Alive in vegas: The Quest for 20 Bucks!

0:03 Well, good afternoon and hello from Sin

0:03 Well, good afternoon and hello from Sin City, fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada, where

0:08 City, fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada, where

0:08 City, fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada, where right behind me lies the hulk of the

0:10 right behind me lies the hulk of the

0:10 right behind me lies the hulk of the closed Mirage Hotel and Casino that was

0:13 closed Mirage Hotel and Casino that was

0:13 closed Mirage Hotel and Casino that was out here for 34 years on the Las Vegas

0:16 out here for 34 years on the Las Vegas

0:16 out here for 34 years on the Las Vegas strip with its beautiful lake, its

0:18 strip with its beautiful lake, its

0:18 strip with its beautiful lake, its volcanoes, its shows, like the Beatles

0:21 volcanoes, its shows, like the Beatles

0:21 volcanoes, its shows, like the Beatles Love have all now disappeared. But like

0:24 Love have all now disappeared. But like

0:24 Love have all now disappeared. But like a phoenix rising from the ashes, it is

0:27 a phoenix rising from the ashes, it is

0:27 a phoenix rising from the ashes, it is being reborn right in front of our eyes

0:30 being reborn right in front of our eyes

0:30 being reborn right in front of our eyes as they construct the bottom half of the

0:33 as they construct the bottom half of the

0:33 as they construct the bottom half of the giant guitar-shaped portion of the brand

0:36 giant guitar-shaped portion of the brand

0:36 giant guitar-shaped portion of the brand new Hard Rock Hotel and Casino taking

0:40 new Hard Rock Hotel and Casino taking

0:40 new Hard Rock Hotel and Casino taking its place here on the Las Vegas strip.

0:43 its place here on the Las Vegas strip.

0:44 its place here on the Las Vegas strip. That is pretty cool. I was here like 6

0:45 That is pretty cool. I was here like 6

0:45 That is pretty cool. I was here like 6 months ago and there was nothing. I

0:47 months ago and there was nothing. I

0:47 months ago and there was nothing. I think uh even the volcano was still sort

0:49 think uh even the volcano was still sort

0:49 think uh even the volcano was still sort of standing out here. I thought it'd be

0:51 of standing out here. I thought it'd be

0:51 of standing out here. I thought it'd be years before you started to see the

0:52 years before you started to see the

0:52 years before you started to see the shape of a giant guitar-shaped hotel out

0:55 shape of a giant guitar-shaped hotel out

0:55 shape of a giant guitar-shaped hotel out here. So, I was very surprised when I

0:56 here. So, I was very surprised when I

0:56 here. So, I was very surprised when I flew into Las Vegas a couple of days ago

0:59 flew into Las Vegas a couple of days ago

0:59 flew into Las Vegas a couple of days ago to see this. And you can see it from all

1:02 to see this. And you can see it from all

1:02 to see this. And you can see it from all over town, from up and down the strip.

1:05 over town, from up and down the strip.

1:05 over town, from up and down the strip. And once it reaches its full height, no

1:07 And once it reaches its full height, no

1:07 And once it reaches its full height, no doubt you'll see it from miles and miles

1:10 doubt you'll see it from miles and miles

1:10 doubt you'll see it from miles and miles around in every direction. The Mirage

1:12 around in every direction. The Mirage

1:12 around in every direction. The Mirage may be gone, but a new icon rises to

1:15 may be gone, but a new icon rises to

1:15 may be gone, but a new icon rises to take its place. Like I said, it's like a

1:17 take its place. Like I said, it's like a

1:17 take its place. Like I said, it's like a phoenix rising from the ashes. And like

1:19 phoenix rising from the ashes. And like

1:19 phoenix rising from the ashes. And like a phoenix rising from the ashes, I am up

1:22 a phoenix rising from the ashes, I am up

1:22 a phoenix rising from the ashes, I am up walking around alive and loose on the

1:25 walking around alive and loose on the

1:25 walking around alive and loose on the streets of America's most infamous den

1:28 streets of America's most infamous den

1:28 streets of America's most infamous den of iniquity. Las Vegas. You would truly

1:30 of iniquity. Las Vegas. You would truly

1:30 of iniquity. Las Vegas. You would truly never find a more wretched hive of scum

1:33 never find a more wretched hive of scum

1:33 never find a more wretched hive of scum and villain. For me, I'm not here to

1:35 and villain. For me, I'm not here to

1:35 and villain. For me, I'm not here to cause any chaos or sin or disaster. I

1:38 cause any chaos or sin or disaster. I

1:38 cause any chaos or sin or disaster. I was brought here for a little rest and

1:41 was brought here for a little rest and

1:41 was brought here for a little rest and recovery. Cuz as you may know if you

1:42 recovery. Cuz as you may know if you

1:42 recovery. Cuz as you may know if you caught the last episode of Random Land,

1:45 caught the last episode of Random Land,

1:45 caught the last episode of Random Land, I had to go into the hospital for an

1:47 I had to go into the hospital for an

1:47 I had to go into the hospital for an investigative procedure. Been suffering

1:50 investigative procedure. Been suffering

1:50 investigative procedure. Been suffering from some health issues recently. So

1:53 from some health issues recently. So

1:53 from some health issues recently. So they had to go inside and rotorooer me

1:55 they had to go inside and rotorooer me

1:55 they had to go inside and rotorooer me out, scope me, scrape some things out,

1:58 out, scope me, scrape some things out,

1:58 out, scope me, scrape some things out, do all this stuff. There was a chance, a

1:59 do all this stuff. There was a chance, a

1:59 do all this stuff. There was a chance, a chance that they were actually going to

2:01 chance that they were actually going to

2:01 chance that they were actually going to do some surgery on me that day. It looks

2:03 do some surgery on me that day. It looks

2:03 do some surgery on me that day. It looks like I'm still going to have to have

2:04 like I'm still going to have to have

2:04 like I'm still going to have to have surgery, but it's going to be down the

2:05 surgery, but it's going to be down the

2:05 surgery, but it's going to be down the road a little bit. Still, I was already

2:07 road a little bit. Still, I was already

2:07 road a little bit. Still, I was already messed up. The procedure kind of messed

2:09 messed up. The procedure kind of messed

2:09 messed up. The procedure kind of messed me up more. Here's a lovely photo of me

2:11 me up more. Here's a lovely photo of me

2:11 me up more. Here's a lovely photo of me in the hospital taken by Ally. Very

2:13 in the hospital taken by Ally. Very

2:13 in the hospital taken by Ally. Very flattering as you can see. I sort of

2:15 flattering as you can see. I sort of

2:15 flattering as you can see. I sort of describe all the health issues and

2:16 describe all the health issues and

2:16 describe all the health issues and what's going on on the most recent

2:18 what's going on on the most recent

2:18 what's going on on the most recent Patreon podcast over on the Randomland

2:21 Patreon podcast over on the Randomland

2:21 Patreon podcast over on the Randomland Patreon page. which I won't repeat it

2:23 Patreon page. which I won't repeat it

2:23 Patreon page. which I won't repeat it all here, but suffice to say, I needed a

2:25 all here, but suffice to say, I needed a

2:25 all here, but suffice to say, I needed a little rest, a little recovery, needed

2:27 little rest, a little recovery, needed

2:27 little rest, a little recovery, needed some sits, baths, and I had the very

2:29 some sits, baths, and I had the very

2:29 some sits, baths, and I had the very good fortune of a good friend of mine

2:31 good fortune of a good friend of mine

2:31 good fortune of a good friend of mine being out here in Las Vegas at the

2:33 being out here in Las Vegas at the

2:33 being out here in Las Vegas at the moment and actually flying me in here to

2:35 moment and actually flying me in here to

2:35 moment and actually flying me in here to a very nice hotel that has a very lovely

2:37 a very nice hotel that has a very lovely

2:37 a very nice hotel that has a very lovely bathtub to uh soak in where I've spent

2:40 bathtub to uh soak in where I've spent

2:40 bathtub to uh soak in where I've spent basically the last couple of days just

2:42 basically the last couple of days just

2:42 basically the last couple of days just recovering, just resting my bones a

2:45 recovering, just resting my bones a

2:45 recovering, just resting my bones a little bit. And as you can see now, I'm

2:46 little bit. And as you can see now, I'm

2:46 little bit. And as you can see now, I'm back up on my feet. I'm trying to take

2:48 back up on my feet. I'm trying to take

2:48 back up on my feet. I'm trying to take it more or less easy, but I'm walking

2:50 it more or less easy, but I'm walking

2:50 it more or less easy, but I'm walking around one of the most infamous cities

2:52 around one of the most infamous cities

2:52 around one of the most infamous cities in the world, trying to regain my

2:54 in the world, trying to regain my

2:54 in the world, trying to regain my footing. Yesterday, I walked for a

2:55 footing. Yesterday, I walked for a

2:55 footing. Yesterday, I walked for a little bit up and down the strip, not

2:57 little bit up and down the strip, not

2:57 little bit up and down the strip, not too far from the hotel I'm staying at.

2:59 too far from the hotel I'm staying at.

2:59 too far from the hotel I'm staying at. Although I have no money in my personal

3:01 Although I have no money in my personal

3:01 Although I have no money in my personal budget to gamble. Check out what I found

3:04 budget to gamble. Check out what I found

3:04 budget to gamble. Check out what I found on the ground. Look at this. A voucher

3:06 on the ground. Look at this. A voucher

3:06 on the ground. Look at this. A voucher for 20 bucks from this, the Venetian

3:11 for 20 bucks from this, the Venetian

3:11 for 20 bucks from this, the Venetian Hotel, Casino, Resort, whatever the heck

3:13 Hotel, Casino, Resort, whatever the heck

3:13 Hotel, Casino, Resort, whatever the heck its official title is called. So, I

3:15 its official title is called. So, I

3:15 its official title is called. So, I figured one, I owed everybody a little

3:16 figured one, I owed everybody a little

3:16 figured one, I owed everybody a little bit of an update that I'm all right. I'm

3:18 bit of an update that I'm all right. I'm

3:18 bit of an update that I'm all right. I'm walking around. Everything's cool. But

3:19 walking around. Everything's cool. But

3:19 walking around. Everything's cool. But two, although I'm still not ready to

3:21 two, although I'm still not ready to

3:21 two, although I'm still not ready to roam very far. That would not be good.

3:23 roam very far. That would not be good.

3:23 roam very far. That would not be good. Can sort of only spend so many hours on

3:25 Can sort of only spend so many hours on

3:25 Can sort of only spend so many hours on my feet still. It's always been my

3:27 my feet still. It's always been my

3:27 my feet still. It's always been my policy that it's best to get back on the

3:29 policy that it's best to get back on the

3:29 policy that it's best to get back on the horse as soon as possible after any

3:32 horse as soon as possible after any

3:32 horse as soon as possible after any interruption. So, I figured I might as

3:34 interruption. So, I figured I might as

3:34 interruption. So, I figured I might as well bring you guys along as I cashed

3:36 well bring you guys along as I cashed

3:36 well bring you guys along as I cashed out that little voucher. I found a

3:38 out that little voucher. I found a

3:38 out that little voucher. I found a little good luck for a change, huh? And

3:40 little good luck for a change, huh? And

3:40 little good luck for a change, huh? And you'd think that I'd probably, you know,

3:41 you'd think that I'd probably, you know,

3:41 you'd think that I'd probably, you know, turn that in, get my 20 bucks, maybe

3:43 turn that in, get my 20 bucks, maybe

3:43 turn that in, get my 20 bucks, maybe stick it in a slot machine, you know,

3:45 stick it in a slot machine, you know,

3:45 stick it in a slot machine, you know, get a chance to win the big jackpot, but

3:48 get a chance to win the big jackpot, but

3:48 get a chance to win the big jackpot, but I'm kind of one of those people that

3:49 I'm kind of one of those people that

3:49 I'm kind of one of those people that even in Las Vegas, if I find 20 bucks on

3:51 even in Las Vegas, if I find 20 bucks on

3:51 even in Las Vegas, if I find 20 bucks on the ground, I'm like, I could use 20

3:53 the ground, I'm like, I could use 20

3:53 the ground, I'm like, I could use 20 bucks. I got bills to pay. Anyway, like

3:55 bucks. I got bills to pay. Anyway, like

3:55 bucks. I got bills to pay. Anyway, like I said, I was just here like 6 months

3:56 I said, I was just here like 6 months

3:56 I said, I was just here like 6 months ago. We filmed a lot of crazy adventures

3:59 ago. We filmed a lot of crazy adventures

3:59 ago. We filmed a lot of crazy adventures here in Las Vegas the past couple of

4:02 here in Las Vegas the past couple of

4:02 here in Las Vegas the past couple of years. In fact, it was just a few years

4:03 years. In fact, it was just a few years

4:03 years. In fact, it was just a few years ago. But we were right here out in front

4:05 ago. But we were right here out in front

4:05 ago. But we were right here out in front of the Venetians going on an adventure

4:07 of the Venetians going on an adventure

4:07 of the Venetians going on an adventure inside the wax museum located right

4:09 inside the wax museum located right

4:10 inside the wax museum located right here, the famous Las Vegas branch of

4:12 here, the famous Las Vegas branch of

4:12 here, the famous Las Vegas branch of Madame Two S right there. That was a fun

4:15 Madame Two S right there. That was a fun

4:15 Madame Two S right there. That was a fun one. I can't imagine too much has

4:17 one. I can't imagine too much has

4:17 one. I can't imagine too much has changed in the intervening years inside

4:19 changed in the intervening years inside

4:19 changed in the intervening years inside this particular Madame Toss. Although,

4:21 this particular Madame Toss. Although,

4:21 this particular Madame Toss. Although, you know, I might give it a shot later

4:23 you know, I might give it a shot later

4:23 you know, I might give it a shot later this week. But as much as I feel like

4:24 this week. But as much as I feel like

4:24 this week. But as much as I feel like I'm always walking around back and forth

4:26 I'm always walking around back and forth

4:26 I'm always walking around back and forth in front of the Venetian, I very rarely

4:28 in front of the Venetian, I very rarely

4:28 in front of the Venetian, I very rarely go inside. So, we might as well just

4:31 go inside. So, we might as well just

4:31 go inside. So, we might as well just jump straight into it. By the way, I

4:33 jump straight into it. By the way, I

4:33 jump straight into it. By the way, I love the fact that this moving sidewalk.

4:34 love the fact that this moving sidewalk.

4:34 love the fact that this moving sidewalk. I don't know if you can tell is actually

4:37 I don't know if you can tell is actually

4:37 I don't know if you can tell is actually curved. We're actually on one of those

4:38 curved. We're actually on one of those

4:38 curved. We're actually on one of those curved replica Venetian bridges. Look at

4:41 curved replica Venetian bridges. Look at

4:41 curved replica Venetian bridges. Look at that. Look at the way it just bends

4:43 that. Look at the way it just bends

4:43 that. Look at the way it just bends right over the hump there. That is cool.

4:46 right over the hump there. That is cool.

4:46 right over the hump there. That is cool. Famously, Caesars has got a spiral

4:48 Famously, Caesars has got a spiral

4:48 Famously, Caesars has got a spiral escalator over there. You see that

4:50 escalator over there. You see that

4:50 escalator over there. You see that spoken of every once in a while, but

4:51 spoken of every once in a while, but

4:51 spoken of every once in a while, but almost nobody talks about the little

4:53 almost nobody talks about the little

4:53 almost nobody talks about the little humped moving sidewalk right here at the

4:56 humped moving sidewalk right here at the

4:56 humped moving sidewalk right here at the Venetian. One of the cool things about

4:58 Venetian. One of the cool things about

4:58 Venetian. One of the cool things about Las Vegas, Nevada, that if you've been

5:00 Las Vegas, Nevada, that if you've been

5:00 Las Vegas, Nevada, that if you've been here a few times, you sort of just take

5:01 here a few times, you sort of just take

5:01 here a few times, you sort of just take for granted the fact that everything is

5:02 for granted the fact that everything is

5:02 for granted the fact that everything is built on this huge size and scale. I

5:05 built on this huge size and scale. I

5:05 built on this huge size and scale. I mean, it costs millions and millions of

5:07 mean, it costs millions and millions of

5:07 mean, it costs millions and millions of dollars to replicate the look and feel

5:10 dollars to replicate the look and feel

5:10 dollars to replicate the look and feel of Venice when it's a lot bigger and

5:11 of Venice when it's a lot bigger and

5:12 of Venice when it's a lot bigger and grander than the little Venetian portion

5:13 grander than the little Venetian portion

5:13 grander than the little Venetian portion of Epcot Center, for example, in

5:16 of Epcot Center, for example, in

5:16 of Epcot Center, for example, in Florida. Well, I can't tell you how good

5:17 Florida. Well, I can't tell you how good

5:17 Florida. Well, I can't tell you how good of a job they did because I've still

5:19 of a job they did because I've still

5:19 of a job they did because I've still never been to the real Venice. All

5:20 never been to the real Venice. All

5:20 never been to the real Venice. All right, here we go. We're headed in the

5:21 right, here we go. We're headed in the

5:21 right, here we go. We're headed in the right direction towards the Grand Canal

5:23 right direction towards the Grand Canal

5:23 right direction towards the Grand Canal Shop. actually just tripped and almost

5:26 Shop. actually just tripped and almost

5:26 Shop. actually just tripped and almost uh fell pretty hard there because I took

5:28 uh fell pretty hard there because I took

5:28 uh fell pretty hard there because I took a step thinking I was still on the

5:29 a step thinking I was still on the

5:29 a step thinking I was still on the moving sidewalk. I got that weird brain

5:31 moving sidewalk. I got that weird brain

5:31 moving sidewalk. I got that weird brain fake out there. Oh yeah, look at that

5:33 fake out there. Oh yeah, look at that

5:33 fake out there. Oh yeah, look at that view of the Mirage over there. So,

5:34 view of the Mirage over there. So,

5:34 view of the Mirage over there. So, apparently they are keeping the old

5:35 apparently they are keeping the old

5:35 apparently they are keeping the old Mirage Hotel. They're just building even

5:39 Mirage Hotel. They're just building even

5:39 Mirage Hotel. They're just building even more rooms, even more capacity by

5:40 more rooms, even more capacity by

5:40 more rooms, even more capacity by building the big guitar-shaped hotel in

5:43 building the big guitar-shaped hotel in

5:43 building the big guitar-shaped hotel in front of it. I've been to the one in

5:46 front of it. I've been to the one in

5:46 front of it. I've been to the one in Florida. It's not in Miami. It's a

5:47 Florida. It's not in Miami. It's a

5:48 Florida. It's not in Miami. It's a little north of Miami. They used to have

5:49 little north of Miami. They used to have

5:49 little north of Miami. They used to have another Hard Rock casino here in Las

5:51 another Hard Rock casino here in Las

5:51 another Hard Rock casino here in Las Vegas off the strip that closed down and

5:53 Vegas off the strip that closed down and

5:53 Vegas off the strip that closed down and became Virgin uh hotel and casino. My

5:56 became Virgin uh hotel and casino. My

5:56 became Virgin uh hotel and casino. My friends that are always coming to Las

5:57 friends that are always coming to Las

5:57 friends that are always coming to Las Vegas were all like, "Oh, dang." Like

5:58 Vegas were all like, "Oh, dang." Like

5:58 Vegas were all like, "Oh, dang." Like the hard rock is gone. You know, all

5:59 the hard rock is gone. You know, all

5:59 the hard rock is gone. You know, all this cool guitars and musicians outfits

6:02 this cool guitars and musicians outfits

6:02 this cool guitars and musicians outfits on display and all that stuff. They

6:04 on display and all that stuff. They

6:04 on display and all that stuff. They always had good music playing in there,

6:05 always had good music playing in there,

6:06 always had good music playing in there, Kiss slot machines. So, we're pretty

6:07 Kiss slot machines. So, we're pretty

6:07 Kiss slot machines. So, we're pretty pumped up that it's uh that it's coming

6:09 pumped up that it's uh that it's coming

6:09 pumped up that it's uh that it's coming back. All right. Look at this. It's

6:10 back. All right. Look at this. It's

6:10 back. All right. Look at this. It's gorgeous out here. Look at the the

6:12 gorgeous out here. Look at the the

6:12 gorgeous out here. Look at the the patterned floor there, the tile. The

6:15 patterned floor there, the tile. The

6:15 patterned floor there, the tile. The merchants of Venice, however, aren't

6:17 merchants of Venice, however, aren't

6:17 merchants of Venice, however, aren't located outside on the patio. They're

6:18 located outside on the patio. They're

6:18 located outside on the patio. They're located indoors. Look at this. Look at

6:22 located indoors. Look at this. Look at

6:22 located indoors. Look at this. Look at the freaking ceiling in here. Now, you

6:25 the freaking ceiling in here. Now, you

6:25 the freaking ceiling in here. Now, you may say, "Okay, these aren't old

6:27 may say, "Okay, these aren't old

6:27 may say, "Okay, these aren't old masters, actual original paintings.

6:30 masters, actual original paintings.

6:30 masters, actual original paintings. They're just replicas and stuff, but

6:33 They're just replicas and stuff, but

6:33 They're just replicas and stuff, but look at the size and scale this is all

6:36 look at the size and scale this is all

6:36 look at the size and scale this is all built on here. This is impressive." And

6:39 built on here. This is impressive." And

6:39 built on here. This is impressive." And like I say, once you've been to Vegas a

6:40 like I say, once you've been to Vegas a

6:40 like I say, once you've been to Vegas a time or two, you kind of start to lose

6:42 time or two, you kind of start to lose

6:42 time or two, you kind of start to lose perspective on just how insane

6:45 perspective on just how insane

6:45 perspective on just how insane stuff like this really is. But imagine

6:48 stuff like this really is. But imagine

6:48 stuff like this really is. But imagine if they built this in a theme park.

6:49 if they built this in a theme park.

6:49 if they built this in a theme park. Everybody's mind would be freaking

6:51 Everybody's mind would be freaking

6:51 Everybody's mind would be freaking blown. You can see they're just in front

6:52 blown. You can see they're just in front

6:52 blown. You can see they're just in front of the doors. We walked in some

6:54 of the doors. We walked in some

6:54 of the doors. We walked in some escalators going down into the casino

6:57 escalators going down into the casino

6:57 escalators going down into the casino itself. We'll go down there later and

6:58 itself. We'll go down there later and

6:58 itself. We'll go down there later and cash this voucher. Look at this behind

6:59 cash this voucher. Look at this behind

6:59 cash this voucher. Look at this behind me. The shops have already begun. We got

7:01 me. The shops have already begun. We got

7:01 me. The shops have already begun. We got It Sugar. We got a welcome to fabulous

7:03 It Sugar. We got a welcome to fabulous

7:03 It Sugar. We got a welcome to fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada gift shop. These are

7:05 Las Vegas, Nevada gift shop. These are

7:05 Las Vegas, Nevada gift shop. These are everywhere, by the way. A lot easier to

7:07 everywhere, by the way. A lot easier to

7:07 everywhere, by the way. A lot easier to take a picture in front of one of the

7:08 take a picture in front of one of the

7:08 take a picture in front of one of the gift shop signs than going out to the

7:10 gift shop signs than going out to the

7:10 gift shop signs than going out to the actual sign out on Las Vegas Boulevard.

7:13 actual sign out on Las Vegas Boulevard.

7:13 actual sign out on Las Vegas Boulevard. The club tattoo.

7:15 The club tattoo.

7:15 The club tattoo. >> There's a freaking tattoo parlor in here

7:17 >> There's a freaking tattoo parlor in here

7:17 >> There's a freaking tattoo parlor in here right off the strip. Oh, that's crazy.

7:19 right off the strip. Oh, that's crazy.

7:19 right off the strip. Oh, that's crazy. And then right over here on the other

7:20 And then right over here on the other

7:20 And then right over here on the other side, you got Field of Dream Sports

7:23 side, you got Field of Dream Sports

7:23 side, you got Field of Dream Sports Celebrities Collectibles and just fun

7:25 Celebrities Collectibles and just fun

7:25 Celebrities Collectibles and just fun socks. Maybe in my misery here while I'm

7:27 socks. Maybe in my misery here while I'm

7:27 socks. Maybe in my misery here while I'm recovering, I'll get some fun socks to

7:29 recovering, I'll get some fun socks to

7:29 recovering, I'll get some fun socks to cheer me up. Hey, after all, I've got 20

7:31 cheer me up. Hey, after all, I've got 20

7:31 cheer me up. Hey, after all, I've got 20 bucks, right? Hey, look at this. It's

7:32 bucks, right? Hey, look at this. It's

7:32 bucks, right? Hey, look at this. It's good old Bill Shatner right there.

7:34 good old Bill Shatner right there.

7:34 good old Bill Shatner right there. There's his autograph. just got his

7:36 There's his autograph. just got his

7:36 There's his autograph. just got his autograph at the Fanx Expo a couple of

7:39 autograph at the Fanx Expo a couple of

7:39 autograph at the Fanx Expo a couple of days ago. And I'm sure they don't allow

7:40 days ago. And I'm sure they don't allow

7:40 days ago. And I'm sure they don't allow cameras in here, but look at that. I got

7:41 cameras in here, but look at that. I got

7:41 cameras in here, but look at that. I got some Star Wars collectibles right there.

7:43 some Star Wars collectibles right there.

7:43 some Star Wars collectibles right there. I can see some Back to the Future stuff.

7:45 I can see some Back to the Future stuff.

7:45 I can see some Back to the Future stuff. Just some framed up movie props and

7:47 Just some framed up movie props and

7:48 Just some framed up movie props and replicas and relics and sports jerseys.

7:50 replicas and relics and sports jerseys.

7:50 replicas and relics and sports jerseys. I don't mean to impugn the honor of this

7:51 I don't mean to impugn the honor of this

7:51 I don't mean to impugn the honor of this store or any other, but I'm always a

7:53 store or any other, but I'm always a

7:53 store or any other, but I'm always a little skeptical. I'm like, is this

7:56 little skeptical. I'm like, is this

7:56 little skeptical. I'm like, is this really real? I think I've watched a

7:57 really real? I think I've watched a

7:57 really real? I think I've watched a little too much Pawn Star and trying to

7:59 little too much Pawn Star and trying to

7:59 little too much Pawn Star and trying to have seen a little too I want too many

8:00 have seen a little too I want too many

8:00 have seen a little too I want too many fakes trying to be uh passed off over

8:02 fakes trying to be uh passed off over

8:02 fakes trying to be uh passed off over there. Anyway, that's just the

8:03 there. Anyway, that's just the

8:03 there. Anyway, that's just the beginning. As you can see, there are

8:05 beginning. As you can see, there are

8:05 beginning. As you can see, there are tons of shops in here. Fancy stuff like

8:07 tons of shops in here. Fancy stuff like

8:07 tons of shops in here. Fancy stuff like art galleries. You can buy luxury

8:10 art galleries. You can buy luxury

8:10 art galleries. You can buy luxury designer clothing, handbags, all that

8:12 designer clothing, handbags, all that

8:12 designer clothing, handbags, all that kind of stuff. Look, there's some fancy

8:14 kind of stuff. Look, there's some fancy

8:14 kind of stuff. Look, there's some fancy souvenirs over here. And then the best

8:16 souvenirs over here. And then the best

8:16 souvenirs over here. And then the best part of it all, the thing that if I

8:18 part of it all, the thing that if I

8:18 part of it all, the thing that if I hearken back to my first ever visit to

8:21 hearken back to my first ever visit to

8:21 hearken back to my first ever visit to Las Vegas impressed me the absolute

8:23 Las Vegas impressed me the absolute

8:23 Las Vegas impressed me the absolute most, fact that they've brought outdoor

8:25 most, fact that they've brought outdoor

8:25 most, fact that they've brought outdoor Venice indoors. Much like the Forum

8:28 Venice indoors. Much like the Forum

8:28 Venice indoors. Much like the Forum Shops at Caesars. Look at that lovely

8:32 Shops at Caesars. Look at that lovely

8:32 Shops at Caesars. Look at that lovely sky up there. Somehow it does actually

8:34 sky up there. Somehow it does actually

8:34 sky up there. Somehow it does actually feel real. Sometimes when I'm in here

8:35 feel real. Sometimes when I'm in here

8:35 feel real. Sometimes when I'm in here like at night time walking around too

8:37 like at night time walking around too

8:37 like at night time walking around too much, right? But it's daylight inside

8:38 much, right? But it's daylight inside

8:38 much, right? But it's daylight inside and then I head back out into the actual

8:40 and then I head back out into the actual

8:40 and then I head back out into the actual like a messes with my sense of time.

8:41 like a messes with my sense of time.

8:41 like a messes with my sense of time. Look at this. Got the Regis Gallery over

8:44 Look at this. Got the Regis Gallery over

8:44 Look at this. Got the Regis Gallery over here. I've noticed something in Paris

8:45 here. I've noticed something in Paris

8:45 here. I've noticed something in Paris and any kind of place where there's

8:47 and any kind of place where there's

8:47 and any kind of place where there's money going around where there's fancy

8:49 money going around where there's fancy

8:49 money going around where there's fancy stuff. You always have these bizarre

8:51 stuff. You always have these bizarre

8:52 stuff. You always have these bizarre shops full of weird artwork like giant

8:55 shops full of weird artwork like giant

8:55 shops full of weird artwork like giant statues and things. So here you have

8:56 statues and things. So here you have

8:56 statues and things. So here you have like spaceman Mickey Mouse all ched out.

8:59 like spaceman Mickey Mouse all ched out.

8:59 like spaceman Mickey Mouse all ched out. You've got this jewel encrusted Scrooge

9:03 You've got this jewel encrusted Scrooge

9:03 You've got this jewel encrusted Scrooge McDuck with a very strange beak. Must be

9:05 McDuck with a very strange beak. Must be

9:06 McDuck with a very strange beak. Must be young Scrooge right there before

9:07 young Scrooge right there before

9:07 young Scrooge right there before puberty. Look at that freaking chest set

9:08 puberty. Look at that freaking chest set

9:08 puberty. Look at that freaking chest set right there. Now, I have been to some, I

9:11 right there. Now, I have been to some, I

9:11 right there. Now, I have been to some, I don't know, some pretty fancy houses in

9:13 don't know, some pretty fancy houses in

9:13 don't know, some pretty fancy houses in my time. Maybe not huge luxury mansions.

9:17 my time. Maybe not huge luxury mansions.

9:17 my time. Maybe not huge luxury mansions. I've never seen anybody have this stuff

9:19 I've never seen anybody have this stuff

9:19 I've never seen anybody have this stuff just on display in their house. So, I

9:21 just on display in their house. So, I

9:21 just on display in their house. So, I always wonder like who buys who's buying

9:23 always wonder like who buys who's buying

9:23 always wonder like who buys who's buying all this? I mean, this stuff's a little

9:24 all this? I mean, this stuff's a little

9:24 all this? I mean, this stuff's a little smaller, a little bit more reasonable,

9:26 smaller, a little bit more reasonable,

9:26 smaller, a little bit more reasonable, I'm sure, in price compared to the

9:28 I'm sure, in price compared to the

9:28 I'm sure, in price compared to the jeweling crescent screw, but who's

9:29 jeweling crescent screw, but who's

9:30 jeweling crescent screw, but who's buying like replica fabra eggs? Not that

9:32 buying like replica fabra eggs? Not that

9:32 buying like replica fabra eggs? Not that I'm judging or there's anything wrong

9:33 I'm judging or there's anything wrong

9:34 I'm judging or there's anything wrong with it or anything. I've just never

9:35 with it or anything. I've just never

9:35 with it or anything. I've just never seen somebody's house with like a giant

9:38 seen somebody's house with like a giant

9:38 seen somebody's house with like a giant eagle, like a bronze eagle or a strange

9:41 eagle, like a bronze eagle or a strange

9:41 eagle, like a bronze eagle or a strange lamp like this or jewel encrusted

9:44 lamp like this or jewel encrusted

9:44 lamp like this or jewel encrusted Scrooges. Like I was saying, stone

9:46 Scrooges. Like I was saying, stone

9:46 Scrooges. Like I was saying, stone Buddhas. Just always wonder where does

9:48 Buddhas. Just always wonder where does

9:48 Buddhas. Just always wonder where does this stuff end up? I almost didn't see

9:49 this stuff end up? I almost didn't see

9:49 this stuff end up? I almost didn't see this. Look at this over here. Fogo de

9:51 this. Look at this over here. Fogo de

9:51 this. Look at this over here. Fogo de Chowo opening up over here. I feel like

9:54 Chowo opening up over here. I feel like

9:54 Chowo opening up over here. I feel like they're popping up everywhere now. Tommy

9:56 they're popping up everywhere now. Tommy

9:56 they're popping up everywhere now. Tommy Bahama, Banana Republic. Got a little

9:59 Bahama, Banana Republic. Got a little

9:59 Bahama, Banana Republic. Got a little stall right here with a bunch of perfume

10:01 stall right here with a bunch of perfume

10:01 stall right here with a bunch of perfume in it. I can hear some singing down the

10:03 in it. I can hear some singing down the

10:03 in it. I can hear some singing down the way. Oh, look. A little massage tables

10:06 way. Oh, look. A little massage tables

10:06 way. Oh, look. A little massage tables going on. This place is awesome. You

10:09 going on. This place is awesome. You

10:09 going on. This place is awesome. You remember the old days of going to the

10:10 remember the old days of going to the

10:10 remember the old days of going to the mall and just sort of roaming around,

10:12 mall and just sort of roaming around,

10:12 mall and just sort of roaming around, doing a little people watching, a little

10:14 doing a little people watching, a little

10:14 doing a little people watching, a little window shopping and all that kind of

10:16 window shopping and all that kind of

10:16 window shopping and all that kind of stuff? Now I feel like almost every mall

10:17 stuff? Now I feel like almost every mall

10:18 stuff? Now I feel like almost every mall that I go into is pretty much dead. And

10:19 that I go into is pretty much dead. And

10:19 that I go into is pretty much dead. And I always get nostalgic like remember the

10:21 I always get nostalgic like remember the

10:21 I always get nostalgic like remember the good old days well in Las Vegas the good

10:23 good old days well in Las Vegas the good

10:23 good old days well in Las Vegas the good old days of the the mall are still here

10:26 old days of the the mall are still here

10:26 old days of the the mall are still here roaming around here you still got shops

10:28 roaming around here you still got shops

10:28 roaming around here you still got shops and then look at this you've got a canal

10:30 and then look at this you've got a canal

10:30 and then look at this you've got a canal just flowing right through the middle of

10:32 just flowing right through the middle of

10:32 just flowing right through the middle of your artificial Venice right here on a

10:35 your artificial Venice right here on a

10:35 your artificial Venice right here on a just a massive absolutely massive scale.

10:38 just a massive absolutely massive scale.

10:38 just a massive absolutely massive scale. I can't help comparing things to Disney

10:40 I can't help comparing things to Disney

10:40 I can't help comparing things to Disney parks mostly cuz I grew up right next to

10:42 parks mostly cuz I grew up right next to

10:42 parks mostly cuz I grew up right next to Disneyland but also I go to Disney World

10:44 Disneyland but also I go to Disney World

10:44 Disneyland but also I go to Disney World quite often. like this is like if Disney

10:46 quite often. like this is like if Disney

10:46 quite often. like this is like if Disney ever builds any more like country

10:47 ever builds any more like country

10:47 ever builds any more like country pavilions in Epcot, they've got to take

10:49 pavilions in Epcot, they've got to take

10:49 pavilions in Epcot, they've got to take Las Vegas for a model, build it on a

10:51 Las Vegas for a model, build it on a

10:51 Las Vegas for a model, build it on a bigger scale. What's great about this

10:53 bigger scale. What's great about this

10:53 bigger scale. What's great about this place is like coming to uh the canal

10:55 place is like coming to uh the canal

10:55 place is like coming to uh the canal shops or the forum shops at Caesars is

10:57 shops or the forum shops at Caesars is

10:58 shops or the forum shops at Caesars is unlike your local mall back in the 80s

11:00 unlike your local mall back in the 80s

11:00 unlike your local mall back in the 80s or the '90s in the mall heyday, you're

11:02 or the '90s in the mall heyday, you're

11:02 or the '90s in the mall heyday, you're not just people watching people from

11:03 not just people watching people from

11:03 not just people watching people from your town or neighborhood or people that

11:05 your town or neighborhood or people that

11:05 your town or neighborhood or people that you know, you are literally people

11:06 you know, you are literally people

11:06 you know, you are literally people watching folks from all over planet

11:10 watching folks from all over planet

11:10 watching folks from all over planet Earth in here. Look at this. Here comes

11:12 Earth in here. Look at this. Here comes

11:12 Earth in here. Look at this. Here comes one of the canal boats right now.

11:14 one of the canal boats right now.

11:14 one of the canal boats right now. cruising in. You got this gondelier

11:17 cruising in. You got this gondelier

11:17 cruising in. You got this gondelier here. Oh, I think he's serenating him. I

11:19 here. Oh, I think he's serenating him. I

11:20 here. Oh, I think he's serenating him. I think he's I think he's singing. Here he

11:22 think he's I think he's singing. Here he

11:22 think he's I think he's singing. Here he comes. He's getting a little closer now.

11:23 comes. He's getting a little closer now.

11:23 comes. He's getting a little closer now. I don't know if you can hear that, but

11:24 I don't know if you can hear that, but

11:24 I don't know if you can hear that, but you can definitely see. Oh, there he

11:26 you can definitely see. Oh, there he

11:26 you can definitely see. Oh, there he goes. Getting a little louder.

11:36 Okay, he definitely wasn't as loud as

11:36 Okay, he definitely wasn't as loud as the last guy that was in here, but I can

11:38 the last guy that was in here, but I can

11:38 the last guy that was in here, but I can see another gondola headed our way. It's

11:40 see another gondola headed our way. It's

11:40 see another gondola headed our way. It's one thing in Las Vegas I have never

11:41 one thing in Las Vegas I have never

11:42 one thing in Las Vegas I have never done. Last time I was here, Ally was

11:43 done. Last time I was here, Ally was

11:43 done. Last time I was here, Ally was actually here for a few days. Thought

11:45 actually here for a few days. Thought

11:45 actually here for a few days. Thought about taking a dip into the canals with

11:47 about taking a dip into the canals with

11:47 about taking a dip into the canals with one of these gondelers, but we never

11:48 one of these gondelers, but we never

11:48 one of these gondelers, but we never ended up doing it. Someday I've got to

11:51 ended up doing it. Someday I've got to

11:51 ended up doing it. Someday I've got to see singing, too. I guess this is the

11:53 see singing, too. I guess this is the

11:53 see singing, too. I guess this is the this is the singing corner they come to.

11:55 this is the singing corner they come to.

11:55 this is the singing corner they come to. Okay, let's see if this guy uh brings

11:57 Okay, let's see if this guy uh brings

11:57 Okay, let's see if this guy uh brings the decibb more than more than his last

12:00 the decibb more than more than his last

12:00 the decibb more than more than his last associate.

12:10 All right, at least you can hear the end

12:10 All right, at least you can hear the end of that. Okay, it's a little bit louder.

12:14 of that. Okay, it's a little bit louder.

12:14 of that. Okay, it's a little bit louder. Oh, and now this lady's singing back.

12:16 Oh, and now this lady's singing back.

12:16 Oh, and now this lady's singing back. They got a little duet over here.

12:18 They got a little duet over here.

12:18 They got a little duet over here. They're going to start a band. They're

12:19 They're going to start a band. They're

12:20 They're going to start a band. They're going to form a Venetian band. Anyway,

12:22 going to form a Venetian band. Anyway,

12:22 going to form a Venetian band. Anyway, as you can see in every direction, the

12:24 as you can see in every direction, the

12:24 as you can see in every direction, the shops continue. Got some Sketchers back

12:27 shops continue. Got some Sketchers back

12:27 shops continue. Got some Sketchers back here. Got a little daquiri stand over

12:29 here. Got a little daquiri stand over

12:29 here. Got a little daquiri stand over this way with Pina Colada

12:32 this way with Pina Colada

12:32 this way with Pina Colada dairies. I don't know why I stuttered

12:35 dairies. I don't know why I stuttered

12:35 dairies. I don't know why I stuttered there. Minus5° ice bar. I have no idea

12:39 there. Minus5° ice bar. I have no idea

12:39 there. Minus5° ice bar. I have no idea what that means. It says ice experience.

12:42 what that means. It says ice experience.

12:42 what that means. It says ice experience. There are a lot of big thick winter

12:45 There are a lot of big thick winter

12:45 There are a lot of big thick winter coats there. So, I guess you you

12:46 coats there. So, I guess you you

12:46 coats there. So, I guess you you literally enter a frozen ice. Okay,

12:50 literally enter a frozen ice. Okay,

12:50 literally enter a frozen ice. Okay, that's weird. Every time I am here, I'm

12:51 that's weird. Every time I am here, I'm

12:51 that's weird. Every time I am here, I'm like, I've seen it all. There's always

12:53 like, I've seen it all. There's always

12:53 like, I've seen it all. There's always something new, strange, weird, or

12:55 something new, strange, weird, or

12:55 something new, strange, weird, or something I just never noticed before.

12:57 something I just never noticed before.

12:57 something I just never noticed before. This is a familiar site. There's always

12:59 This is a familiar site. There's always

12:59 This is a familiar site. There's always plenty of these dirty t-shirt locations.

13:03 plenty of these dirty t-shirt locations.

13:03 plenty of these dirty t-shirt locations. Nice and crude right there. You can eat

13:05 Nice and crude right there. You can eat

13:05 Nice and crude right there. You can eat your fancy lobster while staring at

13:07 your fancy lobster while staring at

13:07 your fancy lobster while staring at those t-shirts. A lot of restaurants in

13:09 those t-shirts. A lot of restaurants in

13:09 those t-shirts. A lot of restaurants in here. Ooh, it smells smells good. This

13:12 here. Ooh, it smells smells good. This

13:12 here. Ooh, it smells smells good. This is cool. I'm now thoroughly lost. I have

13:13 is cool. I'm now thoroughly lost. I have

13:13 is cool. I'm now thoroughly lost. I have wandered far from the canal. I'm

13:16 wandered far from the canal. I'm

13:16 wandered far from the canal. I'm definitely in the food court area. Oh

13:17 definitely in the food court area. Oh

13:18 definitely in the food court area. Oh no, look at this. Speaking of malls, you

13:19 no, look at this. Speaking of malls, you

13:19 no, look at this. Speaking of malls, you remember how the malls would always have

13:20 remember how the malls would always have

13:20 remember how the malls would always have those little little toy dogs, those

13:22 those little little toy dogs, those

13:22 those little little toy dogs, those little toy robot dogs? Look at this one.

13:25 little toy robot dogs? Look at this one.

13:25 little toy robot dogs? Look at this one. It's a lab boo.

13:27 It's a lab boo.

13:27 It's a lab boo. They got plush laboos over here. Leoos

13:30 They got plush laboos over here. Leoos

13:30 They got plush laboos over here. Leoos have taken over the world. When will the

13:34 have taken over the world. When will the

13:34 have taken over the world. When will the laboo end? In all seriousness though,

13:37 laboo end? In all seriousness though,

13:37 laboo end? In all seriousness though, they're they're sort of like the new

13:38 they're they're sort of like the new

13:38 they're they're sort of like the new Beanie Babies, but like how long did

13:40 Beanie Babies, but like how long did

13:40 Beanie Babies, but like how long did that beanie baby trend last? It was

13:42 that beanie baby trend last? It was

13:42 that beanie baby trend last? It was certainly intense. Oh, I think I reached

13:44 certainly intense. Oh, I think I reached

13:44 certainly intense. Oh, I think I reached like a culde-sac here at dead end. It

13:45 like a culde-sac here at dead end. It

13:45 like a culde-sac here at dead end. It was certainly intense. I don't know that

13:48 was certainly intense. I don't know that

13:48 was certainly intense. I don't know that it actually lasted years or months. It's

13:51 it actually lasted years or months. It's

13:51 it actually lasted years or months. It's hard to remember. Anyway, you see all

13:52 hard to remember. Anyway, you see all

13:52 hard to remember. Anyway, you see all your little figurines there. Tons of

13:54 your little figurines there. Tons of

13:54 your little figurines there. Tons of Lulu, Lubu purses, Lubu plush, Lubu

13:57 Lulu, Lubu purses, Lubu plush, Lubu

13:57 Lulu, Lubu purses, Lubu plush, Lubu robot barking, 1980s uh mall toy store

14:01 robot barking, 1980s uh mall toy store

14:02 robot barking, 1980s uh mall toy store dogs. Oh, another welcome to Las Vegas.

14:05 dogs. Oh, another welcome to Las Vegas.

14:05 dogs. Oh, another welcome to Las Vegas. gift shop, some more signature art. Look

14:07 gift shop, some more signature art. Look

14:07 gift shop, some more signature art. Look at the crystals. Look at the paintings

14:09 at the crystals. Look at the paintings

14:09 at the crystals. Look at the paintings there. Lot of liquor. Each one of these

14:11 there. Lot of liquor. Each one of these

14:11 there. Lot of liquor. Each one of these places is just so massive. Like, you got

14:14 places is just so massive. Like, you got

14:14 places is just so massive. Like, you got a massive hotel, a massive mall in here,

14:17 a massive hotel, a massive mall in here,

14:17 a massive hotel, a massive mall in here, a lot of little weird pockets and

14:18 a lot of little weird pockets and

14:18 a lot of little weird pockets and subsections and other restaurants and

14:21 subsections and other restaurants and

14:21 subsections and other restaurants and shops that are even located in the

14:22 shops that are even located in the

14:22 shops that are even located in the casinos or in the hotel portions. We're

14:24 casinos or in the hotel portions. We're

14:24 casinos or in the hotel portions. We're like on an upper level, right? The

14:26 like on an upper level, right? The

14:26 like on an upper level, right? The casino is all underneath us, which is

14:28 casino is all underneath us, which is

14:28 casino is all underneath us, which is kind of the craziest thing about these

14:31 kind of the craziest thing about these

14:31 kind of the craziest thing about these canals right here. These are upstairs.

14:34 canals right here. These are upstairs.

14:34 canals right here. These are upstairs. We are not on the ground floor. We are

14:36 We are not on the ground floor. We are

14:36 We are not on the ground floor. We are not on ground level. Here comes another

14:38 not on ground level. Here comes another

14:38 not on ground level. Here comes another gondola. Nice shirts. These guys have

14:41 gondola. Nice shirts. These guys have

14:41 gondola. Nice shirts. These guys have got great taste in shirts. Not sure

14:44 got great taste in shirts. Not sure

14:44 got great taste in shirts. Not sure about the hat. Not sure I'd go for the

14:47 about the hat. Not sure I'd go for the

14:47 about the hat. Not sure I'd go for the ribbon, you know, but they look great.

14:49 ribbon, you know, but they look great.

14:49 ribbon, you know, but they look great. They look great. By the way, I was

14:51 They look great. By the way, I was

14:51 They look great. By the way, I was heard, and I don't know if this is true

14:52 heard, and I don't know if this is true

14:52 heard, and I don't know if this is true or not, although Mark Twain attested to

14:54 or not, although Mark Twain attested to

14:54 or not, although Mark Twain attested to it himself. All the gondelas in Venice

14:57 it himself. All the gondelas in Venice

14:57 it himself. All the gondelas in Venice were ordered to be painted black at a

14:59 were ordered to be painted black at a

14:59 were ordered to be painted black at a certain point because all the various

15:01 certain point because all the various

15:01 certain point because all the various merchants of Venice, like the rich and

15:04 merchants of Venice, like the rich and

15:04 merchants of Venice, like the rich and fancy folks of the city, were going

15:07 fancy folks of the city, were going

15:07 fancy folks of the city, were going crazy, making them more and more lavish,

15:09 crazy, making them more and more lavish,

15:09 crazy, making them more and more lavish, more and more ornate, spending all this

15:10 more and more ornate, spending all this

15:10 more and more ornate, spending all this money competing with each other and

15:12 money competing with each other and

15:12 money competing with each other and clogging up traffic with all the the

15:14 clogging up traffic with all the the

15:14 clogging up traffic with all the the head turns and rubberneckers. So, at

15:17 head turns and rubberneckers. So, at

15:17 head turns and rubberneckers. So, at some point, they went, "Nope, they've

15:18 some point, they went, "Nope, they've

15:18 some point, they went, "Nope, they've all got to be black." That's why you see

15:20 all got to be black." That's why you see

15:20 all got to be black." That's why you see all the replicas here are all pretty

15:22 all the replicas here are all pretty

15:22 all the replicas here are all pretty much just just black. very uh minute

15:25 much just just black. very uh minute

15:25 much just just black. very uh minute ornamentation. So, I'm not sure if

15:27 ornamentation. So, I'm not sure if

15:27 ornamentation. So, I'm not sure if that's true. That's what I've always

15:28 that's true. That's what I've always

15:28 that's true. That's what I've always I've always read in older history books.

15:31 I've always read in older history books.

15:31 I've always read in older history books. Yeah, there's a lot of places like this.

15:32 Yeah, there's a lot of places like this.

15:32 Yeah, there's a lot of places like this. I think there's actually more than one

15:34 I think there's actually more than one

15:34 I think there's actually more than one of these on the Venetian property. Man

15:36 of these on the Venetian property. Man

15:36 of these on the Venetian property. Man cave stores and massage chair. Imagine

15:40 cave stores and massage chair. Imagine

15:40 cave stores and massage chair. Imagine having one of those in your house. Looks

15:42 having one of those in your house. Looks

15:42 having one of those in your house. Looks like Professor X's chair right there.

15:45 like Professor X's chair right there.

15:45 like Professor X's chair right there. Oh, there's more massage chairs in the

15:46 Oh, there's more massage chairs in the

15:46 Oh, there's more massage chairs in the man cave. They always got just such

15:48 man cave. They always got just such

15:48 man cave. They always got just such strange weird. Look at this. Like, who

15:51 strange weird. Look at this. Like, who

15:51 strange weird. Look at this. Like, who where do you put that? You see stuff

15:53 where do you put that? You see stuff

15:53 where do you put that? You see stuff like that in Ripley's, believe it or

15:55 like that in Ripley's, believe it or

15:55 like that in Ripley's, believe it or not. Oh, also look at the sh of that

15:56 not. Oh, also look at the sh of that

15:56 not. Oh, also look at the sh of that geode right there.

15:58 geode right there.

15:58 geode right there. >> I just I wouldn't have the space. I

16:00 >> I just I wouldn't have the space. I

16:00 >> I just I wouldn't have the space. I guess maybe they have these here so that

16:01 guess maybe they have these here so that

16:01 guess maybe they have these here so that if you do win big down in the casino,

16:04 if you do win big down in the casino,

16:04 if you do win big down in the casino, right? Like if you win the big money,

16:06 right? Like if you win the big money,

16:06 right? Like if you win the big money, maybe they count on you going wild with

16:08 maybe they count on you going wild with

16:08 maybe they count on you going wild with excitement, maybe having some of that

16:10 excitement, maybe having some of that

16:10 excitement, maybe having some of that pina colada over there and then going on

16:12 pina colada over there and then going on

16:12 pina colada over there and then going on a spending spree, right, for your new

16:14 a spending spree, right, for your new

16:14 a spending spree, right, for your new mansion. This is so cool. I remember

16:15 mansion. This is so cool. I remember

16:15 mansion. This is so cool. I remember when malls used to always have like

16:17 when malls used to always have like

16:17 when malls used to always have like little fountains and sort of garden

16:18 little fountains and sort of garden

16:18 little fountains and sort of garden areas inside of them, but nothing like

16:20 areas inside of them, but nothing like

16:20 areas inside of them, but nothing like this. All these canal bridges everywhere

16:23 this. All these canal bridges everywhere

16:23 this. All these canal bridges everywhere and gondilas going by singing and

16:26 and gondilas going by singing and

16:26 and gondilas going by singing and talking to their their guests. Like I

16:28 talking to their their guests. Like I

16:28 talking to their their guests. Like I mentioned, I'm completely lost. I see

16:30 mentioned, I'm completely lost. I see

16:30 mentioned, I'm completely lost. I see another Welcome to Las Vegas shop over

16:32 another Welcome to Las Vegas shop over

16:32 another Welcome to Las Vegas shop over there through that archway, but that is

16:33 there through that archway, but that is

16:33 there through that archway, but that is not one we've seen before. Kind of fun

16:35 not one we've seen before. Kind of fun

16:35 not one we've seen before. Kind of fun getting lost in these places. Yeah, like

16:37 getting lost in these places. Yeah, like

16:37 getting lost in these places. Yeah, like I was saying, like they're massive.

16:39 I was saying, like they're massive.

16:39 I was saying, like they're massive. There shopping malls, huge casinos,

16:42 There shopping malls, huge casinos,

16:42 There shopping malls, huge casinos, hotels, experiences, theaters, all

16:44 hotels, experiences, theaters, all

16:44 hotels, experiences, theaters, all rolled into one. It's why the

16:46 rolled into one. It's why the

16:46 rolled into one. It's why the architecture outside is much huger than

16:49 architecture outside is much huger than

16:49 architecture outside is much huger than the actual buildings in Venice or in

16:51 the actual buildings in Venice or in

16:51 the actual buildings in Venice or in Greece or Rome or wherever they're

16:52 Greece or Rome or wherever they're

16:52 Greece or Rome or wherever they're mimicking cuz these places are built on

16:54 mimicking cuz these places are built on

16:54 mimicking cuz these places are built on such a crazy huge scale. And that is

16:57 such a crazy huge scale. And that is

16:57 such a crazy huge scale. And that is what's deceptive about the Las Vegas

16:59 what's deceptive about the Las Vegas

16:59 what's deceptive about the Las Vegas strip. I have walked up and down the

17:01 strip. I have walked up and down the

17:01 strip. I have walked up and down the strip many many times. It always looks

17:03 strip many many times. It always looks

17:03 strip many many times. It always looks short. It always looks like I can get

17:04 short. It always looks like I can get

17:04 short. It always looks like I can get over to that casino. It's only two or

17:06 over to that casino. It's only two or

17:06 over to that casino. It's only two or three casinos over. Then you got to

17:07 three casinos over. Then you got to

17:07 three casinos over. Then you got to remember you're walking like two or

17:09 remember you're walking like two or

17:09 remember you're walking like two or three mall lengths over just on the

17:12 three mall lengths over just on the

17:12 three mall lengths over just on the sidewalk. And then you get inside and

17:13 sidewalk. And then you get inside and

17:13 sidewalk. And then you get inside and they're just labyrinthian. And you know,

17:15 they're just labyrinthian. And you know,

17:15 they're just labyrinthian. And you know, look at this. I love this beautiful soft

17:18 look at this. I love this beautiful soft

17:18 look at this. I love this beautiful soft pink sunset right here.

17:22 pink sunset right here.

17:22 pink sunset right here. So cool. Basically got like the town

17:24 So cool. Basically got like the town

17:24 So cool. Basically got like the town square. You've got uh some gelato being

17:28 square. You've got uh some gelato being

17:28 square. You've got uh some gelato being served up to people from around the

17:30 served up to people from around the

17:30 served up to people from around the world. Got the ticket booth there

17:31 world. Got the ticket booth there

17:31 world. Got the ticket booth there because of course there are many

17:32 because of course there are many

17:32 because of course there are many attractions, experiences, and shows in

17:35 attractions, experiences, and shows in

17:35 attractions, experiences, and shows in each one of the big major casinos. Like

17:38 each one of the big major casinos. Like

17:38 each one of the big major casinos. Like they got a yacht rock experience on here

17:41 they got a yacht rock experience on here

17:41 they got a yacht rock experience on here from what does that say? The docksiders.

17:43 from what does that say? The docksiders.

17:43 from what does that say? The docksiders. We got the coolest. That's the ice bar

17:44 We got the coolest. That's the ice bar

17:44 We got the coolest. That's the ice bar thing. And we got 1923 live. Oh. Oh. Oh,

17:49 thing. And we got 1923 live. Oh. Oh. Oh,

17:49 thing. And we got 1923 live. Oh. Oh. Oh, got another singer.

17:51 got another singer.

17:51 got another singer. Somebody's singing his heart out over

17:53 Somebody's singing his heart out over

17:53 Somebody's singing his heart out over there. And a white gondola. Look at

17:55 there. And a white gondola. Look at

17:55 there. And a white gondola. Look at that.

17:57 that.

17:57 that. So, the black gondola rule is broken.

18:01 So, the black gondola rule is broken.

18:02 So, the black gondola rule is broken. I have to check my sources, I guess. I

18:03 I have to check my sources, I guess. I

18:03 I have to check my sources, I guess. I love the theming, like the bridges, the

18:05 love the theming, like the bridges, the

18:06 love the theming, like the bridges, the the open windows, because there are some

18:08 the open windows, because there are some

18:08 the open windows, because there are some stores upstairs. Some of them definitely

18:10 stores upstairs. Some of them definitely

18:10 stores upstairs. Some of them definitely look like facads, though, like they're

18:11 look like facads, though, like they're

18:11 look like facads, though, like they're not very deep. They're just set up to

18:12 not very deep. They're just set up to

18:12 not very deep. They're just set up to look like there's something inside. I

18:14 look like there's something inside. I

18:14 look like there's something inside. I really don't know what's upstairs, but

18:15 really don't know what's upstairs, but

18:15 really don't know what's upstairs, but there are even higher levels than where

18:18 there are even higher levels than where

18:18 there are even higher levels than where we're standing now. You can even see

18:19 we're standing now. You can even see

18:19 we're standing now. You can even see like some of the air conditioning vents

18:20 like some of the air conditioning vents

18:20 like some of the air conditioning vents up there. Cleverly disguised as windows.

18:23 up there. Cleverly disguised as windows.

18:23 up there. Cleverly disguised as windows. It's beautiful. I mean, look at these

18:24 It's beautiful. I mean, look at these

18:24 It's beautiful. I mean, look at these these lamps here. They're full size

18:27 these lamps here. They're full size

18:27 these lamps here. They're full size freaking street lamps. There's a long

18:29 freaking street lamps. There's a long

18:29 freaking street lamps. There's a long way between the top of those and the

18:31 way between the top of those and the

18:32 way between the top of those and the ceiling. All right. Somehow I got to

18:33 ceiling. All right. Somehow I got to

18:33 ceiling. All right. Somehow I got to find my way back out of the canal shops

18:36 find my way back out of the canal shops

18:36 find my way back out of the canal shops and down to the casino. I got to got to

18:38 and down to the casino. I got to got to

18:38 and down to the casino. I got to got to cash that voucher. Now, just keep

18:40 cash that voucher. Now, just keep

18:40 cash that voucher. Now, just keep following the the water here. Maybe if

18:42 following the the water here. Maybe if

18:42 following the the water here. Maybe if we keep going downstream, it'll lead us

18:44 we keep going downstream, it'll lead us

18:44 we keep going downstream, it'll lead us to the ocean. Oh no, it just keeps

18:46 to the ocean. Oh no, it just keeps

18:46 to the ocean. Oh no, it just keeps getting bigger and bigger. And look at

18:47 getting bigger and bigger. And look at

18:47 getting bigger and bigger. And look at this queue right here. This must be the

18:49 this queue right here. This must be the

18:49 this queue right here. This must be the line to get onto the gondilas. Okay, I

18:53 line to get onto the gondilas. Okay, I

18:53 line to get onto the gondilas. Okay, I never knew where you actually loaded

18:55 never knew where you actually loaded

18:55 never knew where you actually loaded onto them. That is awesome. As you can

18:57 onto them. That is awesome. As you can

18:57 onto them. That is awesome. As you can see, there was gondilas outside. I'm not

18:59 see, there was gondilas outside. I'm not

18:59 see, there was gondilas outside. I'm not sure if you get on here and it takes you

19:01 sure if you get on here and it takes you

19:01 sure if you get on here and it takes you all the way outside or if there's more

19:03 all the way outside or if there's more

19:03 all the way outside or if there's more than one place to load on to the gondas.

19:06 than one place to load on to the gondas.

19:06 than one place to load on to the gondas. Maybe one of you knows. You can tell me

19:08 Maybe one of you knows. You can tell me

19:08 Maybe one of you knows. You can tell me down below. Oh, yeah. Okay. On the sign

19:09 down below. Oh, yeah. Okay. On the sign

19:10 down below. Oh, yeah. Okay. On the sign here, I can see there's an indoor ride

19:11 here, I can see there's an indoor ride

19:11 here, I can see there's an indoor ride and an outdoor ride. By the way, if you

19:13 and an outdoor ride. By the way, if you

19:13 and an outdoor ride. By the way, if you split it with other tourists, it says

19:15 split it with other tourists, it says

19:15 split it with other tourists, it says $39 per person. $156,

19:18 $39 per person. $156,

19:18 $39 per person. $156, though, for a private gondola ride for

19:21 though, for a private gondola ride for

19:21 though, for a private gondola ride for two. If you want to get all romantic

19:24 two. If you want to get all romantic

19:24 two. If you want to get all romantic about it, I think this is where you

19:25 about it, I think this is where you

19:25 about it, I think this is where you actually purchase the tickets is

19:27 actually purchase the tickets is

19:27 actually purchase the tickets is somewhere right inside this little this

19:29 somewhere right inside this little this

19:29 somewhere right inside this little this little gift shop here. They have a

19:30 little gift shop here. They have a

19:30 little gift shop here. They have a little gondola gift shop. It says it's a

19:32 little gondola gift shop. It says it's a

19:32 little gondola gift shop. It says it's a 10 to 13 minute experience. So basically

19:36 10 to 13 minute experience. So basically

19:36 10 to 13 minute experience. So basically 160 bucks you can have a romantic

19:39 160 bucks you can have a romantic

19:39 160 bucks you can have a romantic 13minute experience with one of these

19:41 13minute experience with one of these

19:41 13minute experience with one of these guys singing at you with your uh

19:44 guys singing at you with your uh

19:44 guys singing at you with your uh significant other. Maybe just a buddy.

19:46 significant other. Maybe just a buddy.

19:46 significant other. Maybe just a buddy. Sweet. How much is that per minute? 156

19:50 Sweet. How much is that per minute? 156

19:50 Sweet. How much is that per minute? 156 divided by 13. I think it's 12 bucks a

19:52 divided by 13. I think it's 12 bucks a

19:52 divided by 13. I think it's 12 bucks a minute. I always say I think because I'm

19:54 minute. I always say I think because I'm

19:54 minute. I always say I think because I'm bad at math. Has something called

19:55 bad at math. Has something called

19:55 bad at math. Has something called discalculia. It's like a crosswire in

19:58 discalculia. It's like a crosswire in

19:58 discalculia. It's like a crosswire in your brain. Numbers freak me out. Okay.

20:00 your brain. Numbers freak me out. Okay.

20:00 your brain. Numbers freak me out. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is what I was looking

20:01 Okay. Okay. This is what I was looking

20:01 Okay. Okay. This is what I was looking for. See, you can see there's a big

20:03 for. See, you can see there's a big

20:03 for. See, you can see there's a big upstairs shopping area up there, uh, as

20:07 upstairs shopping area up there, uh, as

20:07 upstairs shopping area up there, uh, as well as the level we are on, the sort of

20:09 well as the level we are on, the sort of

20:09 well as the level we are on, the sort of second floor, and then down here at the

20:11 second floor, and then down here at the

20:11 second floor, and then down here at the bottom of these huge escalators, even

20:14 bottom of these huge escalators, even

20:14 bottom of these huge escalators, even more fancy shops, and down back that

20:16 more fancy shops, and down back that

20:16 more fancy shops, and down back that way, the casino, although I'm not sure

20:18 way, the casino, although I'm not sure

20:18 way, the casino, although I'm not sure if that's the Venetian casino or now the

20:20 if that's the Venetian casino or now the

20:20 if that's the Venetian casino or now the Palazzo. They're connected. Two giant uh

20:23 Palazzo. They're connected. Two giant uh

20:23 Palazzo. They're connected. Two giant uh hotel and casinos, two giant resorts,

20:25 hotel and casinos, two giant resorts,

20:25 hotel and casinos, two giant resorts, all very old school Italian theming

20:27 all very old school Italian theming

20:27 all very old school Italian theming going on in here as you can see way way

20:29 going on in here as you can see way way

20:30 going on in here as you can see way way over there. If we zoom in there, if we

20:32 over there. If we zoom in there, if we

20:32 over there. If we zoom in there, if we uh take our zoom in capabilities to the

20:34 uh take our zoom in capabilities to the

20:34 uh take our zoom in capabilities to the max, see there's a lot more shops there

20:37 max, see there's a lot more shops there

20:37 max, see there's a lot more shops there above that other casino floor. I'm

20:39 above that other casino floor. I'm

20:40 above that other casino floor. I'm pretty sure I can cash this voucher at

20:41 pretty sure I can cash this voucher at

20:41 pretty sure I can cash this voucher at either or. So, let's head down that way.

20:43 either or. So, let's head down that way.

20:43 either or. So, let's head down that way. Oh, yeah. As I head down the down

20:44 Oh, yeah. As I head down the down

20:44 Oh, yeah. As I head down the down escalator, I'm pretty sure that is the

20:45 escalator, I'm pretty sure that is the

20:45 escalator, I'm pretty sure that is the Palazzo Casino I'm looking at. But look

20:49 Palazzo Casino I'm looking at. But look

20:49 Palazzo Casino I'm looking at. But look at this over here. The Wizard of Oz. We

20:54 at this over here. The Wizard of Oz. We

20:54 at this over here. The Wizard of Oz. We are headed in to the Land of Oz down

20:56 are headed in to the Land of Oz down

20:56 are headed in to the Land of Oz down here on the ground floor. Look at all of

20:59 here on the ground floor. Look at all of

20:59 here on the ground floor. Look at all of these beautiful Munchkin Land style

21:01 these beautiful Munchkin Land style

21:01 these beautiful Munchkin Land style flowers surrounding us all, making us

21:04 flowers surrounding us all, making us

21:04 flowers surrounding us all, making us feel like little Munchkins.

21:07 feel like little Munchkins.

21:07 feel like little Munchkins. Look at this amazing photo op right

21:08 Look at this amazing photo op right

21:08 Look at this amazing photo op right here. People are taking fun pics with

21:11 here. People are taking fun pics with

21:11 here. People are taking fun pics with Dorothy the Cowardly Lion, the Tin Man,

21:13 Dorothy the Cowardly Lion, the Tin Man,

21:13 Dorothy the Cowardly Lion, the Tin Man, the Scarecrow,

21:14 the Scarecrow,

21:14 the Scarecrow, and even what's her face? The good witch

21:16 and even what's her face? The good witch

21:16 and even what's her face? The good witch right there because of course the Las

21:18 right there because of course the Las

21:18 right there because of course the Las Vegas sphere, that big bubble putting on

21:21 Vegas sphere, that big bubble putting on

21:21 Vegas sphere, that big bubble putting on a screening of the Wizard of Oz sort of

21:24 a screening of the Wizard of Oz sort of

21:24 a screening of the Wizard of Oz sort of expanded beyond the original screen. So,

21:26 expanded beyond the original screen. So,

21:26 expanded beyond the original screen. So, you're surrounded, you know, sort of in

21:28 you're surrounded, you know, sort of in

21:28 you're surrounded, you know, sort of in 360

21:31 360

21:31 360 uh with these giant screens where

21:33 uh with these giant screens where

21:33 uh with these giant screens where they've sort of extended the film with

21:35 they've sort of extended the film with

21:35 they've sort of extended the film with CGI or AI or whatever they did. This is

21:37 CGI or AI or whatever they did. This is

21:37 CGI or AI or whatever they did. This is really cool. This is impressive. I don't

21:39 really cool. This is impressive. I don't

21:39 really cool. This is impressive. I don't want to get in the way of that big old

21:41 want to get in the way of that big old

21:41 want to get in the way of that big old line there for people trying to get

21:43 line there for people trying to get

21:43 line there for people trying to get their their fun pick, but they are

21:45 their their fun pick, but they are

21:45 their their fun pick, but they are getting closer a little while they set

21:46 getting closer a little while they set

21:46 getting closer a little while they set up for the next fun photo. Wow, those

21:48 up for the next fun photo. Wow, those

21:48 up for the next fun photo. Wow, those are amazing. Those must have come from

21:50 are amazing. Those must have come from

21:50 are amazing. Those must have come from Madam Tous or something because they are

21:52 Madam Tous or something because they are

21:52 Madam Tous or something because they are super realistic looking. Look at that.

21:54 super realistic looking. Look at that.

21:54 super realistic looking. Look at that. People are stoked. People are starting

21:55 People are stoked. People are starting

21:55 People are stoked. People are starting to murmur. This lady came uh all dressed

21:58 to murmur. This lady came uh all dressed

21:58 to murmur. This lady came uh all dressed up as a sort of Wizard of Oz Christmas

22:01 up as a sort of Wizard of Oz Christmas

22:01 up as a sort of Wizard of Oz Christmas elf hybrid there kind of kind of a

22:04 elf hybrid there kind of kind of a

22:04 elf hybrid there kind of kind of a thing. She's she's cosplaying for the

22:06 thing. She's she's cosplaying for the

22:06 thing. She's she's cosplaying for the for the fun pick. She's dressed up as a

22:08 for the fun pick. She's dressed up as a

22:08 for the fun pick. She's dressed up as a Christmas witch. The Christmas witch of

22:11 Christmas witch. The Christmas witch of

22:11 Christmas witch. The Christmas witch of the south or something. I don't know.

22:13 the south or something. I don't know.

22:13 the south or something. I don't know. Been a long time since I've watched the

22:14 Been a long time since I've watched the

22:14 Been a long time since I've watched the Wizard of Oz. Although I did go to

22:16 Wizard of Oz. Although I did go to

22:16 Wizard of Oz. Although I did go to Dorothy's house out there in liberal

22:19 Dorothy's house out there in liberal

22:19 Dorothy's house out there in liberal Kansas and the little wonderful world of

22:21 Kansas and the little wonderful world of

22:22 Kansas and the little wonderful world of Oz museum there. the oz experience, you

22:24 Oz museum there. the oz experience, you

22:24 Oz museum there. the oz experience, you could say. And I prefer that over the

22:27 could say. And I prefer that over the

22:27 could say. And I prefer that over the sphere. Not that I've done the sphere

22:28 sphere. Not that I've done the sphere

22:28 sphere. Not that I've done the sphere one, and not that I'd say no to the

22:30 one, and not that I'd say no to the

22:30 one, and not that I'd say no to the sphere one if someone wanted to take me,

22:31 sphere one if someone wanted to take me,

22:31 sphere one if someone wanted to take me, but uh I think I saved my money for

22:33 but uh I think I saved my money for

22:33 but uh I think I saved my money for those roadside attraction versions

22:35 those roadside attraction versions

22:35 those roadside attraction versions because that's sort of more my speed.

22:37 because that's sort of more my speed.

22:37 because that's sort of more my speed. Pretty freaking cool though. Something

22:38 Pretty freaking cool though. Something

22:38 Pretty freaking cool though. Something about the Wizard of Oz, even though it

22:40 about the Wizard of Oz, even though it

22:40 about the Wizard of Oz, even though it was made back in the 30s, like when you

22:42 was made back in the 30s, like when you

22:42 was made back in the 30s, like when you see these characters, you know, feels

22:45 see these characters, you know, feels

22:45 see these characters, you know, feels like you're seeing old friends no matter

22:46 like you're seeing old friends no matter

22:46 like you're seeing old friends no matter where you are. Anyway, I'm I'm causing

22:48 where you are. Anyway, I'm I'm causing

22:48 where you are. Anyway, I'm I'm causing murmurss over here standing in front of

22:50 murmurss over here standing in front of

22:50 murmurss over here standing in front of this huge line. They're like, "What's

22:51 this huge line. They're like, "What's

22:51 this huge line. They're like, "What's this guy doing over here?" Just checking

22:53 this guy doing over here?" Just checking

22:53 this guy doing over here?" Just checking it out, checking out the scene. Anyway,

22:54 it out, checking out the scene. Anyway,

22:54 it out, checking out the scene. Anyway, back to the hospital thing. They

22:55 back to the hospital thing. They

22:55 back to the hospital thing. They basically scoped out and scooped out my

22:58 basically scoped out and scooped out my

22:58 basically scoped out and scooped out my insides quite a bit. I was already

23:00 insides quite a bit. I was already

23:00 insides quite a bit. I was already suffering and that whole process of

23:02 suffering and that whole process of

23:02 suffering and that whole process of doing that, if you've ever had to do a

23:03 doing that, if you've ever had to do a

23:03 doing that, if you've ever had to do a scopage uh was very disruptive to what

23:06 scopage uh was very disruptive to what

23:06 scopage uh was very disruptive to what was already wrong with me. So, I have

23:07 was already wrong with me. So, I have

23:07 was already wrong with me. So, I have not been feeling good. It was a far less

23:09 not been feeling good. It was a far less

23:09 not been feeling good. It was a far less than pleasant uh experience and it was

23:11 than pleasant uh experience and it was

23:11 than pleasant uh experience and it was not your average scoping experience, let

23:13 not your average scoping experience, let

23:13 not your average scoping experience, let me tell you that. Still very much

23:15 me tell you that. Still very much

23:15 me tell you that. Still very much bleeding from my insides and it's still

23:16 bleeding from my insides and it's still

23:16 bleeding from my insides and it's still difficult for me to stay on my feet for

23:18 difficult for me to stay on my feet for

23:18 difficult for me to stay on my feet for too long. Even on a normal day at the

23:20 too long. Even on a normal day at the

23:20 too long. Even on a normal day at the moment, I think I've successfully put

23:21 moment, I think I've successfully put

23:21 moment, I think I've successfully put off having to have surgery until at

23:23 off having to have surgery until at

23:23 off having to have surgery until at least after the holidays. That's what

23:25 least after the holidays. That's what

23:25 least after the holidays. That's what I'm hoping for. I'd really like to not

23:27 I'm hoping for. I'd really like to not

23:27 I'm hoping for. I'd really like to not go down. We've had such a great year

23:28 go down. We've had such a great year

23:28 go down. We've had such a great year this year. We've done so many epic

23:30 this year. We've done so many epic

23:30 this year. We've done so many epic things. We've gone to epic conventions,

23:31 things. We've gone to epic conventions,

23:32 things. We've gone to epic conventions, taken so many epic trips all over the

23:35 taken so many epic trips all over the

23:35 taken so many epic trips all over the country, not to mention riding Indiana

23:38 country, not to mention riding Indiana

23:38 country, not to mention riding Indiana Jones with John Reese Davies, Salah

23:40 Jones with John Reese Davies, Salah

23:40 Jones with John Reese Davies, Salah himself at Disneyland, just doing all

23:41 himself at Disneyland, just doing all

23:41 himself at Disneyland, just doing all kinds of weird wonderful things. 2025

23:45 kinds of weird wonderful things. 2025

23:45 kinds of weird wonderful things. 2025 certainly a banner year. had the 70th

23:47 certainly a banner year. had the 70th

23:47 certainly a banner year. had the 70th anniversary of Disneyland with Tony

23:50 anniversary of Disneyland with Tony

23:50 anniversary of Disneyland with Tony Baxter and Robot Walt and all kinds of

23:52 Baxter and Robot Walt and all kinds of

23:52 Baxter and Robot Walt and all kinds of special guests and appearances and just

23:54 special guests and appearances and just

23:54 special guests and appearances and just a lot of fun this year. So, I prefer if

23:56 a lot of fun this year. So, I prefer if

23:56 a lot of fun this year. So, I prefer if I don't have to spend the last two

23:57 I don't have to spend the last two

23:58 I don't have to spend the last two months of it lying on my belly crying

24:00 months of it lying on my belly crying

24:00 months of it lying on my belly crying and recovering from a surgery. I would

24:01 and recovering from a surgery. I would

24:02 and recovering from a surgery. I would much much rather and by the way, I think

24:03 much much rather and by the way, I think

24:03 much much rather and by the way, I think this is a real Venetian gondola over

24:06 this is a real Venetian gondola over

24:06 this is a real Venetian gondola over here on display right in front of us

24:07 here on display right in front of us

24:07 here on display right in front of us with a historic timeline. But yeah, I'd

24:09 with a historic timeline. But yeah, I'd

24:09 with a historic timeline. But yeah, I'd much rather put that off after the

24:11 much rather put that off after the

24:11 much rather put that off after the holidays into like maybe January or

24:12 holidays into like maybe January or

24:12 holidays into like maybe January or February when I would normally be in Las

24:14 February when I would normally be in Las

24:14 February when I would normally be in Las Vegas. Uh, but the schedule is all

24:16 Vegas. Uh, but the schedule is all

24:16 Vegas. Uh, but the schedule is all rearranged this year. Look at this. The

24:18 rearranged this year. Look at this. The

24:18 rearranged this year. Look at this. The first record of a gondola, 1094.

24:21 first record of a gondola, 1094.

24:21 first record of a gondola, 1094. So, they've been around for nearly a

24:22 So, they've been around for nearly a

24:22 So, they've been around for nearly a thousand years as far as we can tell.

24:24 thousand years as far as we can tell.

24:24 thousand years as far as we can tell. But look at this. In 1562, like I said,

24:27 But look at this. In 1562, like I said,

24:27 But look at this. In 1562, like I said, they were increasingly decorated. And

24:28 they were increasingly decorated. And

24:28 they were increasingly decorated. And the laws passed that year said that all

24:31 the laws passed that year said that all

24:31 the laws passed that year said that all gondelas except the royal conveyances be

24:34 gondelas except the royal conveyances be

24:34 gondelas except the royal conveyances be painted black to prevent ostentatious

24:36 painted black to prevent ostentatious

24:36 painted black to prevent ostentatious display of wealth. So, I was right.

24:37 display of wealth. So, I was right.

24:37 display of wealth. So, I was right. Apparently, this one right here was a

24:39 Apparently, this one right here was a

24:39 Apparently, this one right here was a wedding gondola. So, gondola for every

24:42 wedding gondola. So, gondola for every

24:42 wedding gondola. So, gondola for every occa. I wonder if they had hear

24:43 occa. I wonder if they had hear

24:43 occa. I wonder if they had hear gondelas. They must have, right? Because

24:44 gondelas. They must have, right? Because

24:44 gondelas. They must have, right? Because I mean they don't have streets in

24:45 I mean they don't have streets in

24:45 I mean they don't have streets in Venice. They've got uh they've got

24:47 Venice. They've got uh they've got

24:47 Venice. They've got uh they've got canals. Wow. This says fewer than 430

24:50 canals. Wow. This says fewer than 430

24:50 canals. Wow. This says fewer than 430 gondilas exist in the present day. In

24:52 gondilas exist in the present day. In

24:52 gondilas exist in the present day. In fact, says 425

24:55 fact, says 425

24:55 fact, says 425 licensed gondelers operating in the

24:57 licensed gondelers operating in the

24:57 licensed gondelers operating in the whole of Italy. So, they are becoming uh

25:01 whole of Italy. So, they are becoming uh

25:01 whole of Italy. So, they are becoming uh becoming more rare. If I ever go to the

25:02 becoming more rare. If I ever go to the

25:02 becoming more rare. If I ever go to the real Venice, I certainly will take a

25:04 real Venice, I certainly will take a

25:04 real Venice, I certainly will take a gondola ride. I don't know if I'll ever

25:05 gondola ride. I don't know if I'll ever

25:05 gondola ride. I don't know if I'll ever uh spring for the 156 bucks. I didn't

25:07 uh spring for the 156 bucks. I didn't

25:08 uh spring for the 156 bucks. I didn't know it was quite that much to go with

25:09 know it was quite that much to go with

25:09 know it was quite that much to go with Ali here, but uh you know what? Maybe

25:11 Ali here, but uh you know what? Maybe

25:11 Ali here, but uh you know what? Maybe I'll save this 20 and put it towards my

25:13 I'll save this 20 and put it towards my

25:13 I'll save this 20 and put it towards my future gondola ride. Right. Okay. Yeah.

25:14 future gondola ride. Right. Okay. Yeah.

25:14 future gondola ride. Right. Okay. Yeah. So, this is the Palazzo Casino and on

25:16 So, this is the Palazzo Casino and on

25:16 So, this is the Palazzo Casino and on the other side of it, you got the hotel

25:17 the other side of it, you got the hotel

25:17 the other side of it, you got the hotel lobby. So, it's a whole separate resort

25:19 lobby. So, it's a whole separate resort

25:19 lobby. So, it's a whole separate resort and casino with its own shops and a rare

25:21 and casino with its own shops and a rare

25:21 and casino with its own shops and a rare bookshop and all this stuff upstairs.

25:23 bookshop and all this stuff upstairs.

25:23 bookshop and all this stuff upstairs. They're all connected here. I always get

25:25 They're all connected here. I always get

25:25 They're all connected here. I always get a little gunshy about walking around

25:27 a little gunshy about walking around

25:27 a little gunshy about walking around with a camera in the casino. It's

25:29 with a camera in the casino. It's

25:29 with a camera in the casino. It's becoming more and more normal. Like,

25:30 becoming more and more normal. Like,

25:30 becoming more and more normal. Like, there are whole like vlogs and channels

25:33 there are whole like vlogs and channels

25:33 there are whole like vlogs and channels that are all dedicated to Las Vegas now

25:35 that are all dedicated to Las Vegas now

25:35 that are all dedicated to Las Vegas now and Las Vegas experiences. is. And

25:36 and Las Vegas experiences. is. And

25:36 and Las Vegas experiences. is. And nowadays, the security and the people

25:38 nowadays, the security and the people

25:38 nowadays, the security and the people here kind of know what you're doing if

25:40 here kind of know what you're doing if

25:40 here kind of know what you're doing if you're walking around with a camera. But

25:42 you're walking around with a camera. But

25:42 you're walking around with a camera. But I'm still gunshy from coming here, you

25:44 I'm still gunshy from coming here, you

25:44 I'm still gunshy from coming here, you know, 10 years ago or whatever and

25:46 know, 10 years ago or whatever and

25:46 know, 10 years ago or whatever and walking around with a camera and being

25:48 walking around with a camera and being

25:48 walking around with a camera and being screamed at. The one thing they don't

25:50 screamed at. The one thing they don't

25:50 screamed at. The one thing they don't want you to do is point your camera like

25:53 want you to do is point your camera like

25:53 want you to do is point your camera like close up at any of the gaming tables.

25:55 close up at any of the gaming tables.

25:55 close up at any of the gaming tables. So, the craps, the roulette, uh

25:57 So, the craps, the roulette, uh

25:57 So, the craps, the roulette, uh especially the card tables, you know,

25:59 especially the card tables, you know,

25:59 especially the card tables, you know, blackjack and poker and all that kind of

26:01 blackjack and poker and all that kind of

26:01 blackjack and poker and all that kind of stuff. I don't know. Must be like

26:02 stuff. I don't know. Must be like

26:02 stuff. I don't know. Must be like cheating rules or something like that.

26:04 cheating rules or something like that.

26:04 cheating rules or something like that. From this distance, you're kind of okay.

26:05 From this distance, you're kind of okay.

26:05 From this distance, you're kind of okay. you're not going to get screamed at. But

26:07 you're not going to get screamed at. But

26:07 you're not going to get screamed at. But as far as I know, that's still sort of

26:10 as far as I know, that's still sort of

26:10 as far as I know, that's still sort of the operating rule out here. Like

26:11 the operating rule out here. Like

26:12 the operating rule out here. Like they're not going to bother you if

26:12 they're not going to bother you if

26:12 they're not going to bother you if you're taking pictures, you know,

26:14 you're taking pictures, you know,

26:14 you're taking pictures, you know, selfies or like going, "Hey, we're going

26:16 selfies or like going, "Hey, we're going

26:16 selfies or like going, "Hey, we're going over here to play railroad riches or or

26:19 over here to play railroad riches or or

26:19 over here to play railroad riches or or whatever anymore." But back in the day,

26:21 whatever anymore." But back in the day,

26:21 whatever anymore." But back in the day, man, they used to scream at you for kind

26:23 man, they used to scream at you for kind

26:23 man, they used to scream at you for kind of taking any pictures on the casino.

26:25 of taking any pictures on the casino.

26:25 of taking any pictures on the casino. They were trying for a while to be like,

26:26 They were trying for a while to be like,

26:26 They were trying for a while to be like, "No cell phones on the casino, like

26:28 "No cell phones on the casino, like

26:28 "No cell phones on the casino, like don't use your phone, nothing, you know,

26:29 don't use your phone, nothing, you know,

26:30 don't use your phone, nothing, you know, to prevent cheating." I'm sure you see

26:31 to prevent cheating." I'm sure you see

26:31 to prevent cheating." I'm sure you see all those eyes in the sky right there.

26:33 all those eyes in the sky right there.

26:33 all those eyes in the sky right there. They know what I'm doing. and they know

26:34 They know what I'm doing. and they know

26:34 They know what I'm doing. and they know I'm walking around. I'm sticking to the

26:36 I'm walking around. I'm sticking to the

26:36 I'm walking around. I'm sticking to the marble here. And uh I think you can I

26:39 marble here. And uh I think you can I

26:39 marble here. And uh I think you can I think you're safe in the carpets. I just

26:41 think you're safe in the carpets. I just

26:41 think you're safe in the carpets. I just I like to play it safe cuz I hate being

26:43 I like to play it safe cuz I hate being

26:43 I like to play it safe cuz I hate being scolded. And like you'll see there's a

26:45 scolded. And like you'll see there's a

26:45 scolded. And like you'll see there's a there's a stroller there. Kids can walk

26:47 there's a stroller there. Kids can walk

26:47 there's a stroller there. Kids can walk on these designated walkways, right? So

26:50 on these designated walkways, right? So

26:50 on these designated walkways, right? So like if you're going to one of the shops

26:51 like if you're going to one of the shops

26:51 like if you're going to one of the shops or restaurants sort of in the back of

26:52 or restaurants sort of in the back of

26:52 or restaurants sort of in the back of the casino, you're cool walking along

26:54 the casino, you're cool walking along

26:54 the casino, you're cool walking along this different pattern of carpet right

26:57 this different pattern of carpet right

26:57 this different pattern of carpet right here, no matter what age you are. If you

26:59 here, no matter what age you are. If you

26:59 here, no matter what age you are. If you cross this line right here, I believe

27:01 cross this line right here, I believe

27:01 cross this line right here, I believe you must be, you know, with a parent or

27:03 you must be, you know, with a parent or

27:03 you must be, you know, with a parent or something like that or at least 18, if

27:06 something like that or at least 18, if

27:06 something like that or at least 18, if not 21. Another thing is like all the

27:08 not 21. Another thing is like all the

27:08 not 21. Another thing is like all the casinos, you used to be able to just

27:09 casinos, you used to be able to just

27:09 casinos, you used to be able to just walk around and smoke in all the

27:10 walk around and smoke in all the

27:10 walk around and smoke in all the casinos. And now I found out that you're

27:13 casinos. And now I found out that you're

27:13 casinos. And now I found out that you're only allowed to smoke when you're

27:14 only allowed to smoke when you're

27:14 only allowed to smoke when you're actually at the machines. So, you're in

27:16 actually at the machines. So, you're in

27:16 actually at the machines. So, you're in the sort of like forbidden zone of the

27:19 the sort of like forbidden zone of the

27:19 the sort of like forbidden zone of the carpets there. You can smoke your cigar,

27:21 carpets there. You can smoke your cigar,

27:21 carpets there. You can smoke your cigar, your cigarette, or whatever you got,

27:22 your cigarette, or whatever you got,

27:22 your cigarette, or whatever you got, your your clothes or whatever. Oh,

27:24 your your clothes or whatever. Oh,

27:24 your your clothes or whatever. Oh, there's one of those machines that I

27:25 there's one of those machines that I

27:25 there's one of those machines that I need right over there. But if you cross

27:28 need right over there. But if you cross

27:28 need right over there. But if you cross out of that boundary into the walkway,

27:31 out of that boundary into the walkway,

27:31 out of that boundary into the walkway, you'll get yelled at. And I know that

27:32 you'll get yelled at. And I know that

27:32 you'll get yelled at. And I know that because I I just saw somebody getting

27:33 because I I just saw somebody getting

27:34 because I I just saw somebody getting kind of scolded the other day and

27:35 kind of scolded the other day and

27:35 kind of scolded the other day and explained the rules to him. I was like,

27:36 explained the rules to him. I was like,

27:36 explained the rules to him. I was like, "Oh, that's interesting. I never knew

27:38 "Oh, that's interesting. I never knew

27:38 "Oh, that's interesting. I never knew that before." That's why you smell a lot

27:39 that before." That's why you smell a lot

27:39 that before." That's why you smell a lot less uh smoke walking around the casinos

27:41 less uh smoke walking around the casinos

27:42 less uh smoke walking around the casinos than you used to. Although there's still

27:43 than you used to. Although there's still

27:43 than you used to. Although there's still some. But what amazes me in these newer,

27:46 some. But what amazes me in these newer,

27:46 some. But what amazes me in these newer, bigger, fancier casinos, like you don't

27:48 bigger, fancier casinos, like you don't

27:48 bigger, fancier casinos, like you don't smell it that much. Or like if you go

27:49 smell it that much. Or like if you go

27:49 smell it that much. Or like if you go into Byons or something, you go into the

27:51 into Byons or something, you go into the

27:51 into Byons or something, you go into the casinos like in the old part of Las

27:53 casinos like in the old part of Las

27:53 casinos like in the old part of Las Vegas casinos, it's like that's all you

27:56 Vegas casinos, it's like that's all you

27:56 Vegas casinos, it's like that's all you smell, right? especially back in the

27:57 smell, right? especially back in the

27:57 smell, right? especially back in the day. It's like a cloud when you open the

27:59 day. It's like a cloud when you open the

27:59 day. It's like a cloud when you open the doors and stuff. So, whatever kind of

28:01 doors and stuff. So, whatever kind of

28:01 doors and stuff. So, whatever kind of crazy ventilation systems they've got

28:03 crazy ventilation systems they've got

28:03 crazy ventilation systems they've got going on up here are very effective at

28:07 going on up here are very effective at

28:07 going on up here are very effective at removing smells and smoke and particles.

28:10 removing smells and smoke and particles.

28:10 removing smells and smoke and particles. All right, there must be a lot of winter

28:11 All right, there must be a lot of winter

28:12 All right, there must be a lot of winter stakes. There's a long line for that

28:13 stakes. There's a long line for that

28:13 stakes. There's a long line for that machine. There's an exit right there. It

28:15 machine. There's an exit right there. It

28:15 machine. There's an exit right there. It looks like Plato lobby. I can't tell

28:17 looks like Plato lobby. I can't tell

28:17 looks like Plato lobby. I can't tell where that's Oh, that's going out to the

28:18 where that's Oh, that's going out to the

28:18 where that's Oh, that's going out to the strip. Okay, I was trying to reorient. I

28:20 strip. Okay, I was trying to reorient. I

28:20 strip. Okay, I was trying to reorient. I was totally lost and dizzy and confused

28:22 was totally lost and dizzy and confused

28:22 was totally lost and dizzy and confused there. I can see another machine right

28:24 there. I can see another machine right

28:24 there. I can see another machine right back here. Finally going to complete the

28:26 back here. Finally going to complete the

28:26 back here. Finally going to complete the quest. The quest for 20 bucks. Oh no.

28:28 quest. The quest for 20 bucks. Oh no.

28:28 quest. The quest for 20 bucks. Oh no. Kiosk not red. Stupid Tron machine

28:31 Kiosk not red. Stupid Tron machine

28:31 Kiosk not red. Stupid Tron machine betrayed me. Let's try the blue one.

28:32 betrayed me. Let's try the blue one.

28:32 betrayed me. Let's try the blue one. Let's try team blue. Oh yeah. See, we're

28:35 Let's try team blue. Oh yeah. See, we're

28:35 Let's try team blue. Oh yeah. See, we're too close to the um the gaming tables

28:37 too close to the um the gaming tables

28:37 too close to the um the gaming tables here. They're going to get mad at the

28:38 here. They're going to get mad at the

28:38 here. They're going to get mad at the camera. So, I'm going to I'm going to

28:39 camera. So, I'm going to I'm going to

28:39 camera. So, I'm going to I'm going to cash this out quickly before before

28:41 cash this out quickly before before

28:41 cash this out quickly before before anybody can uh get here from the

28:43 anybody can uh get here from the

28:43 anybody can uh get here from the security office to scold me. Spence my

28:45 security office to scold me. Spence my

28:45 security office to scold me. Spence my 20 bucks. One of the things that was the

28:47 20 bucks. One of the things that was the

28:47 20 bucks. One of the things that was the most disappointing the first time I

28:48 most disappointing the first time I

28:48 most disappointing the first time I really came to Vegas and was in the

28:50 really came to Vegas and was in the

28:50 really came to Vegas and was in the casinos is like I was picturing Come on.

28:52 casinos is like I was picturing Come on.

28:52 casinos is like I was picturing Come on. Come on.

28:55 Come on.

28:55 Come on. Yes.

28:57 Yes.

28:57 Yes. Got to ski dad all the way from those

28:58 Got to ski dad all the way from those

28:58 Got to ski dad all the way from those tables. Is that uh I was picturing all

29:00 tables. Is that uh I was picturing all

29:00 tables. Is that uh I was picturing all the coins. I was waiting to see the old

29:02 the coins. I was waiting to see the old

29:02 the coins. I was waiting to see the old ladies with their little buckets of

29:03 ladies with their little buckets of

29:03 ladies with their little buckets of coins and pull the lever and the coins

29:05 coins and pull the lever and the coins

29:05 coins and pull the lever and the coins and dinging ding ding ding ding. The

29:07 and dinging ding ding ding ding. The

29:07 and dinging ding ding ding ding. The slot machines pay you coins. Instead,

29:08 slot machines pay you coins. Instead,

29:08 slot machines pay you coins. Instead, you put in cash and they give you those

29:11 you put in cash and they give you those

29:11 you put in cash and they give you those vouchers when you print them out. So,

29:12 vouchers when you print them out. So,

29:12 vouchers when you print them out. So, sometimes you'll have a voucher for like

29:14 sometimes you'll have a voucher for like

29:14 sometimes you'll have a voucher for like 31 cents or whatever that's left over

29:15 31 cents or whatever that's left over

29:16 31 cents or whatever that's left over from your from your winnings and uh you

29:18 from your from your winnings and uh you

29:18 from your from your winnings and uh you you can't even get it cashed out. They

29:20 you can't even get it cashed out. They

29:20 you can't even get it cashed out. They won't cash any change that small. You'll

29:22 won't cash any change that small. You'll

29:22 won't cash any change that small. You'll also see sort of scavengers going around

29:24 also see sort of scavengers going around

29:24 also see sort of scavengers going around the tables looking for all those little

29:25 the tables looking for all those little

29:25 the tables looking for all those little vouchers for like0 50 cents or whatever,

29:27 vouchers for like0 50 cents or whatever,

29:27 vouchers for like0 50 cents or whatever, you know, 82 cents. You got to remember

29:29 you know, 82 cents. You got to remember

29:29 you know, 82 cents. You got to remember they're still penny slots even though

29:30 they're still penny slots even though

29:30 they're still penny slots even though it's all like digital currency. Uh and

29:33 it's all like digital currency. Uh and

29:33 it's all like digital currency. Uh and people will pick them up and sort of

29:34 people will pick them up and sort of

29:34 people will pick them up and sort of just put piles together of them and

29:36 just put piles together of them and

29:36 just put piles together of them and they'll go cash like 50 of them at once.

29:38 they'll go cash like 50 of them at once.

29:38 they'll go cash like 50 of them at once. So they can uh make a little moola over

29:41 So they can uh make a little moola over

29:41 So they can uh make a little moola over here. But yeah, look at this. The quest

29:43 here. But yeah, look at this. The quest

29:43 here. But yeah, look at this. The quest is complete. I got a free $20 bill. Look

29:48 is complete. I got a free $20 bill. Look

29:48 is complete. I got a free $20 bill. Look at Andrew Jackson. Never looks so good.

29:49 at Andrew Jackson. Never looks so good.

29:49 at Andrew Jackson. Never looks so good. All right, I think I am going to head

29:50 All right, I think I am going to head

29:50 All right, I think I am going to head out that way. the Palazzo way because

29:52 out that way. the Palazzo way because

29:52 out that way. the Palazzo way because that's the way that leads towards the

29:53 that's the way that leads towards the

29:54 that's the way that leads towards the hotel I'm staying at. But I'm going to

29:56 hotel I'm staying at. But I'm going to

29:56 hotel I'm staying at. But I'm going to say goodbye to Dorothy and her pals over

30:00 say goodbye to Dorothy and her pals over

30:00 say goodbye to Dorothy and her pals over here real quick as I head up the up

30:01 here real quick as I head up the up

30:02 here real quick as I head up the up escalator because as they say in Maine

30:04 escalator because as they say in Maine

30:04 escalator because as they say in Maine rather than uh going out the casino way.

30:07 rather than uh going out the casino way.

30:07 rather than uh going out the casino way. I'm going to go out through the shops

30:08 I'm going to go out through the shops

30:08 I'm going to go out through the shops upstairs and pass by what I think is one

30:10 upstairs and pass by what I think is one

30:10 upstairs and pass by what I think is one of the coolest shops in Las Vegas. Bomb

30:13 of the coolest shops in Las Vegas. Bomb

30:13 of the coolest shops in Las Vegas. Bomb Rare Books. You can see a little sort of

30:15 Rare Books. You can see a little sort of

30:15 Rare Books. You can see a little sort of advertising banner for it up here. It's

30:17 advertising banner for it up here. It's

30:17 advertising banner for it up here. It's just this way upstairs of the Palazzo uh

30:20 just this way upstairs of the Palazzo uh

30:20 just this way upstairs of the Palazzo uh casino floor. Yeah, look at that. Right

30:21 casino floor. Yeah, look at that. Right

30:21 casino floor. Yeah, look at that. Right there next to the next to the poker room

30:23 there next to the next to the poker room

30:24 there next to the next to the poker room upstairs here. Bomb rare books. I don't

30:27 upstairs here. Bomb rare books. I don't

30:27 upstairs here. Bomb rare books. I don't know if they allow

30:29 know if they allow

30:29 know if they allow cameras inside. I tend to doubt it. I

30:32 cameras inside. I tend to doubt it. I

30:32 cameras inside. I tend to doubt it. I got some friends who have bought some

30:33 got some friends who have bought some

30:33 got some friends who have bought some things from here. They're very nice

30:34 things from here. They're very nice

30:34 things from here. They're very nice people. That's not what the issue is. I

30:36 people. That's not what the issue is. I

30:36 people. That's not what the issue is. I just don't know whether the camera is

30:38 just don't know whether the camera is

30:38 just don't know whether the camera is going to be safe. But I'll tell you one

30:39 going to be safe. But I'll tell you one

30:39 going to be safe. But I'll tell you one thing that they've got in there right

30:41 thing that they've got in there right

30:41 thing that they've got in there right now in one of these cases just back

30:43 now in one of these cases just back

30:43 now in one of these cases just back there. I took a picture of it the other

30:44 there. I took a picture of it the other

30:44 there. I took a picture of it the other day is Thomas Jefferson's personal

30:49 day is Thomas Jefferson's personal

30:49 day is Thomas Jefferson's personal dictionary. So something he probably

30:52 dictionary. So something he probably

30:52 dictionary. So something he probably used on a fairly regular basis. I don't

30:54 used on a fairly regular basis. I don't

30:54 used on a fairly regular basis. I don't know from what year, but it's possible,

30:56 know from what year, but it's possible,

30:56 know from what year, but it's possible, certainly possible, Thomas Jefferson

30:58 certainly possible, Thomas Jefferson

30:58 certainly possible, Thomas Jefferson could have used the dictionary back in

30:59 could have used the dictionary back in

31:00 could have used the dictionary back in this case that I did take a still photo

31:01 this case that I did take a still photo

31:01 this case that I did take a still photo of as you can see right here. It's

31:03 of as you can see right here. It's

31:03 of as you can see right here. It's possible he used that dictionary to

31:05 possible he used that dictionary to

31:05 possible he used that dictionary to write the Declaration of Independence.

31:08 write the Declaration of Independence.

31:08 write the Declaration of Independence. Oh, look at this. You got decision

31:09 Oh, look at this. You got decision

31:09 Oh, look at this. You got decision points signed by George W. Bush. You got

31:11 points signed by George W. Bush. You got

31:11 points signed by George W. Bush. You got a bunch of first editions of of books.

31:14 a bunch of first editions of of books.

31:14 a bunch of first editions of of books. Like, look at this. A first edition

31:16 Like, look at this. A first edition

31:16 Like, look at this. A first edition Steuart Little right there. Got many

31:19 Steuart Little right there. Got many

31:19 Steuart Little right there. Got many first editions of Ian Fleming's Bond

31:21 first editions of Ian Fleming's Bond

31:21 first editions of Ian Fleming's Bond books. And I did get a little bit

31:22 books. And I did get a little bit

31:22 books. And I did get a little bit scolded back there. So, we're moving on.

31:24 scolded back there. So, we're moving on.

31:24 scolded back there. So, we're moving on. Moving on. But a very cool store. I go

31:26 Moving on. But a very cool store. I go

31:26 Moving on. But a very cool store. I go in there every time I come to Las Vegas

31:27 in there every time I come to Las Vegas

31:27 in there every time I come to Las Vegas and look around with some of my friends.

31:29 and look around with some of my friends.

31:29 and look around with some of my friends. I love old books. I don't have many

31:31 I love old books. I don't have many

31:31 I love old books. I don't have many first edition books, but I I try to look

31:33 first edition books, but I I try to look

31:33 first edition books, but I I try to look for uh antiquarian like 19th century

31:36 for uh antiquarian like 19th century

31:36 for uh antiquarian like 19th century books as often as I can find them. love

31:38 books as often as I can find them. love

31:38 books as often as I can find them. love the smell, the feel of an old book and I

31:41 the smell, the feel of an old book and I

31:41 the smell, the feel of an old book and I love the idea that I'm reading the very

31:44 love the idea that I'm reading the very

31:44 love the idea that I'm reading the very pages that people might have read 100,

31:45 pages that people might have read 100,

31:45 pages that people might have read 100, 200, 300 years ago, you know. Oh, by the

31:47 200, 300 years ago, you know. Oh, by the

31:47 200, 300 years ago, you know. Oh, by the way, look at this gallery right over

31:49 way, look at this gallery right over

31:49 way, look at this gallery right over here is full of Ringo Stars art. There

31:51 here is full of Ringo Stars art. There

31:51 here is full of Ringo Stars art. There are literally a whole bunch of Ringo

31:53 are literally a whole bunch of Ringo

31:53 are literally a whole bunch of Ringo Star prints and paintings. Even a couple

31:56 Star prints and paintings. Even a couple

31:56 Star prints and paintings. Even a couple of his outfits over there. Again, I

31:57 of his outfits over there. Again, I

31:57 of his outfits over there. Again, I don't want to get super scolded. Um,

31:59 don't want to get super scolded. Um,

31:59 don't want to get super scolded. Um, they're touchy about it because for the

32:01 they're touchy about it because for the

32:01 they're touchy about it because for the same reason they're touchy about you

32:02 same reason they're touchy about you

32:02 same reason they're touchy about you taking pictures in or at the Louis

32:05 taking pictures in or at the Louis

32:05 taking pictures in or at the Louis Vuitton store in Paris. Um, there are

32:08 Vuitton store in Paris. Um, there are

32:08 Vuitton store in Paris. Um, there are people who will come to places like this

32:10 people who will come to places like this

32:10 people who will come to places like this and they'll take a bunch of pictures on

32:11 and they'll take a bunch of pictures on

32:11 and they'll take a bunch of pictures on their phone and then sell like bootleg

32:13 their phone and then sell like bootleg

32:13 their phone and then sell like bootleg prints or they'll copy the handbags or

32:16 prints or they'll copy the handbags or

32:16 prints or they'll copy the handbags or designs that are new that are like in

32:17 designs that are new that are like in

32:17 designs that are new that are like in these fancy showrooms. Here in Las

32:19 these fancy showrooms. Here in Las

32:19 these fancy showrooms. Here in Las Vegas, they can't do it in Paris.

32:20 Vegas, they can't do it in Paris.

32:20 Vegas, they can't do it in Paris. They'll actually restrict uh certain

32:22 They'll actually restrict uh certain

32:22 They'll actually restrict uh certain countries. Like if you're from a certain

32:23 countries. Like if you're from a certain

32:24 countries. Like if you're from a certain country or ethnicity, they'll even stop

32:25 country or ethnicity, they'll even stop

32:25 country or ethnicity, they'll even stop you from going into certain stores like

32:26 you from going into certain stores like

32:26 you from going into certain stores like Louis Vuitton or Coach or whatever. Uh

32:28 Louis Vuitton or Coach or whatever. Uh

32:28 Louis Vuitton or Coach or whatever. Uh they don't do that in Vegas, obviously.

32:30 they don't do that in Vegas, obviously.

32:30 they don't do that in Vegas, obviously. Not in the United States. We don't play

32:31 Not in the United States. We don't play

32:31 Not in the United States. We don't play that way. But something like this, like

32:33 that way. But something like this, like

32:33 that way. But something like this, like Ringo Stars Art, you stand there taking

32:36 Ringo Stars Art, you stand there taking

32:36 Ringo Stars Art, you stand there taking pictures of it too much and people start

32:38 pictures of it too much and people start

32:38 pictures of it too much and people start to wonder what the heck you're doing.

32:39 to wonder what the heck you're doing.

32:39 to wonder what the heck you're doing. Art gallery is still very touchy even

32:41 Art gallery is still very touchy even

32:41 Art gallery is still very touchy even about video, you know? So, I mean,

32:43 about video, you know? So, I mean,

32:43 about video, you know? So, I mean, especially when video is in 4K, I guess

32:45 especially when video is in 4K, I guess

32:45 especially when video is in 4K, I guess it would be possible to just sort of

32:47 it would be possible to just sort of

32:47 it would be possible to just sort of look at Ringo Star's art up close and

32:49 look at Ringo Star's art up close and

32:49 look at Ringo Star's art up close and grab a screenshot and print yourself out

32:52 grab a screenshot and print yourself out

32:52 grab a screenshot and print yourself out a very small print. Uh, but you could do

32:55 a very small print. Uh, but you could do

32:55 a very small print. Uh, but you could do it. I guess you could do it. So, it sort

32:56 it. I guess you could do it. So, it sort

32:56 it. I guess you could do it. So, it sort of makes sense. I kind of understand the

32:58 of makes sense. I kind of understand the

32:58 of makes sense. I kind of understand the rule when it comes to uh to art

33:00 rule when it comes to uh to art

33:00 rule when it comes to uh to art galleries. Once they're in museums

33:01 galleries. Once they're in museums

33:01 galleries. Once they're in museums though, it should be fair game. All

33:03 though, it should be fair game. All

33:03 though, it should be fair game. All right, here we go. We're going to power

33:05 right, here we go. We're going to power

33:05 right, here we go. We're going to power up. This looks like a a power up and

33:06 up. This looks like a a power up and

33:06 up. This looks like a a power up and like a racing video game. We're going to

33:09 like a racing video game. We're going to

33:09 like a racing video game. We're going to go through and get flower power.

33:13 go through and get flower power.

33:13 go through and get flower power. I would have been a lot louder about

33:14 I would have been a lot louder about

33:14 I would have been a lot louder about that. About powering up with my flower

33:16 that. About powering up with my flower

33:16 that. About powering up with my flower power, but you can't see him on the

33:18 power, but you can't see him on the

33:18 power, but you can't see him on the camera. They're just out of range.

33:19 camera. They're just out of range.

33:19 camera. They're just out of range. There's a guy taking a nap on one of

33:20 There's a guy taking a nap on one of

33:20 There's a guy taking a nap on one of those chairs. I didn't want to disturb

33:22 those chairs. I didn't want to disturb

33:22 those chairs. I didn't want to disturb him. Speaking of Louis Vuitton, there's

33:24 him. Speaking of Louis Vuitton, there's

33:24 him. Speaking of Louis Vuitton, there's some bags right there. Oh, and they're

33:26 some bags right there. Oh, and they're

33:26 some bags right there. Oh, and they're getting ready for Formula 1 uh coming up

33:29 getting ready for Formula 1 uh coming up

33:29 getting ready for Formula 1 uh coming up soon in Las Vegas, right? So, hence the

33:30 soon in Las Vegas, right? So, hence the

33:30 soon in Las Vegas, right? So, hence the sort of tire theming over there. And uh

33:32 sort of tire theming over there. And uh

33:32 sort of tire theming over there. And uh you see that all over town. You can see

33:34 you see that all over town. You can see

33:34 you see that all over town. You can see like the the weird um light rigs outside

33:37 like the the weird um light rigs outside

33:37 like the the weird um light rigs outside so they can light up the streets and

33:39 so they can light up the streets and

33:39 so they can light up the streets and you're getting ready. I think it's only

33:40 you're getting ready. I think it's only

33:40 you're getting ready. I think it's only like a month away. So, they're bringing

33:42 like a month away. So, they're bringing

33:42 like a month away. So, they're bringing F1 back to Vegas. And by the way, I am

33:44 F1 back to Vegas. And by the way, I am

33:44 F1 back to Vegas. And by the way, I am now once again completely lost. Maybe

33:46 now once again completely lost. Maybe

33:46 now once again completely lost. Maybe I'll back maybe I just go back out the

33:47 I'll back maybe I just go back out the

33:48 I'll back maybe I just go back out the way I came after all. Anyway, I know

33:50 way I came after all. Anyway, I know

33:50 way I came after all. Anyway, I know this isn't our our our normal sort of

33:52 this isn't our our our normal sort of

33:52 this isn't our our our normal sort of epic adventure or video. I feel like I'm

33:54 epic adventure or video. I feel like I'm

33:54 epic adventure or video. I feel like I'm saying that a lot lately, but uh there

33:56 saying that a lot lately, but uh there

33:56 saying that a lot lately, but uh there are people who will tell me, you know,

33:58 are people who will tell me, you know,

33:58 are people who will tell me, you know, they like cruising into random land for

33:59 they like cruising into random land for

33:59 they like cruising into random land for sort of the epic adventures, like the

34:01 sort of the epic adventures, like the

34:01 sort of the epic adventures, like the big stuff. Maybe not so much the

34:03 big stuff. Maybe not so much the

34:03 big stuff. Maybe not so much the personal updates and things. And then

34:05 personal updates and things. And then

34:05 personal updates and things. And then there's people who say the opposite.

34:06 there's people who say the opposite.

34:06 there's people who say the opposite. Like I love when you're just doing sort

34:07 Like I love when you're just doing sort

34:07 Like I love when you're just doing sort of the more random casual stuff. We're

34:09 of the more random casual stuff. We're

34:09 of the more random casual stuff. We're just sort of talking kind of virtually

34:11 just sort of talking kind of virtually

34:11 just sort of talking kind of virtually hanging out, kind of just doing whatever

34:13 hanging out, kind of just doing whatever

34:13 hanging out, kind of just doing whatever at random. And so there is actually a

34:15 at random. And so there is actually a

34:15 at random. And so there is actually a distinction that I've tried to make. You

34:17 distinction that I've tried to make. You

34:17 distinction that I've tried to make. You see the thumbnails for our episodes and

34:19 see the thumbnails for our episodes and

34:19 see the thumbnails for our episodes and you see the Randomland logo. That's when

34:22 you see the Randomland logo. That's when

34:22 you see the Randomland logo. That's when we're doing something that's a little

34:23 we're doing something that's a little

34:23 we're doing something that's a little bit more epic or maybe a little bit more

34:25 bit more epic or maybe a little bit more

34:25 bit more epic or maybe a little bit more historical, something that's a little

34:26 historical, something that's a little

34:26 historical, something that's a little bit more like one theme. Whenever we're

34:28 bit more like one theme. Whenever we're

34:28 bit more like one theme. Whenever we're doing something like this or maybe a

34:30 doing something like this or maybe a

34:30 doing something like this or maybe a little more epic than this today cuz I'm

34:32 little more epic than this today cuz I'm

34:32 little more epic than this today cuz I'm still still recovering, you know,

34:33 still still recovering, you know,

34:33 still still recovering, you know, something a little bit more random or

34:35 something a little bit more random or

34:35 something a little bit more random or just mixed up or crazy or there's 10

34:37 just mixed up or crazy or there's 10

34:38 just mixed up or crazy or there's 10 different things or something a little

34:38 different things or something a little

34:38 different things or something a little bit more personal, something more of an

34:40 bit more personal, something more of an

34:40 bit more personal, something more of an update, you'll see the Random Land

34:41 update, you'll see the Random Land

34:41 update, you'll see the Random Land Adventures logo. That's sort of how I

34:44 Adventures logo. That's sort of how I

34:44 Adventures logo. That's sort of how I kind of try to distinguish between the

34:47 kind of try to distinguish between the

34:47 kind of try to distinguish between the two. So, if you're like, "Hey man, you

34:48 two. So, if you're like, "Hey man, you

34:48 two. So, if you're like, "Hey man, you know, I love the crazy adventures, but

34:50 know, I love the crazy adventures, but

34:50 know, I love the crazy adventures, but just not so interested in the personal

34:52 just not so interested in the personal

34:52 just not so interested in the personal updates. Don't really need to know how

34:53 updates. Don't really need to know how

34:53 updates. Don't really need to know how your guts are doing kind of thing." Just

34:55 your guts are doing kind of thing." Just

34:55 your guts are doing kind of thing." Just look for the videos with that plain

34:56 look for the videos with that plain

34:56 look for the videos with that plain random land logo. All right, we're

34:58 random land logo. All right, we're

34:58 random land logo. All right, we're passing Steve Madden and some watches

35:00 passing Steve Madden and some watches

35:00 passing Steve Madden and some watches and some stores I didn't pass by

35:02 and some stores I didn't pass by

35:02 and some stores I didn't pass by earlier, but I found the town square

35:04 earlier, but I found the town square

35:04 earlier, but I found the town square again. I think I'm going to make it,

35:05 again. I think I'm going to make it,

35:05 again. I think I'm going to make it, guys. I think I'm going to make it out

35:07 guys. I think I'm going to make it out

35:07 guys. I think I'm going to make it out of Venice and back to America. Oh, look

35:10 of Venice and back to America. Oh, look

35:10 of Venice and back to America. Oh, look at this guy singing.

35:17 >> Beautiful. Oh, hey, wait a minute. Neil

35:17 >> Beautiful. Oh, hey, wait a minute. Neil Seedra from KFI. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

35:20 Seedra from KFI. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

35:20 Seedra from KFI. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

35:20 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

35:20 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Good thing

35:22 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Good thing

35:22 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Good thing I turned around. Look at this. I didn't

35:23 I turned around. Look at this. I didn't

35:23 I turned around. Look at this. I didn't even notice this. Right over here in

35:24 even notice this. Right over here in

35:24 even notice this. Right over here in front of this art gallery. You got the

35:26 front of this art gallery. You got the

35:26 front of this art gallery. You got the Wicked Witch of the West and some flying

35:29 Wicked Witch of the West and some flying

35:29 Wicked Witch of the West and some flying monkeys on display. Look, it's

35:31 monkeys on display. Look, it's

35:31 monkeys on display. Look, it's everybody's mother-in-law

35:33 everybody's mother-in-law

35:33 everybody's mother-in-law and her friends. Her friends. All right,

35:36 and her friends. Her friends. All right,

35:36 and her friends. Her friends. All right, getting kind of woozy here. So, it's

35:39 getting kind of woozy here. So, it's

35:39 getting kind of woozy here. So, it's time to actually make my way out. Still

35:41 time to actually make my way out. Still

35:41 time to actually make my way out. Still kind of hot, too, for some reason. Maybe

35:42 kind of hot, too, for some reason. Maybe

35:42 kind of hot, too, for some reason. Maybe I should jump in the canal and take a

35:44 I should jump in the canal and take a

35:44 I should jump in the canal and take a swim. Although I don't think they would

35:45 swim. Although I don't think they would

35:45 swim. Although I don't think they would look uh look too kindly on. What the

35:47 look uh look too kindly on. What the

35:47 look uh look too kindly on. What the heck is this weird dead end? What what

35:49 heck is this weird dead end? What what

35:49 heck is this weird dead end? What what am I doing? Oh, I went up the stairs and

35:51 am I doing? Oh, I went up the stairs and

35:51 am I doing? Oh, I went up the stairs and then down the ramp that you get up.

35:53 then down the ramp that you get up.

35:53 then down the ramp that you get up. Never mind.

35:53 Never mind.

35:53 Never mind. >> Oh, well this looks familiar. Oh

35:56 >> Oh, well this looks familiar. Oh

35:56 >> Oh, well this looks familiar. Oh look at that. Sin city, baby.

35:58 look at that. Sin city, baby.

35:58 look at that. Sin city, baby. >> I don't know. I feel like you don't have

35:59 >> I don't know. I feel like you don't have

35:59 >> I don't know. I feel like you don't have to come to Las Vegas for that. You can

36:01 to come to Las Vegas for that. You can

36:01 to come to Las Vegas for that. You can sin anywhere. There's been a lot of talk

36:03 sin anywhere. There's been a lot of talk

36:03 sin anywhere. There's been a lot of talk lately. Like I see a lot of stuff online

36:04 lately. Like I see a lot of stuff online

36:04 lately. Like I see a lot of stuff online about like Vegas is dead. Vegas is

36:06 about like Vegas is dead. Vegas is

36:06 about like Vegas is dead. Vegas is dying. And certainly it's not that

36:08 dying. And certainly it's not that

36:08 dying. And certainly it's not that crowded in here. And it is Columbus Day

36:11 crowded in here. And it is Columbus Day

36:11 crowded in here. And it is Columbus Day weekend. So it is a long weekend. They

36:12 weekend. So it is a long weekend. They

36:12 weekend. So it is a long weekend. They had some sort of college fall takeover

36:14 had some sort of college fall takeover

36:14 had some sort of college fall takeover at some of the hotels and resorts here.

36:17 at some of the hotels and resorts here.

36:17 at some of the hotels and resorts here. So, there were college girls from all

36:18 So, there were college girls from all

36:18 So, there were college girls from all over the country and boys like dancing

36:20 over the country and boys like dancing

36:20 over the country and boys like dancing it up and running around having pool

36:22 it up and running around having pool

36:22 it up and running around having pool parties and such like. It was only

36:23 parties and such like. It was only

36:23 parties and such like. It was only Sunday. We're only 3/4 of the way

36:25 Sunday. We're only 3/4 of the way

36:25 Sunday. We're only 3/4 of the way through the holiday weekend and it

36:28 through the holiday weekend and it

36:28 through the holiday weekend and it really isn't that busy. And part of that

36:30 really isn't that busy. And part of that

36:30 really isn't that busy. And part of that is like after CO, right? There was a lot

36:32 is like after CO, right? There was a lot

36:32 is like after CO, right? There was a lot of COVID revenge travel. A lot of people

36:34 of COVID revenge travel. A lot of people

36:34 of COVID revenge travel. A lot of people were getting out of the house and doing

36:35 were getting out of the house and doing

36:36 were getting out of the house and doing all the things they sat there and

36:37 all the things they sat there and

36:37 all the things they sat there and dreamed about while they were locked

36:39 dreamed about while they were locked

36:39 dreamed about while they were locked inside for in some cases a couple years

36:41 inside for in some cases a couple years

36:41 inside for in some cases a couple years there depending on what state you were

36:43 there depending on what state you were

36:43 there depending on what state you were in. You know, you really weren't doing

36:44 in. You know, you really weren't doing

36:44 in. You know, you really weren't doing much traveling and a lot of us were very

36:47 much traveling and a lot of us were very

36:47 much traveling and a lot of us were very hard up for cash. You know, we weren't

36:48 hard up for cash. You know, we weren't

36:48 hard up for cash. You know, we weren't doing much uh recreational travel. And

36:51 doing much uh recreational travel. And

36:51 doing much uh recreational travel. And so after that when everything unlocked

36:52 so after that when everything unlocked

36:52 so after that when everything unlocked and people could save up enough cash

36:54 and people could save up enough cash

36:54 and people could save up enough cash again or make sure they were back to

36:55 again or make sure they were back to

36:55 again or make sure they were back to work and all that stuff, there was a lot

36:57 work and all that stuff, there was a lot

36:57 work and all that stuff, there was a lot of travel for those first couple of

36:58 of travel for those first couple of

36:58 of travel for those first couple of years. And now we're in 2025. I think

37:00 years. And now we're in 2025. I think

37:00 years. And now we're in 2025. I think part of it is that that has just died

37:02 part of it is that that has just died

37:02 part of it is that that has just died down a bit. Another part of it is, you

37:05 down a bit. Another part of it is, you

37:05 down a bit. Another part of it is, you know, Vegas in the '9s, even into the

37:07 know, Vegas in the '9s, even into the

37:07 know, Vegas in the '9s, even into the early 2000s, was trying to do a thing

37:09 early 2000s, was trying to do a thing

37:09 early 2000s, was trying to do a thing where they were trying to become more

37:11 where they were trying to become more

37:11 where they were trying to become more familyfriendly to put more things in Las

37:13 familyfriendly to put more things in Las

37:13 familyfriendly to put more things in Las Vegas that would entice, I don't know,

37:15 Vegas that would entice, I don't know,

37:15 Vegas that would entice, I don't know, different visitors than just your

37:16 different visitors than just your

37:16 different visitors than just your average sort of gambler or high roller.

37:18 average sort of gambler or high roller.

37:18 average sort of gambler or high roller. Oh, there's even tobacco right here.

37:19 Oh, there's even tobacco right here.

37:19 Oh, there's even tobacco right here. It's like a little It's like a miniature

37:21 It's like a little It's like a miniature

37:21 It's like a little It's like a miniature liquor store right there. Tobacco and

37:23 liquor store right there. Tobacco and

37:23 liquor store right there. Tobacco and vapes. Perfume. And you can buy their

37:26 vapes. Perfume. And you can buy their

37:26 vapes. Perfume. And you can buy their tobacco and vapes. And you can buy your

37:27 tobacco and vapes. And you can buy your

37:27 tobacco and vapes. And you can buy your perfume right here so you can cover up

37:28 perfume right here so you can cover up

37:28 perfume right here so you can cover up the smell. Well, your mom will never

37:30 the smell. Well, your mom will never

37:30 the smell. Well, your mom will never find out. And look at this, an RC

37:32 find out. And look at this, an RC

37:32 find out. And look at this, an RC >> Cybert truck. Anyway, um then that all

37:34 >> Cybert truck. Anyway, um then that all

37:34 >> Cybert truck. Anyway, um then that all sort of ended. They realized like, ah,

37:36 sort of ended. They realized like, ah,

37:36 sort of ended. They realized like, ah, you know, maybe that's not working. They

37:37 you know, maybe that's not working. They

37:37 you know, maybe that's not working. They went uh way more adult again. Uh pushed

37:40 went uh way more adult again. Uh pushed

37:40 went uh way more adult again. Uh pushed out a lot harder. Then I think after the

37:42 out a lot harder. Then I think after the

37:42 out a lot harder. Then I think after the Hangover movies, there was another boom

37:44 Hangover movies, there was another boom

37:44 Hangover movies, there was another boom and stuff. A lot of big conventions

37:46 and stuff. A lot of big conventions

37:46 and stuff. A lot of big conventions here. So during convention season, you

37:48 here. So during convention season, you

37:48 here. So during convention season, you know, things will get busy. somebody who

37:49 know, things will get busy. somebody who

37:49 know, things will get busy. somebody who very very very very rarely embibes in

37:53 very very very very rarely embibes in

37:53 very very very very rarely embibes in alcohol or even playing the occasional

37:55 alcohol or even playing the occasional

37:55 alcohol or even playing the occasional slot machine. Like sometimes I come here

37:57 slot machine. Like sometimes I come here

37:57 slot machine. Like sometimes I come here for, you know, a week and a half and

37:59 for, you know, a week and a half and

37:59 for, you know, a week and a half and don't touch one single one. I would say

38:00 don't touch one single one. I would say

38:00 don't touch one single one. I would say that's part of the problem. Like once

38:01 that's part of the problem. Like once

38:01 that's part of the problem. Like once I'm here, it's awesome walking around

38:04 I'm here, it's awesome walking around

38:04 I'm here, it's awesome walking around looking at all the weird shops, looking

38:05 looking at all the weird shops, looking

38:05 looking at all the weird shops, looking at the huge like casino architecture.

38:07 at the huge like casino architecture.

38:08 at the huge like casino architecture. There's not always a lot to attract me

38:09 There's not always a lot to attract me

38:09 There's not always a lot to attract me here. So, I think the more kind of

38:12 here. So, I think the more kind of

38:12 here. So, I think the more kind of activities and things they add other

38:14 activities and things they add other

38:14 activities and things they add other than just the casinos and the gambling

38:17 than just the casinos and the gambling

38:17 than just the casinos and the gambling and the stripping and the whatnot, the

38:19 and the stripping and the whatnot, the

38:19 and the stripping and the whatnot, the more tourism will return. Plus, another

38:21 more tourism will return. Plus, another

38:21 more tourism will return. Plus, another thing I think is uh if I'm just giving

38:23 thing I think is uh if I'm just giving

38:23 thing I think is uh if I'm just giving my two cents just because I, you know,

38:24 my two cents just because I, you know,

38:24 my two cents just because I, you know, just cuz I'm thinking about it off the

38:26 just cuz I'm thinking about it off the

38:26 just cuz I'm thinking about it off the top of my head here. Another thing is

38:27 top of my head here. Another thing is

38:27 top of my head here. Another thing is that they basically abolish free parking

38:29 that they basically abolish free parking

38:29 that they basically abolish free parking almost everywhere on the strip. And like

38:31 almost everywhere on the strip. And like

38:31 almost everywhere on the strip. And like like I said, it's huge. It could take

38:33 like I said, it's huge. It could take

38:33 like I said, it's huge. It could take you hours to walk the length of the

38:35 you hours to walk the length of the

38:35 you hours to walk the length of the strip. So, who wants to come here and

38:36 strip. So, who wants to come here and

38:36 strip. So, who wants to come here and pay $25 at each casino to park there?

38:39 pay $25 at each casino to park there?

38:40 pay $25 at each casino to park there? And yes, usually it's free under an

38:41 And yes, usually it's free under an

38:41 And yes, usually it's free under an hour. Some places under 3 hours, but as

38:43 hour. Some places under 3 hours, but as

38:43 hour. Some places under 3 hours, but as you can see, these places are massive.

38:45 you can see, these places are massive.

38:45 you can see, these places are massive. You're going to spend a little bit of

38:46 You're going to spend a little bit of

38:46 You're going to spend a little bit of time in each one. You just don't want to

38:47 time in each one. You just don't want to

38:47 time in each one. You just don't want to feel like you got the sword of Damocles

38:49 feel like you got the sword of Damocles

38:49 feel like you got the sword of Damocles kind of hanging above your head like,

38:50 kind of hanging above your head like,

38:50 kind of hanging above your head like, well, I got to keep it under an hour,

38:51 well, I got to keep it under an hour,

38:51 well, I got to keep it under an hour, guys. We got to hurry up here. You know,

38:53 guys. We got to hurry up here. You know,

38:53 guys. We got to hurry up here. You know, if you want to get something done. So, I

38:54 if you want to get something done. So, I

38:54 if you want to get something done. So, I think if they took away or they added

38:57 think if they took away or they added

38:57 think if they took away or they added more free parking, did away with some of

38:59 more free parking, did away with some of

38:59 more free parking, did away with some of the resort fees, brought a few more

39:00 the resort fees, brought a few more

39:00 the resort fees, brought a few more familyfriendly things to Vegas, maybe. I

39:03 familyfriendly things to Vegas, maybe. I

39:03 familyfriendly things to Vegas, maybe. I don't know. That's my two cents. I'm

39:04 don't know. That's my two cents. I'm

39:04 don't know. That's my two cents. I'm sure it's vastly more complicated than

39:05 sure it's vastly more complicated than

39:05 sure it's vastly more complicated than that. I'm sure there are economic

39:07 that. I'm sure there are economic

39:07 that. I'm sure there are economic factors and trade agreements and

39:09 factors and trade agreements and

39:09 factors and trade agreements and international convention things and all

39:11 international convention things and all

39:11 international convention things and all kinds of stuff like that that are also

39:13 kinds of stuff like that that are also

39:13 kinds of stuff like that that are also factoring into it. But uh that's just uh

39:16 factoring into it. But uh that's just uh

39:16 factoring into it. But uh that's just uh that's just my my thinking out loud

39:17 that's just my my thinking out loud

39:17 that's just my my thinking out loud there for you. All right. Well, anyway,

39:19 there for you. All right. Well, anyway,

39:19 there for you. All right. Well, anyway, gang, we made it back outside back out

39:21 gang, we made it back outside back out

39:21 gang, we made it back outside back out to the strip, back out to Las Vegas

39:23 to the strip, back out to Las Vegas

39:23 to the strip, back out to Las Vegas Boulevard. This is just crazy. I'm just

39:25 Boulevard. This is just crazy. I'm just

39:25 Boulevard. This is just crazy. I'm just burning this in my brain here because,

39:26 burning this in my brain here because,

39:26 burning this in my brain here because, you know, that's going to be here for

39:28 you know, that's going to be here for

39:28 you know, that's going to be here for decades and decades to come. and I'll be

39:30 decades and decades to come. and I'll be

39:30 decades and decades to come. and I'll be able to tell my grandchildren I was

39:32 able to tell my grandchildren I was

39:32 able to tell my grandchildren I was there when they were building that

39:34 there when they were building that

39:34 there when they were building that guitar. I remember when it was just a

39:37 guitar. I remember when it was just a

39:37 guitar. I remember when it was just a mirage and the Beatles were there doing

39:40 mirage and the Beatles were there doing

39:40 mirage and the Beatles were there doing cir to sol. Anyway, I basically came out

39:43 cir to sol. Anyway, I basically came out

39:43 cir to sol. Anyway, I basically came out of the hotel thinking I was just going

39:45 of the hotel thinking I was just going

39:45 of the hotel thinking I was just going to do like a sort of fiveminute unedited

39:48 to do like a sort of fiveminute unedited

39:48 to do like a sort of fiveminute unedited sort of Okay guys, I'm alive. Little

39:49 sort of Okay guys, I'm alive. Little

39:49 sort of Okay guys, I'm alive. Little update for you. I'm coming back to life

39:51 update for you. I'm coming back to life

39:51 update for you. I'm coming back to life here slowly. All the rest of that was

39:53 here slowly. All the rest of that was

39:53 here slowly. All the rest of that was just sort of a side quest, a quest for

39:55 just sort of a side quest, a quest for

39:55 just sort of a side quest, a quest for 20 bucks. And now that that mission has

39:57 20 bucks. And now that that mission has

39:57 20 bucks. And now that that mission has uh been accomplished, I'm going to go

39:58 uh been accomplished, I'm going to go

39:58 uh been accomplished, I'm going to go back to what I've been doing, which is

40:01 back to what I've been doing, which is

40:01 back to what I've been doing, which is trying to rest and recover a little bit

40:03 trying to rest and recover a little bit

40:03 trying to rest and recover a little bit of strength because I do want to have a

40:05 of strength because I do want to have a

40:05 of strength because I do want to have a few more adventures while I'm here in

40:06 few more adventures while I'm here in

40:06 few more adventures while I'm here in Las Vegas. By the way, speaking of

40:07 Las Vegas. By the way, speaking of

40:08 Las Vegas. By the way, speaking of familyfriendly entertainment things

40:09 familyfriendly entertainment things

40:09 familyfriendly entertainment things they're bringing back, Universal has

40:11 they're bringing back, Universal has

40:11 they're bringing back, Universal has opened up their uh sort of haunt

40:12 opened up their uh sort of haunt

40:12 opened up their uh sort of haunt experience out here very near to the

40:14 experience out here very near to the

40:14 experience out here very near to the Meow Wolf Omega Mart, which is pretty

40:17 Meow Wolf Omega Mart, which is pretty

40:17 Meow Wolf Omega Mart, which is pretty cool. Well, I don't think they allow

40:18 cool. Well, I don't think they allow

40:18 cool. Well, I don't think they allow filming there on a normal basis and I

40:20 filming there on a normal basis and I

40:20 filming there on a normal basis and I was uh going to come to the opening of

40:22 was uh going to come to the opening of

40:22 was uh going to come to the opening of it but couldn't partially actually at

40:23 it but couldn't partially actually at

40:23 it but couldn't partially actually at the time for health reasons and I ended

40:25 the time for health reasons and I ended

40:26 the time for health reasons and I ended up going out of town and all. It was a

40:27 up going out of town and all. It was a

40:27 up going out of town and all. It was a long story. Mostly I extended my trip

40:29 long story. Mostly I extended my trip

40:29 long story. Mostly I extended my trip into Canada to remain with family and

40:32 into Canada to remain with family and

40:32 into Canada to remain with family and stuff like that which I do not regret.

40:34 stuff like that which I do not regret.

40:34 stuff like that which I do not regret. So, I won't be going there on this trip.

40:36 So, I won't be going there on this trip.

40:36 So, I won't be going there on this trip. I know everybody is going to be like,

40:37 I know everybody is going to be like,

40:37 I know everybody is going to be like, "Hey, are you going to the new Universal

40:39 "Hey, are you going to the new Universal

40:39 "Hey, are you going to the new Universal haunt?" I'm going to wait until Ally uh

40:40 haunt?" I'm going to wait until Ally uh

40:40 haunt?" I'm going to wait until Ally uh can go with me. That's exactly the kind

40:42 can go with me. That's exactly the kind

40:42 can go with me. That's exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about. That's

40:43 of thing I'm talking about. That's

40:43 of thing I'm talking about. That's exactly the kind of thing like the Omega

40:45 exactly the kind of thing like the Omega

40:45 exactly the kind of thing like the Omega Mart or the Universal, the Haunt Thing,

40:47 Mart or the Universal, the Haunt Thing,

40:47 Mart or the Universal, the Haunt Thing, whatever it's called. I keep forgetting.

40:48 whatever it's called. I keep forgetting.

40:48 whatever it's called. I keep forgetting. I know there were naysayers who were

40:49 I know there were naysayers who were

40:49 I know there were naysayers who were like, "Who's going to go all the way to

40:50 like, "Who's going to go all the way to

40:50 like, "Who's going to go all the way to Las Vegas just to go to those?" Well,

40:52 Las Vegas just to go to those?" Well,

40:52 Las Vegas just to go to those?" Well, you're not coming here just to go to

40:53 you're not coming here just to go to

40:53 you're not coming here just to go to that. You want to come to Las Vegas cuz

40:55 that. You want to come to Las Vegas cuz

40:55 that. You want to come to Las Vegas cuz you want to have the option of doing a

40:57 you want to have the option of doing a

40:57 you want to have the option of doing a lot of different things. And it's very,

40:58 lot of different things. And it's very,

40:58 lot of different things. And it's very, very cool that they are starting to add

41:00 very cool that they are starting to add

41:00 very cool that they are starting to add some more things that are uh different

41:03 some more things that are uh different

41:03 some more things that are uh different than the norm. Anyway, I'm going to keep

41:04 than the norm. Anyway, I'm going to keep

41:04 than the norm. Anyway, I'm going to keep my eyes open for more vouchers on the

41:06 my eyes open for more vouchers on the

41:06 my eyes open for more vouchers on the ground. Maybe we'll stack them up and go

41:07 ground. Maybe we'll stack them up and go

41:07 ground. Maybe we'll stack them up and go to Madam Tuso or some other weird

41:09 to Madam Tuso or some other weird

41:09 to Madam Tuso or some other weird museums. Maybe we'll even go back to

41:10 museums. Maybe we'll even go back to

41:10 museums. Maybe we'll even go back to Omega Mark 2. knows what our next

41:13 Omega Mark 2. knows what our next

41:13 Omega Mark 2. knows what our next adventure is going to be outside of town

41:17 adventure is going to be outside of town

41:17 adventure is going to be outside of town at my old friend Tom Develin's place

41:19 at my old friend Tom Develin's place

41:19 at my old friend Tom Develin's place because he's built something freaking

41:22 because he's built something freaking

41:22 because he's built something freaking crazy. And although my normal random

41:23 crazy. And although my normal random

41:23 crazy. And although my normal random land fright sort of Halloween adventures

41:25 land fright sort of Halloween adventures

41:25 land fright sort of Halloween adventures were disrupted this year, it fits right

41:27 were disrupted this year, it fits right

41:27 were disrupted this year, it fits right in with that theme. So with that in

41:30 in with that theme. So with that in

41:30 in with that theme. So with that in mind, I will see you in the next video.

41:31 mind, I will see you in the next video.

41:31 mind, I will see you in the next video. Thank you guys for watching. Thank you

41:33 Thank you guys for watching. Thank you

41:33 Thank you guys for watching. Thank you for hanging out with me. I did do a sort

41:35 for hanging out with me. I did do a sort

41:35 for hanging out with me. I did do a sort of long kind of gross, more gory, more

41:38 of long kind of gross, more gory, more

41:38 of long kind of gross, more gory, more detailed, a very personal uh podcast

41:40 detailed, a very personal uh podcast

41:40 detailed, a very personal uh podcast over at the Patreon. If you are more

41:43 over at the Patreon. If you are more

41:43 over at the Patreon. If you are more curious about the dark specifics of what

41:46 curious about the dark specifics of what

41:46 curious about the dark specifics of what I've kind of been dealing with in my

41:48 I've kind of been dealing with in my

41:48 I've kind of been dealing with in my life uh for the the past year or two.

41:50 life uh for the the past year or two.

41:50 life uh for the the past year or two. Before I go, I guess I should mention

41:52 Before I go, I guess I should mention

41:52 Before I go, I guess I should mention that speaking of Halloween, our Random

41:54 that speaking of Halloween, our Random

41:54 that speaking of Halloween, our Random Land Frights Halloween t-shirts are all

41:56 Land Frights Halloween t-shirts are all

41:56 Land Frights Halloween t-shirts are all sold out except for smalls and 4XL on

41:59 sold out except for smalls and 4XL on

41:59 sold out except for smalls and 4XL on the side, but there are still some pins

42:01 the side, but there are still some pins

42:01 the side, but there are still some pins available. Our 2025 fright pin is still

42:05 available. Our 2025 fright pin is still

42:05 available. Our 2025 fright pin is still available for a little while. We still

42:06 available for a little while. We still

42:06 available for a little while. We still have a few of those. Look at that. See,

42:07 have a few of those. Look at that. See,

42:07 have a few of those. Look at that. See, there's the these giant uh light rigs

42:10 there's the these giant uh light rigs

42:10 there's the these giant uh light rigs there to light up Las Vegas Boulevard

42:12 there to light up Las Vegas Boulevard

42:12 there to light up Las Vegas Boulevard for F1. That's what I was talking about.

42:13 for F1. That's what I was talking about.

42:13 for F1. That's what I was talking about. Those things are up. Going to be

42:15 Those things are up. Going to be

42:15 Those things are up. Going to be disrupting the streets here. Formula 1

42:17 disrupting the streets here. Formula 1

42:17 disrupting the streets here. Formula 1 is coming. So is Halloween. I hope you

42:20 is coming. So is Halloween. I hope you

42:20 is coming. So is Halloween. I hope you guys have a great day. I feel like I'm

42:22 guys have a great day. I feel like I'm

42:22 guys have a great day. I feel like I'm falling apart and losing the ability to

42:24 falling apart and losing the ability to

42:24 falling apart and losing the ability to think and speak anymore. So I guess for

42:27 think and speak anymore. So I guess for

42:27 think and speak anymore. So I guess for now, although as light as it's been,

42:29 now, although as light as it's been,

42:29 now, although as light as it's been, we've done our duty. It's time to hotel

42:33 we've done our duty. It's time to hotel

42:33 we've done our duty. It's time to hotel and sleep well.

42:35 and sleep well.

42:35 and sleep well. See you on the next one.

43:20 Heat.

43:20 Heat. [Music]

Alive in vegas: The Quest for 20 Bucks!

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