Star Wars Day, Disneyland, Fun Pic Finale

0:06 Good morning everybody. Wait a minute.

0:06 Good morning everybody. Wait a minute. Wait a

0:07 Wait a

0:07 Wait a minute. What's today's

0:20 Yeah, I

0:20 Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know. Dressed like a

0:23 know. Yeah, I know. Dressed like a

0:23 know. Yeah, I know. Dressed like a Jedi.

0:24 Jedi.

0:24 Jedi. Uh-huh. Yeah. Know I'll talk to you

0:27 Uh-huh. Yeah. Know I'll talk to you

0:27 Uh-huh. Yeah. Know I'll talk to you later. That was Oscar. He finally

0:29 later. That was Oscar. He finally

0:30 later. That was Oscar. He finally answered the banana foam. For me,

0:32 answered the banana foam. For me,

0:32 answered the banana foam. For me, honestly, May the 4th is not that

0:36 honestly, May the 4th is not that

0:36 honestly, May the 4th is not that special. For everybody else, it's Star

0:38 special. For everybody else, it's Star

0:38 special. For everybody else, it's Star Wars day, but honestly, to me, every day

0:42 Wars day, but honestly, to me, every day

0:42 Wars day, but honestly, to me, every day is Star Wars day. I got this on one end

0:44 is Star Wars day. I got this on one end

0:44 is Star Wars day. I got this on one end of my bed. I got these bad boys on the

0:47 of my bed. I got these bad boys on the

0:47 of my bed. I got these bad boys on the other. These dudes are just chilling

0:49 other. These dudes are just chilling

0:49 other. These dudes are just chilling above me. Wa wa wa wa wa. I was actually

0:53 above me. Wa wa wa wa wa. I was actually

0:53 above me. Wa wa wa wa wa. I was actually literally reading this book last night.

0:56 literally reading this book last night.

0:56 literally reading this book last night. See, there's my bookmark. Right up here,

0:58 See, there's my bookmark. Right up here,

0:58 See, there's my bookmark. Right up here, I got my badge from being one of the

1:00 I got my badge from being one of the

1:00 I got my badge from being one of the last people on Earth to ride the

1:02 last people on Earth to ride the

1:02 last people on Earth to ride the original Star Tours.

1:05 original Star Tours.

1:05 original Star Tours. I pretty much almost always have one of

1:08 I pretty much almost always have one of

1:08 I pretty much almost always have one of the original movies on Blu-ray, not

1:10 the original movies on Blu-ray, not

1:10 the original movies on Blu-ray, not special edition versions, you know, the

1:12 special edition versions, you know, the

1:12 special edition versions, you know, the fan edits inside of my Blu-ray player so

1:15 fan edits inside of my Blu-ray player so

1:15 fan edits inside of my Blu-ray player so that I can enjoy Tuskcen Raiders in HD.

1:18 that I can enjoy Tuskcen Raiders in HD.

1:18 that I can enjoy Tuskcen Raiders in HD. And there's

1:20 And there's

1:20 And there's a there's a lightsaber

1:23 a there's a lightsaber

1:23 a there's a lightsaber under my bed. But today, there's no time

1:27 under my bed. But today, there's no time

1:27 under my bed. But today, there's no time for a Star Wars vlog. Not only do I have

1:29 for a Star Wars vlog. Not only do I have

1:29 for a Star Wars vlog. Not only do I have to get a lot done, but just like last

1:31 to get a lot done, but just like last

1:31 to get a lot done, but just like last week or the other week, I was out in

1:33 week or the other week, I was out in

1:33 week or the other week, I was out in Death Valley at the Star Wars filming

1:35 Death Valley at the Star Wars filming

1:35 Death Valley at the Star Wars filming locations, revisiting them, showing them

1:37 locations, revisiting them, showing them

1:38 locations, revisiting them, showing them all off, and doing something. If you

1:39 all off, and doing something. If you

1:39 all off, and doing something. If you didn't see it, we went we went full Star

1:41 didn't see it, we went we went full Star

1:41 didn't see it, we went we went full Star Wars. Just go back, I don't know, a

1:42 Wars. Just go back, I don't know, a

1:42 Wars. Just go back, I don't know, a couple videos, five or six videos on

1:44 couple videos, five or six videos on

1:44 couple videos, five or six videos on this channel, however far, and you will

1:47 this channel, however far, and you will

1:47 this channel, however far, and you will see it. It's pretty epic. Or go down in

1:48 see it. It's pretty epic. Or go down in

1:48 see it. It's pretty epic. Or go down in the description. I'll try and copy paste

1:50 the description. I'll try and copy paste

1:50 the description. I'll try and copy paste the link in this video. Got a whole

1:53 the link in this video. Got a whole

1:53 the link in this video. Got a whole bunch of errands to do.

1:57 bunch of errands to do.

1:57 bunch of errands to do. Yay, I paid my bill with a robot. Oh,

2:00 Yay, I paid my bill with a robot. Oh,

2:00 Yay, I paid my bill with a robot. Oh, thank God that's over. Hakuna Matata

2:02 thank God that's over. Hakuna Matata

2:02 thank God that's over. Hakuna Matata now. Hakuna

2:04 now. Hakuna

2:04 now. Hakuna Matata,

2:06 Matata,

2:06 Matata, DMVs, Apple stores, post offices, cell

2:10 DMVs, Apple stores, post offices, cell

2:10 DMVs, Apple stores, post offices, cell phone stores, always located in super

2:13 phone stores, always located in super

2:13 phone stores, always located in super awkward, weird places all far apart from

2:15 awkward, weird places all far apart from

2:15 awkward, weird places all far apart from each other that are super hard to get

2:18 each other that are super hard to get

2:18 each other that are super hard to get to. Also, IKEA. Why you do that to us?

2:21 to. Also, IKEA. Why you do that to us?

2:21 to. Also, IKEA. Why you do that to us? Huh? We want to give you money. All

2:24 Huh? We want to give you money. All

2:24 Huh? We want to give you money. All right. All right. Well, if you haven't

2:26 right. All right. Well, if you haven't

2:26 right. All right. Well, if you haven't seen it yet, Oscar and I did actually

2:29 seen it yet, Oscar and I did actually

2:29 seen it yet, Oscar and I did actually complete you done the dapper day video.

2:33 complete you done the dapper day video.

2:33 complete you done the dapper day video. It is now uploaded and live at

2:35 It is now uploaded and live at

2:35 It is now uploaded and live at youtube.com/livefastipore on the

2:36 youtube.com/livefastipore on the

2:37 youtube.com/livefastipore on the Randomland

2:39 Randomland

2:39 Randomland channel. Probably one of the most

2:41 channel. Probably one of the most

2:41 channel. Probably one of the most expensive videos that I have ever done.

2:43 expensive videos that I have ever done.

2:44 expensive videos that I have ever done. It cost quite a lot of cash Ola to get

2:47 It cost quite a lot of cash Ola to get

2:48 It cost quite a lot of cash Ola to get Mr. Dapper's outfit and get all the

2:49 Mr. Dapper's outfit and get all the

2:49 Mr. Dapper's outfit and get all the elements done. Oscar actually helped me

2:51 elements done. Oscar actually helped me

2:51 elements done. Oscar actually helped me come up with the concept. He pretty much

2:53 come up with the concept. He pretty much

2:53 come up with the concept. He pretty much co-wrote the whole thing with me. He

2:55 co-wrote the whole thing with me. He

2:55 co-wrote the whole thing with me. He directed it and filmed and did the whole

2:57 directed it and filmed and did the whole

2:57 directed it and filmed and did the whole thing. So, I really got to give like 99%

2:59 thing. So, I really got to give like 99%

2:59 thing. So, I really got to give like 99% of the credit to that guy, man. He did a

3:01 of the credit to that guy, man. He did a

3:01 of the credit to that guy, man. He did a really pretty dang good job. He filmed

3:04 really pretty dang good job. He filmed

3:04 really pretty dang good job. He filmed all of it, edited all of it, blah blah

3:05 all of it, edited all of it, blah blah

3:05 all of it, edited all of it, blah blah blah blah. I mean, I helped a little

3:07 blah blah. I mean, I helped a little

3:07 blah blah. I mean, I helped a little bit, but boy, that Oscar, he's got some

3:10 bit, but boy, that Oscar, he's got some

3:10 bit, but boy, that Oscar, he's got some skills. I'm actually here at Downtown

3:12 skills. I'm actually here at Downtown

3:12 skills. I'm actually here at Downtown Disney about to cross over to the

3:14 Disney about to cross over to the

3:14 Disney about to cross over to the parking structure, the Disneyland

3:15 parking structure, the Disneyland

3:15 parking structure, the Disneyland parking structure to meet with him to

3:17 parking structure to meet with him to

3:17 parking structure to meet with him to pick up a certain prop from the video. I

3:21 pick up a certain prop from the video. I

3:21 pick up a certain prop from the video. I don't want to give you guys like any

3:22 don't want to give you guys like any

3:22 don't want to give you guys like any spoilers, particularly not this spoiler.

3:24 spoilers, particularly not this spoiler.

3:24 spoilers, particularly not this spoiler. So, if you haven't seen the video yet,

3:26 So, if you haven't seen the video yet,

3:26 So, if you haven't seen the video yet, pause right here. Go see it.

3:33 YouTube.com/livefastipore. Right. See,

3:33 YouTube.com/livefastipore. Right. See, even when I don't intend on going to

3:34 even when I don't intend on going to

3:34 even when I don't intend on going to Disneyland for any reason, all my

3:36 Disneyland for any reason, all my

3:36 Disneyland for any reason, all my friends are here doing stuff. Oh, meet

3:38 friends are here doing stuff. Oh, meet

3:38 friends are here doing stuff. Oh, meet me at the park. I'll give you this or

3:39 me at the park. I'll give you this or

3:39 me at the park. I'll give you this or this or uh just meet me a Downtown

3:41 this or uh just meet me a Downtown

3:41 this or uh just meet me a Downtown Disney real quick. I can't escape it.

3:44 Disney real quick. I can't escape it.

3:44 Disney real quick. I can't escape it. It's like my density. I mean my destiny.

3:49 It's like my density. I mean my destiny.

3:49 It's like my density. I mean my destiny. Look, I found him. I just realized you

3:51 Look, I found him. I just realized you

3:51 Look, I found him. I just realized you could have driven your car over to

3:52 could have driven your car over to

3:52 could have driven your car over to Downtown Disney and then I wouldn't have

3:54 Downtown Disney and then I wouldn't have

3:54 Downtown Disney and then I wouldn't have had to walk over here in the hot

3:57 had to walk over here in the hot

3:57 had to walk over here in the hot forbidding sunshine. Oscar,

4:00 forbidding sunshine. Oscar,

4:00 forbidding sunshine. Oscar, what can you do? Look at you got no

4:01 what can you do? Look at you got no

4:01 what can you do? Look at you got no excuse. Oh yeah. You know what else I

4:04 excuse. Oh yeah. You know what else I

4:04 excuse. Oh yeah. You know what else I forgot? It's a

4:12 subs. It's a vlog that happens

4:12 subs. It's a vlog that happens sometimes. You did a good job on the

4:14 sometimes. You did a good job on the

4:14 sometimes. You did a good job on the video, Oscar. Thank you. You did such a

4:16 video, Oscar. Thank you. You did such a

4:16 video, Oscar. Thank you. You did such a great job, George Light. Thank you. Did

4:19 great job, George Light. Thank you. Did

4:19 great job, George Light. Thank you. Did you like the way your video came out,

4:21 you like the way your video came out,

4:21 you like the way your video came out, the way your movie came out? Yeah, it

4:23 the way your movie came out? Yeah, it

4:23 the way your movie came out? Yeah, it was pretty good. You did a pretty good

4:24 was pretty good. You did a pretty good

4:24 was pretty good. You did a pretty good job directing it, except the parts where

4:25 job directing it, except the parts where

4:26 job directing it, except the parts where you sucked at it.

4:28 you sucked at it.

4:28 you sucked at it. Ah, to be honest though, the person who

4:32 Ah, to be honest though, the person who

4:32 Ah, to be honest though, the person who really dropped the ball was Julio.

4:35 really dropped the ball was Julio.

4:35 really dropped the ball was Julio. Couldn't get his lines right. Couldn't.

4:37 Couldn't get his lines right. Couldn't.

4:37 Couldn't get his lines right. Couldn't. Not even one. Not once. Not even. We

4:39 Not even one. Not once. Not even. We

4:39 Not even one. Not once. Not even. We have to overdub all his stuff. Exactly.

4:41 have to overdub all his stuff. Exactly.

4:41 have to overdub all his stuff. Exactly. It's all overdubbed, everybody.

4:43 It's all overdubbed, everybody.

4:43 It's all overdubbed, everybody. People think he's so cool. They have no

4:45 People think he's so cool. They have no

4:45 People think he's so cool. They have no idea what he's like to work in real

4:46 idea what he's like to work in real

4:46 idea what he's like to work in real life. Oh, speaking of Star Wars, there's

4:49 life. Oh, speaking of Star Wars, there's

4:49 life. Oh, speaking of Star Wars, there's Star Wars Land under construction. And

4:52 Star Wars Land under construction. And

4:52 Star Wars Land under construction. And look at this. Right there. Right there

4:56 look at this. Right there. Right there

4:56 look at this. Right there. Right there is that little natural bridge rock arch

5:00 is that little natural bridge rock arch

5:00 is that little natural bridge rock arch formation from Mine Train through

5:01 formation from Mine Train through

5:01 formation from Mine Train through Nature's Wonderland. It survived the

5:04 Nature's Wonderland. It survived the

5:04 Nature's Wonderland. It survived the demolition, Oscar. It survived the

5:06 demolition, Oscar. It survived the

5:06 demolition, Oscar. It survived the demolition. Look at him working all hard

5:08 demolition. Look at him working all hard

5:08 demolition. Look at him working all hard over there. Wow. Are you going to go to

5:11 over there. Wow. Are you going to go to

5:11 over there. Wow. Are you going to go to Star Wars Land? I'm going to go to Star

5:13 Star Wars Land? I'm going to go to Star

5:13 Star Wars Land? I'm going to go to Star Wars Land. Do you like Star Wars? I like

5:17 Wars Land. Do you like Star Wars? I like

5:17 Wars Land. Do you like Star Wars? I like Star Wars, Oscar. I like Star Wars, too.

5:20 Star Wars, Oscar. I like Star Wars, too.

5:20 Star Wars, Oscar. I like Star Wars, too. May the force be with you, Oscar. May it

5:23 May the force be with you, Oscar. May it

5:23 May the force be with you, Oscar. May it be forever with your heart. Oscar, where

5:28 be forever with your heart. Oscar, where

5:28 be forever with your heart. Oscar, where are you going? I have no idea.

5:30 are you going? I have no idea.

5:30 are you going? I have no idea. Seriously, where the heck did you park?

5:33 Seriously, where the heck did you park?

5:33 Seriously, where the heck did you park? I parked in Downtown Disney because I

5:35 I parked in Downtown Disney because I

5:35 I parked in Downtown Disney because I thought I was going to meet up with you

5:36 thought I was going to meet up with you

5:36 thought I was going to meet up with you real quick. Why you do this to me? Hey,

5:40 real quick. Why you do this to me? Hey,

5:40 real quick. Why you do this to me? Hey, what you

5:41 what you

5:41 what you do? Me? Come, Mr. Tally Man. Tally me

5:46 do? Me? Come, Mr. Tally Man. Tally me

5:46 do? Me? Come, Mr. Tally Man. Tally me banana daylight. A man want to go home.

5:52 banana daylight. A man want to go home.

5:52 banana daylight. A man want to go home. [Applause]

6:01 Oscar, you got to try. It's so fun. You

6:01 Oscar, you got to try. It's so fun. You just

6:04 just

6:04 just do it. No.

6:09 No. Dude, I'm telling you, this is like

6:09 No. Dude, I'm telling you, this is like lost pencil number two, man. You're

6:10 lost pencil number two, man. You're

6:10 lost pencil number two, man. You're going to regret not doing that one day.

6:13 going to regret not doing that one day.

6:13 going to regret not doing that one day. Oscar. Oh, there he is. Julio. We were

6:17 Oscar. Oh, there he is. Julio. We were

6:17 Oscar. Oh, there he is. Julio. We were just talking about you. All good things.

6:20 just talking about you. All good things.

6:20 just talking about you. All good things. Now I just have to finish all of my

6:22 Now I just have to finish all of my

6:22 Now I just have to finish all of my errands in Southern California so that I

6:24 errands in Southern California so that I

6:24 errands in Southern California so that I can go on a road trip across the

6:26 can go on a road trip across the

6:26 can go on a road trip across the country, Oscar. But the dapper day video

6:29 country, Oscar. But the dapper day video

6:29 country, Oscar. But the dapper day video took a lot out of me in terms of sweat

6:31 took a lot out of me in terms of sweat

6:31 took a lot out of me in terms of sweat and um boolean.

6:33 and um boolean.

6:34 and um boolean. You know what I'm talking about. Cash.

6:35 You know what I'm talking about. Cash.

6:35 You know what I'm talking about. Cash. Scratch. Mhm. Gold coin. Chicka-ching.

6:39 Scratch. Mhm. Gold coin. Chicka-ching.

6:39 Scratch. Mhm. Gold coin. Chicka-ching. Bitcoin. Yen. Did you bring your yen

6:41 Bitcoin. Yen. Did you bring your yen

6:41 Bitcoin. Yen. Did you bring your yen this time? Yep. That's my win. Nice. Uh,

6:44 this time? Yep. That's my win. Nice. Uh,

6:44 this time? Yep. That's my win. Nice. Uh, so I am just kind of on the fence with

6:47 so I am just kind of on the fence with

6:47 so I am just kind of on the fence with one thing, which is do I take my own car

6:49 one thing, which is do I take my own car

6:49 one thing, which is do I take my own car all the way across the country, which is

6:51 all the way across the country, which is

6:51 all the way across the country, which is pushing right at the edge of 100,000

6:53 pushing right at the edge of 100,000

6:53 pushing right at the edge of 100,000 miles now. A lot of warranties are going

6:55 miles now. A lot of warranties are going

6:55 miles now. A lot of warranties are going to expire, or do I rent a car to go

6:58 to expire, or do I rent a car to go

6:58 to expire, or do I rent a car to go across the country? If I rent a car for

7:00 across the country? If I rent a car for

7:00 across the country? If I rent a car for 3 weeks, let's say, let's just say 3

7:02 3 weeks, let's say, let's just say 3

7:02 3 weeks, let's say, let's just say 3 weeks, it would be about 5 or 600 bucks,

7:06 weeks, it would be about 5 or 600 bucks,

7:06 weeks, it would be about 5 or 600 bucks, right? Right. And then you drive across

7:08 right? Right. And then you drive across

7:08 right? Right. And then you drive across the country. Think about this. You're

7:10 the country. Think about this. You're

7:10 the country. Think about this. You're not putting miles on your car. So, it's

7:12 not putting miles on your car. So, it's

7:12 not putting miles on your car. So, it's going to be better for your insurance

7:13 going to be better for your insurance

7:13 going to be better for your insurance the next year. Plus, plus you don't have

7:17 the next year. Plus, plus you don't have

7:17 the next year. Plus, plus you don't have to fix a car. If something happens like

7:19 to fix a car. If something happens like

7:19 to fix a car. If something happens like Enterprise or Alamo or one of those

7:20 Enterprise or Alamo or one of those

7:20 Enterprise or Alamo or one of those companies, they'll come out and do

7:21 companies, they'll come out and do

7:21 companies, they'll come out and do whatever and fix the car and whatever.

7:25 whatever and fix the car and whatever.

7:25 whatever and fix the car and whatever. You know what I'm Does that make any

7:26 You know what I'm Does that make any

7:26 You know what I'm Does that make any sense? But it's going to cost but then

7:28 sense? But it's going to cost but then

7:28 sense? But it's going to cost but then it cost you like 600 bucks. That's true.

7:30 it cost you like 600 bucks. That's true.

7:30 it cost you like 600 bucks. That's true. Which I don't right this second. I don't

7:31 Which I don't right this second. I don't

7:31 Which I don't right this second. I don't have 600 bucks. I might hopefully in the

7:33 have 600 bucks. I might hopefully in the

7:33 have 600 bucks. I might hopefully in the next couple days, but but that's a lot

7:35 next couple days, but but that's a lot

7:35 next couple days, but but that's a lot of money. So, is it worth it, Oscar?

7:37 of money. So, is it worth it, Oscar?

7:37 of money. So, is it worth it, Oscar? What do you think? I don't You just do

7:39 What do you think? I don't You just do

7:39 What do you think? I don't You just do you drive your own car and risk, you

7:41 you drive your own car and risk, you

7:41 you drive your own car and risk, you know, anything happening or do you take

7:43 know, anything happening or do you take

7:43 know, anything happening or do you take a rental car? What do you, Julio?

7:47 a rental car? What do you, Julio?

7:47 a rental car? What do you, Julio? [Music]

7:49 [Music]

7:49 [Music] Dude, he makes an excellent point. He's

7:51 Dude, he makes an excellent point. He's

7:51 Dude, he makes an excellent point. He's a way better sidekick than you. I'm just

7:53 a way better sidekick than you. I'm just

7:53 a way better sidekick than you. I'm just putting that out there. I was wrong

7:54 putting that out there. I was wrong

7:54 putting that out there. I was wrong about you. Oh, no. I I Never

7:59 about you. Oh, no. I I Never

7:59 about you. Oh, no. I I Never mind. Right. Be careful. It's perilously

8:03 mind. Right. Be careful. It's perilously

8:03 mind. Right. Be careful. It's perilously high up here. If you slipped, you'd make

8:05 high up here. If you slipped, you'd make

8:06 high up here. If you slipped, you'd make a perilous plunge.

8:08 a perilous plunge.

8:08 a perilous plunge. That was a nice berry farm ride. I now

8:10 That was a nice berry farm ride. I now

8:10 That was a nice berry farm ride. I now realize that you wouldn't get that

8:12 realize that you wouldn't get that

8:12 realize that you wouldn't get that reference and that that joke is not

8:14 reference and that that joke is not

8:14 reference and that that joke is not funny.

8:15 funny.

8:15 funny. How cocky of me to make that joke,

8:17 How cocky of me to make that joke,

8:17 How cocky of me to make that joke, right? It never gets old. Look at

8:20 right? It never gets old. Look at

8:20 right? It never gets old. Look at they're getting ready for their run

8:22 they're getting ready for their run

8:22 they're getting ready for their run Disney marathon over there, Oscar. Yep.

8:24 Disney marathon over there, Oscar. Yep.

8:24 Disney marathon over there, Oscar. Yep. Would you ever run a Disney marathon? I

8:26 Would you ever run a Disney marathon? I

8:26 Would you ever run a Disney marathon? I think I would. My brother runs them all

8:27 think I would. My brother runs them all

8:28 think I would. My brother runs them all the time and it looks like it's takes a

8:30 the time and it looks like it's takes a

8:30 the time and it looks like it's takes a lot of effort. It's really hard and like

8:32 lot of effort. It's really hard and like

8:32 lot of effort. It's really hard and like a really good personal challenge. Hold

8:33 a really good personal challenge. Hold

8:33 a really good personal challenge. Hold my memory. But um I'm just not I'm never

8:36 my memory. But um I'm just not I'm never

8:36 my memory. But um I'm just not I'm never going to do it. Wait, what did you say?

8:39 going to do it. Wait, what did you say?

8:39 going to do it. Wait, what did you say? I'd sign up for it just to get the

8:40 I'd sign up for it just to get the

8:40 I'd sign up for it just to get the medal. Well, here's the thing. Like I'm

8:42 medal. Well, here's the thing. Like I'm

8:42 medal. Well, here's the thing. Like I'm super into it, right? A huge I'm just

8:44 super into it, right? A huge I'm just

8:44 super into it, right? A huge I'm just really into I'm actually really

8:46 really into I'm actually really

8:46 really into I'm actually really passionate about marathons. The only

8:49 passionate about marathons. The only

8:49 passionate about marathons. The only thing is I hate running. Can't stand it.

8:52 thing is I hate running. Can't stand it.

8:52 thing is I hate running. Can't stand it. Got a phobia. So just not going to it's

8:54 Got a phobia. So just not going to it's

8:54 Got a phobia. So just not going to it's not going to work out between me and the

9:00 marathon. What What are you guys waiting

9:00 marathon. What What are you guys waiting for? The joke is done. We got to put

9:02 for? The joke is done. We got to put

9:02 for? The joke is done. We got to put Julio away in the car. I'm parked over

9:05 Julio away in the car. I'm parked over

9:05 Julio away in the car. I'm parked over here in 6E because I'm very sexy. Oscar

9:09 here in 6E because I'm very sexy. Oscar

9:09 here in 6E because I'm very sexy. Oscar very very

9:11 very very

9:11 very very sexy. Actually, I was over here in 5e,

9:14 sexy. Actually, I was over here in 5e,

9:14 sexy. Actually, I was over here in 5e, which is less sexy than I remembered.

9:17 which is less sexy than I remembered.

9:17 which is less sexy than I remembered. One less, but I was pretty close to

9:19 One less, but I was pretty close to

9:19 One less, but I was pretty close to being sexy. You see what I'm doing

9:21 being sexy. You see what I'm doing

9:21 being sexy. You see what I'm doing there? Yep. Cuz it kind of sounds like

9:23 there? Yep. Cuz it kind of sounds like

9:23 there? Yep. Cuz it kind of sounds like sexy. It kind of does. You see, Oscar?

9:27 sexy. It kind of does. You see, Oscar?

9:27 sexy. It kind of does. You see, Oscar? Yeah. Why are you always ignoring all my

9:29 Yeah. Why are you always ignoring all my

9:29 Yeah. Why are you always ignoring all my funnies? Okay, now we got to go into

9:31 funnies? Okay, now we got to go into

9:31 funnies? Okay, now we got to go into Disneyland to meet up with Adam the Woo,

9:35 Disneyland to meet up with Adam the Woo,

9:35 Disneyland to meet up with Adam the Woo, which you know back in 2003 or something

9:37 which you know back in 2003 or something

9:37 which you know back in 2003 or something you could have called him Satam the Woo.

9:39 you could have called him Satam the Woo.

9:39 you could have called him Satam the Woo. Mhm. It would have been like really a

9:40 Mhm. It would have been like really a

9:40 Mhm. It would have been like really a topical joke cuz Sadam Hussein, but then

9:43 topical joke cuz Sadam Hussein, but then

9:43 topical joke cuz Sadam Hussein, but then you just say Adam and Satam. Yeah, but I

9:46 you just say Adam and Satam. Yeah, but I

9:46 you just say Adam and Satam. Yeah, but I feel like that guy was kind of a mass

9:47 feel like that guy was kind of a mass

9:47 feel like that guy was kind of a mass murderer, so that's inappropriate. How

9:50 murderer, so that's inappropriate. How

9:50 murderer, so that's inappropriate. How dare you, Oscar? Anyway, if you haven't

9:52 dare you, Oscar? Anyway, if you haven't

9:52 dare you, Oscar? Anyway, if you haven't watched the Mr. down for video. I highly

9:54 watched the Mr. down for video. I highly

9:54 watched the Mr. down for video. I highly suggest you do it now because right now

9:56 suggest you do it now because right now

9:56 suggest you do it now because right now what didn't fit on the video was all the

9:58 what didn't fit on the video was all the

9:58 what didn't fit on the video was all the little bloopers that Oscar saved. So, I

10:00 little bloopers that Oscar saved. So, I

10:00 little bloopers that Oscar saved. So, I want to show them to you all right now.

10:02 want to show them to you all right now.

10:02 want to show them to you all right now. Thanks, Oscar. You're welcome. Come now.

10:05 Thanks, Oscar. You're welcome. Come now.

10:05 Thanks, Oscar. You're welcome. Come now. You must eat something. I know it's the

10:08 You must eat something. I know it's the

10:08 You must eat something. I know it's the only money we have, but we

10:17 must hold. Come, Julio. You must eat

10:17 must hold. Come, Julio. You must eat something. Okay.

10:21 something. Okay.

10:21 something. Okay. My you're feeling cocky today.

10:37 who

10:37 who Julio. You're so dapper, my little bird.

10:40 Julio. You're so dapper, my little bird.

10:40 Julio. You're so dapper, my little bird. Hold on. Yeah. I love you, Julio. You're

10:44 Hold on. Yeah. I love you, Julio. You're

10:44 Hold on. Yeah. I love you, Julio. You're a good

10:52 friend. Score. Julio. Ha! Good for

10:52 friend. Score. Julio. Ha! Good for you, Julio. And go for it. Three. Oh,

10:56 you, Julio. And go for it. Three. Oh,

10:56 you, Julio. And go for it. Three. Oh, Julio, you've missed the goal.

11:03 Here, let me get let me get close. Damn

11:03 Here, let me get let me get close. Damn it. Let me get close of of you kicking

11:06 it. Let me get close of of you kicking

11:06 it. Let me get close of of you kicking him. He's getting all dirty. Okay, here

11:08 him. He's getting all dirty. Okay, here

11:08 him. He's getting all dirty. Okay, here we

11:19 feather score. Good form, old chum.

11:19 feather score. Good form, old chum. Huzzah! You've done

11:21 Huzzah! You've done

11:21 Huzzah! You've done it.

11:23 it.

11:23 it. Julio!

11:25 Julio!

11:25 Julio! Julio! Speak to me,

11:27 Julio! Speak to me,

11:27 Julio! Speak to me, [Applause]

11:29 [Applause]

11:29 [Applause] Julio!

11:31 Julio! Julio!

11:42 Why? Why would God allow this to happen?

11:42 Why? Why would God allow this to happen? Oh, you're okay. Oh, thank goodness. I

11:45 Oh, you're okay. Oh, thank goodness. I

11:45 Oh, you're okay. Oh, thank goodness. I didn't want to be an

11:46 didn't want to be an

11:46 didn't want to be an atheist,

12:07 but

12:07 but and

12:08 and

12:08 and finally,

12:10 finally,

12:10 finally, hooray. Everything's looking so magical.

12:13 hooray. Everything's looking so magical.

12:13 hooray. Everything's looking so magical. Disneyland is pretty wonderful. Caring

12:16 Disneyland is pretty wonderful. Caring

12:16 Disneyland is pretty wonderful. Caring for horses can be a handful, but he's so

12:18 for horses can be a handful, but he's so

12:18 for horses can be a handful, but he's so cute. Who

12:25 cares? Just like the city in Texas where

12:25 cares? Just like the city in Texas where you're

12:27 you're

12:27 you're from. Unfortunately, we won't actually

12:30 from. Unfortunately, we won't actually

12:30 from. Unfortunately, we won't actually be at Disneyland for very long cuz I'm

12:33 be at Disneyland for very long cuz I'm

12:33 be at Disneyland for very long cuz I'm only here to very, very quickly meet up

12:37 only here to very, very quickly meet up

12:37 only here to very, very quickly meet up with my buddy Adam the Woo. He's moving

12:40 with my buddy Adam the Woo. He's moving

12:40 with my buddy Adam the Woo. He's moving away from Southern California soon. So,

12:41 away from Southern California soon. So,

12:41 away from Southern California soon. So, I guess I got to hang out with them. You

12:44 I guess I got to hang out with them. You

12:44 I guess I got to hang out with them. You know, just like Oscar here. None of my

12:47 know, just like Oscar here. None of my

12:47 know, just like Oscar here. None of my friends have any friends. So, actually,

12:50 friends have any friends. So, actually,

12:50 friends have any friends. So, actually, I'm the one that has no friends. I'm

12:52 I'm the one that has no friends. I'm

12:52 I'm the one that has no friends. I'm very lonely. He said he was chilling on

12:54 very lonely. He said he was chilling on

12:54 very lonely. He said he was chilling on the porch. He is chilling on the porch.

12:58 the porch. He is chilling on the porch.

12:58 the porch. He is chilling on the porch. Look at him. He looks so handsome. I'm

13:02 Look at him. He looks so handsome. I'm

13:02 Look at him. He looks so handsome. I'm going to call your mom and let her know

13:04 going to call your mom and let her know

13:04 going to call your mom and let her know how handsome you look. What's this? My

13:06 how handsome you look. What's this? My

13:06 how handsome you look. What's this? My mom thinks I'm What the heck did you get

13:07 mom thinks I'm What the heck did you get

13:07 mom thinks I'm What the heck did you get that? They have They have all four

13:10 that? They have They have all four

13:10 that? They have They have all four lands. Well, now I can't wear this one

13:11 lands. Well, now I can't wear this one

13:11 lands. Well, now I can't wear this one because you got that one. What else have

13:13 because you got that one. What else have

13:13 because you got that one. What else have they got? Well, there's three more.

13:14 they got? Well, there's three more.

13:14 they got? Well, there's three more. Well, where are they? Four lands.

13:16 Well, where are they? Four lands.

13:16 Well, where are they? Four lands. They're over at DCA. Well, why are they

13:18 They're over at DCA. Well, why are they

13:18 They're over at DCA. Well, why are they You know how much You know how much I

13:19 You know how much You know how much I

13:19 You know how much You know how much I love DCA? Why would they be in DC?

13:22 love DCA? Why would they be in DC?

13:22 love DCA? Why would they be in DC? They're Disneyland's land. I did it. I

13:25 They're Disneyland's land. I did it. I

13:25 They're Disneyland's land. I did it. I touched him. My day is so much happier

13:28 touched him. My day is so much happier

13:28 touched him. My day is so much happier now. This place is so

13:32 now. This place is so

13:32 now. This place is so beautiful. So, beautiful. They don't

13:36 beautiful. So, beautiful. They don't

13:36 beautiful. So, beautiful. They don't have this in Texas, Oscar. No, they

13:37 have this in Texas, Oscar. No, they

13:37 have this in Texas, Oscar. No, they don't. But they do have the Alamo. And

13:39 don't. But they do have the Alamo. And

13:39 don't. But they do have the Alamo. And you need to always remember. Look it.

13:42 you need to always remember. Look it.

13:42 you need to always remember. Look it. Adam remembers. Adam always remembers

13:45 Adam remembers. Adam always remembers

13:45 Adam remembers. Adam always remembers the Alamo, Oscar. And even though even

13:47 the Alamo, Oscar. And even though even

13:47 the Alamo, Oscar. And even though even though they've torn down most the Alamo,

13:49 though they've torn down most the Alamo,

13:49 though they've torn down most the Alamo, there's only a little bit left. It's

13:51 there's only a little bit left. It's

13:51 there's only a little bit left. It's still larger than this castle. Wait,

13:53 still larger than this castle. Wait,

13:53 still larger than this castle. Wait, they did what? They tore it down. A lot

13:55 they did what? They tore it down. A lot

13:55 they did what? They tore it down. A lot of it's gone. Is the basement still

13:57 of it's gone. Is the basement still

13:57 of it's gone. Is the basement still there? Yes. As far as according to Paul

13:59 there? Yes. As far as according to Paul

13:59 there? Yes. As far as according to Paul Ruben. See, Disneyland says no costumes

14:01 Ruben. See, Disneyland says no costumes

14:01 Ruben. See, Disneyland says no costumes allowed, but this guy's got a Jedi

14:02 allowed, but this guy's got a Jedi

14:02 allowed, but this guy's got a Jedi costume. She's got a Jedi costume. If I

14:05 costume. She's got a Jedi costume. If I

14:05 costume. She's got a Jedi costume. If I had known they would have let me in in a

14:07 had known they would have let me in in a

14:07 had known they would have let me in in a Jedi costume, I would have worn my Jedi

14:09 Jedi costume, I would have worn my Jedi

14:09 Jedi costume, I would have worn my Jedi costume. They probably wouldn't have let

14:10 costume. They probably wouldn't have let

14:10 costume. They probably wouldn't have let you in. They probably wouldn't have.

14:12 you in. They probably wouldn't have.

14:12 you in. They probably wouldn't have. They would have my Jedi costume. I just

14:14 They would have my Jedi costume. I just

14:14 They would have my Jedi costume. I just want to ride on Snow White so that I

14:18 want to ride on Snow White so that I

14:18 want to ride on Snow White so that I feel like I got a little Disneyland in

14:20 feel like I got a little Disneyland in

14:20 feel like I got a little Disneyland in my day. Even though we're going to leave

14:21 my day. Even though we're going to leave

14:21 my day. Even though we're going to leave and go to Red Robin. Do

14:29 it. That was a fun one. I liked it.

14:30 it. That was a fun one. I liked it. Sounds like my grandma. It does sound

14:31 Sounds like my grandma. It does sound

14:31 Sounds like my grandma. It does sound just like your grandma. I don't know

14:33 just like your grandma. I don't know

14:33 just like your grandma. I don't know what your grandma sounds like. Is that

14:35 what your grandma sounds like. Is that

14:35 what your grandma sounds like. Is that good? Are you talking about the same

14:36 good? Are you talking about the same

14:36 good? Are you talking about the same grandma that rubs an egg on people to

14:38 grandma that rubs an egg on people to

14:38 grandma that rubs an egg on people to get into their constipation? No, my evil

14:40 get into their constipation? No, my evil

14:40 get into their constipation? No, my evil grandma the other one. Well, what's the

14:42 grandma the other one. Well, what's the

14:42 grandma the other one. Well, what's the difference? They're both doing

14:43 difference? They're both doing

14:43 difference? They're both doing witchcraft with eggs. Do you think the

14:46 witchcraft with eggs. Do you think the

14:46 witchcraft with eggs. Do you think the egg grandma that uses the egg to like

14:48 egg grandma that uses the egg to like

14:48 egg grandma that uses the egg to like suck the evil out of people? Do you

14:50 suck the evil out of people? Do you

14:50 suck the evil out of people? Do you think she could create a poisoned apple?

14:53 think she could create a poisoned apple?

14:53 think she could create a poisoned apple? I think so. See? Well, then what are you

14:55 I think so. See? Well, then what are you

14:55 I think so. See? Well, then what are you saying? I don't know. Maybe my grandma's

14:57 saying? I don't know. Maybe my grandma's

14:57 saying? I don't know. Maybe my grandma's a witch. A witch burner. Wait, which

15:00 a witch. A witch burner. Wait, which

15:00 a witch. A witch burner. Wait, which witch is she?

15:07 [Music] Adam, you're a huge Snow White fan

15:08 Adam, you're a huge Snow White fan

15:08 Adam, you're a huge Snow White fan because on the Adam the Woo channel, you

15:10 because on the Adam the Woo channel, you

15:10 because on the Adam the Woo channel, you have arrived through over and over and

15:12 have arrived through over and over and

15:12 have arrived through over and over and over again of Walt Disney World. Look

15:14 over again of Walt Disney World. Look

15:14 over again of Walt Disney World. Look who I brought with me. Hey, it's Big

15:16 who I brought with me. Hey, it's Big

15:16 who I brought with me. Hey, it's Big Head Han.

15:18 Head Han.

15:18 Head Han. Why do I have to sit next to you?

15:21 Why do I have to sit next to you?

15:21 Why do I have to sit next to you? Because your friend are there. She is.

15:27 Because your friend are there. She is.

15:27 Because your friend are there. She is. This place really dwarfs the

15:28 This place really dwarfs the

15:28 This place really dwarfs the competition.

15:36 Sometimes I wish I worked in a mine.

15:36 Sometimes I wish I worked in a mine. I'm just kidding. I don't wish

15:54 [Music] Why does this lady want me to eat

15:55 Why does this lady want me to eat

15:55 Why does this lady want me to eat healthy? I don't know. I don't know.

16:03 I don't know what we just saw in there,

16:03 I don't know what we just saw in there, but all of a sudden I have a real

16:05 but all of a sudden I have a real

16:05 but all of a sudden I have a real hankering for

16:07 hankering for

16:07 hankering for apples. Nice, juicy ones. Okay, that was

16:10 apples. Nice, juicy ones. Okay, that was

16:10 apples. Nice, juicy ones. Okay, that was awesome. Got a little Disneyland. And

16:12 awesome. Got a little Disneyland. And

16:12 awesome. Got a little Disneyland. And now back out of Disneyland and on to the

16:15 now back out of Disneyland and on to the

16:15 now back out of Disneyland and on to the most delicious place of them all, Red

16:17 most delicious place of them all, Red

16:17 most delicious place of them all, Red Robin. Gluten-free cheeseburgers for

16:20 Robin. Gluten-free cheeseburgers for

16:20 Robin. Gluten-free cheeseburgers for me. For me, he for me. Glutenfree

16:25 me. For me, he for me. Glutenfree

16:25 me. For me, he for me. Glutenfree cheeseburger for me. Talking about food.

16:28 cheeseburger for me. Talking about food.

16:28 cheeseburger for me. Talking about food. free.

16:31 free.

16:31 free. You're changing it up today and getting

16:32 You're changing it up today and getting

16:32 You're changing it up today and getting a gluten-free cheeseburger. I'm going to

16:34 a gluten-free cheeseburger. I'm going to

16:34 a gluten-free cheeseburger. I'm going to get some bottomless fries and you're

16:35 get some bottomless fries and you're

16:35 get some bottomless fries and you're going to get some bottomless jinx. You

16:38 going to get some bottomless jinx. You

16:38 going to get some bottomless jinx. You can't talk. Hey, I knew it. Which for

16:39 can't talk. Hey, I knew it. Which for

16:39 can't talk. Hey, I knew it. Which for you is pretty much impossible.

16:42 you is pretty much impossible.

16:42 you is pretty much impossible. [Music]

16:44 [Music] Okay, I'm going to I'm going to let you

16:45 Okay, I'm going to I'm going to let you

16:45 Okay, I'm going to I'm going to let you off the hook. Justin. Justin. Justin. Or

16:47 off the hook. Justin. Justin. Justin. Or

16:47 off the hook. Justin. Justin. Justin. Or is that Beetlejuice that works with both

16:49 is that Beetlejuice that works with both

16:49 is that Beetlejuice that works with both and Oscar?

16:52 and Oscar?

16:52 and Oscar? I don't want to leave now. Now I don't

16:54 I don't want to leave now. Now I don't

16:54 I don't want to leave now. Now I don't want to leave. I was having fun in

16:56 want to leave. I was having fun in

16:56 want to leave. I was having fun in there. I don't want to leave, but

16:57 there. I don't want to leave, but

16:58 there. I don't want to leave, but they're making me leave and they're

16:59 they're making me leave and they're

16:59 they're making me leave and they're hungry and they want to eat, but I just

17:01 hungry and they want to eat, but I just

17:01 hungry and they want to eat, but I just wanted to go on one more ride. That's

17:03 wanted to go on one more ride. That's

17:03 wanted to go on one more ride. That's all I wanted. I just wanted one more

17:05 all I wanted. I just wanted one more

17:05 all I wanted. I just wanted one more ride. To be honest with you, when I was

17:07 ride. To be honest with you, when I was

17:07 ride. To be honest with you, when I was a little kid, that was me leaving

17:08 a little kid, that was me leaving

17:08 a little kid, that was me leaving Disneyland every time. I feel really bad

17:11 Disneyland every time. I feel really bad

17:11 Disneyland every time. I feel really bad for my parents. I probably ruined the

17:13 for my parents. I probably ruined the

17:13 for my parents. I probably ruined the end of many of their Disneyland days by

17:15 end of many of their Disneyland days by

17:15 end of many of their Disneyland days by crying and being sad about leaving. But

17:17 crying and being sad about leaving. But

17:17 crying and being sad about leaving. But luckily, I just bought my mom and my dad

17:20 luckily, I just bought my mom and my dad

17:20 luckily, I just bought my mom and my dad tickets to Disneyland not too long ago.

17:22 tickets to Disneyland not too long ago.

17:22 tickets to Disneyland not too long ago. They still haven't used them, but

17:23 They still haven't used them, but

17:23 They still haven't used them, but hopefully that'll make up for a little

17:24 hopefully that'll make up for a little

17:24 hopefully that'll make up for a little bit. Sorry, mom. I really want to find

17:28 bit. Sorry, mom. I really want to find

17:28 bit. Sorry, mom. I really want to find those shirts Adam was talking about.

17:30 those shirts Adam was talking about.

17:30 those shirts Adam was talking about. There are a lot of Disneyland shirts,

17:32 There are a lot of Disneyland shirts,

17:32 There are a lot of Disneyland shirts, but these like these just like aren't my

17:35 but these like these just like aren't my

17:35 but these like these just like aren't my style, even though I can

17:37 style, even though I can

17:37 style, even though I can get pretty

17:40 get pretty

17:40 get pretty grumpy. I'm just a connoisseur of good

17:43 grumpy. I'm just a connoisseur of good

17:43 grumpy. I'm just a connoisseur of good graphic design. So, when I see a cool

17:45 graphic design. So, when I see a cool

17:45 graphic design. So, when I see a cool retro looking Disneyland shirt like

17:47 retro looking Disneyland shirt like

17:47 retro looking Disneyland shirt like that, I get excited.

17:50 that, I get excited.

17:50 that, I get excited. I don't Do you see them, Oscar? No, I do

17:53 I don't Do you see them, Oscar? No, I do

17:53 I don't Do you see them, Oscar? No, I do not

17:54 not

17:54 not see those. Although I do see this the

17:58 see those. Although I do see this the

17:58 see those. Although I do see this the cutest

18:03 Mickey. I have literally I literally

18:03 Mickey. I have literally I literally have never seen this before. I just laid

18:05 have never seen this before. I just laid

18:05 have never seen this before. I just laid eyes on this. This is the cutest Mickey

18:07 eyes on this. This is the cutest Mickey

18:07 eyes on this. This is the cutest Mickey baby thing I've ever seen. It's the

18:11 baby thing I've ever seen. It's the

18:11 baby thing I've ever seen. It's the cutest Oscar. It's so cute. It's like a

18:16 cutest Oscar. It's so cute. It's like a

18:16 cutest Oscar. It's so cute. It's like a little

18:16 little

18:16 little baby. Oh, look at this one's cute, too.

18:19 baby. Oh, look at this one's cute, too.

18:19 baby. Oh, look at this one's cute, too. I like when they finally like split the

18:20 I like when they finally like split the

18:20 I like when they finally like split the fingers apart, you know, like when

18:22 fingers apart, you know, like when

18:22 fingers apart, you know, like when they're little separate fingers. They

18:23 they're little separate fingers. They

18:23 they're little separate fingers. They just look so cute. I can't help it. Oh,

18:26 just look so cute. I can't help it. Oh,

18:26 just look so cute. I can't help it. Oh, hi. It's nice to meet you, Mickey. Oh,

18:29 hi. It's nice to meet you, Mickey. Oh,

18:29 hi. It's nice to meet you, Mickey. Oh, these shirts are pretty cool if you're

18:31 these shirts are pretty cool if you're

18:31 these shirts are pretty cool if you're really into Polish horror. Cuz remember

18:35 really into Polish horror. Cuz remember

18:35 really into Polish horror. Cuz remember MTV Spring? That's a really dated joke.

18:39 MTV Spring? That's a really dated joke.

18:39 MTV Spring? That's a really dated joke. Goodbye, Daisy. Goodbye, Walt. Oh my

18:43 Goodbye, Daisy. Goodbye, Walt. Oh my

18:43 Goodbye, Daisy. Goodbye, Walt. Oh my gosh. Chip has turned to the dark side

18:45 gosh. Chip has turned to the dark side

18:45 gosh. Chip has turned to the dark side of the force. He's going to strike down

18:48 of the force. He's going to strike down

18:48 of the force. He's going to strike down all those children with his hatred.

18:51 all those children with his hatred.

18:51 all those children with his hatred. Hopefully, he can be turned back to the

18:53 Hopefully, he can be turned back to the

18:53 Hopefully, he can be turned back to the light side. I don't know. This guy, no

18:55 light side. I don't know. This guy, no

18:55 light side. I don't know. This guy, no hope for him. I didn't even bother going

18:57 hope for him. I didn't even bother going

18:57 hope for him. I didn't even bother going into Tomorrowland because it was just

18:59 into Tomorrowland because it was just

18:59 into Tomorrowland because it was just too crowded over there with all the May

19:00 too crowded over there with all the May

19:00 too crowded over there with all the May the 4th stuff today. And like I've been

19:02 the 4th stuff today. And like I've been

19:02 the 4th stuff today. And like I've been there, I've done that. And I lived I've

19:04 there, I've done that. And I lived I've

19:04 there, I've done that. And I lived I've lived Star Wars. Remember from the other

19:06 lived Star Wars. Remember from the other

19:06 lived Star Wars. Remember from the other video? But Adam stopping to film the

19:09 video? But Adam stopping to film the

19:09 video? But Adam stopping to film the cool

19:10 cool

19:10 cool t-shirts. Oh, those are actually pretty

19:12 t-shirts. Oh, those are actually pretty

19:12 t-shirts. Oh, those are actually pretty cool this year. I have last year's You

19:13 cool this year. I have last year's You

19:13 cool this year. I have last year's You still have last year's pin? Do they have

19:15 still have last year's pin? Do they have

19:15 still have last year's pin? Do they have a pin this year? Yeah, I bought your pen

19:17 a pin this year? Yeah, I bought your pen

19:17 a pin this year? Yeah, I bought your pen last year. Did you get this ones though

19:18 last year. Did you get this ones though

19:18 last year. Did you get this ones though this year? Oh, and they have this. Look

19:20 this year? Oh, and they have this. Look

19:20 this year? Oh, and they have this. Look at this Whittle. I don't know who W is,

19:24 at this Whittle. I don't know who W is,

19:24 at this Whittle. I don't know who W is, but I want him.

19:26 but I want him.

19:26 but I want him. It's Whittle. I just I want him so much.

19:31 It's Whittle. I just I want him so much.

19:31 It's Whittle. I just I want him so much. Actually, I don't want him that much. I

19:33 Actually, I don't want him that much. I

19:33 Actually, I don't want him that much. I just want him a little bit.

19:35 just want him a little bit.

19:35 just want him a little bit. A little No, this one's better. Look it.

19:39 A little No, this one's better. Look it.

19:39 A little No, this one's better. Look it. The Revenge of the Fifth. I like that.

19:41 The Revenge of the Fifth. I like that.

19:41 The Revenge of the Fifth. I like that. Remember kids, on May the 4th, you need

19:43 Remember kids, on May the 4th, you need

19:43 Remember kids, on May the 4th, you need to be really cool and nice. Be kind to

19:46 to be really cool and nice. Be kind to

19:46 to be really cool and nice. Be kind to everyone. But on May the 5th, you can

19:48 everyone. But on May the 5th, you can

19:48 everyone. But on May the 5th, you can really pick on your sister, right? Pull

19:51 really pick on your sister, right? Pull

19:51 really pick on your sister, right? Pull her pigtails out of the woo. Pull them.

19:54 her pigtails out of the woo. Pull them.

19:54 her pigtails out of the woo. Pull them. Pull them hard. She doesn't have

19:55 Pull them hard. She doesn't have

19:55 Pull them hard. She doesn't have pigtails anymore. Dip her pigtails in

19:57 pigtails anymore. Dip her pigtails in

19:57 pigtails anymore. Dip her pigtails in her

19:59 her

19:59 her ink at school or break a slate over her

20:03 ink at school or break a slate over her

20:03 ink at school or break a slate over her head or tease

20:05 head or tease

20:05 head or tease her, put a tick in her sock. I don't

20:08 her, put a tick in her sock. I don't

20:08 her, put a tick in her sock. I don't know how to pick on people. You're the

20:10 know how to pick on people. You're the

20:10 know how to pick on people. You're the man now, dog. Okay. The other thing that

20:13 man now, dog. Okay. The other thing that

20:13 man now, dog. Okay. The other thing that got pushed back because of Dapper Day

20:15 got pushed back because of Dapper Day

20:15 got pushed back because of Dapper Day and all the preparations for Dapper,

20:17 and all the preparations for Dapper,

20:17 and all the preparations for Dapper, Dapper, Dapper, all the preparation for

20:20 Dapper, Dapper, all the preparation for

20:20 Dapper, Dapper, all the preparation for Dapper and Alli's flight coming in and

20:23 Dapper and Alli's flight coming in and

20:23 Dapper and Alli's flight coming in and her birthday and all that stuff. The

20:24 her birthday and all that stuff. The

20:24 her birthday and all that stuff. The other thing got pushed back was fun pick

20:26 other thing got pushed back was fun pick

20:26 other thing got pushed back was fun pick Friday. I extended it into overtime. So

20:29 Friday. I extended it into overtime. So

20:29 Friday. I extended it into overtime. So now Wednesday, I'm going to show all the

20:31 now Wednesday, I'm going to show all the

20:31 now Wednesday, I'm going to show all the fun picks from the last fun pick Friday

20:33 fun picks from the last fun pick Friday

20:33 fun picks from the last fun pick Friday and deener gets the free t-shirt and

20:36 and deener gets the free t-shirt and

20:36 and deener gets the free t-shirt and then I'm going to order everybody's

20:37 then I'm going to order everybody's

20:37 then I'm going to order everybody's t-shirts today and send them to all

20:39 t-shirts today and send them to all

20:39 t-shirts today and send them to all deveners. Oscar Meer Vener and send all

20:42 deveners. Oscar Meer Vener and send all

20:42 deveners. Oscar Meer Vener and send all devenor shirts to Deveners. I'm really

20:45 devenor shirts to Deveners. I'm really

20:45 devenor shirts to Deveners. I'm really hungry. We're going to eat Red Robin.

20:47 hungry. We're going to eat Red Robin.

20:47 hungry. We're going to eat Red Robin. And while we eat Red Robin, here's a

20:48 And while we eat Red Robin, here's a

20:48 And while we eat Red Robin, here's a bunch of fun picks. They're so fun. What

20:50 bunch of fun picks. They're so fun. What

20:50 bunch of fun picks. They're so fun. What a fun one for you. Here you

20:57 go.

20:57 go. [Music]

21:01 [Music] [Applause]

21:03 [Applause] [Music]

21:56 [Music] Heat up here.

22:00 Heat up here.

22:00 Heat up here. [Music]

22:28 [Music] Heat. Heat.

22:50 Well, what do you think? Some pretty fun

22:50 Well, what do you think? Some pretty fun ones in there,

22:51 ones in there,

22:51 ones in there, huh? A lot of fun ones. I can only pick

22:54 huh? A lot of fun ones. I can only pick

22:54 huh? A lot of fun ones. I can only pick one, which totally sucks, but as I

22:56 one, which totally sucks, but as I

22:56 one, which totally sucks, but as I spending like every last dollar I have

22:58 spending like every last dollar I have

22:58 spending like every last dollar I have buying the wieners of these

23:00 buying the wieners of these

23:01 buying the wieners of these t-shirts, I I'm glad I can only pick

23:03 t-shirts, I I'm glad I can only pick

23:03 t-shirts, I I'm glad I can only pick one. I really honestly from my heart

23:05 one. I really honestly from my heart

23:06 one. I really honestly from my heart appreciate every single person who's

23:07 appreciate every single person who's

23:07 appreciate every single person who's contributed to all these fun pick Friday

23:09 contributed to all these fun pick Friday

23:09 contributed to all these fun pick Friday things. And honestly, everybody who's

23:11 things. And honestly, everybody who's

23:11 things. And honestly, everybody who's always sending me all the Photoshops and

23:13 always sending me all the Photoshops and

23:14 always sending me all the Photoshops and the good comments on Twitter and

23:16 the good comments on Twitter and

23:16 the good comments on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook and all the cool

23:19 Instagram and Facebook and all the cool

23:19 Instagram and Facebook and all the cool like-minded people. And wait, what the

23:20 like-minded people. And wait, what the

23:20 like-minded people. And wait, what the heck? taky over here. That's This is not

23:26 heck? taky over here. That's This is not

23:26 heck? taky over here. That's This is not what this I was expecting. Something

23:29 what this I was expecting. Something

23:29 what this I was expecting. Something different. Oh, yes. Oh, a lot of

23:32 different. Oh, yes. Oh, a lot of

23:32 different. Oh, yes. Oh, a lot of misleading book titles here. Let's

23:36 misleading book titles here. Let's

23:36 misleading book titles here. Let's see. Oh, nope. That's exactly what I was

23:48 expecting. Oh, I'm sorry. I got

23:48 expecting. Oh, I'm sorry. I got distracted. I meant to finish that

23:49 distracted. I meant to finish that

23:49 distracted. I meant to finish that thought. I just I guess the TLDDR is you

23:53 thought. I just I guess the TLDDR is you

23:53 thought. I just I guess the TLDDR is you guys complete me.

23:57 guys complete me.

23:57 guys complete me. Sweet books. Thank you. That guy bought

24:01 Sweet books. Thank you. That guy bought

24:01 Sweet books. Thank you. That guy bought a couple more books than I did.

24:05 a couple more books than I did.

24:05 a couple more books than I did. All right, I got Crime and Punishment

24:07 All right, I got Crime and Punishment

24:07 All right, I got Crime and Punishment here, little Medall and Poe, but mostly

24:11 here, little Medall and Poe, but mostly

24:11 here, little Medall and Poe, but mostly I came across this. Look at this massive

24:16 I came across this. Look at this massive

24:16 I came across this. Look at this massive book about Bzantium, which is the

24:19 book about Bzantium, which is the

24:19 book about Bzantium, which is the Byzantine Empire, which is the Eastern

24:21 Byzantine Empire, which is the Eastern

24:21 Byzantine Empire, which is the Eastern Roman Empire that then became an empire

24:23 Roman Empire that then became an empire

24:23 Roman Empire that then became an empire in its own right. It's called the

24:25 in its own right. It's called the

24:25 in its own right. It's called the Bzantine or the Byzantine Empire, but

24:28 Bzantine or the Byzantine Empire, but

24:28 Bzantine or the Byzantine Empire, but they would have thought of themselves as

24:29 they would have thought of themselves as

24:29 they would have thought of themselves as the Roman Empire because everyone's

24:30 the Roman Empire because everyone's

24:30 the Roman Empire because everyone's like, "Oh, Rome fell and then the Roman

24:32 like, "Oh, Rome fell and then the Roman

24:32 like, "Oh, Rome fell and then the Roman Empire fell." But the Roman Empire

24:34 Empire fell." But the Roman Empire

24:34 Empire fell." But the Roman Empire actually went on for a lot longer after

24:37 actually went on for a lot longer after

24:37 actually went on for a lot longer after that in the East. That's a whole thing.

24:40 that in the East. That's a whole thing.

24:40 that in the East. That's a whole thing. I'm really actually nerdy about all that

24:42 I'm really actually nerdy about all that

24:42 I'm really actually nerdy about all that Byzantine history and art and

24:44 Byzantine history and art and

24:44 Byzantine history and art and architecture, but we're not like hanging

24:46 architecture, but we're not like hanging

24:46 architecture, but we're not like hanging out near any Byzantine ruins, you know,

24:48 out near any Byzantine ruins, you know,

24:48 out near any Byzantine ruins, you know, in Southern California anywhere we've

24:50 in Southern California anywhere we've

24:50 in Southern California anywhere we've ever gone together. So, I haven't really

24:51 ever gone together. So, I haven't really

24:51 ever gone together. So, I haven't really had much occasion to talk about it.

24:54 had much occasion to talk about it.

24:54 had much occasion to talk about it. Speaking of which, um, this road trip

24:57 Speaking of which, um, this road trip

24:57 Speaking of which, um, this road trip that I'm about to go on, I'm pretty sure

25:00 that I'm about to go on, I'm pretty sure

25:00 that I'm about to go on, I'm pretty sure I'm going to start with visiting

25:02 I'm going to start with visiting

25:02 I'm going to start with visiting Hannibal, Missouri, Mark Twain's boyhood

25:05 Hannibal, Missouri, Mark Twain's boyhood

25:05 Hannibal, Missouri, Mark Twain's boyhood hometown, which I visited once before

25:07 hometown, which I visited once before

25:07 hometown, which I visited once before and did a randomly video there. there.

25:09 and did a randomly video there. there.

25:10 and did a randomly video there. there. But the random video was edited kind of

25:11 But the random video was edited kind of

25:11 But the random video was edited kind of sloppy cuz the night I found out that my

25:13 sloppy cuz the night I found out that my

25:13 sloppy cuz the night I found out that my marriage was going to be completely over

25:15 marriage was going to be completely over

25:15 marriage was going to be completely over forever. And I was like whatever however

25:18 forever. And I was like whatever however

25:18 forever. And I was like whatever however far I've edited it so far is just how

25:19 far I've edited it so far is just how

25:20 far I've edited it so far is just how it's going to go up. So I've always

25:21 it's going to go up. So I've always

25:21 it's going to go up. So I've always wanted to revisit and just kind of hang

25:22 wanted to revisit and just kind of hang

25:22 wanted to revisit and just kind of hang out. That's like for me kind of like I

25:24 out. That's like for me kind of like I

25:24 out. That's like for me kind of like I just made a decision like I'm going to

25:25 just made a decision like I'm going to

25:25 just made a decision like I'm going to take that route that way cuz I want to

25:27 take that route that way cuz I want to

25:28 take that route that way cuz I want to see it. And then I think I'm going to go

25:30 see it. And then I think I'm going to go

25:30 see it. And then I think I'm going to go to uh Springfield, Abraham Lincoln's

25:33 to uh Springfield, Abraham Lincoln's

25:33 to uh Springfield, Abraham Lincoln's Springfield that would be. And then from

25:36 Springfield that would be. And then from

25:36 Springfield that would be. And then from there, I don't know whether I'll go a

25:38 there, I don't know whether I'll go a

25:38 there, I don't know whether I'll go a little more northerly or a little more

25:41 little more northerly or a little more

25:41 little more northerly or a little more middlely down to where Tyler lives. So,

25:43 middlely down to where Tyler lives. So,

25:43 middlely down to where Tyler lives. So, I'm pretty sure I'm going to be taking

25:45 I'm pretty sure I'm going to be taking

25:45 I'm pretty sure I'm going to be taking I40/ Route 66 across the middle of the

25:49 I40/ Route 66 across the middle of the

25:49 I40/ Route 66 across the middle of the country over towards Oklahoma City up to

25:54 country over towards Oklahoma City up to

25:54 country over towards Oklahoma City up to Kansas and then

25:56 Kansas and then

25:56 Kansas and then across over to across the state of

25:59 across over to across the state of

26:00 across over to across the state of Missouri. So, if you're in that path

26:02 Missouri. So, if you're in that path

26:02 Missouri. So, if you're in that path along Route 66 between here and Oklahoma

26:05 along Route 66 between here and Oklahoma

26:05 along Route 66 between here and Oklahoma City or between Oklahoma City and Kansas

26:08 City or between Oklahoma City and Kansas

26:08 City or between Oklahoma City and Kansas City over to uh Hannibal, Missouri or

26:12 City over to uh Hannibal, Missouri or

26:12 City over to uh Hannibal, Missouri or Springfield, Illinois, let me know. Uh

26:16 Springfield, Illinois, let me know. Uh

26:16 Springfield, Illinois, let me know. Uh that's it. So, if anybody's like, "Oh,

26:18 that's it. So, if anybody's like, "Oh,

26:18 that's it. So, if anybody's like, "Oh, yeah. I got this house with extra spare

26:20 yeah. I got this house with extra spare

26:20 yeah. I got this house with extra spare room with a jacuzzi and you can just

26:22 room with a jacuzzi and you can just

26:22 room with a jacuzzi and you can just chill in there." Is he selling his

26:23 chill in there." Is he selling his

26:23 chill in there." Is he selling his books? Maybe he's selling his books over

26:25 books? Maybe he's selling his books over

26:25 books? Maybe he's selling his books over there. Looks like he's having a lot

26:28 there. Looks like he's having a lot

26:28 there. Looks like he's having a lot of trouble. Should I ask? No, I guess

26:31 of trouble. Should I ask? No, I guess

26:31 of trouble. Should I ask? No, I guess he's got it. I guess he's got it. But

26:34 he's got it. I guess he's got it. But

26:34 he's got it. I guess he's got it. But that's the direction I'm going to take

26:36 that's the direction I'm going to take

26:36 that's the direction I'm going to take at least at first. So, I'm I'm starting

26:37 at least at first. So, I'm I'm starting

26:37 at least at first. So, I'm I'm starting to map out a rough plan in my head. Like

26:40 to map out a rough plan in my head. Like

26:40 to map out a rough plan in my head. Like I said, I'm just debating whether or not

26:41 I said, I'm just debating whether or not

26:41 I said, I'm just debating whether or not I can

26:42 I can

26:42 I can afford renting a car if I want to add

26:45 afford renting a car if I want to add

26:45 afford renting a car if I want to add that added expense, but it may actually

26:47 that added expense, but it may actually

26:47 that added expense, but it may actually end up saving money. I'm on the fence

26:49 end up saving money. I'm on the fence

26:49 end up saving money. I'm on the fence with it. I think though that I should

26:50 with it. I think though that I should

26:50 with it. I think though that I should probably look for renting a car in a

26:51 probably look for renting a car in a

26:51 probably look for renting a car in a different market. Like maybe have

26:52 different market. Like maybe have

26:52 different market. Like maybe have somebody drop me off 100 miles from here

26:54 somebody drop me off 100 miles from here

26:54 somebody drop me off 100 miles from here and rent the car because I think it's

26:55 and rent the car because I think it's

26:55 and rent the car because I think it's actually cheaper if you rent the car

26:57 actually cheaper if you rent the car

26:57 actually cheaper if you rent the car away from Southern California and then

26:59 away from Southern California and then

26:59 away from Southern California and then drive. But I'm not sure. Anyway, those

27:02 drive. But I'm not sure. Anyway, those

27:02 drive. But I'm not sure. Anyway, those are my thoughts for now. Right now, I

27:03 are my thoughts for now. Right now, I

27:03 are my thoughts for now. Right now, I got to go home and see my little boy and

27:06 got to go home and see my little boy and

27:06 got to go home and see my little boy and we'll probably spend the rest of May the

27:08 we'll probably spend the rest of May the

27:08 we'll probably spend the rest of May the 4th uh watching Star Wars. And I think

27:11 4th uh watching Star Wars. And I think

27:11 4th uh watching Star Wars. And I think later we might actually go see The

27:12 later we might actually go see The

27:12 later we might actually go see The Jungle Book. So, I don't know how that's

27:14 Jungle Book. So, I don't know how that's

27:14 Jungle Book. So, I don't know how that's going to be. I'm a little worried. I got

27:16 going to be. I'm a little worried. I got

27:16 going to be. I'm a little worried. I got to be honest with you. The Jungle Book

27:17 to be honest with you. The Jungle Book

27:17 to be honest with you. The Jungle Book is one of my favorite Disney animated

27:19 is one of my favorite Disney animated

27:19 is one of my favorite Disney animated films of all time. Robin Hood, the old

27:21 films of all time. Robin Hood, the old

27:21 films of all time. Robin Hood, the old school one, and The Jungle Book. And

27:23 school one, and The Jungle Book. And

27:23 school one, and The Jungle Book. And Peter Pan, those are really like the boy

27:25 Peter Pan, those are really like the boy

27:25 Peter Pan, those are really like the boy movies when I was a kid because I

27:27 movies when I was a kid because I

27:27 movies when I was a kid because I started The Boys before Aladdin came out

27:29 started The Boys before Aladdin came out

27:29 started The Boys before Aladdin came out and the Lion King and all that. That was

27:30 and the Lion King and all that. That was

27:30 and the Lion King and all that. That was that was like the Disney boy movies,

27:32 that was like the Disney boy movies,

27:32 that was like the Disney boy movies, man. I don't know. Uh, a little bit.

27:34 man. I don't know. Uh, a little bit.

27:34 man. I don't know. Uh, a little bit. What was the other one? Uh, not the

27:35 What was the other one? Uh, not the

27:36 What was the other one? Uh, not the Black Cauldron. The other one with the

27:37 Black Cauldron. The other one with the

27:37 Black Cauldron. The other one with the kid with um, you know, and he does the

27:39 kid with um, you know, and he does the

27:39 kid with um, you know, and he does the thing Wart and the, you know, Sword and

27:41 thing Wart and the, you know, Sword and

27:41 thing Wart and the, you know, Sword and the Stone. That one too. Those were

27:42 the Stone. That one too. Those were

27:42 the Stone. That one too. Those were like, man, the Disney Boy collection.

27:45 like, man, the Disney Boy collection.

27:45 like, man, the Disney Boy collection. And I loved Mowgli. People used to call

27:47 And I loved Mowgli. People used to call

27:47 And I loved Mowgli. People used to call me Mowgi because I was really skinny and

27:48 me Mowgi because I was really skinny and

27:48 me Mowgi because I was really skinny and I got the dark brown hair and then I got

27:50 I got the dark brown hair and then I got

27:50 I got the dark brown hair and then I got the brown thing going on. So people go,

27:53 the brown thing going on. So people go,

27:53 the brown thing going on. So people go, "You look like Mowgli until I got

27:55 "You look like Mowgli until I got

27:55 "You look like Mowgli until I got older." And then they were like, "You

27:56 older." And then they were like, "You

27:56 older." And then they were like, "You look like a karate kid." That was a fun

27:58 look like a karate kid." That was a fun

27:58 look like a karate kid." That was a fun one. Then when I got even older and I

28:00 one. Then when I got even older and I

28:00 one. Then when I got even older and I had bleached hair, then people were

28:01 had bleached hair, then people were

28:01 had bleached hair, then people were like, "You look like Corey Feldman." But

28:03 like, "You look like Corey Feldman." But

28:03 like, "You look like Corey Feldman." But then of course you guys saw on the vlog

28:04 then of course you guys saw on the vlog

28:04 then of course you guys saw on the vlog we met Cory Feldman. He didn't agree. So

28:07 we met Cory Feldman. He didn't agree. So

28:08 we met Cory Feldman. He didn't agree. So him and I are in this together. We don't

28:10 him and I are in this together. We don't

28:10 him and I are in this together. We don't look like each other. According to

28:11 look like each other. According to

28:11 look like each other. According to Corey, I'm much too handsome. Anyway,

28:14 Corey, I'm much too handsome. Anyway,

28:14 Corey, I'm much too handsome. Anyway, I'm about to head home, look at some

28:16 I'm about to head home, look at some

28:16 I'm about to head home, look at some roots, hang out with my kid. We're going

28:18 roots, hang out with my kid. We're going

28:18 roots, hang out with my kid. We're going to probably play a little Minecraft.

28:20 to probably play a little Minecraft.

28:20 to probably play a little Minecraft. Then we're going to watch some Star Wars

28:22 Then we're going to watch some Star Wars

28:22 Then we're going to watch some Star Wars or go see The Jungle Book. I will let

28:24 or go see The Jungle Book. I will let

28:24 or go see The Jungle Book. I will let you guys know how it goes tomorrow. In

28:27 you guys know how it goes tomorrow. In

28:27 you guys know how it goes tomorrow. In the meantime, if you have any stuff

28:29 the meantime, if you have any stuff

28:29 the meantime, if you have any stuff between here and those places I was

28:31 between here and those places I was

28:31 between here and those places I was talking about along that route, uh

28:34 talking about along that route, uh

28:34 talking about along that route, uh either a place for me to stay or if you

28:35 either a place for me to stay or if you

28:35 either a place for me to stay or if you know of any glut really good gluten-free

28:37 know of any glut really good gluten-free

28:37 know of any glut really good gluten-free food options along the way, or you know

28:39 food options along the way, or you know

28:39 food options along the way, or you know of any cool interesting places to stop,

28:41 of any cool interesting places to stop,

28:41 of any cool interesting places to stop, things to film, um or if you're along

28:44 things to film, um or if you're along

28:44 things to film, um or if you're along the route and you just want to meet up

28:45 the route and you just want to meet up

28:45 the route and you just want to meet up for a fun pick, it may be possible,

28:47 for a fun pick, it may be possible,

28:47 for a fun pick, it may be possible, maybe not. I don't know. And uh also

28:49 maybe not. I don't know. And uh also

28:49 maybe not. I don't know. And uh also like what do you think about the whole

28:50 like what do you think about the whole

28:50 like what do you think about the whole rental cars thing? I don't know. Anyway,

28:52 rental cars thing? I don't know. Anyway,

28:52 rental cars thing? I don't know. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the fun pick montage.

28:54 I hope you enjoyed the fun pick montage.

28:54 I hope you enjoyed the fun pick montage. It's coming right back at you again.

28:55 It's coming right back at you again.

28:55 It's coming right back at you again. Thanks for watching. I'll see you all

28:57 Thanks for watching. I'll see you all

28:57 Thanks for watching. I'll see you all tomorrow. Bye-bye.

29:33 Heat. Heat.

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