Jumping on Johnny Depp's bed - Disney's Grand Californian

0:03 Good morning

0:03 Good morning everyone. Take a look at the scene

0:06 everyone. Take a look at the scene

0:06 everyone. Take a look at the scene before us. Here you see Grizzly Peak

0:11 before us. Here you see Grizzly Peak

0:11 before us. Here you see Grizzly Peak overlooking the Grizzly River and Rapids

0:15 overlooking the Grizzly River and Rapids

0:15 overlooking the Grizzly River and Rapids at the Eureka Gold and Timber Company

0:17 at the Eureka Gold and Timber Company

0:17 at the Eureka Gold and Timber Company down there. And in the distance, the

0:20 down there. And in the distance, the

0:20 down there. And in the distance, the strange tail fin like peaks of Cars

0:25 strange tail fin like peaks of Cars

0:25 strange tail fin like peaks of Cars Land. Look below us everyone. You are

0:27 Land. Look below us everyone. You are

0:27 Land. Look below us everyone. You are peering in to Disney

0:31 peering in to Disney

0:31 peering in to Disney California Adventure and this is the

0:35 California Adventure and this is the

0:35 California Adventure and this is the sometimes

0:52 sometimes and nobody notices my cool

0:52 sometimes and nobody notices my cool song. But that's okay. Look at this

0:55 song. But that's okay. Look at this

0:55 song. But that's okay. Look at this view, everyone. I feel like Mussolini.

0:58 view, everyone. I feel like Mussolini.

0:58 view, everyone. I feel like Mussolini. No, that's a bad thing. I feel like

1:01 No, that's a bad thing. I feel like

1:01 No, that's a bad thing. I feel like somebody better than Mussolini. Look at

1:03 somebody better than Mussolini. Look at

1:03 somebody better than Mussolini. Look at this up here. This is out of control.

1:07 this up here. This is out of control.

1:07 this up here. This is out of control. Look at the view from up here. Down

1:10 Look at the view from up here. Down

1:10 Look at the view from up here. Down there is the Redwood Creek Challenge

1:13 there is the Redwood Creek Challenge

1:13 there is the Redwood Creek Challenge Trail right here where the children play

1:16 Trail right here where the children play

1:16 Trail right here where the children play and go over wonderful magical creeks and

1:19 and go over wonderful magical creeks and

1:19 and go over wonderful magical creeks and look for dinosaur footprints. What the

1:20 look for dinosaur footprints. What the

1:20 look for dinosaur footprints. What the heck are those down there? I have no

1:22 heck are those down there? I have no

1:22 heck are those down there? I have no idea. I'm trying to stay slow and stay

1:25 idea. I'm trying to stay slow and stay

1:25 idea. I'm trying to stay slow and stay calm and keep the camera as steady as I

1:28 calm and keep the camera as steady as I

1:28 calm and keep the camera as steady as I can whilst I show you this

1:31 can whilst I show you this

1:31 can whilst I show you this incredible bangarang view. It's a

1:34 incredible bangarang view. It's a

1:34 incredible bangarang view. It's a sometimes vlog. It's a vlog that happens

1:35 sometimes vlog. It's a vlog that happens

1:35 sometimes vlog. It's a vlog that happens sometimes. And for the second time, and

1:38 sometimes. And for the second time, and

1:38 sometimes. And for the second time, and I never thought there would be a second

1:39 I never thought there would be a second

1:39 I never thought there would be a second time. It is happening from a very fancy

1:42 time. It is happening from a very fancy

1:42 time. It is happening from a very fancy suite up inside of the Grand

1:45 suite up inside of the Grand

1:45 suite up inside of the Grand Californiaiforn Hotel,

1:48 Californiaiforn Hotel,

1:48 Californiaiforn Hotel, Disney's California Craftsman themed

1:51 Disney's California Craftsman themed

1:51 Disney's California Craftsman themed Hotel here at Disney California

1:53 Hotel here at Disney California

1:53 Hotel here at Disney California Adventure, which it overlooks and

1:55 Adventure, which it overlooks and

1:55 Adventure, which it overlooks and actually has its own private entrance

1:56 actually has its own private entrance

1:56 actually has its own private entrance to. I can't get enough of this view.

1:58 to. I can't get enough of this view.

1:58 to. I can't get enough of this view. Look at

1:59 Look at

1:59 Look at that. And uh also Disneyland. It's

2:02 that. And uh also Disneyland. It's

2:02 that. And uh also Disneyland. It's perched right on the edge of Disneyland.

2:03 perched right on the edge of Disneyland.

2:03 perched right on the edge of Disneyland. If you look this way, you can see

2:04 If you look this way, you can see

2:04 If you look this way, you can see Paradise Pier Hotel out there somewhere.

2:07 Paradise Pier Hotel out there somewhere.

2:07 Paradise Pier Hotel out there somewhere. Ah, at very night time you could see the

2:10 Ah, at very night time you could see the

2:10 Ah, at very night time you could see the wheel, the big Mickey's Fun Wheel

2:11 wheel, the big Mickey's Fun Wheel

2:12 wheel, the big Mickey's Fun Wheel through there, or as I like to call it,

2:13 through there, or as I like to call it,

2:13 through there, or as I like to call it, Mickey's terror or death wheel of I

2:15 Mickey's terror or death wheel of I

2:15 Mickey's terror or death wheel of I won't go on it. Uh, but look, California

2:17 won't go on it. Uh, but look, California

2:17 won't go on it. Uh, but look, California Craftsman is an architecture style

2:18 Craftsman is an architecture style

2:18 Craftsman is an architecture style pioneered by people like Green and

2:19 pioneered by people like Green and

2:19 pioneered by people like Green and Green. There's E on the end of those

2:21 Green. There's E on the end of those

2:21 Green. There's E on the end of those names and other things. Look it up.

2:22 names and other things. Look it up.

2:22 names and other things. Look it up. California Craftsman. Do a little

2:23 California Craftsman. Do a little

2:23 California Craftsman. Do a little Googling. It's super awesome. We don't

2:25 Googling. It's super awesome. We don't

2:26 Googling. It's super awesome. We don't have time this time. A few weeks ago, I

2:28 have time this time. A few weeks ago, I

2:28 have time this time. A few weeks ago, I got invited to stay in somebody's suite

2:29 got invited to stay in somebody's suite

2:29 got invited to stay in somebody's suite that they weren't using. They had an

2:30 that they weren't using. They had an

2:30 that they weren't using. They had an extra night here in the Grand California

2:33 extra night here in the Grand California

2:33 extra night here in the Grand California Hotel. Now, this person who honestly is

2:35 Hotel. Now, this person who honestly is

2:35 Hotel. Now, this person who honestly is not people are trying to guess like is

2:36 not people are trying to guess like is

2:36 not people are trying to guess like is it a famous person that you know? No,

2:38 it a famous person that you know? No,

2:38 it a famous person that you know? No, it's not. It's uh but if I tried to

2:40 it's not. It's uh but if I tried to

2:40 it's not. It's uh but if I tried to explain this person to you who doesn't

2:42 explain this person to you who doesn't

2:42 explain this person to you who doesn't want to be explained anyways, you

2:43 want to be explained anyways, you

2:44 want to be explained anyways, you honestly wouldn't believe me. So,

2:45 honestly wouldn't believe me. So,

2:45 honestly wouldn't believe me. So, there's no point. But this person came

2:47 there's no point. But this person came

2:47 there's no point. But this person came back to Disneyland to Grand California

2:49 back to Disneyland to Grand California

2:49 back to Disneyland to Grand California and was hanging out in their suite here

2:51 and was hanging out in their suite here

2:51 and was hanging out in their suite here with and it's a whole bunch of people a

2:53 with and it's a whole bunch of people a

2:53 with and it's a whole bunch of people a whole bunch of people sharing the suite

2:55 whole bunch of people sharing the suite

2:55 whole bunch of people sharing the suite and they all came in here and I was

2:56 and they all came in here and I was

2:56 and they all came in here and I was hanging out late into the night talking

2:57 hanging out late into the night talking

2:57 hanging out late into the night talking about how I was editing this video that

2:59 about how I was editing this video that

2:59 about how I was editing this video that I just got done with. And I've been

3:00 I just got done with. And I've been

3:00 I just got done with. And I've been editing and editing for 2 days, just

3:02 editing and editing for 2 days, just

3:02 editing and editing for 2 days, just staring, sitting in front of a computer

3:03 staring, sitting in front of a computer

3:03 staring, sitting in front of a computer screen. And when they all left and

3:04 screen. And when they all left and

3:04 screen. And when they all left and pieced out back to LA, I had the option

3:07 pieced out back to LA, I had the option

3:07 pieced out back to LA, I had the option to hang out in here and do a little

3:09 to hang out in here and do a little

3:09 to hang out in here and do a little editing. And why go home and edit if you

3:12 editing. And why go home and edit if you

3:12 editing. And why go home and edit if you can hang out in

3:15 can hang out in

3:15 can hang out in here. Look

3:18 here. Look

3:18 here. Look at this. Okay, for starters, for

3:22 at this. Okay, for starters, for

3:22 at this. Okay, for starters, for starters, let's back all the way up to

3:24 starters, let's back all the way up to

3:24 starters, let's back all the way up to the front door and take a peek at this

3:27 the front door and take a peek at this

3:27 the front door and take a peek at this suite. I know, I You know, I've done a

3:28 suite. I know, I You know, I've done a

3:28 suite. I know, I You know, I've done a lot of hotel room, pardon the mess. I've

3:31 lot of hotel room, pardon the mess. I've

3:31 lot of hotel room, pardon the mess. I've done a lot of hotel room looking at

3:34 done a lot of hotel room looking at

3:34 done a lot of hotel room looking at vlogs, but this is pretty crazy. It's

3:35 vlogs, but this is pretty crazy. It's

3:36 vlogs, but this is pretty crazy. It's one of those things. Well, I'll promise

3:37 one of those things. Well, I'll promise

3:37 one of those things. Well, I'll promise I'll hurry up. So, let's go out this

3:39 I'll hurry up. So, let's go out this

3:39 I'll hurry up. So, let's go out this sneaky kitchen door. Here's a whole

3:40 sneaky kitchen door. Here's a whole

3:40 sneaky kitchen door. Here's a whole separate room. A whole other room. Let's

3:43 separate room. A whole other room. Let's

3:43 separate room. A whole other room. Let's go in here really quick. Here's a whole

3:45 go in here really quick. Here's a whole

3:45 go in here really quick. Here's a whole other quote unquote normal room attached

3:48 other quote unquote normal room attached

3:48 other quote unquote normal room attached to the the Sultan's room here or the uh

3:51 to the the Sultan's room here or the uh

3:51 to the the Sultan's room here or the uh the king or the the lege or the just or

3:56 the king or the the lege or the just or

3:56 the king or the the lege or the just or the Johnny Depp, if you will. Look at

3:58 the Johnny Depp, if you will. Look at

3:58 the Johnny Depp, if you will. Look at this. Here's the room in here. The

3:59 this. Here's the room in here. The

3:59 this. Here's the room in here. The normal room, quote unquote, normal room

4:02 normal room, quote unquote, normal room

4:02 normal room, quote unquote, normal room attached. Look at that craftsman bed.

4:05 attached. Look at that craftsman bed.

4:05 attached. Look at that craftsman bed. That bed right there, that headboard and

4:07 That bed right there, that headboard and

4:07 That bed right there, that headboard and those lamps and everything. That's

4:08 those lamps and everything. That's

4:08 those lamps and everything. That's goals. Look at that. Here is their view

4:11 goals. Look at that. Here is their view

4:11 goals. Look at that. Here is their view out here onto this awesome balcony. And

4:14 out here onto this awesome balcony. And

4:14 out here onto this awesome balcony. And it overlooks the Cal Grand California's

4:17 it overlooks the Cal Grand California's

4:17 it overlooks the Cal Grand California's pool out there. I don't know what that

4:19 pool out there. I don't know what that

4:19 pool out there. I don't know what that pool is called. Here's this crazy weird

4:21 pool is called. Here's this crazy weird

4:21 pool is called. Here's this crazy weird restroom area. And then if you go this

4:23 restroom area. And then if you go this

4:23 restroom area. And then if you go this way, hang in from the front door,

4:25 way, hang in from the front door,

4:25 way, hang in from the front door, there's a whole living room area. Just

4:27 there's a whole living room area. Just

4:28 there's a whole living room area. Just this alone right here. If I could have

4:30 this alone right here. If I could have

4:30 this alone right here. If I could have this for an apartment and just

4:32 this for an apartment and just

4:32 this for an apartment and just permanently get to live in it, I would

4:33 permanently get to live in it, I would

4:33 permanently get to live in it, I would be pretty freaking stoked. This would be

4:36 be pretty freaking stoked. This would be

4:36 be pretty freaking stoked. This would be awesome. Look at the California

4:37 awesome. Look at the California

4:37 awesome. Look at the California Craftsman details and all the furniture

4:40 Craftsman details and all the furniture

4:40 Craftsman details and all the furniture and the theming of the room. I love

4:42 and the theming of the room. I love

4:42 and the theming of the room. I love theming. I love California Craftsman

4:44 theming. I love California Craftsman

4:44 theming. I love California Craftsman architecture. There's like bungalows and

4:45 architecture. There's like bungalows and

4:45 architecture. There's like bungalows and big houses like Doc Brown's house from

4:47 big houses like Doc Brown's house from

4:47 big houses like Doc Brown's house from Back to the Future and all that stuff. I

4:48 Back to the Future and all that stuff. I

4:48 Back to the Future and all that stuff. I love it. So, all of this, everything

4:51 love it. So, all of this, everything

4:51 love it. So, all of this, everything about this is super epic. Come out here

4:53 about this is super epic. Come out here

4:53 about this is super epic. Come out here and look at this. I actually stayed, now

4:55 and look at this. I actually stayed, now

4:55 and look at this. I actually stayed, now I'm

4:56 I'm

4:56 I'm divorced, but I uh once honeymooned here

4:59 divorced, but I uh once honeymooned here

4:59 divorced, but I uh once honeymooned here at the Grand California Hotel. Let me

5:00 at the Grand California Hotel. Let me

5:00 at the Grand California Hotel. Let me tell you, my room at the Grand Cow was

5:03 tell you, my room at the Grand Cow was

5:03 tell you, my room at the Grand Cow was not as nice even as this ancillary

5:05 not as nice even as this ancillary

5:05 not as nice even as this ancillary secondary room here in this suite where

5:08 secondary room here in this suite where

5:08 secondary room here in this suite where all these dudes were hanging out

5:09 all these dudes were hanging out

5:09 all these dudes were hanging out yesterday, hanging out, having a good

5:11 yesterday, hanging out, having a good

5:11 yesterday, hanging out, having a good time, shooting the breeze, talking about

5:14 time, shooting the breeze, talking about

5:14 time, shooting the breeze, talking about this. Look at that awesome pool right

5:15 this. Look at that awesome pool right

5:15 this. Look at that awesome pool right there. It wraps around a redwood log and

5:17 there. It wraps around a redwood log and

5:17 there. It wraps around a redwood log and people are having with the slide and the

5:19 people are having with the slide and the

5:19 people are having with the slide and the the fun. Look at the fun. What a fun

5:21 the fun. Look at the fun. What a fun

5:21 the fun. Look at the fun. What a fun one. What a fun one. I'm not going to

5:23 one. What a fun one. I'm not going to

5:23 one. What a fun one. I'm not going to get to enjoy the pool this time.

5:25 get to enjoy the pool this time.

5:25 get to enjoy the pool this time. Anyway, so basically it was not this

5:28 Anyway, so basically it was not this

5:28 Anyway, so basically it was not this nice. It was like a regular people hotel

5:30 nice. It was like a regular people hotel

5:30 nice. It was like a regular people hotel room. Like well I mean as regular as

5:32 room. Like well I mean as regular as

5:32 room. Like well I mean as regular as staying here in the Grand

5:33 staying here in the Grand

5:33 staying here in the Grand Californiaifornian gets I guess a

5:34 Californiaifornian gets I guess a

5:34 Californiaifornian gets I guess a regular people hotel room. It was

5:36 regular people hotel room. It was

5:36 regular people hotel room. It was nothing like this but it was still

5:39 nothing like this but it was still

5:39 nothing like this but it was still pretty awesome. And uh my dream was

5:42 pretty awesome. And uh my dream was

5:42 pretty awesome. And uh my dream was always to, you know, grow up, get

5:43 always to, you know, grow up, get

5:43 always to, you know, grow up, get married, and have a honeymoon at the

5:44 married, and have a honeymoon at the

5:44 married, and have a honeymoon at the Disneyland Hotel. That didn't happen. So

5:47 Disneyland Hotel. That didn't happen. So

5:47 Disneyland Hotel. That didn't happen. So maybe that's where things went all

5:49 maybe that's where things went all

5:49 maybe that's where things went all wrong. But check this out. That room

5:51 wrong. But check this out. That room

5:51 wrong. But check this out. That room right there, that attached room here,

5:54 right there, that attached room here,

5:54 right there, that attached room here, this is the entrance to the suite, the

5:56 this is the entrance to the suite, the

5:56 this is the entrance to the suite, the end of the hallway. The end of the

5:58 end of the hallway. The end of the

5:58 end of the hallway. The end of the hallway in Grand California. And it's

5:59 hallway in Grand California. And it's

5:59 hallway in Grand California. And it's cleaning up time. We got to go really

6:01 cleaning up time. We got to go really

6:01 cleaning up time. We got to go really soon. Are these two glass doors, these

6:04 soon. Are these two glass doors, these

6:04 soon. Are these two glass doors, these double glass doors with their own

6:06 double glass doors with their own

6:06 double glass doors with their own doorbell here. And that is how you

6:09 doorbell here. And that is how you

6:09 doorbell here. And that is how you enter. the craziness of the Aoyo suite

6:15 enter. the craziness of the Aoyo suite

6:15 enter. the craziness of the Aoyo suite where we are hanging out and I almost

6:17 where we are hanging out and I almost

6:17 where we are hanging out and I almost locked myself out. But it's a good thing

6:19 locked myself out. But it's a good thing

6:19 locked myself out. But it's a good thing I didn't cuz I remembered to prop my

6:21 I didn't cuz I remembered to prop my

6:21 I didn't cuz I remembered to prop my kitchen door anyway. So if you were to

6:23 kitchen door anyway. So if you were to

6:23 kitchen door anyway. So if you were to if you were to come in the proper front

6:25 if you were to come in the proper front

6:25 if you were to come in the proper front door right here, just like the other

6:26 door right here, just like the other

6:26 door right here, just like the other room we did a vlog about. Now if you go

6:28 room we did a vlog about. Now if you go

6:28 room we did a vlog about. Now if you go back a couple weeks, you will see the

6:30 back a couple weeks, you will see the

6:30 back a couple weeks, you will see the sometimes vlog where we did a whole room

6:33 sometimes vlog where we did a whole room

6:33 sometimes vlog where we did a whole room tour of another suite. I can't remember

6:35 tour of another suite. I can't remember

6:35 tour of another suite. I can't remember the name of the suite right now. That

6:36 the name of the suite right now. That

6:36 the name of the suite right now. That was up on the sixth floor. This is the

6:38 was up on the sixth floor. This is the

6:38 was up on the sixth floor. This is the fourth floor. So, the ceiling is a

6:40 fourth floor. So, the ceiling is a

6:40 fourth floor. So, the ceiling is a little bit lower. Anyway, you come in

6:44 little bit lower. Anyway, you come in

6:44 little bit lower. Anyway, you come in that front door there and just like last

6:46 that front door there and just like last

6:46 that front door there and just like last time, there is a restroom right here, a

6:49 time, there is a restroom right here, a

6:49 time, there is a restroom right here, a bathroom that is honestly bigger almost

6:51 bathroom that is honestly bigger almost

6:51 bathroom that is honestly bigger almost than my bedroom at home. Not literally,

6:54 than my bedroom at home. Not literally,

6:54 than my bedroom at home. Not literally, but almost almost. And there's a crazy

6:57 but almost almost. And there's a crazy

6:57 but almost almost. And there's a crazy closet right here and all that good

6:58 closet right here and all that good

6:58 closet right here and all that good stuff. So, it's very similar to the last

7:00 stuff. So, it's very similar to the last

7:00 stuff. So, it's very similar to the last one, only the dining room and kitchen

7:01 one, only the dining room and kitchen

7:01 one, only the dining room and kitchen are on a different side. Look at these.

7:04 are on a different side. Look at these.

7:04 are on a different side. Look at these. Awesome. They have a fulls size fridge

7:06 Awesome. They have a fulls size fridge

7:06 Awesome. They have a fulls size fridge instead of a mini fridge. There's

7:08 instead of a mini fridge. There's

7:08 instead of a mini fridge. There's nothing mini about this place. Anyway,

7:10 nothing mini about this place. Anyway,

7:10 nothing mini about this place. Anyway, people are hanging out with like, well,

7:12 people are hanging out with like, well,

7:12 people are hanging out with like, well, well, you can stay here, hang out, edit,

7:14 well, you can stay here, hang out, edit,

7:14 well, you can stay here, hang out, edit, do whatever you need to do. We're all

7:15 do whatever you need to do. We're all

7:15 do whatever you need to do. We're all piecing out back to LA and then going

7:17 piecing out back to LA and then going

7:17 piecing out back to LA and then going off on our travels around the world and

7:19 off on our travels around the world and

7:19 off on our travels around the world and doing all the crazy things that we

7:21 doing all the crazy things that we

7:21 doing all the crazy things that we people who are more consequential and

7:23 people who are more consequential and

7:23 people who are more consequential and important than you are going to do. And

7:24 important than you are going to do. And

7:24 important than you are going to do. And I got left here basically to play in the

7:28 I got left here basically to play in the

7:28 I got left here basically to play in the remainders, maybe do a vlog or whatever,

7:30 remainders, maybe do a vlog or whatever,

7:30 remainders, maybe do a vlog or whatever, and do some editing. So, I'm sitting

7:31 and do some editing. So, I'm sitting

7:31 and do some editing. So, I'm sitting here editing and doing my thing and uh

7:35 here editing and doing my thing and uh

7:35 here editing and doing my thing and uh one of the room service guy came up and

7:38 one of the room service guy came up and

7:38 one of the room service guy came up and delivered some delicious gluten-free

7:40 delivered some delicious gluten-free

7:40 delivered some delicious gluten-free cheeseburger, which I was not expecting,

7:42 cheeseburger, which I was not expecting,

7:42 cheeseburger, which I was not expecting, and then told me, "Oh, yeah. This is

7:44 and then told me, "Oh, yeah. This is

7:44 and then told me, "Oh, yeah. This is it." Just like the last time we were in

7:46 it." Just like the last time we were in

7:46 it." Just like the last time we were in a room over here at the Grand

7:48 a room over here at the Grand

7:48 a room over here at the Grand California. I had my friend George over

7:49 California. I had my friend George over

7:49 California. I had my friend George over here. George was actually in town.

7:51 here. George was actually in town.

7:51 here. George was actually in town. Downtown Disney. Wow, I'm getting

7:53 Downtown Disney. Wow, I'm getting

7:54 Downtown Disney. Wow, I'm getting excited. I need to calm down. Calm down,

7:56 excited. I need to calm down. Calm down,

7:56 excited. I need to calm down. Calm down, you freak. Why would you slap yourself?

8:00 you freak. Why would you slap yourself?

8:00 you freak. Why would you slap yourself? Okay, so George was walking around town

8:02 Okay, so George was walking around town

8:02 Okay, so George was walking around town Disney super late at night and he's

8:04 Disney super late at night and he's

8:04 Disney super late at night and he's like, "Dude, are you back there again?"

8:05 like, "Dude, are you back there again?"

8:06 like, "Dude, are you back there again?" looking at the Snapchats and things. So,

8:07 looking at the Snapchats and things. So,

8:07 looking at the Snapchats and things. So, George pops up here. So, we get some

8:09 George pops up here. So, we get some

8:09 George pops up here. So, we get some gluten-free grub for me. And we're

8:12 gluten-free grub for me. And we're

8:12 gluten-free grub for me. And we're sitting there discussing how crazy this

8:14 sitting there discussing how crazy this

8:14 sitting there discussing how crazy this is. And the guy comes in and tells us,

8:16 is. And the guy comes in and tells us,

8:16 is. And the guy comes in and tells us, "Oh, yeah, the pirate stayed here, too.

8:18 "Oh, yeah, the pirate stayed here, too.

8:18 "Oh, yeah, the pirate stayed here, too. Johnny Depp stayed in this room, too, as

8:20 Johnny Depp stayed in this room, too, as

8:20 Johnny Depp stayed in this room, too, as well as the member of the Eagles who

8:22 well as the member of the Eagles who

8:22 well as the member of the Eagles who just passed away." He said, whose name I

8:25 just passed away." He said, whose name I

8:25 just passed away." He said, whose name I then learned right afterwards and then

8:26 then learned right afterwards and then

8:26 then learned right afterwards and then promptly forgot. I don't remember names

8:29 promptly forgot. I don't remember names

8:29 promptly forgot. I don't remember names of celebrities or friends or my

8:32 of celebrities or friends or my

8:32 of celebrities or friends or my cousins. I'm just bad with it. Anyways,

8:35 cousins. I'm just bad with it. Anyways,

8:35 cousins. I'm just bad with it. Anyways, a dead eagle stayed here. Not to sound

8:37 a dead eagle stayed here. Not to sound

8:37 a dead eagle stayed here. Not to sound disrespectful, but I don't know how else

8:38 disrespectful, but I don't know how else

8:38 disrespectful, but I don't know how else to put it. And of course, Johnny Depp.

8:40 to put it. And of course, Johnny Depp.

8:40 to put it. And of course, Johnny Depp. As soon as I figured that out and knew

8:42 As soon as I figured that out and knew

8:42 As soon as I figured that out and knew that nobody was going to sleep here,

8:43 that nobody was going to sleep here,

8:43 that nobody was going to sleep here, instead of driving 10 miles to my home

8:45 instead of driving 10 miles to my home

8:45 instead of driving 10 miles to my home or however far it is, I don't even think

8:47 or however far it is, I don't even think

8:47 or however far it is, I don't even think it's that far. Instead of driving less

8:49 it's that far. Instead of driving less

8:49 it's that far. Instead of driving less than 10 miles home, I decided, why not

8:53 than 10 miles home, I decided, why not

8:53 than 10 miles home, I decided, why not stay here? Look at this. Wasn't my room.

8:57 stay here? Look at this. Wasn't my room.

8:57 stay here? Look at this. Wasn't my room. I didn't pay for it. I think rooms like

8:59 I didn't pay for it. I think rooms like

8:59 I didn't pay for it. I think rooms like this are honestly so expensive. Like I I

9:01 this are honestly so expensive. Like I I

9:02 this are honestly so expensive. Like I I honestly think this would I don't know

9:04 honestly think this would I don't know

9:04 honestly think this would I don't know how much they cost. I have no idea how

9:05 how much they cost. I have no idea how

9:05 how much they cost. I have no idea how much they actually cost, but I'm going

9:07 much they actually cost, but I'm going

9:07 much they actually cost, but I'm going to guess this is most people who have

9:09 to guess this is most people who have

9:09 to guess this is most people who have children and a mortgage to pay his

9:11 children and a mortgage to pay his

9:12 children and a mortgage to pay his entire tax return for one night. I'm

9:14 entire tax return for one night. I'm

9:14 entire tax return for one night. I'm guessing. I don't know. I have no

9:17 guessing. I don't know. I have no

9:17 guessing. I don't know. I have no freaking clue. But anyway, look at this

9:19 freaking clue. But anyway, look at this

9:19 freaking clue. But anyway, look at this craziness. if you had I don't know why I

9:21 craziness. if you had I don't know why I

9:21 craziness. if you had I don't know why I wasn't thinking about like, oh yeah,

9:22 wasn't thinking about like, oh yeah,

9:22 wasn't thinking about like, oh yeah, I'll just sleep here until I started to

9:25 I'll just sleep here until I started to

9:25 I'll just sleep here until I started to think, why wouldn't I sleep here? So, I

9:27 think, why wouldn't I sleep here? So, I

9:28 think, why wouldn't I sleep here? So, I did. I came in here into this bedroom

9:31 did. I came in here into this bedroom

9:31 did. I came in here into this bedroom and I slept on another bed that Johnny

9:35 and I slept on another bed that Johnny

9:35 and I slept on another bed that Johnny Depp slept on the last vlog. I cut off

9:38 Depp slept on the last vlog. I cut off

9:38 Depp slept on the last vlog. I cut off early before we were told by the room

9:40 early before we were told by the room

9:40 early before we were told by the room service person that came up to feed me

9:42 service person that came up to feed me

9:42 service person that came up to feed me and George eggs that cost like really

9:44 and George eggs that cost like really

9:44 and George eggs that cost like really cheap. They were like five bucks. So,

9:45 cheap. They were like five bucks. So,

9:45 cheap. They were like five bucks. So, that's awesome. Uh the room service guy

9:47 that's awesome. Uh the room service guy

9:47 that's awesome. Uh the room service guy told us that Paul McCartney and the

9:49 told us that Paul McCartney and the

9:49 told us that Paul McCartney and the pirate he didn't speak very good English

9:50 pirate he didn't speak very good English

9:50 pirate he didn't speak very good English but he said the pirate and we were like

9:52 but he said the pirate and we were like

9:52 but he said the pirate and we were like Johnny Depp see see you Depp uh stayed

9:56 Johnny Depp see see you Depp uh stayed

9:56 Johnny Depp see see you Depp uh stayed in that last room. So I slept in that

9:57 in that last room. So I slept in that

9:58 in that last room. So I slept in that bed for like two hours uh before

10:00 bed for like two hours uh before

10:00 bed for like two hours uh before checkout time and took off afterwards.

10:03 checkout time and took off afterwards.

10:03 checkout time and took off afterwards. And so I did it. I slept in a bed that

10:05 And so I did it. I slept in a bed that

10:05 And so I did it. I slept in a bed that Johnny Depp and Paul McCartney did last

10:07 Johnny Depp and Paul McCartney did last

10:07 Johnny Depp and Paul McCartney did last time. It was success. I have absorbed

10:09 time. It was success. I have absorbed

10:09 time. It was success. I have absorbed both their good looks and all of their

10:12 both their good looks and all of their

10:12 both their good looks and all of their talent but not their bank accounts.

10:16 talent but not their bank accounts.

10:16 talent but not their bank accounts. Dang

10:17 Dang

10:17 Dang it. I'm obviously kidding. I didn't get

10:20 it. I'm obviously kidding. I didn't get

10:20 it. I'm obviously kidding. I didn't get any other talent. Just the just the

10:23 any other talent. Just the just the

10:23 any other talent. Just the just the handsomeness. You can tell. Anyway, so

10:26 handsomeness. You can tell. Anyway, so

10:26 handsomeness. You can tell. Anyway, so last night, how could I help myself but

10:28 last night, how could I help myself but

10:28 last night, how could I help myself but to stay in yet another bed that Johnny

10:32 to stay in yet another bed that Johnny

10:32 to stay in yet another bed that Johnny Depp slept in? You hear that, Johnny?

10:35 Depp slept in? You hear that, Johnny?

10:35 Depp slept in? You hear that, Johnny? I'm coming for every bed you ever slept

10:37 I'm coming for every bed you ever slept

10:37 I'm coming for every bed you ever slept in,

10:38 in,

10:38 in, buddy. Every single one. And look at

10:41 buddy. Every single one. And look at

10:41 buddy. Every single one. And look at this. This is something I did not get to

10:42 this. This is something I did not get to

10:42 this. This is something I did not get to do last time on the vlog. And I didn't

10:45 do last time on the vlog. And I didn't

10:45 do last time on the vlog. And I didn't even think about doing, but there's no

10:46 even think about doing, but there's no

10:46 even think about doing, but there's no way I'm not gonna do now. Hello, it's a

10:49 way I'm not gonna do now. Hello, it's a

10:49 way I'm not gonna do now. Hello, it's a bed. It's the summer

10:52 bed. It's the summer

10:52 bed. It's the summer time. Jumping on the bed of my shoes.

10:55 time. Jumping on the bed of my shoes.

10:55 time. Jumping on the bed of my shoes. They wash the linens anyways. Here, this

10:57 They wash the linens anyways. Here, this

10:57 They wash the linens anyways. Here, this isn't a flea bag

11:07 motel. See what I did to your bed,

11:07 motel. See what I did to your bed, Johnny? You see what I did to your bed,

11:09 Johnny? You see what I did to your bed,

11:09 Johnny? You see what I did to your bed, Jack Sparrow? How do you like that? You

11:11 Jack Sparrow? How do you like that? You

11:12 Jack Sparrow? How do you like that? You want me to do it to your other beds?

11:13 want me to do it to your other beds?

11:13 want me to do it to your other beds? I'll do it. I'll come and play and run

11:15 I'll do it. I'll come and play and run

11:16 I'll do it. I'll come and play and run around in them and do stuff. And then

11:17 around in them and do stuff. And then

11:17 around in them and do stuff. And then you're going to come home to your bed,

11:19 you're going to come home to your bed,

11:19 you're going to come home to your bed, Johnny Depp. And you're going to be

11:21 Johnny Depp. And you're going to be

11:21 Johnny Depp. And you're going to be like, "Oh no, I'm Crybaby again cuz

11:25 like, "Oh no, I'm Crybaby again cuz

11:25 like, "Oh no, I'm Crybaby again cuz somebody messed up messed up the bed.

11:29 somebody messed up messed up the bed.

11:29 somebody messed up messed up the bed. Wow, that takes a lot more energy than I

11:31 Wow, that takes a lot more energy than I

11:32 Wow, that takes a lot more energy than I remember from when I was a kid. I was

11:33 remember from when I was a kid. I was

11:33 remember from when I was a kid. I was really scared of hitting my hitting my

11:36 really scared of hitting my hitting my

11:36 really scared of hitting my hitting my head up there." But look at this. They

11:38 head up there." But look at this. They

11:38 head up there." But look at this. They even have art in here.

11:47 I don't know much about art,

11:47 I don't know much about art, but you know what they what they should

11:50 but you know what they what they should

11:50 but you know what they what they should have done? What would be really good is

11:52 have done? What would be really good is

11:52 have done? What would be really good is some

11:52 some

11:52 some X-wings. Some X- wings just coming.

11:55 X-wings. Some X- wings just coming.

11:55 X-wings. Some X- wings just coming. Whoa, that's real. Ooh, some X-wings

11:59 Whoa, that's real. Ooh, some X-wings

11:59 Whoa, that's real. Ooh, some X-wings coming across the water. Maybe maybe

12:01 coming across the water. Maybe maybe

12:01 coming across the water. Maybe maybe like the bones of Jar Jar Binks. The

12:03 like the bones of Jar Jar Binks. The

12:03 like the bones of Jar Jar Binks. The lonely bones of Jar Jar. Could somebody

12:05 lonely bones of Jar Jar. Could somebody

12:05 lonely bones of Jar Jar. Could somebody somebody could probably Photoshop that?

12:07 somebody could probably Photoshop that?

12:07 somebody could probably Photoshop that? The lonely bones of Jar Jar. Some X-

12:09 The lonely bones of Jar Jar. Some X-

12:09 The lonely bones of Jar Jar. Some X- wings. Wow. Why are we focusing on the

12:11 wings. Wow. Why are we focusing on the

12:11 wings. Wow. Why are we focusing on the art? Anyway, so I'm in here editing this

12:15 art? Anyway, so I'm in here editing this

12:15 art? Anyway, so I'm in here editing this crazy video last night, and I spent all

12:18 crazy video last night, and I spent all

12:18 crazy video last night, and I spent all that time. Here's the hallway of the

12:20 that time. Here's the hallway of the

12:20 that time. Here's the hallway of the room, by the way. And here's the crazy

12:23 room, by the way. And here's the crazy

12:23 room, by the way. And here's the crazy restroom. I spent all that time out in

12:25 restroom. I spent all that time out in

12:25 restroom. I spent all that time out in the desert. And the few places we did

12:27 the desert. And the few places we did

12:27 the desert. And the few places we did stay, which one of them will be in the

12:30 stay, which one of them will be in the

12:30 stay, which one of them will be in the random land that I'm still editing right

12:31 random land that I'm still editing right

12:31 random land that I'm still editing right now, uh were very like flea bitten, tiny

12:35 now, uh were very like flea bitten, tiny

12:35 now, uh were very like flea bitten, tiny places. The beds were falling apart.

12:37 places. The beds were falling apart.

12:37 places. The beds were falling apart. Still a phone in the John here.

12:40 Still a phone in the John here.

12:40 Still a phone in the John here. Hello, John. Where are you,

12:45 Hello, John. Where are you,

12:45 Hello, John. Where are you, John? Oh, you're in the room with me.

12:48 John? Oh, you're in the room with me.

12:48 John? Oh, you're in the room with me. That's weird. I feel awkward cuz I just

12:52 That's weird. I feel awkward cuz I just

12:52 That's weird. I feel awkward cuz I just realized we're having a conversation in

12:54 realized we're having a conversation in

12:54 realized we're having a conversation in the

13:05 bathroom. Anyway, one of them the bed

13:05 bathroom. Anyway, one of them the bed was falling apart. Another one was just

13:07 was falling apart. Another one was just

13:07 was falling apart. Another one was just all made of cinder blocks on the walls.

13:09 all made of cinder blocks on the walls.

13:09 all made of cinder blocks on the walls. like kind of weird and scary and there

13:10 like kind of weird and scary and there

13:10 like kind of weird and scary and there were like scary people outside who were

13:13 were like scary people outside who were

13:13 were like scary people outside who were nice but they were scary looking at

13:14 nice but they were scary looking at

13:14 nice but they were scary looking at first in the middle of nowhere and I've

13:16 first in the middle of nowhere and I've

13:16 first in the middle of nowhere and I've slept on a lot of floors let me tell you

13:18 slept on a lot of floors let me tell you

13:18 slept on a lot of floors let me tell you and in my car a lot of times when I

13:20 and in my car a lot of times when I

13:20 and in my car a lot of times when I travel I just sleep in the car I just

13:21 travel I just sleep in the car I just

13:21 travel I just sleep in the car I just pull over somewhere like a rest area or

13:23 pull over somewhere like a rest area or

13:23 pull over somewhere like a rest area or something like that sleep in the car

13:25 something like that sleep in the car

13:25 something like that sleep in the car I've slept on tons of floors I've slept

13:27 I've slept on tons of floors I've slept

13:27 I've slept on tons of floors I've slept all kinds of places all over the country

13:30 all kinds of places all over the country

13:30 all kinds of places all over the country when I tour with a band and lately I've

13:32 when I tour with a band and lately I've

13:32 when I tour with a band and lately I've been having to travel so much to do all

13:34 been having to travel so much to do all

13:34 been having to travel so much to do all this crazy stuff I'm starting to feel

13:36 this crazy stuff I'm starting to feel

13:36 this crazy stuff I'm starting to feel more at home in hotel rooms

13:38 more at home in hotel rooms

13:38 more at home in hotel rooms than I am at my own home. And I don't

13:41 than I am at my own home. And I don't

13:41 than I am at my own home. And I don't even mean fancy ones like this. I feel

13:43 even mean fancy ones like this. I feel

13:43 even mean fancy ones like this. I feel like probably less comfortable in the

13:44 like probably less comfortable in the

13:44 like probably less comfortable in the fancy ones, but like even at the like

13:46 fancy ones, but like even at the like

13:46 fancy ones, but like even at the like crazy ones with the broken springs and

13:49 crazy ones with the broken springs and

13:49 crazy ones with the broken springs and all this stuff, I feel like ah, okay,

13:52 all this stuff, I feel like ah, okay,

13:52 all this stuff, I feel like ah, okay, here I am. But I used to I used to feel

13:55 here I am. But I used to I used to feel

13:55 here I am. But I used to I used to feel completely uncomfortable in hotels. Like

13:57 completely uncomfortable in hotels. Like

13:58 completely uncomfortable in hotels. Like I didn't know what I'm looking at. You

14:00 I didn't know what I'm looking at. You

14:00 I didn't know what I'm looking at. You know, like when you go Okay, hold on.

14:01 know, like when you go Okay, hold on.

14:01 know, like when you go Okay, hold on. How do I explain this? When you go to

14:02 How do I explain this? When you go to

14:02 How do I explain this? When you go to sleep in a hotel and it's all quiet.

14:05 sleep in a hotel and it's all quiet.

14:05 sleep in a hotel and it's all quiet. Man, it's really bright in here. It's

14:06 Man, it's really bright in here. It's

14:06 Man, it's really bright in here. It's all quiet and weird and you're not used

14:08 all quiet and weird and you're not used

14:08 all quiet and weird and you're not used to the sounds and you're not used to the

14:09 to the sounds and you're not used to the

14:09 to the sounds and you're not used to the room. It's not familiar to you. So, it's

14:11 room. It's not familiar to you. So, it's

14:11 room. It's not familiar to you. So, it's like kind of difficult to sleep or at

14:12 like kind of difficult to sleep or at

14:12 like kind of difficult to sleep or at least it was for me. It was always kind

14:13 least it was for me. It was always kind

14:13 least it was for me. It was always kind of difficult to sleep in hotel rooms.

14:15 of difficult to sleep in hotel rooms.

14:15 of difficult to sleep in hotel rooms. I'd go with my band and we would check

14:17 I'd go with my band and we would check

14:17 I'd go with my band and we would check into a hotel and everyone would turn on

14:18 into a hotel and everyone would turn on

14:18 into a hotel and everyone would turn on the TV and sit there and chill and then

14:20 the TV and sit there and chill and then

14:20 the TV and sit there and chill and then they would turn out the light and I was

14:21 they would turn out the light and I was

14:22 they would turn out the light and I was so tired. Like, guys, please turn off

14:23 so tired. Like, guys, please turn off

14:23 so tired. Like, guys, please turn off the TV. All I want to do is go to sleep.

14:25 the TV. All I want to do is go to sleep.

14:25 the TV. All I want to do is go to sleep. We paid like $60 for this hotel room.

14:28 We paid like $60 for this hotel room.

14:28 We paid like $60 for this hotel room. It's so much money. Please just turn off

14:30 It's so much money. Please just turn off

14:30 It's so much money. Please just turn off the TV so I can go to sleep. They all

14:32 the TV so I can go to sleep. They all

14:32 the TV so I can go to sleep. They all turn off the sleeve. The sleeve. the

14:34 turn off the sleeve. The sleeve. the

14:34 turn off the sleeve. The sleeve. the sleep V the T they turn off the the box

14:38 sleep V the T they turn off the the box

14:38 sleep V the T they turn off the the box with the shininess and then they'd all

14:40 with the shininess and then they'd all

14:40 with the shininess and then they'd all pass out and start snoring and I would

14:42 pass out and start snoring and I would

14:42 pass out and start snoring and I would be like

14:44 be like

14:44 be like bing every little weird sound, the sound

14:47 bing every little weird sound, the sound

14:47 bing every little weird sound, the sound of people walking around the hotel, the

14:49 of people walking around the hotel, the

14:50 of people walking around the hotel, the sound of them snoring, the thought of

14:51 sound of them snoring, the thought of

14:52 sound of them snoring, the thought of what was on TV. I could just never sleep

14:53 what was on TV. I could just never sleep

14:53 what was on TV. I could just never sleep in. I could never do it. I've slept

14:55 in. I could never do it. I've slept

14:55 in. I could never do it. I've slept better in my van. I slept better in

14:56 better in my van. I slept better in

14:56 better in my van. I slept better in people's houses on the floor. Now it's

14:59 people's houses on the floor. Now it's

14:59 people's houses on the floor. Now it's the total opposite. Give me a weird

15:00 the total opposite. Give me a weird

15:00 the total opposite. Give me a weird hotel room. I'm like, ah, put me at home

15:02 hotel room. I'm like, ah, put me at home

15:02 hotel room. I'm like, ah, put me at home where I know I can do all kinds of stuff

15:04 where I know I can do all kinds of stuff

15:04 where I know I can do all kinds of stuff and like do the laundry and get up and

15:06 and like do the laundry and get up and

15:06 and like do the laundry and get up and have a snack and I'm like awake all

15:07 have a snack and I'm like awake all

15:07 have a snack and I'm like awake all night like an idiot. I can't ever sleep.

15:10 night like an idiot. I can't ever sleep.

15:10 night like an idiot. I can't ever sleep. This is a whole other level though where

15:13 This is a whole other level though where

15:13 This is a whole other level though where I felt really weird because this feels

15:14 I felt really weird because this feels

15:14 I felt really weird because this feels like somebody's house. This felt like

15:16 like somebody's house. This felt like

15:16 like somebody's house. This felt like sleeping in somebody's house and they

15:17 sleeping in somebody's house and they

15:17 sleeping in somebody's house and they weren't there. Like, oh, this is weird.

15:20 weren't there. Like, oh, this is weird.

15:20 weren't there. Like, oh, this is weird. I feel like I'm going to open one of

15:21 I feel like I'm going to open one of

15:21 I feel like I'm going to open one of these drawers and find Johnny Depp's

15:25 these drawers and find Johnny Depp's

15:25 these drawers and find Johnny Depp's thong.

15:28 thong.

15:28 thong. I mean, not that I particularly want to

15:29 I mean, not that I particularly want to

15:29 I mean, not that I particularly want to see it or anything. Just saying if it

15:31 see it or anything. Just saying if it

15:31 see it or anything. Just saying if it were in

15:31 were in

15:31 were in there, we should vlog it anyways. Maybe

15:34 there, we should vlog it anyways. Maybe

15:34 there, we should vlog it anyways. Maybe it's in here. I don't know. No, we

15:37 it's in here. I don't know. No, we

15:37 it's in here. I don't know. No, we didn't find Johnny Deong this time. Look

15:38 didn't find Johnny Deong this time. Look

15:38 didn't find Johnny Deong this time. Look at this. There's a whole other balcony

15:40 at this. There's a whole other balcony

15:40 at this. There's a whole other balcony over here with some chairs. Looking out

15:43 over here with some chairs. Looking out

15:43 over here with some chairs. Looking out much more onto Cars Land

15:45 much more onto Cars Land

15:45 much more onto Cars Land there. What a view. The wind started

15:48 there. What a view. The wind started

15:48 there. What a view. The wind started blowing all crazy last night. These

15:50 blowing all crazy last night. These

15:50 blowing all crazy last night. These trees are right up next to the window,

15:51 trees are right up next to the window,

15:51 trees are right up next to the window, so they were moving all crazy. So, it

15:53 so they were moving all crazy. So, it

15:53 so they were moving all crazy. So, it looked like there were thugs out here

15:55 looked like there were thugs out here

15:55 looked like there were thugs out here doing thug life stuff. It was kind of

15:57 doing thug life stuff. It was kind of

15:57 doing thug life stuff. It was kind of weird. It was kind of weird. I'm not

15:58 weird. It was kind of weird. I'm not

15:58 weird. It was kind of weird. I'm not going to lie. But here's the thing. I

16:00 going to lie. But here's the thing. I

16:00 going to lie. But here's the thing. I thought, "Oh man, I'm never going to be

16:01 thought, "Oh man, I'm never going to be

16:01 thought, "Oh man, I'm never going to be able to sleep in here." And I think it

16:03 able to sleep in here." And I think it

16:03 able to sleep in here." And I think it was like 4:00 or 5:00 in the morning by

16:04 was like 4:00 or 5:00 in the morning by

16:04 was like 4:00 or 5:00 in the morning by the time I even did cuz the people who

16:06 the time I even did cuz the people who

16:06 the time I even did cuz the people who were actually staying here, the people

16:08 were actually staying here, the people

16:08 were actually staying here, the people who actually belonged here were staying

16:09 who actually belonged here were staying

16:09 who actually belonged here were staying chilling until like probably 1:00 in the

16:11 chilling until like probably 1:00 in the

16:11 chilling until like probably 1:00 in the morning or so. And then they left. Then

16:12 morning or so. And then they left. Then

16:12 morning or so. And then they left. Then George popped in for a while. And then

16:14 George popped in for a while. And then

16:14 George popped in for a while. And then by the time he left, I was like looking

16:15 by the time he left, I was like looking

16:15 by the time he left, I was like looking at some stuff to edit. And I was edit I

16:17 at some stuff to edit. And I was edit I

16:18 at some stuff to edit. And I was edit I was working in here. I was editing

16:19 was working in here. I was editing

16:19 was working in here. I was editing randomly in here. Funny the video that

16:20 randomly in here. Funny the video that

16:20 randomly in here. Funny the video that starts in the middle of the desert that

16:22 starts in the middle of the desert that

16:22 starts in the middle of the desert that I mostly editing in like weird little

16:25 I mostly editing in like weird little

16:25 I mostly editing in like weird little hotel rooms where I honestly had to

16:26 hotel rooms where I honestly had to

16:26 hotel rooms where I honestly had to check for bed bugs just to make sure I

16:28 check for bed bugs just to make sure I

16:28 check for bed bugs just to make sure I didn't carry anything home with me and

16:30 didn't carry anything home with me and

16:30 didn't carry anything home with me and all that starts to get edited a little

16:32 all that starts to get edited a little

16:32 all that starts to get edited a little bit in here. It's the weirdest thing

16:34 bit in here. It's the weirdest thing

16:34 bit in here. It's the weirdest thing ever. And luckily I still had all my

16:35 ever. And luckily I still had all my

16:35 ever. And luckily I still had all my crap in my car from that trip to Nevada.

16:37 crap in my car from that trip to Nevada.

16:37 crap in my car from that trip to Nevada. So even though you can see it's covered

16:39 So even though you can see it's covered

16:39 So even though you can see it's covered with dust here, but I had my guitar in

16:41 with dust here, but I had my guitar in

16:41 with dust here, but I had my guitar in there. George brought me another guitar.

16:42 there. George brought me another guitar.

16:42 there. George brought me another guitar. Let me borrow a Strat. I never owned a

16:44 Let me borrow a Strat. I never owned a

16:44 Let me borrow a Strat. I never owned a Strat. Side note for guitar people. I

16:46 Strat. Side note for guitar people. I

16:46 Strat. Side note for guitar people. I never owned a Stratacaster. I really

16:49 never owned a Stratacaster. I really

16:49 never owned a Stratacaster. I really really want one. So George is letting me

16:50 really want one. So George is letting me

16:50 really want one. So George is letting me borrow his just to see if like do I

16:52 borrow his just to see if like do I

16:52 borrow his just to see if like do I really want one someday or is this just

16:54 really want one someday or is this just

16:54 really want one someday or is this just like what? So anyway, George let me

16:55 like what? So anyway, George let me

16:55 like what? So anyway, George let me borrow that. So I still have my bag and

16:57 borrow that. So I still have my bag and

16:57 borrow that. So I still have my bag and everything. So I still have my

16:58 everything. So I still have my

16:58 everything. So I still have my toothbrush and all that stuff in the

16:59 toothbrush and all that stuff in the

16:59 toothbrush and all that stuff in the car. My backup toothbrush, my travel

17:01 car. My backup toothbrush, my travel

17:01 car. My backup toothbrush, my travel toothbrush and all that. So I was all

17:03 toothbrush and all that. So I was all

17:03 toothbrush and all that. So I was all fixed up. So I was like why not? So I

17:05 fixed up. So I was like why not? So I

17:05 fixed up. So I was like why not? So I went down and got it and I slept in

17:07 went down and got it and I slept in

17:07 went down and got it and I slept in Johnny Depp's bed. And let me tell you,

17:10 Johnny Depp's bed. And let me tell you,

17:10 Johnny Depp's bed. And let me tell you, I was like well it's 5:00 in the

17:11 I was like well it's 5:00 in the

17:11 I was like well it's 5:00 in the morning. I'm going to get up kind of

17:12 morning. I'm going to get up kind of

17:12 morning. I'm going to get up kind of early and blah blah blah. I don't know

17:13 early and blah blah blah. I don't know

17:13 early and blah blah blah. I don't know if I'm going to sleep. It's all weird.

17:15 if I'm going to sleep. It's all weird.

17:15 if I'm going to sleep. It's all weird. The wind started blowing. So, the trees

17:16 The wind started blowing. So, the trees

17:16 The wind started blowing. So, the trees out here were going all crazy and

17:18 out here were going all crazy and

17:18 out here were going all crazy and casting weird shadows. And I had never

17:20 casting weird shadows. And I had never

17:20 casting weird shadows. And I had never been here before. And there's this

17:21 been here before. And there's this

17:21 been here before. And there's this hallway and this door here. That door.

17:24 hallway and this door here. That door.

17:24 hallway and this door here. That door. Let's show you that door. And by the

17:26 Let's show you that door. And by the

17:26 Let's show you that door. And by the way, look at how cool this is. You can

17:27 way, look at how cool this is. You can

17:27 way, look at how cool this is. You can just close off. Honey, you taking a

17:29 just close off. Honey, you taking a

17:29 just close off. Honey, you taking a bath? You taking a bath, honey? You're

17:31 bath? You taking a bath, honey? You're

17:31 bath? You taking a bath, honey? You're looking kind of nice, but I don't want

17:33 looking kind of nice, but I don't want

17:33 looking kind of nice, but I don't want to look at you anyways cuz I'm sick of

17:35 to look at you anyways cuz I'm sick of

17:35 to look at you anyways cuz I'm sick of your face. And then you close this and

17:36 your face. And then you close this and

17:36 your face. And then you close this and you're

17:41 like, I'm sorry, honey. I want to look

17:41 like, I'm sorry, honey. I want to look at you. You're beautiful. You're

17:43 at you. You're beautiful. You're

17:44 at you. You're beautiful. You're beautiful,

17:44 beautiful,

17:44 beautiful, honey. You don't want to see me no more.

17:47 honey. You don't want to see me no more.

17:47 honey. You don't want to see me no more. I understand. Anyway, look at this. It's

17:49 I understand. Anyway, look at this. It's

17:49 I understand. Anyway, look at this. It's crazy. Anyway, this hallway here

17:52 crazy. Anyway, this hallway here

17:52 crazy. Anyway, this hallway here leads to its own private separate house.

17:56 leads to its own private separate house.

17:56 leads to its own private separate house. It's dark. To its own private

17:59 It's dark. To its own private

17:59 It's dark. To its own private separate little foyer entryway thing to

18:03 separate little foyer entryway thing to

18:03 separate little foyer entryway thing to the direct to the sweet master, what's

18:05 the direct to the sweet master, what's

18:05 the direct to the sweet master, what's in

18:07 in

18:07 in here? We're never going to find Jack

18:10 here? We're never going to find Jack

18:10 here? We're never going to find Jack Sparrow's son. Anyway, it leads to its

18:12 Sparrow's son. Anyway, it leads to its

18:12 Sparrow's son. Anyway, it leads to its own private See, I'm not dumb. I locked

18:15 own private See, I'm not dumb. I locked

18:15 own private See, I'm not dumb. I locked the doors and there were a lot of doors

18:18 the doors and there were a lot of doors

18:18 the doors and there were a lot of doors to lock. At least it own private way in

18:21 to lock. At least it own private way in

18:21 to lock. At least it own private way in to the royal suite. That's the front

18:23 to the royal suite. That's the front

18:23 to the royal suite. That's the front door there. So, you have a room over

18:25 door there. So, you have a room over

18:25 door there. So, you have a room over here where a bunch of people can be. And

18:27 here where a bunch of people can be. And

18:27 here where a bunch of people can be. And then you have this in here, this main

18:29 then you have this in here, this main

18:29 then you have this in here, this main room. Then you have a side entrance to

18:31 room. Then you have a side entrance to

18:31 room. Then you have a side entrance to your own private room this way. And that

18:34 your own private room this way. And that

18:34 your own private room this way. And that couch in the living room folds out to a

18:36 couch in the living room folds out to a

18:36 couch in the living room folds out to a bed. So, you can fit quite a lot of

18:38 bed. So, you can fit quite a lot of

18:38 bed. So, you can fit quite a lot of people sleeping here. These people here

18:41 people sleeping here. These people here

18:41 people sleeping here. These people here didn't have any reason to sleep in this

18:42 didn't have any reason to sleep in this

18:42 didn't have any reason to sleep in this suite or the other adjoining room this

18:44 suite or the other adjoining room this

18:44 suite or the other adjoining room this night. So, we got the sweet hookup.

18:47 night. So, we got the sweet hookup.

18:47 night. So, we got the sweet hookup. Anyway, so I'm laying here and I always

18:50 Anyway, so I'm laying here and I always

18:50 Anyway, so I'm laying here and I always get paranoid about directions, right?

18:52 get paranoid about directions, right?

18:52 get paranoid about directions, right? So, I'm laying here thinking there's the

18:54 So, I'm laying here thinking there's the

18:54 So, I'm laying here thinking there's the creepy trees. Those trees right there.

18:55 creepy trees. Those trees right there.

18:55 creepy trees. Those trees right there. They were dancing around. They were

18:56 They were dancing around. They were

18:56 They were dancing around. They were making all these weird shadows and

18:58 making all these weird shadows and

18:58 making all these weird shadows and stuff. And then I'm

19:00 stuff. And then I'm

19:00 stuff. And then I'm thinking, this is how it works in my

19:02 thinking, this is how it works in my

19:02 thinking, this is how it works in my head at night. See, this is what I'm

19:03 head at night. See, this is what I'm

19:03 head at night. See, this is what I'm talking about. This is where the

19:04 talking about. This is where the

19:04 talking about. This is where the insomnia comes in. I'm thinking there's

19:06 insomnia comes in. I'm thinking there's

19:06 insomnia comes in. I'm thinking there's all these people that could get up on

19:07 all these people that could get up on

19:07 all these people that could get up on the balcony and come this way. They

19:09 the balcony and come this way. They

19:09 the balcony and come this way. They could come from the front door. They

19:10 could come from the front door. They

19:10 could come from the front door. They could sneak in the other suite. I could

19:11 could sneak in the other suite. I could

19:12 could sneak in the other suite. I could get murdered that direction. And then I

19:14 get murdered that direction. And then I

19:14 get murdered that direction. And then I started thinking about this way and how

19:16 started thinking about this way and how

19:16 started thinking about this way and how if somebody got past the first door, you

19:18 if somebody got past the first door, you

19:18 if somebody got past the first door, you can actually see through that glass kind

19:20 can actually see through that glass kind

19:20 can actually see through that glass kind of. And I started thinking someone could

19:22 of. And I started thinking someone could

19:22 of. And I started thinking someone could be looking at me. And the thought

19:24 be looking at me. And the thought

19:24 be looking at me. And the thought crossed my mind as I lay here and oh my

19:27 crossed my mind as I lay here and oh my

19:27 crossed my mind as I lay here and oh my gosh, I am never going to get to sleep.

19:30 gosh, I am never going to get to sleep.

19:30 gosh, I am never going to get to sleep. This is pointless. Maybe I should just

19:31 This is pointless. Maybe I should just

19:31 This is pointless. Maybe I should just get my stuff and drive down the road to

19:32 get my stuff and drive down the road to

19:32 get my stuff and drive down the road to my house. And

19:34 my house. And

19:34 my house. And then something magical happened. It

19:37 then something magical happened. It

19:37 then something magical happened. It turns out that this bed here is made of

19:41 turns out that this bed here is made of

19:41 turns out that this bed here is made of marshmallows and imagination and the

19:43 marshmallows and imagination and the

19:44 marshmallows and imagination and the pillows are filled with love and I

19:46 pillows are filled with love and I

19:46 pillows are filled with love and I immediately fell asleep. This is the

19:48 immediately fell asleep. This is the

19:48 immediately fell asleep. This is the most comfortable freaking

19:50 most comfortable freaking

19:50 most comfortable freaking bed of ever. If anybody knows, I'm just

19:54 bed of ever. If anybody knows, I'm just

19:54 bed of ever. If anybody knows, I'm just putting this out. This is a total side.

19:55 putting this out. This is a total side.

19:55 putting this out. This is a total side. Normally I'm telling you cuz I learned a

19:57 Normally I'm telling you cuz I learned a

19:57 Normally I'm telling you cuz I learned a fact. I have no idea. If any of you know

19:59 fact. I have no idea. If any of you know

19:59 fact. I have no idea. If any of you know what the heck this freaking bed is made

20:01 what the heck this freaking bed is made

20:01 what the heck this freaking bed is made of, like a

20:03 of, like a

20:03 of, like a manufacturer or a something or a thing

20:07 manufacturer or a something or a thing

20:07 manufacturer or a something or a thing or like how we can find out who makes

20:09 or like how we can find out who makes

20:09 or like how we can find out who makes this bed. I'm not sure that I want to

20:10 this bed. I'm not sure that I want to

20:10 this bed. I'm not sure that I want to see the mattress. Actually, what if I

20:12 see the mattress. Actually, what if I

20:12 see the mattress. Actually, what if I lift this up and it's covered with like

20:14 lift this up and it's covered with like

20:14 lift this up and it's covered with like just dead bodies, parts, and we don't

20:16 just dead bodies, parts, and we don't

20:16 just dead bodies, parts, and we don't want to think about that. Uh I want to

20:19 want to think about that. Uh I want to

20:19 want to think about that. Uh I want to know because I'm going to save all my

20:21 know because I'm going to save all my

20:21 know because I'm going to save all my pennies until someday I too can afford a

20:24 pennies until someday I too can afford a

20:24 pennies until someday I too can afford a cloud. I slept like a baby. like a

20:27 cloud. I slept like a baby. like a

20:27 cloud. I slept like a baby. like a little baby scarred. It was the most

20:29 little baby scarred. It was the most

20:29 little baby scarred. It was the most comfortable sleep I ever I ever had. And

20:33 comfortable sleep I ever I ever had. And

20:33 comfortable sleep I ever I ever had. And now I have to adjust to normal life. And

20:36 now I have to adjust to normal life. And

20:36 now I have to adjust to normal life. And I live in a room. I live in a little

20:39 I live in a room. I live in a little

20:39 I live in a room. I live in a little room by by myself. And there's no Johnny

20:43 room by by myself. And there's no Johnny

20:43 room by by myself. And there's no Johnny Depp. Never slept in my room. And And

20:46 Depp. Never slept in my room. And And

20:46 Depp. Never slept in my room. And And there's a dog. And sometimes the dog

20:48 there's a dog. And sometimes the dog

20:48 there's a dog. And sometimes the dog snores and I'm like, "Come on, dog. Shut

20:51 snores and I'm like, "Come on, dog. Shut

20:51 snores and I'm like, "Come on, dog. Shut up." And it's not even my dog. And it's

20:52 up." And it's not even my dog. And it's

20:52 up." And it's not even my dog. And it's sleeping there and I'll never judge.

20:53 sleeping there and I'll never judge.

20:53 sleeping there and I'll never judge. This is so cool though. I can't even

20:55 This is so cool though. I can't even

20:55 This is so cool though. I can't even pretend to be bombed. This was super

20:57 pretend to be bombed. This was super

20:57 pretend to be bombed. This was super super awesome. So, I'm throwing this out

20:58 super awesome. So, I'm throwing this out

20:58 super awesome. So, I'm throwing this out there in the video just in case it gets

21:00 there in the video just in case it gets

21:00 there in the video just in case it gets watched by the person andor people who

21:03 watched by the person andor people who

21:03 watched by the person andor people who hooked this up. Thank you very much. I

21:05 hooked this up. Thank you very much. I

21:05 hooked this up. Thank you very much. I don't know if you were expecting me to

21:06 don't know if you were expecting me to

21:06 don't know if you were expecting me to sleep in the room, but I did. Don't

21:08 sleep in the room, but I did. Don't

21:08 sleep in the room, but I did. Don't worry, I did not break anything

21:11 worry, I did not break anything

21:11 worry, I did not break anything um that you know of. It'll be totally

21:16 um that you know of. It'll be totally

21:16 um that you know of. It'll be totally fine.

21:17 fine.

21:17 fine. I think though that George and I did

21:19 I think though that George and I did

21:19 I think though that George and I did charge the

21:20 charge the

21:20 charge the hamburgers to the

21:23 hamburgers to the

21:23 hamburgers to the room.

21:24 room.

21:25 room. So, we'll talk we'll talk about that

21:27 So, we'll talk we'll talk about that

21:27 So, we'll talk we'll talk about that later. Anyway, there you go. I had to

21:30 later. Anyway, there you go. I had to

21:30 later. Anyway, there you go. I had to share. I was thinking about going down

21:31 share. I was thinking about going down

21:31 share. I was thinking about going down to the park, doing a vlog down at the

21:33 to the park, doing a vlog down at the

21:34 to the park, doing a vlog down at the park. I had a fever uh last couple days.

21:37 park. I had a fever uh last couple days.

21:37 park. I had a fever uh last couple days. I was really really sick. I went to N

21:39 I was really really sick. I went to N

21:39 I was really really sick. I went to N and I was like really dying. As soon as

21:41 and I was like really dying. As soon as

21:41 and I was like really dying. As soon as I turned off the vlog at N, I really was

21:44 I turned off the vlog at N, I really was

21:44 I turned off the vlog at N, I really was feeling faint. I I left started leaving

21:46 feeling faint. I I left started leaving

21:46 feeling faint. I I left started leaving the building the other day to follow up

21:48 the building the other day to follow up

21:48 the building the other day to follow up from the other day. I'm going down the

21:50 from the other day. I'm going down the

21:50 from the other day. I'm going down the street. I got super lightheaded and I

21:52 street. I got super lightheaded and I

21:52 street. I got super lightheaded and I just fell. And it turns out that falling

21:54 just fell. And it turns out that falling

21:54 just fell. And it turns out that falling when you're 6 feet tall and a little

21:56 when you're 6 feet tall and a little

21:56 when you're 6 feet tall and a little older than you used to be is extremely

21:59 older than you used to be is extremely

21:59 older than you used to be is extremely painful. So I totally wrenched my knee.

22:01 painful. So I totally wrenched my knee.

22:01 painful. So I totally wrenched my knee. I didn't sprain it, thank goodness. But

22:03 I didn't sprain it, thank goodness. But

22:03 I didn't sprain it, thank goodness. But I totally wrenched it in this really

22:04 I totally wrenched it in this really

22:04 I totally wrenched it in this really weird way. I started immediately filling

22:06 weird way. I started immediately filling

22:06 weird way. I started immediately filling up with fluid. It still actually really

22:08 up with fluid. It still actually really

22:08 up with fluid. It still actually really really hurts. Not that you can tell from

22:10 really hurts. Not that you can tell from

22:10 really hurts. Not that you can tell from me jumping on the bed and stuff like

22:11 me jumping on the bed and stuff like

22:11 me jumping on the bed and stuff like that, but you got to play through the

22:12 that, but you got to play through the

22:12 that, but you got to play through the pain. Come on. Street hockey style,

22:13 pain. Come on. Street hockey style,

22:13 pain. Come on. Street hockey style, right? because we all played that. I

22:16 right? because we all played that. I

22:16 right? because we all played that. I actually literally did. Rollerblading

22:18 actually literally did. Rollerblading

22:18 actually literally did. Rollerblading was cool back then. Okay, kids, you just

22:19 was cool back then. Okay, kids, you just

22:19 was cool back then. Okay, kids, you just got to trust me. Anyways, my knees

22:21 got to trust me. Anyways, my knees

22:21 got to trust me. Anyways, my knees swelled up to like cunies and see like

22:24 swelled up to like cunies and see like

22:24 swelled up to like cunies and see like how my pants are a little, you know,

22:25 how my pants are a little, you know,

22:25 how my pants are a little, you know, these are some tight like Hey, these are

22:27 these are some tight like Hey, these are

22:27 these are some tight like Hey, these are some skinny jeans, but I still don't

22:29 some skinny jeans, but I still don't

22:29 some skinny jeans, but I still don't fill them out all the way cuz I'm really

22:31 fill them out all the way cuz I'm really

22:31 fill them out all the way cuz I'm really skinny. This was like like stretched

22:35 skinny. This was like like stretched

22:35 skinny. This was like like stretched like oh my gosh, I should have got the

22:36 like oh my gosh, I should have got the

22:36 like oh my gosh, I should have got the stretch jeans. It was pretty crazy. And

22:38 stretch jeans. It was pretty crazy. And

22:38 stretch jeans. It was pretty crazy. And I had to like limp home like 10 feet and

22:41 I had to like limp home like 10 feet and

22:41 I had to like limp home like 10 feet and lay and sit down on the sidewalk between

22:42 lay and sit down on the sidewalk between

22:42 lay and sit down on the sidewalk between the convention center and the parking

22:44 the convention center and the parking

22:44 the convention center and the parking structure at uh Disneyland where I

22:46 structure at uh Disneyland where I

22:46 structure at uh Disneyland where I parked and it took a long time to go

22:49 parked and it took a long time to go

22:49 parked and it took a long time to go home and I was pretty miserable and

22:50 home and I was pretty miserable and

22:50 home and I was pretty miserable and grumpy and I was just so frustrated. I

22:53 grumpy and I was just so frustrated. I

22:53 grumpy and I was just so frustrated. I had to go and edit the whole next day

22:54 had to go and edit the whole next day

22:54 had to go and edit the whole next day and I had this fever and finally the

22:56 and I had this fever and finally the

22:56 and I had this fever and finally the fever broke. I was just super grumpy and

22:59 fever broke. I was just super grumpy and

22:59 fever broke. I was just super grumpy and just super negative and trying to keep a

23:01 just super negative and trying to keep a

23:01 just super negative and trying to keep a PMA, a positive mental attitude and just

23:03 PMA, a positive mental attitude and just

23:03 PMA, a positive mental attitude and just thinking, man, this is just freaking

23:06 thinking, man, this is just freaking

23:06 thinking, man, this is just freaking annoying. Like not sucky. Like I didn't

23:08 annoying. Like not sucky. Like I didn't

23:08 annoying. Like not sucky. Like I didn't want to say my life was sucky or

23:09 want to say my life was sucky or

23:09 want to say my life was sucky or anything like that. I know I knew better

23:10 anything like that. I know I knew better

23:10 anything like that. I know I knew better than that. My life is cool and awesome

23:13 than that. My life is cool and awesome

23:13 than that. My life is cool and awesome things happen and we get to have all

23:14 things happen and we get to have all

23:14 things happen and we get to have all kinds of adventures together and there's

23:16 kinds of adventures together and there's

23:16 kinds of adventures together and there's all kinds of cool stuff and I get it.

23:17 all kinds of cool stuff and I get it.

23:17 all kinds of cool stuff and I get it. Count your many blessings. Name them one

23:19 Count your many blessings. Name them one

23:19 Count your many blessings. Name them one by one. I get it. But but

23:24 by one. I get it. But but

23:24 by one. I get it. But but but I was a little cranky. We all get

23:26 but I was a little cranky. We all get

23:26 but I was a little cranky. We all get cranky. Okay. I have met literally some

23:30 cranky. Okay. I have met literally some

23:30 cranky. Okay. I have met literally some super wealthy rich people who get

23:31 super wealthy rich people who get

23:31 super wealthy rich people who get cranky. I've met some poor people who

23:33 cranky. I've met some poor people who

23:33 cranky. I've met some poor people who get cranky. I've met some hobos who get

23:35 get cranky. I've met some hobos who get

23:35 get cranky. I've met some hobos who get cranky. Some free spirits who get

23:36 cranky. Some free spirits who get

23:36 cranky. Some free spirits who get cranky. some priests who get cranky,

23:38 cranky. some priests who get cranky,

23:38 cranky. some priests who get cranky, believe me. Some monks who get cranky,

23:41 believe me. Some monks who get cranky,

23:41 believe me. Some monks who get cranky, some Richard Dawkins is always cranky.

23:43 some Richard Dawkins is always cranky.

23:43 some Richard Dawkins is always cranky. So, every kind of person can get a

23:45 So, every kind of person can get a

23:45 So, every kind of person can get a little cranky, a little frustrated, a

23:46 little cranky, a little frustrated, a

23:46 little cranky, a little frustrated, a little grumpy. I was like, I editing

23:47 little grumpy. I was like, I editing

23:47 little grumpy. I was like, I editing this video stuff. And then I just kept

23:50 this video stuff. And then I just kept

23:50 this video stuff. And then I just kept it positive, kept it together, and then

23:51 it positive, kept it together, and then

23:52 it positive, kept it together, and then you never know what can happen. George

23:54 you never know what can happen. George

23:54 you never know what can happen. George and I were out on that other balcony

23:57 and I were out on that other balcony

23:57 and I were out on that other balcony last night. He was taking a look a view

23:59 last night. He was taking a look a view

23:59 last night. He was taking a look a view out over the pool. And I was telling

24:01 out over the pool. And I was telling

24:01 out over the pool. And I was telling him, dude, a year, two years ago,

24:04 him, dude, a year, two years ago,

24:04 him, dude, a year, two years ago, whatever. I was like, "No, we were

24:07 whatever. I was like, "No, we were

24:07 whatever. I was like, "No, we were talking about four years ago. I think

24:08 talking about four years ago. I think

24:08 talking about four years ago. I think we're talking about like, oh, 2011 or

24:10 we're talking about like, oh, 2011 or

24:10 we're talking about like, oh, 2011 or whatever." I was talking about my old

24:11 whatever." I was talking about my old

24:11 whatever." I was talking about my old band. And I was saying, I was telling

24:12 band. And I was saying, I was telling

24:12 band. And I was saying, I was telling him the story of this tour that had

24:14 him the story of this tour that had

24:14 him the story of this tour that had completely failed. And I went out on

24:16 completely failed. And I went out on

24:16 completely failed. And I went out on this tour. Well, I'll tell a story in

24:17 this tour. Well, I'll tell a story in

24:17 this tour. Well, I'll tell a story in the future, like in a longer way. But

24:19 the future, like in a longer way. But

24:19 the future, like in a longer way. But here, let's give you another look around

24:21 here, let's give you another look around

24:21 here, let's give you another look around this room. I went on this tour. It

24:23 this room. I went on this tour. It

24:23 this room. I went on this tour. It didn't work out. It had totally like

24:25 didn't work out. It had totally like

24:25 didn't work out. It had totally like crushed our finances, the band, and we

24:28 crushed our finances, the band, and we

24:28 crushed our finances, the band, and we had had all these shows booked that had

24:29 had had all these shows booked that had

24:29 had had all these shows booked that had to be cancelled. It was not the band's

24:31 to be cancelled. It was not the band's

24:31 to be cancelled. It was not the band's fault, but there's no way for all the

24:33 fault, but there's no way for all the

24:33 fault, but there's no way for all the promoters and all the fans and all that

24:34 promoters and all the fans and all that

24:34 promoters and all the fans and all that stuff to know that. So, forever we were

24:36 stuff to know that. So, forever we were

24:36 stuff to know that. So, forever we were going to be labeled as that band that

24:38 going to be labeled as that band that

24:38 going to be labeled as that band that cancelled another tour and all this

24:39 cancelled another tour and all this

24:39 cancelled another tour and all this crazy stuff. And I knew I knew I knew I

24:42 crazy stuff. And I knew I knew I knew I

24:42 crazy stuff. And I knew I knew I knew I knew in my heart it was the end. It was

24:44 knew in my heart it was the end. It was

24:44 knew in my heart it was the end. It was the end of my band. Like, it was the

24:45 the end of my band. Like, it was the

24:46 the end of my band. Like, it was the beginning of the end and it was going

24:47 beginning of the end and it was going

24:47 beginning of the end and it was going down and there was really no recovering.

24:49 down and there was really no recovering.

24:49 down and there was really no recovering. We're out here telling the story last

24:50 We're out here telling the story last

24:50 We're out here telling the story last night. And I told him too that at that

24:53 night. And I told him too that at that

24:53 night. And I told him too that at that time, this is

24:55 time, this is

24:55 time, this is 2012, I uh called my then spouse on the

25:00 2012, I uh called my then spouse on the

25:00 2012, I uh called my then spouse on the phone from where we were, and I was

25:02 phone from where we were, and I was

25:02 phone from where we were, and I was like, "Hey, this this happened. It's all

25:04 like, "Hey, this this happened. It's all

25:04 like, "Hey, this this happened. It's all horrible and everything, but um we're

25:07 horrible and everything, but um we're

25:07 horrible and everything, but um we're coming home. So, at least we're coming

25:08 coming home. So, at least we're coming

25:08 coming home. So, at least we're coming home. Like, you'll be happy to see me.

25:10 home. Like, you'll be happy to see me.

25:10 home. Like, you'll be happy to see me. I'm coming home. Yay." You know, at

25:11 I'm coming home. Yay." You know, at

25:11 I'm coming home. Yay." You know, at least there's that. I thought that would

25:13 least there's that. I thought that would

25:13 least there's that. I thought that would be awesome. I'd get cheered up. I'm

25:15 be awesome. I'd get cheered up. I'm

25:15 be awesome. I'd get cheered up. I'm coming home. And uh the voice on the

25:18 coming home. And uh the voice on the

25:18 coming home. And uh the voice on the other end was like super like weird and

25:21 other end was like super like weird and

25:21 other end was like super like weird and bummed out that I was coming home like

25:23 bummed out that I was coming home like

25:23 bummed out that I was coming home like oh well we were like

25:26 oh well we were like

25:26 oh well we were like really not because of my circumstances

25:28 really not because of my circumstances

25:28 really not because of my circumstances but just cuz they didn't want me around.

25:30 but just cuz they didn't want me around.

25:30 but just cuz they didn't want me around. And I realized in my heart too I was

25:32 And I realized in my heart too I was

25:32 And I realized in my heart too I was like oh man this is coming apart too. So

25:36 like oh man this is coming apart too. So

25:36 like oh man this is coming apart too. So like before I ever knew it in my head or

25:38 like before I ever knew it in my head or

25:38 like before I ever knew it in my head or ever admitted it I just knew in that

25:39 ever admitted it I just knew in that

25:39 ever admitted it I just knew in that moment like this is coming apart too.

25:42 moment like this is coming apart too.

25:42 moment like this is coming apart too. So, I was telling him about this story

25:43 So, I was telling him about this story

25:43 So, I was telling him about this story where there was this moment, not even I

25:46 where there was this moment, not even I

25:46 where there was this moment, not even I guess not even four years ago yet. Why

25:48 guess not even four years ago yet. Why

25:48 guess not even four years ago yet. Why is this TV on? Who the heck's watching

25:50 is this TV on? Who the heck's watching

25:50 is this TV on? Who the heck's watching the news? There's this moment not even

25:52 the news? There's this moment not even

25:52 the news? There's this moment not even four years ago where I had my family, my

25:57 four years ago where I had my family, my

25:57 four years ago where I had my family, my band, my everything that my identity was

25:59 band, my everything that my identity was

25:59 band, my everything that my identity was tied up with. I had been in that band

26:00 tied up with. I had been in that band

26:00 tied up with. I had been in that band for 10 years just about uh it was nine

26:03 for 10 years just about uh it was nine

26:03 for 10 years just about uh it was nine years at that point. I had been in my

26:04 years at that point. I had been in my

26:04 years at that point. I had been in my marriage for nine years at that point or

26:06 marriage for nine years at that point or

26:06 marriage for nine years at that point or almost 10 years. And I was sitting there

26:08 almost 10 years. And I was sitting there

26:08 almost 10 years. And I was sitting there thinking about my whole life. Everything

26:11 thinking about my whole life. Everything

26:11 thinking about my whole life. Everything that I was or had built up to that point

26:13 that I was or had built up to that point

26:13 that I was or had built up to that point was just like coming. I just knew it. It

26:15 was just like coming. I just knew it. It

26:15 was just like coming. I just knew it. It was coming apart. It was the craziest

26:17 was coming apart. It was the craziest

26:17 was coming apart. It was the craziest thing. Everything in front of me, the

26:18 thing. Everything in front of me, the

26:18 thing. Everything in front of me, the entire future looked super dark. Like

26:20 entire future looked super dark. Like

26:20 entire future looked super dark. Like it's over. It's over. Everything good is

26:23 it's over. It's over. Everything good is

26:23 it's over. It's over. Everything good is over. I will never have anything good

26:24 over. I will never have anything good

26:24 over. I will never have anything good again. Flash forward. The band does come

26:26 again. Flash forward. The band does come

26:26 again. Flash forward. The band does come apart. I quit the band trying to save a

26:27 apart. I quit the band trying to save a

26:27 apart. I quit the band trying to save a marriage. I work all hard at doing that.

26:30 marriage. I work all hard at doing that.

26:30 marriage. I work all hard at doing that. Impostor Brew. Impostor Brew falls

26:32 Impostor Brew. Impostor Brew falls

26:32 Impostor Brew. Impostor Brew falls apart. Super super super negative. And I

26:35 apart. Super super super negative. And I

26:36 apart. Super super super negative. And I think like last year or so, I had no

26:39 think like last year or so, I had no

26:39 think like last year or so, I had no money to eat with for real. Like just

26:41 money to eat with for real. Like just

26:41 money to eat with for real. Like just nothing going on. I had to totally start

26:44 nothing going on. I had to totally start

26:44 nothing going on. I had to totally start completely over in my whole life. And

26:47 completely over in my whole life. And

26:47 completely over in my whole life. And luckily I had the videos and things keep

26:48 luckily I had the videos and things keep

26:48 luckily I had the videos and things keep my sanity and keep me together and keep

26:50 my sanity and keep me together and keep

26:50 my sanity and keep me together and keep me some give me something to do while I

26:53 me some give me something to do while I

26:53 me some give me something to do while I figured everything out. And then that

26:55 figured everything out. And then that

26:55 figured everything out. And then that became a whole thing of its own. And I

26:57 became a whole thing of its own. And I

26:57 became a whole thing of its own. And I never would have thought in a million

26:58 never would have thought in a million

26:58 never would have thought in a million years. I mean, granted, I'm only just

26:59 years. I mean, granted, I'm only just

27:00 years. I mean, granted, I'm only just staying here as like the guest of a

27:01 staying here as like the guest of a

27:01 staying here as like the guest of a guest. I don't even I can't even afford

27:03 guest. I don't even I can't even afford

27:03 guest. I don't even I can't even afford this room, much less the other room. But

27:06 this room, much less the other room. But

27:06 this room, much less the other room. But I'm just saying you never never never

27:09 I'm just saying you never never never

27:09 I'm just saying you never never never know never know what's around the

27:11 know never know what's around the

27:11 know never know what's around the corner. See, tomorrow everyone Hey, look

27:14 corner. See, tomorrow everyone Hey, look

27:14 corner. See, tomorrow everyone Hey, look at this. The Gideonss even come up here.

27:16 at this. The Gideonss even come up here.

27:16 at this. The Gideonss even come up here. Look at that. Uh the Gideonss are the

27:19 Look at that. Uh the Gideonss are the

27:19 Look at that. Uh the Gideonss are the people that leave the Bibles. You always

27:20 people that leave the Bibles. You always

27:20 people that leave the Bibles. You always got to check. There was no Bible in the

27:21 got to check. There was no Bible in the

27:21 got to check. There was no Bible in the big suite,

27:22 big suite,

27:22 big suite, though. The big the big guy is not well

27:25 though. The big the big guy is not well

27:25 though. The big the big guy is not well represented in the big suite. How funny.

27:27 represented in the big suite. How funny.

27:27 represented in the big suite. How funny. Um you never know. tomorrow. Illness,

27:31 Um you never know. tomorrow. Illness,

27:31 Um you never know. tomorrow. Illness, sickness, death, bankruptcy. I mean, the

27:35 sickness, death, bankruptcy. I mean, the

27:35 sickness, death, bankruptcy. I mean, the federal government could come after me

27:36 federal government could come after me

27:36 federal government could come after me for that time I stepped on a rare toad.

27:38 for that time I stepped on a rare toad.

27:38 for that time I stepped on a rare toad. I don't know what the heck could happen

27:40 I don't know what the heck could happen

27:40 I don't know what the heck could happen tomorrow. Uh, could be

27:42 tomorrow. Uh, could be

27:42 tomorrow. Uh, could be bad. But I used to always expect

27:46 bad. But I used to always expect

27:46 bad. But I used to always expect tomorrow. I used to always sit there and

27:48 tomorrow. I used to always sit there and

27:48 tomorrow. I used to always sit there and honestly, I would soak in it and dwell

27:50 honestly, I would soak in it and dwell

27:50 honestly, I would soak in it and dwell in how negative today was, how

27:53 in how negative today was, how

27:53 in how negative today was, how frustrated I was. And I just started to

27:55 frustrated I was. And I just started to

27:55 frustrated I was. And I just started to learn over the years, that over the past

27:58 learn over the years, that over the past

27:58 learn over the years, that over the past year or two, actually, not even that

28:00 year or two, actually, not even that

28:00 year or two, actually, not even that long, that if you just hang in there,

28:02 long, that if you just hang in there,

28:02 long, that if you just hang in there, you never know what could happen. You're

28:03 you never know what could happen. You're

28:03 you never know what could happen. You're going to have bad days. I have bad days

28:05 going to have bad days. I have bad days

28:05 going to have bad days. I have bad days all the time where you freaking fall,

28:06 all the time where you freaking fall,

28:06 all the time where you freaking fall, you hurt your knee, you can't get

28:07 you hurt your knee, you can't get

28:08 you hurt your knee, you can't get anything done, you get a fever, the

28:09 anything done, you get a fever, the

28:09 anything done, you get a fever, the sometimes vlog doesn't go up, people are

28:11 sometimes vlog doesn't go up, people are

28:11 sometimes vlog doesn't go up, people are trolling you and saying mean things

28:13 trolling you and saying mean things

28:13 trolling you and saying mean things about your face and saying rude things

28:16 about your face and saying rude things

28:16 about your face and saying rude things about the people that you love and all

28:19 about the people that you love and all

28:19 about the people that you love and all kinds of bad stuff can still happen. But

28:21 kinds of bad stuff can still happen. But

28:21 kinds of bad stuff can still happen. But dude, seriously, for the most part, if

28:23 dude, seriously, for the most part, if

28:23 dude, seriously, for the most part, if you just hang in there, I promise you,

28:25 you just hang in there, I promise you,

28:25 you just hang in there, I promise you, the positive attitude can change a lot.

28:28 the positive attitude can change a lot.

28:28 the positive attitude can change a lot. And granted, it probably won't get you

28:29 And granted, it probably won't get you

28:29 And granted, it probably won't get you in here. Having a positive attitude

28:31 in here. Having a positive attitude

28:31 in here. Having a positive attitude won't get me in here. That was somebody

28:32 won't get me in here. That was somebody

28:32 won't get me in here. That was somebody else's generosity and kindness, but I

28:35 else's generosity and kindness, but I

28:35 else's generosity and kindness, but I never would have met those people

28:36 never would have met those people

28:36 never would have met those people without the positive attitude. I never

28:37 without the positive attitude. I never

28:38 without the positive attitude. I never would have had a cool experience of

28:39 would have had a cool experience of

28:39 would have had a cool experience of sitting in this chair, talking with some

28:40 sitting in this chair, talking with some

28:40 sitting in this chair, talking with some really cool people last night about

28:42 really cool people last night about

28:42 really cool people last night about really cool stuff, and then all of a

28:43 really cool stuff, and then all of a

28:43 really cool stuff, and then all of a sudden, it's like, "You want to stay in

28:44 sudden, it's like, "You want to stay in

28:44 sudden, it's like, "You want to stay in this room?" Heck yes, I do. And I would

28:47 this room?" Heck yes, I do. And I would

28:47 this room?" Heck yes, I do. And I would like to bring all of my friends along.

28:48 like to bring all of my friends along.

28:48 like to bring all of my friends along. So, every cool thing I get to do um that

28:51 So, every cool thing I get to do um that

28:51 So, every cool thing I get to do um that I'm allowed to film, my pledge has been

28:53 I'm allowed to film, my pledge has been

28:53 I'm allowed to film, my pledge has been and shall continue to be, I will invite

28:55 and shall continue to be, I will invite

28:55 and shall continue to be, I will invite you along to it. So, even though this is

28:57 you along to it. So, even though this is

28:57 you along to it. So, even though this is a long- winded and I know probably for

28:59 a long- winded and I know probably for

28:59 a long- winded and I know probably for some of you this is boring, come on man,

29:00 some of you this is boring, come on man,

29:00 some of you this is boring, come on man, stop showing hotel rooms. Actually, vote

29:02 stop showing hotel rooms. Actually, vote

29:02 stop showing hotel rooms. Actually, vote yes or no showing more hotel rooms. Some

29:04 yes or no showing more hotel rooms. Some

29:04 yes or no showing more hotel rooms. Some of them will be small and crappy. Some

29:05 of them will be small and crappy. Some

29:05 of them will be small and crappy. Some of them are like this. It's just that I

29:06 of them are like this. It's just that I

29:06 of them are like this. It's just that I notice everywhere I go on Periscope or

29:08 notice everywhere I go on Periscope or

29:08 notice everywhere I go on Periscope or anytime people can tweet me back or

29:10 anytime people can tweet me back or

29:10 anytime people can tweet me back or comment when they know I'm in a hotel,

29:11 comment when they know I'm in a hotel,

29:11 comment when they know I'm in a hotel, whether it's super small and crappy or

29:13 whether it's super small and crappy or

29:13 whether it's super small and crappy or whether it's this, people are always

29:15 whether it's this, people are always

29:15 whether it's this, people are always like, "Room tour, room tour. So anyway,

29:18 like, "Room tour, room tour. So anyway,

29:18 like, "Room tour, room tour. So anyway, my promise is that every cool thing like

29:20 my promise is that every cool thing like

29:20 my promise is that every cool thing like this I get to do, I'm going to document

29:21 this I get to do, I'm going to document

29:21 this I get to do, I'm going to document as much as I can and share it. That's

29:23 as much as I can and share it. That's

29:23 as much as I can and share it. That's why I go where I go. I'm like a space

29:25 why I go where I go. I'm like a space

29:25 why I go where I go. I'm like a space explorer. Like we couldn't all go to the

29:26 explorer. Like we couldn't all go to the

29:26 explorer. Like we couldn't all go to the moon, but Neil Armstrong went there and

29:27 moon, but Neil Armstrong went there and

29:27 moon, but Neil Armstrong went there and went, "Look at this. Look at this one.

29:30 went, "Look at this. Look at this one.

29:30 went, "Look at this. Look at this one. It's dusty. The footprints are out of

29:32 It's dusty. The footprints are out of

29:32 It's dusty. The footprints are out of control and I can bounce. It's

29:34 control and I can bounce. It's

29:34 control and I can bounce. It's insane. It's insane." So anyway, I'm

29:37 insane. It's insane." So anyway, I'm

29:37 insane. It's insane." So anyway, I'm going to keep doing what I do and I'm

29:39 going to keep doing what I do and I'm

29:39 going to keep doing what I do and I'm going to keep on the quest for

29:43 going to keep on the quest for

29:43 going to keep on the quest for positivity and hope that tomorrow is

29:46 positivity and hope that tomorrow is

29:46 positivity and hope that tomorrow is another day. And also, by the way, look

29:48 another day. And also, by the way, look

29:48 another day. And also, by the way, look at this. I can't tell you whose sweet

29:51 at this. I can't tell you whose sweet

29:51 at this. I can't tell you whose sweet this was, but I'm starting to

29:56 this was, but I'm starting to

29:56 this was, but I'm starting to think Tyler Evans has been

29:59 think Tyler Evans has been

29:59 think Tyler Evans has been here. I'm starting to think, wait a

30:03 here. I'm starting to think, wait a

30:03 here. I'm starting to think, wait a minute, was this here last night before

30:04 minute, was this here last night before

30:04 minute, was this here last night before I went to

30:05 I went to

30:05 I went to bed? I honestly don't

30:08 bed? I honestly don't

30:08 bed? I honestly don't [Music]

30:10 [Music]

30:10 [Music] know. Tyler, he

30:13 know. Tyler, he

30:13 know. Tyler, he couldn't. No. What if Tyler bursts

30:16 couldn't. No. What if Tyler bursts

30:16 couldn't. No. What if Tyler bursts around the corner right now? Wouldn't

30:17 around the corner right now? Wouldn't

30:17 around the corner right now? Wouldn't that be a great ending to the vlog? It

30:19 that be a great ending to the vlog? It

30:19 that be a great ending to the vlog? It would be such a great That's not going

30:20 would be such a great That's not going

30:20 would be such a great That's not going to happen, though. My friend has moved

30:22 to happen, though. My friend has moved

30:22 to happen, though. My friend has moved away. Everyone I love leaves me. But

30:26 away. Everyone I love leaves me. But

30:26 away. Everyone I love leaves me. But look at this. At least we get to do Have

30:31 look at this. At least we get to do Have

30:31 look at this. At least we get to do Have you ever stayed in a hotel room so big

30:32 you ever stayed in a hotel room so big

30:32 you ever stayed in a hotel room so big that you can do this? Look at this. Look

30:35 that you can do this? Look at this. Look

30:35 that you can do this? Look at this. Look what we get to do.

30:46 [Applause]

30:46 [Applause] Home alone. Home alone. Fight with

30:49 Home alone. Home alone. Fight with

30:49 Home alone. Home alone. Fight with nobody cuz there's nobody here. I mean,

30:52 nobody cuz there's nobody here. I mean,

30:52 nobody cuz there's nobody here. I mean, you pedal fight. Pedal fight. Pillow

30:55 you pedal fight. Pedal fight. Pillow

30:55 you pedal fight. Pedal fight. Pillow fight.

Jumping on Johnny Depp's bed - Disney's Grand Californian

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