Heimbuching the Antiques with Jeff Heimbuch! Sometimes Vlog

0:03 Have you ever seen the movie That Thing

0:03 Have you ever seen the movie That Thing You Do? Because if you have done the

0:05 You Do? Because if you have done the

0:05 You Do? Because if you have done the thing of which you watch the that thing

0:08 thing of which you watch the that thing

0:08 thing of which you watch the that thing you do, the movie, you might recognize

0:11 you do, the movie, you might recognize

0:11 you do, the movie, you might recognize this

0:12 this

0:12 this [Music]

0:14 [Music]

0:14 [Music] sign. Think about it. Hearing the song

0:17 sign. Think about it. Hearing the song

0:17 sign. Think about it. Hearing the song on the radio, getting excited, being

0:19 on the radio, getting excited, being

0:19 on the radio, getting excited, being stoked, and then

0:21 stoked, and then

0:21 stoked, and then realizing Jeff Heimbuk, it's a sometimes

0:25 realizing Jeff Heimbuk, it's a sometimes

0:25 realizing Jeff Heimbuk, it's a sometimes vlog. Here's a vlog that happens

0:29 vlog. Here's a vlog that happens

0:29 vlog. Here's a vlog that happens sometimes. Jeff Heimbuck, ladies and

0:31 sometimes. Jeff Heimbuck, ladies and

0:31 sometimes. Jeff Heimbuck, ladies and gentlemen, I'm back home in my home. I'm

0:34 gentlemen, I'm back home in my home. I'm

0:34 gentlemen, I'm back home in my home. I'm glad you're home. We miss you. Orange

0:36 glad you're home. We miss you. Orange

0:36 glad you're home. We miss you. Orange County, did you really mess me? I

0:37 County, did you really mess me? I

0:37 County, did you really mess me? I actually forgot. You probably did

0:38 actually forgot. You probably did

0:38 actually forgot. You probably did because I'm constantly threatening to

0:40 because I'm constantly threatening to

0:40 because I'm constantly threatening to get you fired by showing up to your

0:43 get you fired by showing up to your

0:43 get you fired by showing up to your work. Snapchat coming here. Jeff Hy,

0:46 work. Snapchat coming here. Jeff Hy,

0:46 work. Snapchat coming here. Jeff Hy, that's true. You did catch me today. Are

0:47 that's true. You did catch me today. Are

0:48 that's true. You did catch me today. Are you in the orange circle? I drew an

0:50 you in the orange circle? I drew an

0:50 you in the orange circle? I drew an orange circle. It might not have been

0:51 orange circle. It might not have been

0:51 orange circle. It might not have been orange. I'm color blind. I understood

0:52 orange. I'm color blind. I understood

0:52 orange. I'm color blind. I understood it. No, it was good. You did it. You

0:54 it. No, it was good. You did it. You

0:54 it. No, it was good. You did it. You nailed it. Nailed it. You're color

0:55 nailed it. Nailed it. You're color

0:55 nailed it. Nailed it. You're color blind. Yeah. I feel like I've asked you

0:57 blind. Yeah. I feel like I've asked you

0:57 blind. Yeah. I feel like I've asked you that a hundred times. I think we've had

0:58 that a hundred times. I think we've had

0:58 that a hundred times. I think we've had this. Every time you say you're color

0:59 this. Every time you say you're color

0:59 this. Every time you say you're color blind, I'm like, you're color blind?

1:02 blind, I'm like, you're color blind?

1:02 blind, I'm like, you're color blind? Which colors can't you see? I cannot

1:04 Which colors can't you see? I cannot

1:04 Which colors can't you see? I cannot see. Well, I can see them all. I just

1:06 see. Well, I can see them all. I just

1:06 see. Well, I can see them all. I just can't see them. Well, red, orange, blue,

1:08 can't see them. Well, red, orange, blue,

1:08 can't see them. Well, red, orange, blue, purple, magenta, turquo. I know a lot of

1:11 purple, magenta, turquo. I know a lot of

1:11 purple, magenta, turquo. I know a lot of colors. I'm really bad. If you can't see

1:13 colors. I'm really bad. If you can't see

1:14 colors. I'm really bad. If you can't see those colors, how do you know you can't

1:15 those colors, how do you know you can't

1:15 those colors, how do you know you can't see them? Because you know when they

1:16 see them? Because you know when they

1:16 see them? Because you know when they give you those circles where you're

1:17 give you those circles where you're

1:17 give you those circles where you're supposed to look and you're supposed to

1:18 supposed to look and you're supposed to

1:18 supposed to look and you're supposed to say the number. I don't know cuz I don't

1:20 say the number. I don't know cuz I don't

1:20 say the number. I don't know cuz I don't think they've ever given me those. If

1:22 think they've ever given me those. If

1:22 think they've ever given me those. If you have seen that before and you see a

1:24 you have seen that before and you see a

1:24 you have seen that before and you see a number in them, I don't see any number.

1:25 number in them, I don't see any number.

1:25 number in them, I don't see any number. That's how color blind I am. Oh, I see.

1:27 That's how color blind I am. Oh, I see.

1:27 That's how color blind I am. Oh, I see. So, they give you like a color options

1:29 So, they give you like a color options

1:29 So, they give you like a color options and there's a different color of a

1:30 and there's a different color of a

1:30 and there's a different color of a number inside and they say, "What number

1:32 number inside and they say, "What number

1:32 number inside and they say, "What number is this?" And you're like, "If you're

1:33 is this?" And you're like, "If you're

1:33 is this?" And you're like, "If you're not color blind, you see one number. If

1:35 not color blind, you see one number. If

1:35 not color blind, you see one number. If you are color blind, you see a number."

1:36 you are color blind, you see a number."

1:36 you are color blind, you see a number." So, they have the same grayscale value,

1:38 So, they have the same grayscale value,

1:38 So, they have the same grayscale value, but not the same color value. Yes. Well,

1:40 but not the same color value. Yes. Well,

1:40 but not the same color value. Yes. Well, you don't see zero cuz that would be

1:42 you don't see zero cuz that would be

1:42 you don't see zero cuz that would be seeing a number. That's right. I don't

1:43 seeing a number. That's right. I don't

1:43 seeing a number. That's right. I don't see anything.

1:45 see anything.

1:45 see anything. She looks cool.

1:47 She looks cool.

1:47 She looks cool. You should ask her to hang out with you.

1:48 You should ask her to hang out with you.

1:48 You should ask her to hang out with you. You'd look cooler. Wait, you're saying I

1:50 You'd look cooler. Wait, you're saying I

1:50 You'd look cooler. Wait, you're saying I don't look cool now? You're wearing

1:51 don't look cool now? You're wearing

1:51 don't look cool now? You're wearing khakis. Well, I'm working. Well, not

1:53 khakis. Well, I'm working. Well, not

1:53 khakis. Well, I'm working. Well, not right now. You're not working right now.

1:55 right now. You're not working right now.

1:55 right now. You're not working right now. This guy's patriotic. Look how patriotic

1:57 This guy's patriotic. Look how patriotic

1:57 This guy's patriotic. Look how patriotic he is. Walking in front of the Army Navy

1:59 he is. Walking in front of the Army Navy

1:59 he is. Walking in front of the Army Navy store with the American flag shirt on.

2:01 store with the American flag shirt on.

2:01 store with the American flag shirt on. He was really excited to be in the

2:03 He was really excited to be in the

2:03 He was really excited to be in the Sometimes vlog. Most people are. There's

2:05 Sometimes vlog. Most people are. There's

2:05 Sometimes vlog. Most people are. There's a lot of buzz. No, most people most

2:06 a lot of buzz. No, most people most

2:06 a lot of buzz. No, most people most people are like my face. Why are you in

2:08 people are like my face. Why are you in

2:08 people are like my face. Why are you in my face? Let's go this way. We were just

2:10 my face? Let's go this way. We were just

2:10 my face? Let's go this way. We were just in that antique shop back there. I was

2:12 in that antique shop back there. I was

2:12 in that antique shop back there. I was looking for treasures. Did you find any

2:14 looking for treasures. Did you find any

2:14 looking for treasures. Did you find any treasures? I found some treasures, but

2:16 treasures? I found some treasures, but

2:16 treasures? I found some treasures, but they were highly overpriced. The better

2:19 they were highly overpriced. The better

2:19 they were highly overpriced. The better question is, did you find any money? No.

2:21 question is, did you find any money? No.

2:21 question is, did you find any money? No. That's why you can't have choice. It' be

2:22 That's why you can't have choice. It' be

2:22 That's why you can't have choice. It' be great if I could find some money. Have

2:24 great if I could find some money. Have

2:24 great if I could find some money. Have you guys seen any money around here?

2:26 you guys seen any money around here?

2:26 you guys seen any money around here? Maybe just laying around some money I

2:27 Maybe just laying around some money I

2:27 Maybe just laying around some money I could just grab and have for the future.

2:30 could just grab and have for the future.

2:30 could just grab and have for the future. I saw like a $2 million. Okay, we're

2:33 I saw like a $2 million. Okay, we're

2:33 I saw like a $2 million. Okay, we're going this way. That guy says he's got

2:35 going this way. That guy says he's got

2:35 going this way. That guy says he's got $2 million. I don't know why he said

2:37 $2 million. I don't know why he said

2:37 $2 million. I don't know why he said that cuz he's probably lying. People

2:39 that cuz he's probably lying. People

2:39 that cuz he's probably lying. People often lie to me whenever I purchase a

2:41 often lie to me whenever I purchase a

2:41 often lie to me whenever I purchase a lottery ticket. The lady People lie to

2:42 lottery ticket. The lady People lie to

2:42 lottery ticket. The lady People lie to you all the time. Like, I like you,

2:43 you all the time. Like, I like you,

2:43 you all the time. Like, I like you, Justin. A I'm just the lady at the gas

2:46 Justin. A I'm just the lady at the gas

2:46 Justin. A I'm just the lady at the gas station told me that the odds of winning

2:48 station told me that the odds of winning

2:48 station told me that the odds of winning the lottery are 50/50. You either win or

2:51 the lottery are 50/50. You either win or

2:51 the lottery are 50/50. You either win or you lose. So I bought so many lottery

2:53 you lose. So I bought so many lottery

2:53 you lose. So I bought so many lottery tickets, but it seems like she might

2:55 tickets, but it seems like she might

2:55 tickets, but it seems like she might have been exaggerating. I think she was

2:57 have been exaggerating. I think she was

2:57 have been exaggerating. I think she was chances of winning. Quote the Raven.

3:00 chances of winning. Quote the Raven.

3:00 chances of winning. Quote the Raven. Never more. Never more shall I win the

3:02 Never more. Never more shall I win the

3:02 Never more. Never more shall I win the lottery. I won the lottery one time. I

3:04 lottery. I won the lottery one time. I

3:04 lottery. I won the lottery one time. I won $1 with which I purchased another

3:06 won $1 with which I purchased another

3:06 won $1 with which I purchased another lottery two years ago. Hey guys, how's

3:08 lottery two years ago. Hey guys, how's

3:08 lottery two years ago. Hey guys, how's it going? How long ago? I was 18. So 100

3:12 it going? How long ago? I was 18. So 100

3:12 it going? How long ago? I was 18. So 100 years ago. Oh my god. What? Where? I

3:15 years ago. Oh my god. What? Where? I

3:15 years ago. Oh my god. What? Where? I kind of want this. This is your god.

3:17 kind of want this. This is your god.

3:17 kind of want this. This is your god. This is him. I really want that

3:19 This is him. I really want that

3:19 This is him. I really want that actually. What you been up to, buddy?

3:21 actually. What you been up to, buddy?

3:21 actually. What you been up to, buddy? Ping in the shower. You have no idea how

3:24 Ping in the shower. You have no idea how

3:24 Ping in the shower. You have no idea how many people have wrote me on Twitter, on

3:27 many people have wrote me on Twitter, on

3:27 many people have wrote me on Twitter, on Facebook, wrote to the community weekly

3:29 Facebook, wrote to the community weekly

3:29 Facebook, wrote to the community weekly email, all sorts of memes. Uh, yeah,

3:32 email, all sorts of memes. Uh, yeah,

3:32 email, all sorts of memes. Uh, yeah, those memes are great. Who? Because

3:33 those memes are great. Who? Because

3:33 those memes are great. Who? Because you're a liar. I'm not a liar. Cuz

3:35 you're a liar. I'm not a liar. Cuz

3:35 you're a liar. I'm not a liar. Cuz you're such a liar. You totally pee in

3:38 you're such a liar. You totally pee in

3:38 you're such a liar. You totally pee in the shower. It's involuntary. That's a

3:41 the shower. It's involuntary. That's a

3:41 the shower. It's involuntary. That's a treasure. I won. Actually, that's not

3:43 treasure. I won. Actually, that's not

3:43 treasure. I won. Actually, that's not that bad. I kind of hold on to my I'm

3:45 that bad. I kind of hold on to my I'm

3:45 that bad. I kind of hold on to my I'm about to cough for like 20 minutes.

3:48 about to cough for like 20 minutes.

3:48 about to cough for like 20 minutes. I just breathed in my own spit. I hind

3:51 I just breathed in my own spit. I hind

3:51 I just breathed in my own spit. I hind bucked myself. Okay. No, I was looking

3:53 bucked myself. Okay. No, I was looking

3:53 bucked myself. Okay. No, I was looking for tiki treasure. So, I've been looking

3:55 for tiki treasure. So, I've been looking

3:55 for tiki treasure. So, I've been looking for tiki mugs and something to use as

3:57 for tiki mugs and something to use as

3:57 for tiki mugs and something to use as shelves for tiki things because I have

3:59 shelves for tiki things because I have

3:59 shelves for tiki things because I have this tiki nook in I know nook doesn't

4:03 this tiki nook in I know nook doesn't

4:03 this tiki nook in I know nook doesn't sound very tough in man. I like your Led

4:04 sound very tough in man. I like your Led

4:04 sound very tough in man. I like your Led Zeppelin shirt. That's a nice shirt.

4:06 Zeppelin shirt. That's a nice shirt.

4:06 Zeppelin shirt. That's a nice shirt. You're all wearing nice shirts actually.

4:09 You're all wearing nice shirts actually.

4:09 You're all wearing nice shirts actually. Um I have a Nook, right? It's like a

4:12 Um I have a Nook, right? It's like a

4:12 Um I have a Nook, right? It's like a little I haven't seen the nook since

4:13 little I haven't seen the nook since

4:13 little I haven't seen the nook since you've made it more tiki. No. So, you

4:14 you've made it more tiki. No. So, you

4:14 you've made it more tiki. No. So, you need to come over because my room is

4:17 need to come over because my room is

4:17 need to come over because my room is turning into a bunker. So, I'm building

4:18 turning into a bunker. So, I'm building

4:18 turning into a bunker. So, I'm building a bunker because I am now living

4:20 a bunker because I am now living

4:20 a bunker because I am now living downstairs in someone else's house

4:23 downstairs in someone else's house

4:23 downstairs in someone else's house because it saves money. It does save a

4:24 because it saves money. It does save a

4:24 because it saves money. It does save a lot of money. That way, I can go do more

4:26 lot of money. That way, I can go do more

4:26 lot of money. That way, I can go do more random land stuff. Speaking of which, if

4:27 random land stuff. Speaking of which, if

4:27 random land stuff. Speaking of which, if you'd like to donate to the gas fund,

4:28 you'd like to donate to the gas fund,

4:28 you'd like to donate to the gas fund, you can do it. You go to the website on

4:29 you can do it. You go to the website on

4:29 you can do it. You go to the website on the right hand side. Donate to the gas

4:31 the right hand side. Donate to the gas

4:31 the right hand side. Donate to the gas fund or buy a shirt. Live fastport. I

4:34 fund or buy a shirt. Live fastport. I

4:34 fund or buy a shirt. Live fastport. I like the new shirt that Adam had with

4:36 like the new shirt that Adam had with

4:36 like the new shirt that Adam had with you. The pal shirt. Yeah, we did a PAL

4:38 you. The pal shirt. Yeah, we did a PAL

4:38 you. The pal shirt. Yeah, we did a PAL shirt. a limited edition PAL shirt on

4:40 shirt. a limited edition PAL shirt on

4:40 shirt. a limited edition PAL shirt on Adam the Woo. Spreadshirt though. Mhm.

4:43 Adam the Woo. Spreadshirt though. Mhm.

4:43 Adam the Woo. Spreadshirt though. Mhm. But the thing is I'm in full work mode

4:44 But the thing is I'm in full work mode

4:44 But the thing is I'm in full work mode now. So I've come back from journeying

4:47 now. So I've come back from journeying

4:47 now. So I've come back from journeying and I'm making all these notes, all this

4:50 and I'm making all these notes, all this

4:50 and I'm making all these notes, all this crazy stuff to film. You're lying again.

4:52 crazy stuff to film. You're lying again.

4:52 crazy stuff to film. You're lying again. Huck. And And you don't pee in the

4:54 Huck. And And you don't pee in the

4:54 Huck. And And you don't pee in the shower. I don't pee in the shower. Why

4:56 shower. I don't pee in the shower. Why

4:56 shower. I don't pee in the shower. Why don't you pee in the shower? Cuz Martino

4:58 don't you pee in the shower? Cuz Martino

4:58 don't you pee in the shower? Cuz Martino would kill me. What? She wouldn't kill

4:59 would kill me. What? She wouldn't kill

4:59 would kill me. What? She wouldn't kill you. It's so warm. She's doing it, too.

5:01 you. It's so warm. She's doing it, too.

5:01 you. It's so warm. She's doing it, too. She's not. She's total Oh my goodness.

5:04 She's not. She's total Oh my goodness.

5:04 She's not. She's total Oh my goodness. Okay, we're going to try to break away

5:05 Okay, we're going to try to break away

5:05 Okay, we're going to try to break away from the subject. It's just the thing is

5:06 from the subject. It's just the thing is

5:06 from the subject. It's just the thing is you're just such a liar. I can't help

5:09 you're just such a liar. I can't help

5:09 you're just such a liar. I can't help it. I see a lie and I want to expose it.

5:12 it. I see a lie and I want to expose it.

5:12 it. I see a lie and I want to expose it. I'm like Bob Woodward.

5:16 I'm like Bob Woodward.

5:16 I'm like Bob Woodward. Well, this is the creepy basement. We've

5:18 Well, this is the creepy basement. We've

5:18 Well, this is the creepy basement. We've been in here in the sometimes vlog

5:19 been in here in the sometimes vlog

5:19 been in here in the sometimes vlog before, but never

5:21 before, but never

5:21 before, but never with supposedly it's haunted. Wa. Almost

5:24 with supposedly it's haunted. Wa. Almost

5:24 with supposedly it's haunted. Wa. Almost by you. I almost Yeah, almost by me

5:26 by you. I almost Yeah, almost by me

5:26 by you. I almost Yeah, almost by me because I almost just did a Scarlett

5:28 because I almost just did a Scarlett

5:28 because I almost just did a Scarlett O'Hara and went and had an accident. By

5:31 O'Hara and went and had an accident. By

5:31 O'Hara and went and had an accident. By the way, speaking of that, Gone with the

5:32 the way, speaking of that, Gone with the

5:32 the way, speaking of that, Gone with the Wind. You know, when when Scarlet's

5:35 Wind. You know, when when Scarlet's

5:35 Wind. You know, when when Scarlet's telling him telling Rhett she's pregnant

5:37 telling him telling Rhett she's pregnant

5:37 telling him telling Rhett she's pregnant again and he's like, "Cheer up. Maybe

5:38 again and he's like, "Cheer up. Maybe

5:38 again and he's like, "Cheer up. Maybe you'll have an accident." She falls down

5:39 you'll have an accident." She falls down

5:39 you'll have an accident." She falls down the stairs. When you're a kid, you have

5:41 the stairs. When you're a kid, you have

5:41 the stairs. When you're a kid, you have no idea what that means. First of all,

5:43 no idea what that means. First of all,

5:43 no idea what that means. First of all, you have no idea what he's saying. Which

5:45 you have no idea what he's saying. Which

5:45 you have no idea what he's saying. Which is hardcore enough by itself. Like,

5:47 is hardcore enough by itself. Like,

5:47 is hardcore enough by itself. Like, that's insane. Second of all, when she

5:50 that's insane. Second of all, when she

5:50 that's insane. Second of all, when she falls down the stairs and all that

5:51 falls down the stairs and all that

5:51 falls down the stairs and all that happens, you have no idea how like as an

5:53 happens, you have no idea how like as an

5:54 happens, you have no idea how like as an adult, you're like, "That's insane.

5:55 adult, you're like, "That's insane.

5:55 adult, you're like, "That's insane. That's hor screwed up crazy thing that's

5:59 That's hor screwed up crazy thing that's

5:59 That's hor screwed up crazy thing that's ever happened in a movie." Like, that's

6:00 ever happened in a movie." Like, that's

6:00 ever happened in a movie." Like, that's hardcore. But now at the time, they're

6:01 hardcore. But now at the time, they're

6:02 hardcore. But now at the time, they're like, "That's great. That's going to win

6:02 like, "That's great. That's going to win

6:02 like, "That's great. That's going to win an Oscar. Ah, yes. I don't know where I

6:06 an Oscar. Ah, yes. I don't know where I

6:06 an Oscar. Ah, yes. I don't know where I was going with that. Give me one more

6:07 was going with that. Give me one more

6:07 was going with that. Give me one more time. Just that's every time I see

6:08 time. Just that's every time I see

6:08 time. Just that's every time I see stairs like that and I almost fall down

6:09 stairs like that and I almost fall down

6:09 stairs like that and I almost fall down and I think of Scarlett O'Hare and I

6:11 and I think of Scarlett O'Hare and I

6:11 and I think of Scarlett O'Hare and I think I'm going to lose my baby. This is

6:13 think I'm going to lose my baby. This is

6:13 think I'm going to lose my baby. This is You're pregnant. Well, sometimes.

6:16 You're pregnant. Well, sometimes.

6:16 You're pregnant. Well, sometimes. I don't know. See what happens. This is

6:18 I don't know. See what happens. This is

6:18 I don't know. See what happens. This is the haunted place. You see what happens?

6:19 the haunted place. You see what happens?

6:19 the haunted place. You see what happens? Yeah. So, this is So, where where are

6:21 Yeah. So, this is So, where where are

6:21 Yeah. So, this is So, where where are the ghosts? This turn into a crypto

6:23 the ghosts? This turn into a crypto

6:24 the ghosts? This turn into a crypto country. I've never seen one. We, you

6:26 country. I've never seen one. We, you

6:26 country. I've never seen one. We, you and me, and you, maybe Tyler. He's

6:29 and me, and you, maybe Tyler. He's

6:29 and me, and you, maybe Tyler. He's pretty lazy though. I don't know. Are

6:30 pretty lazy though. I don't know. Are

6:30 pretty lazy though. I don't know. Are going to go to the Queen Mary. Tyler is

6:33 going to go to the Queen Mary. Tyler is

6:33 going to go to the Queen Mary. Tyler is going, he confirmed it with me. I'm

6:35 going, he confirmed it with me. I'm

6:35 going, he confirmed it with me. I'm going to the Queen Mary soon. And I did

6:38 going to the Queen Mary soon. And I did

6:38 going to the Queen Mary soon. And I did once

6:40 once

6:40 once potentially theoretically see a ghost on

6:43 potentially theoretically see a ghost on

6:43 potentially theoretically see a ghost on the Queen Mary. What if I jumped out

6:46 the Queen Mary. What if I jumped out

6:46 the Queen Mary. What if I jumped out behind a corner and scared you? Does

6:47 behind a corner and scared you? Does

6:48 behind a corner and scared you? Does that count? No. But I saw But I'm going

6:51 that count? No. But I saw But I'm going

6:51 that count? No. But I saw But I'm going to save it because we're going to film

6:52 to save it because we're going to film

6:52 to save it because we're going to film there. So, I'm going to save the ghost

6:54 there. So, I'm going to save the ghost

6:54 there. So, I'm going to save the ghost story, but it was pretty scary,

6:56 story, but it was pretty scary,

6:56 story, but it was pretty scary, actually. Oh, yeah. I think you told me

6:57 actually. Oh, yeah. I think you told me

6:57 actually. Oh, yeah. I think you told me the ghost story before. Yeah. And I was

6:58 the ghost story before. Yeah. And I was

6:58 the ghost story before. Yeah. And I was a kid and I saw this lady and then I

7:01 a kid and I saw this lady and then I

7:01 a kid and I saw this lady and then I didn't see this lady and there was

7:02 didn't see this lady and there was

7:02 didn't see this lady and there was nowhere for her to go. It's one of

7:03 nowhere for her to go. It's one of

7:03 nowhere for her to go. It's one of those. It was his mom. No, my mom was

7:06 those. It was his mom. No, my mom was

7:06 those. It was his mom. No, my mom was the other way. She was the other around

7:07 the other way. She was the other around

7:07 the other way. She was the other around the other corner. I I know what she

7:08 the other corner. I I know what she

7:08 the other corner. I I know what she looks like. I wouldn't call her a lady.

7:10 looks like. I wouldn't call her a lady.

7:10 looks like. I wouldn't call her a lady. I'd call her Excuse you. Well, I mean,

7:12 I'd call her Excuse you. Well, I mean,

7:12 I'd call her Excuse you. Well, I mean, she's a lady, but you Your mom is not

7:13 she's a lady, but you Your mom is not

7:13 she's a lady, but you Your mom is not happy with that. Just call her some

7:14 happy with that. Just call her some

7:14 happy with that. Just call her some lady. I want this Mickey Mouse fan.

7:18 lady. I want this Mickey Mouse fan.

7:18 lady. I want this Mickey Mouse fan. What? I am a Mickey Mouse fan.

7:25 So, what are you doing? You working on

7:25 So, what are you doing? You working on uh you working on your memoirs? As told

7:29 uh you working on your memoirs? As told

7:29 uh you working on your memoirs? As told to Jeff Hanuk by Jeff. I've never peed

7:31 to Jeff Hanuk by Jeff. I've never peed

7:31 to Jeff Hanuk by Jeff. I've never peed in the shower by Jeff Heinbuk. It's a

7:34 in the shower by Jeff Heinbuk. It's a

7:34 in the shower by Jeff Heinbuk. It's a very short chapter or book. Yeah. Yeah.

7:37 very short chapter or book. Yeah. Yeah.

7:37 very short chapter or book. Yeah. Yeah. It's a pamphlet. More of a pamphlet than

7:39 It's a pamphlet. More of a pamphlet than

7:39 It's a pamphlet. More of a pamphlet than a book. Look at all these Seinfeld DVDs.

7:42 a book. Look at all these Seinfeld DVDs.

7:42 a book. Look at all these Seinfeld DVDs. Are you excited about Seinfeld? I

7:43 Are you excited about Seinfeld? I

7:43 Are you excited about Seinfeld? I actually have the the refrigerator box

7:45 actually have the the refrigerator box

7:45 actually have the the refrigerator box set at home, so I don't need the actual

7:47 set at home, so I don't need the actual

7:47 set at home, so I don't need the actual The refrigerator box set. Yeah, cuz you

7:48 The refrigerator box set. Yeah, cuz you

7:48 The refrigerator box set. Yeah, cuz you know there's a refrigerator in in his

7:51 know there's a refrigerator in in his

7:51 know there's a refrigerator in in his apartment and they're always opening it

7:52 apartment and they're always opening it

7:52 apartment and they're always opening it and getting food. I look tired. Do I

7:54 and getting food. I look tired. Do I

7:54 and getting food. I look tired. Do I look tired? You do look tired.

7:56 look tired? You do look tired.

7:56 look tired? You do look tired. You should probably sleep a little more.

7:58 You should probably sleep a little more.

7:58 You should probably sleep a little more. I'm going to Today I'm going to hang out

8:00 I'm going to Today I'm going to hang out

8:00 I'm going to Today I'm going to hang out with you for five more seconds cuz I

8:02 with you for five more seconds cuz I

8:02 with you for five more seconds cuz I don't like you that much. I don't like

8:03 don't like you that much. I don't like

8:03 don't like you that much. I don't like you that much. I'm going to go home. I

8:04 you that much. I'm going to go home. I

8:04 you that much. I'm going to go home. I said that before. Do a bunch of work and

8:06 said that before. Do a bunch of work and

8:06 said that before. Do a bunch of work and then I'm going to sleep. Well, you're

8:08 then I'm going to sleep. Well, you're

8:08 then I'm going to sleep. Well, you're going to be up 4:00 in the morning. I'm

8:10 going to be up 4:00 in the morning. I'm

8:10 going to be up 4:00 in the morning. I'm going to try to go to sleep around

8:12 going to try to go to sleep around

8:12 going to try to go to sleep around midnight. I will probably fail. Midnight

8:14 midnight. I will probably fail. Midnight

8:14 midnight. I will probably fail. Midnight is way too early for you. It is. I'm

8:17 is way too early for you. It is. I'm

8:17 is way too early for you. It is. I'm going to lay there and think about my

8:18 going to lay there and think about my

8:18 going to lay there and think about my sins instead of sleeping, but it's going

8:21 sins instead of sleeping, but it's going

8:22 sins instead of sleeping, but it's going to be fine. Look at this basement. You

8:24 to be fine. Look at this basement. You

8:24 to be fine. Look at this basement. You know what's really creepy is whenever

8:25 know what's really creepy is whenever

8:25 know what's really creepy is whenever I'm in this basement, there's usually

8:26 I'm in this basement, there's usually

8:26 I'm in this basement, there's usually some lady who pops out of a stall

8:27 some lady who pops out of a stall

8:28 some lady who pops out of a stall holding a fur coat much like that. And

8:30 holding a fur coat much like that. And

8:30 holding a fur coat much like that. And uh she has the face of a skeleton and

8:32 uh she has the face of a skeleton and

8:32 uh she has the face of a skeleton and starts shrieking like a banshee in Dario

8:34 starts shrieking like a banshee in Dario

8:34 starts shrieking like a banshee in Dario Gill and the Little People. It's a great

8:35 Gill and the Little People. It's a great

8:35 Gill and the Little People. It's a great movie. You ever seen it? Ever heard of

8:36 movie. You ever seen it? Ever heard of

8:36 movie. You ever seen it? Ever heard of it? I have. Do you Disney Bro? Yeah.

8:39 it? I have. Do you Disney Bro? Yeah.

8:39 it? I have. Do you Disney Bro? Yeah. Sean Connory's first movie was Darby

8:42 Sean Connory's first movie was Darby

8:42 Sean Connory's first movie was Darby Ogill and the Little People. That was

8:44 Ogill and the Little People. That was

8:44 Ogill and the Little People. That was his first and he was pretty stressed out

8:45 his first and he was pretty stressed out

8:45 his first and he was pretty stressed out because he had to sing in it and Shan

8:47 because he had to sing in it and Shan

8:47 because he had to sing in it and Shan Connory actually can't sing. So

8:48 Connory actually can't sing. So

8:48 Connory actually can't sing. So apparently it took him a billion. He

8:51 apparently it took him a billion. He

8:51 apparently it took him a billion. He could sing. He can sing like an angel.

8:54 could sing. He can sing like an angel.

8:54 could sing. He can sing like an angel. So white.

8:55 So white.

8:55 So white. Well, you are pretty white. I am pretty

8:57 Well, you are pretty white. I am pretty

8:57 Well, you are pretty white. I am pretty white, but not that ghost.

9:01 white, but not that ghost.

9:01 white, but not that ghost. You just stole my You've been You've

9:02 You just stole my You've been You've

9:02 You just stole my You've been You've been communic

9:28 upcoming things that we may have talked

9:28 upcoming things that we may have talked on the podcast before projects. I don't

9:30 on the podcast before projects. I don't

9:30 on the podcast before projects. I don't know why I'm flicking my fingers like

9:32 know why I'm flicking my fingers like

9:32 know why I'm flicking my fingers like that. Look at this. A ghost picture.

9:35 that. Look at this. A ghost picture.

9:35 that. Look at this. A ghost picture. It's probably haunted. Have you ever

9:36 It's probably haunted. Have you ever

9:36 It's probably haunted. Have you ever seen a haunted picture? Like a Dorian

9:38 seen a haunted picture? Like a Dorian

9:38 seen a haunted picture? Like a Dorian Gray situation? Yes. Well, not a Dorian

9:40 Gray situation? Yes. Well, not a Dorian

9:40 Gray situation? Yes. Well, not a Dorian Gray situation. Has ever happened in

9:41 Gray situation. Has ever happened in

9:41 Gray situation. Has ever happened in your grandmother's house or potentially

9:44 your grandmother's house or potentially

9:44 your grandmother's house or potentially in some sort of This is a ghost picture.

9:45 in some sort of This is a ghost picture.

9:45 in some sort of This is a ghost picture. Look, there's lights on it. What?

9:49 Look, there's lights on it. What?

9:49 Look, there's lights on it. What? That's not normal. No,

9:53 That's not normal. No,

9:53 That's not normal. No, we should burn it. We should burn

9:55 we should burn it. We should burn

9:55 we should burn it. We should burn everything we don't understand. But

9:56 everything we don't understand. But

9:56 everything we don't understand. But also, we should judge everything we

9:57 also, we should judge everything we

9:57 also, we should judge everything we don't understand and everything that

9:58 don't understand and everything that

9:58 don't understand and everything that makes us slightly uncomfortable. Or is

10:00 makes us slightly uncomfortable. Or is

10:00 makes us slightly uncomfortable. Or is it even the tin hold on or is even the

10:02 it even the tin hold on or is even the

10:02 it even the tin hold on or is even the tiniest bit outside of the realm of what

10:05 tiniest bit outside of the realm of what

10:05 tiniest bit outside of the realm of what we believe with our closed mind should

10:08 we believe with our closed mind should

10:08 we believe with our closed mind should be destroyed,

10:09 be destroyed,

10:09 be destroyed, burned. No one should be exposed to

10:14 burned. No one should be exposed to

10:14 burned. No one should be exposed to this. Actually, I kind of like dolphins.

10:16 this. Actually, I kind of like dolphins.

10:16 this. Actually, I kind of like dolphins. I don't want to burn that. Okay, you

10:17 I don't want to burn that. Okay, you

10:17 I don't want to burn that. Okay, you know what? We'll keep that sign because

10:19 know what? We'll keep that sign because

10:19 know what? We'll keep that sign because we don't want anyone to hit a dolphin

10:20 we don't want anyone to hit a dolphin

10:20 we don't want anyone to hit a dolphin with their car as they're crossing,

10:21 with their car as they're crossing,

10:21 with their car as they're crossing, which is clearly what this what this is

10:23 which is clearly what this what this is

10:23 which is clearly what this what this is for. And the koalas, too, because koalas

10:24 for. And the koalas, too, because koalas

10:24 for. And the koalas, too, because koalas are are actually known for crossing

10:26 are are actually known for crossing

10:26 are are actually known for crossing streets whenever they want. So, they

10:27 streets whenever they want. So, they

10:27 streets whenever they want. So, they always they're always jumping down out

10:29 always they're always jumping down out

10:29 always they're always jumping down out of eucalyptus trees in front of cars.

10:31 of eucalyptus trees in front of cars.

10:31 of eucalyptus trees in front of cars. Stella, give me your money. Stella,

10:33 Stella, give me your money. Stella,

10:33 Stella, give me your money. Stella, another one of these damn kids jumps in

10:35 another one of these damn kids jumps in

10:35 another one of these damn kids jumps in front of my car. I apologize for the

10:37 front of my car. I apologize for the

10:37 front of my car. I apologize for the swear, but it's from Back to the Future.

10:38 swear, but it's from Back to the Future.

10:38 swear, but it's from Back to the Future. It doesn't count when it's a movie

10:39 It doesn't count when it's a movie

10:39 It doesn't count when it's a movie quote. Oh, it doesn't? No. We should

10:41 quote. Oh, it doesn't? No. We should

10:41 quote. Oh, it doesn't? No. We should start quoting like um George Carlin or

10:43 start quoting like um George Carlin or

10:44 start quoting like um George Carlin or something, but that's not really a

10:45 something, but that's not really a

10:45 something, but that's not really a movie. That's not a movie.

10:48 movie. That's not a movie.

10:48 movie. That's not a movie. He's in movies. I've never heard you

10:50 He's in movies. I've never heard you

10:50 He's in movies. I've never heard you swear. I never heard you swear. I don't

10:52 swear. I never heard you swear. I don't

10:52 swear. I never heard you swear. I don't swear. I can't swear. I was not taught

10:54 swear. I can't swear. I was not taught

10:54 swear. I can't swear. I was not taught how to swear. I actually I'm sorry. I

10:56 how to swear. I actually I'm sorry. I

10:56 how to swear. I actually I'm sorry. I do. Yeah. Well, you're from New Jersey,

10:59 do. Yeah. Well, you're from New Jersey,

11:00 do. Yeah. Well, you're from New Jersey, though, so you kind of have an excuse.

11:01 though, so you kind of have an excuse.

11:01 though, so you kind of have an excuse. Also, my first word was actually not

11:03 Also, my first word was actually not

11:03 Also, my first word was actually not pitchfork.

11:05 pitchfork.

11:05 pitchfork. Where are all these birds coming from? I

11:07 Where are all these birds coming from? I

11:07 Where are all these birds coming from? I don't know. There's the sound of birds.

11:08 don't know. There's the sound of birds.

11:08 don't know. There's the sound of birds. I don't know why we're even in here. You

11:10 I don't know why we're even in here. You

11:10 I don't know why we're even in here. You know what? This is cute. This is cute,

11:11 know what? This is cute. This is cute,

11:11 know what? This is cute. This is cute, though. Have you seen this cute little

11:12 though. Have you seen this cute little

11:12 though. Have you seen this cute little antique store? It's like half cute and

11:14 antique store? It's like half cute and

11:14 antique store? It's like half cute and half

11:17 half

11:17 half terrifying. We should just make that

11:19 terrifying. We should just make that

11:19 terrifying. We should just make that noise all the time. Really loud. Also,

11:21 noise all the time. Really loud. Also,

11:21 noise all the time. Really loud. Also, if anyone else is down in this creepy

11:22 if anyone else is down in this creepy

11:22 if anyone else is down in this creepy basement, they'll just hear those

11:23 basement, they'll just hear those

11:23 basement, they'll just hear those things. Those think it's We're a 1980s

11:27 things. Those think it's We're a 1980s

11:27 things. Those think it's We're a 1980s keyboard. Haunted house sound effect.

11:30 keyboard. Haunted house sound effect.

11:30 keyboard. Haunted house sound effect. Yoda. Whoa. That's what I'm looking at.

11:32 Yoda. Whoa. That's what I'm looking at.

11:32 Yoda. Whoa. That's what I'm looking at. A talking Yoda doll for 18 bucks.

11:43 Oh, talking. Yes. Yoda. You seek Yoda.

11:43 Oh, talking. Yes. Yoda. You seek Yoda. So, this is what you're doing with your

11:44 So, this is what you're doing with your

11:44 So, this is what you're doing with your break from work, huh? I guess so.

11:46 break from work, huh? I guess so.

11:46 break from work, huh? I guess so. Hanging out with me, being annoyed,

11:48 Hanging out with me, being annoyed,

11:48 Hanging out with me, being annoyed, being weird. I meant to make this like a

11:50 being weird. I meant to make this like a

11:50 being weird. I meant to make this like a three minute just Hey, what's up guys?

11:52 three minute just Hey, what's up guys?

11:52 three minute just Hey, what's up guys? I'm working today and doing stuff. Oh,

11:55 I'm working today and doing stuff. Oh,

11:55 I'm working today and doing stuff. Oh, how are you doing, sir? I really like

11:57 how are you doing, sir? I really like

11:57 how are you doing, sir? I really like that shirt. Thank you very much. That is

11:59 that shirt. Thank you very much. That is

11:59 that shirt. Thank you very much. That is fantastic. A little bit of Polynesian

12:01 fantastic. A little bit of Polynesian

12:02 fantastic. A little bit of Polynesian pop. That is cool. Downstairs in the

12:04 pop. That is cool. Downstairs in the

12:04 pop. That is cool. Downstairs in the basement. The haunted basement. Vlogging

12:06 basement. The haunted basement. Vlogging

12:06 basement. The haunted basement. Vlogging with strangers. Is that a hashtag now?

12:09 with strangers. Is that a hashtag now?

12:09 with strangers. Is that a hashtag now? No, but it should be. Why doesn't

12:11 No, but it should be. Why doesn't

12:11 No, but it should be. Why doesn't YouTube use hashtags? They use regular

12:13 YouTube use hashtags? They use regular

12:13 YouTube use hashtags? They use regular tags. They use regular tags. Just tags.

12:15 tags. They use regular tags. Just tags.

12:15 tags. They use regular tags. Just tags. There's a snack bar. Boring.

12:19 There's a snack bar. Boring.

12:19 There's a snack bar. Boring. Boring. No, there's no snack bar. I was

12:21 Boring. No, there's no snack bar. I was

12:22 Boring. No, there's no snack bar. I was lured down here for the promise of

12:23 lured down here for the promise of

12:23 lured down here for the promise of snacks. Back in the day, I used to come

12:25 snacks. Back in the day, I used to come

12:25 snacks. Back in the day, I used to come down here and there was this and then

12:26 down here and there was this and then

12:26 down here and there was this and then there would be all these weird little

12:28 there would be all these weird little

12:28 there would be all these weird little things kind of like a mini bar and it

12:29 things kind of like a mini bar and it

12:29 things kind of like a mini bar and it was like a little snack bar down here.

12:31 was like a little snack bar down here.

12:31 was like a little snack bar down here. So, there's signs everywhere still that

12:33 So, there's signs everywhere still that

12:33 So, there's signs everywhere still that say snack bar, but it just disappoints

12:35 say snack bar, but it just disappoints

12:36 say snack bar, but it just disappoints everyone. I like how the soda machine is

12:38 everyone. I like how the soda machine is

12:38 everyone. I like how the soda machine is out of order, but you can still buy it

12:39 out of order, but you can still buy it

12:39 out of order, but you can still buy it for 200 snack bar and a really fancy

12:42 for 200 snack bar and a really fancy

12:42 for 200 snack bar and a really fancy drink alcohol bar on the Queen Mary. You

12:44 drink alcohol bar on the Queen Mary. You

12:44 drink alcohol bar on the Queen Mary. You going to buy me a whiskey sour? I'm a

12:46 going to buy me a whiskey sour? I'm a

12:46 going to buy me a whiskey sour? I'm a classy lady. I might buy you a whiskey

12:48 classy lady. I might buy you a whiskey

12:48 classy lady. I might buy you a whiskey salad on the Okay. I don't really drink

12:50 salad on the Okay. I don't really drink

12:50 salad on the Okay. I don't really drink anymore, but sometimes I make

12:51 anymore, but sometimes I make

12:52 anymore, but sometimes I make exceptions. Usually when I'm at your

12:53 exceptions. Usually when I'm at your

12:53 exceptions. Usually when I'm at your house and Martinez like, "Do you want

12:55 house and Martinez like, "Do you want

12:55 house and Martinez like, "Do you want this? Do you want this ramen coke?"

12:56 this? Do you want this ramen coke?"

12:56 this? Do you want this ramen coke?" She's a drink peddler. She is. And then

12:59 She's a drink peddler. She is. And then

12:59 She's a drink peddler. She is. And then I drink that. Oh, here you go. Here we

13:01 I drink that. Oh, here you go. Here we

13:01 I drink that. Oh, here you go. Here we go. I drink that.

13:04 go. I drink that.

13:04 go. I drink that. So, you remember earlier you were

13:05 So, you remember earlier you were

13:05 So, you remember earlier you were telling me right before this that you

13:07 telling me right before this that you

13:07 telling me right before this that you don't do? Medicine go down.

13:11 don't do? Medicine go down.

13:11 don't do? Medicine go down. You sing like an angel. Medicine go

13:13 You sing like an angel. Medicine go

13:13 You sing like an angel. Medicine go down.

13:15 down.

13:15 down. Weird. You might want to wear that hat

13:17 Weird. You might want to wear that hat

13:17 Weird. You might want to wear that hat forever.

13:18 forever.

13:18 forever. But you know how you were saying you

13:19 But you know how you were saying you

13:19 But you know how you were saying you don't do hats earlier? Yeah, I

13:21 don't do hats earlier? Yeah, I

13:21 don't do hats earlier? Yeah, I understand why. I totally understand.

13:22 understand why. I totally understand.

13:22 understand why. I totally understand. Oh, look at this guy. What do you think

13:24 Oh, look at this guy. What do you think

13:24 Oh, look at this guy. What do you think he is? Uh, I'll tell you what. She is

13:27 he is? Uh, I'll tell you what. She is

13:27 he is? Uh, I'll tell you what. She is unhappy. But she's got pineapples. She's

13:29 unhappy. But she's got pineapples. She's

13:29 unhappy. But she's got pineapples. She's working pretty hard then. She's got an

13:30 working pretty hard then. She's got an

13:30 working pretty hard then. She's got an armadillo. Is that what that is? It

13:33 armadillo. Is that what that is? It

13:33 armadillo. Is that what that is? It looks like it. She has got pineapples

13:36 looks like it. She has got pineapples

13:36 looks like it. She has got pineapples and she doesn't look happy. Probably

13:38 and she doesn't look happy. Probably

13:38 and she doesn't look happy. Probably because this is some sort of colonialism

13:41 because this is some sort of colonialism

13:41 because this is some sort of colonialism situation happening. She's probably

13:42 situation happening. She's probably

13:42 situation happening. She's probably asleep. That's what you're saying.

13:43 asleep. That's what you're saying.

13:43 asleep. That's what you're saying. That's what I'm saying. Okay. But I said

13:44 That's what I'm saying. Okay. But I said

13:44 That's what I'm saying. Okay. But I said it out loud. It seems sad. I am going to

13:47 it out loud. It seems sad. I am going to

13:47 it out loud. It seems sad. I am going to move away from that now and not purchase

13:49 move away from that now and not purchase

13:49 move away from that now and not purchase that or put it in my hole. Justin, yeah,

13:51 that or put it in my hole. Justin, yeah,

13:51 that or put it in my hole. Justin, yeah, love is the answer. Love is the answer.

13:54 love is the answer. Love is the answer.

13:54 love is the answer. Love is the answer. So get them problem or you're having a

13:57 So get them problem or you're having a

13:57 So get them problem or you're having a problem with someone else. There might

13:59 problem with someone else. There might

13:59 problem with someone else. There might just be a shortage of love. You might

14:01 just be a shortage of love. You might

14:01 just be a shortage of love. You might need this. The California Heartland

14:04 need this. The California Heartland

14:04 need this. The California Heartland Highway tour guide. So you won't visit

14:06 Highway tour guide. So you won't visit

14:06 Highway tour guide. So you won't visit as written by Jeff Heinbuck. I told you.

14:10 as written by Jeff Heinbuck. I told you.

14:10 as written by Jeff Heinbuck. I told you. I was told to.

14:12 I was told to.

14:12 I was told to. How's it going, man?

14:14 How's it going, man?

14:14 How's it going, man? It's a good accessory. He got that at

14:16 It's a good accessory. He got that at

14:16 It's a good accessory. He got that at Kohl's. Okay, here we go. Look at this.

14:18 Kohl's. Okay, here we go. Look at this.

14:18 Kohl's. Okay, here we go. Look at this. Look at this log. Himbuck,

14:20 Look at this log. Himbuck,

14:20 Look at this log. Himbuck, are you a big fan of logs? I love log.

14:23 are you a big fan of logs? I love log.

14:23 are you a big fan of logs? I love log. We're just looking. I love I love log.

14:26 We're just looking. I love I love log.

14:26 We're just looking. I love I love log. I love log. So reference. I think it was

14:29 I love log. So reference. I think it was

14:29 I love log. So reference. I think it was it kind of So I am always coming in here

14:32 it kind of So I am always coming in here

14:32 it kind of So I am always coming in here thinking I'm going to tell them

14:33 thinking I'm going to tell them

14:33 thinking I'm going to tell them something. But what happens is tell them

14:35 something. But what happens is tell them

14:35 something. But what happens is tell them something. Them. Oh. Oh, the vlog

14:37 something. Them. Oh. Oh, the vlog

14:37 something. Them. Oh. Oh, the vlog people. Yeah, right here. Where? He

14:39 people. Yeah, right here. Where? He

14:39 people. Yeah, right here. Where? He can't see it. Can you see? Oh, he's

14:40 can't see it. Can you see? Oh, he's

14:40 can't see it. Can you see? Oh, he's color blind. He forgets. But then what

14:43 color blind. He forgets. But then what

14:43 color blind. He forgets. But then what happens is I always get distracted by

14:44 happens is I always get distracted by

14:44 happens is I always get distracted by all the beautiful celebrities and

14:46 all the beautiful celebrities and

14:46 all the beautiful celebrities and wonderful things in here and I can't do

14:48 wonderful things in here and I can't do

14:48 wonderful things in here and I can't do it. Oh yeah. So I was looking for tiki

14:49 it. Oh yeah. So I was looking for tiki

14:49 it. Oh yeah. So I was looking for tiki mugs but I keep finding all these came

14:51 mugs but I keep finding all these came

14:51 mugs but I keep finding all these came here to begin with. Yeah. Yeah. But

14:53 here to begin with. Yeah. Yeah. But

14:53 here to begin with. Yeah. Yeah. But there's none down here. You could have

14:54 there's none down here. You could have

14:54 there's none down here. You could have this original bell from Taco Bell. Wow.

14:57 this original bell from Taco Bell. Wow.

14:57 this original bell from Taco Bell. Wow. From an original 1960s Taco Bell. Oh,

15:00 From an original 1960s Taco Bell. Oh,

15:00 From an original 1960s Taco Bell. Oh, speaking of Taco Bell, Tacos Raul and

15:04 speaking of Taco Bell, Tacos Raul and

15:04 speaking of Taco Bell, Tacos Raul and Downey, which is located in the original

15:06 Downey, which is located in the original

15:06 Downey, which is located in the original Taco Bell building. Yeah. The first ever

15:10 Taco Bell building. Yeah. The first ever

15:10 Taco Bell building. Yeah. The first ever Taco Bell

15:12 Taco Bell

15:12 Taco Bell You're going to tear it down. Oh, how

15:15 You're going to tear it down. Oh, how

15:15 You're going to tear it down. Oh, how dare they? First Downey had a problem

15:17 dare they? First Downey had a problem

15:17 dare they? First Downey had a problem because they had an old Johnny's

15:19 because they had an old Johnny's

15:19 because they had an old Johnny's broiler, a fantastic mid-century modern

15:22 broiler, a fantastic mid-century modern

15:22 broiler, a fantastic mid-century modern googie building, which an owner wanted

15:24 googie building, which an owner wanted

15:24 googie building, which an owner wanted to bulldoze. They tried to stop him from

15:26 to bulldoze. They tried to stop him from

15:26 to bulldoze. They tried to stop him from bulldozing. It turns out he drove the

15:27 bulldozing. It turns out he drove the

15:27 bulldozing. It turns out he drove the bulldozer through the building and

15:29 bulldozer through the building and

15:29 bulldozer through the building and pretty much destroyed it. He just drove

15:30 pretty much destroyed it. He just drove

15:30 pretty much destroyed it. He just drove it through the building. Yeah. Luckily,

15:32 it through the building. Yeah. Luckily,

15:32 it through the building. Yeah. Luckily, Bob Big Boy saved what was left and

15:34 Bob Big Boy saved what was left and

15:34 Bob Big Boy saved what was left and restored it. So, that's been on Mad Men

15:36 restored it. So, that's been on Mad Men

15:36 restored it. So, that's been on Mad Men and all that stuff. Like when they go to

15:37 and all that stuff. Like when they go to

15:37 and all that stuff. Like when they go to California, build a milkshake that's in

15:39 California, build a milkshake that's in

15:39 California, build a milkshake that's in that building. But right down the street

15:41 that building. But right down the street

15:42 that building. But right down the street is the earliest still operating

15:44 is the earliest still operating

15:44 is the earliest still operating McDonald's. And right down the street

15:45 McDonald's. And right down the street

15:46 McDonald's. And right down the street from that is the first ever Taco Bell

15:48 from that is the first ever Taco Bell

15:48 from that is the first ever Taco Bell location which is now under threat.

15:50 location which is now under threat.

15:50 location which is now under threat. Painting. Look at this. You randomly at

15:53 Painting. Look at this. You randomly at

15:53 Painting. Look at this. You randomly at that McDonald's, didn't you? No, not

15:56 that McDonald's, didn't you? No, not

15:56 that McDonald's, didn't you? No, not yet. But I will at the other McDonald's.

15:59 yet. But I will at the other McDonald's.

15:59 yet. But I will at the other McDonald's. Yes. Of the first ever the site of the

16:01 Yes. Of the first ever the site of the

16:01 Yes. Of the first ever the site of the first ever McDonald's, which is now the

16:02 first ever McDonald's, which is now the

16:02 first ever McDonald's, which is now the headquarters of Juan Pooyo Chicken. Go

16:05 headquarters of Juan Pooyo Chicken. Go

16:05 headquarters of Juan Pooyo Chicken. Go check that one out. Do you ever had Juan

16:07 check that one out. Do you ever had Juan

16:07 check that one out. Do you ever had Juan Pooo chicken? I have never had chicken.

16:09 Pooo chicken? I have never had chicken.

16:09 Pooo chicken? I have never had chicken. It's kind of like chicken. That's true.

16:11 It's kind of like chicken. That's true.

16:11 It's kind of like chicken. That's true. Probably true. It's not kosher. So So we

16:14 Probably true. It's not kosher. So So we

16:14 Probably true. It's not kosher. So So we got to go up the stairs. I'm getting

16:15 got to go up the stairs. I'm getting

16:15 got to go up the stairs. I'm getting claustrophobic. I never get

16:16 claustrophobic. I never get

16:16 claustrophobic. I never get claustrophobic. What about these two

16:17 claustrophobic. What about these two

16:17 claustrophobic. What about these two things? Oh, they're not mugs. Never

16:18 things? Oh, they're not mugs. Never

16:18 things? Oh, they're not mugs. Never mind. They're just Oh, these are They're

16:22 mind. They're just Oh, these are They're

16:22 mind. They're just Oh, these are They're When you get married, I'm going to give

16:23 When you get married, I'm going to give

16:23 When you get married, I'm going to give those to you as a wedding present. No,

16:24 those to you as a wedding present. No,

16:24 those to you as a wedding present. No, you're not. Mhm. Yes, I am. I am not.

16:27 you're not. Mhm. Yes, I am. I am not.

16:27 you're not. Mhm. Yes, I am. I am not. That's That's what I just said. Okay.

16:29 That's That's what I just said. Okay.

16:29 That's That's what I just said. Okay. Okay. As long as we're both agreed on

16:30 Okay. As long as we're both agreed on

16:30 Okay. As long as we're both agreed on that one. Yes. I think you're kind of

16:32 that one. Yes. I think you're kind of

16:32 that one. Yes. I think you're kind of out of luck. Good lunch break, right?

16:34 out of luck. Good lunch break, right?

16:34 out of luck. Good lunch break, right? Actually, yeah. Yeah. But the thing is,

16:36 Actually, yeah. Yeah. But the thing is,

16:36 Actually, yeah. Yeah. But the thing is, I keep finding all this tiki stuff, but

16:37 I keep finding all this tiki stuff, but

16:37 I keep finding all this tiki stuff, but I was at Oceanic Arts yesterday. So,

16:39 I was at Oceanic Arts yesterday. So,

16:39 I was at Oceanic Arts yesterday. So, Oceanic Arts would have a tiki mug. It'd

16:41 Oceanic Arts would have a tiki mug. It'd

16:41 Oceanic Arts would have a tiki mug. It'd be like 850. And I was thinking, you

16:42 be like 850. And I was thinking, you

16:42 be like 850. And I was thinking, you know what? I'm going to go to the

16:43 know what? I'm going to go to the

16:43 know what? I'm going to go to the antique store, antique stores down here

16:45 antique store, antique stores down here

16:45 antique store, antique stores down here in the orange circle, look around, and

16:47 in the orange circle, look around, and

16:47 in the orange circle, look around, and see if I can find any like weird unusual

16:49 see if I can find any like weird unusual

16:49 see if I can find any like weird unusual kind of ancient E ones from Tiki Bars

16:52 kind of ancient E ones from Tiki Bars

16:52 kind of ancient E ones from Tiki Bars that are closed or whatever. See if I

16:53 that are closed or whatever. See if I

16:53 that are closed or whatever. See if I can pick some up for a couple of bones.

16:55 can pick some up for a couple of bones.

16:56 can pick some up for a couple of bones. The problem is is that I keep seeing

16:57 The problem is is that I keep seeing

16:57 The problem is is that I keep seeing ones that they sell brand new from like

16:59 ones that they sell brand new from like

16:59 ones that they sell brand new from like Tiki Farm and stuff like that in Oceanic

17:01 Tiki Farm and stuff like that in Oceanic

17:01 Tiki Farm and stuff like that in Oceanic Arts for like 89 $10. here with the sign

17:05 Arts for like 89 $10. here with the sign

17:05 Arts for like 89 $10. here with the sign that says antique on them for like 25

17:07 that says antique on them for like 25

17:08 that says antique on them for like 25 bucks. And I'm thinking, nope. Should

17:09 bucks. And I'm thinking, nope. Should

17:09 bucks. And I'm thinking, nope. Should have bought them yesterday. Not doing

17:10 have bought them yesterday. Not doing

17:10 have bought them yesterday. Not doing that. Why am I not that far away? I'm

17:12 that. Why am I not that far away? I'm

17:12 that. Why am I not that far away? I'm going to go back to Ocean. You should

17:13 going to go back to Ocean. You should

17:13 going to go back to Ocean. You should take me to Oceanic Arts. I still never

17:14 take me to Oceanic Arts. I still never

17:14 take me to Oceanic Arts. I still never been. You've never been to Oceanic Arts?

17:17 been. You've never been to Oceanic Arts?

17:17 been. You've never been to Oceanic Arts? Look at that, though. Welcome to the

17:19 Look at that, though. Welcome to the

17:19 Look at that, though. Welcome to the lake, it says. Can't put that in the

17:21 lake, it says. Can't put that in the

17:21 lake, it says. Can't put that in the Tiki location. No, you can't. Tiki is

17:23 Tiki location. No, you can't. Tiki is

17:23 Tiki location. No, you can't. Tiki is mostly ocean. What about these? These

17:25 mostly ocean. What about these? These

17:25 mostly ocean. What about these? These are tiki mugs, right? Are these tiki

17:27 are tiki mugs, right? Are these tiki

17:27 are tiki mugs, right? Are these tiki mugs? Oh, these look just Yep. That's

17:28 mugs? Oh, these look just Yep. That's

17:28 mugs? Oh, these look just Yep. That's it. That's it. Nailed it, guys. Boom.

17:30 it. That's it. Nailed it, guys. Boom.

17:30 it. That's it. Nailed it, guys. Boom. Nailed it. Found what I was looking for.

17:32 Nailed it. Found what I was looking for.

17:32 Nailed it. Found what I was looking for. Problem solved. here. Haven't found what

17:35 Problem solved. here. Haven't found what

17:36 Problem solved. here. Haven't found what I'm looking for. Himbuck, I found

17:37 I'm looking for. Himbuck, I found

17:37 I'm looking for. Himbuck, I found something for you. This is right up

17:39 something for you. This is right up

17:39 something for you. This is right up here, Ally. A nude a nude woman.

17:44 here, Ally. A nude a nude woman.

17:44 here, Ally. A nude a nude woman. I would paint that. Look how long he

17:46 I would paint that. Look how long he

17:46 I would paint that. Look how long he looked at that for. I was making a joke.

17:49 looked at that for. I was making a joke.

17:49 looked at that for. I was making a joke. I was dead. I was going to make a joke

17:50 I was dead. I was going to make a joke

17:50 I was dead. I was going to make a joke about like saying don't look cuz it's a

17:52 about like saying don't look cuz it's a

17:52 about like saying don't look cuz it's a family show. And then you really had to

17:54 family show. And then you really had to

17:54 family show. And then you really had to look. I'm sorry. You took a gander. You

17:56 look. I'm sorry. You took a gander. You

17:56 look. I'm sorry. You took a gander. You took a male goose right at that. You

17:58 took a male goose right at that. You

17:58 took a male goose right at that. You stared right into the eye of the dragon

18:00 stared right into the eye of the dragon

18:00 stared right into the eye of the dragon and you showed no fear. Look away. or

18:03 and you showed no fear. Look away. or

18:03 and you showed no fear. Look away. or signs of flinching. Look away. What's G

18:06 signs of flinching. Look away. What's G

18:06 signs of flinching. Look away. What's G Whiz, the racing game? I kind of want

18:08 Whiz, the racing game? I kind of want

18:08 Whiz, the racing game? I kind of want that. You think that's a pretty good

18:09 that. You think that's a pretty good

18:09 that. You think that's a pretty good game? Oh, it's right here. It's right on

18:10 game? Oh, it's right here. It's right on

18:10 game? Oh, it's right here. It's right on the front. Oh, G Whiz. You should buy

18:13 the front. Oh, G Whiz. You should buy

18:13 the front. Oh, G Whiz. You should buy that for me for $195

18:15 that for me for $195

18:15 that for me for $195 and zero. Listen, buddy. If I had $195,

18:19 and zero. Listen, buddy. If I had $195,

18:19 and zero. Listen, buddy. If I had $195, it changed my whole life. We We'd go

18:21 it changed my whole life. We We'd go

18:21 it changed my whole life. We We'd go back and buy that micro machine thing. I

18:23 back and buy that micro machine thing. I

18:23 back and buy that micro machine thing. I spent like thousands of dollars. This

18:26 spent like thousands of dollars. This

18:26 spent like thousands of dollars. This was a very expensive month. That's only

18:28 was a very expensive month. That's only

18:28 was a very expensive month. That's only vaguely racist. And I'm now going to be

18:30 vaguely racist. And I'm now going to be

18:30 vaguely racist. And I'm now going to be very broke for a long time. Which is why

18:32 very broke for a long time. Which is why

18:32 very broke for a long time. Which is why I'm trying to figure out all the random

18:33 I'm trying to figure out all the random

18:33 I'm trying to figure out all the random land things I can random land very close

18:35 land things I can random land very close

18:35 land things I can random land very close by. We're going to random land. The

18:37 by. We're going to random land. The

18:37 by. We're going to random land. The things in this area. Oh, the things in

18:38 things in this area. Oh, the things in

18:38 things in this area. Oh, the things in this area. The things that all over the

18:40 this area. The things that all over the

18:40 this area. The things that all over the world. And you know where would you go

18:42 world. And you know where would you go

18:42 world. And you know where would you go if you What would you do if someone just

18:44 if you What would you do if someone just

18:44 if you What would you do if someone just handed you $10,000? If someone handed me

18:46 handed you $10,000? If someone handed me

18:46 handed you $10,000? If someone handed me $10,000, I would go on a trip

18:50 $10,000, I would go on a trip

18:50 $10,000, I would go on a trip to

18:52 to

18:52 to probably Nepal. Really? Yeah. Like he'd

18:55 probably Nepal. Really? Yeah. Like he'd

18:55 probably Nepal. Really? Yeah. Like he'd be like, I just need to go. I need to go

18:56 be like, I just need to go. I need to go

18:56 be like, I just need to go. I need to go hang out Nepalese and prep. Yeah. I've

18:58 hang out Nepalese and prep. Yeah. I've

18:58 hang out Nepalese and prep. Yeah. I've always wanted to go there. Well, not

18:59 always wanted to go there. Well, not

18:59 always wanted to go there. Well, not right. I just want to go to Nepal. I

19:00 right. I just want to go to Nepal. I

19:00 right. I just want to go to Nepal. I want to go to every space. When I think

19:01 want to go to every space. When I think

19:01 want to go to every space. When I think of Nepal, I just think of them praying

19:03 of Nepal, I just think of them praying

19:03 of Nepal, I just think of them praying cuz all the flags. They do have prayer.

19:05 cuz all the flags. They do have prayer.

19:05 cuz all the flags. They do have prayer. I actually have those prayer flags in

19:06 I actually have those prayer flags in

19:06 I actually have those prayer flags in the house. We didn't hang them yet, but

19:07 the house. We didn't hang them yet, but

19:07 the house. We didn't hang them yet, but they're on all over Northern California

19:09 they're on all over Northern California

19:09 they're on all over Northern California for some reason. You go to the North

19:10 for some reason. You go to the North

19:10 for some reason. You go to the North Bay, like Paluma, Santa Rosa,

19:12 Bay, like Paluma, Santa Rosa,

19:12 Bay, like Paluma, Santa Rosa, Sebastapole, all like the northern part

19:14 Sebastapole, all like the northern part

19:14 Sebastapole, all like the northern part of the San Francisco Bay area.

19:16 of the San Francisco Bay area.

19:16 of the San Francisco Bay area. Everywhere you drive, every house has

19:17 Everywhere you drive, every house has

19:17 Everywhere you drive, every house has like Tibetan prayer flags all over them.

19:19 like Tibetan prayer flags all over them.

19:19 like Tibetan prayer flags all over them. I don't know why. I'm not putting them

19:20 I don't know why. I'm not putting them

19:20 I don't know why. I'm not putting them up anymore then. I mean, that's fine. I

19:22 up anymore then. I mean, that's fine. I

19:22 up anymore then. I mean, that's fine. I just don't know why. I was thinking must

19:24 just don't know why. I was thinking must

19:24 just don't know why. I was thinking must I'm getting claustrophobic in this

19:25 I'm getting claustrophobic in this

19:25 I'm getting claustrophobic in this place. Yeah, it's getting old. Whoa,

19:27 place. Yeah, it's getting old. Whoa,

19:27 place. Yeah, it's getting old. Whoa, look

19:28 look

19:28 look it. I don't know why I wanted you to

19:30 it. I don't know why I wanted you to

19:30 it. I don't know why I wanted you to look. I just Dolphin crossing. Dolphin

19:33 look. I just Dolphin crossing. Dolphin

19:33 look. I just Dolphin crossing. Dolphin crossing.

19:35 crossing.

19:35 crossing. Concentration.

19:38 Concentration.

19:38 Concentration. Concentration. Inspection. Don't want to

19:40 Concentration. Inspection. Don't want to

19:40 Concentration. Inspection. Don't want to purchase something that's fake. Make

19:42 purchase something that's fake. Make

19:42 purchase something that's fake. Make sure the shaft of the candlestick holder

19:45 sure the shaft of the candlestick holder

19:45 sure the shaft of the candlestick holder is straight.

19:51 Making sure your hair is nice and poofy

19:51 Making sure your hair is nice and poofy and your sweater vest is keeping you

19:53 and your sweater vest is keeping you

19:53 and your sweater vest is keeping you warm to sleep. Well, if I had $10,000,

19:57 warm to sleep. Well, if I had $10,000,

19:57 warm to sleep. Well, if I had $10,000, Jeff Hine, hello. How are you doing? You

19:59 Jeff Hine, hello. How are you doing? You

19:59 Jeff Hine, hello. How are you doing? You have lovely earrings. If I had $10,000,

20:03 have lovely earrings. If I had $10,000,

20:03 have lovely earrings. If I had $10,000, I would immediately go to Japan. We

20:06 I would immediately go to Japan. We

20:06 I would immediately go to Japan. We would be I would be filming Tokyo

20:08 would be I would be filming Tokyo

20:08 would be I would be filming Tokyo Disney. We would be doing five five

20:12 Disney. We would be doing five five

20:12 Disney. We would be doing five five weird things all over Tokyo, Kyoto.

20:16 weird things all over Tokyo, Kyoto.

20:16 weird things all over Tokyo, Kyoto. I might go to China and go to Chan and

20:20 I might go to China and go to Chan and

20:20 I might go to China and go to Chan and maybe show off some clay, some

20:22 maybe show off some clay, some

20:22 maybe show off some clay, some terracotta soldiers like the ones in

20:25 terracotta soldiers like the ones in

20:25 terracotta soldiers like the ones in Sean

20:26 Sean

20:26 Sean Connory. He's done his duty. She's going

20:30 Connory. He's done his duty. She's going

20:30 Connory. He's done his duty. She's going home. I just choked on my own spit. I

20:33 home. I just choked on my own spit. I

20:33 home. I just choked on my own spit. I was trying so hard. That woman smoking a

20:36 was trying so hard. That woman smoking a

20:36 was trying so hard. That woman smoking a cigarette, having a time. I'm in between

20:39 cigarette, having a time. I'm in between

20:39 cigarette, having a time. I'm in between this thing here. Look at this. Here's an

20:40 this thing here. Look at this. Here's an

20:40 this thing here. Look at this. Here's an old building for uh this is the old

20:42 old building for uh this is the old

20:42 old building for uh this is the old Orange County Fruit Exchange. Now, you

20:45 Orange County Fruit Exchange. Now, you

20:46 Orange County Fruit Exchange. Now, you might think this is where, look, it

20:48 might think this is where, look, it

20:48 might think this is where, look, it still says Sunissed on it. Yeah, this

20:49 still says Sunissed on it. Yeah, this

20:49 still says Sunissed on it. Yeah, this you might think that this is where

20:51 you might think that this is where

20:51 you might think that this is where people from companies like Sun-Kissed

20:53 people from companies like Sun-Kissed

20:53 people from companies like Sun-Kissed and farmers would get together and

20:55 and farmers would get together and

20:55 and farmers would get together and establish, you know, prices and values

20:57 establish, you know, prices and values

20:57 establish, you know, prices and values for their oranges and produce back when

21:00 for their oranges and produce back when

21:00 for their oranges and produce back when Orange County only. Exactly. When Orange

21:03 Orange County only. Exactly. When Orange

21:03 Orange County only. Exactly. When Orange County was a tropical fruit producing

21:05 County was a tropical fruit producing

21:05 County was a tropical fruit producing area, but you'd be wrong. The fruit

21:07 area, but you'd be wrong. The fruit

21:07 area, but you'd be wrong. The fruit exchange was actually like a swap meet

21:09 exchange was actually like a swap meet

21:09 exchange was actually like a swap meet where people would come together and

21:10 where people would come together and

21:10 where people would come together and say, "I got a banana. What you got? You

21:12 say, "I got a banana. What you got? You

21:12 say, "I got a banana. What you got? You got a You got a kiwi? Here you go. I'm

21:14 got a You got a kiwi? Here you go. I'm

21:14 got a You got a kiwi? Here you go. I'm lying. It was the first thing. You got

21:16 lying. It was the first thing. You got

21:16 lying. It was the first thing. You got to go back to work. Oh, where? I don't

21:18 to go back to work. Oh, where? I don't

21:18 to go back to work. Oh, where? I don't know where we are. You work that way.

21:19 know where we are. You work that way.

21:19 know where we are. You work that way. You work this way. Jeff Heinbuck is not

21:21 You work this way. Jeff Heinbuck is not

21:21 You work this way. Jeff Heinbuck is not from here. I'm from here. I come visit

21:24 from here. I'm from here. I come visit

21:24 from here. I'm from here. I come visit the circle sometimes. Get out of my

21:26 the circle sometimes. Get out of my

21:26 the circle sometimes. Get out of my town, Hind. Go back to Joey. I'm not

21:28 town, Hind. Go back to Joey. I'm not

21:28 town, Hind. Go back to Joey. I'm not going back to Jersey. Especially now

21:29 going back to Jersey. Especially now

21:29 going back to Jersey. Especially now it's cold. It's like 2° there. Who wants

21:31 it's cold. It's like 2° there. Who wants

21:31 it's cold. It's like 2° there. Who wants to do that? It's only It's 2°. Sounds

21:33 to do that? It's only It's 2°. Sounds

21:33 to do that? It's only It's 2°. Sounds warm. Actually, for New Jersey. For

21:35 warm. Actually, for New Jersey. For

21:35 warm. Actually, for New Jersey. For Jersey, it might be. Now it's like 75

21:37 Jersey, it might be. Now it's like 75

21:37 Jersey, it might be. Now it's like 75 for us. Don't get hot under the collar.

21:39 for us. Don't get hot under the collar.

21:39 for us. Don't get hot under the collar. Just cuz we're talking about the weather

21:41 Just cuz we're talking about the weather

21:41 Just cuz we're talking about the weather cuz cuz I'm wearing a collar. Is that

21:42 cuz cuz I'm wearing a collar. Is that

21:42 cuz cuz I'm wearing a collar. Is that what you're saying? Look at this guys.

21:43 what you're saying? Look at this guys.

21:43 what you're saying? Look at this guys. All dressed up. Look at me though. I'm

21:45 All dressed up. Look at me though. I'm

21:45 All dressed up. Look at me though. I'm cheated up from the feet up. Oh yeah.

21:47 cheated up from the feet up. Oh yeah.

21:47 cheated up from the feet up. Oh yeah. Yeah. I don't know what I'm talking

21:49 Yeah. I don't know what I'm talking

21:49 Yeah. I don't know what I'm talking about. Ladies, I'm just happy that

21:50 about. Ladies, I'm just happy that

21:50 about. Ladies, I'm just happy that you're not at work. I'm happy I'm not at

21:52 you're not at work. I'm happy I'm not at

21:52 you're not at work. I'm happy I'm not at work. I'm happy that I'm making you be

21:53 work. I'm happy that I'm making you be

21:53 work. I'm happy that I'm making you be not at work. This is lunch, guys. I'm at

21:56 not at work. This is lunch, guys. I'm at

21:56 not at work. This is lunch, guys. I'm at work. You're not at work. Yeah. It's

21:57 work. You're not at work. Yeah. It's

21:57 work. You're not at work. Yeah. It's weird how this is work for you in this.

21:59 weird how this is work for you in this.

21:59 weird how this is work for you in this. My job is to hang out with these

22:01 My job is to hang out with these

22:01 My job is to hang out with these wonderful people and hug them. How you

22:03 wonderful people and hug them. How you

22:03 wonderful people and hug them. How you going to hug them? Through the magic of

22:05 going to hug them? Through the magic of

22:06 going to hug them? Through the magic of powers.

22:07 powers.

22:07 powers. So, do you hug your phone?

22:10 So, do you hug your phone?

22:10 So, do you hug your phone? She's in a hurry. I don't want to talk

22:11 She's in a hurry. I don't want to talk

22:11 She's in a hurry. I don't want to talk to her. She's in a hurry. I was going to

22:13 to her. She's in a hurry. I was going to

22:13 to her. She's in a hurry. I was going to say something to her, but I didn't want

22:14 say something to her, but I didn't want

22:14 say something to her, but I didn't want to bother her cuz she looked real. She

22:16 to bother her cuz she looked real. She

22:16 to bother her cuz she looked real. She was determined. She was in the zone.

22:18 was determined. She was in the zone.

22:18 was determined. She was in the zone. Muffs Hardware. Muff's Antiques. Muff

22:23 Muffs Hardware. Muff's Antiques. Muff

22:23 Muffs Hardware. Muff's Antiques. Muff Potter. You ever bought uh any hardware

22:26 Potter. You ever bought uh any hardware

22:26 Potter. You ever bought uh any hardware from a guy named Muff? Nope. You should

22:28 from a guy named Muff? Nope. You should

22:28 from a guy named Muff? Nope. You should consider it. They have good good stuff.

22:31 consider it. They have good good stuff.

22:31 consider it. They have good good stuff. I'm getting hungry and tired. Are you

22:32 I'm getting hungry and tired. Are you

22:32 I'm getting hungry and tired. Are you hungry? I'm going to go to Starbucks and

22:34 hungry? I'm going to go to Starbucks and

22:34 hungry? I'm going to go to Starbucks and get a drink. I want to buy you

22:35 get a drink. I want to buy you

22:35 get a drink. I want to buy you something. Yeah, kind of. Let's go.

22:37 something. Yeah, kind of. Let's go.

22:37 something. Yeah, kind of. Let's go. Starbucks has those Rice Krispies treats

22:38 Starbucks has those Rice Krispies treats

22:38 Starbucks has those Rice Krispies treats and they're glutenree. They are

22:40 and they're glutenree. They are

22:40 and they're glutenree. They are gluten-free and they're delicious. Oh my

22:41 gluten-free and they're delicious. Oh my

22:41 gluten-free and they're delicious. Oh my gosh, they are delicious over there

22:43 gosh, they are delicious over there

22:43 gosh, they are delicious over there before. No, I didn't put a sticker over

22:45 before. No, I didn't put a sticker over

22:45 before. No, I didn't put a sticker over there. It was very by itself. Oh, I

22:48 there. It was very by itself. Oh, I

22:48 there. It was very by itself. Oh, I wanted to be on the wall. Don't

22:50 wanted to be on the wall. Don't

22:50 wanted to be on the wall. Don't incriminate me on the internet. Jeff

22:52 incriminate me on the internet. Jeff

22:52 incriminate me on the internet. Jeff Heinbuck, look at these tablecloths.

22:54 Heinbuck, look at these tablecloths.

22:54 Heinbuck, look at these tablecloths. They look fancy. They look like mother's

22:56 They look fancy. They look like mother's

22:56 They look fancy. They look like mother's love. I would pull them off and make

22:58 love. I would pull them off and make

22:58 love. I would pull them off and make Don't buy a pastry from here unless you

23:00 Don't buy a pastry from here unless you

23:00 Don't buy a pastry from here unless you have the money to do it. Are they like

23:01 have the money to do it. Are they like

23:01 have the money to do it. Are they like $1,000? Cuz if you eat the pastry and

23:03 $1,000? Cuz if you eat the pastry and

23:03 $1,000? Cuz if you eat the pastry and run off, they'll probably arrest you.

23:05 run off, they'll probably arrest you.

23:05 run off, they'll probably arrest you. You've been arrested before, right? Only

23:07 You've been arrested before, right? Only

23:07 You've been arrested before, right? Only three times. Okay, that's not a big

23:08 three times. Okay, that's not a big

23:08 three times. Okay, that's not a big deal. Hello, sir. Look at the shoes.

23:10 deal. Hello, sir. Look at the shoes.

23:10 deal. Hello, sir. Look at the shoes. They were classy. Classy. Classic.

23:13 They were classy. Classy. Classic.

23:13 They were classy. Classy. Classic. Classy. Classic. They were nicer than

23:15 Classy. Classic. They were nicer than

23:15 Classy. Classic. They were nicer than mine. Shoes. I'm glad you showed up

23:16 mine. Shoes. I'm glad you showed up

23:16 mine. Shoes. I'm glad you showed up because I was going to wander around

23:17 because I was going to wander around

23:17 because I was going to wander around here all by myself. But isn't this much

23:19 here all by myself. But isn't this much

23:19 here all by myself. But isn't this much more interesting? It is looking around,

23:21 more interesting? It is looking around,

23:21 more interesting? It is looking around, not talking to yourself like a maniac.

23:23 not talking to yourself like a maniac.

23:23 not talking to yourself like a maniac. You know what's weird? Which Starbucks

23:25 You know what's weird? Which Starbucks

23:25 You know what's weird? Which Starbucks do you want to go to? Because there's

23:26 do you want to go to? Because there's

23:26 do you want to go to? Because there's one in that Wells Fargo bank, but

23:28 one in that Wells Fargo bank, but

23:28 one in that Wells Fargo bank, but there's also one over here in that

23:31 there's also one over here in that

23:31 there's also one over here in that corner, which used to be a place called

23:33 corner, which used to be a place called

23:33 corner, which used to be a place called Dietri Coffee. I've never been to that

23:34 Dietri Coffee. I've never been to that

23:34 Dietri Coffee. I've never been to that one. That was Dietrix Coffee. They put a

23:36 one. That was Dietrix Coffee. They put a

23:36 one. That was Dietrix Coffee. They put a Starbucks in the bank. People didn't

23:38 Starbucks in the bank. People didn't

23:38 Starbucks in the bank. People didn't really go in the bank. They're thinking,

23:40 really go in the bank. They're thinking,

23:40 really go in the bank. They're thinking, "I don't want to go in the bank. I want

23:41 "I don't want to go in the bank. I want

23:41 "I don't want to go in the bank. I want Starbucks. Why is there a Starbucks in

23:42 Starbucks. Why is there a Starbucks in

23:42 Starbucks. Why is there a Starbucks in this bank anymore?" So Starbucks got

23:44 this bank anymore?" So Starbucks got

23:44 this bank anymore?" So Starbucks got angry, bought the other coffee shop, and

23:46 angry, bought the other coffee shop, and

23:46 angry, bought the other coffee shop, and went, "No, you're gonna be Starbucks,

23:48 went, "No, you're gonna be Starbucks,

23:48 went, "No, you're gonna be Starbucks, too." Two Starbucks. So, it's a tale of

23:50 too." Two Starbucks. So, it's a tale of

23:50 too." Two Starbucks. So, it's a tale of two Starbucks. A tale of two Starbucks.

23:51 two Starbucks. A tale of two Starbucks.

23:52 two Starbucks. A tale of two Starbucks. Do that one. I've never We're going to

23:53 Do that one. I've never We're going to

23:53 Do that one. I've never We're going to go get a Rice Krispie treat tomorrow.

23:55 go get a Rice Krispie treat tomorrow.

23:55 go get a Rice Krispie treat tomorrow. I'm going to be in Disneyland. Are you

23:57 I'm going to be in Disneyland. Are you

23:58 I'm going to be in Disneyland. Are you filming? Wait, time out. Speaking of

23:59 filming? Wait, time out. Speaking of

23:59 filming? Wait, time out. Speaking of Disney, are you coming on Sunday to hang

24:01 Disney, are you coming on Sunday to hang

24:01 Disney, are you coming on Sunday to hang out for a little bit? Yes. This Sunday.

24:03 out for a little bit? Yes. This Sunday.

24:03 out for a little bit? Yes. This Sunday. This Sunday, Jeff Heinebuck will be at

24:05 This Sunday, Jeff Heinebuck will be at

24:05 This Sunday, Jeff Heinebuck will be at Walt Barn at Griffith. What is it?

24:08 Walt Barn at Griffith. What is it?

24:08 Walt Barn at Griffith. What is it? Griffith Park steamers. I can't remember

24:10 Griffith Park steamers. I can't remember

24:10 Griffith Park steamers. I can't remember what I forget. Google it. It's Google

24:12 what I forget. Google it. It's Google

24:12 what I forget. Google it. It's Google Walt's Barn. Griffith Park. Walt

24:14 Walt's Barn. Griffith Park. Walt

24:14 Walt's Barn. Griffith Park. Walt Disney's Barn from his backyard in

24:17 Disney's Barn from his backyard in

24:17 Disney's Barn from his backyard in Homeie Hills. It's awesome. It's in

24:19 Homeie Hills. It's awesome. It's in

24:19 Homeie Hills. It's awesome. It's in Griffith Park. And Jeff Heimbuk will be

24:20 Griffith Park. And Jeff Heimbuk will be

24:20 Griffith Park. And Jeff Heimbuk will be at Walt Disney's Barn signing Main

24:23 at Walt Disney's Barn signing Main

24:23 at Walt Disney's Barn signing Main Street Windows. He books. Yeah, he

24:24 Street Windows. He books. Yeah, he

24:24 Street Windows. He books. Yeah, he books. And I have what's the other book?

24:26 books. And I have what's the other book?

24:26 books. And I have what's the other book? Cute story. Kind of cute story. Kind of

24:27 Cute story. Kind of cute story. Kind of

24:27 Cute story. Kind of cute story. Kind of a cute story. Roly Crumps Memoirs. I

24:30 a cute story. Roly Crumps Memoirs. I

24:30 a cute story. Roly Crumps Memoirs. I sold him book.

24:33 sold him book.

24:33 sold him book. scratching my chest in an unusual

24:35 scratching my chest in an unusual

24:35 scratching my chest in an unusual manner. I think I have chest. I'm

24:37 manner. I think I have chest. I'm

24:37 manner. I think I have chest. I'm scratching his what? I don't know. I

24:39 scratching his what? I don't know. I

24:39 scratching his what? I don't know. I don't know. I got to go. I'm really

24:41 don't know. I got to go. I'm really

24:41 don't know. I got to go. I'm really hungry. You see how I started with so

24:43 hungry. You see how I started with so

24:43 hungry. You see how I started with so much energy and then it slowly just

24:44 much energy and then it slowly just

24:44 much energy and then it slowly just diminish. It's because I'm so hungry.

24:46 diminish. It's because I'm so hungry.

24:46 diminish. It's because I'm so hungry. And Heimbuk takes a lot out of me when

24:48 And Heimbuk takes a lot out of me when

24:48 And Heimbuk takes a lot out of me when you're actually in his physical

24:49 you're actually in his physical

24:49 you're actually in his physical presence. It just sucks the life right

24:52 presence. It just sucks the life right

24:52 presence. It just sucks the life right out of me. All the fun is gone. I'm a

24:54 out of me. All the fun is gone. I'm a

24:54 out of me. All the fun is gone. I'm a vampire. I'm kidding. Hebuk's a cool

24:56 vampire. I'm kidding. Hebuk's a cool

24:56 vampire. I'm kidding. Hebuk's a cool guy. Look at his shoes. You will not be

24:58 guy. Look at his shoes. You will not be

24:58 guy. Look at his shoes. You will not be wearing those shoes at the barn.

24:59 wearing those shoes at the barn.

24:59 wearing those shoes at the barn. Correct. Good. Cuz you were about to

25:01 Correct. Good. Cuz you were about to

25:01 Correct. Good. Cuz you were about to scare them all away. So, I'm going to be

25:02 scare them all away. So, I'm going to be

25:02 scare them all away. So, I'm going to be there, too. I'm going to hang out at

25:03 there, too. I'm going to hang out at

25:03 there, too. I'm going to hang out at Walt's Barn, and I will I'll also sign

25:06 Walt's Barn, and I will I'll also sign

25:06 Walt's Barn, and I will I'll also sign Jeff Hebuk's books. Actually, you

25:07 Jeff Hebuk's books. Actually, you

25:07 Jeff Hebuk's books. Actually, you should. I didn't write them, but I'll

25:09 should. I didn't write them, but I'll

25:09 should. I didn't write them, but I'll sign them. I'll scribble all over books.

25:11 sign them. I'll scribble all over books.

25:11 sign them. I'll scribble all over books. When I was a kid, I was known to to

25:13 When I was a kid, I was known to to

25:13 When I was a kid, I was known to to scribble in a book or two. You should

25:14 scribble in a book or two. You should

25:14 scribble in a book or two. You should draw your own window with a purple paint

25:16 draw your own window with a purple paint

25:16 draw your own window with a purple paint pen. What? You should draw your own

25:17 pen. What? You should draw your own

25:17 pen. What? You should draw your own window in the back of the book. I should

25:19 window in the back of the book. I should

25:19 window in the back of the book. I should draw my own window into the back of

25:20 draw my own window into the back of

25:20 draw my own window into the back of every copy of Main Street Windows by

25:23 every copy of Main Street Windows by

25:24 every copy of Main Street Windows by Jeff Heine book.

25:26 Jeff Heine book.

25:26 Jeff Heine book. That's neat. When are we going to do a

25:27 That's neat. When are we going to do a

25:28 That's neat. When are we going to do a podcast? Uh, Adam's here. We should do

25:29 podcast? Uh, Adam's here. We should do

25:30 podcast? Uh, Adam's here. We should do another one. Did you do a Jeff Heimbuk?

25:34 another one. Did you do a Jeff Heimbuk?

25:34 another one. Did you do a Jeff Heimbuk? What are you saying? I don't know. I'm

25:35 What are you saying? I don't know. I'm

25:35 What are you saying? I don't know. I'm distracted by your face. Goodbye

25:38 distracted by your face. Goodbye

25:38 distracted by your face. Goodbye everybody. I love you. And Jeff Heimbuk,

25:40 everybody. I love you. And Jeff Heimbuk,

25:40 everybody. I love you. And Jeff Heimbuk, I love you guys too. He respects you

25:42 I love you guys too. He respects you

25:42 I love you guys too. He respects you slightly. Goodbye. What?

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