Kentucky's Hillbilly Gardens and TOYLAND! Folk Art Mecca and 3,000+ Toys!!

0:02 may I have done a lot of Riverside

0:02 may I have done a lot of Riverside traveling now down the Mississippi River

0:04 traveling now down the Mississippi River

0:04 traveling now down the Mississippi River up the Ohio all the way to where it

0:07 up the Ohio all the way to where it

0:07 up the Ohio all the way to where it meets the Tennessee don't get me wrong I

0:09 meets the Tennessee don't get me wrong I

0:09 meets the Tennessee don't get me wrong I love the Mississippi but every once in a

0:11 love the Mississippi but every once in a

0:11 love the Mississippi but every once in a while it's nice to see a fresh new river

0:13 while it's nice to see a fresh new river

0:13 while it's nice to see a fresh new river and of course visit a new state it's

0:16 and of course visit a new state it's

0:16 and of course visit a new state it's time to go ashore and visit one of the

0:18 time to go ashore and visit one of the

0:18 time to go ashore and visit one of the most beautiful Riverside towns in

0:20 most beautiful Riverside towns in

0:20 most beautiful Riverside towns in America Paducah Kentucky the town that's

0:23 America Paducah Kentucky the town that's

0:23 America Paducah Kentucky the town that's not just fun to pronounce it's pretty

0:25 not just fun to pronounce it's pretty

0:25 not just fun to pronounce it's pretty fun to look at too Wow everything about

0:28 fun to look at too Wow everything about

0:28 fun to look at too Wow everything about this place is so gorgeous it's like a

0:30 this place is so gorgeous it's like a

0:30 this place is so gorgeous it's like a mix of Main Street USA and Savannah

0:32 mix of Main Street USA and Savannah

0:32 mix of Main Street USA and Savannah Georgia I like the sign says southern

0:34 Georgia I like the sign says southern

0:34 Georgia I like the sign says southern background Western kindly nasarah

0:36 background Western kindly nasarah

0:36 background Western kindly nasarah beautiful historic buildings everywhere

0:38 beautiful historic buildings everywhere

0:38 beautiful historic buildings everywhere it's amazing when places like this

0:40 it's amazing when places like this

0:40 it's amazing when places like this survive especially when the waters been

0:41 survive especially when the waters been

0:42 survive especially when the waters been up to here before everywhere I look

0:44 up to here before everywhere I look

0:44 up to here before everywhere I look there's something to see a lot of arts

0:46 there's something to see a lot of arts

0:46 there's something to see a lot of arts or historic stuff like this sign about

0:48 or historic stuff like this sign about

0:48 or historic stuff like this sign about how they bought the town for $5 it's

0:50 how they bought the town for $5 it's

0:50 how they bought the town for $5 it's pretty as a picture everywhere you

0:51 pretty as a picture everywhere you

0:51 pretty as a picture everywhere you looking for a small town there are a

0:53 looking for a small town there are a

0:53 looking for a small town there are a bunch of museums here just to name a few

0:55 bunch of museums here just to name a few

0:55 bunch of museums here just to name a few there's the Old Market House which is

0:57 there's the Old Market House which is

0:57 there's the Old Market House which is now a museum there's a huge old illinois

1:00 now a museum there's a huge old illinois

1:00 now a museum there's a huge old illinois central steam locomotive downtown not

1:02 central steam locomotive downtown not

1:02 central steam locomotive downtown not too far from the railroad museum as

1:04 too far from the railroad museum as

1:04 too far from the railroad museum as apparently they used to build and fix

1:06 apparently they used to build and fix

1:06 apparently they used to build and fix trains in Paducah then down really close

1:09 trains in Paducah then down really close

1:09 trains in Paducah then down really close to the river something I am very

1:10 to the river something I am very

1:10 to the river something I am very interested in the river Heritage Museum

1:13 interested in the river Heritage Museum

1:13 interested in the river Heritage Museum where you can learn all about the old

1:15 where you can learn all about the old

1:15 where you can learn all about the old steamboat in days and all of that is

1:17 steamboat in days and all of that is

1:17 steamboat in days and all of that is awesome all of that is sweet but no trip

1:20 awesome all of that is sweet but no trip

1:20 awesome all of that is sweet but no trip to Paducah is truly complete without a

1:22 to Paducah is truly complete without a

1:22 to Paducah is truly complete without a visit to the National quilt Museum oh

1:25 visit to the National quilt Museum oh

1:25 visit to the National quilt Museum oh dude it is awesome in there

1:27 dude it is awesome in there

1:27 dude it is awesome in there unfortunately there is no filming

1:29 unfortunately there is no filming

1:29 unfortunately there is no filming allowed I tried to get him to bend the

1:31 allowed I tried to get him to bend the

1:31 allowed I tried to get him to bend the rules but there's too many wet blankets

1:33 rules but there's too many wet blankets

1:33 rules but there's too many wet blankets in there I think I made him a little

1:34 in there I think I made him a little

1:34 in there I think I made him a little cranky by asking but don't worry someday

1:36 cranky by asking but don't worry someday

1:36 cranky by asking but don't worry someday we'll come back and patch things up

1:38 we'll come back and patch things up

1:38 we'll come back and patch things up crazy the William Clark of Lewis and

1:39 crazy the William Clark of Lewis and

1:39 crazy the William Clark of Lewis and Clark only paid five bucks for all this

1:42 Clark only paid five bucks for all this

1:42 Clark only paid five bucks for all this land five dollars that's a pretty good

1:44 land five dollars that's a pretty good

1:44 land five dollars that's a pretty good deal considering Meriwether Lewis paid

1:46 deal considering Meriwether Lewis paid

1:46 deal considering Meriwether Lewis paid 20 dollars for this dog not sure who got

1:48 20 dollars for this dog not sure who got

1:48 20 dollars for this dog not sure who got the better deal there anyway I love

1:50 the better deal there anyway I love

1:50 the better deal there anyway I love soaking in the history here Duke is

1:52 soaking in the history here Duke is

1:52 soaking in the history here Duke is quaint and charming and oh so

1:54 quaint and charming and oh so

1:54 quaint and charming and oh so picturesque it's perfect for those band

1:56 picturesque it's perfect for those band

1:56 picturesque it's perfect for those band photos we all look in different

1:57 photos we all look in different

1:57 photos we all look in different directions so you look real deep in our

1:59 directions so you look real deep in our

1:59 directions so you look real deep in our testing I'm not in a band anymore and as

2:01 testing I'm not in a band anymore and as

2:01 testing I'm not in a band anymore and as lovely as this little town is if I'm

2:03 lovely as this little town is if I'm

2:03 lovely as this little town is if I'm gonna spend the day in Kentucky I'd like

2:05 gonna spend the day in Kentucky I'd like

2:05 gonna spend the day in Kentucky I'd like to see something a little more folksy a

2:07 to see something a little more folksy a

2:07 to see something a little more folksy a little more back wood

2:19 welcome to the wildest place in Kentucky

2:19 welcome to the wildest place in Kentucky Apple Valley hillbilly car and toilet

2:23 Apple Valley hillbilly car and toilet

2:23 Apple Valley hillbilly car and toilet unlike the pristine looking property of

2:26 unlike the pristine looking property of

2:26 unlike the pristine looking property of the neighbors Apple Valley it's a burst

2:29 the neighbors Apple Valley it's a burst

2:29 the neighbors Apple Valley it's a burst of crazy creativity that definitely

2:31 of crazy creativity that definitely

2:31 of crazy creativity that definitely stands out alongside old highway 68

2:34 stands out alongside old highway 68

2:34 stands out alongside old highway 68 signs like this get my attention

2:36 signs like this get my attention

2:36 signs like this get my attention immediately this is the kind of place

2:39 immediately this is the kind of place

2:39 immediately this is the kind of place you just have to pull over and even

2:40 you just have to pull over and even

2:40 you just have to pull over and even though these hillbilly Gardens are

2:42 though these hillbilly Gardens are

2:42 though these hillbilly Gardens are actually a little less than 15 years old

2:44 actually a little less than 15 years old

2:44 actually a little less than 15 years old people have actually been stopping here

2:45 people have actually been stopping here

2:45 people have actually been stopping here in Apple Valley for generations in the

2:48 in Apple Valley for generations in the

2:48 in Apple Valley for generations in the early 1930s this was all apple orchards

2:50 early 1930s this was all apple orchards

2:50 early 1930s this was all apple orchards that's the name Apple Valley until of

2:52 that's the name Apple Valley until of

2:52 that's the name Apple Valley until of course the brand-new u.s. 68 was paved

2:55 course the brand-new u.s. 68 was paved

2:55 course the brand-new u.s. 68 was paved back in 32 after that taking advantage

2:57 back in 32 after that taking advantage

2:57 back in 32 after that taking advantage of his prime highway fronted real estate

3:00 of his prime highway fronted real estate

3:00 of his prime highway fronted real estate property owner

3:01 property owner

3:01 property owner Aurel Wallace built this small country

3:03 Aurel Wallace built this small country

3:03 Aurel Wallace built this small country store served those old-timey travelers

3:06 store served those old-timey travelers

3:06 store served those old-timey travelers in their Model T and fill them up with

3:07 in their Model T and fill them up with

3:07 in their Model T and fill them up with not just golf gasoline but apple cider

3:10 not just golf gasoline but apple cider

3:10 not just golf gasoline but apple cider and chicken dinners I would totally be

3:12 and chicken dinners I would totally be

3:12 and chicken dinners I would totally be enough to get me interested but

3:14 enough to get me interested but

3:14 enough to get me interested but fast-forward 80 years and old oral

3:16 fast-forward 80 years and old oral

3:16 fast-forward 80 years and old oral Wallace's grass on Keith Holton family

3:19 Wallace's grass on Keith Holton family

3:19 Wallace's grass on Keith Holton family came back to the property after living

3:20 came back to the property after living

3:20 came back to the property after living in California and are once again

3:22 in California and are once again

3:22 in California and are once again delighting travelers on the highway only

3:24 delighting travelers on the highway only

3:24 delighting travelers on the highway only this time with a full art Wonderland and

3:27 this time with a full art Wonderland and

3:27 this time with a full art Wonderland and the crazy thing is even though Keith

3:29 the crazy thing is even though Keith

3:29 the crazy thing is even though Keith wanted to put an attraction here from

3:30 wanted to put an attraction here from

3:31 wanted to put an attraction here from the beginning the original plan was

3:32 the beginning the original plan was

3:32 the beginning the original plan was nothing like this you see Keith over

3:35 nothing like this you see Keith over

3:35 nothing like this you see Keith over here is a huge toy collector actually

3:38 here is a huge toy collector actually

3:38 here is a huge toy collector actually this wall of clown it's a whole

3:40 this wall of clown it's a whole

3:40 this wall of clown it's a whole semi-truck trailer act with a massive

3:42 semi-truck trailer act with a massive

3:42 semi-truck trailer act with a massive toy collection so the original plan was

3:45 toy collection so the original plan was

3:45 toy collection so the original plan was to build a huge shiny new themed

3:47 to build a huge shiny new themed

3:47 to build a huge shiny new themed building out here called toy land and

3:50 building out here called toy land and

3:50 building out here called toy land and open it up as a sort of roadside

3:51 open it up as a sort of roadside

3:51 open it up as a sort of roadside attraction toward Newseum unfortunately

3:54 attraction toward Newseum unfortunately

3:54 attraction toward Newseum unfortunately some of the neighbors objected to the

3:56 some of the neighbors objected to the

3:56 some of the neighbors objected to the idea of a roadside attraction being

3:58 idea of a roadside attraction being

3:58 idea of a roadside attraction being built here the original financial

4:00 built here the original financial

4:00 built here the original financial backers dropped out and Keith was left

4:02 backers dropped out and Keith was left

4:02 backers dropped out and Keith was left by the side of the highway over here

4:04 by the side of the highway over here

4:04 by the side of the highway over here wondering what in the word

4:06 wondering what in the word

4:06 wondering what in the word of course as a fan of roadside

4:08 of course as a fan of roadside

4:08 of course as a fan of roadside attractions all over the country and

4:09 attractions all over the country and

4:09 attractions all over the country and with a whole junk pile in the back of

4:11 with a whole junk pile in the back of

4:11 with a whole junk pile in the back of the property from the old gas station

4:13 the property from the old gas station

4:13 the property from the old gas station days didn't take long for him to start

4:15 days didn't take long for him to start

4:15 days didn't take long for him to start getting creative he started out simply

4:18 getting creative he started out simply

4:18 getting creative he started out simply enough like with this old Gulf gas

4:20 enough like with this old Gulf gas

4:20 enough like with this old Gulf gas station converted into his own version

4:23 station converted into his own version

4:23 station converted into his own version of a muffler man when the old van went -

4:26 of a muffler man when the old van went -

4:26 of a muffler man when the old van went - he pushed it up against the tree and put

4:27 he pushed it up against the tree and put

4:27 he pushed it up against the tree and put the word hillbilly on the side and

4:29 the word hillbilly on the side and

4:30 the word hillbilly on the side and apparently that really got the neighbors

4:31 apparently that really got the neighbors

4:31 apparently that really got the neighbors fired I guess not too long after Keith

4:33 fired I guess not too long after Keith

4:33 fired I guess not too long after Keith had a visit from a couple of local law

4:35 had a visit from a couple of local law

4:35 had a visit from a couple of local law enforcement officer and apparently the

4:37 enforcement officer and apparently the

4:37 enforcement officer and apparently the neighbors were using the old car and the

4:39 neighbors were using the old car and the

4:39 neighbors were using the old car and the old junk piles an excuse to try to run

4:41 old junk piles an excuse to try to run

4:41 old junk piles an excuse to try to run them off the land but when the law said

4:43 them off the land but when the law said

4:43 them off the land but when the law said it would probably be okay to leave the

4:44 it would probably be okay to leave the

4:45 it would probably be okay to leave the junk out here as long as it was arranged

4:47 junk out here as long as it was arranged

4:47 junk out here as long as it was arranged as artful that's when Keith went to work

4:50 as artful that's when Keith went to work

4:50 as artful that's when Keith went to work and thus the hillbilly garden was born

4:53 and thus the hillbilly garden was born

4:53 and thus the hillbilly garden was born check it out there's a room for rent

4:55 check it out there's a room for rent

4:55 check it out there's a room for rent here in the back of the old minivan and

4:57 here in the back of the old minivan and

4:57 here in the back of the old minivan and it looks like the Frankenstein's have

4:59 it looks like the Frankenstein's have

4:59 it looks like the Frankenstein's have taken up a residence so of course Keith

5:01 taken up a residence so of course Keith

5:01 taken up a residence so of course Keith gave them a drive-through movie

5:02 gave them a drive-through movie

5:02 gave them a drive-through movie experience oh and once you've gotten

5:04 experience oh and once you've gotten

5:04 experience oh and once you've gotten that bar why not add a portable barbecue

5:06 that bar why not add a portable barbecue

5:06 that bar why not add a portable barbecue to the property a public restroom and if

5:08 to the property a public restroom and if

5:08 to the property a public restroom and if you get real sleepy you can just brush

5:10 you get real sleepy you can just brush

5:10 you get real sleepy you can just brush off these very tired flamingos - Keith

5:12 off these very tired flamingos - Keith

5:12 off these very tired flamingos - Keith says flop your mattress down on the

5:14 says flop your mattress down on the

5:14 says flop your mattress down on the hillbilly bed springs oh it gets much

5:17 hillbilly bed springs oh it gets much

5:17 hillbilly bed springs oh it gets much worse all of this is located under the

5:19 worse all of this is located under the

5:19 worse all of this is located under the trees that are really starting to bug oh

5:21 trees that are really starting to bug oh

5:21 trees that are really starting to bug oh yeah plenty of spring the flowers up

5:24 yeah plenty of spring the flowers up

5:24 yeah plenty of spring the flowers up here better make sure you keep watering

5:25 here better make sure you keep watering

5:25 here better make sure you keep watering them and we're better to get water than

5:27 them and we're better to get water than

5:27 them and we're better to get water than the old timey Wow

5:31 the old timey Wow

5:31 the old timey Wow that is impressive just watch out for

5:33 that is impressive just watch out for

5:33 that is impressive just watch out for the water moccasins being like I said a

5:35 the water moccasins being like I said a

5:35 the water moccasins being like I said a very avid fan of roadside attractions

5:37 very avid fan of roadside attractions

5:37 very avid fan of roadside attractions what better way to pay tribute to

5:38 what better way to pay tribute to

5:39 what better way to pay tribute to Cadillac Ranch than with all these lawn

5:41 Cadillac Ranch than with all these lawn

5:41 Cadillac Ranch than with all these lawn mowers John this a lawn mower rich its

5:46 mowers John this a lawn mower rich its

5:46 mowers John this a lawn mower rich its glorious there are so many of them and

5:49 glorious there are so many of them and

5:49 glorious there are so many of them and it keeps on growing every time Keith bus

5:52 it keeps on growing every time Keith bus

5:52 it keeps on growing every time Keith bus a lawn mower out here he adds it to the

5:54 a lawn mower out here he adds it to the

5:54 a lawn mower out here he adds it to the crop that is the one awesome very

5:56 crop that is the one awesome very

5:56 crop that is the one awesome very personalized tribute to Cadillac Ranch

5:58 personalized tribute to Cadillac Ranch

5:58 personalized tribute to Cadillac Ranch and look at this over here it's still

6:00 and look at this over here it's still

6:00 and look at this over here it's still not complete this is Keith's miniature

6:02 not complete this is Keith's miniature

6:03 not complete this is Keith's miniature tribute to Salvation Mountain out in

6:05 tribute to Salvation Mountain out in

6:05 tribute to Salvation Mountain out in California here that is cool well as you

6:07 California here that is cool well as you

6:07 California here that is cool well as you can imagine the neighbors that didn't

6:09 can imagine the neighbors that didn't

6:09 can imagine the neighbors that didn't want a shiny new toy museum here we're

6:11 want a shiny new toy museum here we're

6:11 want a shiny new toy museum here we're really

6:11 really

6:11 really not happy about this apparently they

6:13 not happy about this apparently they

6:13 not happy about this apparently they were hoping a subdivision would be built

6:15 were hoping a subdivision would be built

6:15 were hoping a subdivision would be built on the property of course Keith obliged

6:17 on the property of course Keith obliged

6:17 on the property of course Keith obliged them with a subdivision for ants

6:19 them with a subdivision for ants

6:19 them with a subdivision for ants apparently that wasn't enough though cuz

6:21 apparently that wasn't enough though cuz

6:21 apparently that wasn't enough though cuz the holes had their power turned off

6:22 the holes had their power turned off

6:22 the holes had their power turned off they had bullets whizzed by and

6:24 they had bullets whizzed by and

6:24 they had bullets whizzed by and eventually they were even dragged into

6:26 eventually they were even dragged into

6:26 eventually they were even dragged into court over all this as you can see

6:28 court over all this as you can see

6:28 court over all this as you can see behind me art one out of what I like to

6:31 behind me art one out of what I like to

6:31 behind me art one out of what I like to call the pun forest has been growing and

6:33 call the pun forest has been growing and

6:33 call the pun forest has been growing and growing ever since

6:35 growing ever since

6:35 growing ever since yes sir that's the way they sow their

6:37 yes sir that's the way they sow their

6:37 yes sir that's the way they sow their crops all right and they're suing was a

6:39 crops all right and they're suing was a

6:39 crops all right and they're suing was a success because they got a nice bumper

6:41 success because they got a nice bumper

6:41 success because they got a nice bumper crop out here too oh yeah every single

6:44 crop out here too oh yeah every single

6:44 crop out here too oh yeah every single thing out here is a dad Joe like the

6:46 thing out here is a dad Joe like the

6:46 thing out here is a dad Joe like the redneck tree right here for the

6:48 redneck tree right here for the

6:48 redneck tree right here for the chandelier with the Bud Light oh yeah

6:51 chandelier with the Bud Light oh yeah

6:51 chandelier with the Bud Light oh yeah there's a pun or a dad joke or a

6:53 there's a pun or a dad joke or a

6:53 there's a pun or a dad joke or a one-liner for everything a year and the

6:56 one-liner for everything a year and the

6:56 one-liner for everything a year and the few things that don't have them are

6:57 few things that don't have them are

6:57 few things that don't have them are still hilarious like this hillbilly time

6:59 still hilarious like this hillbilly time

6:59 still hilarious like this hillbilly time machine unfortunately Keith told me the

7:01 machine unfortunately Keith told me the

7:01 machine unfortunately Keith told me the flux capacitors out of whack right now

7:03 flux capacitors out of whack right now

7:03 flux capacitors out of whack right now but despite that it's still the local

7:05 but despite that it's still the local

7:05 but despite that it's still the local hub for time travelers oh yeah man

7:08 hub for time travelers oh yeah man

7:08 hub for time travelers oh yeah man everything out here has a crazy twist

7:10 everything out here has a crazy twist

7:10 everything out here has a crazy twist but we're getting ahead of ourselves

7:11 but we're getting ahead of ourselves

7:11 but we're getting ahead of ourselves with the whole forest of puns back here

7:13 with the whole forest of puns back here

7:13 with the whole forest of puns back here cuz there's so much other stuff to see

7:16 cuz there's so much other stuff to see

7:16 cuz there's so much other stuff to see when their local authorities objected to

7:18 when their local authorities objected to

7:18 when their local authorities objected to the semi-truck trailer with Keith's toy

7:20 the semi-truck trailer with Keith's toy

7:20 the semi-truck trailer with Keith's toy collection and telling him he can't have

7:22 collection and telling him he can't have

7:22 collection and telling him he can't have abandoned vehicles on the property this

7:24 abandoned vehicles on the property this

7:24 abandoned vehicles on the property this too was turned into art and although

7:26 too was turned into art and although

7:26 too was turned into art and although Keith personally doesn't consider

7:28 Keith personally doesn't consider

7:28 Keith personally doesn't consider himself much of a painter the side of

7:29 himself much of a painter the side of

7:29 himself much of a painter the side of the old trailer became a tribute to some

7:31 the old trailer became a tribute to some

7:31 the old trailer became a tribute to some of his favorite circus clowns including

7:34 of his favorite circus clowns including

7:34 of his favorite circus clowns including himself oh yeah Keith was once a circus

7:37 himself oh yeah Keith was once a circus

7:37 himself oh yeah Keith was once a circus clown action that one might make sense

7:39 clown action that one might make sense

7:39 clown action that one might make sense when a local band wanted to film a music

7:41 when a local band wanted to film a music

7:41 when a local band wanted to film a music video out here they ask that their

7:43 video out here they ask that their

7:43 video out here they ask that their portraits get painted as well so now

7:45 portraits get painted as well so now

7:45 portraits get painted as well so now members of the mud dobbers are enshrined

7:47 members of the mud dobbers are enshrined

7:47 members of the mud dobbers are enshrined out here in the hillbilly garden forever

7:50 out here in the hillbilly garden forever

7:50 out here in the hillbilly garden forever or until the paint fades away well of

7:52 or until the paint fades away well of

7:52 or until the paint fades away well of course one sheetmetal portrait leads to

7:54 course one sheetmetal portrait leads to

7:54 course one sheetmetal portrait leads to another now there are all kinds of crazy

7:56 another now there are all kinds of crazy

7:56 another now there are all kinds of crazy characters out here look at this the

7:58 characters out here look at this the

7:58 characters out here look at this the whole front of the whole tome has become

8:01 whole front of the whole tome has become

8:01 whole front of the whole tome has become an art gallery oh my gosh there's Doc

8:03 an art gallery oh my gosh there's Doc

8:03 an art gallery oh my gosh there's Doc Holliday Billy the Kid and if you're

8:05 Holliday Billy the Kid and if you're

8:05 Holliday Billy the Kid and if you're noticing that there's quite a number of

8:06 noticing that there's quite a number of

8:06 noticing that there's quite a number of clown portraits that's because Keith

8:08 clown portraits that's because Keith

8:08 clown portraits that's because Keith told me that if a painting didn't start

8:09 told me that if a painting didn't start

8:09 told me that if a painting didn't start looking like who it's supposed to be

8:11 looking like who it's supposed to be

8:11 looking like who it's supposed to be within three hours they cut turned into

8:12 within three hours they cut turned into

8:12 within three hours they cut turned into a clown man if I had thought of that I

8:14 a clown man if I had thought of that I

8:14 a clown man if I had thought of that I would have finished a lot

8:15 would have finished a lot

8:15 would have finished a lot more of my paintings I'll tell you what

8:17 more of my paintings I'll tell you what

8:17 more of my paintings I'll tell you what is so awesome the hill Billy

8:20 is so awesome the hill Billy

8:20 is so awesome the hill Billy arts yard gallery this place is

8:23 arts yard gallery this place is

8:23 arts yard gallery this place is legendary oh yeah this is definitely a

8:26 legendary oh yeah this is definitely a

8:26 legendary oh yeah this is definitely a little more of the hillbilly Kentucky

8:29 little more of the hillbilly Kentucky

8:29 little more of the hillbilly Kentucky flavor I was looking for huh hello there

8:31 flavor I was looking for huh hello there

8:31 flavor I was looking for huh hello there madam Holly eggs coming along oh she

8:33 madam Holly eggs coming along oh she

8:33 madam Holly eggs coming along oh she doesn't want to talk about now that's

8:34 doesn't want to talk about now that's

8:34 doesn't want to talk about now that's okay if the chickens don't want to talk

8:36 okay if the chickens don't want to talk

8:36 okay if the chickens don't want to talk maybe the Ducks will or the pig or the

8:38 maybe the Ducks will or the pig or the

8:38 maybe the Ducks will or the pig or the huge jerky out there besides her that

8:43 huge jerky out there besides her that

8:43 huge jerky out there besides her that perky oh man I'm gonna be thinking about

8:45 perky oh man I'm gonna be thinking about

8:45 perky oh man I'm gonna be thinking about Thanksgiving for the rest of the day I

8:47 Thanksgiving for the rest of the day I

8:47 Thanksgiving for the rest of the day I don't know if you noticed but Apple

8:48 don't know if you noticed but Apple

8:48 don't know if you noticed but Apple Valley's animal farm is actually located

8:51 Valley's animal farm is actually located

8:51 Valley's animal farm is actually located right behind this western town here he's

8:54 right behind this western town here he's

8:54 right behind this western town here he's tribute to Kentuck territory which was a

8:56 tribute to Kentuck territory which was a

8:56 tribute to Kentuck territory which was a nearby classic Old West roadside

9:00 nearby classic Old West roadside

9:00 nearby classic Old West roadside attraction that is epic and all built

9:06 attraction that is epic and all built

9:06 attraction that is epic and all built out of scrap lumber and a healthy dose

9:08 out of scrap lumber and a healthy dose

9:08 out of scrap lumber and a healthy dose of imagination do I love that

9:10 of imagination do I love that

9:10 of imagination do I love that Frankenstein painting right there

9:12 Frankenstein painting right there

9:12 Frankenstein painting right there they should be selling prints of these

9:13 they should be selling prints of these

9:13 they should be selling prints of these as long as we're standing out here in

9:15 as long as we're standing out here in

9:15 as long as we're standing out here in front of the house with the chickens I

9:16 front of the house with the chickens I

9:16 front of the house with the chickens I might as well mention the hillbilly

9:18 might as well mention the hillbilly

9:18 might as well mention the hillbilly mobile lawn mower and some of you

9:20 mobile lawn mower and some of you

9:20 mobile lawn mower and some of you southeastern USA roadtrippers might

9:23 southeastern USA roadtrippers might

9:23 southeastern USA roadtrippers might recognize this looking familiar do you

9:25 recognize this looking familiar do you

9:25 recognize this looking familiar do you get it's the whole version of Sirach

9:28 get it's the whole version of Sirach

9:28 get it's the whole version of Sirach City get it Rock City see man all of my

9:33 City get it Rock City see man all of my

9:33 City get it Rock City see man all of my favorite stuff is here and it only gets

9:35 favorite stuff is here and it only gets

9:35 favorite stuff is here and it only gets better because it turns out that

9:37 better because it turns out that

9:37 better because it turns out that eventually they found a way to build

9:39 eventually they found a way to build

9:39 eventually they found a way to build Toyland after all behind the crazy

9:42 Toyland after all behind the crazy

9:42 Toyland after all behind the crazy quilted house and behind the crazy

9:45 quilted house and behind the crazy

9:45 quilted house and behind the crazy custom koi pond made out of bottles even

9:48 custom koi pond made out of bottles even

9:48 custom koi pond made out of bottles even a glass human head yeah the property's a

9:50 a glass human head yeah the property's a

9:50 a glass human head yeah the property's a one-time garage has been completely

9:54 one-time garage has been completely

9:54 one-time garage has been completely transformed it's one is impressive you

9:57 transformed it's one is impressive you

9:57 transformed it's one is impressive you guys prepare your mind but you're about

9:59 guys prepare your mind but you're about

9:59 guys prepare your mind but you're about to witness toy over low ladies and

10:02 to witness toy over low ladies and

10:02 to witness toy over low ladies and gentleman lows the door behind you and

10:04 gentleman lows the door behind you and

10:04 gentleman lows the door behind you and welcome to toy lay oh my gosh this toy

10:16 welcome to toy lay oh my gosh this toy

10:16 welcome to toy lay oh my gosh this toy room okay well the room isn't that big

10:19 room okay well the room isn't that big

10:19 room okay well the room isn't that big but

10:19 but

10:19 but check out this epic freakin toy

10:23 check out this epic freakin toy

10:23 check out this epic freakin toy collection they don't just have a little

10:26 collection they don't just have a little

10:26 collection they don't just have a little bit of everything in here they've got a

10:29 bit of everything in here they've got a

10:29 bit of everything in here they've got a lot of everything it's like an epic toy

10:33 lot of everything it's like an epic toy

10:33 lot of everything it's like an epic toy museum only unlike a toy museum toy land

10:36 museum only unlike a toy museum toy land

10:36 museum only unlike a toy museum toy land isn't arranged stiffly or formally

10:39 isn't arranged stiffly or formally

10:39 isn't arranged stiffly or formally there's a little bit of everything

10:40 there's a little bit of everything

10:40 there's a little bit of everything everywhere all the toys are mixed and

10:43 everywhere all the toys are mixed and

10:43 everywhere all the toys are mixed and mashing and hanging out with each other

10:45 mashing and hanging out with each other

10:45 mashing and hanging out with each other just like they would in an actual kids

10:48 just like they would in an actual kids

10:48 just like they would in an actual kids of bedroom this is the freakin coolest

10:52 of bedroom this is the freakin coolest

10:52 of bedroom this is the freakin coolest room I have ever been in once you walk

10:55 room I have ever been in once you walk

10:55 room I have ever been in once you walk all the way into the center you are

10:57 all the way into the center you are

10:57 all the way into the center you are literally surrounded with 360 degrees of

11:03 literally surrounded with 360 degrees of

11:03 literally surrounded with 360 degrees of toys on multiple levels oh my goodness

11:10 toys on multiple levels oh my goodness

11:10 toys on multiple levels oh my goodness I'll try it and pee it through slowly

11:12 I'll try it and pee it through slowly

11:12 I'll try it and pee it through slowly and give you guys a chance to get a good

11:14 and give you guys a chance to get a good

11:14 and give you guys a chance to get a good luck because no doubt you're seeing

11:15 luck because no doubt you're seeing

11:15 luck because no doubt you're seeing plenty of stuff you recognize but there

11:18 plenty of stuff you recognize but there

11:18 plenty of stuff you recognize but there are so many toys in here I feel like it

11:21 are so many toys in here I feel like it

11:21 are so many toys in here I feel like it would take a lifetime to see them all I

11:23 would take a lifetime to see them all I

11:23 would take a lifetime to see them all I am particularly loving the little people

11:26 am particularly loving the little people

11:26 am particularly loving the little people toys did you ever play with fisher-price

11:27 toys did you ever play with fisher-price

11:27 toys did you ever play with fisher-price little people when I was a little people

11:29 little people when I was a little people

11:29 little people when I was a little people we got to play with all of my mom and my

11:31 we got to play with all of my mom and my

11:31 we got to play with all of my mom and my aunt's left overs I thought we had a lot

11:34 aunt's left overs I thought we had a lot

11:34 aunt's left overs I thought we had a lot of stuff I never even knew there was a

11:36 of stuff I never even knew there was a

11:36 of stuff I never even knew there was a Holiday Inn set like that one back there

11:38 Holiday Inn set like that one back there

11:38 Holiday Inn set like that one back there or an old-school KFC and McDonald's this

11:42 or an old-school KFC and McDonald's this

11:42 or an old-school KFC and McDonald's this is amazing it's like a whole little

11:44 is amazing it's like a whole little

11:44 is amazing it's like a whole little people town oh my gosh my brother and I

11:46 people town oh my gosh my brother and I

11:46 people town oh my gosh my brother and I we had a train just like this which of

11:49 we had a train just like this which of

11:49 we had a train just like this which of course we used to play Disneyland with

11:51 course we used to play Disneyland with

11:51 course we used to play Disneyland with but my absolute favorite little people

11:54 but my absolute favorite little people

11:54 but my absolute favorite little people toys were the ones you could use in the

11:56 toys were the ones you could use in the

11:56 toys were the ones you could use in the bathtub floating marina floating boats

11:59 bathtub floating marina floating boats

11:59 bathtub floating marina floating boats so that is one of those things they just

12:01 so that is one of those things they just

12:01 so that is one of those things they just don't make them like they used to those

12:03 don't make them like they used to those

12:03 don't make them like they used to those were the days man the bathtub toy days

12:06 were the days man the bathtub toy days

12:06 were the days man the bathtub toy days all May

12:07 all May

12:07 all May this is all absolutely insane

12:12 this is all absolutely insane

12:12 this is all absolutely insane everywhere I look I see stuff I used to

12:15 everywhere I look I see stuff I used to

12:15 everywhere I look I see stuff I used to have stuff I always wanted and I thought

12:17 have stuff I always wanted and I thought

12:17 have stuff I always wanted and I thought I knew a lot about toys but a lot of

12:19 I knew a lot about toys but a lot of

12:19 I knew a lot about toys but a lot of stuff I never knew existed I mean how

12:22 stuff I never knew existed I mean how

12:22 stuff I never knew existed I mean how cool are all these old-school

12:25 cool are all these old-school

12:25 cool are all these old-school large-scale cowboy figures and

12:27 large-scale cowboy figures and

12:27 large-scale cowboy figures and especially the old place that's dude I

12:30 especially the old place that's dude I

12:30 especially the old place that's dude I love the Billy the Kid back there is

12:32 love the Billy the Kid back there is

12:32 love the Billy the Kid back there is hanging out with a Wyatt Earp Doc

12:34 hanging out with a Wyatt Earp Doc

12:34 hanging out with a Wyatt Earp Doc Holliday and you know Jerry Springer

12:37 Holliday and you know Jerry Springer

12:37 Holliday and you know Jerry Springer looks like he's up to his old tricks

12:38 looks like he's up to his old tricks

12:38 looks like he's up to his old tricks reading a little he's between these

12:40 reading a little he's between these

12:40 reading a little he's between these firemen to to everyone from the Wolfman

12:42 firemen to to everyone from the Wolfman

12:42 firemen to to everyone from the Wolfman to the Cat in the Hat I think that's

12:44 to the Cat in the Hat I think that's

12:44 to the Cat in the Hat I think that's Donald Trump right there Frankie's

12:46 Donald Trump right there Frankie's

12:46 Donald Trump right there Frankie's monster even the Ninja Turtles are

12:49 monster even the Ninja Turtles are

12:49 monster even the Ninja Turtles are kickin it in this Old West diorama

12:51 kickin it in this Old West diorama

12:51 kickin it in this Old West diorama diorama I think that's my favorite thing

12:55 diorama I think that's my favorite thing

12:55 diorama I think that's my favorite thing about this place when I was a kid played

12:57 about this place when I was a kid played

12:57 about this place when I was a kid played with my toys Batman definitely teamed up

12:59 with my toys Batman definitely teamed up

12:59 with my toys Batman definitely teamed up with the Ninja Turtles lob there used to

13:02 with the Ninja Turtles lob there used to

13:02 with the Ninja Turtles lob there used to give advice to my crash dummies I always

13:04 give advice to my crash dummies I always

13:04 give advice to my crash dummies I always imagined all my favorite toys all lived

13:06 imagined all my favorite toys all lived

13:06 imagined all my favorite toys all lived in the same crazy mixed-up City so even

13:09 in the same crazy mixed-up City so even

13:09 in the same crazy mixed-up City so even though I have seen a lot of very epic

13:12 though I have seen a lot of very epic

13:12 though I have seen a lot of very epic toy collections lately like the world's

13:14 toy collections lately like the world's

13:14 toy collections lately like the world's largest toy museum the action figure

13:15 largest toy museum the action figure

13:15 largest toy museum the action figure museum I gotta tell you so far this one

13:18 museum I gotta tell you so far this one

13:18 museum I gotta tell you so far this one is my favorite what that Mork and Mindy

13:21 is my favorite what that Mork and Mindy

13:21 is my favorite what that Mork and Mindy are up there next to the Star Trek Mego

13:24 are up there next to the Star Trek Mego

13:24 are up there next to the Star Trek Mego hey I see the Fonz up there big 66

13:28 hey I see the Fonz up there big 66

13:28 hey I see the Fonz up there big 66 Batmobile giant ETD epic ghostbusters

13:32 Batmobile giant ETD epic ghostbusters

13:32 Batmobile giant ETD epic ghostbusters firehouse play set back there I was

13:34 firehouse play set back there I was

13:34 firehouse play set back there I was telling you guys about that when we were

13:35 telling you guys about that when we were

13:35 telling you guys about that when we were not the real thing in New York never had

13:37 not the real thing in New York never had

13:37 not the real thing in New York never had always wanted just in my field of view

13:39 always wanted just in my field of view

13:39 always wanted just in my field of view right now I see the Simpsons I see Weird

13:41 right now I see the Simpsons I see Weird

13:41 right now I see the Simpsons I see Weird Al I see the Muppets I see Dick Tracy I

13:44 Al I see the Muppets I see Dick Tracy I

13:44 Al I see the Muppets I see Dick Tracy I see spongebob Family Guy x-men are even

13:49 see spongebob Family Guy x-men are even

13:49 see spongebob Family Guy x-men are even epic serial characters hanging out here

13:51 epic serial characters hanging out here

13:51 epic serial characters hanging out here now there are over 3,500 toys in here

13:56 now there are over 3,500 toys in here

13:56 now there are over 3,500 toys in here and according to Keith who's trying to

13:57 and according to Keith who's trying to

13:57 and according to Keith who's trying to fix one of them back there it's only

13:58 fix one of them back there it's only

13:58 fix one of them back there it's only like 20% of the collection this makes me

14:01 like 20% of the collection this makes me

14:01 like 20% of the collection this makes me it's so bummed out that the original

14:03 it's so bummed out that the original

14:03 it's so bummed out that the original financial backers backed out of the

14:06 financial backers backed out of the

14:06 financial backers backed out of the first toy land concept hopefully someday

14:09 first toy land concept hopefully someday

14:09 first toy land concept hopefully someday the funding comes together because

14:10 the funding comes together because

14:10 the funding comes together because Keith's ultimate vision for toilet is a

14:13 Keith's ultimate vision for toilet is a

14:13 Keith's ultimate vision for toilet is a much larger diorama that like this you

14:16 much larger diorama that like this you

14:16 much larger diorama that like this you can walk

14:17 can walk

14:17 can walk and just be totally immersed lawman way

14:20 and just be totally immersed lawman way

14:20 and just be totally immersed lawman way in that back corner I see a whole setup

14:22 in that back corner I see a whole setup

14:22 in that back corner I see a whole setup of Batman villains and right above all

14:25 of Batman villains and right above all

14:25 of Batman villains and right above all the Ghostbuster to see a whole you walk

14:27 the Ghostbuster to see a whole you walk

14:27 the Ghostbuster to see a whole you walk forest up there with wait a minute is

14:29 forest up there with wait a minute is

14:29 forest up there with wait a minute is that Robb Stark oh poor Rob don't go to

14:32 that Robb Stark oh poor Rob don't go to

14:32 that Robb Stark oh poor Rob don't go to any weddings there's more Star Wars than

14:34 any weddings there's more Star Wars than

14:34 any weddings there's more Star Wars than I could shake a stick out in here all

14:35 I could shake a stick out in here all

14:35 I could shake a stick out in here all along the top tier against all the back

14:38 along the top tier against all the back

14:38 along the top tier against all the back walls are innumerable Star Wars diorama

14:41 walls are innumerable Star Wars diorama

14:41 walls are innumerable Star Wars diorama setups I see a lot of Tatooine and oh my

14:44 setups I see a lot of Tatooine and oh my

14:44 setups I see a lot of Tatooine and oh my gosh check out that show eat huh Action

14:48 gosh check out that show eat huh Action

14:48 gosh check out that show eat huh Action Man Hoth runs along the whole side of

14:50 Man Hoth runs along the whole side of

14:50 Man Hoth runs along the whole side of the building and I love that it's not

14:51 the building and I love that it's not

14:51 the building and I love that it's not just a Musti museum display of figures

14:54 just a Musti museum display of figures

14:54 just a Musti museum display of figures look at that you got some x-wing pilots

14:56 look at that you got some x-wing pilots

14:56 look at that you got some x-wing pilots building Frosty the Snowman back there

14:58 building Frosty the Snowman back there

14:58 building Frosty the Snowman back there whoa double vintage Death Star playsets

15:01 whoa double vintage Death Star playsets

15:01 whoa double vintage Death Star playsets on the ceiling I see pigs in space hair

15:04 on the ceiling I see pigs in space hair

15:04 on the ceiling I see pigs in space hair bears at the clouds looking down at us I

15:06 bears at the clouds looking down at us I

15:06 bears at the clouds looking down at us I mean I told you there was a little bit

15:07 mean I told you there was a little bit

15:07 mean I told you there was a little bit of everything look at that woody and

15:09 of everything look at that woody and

15:09 of everything look at that woody and Jessie are driving the stagecoach next

15:11 Jessie are driving the stagecoach next

15:11 Jessie are driving the stagecoach next to grandpa Munster down here you got the

15:13 to grandpa Munster down here you got the

15:13 to grandpa Munster down here you got the veggie tails hanging out with Zorro

15:15 veggie tails hanging out with Zorro

15:15 veggie tails hanging out with Zorro hippy Barbie's meeting aliens Twinkie

15:17 hippy Barbie's meeting aliens Twinkie

15:17 hippy Barbie's meeting aliens Twinkie the kid is hanging out while slick and

15:19 the kid is hanging out while slick and

15:19 the kid is hanging out while slick and spin watch a whole bunch of bugs

15:21 spin watch a whole bunch of bugs

15:21 spin watch a whole bunch of bugs sentinels from x-men are staring over

15:24 sentinels from x-men are staring over

15:24 sentinels from x-men are staring over and just the crazy giant Jurassic Park

15:27 and just the crazy giant Jurassic Park

15:27 and just the crazy giant Jurassic Park diorama oh and look behind look at all

15:29 diorama oh and look behind look at all

15:29 diorama oh and look behind look at all those Pirates of the Caribbean figures

15:31 those Pirates of the Caribbean figures

15:31 those Pirates of the Caribbean figures dude there is way way too much to

15:34 dude there is way way too much to

15:34 dude there is way way too much to capture all in one video literally

15:37 capture all in one video literally

15:37 capture all in one video literally thousands of toys just in here not

15:39 thousands of toys just in here not

15:39 thousands of toys just in here not counting that whole trailer and

15:40 counting that whole trailer and

15:40 counting that whole trailer and according to Keith it all started with

15:43 according to Keith it all started with

15:43 according to Keith it all started with this one figure of the ha not from his

15:46 this one figure of the ha not from his

15:46 this one figure of the ha not from his childhood he found out at a thrift store

15:48 childhood he found out at a thrift store

15:48 childhood he found out at a thrift store and obviously the collection has been

15:50 and obviously the collection has been

15:50 and obviously the collection has been growing and growing ever since that

15:53 growing and growing ever since that

15:53 growing and growing ever since that moment one of my favorite sections of

15:56 moment one of my favorite sections of

15:56 moment one of my favorite sections of all is this one mainly inspired by The

15:59 all is this one mainly inspired by The

15:59 all is this one mainly inspired by The Nightmare Before Christmas but also

16:01 Nightmare Before Christmas but also

16:01 Nightmare Before Christmas but also including plenty of glow-in-the-dark

16:04 including plenty of glow-in-the-dark

16:04 including plenty of glow-in-the-dark classic monsters everything from Mars

16:06 classic monsters everything from Mars

16:06 classic monsters everything from Mars Attacks to the Cryptkeeper to rudolph to

16:09 Attacks to the Cryptkeeper to rudolph to

16:09 Attacks to the Cryptkeeper to rudolph to frankenstein to Casper the Friendly

16:11 frankenstein to Casper the Friendly

16:11 frankenstein to Casper the Friendly Ghost is over here oh it's been a while

16:14 Ghost is over here oh it's been a while

16:14 Ghost is over here oh it's been a while since I've seen an Urkel doll and I have

16:16 since I've seen an Urkel doll and I have

16:16 since I've seen an Urkel doll and I have to admit his pee-wee's Playhouse setup

16:19 to admit his pee-wee's Playhouse setup

16:19 to admit his pee-wee's Playhouse setup is much more impressive than mine look

16:21 is much more impressive than mine look

16:22 is much more impressive than mine look at peewee running around in this circle

16:23 at peewee running around in this circle

16:23 at peewee running around in this circle some of these toys are held down by

16:25 some of these toys are held down by

16:25 some of these toys are held down by latex which is kind of a removable type

16:27 latex which is kind of a removable type

16:27 latex which is kind of a removable type of a glue

16:28 of a glue

16:28 of a glue a lot of them are just sitting out in

16:29 a lot of them are just sitting out in

16:30 a lot of them are just sitting out in here you may be wondering how Keith sets

16:32 here you may be wondering how Keith sets

16:32 here you may be wondering how Keith sets them back up in case anything gets

16:34 them back up in case anything gets

16:34 them back up in case anything gets knocked over I was wondering the same

16:35 knocked over I was wondering the same

16:35 knocked over I was wondering the same thing well it turns out that behind

16:37 thing well it turns out that behind

16:37 thing well it turns out that behind these little walls here are secret

16:39 these little walls here are secret

16:39 these little walls here are secret tunnels dude this is awesome I am really

16:42 tunnels dude this is awesome I am really

16:42 tunnels dude this is awesome I am really trying not to think about the spiders oh

16:44 trying not to think about the spiders oh

16:44 trying not to think about the spiders oh oh that's why I put my guy at Snapple

16:47 oh that's why I put my guy at Snapple

16:47 oh that's why I put my guy at Snapple huh

16:48 huh

16:48 huh I feel like an explorer okay oh man oh

16:52 I feel like an explorer okay oh man oh

16:52 I feel like an explorer okay oh man oh man yes this definitely puts a different

16:56 man yes this definitely puts a different

16:56 man yes this definitely puts a different perspective on things look at this we're

16:59 perspective on things look at this we're

16:59 perspective on things look at this we're looking for the toys I view this is what

17:02 looking for the toys I view this is what

17:02 looking for the toys I view this is what they see when people come inside to take

17:04 they see when people come inside to take

17:04 they see when people come inside to take the tour oh man this is impressive I got

17:07 the tour oh man this is impressive I got

17:07 the tour oh man this is impressive I got to tell you though this is one tight

17:09 to tell you though this is one tight

17:09 to tell you though this is one tight squeeze that's cool of a view as this is

17:11 squeeze that's cool of a view as this is

17:11 squeeze that's cool of a view as this is yep I can definitely feel my rump area

17:15 yep I can definitely feel my rump area

17:15 yep I can definitely feel my rump area knocking over some toys probably better

17:17 knocking over some toys probably better

17:17 knocking over some toys probably better squeeze our weight back out of here oh

17:20 squeeze our weight back out of here oh

17:20 squeeze our weight back out of here oh no what am i know that's there been

17:26 no what am i know that's there been

17:26 no what am i know that's there been enough killing oh don't think about the

17:29 enough killing oh don't think about the

17:29 enough killing oh don't think about the spiders don't think about the spiders

17:31 spiders don't think about the spiders

17:31 spiders don't think about the spiders think about anything but the spider

17:33 think about anything but the spider

17:33 think about anything but the spider alright there are way too many toys to

17:36 alright there are way too many toys to

17:36 alright there are way too many toys to look at all in one shot I've gotta get

17:39 look at all in one shot I've gotta get

17:39 look at all in one shot I've gotta get out of this room my brain is so

17:42 out of this room my brain is so

17:42 out of this room my brain is so overstimulated by all the fun and after

17:44 overstimulated by all the fun and after

17:44 overstimulated by all the fun and after being in the tunnels I'm trying to get a

17:45 being in the tunnels I'm trying to get a

17:45 being in the tunnels I'm trying to get a little claustrophobic we'll make our way

17:48 little claustrophobic we'll make our way

17:48 little claustrophobic we'll make our way out of here fall of course he has the

17:50 out of here fall of course he has the

17:50 out of here fall of course he has the Thunder quiet everyone had the Thunder

17:52 Thunder quiet everyone had the Thunder

17:52 Thunder quiet everyone had the Thunder quack but me dang it oh I was forgot she

17:55 quack but me dang it oh I was forgot she

17:55 quack but me dang it oh I was forgot she said we could activate his old wind-up

17:58 said we could activate his old wind-up

17:58 said we could activate his old wind-up train from his childhood okay let's see

18:01 train from his childhood okay let's see

18:01 train from his childhood okay let's see here keep this bumming out because

18:07 here keep this bumming out because

18:07 here keep this bumming out because apparently there were six

18:09 apparently there were six

18:09 apparently there were six all running in here at one time but over

18:13 all running in here at one time but over

18:13 all running in here at one time but over the years they've slowly burned

18:16 the years they've slowly burned

18:16 the years they've slowly burned themselves out and ground to a halt what

18:21 themselves out and ground to a halt what

18:21 themselves out and ground to a halt what seemed to me still running along that is

18:24 seemed to me still running along that is

18:24 seemed to me still running along that is awesome I am so happy that I didn't

18:26 awesome I am so happy that I didn't

18:27 awesome I am so happy that I didn't knock over everything there's just so

18:28 knock over everything there's just so

18:28 knock over everything there's just so much crazy stuff in there I don't want

18:30 much crazy stuff in there I don't want

18:30 much crazy stuff in there I don't want to be the one direct everything oh my

18:32 to be the one direct everything oh my

18:32 to be the one direct everything oh my gosh Toyland was awesome so exciting

18:35 gosh Toyland was awesome so exciting

18:35 gosh Toyland was awesome so exciting being in there I almost peed a little

18:36 being in there I almost peed a little

18:36 being in there I almost peed a little good thing I held on so I can use

18:38 good thing I held on so I can use

18:38 good thing I held on so I can use hillbilly heaven out here though

18:41 hillbilly heaven out here though

18:41 hillbilly heaven out here though no I'm just kidding that's just a

18:42 no I'm just kidding that's just a

18:42 no I'm just kidding that's just a replica by the way they were telling me

18:44 replica by the way they were telling me

18:44 replica by the way they were telling me this is the original well on the

18:46 this is the original well on the

18:46 this is the original well on the property it hasn't been going so well

18:47 property it hasn't been going so well

18:47 property it hasn't been going so well lately because I'm sorry to say dear

18:50 lately because I'm sorry to say dear

18:50 lately because I'm sorry to say dear liza there's a hole in my book dear liza

18:53 liza there's a hole in my book dear liza

18:53 liza there's a hole in my book dear liza oh ho now this whole place is free and

18:56 oh ho now this whole place is free and

18:56 oh ho now this whole place is free and as you can see keith is wandering around

18:58 as you can see keith is wandering around

18:58 as you can see keith is wandering around back and forth giving tours of the

19:00 back and forth giving tours of the

19:00 back and forth giving tours of the property all day long visitor after

19:02 property all day long visitor after

19:02 property all day long visitor after visitor after visitor pulling off the

19:04 visitor after visitor pulling off the

19:04 visitor after visitor pulling off the highway so if you guys come out here

19:06 highway so if you guys come out here

19:06 highway so if you guys come out here make sure to leave a contribution in the

19:09 make sure to leave a contribution in the

19:09 make sure to leave a contribution in the lead okay that way they can continue

19:12 lead okay that way they can continue

19:12 lead okay that way they can continue growing the pun forest alright we're

19:14 growing the pun forest alright we're

19:15 growing the pun forest alright we're gonna get out there again but before we

19:16 gonna get out there again but before we

19:16 gonna get out there again but before we do I've got to show you guys a little

19:18 do I've got to show you guys a little

19:18 do I've got to show you guys a little bit of this even counting all those toys

19:20 bit of this even counting all those toys

19:20 bit of this even counting all those toys I think this might be my favorite part

19:22 I think this might be my favorite part

19:22 I think this might be my favorite part check this out we are now standing

19:26 check this out we are now standing

19:26 check this out we are now standing inside the Wallace family's original

19:29 inside the Wallace family's original

19:29 inside the Wallace family's original roadside gas station and Country Store

19:32 roadside gas station and Country Store

19:32 roadside gas station and Country Store it's just a very same counter that Keith

19:35 it's just a very same counter that Keith

19:35 it's just a very same counter that Keith holds grandparents stood behind in the

19:38 holds grandparents stood behind in the

19:38 holds grandparents stood behind in the 1930 selling people oil and gas that

19:41 1930 selling people oil and gas that

19:41 1930 selling people oil and gas that they would set down a spell here in

19:44 they would set down a spell here in

19:44 they would set down a spell here in these exact chairs at this exact

19:47 these exact chairs at this exact

19:47 these exact chairs at this exact old-school counter than behind it the

19:49 old-school counter than behind it the

19:49 old-school counter than behind it the woloson could fix you up a chicken

19:52 woloson could fix you up a chicken

19:52 woloson could fix you up a chicken dinner made fresh from the chickens on

19:54 dinner made fresh from the chickens on

19:54 dinner made fresh from the chickens on the property right here in this exact

19:57 the property right here in this exact

19:57 the property right here in this exact oven you talk about a mom-and-pop

19:59 oven you talk about a mom-and-pop

19:59 oven you talk about a mom-and-pop operation inside you can find all kinds

20:02 operation inside you can find all kinds

20:02 operation inside you can find all kinds of original photos showing the original

20:04 of original photos showing the original

20:04 of original photos showing the original Apple Valley and the family that ran the

20:07 Apple Valley and the family that ran the

20:07 Apple Valley and the family that ran the story have records from World War two

20:09 story have records from World War two

20:09 story have records from World War two back here their original soda pop

20:11 back here their original soda pop

20:11 back here their original soda pop selling license even a picture of oral

20:13 selling license even a picture of oral

20:13 selling license even a picture of oral play in the old fiddle oh and it's not

20:16 play in the old fiddle oh and it's not

20:16 play in the old fiddle oh and it's not just pictures because when they were

20:17 just pictures because when they were

20:17 just pictures because when they were cleaning these buildings out to reopen

20:19 cleaning these buildings out to reopen

20:19 cleaning these buildings out to reopen the property Keith

20:21 the property Keith

20:21 the property Keith the fiddle itself see that that's the

20:23 the fiddle itself see that that's the

20:23 the fiddle itself see that that's the original gulf sign that you stay hang

20:26 original gulf sign that you stay hang

20:26 original gulf sign that you stay hang out in front almost all of this old Gulf

20:28 out in front almost all of this old Gulf

20:28 out in front almost all of this old Gulf oil and gas stuff as well as these

20:30 oil and gas stuff as well as these

20:30 oil and gas stuff as well as these pictures all the war bah they're all

20:32 pictures all the war bah they're all

20:32 pictures all the war bah they're all original family relics they found in the

20:35 original family relics they found in the

20:35 original family relics they found in the building only did oral Wallis and family

20:37 building only did oral Wallis and family

20:37 building only did oral Wallis and family serve up some crispy chicken dinners

20:40 serve up some crispy chicken dinners

20:40 serve up some crispy chicken dinners give you I'll and gas apparently he was

20:42 give you I'll and gas apparently he was

20:42 give you I'll and gas apparently he was also the local mail carrier and

20:44 also the local mail carrier and

20:44 also the local mail carrier and moonshiner he could to let her both you

20:47 moonshiner he could to let her both you

20:47 moonshiner he could to let her both you on the same route and dude check this

20:49 on the same route and dude check this

20:49 on the same route and dude check this out he was also handy as a barber those

20:53 out he was also handy as a barber those

20:53 out he was also handy as a barber those are his original hand squeezy Clippers

20:55 are his original hand squeezy Clippers

20:55 are his original hand squeezy Clippers this is the original sharpening strap

20:58 this is the original sharpening strap

20:58 this is the original sharpening strap and the lather brush so he could give

21:00 and the lather brush so he could give

21:00 and the lather brush so he could give you a shave the old oral Wallis plays

21:04 you a shave the old oral Wallis plays

21:04 you a shave the old oral Wallis plays give myself a haircut

21:05 give myself a haircut

21:05 give myself a haircut crispy dinner and fill up with gas go

21:07 crispy dinner and fill up with gas go

21:07 crispy dinner and fill up with gas go get myself some fresh eggs maybe a soda

21:09 get myself some fresh eggs maybe a soda

21:09 get myself some fresh eggs maybe a soda pop maybe a job okay a moonshine don't

21:12 pop maybe a job okay a moonshine don't

21:12 pop maybe a job okay a moonshine don't tell mom dude check it out see that sign

21:14 tell mom dude check it out see that sign

21:14 tell mom dude check it out see that sign right there and this gigantic sign in

21:16 right there and this gigantic sign in

21:16 right there and this gigantic sign in front of the counter these are both

21:18 front of the counter these are both

21:18 front of the counter these are both original hand-painted signs from back in

21:21 original hand-painted signs from back in

21:21 original hand-painted signs from back in the 30s and 40s when Keith's grandpa was

21:23 the 30s and 40s when Keith's grandpa was

21:23 the 30s and 40s when Keith's grandpa was running this place he even found some

21:25 running this place he even found some

21:25 running this place he even found some old model T tires on the property and

21:29 old model T tires on the property and

21:29 old model T tires on the property and craziest of all according to the family

21:32 craziest of all according to the family

21:32 craziest of all according to the family lore at one point in time none other

21:35 lore at one point in time none other

21:35 lore at one point in time none other than the infamous Bonnie and Clyde

21:37 than the infamous Bonnie and Clyde

21:37 than the infamous Bonnie and Clyde stopped in and after hanging around for

21:39 stopped in and after hanging around for

21:39 stopped in and after hanging around for a few days they paid their bill with

21:42 a few days they paid their bill with

21:42 a few days they paid their bill with this shotgun now of course nobody who

21:45 this shotgun now of course nobody who

21:45 this shotgun now of course nobody who was here then is still alive to confirm

21:47 was here then is still alive to confirm

21:47 was here then is still alive to confirm that but that's at least the local

21:50 that but that's at least the local

21:50 that but that's at least the local legend that's why Keith's felt that lift

21:52 legend that's why Keith's felt that lift

21:52 legend that's why Keith's felt that lift right there just in case it's not true

21:54 right there just in case it's not true

21:54 right there just in case it's not true he didn't tell people that Clyde left it

21:56 he didn't tell people that Clyde left it

21:56 he didn't tell people that Clyde left it dude imagine cleaning out the attic and

21:58 dude imagine cleaning out the attic and

21:58 dude imagine cleaning out the attic and finding one of Bonnie and Clyde's guns

22:00 finding one of Bonnie and Clyde's guns

22:00 finding one of Bonnie and Clyde's guns that is pretty darn cool much cooler

22:02 that is pretty darn cool much cooler

22:02 that is pretty darn cool much cooler than cleaning out your yard and finding

22:04 than cleaning out your yard and finding

22:04 than cleaning out your yard and finding all these six snake skins actually

22:07 all these six snake skins actually

22:07 all these six snake skins actually they're not so bad there's just

22:08 they're not so bad there's just

22:08 they're not so bad there's just something sexy about snakes

22:10 something sexy about snakes

22:10 something sexy about snakes anyway if all this history wasn't cool

22:12 anyway if all this history wasn't cool

22:12 anyway if all this history wasn't cool enough Keith of course has added a lot

22:13 enough Keith of course has added a lot

22:13 enough Keith of course has added a lot of flair and this gas station turned

22:16 of flair and this gas station turned

22:16 of flair and this gas station turned Museum now doubles up as a monument to

22:19 Museum now doubles up as a monument to

22:19 Museum now doubles up as a monument to theme parks and roadside attractions

22:21 theme parks and roadside attractions

22:21 theme parks and roadside attractions with a huge collection of vintage

22:23 with a huge collection of vintage

22:23 with a huge collection of vintage attraction postcards an insane amount of

22:27 attraction postcards an insane amount of

22:27 attraction postcards an insane amount of old view master slides old theme park

22:30 old view master slides old theme park

22:30 old view master slides old theme park magazines and coloring books park maps

22:32 magazines and coloring books park maps

22:32 magazines and coloring books park maps and old vintage menus seriously keith

22:36 and old vintage menus seriously keith

22:36 and old vintage menus seriously keith has an amazing impressive collection you

22:39 has an amazing impressive collection you

22:39 has an amazing impressive collection you have got to come check it out if you

22:41 have got to come check it out if you

22:41 have got to come check it out if you love theme parks and roadside attraction

22:43 love theme parks and roadside attraction

22:43 love theme parks and roadside attraction and of course Keith is a natural born

22:45 and of course Keith is a natural born

22:45 and of course Keith is a natural born entertainer so make sure you get the

22:47 entertainer so make sure you get the

22:47 entertainer so make sure you get the guided tour because there is a pun or a

22:49 guided tour because there is a pun or a

22:49 guided tour because there is a pun or a story for everything around here in fact

22:52 story for everything around here in fact

22:52 story for everything around here in fact the only reason Keith isn't with us

22:53 the only reason Keith isn't with us

22:53 the only reason Keith isn't with us right now is because we both talk so

22:55 right now is because we both talk so

22:55 right now is because we both talk so much especially to each other that we

22:57 much especially to each other that we

22:57 much especially to each other that we decided there's no way I could show the

22:59 decided there's no way I could show the

22:59 decided there's no way I could show the whole place if we were together oh by

23:01 whole place if we were together oh by

23:01 whole place if we were together oh by the way Keith built this back in the day

23:03 the way Keith built this back in the day

23:03 the way Keith built this back in the day in one of his previous jobs as a

23:05 in one of his previous jobs as a

23:05 in one of his previous jobs as a puppeteer oh yeah Keith was a puppeteer

23:07 puppeteer oh yeah Keith was a puppeteer

23:07 puppeteer oh yeah Keith was a puppeteer a circus clown a stand-up comedian which

23:10 a circus clown a stand-up comedian which

23:10 a circus clown a stand-up comedian which will make a lot of sense to you if you

23:11 will make a lot of sense to you if you

23:11 will make a lot of sense to you if you get the guided tour with Keith and even

23:13 get the guided tour with Keith and even

23:13 get the guided tour with Keith and even a professional certified Union actor as

23:16 a professional certified Union actor as

23:16 a professional certified Union actor as a matter of fact he and his wife met

23:18 a matter of fact he and his wife met

23:18 a matter of fact he and his wife met while working as extras on the first

23:19 while working as extras on the first

23:19 while working as extras on the first episode of Star Trek The Next Generation

23:21 episode of Star Trek The Next Generation

23:21 episode of Star Trek The Next Generation that is one heck of a how my mom and dad

23:24 that is one heck of a how my mom and dad

23:24 that is one heck of a how my mom and dad met snore dude I am a fan of any and all

23:27 met snore dude I am a fan of any and all

23:27 met snore dude I am a fan of any and all roadside attractions but a place with

23:29 roadside attractions but a place with

23:29 roadside attractions but a place with this much history that is something

23:32 this much history that is something

23:32 this much history that is something special especially when the entire place

23:36 special especially when the entire place

23:36 special especially when the entire place covered with handmade DIY custom

23:40 covered with handmade DIY custom

23:40 covered with handmade DIY custom hillbilly you know like old potty-mouth

23:44 hillbilly you know like old potty-mouth

23:44 hillbilly you know like old potty-mouth up here or how about these here he'll

23:46 up here or how about these here he'll

23:46 up here or how about these here he'll Billy Durant I already showed you the

23:48 Billy Durant I already showed you the

23:48 Billy Durant I already showed you the redneck tree course we already saw the

23:49 redneck tree course we already saw the

23:49 redneck tree course we already saw the hillbilly time machine but how about

23:51 hillbilly time machine but how about

23:51 hillbilly time machine but how about this hillbilly chariot over here just

23:54 this hillbilly chariot over here just

23:54 this hillbilly chariot over here just don't blow your head too gasket he told

23:57 don't blow your head too gasket he told

23:57 don't blow your head too gasket he told me they have so many chickens on the

23:58 me they have so many chickens on the

23:58 me they have so many chickens on the property they're starting to mate with

24:00 property they're starting to mate with

24:00 property they're starting to mate with the trees I love the slogan of this

24:03 the trees I love the slogan of this

24:03 the trees I love the slogan of this place which by the way is a tribute to

24:05 place which by the way is a tribute to

24:05 place which by the way is a tribute to Delgadillo snowcat route 66 on the

24:07 Delgadillo snowcat route 66 on the

24:07 Delgadillo snowcat route 66 on the landmark they have a sign just like that

24:09 landmark they have a sign just like that

24:09 landmark they have a sign just like that they definitely don't have a hillbilly

24:12 they definitely don't have a hillbilly

24:12 they definitely don't have a hillbilly spaceship how sick is that this is

24:15 spaceship how sick is that this is

24:15 spaceship how sick is that this is amazing all by itself but of course

24:18 amazing all by itself but of course

24:18 amazing all by itself but of course keith has puns to go along with all of

24:20 keith has puns to go along with all of

24:20 keith has puns to go along with all of it like last night he told me to watch

24:22 it like last night he told me to watch

24:22 it like last night he told me to watch out for their psychedelic mushrooms

24:24 out for their psychedelic mushrooms

24:24 out for their psychedelic mushrooms because people tend to trip on them or

24:26 because people tend to trip on them or

24:26 because people tend to trip on them or how about the hillbilly version of the

24:28 how about the hillbilly version of the

24:28 how about the hillbilly version of the Alice in Wonderland caterpillar up here

24:30 Alice in Wonderland caterpillar up here

24:30 Alice in Wonderland caterpillar up here so we all the neighbors were really

24:32 so we all the neighbors were really

24:32 so we all the neighbors were really worried about this wild long-haired guy

24:35 worried about this wild long-haired guy

24:35 worried about this wild long-haired guy that moved back out here from California

24:36 that moved back out here from California

24:36 that moved back out here from California in the very early days of this place

24:39 in the very early days of this place

24:39 in the very early days of this place apparently some cops came here to ask if

24:41 apparently some cops came here to ask if

24:41 apparently some cops came here to ask if he was growing pop well naturally Keith

24:43 he was growing pop well naturally Keith

24:43 he was growing pop well naturally Keith said yes it came back here and showed

24:45 said yes it came back here and showed

24:45 said yes it came back here and showed them his pot farm what I hear the police

24:48 them his pot farm what I hear the police

24:48 them his pot farm what I hear the police men were not amused with this one so

24:50 men were not amused with this one so

24:50 men were not amused with this one so he's added a little tribute to them in

24:52 he's added a little tribute to them in

24:52 he's added a little tribute to them in this piece ok ok that joke was a little

24:54 this piece ok ok that joke was a little

24:54 this piece ok ok that joke was a little too grown-up for the kid guess we better

24:56 too grown-up for the kid guess we better

24:56 too grown-up for the kid guess we better head over to this area and reboot this

24:59 head over to this area and reboot this

24:59 head over to this area and reboot this is where you you reboot get oh man I

25:02 is where you you reboot get oh man I

25:02 is where you you reboot get oh man I love coming out here and seeing all this

25:04 love coming out here and seeing all this

25:04 love coming out here and seeing all this custom art is pretty great but I have to

25:06 custom art is pretty great but I have to

25:06 custom art is pretty great but I have to warn you there are a lot of sinkholes

25:08 warn you there are a lot of sinkholes

25:08 warn you there are a lot of sinkholes out here so you might want to watch your

25:10 out here so you might want to watch your

25:10 out here so you might want to watch your step

25:11 step

25:11 step puns now Keith will guide you around

25:13 puns now Keith will guide you around

25:13 puns now Keith will guide you around here he'll explain what this tree is and

25:16 here he'll explain what this tree is and

25:16 here he'll explain what this tree is and what that tree is all the trees have

25:18 what that tree is all the trees have

25:18 what that tree is all the trees have pretty cool stories well all except this

25:20 pretty cool stories well all except this

25:20 pretty cool stories well all except this one this tree sucks you suck tree get it

25:24 one this tree sucks you suck tree get it

25:24 one this tree sucks you suck tree get it this tree sucks well you know it doesn't

25:26 this tree sucks well you know it doesn't

25:26 this tree sucks well you know it doesn't suck my favorite thing of all out here

25:29 suck my favorite thing of all out here

25:29 suck my favorite thing of all out here you've heard of the mysterious

25:30 you've heard of the mysterious

25:30 you've heard of the mysterious Stonehenge well hillbilly Gardens has

25:33 Stonehenge well hillbilly Gardens has

25:33 Stonehenge well hillbilly Gardens has the mysterious throne and look this

25:37 the mysterious throne and look this

25:37 the mysterious throne and look this throne yes yes and more yes guys a

25:43 throne yes yes and more yes guys a

25:43 throne yes yes and more yes guys a genius

25:44 genius

25:44 genius where the demons too

25:46 where the demons too

25:46 where the demons too we're the Banshees in that they do live

25:49 we're the Banshees in that they do live

25:49 we're the Banshees in that they do live well on henge where a man is a man and

25:52 well on henge where a man is a man and

25:52 well on henge where a man is a man and the children wipe with their ha ha hey

25:56 the children wipe with their ha ha hey

25:56 the children wipe with their ha ha hey wait a minutes gross we're gonna have to

25:58 wait a minutes gross we're gonna have to

25:58 wait a minutes gross we're gonna have to work on those lyrics yeah Stonehenge

26:00 work on those lyrics yeah Stonehenge

26:00 work on those lyrics yeah Stonehenge built of toilets I freaking love this

26:03 built of toilets I freaking love this

26:03 built of toilets I freaking love this place of course no vintage roadside

26:05 place of course no vintage roadside

26:05 place of course no vintage roadside attraction was truly ever complete

26:07 attraction was truly ever complete

26:07 attraction was truly ever complete without its exotic animals and they

26:10 without its exotic animals and they

26:10 without its exotic animals and they really started freaking out the

26:12 really started freaking out the

26:12 really started freaking out the neighbors when these signs started going

26:14 neighbors when these signs started going

26:14 neighbors when these signs started going out I know I might be upset too once

26:16 out I know I might be upset too once

26:16 out I know I might be upset too once they put the live bear in this cage but

26:19 they put the live bear in this cage but

26:19 they put the live bear in this cage but don't worry it's just the family

26:21 don't worry it's just the family

26:21 don't worry it's just the family bloodhound the dog's name is bear get it

26:25 bloodhound the dog's name is bear get it

26:25 bloodhound the dog's name is bear get it e bear thanks bear thanks for coming out

26:27 e bear thanks bear thanks for coming out

26:27 e bear thanks bear thanks for coming out I said she looks a lot like Hank Hills

26:29 I said she looks a lot like Hank Hills

26:29 I said she looks a lot like Hank Hills dog ladybird which is why her name is

26:31 dog ladybird which is why her name is

26:31 dog ladybird which is why her name is really lady bear

26:32 really lady bear

26:32 really lady bear no she doesn't live in there all the

26:34 no she doesn't live in there all the

26:34 no she doesn't live in there all the time she's just there for the purposes

26:35 time she's just there for the purposes

26:35 time she's just there for the purposes of the pun right now all right well the

26:37 of the pun right now all right well the

26:37 of the pun right now all right well the Sun is starting to go down so I think we

26:39 Sun is starting to go down so I think we

26:39 Sun is starting to go down so I think we had better rope teeth into this and

26:41 had better rope teeth into this and

26:41 had better rope teeth into this and getting a few more delicious puns before

26:43 getting a few more delicious puns before

26:43 getting a few more delicious puns before we have to go so without further ado the

26:45 we have to go so without further ado the

26:45 we have to go so without further ado the man myth legend creator of hillbilly

26:47 man myth legend creator of hillbilly

26:47 man myth legend creator of hillbilly Gardens Keith oh the booty tree it's

26:50 Gardens Keith oh the booty tree it's

26:50 Gardens Keith oh the booty tree it's ugly Valley lost souls as you can see

26:52 ugly Valley lost souls as you can see

26:52 ugly Valley lost souls as you can see they're happy because they're lost

26:53 they're happy because they're lost

26:53 they're happy because they're lost together but they had a rough night

26:55 together but they had a rough night

26:55 together but they had a rough night they're a little monster watch out for

26:56 they're a little monster watch out for

26:56 they're a little monster watch out for the Crocs and a few low souls have

26:58 the Crocs and a few low souls have

26:58 the Crocs and a few low souls have awoken because they seen the light Jack

27:01 awoken because they seen the light Jack

27:01 awoken because they seen the light Jack and the Beanstalk complete with giant

27:03 and the Beanstalk complete with giant

27:03 and the Beanstalk complete with giant Radiator Springs the retirement home and

27:05 Radiator Springs the retirement home and

27:05 Radiator Springs the retirement home and you may notice the one tires fallen and

27:08 you may notice the one tires fallen and

27:08 you may notice the one tires fallen and can't get up

27:10 can't get up

27:10 can't get up and younger tires are performed for the

27:12 and younger tires are performed for the

27:12 and younger tires are performed for the older tires and that tire backers had a

27:16 older tires and that tire backers had a

27:16 older tires and that tire backers had a major blowout so their triangle why

27:19 major blowout so their triangle why

27:19 major blowout so their triangle why fighting them up this guy is obviously

27:20 fighting them up this guy is obviously

27:20 fighting them up this guy is obviously too tired to get up and what is this one

27:24 too tired to get up and what is this one

27:24 too tired to get up and what is this one right here Keith that's obviously the

27:27 right here Keith that's obviously the

27:27 right here Keith that's obviously the hillbilly secure digger Center barely

27:30 hillbilly secure digger Center barely

27:31 hillbilly secure digger Center barely secure in case you're wondering yes we

27:33 secure in case you're wondering yes we

27:33 secure in case you're wondering yes we do have the devil tester oh no it works

27:35 do have the devil tester oh no it works

27:35 do have the devil tester oh no it works everybody's mother-in-law was here so if

27:38 everybody's mother-in-law was here so if

27:38 everybody's mother-in-law was here so if you do pass the devil test then you're

27:40 you do pass the devil test then you're

27:40 you do pass the devil test then you're welcome to come over here and go down to

27:43 welcome to come over here and go down to

27:43 welcome to come over here and go down to the hot party any lies no hell freezes

27:46 the hot party any lies no hell freezes

27:46 the hot party any lies no hell freezes over

27:47 over

27:47 over we're down all right wait a minute I

27:48 we're down all right wait a minute I

27:48 we're down all right wait a minute I know this one the holy rollers as you as

27:52 know this one the holy rollers as you as

27:52 know this one the holy rollers as you as you'll notice we've not waste our money

27:53 you'll notice we've not waste our money

27:53 you'll notice we've not waste our money buying mashed potatoes at the store cuz

27:55 buying mashed potatoes at the store cuz

27:55 buying mashed potatoes at the store cuz as you can see we do grow our very own

27:58 as you can see we do grow our very own

27:58 as you can see we do grow our very own fresh mashed potatoes then you might be

28:00 fresh mashed potatoes then you might be

28:00 fresh mashed potatoes then you might be saying are your mashed potatoes so darn

28:02 saying are your mashed potatoes so darn

28:02 saying are your mashed potatoes so darn good you need the army guarding them

28:04 good you need the army guarding them

28:04 good you need the army guarding them that's not quite the case it is the

28:06 that's not quite the case it is the

28:06 that's not quite the case it is the original set a man complete with boot

28:08 original set a man complete with boot

28:08 original set a man complete with boot camp and yes

28:09 camp and yes

28:09 camp and yes radar is making a special parents today

28:11 radar is making a special parents today

28:11 radar is making a special parents today someone was technologically impaired

28:15 someone was technologically impaired

28:15 someone was technologically impaired over here look Elvis has left the

28:17 over here look Elvis has left the

28:17 over here look Elvis has left the building

28:18 building

28:18 building all right what is this Keith what are we

28:19 all right what is this Keith what are we

28:19 all right what is this Keith what are we looking at here well it's actually my

28:21 looking at here well it's actually my

28:21 looking at here well it's actually my open canvas then you might notice you're

28:24 open canvas then you might notice you're

28:24 open canvas then you might notice you're our Apple Valley can y'all not as

28:26 our Apple Valley can y'all not as

28:26 our Apple Valley can y'all not as impressive the grass there not in Kansas

28:28 impressive the grass there not in Kansas

28:28 impressive the grass there not in Kansas a longer uh-huh and then you're flying

28:31 a longer uh-huh and then you're flying

28:31 a longer uh-huh and then you're flying all over Kansas City or Canada hard to

28:34 all over Kansas City or Canada hard to

28:34 all over Kansas City or Canada hard to tell from the sky and then you may

28:36 tell from the sky and then you may

28:36 tell from the sky and then you may notice we do on that return of the King

28:38 notice we do on that return of the King

28:38 notice we do on that return of the King of Pop back there tell me more this is

28:39 of Pop back there tell me more this is

28:39 of Pop back there tell me more this is some art I can get behind

28:41 some art I can get behind

28:41 some art I can get behind oh man I should opened with these I

28:43 oh man I should opened with these I

28:43 oh man I should opened with these I don't think this needs explanation this

28:45 don't think this needs explanation this

28:45 don't think this needs explanation this is the most evil piece of all dentist's

28:47 is the most evil piece of all dentist's

28:47 is the most evil piece of all dentist's chair actually that's a root canal ah

28:50 chair actually that's a root canal ah

28:50 chair actually that's a root canal ah very punny very punny huh chair wait I

28:53 very punny very punny huh chair wait I

28:53 very punny very punny huh chair wait I haven't having a little trouble here are

28:56 haven't having a little trouble here are

28:56 haven't having a little trouble here are all the art supplies it looks like a

28:58 all the art supplies it looks like a

28:58 all the art supplies it looks like a hillbilly Hobby Lobby over here no

29:00 hillbilly Hobby Lobby over here no

29:00 hillbilly Hobby Lobby over here no butter is one big difference what's that

29:02 butter is one big difference what's that

29:02 butter is one big difference what's that we're open on Sundays as you noticed so

29:04 we're open on Sundays as you noticed so

29:04 we're open on Sundays as you noticed so my puns do lay big eggs I was trying to

29:06 my puns do lay big eggs I was trying to

29:07 my puns do lay big eggs I was trying to remember this one earlier from last

29:08 remember this one earlier from last

29:08 remember this one earlier from last night's tour and I could not come up

29:11 night's tour and I could not come up

29:11 night's tour and I could not come up with it it's obviously the original

29:12 with it it's obviously the original

29:12 with it it's obviously the original 3-way calling

29:15 3-way calling

29:15 3-way calling and then back in the old days used the

29:17 and then back in the old days used the

29:17 and then back in the old days used the carries right back pocket and you had to

29:18 carries right back pocket and you had to

29:18 carries right back pocket and you had to keep stopping in to store the buy more

29:20 keep stopping in to store the buy more

29:20 keep stopping in to store the buy more cord because obviously the fuzz of house

29:22 cord because obviously the fuzz of house

29:22 cord because obviously the fuzz of house you got longer cord had to be uh-huh go

29:24 you got longer cord had to be uh-huh go

29:24 you got longer cord had to be uh-huh go anywhere back then without turbulence

29:26 anywhere back then without turbulence

29:26 anywhere back then without turbulence once this cord that's how tight of

29:27 once this cord that's how tight of

29:27 once this cord that's how tight of America was back there then I know that

29:29 America was back there then I know that

29:29 America was back there then I know that you probably even told the young

29:31 you probably even told the young

29:31 you probably even told the young generation out easy to have it because

29:32 generation out easy to have it because

29:32 generation out easy to have it because it took us forever to text or one of

29:35 it took us forever to text or one of

29:35 it took us forever to text or one of these things we have the scoop the dirt

29:38 these things we have the scoop the dirt

29:38 these things we have the scoop the dirt the trash on you if not we will dig up

29:41 the trash on you if not we will dig up

29:41 the trash on you if not we will dig up something about you and of course the

29:42 something about you and of course the

29:42 something about you and of course the original tabloid news system you get the

29:45 original tabloid news system you get the

29:45 original tabloid news system you get the scoop then try to sell it to three to

29:47 scoop then try to sell it to three to

29:47 scoop then try to sell it to three to four organizations at the same time oh I

29:49 four organizations at the same time oh I

29:49 four organizations at the same time oh I almost didn't notice over here the first

29:51 almost didn't notice over here the first

29:51 almost didn't notice over here the first time the Gator pit is full of powdered

29:54 time the Gator pit is full of powdered

29:54 time the Gator pit is full of powdered Gatorade containers don't don't get too

29:56 Gatorade containers don't don't get too

29:56 Gatorade containers don't don't get too close Justin because they could snap at

29:59 close Justin because they could snap at

29:59 close Justin because they could snap at your uh Snapple bottle these are the

30:02 your uh Snapple bottle these are the

30:02 your uh Snapple bottle these are the finest dad jokes in the world yes my

30:05 finest dad jokes in the world yes my

30:05 finest dad jokes in the world yes my grandparents original chicken coop I'm

30:07 grandparents original chicken coop I'm

30:07 grandparents original chicken coop I'm not sure how much the woods original but

30:08 not sure how much the woods original but

30:08 not sure how much the woods original but it is original chicken coops does not

30:09 it is original chicken coops does not

30:10 it is original chicken coops does not turn in my steak place and as you guys

30:11 turn in my steak place and as you guys

30:11 turn in my steak place and as you guys have traveled you probably knows all the

30:13 have traveled you probably knows all the

30:13 have traveled you probably knows all the snake places always a big billboard or a

30:15 snake places always a big billboard or a

30:15 snake places always a big billboard or a sculpture use your attention to come see

30:16 sculpture use your attention to come see

30:16 sculpture use your attention to come see world's largest lake it turns out to be

30:18 world's largest lake it turns out to be

30:18 world's largest lake it turns out to be a big or looks dead so we have the

30:20 a big or looks dead so we have the

30:20 a big or looks dead so we have the killer milk shake Hey and then you might

30:25 killer milk shake Hey and then you might

30:25 killer milk shake Hey and then you might not the RTL by no clovers pump against

30:28 not the RTL by no clovers pump against

30:28 not the RTL by no clovers pump against the storks here oh man hey Justin you

30:31 the storks here oh man hey Justin you

30:31 the storks here oh man hey Justin you may notice we do not waste our money

30:33 may notice we do not waste our money

30:33 may notice we do not waste our money buying invitation Christmas trees at

30:35 buying invitation Christmas trees at

30:35 buying invitation Christmas trees at Christmastime it's pretty during August

30:37 Christmastime it's pretty during August

30:37 Christmastime it's pretty during August we do grow our very own live invitation

30:39 we do grow our very own live invitation

30:39 we do grow our very own live invitation Christmas trees I learned you can use

30:40 Christmas trees I learned you can use

30:40 Christmas trees I learned you can use some Easter manure and it does grow the

30:42 some Easter manure and it does grow the

30:42 some Easter manure and it does grow the ornaments for you and I know most of

30:44 ornaments for you and I know most of

30:44 ornaments for you and I know most of your odds are saying hey dude you need

30:46 your odds are saying hey dude you need

30:46 your odds are saying hey dude you need use a better quality feast you don't get

30:48 use a better quality feast you don't get

30:48 use a better quality feast you don't get cheap berries on oh yeah be careful not

30:50 cheap berries on oh yeah be careful not

30:50 cheap berries on oh yeah be careful not to drink in these ornaments you'll get

30:51 to drink in these ornaments you'll get

30:51 to drink in these ornaments you'll get all lit up man you got all kinds of

30:53 all lit up man you got all kinds of

30:53 all lit up man you got all kinds of wacky trees out here Keith right in

30:56 wacky trees out here Keith right in

30:56 wacky trees out here Keith right in there ha you might notice the shoes are

30:58 there ha you might notice the shoes are

30:58 there ha you might notice the shoes are heading up the can-do tree because

30:59 heading up the can-do tree because

30:59 heading up the can-do tree because obviously they can do okay and finally

31:02 obviously they can do okay and finally

31:02 obviously they can do okay and finally what in the world are these two trees

31:05 what in the world are these two trees

31:05 what in the world are these two trees here oh I just do things to confuse

31:07 here oh I just do things to confuse

31:07 here oh I just do things to confuse people okay so ah that makes sense and

31:09 people okay so ah that makes sense and

31:09 people okay so ah that makes sense and my wife's noise can play auto buyer

31:10 my wife's noise can play auto buyer

31:10 my wife's noise can play auto buyer enough flyers and buzzes from special

31:12 enough flyers and buzzes from special

31:12 enough flyers and buzzes from special occasions so les Valentine's Day I did

31:14 occasions so les Valentine's Day I did

31:14 occasions so les Valentine's Day I did splurge I'll out and got her a nice

31:16 splurge I'll out and got her a nice

31:16 splurge I'll out and got her a nice flower emboss

31:17 flower emboss

31:17 flower emboss she didn't seem to like it ended up by

31:18 she didn't seem to like it ended up by

31:18 she didn't seem to like it ended up by here and some people for me it's for the

31:20 here and some people for me it's for the

31:20 here and some people for me it's for the finer point set it for Valentine's Day

31:23 finer point set it for Valentine's Day

31:23 finer point set it for Valentine's Day I'm grateful I don't know I can't

31:25 I'm grateful I don't know I can't

31:25 I'm grateful I don't know I can't believe it well you heard an old saying

31:26 believe it well you heard an old saying

31:26 believe it well you heard an old saying you can't beat

31:27 you can't beat

31:27 you can't beat and a divorce but you might notice your

31:28 and a divorce but you might notice your

31:28 and a divorce but you might notice your sir split I don't worst you see what I

31:31 sir split I don't worst you see what I

31:31 sir split I don't worst you see what I tell you there's a story for everything

31:32 tell you there's a story for everything

31:32 tell you there's a story for everything I wish we had time to go over everything

31:35 I wish we had time to go over everything

31:35 I wish we had time to go over everything one at a time but sadly time is running

31:38 one at a time but sadly time is running

31:38 one at a time but sadly time is running short so we're gonna save the best for

31:40 short so we're gonna save the best for

31:40 short so we're gonna save the best for last the two interactive exhibits key

31:42 last the two interactive exhibits key

31:42 last the two interactive exhibits key what are we looking at here see

31:44 what are we looking at here see

31:44 what are we looking at here see hillbilly treadmill complete was like a

31:47 hillbilly treadmill complete was like a

31:47 hillbilly treadmill complete was like a lead paint as you see us not affect me

31:49 lead paint as you see us not affect me

31:49 lead paint as you see us not affect me whatsoever unless we get tied up by

31:52 whatsoever unless we get tied up by

31:52 whatsoever unless we get tied up by anything else

31:53 anything else

31:53 anything else last but not least the hillbilly soapbox

31:57 last but not least the hillbilly soapbox

31:57 last but not least the hillbilly soapbox derby system he only ride out here at

32:00 derby system he only ride out here at

32:00 derby system he only ride out here at the hillbilly Gardens but you do have to

32:02 the hillbilly Gardens but you do have to

32:02 the hillbilly Gardens but you do have to ride at your own risk

32:04 ride at your own risk

32:04 ride at your own risk okay what is this seat thing again well

32:06 okay what is this seat thing again well

32:06 okay what is this seat thing again well if you're too scared ride elfin no one

32:08 if you're too scared ride elfin no one

32:08 if you're too scared ride elfin no one does walk off okay you have a

32:10 does walk off okay you have a

32:10 does walk off okay you have a professional opening for your rump to

32:11 professional opening for your rump to

32:11 professional opening for your rump to fit in hey I used to travel a circus so

32:13 fit in hey I used to travel a circus so

32:13 fit in hey I used to travel a circus so I'm not scared elephant so let's see

32:15 I'm not scared elephant so let's see

32:15 I'm not scared elephant so let's see what happens he's actually going to do

32:18 what happens he's actually going to do

32:18 what happens he's actually going to do this everyone all right fire away

32:30 oh my gosh he didn't die you didn't die

32:30 oh my gosh he didn't die you didn't die can I try that oh man I've gotta try it

32:34 can I try that oh man I've gotta try it

32:34 can I try that oh man I've gotta try it it looks perfectly safe as long as I

32:36 it looks perfectly safe as long as I

32:36 it looks perfectly safe as long as I don't hit this tree here or that tree to

32:38 don't hit this tree here or that tree to

32:38 don't hit this tree here or that tree to the left or the tree get ahead it

32:40 the left or the tree get ahead it

32:40 the left or the tree get ahead it probably won't break anything here we go

32:42 probably won't break anything here we go

32:42 probably won't break anything here we go here we go I'm sorry mr. elephant oh man

32:52 here we go I'm sorry mr. elephant oh man

32:52 here we go I'm sorry mr. elephant oh man I lived am i a real hillbilly now Keith

32:56 I lived am i a real hillbilly now Keith

32:56 I lived am i a real hillbilly now Keith sure oh that is great cuz I am already

32:59 sure oh that is great cuz I am already

32:59 sure oh that is great cuz I am already getting really tired

33:01 getting really tired

33:01 getting really tired oh wait Keith just pointed up those are

33:03 oh wait Keith just pointed up those are

33:03 oh wait Keith just pointed up those are ties I should have come over here okay

33:05 ties I should have come over here okay

33:05 ties I should have come over here okay let's do it again

33:06 let's do it again

33:06 let's do it again I am getting really tired without better

33:09 I am getting really tired without better

33:09 I am getting really tired without better can I retire now that I've written the

33:12 can I retire now that I've written the

33:12 can I retire now that I've written the hillbilly transportation system it's

33:14 hillbilly transportation system it's

33:14 hillbilly transportation system it's seen as much as I can handle on one

33:16 seen as much as I can handle on one

33:16 seen as much as I can handle on one mistake you hold family I've done my

33:19 mistake you hold family I've done my

33:19 mistake you hold family I've done my duty I can finally go home and sleep Wow

33:24 duty I can finally go home and sleep Wow

33:24 duty I can finally go home and sleep Wow if I can just figure out how to get on

33:26 if I can just figure out how to get on

33:26 if I can just figure out how to get on this mattress I'll let you know how it

33:28 this mattress I'll let you know how it

33:28 this mattress I'll let you know how it turns out bye bye

34:11 [Music]

34:11 [Music] Justin yes doc that really cracked me up

34:16 Justin yes doc that really cracked me up

34:16 Justin yes doc that really cracked me up security

34:17 security

34:17 security yeah oh yeah one one neighbor a rotor

34:20 yeah oh yeah one one neighbor a rotor

34:20 yeah oh yeah one one neighbor a rotor view and she said I don't understand why

34:22 view and she said I don't understand why

34:22 view and she said I don't understand why a toilet entry constitutes apart well at

34:25 a toilet entry constitutes apart well at

34:25 a toilet entry constitutes apart well at that time I had no toilet so you added

34:28 that time I had no toilet so you added

34:28 that time I had no toilet so you added what so that's just for the neighbor

34:32 what so that's just for the neighbor

34:32 what so that's just for the neighbor just for the neighbor it's kind of

34:33 just for the neighbor it's kind of

34:33 just for the neighbor it's kind of facing our to put that in your knapsack

34:35 facing our to put that in your knapsack

34:35 facing our to put that in your knapsack and smoke it neighbor can you push them

34:38 and smoke it neighbor can you push them

34:38 and smoke it neighbor can you push them off their lightly why is it so wet

34:41 off their lightly why is it so wet

34:41 off their lightly why is it so wet because we have the scoop the dirt and

34:46 because we have the scoop the dirt and

34:46 because we have the scoop the dirt and the trash on you if not we will okay

34:51 the trash on you if not we will okay

34:51 the trash on you if not we will okay sorry

34:52 sorry

34:52 sorry that's the hillbilly shooting range

34:54 that's the hillbilly shooting range

34:54 that's the hillbilly shooting range right yeah hey if you miss you might get

34:57 right yeah hey if you miss you might get

34:57 right yeah hey if you miss you might get a neighbor too

35:21 oh yeah there's one important thing I

35:21 oh yeah there's one important thing I forgot to mention there is live

35:23 forgot to mention there is live

35:23 forgot to mention there is live entertainment out here right Keith yeah

35:25 entertainment out here right Keith yeah

35:25 entertainment out here right Keith yeah we got the barbeque quartet going and

35:29 we got the barbeque quartet going and

35:29 we got the barbeque quartet going and it's my tribute to my parents cuz was a

35:31 it's my tribute to my parents cuz was a

35:31 it's my tribute to my parents cuz was a kid in the 70s they thought barbershop

35:33 kid in the 70s they thought barbershop

35:33 kid in the 70s they thought barbershop quartets were still happening so they

35:35 quartets were still happening so they

35:35 quartets were still happening so they used to take me to the barbershop

35:36 used to take me to the barbershop

35:36 used to take me to the barbershop quartets while my friends are seeing

35:38 quartets while my friends are seeing

35:38 quartets while my friends are seeing ac/dc and Black Sabbath I'm seeing

35:41 ac/dc and Black Sabbath I'm seeing

35:41 ac/dc and Black Sabbath I'm seeing barbershop quartets so my tree bark you

35:44 barbershop quartets so my tree bark you

35:44 barbershop quartets so my tree bark you heard that and then of course pee

35:46 heard that and then of course pee

35:46 heard that and then of course pee caramel big brother is watching with

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