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well everyone happy thanks giving I was
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well everyone happy thanks giving I was just sitting here looking at the
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just sitting here looking at the
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just sitting here looking at the Christmas pin that's going up on eBay
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Christmas pin that's going up on eBay
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Christmas pin that's going up on eBay tonight
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tonight
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tonight look there's a Leon there and the cats
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look there's a Leon there and the cats
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look there's a Leon there and the cats and I was just feeling so grateful for
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and I was just feeling so grateful for
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and I was just feeling so grateful for just the way my life is a family this
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just the way my life is a family this
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just the way my life is a family this year I was just remembering to a few
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year I was just remembering to a few
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year I was just remembering to a few Thanksgivings ago during the middle of a
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Thanksgivings ago during the middle of a
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Thanksgivings ago during the middle of a crazy nasty divorce someone's trying to
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crazy nasty divorce someone's trying to
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crazy nasty divorce someone's trying to take your child from you and I was all
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take your child from you and I was all
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take your child from you and I was all alone and there was no one to spend it
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alone and there was no one to spend it
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alone and there was no one to spend it with and I was all depressed I lost my
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with and I was all depressed I lost my
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with and I was all depressed I lost my house and everything Stickley I was
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house and everything Stickley I was
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house and everything Stickley I was starting a whole new life and I had no
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starting a whole new life and I had no
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starting a whole new life and I had no idea how it was gonna turn out of course
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idea how it was gonna turn out of course
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idea how it was gonna turn out of course so far that all turned out remarkably
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so far that all turned out remarkably
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so far that all turned out remarkably well and I'm very thankful for and I was
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well and I'm very thankful for and I was
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well and I'm very thankful for and I was just thinking about how even during
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just thinking about how even during
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just thinking about how even during those times the darkest times of my life
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those times the darkest times of my life
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those times the darkest times of my life Thanksgiving was actually a very
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Thanksgiving was actually a very
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Thanksgiving was actually a very important day for me one of the few
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important day for me one of the few
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important day for me one of the few helpful pieces of advice that people
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helpful pieces of advice that people
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helpful pieces of advice that people gave me which at first sounded really
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gave me which at first sounded really
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gave me which at first sounded really unhelpful was well just everyday try to
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unhelpful was well just everyday try to
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unhelpful was well just everyday try to find something to be grateful for and I
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find something to be grateful for and I
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find something to be grateful for and I gotta tell you at first that sounds like
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gotta tell you at first that sounds like
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gotta tell you at first that sounds like total garbage like cool easy for you to
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total garbage like cool easy for you to
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total garbage like cool easy for you to say
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say
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say like what like oh it could be worse it
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like what like oh it could be worse it
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like what like oh it could be worse it could be falling down to well that kind
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could be falling down to well that kind
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could be falling down to well that kind of thing but then really I started
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of thing but then really I started
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of thing but then really I started actually trying just day by day step by
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actually trying just day by day step by
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actually trying just day by day step by step I would try to think of like well
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step I would try to think of like well
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step I would try to think of like well you know at least the weather's nice or
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you know at least the weather's nice or
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you know at least the weather's nice or at least I've got some Mountain Dew some
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at least I've got some Mountain Dew some
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at least I've got some Mountain Dew some days when it was a really bad day I
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days when it was a really bad day I
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days when it was a really bad day I would have to think well at least like
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would have to think well at least like
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would have to think well at least like you know I love my parents just this
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you know I love my parents just this
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you know I love my parents just this anything that I could think of to think
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anything that I could think of to think
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anything that I could think of to think of something positive to be grateful for
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of something positive to be grateful for
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of something positive to be grateful for and I got to tell you it really helped
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and I got to tell you it really helped
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and I got to tell you it really helped me keep my sanity now things are you
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me keep my sanity now things are you
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me keep my sanity now things are you know better and I'm very busy all the
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know better and I'm very busy all the
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know better and I'm very busy all the time so I think less I have to struggle
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time so I think less I have to struggle
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time so I think less I have to struggle less with staying positive because I'm
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less with staying positive because I'm
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less with staying positive because I'm so busy all the time and things like
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so busy all the time and things like
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so busy all the time and things like that now that Thanksgivings here again
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that now that Thanksgivings here again
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that now that Thanksgivings here again it's the perfect time to stop and
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it's the perfect time to stop and
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it's the perfect time to stop and remember all the things that I'm
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remember all the things that I'm
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remember all the things that I'm grateful for
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grateful for
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grateful for definitely very grateful for my family
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definitely very grateful for my family
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definitely very grateful for my family grateful for Ally who's in there getting
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grateful for Ally who's in there getting
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grateful for Ally who's in there getting ready grateful for London who's in there
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ready grateful for London who's in there
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ready grateful for London who's in there playing video games grateful for my
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playing video games grateful for my
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playing video games grateful for my parents and my extended family all that
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parents and my extended family all that
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parents and my extended family all that kind of stuff
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kind of stuff
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kind of stuff but one of the key things that I'm
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but one of the key things that I'm
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but one of the key things that I'm actually very grateful for is you guys
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actually very grateful for is you guys
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actually very grateful for is you guys in the first place everything I do all
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in the first place everything I do all
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in the first place everything I do all the adventures are actually funded
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the adventures are actually funded
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the adventures are actually funded directly by the people who watch on
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directly by the people who watch on
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directly by the people who watch on patreon Spreadshirt all that kind of
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patreon Spreadshirt all that kind of
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patreon Spreadshirt all that kind of stuff there wouldn't even be any
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stuff there wouldn't even be any
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stuff there wouldn't even be any adventures without you guys that's
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adventures without you guys that's
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adventures without you guys that's something that's easy to be grateful for
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something that's easy to be grateful for
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something that's easy to be grateful for but even aside from all of that over the
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but even aside from all of that over the
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but even aside from all of that over the years I received so much
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years I received so much
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years I received so much support from you guys tips on things to
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support from you guys tips on things to
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support from you guys tips on things to film good advice
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film good advice
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film good advice birthday cards in the mail someone sent
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birthday cards in the mail someone sent
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birthday cards in the mail someone sent me a magazine subscription once for a
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me a magazine subscription once for a
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me a magazine subscription once for a gluten free stuff I got cupcakes out of
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gluten free stuff I got cupcakes out of
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gluten free stuff I got cupcakes out of that deal but the best thing of all has
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that deal but the best thing of all has
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that deal but the best thing of all has just been so much love whether through
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just been so much love whether through
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just been so much love whether through the comments emails warm hugs handshakes
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the comments emails warm hugs handshakes
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the comments emails warm hugs handshakes when I meet people you guys have brought
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when I meet people you guys have brought
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when I meet people you guys have brought me so much friendship so much love into
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me so much friendship so much love into
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me so much friendship so much love into my life that it's made it even more of a
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my life that it's made it even more of a
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my life that it's made it even more of a pleasure to go out have crazy adventures
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pleasure to go out have crazy adventures
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pleasure to go out have crazy adventures share all this crazy stuff with you and
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share all this crazy stuff with you and
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share all this crazy stuff with you and it just sort of feeds into itself it
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it just sort of feeds into itself it
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it just sort of feeds into itself it keeps going and going like the greatest
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keeps going and going like the greatest
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keeps going and going like the greatest feedback loop of all time it has been an
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feedback loop of all time it has been an
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feedback loop of all time it has been an absolute honor and privilege going down
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absolute honor and privilege going down
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absolute honor and privilege going down route 66 with you guys going to
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route 66 with you guys going to
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route 66 with you guys going to different theme parks seeing Figment
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different theme parks seeing Figment
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different theme parks seeing Figment together I could go on and on and on so
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together I could go on and on and on so
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together I could go on and on and on so I'm just going to stop myself now and
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I'm just going to stop myself now and
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I'm just going to stop myself now and just say simply I'm very very grateful
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just say simply I'm very very grateful
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just say simply I'm very very grateful for all the love all the support all the
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for all the love all the support all the
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for all the love all the support all the kindness that you guys have given me
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kindness that you guys have given me
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kindness that you guys have given me over the last year and over the last
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over the last year and over the last
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over the last year and over the last several years it really honestly has
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several years it really honestly has
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several years it really honestly has completely changed my life before I get
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completely changed my life before I get
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completely changed my life before I get too emotional to sort of counteract that
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too emotional to sort of counteract that
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too emotional to sort of counteract that yang with the yang let me tell you what
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yang with the yang let me tell you what
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yang with the yang let me tell you what I am NOT thankful for this thing this is
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I am NOT thankful for this thing this is
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I am NOT thankful for this thing this is Frank he posed Sally showed me pictures
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Frank he posed Sally showed me pictures
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Frank he posed Sally showed me pictures of one from her childhood before and
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of one from her childhood before and
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of one from her childhood before and talked about how it was her favorite
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talked about how it was her favorite
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talked about how it was her favorite thing for Christmas so as a Christmas
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thing for Christmas so as a Christmas
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thing for Christmas so as a Christmas present and early Christmas present I
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present and early Christmas present I
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present and early Christmas present I decided to buy her one Frank
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decided to buy her one Frank
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decided to buy her one Frank he posts the singing lamppost he kind of
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he posts the singing lamppost he kind of
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he posts the singing lamppost he kind of a little bit of a knockoff of old blue
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a little bit of a knockoff of old blue
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a little bit of a knockoff of old blue eyes their little knock off a Frank
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eyes their little knock off a Frank
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eyes their little knock off a Frank Sinatra I knew it would be kind of
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Sinatra I knew it would be kind of
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Sinatra I knew it would be kind of creepy looking I saw the pictures and I
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creepy looking I saw the pictures and I
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creepy looking I saw the pictures and I didn't know it would be freaking
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didn't know it would be freaking
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didn't know it would be freaking terrifying just listen to this okay oh
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terrifying just listen to this okay oh
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terrifying just listen to this okay oh here he goes oh my gosh that thing if
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here he goes oh my gosh that thing if
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here he goes oh my gosh that thing if anything ever has wants to murder
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anything ever has wants to murder
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anything ever has wants to murder question
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question
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question [Applause]
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[Applause]
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[Applause] I don't even know what he's saying it's
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I don't even know what he's saying it's
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I don't even know what he's saying it's scary
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why does it sound so angry
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why does it sound so angry [Applause]
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[Music]
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[Music] he sounds so mad at the end have a
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he sounds so mad at the end have a
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he sounds so mad at the end have a swinging Christmas he's going again
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swinging Christmas he's going again
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swinging Christmas he's going again where's the off switch I love my
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where's the off switch I love my
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where's the off switch I love my girlfriend I want to marry her and stay
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girlfriend I want to marry her and stay
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girlfriend I want to marry her and stay with her forever and have a million
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with her forever and have a million
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with her forever and have a million babies but this thing right here this is
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babies but this thing right here this is
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babies but this thing right here this is not cute this is horrifying anyway
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not cute this is horrifying anyway
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not cute this is horrifying anyway that's all I really wanted to share with
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that's all I really wanted to share with
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that's all I really wanted to share with you guys I just want you to know that
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you guys I just want you to know that
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you guys I just want you to know that I'm grateful for all of you no matter
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I'm grateful for all of you no matter
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I'm grateful for all of you no matter what's going on in your life I hope that
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what's going on in your life I hope that
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what's going on in your life I hope that you have a very happy Thanksgiving I
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you have a very happy Thanksgiving I
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you have a very happy Thanksgiving I hope that you find something to be
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hope that you find something to be
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hope that you find something to be grateful for and we're gonna go over to
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grateful for and we're gonna go over to
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grateful for and we're gonna go over to my mom's house and have a little turkey
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my mom's house and have a little turkey
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my mom's house and have a little turkey dinner I think if we can find any Turkey
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dinner I think if we can find any Turkey
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dinner I think if we can find any Turkey don't tell mr. mr. gobbles over here
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don't tell mr. mr. gobbles over here
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don't tell mr. mr. gobbles over here he's a little sensitive right guy a
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he's a little sensitive right guy a
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he's a little sensitive right guy a little sensitive about the whole
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little sensitive about the whole
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little sensitive about the whole Thanksgiving things so don't tell me
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Thanksgiving things so don't tell me
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Thanksgiving things so don't tell me about it but we're gonna go have some
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about it but we're gonna go have some
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about it but we're gonna go have some delicious Turkey in a few minutes I
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delicious Turkey in a few minutes I
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delicious Turkey in a few minutes I better actually get ready to go and
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better actually get ready to go and
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better actually get ready to go and start to leave Oh Julio what's that you
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start to leave Oh Julio what's that you
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start to leave Oh Julio what's that you found us a turkey dinner Oh perfect
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found us a turkey dinner Oh perfect
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found us a turkey dinner Oh perfect turkey dinner yeah Julio found us a
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turkey dinner yeah Julio found us a
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turkey dinner yeah Julio found us a turkey somehow Oh Thanksgiving
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turkey somehow Oh Thanksgiving
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turkey somehow Oh Thanksgiving pretty last-minute I know all right
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pretty last-minute I know all right
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pretty last-minute I know all right goodbye guys see you later all right
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goodbye guys see you later all right
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goodbye guys see you later all right guys time to get out of here happy thank
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guys time to get out of here happy thank
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guys time to get out of here happy thank you I give it's a super awesome turkey
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you I give it's a super awesome turkey
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you I give it's a super awesome turkey day hey sorry to all the anything I've
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day hey sorry to all the anything I've
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day hey sorry to all the anything I've got a Thanksgiving turkey it's so gobble
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got a Thanksgiving turkey it's so gobble
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got a Thanksgiving turkey it's so gobble gobble gourd all the pilgrims came to
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gobble gourd all the pilgrims came to
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gobble gourd all the pilgrims came to Plymouth just to get some gravy Happy
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Plymouth just to get some gravy Happy
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Plymouth just to get some gravy Happy Thanksgiving
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happy Thanksgiving everyone
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happy Thanksgiving everyone enjoy your turkey our turkey sub sit
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enjoy your turkey our turkey sub sit
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enjoy your turkey our turkey sub sit here bye