is it okay we've got a
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okay what time is it okay we've got a hurry we've already seen the yet now
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hurry we've already seen the yet now
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hurry we've already seen the yet now it's time to see something truly
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it's time to see something truly
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it's time to see something truly terrifying we've got one more fast pass
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terrifying we've got one more fast pass
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terrifying we've got one more fast pass left to use so we have to head out of
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left to use so we have to head out of
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left to use so we have to head out of Asia and into Andorra
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Asia and into Andorra
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Asia and into Andorra Wow Disney's Nuits land based on
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Wow Disney's Nuits land based on
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Wow Disney's Nuits land based on something completely unrelated to Disney
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something completely unrelated to Disney
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something completely unrelated to Disney as it happened it's time that you see
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as it happened it's time that you see
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as it happened it's time that you see something that traumatized me last time
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something that traumatized me last time
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something that traumatized me last time something we saw last time when we
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something we saw last time when we
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something we saw last time when we explored this whole land at night and
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explored this whole land at night and
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explored this whole land at night and it's traumatized me ever said it's time
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it's traumatized me ever said it's time
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it's traumatized me ever said it's time to use our final fat pad and take
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to use our final fat pad and take
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to use our final fat pad and take another run on the Navi River journey if
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another run on the Navi River journey if
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another run on the Navi River journey if you want to see the whole ride you got
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you want to see the whole ride you got
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you want to see the whole ride you got to go back down to that previous
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to go back down to that previous
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to go back down to that previous installment today's mission was mostly
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installment today's mission was mostly
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installment today's mission was mostly about seeing Kylee but since we have the
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about seeing Kylee but since we have the
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about seeing Kylee but since we have the chance I've got to see what Ali thinks
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chance I've got to see what Ali thinks
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chance I've got to see what Ali thinks of the thing that can't be unseen let's
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of the thing that can't be unseen let's
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of the thing that can't be unseen let's all brave this together shall we
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all brave this together shall we
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all brave this together shall we boat ride
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boat ride
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boat ride [Music]
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did you did you see that thing thing in
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did you did you see that thing thing in there can never be unseen what do you
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there can never be unseen what do you
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there can never be unseen what do you think Ally I've never seen anything like
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think Ally I've never seen anything like
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think Ally I've never seen anything like that before I thought it was gonna eat
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that before I thought it was gonna eat
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that before I thought it was gonna eat me yes that's exactly what it feels like
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me yes that's exactly what it feels like
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me yes that's exactly what it feels like I think it's gonna like reach down it's
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I think it's gonna like reach down it's
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I think it's gonna like reach down it's creepy hand and like grab ya it looks
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creepy hand and like grab ya it looks
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creepy hand and like grab ya it looks like it's going to grab you it's like if
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like it's going to grab you it's like if
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like it's going to grab you it's like if it looks too fake that's no good you
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it looks too fake that's no good you
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it looks too fake that's no good you want to look real but this has gone too
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want to look real but this has gone too
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want to look real but this has gone too far it looks a little too real you're
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far it looks a little too real you're
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far it looks a little too real you're gonna have to rename this land the
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gonna have to rename this land the
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gonna have to rename this land the uncanny valley alright well the Sun is
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uncanny valley alright well the Sun is
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uncanny valley alright well the Sun is going down we have had a long day today
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going down we have had a long day today
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going down we have had a long day today and since we made at least one little
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and since we made at least one little
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and since we made at least one little girl happy I would say we've done our
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girl happy I would say we've done our
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girl happy I would say we've done our duty we're gonna have to leave it here
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duty we're gonna have to leave it here
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duty we're gonna have to leave it here for now but this is just the beginning
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for now but this is just the beginning
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for now but this is just the beginning of our adventures in Florida this time
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of our adventures in Florida this time
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of our adventures in Florida this time and this time I think we'll see some new
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and this time I think we'll see some new
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and this time I think we'll see some new stuff as well so stick around and we'll
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stuff as well so stick around and we'll
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stuff as well so stick around and we'll see you guys a little later bye bye
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oh by the way my neck yeah so hurting
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oh by the way my neck yeah so hurting Everest not such a good choice those
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Everest not such a good choice those
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Everest not such a good choice those g-forces like I think my face is gonna
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g-forces like I think my face is gonna
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g-forces like I think my face is gonna be like this permanently
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country bear country bears I'm free bear
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country bear country bears I'm free bear ok bye Kylie once they hide anyone hi hi
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ok bye Kylie once they hide anyone hi hi
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ok bye Kylie once they hide anyone hi hi Tyler hi Tyler oh there you go
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Tyler hi Tyler oh there you go
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Tyler hi Tyler oh there you go [Music]