Final Vlog of STAR WARS Celebrarion - Day IV, a new nap
STAR WARS CELEBRATION ANAHEIM 2015 is over, we had a BLAST but after four straight days of instagram (@livefastdiepoor), snapchats, vlogs, and Randomland filming has left our legs and our brains a little tired frazzled and heimbuched - so here we are at the near close
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Jaba the hut.
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Jaba the hut. Other people and things
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hot wheel Darth Vader car life
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hot wheel Darth Vader car life droid
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droid
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droid rock journalist. It's the sometimes
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rock journalist. It's the sometimes
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rock journalist. It's the sometimes vlog.
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We're sitting on the floor
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We're sitting on the floor having a vlog. We're just vlogging it
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having a vlog. We're just vlogging it
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having a vlog. We're just vlogging it up. Welcome back to Sometimes Vlog here
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up. Welcome back to Sometimes Vlog here
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up. Welcome back to Sometimes Vlog here at Star Wars Celebration. #
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at Star Wars Celebration. #
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at Star Wars Celebration. # magnico.
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magnico.
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magnico. It is day four.
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It is day four.
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It is day four. Yep. Of the most wonderful time of the
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Yep. Of the most wonderful time of the
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Yep. Of the most wonderful time of the year.
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year.
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year. The most wonderful time of every two
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The most wonderful time of every two
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The most wonderful time of every two years
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years
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years or four.
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or four.
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or four. Star Wars Celebration. I'm cosplaying
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Star Wars Celebration. I'm cosplaying
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Star Wars Celebration. I'm cosplaying today as the Millennium Falcon.
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today as the Millennium Falcon.
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today as the Millennium Falcon. Oh, toads. Did you notice
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Oh, toads. Did you notice
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Oh, toads. Did you notice I'm cosplaying as Tyler without a hat
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I'm cosplaying as Tyler without a hat
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I'm cosplaying as Tyler without a hat and I'm nailing it.
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and I'm nailing it.
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and I'm nailing it. Dude, you are nailing it. I can I don't
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Dude, you are nailing it. I can I don't
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Dude, you are nailing it. I can I don't think I could not.
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think I could not.
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think I could not. Maleficent.
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Maleficent.
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Maleficent. Maleficent bet.
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Maleficent bet.
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Maleficent bet. That's pretty good. I like that. You are
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That's pretty good. I like that. You are
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That's pretty good. I like that. You are looking good. Oh, she's got force
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looking good. Oh, she's got force
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looking good. Oh, she's got force lightning pants. Oh, she's going to
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lightning pants. Oh, she's going to
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lightning pants. Oh, she's going to shoot us with a gun. That seems Well,
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shoot us with a gun. That seems Well,
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shoot us with a gun. That seems Well, she killed you. You're dead.
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she killed you. You're dead.
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she killed you. You're dead. I'm so oddly attracted to that.
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I'm so oddly attracted to that.
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I'm so oddly attracted to that. I'm not concerned.
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I'm not concerned.
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I'm not concerned. I am tired.
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I am tired.
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I am tired. Me, too. I have spent every day of the
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Me, too. I have spent every day of the
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Me, too. I have spent every day of the past 4 days all of the minutes of Star
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past 4 days all of the minutes of Star
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past 4 days all of the minutes of Star Wars Celebration in Star Wars
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Wars Celebration in Star Wars
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Wars Celebration in Star Wars Celebration other than two days in a
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Celebration other than two days in a
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Celebration other than two days in a row. I was late by 15 minutes,
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row. I was late by 15 minutes,
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row. I was late by 15 minutes, but two other days I stayed over an hour
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but two other days I stayed over an hour
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but two other days I stayed over an hour after the end of Celebration. So, I'm
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after the end of Celebration. So, I'm
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after the end of Celebration. So, I'm going to go ahead and say just for
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going to go ahead and say just for
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going to go ahead and say just for Heimbuk's sake,
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Heimbuk's sake,
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Heimbuk's sake, we're going to call it that I was here
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we're going to call it that I was here
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we're going to call it that I was here the entire time. And here's an Eminem.
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the entire time. And here's an Eminem.
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the entire time. And here's an Eminem. So, that's cool.
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So, that's cool.
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So, that's cool. I was here three of the days.
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I was here three of the days.
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I was here three of the days. I'm actually not even negative. I'm
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I'm actually not even negative. I'm
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I'm actually not even negative. I'm still excited when I see Darth Vader.
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still excited when I see Darth Vader.
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still excited when I see Darth Vader. There's still this part deep inside of
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There's still this part deep inside of
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There's still this part deep inside of me that's like Darth Vader. When I see
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me that's like Darth Vader. When I see
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me that's like Darth Vader. When I see Stormtroopers, especially amazing, dude.
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Stormtroopers, especially amazing, dude.
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Stormtroopers, especially amazing, dude. The thing is though, today that's really
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The thing is though, today that's really
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The thing is though, today that's really not working as a aloe vera on the
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not working as a aloe vera on the
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not working as a aloe vera on the sunburn of my sleeplessness, right?
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sunburn of my sleeplessness, right?
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sunburn of my sleeplessness, right? Because there aren't many cosplayers
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Because there aren't many cosplayers
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Because there aren't many cosplayers today. Most of the cosplayers today have
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today. Most of the cosplayers today have
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today. Most of the cosplayers today have decided that today's the day they're not
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decided that today's the day they're not
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decided that today's the day they're not going to feel sweaty and hind. Ooh,
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going to feel sweaty and hind. Ooh,
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going to feel sweaty and hind. Ooh, Jedis, though, right?
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Jedis, though, right?
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Jedis, though, right? A look at that.
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A look at that.
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A look at that. Look at the little Jed eyes. That is
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Look at the little Jed eyes. That is
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Look at the little Jed eyes. That is cute. I would feel weird about taking a
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cute. I would feel weird about taking a
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cute. I would feel weird about taking a picture. I think most of the people Oh
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picture. I think most of the people Oh
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picture. I think most of the people Oh my gosh. Look at this.
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my gosh. Look at this.
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my gosh. Look at this. Look at that. This
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Look at that. This
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Look at that. This Well, not not her particularly, but look
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Well, not not her particularly, but look
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Well, not not her particularly, but look at this. Look at the family that is
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at this. Look at the family that is
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at this. Look at the family that is This is actually kind of a cool day
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This is actually kind of a cool day
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This is actually kind of a cool day because it's the day when all the
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because it's the day when all the
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because it's the day when all the cosplayers have decided take it easy.
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cosplayers have decided take it easy.
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cosplayers have decided take it easy. The the extreme ones, most of them. Some
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The the extreme ones, most of them. Some
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The the extreme ones, most of them. Some of the people are still going strong out
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of the people are still going strong out
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of the people are still going strong out cosplaying, but I would say the ratio of
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cosplaying, but I would say the ratio of
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cosplaying, but I would say the ratio of cosplayers is strong. What do you think
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cosplayers is strong. What do you think
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cosplayers is strong. What do you think was the best day for cosplay? And like
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was the best day for cosplay? And like
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was the best day for cosplay? And like the best day for cosplay is probably
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the best day for cosplay is probably
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the best day for cosplay is probably Friday.
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Friday.
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Friday. I was going to say Friday, too.
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I was going to say Friday, too.
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I was going to say Friday, too. Friday was the big cosplay contest. It
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Friday was the big cosplay contest. It
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Friday was the big cosplay contest. It was pretty insane.
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was pretty insane.
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was pretty insane. Saturday had some pretty good original
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Saturday had some pretty good original
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Saturday had some pretty good original cosplaying.
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cosplaying.
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cosplaying. Matrix from Space Balls was here
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Matrix from Space Balls was here
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Matrix from Space Balls was here yesterday.
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yesterday.
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yesterday. I think she was here every day, wasn't
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I think she was here every day, wasn't
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I think she was here every day, wasn't she?
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she?
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she? I only saw her the last two days.
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I only saw her the last two days.
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I only saw her the last two days. The Muppets were here.
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The Muppets were here.
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The Muppets were here. There was a lot of really good cosplays
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There was a lot of really good cosplays
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There was a lot of really good cosplays which we filmed and a random land of
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which we filmed and a random land of
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which we filmed and a random land of just insane amounts of cosplay.
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just insane amounts of cosplay.
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just insane amounts of cosplay. I'm thinking of like 40 random
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I'm thinking of like 40 random
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I'm thinking of like 40 random is coming. We got like at least 100 R.
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is coming. We got like at least 100 R.
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is coming. We got like at least 100 R. Well,
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Well,
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Well, three.
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three.
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three. Let's be realistic.
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Let's be realistic.
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Let's be realistic. 70.
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70.
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70. Three. There's at least three.
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Three. There's at least three.
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Three. There's at least three. Three.
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Three.
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Three. Three random lands, which is somewhere
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Three random lands, which is somewhere
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Three random lands, which is somewhere between three and 12.
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between three and 12.
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between three and 12. Yeah,
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Yeah,
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Yeah, somewhere before three and times four.
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somewhere before three and times four.
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somewhere before three and times four. Well, you can see here there's some
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Well, you can see here there's some
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Well, you can see here there's some people in costumes. Everyone's
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people in costumes. Everyone's
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people in costumes. Everyone's costumeuming. What's the difference
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costumeuming. What's the difference
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costumeuming. What's the difference between just wearing a costume and
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between just wearing a costume and
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between just wearing a costume and cosplaying?
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cosplaying?
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cosplaying? It's pretty much the same thing, right?
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It's pretty much the same thing, right?
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It's pretty much the same thing, right? Well, I would think that if you're
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Well, I would think that if you're
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Well, I would think that if you're wearing a costume, you're wearing a
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wearing a costume, you're wearing a
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wearing a costume, you're wearing a costume. But if you're cosplaying,
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costume. But if you're cosplaying,
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costume. But if you're cosplaying, you're in character.
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you're in character.
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you're in character. You wear a costume on Halloween,
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You wear a costume on Halloween,
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You wear a costume on Halloween, but I would hope that you're play at
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but I would hope that you're play at
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but I would hope that you're play at events,
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events,
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events, I think. No, I think if you're wearing
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I think. No, I think if you're wearing
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I think. No, I think if you're wearing cosplay, like you're cosplaying, you
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cosplay, like you're cosplaying, you
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cosplay, like you're cosplaying, you should be in character, right? Maybe.
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should be in character, right? Maybe.
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should be in character, right? Maybe. Maybe.
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Maybe.
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Maybe. Here's Chewbacca. Let's ask him.
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Here's Chewbacca. Let's ask him.
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Here's Chewbacca. Let's ask him. Chewy,
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Chewy,
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Chewy, Chewy, we have a we have a question only
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Chewy, we have a we have a question only
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Chewy, we have a we have a question only a Wookie can answer. What is the
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a Wookie can answer. What is the
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a Wookie can answer. What is the difference between wearing a costume
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difference between wearing a costume
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difference between wearing a costume and cosplay?
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and cosplay?
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and cosplay? [Music]
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Oh, well, that expl There you go.
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Oh, well, that expl There you go. explanation. Thank you, Mr. Chewbacca.
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explanation. Thank you, Mr. Chewbacca.
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explanation. Thank you, Mr. Chewbacca. You're much shorter in person than I
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You're much shorter in person than I
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You're much shorter in person than I expected.
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expected.
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expected. But, you know, film makes everyone look
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But, you know, film makes everyone look
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But, you know, film makes everyone look tall. That's good. You're much shorter
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tall. That's good. You're much shorter
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tall. That's good. You're much shorter in person than I expected, too. Aren't
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in person than I expected, too. Aren't
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in person than I expected, too. Aren't you a little short to be a Stormtrooper?
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you a little short to be a Stormtrooper?
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you a little short to be a Stormtrooper? Uh, no.
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Uh, no.
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Uh, no. All right. We got up off the floor. We
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All right. We got up off the floor. We
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All right. We got up off the floor. We did it. We used a little bit of our
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did it. We used a little bit of our
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did it. We used a little bit of our energy.
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energy.
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energy. Did you know that the original uh
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Did you know that the original uh
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Did you know that the original uh Chewbacca was played by Peter Dinklage?
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Chewbacca was played by Peter Dinklage?
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Chewbacca was played by Peter Dinklage? Well, his last name was Mayhe, I
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Well, his last name was Mayhe, I
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Well, his last name was Mayhe, I thought.
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thought.
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thought. No, it was only for camera.
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No, it was only for camera.
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No, it was only for camera. I saw Peter May here yesterday. I ran
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I saw Peter May here yesterday. I ran
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I saw Peter May here yesterday. I ran alongside his wheelchair. Well, I didn't
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alongside his wheelchair. Well, I didn't
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alongside his wheelchair. Well, I didn't run. I walked perfectly alongside of his
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run. I walked perfectly alongside of his
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run. I walked perfectly alongside of his wheelchair as they wheeled him through
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wheelchair as they wheeled him through
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wheelchair as they wheeled him through celebration.
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celebration.
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celebration. Dude, yesterday I was trying to get
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Dude, yesterday I was trying to get
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Dude, yesterday I was trying to get through the pack.
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through the pack.
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through the pack. Oh, look at this guy.
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We don't care about Tyler's story
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We don't care about Tyler's story because Hugh Jackman is here
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because Hugh Jackman is here
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because Hugh Jackman is here playing a Stormtrooper. The thing is is
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playing a Stormtrooper. The thing is is
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playing a Stormtrooper. The thing is is those are just surgically implanted into
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those are just surgically implanted into
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those are just surgically implanted into Hugh Jackman's hands now. He has no
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Hugh Jackman's hands now. He has no
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Hugh Jackman's hands now. He has no choice. All right, Tyler, you're going
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choice. All right, Tyler, you're going
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choice. All right, Tyler, you're going to tell us a good story about this guy.
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to tell us a good story about this guy.
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to tell us a good story about this guy. So, no, not that guy. Okay, yesterday I
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So, no, not that guy. Okay, yesterday I
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So, no, not that guy. Okay, yesterday I was in the middle of like this freaking
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was in the middle of like this freaking
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was in the middle of like this freaking Did you see the Baymax Jedi, though?
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Did you see the Baymax Jedi, though?
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Did you see the Baymax Jedi, though? It's a Baymax Jedi. And here's the hero
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It's a Baymax Jedi. And here's the hero
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It's a Baymax Jedi. And here's the hero Jedi. This is insane how fast people put
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Jedi. This is insane how fast people put
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Jedi. This is insane how fast people put outfits like that together. Whoa.
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outfits like that together. Whoa.
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outfits like that together. Whoa. Chewaca, but taller and with no head.
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Chewaca, but taller and with no head.
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Chewaca, but taller and with no head. Hey, what's up, man? Good.
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Hey, what's up, man? Good.
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Hey, what's up, man? Good. Look at this guy.
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Look at this guy.
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Look at this guy. I don't I'm I'm actually getting
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I don't I'm I'm actually getting
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I don't I'm I'm actually getting confused now that Oh, look at these
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confused now that Oh, look at these
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confused now that Oh, look at these guys. They just like as they get older
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guys. They just like as they get older
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guys. They just like as they get older when they're like a taller it'll be like
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when they're like a taller it'll be like
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when they're like a taller it'll be like that.
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that.
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that. You see their light up helmets there,
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You see their light up helmets there,
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You see their light up helmets there, man. That makes me think of Las Vegas.
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man. That makes me think of Las Vegas.
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man. That makes me think of Las Vegas. Christmas.
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Christmas.
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Christmas. Christmas.
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Christmas. Okay. So, uh if anyone knows what that's
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Okay. So, uh if anyone knows what that's
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Okay. So, uh if anyone knows what that's from, don't say it because there's a
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from, don't say it because there's a
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from, don't say it because there's a swear in the name of that song. Um
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swear in the name of that song. Um
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swear in the name of that song. Um your story.
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your story.
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your story. So, yesterday I was in the middle of
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So, yesterday I was in the middle of
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So, yesterday I was in the middle of this packed area. There was no way out.
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this packed area. There was no way out.
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this packed area. There was no way out. I was standing there for like 20
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I was standing there for like 20
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I was standing there for like 20 minutes. Who should come through but
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minutes. Who should come through but
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minutes. Who should come through but Peter Mayhew and all of his people were
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Peter Mayhew and all of his people were
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Peter Mayhew and all of his people were like, "Make way. Make room. make room so
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like, "Make way. Make room. make room so
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like, "Make way. Make room. make room so he could get through like uninterrupted.
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he could get through like uninterrupted.
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he could get through like uninterrupted. So I just went right behind freaking
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So I just went right behind freaking
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So I just went right behind freaking Chewbacca and got out of there in 5
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Chewbacca and got out of there in 5
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Chewbacca and got out of there in 5 seconds.
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seconds.
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seconds. It was like going behind an ambulance.
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It was like going behind an ambulance.
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It was like going behind an ambulance. Yeah. Like I'm going to go right behind
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Yeah. Like I'm going to go right behind
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Yeah. Like I'm going to go right behind the ambulance with my media pass. It
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the ambulance with my media pass. It
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the ambulance with my media pass. It looked like I was part of the crew.
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looked like I was part of the crew.
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looked like I was part of the crew. Well, here's the thing though is that
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Well, here's the thing though is that
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Well, here's the thing though is that doing that behind an ambulance is
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doing that behind an ambulance is
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doing that behind an ambulance is illegal and immoral. Do you think that
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illegal and immoral. Do you think that
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illegal and immoral. Do you think that doing it behind Peter Mayhew was the
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doing it behind Peter Mayhew was the
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doing it behind Peter Mayhew was the same?
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same?
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same? No, man. I was just taking the role of
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No, man. I was just taking the role of
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No, man. I was just taking the role of Han Solo.
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Han Solo.
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Han Solo. Somebody had to do it.
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Somebody had to do it.
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Somebody had to do it. I got to be Han Solo for 5 seconds.
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I got to be Han Solo for 5 seconds.
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I got to be Han Solo for 5 seconds. That's true. But you weren't driving. If
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That's true. But you weren't driving. If
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That's true. But you weren't driving. If you were pushing him, you would be the
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you were pushing him, you would be the
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you were pushing him, you would be the driver and then you would be Han Solo.
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driver and then you would be Han Solo.
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driver and then you would be Han Solo. He would be your co-pilot. Here though,
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He would be your co-pilot. Here though,
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He would be your co-pilot. Here though, we do have a Stormtrooper.
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we do have a Stormtrooper.
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we do have a Stormtrooper. Hold on. Hold on.
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Hold on. Hold on.
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Hold on. Hold on. And the dark lord of the Sith who is
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And the dark lord of the Sith who is
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And the dark lord of the Sith who is clearly in no mood to talk.
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clearly in no mood to talk.
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clearly in no mood to talk. He wants me to dispense with the
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He wants me to dispense with the
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He wants me to dispense with the pleasantry. So, we cannot bother Darth
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pleasantry. So, we cannot bother Darth
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pleasantry. So, we cannot bother Darth Vader. He's on his way to probably
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Vader. He's on his way to probably
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Vader. He's on his way to probably murder some children or kill some Jedi.
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murder some children or kill some Jedi.
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murder some children or kill some Jedi. Who knows? Darth Vader is a very
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Who knows? Darth Vader is a very
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Who knows? Darth Vader is a very negative person.
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negative person.
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negative person. Can I ask you?
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Can I ask you?
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Can I ask you? Don't you think Darth Vader is a
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Don't you think Darth Vader is a
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Don't you think Darth Vader is a negative person?
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negative person?
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negative person? He needs to go back on the quest for
7:11
He needs to go back on the quest for
7:11
He needs to go back on the quest for positivity. The thing is is Luke
7:14
positivity. The thing is is Luke
7:14
positivity. The thing is is Luke tried to get him to say,
7:15
tried to get him to say,
7:15
tried to get him to say, "Come on, father."
7:16
"Come on, father."
7:16
"Come on, father." Yeah.
7:17
Yeah.
7:17
Yeah. There's some positivity left inside.
7:18
There's some positivity left inside.
7:18
There's some positivity left inside. #What up, bro.
7:19
#What up, bro.
7:19
#What up, bro. Don't buck me now and leave me with the
7:21
Don't buck me now and leave me with the
7:21
Don't buck me now and leave me with the emperor and stuff. And then the emperor
7:23
emperor and stuff. And then the emperor
7:24
emperor and stuff. And then the emperor was all like, "Yo,
7:26
was all like, "Yo,
7:26
was all like, "Yo, what's up?"
7:27
what's up?"
7:27
what's up?" This question is going to
7:28
This question is going to
7:28
This question is going to You're going to like turn into Hold on.
7:30
You're going to like turn into Hold on.
7:30
You're going to like turn into Hold on. I'm telling the story for for the people
7:32
I'm telling the story for for the people
7:32
I'm telling the story for for the people who've never seen Star Wars. I'm gonna
7:34
who've never seen Star Wars. I'm gonna
7:34
who've never seen Star Wars. I'm gonna ruin the ending. All kicked. And then
7:37
ruin the ending. All kicked. And then
7:37
ruin the ending. All kicked. And then the emperor is all like, "Yo,
7:38
the emperor is all like, "Yo,
7:38
the emperor is all like, "Yo, what up, bro?"
7:40
what up, bro?"
7:40
what up, bro?" Yeah. What's up, bro?
7:41
Yeah. What's up, bro?
7:41
Yeah. What's up, bro? Lightning hand.
7:42
Lightning hand.
7:42
Lightning hand. Your dad was like kind of a whiny wuss.
7:47
Your dad was like kind of a whiny wuss.
7:47
Your dad was like kind of a whiny wuss. And then I then I was all like, "Jimbuck
7:50
And then I then I was all like, "Jimbuck
7:50
And then I then I was all like, "Jimbuck with the force." And he was all like,
7:52
with the force." And he was all like,
7:52
with the force." And he was all like, "Oh, I'm angry." Yeah. You mind me? And
7:55
"Oh, I'm angry." Yeah. You mind me? And
7:55
"Oh, I'm angry." Yeah. You mind me? And then
7:57
then
7:57
then Luke is all like, "Well, I don't even
7:58
Luke is all like, "Well, I don't even
7:58
Luke is all like, "Well, I don't even care cuz like you're going to have to
8:00
care cuz like you're going to have to
8:00
care cuz like you're going to have to pretty much stick a lightsaber in my
8:02
pretty much stick a lightsaber in my
8:02
pretty much stick a lightsaber in my throat or something." Yeah.
8:03
throat or something." Yeah.
8:03
throat or something." Yeah. And then the emperor's all like, "Oh,
8:04
And then the emperor's all like, "Oh,
8:04
And then the emperor's all like, "Oh, you want your little toy? You're going
8:06
you want your little toy? You're going
8:06
you want your little toy? You're going to hit me? You're going to hit me?
8:07
to hit me? You're going to hit me?
8:07
to hit me? You're going to hit me? You're going to cry or you going to turn
8:09
You're going to cry or you going to turn
8:09
You're going to cry or you going to turn to the dark side? You're going to cry."
8:10
to the dark side? You're going to cry."
8:10
to the dark side? You're going to cry." And then Luke was all like, "My dad is
8:13
And then Luke was all like, "My dad is
8:13
And then Luke was all like, "My dad is kind of negative and he's not on the
8:15
kind of negative and he's not on the
8:15
kind of negative and he's not on the quest for positivity, but if he has a
8:16
quest for positivity, but if he has a
8:16
quest for positivity, but if he has a better attitude,
8:18
better attitude,
8:18
better attitude, he might things might turn around." And
8:20
he might things might turn around." And
8:20
he might things might turn around." And Amber's like, "Nope, too late." And then
8:22
Amber's like, "Nope, too late." And then
8:22
Amber's like, "Nope, too late." And then Luke was all like, "Well, he cut off my
8:25
Luke was all like, "Well, he cut off my
8:25
Luke was all like, "Well, he cut off my hand and stuff, so you know what?
8:26
hand and stuff, so you know what?
8:26
hand and stuff, so you know what? Actually, you might be kind of right.
8:28
Actually, you might be kind of right.
8:28
Actually, you might be kind of right. Maybe a little negativity." Boom. There
8:30
Maybe a little negativity." Boom. There
8:30
Maybe a little negativity." Boom. There goes your hand, Dad. try slapping me
8:33
goes your hand, Dad. try slapping me
8:33
goes your hand, Dad. try slapping me around now. And then the emperor was
8:35
around now. And then the emperor was
8:35
around now. And then the emperor was like, "Uhuh, things are getting
8:37
like, "Uhuh, things are getting
8:37
like, "Uhuh, things are getting negative, so I'm just going to like kill
8:39
negative, so I'm just going to like kill
8:39
negative, so I'm just going to like kill you with the the snakes from my
8:42
you with the the snakes from my
8:42
you with the the snakes from my fingers." And then Luke was all like,
8:44
fingers." And then Luke was all like,
8:44
fingers." And then Luke was all like, "No, poison." And then Darth Vader was
8:46
"No, poison." And then Darth Vader was
8:46
"No, poison." And then Darth Vader was his dad who was like, "You know what?
8:48
his dad who was like, "You know what?
8:48
his dad who was like, "You know what? I'm going to be a little bit positive. I
8:49
I'm going to be a little bit positive. I
8:49
I'm going to be a little bit positive. I do feel like this has gone a little too
8:51
do feel like this has gone a little too
8:51
do feel like this has gone a little too negative. I mean, the dude is killing my
8:53
negative. I mean, the dude is killing my
8:53
negative. I mean, the dude is killing my son. I'm just standing here and I have
8:55
son. I'm just standing here and I have
8:55
son. I'm just standing here and I have sleep apnea really bad. I can't breathe
8:57
sleep apnea really bad. I can't breathe
8:57
sleep apnea really bad. I can't breathe and life is just hard. I'm thinking
8:59
and life is just hard. I'm thinking
9:00
and life is just hard. I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it. You
9:01
about it. I'm thinking about it. You
9:01
about it. I'm thinking about it. You know what? But screw this guy. I could
9:02
know what? But screw this guy. I could
9:02
know what? But screw this guy. I could probably just be a little bit more
9:04
probably just be a little bit more
9:04
probably just be a little bit more negative by chucking him over this
9:07
negative by chucking him over this
9:07
negative by chucking him over this stairwell
9:08
stairwell
9:08
stairwell and he'll probably fall and get
9:10
and he'll probably fall and get
9:10
and he'll probably fall and get arthritis.
9:15
Star Wars
9:15
Star Wars Return of the Jedi. Let me ask you a
9:17
Return of the Jedi. Let me ask you a
9:17
Return of the Jedi. Let me ask you a question. This is going to seem
9:18
question. This is going to seem
9:18
question. This is going to seem ridiculous,
9:20
ridiculous,
9:20
ridiculous, but do you think it's possible that
9:23
but do you think it's possible that
9:23
but do you think it's possible that Darth Vader is going to come back in
9:24
Darth Vader is going to come back in
9:24
Darth Vader is going to come back in Force Awakens?
9:26
Force Awakens?
9:26
Force Awakens? Oh, he's definitely coming back. He's
9:27
Oh, he's definitely coming back. He's
9:27
Oh, he's definitely coming back. He's going to be even more roboted. You think
9:30
going to be even more roboted. You think
9:30
going to be even more roboted. You think he will though? For sure.
9:31
he will though? For sure.
9:31
he will though? For sure. Oh, definitely. Did you We saw We saw
9:34
Oh, definitely. Did you We saw We saw
9:34
Oh, definitely. Did you We saw We saw You know who else is coming back is um
9:36
You know who else is coming back is um
9:36
You know who else is coming back is um he's going to be played by Hayden
9:38
he's going to be played by Hayden
9:38
he's going to be played by Hayden Christ.
9:38
Christ.
9:38
Christ. Oh, no.
9:40
Oh, no.
9:40
Oh, no. Yeah. Steven Glass. Okay. No, I don't
9:43
Yeah. Steven Glass. Okay. No, I don't
9:43
Yeah. Steven Glass. Okay. No, I don't think he'll be back. I do think Han Solo
9:46
think he'll be back. I do think Han Solo
9:46
think he'll be back. I do think Han Solo will be back in The Force Awakens. He
9:49
will be back in The Force Awakens. He
9:49
will be back in The Force Awakens. He probably doesn't want to give us any
9:50
probably doesn't want to give us any
9:50
probably doesn't want to give us any spoilers. He'll probably shoot us if we
9:52
spoilers. He'll probably shoot us if we
9:52
spoilers. He'll probably shoot us if we try Oh, see if we try to bother him too
9:54
try Oh, see if we try to bother him too
9:54
try Oh, see if we try to bother him too much. Look at this guy. He's a rebel
9:56
much. Look at this guy. He's a rebel
9:56
much. Look at this guy. He's a rebel trooper.
9:58
trooper.
9:58
trooper. Awesome.
10:00
Awesome.
10:00
Awesome. See, the thing is he actually retired
10:02
See, the thing is he actually retired
10:02
See, the thing is he actually retired from being a rebel trooper like years
10:04
from being a rebel trooper like years
10:04
from being a rebel trooper like years and years and years ago, but his wife
10:06
and years and years ago, but his wife
10:06
and years and years ago, but his wife just really likes the outfit.
10:14
See? Okay, Tyler. Four days.
10:14
See? Okay, Tyler. Four days. What's up, dude?
10:15
What's up, dude?
10:15
What's up, dude? Hey, what's up, man?
10:18
Hey, what's up, man?
10:18
Hey, what's up, man? I like your shirt. Mustang.
10:20
I like your shirt. Mustang.
10:20
I like your shirt. Mustang. I also own a Mustang.
10:21
I also own a Mustang.
10:21
I also own a Mustang. No way.
10:21
No way.
10:21
No way. Yeah, I have a car key for it somewhere.
10:23
Yeah, I have a car key for it somewhere.
10:23
Yeah, I have a car key for it somewhere. What's your name?
10:24
What's your name?
10:24
What's your name? Fernando.
10:25
Fernando.
10:25
Fernando. Fernand Fernando or her name or
10:27
Fernand Fernando or her name or
10:27
Fernand Fernando or her name or Fernando? Fernando Fernando would be
10:28
Fernando? Fernando Fernando would be
10:28
Fernando? Fernando Fernando would be weird.
10:29
weird.
10:29
weird. That would be kind of weird. I never
10:30
That would be kind of weird. I never
10:30
That would be kind of weird. I never heard that. That's why I was like, I've
10:31
heard that. That's why I was like, I've
10:31
heard that. That's why I was like, I've never heard that before. How are you
10:33
never heard that before. How are you
10:33
never heard that before. How are you doing? How are you enjoying?
10:34
doing? How are you enjoying?
10:34
doing? How are you enjoying? I'm pretty good. I'm excited. I'm pretty
10:35
I'm pretty good. I'm excited. I'm pretty
10:35
I'm pretty good. I'm excited. I'm pretty You've been here for 4 days?
10:36
You've been here for 4 days?
10:36
You've been here for 4 days? Yeah, I've been here for 4 days. I'm I'm
10:38
Yeah, I've been here for 4 days. I'm I'm
10:38
Yeah, I've been here for 4 days. I'm I'm pretty bummed because uh my friends were
10:40
pretty bummed because uh my friends were
10:40
pretty bummed because uh my friends were in line for the stage
10:42
in line for the stage
10:42
in line for the stage ceremonies and they're like, "No, we
10:43
ceremonies and they're like, "No, we
10:43
ceremonies and they're like, "No, we can't let people in."
10:44
can't let people in."
10:44
can't let people in." What do you think they're going to do?
10:45
What do you think they're going to do?
10:45
What do you think they're going to do? They're going to go
11:01
[Music]
11:01
[Music] And then they're going to get medals,
11:02
And then they're going to get medals,
11:02
And then they're going to get medals, but not to Chewbacca
11:05
but not to Chewbacca
11:05
but not to Chewbacca because he's the dog.
11:07
because he's the dog.
11:07
because he's the dog. I felt like that was incredibly
11:08
I felt like that was incredibly
11:08
I felt like that was incredibly insensitive to them.
11:09
insensitive to them.
11:09
insensitive to them. That's important. Chewbacca did a lot
11:11
That's important. Chewbacca did a lot
11:11
That's important. Chewbacca did a lot for the mission.
11:11
for the mission.
11:11
for the mission. You know, the droids didn't get anything
11:12
You know, the droids didn't get anything
11:12
You know, the droids didn't get anything either. They should have at least got
11:13
either. They should have at least got
11:13
either. They should have at least got like a sticker, like a smiley face
11:15
like a sticker, like a smiley face
11:15
like a sticker, like a smiley face sticker or one of those stars.
11:16
sticker or one of those stars.
11:16
sticker or one of those stars. Chewbacca gave back.
11:17
Chewbacca gave back.
11:17
Chewbacca gave back. Fernando, how did you like celebration?
11:20
Fernando, how did you like celebration?
11:20
Fernando, how did you like celebration? I absolutely love it.
11:21
I absolutely love it.
11:22
I absolutely love it. Why do you have so much energy? I Well,
11:24
Why do you have so much energy? I Well,
11:24
Why do you have so much energy? I Well, I go to Disneyland a lot.
11:25
I go to Disneyland a lot.
11:25
I go to Disneyland a lot. Well, me, too.
11:26
Well, me, too.
11:26
Well, me, too. So, me three. I'm super excited and like
11:29
So, me three. I'm super excited and like
11:29
So, me three. I'm super excited and like just the ambiance is amazing.
11:30
just the ambiance is amazing.
11:30
just the ambiance is amazing. I'm just tired. I spent all four days
11:32
I'm just tired. I spent all four days
11:32
I'm just tired. I spent all four days every minute that I could here and I'm
11:35
every minute that I could here and I'm
11:35
every minute that I could here and I'm just My body is tired.
11:37
just My body is tired.
11:37
just My body is tired. That's true.
11:37
That's true.
11:37
That's true. Last night I slept for 2 hours.
11:39
Last night I slept for 2 hours.
11:39
Last night I slept for 2 hours. Ouch. Well, I mean, I'm in college. Uh 2
11:42
Ouch. Well, I mean, I'm in college. Uh 2
11:42
Ouch. Well, I mean, I'm in college. Uh 2 hours is if I get 2 hours of sleep, I'm
11:43
hours is if I get 2 hours of sleep, I'm
11:43
hours is if I get 2 hours of sleep, I'm good.
11:43
good.
11:44
good. Dude, you did it. You won Star Wars.
11:46
Dude, you did it. You won Star Wars.
11:46
Dude, you did it. You won Star Wars. Dude, it was really nice meeting you.
11:47
Dude, it was really nice meeting you.
11:47
Dude, it was really nice meeting you. Let's do this. Hold really still and
11:49
Let's do this. Hold really still and
11:49
Let's do this. Hold really still and someone will screenshot this. Come in,
11:51
someone will screenshot this. Come in,
11:51
someone will screenshot this. Come in, Tyler. Come in. And this will be on
11:53
Tyler. Come in. And this will be on
11:53
Tyler. Come in. And this will be on Twitter.
11:55
Twitter.
11:55
Twitter. People do that. They're really nice.
11:56
People do that. They're really nice.
11:56
People do that. They're really nice. They always screenshot stuff. Look at
11:57
They always screenshot stuff. Look at
11:57
They always screenshot stuff. Look at this. It's Faka. Really nice to meet
11:59
this. It's Faka. Really nice to meet
11:59
this. It's Faka. Really nice to meet you. I don't want to stop you from the
12:00
you. I don't want to stop you from the
12:00
you. I don't want to stop you from the last hour of the last day of Star Wars
12:03
last hour of the last day of Star Wars
12:03
last hour of the last day of Star Wars Celebration. This is a man who looks
12:05
Celebration. This is a man who looks
12:05
Celebration. This is a man who looks incredibly confused.
12:08
incredibly confused.
12:08
incredibly confused. I wanted a really cool Star Wars
12:10
I wanted a really cool Star Wars
12:10
I wanted a really cool Star Wars t-shirt.
12:10
t-shirt.
12:10
t-shirt. Couldn't find any.
12:11
Couldn't find any.
12:11
Couldn't find any. You know where they have them, dude?
12:12
You know where they have them, dude?
12:12
You know where they have them, dude? It's like Kohl's, Forever 21, Target.
12:14
It's like Kohl's, Forever 21, Target.
12:14
It's like Kohl's, Forever 21, Target. Yeah, for real. All the coolest shirts.
12:16
Yeah, for real. All the coolest shirts.
12:16
Yeah, for real. All the coolest shirts. Everyone's been wearing Star Wars
12:17
Everyone's been wearing Star Wars
12:17
Everyone's been wearing Star Wars shirts. And we really wanted some. We
12:19
shirts. And we really wanted some. We
12:19
shirts. And we really wanted some. We really wanted some.
12:20
really wanted some.
12:20
really wanted some. We really did. Everyone was like, "Oh, I
12:21
We really did. Everyone was like, "Oh, I
12:21
We really did. Everyone was like, "Oh, I got this at Forever 21 like a year ago,
12:24
got this at Forever 21 like a year ago,
12:24
got this at Forever 21 like a year ago, and they're all amazing."
12:25
and they're all amazing."
12:25
and they're all amazing." Yeah. Why have I not been going in those
12:27
Yeah. Why have I not been going in those
12:27
Yeah. Why have I not been going in those stores?
12:27
stores?
12:27
stores? And then we come here and there's like
12:28
And then we come here and there's like
12:28
And then we come here and there's like there's some pretty good ones, but just
12:30
there's some pretty good ones, but just
12:30
there's some pretty good ones, but just not my style. Exactly.
12:31
not my style. Exactly.
12:31
not my style. Exactly. Not your style. You know who who is the
12:33
Not your style. You know who who is the
12:33
Not your style. You know who who is the master of style is Lando Calisian.
12:37
master of style is Lando Calisian.
12:37
master of style is Lando Calisian. Lando, have you seen any really good
12:39
Lando, have you seen any really good
12:39
Lando, have you seen any really good Star Wars shirts? I mean, some that are
12:40
Star Wars shirts? I mean, some that are
12:40
Star Wars shirts? I mean, some that are swab, fly, pimpy.
12:43
swab, fly, pimpy.
12:43
swab, fly, pimpy. Nope.
12:44
Nope.
12:44
Nope. There you go. I told you you see all the
12:45
There you go. I told you you see all the
12:46
There you go. I told you you see all the coolest ones people have been wearing
12:47
coolest ones people have been wearing
12:47
coolest ones people have been wearing around. Han Solo will understand. All
12:48
around. Han Solo will understand. All
12:48
around. Han Solo will understand. All the coolest ones people have been
12:49
the coolest ones people have been
12:49
the coolest ones people have been wearing around. I say, "Where did you
12:50
wearing around. I say, "Where did you
12:50
wearing around. I say, "Where did you smuggle that from?" And they'll say,
12:52
smuggle that from?" And they'll say,
12:52
smuggle that from?" And they'll say, "Forever 21, Kohl's, Target." Not here.
12:56
"Forever 21, Kohl's, Target." Not here.
12:56
"Forever 21, Kohl's, Target." Not here. Not here. Where'd you get this shirt?
12:58
Not here. Where'd you get this shirt?
12:58
Not here. Where'd you get this shirt? I'd love to know.
12:59
I'd love to know.
12:59
I'd love to know. My mom made it.
13:01
My mom made it.
13:01
My mom made it. Lando Calisian giving props to his
13:04
Lando Calisian giving props to his
13:04
Lando Calisian giving props to his He had a holster for Cole 45.
13:06
He had a holster for Cole 45.
13:06
He had a holster for Cole 45. Dude, I did not.
13:07
Dude, I did not.
13:07
Dude, I did not. I don't remember that from the movie.
13:09
I don't remember that from the movie.
13:09
I don't remember that from the movie. I did not see that. Oh, look at here. We
13:11
I did not see that. Oh, look at here. We
13:11
I did not see that. Oh, look at here. We have Who do we have here?
13:12
have Who do we have here?
13:12
have Who do we have here? Juan Solo.
13:13
Juan Solo.
13:13
Juan Solo. Juan Solo with his Mexican large hat,
13:17
Juan Solo with his Mexican large hat,
13:17
Juan Solo with his Mexican large hat, aka Sombrero. And Bottle of tequila.
13:19
aka Sombrero. And Bottle of tequila.
13:20
aka Sombrero. And Bottle of tequila. A bottle of tequila. Nice to meet you,
13:22
A bottle of tequila. Nice to meet you,
13:22
A bottle of tequila. Nice to meet you, Juan. Look at that. He's got a holster
13:24
Juan. Look at that. He's got a holster
13:24
Juan. Look at that. He's got a holster for tequila. Just talking about a
13:25
for tequila. Just talking about a
13:25
for tequila. Just talking about a holster for 45, man.
13:27
holster for 45, man.
13:27
holster for 45, man. Oh, there's people screaming about Star
13:29
Oh, there's people screaming about Star
13:29
Oh, there's people screaming about Star Wars Battlefront. That's the thing that
13:30
Wars Battlefront. That's the thing that
13:30
Wars Battlefront. That's the thing that happens. We can't show that to you
13:31
happens. We can't show that to you
13:31
happens. We can't show that to you because it's super secret and stuff, I
13:33
because it's super secret and stuff, I
13:33
because it's super secret and stuff, I guess.
13:33
guess.
13:33
guess. I've never played it, but I hear it's
13:34
I've never played it, but I hear it's
13:34
I've never played it, but I hear it's fun.
13:35
fun.
13:35
fun. I have played the original Battlefront a
13:37
I have played the original Battlefront a
13:37
I have played the original Battlefront a little bit.
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little bit.
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little bit. How was it?
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How was it?
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How was it? Um, it starts I think it starts out with
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Um, it starts I think it starts out with
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Um, it starts I think it starts out with some clones and it was kind of weird,
13:41
some clones and it was kind of weird,
13:41
some clones and it was kind of weird, but then it got kind of cool and I'm
13:44
but then it got kind of cool and I'm
13:44
but then it got kind of cool and I'm kind of interested to see what the new
13:45
kind of interested to see what the new
13:45
kind of interested to see what the new one's like cuz everybody is literally
13:46
one's like cuz everybody is literally
13:46
one's like cuz everybody is literally freaking out. I think I just saw Michael
13:49
freaking out. I think I just saw Michael
13:49
freaking out. I think I just saw Michael Snake.
13:49
Snake.
13:49
Snake. Wait a second. Wait a second.
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Wait a second. Wait a second.
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Wait a second. Wait a second. Sir, you have a cool Star Wars shirt on.
13:54
Sir, you have a cool Star Wars shirt on.
13:54
Sir, you have a cool Star Wars shirt on. I was wondering where you got that cool
13:56
I was wondering where you got that cool
13:56
I was wondering where you got that cool Star Wars shirt.
13:57
Star Wars shirt.
13:57
Star Wars shirt. This is actually an Old Navy shirt.
13:59
This is actually an Old Navy shirt.
13:59
This is actually an Old Navy shirt. Old Navy. We've been talking about how
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Old Navy. We've been talking about how
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Old Navy. We've been talking about how we were looking for cool Star Wars
14:02
we were looking for cool Star Wars
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we were looking for cool Star Wars shirts here.
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shirts here.
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shirts here. The only one that's from one of those
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The only one that's from one of those
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The only one that's from one of those brand places. Everything else has been
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brand places. Everything else has been
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brand places. Everything else has been customs.
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customs.
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customs. See?
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See?
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See? Well, thank you. You confirmed a
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Well, thank you. You confirmed a
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Well, thank you. You confirmed a suspicion that we had that all the cool
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suspicion that we had that all the cool
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suspicion that we had that all the cool Star Wars shirts have been stolen
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Star Wars shirts have been stolen
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Star Wars shirts have been stolen by the Sith Lords running the
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by the Sith Lords running the
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by the Sith Lords running the corporations of your heart.
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corporations of your heart.
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corporations of your heart. OBGYn.
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OBGYn.
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OBGYn. OBGYn
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OBGYn
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OBGYn Kenobi.
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Kenobi.
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Kenobi. What's up, buddy?
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What's up, buddy?
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What's up, buddy? Oh, hey. You're a medical doctor, right?
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Oh, hey. You're a medical doctor, right?
14:27
Oh, hey. You're a medical doctor, right? Well, I play one on TV.
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Well, I play one on TV.
14:28
Well, I play one on TV. Um, what is that?
14:30
Um, what is that?
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Um, what is that? A mirror on a head.
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A mirror on a head.
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A mirror on a head. A mirror on a head. That's true. Someone
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A mirror on a head. That's true. Someone
14:33
A mirror on a head. That's true. Someone just found that out. We had another vlog
14:35
just found that out. We had another vlog
14:35
just found that out. We had another vlog where we were looking at costumes and we
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where we were looking at costumes and we
14:37
where we were looking at costumes and we were going, "What the heck is the thing
14:38
were going, "What the heck is the thing
14:38
were going, "What the heck is the thing on the head?" No one knows a headcope.
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on the head?" No one knows a headcope.
14:41
on the head?" No one knows a headcope. But then we back in the day when you
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But then we back in the day when you
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But then we back in the day when you didn't have microscopes and you would
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didn't have microscopes and you would
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didn't have microscopes and you would shine light off of that and into the
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shine light off of that and into the
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shine light off of that and into the patient's mouth or
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patient's mouth or
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patient's mouth or whatever or their whatever
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whatever or their whatever
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whatever or their whatever or their whatever.
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or their whatever.
14:51
or their whatever. OBG YN Kenobi has answered a factual
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OBG YN Kenobi has answered a factual
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OBG YN Kenobi has answered a factual question with a fact.
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question with a fact.
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question with a fact. Absolutely.
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Absolutely.
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Absolutely. Wisdom from from the forceps.
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Wisdom from from the forceps.
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Wisdom from from the forceps. OH,
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OH,
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OH, I LIKE THAT. I like that. We are going
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I LIKE THAT. I like that. We are going
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I LIKE THAT. I like that. We are going to steal his show. Look at this man.
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to steal his show. Look at this man.
15:08
to steal his show. Look at this man. He is carrying some expensive items back
15:10
He is carrying some expensive items back
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He is carrying some expensive items back to his X-wing and probably going back to
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to his X-wing and probably going back to
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to his X-wing and probably going back to Hoth or some other godforsaken place.
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Hoth or some other godforsaken place.
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Hoth or some other godforsaken place. That guy's got a sweet pad on Hoth. You
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That guy's got a sweet pad on Hoth. You
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That guy's got a sweet pad on Hoth. You know it,
15:17
know it,
15:17
know it, dude. You know what? I bet you could get
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dude. You know what? I bet you could get
15:18
dude. You know what? I bet you could get a sweet pad on Hoth for just dirt cheap.
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a sweet pad on Hoth for just dirt cheap.
15:21
a sweet pad on Hoth for just dirt cheap. Like like
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Like like
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Like like like at least $200 a month less than
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like at least $200 a month less than
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like at least $200 a month less than Anaheim.
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Anaheim.
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Anaheim. Yeah. So you're Yeah. I think you can
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Yeah. So you're Yeah. I think you can
15:27
Yeah. So you're Yeah. I think you can find a good like two bed, two bath,
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find a good like two bed, two bath,
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find a good like two bed, two bath, like,000 square foot on Hoth for like
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like,000 square foot on Hoth for like
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like,000 square foot on Hoth for like 600 bucks a month probably.
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600 bucks a month probably.
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600 bucks a month probably. What about
15:35
What about
15:35
What about Tatooine though? Like cuz Tatooine's
15:37
Tatooine though? Like cuz Tatooine's
15:37
Tatooine though? Like cuz Tatooine's also some kind of desolate real estate
15:38
also some kind of desolate real estate
15:38
also some kind of desolate real estate and a lot of real estate opportunities
15:40
and a lot of real estate opportunities
15:40
and a lot of real estate opportunities there. A virgin community.
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there. A virgin community.
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there. A virgin community. About the same. It'd probably be like
15:42
About the same. It'd probably be like
15:42
About the same. It'd probably be like Hisperia or something like a little
15:44
Hisperia or something like a little
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Hisperia or something like a little cheaper like 720 a month all included.
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cheaper like 720 a month all included.
15:46
cheaper like 720 a month all included. 720 a month all included except for
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720 a month all included except for
15:47
720 a month all included except for electricity though because you got
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electricity though because you got
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electricity though because you got bigger air conditioning got to be
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bigger air conditioning got to be
15:50
bigger air conditioning got to be insane.
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insane.
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insane. And what are they using for wind farms
15:53
And what are they using for wind farms
15:53
And what are they using for wind farms or something? Yeah, you might get it
15:54
or something? Yeah, you might get it
15:54
or something? Yeah, you might get it like a generator too. Like I don't
15:56
like a generator too. Like I don't
15:56
like a generator too. Like I don't really know how technology works. Naboo
15:58
really know how technology works. Naboo
15:58
really know how technology works. Naboo like you and I can never afford to live.
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like you and I can never afford to live.
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like you and I can never afford to live. No, there's no one can afford to live in
16:01
No, there's no one can afford to live in
16:01
No, there's no one can afford to live in Naboo.
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Naboo.
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Naboo. Cloud too.
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Cloud too.
16:03
Cloud too. There's like beautiful ladies there that
16:06
There's like beautiful ladies there that
16:06
There's like beautiful ladies there that hook up with guys who are all like
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hook up with guys who are all like
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hook up with guys who are all like I'm really fast.
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I'm really fast.
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I'm really fast. I'm pretty rich.
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I'm pretty rich.
16:11
I'm pretty rich. Dark side of my tears.
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Dark side of my tears.
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Dark side of my tears. Dark side.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Tough up there. Hey, listen. We're not
16:19
Tough up there. Hey, listen. We're not
16:19
Tough up there. Hey, listen. We're not really being negative about it. We're
16:21
really being negative about it. We're
16:21
really being negative about it. We're just being realistic.
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just being realistic.
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just being realistic. That's awesome. This is what we're like
16:23
That's awesome. This is what we're like
16:24
That's awesome. This is what we're like when we're tired, basically. Don't get
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when we're tired, basically. Don't get
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when we're tired, basically. Don't get us wrong. I'm actually having a really
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us wrong. I'm actually having a really
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us wrong. I'm actually having a really great time. Right, R2? Boop.
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great time. Right, R2? Boop.
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great time. Right, R2? Boop. Oh, that's the greatest thing ever.
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Oh, that's the greatest thing ever.
16:31
Oh, that's the greatest thing ever. That's really funny.
16:32
That's really funny.
16:32
That's really funny. But
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But
16:34
But uh-oh. Here we've got an Aldderon
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uh-oh. Here we've got an Aldderon
16:38
uh-oh. Here we've got an Aldderon murderer. This guy right here really
16:41
murderer. This guy right here really
16:41
murderer. This guy right here really hates Aldderon.
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hates Aldderon.
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hates Aldderon. Yeah.
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Yeah. He looks for love though in Aldderon
16:45
He looks for love though in Aldderon
16:45
He looks for love though in Aldderon places.
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places.
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places. The planet.
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The planet.
16:47
The planet. He blew up the planet.
16:48
He blew up the planet.
16:48
He blew up the planet. Yeah,
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Yeah, that's what he's saying in that helmet.
16:50
that's what he's saying in that helmet.
16:50
that's what he's saying in that helmet. Yeah,
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Yeah, that is an outfit. Yeah. Thanks.
16:53
that is an outfit. Yeah. Thanks.
16:53
that is an outfit. Yeah. Thanks. That only a mother could love.
16:57
That only a mother could love.
16:57
That only a mother could love. Yeah.
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Yeah. Is it Is it hard to see out of that
16:59
Is it Is it hard to see out of that
16:59
Is it Is it hard to see out of that outfit?
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outfit?
17:00
outfit? Well, actually, you look at right here
17:01
Well, actually, you look at right here
17:01
Well, actually, you look at right here through that little visor right here.
17:02
through that little visor right here.
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through that little visor right here. Right here.
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Right here.
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Right here. Oh,
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Oh,
17:03
Oh, that's where your eyes are.
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that's where your eyes are.
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that's where your eyes are. It looks through the visor.
17:06
It looks through the visor.
17:06
It looks through the visor. So, there's a lot of training probably
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So, there's a lot of training probably
17:08
So, there's a lot of training probably so that you don't have to ever see your
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so that you don't have to ever see your
17:09
so that you don't have to ever see your feet again.
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feet again.
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feet again. That's right.
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That's right.
17:11
That's right. Well, good. Thank you very much.
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Well, good. Thank you very much.
17:13
Well, good. Thank you very much. Continue destroying planets, I guess, if
17:15
Continue destroying planets, I guess, if
17:15
Continue destroying planets, I guess, if you need to.
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you need to.
17:17
you need to. That was a good time.
17:19
That was a good time.
17:19
That was a good time. Maybe consider the light side of the
17:20
Maybe consider the light side of the
17:20
Maybe consider the light side of the force for the
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force for the
17:21
force for the No, man. do whatever makes.
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No, man. do whatever makes.
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No, man. do whatever makes. Here's a speeder bike trooper
17:25
Here's a speeder bike trooper
17:25
Here's a speeder bike trooper on his way to a business meeting. He's
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on his way to a business meeting. He's
17:27
on his way to a business meeting. He's taking off his helmet. He's going to
17:29
taking off his helmet. He's going to
17:29
taking off his helmet. He's going to conduct business. Probably some real
17:31
conduct business. Probably some real
17:31
conduct business. Probably some real estate transactions involving live work
17:33
estate transactions involving live work
17:33
estate transactions involving live work condominium combinations in Tatooine.
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condominium combinations in Tatooine.
17:35
condominium combinations in Tatooine. Probably several.
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Probably several.
17:37
Probably several. Yeah. Naboo. There's no way. Corusant
17:39
Yeah. Naboo. There's no way. Corusant
17:39
Yeah. Naboo. There's no way. Corusant looks like a like a hell hole.
17:41
looks like a like a hell hole.
17:41
looks like a like a hell hole. Corissant's like downtown LA. Like we're
17:43
Corissant's like downtown LA. Like we're
17:43
Corissant's like downtown LA. Like we're going to revise it. We're going to
17:45
going to revise it. We're going to
17:45
going to revise it. We're going to revitalize the downtown area. We're
17:47
revitalize the downtown area. We're
17:47
revitalize the downtown area. We're going to bring It's like a hipster
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going to bring It's like a hipster
17:48
going to bring It's like a hipster neighborhood.
17:49
neighborhood.
17:49
neighborhood. Yeah. You think that humans could live
17:51
Yeah. You think that humans could live
17:51
Yeah. You think that humans could live in Kashik?
17:56
Might be kind of fun, man. I like the
17:56
Might be kind of fun, man. I like the forest. Whoa.
17:57
forest. Whoa.
17:57
forest. Whoa. Let's ask
17:59
Let's ask
17:59
Let's ask our friends here. Do you know what
18:00
our friends here. Do you know what
18:00
our friends here. Do you know what Kashik is?
18:01
Kashik is?
18:01
Kashik is? Who knows what Kashik is?
18:02
Who knows what Kashik is?
18:02
Who knows what Kashik is? Leave a comment down below if you know
18:03
Leave a comment down below if you know
18:03
Leave a comment down below if you know what Kashik is.
18:04
what Kashik is.
18:04
what Kashik is. These friends,
18:05
These friends,
18:05
These friends, do you know what Kashik?
18:10
Who lives on Kashik? What is it the
18:10
Who lives on Kashik? What is it the planet of?
18:12
planet of?
18:12
planet of? I know.
18:15
I know.
18:15
I know. Hint.
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What I really want to know is who lives
18:20
What I really want to know is who lives on deobot
18:20
on deobot
18:20
on deobot or the forest mode of indoor other than
18:22
or the forest mode of indoor other than
18:22
or the forest mode of indoor other than because Yoda doesn't live like Yoda's
18:24
because Yoda doesn't live like Yoda's
18:24
because Yoda doesn't live like Yoda's hanging out there but he doesn't wa whoa
18:28
hanging out there but he doesn't wa whoa
18:28
hanging out there but he doesn't wa whoa whoa. You know what? That is very punny.
18:31
whoa. You know what? That is very punny.
18:31
whoa. You know what? That is very punny. I really appreciate that.
18:33
I really appreciate that.
18:33
I really appreciate that. Tony,
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Tony,
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Tony, I am impressed.
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I am impressed.
18:35
I am impressed. Tony Star.
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Tony Star.
18:37
Tony Star. Tony.
18:37
Tony.
18:37
Tony. Tony Starch. I was impressed by the
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Tony Starch. I was impressed by the
18:39
Tony Starch. I was impressed by the punniness.
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punniness.
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punniness. Yeah, it's really funny. It's really
18:42
Yeah, it's really funny. It's really
18:42
Yeah, it's really funny. It's really funny. There's a lot of like um ladies
18:45
funny. There's a lot of like um ladies
18:45
funny. There's a lot of like um ladies dressed as Han Solo.
18:46
dressed as Han Solo.
18:46
dressed as Han Solo. I don't hate it. I kind of like it.
18:48
I don't hate it. I kind of like it.
18:48
I don't hate it. I kind of like it. I don't hate it.
18:50
I don't hate it.
18:50
I don't hate it. It's kind of nice. I like lady
18:51
It's kind of nice. I like lady
18:51
It's kind of nice. I like lady stormtroopers, too.
18:53
stormtroopers, too.
18:53
stormtroopers, too. Yeah. You were telling me last night at
18:56
Yeah. You were telling me last night at
18:56
Yeah. You were telling me last night at least 35 minutes
18:57
least 35 minutes
18:58
least 35 minutes that something about a lady dressed like
18:59
that something about a lady dressed like
18:59
that something about a lady dressed like a stormtrooper. And I was like, "Oh,
19:01
a stormtrooper. And I was like, "Oh,
19:01
a stormtrooper. And I was like, "Oh, like this cool like crop top
19:03
like this cool like crop top
19:03
like this cool like crop top stormtrooper armor, like the really
19:05
stormtrooper armor, like the really
19:05
stormtrooper armor, like the really tight suit, like the tight dresses that
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tight suit, like the tight dresses that
19:07
tight suit, like the tight dresses that look like a Stormtrooper." Cuz he was
19:08
look like a Stormtrooper." Cuz he was
19:08
look like a Stormtrooper." Cuz he was really weirding out. And he was like,
19:10
really weirding out. And he was like,
19:10
really weirding out. And he was like, "No, man. Just the regular Stormtrooper
19:12
"No, man. Just the regular Stormtrooper
19:12
"No, man. Just the regular Stormtrooper armor, the man version without a helmet.
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armor, the man version without a helmet.
19:16
armor, the man version without a helmet. And it's a lady. It's a lady under
19:17
And it's a lady. It's a lady under
19:17
And it's a lady. It's a lady under there.
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there.
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there. Like I don't want to be weird. Children,
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Like I don't want to be weird. Children,
19:20
Like I don't want to be weird. Children, just
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just
19:21
just just hold on, but just come ear muffs.
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just hold on, but just come ear muffs.
19:24
just hold on, but just come ear muffs. Show them ear muffs.
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Show them ear muffs.
19:25
Show them ear muffs. Ear muffs.
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Ear muffs.
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Ear muffs. Do that for just one second. Okay. Trust
19:28
Do that for just one second. Okay. Trust
19:28
Do that for just one second. Okay. Trust your uncle JJ Scarard.
19:31
your uncle JJ Scarard.
19:31
your uncle JJ Scarard. Go. I don't know what it is about it,
19:34
Go. I don't know what it is about it,
19:34
Go. I don't know what it is about it, man, but I just like it. Like, you know,
19:36
man, but I just like it. Like, you know,
19:36
man, but I just like it. Like, you know, you're there's a stormtrooper there and
19:37
you're there's a stormtrooper there and
19:37
you're there's a stormtrooper there and you're like, "Oh, no. a stormtrooper
19:39
you're like, "Oh, no. a stormtrooper
19:39
you're like, "Oh, no. a stormtrooper takes on the helmet and like, "Ooh, it's
19:41
takes on the helmet and like, "Ooh, it's
19:41
takes on the helmet and like, "Ooh, it's a lady."
19:41
a lady."
19:41
a lady." It's a lady trooper.
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It's a lady trooper.
19:43
It's a lady trooper. She's got like the hair and
19:44
She's got like the hair and
19:44
She's got like the hair and because the hair cuz the long hair kind
19:46
because the hair cuz the long hair kind
19:46
because the hair cuz the long hair kind of does it for you.
19:46
of does it for you.
19:46
of does it for you. And she's like, "I think these are the
19:48
And she's like, "I think these are the
19:48
And she's like, "I think these are the droids I'm looking for, but maybe you
19:50
droids I'm looking for, but maybe you
19:50
droids I'm looking for, but maybe you could persuade me otherwise."
19:51
could persuade me otherwise."
19:51
could persuade me otherwise." So, you liked it in a I'm older than 13
19:53
So, you liked it in a I'm older than 13
19:53
So, you liked it in a I'm older than 13 type of way.
19:54
type of way.
19:54
type of way. I did like it in a PG-13 and above kind
19:57
I did like it in a PG-13 and above kind
19:57
I did like it in a PG-13 and above kind of way.
19:57
of way.
19:57
of way. Okay. Now, show the ear muffs.
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Okay. Now, show the ear muffs.
19:59
Okay. Now, show the ear muffs. Ear muffs.
19:59
Ear muffs. And now take them off. Children, we're
20:01
And now take them off. Children, we're
20:01
And now take them off. Children, we're back.
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back.
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back. And so you
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And so you
20:05
And so you so you um But I have a question though.
20:08
so you um But I have a question though.
20:08
so you um But I have a question though. Okay. I got an answer.
20:08
Okay. I got an answer.
20:08
Okay. I got an answer. When Luke takes off his helmet and sort
20:10
When Luke takes off his helmet and sort
20:10
When Luke takes off his helmet and sort of with the feathered hair and it's
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of with the feathered hair and it's
20:12
of with the feathered hair and it's pretty long.
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pretty long.
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pretty long. No, it doesn't do anything for me.
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No, it doesn't do anything for me.
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No, it doesn't do anything for me. All right. I just wanted to make sure.
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All right. I just wanted to make sure.
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All right. I just wanted to make sure. Just wanted to make sure. I mean, if you
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Just wanted to make sure. I mean, if you
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Just wanted to make sure. I mean, if you said it did.
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said it did.
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said it did. No. Mark H.
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No. Mark H.
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No. Mark H. I don't know what I could do.
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I don't know what I could do.
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I don't know what I could do. What?
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What?
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What? Mark Hamill's very handsome.
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Mark Hamill's very handsome.
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Mark Hamill's very handsome. But you saw him again today. Like from
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But you saw him again today. Like from
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But you saw him again today. Like from about that far kissing.
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about that far kissing.
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about that far kissing. There was nothing in between me and him
20:27
There was nothing in between me and him
20:27
There was nothing in between me and him too.
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too.
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too. What? What do you mean? You had no spark
20:30
What? What do you mean? You had no spark
20:30
What? What do you mean? You had no spark of you had no connection.
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of you had no connection.
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of you had no connection. No. Well, both, I guess.
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No. Well, both, I guess.
20:34
No. Well, both, I guess. Oh, why not though? I mean, I I think we
20:36
Oh, why not though? I mean, I I think we
20:36
Oh, why not though? I mean, I I think we you you guys would connect on us like an
20:37
you you guys would connect on us like an
20:37
you you guys would connect on us like an opposite.
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opposite.
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opposite. It wasn't love at first sight. Like, I
20:39
It wasn't love at first sight. Like, I
20:39
It wasn't love at first sight. Like, I saw him and he wasn't like, "Hey, man.
20:41
saw him and he wasn't like, "Hey, man.
20:41
saw him and he wasn't like, "Hey, man. What's up? Let's be
20:42
What's up? Let's be
20:42
What's up? Let's be Well, so you so it's not that you don't
20:43
Well, so you so it's not that you don't
20:43
Well, so you so it's not that you don't have tender feelings in your heart for
20:44
have tender feelings in your heart for
20:44
have tender feelings in your heart for Mark Hamilton. He just really obviously
20:47
Mark Hamilton. He just really obviously
20:47
Mark Hamilton. He just really obviously he had a chance to Did he look at you?"
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he had a chance to Did he look at you?"
20:49
he had a chance to Did he look at you?" Yeah. Well, no, I don't know.
20:50
Yeah. Well, no, I don't know.
20:50
Yeah. Well, no, I don't know. Did he make eye contact with him?
20:51
Did he make eye contact with him?
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Did he make eye contact with him? No, he didn't. Okay. So, there still
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No, he didn't. Okay. So, there still
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No, he didn't. Okay. So, there still might be a chance. Here's here's a lady
20:56
might be a chance. Here's here's a lady
20:56
might be a chance. Here's here's a lady in a very tight
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in a very tight
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in a very tight very tight outfit, imperial outfit,
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very tight outfit, imperial outfit,
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very tight outfit, imperial outfit, right? And you're thinking,
21:04
right? And you're thinking,
21:04
right? And you're thinking, "No, I'm into that, too."
21:05
"No, I'm into that, too."
21:05
"No, I'm into that, too." But you're like, "Oh, it's okay."
21:06
But you're like, "Oh, it's okay."
21:06
But you're like, "Oh, it's okay." No, I like
21:07
No, I like
21:07
No, I like a lady comes along in basically a man's
21:09
a lady comes along in basically a man's
21:09
a lady comes along in basically a man's man's clothing.
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man's clothing.
21:11
man's clothing. Well, I don't like the the spin you're
21:12
Well, I don't like the the spin you're
21:12
Well, I don't like the the spin you're putting on it.
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putting on it.
21:14
putting on it. I don't care for that.
21:15
I don't care for that.
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I don't care for that. Okay. Well, we won't go in that
21:17
Okay. Well, we won't go in that
21:17
Okay. Well, we won't go in that direction. That's about as PG as we can
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direction. That's about as PG as we can
21:18
direction. That's about as PG as we can take that conversation. Um, we got to
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take that conversation. Um, we got to
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take that conversation. Um, we got to get a picture, dude. Tyler really wants
21:23
get a picture, dude. Tyler really wants
21:23
get a picture, dude. Tyler really wants to take a picture, so we're going to get
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to take a picture, so we're going to get
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to take a picture, so we're going to get in line for the Moss Eisley Cantina.
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in line for the Moss Eisley Cantina.
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in line for the Moss Eisley Cantina. Yesterday, we took a picture of this
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Yesterday, we took a picture of this
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Yesterday, we took a picture of this fine back to tank that had no back day
21:29
fine back to tank that had no back day
21:29
fine back to tank that had no back day in it. I kind of felt
21:32
in it. I kind of felt
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in it. I kind of felt a little ripped off. I mean, I stood in
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a little ripped off. I mean, I stood in
21:34
a little ripped off. I mean, I stood in I stood in the line for their free photo
21:36
I stood in the line for their free photo
21:36
I stood in the line for their free photo opportunity that they spent a lot of
21:37
opportunity that they spent a lot of
21:37
opportunity that they spent a lot of money setting up and when I got in
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money setting up and when I got in
21:39
money setting up and when I got in there, there was no backup.
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there, there was no backup.
21:40
there, there was no backup. Yeah, there really was an issue.
21:42
Yeah, there really was an issue.
21:42
Yeah, there really was an issue. I mean, they wanted to
21:43
I mean, they wanted to
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I mean, they wanted to I'm totally kidding. It was pretty
21:44
I'm totally kidding. It was pretty
21:44
I'm totally kidding. It was pretty awesome. It was awesome. The only thing
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awesome. It was awesome. The only thing
21:46
awesome. It was awesome. The only thing that did kind of get weird is that Jeff
21:48
that did kind of get weird is that Jeff
21:48
that did kind of get weird is that Jeff Heinbuck was in the picture. Look at
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Heinbuck was in the picture. Look at
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Heinbuck was in the picture. Look at this. We have a Gammorian
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this. We have a Gammorian
21:52
this. We have a Gammorian steampunk Gammorian slave layup just cuz
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steampunk Gammorian slave layup just cuz
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steampunk Gammorian slave layup just cuz she has the stick from the guy.
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she has the stick from the guy.
21:57
she has the stick from the guy. Coolest outfit.
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Coolest outfit.
21:58
Coolest outfit. You could probably cut his head off. I
22:00
You could probably cut his head off. I
22:00
You could probably cut his head off. I would actually kind of like to see that
22:01
would actually kind of like to see that
22:02
would actually kind of like to see that happen.
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happen.
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happen. No, just she's going to try a little.
22:04
No, just she's going to try a little.
22:04
No, just she's going to try a little. All right, we're good.
22:05
All right, we're good.
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All right, we're good. That's good. That's good. I like that.
22:07
That's good. That's good. I like that.
22:07
That's good. That's good. I like that. I was scared for a second.
22:08
I was scared for a second.
22:08
I was scared for a second. So, slave Leia's everywhere and you're
22:09
So, slave Leia's everywhere and you're
22:09
So, slave Leia's everywhere and you're like, that's cool.
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like, that's cool.
22:11
like, that's cool. But what I really like to see is a man
22:14
But what I really like to see is a man
22:14
But what I really like to see is a man head of No, that's not what I said.
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head of No, that's not what I said.
22:17
head of No, that's not what I said. Okay. I'm just saying that you like it.
22:20
Okay. I'm just saying that you like it.
22:20
Okay. I'm just saying that you like it. Well, I don't understand
22:21
Well, I don't understand
22:21
Well, I don't understand in a fun way. Like, that's neat.
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in a fun way. Like, that's neat.
22:24
in a fun way. Like, that's neat. So, here's the line to do this. And look
22:25
So, here's the line to do this. And look
22:25
So, here's the line to do this. And look at this Leia here. This Leia is bathed.
22:37
This dude just keeps shooting at her.
22:37
This dude just keeps shooting at her. I'm really tired, so I'm going to go
22:39
I'm really tired, so I'm going to go
22:39
I'm really tired, so I'm going to go ahead and use this joke that I just
22:40
ahead and use this joke that I just
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ahead and use this joke that I just thought in my head I shouldn't shouldn't
22:42
thought in my head I shouldn't shouldn't
22:42
thought in my head I shouldn't shouldn't say, which is, "Luckily, he's firing
22:45
say, which is, "Luckily, he's firing
22:45
say, which is, "Luckily, he's firing blanks."
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blanks."
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blanks." Oh, no.
22:47
Oh, no. What? Blanks are cartridges you put into
22:50
What? Blanks are cartridges you put into
22:50
What? Blanks are cartridges you put into a gun. They don't shoot a bullet. They
22:51
a gun. They don't shoot a bullet. They
22:51
a gun. They don't shoot a bullet. They just make a bang sound. And it's
22:52
just make a bang sound. And it's
22:52
just make a bang sound. And it's actually 1977 screen accurate to say
22:55
actually 1977 screen accurate to say
22:55
actually 1977 screen accurate to say who's firing blanks cuz that's what they
22:56
who's firing blanks cuz that's what they
22:56
who's firing blanks cuz that's what they were firing in those guns.
22:57
were firing in those guns.
22:57
were firing in those guns. Oh wow. This line just keeps going.
22:58
Oh wow. This line just keeps going.
22:58
Oh wow. This line just keeps going. So do you see how the joke was entirely
22:59
So do you see how the joke was entirely
22:59
So do you see how the joke was entirely clean and appropriate for everyone in
23:02
clean and appropriate for everyone in
23:02
clean and appropriate for everyone in women, children of all ages? Look at
23:04
women, children of all ages? Look at
23:04
women, children of all ages? Look at this. It's Yoda.
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this. It's Yoda.
23:07
this. It's Yoda. Hey guys, you know who that is? That's
23:08
Hey guys, you know who that is? That's
23:08
Hey guys, you know who that is? That's Yoda.
23:17
Wait, wait, wait. Stop. Copyright.
23:17
Wait, wait, wait. Stop. Copyright. Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah.
23:18
Oh yeah. infringing upon the rights of Weird Al
23:21
infringing upon the rights of Weird Al
23:21
infringing upon the rights of Weird Al Yanovic. What kind of nationality do you
23:23
Yanovic. What kind of nationality do you
23:23
Yanovic. What kind of nationality do you think weird Al Yanovic is? Like some
23:24
think weird Al Yanovic is? Like some
23:24
think weird Al Yanovic is? Like some kind of Hungarian or something?
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kind of Hungarian or something?
23:27
kind of Hungarian or something? Yeah.
23:27
Yeah. Is this the end of the line?
23:29
Is this the end of the line?
23:29
Is this the end of the line? I think this is it.
23:30
I think this is it.
23:30
I think this is it. Look at this guy.
23:32
Look at this guy. Here we have a clone trooper who's been
23:34
Here we have a clone trooper who's been
23:34
Here we have a clone trooper who's been living in Las Vegas a little too long.
23:38
living in Las Vegas a little too long.
23:38
living in Las Vegas a little too long. Thank you, sir. Thank you. And here's
23:41
Thank you, sir. Thank you. And here's
23:41
Thank you, sir. Thank you. And here's the line that we're going to stand in.
23:42
the line that we're going to stand in.
23:42
the line that we're going to stand in. Actually, Star Wars Celebration has been
23:44
Actually, Star Wars Celebration has been
23:44
Actually, Star Wars Celebration has been super duper ultra fantast.
23:48
super duper ultra fantast.
23:48
super duper ultra fantast. It honestly has been super fun. And
23:49
It honestly has been super fun. And
23:49
It honestly has been super fun. And we're just being dull and dry and tired
23:52
we're just being dull and dry and tired
23:52
we're just being dull and dry and tired for funnies,
23:53
for funnies,
23:53
for funnies, but my face feels like a saggy rubber
23:56
but my face feels like a saggy rubber
23:56
but my face feels like a saggy rubber mask. Like there's no elasticity to my
23:58
mask. Like there's no elasticity to my
23:58
mask. Like there's no elasticity to my skin anymore.
23:58
skin anymore.
23:58
skin anymore. I need another good night
23:59
I need another good night
24:00
I need another good night from the non-sleep and the nonsense. And
24:02
from the non-sleep and the nonsense. And
24:02
from the non-sleep and the nonsense. And this man's just staring.
24:04
this man's just staring.
24:04
this man's just staring. I just watched your video too the other
24:05
I just watched your video too the other
24:05
I just watched your video too the other day. Which one?
24:06
day. Which one?
24:06
day. Which one? From the from the day one, the
24:08
From the from the day one, the
24:08
From the from the day one, the 40-minute.
24:08
40-minute.
24:08
40-minute. That's awesome. Yeah.
24:10
That's awesome. Yeah.
24:10
That's awesome. Yeah. Now you're in the day last one.
24:12
Now you're in the day last one.
24:12
Now you're in the day last one. Right on.
24:13
Right on.
24:13
Right on. Yeah. Watching that, too.
24:15
Yeah. Watching that, too.
24:15
Yeah. Watching that, too. What's your name, man?
24:16
What's your name, man?
24:16
What's your name, man? James.
24:16
James.
24:16
James. James is here.
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James is here.
24:17
James is here. Actually subscribed on YouTube. So,
24:19
Actually subscribed on YouTube. So,
24:19
Actually subscribed on YouTube. So, see, you were in there and somehow you
24:22
see, you were in there and somehow you
24:22
see, you were in there and somehow you took your Mandalorian through time and
24:25
took your Mandalorian through time and
24:25
took your Mandalorian through time and ended up in here out here.
24:28
ended up in here out here.
24:28
ended up in here out here. Back in there.
24:28
Back in there.
24:28
Back in there. And it's my birthday,
24:30
And it's my birthday,
24:30
And it's my birthday, dude. Happy birthday.
24:32
dude. Happy birthday.
24:32
dude. Happy birthday. IT'S THIS GUY'S BIRTHDAY.
24:33
IT'S THIS GUY'S BIRTHDAY.
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IT'S THIS GUY'S BIRTHDAY. WATCH Star Wars filming.
24:34
WATCH Star Wars filming.
24:34
WATCH Star Wars filming. No one cares but me.
24:36
No one cares but me.
24:36
No one cares but me. This guy really
24:37
This guy really
24:37
This guy really Not yet. I just started to watch actual
24:39
Not yet. I just started to watch actual
24:39
Not yet. I just started to watch actual first one and then I came here. So watch
24:40
first one and then I came here. So watch
24:40
first one and then I came here. So watch it. It's good, man.
24:41
it. It's good, man.
24:42
it. It's good, man. Wait, I found him. I don't know how, but
24:43
Wait, I found him. I don't know how, but
24:43
Wait, I found him. I don't know how, but I found him.
24:45
I found him.
24:45
I found him. Waldo.
24:49
He's going to get his beanie on later,
24:49
He's going to get his beanie on later, probably. Okay. Star Wars Celebration.
24:51
probably. Okay. Star Wars Celebration.
24:51
probably. Okay. Star Wars Celebration. Super awesome. We had a super lot of
24:52
Super awesome. We had a super lot of
24:52
Super awesome. We had a super lot of fun. James, right?
24:53
fun. James, right?
24:53
fun. James, right? Yes,
24:53
Yes,
24:53
Yes, it's James' birthday. So, happy
24:55
it's James' birthday. So, happy
24:55
it's James' birthday. So, happy birthday, James. Goodbye, Star Wars
24:56
birthday, James. Goodbye, Star Wars
24:56
birthday, James. Goodbye, Star Wars Celebration,
24:58
Celebration,
24:58
Celebration, probably because you guys won't see it.
25:00
probably because you guys won't see it.
25:00
probably because you guys won't see it. But there will be random land videos
25:01
But there will be random land videos
25:01
But there will be random land videos coming up. YouTube.com/fastore.
25:04
coming up. YouTube.com/fastore.
25:04
coming up. YouTube.com/fastore. What are you What are you doing?
25:05
What are you What are you doing?
25:05
What are you What are you doing? I'm just hanging out with my lady. It
25:06
I'm just hanging out with my lady. It
25:06
I'm just hanging out with my lady. It looks like you were hiding with
25:08
looks like you were hiding with
25:08
looks like you were hiding with fastport.
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fastport.
25:10
fastport. And there's Tyler's fianceé, Jessica,
25:12
And there's Tyler's fianceé, Jessica,
25:12
And there's Tyler's fianceé, Jessica, who helped us to do this.
25:13
who helped us to do this.
25:13
who helped us to do this. She got us the press.
25:15
She got us the press.
25:15
She got us the press. She switched the past with me, though.
25:16
She switched the past with me, though.
25:16
She switched the past with me, though. So now I've been downgraded.
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So now I've been downgraded.
25:18
So now I've been downgraded. She earned it.
25:19
She earned it.
25:19
She earned it. I deserved it to be downgraded. Happy
25:21
I deserved it to be downgraded. Happy
25:21
I deserved it to be downgraded. Happy birthday, James. Thank you.
25:22
birthday, James. Thank you.
25:22
birthday, James. Thank you. Can you say goodbye to everyone for us?
25:24
Can you say goodbye to everyone for us?
25:24
Can you say goodbye to everyone for us? And may the force be with you. May the
25:26
And may the force be with you. May the
25:26
And may the force be with you. May the force be with