Haircut Q&A with Rossco Soletrain ! Sometimes vlog
In Santa Rosa California getting my locks cleaned with Rossco Soletrain!
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Hold the phone. Where are we? It's a
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Hold the phone. Where are we? It's a sometimes
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sometimes
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sometimes vlog.
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vlog.
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vlog. It's all RIGHT CUZ I'M S by the blog.
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It's all RIGHT CUZ I'M S by the blog.
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It's all RIGHT CUZ I'M S by the blog. It's a vlog that happens sometimes. It's
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It's a vlog that happens sometimes. It's
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It's a vlog that happens sometimes. It's Rosco Soul Train.
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Rosco Soul Train.
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Rosco Soul Train. What's up, y'all?
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What's up, y'all?
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What's up, y'all? Who always You never do the Tyler thing.
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Who always You never do the Tyler thing.
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Who always You never do the Tyler thing. You always have to go your own direction
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You always have to go your own direction
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You always have to go your own direction with the beginning of the vlog.
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with the beginning of the vlog.
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with the beginning of the vlog. That was a Save by the Bell reference if
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That was a Save by the Bell reference if
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That was a Save by the Bell reference if you guys didn't catch that.
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you guys didn't catch that.
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you guys didn't catch that. I knew what it was.
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I knew what it was.
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I knew what it was. Yeah. But I'm just saying because a lot
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Yeah. But I'm just saying because a lot
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Yeah. But I'm just saying because a lot of these people probably have never seen
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of these people probably have never seen
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of these people probably have never seen Save by the Bell, but I'm sure you've
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Save by the Bell, but I'm sure you've
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Save by the Bell, but I'm sure you've never seen Save by the Bell.
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never seen Save by the Bell.
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never seen Save by the Bell. Well, you know Zach Morris is, right?
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Well, you know Zach Morris is, right?
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Well, you know Zach Morris is, right? Cuz we're trying to go for a a dark Zach
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Cuz we're trying to go for a a dark Zach
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Cuz we're trying to go for a a dark Zach Morris, which is kind of like a Slater.
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Morris, which is kind of like a Slater.
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Morris, which is kind of like a Slater. What are you trying to say?
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What are you trying to say?
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What are you trying to say? The Italian dark soul.
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The Italian dark soul.
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The Italian dark soul. No, the hair is dark.
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No, the hair is dark.
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No, the hair is dark. Yeah, I'm a very light personality. I'm
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Yeah, I'm a very light personality. I'm
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Yeah, I'm a very light personality. I'm a light-hearted guy. Just kidding.
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a light-hearted guy. Just kidding.
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a light-hearted guy. Just kidding. Rosco, well, not just kidding. I am a
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Rosco, well, not just kidding. I am a
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Rosco, well, not just kidding. I am a lightarted guy. Rosco Soul Train. I'm in
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lightarted guy. Rosco Soul Train. I'm in
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lightarted guy. Rosco Soul Train. I'm in Santa Rosa, California with my friend
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Santa Rosa, California with my friend
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Santa Rosa, California with my friend Ally. We're getting our hair did by the
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Ally. We're getting our hair did by the
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Ally. We're getting our hair did by the famous wizard himself, Rosco.
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famous wizard himself, Rosco.
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famous wizard himself, Rosco. What's your middle name?
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What's your middle name?
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What's your middle name? Cumberland.
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Cumberland.
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Cumberland. Cumberland.
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Cumberland. Rosco Cumberland. Soul Train. And Rosco
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Rosco Cumberland. Soul Train. And Rosco
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Rosco Cumberland. Soul Train. And Rosco has some interview questions to ask me
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has some interview questions to ask me
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has some interview questions to ask me while this hair dye sets in and erases
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while this hair dye sets in and erases
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while this hair dye sets in and erases the hairy streak of the hairy streak. I
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the hairy streak of the hairy streak. I
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the hairy streak of the hairy streak. I had a hairy streak. And by the way, he
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had a hairy streak. And by the way, he
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had a hairy streak. And by the way, he was the one that started that whole
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was the one that started that whole
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was the one that started that whole hairy streak. And I tried to fix it by
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hairy streak. And I tried to fix it by
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hairy streak. And I tried to fix it by toning it up a little bit, trying to
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toning it up a little bit, trying to
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toning it up a little bit, trying to make it a little blonder. It was all
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make it a little blonder. It was all
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make it a little blonder. It was all right. It was cool.
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right. It was cool.
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right. It was cool. I was streaking for it.
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I was streaking for it.
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I was streaking for it. It It kind of
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It It kind of
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It It kind of I was streaking for a while and I
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I was streaking for a while and I
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I was streaking for a while and I realized the streaking was
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realized the streaking was
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realized the streaking was inappropriate. So, we're going back to
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inappropriate. So, we're going back to
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inappropriate. So, we're going back to Brown.
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Brown.
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Brown. All right. Here we go. I'm ready for
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All right. Here we go. I'm ready for
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All right. Here we go. I'm ready for question.
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question.
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question. Yes. Here we go. Journalism.
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Yes. Here we go. Journalism.
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Yes. Here we go. Journalism. Favorite Shaquille O'Neal movie.
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Favorite Shaquille O'Neal movie.
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Favorite Shaquille O'Neal movie. There is there more than one Shaquille
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There is there more than one Shaquille
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There is there more than one Shaquille O'Neal movie? Because the only Shaquille
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O'Neal movie? Because the only Shaquille
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O'Neal movie? Because the only Shaquille O'Neal movie in my book is Space Jam.
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O'Neal movie in my book is Space Jam.
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O'Neal movie in my book is Space Jam. There wasn't a Shaquille O'Neal movie.
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There wasn't a Shaquille O'Neal movie.
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There wasn't a Shaquille O'Neal movie. I know.
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I know.
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I know. That's a bad answer.
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That's a bad answer.
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That's a bad answer. Okay, fine. Next.
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Okay, fine. Next.
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Okay, fine. Next. So his your favorite his favorite
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So his your favorite his favorite
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So his your favorite his favorite Shaquille O'Neal movie is
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Shaquille O'Neal movie is
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Shaquille O'Neal movie is a movie without Shaquille O'Neal
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a movie without Shaquille O'Neal
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a movie without Shaquille O'Neal Blue Chips with Nick Noly. It's great.
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Blue Chips with Nick Noly. It's great.
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Blue Chips with Nick Noly. It's great. Yes, that's it.
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Yes, that's it.
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Yes, that's it. Yeah, there you go. Cool.
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Yeah, there you go. Cool.
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Yeah, there you go. Cool. Um, can I have your phone number?
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Um, can I have your phone number?
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Um, can I have your phone number? You already have my phone number.
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You already have my phone number.
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You already have my phone number. And I never and I never answer the phone
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And I never and I never answer the phone
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And I never and I never answer the phone anyways when you call. There's no point.
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anyways when you call. There's no point.
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anyways when you call. There's no point. There's no point to have my phone number
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There's no point to have my phone number
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There's no point to have my phone number because I don't use the phone.
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because I don't use the phone.
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because I don't use the phone. Do you have any weird nicknames?
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Do you have any weird nicknames?
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Do you have any weird nicknames? I don't know. Do I Do you have any weird
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I don't know. Do I Do you have any weird
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I don't know. Do I Do you have any weird nicknames for me? Do you have any weird
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nicknames for me? Do you have any weird
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nicknames for me? Do you have any weird nicknames?
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nicknames?
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nicknames? Oh, yeah. I got I gave you one earlier.
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Oh, yeah. I got I gave you one earlier.
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Oh, yeah. I got I gave you one earlier. What was it? Scratching.
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What was it? Scratching.
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What was it? Scratching. Uh, Scardino.
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Uh, Scardino.
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Uh, Scardino. Scard. Scarino.
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Scard. Scarino.
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Scard. Scarino. Scardino. It was Justina Scardino.
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Scardino. It was Justina Scardino.
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Scardino. It was Justina Scardino. I did have a nickname when I was in when
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I did have a nickname when I was in when
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I did have a nickname when I was in when I was in elementary school. These two
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I was in elementary school. These two
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I was in elementary school. These two front teeth in the middle. See how
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front teeth in the middle. See how
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front teeth in the middle. See how they're lower than the other teeth? They
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they're lower than the other teeth? They
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they're lower than the other teeth? They were longer, but years of singing in
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were longer, but years of singing in
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were longer, but years of singing in bands and microphones hitting me because
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bands and microphones hitting me because
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bands and microphones hitting me because the crowd's hitting the microphones
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the crowd's hitting the microphones
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the crowd's hitting the microphones chipped them down. So, in elementary
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chipped them down. So, in elementary
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chipped them down. So, in elementary school, they call me rat.
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school, they call me rat.
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school, they call me rat. I like it. That's good.
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I like it. That's good.
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I like it. That's good. Rat.
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Rat.
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Rat. And then later it was ratty. So there
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And then later it was ratty. So there
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And then later it was ratty. So there you go. Next.
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you go. Next.
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you go. Next. What was your favorite?
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What was your favorite?
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What was your favorite? That was a sexy nickname in
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That was a sexy nickname in
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That was a sexy nickname in Well, yeah. Was it Rat with two T's?
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Well, yeah. Was it Rat with two T's?
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Well, yeah. Was it Rat with two T's? No. That would have been abandoned.
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No. That would have been abandoned.
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No. That would have been abandoned. There would have been copyright
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There would have been copyright
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There would have been copyright infringement.
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infringement.
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infringement. What about Ratau?
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What about Ratau?
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What about Ratau? I never thought about Rato. We could go
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I never thought about Rato. We could go
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I never thought about Rato. We could go there someday in the future. Old I'm
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there someday in the future. Old I'm
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there someday in the future. Old I'm like an old crazy homeless person.
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like an old crazy homeless person.
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like an old crazy homeless person. That'll be my name.
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That'll be my name.
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That'll be my name. Hey R.
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Hey R.
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Hey R. It's me, Rattle.
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It's me, Rattle.
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It's me, Rattle. I need some
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I need some
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I need some money for food.
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money for food.
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money for food. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Can I get some money for some food?
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Can I get some money for some food?
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Can I get some money for some food? No.
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No.
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No. Which is all I'll spend it on. Favorite
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Which is all I'll spend it on. Favorite
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Which is all I'll spend it on. Favorite band in sixth grade.
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band in sixth grade.
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band in sixth grade. Favorite band in sixth grade.
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Favorite band in sixth grade.
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Favorite band in sixth grade. Mhm. Think about it.
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Mhm. Think about it.
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Mhm. Think about it. That's tough.
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That's tough.
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That's tough. It's gonna age you too, by the way.
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It's gonna age you too, by the way.
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It's gonna age you too, by the way. Favorite band in sixth grade. Favorite
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Favorite band in sixth grade. Favorite
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Favorite band in sixth grade. Favorite band in sixth grade. My favorite band in
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band in sixth grade. My favorite band in
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band in sixth grade. My favorite band in the sixth grade. I don't know cuz my dad
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the sixth grade. I don't know cuz my dad
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the sixth grade. I don't know cuz my dad always listened to like the Cars and it
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always listened to like the Cars and it
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always listened to like the Cars and it was probably The Cars.
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was probably The Cars.
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was probably The Cars. That was pretty cool.
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That was pretty cool.
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That was pretty cool. In the sixth grade, which is a cool guy
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In the sixth grade, which is a cool guy
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In the sixth grade, which is a cool guy answer, but I don't know what mo what
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answer, but I don't know what mo what
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answer, but I don't know what mo what like current band at that time would
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like current band at that time would
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like current band at that time would have been my favorite band.
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have been my favorite band.
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have been my favorite band. Oh man. I I guess
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Oh man. I I guess
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Oh man. I I guess probably would have been I wasn't like
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probably would have been I wasn't like
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probably would have been I wasn't like cool. I didn't listen to the radio.
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cool. I didn't listen to the radio.
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cool. I didn't listen to the radio. Yeah. Well, I don't
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Yeah. Well, I don't
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Yeah. Well, I don't I don't know. I would I'd have to say my
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I don't know. I would I'd have to say my
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I don't know. I would I'd have to say my answer if this was about me would be a
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answer if this was about me would be a
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answer if this was about me would be a bad answer. And that answer would be
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bad answer. And that answer would be
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bad answer. And that answer would be good to some. But I would say
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good to some. But I would say
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good to some. But I would say what's the answer?
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what's the answer?
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what's the answer? I would say my favorite band sixth grade
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I would say my favorite band sixth grade
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I would say my favorite band sixth grade was Nirvana.
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was Nirvana.
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was Nirvana. Sixth grade. I think the only band on
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Sixth grade. I think the only band on
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Sixth grade. I think the only band on the radio I might have listened to in
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the radio I might have listened to in
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the radio I might have listened to in sixth grade is maybe Green Day.
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sixth grade is maybe Green Day.
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sixth grade is maybe Green Day. Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah. When was when was the No Doubt album was
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When was when was the No Doubt album was
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When was when was the No Doubt album was like later though.
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like later though.
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like later though. Later. But Green Day came out when you
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Later. But Green Day came out when you
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Later. But Green Day came out when you were in sixth grade. That was the Dookie
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were in sixth grade. That was the Dookie
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were in sixth grade. That was the Dookie album. Yeah. which was that album and
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album. Yeah. which was that album and
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album. Yeah. which was that album and the Offsprings.
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the Offsprings.
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the Offsprings. That's right. And the Offspring. That
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That's right. And the Offspring. That
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That's right. And the Offspring. That was another good record. That was the
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was another good record. That was the
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was another good record. That was the best.
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best.
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best. What was that? Smash.
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What was that? Smash.
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What was that? Smash. Smash. Yeah. So good.
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Smash. Yeah. So good.
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Smash. Yeah. So good. Nailed it.
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Nailed it.
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Nailed it. Still love those songs.
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Still love those songs.
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Still love those songs. Doing math. Hurry up.
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Doing math. Hurry up.
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Doing math. Hurry up. Moving on. Moving on.
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Moving on. Moving on.
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Moving on. Moving on. Hurry up. Don't Don't do math. Not even.
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Hurry up. Don't Don't do math. Not even.
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Hurry up. Don't Don't do math. Not even. What was your weirdest Halloween
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What was your weirdest Halloween
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What was your weirdest Halloween costume?
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costume?
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costume? Allie's laughing. What was I don't know.
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Allie's laughing. What was I don't know.
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Allie's laughing. What was I don't know. Why do you have an answer for this? What
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Why do you have an answer for this? What
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Why do you have an answer for this? What was my weirdest Halloween costume?
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was my weirdest Halloween costume?
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was my weirdest Halloween costume? A banana.
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A banana.
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A banana. I don't know if I ever had like a cool
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I don't know if I ever had like a cool
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I don't know if I ever had like a cool Halloween costume.
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Halloween costume.
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Halloween costume. I had a bad one. My weirdest Halloween
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I had a bad one. My weirdest Halloween
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I had a bad one. My weirdest Halloween costume ever. No, no, no, no, no, no,
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costume ever. No, no, no, no, no, no,
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costume ever. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. My weirdest Halloween costume
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no, no. My weirdest Halloween costume
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no, no. My weirdest Halloween costume ever is when I was like two or three
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ever is when I was like two or three
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ever is when I was like two or three years old, my mom made me a clown
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years old, my mom made me a clown
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years old, my mom made me a clown costume out of some weird like pumpkin
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costume out of some weird like pumpkin
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costume out of some weird like pumpkin fabric from the store. She thought it'll
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fabric from the store. She thought it'll
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fabric from the store. She thought it'll be cute. I'll make him a little costume.
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be cute. I'll make him a little costume.
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be cute. I'll make him a little costume. I'll sew him up this little costume. And
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I'll sew him up this little costume. And
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I'll sew him up this little costume. And she put some like powdered makeup on me,
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she put some like powdered makeup on me,
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she put some like powdered makeup on me, made me a little clown. And I came
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made me a little clown. And I came
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made me a little clown. And I came across the pictures the other day and it
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across the pictures the other day and it
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across the pictures the other day and it is absolutely terrifying. Like it
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is absolutely terrifying. Like it
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is absolutely terrifying. Like it actually scares me now. If there was a
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actually scares me now. If there was a
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actually scares me now. If there was a poster of me as a young clown on the
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poster of me as a young clown on the
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poster of me as a young clown on the wall, it would scare me. I sent you the
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wall, it would scare me. I sent you the
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wall, it would scare me. I sent you the picture. Did you like it?
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picture. Did you like it?
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picture. Did you like it? Was it terrifying though?
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Was it terrifying though?
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Was it terrifying though? Kind of.
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Kind of.
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Kind of. It was kind of creepy. I was like, "Look
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It was kind of creepy. I was like, "Look
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It was kind of creepy. I was like, "Look how cute this is." And then you were
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how cute this is." And then you were
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how cute this is." And then you were probably thinking like that's not cute.
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probably thinking like that's not cute.
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probably thinking like that's not cute. That's you're evil.
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That's you're evil.
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That's you're evil. Yeah,
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Yeah,
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Yeah, I like it. That was also
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I like it. That was also
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I like it. That was also I bet you would like it. I'm going to
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I bet you would like it. I'm going to
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I bet you would like it. I'm going to send it to I'm going to put it on
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send it to I'm going to put it on
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send it to I'm going to put it on Instagram later. Like not today. Maybe
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Instagram later. Like not today. Maybe
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Instagram later. Like not today. Maybe in 2 days when I'm home.
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in 2 days when I'm home.
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in 2 days when I'm home. Oh, here's here's a one that the
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Oh, here's here's a one that the
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Oh, here's here's a one that the internet would love to know.
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internet would love to know.
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internet would love to know. Ooh. If the internet wants to know, then
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Ooh. If the internet wants to know, then
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Ooh. If the internet wants to know, then we can't let them not know.
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we can't let them not know.
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we can't let them not know. And it's juicy.
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And it's juicy.
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And it's juicy. Okay. The most trouble you ever got into
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Okay. The most trouble you ever got into
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Okay. The most trouble you ever got into the Wait, what kind of trouble? What are
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the Wait, what kind of trouble? What are
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the Wait, what kind of trouble? What are we talking about?
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we talking about?
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we talking about? With the law. with the law
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With the law. with the law
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With the law. with the law or your parents, which that could be the
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or your parents, which that could be the
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or your parents, which that could be the law, too, depending if your parents
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law, too, depending if your parents
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law, too, depending if your parents I've never
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I've never
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I've never Well, there was this one time.
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Well, there was this one time.
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Well, there was this one time. Have you ever been arrested?
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Have you ever been arrested?
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Have you ever been arrested? No, I've never been arrested. There was
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No, I've never been arrested. There was
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No, I've never been arrested. There was this one time where we were in Georgia
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this one time where we were in Georgia
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this one time where we were in Georgia and we bought a bunch of illegal
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and we bought a bunch of illegal
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and we bought a bunch of illegal fireworks or well, we brought we brought
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fireworks or well, we brought we brought
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fireworks or well, we brought we brought fireworks over the border that we
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fireworks over the border that we
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fireworks over the border that we shouldn't have into the state. I think
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shouldn't have into the state. I think
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shouldn't have into the state. I think it was Georgia.
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it was Georgia.
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it was Georgia. Maybe the fireworks were legal, but they
6:02
Maybe the fireworks were legal, but they
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Maybe the fireworks were legal, but they were illegal to be shooting out of the
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were illegal to be shooting out of the
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were illegal to be shooting out of the back of a van. And we were shooting him
6:06
back of a van. And we were shooting him
6:06
back of a van. And we were shooting him and this car pulled up behind us and
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and this car pulled up behind us and
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and this car pulled up behind us and we're like kind of shooting bottle
6:09
we're like kind of shooting bottle
6:09
we're like kind of shooting bottle rockets off the window. I must have been
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rockets off the window. I must have been
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rockets off the window. I must have been like 18.
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like 18.
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like 18. Bad boy. And it was real funny. And
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Bad boy. And it was real funny. And
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Bad boy. And it was real funny. And we're shooting these bottle rockets. It
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we're shooting these bottle rockets. It
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we're shooting these bottle rockets. It wasn't actually I don't even think I was
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wasn't actually I don't even think I was
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wasn't actually I don't even think I was shooting him. I was in the front seat
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shooting him. I was in the front seat
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shooting him. I was in the front seat and there was other people shooting him.
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and there was other people shooting him.
6:20
and there was other people shooting him. So I made myself sound cooler. But
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So I made myself sound cooler. But
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So I made myself sound cooler. But anyway, we got pulled over because that
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anyway, we got pulled over because that
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anyway, we got pulled over because that was an offduty police officer who called
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was an offduty police officer who called
6:25
was an offduty police officer who called their other police officers. That's the
6:25
their other police officers. That's the
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their other police officers. That's the most trouble I've ever been in with the
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most trouble I've ever been in with the
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most trouble I've ever been in with the law was that was the closest I've ever
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law was that was the closest I've ever
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law was that was the closest I've ever come to being arrested as part of the
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come to being arrested as part of the
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come to being arrested as part of the the RICO case against everyone in the
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the RICO case against everyone in the
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the RICO case against everyone in the vehicle shooting fireworks at the
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vehicle shooting fireworks at the
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vehicle shooting fireworks at the offduty cops. The most trouble I've ever
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offduty cops. The most trouble I've ever
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offduty cops. The most trouble I've ever been in was when I was wearing Doc
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been in was when I was wearing Doc
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been in was when I was wearing Doc Martin boots and um driving an Aerostar
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Martin boots and um driving an Aerostar
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Martin boots and um driving an Aerostar and I came to rest against a parking
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and I came to rest against a parking
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and I came to rest against a parking curb, right? Like the little parking
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curb, right? Like the little parking
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curb, right? Like the little parking thing.
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thing.
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thing. Did you go into that?
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Did you go into that?
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Did you go into that? I was 16 and I and I I was stopped all
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I was 16 and I and I I was stopped all
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I was 16 and I and I I was stopped all the way and my foot slipped under the
6:52
the way and my foot slipped under the
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the way and my foot slipped under the brake. I was 16. No, I was 15. just like
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brake. I was 16. No, I was 15. just like
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brake. I was 16. No, I was 15. just like learner's permit style, right?
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learner's permit style, right?
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learner's permit style, right? And I let my foot I was like, "Oh no."
6:58
And I let my foot I was like, "Oh no."
6:58
And I let my foot I was like, "Oh no." And the car idled up over the parking
7:01
And the car idled up over the parking
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And the car idled up over the parking thing into a cinder block wall.
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thing into a cinder block wall.
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thing into a cinder block wall. In the parking lot of the apartment
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In the parking lot of the apartment
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In the parking lot of the apartment complex my mom managed. On the other
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complex my mom managed. On the other
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complex my mom managed. On the other side of the wall was another parking uh
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side of the wall was another parking uh
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side of the wall was another parking uh apartment complex which the same company
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apartment complex which the same company
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apartment complex which the same company owned. And I had to rebuild that center
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owned. And I had to rebuild that center
7:15
owned. And I had to rebuild that center block wall in public in front of
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block wall in public in front of
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block wall in public in front of everyone that lived in that apartment
7:17
everyone that lived in that apartment
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everyone that lived in that apartment complex for weeks. And it's the most
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complex for weeks. And it's the most
7:19
complex for weeks. And it's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened.
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embarrassing thing that's ever happened.
7:20
embarrassing thing that's ever happened. You told me about that story a while
7:21
You told me about that story a while
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You told me about that story a while ago. I think my father wanted to
7:23
ago. I think my father wanted to
7:23
ago. I think my father wanted to actually murder me.
7:24
actually murder me.
7:24
actually murder me. That's a good Well, hey, you know what?
7:25
That's a good Well, hey, you know what?
7:25
That's a good Well, hey, you know what? That happens. And really, like Doc
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That happens. And really, like Doc
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That happens. And really, like Doc Martens, if you guys don't know, the
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Martens, if you guys don't know, the
7:28
Martens, if you guys don't know, the soles on those things are thick.
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soles on those things are thick.
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soles on those things are thick. It was like the first day I had them.
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It was like the first day I had them.
7:30
It was like the first day I had them. Yeah. And you can't really like you
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Yeah. And you can't really like you
7:32
Yeah. And you can't really like you can't really feel. I think I had a pair.
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can't really feel. I think I had a pair.
7:34
can't really feel. I think I had a pair. What are the
7:34
What are the
7:34
What are the Ever since then, I don't even really
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Ever since then, I don't even really
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Ever since then, I don't even really wear boots when I drive. I get paranoid.
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wear boots when I drive. I get paranoid.
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wear boots when I drive. I get paranoid. I wear the Chucks.
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I wear the Chucks.
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I wear the Chucks. It's time. It's time for a new pair. I
7:39
It's time. It's time for a new pair. I
7:39
It's time. It's time for a new pair. I think of those Chucks.
7:40
think of those Chucks.
7:40
think of those Chucks. They're looking a little raw and bombed
7:42
They're looking a little raw and bombed
7:42
They're looking a little raw and bombed out.
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out.
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out. Okay, so moving on.
7:46
Okay, so moving on.
7:46
Okay, so moving on. If you were a girl
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If you were a girl
7:48
If you were a girl Oh.
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Oh.
7:49
Oh. What kind of haircut would you have? I'd
7:51
What kind of haircut would you have? I'd
7:51
What kind of haircut would you have? I'd probably get Alli's haircut. Look at
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probably get Alli's haircut. Look at
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probably get Alli's haircut. Look at that. You just cut that and it looks
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that. You just cut that and it looks
7:55
that. You just cut that and it looks stunning. Do that. Do the little flip
7:56
stunning. Do that. Do the little flip
7:56
stunning. Do that. Do the little flip again. Hey, flip side effects.
7:59
again. Hey, flip side effects.
7:59
again. Hey, flip side effects. If I was a girl, what kind of haircut
8:00
If I was a girl, what kind of haircut
8:00
If I was a girl, what kind of haircut would I have? Probably as short as
8:01
would I have? Probably as short as
8:01
would I have? Probably as short as possible so I wouldn't have to mess with
8:03
possible so I wouldn't have to mess with
8:03
possible so I wouldn't have to mess with it cuz you've seen how I treat my hair.
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it cuz you've seen how I treat my hair.
8:04
it cuz you've seen how I treat my hair. So, Chelsea,
8:05
So, Chelsea,
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So, Chelsea, poorly. Maybe. I'd probably have to
8:06
poorly. Maybe. I'd probably have to
8:06
poorly. Maybe. I'd probably have to shave my head. I'd probably go full
8:08
shave my head. I'd probably go full
8:08
shave my head. I'd probably go full Chenade. Except for if I was a girl and
8:10
Chenade. Except for if I was a girl and
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Chenade. Except for if I was a girl and I got the haircut. Wait, do I still have
8:11
I got the haircut. Wait, do I still have
8:12
I got the haircut. Wait, do I still have to have my same head now or a shapely
8:13
to have my same head now or a shapely
8:13
to have my same head now or a shapely womanly head?
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womanly head?
8:14
womanly head? A shapely womanly head.
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A shapely womanly head.
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A shapely womanly head. Okay, good. Cuz I can't shave the head I
8:16
Okay, good. Cuz I can't shave the head I
8:16
Okay, good. Cuz I can't shave the head I have now. I look like ET.
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have now. I look like ET.
8:19
have now. I look like ET. That's all.
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That's all.
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That's all. Just being honest. I look weird with the
8:21
Just being honest. I look weird with the
8:21
Just being honest. I look weird with the smock. Do I need the smock?
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smock. Do I need the smock?
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smock. Do I need the smock? Uh, yeah. We got a black shirt on, so
8:24
Uh, yeah. We got a black shirt on, so
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Uh, yeah. We got a black shirt on, so you're good to go.
8:25
you're good to go.
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you're good to go. Yeah. Come on. I don't want to be Mr.
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Yeah. Come on. I don't want to be Mr.
8:26
Yeah. Come on. I don't want to be Mr. Smok. Everyone's thinking I'm wearing a
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Smok. Everyone's thinking I'm wearing a
8:28
Smok. Everyone's thinking I'm wearing a weird shirt. This is just how I dress
8:29
weird shirt. This is just how I dress
8:29
weird shirt. This is just how I dress now. Come to Santa Rosa and wear a
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now. Come to Santa Rosa and wear a
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now. Come to Santa Rosa and wear a poncho. Okay.
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poncho. Okay.
8:32
poncho. Okay. It's cold. It's cold enough. It's not
8:33
It's cold. It's cold enough. It's not
8:33
It's cold. It's cold enough. It's not raining enough.
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raining enough.
8:34
raining enough. What's next, Rosco? We're running out of
8:35
What's next, Rosco? We're running out of
8:35
What's next, Rosco? We're running out of time. We're at 8 minutes here.
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time. We're at 8 minutes here.
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time. We're at 8 minutes here. Oh, that's bad.
8:37
Oh, that's bad.
8:37
Oh, that's bad. Quickly.
8:37
Quickly.
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Quickly. Okay, so Oh, what superpower would you
8:40
Okay, so Oh, what superpower would you
8:40
Okay, so Oh, what superpower would you like if you were a superhero? What would
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like if you were a superhero? What would
8:43
like if you were a superhero? What would be the number one?
8:44
be the number one?
8:44
be the number one? The power to fight cancer.
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The power to fight cancer.
8:47
The power to fight cancer. That's such a great answer.
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That's such a great answer.
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That's such a great answer. It is.
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It is.
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It is. We're going to stop. Okay. So, we have a
8:50
We're going to stop. Okay. So, we have a
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We're going to stop. Okay. So, we have a couple more. We have um we'll start with
8:52
couple more. We have um we'll start with
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couple more. We have um we'll start with the good ones.
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the good ones.
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the good ones. We'll start with the good ones.
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We'll start with the good ones.
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We'll start with the good ones. We'll end with the good ones. Yeah. Uh
8:56
We'll end with the good ones. Yeah. Uh
8:56
We'll end with the good ones. Yeah. Uh let's see.
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let's see.
8:58
let's see. Do you think that you're attractive
9:01
Do you think that you're attractive
9:01
Do you think that you're attractive to who?
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to who?
9:02
to who? Do you think you're attractive to
9:03
Do you think you're attractive to
9:03
Do you think you're attractive to yourself?
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yourself?
9:04
yourself? Do I think Do I find myself attractive?
9:05
Do I think Do I find myself attractive?
9:06
Do I think Do I find myself attractive? I find myself attractive. Do you look in
9:07
I find myself attractive. Do you look in
9:07
I find myself attractive. Do you look in the mirror and go, "Yeah."
9:08
the mirror and go, "Yeah."
9:08
the mirror and go, "Yeah." No.
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No. Really?
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Really?
9:10
Really? Honest answer, no. Do I think I'm
9:11
Honest answer, no. Do I think I'm
9:11
Honest answer, no. Do I think I'm attracted to you?
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attracted to you?
9:12
attracted to you? Yes.
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Yes.
9:14
Yes. Well, that leads into my next question.
9:16
Well, that leads into my next question.
9:16
Well, that leads into my next question. Oh.
9:16
Oh. Are you into me?
9:18
Are you into me?
9:18
Are you into me? I am. I'm into you as a friend. A very
9:20
I am. I'm into you as a friend. A very
9:20
I am. I'm into you as a friend. A very close friend.
9:22
close friend.
9:22
close friend. Friends that can can talk about our
9:23
Friends that can can talk about our
9:24
Friends that can can talk about our feelings until the sunrise, but probably
9:25
feelings until the sunrise, but probably
9:26
feelings until the sunrise, but probably shouldn't be hugging this much.
9:27
shouldn't be hugging this much.
9:27
shouldn't be hugging this much. Is it all that garlic I had earlier?
9:30
Is it all that garlic I had earlier?
9:30
Is it all that garlic I had earlier? No, that smells good.
9:31
No, that smells good.
9:31
No, that smells good. All right.
9:32
All right.
9:32
All right. The Thai food was good.
9:33
The Thai food was good.
9:33
The Thai food was good. Good. Good.
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Good. Good.
9:34
Good. Good. There's a place in Santa Rosa, by the
9:36
There's a place in Santa Rosa, by the
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There's a place in Santa Rosa, by the way, called Sea Thai, which we ate,
9:37
way, called Sea Thai, which we ate,
9:37
way, called Sea Thai, which we ate, which is delicious. I'm sorry I haven't
9:39
which is delicious. I'm sorry I haven't
9:39
which is delicious. I'm sorry I haven't talked to you for a couple days. There
9:40
talked to you for a couple days. There
9:40
talked to you for a couple days. There is a new random land up on Live Fastypor
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is a new random land up on Live Fastypor
9:43
is a new random land up on Live Fastypor channel. There are Instagrams going up
9:44
channel. There are Instagrams going up
9:44
channel. There are Instagrams going up on YouTube.com or no, Instagram,
9:46
on YouTube.com or no, Instagram,
9:46
on YouTube.com or no, Instagram, livefast poor. Tyler's been posting
9:48
livefast poor. Tyler's been posting
9:48
livefast poor. Tyler's been posting Instagram pictures of Disneyland.
9:49
Instagram pictures of Disneyland.
9:49
Instagram pictures of Disneyland. Their shirts spreadshirt.
9:50
Their shirts spreadshirt.
9:50
Their shirts spreadshirt. Yeah. Live fastport.com. And then my
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Yeah. Live fastport.com. And then my
9:52
Yeah. Live fastport.com. And then my personal stuff is just scarred on
9:54
personal stuff is just scarred on
9:54
personal stuff is just scarred on Twitter and Instagram. Yeah.
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Twitter and Instagram. Yeah.
9:56
Twitter and Instagram. Yeah. And this is Rosco Soul Train. And here's
9:58
And this is Rosco Soul Train. And here's
9:58
And this is Rosco Soul Train. And here's my best friend, Alli Warren. And I got
10:01
my best friend, Alli Warren. And I got
10:01
my best friend, Alli Warren. And I got to go. So I'll see you guys later. I
10:03
to go. So I'll see you guys later. I
10:03
to go. So I'll see you guys later. I love you all.
10:04
love you all.
10:04
love you all. Bye y'all. Peace.
10:05
Bye y'all. Peace.
10:05
Bye y'all. Peace. Goodbye. Goodbye. And I got a haircut.
10:07
Goodbye. Goodbye. And I got a haircut.
10:07
Goodbye. Goodbye. And I got a haircut. Look, it's sweet. Rosco cut it. Get his
10:09
Look, it's sweet. Rosco cut it. Get his
10:09
Look, it's sweet. Rosco cut it. Get his Get your haircut by Rosco.
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Get your haircut by Rosco.
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Get your haircut by Rosco. Sometimes I'm pretty busy. So good luck.