Knott's Merry Farm's finest product.......

0:02 Wow.

0:02 Wow. Now, this is a very unusual look at a

0:05 Now, this is a very unusual look at a

0:05 Now, this is a very unusual look at a place that's very familiar to us. Look

0:07 place that's very familiar to us. Look

0:07 place that's very familiar to us. Look at this parking lot here. A little bit

0:10 at this parking lot here. A little bit

0:10 at this parking lot here. A little bit unusual parking on the dirt. This is how

0:13 unusual parking on the dirt. This is how

0:13 unusual parking on the dirt. This is how you know it's a busy day at Knottberry

0:16 you know it's a busy day at Knottberry

0:16 you know it's a busy day at Knottberry Farm. The last few times we've come to

0:18 Farm. The last few times we've come to

0:18 Farm. The last few times we've come to Knots, it's been Kn Farm. But today,

0:21 Knots, it's been Kn Farm. But today,

0:21 Knots, it's been Kn Farm. But today, just after Christmas, judging by the

0:23 just after Christmas, judging by the

0:23 just after Christmas, judging by the fact that they're using all the extra

0:25 fact that they're using all the extra

0:25 fact that they're using all the extra parking lots around town, it's going to

0:26 parking lots around town, it's going to

0:26 parking lots around town, it's going to be quite a hoown on the old farm. Unlike

0:29 be quite a hoown on the old farm. Unlike

0:29 be quite a hoown on the old farm. Unlike Disneyland, Knottberry Farm actually has

0:31 Disneyland, Knottberry Farm actually has

0:31 Disneyland, Knottberry Farm actually has two entrances. One on the main side and

0:33 two entrances. One on the main side and

0:34 two entrances. One on the main side and one on the complete opposite side, the

0:35 one on the complete opposite side, the

0:35 one on the complete opposite side, the western side, right along this street,

0:37 western side, right along this street,

0:37 western side, right along this street, conveniently known as Western Avenue.

0:40 conveniently known as Western Avenue.

0:40 conveniently known as Western Avenue. Normally, this entrance is only used for

0:41 Normally, this entrance is only used for

0:41 Normally, this entrance is only used for employees. This is the employee parking

0:43 employees. This is the employee parking

0:43 employees. This is the employee parking lot, and the employees go in this way.

0:45 lot, and the employees go in this way.

0:45 lot, and the employees go in this way. But today is a little busier than usual.

0:47 But today is a little busier than usual.

0:47 But today is a little busier than usual. So, check this out. I guess this is no

0:49 So, check this out. I guess this is no

0:49 So, check this out. I guess this is no big deal to anyone else, but I've never

0:50 big deal to anyone else, but I've never

0:50 big deal to anyone else, but I've never been in this way. Check it out. Couple

0:52 been in this way. Check it out. Couple

0:52 been in this way. Check it out. Couple of baby ticket booths, a little

0:54 of baby ticket booths, a little

0:54 of baby ticket booths, a little miniature guest relations, and there it

0:56 miniature guest relations, and there it

0:56 miniature guest relations, and there it is, the western entrance.

1:04 That was weird. Oh, the view's a little

1:04 That was weird. Oh, the view's a little more anticlimactic than the view from

1:05 more anticlimactic than the view from

1:05 more anticlimactic than the view from the main entrance. But we're back at

1:07 the main entrance. But we're back at

1:08 the main entrance. But we're back at Knots Berry Farm. Boy, oh boy. Man, oh

1:12 Knots Berry Farm. Boy, oh boy. Man, oh

1:12 Knots Berry Farm. Boy, oh boy. Man, oh man. This is so weird. Just a couple of

1:15 man. This is so weird. Just a couple of

1:15 man. This is so weird. Just a couple of weeks ago when we walked into Knottberry

1:17 weeks ago when we walked into Knottberry

1:17 weeks ago when we walked into Knottberry Farm, we had the whole place to

1:19 Farm, we had the whole place to

1:19 Farm, we had the whole place to ourselves. But what you have here is a

1:20 ourselves. But what you have here is a

1:20 ourselves. But what you have here is a triple threat because not only is it

1:22 triple threat because not only is it

1:22 triple threat because not only is it Christmas vacation, so everybody's out

1:24 Christmas vacation, so everybody's out

1:24 Christmas vacation, so everybody's out of school, and not only is Knottberry

1:25 of school, and not only is Knottberry

1:25 of school, and not only is Knottberry Farm still decked out as Knots Mary

1:28 Farm still decked out as Knots Mary

1:28 Farm still decked out as Knots Mary Farm, but everybody's Knottberry Farm

1:30 Farm, but everybody's Knottberry Farm

1:30 Farm, but everybody's Knottberry Farm annual pass is about to expire. See,

1:33 annual pass is about to expire. See,

1:33 annual pass is about to expire. See, unlike Disneyland, Not Berry Farm's

1:35 unlike Disneyland, Not Berry Farm's

1:35 unlike Disneyland, Not Berry Farm's annual passes only go from January to

1:38 annual passes only go from January to

1:38 annual passes only go from January to January, which means that everybody's

1:40 January, which means that everybody's

1:40 January, which means that everybody's pass expires at the same time. So

1:43 pass expires at the same time. So

1:43 pass expires at the same time. So everybody's here for one last taste of

1:46 everybody's here for one last taste of

1:46 everybody's here for one last taste of the old

1:57 Look at this place. Isn't it glorious?

1:57 Look at this place. Isn't it glorious? There's actually lines for the ride.

1:59 There's actually lines for the ride.

1:59 There's actually lines for the ride. Although, funny enough, even when

2:00 Although, funny enough, even when

2:00 Although, funny enough, even when there's a crowd at Knottberry Farm,

2:03 there's a crowd at Knottberry Farm,

2:03 there's a crowd at Knottberry Farm, nobody seems to be shopping at the

2:05 nobody seems to be shopping at the

2:05 nobody seems to be shopping at the Calico Carver. Soon as I get finished

2:07 Calico Carver. Soon as I get finished

2:07 Calico Carver. Soon as I get finished moving into my new place, I'm going to

2:08 moving into my new place, I'm going to

2:08 moving into my new place, I'm going to have to come here and buy one of these

2:10 have to come here and buy one of these

2:10 have to come here and buy one of these signs just cuz I feel bad. This was a

2:12 signs just cuz I feel bad. This was a

2:12 signs just cuz I feel bad. This was a very weird December for me. Normally

2:14 very weird December for me. Normally

2:14 very weird December for me. Normally Christmas time, I'm going crazy. Usually

2:16 Christmas time, I'm going crazy. Usually

2:16 Christmas time, I'm going crazy. Usually December for me is full of adventure

2:18 December for me is full of adventure

2:18 December for me is full of adventure after adventure, video after video. But

2:20 after adventure, video after video. But

2:20 after adventure, video after video. But this year, I decided not to travel in

2:22 this year, I decided not to travel in

2:22 this year, I decided not to travel in the early part of the month because of

2:23 the early part of the month because of

2:23 the early part of the month because of the meetup that I decided to have. And

2:25 the meetup that I decided to have. And

2:25 the meetup that I decided to have. And then of course, we finally found an

2:26 then of course, we finally found an

2:26 then of course, we finally found an apartment and I've just been moving and

2:28 apartment and I've just been moving and

2:28 apartment and I've just been moving and moving and moving. Even on Christmas

2:30 moving and moving. Even on Christmas

2:30 moving and moving. Even on Christmas day, I was moving. Christmas day, I

2:32 day, I was moving. Christmas day, I

2:32 day, I was moving. Christmas day, I finally moved over my mattress and

2:34 finally moved over my mattress and

2:34 finally moved over my mattress and officially moved into the new house. I

2:37 officially moved into the new house. I

2:37 officially moved into the new house. I spent the day after Christmas

2:38 spent the day after Christmas

2:38 spent the day after Christmas reassembling my bed in the new

2:40 reassembling my bed in the new

2:40 reassembling my bed in the new apartment. It wasn't even like the

2:41 apartment. It wasn't even like the

2:41 apartment. It wasn't even like the holiday season for me. It was like the

2:43 holiday season for me. It was like the

2:43 holiday season for me. It was like the moving season. I feel like I missed out

2:45 moving season. I feel like I missed out

2:46 moving season. I feel like I missed out on Christmas. That's why I knew I had to

2:48 on Christmas. That's why I knew I had to

2:48 on Christmas. That's why I knew I had to head down to Knots Merry Farm and get a

2:51 head down to Knots Merry Farm and get a

2:51 head down to Knots Merry Farm and get a last dose of Christmas cheese. Look at

2:54 last dose of Christmas cheese. Look at

2:54 last dose of Christmas cheese. Look at all the stuff for sale here. See, Knots

2:56 all the stuff for sale here. See, Knots

2:56 all the stuff for sale here. See, Knots Mary Farm is awesome cuz they set up all

2:58 Mary Farm is awesome cuz they set up all

2:58 Mary Farm is awesome cuz they set up all these booths and all these outside

3:00 these booths and all these outside

3:00 these booths and all these outside vendors can come in and sell their

3:02 vendors can come in and sell their

3:02 vendors can come in and sell their wares. Where are all the wares? Oh,

3:05 wares. Where are all the wares? Oh,

3:05 wares. Where are all the wares? Oh, there's the wares. Look, pears. Where

3:07 there's the wares. Look, pears. Where

3:07 there's the wares. Look, pears. Where else are you going to find this much art

3:10 else are you going to find this much art

3:10 else are you going to find this much art on tile? Ah, here we have some good old

3:12 on tile? Ah, here we have some good old

3:12 on tile? Ah, here we have some good old country crafting. Hand tied blankets and

3:15 country crafting. Hand tied blankets and

3:15 country crafting. Hand tied blankets and hand painted signs right across from the

3:17 hand painted signs right across from the

3:17 hand painted signs right across from the old bottle house. You can shop for

3:19 old bottle house. You can shop for

3:19 old bottle house. You can shop for candles and stand in line for some

3:21 candles and stand in line for some

3:21 candles and stand in line for some poison berry pie at the same time. When

3:23 poison berry pie at the same time. When

3:23 poison berry pie at the same time. When I was filming how empty Knots Berry Farm

3:25 I was filming how empty Knots Berry Farm

3:25 I was filming how empty Knots Berry Farm was a few weeks ago, many people

3:27 was a few weeks ago, many people

3:27 was a few weeks ago, many people commented and asked how the heck do they

3:28 commented and asked how the heck do they

3:28 commented and asked how the heck do they stay in business? And this this is how.

3:31 stay in business? And this this is how.

3:31 stay in business? And this this is how. Ooh, check this out. Artistically

3:34 Ooh, check this out. Artistically

3:34 Ooh, check this out. Artistically decorated horseshoes. Hey, look at this

3:36 decorated horseshoes. Hey, look at this

3:36 decorated horseshoes. Hey, look at this one. This is my tartan. That's the

3:38 one. This is my tartan. That's the

3:38 one. This is my tartan. That's the Campbell clan right there. Dang, look at

3:41 Campbell clan right there. Dang, look at

3:41 Campbell clan right there. Dang, look at this. Holy cow, that's a lot of

3:43 this. Holy cow, that's a lot of

3:43 this. Holy cow, that's a lot of horseshoes. And check this out. A

3:46 horseshoes. And check this out. A

3:46 horseshoes. And check this out. A barbwire cross. Regrettable tattoo come

3:49 barbwire cross. Regrettable tattoo come

3:49 barbwire cross. Regrettable tattoo come to life. Ooh, shouldn't make jokes about

3:51 to life. Ooh, shouldn't make jokes about

3:51 to life. Ooh, shouldn't make jokes about crosses. Would you just look at ghost

3:54 crosses. Would you just look at ghost

3:54 crosses. Would you just look at ghost town over here? Handsome Brady. Whiskey

3:57 town over here? Handsome Brady. Whiskey

3:57 town over here? Handsome Brady. Whiskey Bill. These two fellas have seen a lot

3:58 Bill. These two fellas have seen a lot

3:58 Bill. These two fellas have seen a lot of Christmases come and go down here at

4:00 of Christmases come and go down here at

4:00 of Christmases come and go down here at the farm. Hey, you ever think about

4:02 the farm. Hey, you ever think about

4:02 the farm. Hey, you ever think about switching out your whiskey for some

4:03 switching out your whiskey for some

4:03 switching out your whiskey for some eggnog? You know, for the holidays, be

4:05 eggnog? You know, for the holidays, be

4:05 eggnog? You know, for the holidays, be eggnogville. Just for just for a couple

4:07 eggnogville. Just for just for a couple

4:07 eggnogville. Just for just for a couple weeks. No. That's cool. Well, what about

4:10 weeks. No. That's cool. Well, what about

4:10 weeks. No. That's cool. Well, what about you, handsome Brady? No one bought you a

4:12 you, handsome Brady? No one bought you a

4:12 you, handsome Brady? No one bought you a vape for Christmas. You don't want a

4:14 vape for Christmas. You don't want a

4:14 vape for Christmas. You don't want a vape? You don't want to be That's cool.

4:15 vape? You don't want to be That's cool.

4:16 vape? You don't want to be That's cool. Man, these guys hate my jokes. They're a

4:18 Man, these guys hate my jokes. They're a

4:18 Man, these guys hate my jokes. They're a tough audience. Nothing cracks them up.

4:20 tough audience. Nothing cracks them up.

4:20 tough audience. Nothing cracks them up. It's like they're made of stone or

4:21 It's like they're made of stone or

4:21 It's like they're made of stone or something. All concrete and no funny

4:23 something. All concrete and no funny

4:23 something. All concrete and no funny bone. Oh, sick, dude. Look at this. Now,

4:26 bone. Oh, sick, dude. Look at this. Now,

4:26 bone. Oh, sick, dude. Look at this. Now, that's a jacket. They have some pretty

4:28 that's a jacket. They have some pretty

4:28 that's a jacket. They have some pretty awesome stuff at Knots Mary Farm. If I

4:30 awesome stuff at Knots Mary Farm. If I

4:30 awesome stuff at Knots Mary Farm. If I have thought about it, I would have,

4:32 have thought about it, I would have,

4:32 have thought about it, I would have, could have, and should have done most of

4:33 could have, and should have done most of

4:33 could have, and should have done most of my Christmas shopping here. Nothing like

4:35 my Christmas shopping here. Nothing like

4:35 my Christmas shopping here. Nothing like a handforged nail in your stocking to

4:38 a handforged nail in your stocking to

4:38 a handforged nail in your stocking to lift the Christmas spirit. Dude, you

4:40 lift the Christmas spirit. Dude, you

4:40 lift the Christmas spirit. Dude, you know that blacksmith is so pumped up in

4:42 know that blacksmith is so pumped up in

4:42 know that blacksmith is so pumped up in there, which is not only a great

4:43 there, which is not only a great

4:43 there, which is not only a great blacksmithing pun, but look at this.

4:45 blacksmithing pun, but look at this.

4:45 blacksmithing pun, but look at this. He's got quite the audience today. Man,

4:47 He's got quite the audience today. Man,

4:47 He's got quite the audience today. Man, this is so great. They've got a little

4:49 this is so great. They've got a little

4:49 this is so great. They've got a little bit of everything here.

4:52 bit of everything here.

4:52 bit of everything here. Espresso yourself.

4:55 Espresso yourself.

4:55 Espresso yourself. That's a good one. That's awesome.

4:57 That's a good one. That's awesome.

4:57 That's a good one. That's awesome. paintings and signs and birdhouses. Dang

5:00 paintings and signs and birdhouses. Dang

5:00 paintings and signs and birdhouses. Dang and bows galore. Christmas bows

5:03 and bows galore. Christmas bows

5:03 and bows galore. Christmas bows everywhere. Not like the headphones.

5:05 everywhere. Not like the headphones.

5:05 everywhere. Not like the headphones. These kind of bows. Oh, look at this.

5:08 These kind of bows. Oh, look at this.

5:08 These kind of bows. Oh, look at this. Even the regular Knottberry Farm stores

5:10 Even the regular Knottberry Farm stores

5:10 Even the regular Knottberry Farm stores are all decked out for Christmas. Oh

5:13 are all decked out for Christmas. Oh

5:13 are all decked out for Christmas. Oh dear, look at this Christmas tree. Look

5:16 dear, look at this Christmas tree. Look

5:16 dear, look at this Christmas tree. Look at this. Ooh, Ally would love that. Look

5:19 at this. Ooh, Ally would love that. Look

5:19 at this. Ooh, Ally would love that. Look at these little trees. Are they fake? Oh

5:21 at these little trees. Are they fake? Oh

5:22 at these little trees. Are they fake? Oh yeah, they're fake. Even better. Well, I

5:24 yeah, they're fake. Even better. Well, I

5:24 yeah, they're fake. Even better. Well, I better not forget to grab one of these.

5:26 better not forget to grab one of these.

5:26 better not forget to grab one of these. Look at how Christmassy in here. Except

5:28 Look at how Christmassy in here. Except

5:28 Look at how Christmassy in here. Except for these. These aren't Christmy.

5:30 for these. These aren't Christmy.

5:30 for these. These aren't Christmy. They're just awesome. Boen berry

5:33 They're just awesome. Boen berry

5:33 They're just awesome. Boen berry ketchup. Now there's an idea. A lot of

5:35 ketchup. Now there's an idea. A lot of

5:35 ketchup. Now there's an idea. A lot of stuff changed in Knottberry Farm over

5:37 stuff changed in Knottberry Farm over

5:37 stuff changed in Knottberry Farm over the past year. A lot of the older small

5:40 the past year. A lot of the older small

5:40 the past year. A lot of the older small little craft shops have closed here in

5:42 little craft shops have closed here in

5:42 little craft shops have closed here in the past year, mostly to make Ghost Town

5:44 the past year, mostly to make Ghost Town

5:44 the past year, mostly to make Ghost Town feel a little more authentic during the

5:46 feel a little more authentic during the

5:46 feel a little more authentic during the Ghost Town Alive thing. But it's cool to

5:47 Ghost Town Alive thing. But it's cool to

5:47 Ghost Town Alive thing. But it's cool to see some of them have stalls here at Not

5:50 see some of them have stalls here at Not

5:50 see some of them have stalls here at Not Merry Farm. And it's not just little

5:52 Merry Farm. And it's not just little

5:52 Merry Farm. And it's not just little boos.

5:55 boos.

5:55 boos. Hippopotamus.

5:58 Hippopotamus.

5:58 Hippopotamus. No crocodiles.

6:04 I only like hippopotamuses

6:04 I only like hippopotamuses and hippopotamus like me too. One of my

6:07 and hippopotamus like me too. One of my

6:07 and hippopotamus like me too. One of my favorite not Mary farm things is the

6:09 favorite not Mary farm things is the

6:09 favorite not Mary farm things is the wood carvers. Sometimes you get to see

6:11 wood carvers. Sometimes you get to see

6:11 wood carvers. Sometimes you get to see them in their booth with their chainsaws

6:12 them in their booth with their chainsaws

6:12 them in their booth with their chainsaws hacking away like Jason Borhees. Looks

6:15 hacking away like Jason Borhees. Looks

6:15 hacking away like Jason Borhees. Looks like they're on a break right now, which

6:16 like they're on a break right now, which

6:16 like they're on a break right now, which is just too bad because nothing says

6:18 is just too bad because nothing says

6:18 is just too bad because nothing says Christmas like a chainsaw. Would you

6:20 Christmas like a chainsaw. Would you

6:20 Christmas like a chainsaw. Would you like a monkey? I know I would. Check out

6:23 like a monkey? I know I would. Check out

6:23 like a monkey? I know I would. Check out these old millstones over here. These

6:25 these old millstones over here. These

6:25 these old millstones over here. These are from Yuba City, just like my

6:27 are from Yuba City, just like my

6:27 are from Yuba City, just like my girlfriend. They're not as cute, though.

6:29 girlfriend. They're not as cute, though.

6:29 girlfriend. They're not as cute, though. But you know what is cute? Handmade

6:31 But you know what is cute? Handmade

6:31 But you know what is cute? Handmade glass Christmas trees. Dude, look at

6:33 glass Christmas trees. Dude, look at

6:34 glass Christmas trees. Dude, look at this. Dang, this lady's on a roll. She's

6:36 this. Dang, this lady's on a roll. She's

6:36 this. Dang, this lady's on a roll. She's on fire. It's good to see that some

6:38 on fire. It's good to see that some

6:38 on fire. It's good to see that some people can still do stuff. I wish I had

6:40 people can still do stuff. I wish I had

6:40 people can still do stuff. I wish I had a skill like that. The only thing I'm

6:42 a skill like that. The only thing I'm

6:42 a skill like that. The only thing I'm good at making is a mess. Man, it's just

6:44 good at making is a mess. Man, it's just

6:44 good at making is a mess. Man, it's just so crazy to see all these people. Very

6:47 so crazy to see all these people. Very

6:47 so crazy to see all these people. Very popular choice today. Dang, even the

6:49 popular choice today. Dang, even the

6:50 popular choice today. Dang, even the saloon is full. I've never had to stand

6:52 saloon is full. I've never had to stand

6:52 saloon is full. I've never had to stand in line to get a SAS barilla before. Wa!

6:54 in line to get a SAS barilla before. Wa!

6:54 in line to get a SAS barilla before. Wa! Full house right up to the raptors. Look

6:56 Full house right up to the raptors. Look

6:56 Full house right up to the raptors. Look at that up there. You see that right

6:58 at that up there. You see that right

6:58 at that up there. You see that right there? Kentucky dude. A little stronger

7:01 there? Kentucky dude. A little stronger

7:01 there? Kentucky dude. A little stronger than my usual Mountain Dude.

7:04 than my usual Mountain Dude.

7:04 than my usual Mountain Dude. There we go. Christmas burrito.

7:20 Now that's your barilla. Oh, I'm feeling

7:20 Now that's your barilla. Oh, I'm feeling Christmier already. I got to be honest

7:22 Christmier already. I got to be honest

7:22 Christmier already. I got to be honest with you guys, though. As good as this

7:24 with you guys, though. As good as this

7:24 with you guys, though. As good as this is. I didn't come just for the SAS

7:27 is. I didn't come just for the SAS

7:27 is. I didn't come just for the SAS barilla. I'm actually here on another

7:29 barilla. I'm actually here on another

7:29 barilla. I'm actually here on another errand for the new house. All this

7:31 errand for the new house. All this

7:31 errand for the new house. All this moving and domestication has kind of

7:33 moving and domestication has kind of

7:33 moving and domestication has kind of been cramping my style. But I promised

7:35 been cramping my style. But I promised

7:35 been cramping my style. But I promised myself I would try to get everything

7:37 myself I would try to get everything

7:37 myself I would try to get everything done before New Year so I could hit 2017

7:40 done before New Year so I could hit 2017

7:40 done before New Year so I could hit 2017 like a guy who did stuff. So, even

7:43 like a guy who did stuff. So, even

7:43 like a guy who did stuff. So, even though it's been a little boring for me,

7:44 though it's been a little boring for me,

7:44 though it's been a little boring for me, I've been trying to only do things that

7:47 I've been trying to only do things that

7:47 I've been trying to only do things that get the house all finished and moved

7:48 get the house all finished and moved

7:48 get the house all finished and moved into. Luckily, today I was able to

7:50 into. Luckily, today I was able to

7:50 into. Luckily, today I was able to escape for a little Christmas cheer, a

7:51 escape for a little Christmas cheer, a

7:51 escape for a little Christmas cheer, a little notary farm, and get some errands

7:54 little notary farm, and get some errands

7:54 little notary farm, and get some errands done for the house at the same time

7:56 done for the house at the same time

7:56 done for the house at the same time because there's something here I need,

7:58 because there's something here I need,

7:58 because there's something here I need, and I can only get it at Knots Mary

8:00 and I can only get it at Knots Mary

8:00 and I can only get it at Knots Mary Farm. And what I need is soap. But not

8:04 Farm. And what I need is soap. But not

8:04 Farm. And what I need is soap. But not just any old soap will do. Let's see

8:07 just any old soap will do. Let's see

8:07 just any old soap will do. Let's see over here. This is some pretty cool

8:09 over here. This is some pretty cool

8:09 over here. This is some pretty cool soap. Ooh, smells good. But this here is

8:12 soap. Ooh, smells good. But this here is

8:12 soap. Ooh, smells good. But this here is Jade Moon soap. The Jade Moon soap was

8:15 Jade Moon soap. The Jade Moon soap was

8:15 Jade Moon soap. The Jade Moon soap was pretty good, but I'm looking for the

8:16 pretty good, but I'm looking for the

8:16 pretty good, but I'm looking for the best soap of all of the soaps. And I'm

8:20 best soap of all of the soaps. And I'm

8:20 best soap of all of the soaps. And I'm not talking about General Hospital. I'm

8:22 not talking about General Hospital. I'm

8:22 not talking about General Hospital. I'm talking about this magical soap. I

8:25 talking about this magical soap. I

8:25 talking about this magical soap. I bought some of this last year and I had

8:28 bought some of this last year and I had

8:28 bought some of this last year and I had so much fun with the magical soap.

8:30 so much fun with the magical soap.

8:30 so much fun with the magical soap. Magical soap. Magical. Magical soap.

8:33 Magical soap. Magical. Magical soap.

8:33 Magical soap. Magical. Magical soap. Soap. I traded a cow for this magical

8:36 Soap. I traded a cow for this magical

8:36 Soap. I traded a cow for this magical soap. We have come

8:39 soap. We have come

8:39 soap. We have come bearing soap. If you still require human

8:43 bearing soap. If you still require human

8:43 bearing soap. If you still require human blood, please take Brandon. He's young

8:47 blood, please take Brandon. He's young

8:47 blood, please take Brandon. He's young and has nothing to live for. I hope this

8:50 and has nothing to live for. I hope this

8:50 and has nothing to live for. I hope this offering of magical soap pleases you.

8:54 offering of magical soap pleases you.

8:54 offering of magical soap pleases you. And now I need more. I need witch hazel

8:58 And now I need more. I need witch hazel

8:58 And now I need more. I need witch hazel and aloe vera. Ooh, musk, grapefruit,

9:01 and aloe vera. Ooh, musk, grapefruit,

9:01 and aloe vera. Ooh, musk, grapefruit, ginger, sweet pea, oatmeal, and

9:04 ginger, sweet pea, oatmeal, and

9:04 ginger, sweet pea, oatmeal, and lemongrass.

9:07 lemongrass.

9:07 lemongrass. Magical.

9:13 I tried to explain to the lady in there

9:13 I tried to explain to the lady in there why I needed so much magical soap cuz

9:16 why I needed so much magical soap cuz

9:16 why I needed so much magical soap cuz she looked a little confused. But my

9:18 she looked a little confused. But my

9:18 she looked a little confused. But my answer about giant statues often

9:20 answer about giant statues often

9:20 answer about giant statues often requiring a sacrifice of magical soap

9:23 requiring a sacrifice of magical soap

9:23 requiring a sacrifice of magical soap confused her even more. What makes this

9:25 confused her even more. What makes this

9:25 confused her even more. What makes this soap so magical, you ask? Well, if you

9:27 soap so magical, you ask? Well, if you

9:27 soap so magical, you ask? Well, if you have to ask, you wouldn't get it. Oh my

9:29 have to ask, you wouldn't get it. Oh my

9:29 have to ask, you wouldn't get it. Oh my gosh, I'm all paranoid now. Like

9:31 gosh, I'm all paranoid now. Like

9:31 gosh, I'm all paranoid now. Like carrying a large w of cash. I'm getting

9:33 carrying a large w of cash. I'm getting

9:33 carrying a large w of cash. I'm getting paranoid that any second people are

9:34 paranoid that any second people are

9:34 paranoid that any second people are going to notice how much magical soap

9:36 going to notice how much magical soap

9:36 going to notice how much magical soap I've got. Someone's going to mug me for

9:38 I've got. Someone's going to mug me for

9:38 I've got. Someone's going to mug me for my magical soup. There's potential

9:39 my magical soup. There's potential

9:39 my magical soup. There's potential thieves everywhere. See what I'm talking

9:41 thieves everywhere. See what I'm talking

9:41 thieves everywhere. See what I'm talking about? All right, it's time to split. We

9:44 about? All right, it's time to split. We

9:44 about? All right, it's time to split. We got to get out of Notary Farm. Must

9:45 got to get out of Notary Farm. Must

9:46 got to get out of Notary Farm. Must protect the magical soup. Oh, but first,

9:48 protect the magical soup. Oh, but first,

9:48 protect the magical soup. Oh, but first, check this out. Dang. See what I tell

9:52 check this out. Dang. See what I tell

9:52 check this out. Dang. See what I tell you? What's more Christmy than that?

9:55 you? What's more Christmy than that?

9:56 you? What's more Christmy than that? Sick. All right, we got to get out of

9:57 Sick. All right, we got to get out of

9:57 Sick. All right, we got to get out of this place now. To the scorn mobile.

10:00 this place now. To the scorn mobile.

10:00 this place now. To the scorn mobile. Wait a minute. This isn't the exit. I

10:02 Wait a minute. This isn't the exit. I

10:02 Wait a minute. This isn't the exit. I must have taken a wrong turn at Albakoy.

10:05 must have taken a wrong turn at Albakoy.

10:05 must have taken a wrong turn at Albakoy. Oh, I ended up in Santa's barn by

10:06 Oh, I ended up in Santa's barn by

10:06 Oh, I ended up in Santa's barn by accident. Looks like Santa had other

10:08 accident. Looks like Santa had other

10:08 accident. Looks like Santa had other plans. But look at that fun kick with

10:11 plans. But look at that fun kick with

10:11 plans. But look at that fun kick with Woodstock.

10:13 Woodstock.

10:13 Woodstock. Wa! I've never seen Woodstock before.

10:16 Wa! I've never seen Woodstock before.

10:16 Wa! I've never seen Woodstock before. Now that's a fun pick. Oh, this is the

10:18 Now that's a fun pick. Oh, this is the

10:18 Now that's a fun pick. Oh, this is the door I wanted. Wo! Hey, I've never

10:20 door I wanted. Wo! Hey, I've never

10:20 door I wanted. Wo! Hey, I've never noticed that before. The Knots Berry

10:23 noticed that before. The Knots Berry

10:23 noticed that before. The Knots Berry Farm nativity scene. That's cool. Walter

10:26 Farm nativity scene. That's cool. Walter

10:26 Farm nativity scene. That's cool. Walter not would have loved that. All right,

10:28 not would have loved that. All right,

10:28 not would have loved that. All right, time to go. Just weird walking all the

10:29 time to go. Just weird walking all the

10:29 time to go. Just weird walking all the way through the park to the other side.

10:31 way through the park to the other side.

10:31 way through the park to the other side. I almost went out the normal exit, which

10:32 I almost went out the normal exit, which

10:32 I almost went out the normal exit, which would have been a huge mistake. Ah, here

10:34 would have been a huge mistake. Ah, here

10:34 would have been a huge mistake. Ah, here we go. Weird. That's so weird to me.

10:37 we go. Weird. That's so weird to me.

10:38 we go. Weird. That's so weird to me. Backwards. Imagine coming into

10:39 Backwards. Imagine coming into

10:39 Backwards. Imagine coming into Disneyland and leaving the park from

10:41 Disneyland and leaving the park from

10:41 Disneyland and leaving the park from like Ball Road or something. Oh, look at

10:43 like Ball Road or something. Oh, look at

10:43 like Ball Road or something. Oh, look at that. What a fun one. Look at this. The

10:45 that. What a fun one. Look at this. The

10:45 that. What a fun one. Look at this. The whole family. We were done watching you.

10:47 whole family. We were done watching you.

10:47 whole family. We were done watching you. That's awesome. Get ready for this. Fun

10:50 That's awesome. Get ready for this. Fun

10:50 That's awesome. Get ready for this. Fun pig. Fun pig. That's so funny. I walked

10:53 pig. Fun pig. That's so funny. I walked

10:53 pig. Fun pig. That's so funny. I walked out of the exit straight into a whole

10:55 out of the exit straight into a whole

10:55 out of the exit straight into a whole family of people who watch the videos. I

10:57 family of people who watch the videos. I

10:57 family of people who watch the videos. I get really shy about meeting up with

10:59 get really shy about meeting up with

11:00 get really shy about meeting up with people. Like, if something like that's

11:01 people. Like, if something like that's

11:01 people. Like, if something like that's planned out, it would give me anxiety

11:02 planned out, it would give me anxiety

11:02 planned out, it would give me anxiety for real. But for some reason, it's

11:04 for real. But for some reason, it's

11:04 for real. But for some reason, it's totally different when it just happens

11:05 totally different when it just happens

11:05 totally different when it just happens by happen stance. Then I'm like stoked.

11:07 by happen stance. Then I'm like stoked.

11:07 by happen stance. Then I'm like stoked. Like, let's get a fun pick. Now, if I

11:09 Like, let's get a fun pick. Now, if I

11:09 Like, let's get a fun pick. Now, if I could only find my car here. This is a

11:12 could only find my car here. This is a

11:12 could only find my car here. This is a very old timey relic of when this was

11:14 very old timey relic of when this was

11:14 very old timey relic of when this was actually a farm. Parking on the dirt.

11:17 actually a farm. Parking on the dirt.

11:17 actually a farm. Parking on the dirt. Knottberry Farm used to advertise acres

11:19 Knottberry Farm used to advertise acres

11:19 Knottberry Farm used to advertise acres of free parking. Well, it ain't free

11:21 of free parking. Well, it ain't free

11:21 of free parking. Well, it ain't free anymore, but they still have acres of

11:23 anymore, but they still have acres of

11:23 anymore, but they still have acres of it. Too many acres of it. Where the

11:26 it. Too many acres of it. Where the

11:26 it. Too many acres of it. Where the heck? This always happens to me. Oh,

11:29 heck? This always happens to me. Oh,

11:29 heck? This always happens to me. Oh, hey. Well, that's slightly embarrassing.

11:30 hey. Well, that's slightly embarrassing.

11:30 hey. Well, that's slightly embarrassing. There it is.

11:33 There it is.

11:33 There it is. The magical soap is safe now. And

11:35 The magical soap is safe now. And

11:35 The magical soap is safe now. And really, that's all any of us can really

11:37 really, that's all any of us can really

11:37 really, that's all any of us can really ask for. I woke up to some horrible news

11:39 ask for. I woke up to some horrible news

11:39 ask for. I woke up to some horrible news today and found out that Carrie Fischer,

11:42 today and found out that Carrie Fischer,

11:42 today and found out that Carrie Fischer, Princess Leia, had passed away. I think

11:45 Princess Leia, had passed away. I think

11:45 Princess Leia, had passed away. I think I literally spent about 2 and 1/2 hours

11:48 I literally spent about 2 and 1/2 hours

11:48 I literally spent about 2 and 1/2 hours just being so bummed. Dude, all my

11:52 just being so bummed. Dude, all my

11:52 just being so bummed. Dude, all my thoughts and prayers and good vibes for

11:54 thoughts and prayers and good vibes for

11:54 thoughts and prayers and good vibes for her family today. Man, that is so sad.

11:57 her family today. Man, that is so sad.

11:57 her family today. Man, that is so sad. My first crush, Princess Leia. The only

12:00 My first crush, Princess Leia. The only

12:00 My first crush, Princess Leia. The only thing I've said this a million times.

12:01 thing I've said this a million times.

12:01 thing I've said this a million times. The only thing that I really fanboy

12:04 The only thing that I really fanboy

12:04 The only thing that I really fanboy over, like the only celebrities that are

12:06 over, like the only celebrities that are

12:06 over, like the only celebrities that are really like, oh my gosh, celebrities to

12:08 really like, oh my gosh, celebrities to

12:08 really like, oh my gosh, celebrities to me are the people from the original Star

12:10 me are the people from the original Star

12:10 me are the people from the original Star Wars trilogy. And this one, I'm not one

12:14 Wars trilogy. And this one, I'm not one

12:14 Wars trilogy. And this one, I'm not one to cry at celebrity deaths, but I

12:16 to cry at celebrity deaths, but I

12:16 to cry at celebrity deaths, but I actually cried this morning. I mean,

12:18 actually cried this morning. I mean,

12:18 actually cried this morning. I mean, really, really bummed. So, that is

12:20 really, really bummed. So, that is

12:20 really, really bummed. So, that is partially why I had to go today and get

12:22 partially why I had to go today and get

12:22 partially why I had to go today and get some magical soap because one thing I've

12:25 some magical soap because one thing I've

12:25 some magical soap because one thing I've learned over the years is that uh

12:27 learned over the years is that uh

12:27 learned over the years is that uh sadness can't always be stopped. But you

12:29 sadness can't always be stopped. But you

12:29 sadness can't always be stopped. But you can take the edge off with activity just

12:31 can take the edge off with activity just

12:31 can take the edge off with activity just by staying busy, being positive, trying

12:34 by staying busy, being positive, trying

12:34 by staying busy, being positive, trying to to do something. Not all tears are

12:36 to to do something. Not all tears are

12:36 to to do something. Not all tears are evil, and there's definitely a time and

12:38 evil, and there's definitely a time and

12:38 evil, and there's definitely a time and a place for grief. But I got to keep

12:39 a place for grief. But I got to keep

12:39 a place for grief. But I got to keep moving today. That one that's a real

12:41 moving today. That one that's a real

12:41 moving today. That one that's a real bummer. I can't even really process that

12:43 bummer. I can't even really process that

12:43 bummer. I can't even really process that yet. I can't even imagine how her family

12:45 yet. I can't even imagine how her family

12:45 yet. I can't even imagine how her family feels. Millions and millions of fans.

12:48 feels. Millions and millions of fans.

12:48 feels. Millions and millions of fans. That's it's it's all I could say right

12:50 That's it's it's all I could say right

12:50 That's it's it's all I could say right now. Speechless. If you get a chance

12:52 now. Speechless. If you get a chance

12:52 now. Speechless. If you get a chance today, take a moment and look up

12:53 today, take a moment and look up

12:54 today, take a moment and look up Princess Leia's theme from Star Wars.

12:56 Princess Leia's theme from Star Wars.

12:56 Princess Leia's theme from Star Wars. It's all over YouTube. They've got the

12:57 It's all over YouTube. They've got the

12:57 It's all over YouTube. They've got the London Phil Harmonic playing it and

12:59 London Phil Harmonic playing it and

12:59 London Phil Harmonic playing it and stuff. Just take a listen and take a

13:01 stuff. Just take a listen and take a

13:01 stuff. Just take a listen and take a moment for Carrie. All right, that's all

13:03 moment for Carrie. All right, that's all

13:03 moment for Carrie. All right, that's all I'm going to say about that for now

13:05 I'm going to say about that for now

13:05 I'm going to say about that for now because I will literally start crying

13:07 because I will literally start crying

13:07 because I will literally start crying again. So sad. Got to do a couple other

13:09 again. So sad. Got to do a couple other

13:09 again. So sad. Got to do a couple other things today like buy a printer. As I'm

13:12 things today like buy a printer. As I'm

13:12 things today like buy a printer. As I'm sure some of you are aware lately, I've

13:13 sure some of you are aware lately, I've

13:14 sure some of you are aware lately, I've been selling some pins on eBay and part

13:16 been selling some pins on eBay and part

13:16 been selling some pins on eBay and part of the biggest delay, excuse me, in uh

13:20 of the biggest delay, excuse me, in uh

13:20 of the biggest delay, excuse me, in uh shipping out those pins has been that I

13:22 shipping out those pins has been that I

13:22 shipping out those pins has been that I don't have a printer. So today we're

13:25 don't have a printer. So today we're

13:25 don't have a printer. So today we're going to rectify that. Dang, it's pretty

13:27 going to rectify that. Dang, it's pretty

13:27 going to rectify that. Dang, it's pretty common here for 2 days after Christmas.

13:29 common here for 2 days after Christmas.

13:29 common here for 2 days after Christmas. Oh, here we go. Dang, dude. I really

13:32 Oh, here we go. Dang, dude. I really

13:32 Oh, here we go. Dang, dude. I really don't know anything about printers. See,

13:36 don't know anything about printers. See,

13:36 don't know anything about printers. See, some of these printers are super cheap,

13:38 some of these printers are super cheap,

13:38 some of these printers are super cheap, but then you know that the ink will run

13:40 but then you know that the ink will run

13:40 but then you know that the ink will run out fast and you'll have to replace the

13:42 out fast and you'll have to replace the

13:42 out fast and you'll have to replace the ink a lot and it's expensive. That's how

13:44 ink a lot and it's expensive. That's how

13:44 ink a lot and it's expensive. That's how they get you. One of the things I've

13:46 they get you. One of the things I've

13:46 they get you. One of the things I've learned lately, one of the smart things

13:48 learned lately, one of the smart things

13:48 learned lately, one of the smart things for my brain thing is sometimes it's

13:50 for my brain thing is sometimes it's

13:50 for my brain thing is sometimes it's better to spend more money at first and

13:52 better to spend more money at first and

13:52 better to spend more money at first and save you way more money in the long run.

13:55 save you way more money in the long run.

13:55 save you way more money in the long run. Lose money now, save money later, but

13:57 Lose money now, save money later, but

13:57 Lose money now, save money later, but the more money save is bigger than the

14:00 the more money save is bigger than the

14:00 the more money save is bigger than the money. Get it? And now they have those

14:02 money. Get it? And now they have those

14:02 money. Get it? And now they have those new EcoTank printers that supposedly you

14:04 new EcoTank printers that supposedly you

14:04 new EcoTank printers that supposedly you don't have to refill for at least a

14:06 don't have to refill for at least a

14:06 don't have to refill for at least a year. I take that back 2 years. From

14:08 year. I take that back 2 years. From

14:08 year. I take that back 2 years. From what I can tell, they're like two to

14:09 what I can tell, they're like two to

14:09 what I can tell, they're like two to three times as much as a normal printer.

14:12 three times as much as a normal printer.

14:12 three times as much as a normal printer. But then the ink is really expensive.

14:14 But then the ink is really expensive.

14:14 But then the ink is really expensive. And I do do a lot of printing. I think

14:16 And I do do a lot of printing. I think

14:16 And I do do a lot of printing. I think this is one of those times I'm going to

14:18 this is one of those times I'm going to

14:18 this is one of those times I'm going to uh take my best gamble and hope that I

14:20 uh take my best gamble and hope that I

14:20 uh take my best gamble and hope that I didn't screw up. According to a lot of

14:22 didn't screw up. According to a lot of

14:22 didn't screw up. According to a lot of these reviews, the Eco Tank is the

14:24 these reviews, the Eco Tank is the

14:24 these reviews, the Eco Tank is the smarter decision. Oh, what have I gotten

14:26 smarter decision. Oh, what have I gotten

14:26 smarter decision. Oh, what have I gotten myself into?

14:33 Well, that took longer than I thought it

14:33 Well, that took longer than I thought it was going to. I love Best Buy. Something

14:35 was going to. I love Best Buy. Something

14:35 was going to. I love Best Buy. Something about it is just so so pointy. I'm glad

14:39 about it is just so so pointy. I'm glad

14:39 about it is just so so pointy. I'm glad that's done. Of course, I realized just

14:41 that's done. Of course, I realized just

14:41 that's done. Of course, I realized just right now that I don't have any paper.

14:43 right now that I don't have any paper.

14:43 right now that I don't have any paper. Well, no matter. One down, several

14:45 Well, no matter. One down, several

14:45 Well, no matter. One down, several others to go.

15:04 Well, hopefully that makes life easier.

15:04 Well, hopefully that makes life easier. As you can see, things have been coming

15:06 As you can see, things have been coming

15:06 As you can see, things have been coming along here. London's room is almost

15:09 along here. London's room is almost

15:09 along here. London's room is almost well, pretty much finished now. He's got

15:10 well, pretty much finished now. He's got

15:10 well, pretty much finished now. He's got a bed. He's got some stuff over here.

15:13 a bed. He's got some stuff over here.

15:13 a bed. He's got some stuff over here. Little desk over yonder in yawn kitchen.

15:15 Little desk over yonder in yawn kitchen.

15:15 Little desk over yonder in yawn kitchen. We've started to put in some stuff from

15:17 We've started to put in some stuff from

15:18 We've started to put in some stuff from the old house. Got some cups up there.

15:20 the old house. Got some cups up there.

15:20 the old house. Got some cups up there. Couple more cups up here, including some

15:22 Couple more cups up here, including some

15:22 Couple more cups up here, including some very sassy 1985

15:24 very sassy 1985

15:24 very sassy 1985 Burger King Mark Twain commemorative

15:27 Burger King Mark Twain commemorative

15:27 Burger King Mark Twain commemorative cups, which are basically one of my

15:28 cups, which are basically one of my

15:28 cups, which are basically one of my favorite things ever in the world. Look

15:30 favorite things ever in the world. Look

15:30 favorite things ever in the world. Look at that. Got this couch for free that my

15:32 at that. Got this couch for free that my

15:32 at that. Got this couch for free that my parents didn't want anymore. And over

15:34 parents didn't want anymore. And over

15:34 parents didn't want anymore. And over here, we've even got a coffee table that

15:37 here, we've even got a coffee table that

15:38 here, we've even got a coffee table that my grandma didn't want anymore. And

15:39 my grandma didn't want anymore. And

15:40 my grandma didn't want anymore. And since it was a grandma table, you know,

15:41 since it was a grandma table, you know,

15:41 since it was a grandma table, you know, she took really good care of it, washing

15:43 she took really good care of it, washing

15:43 she took really good care of it, washing it and cleaning it and scrubbing it. I

15:45 it and cleaning it and scrubbing it. I

15:45 it and cleaning it and scrubbing it. I don't know what they do. But she hated

15:47 don't know what they do. But she hated

15:47 don't know what they do. But she hated this particular table for the same

15:49 this particular table for the same

15:49 this particular table for the same reason that I love it. Check this out.

15:56 Check this out. This is out of control.

15:56 Check this out. This is out of control. Wo!

15:58 Wo!

15:58 Wo! The coffee table lifts up so you can use

16:01 The coffee table lifts up so you can use

16:01 The coffee table lifts up so you can use it as like a dinner table. Dinner for

16:03 it as like a dinner table. Dinner for

16:04 it as like a dinner table. Dinner for two. A little Netflix, shall you? That

16:06 two. A little Netflix, shall you? That

16:06 two. A little Netflix, shall you? That is pretty awesome right there. And then

16:09 is pretty awesome right there. And then

16:09 is pretty awesome right there. And then last but not least is the biggest,

16:13 last but not least is the biggest,

16:13 last but not least is the biggest, craziest housewarming present I have

16:16 craziest housewarming present I have

16:16 craziest housewarming present I have ever received. You guys remember how I

16:18 ever received. You guys remember how I

16:18 ever received. You guys remember how I went to Disneyland Paris and how I've

16:21 went to Disneyland Paris and how I've

16:21 went to Disneyland Paris and how I've gotten to stay at some really nice

16:23 gotten to stay at some really nice

16:23 gotten to stay at some really nice Disney hotels in Florida? And I've

16:25 Disney hotels in Florida? And I've

16:26 Disney hotels in Florida? And I've always said, and it's true, that I have

16:27 always said, and it's true, that I have

16:27 always said, and it's true, that I have this friend who's a little wealthier

16:30 this friend who's a little wealthier

16:30 this friend who's a little wealthier than you and me. Not us, right, buddy?

16:32 than you and me. Not us, right, buddy?

16:32 than you and me. Not us, right, buddy? Not us. Who's put me up in those places.

16:34 Not us. Who's put me up in those places.

16:34 Not us. Who's put me up in those places. Well, when he heard I was moving out

16:36 Well, when he heard I was moving out

16:36 Well, when he heard I was moving out into my own place, and he knew I didn't

16:38 into my own place, and he knew I didn't

16:38 into my own place, and he knew I didn't really have any furniture. I didn't have

16:40 really have any furniture. I didn't have

16:40 really have any furniture. I didn't have really anything except for, you know, my

16:41 really anything except for, you know, my

16:42 really anything except for, you know, my bedroom stuff, he decided that he needed

16:44 bedroom stuff, he decided that he needed

16:44 bedroom stuff, he decided that he needed to send me a housewarming present.

16:47 to send me a housewarming present.

16:47 to send me a housewarming present. First, he sent me this Blu-ray of the

16:49 First, he sent me this Blu-ray of the

16:49 First, he sent me this Blu-ray of the movie The Room, which is supposedly the

16:51 movie The Room, which is supposedly the

16:51 movie The Room, which is supposedly the worst movie ever made. And then he must

16:53 worst movie ever made. And then he must

16:54 worst movie ever made. And then he must have realized that I needed something to

16:55 have realized that I needed something to

16:55 have realized that I needed something to watch said Blu-ray on. So, he sent me

16:59 watch said Blu-ray on. So, he sent me

16:59 watch said Blu-ray on. So, he sent me this. Would you look at the shines of

17:03 this. Would you look at the shines of

17:03 this. Would you look at the shines of that TV? Look at this colossal beast.

17:06 that TV? Look at this colossal beast.

17:06 that TV? Look at this colossal beast. I'm not much of a TV watcher in general

17:08 I'm not much of a TV watcher in general

17:08 I'm not much of a TV watcher in general and especially for the last 2 years

17:10 and especially for the last 2 years

17:10 and especially for the last 2 years since I haven't had a living room. I

17:12 since I haven't had a living room. I

17:12 since I haven't had a living room. I have really not watched much TV at all.

17:14 have really not watched much TV at all.

17:14 have really not watched much TV at all. He told me he bought me a TV and that it

17:16 He told me he bought me a TV and that it

17:16 He told me he bought me a TV and that it was on the way. Typical me. I didn't

17:19 was on the way. Typical me. I didn't

17:19 was on the way. Typical me. I didn't even think about asking how big the TV

17:21 even think about asking how big the TV

17:21 even think about asking how big the TV was going to be. So, it shows up on a

17:23 was going to be. So, it shows up on a

17:23 was going to be. So, it shows up on a rainy day to my parents' house on the

17:26 rainy day to my parents' house on the

17:26 rainy day to my parents' house on the back of this huge truck attached to this

17:28 back of this huge truck attached to this

17:28 back of this huge truck attached to this huge like wooden pallet thing. Every

17:31 huge like wooden pallet thing. Every

17:31 huge like wooden pallet thing. Every room in the house was full of Christmas

17:33 room in the house was full of Christmas

17:33 room in the house was full of Christmas stuff. It was crazy. We had to load it

17:35 stuff. It was crazy. We had to load it

17:35 stuff. It was crazy. We had to load it on this other truck and bring it over

17:36 on this other truck and bring it over

17:36 on this other truck and bring it over here and stick it over here. I was like,

17:37 here and stick it over here. I was like,

17:37 here and stick it over here. I was like, I don't have anything to put this TV on.

17:39 I don't have anything to put this TV on.

17:39 I don't have anything to put this TV on. So, in my old room, I had all these

17:41 So, in my old room, I had all these

17:41 So, in my old room, I had all these cabinets around my desk. And it was

17:43 cabinets around my desk. And it was

17:43 cabinets around my desk. And it was actually set up from IKEA as a TV whole

17:46 actually set up from IKEA as a TV whole

17:46 actually set up from IKEA as a TV whole entertainment center thing. So, I took

17:48 entertainment center thing. So, I took

17:48 entertainment center thing. So, I took my Christmas gift cards, went down to

17:50 my Christmas gift cards, went down to

17:50 my Christmas gift cards, went down to IKEA, and bought this TV stand, which

17:53 IKEA, and bought this TV stand, which

17:53 IKEA, and bought this TV stand, which was the last piece of a setup that I

17:55 was the last piece of a setup that I

17:55 was the last piece of a setup that I already actually had. And now there's

17:56 already actually had. And now there's

17:56 already actually had. And now there's basically a giant epic 75 in movie

18:00 basically a giant epic 75 in movie

18:00 basically a giant epic 75 in movie screen in my living room. Dude, what do

18:02 screen in my living room. Dude, what do

18:02 screen in my living room. Dude, what do you even do with something that large?

18:05 you even do with something that large?

18:06 you even do with something that large? The TV that I had before this one was I

18:09 The TV that I had before this one was I

18:09 The TV that I had before this one was I can't remember how big, but smaller than

18:11 can't remember how big, but smaller than

18:11 can't remember how big, but smaller than 27 in. Cuz I remember thinking, "Oh, my

18:13 27 in. Cuz I remember thinking, "Oh, my

18:13 27 in. Cuz I remember thinking, "Oh, my computer monitor, my old computer

18:15 computer monitor, my old computer

18:15 computer monitor, my old computer monitor is bigger than my TV. So this

18:17 monitor is bigger than my TV. So this

18:17 monitor is bigger than my TV. So this thing just looks like a Loch Ness

18:19 thing just looks like a Loch Ness

18:19 thing just looks like a Loch Ness monster to me. It's so

18:22 monster to me. It's so

18:22 monster to me. It's so large. The picture on that is so big. We

18:25 large. The picture on that is so big. We

18:25 large. The picture on that is so big. We had to push the couch as far back

18:28 had to push the couch as far back

18:28 had to push the couch as far back towards the door as we could just so

18:30 towards the door as we could just so

18:30 towards the door as we could just so that when we sit on it and watch it, we

18:32 that when we sit on it and watch it, we

18:32 that when we sit on it and watch it, we don't get motion sickness. That is a

18:34 don't get motion sickness. That is a

18:34 don't get motion sickness. That is a princely gift indeed. I haven't watched

18:37 princely gift indeed. I haven't watched

18:38 princely gift indeed. I haven't watched the room yet, but I am planning on

18:40 the room yet, but I am planning on

18:40 the room yet, but I am planning on watching Return of the Jedi now on this

18:43 watching Return of the Jedi now on this

18:43 watching Return of the Jedi now on this beast, which just brings me back to

18:44 beast, which just brings me back to

18:44 beast, which just brings me back to Carrie Fisher

18:46 Carrie Fisher

18:46 Carrie Fisher and the sadness. So, I've got the living

18:48 and the sadness. So, I've got the living

18:48 and the sadness. So, I've got the living room done, the kitchen down there. I've

18:50 room done, the kitchen down there. I've

18:50 room done, the kitchen down there. I've got London's room all finished. And of

18:52 got London's room all finished. And of

18:52 got London's room all finished. And of course, one of the other important

18:54 course, one of the other important

18:54 course, one of the other important rooms. The bathroom is now finished with

18:57 rooms. The bathroom is now finished with

18:57 rooms. The bathroom is now finished with the addition of the magical. So, my

19:00 the addition of the magical. So, my

19:00 the addition of the magical. So, my house is becoming

19:02 house is becoming

19:02 house is becoming a home. So, basically, that's more or

19:04 a home. So, basically, that's more or

19:04 a home. So, basically, that's more or less what I've been up to is moving a

19:06 less what I've been up to is moving a

19:06 less what I've been up to is moving a whole bunch of stuff, setting up a whole

19:07 whole bunch of stuff, setting up a whole

19:07 whole bunch of stuff, setting up a whole bunch of stuff, assembling furniture,

19:09 bunch of stuff, assembling furniture,

19:10 bunch of stuff, assembling furniture, holidays with the family. Check this

19:11 holidays with the family. Check this

19:11 holidays with the family. Check this out. I got a sweet tripod for Christmas

19:13 out. I got a sweet tripod for Christmas

19:13 out. I got a sweet tripod for Christmas from my dad. That was awesome. Now, I've

19:15 from my dad. That was awesome. Now, I've

19:15 from my dad. That was awesome. Now, I've just got to move the rest of my stuff.

19:16 just got to move the rest of my stuff.

19:16 just got to move the rest of my stuff. Put together a bajigazillion cabinets

19:18 Put together a bajigazillion cabinets

19:18 Put together a bajigazillion cabinets around this thing. and then finish the

19:20 around this thing. and then finish the

19:20 around this thing. and then finish the final room, the bedroom. At the moment,

19:24 final room, the bedroom. At the moment,

19:24 final room, the bedroom. At the moment, this is the room that kind of sucks. I

19:28 this is the room that kind of sucks. I

19:28 this is the room that kind of sucks. I was able to finally move the mattress

19:30 was able to finally move the mattress

19:30 was able to finally move the mattress and uh get the bed reassembled over

19:33 and uh get the bed reassembled over

19:33 and uh get the bed reassembled over here. Our first night in the new place

19:34 here. Our first night in the new place

19:34 here. Our first night in the new place was spent on an air mattress on

19:36 was spent on an air mattress on

19:36 was spent on an air mattress on Christmas Eve so that we could wake up

19:38 Christmas Eve so that we could wake up

19:38 Christmas Eve so that we could wake up Christmas morning as the first morning

19:41 Christmas morning as the first morning

19:41 Christmas morning as the first morning in our new place. But after one night on

19:42 in our new place. But after one night on

19:42 in our new place. But after one night on the air mattress, I was like, "Nope,

19:44 the air mattress, I was like, "Nope,

19:44 the air mattress, I was like, "Nope, need a bed." So Christmas day, we got

19:46 need a bed." So Christmas day, we got

19:46 need a bed." So Christmas day, we got this bad boy taken care of. But because

19:48 this bad boy taken care of. But because

19:48 this bad boy taken care of. But because all my clothes in the old house were in

19:49 all my clothes in the old house were in

19:49 all my clothes in the old house were in all those cabinets and stuff like that,

19:51 all those cabinets and stuff like that,

19:51 all those cabinets and stuff like that, we didn't own any kind of dresser. So

19:53 we didn't own any kind of dresser. So

19:53 we didn't own any kind of dresser. So our clothes are kind of in bags and

19:55 our clothes are kind of in bags and

19:55 our clothes are kind of in bags and weird baskets and stuff and piled up.

19:57 weird baskets and stuff and piled up.

19:57 weird baskets and stuff and piled up. I've got my desk reassembled over here.

19:59 I've got my desk reassembled over here.

19:59 I've got my desk reassembled over here. My chair doubles as a wardrobe. Starting

20:00 My chair doubles as a wardrobe. Starting

20:00 My chair doubles as a wardrobe. Starting to move stuff out of my storage. No

20:02 to move stuff out of my storage. No

20:02 to move stuff out of my storage. No place to stick it yet. So it's all just

20:03 place to stick it yet. So it's all just

20:03 place to stick it yet. So it's all just kind of piled up there. We'll have to

20:05 kind of piled up there. We'll have to

20:05 kind of piled up there. We'll have to come and stash a bunch of stuff away in

20:07 come and stash a bunch of stuff away in

20:07 come and stash a bunch of stuff away in this closet. So it's coming along. But

20:09 this closet. So it's coming along. But

20:09 this closet. So it's coming along. But uh this last part of the house is the

20:11 uh this last part of the house is the

20:11 uh this last part of the house is the part that's like gh we got to go through

20:12 part that's like gh we got to go through

20:12 part that's like gh we got to go through how many bags? So, part of me just

20:14 how many bags? So, part of me just

20:14 how many bags? So, part of me just didn't want to film anything or do

20:15 didn't want to film anything or do

20:15 didn't want to film anything or do anything until New Year's and just

20:17 anything until New Year's and just

20:17 anything until New Year's and just finish everything up, which is more or

20:18 finish everything up, which is more or

20:18 finish everything up, which is more or less what's happening, but I couldn't

20:20 less what's happening, but I couldn't

20:20 less what's happening, but I couldn't leave you guys behind. So, that's the

20:22 leave you guys behind. So, that's the

20:22 leave you guys behind. So, that's the long and the short of it today. Got the

20:23 long and the short of it today. Got the

20:23 long and the short of it today. Got the magical soap, which makes a house a

20:25 magical soap, which makes a house a

20:25 magical soap, which makes a house a home. London's room is all set up,

20:27 home. London's room is all set up,

20:27 home. London's room is all set up, including the white elephant present he

20:29 including the white elephant present he

20:29 including the white elephant present he got on Christmas Eve that he likes. Some

20:31 got on Christmas Eve that he likes. Some

20:31 got on Christmas Eve that he likes. Some fuzzy dice there. He was super stoked on

20:33 fuzzy dice there. He was super stoked on

20:33 fuzzy dice there. He was super stoked on having his own space. Now, Alison, of

20:35 having his own space. Now, Alison, of

20:35 having his own space. Now, Alison, of course, is not going to be super excited

20:36 course, is not going to be super excited

20:36 course, is not going to be super excited that I showed you that messy room, but

20:38 that I showed you that messy room, but

20:38 that I showed you that messy room, but it's not our fault. Basically, it's uh

20:40 it's not our fault. Basically, it's uh

20:40 it's not our fault. Basically, it's uh coming along and now I'll have a whole

20:42 coming along and now I'll have a whole

20:42 coming along and now I'll have a whole bunch more pins to send. Which, by the

20:44 bunch more pins to send. Which, by the

20:44 bunch more pins to send. Which, by the way, I just want to mention I have never

20:45 way, I just want to mention I have never

20:45 way, I just want to mention I have never been yelled at more about any one thing

20:48 been yelled at more about any one thing

20:48 been yelled at more about any one thing in my life than I have about these pins.

20:50 in my life than I have about these pins.

20:50 in my life than I have about these pins. The only reason we make the pins is cuz

20:52 The only reason we make the pins is cuz

20:52 The only reason we make the pins is cuz we thought it'd be something cool that

20:53 we thought it'd be something cool that

20:53 we thought it'd be something cool that people would like, and people so far

20:54 people would like, and people so far

20:54 people would like, and people so far have liked them. But eBay only lets me

20:56 have liked them. But eBay only lets me

20:56 have liked them. But eBay only lets me sell so many at a time. But eBay only

20:59 sell so many at a time. But eBay only

20:59 sell so many at a time. But eBay only lets me sell so many at a time. I've

21:01 lets me sell so many at a time. I've

21:01 lets me sell so many at a time. I've looked into a ton of other storefront

21:02 looked into a ton of other storefront

21:02 looked into a ton of other storefront option, all these different options.

21:04 option, all these different options.

21:04 option, all these different options. eBay is the only one that makes sense

21:05 eBay is the only one that makes sense

21:05 eBay is the only one that makes sense for me to use that's the fastest with

21:07 for me to use that's the fastest with

21:07 for me to use that's the fastest with being able to print the shipping, put it

21:08 being able to print the shipping, put it

21:08 being able to print the shipping, put it on, just drop it off at the post office

21:10 on, just drop it off at the post office

21:10 on, just drop it off at the post office cuz I can't spend a lot of time doing

21:11 cuz I can't spend a lot of time doing

21:11 cuz I can't spend a lot of time doing the shipping. What happens worst of all

21:13 the shipping. What happens worst of all

21:13 the shipping. What happens worst of all is that people in other time zones and

21:15 is that people in other time zones and

21:15 is that people in other time zones and countries get all cranky and mad at me

21:16 countries get all cranky and mad at me

21:16 countries get all cranky and mad at me for posting them in California time. But

21:18 for posting them in California time. But

21:18 for posting them in California time. But I live in California. What am I supposed

21:20 I live in California. What am I supposed

21:20 I live in California. What am I supposed to do? Post them when I'm sleeping. So

21:22 to do? Post them when I'm sleeping. So

21:22 to do? Post them when I'm sleeping. So anyway, I'm going to keep posting them.

21:23 anyway, I'm going to keep posting them.

21:23 anyway, I'm going to keep posting them. So if you haven't got one yet, try to be

21:25 So if you haven't got one yet, try to be

21:25 So if you haven't got one yet, try to be patient. There will be more. But one guy

21:27 patient. There will be more. But one guy

21:27 patient. There will be more. But one guy can only do so much. I think or at least

21:29 can only do so much. I think or at least

21:29 can only do so much. I think or at least I'd hope that part of what people like

21:30 I'd hope that part of what people like

21:30 I'd hope that part of what people like about what I'm doing is that it's pretty

21:32 about what I'm doing is that it's pretty

21:32 about what I'm doing is that it's pretty authentic. It's just me and this is how

21:34 authentic. It's just me and this is how

21:34 authentic. It's just me and this is how I really am. I think sometimes people

21:35 I really am. I think sometimes people

21:35 I really am. I think sometimes people expect me to be like a big corporation

21:37 expect me to be like a big corporation

21:37 expect me to be like a big corporation and have departments that can make sure

21:39 and have departments that can make sure

21:39 and have departments that can make sure that the UK gets certain pins at certain

21:41 that the UK gets certain pins at certain

21:41 that the UK gets certain pins at certain times and this can happen and this can

21:42 times and this can happen and this can

21:42 times and this can happen and this can happen. But I don't want to become like

21:43 happen. But I don't want to become like

21:44 happen. But I don't want to become like that. I just want to stay being me, do

21:45 that. I just want to stay being me, do

21:45 that. I just want to stay being me, do as much as I can authentically as me.

21:48 as much as I can authentically as me.

21:48 as much as I can authentically as me. Hey, believe me, if I could afford to

21:49 Hey, believe me, if I could afford to

21:49 Hey, believe me, if I could afford to pay somebody to do all that stuff for me

21:51 pay somebody to do all that stuff for me

21:51 pay somebody to do all that stuff for me so I can just do my thing and not have

21:53 so I can just do my thing and not have

21:53 so I can just do my thing and not have to worry about it, I would. But don't

21:54 to worry about it, I would. But don't

21:54 to worry about it, I would. But don't forget, it's just me. It's just one guy.

21:56 forget, it's just me. It's just one guy.

21:56 forget, it's just me. It's just one guy. Ally helps me sometimes. I got some

21:58 Ally helps me sometimes. I got some

21:58 Ally helps me sometimes. I got some really good friends who help me out

21:59 really good friends who help me out

21:59 really good friends who help me out sometimes. But for the most part, it's

22:01 sometimes. But for the most part, it's

22:01 sometimes. But for the most part, it's just one guy and a chicken over here

22:02 just one guy and a chicken over here

22:02 just one guy and a chicken over here doing the best we can. Right, Julio? So,

22:05 doing the best we can. Right, Julio? So,

22:05 doing the best we can. Right, Julio? So, please be patient with me during this

22:06 please be patient with me during this

22:06 please be patient with me during this busy time. And I promise that more

22:08 busy time. And I promise that more

22:08 busy time. And I promise that more adventures are on the horizon. Actually,

22:11 adventures are on the horizon. Actually,

22:11 adventures are on the horizon. Actually, I've got some pretty banger plans for

22:13 I've got some pretty banger plans for

22:13 I've got some pretty banger plans for 2017, especially once the winter gets

22:16 2017, especially once the winter gets

22:16 2017, especially once the winter gets out of here and everything starts to

22:17 out of here and everything starts to

22:17 out of here and everything starts to thaw out. I cannot wait to get started.

22:20 thaw out. I cannot wait to get started.

22:20 thaw out. I cannot wait to get started. But first, I'm trying to get all this

22:21 But first, I'm trying to get all this

22:21 But first, I'm trying to get all this stuff handled. Oh, I forgot to mention

22:24 stuff handled. Oh, I forgot to mention

22:24 stuff handled. Oh, I forgot to mention this. My great grandmother painted this

22:26 this. My great grandmother painted this

22:26 this. My great grandmother painted this back in the day. looks like about

22:29 back in the day. looks like about

22:29 back in the day. looks like about 197479.

22:34 And my grandmother decided that I needed

22:34 And my grandmother decided that I needed this in my house. I mean, I didn't want

22:35 this in my house. I mean, I didn't want

22:35 this in my house. I mean, I didn't want anyone to throw it away or anything, so

22:37 anyone to throw it away or anything, so

22:37 anyone to throw it away or anything, so I took it. And uh now I have this

22:39 I took it. And uh now I have this

22:39 I took it. And uh now I have this painting of what appears to be a haunted

22:43 painting of what appears to be a haunted

22:43 painting of what appears to be a haunted barn. Dina, when this was in my nana's

22:46 barn. Dina, when this was in my nana's

22:46 barn. Dina, when this was in my nana's house, it just looked like a nice normal

22:48 house, it just looked like a nice normal

22:48 house, it just looked like a nice normal painting, a nice fall scene out there in

22:51 painting, a nice fall scene out there in

22:51 painting, a nice fall scene out there in the wheat fields or wherever. But Ally

22:53 the wheat fields or wherever. But Ally

22:53 the wheat fields or wherever. But Ally walked up to it last night and said,

22:54 walked up to it last night and said,

22:54 walked up to it last night and said, "Ooh, I like it. It looks really scary."

22:57 "Ooh, I like it. It looks really scary."

22:57 "Ooh, I like it. It looks really scary." And now the more I look at it kind of

23:00 And now the more I look at it kind of

23:00 And now the more I look at it kind of the scarier and more ominous this

23:02 the scarier and more ominous this

23:02 the scarier and more ominous this painting becomes. My great-g

23:04 painting becomes. My great-g

23:04 painting becomes. My great-g grandandmother was a very softspoken

23:07 grandandmother was a very softspoken

23:07 grandandmother was a very softspoken small woman. Very polite, very pleasant.

23:10 small woman. Very polite, very pleasant.

23:10 small woman. Very polite, very pleasant. A lot of pee words in there. I don't

23:12 A lot of pee words in there. I don't

23:12 A lot of pee words in there. I don't think she meant to paint something

23:14 think she meant to paint something

23:14 think she meant to paint something horrifying. But the more I look at this

23:16 horrifying. But the more I look at this

23:16 horrifying. But the more I look at this painting, the more convinced I am that

23:17 painting, the more convinced I am that

23:17 painting, the more convinced I am that it's maybe haunted. I'm not an art

23:20 it's maybe haunted. I'm not an art

23:20 it's maybe haunted. I'm not an art critic. What do you guys think? Scary or

23:23 critic. What do you guys think? Scary or

23:23 critic. What do you guys think? Scary or no? Would you hang this on your wall or

23:27 no? Would you hang this on your wall or

23:27 no? Would you hang this on your wall or no? Who's hitting that barn? What's

23:30 no? Who's hitting that barn? What's

23:30 no? Who's hitting that barn? What's happening in there? Anyway, that's all

23:32 happening in there? Anyway, that's all

23:32 happening in there? Anyway, that's all for now, gang. I got to set up a printer

23:34 for now, gang. I got to set up a printer

23:34 for now, gang. I got to set up a printer and get some pins ready to be shipped

23:36 and get some pins ready to be shipped

23:36 and get some pins ready to be shipped out to everybody. Don't worry, though.

23:37 out to everybody. Don't worry, though.

23:38 out to everybody. Don't worry, though. I'll be back cuz we definitely got to go

23:39 I'll be back cuz we definitely got to go

23:39 I'll be back cuz we definitely got to go get at least one more big bite of

23:41 get at least one more big bite of

23:41 get at least one more big bite of Christmas out of DCA and Disneyland. The

23:43 Christmas out of DCA and Disneyland. The

23:43 Christmas out of DCA and Disneyland. The holidays may be over, sort of. But the

23:45 holidays may be over, sort of. But the

23:45 holidays may be over, sort of. But the holiday season's still limping onwards

23:48 holiday season's still limping onwards

23:48 holiday season's still limping onwards into January. I got a lot of Christmas

23:49 into January. I got a lot of Christmas

23:50 into January. I got a lot of Christmas to make up for. So, thanks for coming

23:51 to make up for. So, thanks for coming

23:51 to make up for. So, thanks for coming along with me. For now, we've done our

23:54 along with me. For now, we've done our

23:54 along with me. For now, we've done our duty. We can go home and stare at the

23:59 duty. We can go home and stare at the

23:59 duty. We can go home and stare at the painting. That thing scares me more than

24:01 painting. That thing scares me more than

24:01 painting. That thing scares me more than Julio. Just kidding, Julio. Didn't know

24:04 Julio. Just kidding, Julio. Didn't know

24:04 Julio. Just kidding, Julio. Didn't know you were standing there. All right,

24:05 you were standing there. All right,

24:05 you were standing there. All right, guys. I'll see you later. And instead of

24:07 guys. I'll see you later. And instead of

24:07 guys. I'll see you later. And instead of the usual theme song out, I'm going to

24:09 the usual theme song out, I'm going to

24:09 the usual theme song out, I'm going to give you a little taste of the holidays.

24:11 give you a little taste of the holidays.

24:11 give you a little taste of the holidays. Goodbye.

24:21 Santa Claus.

24:21 Santa Claus. Here comes Santa Claus. Here comes Santa

24:23 Here comes Santa Claus. Here comes Santa

24:23 Here comes Santa Claus. Here comes Santa Claus. Santa Claus

24:29 of toys

24:30 of toys again.

24:37 Jingle jingle. What a beautiful

24:37 Jingle jingle. What a beautiful jump ring.

24:48 Here comes Santa Claus. Here comes Santa Claus. Down Santa Claus.

24:58 Wow. Bells are ringing.

24:58 Wow. Bells are ringing. Children singing Frosty the Snowman.

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