Mark Twain's Haunted House..!?

0:03 Ladies and gentlemen, the mighty

0:03 Ladies and gentlemen, the mighty Mississippi, the big muddy, the big

0:06 Mississippi, the big muddy, the big

0:06 Mississippi, the big muddy, the big river, the father of waters. Would you

0:08 river, the father of waters. Would you

0:08 river, the father of waters. Would you look at the sh of that stream? This is

0:12 look at the sh of that stream? This is

0:12 look at the sh of that stream? This is my happy place. Welcome to Hannibal.

0:15 my happy place. Welcome to Hannibal.

0:15 my happy place. Welcome to Hannibal. Before I head all the way back to

0:16 Before I head all the way back to

0:16 Before I head all the way back to California, I knew I needed a little

0:18 California, I knew I needed a little

0:18 California, I knew I needed a little rest. So, we came here to my favorite

0:21 rest. So, we came here to my favorite

0:21 rest. So, we came here to my favorite place today. Hannibal, Missouri is full

0:23 place today. Hannibal, Missouri is full

0:23 place today. Hannibal, Missouri is full of motorcycles. They're having

0:25 of motorcycles. They're having

0:25 of motorcycles. They're having themselves a little bit of a biker party

0:27 themselves a little bit of a biker party

0:27 themselves a little bit of a biker party here today. There's so many bikers here,

0:29 here today. There's so many bikers here,

0:29 here today. There's so many bikers here, you'd be tempted to think that they have

0:31 you'd be tempted to think that they have

0:31 you'd be tempted to think that they have enough to form a wolf pack. But there's

0:33 enough to form a wolf pack. But there's

0:33 enough to form a wolf pack. But there's no pack here. Just lone wolves. A lot of

0:38 no pack here. Just lone wolves. A lot of

0:38 no pack here. Just lone wolves. A lot of lone wolves. This is the lone wolf no

0:41 lone wolves. This is the lone wolf no

0:41 lone wolves. This is the lone wolf no club. A gathering of the lone wolves. I

0:44 club. A gathering of the lone wolves. I

0:44 club. A gathering of the lone wolves. I ride solo, honey, with all my friends.

0:46 ride solo, honey, with all my friends.

0:46 ride solo, honey, with all my friends. Now, normally Hannibal isn't known for

0:48 Now, normally Hannibal isn't known for

0:48 Now, normally Hannibal isn't known for its heavy metals and its bicycles.

0:50 its heavy metals and its bicycles.

0:50 its heavy metals and its bicycles. Normally, it's known for its beautiful

0:52 Normally, it's known for its beautiful

0:52 Normally, it's known for its beautiful white fence because this was the boyhood

0:55 white fence because this was the boyhood

0:55 white fence because this was the boyhood home of Mark Twain. This is the home and

0:58 home of Mark Twain. This is the home and

0:58 home of Mark Twain. This is the home and the town he had in mind when he wrote

1:00 the town he had in mind when he wrote

1:00 the town he had in mind when he wrote The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, which

1:03 The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, which

1:03 The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, which means in a way that this is Tom Sawyer's

1:05 means in a way that this is Tom Sawyer's

1:06 means in a way that this is Tom Sawyer's house, and that is Tom Sawyer's fence.

1:09 house, and that is Tom Sawyer's fence.

1:09 house, and that is Tom Sawyer's fence. People from around the world come here

1:11 People from around the world come here

1:11 People from around the world come here to paint this fence. Get painting. Time

1:13 to paint this fence. Get painting. Time

1:13 to paint this fence. Get painting. Time to paint. It ain't every day that a girl

1:15 to paint. It ain't every day that a girl

1:15 to paint. It ain't every day that a girl gets to paint a fence. You love painting

1:17 gets to paint a fence. You love painting

1:17 gets to paint a fence. You love painting anyways, though, in real life. It's your

1:19 anyways, though, in real life. It's your

1:19 anyways, though, in real life. It's your favorite. Look at that. You now owe me

1:23 favorite. Look at that. You now owe me

1:23 favorite. Look at that. You now owe me one dead rat on a string for me to swing

1:25 one dead rat on a string for me to swing

1:25 one dead rat on a string for me to swing around. Read the book. It's good. Of

1:27 around. Read the book. It's good. Of

1:27 around. Read the book. It's good. Of course, I filmed all of this before very

1:29 course, I filmed all of this before very

1:29 course, I filmed all of this before very extensively. We're coming into Mark

1:31 extensively. We're coming into Mark

1:31 extensively. We're coming into Mark Twain/tom Sawyer's bedroom. It's one of

1:34 Twain/tom Sawyer's bedroom. It's one of

1:34 Twain/tom Sawyer's bedroom. It's one of my favorite things on the world. I'm not

1:36 my favorite things on the world. I'm not

1:36 my favorite things on the world. I'm not going to take you through the entire

1:38 going to take you through the entire

1:38 going to take you through the entire house today. I'm not going to take you

1:39 house today. I'm not going to take you

1:39 house today. I'm not going to take you through the entire house today. After

1:41 through the entire house today. After

1:41 through the entire house today. After all, I am supposed to be resting. But if

1:43 all, I am supposed to be resting. But if

1:43 all, I am supposed to be resting. But if you've never seen it or you'd like a

1:45 you've never seen it or you'd like a

1:45 you've never seen it or you'd like a little refresher, I was here last year

1:47 little refresher, I was here last year

1:47 little refresher, I was here last year filming all the different museums of

1:50 filming all the different museums of

1:50 filming all the different museums of Hannibal. We had some great old times on

1:52 Hannibal. We had some great old times on

1:52 Hannibal. We had some great old times on the Mississippi. So, I'd like to ask

1:54 the Mississippi. So, I'd like to ask

1:54 the Mississippi. So, I'd like to ask you, if you haven't seen them, go back

1:56 you, if you haven't seen them, go back

1:56 you, if you haven't seen them, go back and look for those videos. They're fun

1:58 and look for those videos. They're fun

1:58 and look for those videos. They're fun to watch. Look at that, Ally. You're in

1:59 to watch. Look at that, Ally. You're in

2:00 to watch. Look at that, Ally. You're in Tom Sawyer's bedroom. Hey, no girls

2:02 Tom Sawyer's bedroom. Hey, no girls

2:02 Tom Sawyer's bedroom. Hey, no girls allowed in here. Some people say that

2:04 allowed in here. Some people say that

2:04 allowed in here. Some people say that I'm today's Tomy

2:07 I'm today's Tomy

2:07 I'm today's Tomy Tomy.

2:09 Tomy.

2:09 Tomy. Not a Rush fan. That's cool. I love

2:11 Not a Rush fan. That's cool. I love

2:11 Not a Rush fan. That's cool. I love Hannibal. I love it more when there

2:12 Hannibal. I love it more when there

2:12 Hannibal. I love it more when there isn't as much like her music wafting

2:15 isn't as much like her music wafting

2:15 isn't as much like her music wafting through the Mark Twain Historical

2:17 through the Mark Twain Historical

2:17 through the Mark Twain Historical District, but a little Van Halen never

2:19 District, but a little Van Halen never

2:19 District, but a little Van Halen never hurt anybody. All right, we're going to

2:20 hurt anybody. All right, we're going to

2:20 hurt anybody. All right, we're going to keep it short and sweet because I'm

2:21 keep it short and sweet because I'm

2:21 keep it short and sweet because I'm supposed to be resting before the long

2:23 supposed to be resting before the long

2:23 supposed to be resting before the long drive back. But even though we're not

2:25 drive back. But even though we're not

2:25 drive back. But even though we're not going to take an extensive look at

2:27 going to take an extensive look at

2:27 going to take an extensive look at Hannibal today, I am planning on coming

2:29 Hannibal today, I am planning on coming

2:29 Hannibal today, I am planning on coming back in the future after all. There is

2:31 back in the future after all. There is

2:31 back in the future after all. There is one thing I'd like to show you. The

2:34 one thing I'd like to show you. The

2:34 one thing I'd like to show you. The haunted house on Hill Street. Now, this

2:37 haunted house on Hill Street. Now, this

2:37 haunted house on Hill Street. Now, this house has pretty much nothing to do with

2:39 house has pretty much nothing to do with

2:39 house has pretty much nothing to do with Mark Twain's history. But because there

2:41 Mark Twain's history. But because there

2:41 Mark Twain's history. But because there is a haunted house briefly featured in

2:44 is a haunted house briefly featured in

2:44 is a haunted house briefly featured in the book Tom Sawyer and this house is

2:46 the book Tom Sawyer and this house is

2:46 the book Tom Sawyer and this house is only steps away from the quote unquote

2:48 only steps away from the quote unquote

2:48 only steps away from the quote unquote Tom Sawyer house. Someone had the

2:50 Tom Sawyer house. Someone had the

2:50 Tom Sawyer house. Someone had the brilliant idea of turning this into a

2:53 brilliant idea of turning this into a

2:53 brilliant idea of turning this into a tourist attraction. And boy, what a

2:56 tourist attraction. And boy, what a

2:56 tourist attraction. And boy, what a tourist attraction. First, when you

2:57 tourist attraction. First, when you

2:57 tourist attraction. First, when you enter this building, you go through the

2:59 enter this building, you go through the

2:59 enter this building, you go through the Mark Twain His Family and Friends Wax

3:02 Mark Twain His Family and Friends Wax

3:02 Mark Twain His Family and Friends Wax Museum exhibit. One of the weirdest,

3:05 Museum exhibit. One of the weirdest,

3:05 Museum exhibit. One of the weirdest, strangest looking wax museum exhibit

3:08 strangest looking wax museum exhibit

3:08 strangest looking wax museum exhibit things ever. Boy howdy, those faces.

3:12 things ever. Boy howdy, those faces.

3:12 things ever. Boy howdy, those faces. This is crazy. These are all made from

3:15 This is crazy. These are all made from

3:15 This is crazy. These are all made from real human hair and in some cases, real

3:18 real human hair and in some cases, real

3:18 real human hair and in some cases, real human teeth. There's Engine Joe. There's

3:22 human teeth. There's Engine Joe. There's

3:22 human teeth. There's Engine Joe. There's Mark Twain's parents. There's Mark

3:23 Mark Twain's parents. There's Mark

3:23 Mark Twain's parents. There's Mark Twain. No idea who's next to him. And

3:26 Twain. No idea who's next to him. And

3:26 Twain. No idea who's next to him. And here's a bunch of his characters. Pap

3:29 here's a bunch of his characters. Pap

3:29 here's a bunch of his characters. Pap Finn, Aunt Polly, Tom Sawyer, and

3:31 Finn, Aunt Polly, Tom Sawyer, and

3:31 Finn, Aunt Polly, Tom Sawyer, and Huckleberry Finn. You don't even need to

3:33 Huckleberry Finn. You don't even need to

3:33 Huckleberry Finn. You don't even need to go in the haunted house. The wax museum

3:35 go in the haunted house. The wax museum

3:35 go in the haunted house. The wax museum is pretty scary by itself. What do you

3:37 is pretty scary by itself. What do you

3:37 is pretty scary by itself. What do you think? Scary. Little weird, right?

3:41 think? Scary. Little weird, right?

3:41 think? Scary. Little weird, right? Pretty cool though. Pretty cool. Please

3:44 Pretty cool though. Pretty cool. Please

3:44 Pretty cool though. Pretty cool. Please get me out of this wax museum. I'm

3:48 get me out of this wax museum. I'm

3:48 get me out of this wax museum. I'm Meredith from the office. Weird.

3:53 Meredith from the office. Weird.

3:53 Meredith from the office. Weird. Just wait for the narration to end here.

3:55 Just wait for the narration to end here.

3:55 Just wait for the narration to end here. Okay, it's over. And now we enter the

3:59 Okay, it's over. And now we enter the

4:00 Okay, it's over. And now we enter the haunted

4:01 haunted

4:01 haunted fun house.

4:03 fun house.

4:03 fun house. Scary. Are you ready? Mhm. You love

4:06 Scary. Are you ready? Mhm. You love

4:06 Scary. Are you ready? Mhm. You love haunted houses though. Mhm. Why you look

4:08 haunted houses though. Mhm. Why you look

4:08 haunted houses though. Mhm. Why you look so scared? Ooh, look at that guy. It is

4:11 so scared? Ooh, look at that guy. It is

4:11 so scared? Ooh, look at that guy. It is really extra extra dark in here. What

4:15 really extra extra dark in here. What

4:15 really extra extra dark in here. What was that sound? Scary.

4:22 Oh, there's a little air jet right

4:22 Oh, there's a little air jet right there. That scared me out. Okay, I'm

4:25 there. That scared me out. Okay, I'm

4:25 there. That scared me out. Okay, I'm going. Oh, plastic skeleton. Oh no,

4:28 going. Oh, plastic skeleton. Oh no,

4:28 going. Oh, plastic skeleton. Oh no, Blair Witch handprints on the wall.

4:31 Blair Witch handprints on the wall.

4:31 Blair Witch handprints on the wall. What's this? Oh no, a What the heck was

4:36 What's this? Oh no, a What the heck was

4:36 What's this? Oh no, a What the heck was that? An alien. There was an alien in

4:38 that? An alien. There was an alien in

4:38 that? An alien. There was an alien in there. What's that giant black thing in

4:41 there. What's that giant black thing in

4:41 there. What's that giant black thing in the back right there? You're the one who

4:42 the back right there? You're the one who

4:42 the back right there? You're the one who always wants to do this and now you're

4:44 always wants to do this and now you're

4:44 always wants to do this and now you're scared. You okay there?

4:48 scared. You okay there?

4:48 scared. You okay there? Come on, Ally. Come on. You can do it.

4:52 Come on, Ally. Come on. You can do it.

4:52 Come on, Ally. Come on. You can do it. You're halfway there. Come on. No.

4:56 You're halfway there. Come on. No.

4:56 You're halfway there. Come on. No. Through the hallway of death. Oh. Oh,

4:59 Through the hallway of death. Oh. Oh,

4:59 Through the hallway of death. Oh. Oh, there's something touching my legs. What

5:00 there's something touching my legs. What

5:00 there's something touching my legs. What the heck? What is this?

5:03 the heck? What is this?

5:03 the heck? What is this? Dragons.

5:05 Dragons.

5:06 Dragons. It's a spinning snake. I don't know why

5:09 It's a spinning snake. I don't know why

5:09 It's a spinning snake. I don't know why that scared me. It barked like a dog.

5:12 that scared me. It barked like a dog.

5:12 that scared me. It barked like a dog. Oh, my grandma's in here. Help.

5:15 Oh, my grandma's in here. Help.

5:15 Oh, my grandma's in here. Help. [Music]

5:22 Oh, more touching things to the legs.

5:22 Oh, more touching things to the legs. You okay? Come on. You love horror

5:25 You okay? Come on. You love horror

5:25 You okay? Come on. You love horror movies. You can go first this time.

5:28 movies. You can go first this time.

5:28 movies. You can go first this time. Okay. Just the old graveyard. Nothing

5:31 Okay. Just the old graveyard. Nothing

5:31 Okay. Just the old graveyard. Nothing scary about that. Be right after the

5:33 scary about that. Be right after the

5:33 scary about that. Be right after the and bull fight. Makers and sheriff

5:37 and bull fight. Makers and sheriff

5:37 and bull fight. Makers and sheriff pretending the barrel of champ. What is

5:40 pretending the barrel of champ. What is

5:40 pretending the barrel of champ. What is it? Somebody's answering machine

5:41 it? Somebody's answering machine

5:41 it? Somebody's answering machine message.

5:42 message.

5:42 message. [Music]

5:44 [Music]

5:44 [Music] Look at that one right there. Thankful

5:46 Look at that one right there. Thankful

5:46 Look at that one right there. Thankful his wife died. Oh yeah. Not funny. Well,

5:49 his wife died. Oh yeah. Not funny. Well,

5:49 his wife died. Oh yeah. Not funny. Well, at least this room wasn't scary.

5:52 at least this room wasn't scary.

5:52 at least this room wasn't scary. [Music]

5:55 [Music] Okay, ally. Come on. That was the last

5:57 Okay, ally. Come on. That was the last

5:57 Okay, ally. Come on. That was the last one, I think.

6:04 You're okay.

6:04 You're okay. What a fun time.

6:10 Okay.

6:10 Okay. And that's it. We're safe now. I say any

6:12 And that's it. We're safe now. I say any

6:12 And that's it. We're safe now. I say any haunted house that puts you in danger of

6:14 haunted house that puts you in danger of

6:14 haunted house that puts you in danger of having a heart attack where they don't

6:15 having a heart attack where they don't

6:15 having a heart attack where they don't even need human beings to jump out at

6:17 even need human beings to jump out at

6:17 even need human beings to jump out at you is a good haunted house. All right.

6:19 you is a good haunted house. All right.

6:19 you is a good haunted house. All right. And now I really do need to go get some

6:22 And now I really do need to go get some

6:22 And now I really do need to go get some sleep. I have to completely unpack and

6:24 sleep. I have to completely unpack and

6:24 sleep. I have to completely unpack and repack the car, get some stuff ready to

6:26 repack the car, get some stuff ready to

6:26 repack the car, get some stuff ready to send back home with her on the plane

6:28 send back home with her on the plane

6:28 send back home with her on the plane tomorrow. I'm tempted to just stay in

6:30 tomorrow. I'm tempted to just stay in

6:30 tomorrow. I'm tempted to just stay in Hannibal for another week. There's a lot

6:31 Hannibal for another week. There's a lot

6:31 Hannibal for another week. There's a lot of stuff that I want to film here, but

6:33 of stuff that I want to film here, but

6:33 of stuff that I want to film here, but in the short term, I've been gone a long

6:35 in the short term, I've been gone a long

6:35 in the short term, I've been gone a long time. It's time to get back home. The

6:36 time. It's time to get back home. The

6:36 time. It's time to get back home. The important part is that I brought Ally

6:38 important part is that I brought Ally

6:38 important part is that I brought Ally here to Hannibal and she loved it. It

6:41 here to Hannibal and she loved it. It

6:41 here to Hannibal and she loved it. It is, after all, my favorite place.

6:43 is, after all, my favorite place.

6:43 is, after all, my favorite place. Imagine if you were in a relationship,

6:44 Imagine if you were in a relationship,

6:44 Imagine if you were in a relationship, ladies, with a guy who didn't like

6:46 ladies, with a guy who didn't like

6:46 ladies, with a guy who didn't like Disneyland or something like that. you'd

6:47 Disneyland or something like that. you'd

6:47 Disneyland or something like that. you'd want to know before you went getting

6:49 want to know before you went getting

6:49 want to know before you went getting hitched or engaged or anything. There's

6:50 hitched or engaged or anything. There's

6:50 hitched or engaged or anything. There's been a lot of changes here actually and

6:52 been a lot of changes here actually and

6:52 been a lot of changes here actually and I hope that I can come back soon and

6:54 I hope that I can come back soon and

6:54 I hope that I can come back soon and show you some of them. But for now, my

6:55 show you some of them. But for now, my

6:55 show you some of them. But for now, my friends, we've done our duty. It's time

6:58 friends, we've done our duty. It's time

6:58 friends, we've done our duty. It's time to hotel and sleep well. See you

7:01 to hotel and sleep well. See you

7:01 to hotel and sleep well. See you tomorrow.

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