Mail Call & The most extreme ride at DCA
I'm about to find out what Johnny Depp smells like!
We have a lot to do before Ally re-starts Beauty School, and among the things we need to do is check the mail, and today some SUPER EPICNESS came along! After that, get a book, go to the mall, and experience the most extreme* ride at DCA!
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Transcript
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Well, look at what we have here.
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Well, look at what we have here. Somebody is driving her new car. It's
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Somebody is driving her new car. It's
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Somebody is driving her new car. It's the
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the
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the sometimes vlog. Yeah. Yeah. Watch out.
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sometimes vlog. Yeah. Yeah. Watch out.
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sometimes vlog. Yeah. Yeah. Watch out. Run away for a truck. We got a lot of
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Run away for a truck. We got a lot of
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Run away for a truck. We got a lot of stuff to do today. And first up is
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stuff to do today. And first up is
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stuff to do today. And first up is checking the mail. But on the way, why
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checking the mail. But on the way, why
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checking the mail. But on the way, why not drive around some random
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not drive around some random
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not drive around some random neighborhoods and get some practice?
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neighborhoods and get some practice?
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neighborhoods and get some practice? Ooh. Alli is a very excellent driver.
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Ooh. Alli is a very excellent driver.
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Ooh. Alli is a very excellent driver. But I'm sorry for all of your cats. I'm
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But I'm sorry for all of your cats. I'm
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But I'm sorry for all of your cats. I'm just kidding. You're fine. Super fine.
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just kidding. You're fine. Super fine.
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just kidding. You're fine. Super fine. Okay, here we go. Mail check. I love
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Okay, here we go. Mail check. I love
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Okay, here we go. Mail check. I love getting the mail. Wait a minute. What's
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getting the mail. Wait a minute. What's
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getting the mail. Wait a minute. What's this? What's this? Look. Look at this.
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this? What's this? Look. Look at this.
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this? What's this? Look. Look at this. There's an ice cream place coming that's
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There's an ice cream place coming that's
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There's an ice cream place coming that's going to put what looks like Fruity
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going to put what looks like Fruity
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going to put what looks like Fruity Pebbles on ice cream. Why didn't I think
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Pebbles on ice cream. Why didn't I think
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Pebbles on ice cream. Why didn't I think of that? Okay, here we
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go. Just kidding. Just kidding. Just got
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go. Just kidding. Just kidding. Just got to mail. Ooh, two letters in a package.
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to mail. Ooh, two letters in a package.
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to mail. Ooh, two letters in a package. Ah, here's the package. It's a good
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Ah, here's the package. It's a good
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Ah, here's the package. It's a good looking car for a good-look girl. It's
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looking car for a good-look girl. It's
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looking car for a good-look girl. It's very used, so it's going to have some
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very used, so it's going to have some
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very used, so it's going to have some flaws, and I can't wait to find out what
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flaws, and I can't wait to find out what
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flaws, and I can't wait to find out what they are and how much they cost to fix.
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they are and how much they cost to fix.
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they are and how much they cost to fix. Look at mail. You love the mail. Okay,
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Look at mail. You love the mail. Okay,
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Look at mail. You love the mail. Okay, first we have a lovely card. Is that Van
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first we have a lovely card. Is that Van
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first we have a lovely card. Is that Van Go? You can totally read this on a vlog
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Go? You can totally read this on a vlog
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Go? You can totally read this on a vlog if you
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if you
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if you want. I don't know if we have the time
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want. I don't know if we have the time
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want. I don't know if we have the time at the moment. From Brooklyn White. I
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at the moment. From Brooklyn White. I
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at the moment. From Brooklyn White. I look forward to reading this, Brooklyn.
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look forward to reading this, Brooklyn.
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look forward to reading this, Brooklyn. Thank you. Look at it. Is that Van Go?
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Thank you. Look at it. Is that Van Go?
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Thank you. Look at it. Is that Van Go? Am I crazy? It says it in there. Oh,
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Am I crazy? It says it in there. Oh,
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Am I crazy? It says it in there. Oh, this one doesn't say who it's from. It's
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this one doesn't say who it's from. It's
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this one doesn't say who it's from. It's just from overseas somewhere. Do you
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just from overseas somewhere. Do you
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just from overseas somewhere. Do you think the queen is finally going to make
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think the queen is finally going to make
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think the queen is finally going to make me a knight? What is this? What is this?
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me a knight? What is this? What is this?
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me a knight? What is this? What is this? It's from Steve Hall. From Steve Hall
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It's from Steve Hall. From Steve Hall
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It's from Steve Hall. From Steve Hall from the UK. It's a butterbeer shirt. I
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from the UK. It's a butterbeer shirt. I
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from the UK. It's a butterbeer shirt. I don't know about Harry Potter. Okay, so
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don't know about Harry Potter. Okay, so
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don't know about Harry Potter. Okay, so Steve here bought this shirt and didn't
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Steve here bought this shirt and didn't
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Steve here bought this shirt and didn't realize it was a lady shirt. Probably a
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realize it was a lady shirt. Probably a
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realize it was a lady shirt. Probably a little too big, but he's giving it to
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little too big, but he's giving it to
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little too big, but he's giving it to Ally. That's so nice cuz you need
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Ally. That's so nice cuz you need
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Ally. That's so nice cuz you need everything. So it's like pajamas right
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everything. So it's like pajamas right
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everything. So it's like pajamas right there. Butterbeer pajam Does butterbeer
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there. Butterbeer pajam Does butterbeer
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there. Butterbeer pajam Does butterbeer have alcohol in it? Okay, George can
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have alcohol in it? Okay, George can
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have alcohol in it? Okay, George can enjoy it then, too. Nice. I don't think
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enjoy it then, too. Nice. I don't think
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enjoy it then, too. Nice. I don't think Does it have gluten in it? This other
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Does it have gluten in it? This other
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Does it have gluten in it? This other one is a letter about a package I didn't
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one is a letter about a package I didn't
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one is a letter about a package I didn't get, which is weird.
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get, which is weird.
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get, which is weird. Oh, there is another one back there.
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Oh, there is another one back there.
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Oh, there is another one back there. Okay, here we go. Every once in a while,
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Okay, here we go. Every once in a while,
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Okay, here we go. Every once in a while, they don't hand me all the packages and
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they don't hand me all the packages and
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they don't hand me all the packages and then people are like, "You didn't open
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then people are like, "You didn't open
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then people are like, "You didn't open my package." This time there was a
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my package." This time there was a
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my package." This time there was a letter in there that was like, "Oh, I
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letter in there that was like, "Oh, I
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letter in there that was like, "Oh, I forgot to put this letter in the
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forgot to put this letter in the
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forgot to put this letter in the package." And I was like, "What
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package." And I was like, "What
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package." And I was like, "What package?" This package. It's huge. Ally,
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package?" This package. It's huge. Ally,
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package?" This package. It's huge. Ally, check out the size of my
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check out the size of my
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check out the size of my package. I feel like some kind of like
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package. I feel like some kind of like
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package. I feel like some kind of like caveman like cutting open his first
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caveman like cutting open his first
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caveman like cutting open his first deer. I'm so hungry. This looks like I
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deer. I'm so hungry. This looks like I
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deer. I'm so hungry. This looks like I could eat it. Oh, there's peanuts in
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could eat it. Oh, there's peanuts in
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could eat it. Oh, there's peanuts in there. What is this? What is this? Oh,
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there. What is this? What is this? Oh,
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there. What is this? What is this? Oh, more treasures. Oh my gosh. There's
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more treasures. Oh my gosh. There's
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more treasures. Oh my gosh. There's treasures and peanuts all over the car.
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treasures and peanuts all over the car.
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treasures and peanuts all over the car. Oh my gosh. I cannot wait to see what
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Oh my gosh. I cannot wait to see what
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Oh my gosh. I cannot wait to see what this is. No way. No way. Look at this
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this is. No way. No way. Look at this
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this is. No way. No way. Look at this carded
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carded
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carded vintage Star Wars action figures. Look
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vintage Star Wars action figures. Look
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vintage Star Wars action figures. Look at these. These are princely gifts right
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at these. These are princely gifts right
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at these. These are princely gifts right here. Wa! Who sent this? Sebastian. Wa!
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here. Wa! Who sent this? Sebastian. Wa!
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here. Wa! Who sent this? Sebastian. Wa! Look at this remote. Are you serious?
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Look at this remote. Are you serious?
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Look at this remote. Are you serious? Are you kidding me? There some kind of
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Are you kidding me? There some kind of
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Are you kidding me? There some kind of CDs in here. Billy Isle. Oh, no way.
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CDs in here. Billy Isle. Oh, no way.
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CDs in here. Billy Isle. Oh, no way. This is so cool. Well, this is super
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This is so cool. Well, this is super
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This is so cool. Well, this is super awesome. Sebastian, who is an actor
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awesome. Sebastian, who is an actor
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awesome. Sebastian, who is an actor apparently and does all kinds of cool
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apparently and does all kinds of cool
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apparently and does all kinds of cool stuff and a writer and also super
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stuff and a writer and also super
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stuff and a writer and also super awesome present giver, has had these
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awesome present giver, has had these
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awesome present giver, has had these action figures since 84 or 85, he
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action figures since 84 or 85, he
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action figures since 84 or 85, he guesstimates. That's when the Star Wars
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guesstimates. That's when the Star Wars
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guesstimates. That's when the Star Wars toy line was ending and they were just
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toy line was ending and they were just
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toy line was ending and they were just like getting rid of it. Bargain
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like getting rid of it. Bargain
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like getting rid of it. Bargain basement. Get these out of here. Kids
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basement. Get these out of here. Kids
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basement. Get these out of here. Kids are done with Star Wars. And the remote
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are done with Star Wars. And the remote
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are done with Star Wars. And the remote control Delorean was his as a kid, which
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control Delorean was his as a kid, which
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control Delorean was his as a kid, which this thing is freaking rad. Look at
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this thing is freaking rad. Look at
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this thing is freaking rad. Look at that. Look at the remote control. That's
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that. Look at the remote control. That's
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that. Look at the remote control. That's awesome. I wonder if this thing works.
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awesome. I wonder if this thing works.
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awesome. I wonder if this thing works. Ally, if this thing ends up that it
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Ally, if this thing ends up that it
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Ally, if this thing ends up that it works, you know, you're going to have to
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works, you know, you're going to have to
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works, you know, you're going to have to come with me to the mall and we're going
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come with me to the mall and we're going
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come with me to the mall and we're going to have to recreate the scene with the
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to have to recreate the scene with the
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to have to recreate the scene with the thing. You know, Adam the Woo left. So,
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thing. You know, Adam the Woo left. So,
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thing. You know, Adam the Woo left. So, it's it's you now, Tiny. It's It's all
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it's it's you now, Tiny. It's It's all
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it's it's you now, Tiny. It's It's all you. What are the
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you. What are the
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you. What are the CDs?
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CDs?
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CDs? Ooh, Disneyland things. This one says
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Ooh, Disneyland things. This one says
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Ooh, Disneyland things. This one says the random land. And we have no idea
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the random land. And we have no idea
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the random land. And we have no idea what that means, but now we're dying to
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what that means, but now we're dying to
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what that means, but now we're dying to find out. Oh, apparently Sebastian was
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find out. Oh, apparently Sebastian was
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find out. Oh, apparently Sebastian was also a bartender at the Disneyland
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also a bartender at the Disneyland
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also a bartender at the Disneyland Hotel. So, it sounds like Sebastian is
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Hotel. So, it sounds like Sebastian is
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Hotel. So, it sounds like Sebastian is cool. We should hang out. Sebastian,
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cool. We should hang out. Sebastian,
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cool. We should hang out. Sebastian, what's that?
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what's that?
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what's that? Oh,
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Oh,
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Oh, imagination. All right, that's enough of
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imagination. All right, that's enough of
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imagination. All right, that's enough of that cuz that's copyrighted music.
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that cuz that's copyrighted music.
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that cuz that's copyrighted music. Moving on with our day, dude. Sebastian,
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Moving on with our day, dude. Sebastian,
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Moving on with our day, dude. Sebastian, thank you. This is freaking righteous.
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thank you. This is freaking righteous.
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thank you. This is freaking righteous. Okay, next errand of the day. Fuel for
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Okay, next errand of the day. Fuel for
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Okay, next errand of the day. Fuel for the car and more importantly, fuel for
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the car and more importantly, fuel for
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the car and more importantly, fuel for me.
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People always ask why I buy the bottles
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People always ask why I buy the bottles instead of buying cans. The reason is
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instead of buying cans. The reason is
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instead of buying cans. The reason is because when I buy a whole bunch of
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because when I buy a whole bunch of
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because when I buy a whole bunch of cans, I end up drinking can after can
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cans, I end up drinking can after can
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cans, I end up drinking can after can after can after can after can. So, this
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after can after can after can. So, this
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after can after can after can. So, this seems more expensive, but it's actually
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seems more expensive, but it's actually
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seems more expensive, but it's actually cheaper because I just buy a bottle and
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cheaper because I just buy a bottle and
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cheaper because I just buy a bottle and then I know like that's my limit. Calm
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then I know like that's my limit. Calm
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then I know like that's my limit. Calm down. Don't get diabetes. You definitely
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down. Don't get diabetes. You definitely
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down. Don't get diabetes. You definitely don't want your foot to get cut off,
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don't want your foot to get cut off,
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don't want your foot to get cut off, right? Would you still like me if I only
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right? Would you still like me if I only
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right? Would you still like me if I only had one foot, Ally? Yeah. Oh, well
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had one foot, Ally? Yeah. Oh, well
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had one foot, Ally? Yeah. Oh, well that's good. Okay. Well, then drink up.
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that's good. Okay. Well, then drink up.
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that's good. Okay. Well, then drink up. This is so flipping cool. It's Return of
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This is so flipping cool. It's Return of
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This is so flipping cool. It's Return of the Jedi, which means these were made in
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the Jedi, which means these were made in
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the Jedi, which means these were made in 83 or 84 right here. Look at all those
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83 or 84 right here. Look at all those
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83 or 84 right here. Look at all those guys on the back. This is what's known
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guys on the back. This is what's known
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guys on the back. This is what's known as a 77 back. When the Star Wars figures
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as a 77 back. When the Star Wars figures
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as a 77 back. When the Star Wars figures first came out, there were only 12 of
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first came out, there were only 12 of
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first came out, there were only 12 of them. So, those ones are called 12
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them. So, those ones are called 12
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them. So, those ones are called 12 backs. Obviously, very rare and hard to
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backs. Obviously, very rare and hard to
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backs. Obviously, very rare and hard to find on the card, which is this
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find on the card, which is this
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find on the card, which is this packaging thing here. And of course,
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packaging thing here. And of course,
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packaging thing here. And of course, condition matters a lot. This bubble's
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condition matters a lot. This bubble's
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condition matters a lot. This bubble's all cracked and yellow. And as Sebastian
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all cracked and yellow. And as Sebastian
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all cracked and yellow. And as Sebastian said in his letter, looks like the
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said in his letter, looks like the
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said in his letter, looks like the emperor has been brownnosing a little.
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emperor has been brownnosing a little.
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emperor has been brownnosing a little. But these are so cool just to have this.
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But these are so cool just to have this.
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But these are so cool just to have this. I'm super into vintage Star Wars
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I'm super into vintage Star Wars
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I'm super into vintage Star Wars figures. This one has the mail away
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figures. This one has the mail away
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figures. This one has the mail away offer. You can mail away and get a free
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offer. You can mail away and get a free
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offer. You can mail away and get a free old man Anakin Skywalker figure.
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old man Anakin Skywalker figure.
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old man Anakin Skywalker figure. Interestingly, this Anakin Skywalker was
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Interestingly, this Anakin Skywalker was
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Interestingly, this Anakin Skywalker was played by an actor named Sebastian Shaw.
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played by an actor named Sebastian Shaw.
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played by an actor named Sebastian Shaw. And these action figures were sent to me
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And these action figures were sent to me
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And these action figures were sent to me by a guy named
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by a guy named
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by a guy named Sebastian. That can't be coincidence,
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Sebastian. That can't be coincidence,
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Sebastian. That can't be coincidence, right? That's freaking epic right there.
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right? That's freaking epic right there.
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right? That's freaking epic right there. I wonder what kind of batteries the old
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I wonder what kind of batteries the old
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I wonder what kind of batteries the old Back to the Future thing Oh. Uh-oh. That
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Back to the Future thing Oh. Uh-oh. That
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Back to the Future thing Oh. Uh-oh. That looks a little bulgy right there. I want
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looks a little bulgy right there. I want
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looks a little bulgy right there. I want to take the old battery out, but it's
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to take the old battery out, but it's
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to take the old battery out, but it's kind of bulged out and old, and I'm
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kind of bulged out and old, and I'm
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kind of bulged out and old, and I'm afraid of getting battery acid in my
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afraid of getting battery acid in my
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afraid of getting battery acid in my eyes or all over Allie's face. This
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eyes or all over Allie's face. This
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eyes or all over Allie's face. This takes me back. Look at you learning how
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takes me back. Look at you learning how
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takes me back. Look at you learning how to be a Southern California driver.
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to be a Southern California driver.
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to be a Southern California driver. Trial by fire. Get on the freeway.
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Trial by fire. Get on the freeway.
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Trial by fire. Get on the freeway. Drive. I like how I'm just playing with
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Drive. I like how I'm just playing with
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Drive. I like how I'm just playing with toys and giving you absolutely no
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toys and giving you absolutely no
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toys and giving you absolutely no directions. Like you'll figure it out.
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directions. Like you'll figure it out.
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directions. Like you'll figure it out. It's fine. Alli's from a town where they
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It's fine. Alli's from a town where they
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It's fine. Alli's from a town where they really never ever have to drive on a
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really never ever have to drive on a
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really never ever have to drive on a freeway like for any reason. So, this is
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freeway like for any reason. So, this is
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freeway like for any reason. So, this is really like it's pretty much driver's ed
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really like it's pretty much driver's ed
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really like it's pretty much driver's ed and I'm the worst instructor ever. Watch
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and I'm the worst instructor ever. Watch
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and I'm the worst instructor ever. Watch out. Runaway bread truck. Oh, yeah.
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out. Runaway bread truck. Oh, yeah.
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out. Runaway bread truck. Oh, yeah. Don't worry. You'll be totally safe.
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Don't worry. You'll be totally safe.
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Don't worry. You'll be totally safe. Southern California is known for the
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Southern California is known for the
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Southern California is known for the courtesy of its drivers and the ease of
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courtesy of its drivers and the ease of
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courtesy of its drivers and the ease of driving around. It's just it's a great
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driving around. It's just it's a great
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driving around. It's just it's a great place to drive. Trust me. Just it's
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place to drive. Trust me. Just it's
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place to drive. Trust me. Just it's wonderful. AAA constantly is like if
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wonderful. AAA constantly is like if
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wonderful. AAA constantly is like if you're going to drive somewhere easy,
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you're going to drive somewhere easy,
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you're going to drive somewhere easy, SoCal for sure. This big green building
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SoCal for sure. This big green building
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SoCal for sure. This big green building on the freeway is TDA team Disney
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on the freeway is TDA team Disney
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on the freeway is TDA team Disney Anaheim. That's basically Disneyland's
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Anaheim. That's basically Disneyland's
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Anaheim. That's basically Disneyland's HQ. Thousands and thousands of people
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HQ. Thousands and thousands of people
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HQ. Thousands and thousands of people drive by every day. They have no idea
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drive by every day. They have no idea
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drive by every day. They have no idea that's where Mickey Mouse makes the big
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that's where Mickey Mouse makes the big
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that's where Mickey Mouse makes the big decisions. This is really weird for me
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decisions. This is really weird for me
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decisions. This is really weird for me to be in the passenger seat. Like I
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to be in the passenger seat. Like I
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to be in the passenger seat. Like I actually get to look around for once.
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actually get to look around for once.
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actually get to look around for once. I'm almost always the driver. So this is
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I'm almost always the driver. So this is
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I'm almost always the driver. So this is this is kind of nice. Not for you so
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this is kind of nice. Not for you so
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this is kind of nice. Not for you so much cuz you know you've but for
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much cuz you know you've but for
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much cuz you know you've but for me. Oh, Brookhurst. There's my junior
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me. Oh, Brookhurst. There's my junior
7:44
me. Oh, Brookhurst. There's my junior high school right there. Brookhurst
7:46
high school right there. Brookhurst
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high school right there. Brookhurst Junior High. I have literally literally
7:49
Junior High. I have literally literally
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Junior High. I have literally literally been in nicer animal shelters than this
7:51
been in nicer animal shelters than this
7:51
been in nicer animal shelters than this junior high. I hated it so much. Did you
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junior high. I hated it so much. Did you
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junior high. I hated it so much. Did you like your junior high, Ally? Yeah.
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like your junior high, Ally? Yeah.
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like your junior high, Ally? Yeah. Wasn't your junior high like with an
7:58
Wasn't your junior high like with an
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Wasn't your junior high like with an elementary school, though? like
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elementary school, though? like
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elementary school, though? like combined. Oh, not my junior high. My
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combined. Oh, not my junior high. My
8:03
combined. Oh, not my junior high. My junior high was only seventh and eighth
8:05
junior high was only seventh and eighth
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junior high was only seventh and eighth grade. Like, take the worst of the
8:06
grade. Like, take the worst of the
8:06
grade. Like, take the worst of the hormones and the stupidity and mix them
8:08
hormones and the stupidity and mix them
8:08
hormones and the stupidity and mix them together and just throw everyone
8:09
together and just throw everyone
8:09
together and just throw everyone together with no rules. It was like
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together with no rules. It was like
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together with no rules. It was like anarchy and it was like animal farm. No,
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anarchy and it was like animal farm. No,
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anarchy and it was like animal farm. No, Lord of the Flies. That's what I'm
8:14
Lord of the Flies. That's what I'm
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Lord of the Flies. That's what I'm thinking of. It's like Lord of the
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thinking of. It's like Lord of the
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thinking of. It's like Lord of the Flies. My friend Sean jumped off of that
8:18
Flies. My friend Sean jumped off of that
8:18
Flies. My friend Sean jumped off of that third story balcony once and landed in
8:20
third story balcony once and landed in
8:20
third story balcony once and landed in the dirt unharmed.
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the dirt unharmed.
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the dirt unharmed. #the9s. Oh, and there's Lynn Brook. All
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#the9s. Oh, and there's Lynn Brook. All
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#the9s. Oh, and there's Lynn Brook. All right, now we're going down Brookhurst
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right, now we're going down Brookhurst
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right, now we're going down Brookhurst into Little Palestine. There are
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into Little Palestine. There are
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into Little Palestine. There are actually tens of thousands of
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actually tens of thousands of
8:32
actually tens of thousands of Palestinians in Anaheim. And this area
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Palestinians in Anaheim. And this area
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Palestinians in Anaheim. And this area around Brookhursten Orange and
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around Brookhursten Orange and
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around Brookhursten Orange and Brookhursten Ball is known as Little
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Brookhursten Ball is known as Little
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Brookhursten Ball is known as Little Palestine. And it happens to be the home
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Palestine. And it happens to be the home
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Palestine. And it happens to be the home of my bank since I used to live here
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of my bank since I used to live here
8:43
of my bank since I used to live here kind of before really it was completely
8:45
kind of before really it was completely
8:45
kind of before really it was completely Little Palestine. So I got to go get
8:47
Little Palestine. So I got to go get
8:47
Little Palestine. So I got to go get some money out of the bank to pay for
8:49
some money out of the bank to pay for
8:49
some money out of the bank to pay for this car. So weird because I have
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this car. So weird because I have
8:50
this car. So weird because I have stories about like every single street
8:52
stories about like every single street
8:52
stories about like every single street in these neighborhoods. Like one time my
8:54
in these neighborhoods. Like one time my
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in these neighborhoods. Like one time my friend Sean and I were walking down
8:56
friend Sean and I were walking down
8:56
friend Sean and I were walking down Harvest Street and we accidentally lit a
8:58
Harvest Street and we accidentally lit a
8:58
Harvest Street and we accidentally lit a guy's front yard on fire. So maybe
9:00
guy's front yard on fire. So maybe
9:00
guy's front yard on fire. So maybe someday I should like go around Anaheim
9:02
someday I should like go around Anaheim
9:02
someday I should like go around Anaheim and do like Justin Scard's Guide to West
9:05
and do like Justin Scard's Guide to West
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and do like Justin Scard's Guide to West Anaheim and all the fun stories like
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Anaheim and all the fun stories like
9:07
Anaheim and all the fun stories like almost getting kidnapped and others. All
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almost getting kidnapped and others. All
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almost getting kidnapped and others. All right, time to go to the bank. All
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right, time to go to the bank. All
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right, time to go to the bank. All right, I wonder if anyone's ever walked
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right, I wonder if anyone's ever walked
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right, I wonder if anyone's ever walked into like Wells Fargo and they were
9:16
into like Wells Fargo and they were
9:16
into like Wells Fargo and they were like, "Hey, what's up? I'm John Fargo.
9:17
like, "Hey, what's up? I'm John Fargo.
9:17
like, "Hey, what's up? I'm John Fargo. I'm here to take all of my money out."
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I'm here to take all of my money out."
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I'm here to take all of my money out." Like obviously that wouldn't work. I'm
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Like obviously that wouldn't work. I'm
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Like obviously that wouldn't work. I'm just, you know, just wondering if
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just, you know, just wondering if
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just, you know, just wondering if anyone's ever been that dumb.
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Yes. Hello. I'd like to get a loan. You
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Yes. Hello. I'd like to get a loan. You see, the thing is, I got this great
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see, the thing is, I got this great
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see, the thing is, I got this great surefire thing going. I got this email
9:37
surefire thing going. I got this email
9:37
surefire thing going. I got this email from a
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from a
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from a Nigerian princess. Okay, here we go. On
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Nigerian princess. Okay, here we go. On
9:41
Nigerian princess. Okay, here we go. On to the next
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to the next
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to the next errand. I didn't have cash the other
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errand. I didn't have cash the other
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errand. I didn't have cash the other day, so my dad loaned me the cash to get
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day, so my dad loaned me the cash to get
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day, so my dad loaned me the cash to get the car. And now I had to pull out the
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the car. And now I had to pull out the
9:49
the car. And now I had to pull out the cash, all my
9:50
cash, all my
9:50
cash, all my savings to pay it back. So many $50
9:54
savings to pay it back. So many $50
9:54
savings to pay it back. So many $50 bills in here. I could buy so many doll
9:58
bills in here. I could buy so many doll
9:58
bills in here. I could buy so many doll whips with this. Like how many do whips
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whips with this. Like how many do whips
10:00
whips with this. Like how many do whips could you buy with
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could you buy with
10:01
could you buy with $3,000? I don't like being a grown-up. I
10:05
$3,000? I don't like being a grown-up. I
10:05
$3,000? I don't like being a grown-up. I just want ice cream since we're in
10:06
just want ice cream since we're in
10:06
just want ice cream since we're in Anaheim. Anyways, our next errand is
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Anaheim. Anyways, our next errand is
10:09
Anaheim. Anyways, our next errand is actually at Disneyland. Sadly, it's not
10:12
actually at Disneyland. Sadly, it's not
10:12
actually at Disneyland. Sadly, it's not an errand of fun. And it's cuz Ally was
10:14
an errand of fun. And it's cuz Ally was
10:14
an errand of fun. And it's cuz Ally was in beauty school in Northern California
10:16
in beauty school in Northern California
10:16
in beauty school in Northern California and then she had to stop and come to
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and then she had to stop and come to
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and then she had to stop and come to beauty school in Southern California.
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beauty school in Southern California.
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beauty school in Southern California. Boy, I can't talk today. And so her
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Boy, I can't talk today. And so her
10:21
Boy, I can't talk today. And so her friend is bringing her one beauty school
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friend is bringing her one beauty school
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friend is bringing her one beauty school book that she forgot. So we got to pick
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book that she forgot. So we got to pick
10:25
book that she forgot. So we got to pick it up.
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it up.
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it up. Woo! I'm glad I have an annual pass.
10:29
Woo! I'm glad I have an annual pass.
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Woo! I'm glad I have an annual pass. Yeah, cuz otherwise parking would be I
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Yeah, cuz otherwise parking would be I
10:31
Yeah, cuz otherwise parking would be I think 20 bucks. Is it 20 bucks every
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think 20 bucks. Is it 20 bucks every
10:34
think 20 bucks. Is it 20 bucks every time you come? That's a lot. As it is,
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time you come? That's a lot. As it is,
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time you come? That's a lot. As it is, it's included in my pass. Thank
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goodness. There's a strange beauty to
10:41
goodness. There's a strange beauty to this parking structure. Sometimes,
10:43
this parking structure. Sometimes,
10:43
this parking structure. Sometimes, sometimes it almost feels like something
10:44
sometimes it almost feels like something
10:44
sometimes it almost feels like something out of Clockwork Orange. I could never
10:46
out of Clockwork Orange. I could never
10:46
out of Clockwork Orange. I could never appreciate the nice parts of the design
10:48
appreciate the nice parts of the design
10:48
appreciate the nice parts of the design of this parking structure before because
10:49
of this parking structure before because
10:50
of this parking structure before because I was bitter that it existed in the
10:51
I was bitter that it existed in the
10:51
I was bitter that it existed in the first place. I still miss just parking
10:53
first place. I still miss just parking
10:53
first place. I still miss just parking in front of Disneyland. You're a little
10:55
in front of Disneyland. You're a little
10:55
in front of Disneyland. You're a little kid and you can just you can see the
10:56
kid and you can just you can see the
10:56
kid and you can just you can see the train going around like I'm here. It's
10:58
train going around like I'm here. It's
10:58
train going around like I'm here. It's still exciting to park here, but now you
10:59
still exciting to park here, but now you
10:59
still exciting to park here, but now you get out of the car and you're like, "All
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get out of the car and you're like, "All
11:01
get out of the car and you're like, "All right, look everybody. We're here. You
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right, look everybody. We're here. You
11:04
right, look everybody. We're here. You can
11:04
can
11:04
can see cars and picture of Goofy." So, it's
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see cars and picture of Goofy." So, it's
11:09
see cars and picture of Goofy." So, it's still fun, just, you know, different.
11:12
still fun, just, you know, different.
11:12
still fun, just, you know, different. This parking structure is freaking huge.
11:15
This parking structure is freaking huge.
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This parking structure is freaking huge. So many cars can fit in here. And from
11:18
So many cars can fit in here. And from
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So many cars can fit in here. And from the back to the front here, the building
11:19
the back to the front here, the building
11:19
the back to the front here, the building is actually longer than the Chrysler
11:21
is actually longer than the Chrysler
11:22
is actually longer than the Chrysler building in New York is tall, which
11:24
building in New York is tall, which
11:24
building in New York is tall, which means that this is almost the height of
11:26
means that this is almost the height of
11:26
means that this is almost the height of the Empire State Building.
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the Empire State Building.
11:29
the Empire State Building. 10,000 cars can fit in this structure.
11:33
10,000 cars can fit in this structure.
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10,000 cars can fit in this structure. And when it opened, it was the largest
11:35
And when it opened, it was the largest
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And when it opened, it was the largest parking structure in North America. I
11:38
parking structure in North America. I
11:38
parking structure in North America. I particularly love this parking structure
11:39
particularly love this parking structure
11:39
particularly love this parking structure because the acoustics. I always walk
11:41
because the acoustics. I always walk
11:41
because the acoustics. I always walk through here and think of different
11:42
through here and think of different
11:42
through here and think of different songs that I could do and then maybe get
11:44
songs that I could do and then maybe get
11:44
songs that I could do and then maybe get an answer for. The one I get the most
11:46
an answer for. The one I get the most
11:46
an answer for. The one I get the most answers on is
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going nothing today. But sometimes
11:51
going nothing today. But sometimes you'll get
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a nope nothing. My dreams to someday
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a nope nothing. My dreams to someday come in here and go find me somebody to
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come in here and go find me somebody to
12:00
come in here and go find me somebody to love. Find me somebody to love. And then
12:04
love. Find me somebody to love. And then
12:04
love. Find me somebody to love. And then all of a sudden everyone will go find me
12:06
all of a sudden everyone will go find me
12:06
all of a sudden everyone will go find me somebody to love. We'll get all the
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somebody to love. We'll get all the
12:08
somebody to love. We'll get all the harmonies and then the rest the
12:10
harmonies and then the rest the
12:10
harmonies and then the rest the remaining members of Queen are going to
12:11
remaining members of Queen are going to
12:11
remaining members of Queen are going to pop out and we're going to do canbody
12:14
pop out and we're going to do canbody
12:14
pop out and we're going to do canbody find
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me. It's going to be awesome. It's going
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me. It's going to be awesome. It's going to happen. Come Mr. Tally man, tally me
12:22
to happen. Come Mr. Tally man, tally me
12:22
to happen. Come Mr. Tally man, tally me banana. Daylight come and me go
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home. Daylight come and go home. Yeah,
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home. Daylight come and go home. Yeah, honestly, the more time passes and the
12:39
honestly, the more time passes and the
12:39
honestly, the more time passes and the more I look at this thing, I can
12:40
more I look at this thing, I can
12:40
more I look at this thing, I can actually appreciate the architecture and
12:42
actually appreciate the architecture and
12:42
actually appreciate the architecture and like kind of the whole design aesthetic
12:43
like kind of the whole design aesthetic
12:43
like kind of the whole design aesthetic of it. And actually, it's pretty cool.
12:46
of it. And actually, it's pretty cool.
12:46
of it. And actually, it's pretty cool. Just goes to show you that some things
12:48
Just goes to show you that some things
12:48
Just goes to show you that some things are worth taking a second look at. I
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are worth taking a second look at. I
12:50
are worth taking a second look at. I mean, honestly,
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10,000 cars fit in there. That is kind
12:57
10,000 cars fit in there. That is kind of amazing. And like I said, if you flip
12:59
of amazing. And like I said, if you flip
12:59
of amazing. And like I said, if you flip this thing up like this, it would be
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this thing up like this, it would be
13:00
this thing up like this, it would be almost as tall as the Empire State
13:02
almost as tall as the Empire State
13:02
almost as tall as the Empire State Building. It's just weird how even the
13:04
Building. It's just weird how even the
13:04
Building. It's just weird how even the most mundane things can be interesting
13:06
most mundane things can be interesting
13:06
most mundane things can be interesting once you put them in the appropriate
13:08
once you put them in the appropriate
13:08
once you put them in the appropriate context. We're just waiting for Alli's
13:10
context. We're just waiting for Alli's
13:10
context. We're just waiting for Alli's friend now. She's asking me, "What does
13:12
friend now. She's asking me, "What does
13:12
friend now. She's asking me, "What does it look better? What is it? Does it look
13:14
it look better? What is it? Does it look
13:14
it look better? What is it? Does it look better like this? Care back a little bit
13:17
better like this? Care back a little bit
13:17
better like this? Care back a little bit or all the way in front? What is it? All
13:19
or all the way in front? What is it? All
13:19
or all the way in front? What is it? All the way in front. I can't decide. I like
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the way in front. I can't decide. I like
13:22
the way in front. I can't decide. I like one side and one side. It's like the
13:24
one side and one side. It's like the
13:24
one side and one side. It's like the best of both worlds. Which, by the way,
13:27
best of both worlds. Which, by the way,
13:27
best of both worlds. Which, by the way, Ally made me watch the Hannah Montana
13:29
Ally made me watch the Hannah Montana
13:29
Ally made me watch the Hannah Montana movie last night. So, that's a thing
13:31
movie last night. So, that's a thing
13:31
movie last night. So, that's a thing that I've seen now. You're expanding my
13:34
that I've seen now. You're expanding my
13:34
that I've seen now. You're expanding my mind, Ally. You're expanding my mind.
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mind, Ally. You're expanding my mind.
13:37
mind, Ally. You're expanding my mind. Here's the worst part about watching the
13:39
Here's the worst part about watching the
13:39
Here's the worst part about watching the Hannah Montana movie is that it wasn't
13:43
Hannah Montana movie is that it wasn't
13:43
Hannah Montana movie is that it wasn't that
13:44
that
13:44
that terrible. It wasn't that terrible.
13:48
terrible. It wasn't that terrible.
13:48
terrible. It wasn't that terrible. I got a little teared up at one part,
13:50
I got a little teared up at one part,
13:50
I got a little teared up at one part, but I think it was just cuz the taquitos
13:52
but I think it was just cuz the taquitos
13:52
but I think it was just cuz the taquitos that I ate yesterday. I didn't even eat
13:55
that I ate yesterday. I didn't even eat
13:55
that I ate yesterday. I didn't even eat any taquitos yesterday. It was a
13:56
any taquitos yesterday. It was a
13:56
any taquitos yesterday. It was a beautiful movie. Okay, don't judge me.
13:58
beautiful movie. Okay, don't judge me.
13:58
beautiful movie. Okay, don't judge me. Well, that's embarrassing. We waited for
14:00
Well, that's embarrassing. We waited for
14:00
Well, that's embarrassing. We waited for the tram forever. Turns out they're
14:01
the tram forever. Turns out they're
14:01
the tram forever. Turns out they're already off the tram on top of the
14:03
already off the tram on top of the
14:03
already off the tram on top of the structure.
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structure.
14:05
structure. And that's why it's important to
14:06
And that's why it's important to
14:06
And that's why it's important to actually look at your cell phone every
14:08
actually look at your cell phone every
14:08
actually look at your cell phone every once in a while just to just to check. I
14:11
once in a while just to just to check. I
14:11
once in a while just to just to check. I feel dumb. It's the best of both worlds.
14:14
feel dumb. It's the best of both worlds.
14:14
feel dumb. It's the best of both worlds. Dang it, Ally. This song's never going
14:16
Dang it, Ally. This song's never going
14:16
Dang it, Ally. This song's never going to come out of my
14:23
head. Well, she's up here somewhere.
14:23
head. Well, she's up here somewhere. Somewhere up here. Should be pretty easy
14:26
Somewhere up here. Should be pretty easy
14:26
Somewhere up here. Should be pretty easy to
14:28
to
14:28
to spot. Well, while we're waiting for the
14:30
spot. Well, while we're waiting for the
14:30
spot. Well, while we're waiting for the text to see where they are, why not take
14:32
text to see where they are, why not take
14:32
text to see where they are, why not take a peek at this thing? Look at all the
14:35
a peek at this thing? Look at all the
14:35
a peek at this thing? Look at all the Star Wars land construction going on.
14:37
Star Wars land construction going on.
14:37
Star Wars land construction going on. Pretty crazy that you can just see Big
14:39
Pretty crazy that you can just see Big
14:39
Pretty crazy that you can just see Big Thunder Mountain like that and see the
14:40
Thunder Mountain like that and see the
14:40
Thunder Mountain like that and see the side of the Matter Horn because since
14:42
side of the Matter Horn because since
14:42
side of the Matter Horn because since the 50s there have been huge trees all
14:45
the 50s there have been huge trees all
14:45
the 50s there have been huge trees all along the exterior of Disneyland. Now
14:48
along the exterior of Disneyland. Now
14:48
along the exterior of Disneyland. Now all those old trees are gone as they
14:51
all those old trees are gone as they
14:51
all those old trees are gone as they work on the railroad and they work on
14:52
work on the railroad and they work on
14:52
work on the railroad and they work on Rivers of America. As a matter of fact,
14:54
Rivers of America. As a matter of fact,
14:54
Rivers of America. As a matter of fact, right now we're looking down into the
14:56
right now we're looking down into the
14:56
right now we're looking down into the dirt that will one day be the new Rivers
14:59
dirt that will one day be the new Rivers
14:59
dirt that will one day be the new Rivers of America path. So pretty strange, man.
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of America path. So pretty strange, man.
15:02
of America path. So pretty strange, man. this view. Pretty weird. There's Hungry
15:04
this view. Pretty weird. There's Hungry
15:04
this view. Pretty weird. There's Hungry Bear Restaurant through the trees right
15:06
Bear Restaurant through the trees right
15:06
Bear Restaurant through the trees right there. And then there's the back of Tom
15:07
there. And then there's the back of Tom
15:07
there. And then there's the back of Tom Sawyer Island. So, I mean, that's Rivers
15:09
Sawyer Island. So, I mean, that's Rivers
15:09
Sawyer Island. So, I mean, that's Rivers of America. That's crazy. Super crazy.
15:11
of America. That's crazy. Super crazy.
15:11
of America. That's crazy. Super crazy. You can also see the parking structure
15:13
You can also see the parking structure
15:13
You can also see the parking structure from Disneyland now because the lack of
15:15
from Disneyland now because the lack of
15:15
from Disneyland now because the lack of trees. So, kind of a weird transition
15:17
trees. So, kind of a weird transition
15:17
trees. So, kind of a weird transition time. Pretty wild. I know a lot of other
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time. Pretty wild. I know a lot of other
15:19
time. Pretty wild. I know a lot of other people come here and they'll like show
15:20
people come here and they'll like show
15:20
people come here and they'll like show you an update of this like every week or
15:22
you an update of this like every week or
15:22
you an update of this like every week or so. To me, it's like what's the point?
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so. To me, it's like what's the point?
15:24
so. To me, it's like what's the point? It's a lot of dirt right now and it's
15:26
It's a lot of dirt right now and it's
15:26
It's a lot of dirt right now and it's going to be a lot of dirt for a while.
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going to be a lot of dirt for a while.
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going to be a lot of dirt for a while. Pretty crazy. Oh, look. Here we go.
15:30
Pretty crazy. Oh, look. Here we go.
15:30
Pretty crazy. Oh, look. Here we go. Here's the people we're looking for.
15:31
Here's the people we're looking for.
15:31
Here's the people we're looking for. What did you say? The train ride. The
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What did you say? The train ride. The
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What did you say? The train ride. The train ride is right there. That's right.
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train ride is right there. That's right.
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train ride is right there. That's right. That's the train ride. What did you ride
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That's the train ride. What did you ride
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That's the train ride. What did you ride today? Did you ride the Haunted Mansion?
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today? Did you ride the Haunted Mansion?
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today? Did you ride the Haunted Mansion? Uh, yeah. Was it spooky? Yeah. How
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Uh, yeah. Was it spooky? Yeah. How
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Uh, yeah. Was it spooky? Yeah. How spooky was it? It was really awful.
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spooky was it? It was really awful.
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spooky was it? It was really awful. Really awful? Yeah, it was. It was
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Really awful? Yeah, it was. It was
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Really awful? Yeah, it was. It was spooky and and it was go and the guy
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spooky and and it was go and the guy
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spooky and and it was go and the guy with this ghost over there. Ghost over
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with this ghost over there. Ghost over
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with this ghost over there. Ghost over there. That was one or scary. That is
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there. That was one or scary. That is
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there. That was one or scary. That is scary, Carter. That's so scary. Oh,
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scary, Carter. That's so scary. Oh,
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scary, Carter. That's so scary. Oh, look. Crystal brought Ally her book. Let
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look. Crystal brought Ally her book. Let
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look. Crystal brought Ally her book. Let me see your book. Let me see. Hello, my
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me see your book. Let me see. Hello, my
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me see your book. Let me see. Hello, my lady. Why does the lady on the cover of
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lady. Why does the lady on the cover of
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lady. Why does the lady on the cover of this book look just like Ziggy Stardust?
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this book look just like Ziggy Stardust?
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this book look just like Ziggy Stardust? Like, if she didn't have two of the same
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Like, if she didn't have two of the same
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Like, if she didn't have two of the same colored eyes, I'd be convinced that was
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colored eyes, I'd be convinced that was
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colored eyes, I'd be convinced that was just a beautiful picture of David Bowie.
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just a beautiful picture of David Bowie.
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just a beautiful picture of David Bowie. Like, honestly. Well, since we're here
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Like, honestly. Well, since we're here
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Like, honestly. Well, since we're here anyway, we might as well come to DCA for
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anyway, we might as well come to DCA for
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anyway, we might as well come to DCA for just a second to ride one of the
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just a second to ride one of the
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just a second to ride one of the craziest, one of the most extreme Disney
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craziest, one of the most extreme Disney
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craziest, one of the most extreme Disney rides. Our personal favorite. You guys
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rides. Our personal favorite. You guys
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rides. Our personal favorite. You guys know where I'm going with this. Heck
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know where I'm going with this. Heck
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know where I'm going with this. Heck Choo Choo Train. Oh my gosh. I can't
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Choo Choo Train. Oh my gosh. I can't
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Choo Choo Train. Oh my gosh. I can't believe how short the wait time is. This
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believe how short the wait time is. This
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believe how short the wait time is. This is great. Ally, we get to ride your
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is great. Ally, we get to ride your
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is great. Ally, we get to ride your favorite. This is awesome. Are you
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favorite. This is awesome. Are you
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favorite. This is awesome. Are you stoked or what? We're doing it. Oh,
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stoked or what? We're doing it. Oh,
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stoked or what? We're doing it. Oh, thank goodness. I'm tall enough. All
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thank goodness. I'm tall enough. All
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thank goodness. I'm tall enough. All right. This is so awesome. Oh, here we
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right. This is so awesome. Oh, here we
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right. This is so awesome. Oh, here we go. You got to make sure to put your
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go. You got to make sure to put your
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go. You got to make sure to put your seatelt on on this ride. It is wild,
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seatelt on on this ride. It is wild,
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seatelt on on this ride. It is wild, everybody. Here we go. Here we go. Time
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everybody. Here we go. Here we go. Time
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everybody. Here we go. Here we go. Time to help him find something to eat. This
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to help him find something to eat. This
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to help him find something to eat. This is legitimately your first time on this
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is legitimately your first time on this
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is legitimately your first time on this ride, huh?
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ride, huh?
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ride, huh? Yeah. Dessert. Look, a carrot. This is
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Yeah. Dessert. Look, a carrot. This is
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Yeah. Dessert. Look, a carrot. This is so fun. Tastes just like amber on a
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so fun. Tastes just like amber on a
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so fun. Tastes just like amber on a stick without the stick.
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stick without the stick.
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stick without the stick. Without the stick. Did you hear that? I
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Without the stick. Did you hear that? I
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Without the stick. Did you hear that? I think I ate a watermelon seed. I hope I
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think I ate a watermelon seed. I hope I
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think I ate a watermelon seed. I hope I don't throw a big watermelon in my
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don't throw a big watermelon in my
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don't throw a big watermelon in my tummy.
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Did you see the dessert? I love the best
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Did you see the dessert? I love the best part. I hope this box is not as empty as
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part. I hope this box is not as empty as
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part. I hope this box is not as empty as my stomach.
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my stomach.
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my stomach. Can you smell that? Smell the animal
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Can you smell that? Smell the animal
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Can you smell that? Smell the animal crackers. That's amazing. My favorite
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crackers. That's amazing. My favorite
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crackers. That's amazing. My favorite thing, please. Excuse me.
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Wa! I do like that. That was pretty
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Wa! I do like that. That was pretty sweet.
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That's awesome. Candy corn for the grand
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That's awesome. Candy corn for the grand finale. Way to go. Oh, what a fun one. I
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finale. Way to go. Oh, what a fun one. I
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finale. Way to go. Oh, what a fun one. I love this ride. I'm not even kidding.
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love this ride. I'm not even kidding.
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love this ride. I'm not even kidding. And what did you think? Cool. That was
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And what did you think? Cool. That was
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And what did you think? Cool. That was so great. Thank you, Heimley. Oh, that
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so great. Thank you, Heimley. Oh, that
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so great. Thank you, Heimley. Oh, that was so great. Oh, look, a giant bug. Oh
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was so great. Oh, look, a giant bug. Oh
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was so great. Oh, look, a giant bug. Oh my gosh. Look at the size of that
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my gosh. Look at the size of that
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my gosh. Look at the size of that maneating insect alley. Get my can of
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maneating insect alley. Get my can of
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maneating insect alley. Get my can of rain. We need to extinguish the threat.
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rain. We need to extinguish the threat.
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rain. We need to extinguish the threat. It's flick. Oh,
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It's flick. Oh,
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It's flick. Oh, Natalie. No. Go the other way. Oh, yeah.
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Natalie. No. Go the other way. Oh, yeah.
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Natalie. No. Go the other way. Oh, yeah. It's It's Flick. Never mind. It's just
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It's It's Flick. Never mind. It's just
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It's It's Flick. Never mind. It's just Flick. Hey, it's just Flick. Nobody
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Flick. Hey, it's just Flick. Nobody
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Flick. Hey, it's just Flick. Nobody panic. Oh, man. After a ride experience
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panic. Oh, man. After a ride experience
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panic. Oh, man. After a ride experience like that, it's like, what else is there
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like that, it's like, what else is there
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like that, it's like, what else is there to even do at DCA? No point staying.
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to even do at DCA? No point staying.
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to even do at DCA? No point staying. Nothing left to do at all. We've had all
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Nothing left to do at all. We've had all
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Nothing left to do at all. We've had all the fun we can possibly have
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Let's do it again. What?
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Let's do it again. What? Oh yeah, that's a fun one. That's a fun
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Oh yeah, that's a fun one. That's a fun
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Oh yeah, that's a fun one. That's a fun one right there. So, now for another
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one right there. So, now for another
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one right there. So, now for another place that's outside of my comfort zone.
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place that's outside of my comfort zone.
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place that's outside of my comfort zone. Ally left home with basically little
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Ally left home with basically little
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Ally left home with basically little more than the clothes on her back. So,
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more than the clothes on her back. So,
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more than the clothes on her back. So, slowly just replacing the essentials. I
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slowly just replacing the essentials. I
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slowly just replacing the essentials. I am a man, an ugly man at that. So, I
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am a man, an ugly man at that. So, I
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am a man, an ugly man at that. So, I know very little about this stuff. But
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know very little about this stuff. But
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know very little about this stuff. But some makeup things are apparently
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some makeup things are apparently
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some makeup things are apparently essentials. It's always easy to judge
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essentials. It's always easy to judge
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essentials. It's always easy to judge other people and say, "Oh, they don't
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other people and say, "Oh, they don't
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other people and say, "Oh, they don't need that. I don't need that. Why can't
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need that. I don't need that. Why can't
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need that. I don't need that. Why can't they live like me?" But honestly,
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they live like me?" But honestly,
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they live like me?" But honestly, everybody is different. Everybody has
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everybody is different. Everybody has
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everybody is different. Everybody has different things that make them feel
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different things that make them feel
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different things that make them feel comfortable, that make them function
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comfortable, that make them function
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comfortable, that make them function throughout the day, you know? Like for
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throughout the day, you know? Like for
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throughout the day, you know? Like for me, I'm one of those people where I can
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me, I'm one of those people where I can
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me, I'm one of those people where I can wear the same pants every day for two
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wear the same pants every day for two
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wear the same pants every day for two weeks. I go out in the desert with no
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weeks. I go out in the desert with no
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weeks. I go out in the desert with no sunscreen. I used to get a boy scout
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sunscreen. I used to get a boy scout
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sunscreen. I used to get a boy scout camp and have to sleep in shelters that
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camp and have to sleep in shelters that
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camp and have to sleep in shelters that I made. And spoiler alert, I'm terrible
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I made. And spoiler alert, I'm terrible
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I made. And spoiler alert, I'm terrible at making shelters. So, this is like a
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at making shelters. So, this is like a
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at making shelters. So, this is like a strange new world for me. But honestly,
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strange new world for me. But honestly,
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strange new world for me. But honestly, you know, I like that we're very
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you know, I like that we're very
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you know, I like that we're very different. Spice life. Oh, look at this.
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different. Spice life. Oh, look at this.
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different. Spice life. Oh, look at this. Ally, look. I could smell like Johnny
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Ally, look. I could smell like Johnny
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Ally, look. I could smell like Johnny Depp. What do you think Johnny Depp
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Depp. What do you think Johnny Depp
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Depp. What do you think Johnny Depp smells like?
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Oh, it smells like boiling
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Oh, it smells like boiling acid. I mean, handsome boiling acid.
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acid. I mean, handsome boiling acid.
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acid. I mean, handsome boiling acid. Stings the eyes and the
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Stings the eyes and the
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Stings the eyes and the nostrils. Brian, I got to be honest with
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nostrils. Brian, I got to be honest with
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nostrils. Brian, I got to be honest with you. That smells like pure gasoline.
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you. That smells like pure gasoline.
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you. That smells like pure gasoline. There we go. Another errand
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There we go. Another errand
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There we go. Another errand accomplish. Accomplish. Another errand
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accomplish. Accomplish. Another errand
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accomplish. Accomplish. Another errand accomplished. Oh, wait. Hey, Ally, sniff
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accomplished. Oh, wait. Hey, Ally, sniff
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accomplished. Oh, wait. Hey, Ally, sniff my face. Sniff my face. Do I smell like
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my face. Sniff my face. Do I smell like
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my face. Sniff my face. Do I smell like Johnny
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Johnny
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Johnny Depp? Yeah. Totally worth the stinging
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Depp? Yeah. Totally worth the stinging
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Depp? Yeah. Totally worth the stinging of the eyeballs. Oh no. What if my hands
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of the eyeballs. Oh no. What if my hands
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of the eyeballs. Oh no. What if my hands turn to scissors now? What if my hands
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turn to scissors now? What if my hands
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turn to scissors now? What if my hands turn to scissors now? Would you still
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turn to scissors now? Would you still
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turn to scissors now? Would you still love me if I have scissor hands?
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Like for like So you'd still like me if
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Like for like So you'd still like me if I lost a foot, but it would be over if I
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I lost a foot, but it would be over if I
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I lost a foot, but it would be over if I had scissor hands. All right, at least I
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had scissor hands. All right, at least I
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had scissor hands. All right, at least I know where you draw the line. All right,
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know where you draw the line. All right,
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know where you draw the line. All right, the next mission now. Go to dinner with
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the next mission now. Go to dinner with
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the next mission now. Go to dinner with my favorite people. With Ally and with
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my favorite people. With Ally and with
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my favorite people. With Ally and with London.
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We have to come to the mall to get some
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We have to come to the mall to get some pants anyways. So, why not stop into Red
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pants anyways. So, why not stop into Red
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pants anyways. So, why not stop into Red Robin? It's America's favorite gourmet
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Robin? It's America's favorite gourmet
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Robin? It's America's favorite gourmet burgers and spirits alley. Oh, I hope
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burgers and spirits alley. Oh, I hope
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burgers and spirits alley. Oh, I hope those Ghostbusters don't find about the
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those Ghostbusters don't find about the
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those Ghostbusters don't find about the spirits or you know, stuff's going down.
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spirits or you know, stuff's going down.
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spirits or you know, stuff's going down. Well, thank you, little boy. Ooh, this
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Well, thank you, little boy. Ooh, this
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Well, thank you, little boy. Ooh, this Red Robin's still old school looking.
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Red Robin's still old school looking.
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Red Robin's still old school looking. This is probably the last Red Robin that
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This is probably the last Red Robin that
21:27
This is probably the last Red Robin that still looks like this. At least that
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still looks like this. At least that
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still looks like this. At least that I've been into in a long time. Every Red
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I've been into in a long time. Every Red
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I've been into in a long time. Every Red Robin has that baseball flag. Even the
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Robin has that baseball flag. Even the
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Robin has that baseball flag. Even the new ones got rid of all these posters,
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new ones got rid of all these posters,
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new ones got rid of all these posters, kept the baseball flag. A flag made out
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kept the baseball flag. A flag made out
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kept the baseball flag. A flag made out of baseballs in every single Why do you
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of baseballs in every single Why do you
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of baseballs in every single Why do you think they have one in every single Red
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think they have one in every single Red
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think they have one in every single Red Robin? I don't know. I have no idea
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Robin? I don't know. I have no idea
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Robin? I don't know. I have no idea either. I think the owner of Red Robin
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either. I think the owner of Red Robin
21:47
either. I think the owner of Red Robin probably has a brother that has a side
21:49
probably has a brother that has a side
21:49
probably has a brother that has a side business creating American flags out of
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business creating American flags out of
21:51
business creating American flags out of baseballs. And it's like, well, I got to
21:53
baseballs. And it's like, well, I got to
21:53
baseballs. And it's like, well, I got to keep my brother in business somehow. I
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keep my brother in business somehow. I
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keep my brother in business somehow. I That's my theory. What do you think? I
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That's my theory. What do you think? I
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That's my theory. What do you think? I like how London gets a a Spanish kids
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like how London gets a a Spanish kids
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like how London gets a a Spanish kids menu. I hope you can read pictures in
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menu. I hope you can read pictures in
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menu. I hope you can read pictures in Spanish.
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I can read them. I didn't think I'd be
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I can read them. I didn't think I'd be back at Red Robin for a while, but
22:10
back at Red Robin for a while, but
22:10
back at Red Robin for a while, but luckily people keep sending me gift
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luckily people keep sending me gift
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luckily people keep sending me gift cards in the mail for Red Robin. So,
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cards in the mail for Red Robin. So,
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cards in the mail for Red Robin. So, here we go. More food. This one was like
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here we go. More food. This one was like
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here we go. More food. This one was like an Amazon gift card. Like, someone
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an Amazon gift card. Like, someone
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an Amazon gift card. Like, someone bought it on Amazon and it emailed to
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bought it on Amazon and it emailed to
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bought it on Amazon and it emailed to me. I did not even know that you could
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me. I did not even know that you could
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me. I did not even know that you could do that, but apparently the internet.
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do that, but apparently the internet.
22:26
do that, but apparently the internet. What are you doing? Looking at desserts.
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What are you doing? Looking at desserts.
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What are you doing? Looking at desserts. Desserts? Oh, you're looking at
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Desserts? Oh, you're looking at
22:31
Desserts? Oh, you're looking at desserts. I thought you were playing a
22:32
desserts. I thought you were playing a
22:32
desserts. I thought you were playing a game like it's called desserts.
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game like it's called desserts.
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game like it's called desserts. Thank you, Statue of Liberty, for your
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Thank you, Statue of Liberty, for your
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Thank you, Statue of Liberty, for your delicious burgery goodness.
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delicious burgery goodness.
22:41
delicious burgery goodness. Look, they give you free balloons here
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mall. Oh, yeah. Here's a place I'm
22:53
mall. Oh, yeah. Here's a place I'm totally comfortable. Oh, sure.
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Oh, this place is giving me mixed
23:03
Oh, this place is giving me mixed signals here. Look at this, London. I
23:05
signals here. Look at this, London. I
23:05
signals here. Look at this, London. I think they robbed some Egyptian tombs to
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think they robbed some Egyptian tombs to
23:08
think they robbed some Egyptian tombs to get their gold. This store is owned by
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get their gold. This store is owned by
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get their gold. This store is owned by grave robbers. Look at this, buddy. Have
23:14
grave robbers. Look at this, buddy. Have
23:14
grave robbers. Look at this, buddy. Have you ever seen this? They've invented
23:16
you ever seen this? They've invented
23:16
you ever seen this? They've invented shoes made of
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shoes made of
23:18
shoes made of strings. Years. Look at this. It's like
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strings. Years. Look at this. It's like
23:21
strings. Years. Look at this. It's like half a shirt. You think it's half price?
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half a shirt. You think it's half price?
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half a shirt. You think it's half price? Probably not. You look comfortable here.
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Probably not. You look comfortable here.
23:27
Probably not. You look comfortable here. Oh, what the heck? That is actually
23:29
Oh, what the heck? That is actually
23:29
Oh, what the heck? That is actually rad. What the heck? Why is there no man
23:32
rad. What the heck? Why is there no man
23:32
rad. What the heck? Why is there no man version of that? Okay, this is cool. I
23:34
version of that? Okay, this is cool. I
23:34
version of that? Okay, this is cool. I respect this. Look at that. That looks
23:36
respect this. Look at that. That looks
23:36
respect this. Look at that. That looks like almost like 1960s, like Rocco's
23:39
like almost like 1960s, like Rocco's
23:39
like almost like 1960s, like Rocco's Modern Life shirt. What? What do you
23:41
Modern Life shirt. What? What do you
23:41
Modern Life shirt. What? What do you got? I like this color. You think I can
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got? I like this color. You think I can
23:43
got? I like this color. You think I can wear that? Yeah, that color works. It's
23:44
wear that? Yeah, that color works. It's
23:44
wear that? Yeah, that color works. It's okay. You think you're going to get me
23:46
okay. You think you're going to get me
23:46
okay. You think you're going to get me to wear shorts? Never. Oh, wait. Listen,
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to wear shorts? Never. Oh, wait. Listen,
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to wear shorts? Never. Oh, wait. Listen, I'm not the one who lost an entire
23:52
I'm not the one who lost an entire
23:52
I'm not the one who lost an entire wardrobe and needs a whole new wardrobe.
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wardrobe and needs a whole new wardrobe.
23:54
wardrobe and needs a whole new wardrobe. You can try to work on me in the future.
23:56
You can try to work on me in the future.
23:56
You can try to work on me in the future. I like raccoons. I draw the line at
23:59
I like raccoons. I draw the line at
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I like raccoons. I draw the line at wearing raccoons with bow ties on my
24:01
wearing raccoons with bow ties on my
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wearing raccoons with bow ties on my shirt. Just saying. I mean, don't get me
24:03
shirt. Just saying. I mean, don't get me
24:03
shirt. Just saying. I mean, don't get me wrong, I like stripes. And I have
24:04
wrong, I like stripes. And I have
24:04
wrong, I like stripes. And I have nothing against Forever 21
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nothing against Forever 21
24:06
nothing against Forever 21 theoretically. It's just that most of
24:07
theoretically. It's just that most of
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theoretically. It's just that most of this stuff is really not very uh not
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this stuff is really not very uh not
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this stuff is really not very uh not very mean. Although, I do like to turn
24:14
very mean. Although, I do like to turn
24:14
very mean. Although, I do like to turn up the volume now and then cuz I'm like
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up the volume now and then cuz I'm like
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up the volume now and then cuz I'm like super
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super
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super dope. So, what are you doing? Creepy.
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dope. So, what are you doing? Creepy.
24:22
dope. So, what are you doing? Creepy. You keep using this word. I don't think
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You keep using this word. I don't think
24:26
You keep using this word. I don't think it means what you think it means. Look
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it means what you think it means. Look
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it means what you think it means. Look at this free ride.
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at this free ride.
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at this free ride. Sweet. This is almost as good as him
24:34
Sweet. This is almost as good as him
24:34
Sweet. This is almost as good as him like choo choo train escalator. Yeah.
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like choo choo train escalator. Yeah.
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like choo choo train escalator. Yeah. Nice.
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Nice.
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Nice. Smooth. What is the secret? All right.
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Smooth. What is the secret? All right.
24:41
Smooth. What is the secret? All right. This is next up on her try to look list.
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This is next up on her try to look list.
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This is next up on her try to look list. This is crazy though. You guys got to
24:45
This is crazy though. You guys got to
24:45
This is crazy though. You guys got to check this out. Did you know that Keanu
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check this out. Did you know that Keanu
24:47
check this out. Did you know that Keanu Reeves can skateboard? Dude, Trinity
24:52
Reeves can skateboard? Dude, Trinity
24:52
Reeves can skateboard? Dude, Trinity Morpheus skateboarding. Oh my gosh. She
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Morpheus skateboarding. Oh my gosh. She
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Morpheus skateboarding. Oh my gosh. She just got so excited because look at this
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just got so excited because look at this
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just got so excited because look at this poster. Look, look, look, look, look,
24:58
poster. Look, look, look, look, look,
24:58
poster. Look, look, look, look, look, look. Disney Little Mermaid. Oh, it's so
25:01
look. Disney Little Mermaid. Oh, it's so
25:01
look. Disney Little Mermaid. Oh, it's so cool. Oh, only it's been over for like a
25:04
cool. Oh, only it's been over for like a
25:04
cool. Oh, only it's been over for like a while. That poster just broke my heart
25:08
while. That poster just broke my heart
25:08
while. That poster just broke my heart and crushed my dreams. Interesting. The
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and crushed my dreams. Interesting. The
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and crushed my dreams. Interesting. The people at the Solar City booth will
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people at the Solar City booth will
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people at the Solar City booth will return later. Two things. One, I haven't
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return later. Two things. One, I haven't
25:16
return later. Two things. One, I haven't seen one of these signs in like 25
25:19
seen one of these signs in like 25
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seen one of these signs in like 25 years. Number two, I don't think nuclear
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years. Number two, I don't think nuclear
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years. Number two, I don't think nuclear power is taking any breaks. Step up your
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power is taking any breaks. Step up your
25:23
power is taking any breaks. Step up your game, Solar City. Come on, we need your
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game, Solar City. Come on, we need your
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game, Solar City. Come on, we need your clean energy. I guess I have to come in
25:28
clean energy. I guess I have to come in
25:28
clean energy. I guess I have to come in here,
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here,
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here, too. That was me. Every time my mom
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too. That was me. Every time my mom
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too. That was me. Every time my mom would make me go clothes shopping, I
25:34
would make me go clothes shopping, I
25:34
would make me go clothes shopping, I would hide in all of the clothes racks
25:36
would hide in all of the clothes racks
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would hide in all of the clothes racks and I would always get yelled at for it.
25:38
and I would always get yelled at for it.
25:38
and I would always get yelled at for it. So, I always swore I would never get
25:40
So, I always swore I would never get
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So, I always swore I would never get upset at my kid for it. And now I have
25:43
upset at my kid for it. And now I have
25:43
upset at my kid for it. And now I have to live up to that swearing to
25:51
myself. Let me see those. Oh, dang.
25:51
myself. Let me see those. Oh, dang. Movie star. Let me try those. Let's see
25:54
Movie star. Let me try those. Let's see
25:54
Movie star. Let me try those. Let's see here. Oh yeah, I'm a whole new me. Okay,
25:58
here. Oh yeah, I'm a whole new me. Okay,
25:58
here. Oh yeah, I'm a whole new me. Okay, I really don't want to admit this, but I
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I really don't want to admit this, but I
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I really don't want to admit this, but I kind of think stuff like this is cool.
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kind of think stuff like this is cool.
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kind of think stuff like this is cool. Listen, listen, listen, listen. Hear me
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Listen, listen, listen, listen. Hear me
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Listen, listen, listen, listen. Hear me out. I don't own any stuff like this. I
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out. I don't own any stuff like this. I
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out. I don't own any stuff like this. I have yet to purchase any pants like
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have yet to purchase any pants like
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have yet to purchase any pants like this, but I grew up in the '8s. You
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this, but I grew up in the '8s. You
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this, but I grew up in the '8s. You know, Michael Jackson's Bad and Thriller
26:13
know, Michael Jackson's Bad and Thriller
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know, Michael Jackson's Bad and Thriller and everything. And like everyone from
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and everything. And like everyone from
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and everything. And like everyone from the future would wear stuff like this.
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the future would wear stuff like this.
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the future would wear stuff like this. They all had textured clothes. Like I
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They all had textured clothes. Like I
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They all had textured clothes. Like I know this is normal to all of you who
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know this is normal to all of you who
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know this is normal to all of you who are used to modern fashion, but this
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are used to modern fashion, but this
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are used to modern fashion, but this looks like something someone would wear.
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looks like something someone would wear.
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looks like something someone would wear. Pants from Star Wars or something like
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Pants from Star Wars or something like
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Pants from Star Wars or something like that. You know what I mean? Like a bad
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that. You know what I mean? Like a bad
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that. You know what I mean? Like a bad '8s Captain Eio, something like that.
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'8s Captain Eio, something like that.
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'8s Captain Eio, something like that. So, I'm supposed to be like all old and
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So, I'm supposed to be like all old and
26:33
So, I'm supposed to be like all old and mature. Like I don't like the young
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mature. Like I don't like the young
26:35
mature. Like I don't like the young people stuff, but like I I actually kind
26:37
people stuff, but like I I actually kind
26:37
people stuff, but like I I actually kind of think that's cool. Hey, I know that
26:40
of think that's cool. Hey, I know that
26:40
of think that's cool. Hey, I know that song. The '9s are back. I knew it would
26:43
song. The '9s are back. I knew it would
26:43
song. The '9s are back. I knew it would come back. And I found striped shirts,
26:45
come back. And I found striped shirts,
26:45
come back. And I found striped shirts, which I love striped shirts. I don't
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which I love striped shirts. I don't
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which I love striped shirts. I don't know why the bottom of them looks like a
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know why the bottom of them looks like a
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know why the bottom of them looks like a C, but that's okay. Just like a like a
26:53
C, but that's okay. Just like a like a
26:53
C, but that's okay. Just like a like a onesie. It's like a if you put a button
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onesie. It's like a if you put a button
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onesie. It's like a if you put a button right here, it's just like a like a man
26:57
right here, it's just like a like a man
26:57
right here, it's just like a like a man onesie. Like a like a mansie. That's
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onesie. Like a like a mansie. That's
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onesie. Like a like a mansie. That's weird. I see you. Oh my gosh, it's Kiana
27:04
weird. I see you. Oh my gosh, it's Kiana
27:04
weird. I see you. Oh my gosh, it's Kiana Reeves again. And he keeps getting
27:06
Reeves again. And he keeps getting
27:06
Reeves again. And he keeps getting younger and younger. So that's what
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younger and younger. So that's what
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younger and younger. So that's what happened to that guy. London has noticed
27:10
happened to that guy. London has noticed
27:10
happened to that guy. London has noticed the fountain. Okay, London, tell me if
27:12
the fountain. Okay, London, tell me if
27:12
the fountain. Okay, London, tell me if you see this. I always say this fountain
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you see this. I always say this fountain
27:15
you see this. I always say this fountain looks like a fountain of death stars.
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looks like a fountain of death stars.
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looks like a fountain of death stars. What' you say? It really is. Look it.
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What' you say? It really is. Look it.
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What' you say? It really is. Look it. And they move around. Crazy, right? Look
27:24
And they move around. Crazy, right? Look
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And they move around. Crazy, right? Look at their death stars floating on top of
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at their death stars floating on top of
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at their death stars floating on top of the water. They kind of move.
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See? Oh, I'm afraid the fountain will be
27:35
See? Oh, I'm afraid the fountain will be quite
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quite
27:37
quite operational when your friends arrive.
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operational when your friends arrive.
27:42
operational when your friends arrive. Whoops. We almost lost Ally. That's
27:43
Whoops. We almost lost Ally. That's
27:43
Whoops. We almost lost Ally. That's cute. All right, we've now moved on to
27:45
cute. All right, we've now moved on to
27:45
cute. All right, we've now moved on to the store called Box Lunch. Box Lunch.
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the store called Box Lunch. Box Lunch.
27:48
the store called Box Lunch. Box Lunch. This store hasn't been here for very
27:49
This store hasn't been here for very
27:49
This store hasn't been here for very long, but it's got a lot of cool stuff.
27:51
long, but it's got a lot of cool stuff.
27:51
long, but it's got a lot of cool stuff. What is that? What is that? A Star Wars
27:54
What is that? What is that? A Star Wars
27:54
What is that? What is that? A Star Wars waffle maker. Is that a freaking Darth
27:56
waffle maker. Is that a freaking Darth
27:56
waffle maker. Is that a freaking Darth Vader waffle maker? That is ep. Would
27:58
Vader waffle maker? That is ep. Would
27:58
Vader waffle maker? That is ep. Would you eat a Darth Vader waffle? Yeah.
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you eat a Darth Vader waffle? Yeah.
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you eat a Darth Vader waffle? Yeah. Guess what? What? I have a toast
28:04
Guess what? What? I have a toast
28:04
Guess what? What? I have a toast um thing that A toaster. Yeah, toast.
28:08
um thing that A toaster. Yeah, toast.
28:08
um thing that A toaster. Yeah, toast. It's actually right here. You have a
28:10
It's actually right here. You have a
28:10
It's actually right here. You have a Darth Vader toaster. Yeah. That's
28:12
Darth Vader toaster. Yeah. That's
28:12
Darth Vader toaster. Yeah. That's awesome. And every time you put toast in
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awesome. And every time you put toast in
28:15
awesome. And every time you put toast in it and it's done, it always says Star
28:17
it and it's done, it always says Star
28:17
it and it's done, it always says Star Wars on the front. Really? Yeah. Oh,
28:19
Wars on the front. Really? Yeah. Oh,
28:19
Wars on the front. Really? Yeah. Oh, look at that. I like that old school
28:21
look at that. I like that old school
28:21
look at that. I like that old school Nintendo stuff right there. Oh, look at
28:22
Nintendo stuff right there. Oh, look at
28:22
Nintendo stuff right there. Oh, look at the old school Mario shirt. Why is this
28:24
the old school Mario shirt. Why is this
28:24
the old school Mario shirt. Why is this a girl shirt? Every cool shirt lately.
28:27
a girl shirt? Every cool shirt lately.
28:27
a girl shirt? Every cool shirt lately. It's for girls. That's like the best
28:29
It's for girls. That's like the best
28:29
It's for girls. That's like the best Mario shirt ever, but it's for girls.
28:30
Mario shirt ever, but it's for girls.
28:30
Mario shirt ever, but it's for girls. What? We get this. I don't know. The
28:34
What? We get this. I don't know. The
28:34
What? We get this. I don't know. The Clash. First Green Day and then the
28:36
Clash. First Green Day and then the
28:36
Clash. First Green Day and then the Clash. This is like the best music day
28:37
Clash. This is like the best music day
28:37
Clash. This is like the best music day ever for me. Okay, that's cool. I want
28:39
ever for me. Okay, that's cool. I want
28:39
ever for me. Okay, that's cool. I want that. Poor Ally. We're just trying to
28:40
that. Poor Ally. We're just trying to
28:40
that. Poor Ally. We're just trying to look for clothes for her and not too
28:42
look for clothes for her and not too
28:42
look for clothes for her and not too much luck today and I just keep finding
28:44
much luck today and I just keep finding
28:44
much luck today and I just keep finding stuff that I'm like, "Yes, yes." We come
28:46
stuff that I'm like, "Yes, yes." We come
28:46
stuff that I'm like, "Yes, yes." We come from Garage Land. Oh no. Oh no. What
28:51
from Garage Land. Oh no. Oh no. What
28:51
from Garage Land. Oh no. Oh no. What have you guys found? Legend of Zelda
28:53
have you guys found? Legend of Zelda
28:53
have you guys found? Legend of Zelda stuff. What is this thing? It's a Mario
28:56
stuff. What is this thing? It's a Mario
28:56
stuff. What is this thing? It's a Mario mystery box. So, what's in it? I have no
28:59
mystery box. So, what's in it? I have no
28:59
mystery box. So, what's in it? I have no idea. It's a mystery. What about this?
29:03
idea. It's a mystery. What about this?
29:03
idea. It's a mystery. What about this? Yeah. Ellie found it. Don't you love
29:05
Yeah. Ellie found it. Don't you love
29:05
Yeah. Ellie found it. Don't you love Five Nights at Freddy's? Yeah. Look at
29:08
Five Nights at Freddy's? Yeah. Look at
29:08
Five Nights at Freddy's? Yeah. Look at that thing.
29:09
that thing.
29:10
that thing. Yeah, it's Five Nights at Freddy's. What
29:11
Yeah, it's Five Nights at Freddy's. What
29:11
Yeah, it's Five Nights at Freddy's. What the heck? Look at this
29:13
the heck? Look at this
29:13
the heck? Look at this Tetris lights. Light up Tetris. What?
29:18
Tetris lights. Light up Tetris. What?
29:18
Tetris lights. Light up Tetris. What? Why is there like so much epic8s stuff
29:21
Why is there like so much epic8s stuff
29:21
Why is there like so much epic8s stuff right here? Ah, Pac-Man. Holy crap. Look
29:24
right here? Ah, Pac-Man. Holy crap. Look
29:24
right here? Ah, Pac-Man. Holy crap. Look it. Look it. Look it. A Mega Man shirt.
29:26
it. Look it. Look it. A Mega Man shirt.
29:26
it. Look it. Look it. A Mega Man shirt. Old school. The Clash is playing. I
29:28
Old school. The Clash is playing. I
29:28
Old school. The Clash is playing. I found a Mega Man
29:30
found a Mega Man
29:30
found a Mega Man shirt. Look at this. A Mega Man Mega
29:33
shirt. Look at this. A Mega Man Mega
29:33
shirt. Look at this. A Mega Man Mega Buster keychain. Can you hold that
29:34
Buster keychain. Can you hold that
29:34
Buster keychain. Can you hold that really still for me? Look it. That is
29:37
really still for me? Look it. That is
29:37
really still for me? Look it. That is what Mega Man looked like when I was a
29:39
what Mega Man looked like when I was a
29:39
what Mega Man looked like when I was a kid. He wasn't all cute in anime. I
29:41
kid. He wasn't all cute in anime. I
29:41
kid. He wasn't all cute in anime. I mean, I guess he is kind of cute in
29:42
mean, I guess he is kind of cute in
29:42
mean, I guess he is kind of cute in anime, but he was like tough. It's hard
29:44
anime, but he was like tough. It's hard
29:44
anime, but he was like tough. It's hard to explain. A look, freaking Teenage
29:47
to explain. A look, freaking Teenage
29:47
to explain. A look, freaking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle shirt, too.
29:49
Mutant Ninja Turtle shirt, too.
29:49
Mutant Ninja Turtle shirt, too. Yes. This is so cute. Good night, Moon
29:53
Yes. This is so cute. Good night, Moon
29:53
Yes. This is so cute. Good night, Moon onesie. Allie said she found a button
29:55
onesie. Allie said she found a button
29:55
onesie. Allie said she found a button for her. Uh-oh. What's this world coming
29:58
for her. Uh-oh. What's this world coming
29:58
for her. Uh-oh. What's this world coming to? Oh my
30:00
to? Oh my
30:00
to? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I need to get out of
30:03
gosh. Oh my gosh. I need to get out of
30:03
gosh. Oh my gosh. I need to get out of here. We got to get out of that store.
30:04
here. We got to get out of that store.
30:04
here. We got to get out of that store. We got to get out of that store. Oh, we
30:06
We got to get out of that store. Oh, we
30:06
We got to get out of that store. Oh, we have to save some money to buy Ali
30:07
have to save some money to buy Ali
30:07
have to save some money to buy Ali clothes before I buy every8s t-shirt in
30:10
clothes before I buy every8s t-shirt in
30:10
clothes before I buy every8s t-shirt in the world. Honestly, I really hate
30:14
the world. Honestly, I really hate
30:14
the world. Honestly, I really hate malls. Or at least I always used to.
30:16
malls. Or at least I always used to.
30:16
malls. Or at least I always used to. They always used to just give me
30:17
They always used to just give me
30:17
They always used to just give me anxiety. They still do when it's really
30:18
anxiety. They still do when it's really
30:18
anxiety. They still do when it's really crowded like around Christmas time. I'm
30:19
crowded like around Christmas time. I'm
30:19
crowded like around Christmas time. I'm like, but ever since I met Ally, for
30:23
like, but ever since I met Ally, for
30:23
like, but ever since I met Ally, for some reason, I can put up with them all
30:25
some reason, I can put up with them all
30:25
some reason, I can put up with them all as long as I'm with her. All right, the
30:27
as long as I'm with her. All right, the
30:27
as long as I'm with her. All right, the pants search continues inside of Urban
30:30
pants search continues inside of Urban
30:30
pants search continues inside of Urban Outfitters. Trendy and cool.
30:41
This is um this one's not this place
30:41
This is um this one's not this place isn't I feel uncomfortable. Oh, I wonder
30:43
isn't I feel uncomfortable. Oh, I wonder
30:43
isn't I feel uncomfortable. Oh, I wonder how
30:44
how
30:44
how much. So, uh yeah,
30:48
much. So, uh yeah,
30:48
much. So, uh yeah, Urban Outfitters,
30:50
Urban Outfitters,
30:50
Urban Outfitters, huh? A just said she wished she had legs
30:53
huh? A just said she wished she had legs
30:53
huh? A just said she wished she had legs like this. Why would someone want cloth
30:56
like this. Why would someone want cloth
30:56
like this. Why would someone want cloth legs? Oh, look, a prism of some kind.
30:59
legs? Oh, look, a prism of some kind.
30:59
legs? Oh, look, a prism of some kind. How poliana of them? Why are there
31:03
How poliana of them? Why are there
31:03
How poliana of them? Why are there rocks? Um, because they want us to think
31:07
rocks? Um, because they want us to think
31:07
rocks? Um, because they want us to think that they're store rocks. Maybe. I
31:10
that they're store rocks. Maybe. I
31:10
that they're store rocks. Maybe. I don't. No one understands, son. Yeah.
31:13
don't. No one understands, son. Yeah.
31:13
don't. No one understands, son. Yeah. Turns out some stores still give me
31:15
Turns out some stores still give me
31:15
Turns out some stores still give me anxiety. It's okay, though. It's a
31:17
anxiety. It's okay, though. It's a
31:17
anxiety. It's okay, though. It's a process. Oh my gosh. London, look. These
31:20
process. Oh my gosh. London, look. These
31:20
process. Oh my gosh. London, look. These people have no faces. Slenderman. What?
31:24
people have no faces. Slenderman. What?
31:24
people have no faces. Slenderman. What? Slenderman. Slenderman. Wife of
31:28
Slenderman. Slenderman. Wife of
31:28
Slenderman. Slenderman. Wife of Slenderman. Wow. The Fourth of July
31:30
Slenderman. Wow. The Fourth of July
31:30
Slenderman. Wow. The Fourth of July deals must have been so great that it
31:31
deals must have been so great that it
31:31
deals must have been so great that it not only blew this woman's mind, it blew
31:34
not only blew this woman's mind, it blew
31:34
not only blew this woman's mind, it blew her face off. You're being very patient
31:37
her face off. You're being very patient
31:37
her face off. You're being very patient and good, man. Let me tell you, because
31:38
and good, man. Let me tell you, because
31:38
and good, man. Let me tell you, because when I was a kid, no way would I have
31:41
when I was a kid, no way would I have
31:41
when I was a kid, no way would I have survived this long. Especially cuz I'm
31:42
survived this long. Especially cuz I'm
31:42
survived this long. Especially cuz I'm not letting you play games on my phone
31:44
not letting you play games on my phone
31:44
not letting you play games on my phone right now, which is like, look at no
31:46
right now, which is like, look at no
31:46
right now, which is like, look at no games or anything. And he is just so
31:49
games or anything. And he is just so
31:49
games or anything. And he is just so happy to be here. Ooh, look at this.
31:51
happy to be here. Ooh, look at this.
31:51
happy to be here. Ooh, look at this. Look what we found right here. Look at
31:53
Look what we found right here. Look at
31:53
Look what we found right here. Look at these. London, put your face on that
31:55
these. London, put your face on that
31:55
these. London, put your face on that pizza. Careful. You know what they say,
31:58
pizza. Careful. You know what they say,
31:58
pizza. Careful. You know what they say, fast food will give you pimples,
31:59
fast food will give you pimples,
31:59
fast food will give you pimples, especially if you sleep on it. Seriously
32:02
especially if you sleep on it. Seriously
32:02
especially if you sleep on it. Seriously though, I really want this. You want
32:05
though, I really want this. You want
32:05
though, I really want this. You want that? I don't know if I could ever lay
32:07
that? I don't know if I could ever lay
32:07
that? I don't know if I could ever lay on this without just thinking that I was
32:09
on this without just thinking that I was
32:09
on this without just thinking that I was going to get the world's worst case of
32:11
going to get the world's worst case of
32:11
going to get the world's worst case of acne. Man, today is like the ultimate
32:14
acne. Man, today is like the ultimate
32:14
acne. Man, today is like the ultimate day of escalators. Okay, finally we
32:18
day of escalators. Okay, finally we
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day of escalators. Okay, finally we found sweet black pants. We got black
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found sweet black pants. We got black
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found sweet black pants. We got black shirts for your school. We got it all
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shirts for your school. We got it all
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shirts for your school. We got it all for a heck of good deal. So, we're okay
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for a heck of good deal. So, we're okay
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for a heck of good deal. So, we're okay and we can finally leave the mall.
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and we can finally leave the mall.
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and we can finally leave the mall. Hooray. Hey, London, guess what? We get
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Hooray. Hey, London, guess what? We get
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Hooray. Hey, London, guess what? We get to leave the mall now. Yay!
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to leave the mall now. Yay!
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to leave the mall now. Yay! Hooray! Ally looks sad,
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though. Freedom. Freedom. Oh, and now I
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though. Freedom. Freedom. Oh, and now I never have to go to a mall again, as far
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never have to go to a mall again, as far
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never have to go to a mall again, as far as I know. Oh, what a crazy, stressful
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as I know. Oh, what a crazy, stressful
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as I know. Oh, what a crazy, stressful past couple of days. But you know what
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past couple of days. But you know what
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past couple of days. But you know what though, guys? Seriously, as much as I
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though, guys? Seriously, as much as I
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though, guys? Seriously, as much as I love being out on the road doing
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love being out on the road doing
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love being out on the road doing whatever and being all crazy and having
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whatever and being all crazy and having
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whatever and being all crazy and having adventures, which I'll be back there
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adventures, which I'll be back there
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adventures, which I'll be back there again soon, I also really like to get to
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again soon, I also really like to get to
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again soon, I also really like to get to spend time with the people that I love.
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spend time with the people that I love.
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spend time with the people that I love. So, thank you for hanging out and doing
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So, thank you for hanging out and doing
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So, thank you for hanging out and doing the errands with us today. You've done
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the errands with us today. You've done
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the errands with us today. You've done your duty. You can all go home and sleep
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your duty. You can all go home and sleep
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your duty. You can all go home and sleep well.
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Oh, dang. I really wanted a banana. Oh,
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Oh, dang. I really wanted a banana. Oh, I've made some kind of mistake.