Paris Streets & Mark Twain Slept Here!

0:03 You know, every once in a while I take a

0:03 You know, every once in a while I take a look around me and I wonder just where

0:07 look around me and I wonder just where

0:07 look around me and I wonder just where in the heck have I landed. It's the

0:10 in the heck have I landed. It's the

0:10 in the heck have I landed. It's the sometimes vlog

0:14 sometimes vlog

0:14 sometimes vlog [Music]

0:17 [Music]

0:17 [Music] and it's a vlog that happens sometimes.

0:19 and it's a vlog that happens sometimes.

0:19 and it's a vlog that happens sometimes. And this right here is a concar

0:22 And this right here is a concar

0:22 And this right here is a concar which I think means the council of state

0:24 which I think means the council of state

0:24 which I think means the council of state which is I think some sort of very high

0:26 which is I think some sort of very high

0:26 which is I think some sort of very high level legal office of the government of

0:29 level legal office of the government of

0:29 level legal office of the government of France that was set up in 1799 by

0:32 France that was set up in 1799 by

0:32 France that was set up in 1799 by Napoleon Bonapart to replace the king's

0:34 Napoleon Bonapart to replace the king's

0:34 Napoleon Bonapart to replace the king's council and these guys advise like the

0:36 council and these guys advise like the

0:36 council and these guys advise like the president of France and do crazy stuff

0:38 president of France and do crazy stuff

0:38 president of France and do crazy stuff and I don't think they're like the

0:40 and I don't think they're like the

0:40 and I don't think they're like the supreme court but I think they kind of

0:41 supreme court but I think they kind of

0:41 supreme court but I think they kind of like do other things that are sort of

0:43 like do other things that are sort of

0:43 like do other things that are sort of crazy like that in the government and

0:46 crazy like that in the government and

0:46 crazy like that in the government and wow welcome back everyone to Paris. cuz

0:49 wow welcome back everyone to Paris. cuz

0:49 wow welcome back everyone to Paris. cuz it's a vlog that happens sometimes

0:52 it's a vlog that happens sometimes

0:52 it's a vlog that happens sometimes on the other side of the let's see the

0:56 on the other side of the let's see the

0:56 on the other side of the let's see the pale de royal so the royal palace

0:58 pale de royal so the royal palace

0:58 pale de royal so the royal palace question mark of France over here uh

1:01 question mark of France over here uh

1:01 question mark of France over here uh where the council of state is is the

1:04 where the council of state is is the

1:04 where the council of state is is the place of the royal palace and across

1:06 place of the royal palace and across

1:06 place of the royal palace and across this little courtyard which is called a

1:07 this little courtyard which is called a

1:08 this little courtyard which is called a place I'm really confused by French and

1:09 place I'm really confused by French and

1:09 place I'm really confused by French and the French language and I'm exposing my

1:11 the French language and I'm exposing my

1:11 the French language and I'm exposing my ignorance because I don't speak any

1:12 ignorance because I don't speak any

1:12 ignorance because I don't speak any French and I can't pronounce anything in

1:14 French and I can't pronounce anything in

1:14 French and I can't pronounce anything in French either is this the museum of the

1:17 French either is this the museum of the

1:17 French either is this the museum of the lou The Muse Dulu, the Lou, the famous

1:21 lou The Muse Dulu, the Lou, the famous

1:21 lou The Muse Dulu, the Lou, the famous Lou, the one that last time I was in

1:23 Lou, the one that last time I was in

1:23 Lou, the one that last time I was in France, we looked at the what's it

1:26 France, we looked at the what's it

1:26 France, we looked at the what's it called with the smiling and the lady,

1:27 called with the smiling and the lady,

1:27 called with the smiling and the lady, what's her name? Lisa. Huh? The lady

1:29 what's her name? Lisa. Huh? The lady

1:29 what's her name? Lisa. Huh? The lady Lisa. The Mona Lisa. We looked at the

1:32 Lisa. The Mona Lisa. We looked at the

1:32 Lisa. The Mona Lisa. We looked at the Mona Lisa and the Venus Demo in there.

1:34 Mona Lisa and the Venus Demo in there.

1:34 Mona Lisa and the Venus Demo in there. And I am headed back into the Lou today.

1:37 And I am headed back into the Lou today.

1:37 And I am headed back into the Lou today. But I wanted to stop right here on my

1:39 But I wanted to stop right here on my

1:39 But I wanted to stop right here on my way from the train station, which I

1:40 way from the train station, which I

1:40 way from the train station, which I popped up from that little train station

1:42 popped up from that little train station

1:42 popped up from that little train station right there, and take a look around.

1:44 right there, and take a look around.

1:44 right there, and take a look around. Okay, not only do we have the royal

1:45 Okay, not only do we have the royal

1:45 Okay, not only do we have the royal paler in the castle state, but we have

1:47 paler in the castle state, but we have

1:47 paler in the castle state, but we have this little area over here over on the R

1:50 this little area over here over on the R

1:50 this little area over here over on the R de Roan over there, which I thought was

1:53 de Roan over there, which I thought was

1:53 de Roan over there, which I thought was kind of cool for you Tolken fans.

1:54 kind of cool for you Tolken fans.

1:54 kind of cool for you Tolken fans. There's a Rohan street in France. Look

1:57 There's a Rohan street in France. Look

1:57 There's a Rohan street in France. Look at all the French leiness. All I could

1:59 at all the French leiness. All I could

2:00 at all the French leiness. All I could think of is how we were in Epcot about 2

2:01 think of is how we were in Epcot about 2

2:01 think of is how we were in Epcot about 2 weeks ago or so, maybe less than that,

2:03 weeks ago or so, maybe less than that,

2:03 weeks ago or so, maybe less than that, looking at France in Epcot, and now I'm

2:05 looking at France in Epcot, and now I'm

2:06 looking at France in Epcot, and now I'm here in the real France once again in

2:07 here in the real France once again in

2:07 here in the real France once again in Paris looking at all the little details

2:09 Paris looking at all the little details

2:09 Paris looking at all the little details and things and the French pigeons.

2:17 Please come back, please. He doesn't

2:17 Please come back, please. He doesn't like me. He knows I don't really speak

2:19 like me. He knows I don't really speak

2:19 like me. He knows I don't really speak French. Oh, okay. Uh, looking at all the

2:23 French. Oh, okay. Uh, looking at all the

2:23 French. Oh, okay. Uh, looking at all the little details here, like, look at this

2:24 little details here, like, look at this

2:24 little details here, like, look at this trash, man. How French. And look at the

2:26 trash, man. How French. And look at the

2:26 trash, man. How French. And look at the light pole with the lion heads on it.

2:28 light pole with the lion heads on it.

2:28 light pole with the lion heads on it. How French. And look at that guy. You're

2:30 How French. And look at that guy. You're

2:30 How French. And look at that guy. You're going to see a lot of people dressed

2:31 going to see a lot of people dressed

2:31 going to see a lot of people dressed very weird in the background because

2:32 very weird in the background because

2:32 very weird in the background because this is apparently fashion week in

2:34 this is apparently fashion week in

2:34 this is apparently fashion week in France. So, when I got off the plane uh

2:36 France. So, when I got off the plane uh

2:36 France. So, when I got off the plane uh at Charles de Gaul airport here in

2:39 at Charles de Gaul airport here in

2:39 at Charles de Gaul airport here in Paris, there were actually this really

2:41 Paris, there were actually this really

2:41 Paris, there were actually this really nice lady in front of me who was talking

2:42 nice lady in front of me who was talking

2:42 nice lady in front of me who was talking to me and say, "See, look at this lady

2:44 to me and say, "See, look at this lady

2:44 to me and say, "See, look at this lady over here getting her picture taken.

2:45 over here getting her picture taken.

2:45 over here getting her picture taken. Fashion week." You see what I'm saying?

2:47 Fashion week." You see what I'm saying?

2:47 Fashion week." You see what I'm saying? Uh she was talk, she was saying

2:48 Uh she was talk, she was saying

2:48 Uh she was talk, she was saying something like, "Oh, first time in Paris

2:49 something like, "Oh, first time in Paris

2:50 something like, "Oh, first time in Paris with a weird accent." And I was like,

2:51 with a weird accent." And I was like,

2:51 with a weird accent." And I was like, "Oh, no. I've been here before. I'm just

2:52 "Oh, no. I've been here before. I'm just

2:52 "Oh, no. I've been here before. I'm just going to Disneyland. Haha. Just being

2:54 going to Disneyland. Haha. Just being

2:54 going to Disneyland. Haha. Just being nice." And then 2 seconds later, the

2:55 nice." And then 2 seconds later, the

2:55 nice." And then 2 seconds later, the paparazzi was taking all these crazy

2:57 paparazzi was taking all these crazy

2:57 paparazzi was taking all these crazy pictures of her. And then my friends are

2:58 pictures of her. And then my friends are

2:58 pictures of her. And then my friends are forwarding me pictures of me and the

3:00 forwarding me pictures of me and the

3:00 forwarding me pictures of me and the tabloids and some crazy Victoria Secret

3:02 tabloids and some crazy Victoria Secret

3:02 tabloids and some crazy Victoria Secret model who's here for fashion week. And I

3:04 model who's here for fashion week. And I

3:04 model who's here for fashion week. And I think this lady is here for fashion

3:05 think this lady is here for fashion

3:05 think this lady is here for fashion week. Everyone's here for fashion week.

3:07 week. Everyone's here for fashion week.

3:07 week. Everyone's here for fashion week. Everyone's fashionable but me. Everybody

3:09 Everyone's fashionable but me. Everybody

3:09 Everyone's fashionable but me. Everybody knows what's going on but me. Everybody

3:12 knows what's going on but me. Everybody

3:12 knows what's going on but me. Everybody would know what this is and would know

3:14 would know what this is and would know

3:14 would know what this is and would know things about the French Revolution and

3:16 things about the French Revolution and

3:16 things about the French Revolution and other French stuff but me. But I'll tell

3:19 other French stuff but me. But I'll tell

3:19 other French stuff but me. But I'll tell you one thing I know. I know a little

3:20 you one thing I know. I know a little

3:20 you one thing I know. I know a little bit about this. Look at this. Le

3:24 bit about this. Look at this. Le

3:24 bit about this. Look at this. Le antiquaries. The reason I'm standing

3:26 antiquaries. The reason I'm standing

3:26 antiquaries. The reason I'm standing over here and not standing over there by

3:27 over here and not standing over there by

3:27 over here and not standing over there by the giant glass pyramid of the Louvre or

3:29 the giant glass pyramid of the Louvre or

3:29 the giant glass pyramid of the Louvre or in front of it or taking a peek at the

3:31 in front of it or taking a peek at the

3:31 in front of it or taking a peek at the Eiffel Tower, the Arct of Triumph or the

3:32 Eiffel Tower, the Arct of Triumph or the

3:32 Eiffel Tower, the Arct of Triumph or the Shan they say, which we looked at last

3:34 Shan they say, which we looked at last

3:34 Shan they say, which we looked at last time in the vlog which is only 2 months

3:36 time in the vlog which is only 2 months

3:36 time in the vlog which is only 2 months ago. So if you go back on this channel,

3:37 ago. So if you go back on this channel,

3:37 ago. So if you go back on this channel, you can see a couple of my other videos

3:39 you can see a couple of my other videos

3:39 you can see a couple of my other videos from Paris. I got to keep this short. I

3:41 from Paris. I got to keep this short. I

3:41 from Paris. I got to keep this short. I am standing in this weird side courtyard

3:43 am standing in this weird side courtyard

3:43 am standing in this weird side courtyard over here in this weird little square to

3:46 over here in this weird little square to

3:46 over here in this weird little square to look at this building right here, Leu de

3:49 look at this building right here, Leu de

3:49 look at this building right here, Leu de Antiquaries. And this was an antique

3:52 Antiquaries. And this was an antique

3:52 Antiquaries. And this was an antique mall a few years ago in 1975. This old

3:54 mall a few years ago in 1975. This old

3:54 mall a few years ago in 1975. This old building in here was gutted and rebuilt

3:58 building in here was gutted and rebuilt

3:58 building in here was gutted and rebuilt inside into this giant antique mall.

3:59 inside into this giant antique mall.

3:59 inside into this giant antique mall. It's now been gutted again in 2015 and

4:02 It's now been gutted again in 2015 and

4:02 It's now been gutted again in 2015 and being turned into like a luxury mall

4:03 being turned into like a luxury mall

4:03 being turned into like a luxury mall here right next to the Lou right here by

4:06 here right next to the Lou right here by

4:06 here right next to the Lou right here by the royal council of the state thing

4:08 the royal council of the state thing

4:08 the royal council of the state thing over here that's important that Napoleon

4:10 over here that's important that Napoleon

4:10 over here that's important that Napoleon did and it replaced king things and it

4:11 did and it replaced king things and it

4:11 did and it replaced king things and it started democracy and it's really

4:13 started democracy and it's really

4:13 started democracy and it's really important is this crazy building. And

4:15 important is this crazy building. And

4:15 important is this crazy building. And this building right here used to be the

4:19 this building right here used to be the

4:19 this building right here used to be the hotel dulu. Actually, if you look

4:22 hotel dulu. Actually, if you look

4:22 hotel dulu. Actually, if you look really, really carefully right here, you

4:25 really, really carefully right here, you

4:25 really, really carefully right here, you can see very faded right here above

4:27 can see very faded right here above

4:27 can see very faded right here above these windows, it actually says Grand

4:29 these windows, it actually says Grand

4:30 these windows, it actually says Grand Hotel Dulu. Now, behind me over here is

4:33 Hotel Dulu. Now, behind me over here is

4:33 Hotel Dulu. Now, behind me over here is the modern Hotel Duluv. And they

4:35 the modern Hotel Duluv. And they

4:35 the modern Hotel Duluv. And they actually look really similar. Like, look

4:36 actually look really similar. Like, look

4:36 actually look really similar. Like, look at that. And and look at that. This

4:38 at that. And and look at that. This

4:38 at that. And and look at that. This one's a little bit wider, a little bit

4:40 one's a little bit wider, a little bit

4:40 one's a little bit wider, a little bit bigger. You look at this. And you look

4:42 bigger. You look at this. And you look

4:42 bigger. You look at this. And you look over here, this they look pretty much

4:44 over here, this they look pretty much

4:44 over here, this they look pretty much the same. But the reason why it's

4:45 the same. But the reason why it's

4:45 the same. But the reason why it's important not to get them confused if

4:47 important not to get them confused if

4:47 important not to get them confused if you're me is this right here is a bucket

4:49 you're me is this right here is a bucket

4:50 you're me is this right here is a bucket list location for me. I, as you know, or

4:53 list location for me. I, as you know, or

4:53 list location for me. I, as you know, or maybe you don't know if you're new to

4:54 maybe you don't know if you're new to

4:54 maybe you don't know if you're new to me, but I am a huge massive Mark Twain

4:57 me, but I am a huge massive Mark Twain

4:57 me, but I am a huge massive Mark Twain fan and my favorite book of all time is

5:00 fan and my favorite book of all time is

5:00 fan and my favorite book of all time is his book published in 1869 of the 1867

5:04 his book published in 1869 of the 1867

5:04 his book published in 1869 of the 1867 Quaker City Excursion, which was

5:06 Quaker City Excursion, which was

5:06 Quaker City Excursion, which was basically the first big tour of American

5:08 basically the first big tour of American

5:08 basically the first big tour of American people on a steam ship. They came over

5:09 people on a steam ship. They came over

5:10 people on a steam ship. They came over and they toured all around Europe. Mark

5:12 and they toured all around Europe. Mark

5:12 and they toured all around Europe. Mark Twain stayed at this very hotel in 1867.

5:17 Twain stayed at this very hotel in 1867.

5:17 Twain stayed at this very hotel in 1867. In 1822, Mr. Twain stayed right here.

5:20 In 1822, Mr. Twain stayed right here.

5:20 In 1822, Mr. Twain stayed right here. That's right. America's most famous

5:21 That's right. America's most famous

5:21 That's right. America's most famous author got his start by writing his

5:23 author got his start by writing his

5:23 author got his start by writing his first book, The Innocence Abroad, which

5:25 first book, The Innocence Abroad, which

5:25 first book, The Innocence Abroad, which was a hilarious travel book about his

5:28 was a hilarious travel book about his

5:28 was a hilarious travel book about his journeys through Europe and the Holy

5:30 journeys through Europe and the Holy

5:30 journeys through Europe and the Holy Land in the 1860s. So, this is a quite a

5:33 Land in the 1860s. So, this is a quite a

5:33 Land in the 1860s. So, this is a quite a while ago. And Mark Twain himself stayed

5:36 while ago. And Mark Twain himself stayed

5:36 while ago. And Mark Twain himself stayed inside of this very building. It would

5:38 inside of this very building. It would

5:38 inside of this very building. It would be easy to confuse it with the modern

5:40 be easy to confuse it with the modern

5:40 be easy to confuse it with the modern version of the Hotel Dulu because the

5:41 version of the Hotel Dulu because the

5:42 version of the Hotel Dulu because the old one went out of business and then

5:43 old one went out of business and then

5:43 old one went out of business and then moved across the street later. But this

5:46 moved across the street later. But this

5:46 moved across the street later. But this giant thing has been totally gutted.

5:47 giant thing has been totally gutted.

5:47 giant thing has been totally gutted. There's no way to go and see Mark

5:48 There's no way to go and see Mark

5:48 There's no way to go and see Mark Twain's room that I know of. I went

5:50 Twain's room that I know of. I went

5:50 Twain's room that I know of. I went inside and there's all these dismal

5:51 inside and there's all these dismal

5:51 inside and there's all these dismal hallways and stuff like that. But I

5:53 hallways and stuff like that. But I

5:53 hallways and stuff like that. But I walked through those archways which no

5:54 walked through those archways which no

5:54 walked through those archways which no doubt Mr. Sam Clemens himself walked

5:57 doubt Mr. Sam Clemens himself walked

5:57 doubt Mr. Sam Clemens himself walked through. I have been to his birthplace.

5:58 through. I have been to his birthplace.

5:58 through. I have been to his birthplace. I have been to his boyhood hometown.

6:00 I have been to his boyhood hometown.

6:00 I have been to his boyhood hometown. I've been up and down the Mississippi

6:01 I've been up and down the Mississippi

6:01 I've been up and down the Mississippi River in various locations. And this is

6:03 River in various locations. And this is

6:03 River in various locations. And this is one that I didn't even think to look for

6:05 one that I didn't even think to look for

6:05 one that I didn't even think to look for last time I was here. and that was to

6:07 last time I was here. and that was to

6:07 last time I was here. and that was to check off the bucket list that I walked

6:09 check off the bucket list that I walked

6:09 check off the bucket list that I walked into a hotel that maybe one of America's

6:13 into a hotel that maybe one of America's

6:13 into a hotel that maybe one of America's most famous sons I would say other than

6:14 most famous sons I would say other than

6:14 most famous sons I would say other than maybe George Washington Abraham Lincoln

6:17 maybe George Washington Abraham Lincoln

6:17 maybe George Washington Abraham Lincoln Mark Twain might be one of our most

6:19 Mark Twain might be one of our most

6:19 Mark Twain might be one of our most famous historical personages who stayed

6:21 famous historical personages who stayed

6:21 famous historical personages who stayed right here in this very hotel pretty

6:24 right here in this very hotel pretty

6:24 right here in this very hotel pretty crazy I don't want to dwell on it too

6:25 crazy I don't want to dwell on it too

6:25 crazy I don't want to dwell on it too much for me that's really insane I

6:27 much for me that's really insane I

6:27 much for me that's really insane I highly recommend a book innocence abroad

6:29 highly recommend a book innocence abroad

6:29 highly recommend a book innocence abroad the innocence abroad not innocence with

6:32 the innocence abroad not innocence with

6:32 the innocence abroad not innocence with CE but ts the innocence abroad he stayed

6:35 CE but ts the innocence abroad he stayed

6:35 CE but ts the innocence abroad he stayed right there marked Twain stayed in that

6:37 right there marked Twain stayed in that

6:37 right there marked Twain stayed in that very hotel. Did you hear that? Do you

6:38 very hotel. Did you hear that? Do you

6:38 very hotel. Did you hear that? Do you hear how French sounding that is? Okay,

6:40 hear how French sounding that is? Okay,

6:40 hear how French sounding that is? Okay, we can move on from there and go past

6:42 we can move on from there and go past

6:42 we can move on from there and go past it. I believe I took the train here from

6:44 it. I believe I took the train here from

6:44 it. I believe I took the train here from Disneyland Paris. It only cost about €8.

6:46 Disneyland Paris. It only cost about €8.

6:46 Disneyland Paris. It only cost about €8. So, if I'm lucky, it only cost me about

6:48 So, if I'm lucky, it only cost me about

6:48 So, if I'm lucky, it only cost me about 16 bucks to go from to and from the Lou

6:52 16 bucks to go from to and from the Lou

6:52 16 bucks to go from to and from the Lou and then back to Disneyland Paris. Look

6:54 and then back to Disneyland Paris. Look

6:54 and then back to Disneyland Paris. Look at that building right over there.

6:56 at that building right over there.

6:56 at that building right over there. Lequaries.

6:58 Lequaries.

6:58 Lequaries. I cannot pronounce anything French.

6:59 I cannot pronounce anything French.

6:59 I cannot pronounce anything French. Anyway, I popped up from one of these

7:01 Anyway, I popped up from one of these

7:01 Anyway, I popped up from one of these crazy underground stations here, past

7:04 crazy underground stations here, past

7:04 crazy underground stations here, past all stepping over crazy homeless people

7:05 all stepping over crazy homeless people

7:06 all stepping over crazy homeless people and walking around all these fashionable

7:08 and walking around all these fashionable

7:08 and walking around all these fashionable people. It's really crazy. You got the

7:09 people. It's really crazy. You got the

7:09 people. It's really crazy. You got the fashion week people here and rich people

7:11 fashion week people here and rich people

7:11 fashion week people here and rich people walking around with their Gucci and

7:12 walking around with their Gucci and

7:12 walking around with their Gucci and Armani and Prada and crazy stuff. And

7:14 Armani and Prada and crazy stuff. And

7:14 Armani and Prada and crazy stuff. And then you've got like street bum people

7:16 then you've got like street bum people

7:16 then you've got like street bum people and then you have people like me who are

7:18 and then you have people like me who are

7:18 and then you have people like me who are just weird and all kinds of people with

7:19 just weird and all kinds of people with

7:19 just weird and all kinds of people with cameras and stuff cuz there's all kinds

7:21 cameras and stuff cuz there's all kinds

7:21 cameras and stuff cuz there's all kinds of tourists and people who are have

7:23 of tourists and people who are have

7:23 of tourists and people who are have legitimate things to do. And look at

7:25 legitimate things to do. And look at

7:25 legitimate things to do. And look at this. There's all these like little

7:26 this. There's all these like little

7:26 this. There's all these like little booths and things and training stations

7:28 booths and things and training stations

7:28 booths and things and training stations and little French, you know. Ooh, press.

7:31 and little French, you know. Ooh, press.

7:31 and little French, you know. Ooh, press. I'm guessing that's a news stand right

7:33 I'm guessing that's a news stand right

7:33 I'm guessing that's a news stand right there. Both because I saw the magazines

7:35 there. Both because I saw the magazines

7:35 there. Both because I saw the magazines in it and because of the shape of it.

7:37 in it and because of the shape of it.

7:37 in it and because of the shape of it. But I'm just going to stop and hold the

7:39 But I'm just going to stop and hold the

7:39 But I'm just going to stop and hold the camera a little more steady so you can

7:41 camera a little more steady so you can

7:41 camera a little more steady so you can see all these little details. Now, how

7:42 see all these little details. Now, how

7:42 see all these little details. Now, how does this France compare to our beloved

7:46 does this France compare to our beloved

7:46 does this France compare to our beloved Epcot France? I would say other than the

7:50 Epcot France? I would say other than the

7:50 Epcot France? I would say other than the insane traffic, these people have no

7:52 insane traffic, these people have no

7:52 insane traffic, these people have no respect for the law. Or maybe there are

7:53 respect for the law. Or maybe there are

7:53 respect for the law. Or maybe there are no laws. It's freaking anarchy on these

7:55 no laws. It's freaking anarchy on these

7:55 no laws. It's freaking anarchy on these streets. They will kill you and run you

7:57 streets. They will kill you and run you

7:57 streets. They will kill you and run you over. Uh other than the crazy traffic, I

7:59 over. Uh other than the crazy traffic, I

7:59 over. Uh other than the crazy traffic, I would say it's the same. Look at the

8:00 would say it's the same. Look at the

8:00 would say it's the same. Look at the lou. It's huge. These are just the front

8:03 lou. It's huge. These are just the front

8:03 lou. It's huge. These are just the front wings, the front arms of the Louv. Uh

8:05 wings, the front arms of the Louv. Uh

8:05 wings, the front arms of the Louv. Uh the pyramid thing is back here. And then

8:07 the pyramid thing is back here. And then

8:07 the pyramid thing is back here. And then back around that corner, you can't

8:08 back around that corner, you can't

8:08 back around that corner, you can't really see is even more louur

8:12 really see is even more louur

8:12 really see is even more louur farther farther farther down. That's the

8:15 farther farther farther down. That's the

8:15 farther farther farther down. That's the That's the grammar for you. Look at all

8:16 That's the grammar for you. Look at all

8:16 That's the grammar for you. Look at all these people. Very fashionable people.

8:18 these people. Very fashionable people.

8:18 these people. Very fashionable people. We got Steven Spielberg here behind me

8:19 We got Steven Spielberg here behind me

8:19 We got Steven Spielberg here behind me walking around. This is a wild wild part

8:22 walking around. This is a wild wild part

8:22 walking around. This is a wild wild part of the city. both because there's crazy

8:24 of the city. both because there's crazy

8:24 of the city. both because there's crazy government stuff. There's the world

8:25 government stuff. There's the world

8:26 government stuff. There's the world famous Lou right here which is maybe the

8:27 famous Lou right here which is maybe the

8:27 famous Lou right here which is maybe the world's most famous and greatest art

8:29 world's most famous and greatest art

8:29 world's most famous and greatest art museum of all time. It's got the Mona

8:31 museum of all time. It's got the Mona

8:31 museum of all time. It's got the Mona Lisa in there. Like I said before, it's

8:33 Lisa in there. Like I said before, it's

8:33 Lisa in there. Like I said before, it's got what's her face winged victory Nike.

8:35 got what's her face winged victory Nike.

8:35 got what's her face winged victory Nike. It has um Venus demo that chick with no

8:38 It has um Venus demo that chick with no

8:38 It has um Venus demo that chick with no arms. And then of course we have these

8:39 arms. And then of course we have these

8:39 arms. And then of course we have these magazine things over here which reminds

8:41 magazine things over here which reminds

8:41 magazine things over here which reminds me I wanted to show you something across

8:42 me I wanted to show you something across

8:42 me I wanted to show you something across this way. But yeah, look at this stuff.

8:45 this way. But yeah, look at this stuff.

8:45 this way. But yeah, look at this stuff. Look at this. Look at that little car

8:46 Look at this. Look at that little car

8:46 Look at this. Look at that little car right there. Look at it's a smart car.

8:48 right there. Look at it's a smart car.

8:48 right there. Look at it's a smart car. We have this in America. Now the first

8:50 We have this in America. Now the first

8:50 We have this in America. Now the first time I came to Europe, I just went to

8:52 time I came to Europe, I just went to

8:52 time I came to Europe, I just went to the city of London uh 10 years ago

8:54 the city of London uh 10 years ago

8:54 the city of London uh 10 years ago actually to the day uh that I arrived in

8:57 actually to the day uh that I arrived in

8:57 actually to the day uh that I arrived in France. I went to London for the first

8:59 France. I went to London for the first

8:59 France. I went to London for the first time. So when I came back to France was

9:00 time. So when I came back to France was

9:00 time. So when I came back to France was actually 10 years to the day from the

9:02 actually 10 years to the day from the

9:02 actually 10 years to the day from the first time I ever set foot on any

9:05 first time I ever set foot on any

9:05 first time I ever set foot on any European territory. Oh, here's that

9:07 European territory. Oh, here's that

9:07 European territory. Oh, here's that Council of State right here. There's the

9:09 Council of State right here. There's the

9:09 Council of State right here. There's the Lon over here. Look at those. Anyway,

9:12 Lon over here. Look at those. Anyway,

9:12 Lon over here. Look at those. Anyway, when I came to Well, I don't remember

9:13 when I came to Well, I don't remember

9:13 when I came to Well, I don't remember the point of that. When I came to London

9:15 the point of that. When I came to London

9:15 the point of that. When I came to London for the first time, it's the first time

9:16 for the first time, it's the first time

9:16 for the first time, it's the first time I ever saw Smart Cars. I remember I'm

9:18 I ever saw Smart Cars. I remember I'm

9:18 I ever saw Smart Cars. I remember I'm remembering the point now. And little

9:20 remembering the point now. And little

9:20 remembering the point now. And little cars like that. I had never seen

9:21 cars like that. I had never seen

9:22 cars like that. I had never seen anything like that before in my entire

9:24 anything like that before in my entire

9:24 anything like that before in my entire life. I'm dodging all these people.

9:26 life. I'm dodging all these people.

9:26 life. I'm dodging all these people. Yesterday when I went grocery shopping

9:27 Yesterday when I went grocery shopping

9:27 Yesterday when I went grocery shopping with my friends, the Germans, we pulled

9:29 with my friends, the Germans, we pulled

9:29 with my friends, the Germans, we pulled their little tiny German car into the

9:31 their little tiny German car into the

9:31 their little tiny German car into the parking lot and I was thinking there is

9:33 parking lot and I was thinking there is

9:33 parking lot and I was thinking there is no way my Mustang would even fit

9:34 no way my Mustang would even fit

9:34 no way my Mustang would even fit anywhere near here. This is what I

9:36 anywhere near here. This is what I

9:36 anywhere near here. This is what I wanted to show you to compare a little

9:38 wanted to show you to compare a little

9:38 wanted to show you to compare a little more Epcot France to real France and

9:40 more Epcot France to real France and

9:40 more Epcot France to real France and real French people who are of every

9:43 real French people who are of every

9:43 real French people who are of every there's every kind of nationality and

9:44 there's every kind of nationality and

9:44 there's every kind of nationality and color and creed and stripe here. So,

9:47 color and creed and stripe here. So,

9:48 color and creed and stripe here. So, there really is no stereotypical

9:49 there really is no stereotypical

9:49 there really is no stereotypical Frenchman walking around. I haven't seen

9:50 Frenchman walking around. I haven't seen

9:50 Frenchman walking around. I haven't seen anyone with berets, although I have seen

9:52 anyone with berets, although I have seen

9:52 anyone with berets, although I have seen some berets for sale. Three for€10. Look

9:54 some berets for sale. Three for€10. Look

9:54 some berets for sale. Three for€10. Look at lots of pigeons. Look at this.

9:57 at lots of pigeons. Look at this.

9:57 at lots of pigeons. Look at this. Look at this building here and the cafe

10:00 Look at this building here and the cafe

10:00 Look at this building here and the cafe there and all these little dinky streets

10:03 there and all these little dinky streets

10:03 there and all these little dinky streets over here with these dinky little cars

10:05 over here with these dinky little cars

10:05 over here with these dinky little cars and the pigeons and little scooters and

10:06 and the pigeons and little scooters and

10:06 and the pigeons and little scooters and the wonderful things. Looking very

10:08 the wonderful things. Looking very

10:08 the wonderful things. Looking very European. Looking very exciting. I'm

10:10 European. Looking very exciting. I'm

10:10 European. Looking very exciting. I'm very excited to be here. This guy's got

10:11 very excited to be here. This guy's got

10:11 very excited to be here. This guy's got an umbrella. It was pouring pouring rain

10:14 an umbrella. It was pouring pouring rain

10:14 an umbrella. It was pouring pouring rain in uh Disneyland Paris this morning. And

10:17 in uh Disneyland Paris this morning. And

10:17 in uh Disneyland Paris this morning. And the reason that I left to come to the

10:19 the reason that I left to come to the

10:19 the reason that I left to come to the Lou is because it was supposed to rain

10:21 Lou is because it was supposed to rain

10:21 Lou is because it was supposed to rain all day long. And so I was going to

10:23 all day long. And so I was going to

10:23 all day long. And so I was going to dodge the rain by being in the Lou

10:25 dodge the rain by being in the Lou

10:25 dodge the rain by being in the Lou today. And then of course the second I

10:27 today. And then of course the second I

10:27 today. And then of course the second I start going down the train, I start

10:28 start going down the train, I start

10:28 start going down the train, I start going one or two stops on the train. I

10:30 going one or two stops on the train. I

10:30 going one or two stops on the train. I look out the window and all of a sudden

10:32 look out the window and all of a sudden

10:32 look out the window and all of a sudden it's bright blue sky and the rain has

10:34 it's bright blue sky and the rain has

10:34 it's bright blue sky and the rain has stopped. And the entire time I've been

10:35 stopped. And the entire time I've been

10:35 stopped. And the entire time I've been in Paris, both like the 30 minutes it

10:37 in Paris, both like the 30 minutes it

10:37 in Paris, both like the 30 minutes it took me from that point onwards on the

10:39 took me from that point onwards on the

10:39 took me from that point onwards on the train and then the 30 minutes I've been

10:41 train and then the 30 minutes I've been

10:41 train and then the 30 minutes I've been wandering around the streets here, the

10:43 wandering around the streets here, the

10:43 wandering around the streets here, the rude de Rivoli and whatever. It has not

10:46 rude de Rivoli and whatever. It has not

10:46 rude de Rivoli and whatever. It has not been raining, so I'm kind of wondering

10:49 been raining, so I'm kind of wondering

10:49 been raining, so I'm kind of wondering if I made a mistake on which day I'm

10:50 if I made a mistake on which day I'm

10:50 if I made a mistake on which day I'm choosing, but whatever. You know, the

10:52 choosing, but whatever. You know, the

10:52 choosing, but whatever. You know, the grass is always greener on the other

10:54 grass is always greener on the other

10:54 grass is always greener on the other side, so enjoy the lawn you're on,

10:56 side, so enjoy the lawn you're on,

10:56 side, so enjoy the lawn you're on, right? That's my new expression.

10:57 right? That's my new expression.

10:57 right? That's my new expression. Somebody googled it and said that I'm

10:58 Somebody googled it and said that I'm

10:58 Somebody googled it and said that I'm the first one to say that, so I can't

11:00 the first one to say that, so I can't

11:00 the first one to say that, so I can't believe it. But enjoy the lawn you're

11:01 believe it. But enjoy the lawn you're

11:01 believe it. But enjoy the lawn you're on. It's a good one. We need to make a

11:03 on. It's a good one. We need to make a

11:03 on. It's a good one. We need to make a t-shirt that says that. Anyway, I'm

11:04 t-shirt that says that. Anyway, I'm

11:04 t-shirt that says that. Anyway, I'm going off into the L to absorb some

11:07 going off into the L to absorb some

11:07 going off into the L to absorb some culture and some dignity and hopefully

11:10 culture and some dignity and hopefully

11:10 culture and some dignity and hopefully reduce my ignorance at least by a slight

11:12 reduce my ignorance at least by a slight

11:12 reduce my ignorance at least by a slight amount of it by looking at fantastic

11:15 amount of it by looking at fantastic

11:15 amount of it by looking at fantastic #art. Um, and uh, you know, I think

11:19 #art. Um, and uh, you know, I think

11:19 #art. Um, and uh, you know, I think Paris is really the place because Paris

11:20 Paris is really the place because Paris

11:20 Paris is really the place because Paris is a place of culture and dignity and

11:24 is a place of culture and dignity and

11:24 is a place of culture and dignity and culture and dignity.

11:34 Maybe it means something different.

11:34 Maybe it means something different. in French.

11:37 in French.

11:37 in French. Moving on. Anyway, I'm going into the

11:39 Moving on. Anyway, I'm going into the

11:39 Moving on. Anyway, I'm going into the loop now. I just wanted to give you guys

11:41 loop now. I just wanted to give you guys

11:41 loop now. I just wanted to give you guys a little glimpse at Paris. I wasn't even

11:42 a little glimpse at Paris. I wasn't even

11:42 a little glimpse at Paris. I wasn't even going to vlog today because I already

11:43 going to vlog today because I already

11:43 going to vlog today because I already did this morning at Disneyland Paris.

11:46 did this morning at Disneyland Paris.

11:46 did this morning at Disneyland Paris. Things are taking so long with the

11:47 Things are taking so long with the

11:47 Things are taking so long with the internet connection at the hotel to get

11:49 internet connection at the hotel to get

11:49 internet connection at the hotel to get uploaded that I have no idea the days

11:51 uploaded that I have no idea the days

11:51 uploaded that I have no idea the days you see this versus the day it's going

11:52 you see this versus the day it's going

11:52 you see this versus the day it's going to be uploaded. Who knows? But if you go

11:53 to be uploaded. Who knows? But if you go

11:53 to be uploaded. Who knows? But if you go to live fast4 on Instagram, I'll be

11:56 to live fast4 on Instagram, I'll be

11:56 to live fast4 on Instagram, I'll be posting all kinds of pictures I hope

11:57 posting all kinds of pictures I hope

11:57 posting all kinds of pictures I hope from the Lou and I'm going to do a

11:58 from the Lou and I'm going to do a

11:58 from the Lou and I'm going to do a little randomland filming. I hope if it

12:00 little randomland filming. I hope if it

12:00 little randomland filming. I hope if it all works out, it is what it is. What is

12:02 all works out, it is what it is. What is

12:02 all works out, it is what it is. What is most important to me these days is the

12:04 most important to me these days is the

12:04 most important to me these days is the sometimes vlog is all of you guys. You

12:06 sometimes vlog is all of you guys. You

12:06 sometimes vlog is all of you guys. You guys really mean a lot to me. You guys

12:07 guys really mean a lot to me. You guys

12:07 guys really mean a lot to me. You guys make a huge difference in my life and I

12:09 make a huge difference in my life and I

12:09 make a huge difference in my life and I really really enjoy doing this stuff for

12:10 really really enjoy doing this stuff for

12:10 really really enjoy doing this stuff for you. So anyway, here you go. Here's a

12:11 you. So anyway, here you go. Here's a

12:11 you. So anyway, here you go. Here's a little slice of the center of Paris

12:14 little slice of the center of Paris

12:14 little slice of the center of Paris right here by the Lou. It's not the most

12:15 right here by the Lou. It's not the most

12:16 right here by the Lou. It's not the most picturesque one ever. It has some pretty

12:17 picturesque one ever. It has some pretty

12:17 picturesque one ever. It has some pretty strange monkey posters. And of course,

12:19 strange monkey posters. And of course,

12:19 strange monkey posters. And of course, we got this lady over here. I don't

12:21 we got this lady over here. I don't

12:21 we got this lady over here. I don't know. I don't know what she's up to or

12:25 know. I don't know what she's up to or

12:25 know. I don't know what she's up to or why or whoa

12:27 why or whoa

12:27 why or whoa her walking on top of cars like she owns

12:30 her walking on top of cars like she owns

12:30 her walking on top of cars like she owns the place. And of course, you have all

12:31 the place. And of course, you have all

12:31 the place. And of course, you have all these people walking around for fashion

12:32 these people walking around for fashion

12:32 these people walking around for fashion week and then the rest of the Parisians

12:34 week and then the rest of the Parisians

12:34 week and then the rest of the Parisians who are just walking around being

12:36 who are just walking around being

12:36 who are just walking around being fashionable. Even the homeless people

12:37 fashionable. Even the homeless people

12:37 fashionable. Even the homeless people look more fashionable than me. So, I

12:39 look more fashionable than me. So, I

12:39 look more fashionable than me. So, I don't know. Maybe I just need to get it

12:40 don't know. Maybe I just need to get it

12:40 don't know. Maybe I just need to get it together. Huh? Maybe I need to go

12:41 together. Huh? Maybe I need to go

12:41 together. Huh? Maybe I need to go shopping in Florence. I don't know what

12:43 shopping in Florence. I don't know what

12:43 shopping in Florence. I don't know what with what money, but maybe I need to go.

12:45 with what money, but maybe I need to go.

12:45 with what money, but maybe I need to go. Okay, I'm just rambling now. I love you

12:47 Okay, I'm just rambling now. I love you

12:47 Okay, I'm just rambling now. I love you all. Live fast, thy

12:48 all. Live fast, thy

12:48 all. Live fast, thy poor.spreadshirt.com.

12:53 Take a leap of faith in the lion's head

12:53 Take a leap of faith in the lion's head and enjoy your day. Enjoy the line

12:55 and enjoy your day. Enjoy the line

12:55 and enjoy your day. Enjoy the line you're on. Go home and sleep well.

13:05 Mark Twain slept here. Mark Twain slept

13:05 Mark Twain slept here. Mark Twain slept here. Mark Twain slept here. Fun pick.

13:08 here. Mark Twain slept here. Fun pick.

13:08 here. Mark Twain slept here. Fun pick. What a fun one.

Paris Streets & Mark Twain Slept Here!

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