The Haunted Wheel and other grown-up stuff

0:04 ah yes it's nice to be home the orange

0:04 ah yes it's nice to be home the orange circle it looks almost like Main Street

0:06 circle it looks almost like Main Street

0:06 circle it looks almost like Main Street USA Disneyland small town America here

0:10 USA Disneyland small town America here

0:10 USA Disneyland small town America here in the suburbs of Los Angeles look at

0:12 in the suburbs of Los Angeles look at

0:12 in the suburbs of Los Angeles look at this here

0:13 this here

0:13 this here look at this camera lens right here this

0:16 look at this camera lens right here this

0:16 look at this camera lens right here this thing has been my trusty sidekick for

0:19 thing has been my trusty sidekick for

0:19 thing has been my trusty sidekick for many many moons I had some big plans

0:22 many many moons I had some big plans

0:22 many many moons I had some big plans today but unfortunately the last time I

0:23 today but unfortunately the last time I

0:23 today but unfortunately the last time I went to Knott's Berry Farm this lands

0:25 went to Knott's Berry Farm this lands

0:25 went to Knott's Berry Farm this lands blacked against a pole and it's broken

0:29 blacked against a pole and it's broken

0:29 blacked against a pole and it's broken now we went cross-country together we

0:31 now we went cross-country together we

0:31 now we went cross-country together we went to France together Disney World

0:33 went to France together Disney World

0:33 went to France together Disney World route 66 to be honest with you from all

0:36 route 66 to be honest with you from all

0:36 route 66 to be honest with you from all the deserts and eNOS and all the stuff I

0:38 the deserts and eNOS and all the stuff I

0:38 the deserts and eNOS and all the stuff I put the lens through the coating on this

0:40 put the lens through the coating on this

0:40 put the lens through the coating on this part of it was weird to just be able to

0:42 part of it was weird to just be able to

0:42 part of it was weird to just be able to touch that now was basically done for

0:44 touch that now was basically done for

0:44 touch that now was basically done for anyways but the lens is broken it's

0:48 anyways but the lens is broken it's

0:48 anyways but the lens is broken it's finally had its day and anyway that's

0:53 finally had its day and anyway that's

0:53 finally had its day and anyway that's what I did today I spent all day looking

0:55 what I did today I spent all day looking

0:55 what I did today I spent all day looking for that particular type of wind going

0:57 for that particular type of wind going

0:57 for that particular type of wind going to multiple stores that said they had it

0:59 to multiple stores that said they had it

0:59 to multiple stores that said they had it online and then showing up and then then

1:00 online and then showing up and then then

1:00 online and then showing up and then then being like you know what we don't have

1:01 being like you know what we don't have

1:01 being like you know what we don't have one ah most of the rest of the past week

1:03 one ah most of the rest of the past week

1:03 one ah most of the rest of the past week I've looked like this rocking the sweet

1:06 I've looked like this rocking the sweet

1:06 I've looked like this rocking the sweet neckbrace look in horrible neck pain

1:09 neckbrace look in horrible neck pain

1:09 neckbrace look in horrible neck pain trying to recover I'm more of an outside

1:12 trying to recover I'm more of an outside

1:12 trying to recover I'm more of an outside cat than an indoor cat I gotta be active

1:14 cat than an indoor cat I gotta be active

1:14 cat than an indoor cat I gotta be active or else I go crazy even though most of

1:16 or else I go crazy even though most of

1:16 or else I go crazy even though most of my day was eaten up by the lens if it's

1:18 my day was eaten up by the lens if it's

1:18 my day was eaten up by the lens if it's just for a short time and even if it's

1:20 just for a short time and even if it's

1:20 just for a short time and even if it's just a few blocks away from home I've

1:23 just a few blocks away from home I've

1:23 just a few blocks away from home I've got to get out for at least a little

1:24 got to get out for at least a little

1:24 got to get out for at least a little adventure and it's been a while since

1:26 adventure and it's been a while since

1:26 adventure and it's been a while since I've come down to my favorite place the

1:29 I've come down to my favorite place the

1:29 I've come down to my favorite place the orange circle antique mom's about a

1:31 orange circle antique mom's about a

1:31 orange circle antique mom's about a billion antique stores down here but if

1:33 billion antique stores down here but if

1:33 billion antique stores down here but if you only have time for one this is the

1:36 you only have time for one this is the

1:36 you only have time for one this is the place that's if we can point ourselves

1:38 place that's if we can point ourselves

1:38 place that's if we can point ourselves in the right direction here that looks

1:41 in the right direction here that looks

1:41 in the right direction here that looks like an incredibly painful new fashion

1:44 like an incredibly painful new fashion

1:44 like an incredibly painful new fashion whoever came up with that really lost

1:46 whoever came up with that really lost

1:46 whoever came up with that really lost their head a good war oh I love this

1:50 their head a good war oh I love this

1:50 their head a good war oh I love this booth one of my favorites the bay window

1:53 booth one of my favorites the bay window

1:53 booth one of my favorites the bay window brothers always so much to me

1:55 brothers always so much to me

1:55 brothers always so much to me century swagging oh gosh look at these

1:58 century swagging oh gosh look at these

1:58 century swagging oh gosh look at these lamps tiki bar great looking passion in

2:03 lamps tiki bar great looking passion in

2:03 lamps tiki bar great looking passion in this window ah whoa look at these old

2:05 this window ah whoa look at these old

2:05 this window ah whoa look at these old vintage suitcases there's just something

2:08 vintage suitcases there's just something

2:08 vintage suitcases there's just something about vintage luggage I tried to use

2:10 about vintage luggage I tried to use

2:10 about vintage luggage I tried to use vintage luggage for my travels

2:12 vintage luggage for my travels

2:12 vintage luggage for my travels fortunately the modern airlines don't

2:14 fortunately the modern airlines don't

2:14 fortunately the modern airlines don't treat this stuff as delicately as you'd

2:16 treat this stuff as delicately as you'd

2:16 treat this stuff as delicately as you'd want them to so it doesn't really work

2:17 want them to so it doesn't really work

2:17 want them to so it doesn't really work look at the funky pattern on this one

2:20 look at the funky pattern on this one

2:20 look at the funky pattern on this one you would never think it's quite pink on

2:23 you would never think it's quite pink on

2:23 you would never think it's quite pink on the inside there's just something about

2:25 the inside there's just something about

2:25 the inside there's just something about old stuff you know physical connection

2:29 old stuff you know physical connection

2:30 old stuff you know physical connection to the past thanks coming to these

2:31 to the past thanks coming to these

2:31 to the past thanks coming to these places so fun to mention you can find

2:34 places so fun to mention you can find

2:34 places so fun to mention you can find some awesome salt and pepper shaker this

2:36 some awesome salt and pepper shaker this

2:36 some awesome salt and pepper shaker this is a nice little break for me just the

2:38 is a nice little break for me just the

2:38 is a nice little break for me just the first part of my day was murdered by

2:39 first part of my day was murdered by

2:39 first part of my day was murdered by that lens and the second part of my day

2:41 that lens and the second part of my day

2:41 that lens and the second part of my day is about to be murdered by lawyers rays

2:44 is about to be murdered by lawyers rays

2:44 is about to be murdered by lawyers rays the first sit-down meeting with lawyers

2:47 the first sit-down meeting with lawyers

2:47 the first sit-down meeting with lawyers ever since basically October I've had

2:50 ever since basically October I've had

2:50 ever since basically October I've had this ongoing horrible custody thing

2:52 this ongoing horrible custody thing

2:52 this ongoing horrible custody thing going on I haven't talked about it much

2:53 going on I haven't talked about it much

2:53 going on I haven't talked about it much because you're not supposed to talk

2:54 because you're not supposed to talk

2:54 because you're not supposed to talk about it that much basically it's been a

2:56 about it that much basically it's been a

2:56 about it that much basically it's been a long stressful expensive ordeal and

2:59 long stressful expensive ordeal and

2:59 long stressful expensive ordeal and today's the first face to face sit down

3:01 today's the first face to face sit down

3:01 today's the first face to face sit down later so I'm really between two crummy

3:03 later so I'm really between two crummy

3:03 later so I'm really between two crummy parts of my day that's why I was extra

3:05 parts of my day that's why I was extra

3:05 parts of my day that's why I was extra important to get out and about to look

3:07 important to get out and about to look

3:07 important to get out and about to look at some of this stuff oh sweet classflow

3:10 at some of this stuff oh sweet classflow

3:10 at some of this stuff oh sweet classflow giant puffer fish and a lot of nautical

3:13 giant puffer fish and a lot of nautical

3:13 giant puffer fish and a lot of nautical nonsense going on in this booth look

3:14 nonsense going on in this booth look

3:14 nonsense going on in this booth look they even have Popeye the sailorman of

3:18 they even have Popeye the sailorman of

3:18 they even have Popeye the sailorman of it whoa whoa no

3:23 it whoa whoa no

3:23 it whoa whoa no way what da

3:28 way what da

3:28 way what da now it's going the other way oh my gosh

3:30 now it's going the other way oh my gosh

3:30 now it's going the other way oh my gosh you don't think that wheel could be

3:35 you don't think that wheel could be

3:35 you don't think that wheel could be haunted do you do that is so weird that

3:39 haunted do you do that is so weird that

3:39 haunted do you do that is so weird that was not moving when I walked in here I'm

3:42 was not moving when I walked in here I'm

3:42 was not moving when I walked in here I'm out we have some of these booths because

3:45 out we have some of these booths because

3:45 out we have some of these booths because you never know what you're gonna see in

3:47 you never know what you're gonna see in

3:47 you never know what you're gonna see in here old wooden bowling pin we rusty 18

3:51 here old wooden bowling pin we rusty 18

3:51 here old wooden bowling pin we rusty 18 van you making equipment there's a lot

3:53 van you making equipment there's a lot

3:53 van you making equipment there's a lot of stuff in here but one thing's for

3:55 of stuff in here but one thing's for

3:55 of stuff in here but one thing's for sure not too much of it is a bore some

3:58 sure not too much of it is a bore some

3:58 sure not too much of it is a bore some of it's a boar though oh another thing I

4:01 of it's a boar though oh another thing I

4:01 of it's a boar though oh another thing I love is old packaging look at this old

4:04 love is old packaging look at this old

4:04 love is old packaging look at this old thing of common and right next door to

4:06 thing of common and right next door to

4:06 thing of common and right next door to it these are the potato chips over here

4:09 it these are the potato chips over here

4:09 it these are the potato chips over here oh look there's scientifically process

4:13 oh look there's scientifically process

4:13 oh look there's scientifically process what the heck listen from now on I don't

4:15 what the heck listen from now on I don't

4:15 what the heck listen from now on I don't eat anything unless it's scientifically

4:17 eat anything unless it's scientifically

4:17 eat anything unless it's scientifically processed I just remembered the lawyers

4:20 processed I just remembered the lawyers

4:20 processed I just remembered the lawyers move to a new office so I have even less

4:22 move to a new office so I have even less

4:22 move to a new office so I have even less time than I thought I did but I still

4:24 time than I thought I did but I still

4:24 time than I thought I did but I still have a chance to see some cool stuff

4:26 have a chance to see some cool stuff

4:26 have a chance to see some cool stuff hang you know you're in the cold zone oh

4:29 hang you know you're in the cold zone oh

4:29 hang you know you're in the cold zone oh yeah

4:29 yeah

4:29 yeah this is cool these glasses here very

4:32 this is cool these glasses here very

4:32 this is cool these glasses here very cool I mean how can you not think these

4:34 cool I mean how can you not think these

4:34 cool I mean how can you not think these dogs you are wearing tuxedos aren't cool

4:37 dogs you are wearing tuxedos aren't cool

4:37 dogs you are wearing tuxedos aren't cool gonna be honest with you I think this

4:39 gonna be honest with you I think this

4:39 gonna be honest with you I think this sign is a little misleading hmm where

4:41 sign is a little misleading hmm where

4:41 sign is a little misleading hmm where are we now China you see a lot of weird

4:47 are we now China you see a lot of weird

4:47 are we now China you see a lot of weird stuff to animals and antique stores I

4:49 stuff to animals and antique stores I

4:49 stuff to animals and antique stores I feel like they have lower standards for

4:50 feel like they have lower standards for

4:50 feel like they have lower standards for their stuffed animals in yesteryear this

4:53 their stuffed animals in yesteryear this

4:53 their stuffed animals in yesteryear this is monkey for example also some plushies

4:55 is monkey for example also some plushies

4:55 is monkey for example also some plushies with some oddly specific ethnicities

4:58 with some oddly specific ethnicities

4:58 with some oddly specific ethnicities look at this German bear huh thank you

5:00 look at this German bear huh thank you

5:00 look at this German bear huh thank you minute I'm not a German bear I'm a

5:02 minute I'm not a German bear I'm a

5:02 minute I'm not a German bear I'm a wonder there oh look at that

5:06 wonder there oh look at that

5:06 wonder there oh look at that that is awesome now this I like

5:11 that is awesome now this I like

5:11 that is awesome now this I like but this

5:14 but this

5:14 but this pretty sure that's what's turning that

5:16 pretty sure that's what's turning that

5:16 pretty sure that's what's turning that ships wheel hit this though this is

5:18 ships wheel hit this though this is

5:18 ships wheel hit this though this is amazing look at all these guys in this

5:21 amazing look at all these guys in this

5:21 amazing look at all these guys in this gazebo here and this monkey leaving

5:23 gazebo here and this monkey leaving

5:23 gazebo here and this monkey leaving thighs the carving of a monkey quitting

5:25 thighs the carving of a monkey quitting

5:25 thighs the carving of a monkey quitting a band now that's something you don't

5:27 a band now that's something you don't

5:27 a band now that's something you don't see every day

5:28 see every day

5:28 see every day so the strange plastic Japanese

5:30 so the strange plastic Japanese

5:30 so the strange plastic Japanese clamshell with some historical figures

5:34 clamshell with some historical figures

5:34 clamshell with some historical figures inside maybe we're look there's a second

5:37 inside maybe we're look there's a second

5:37 inside maybe we're look there's a second one a scenic clamshell look it's a more

5:41 one a scenic clamshell look it's a more

5:41 one a scenic clamshell look it's a more vintage plush

5:42 vintage plush

5:42 vintage plush see what I'm saying about the quality

5:43 see what I'm saying about the quality

5:43 see what I'm saying about the quality there compare that to something a little

5:45 there compare that to something a little

5:45 there compare that to something a little more recent look at this you can't Sam

5:47 more recent look at this you can't Sam

5:47 more recent look at this you can't Sam that's awesome and something vintage

5:49 that's awesome and something vintage

5:49 that's awesome and something vintage again like this what is that

5:53 again like this what is that

5:53 again like this what is that oh no there's a jacket that'll make a

5:54 oh no there's a jacket that'll make a

5:54 oh no there's a jacket that'll make a bold statement check this out I've

5:56 bold statement check this out I've

5:56 bold statement check this out I've always wanted to buy a whole bunch of

5:58 always wanted to buy a whole bunch of

5:58 always wanted to buy a whole bunch of art like this you know generic sort of

6:00 art like this you know generic sort of

6:00 art like this you know generic sort of scenery art you know nice paintings from

6:02 scenery art you know nice paintings from

6:02 scenery art you know nice paintings from thrift shops or antique stores like this

6:04 thrift shops or antique stores like this

6:04 thrift shops or antique stores like this always wanted to buy a bunch of those

6:06 always wanted to buy a bunch of those

6:06 always wanted to buy a bunch of those and hire like a really good painter to

6:08 and hire like a really good painter to

6:08 and hire like a really good painter to paint me into all of those painting in

6:11 paint me into all of those painting in

6:11 paint me into all of those painting in the style of each painting you know just

6:13 the style of each painting you know just

6:13 the style of each painting you know just walking by leaning in the doorway maybe

6:15 walking by leaning in the doorway maybe

6:15 walking by leaning in the doorway maybe sitting over here having a cup of tea

6:16 sitting over here having a cup of tea

6:16 sitting over here having a cup of tea right how cool would that be as you can

6:18 right how cool would that be as you can

6:18 right how cool would that be as you can see I've got big dreams look at this

6:20 see I've got big dreams look at this

6:20 see I've got big dreams look at this it'll bottle a poison and an old chunk

6:23 it'll bottle a poison and an old chunk

6:23 it'll bottle a poison and an old chunk of cheese sweets

6:26 of cheese sweets

6:26 of cheese sweets vintage cheese Oh what the heck is this

6:32 vintage cheese Oh what the heck is this

6:32 vintage cheese Oh what the heck is this oh yeah that is a must purchase item huh

6:37 oh yeah that is a must purchase item huh

6:37 oh yeah that is a must purchase item huh I'm just about to say something about

6:38 I'm just about to say something about

6:38 I'm just about to say something about how you can come to places like this and

6:40 how you can come to places like this and

6:40 how you can come to places like this and even if you don't spend any money you

6:42 even if you don't spend any money you

6:42 even if you don't spend any money you can have a really good time but I can't

6:44 can have a really good time but I can't

6:44 can have a really good time but I can't pass this time well as groovy as this is

6:46 pass this time well as groovy as this is

6:47 pass this time well as groovy as this is it's time for me to go I just want to

6:49 it's time for me to go I just want to

6:49 it's time for me to go I just want to look one more time see look it's not

6:55 look one more time see look it's not

6:55 look one more time see look it's not moving it's fine but why the heck was he

6:58 moving it's fine but why the heck was he

6:58 moving it's fine but why the heck was he moving before there see what the heck

7:03 moving before there see what the heck

7:03 moving before there see what the heck it's hot dude I've been in here like a

7:05 it's hot dude I've been in here like a

7:05 it's hot dude I've been in here like a ton times I've never seen it do that

7:08 ton times I've never seen it do that

7:08 ton times I've never seen it do that before

7:13 all right time to make my sacrifice to

7:13 all right time to make my sacrifice to the cash register and now back to the

7:15 the cash register and now back to the

7:15 the cash register and now back to the car huh I really don't want to go do

7:17 car huh I really don't want to go do

7:17 car huh I really don't want to go do this I really want to procrastinate and

7:19 this I really want to procrastinate and

7:19 this I really want to procrastinate and look at this building they just restored

7:21 look at this building they just restored

7:21 look at this building they just restored instead so old timey theme gets such a

7:24 instead so old timey theme gets such a

7:24 instead so old timey theme gets such a new school business whoa they're hiring

7:26 new school business whoa they're hiring

7:26 new school business whoa they're hiring down here I want to stay in your circle

7:29 down here I want to stay in your circle

7:29 down here I want to stay in your circle sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do

7:32 sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do

7:32 sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do all right time to go do something I'm

7:35 all right time to go do something I'm

7:35 all right time to go do something I'm fine where's make me nervous even when

7:37 fine where's make me nervous even when

7:37 fine where's make me nervous even when they're my lawyers they make me nervous

7:38 they're my lawyers they make me nervous

7:38 they're my lawyers they make me nervous and they're on my side look they're even

7:40 and they're on my side look they're even

7:40 and they're on my side look they're even located in a big scary building okay

7:43 located in a big scary building okay

7:43 located in a big scary building okay I'll be right back hopefully this isn't

7:47 I'll be right back hopefully this isn't

7:47 I'll be right back hopefully this isn't too painful the fading light out here

8:04 too painful the fading light out here

8:04 too painful the fading light out here that took a little while but it's nice

8:06 that took a little while but it's nice

8:06 that took a little while but it's nice to have the professional opinion of the

8:09 to have the professional opinion of the

8:09 to have the professional opinion of the professionals you're not just guessing

8:11 professionals you're not just guessing

8:11 professionals you're not just guessing at what's going on in your life for a

8:12 at what's going on in your life for a

8:12 at what's going on in your life for a while you know sometimes grown-ups just

8:15 while you know sometimes grown-ups just

8:15 while you know sometimes grown-ups just can't get along with each other then

8:16 can't get along with each other then

8:16 can't get along with each other then they gotta call lawyers and then they

8:18 they gotta call lawyers and then they

8:18 they gotta call lawyers and then they gotta sit in meetings basically that was

8:20 gotta sit in meetings basically that was

8:20 gotta sit in meetings basically that was my least favorite thing to have to do

8:21 my least favorite thing to have to do

8:21 my least favorite thing to have to do ever but when you love your children

8:23 ever but when you love your children

8:23 ever but when you love your children yeah whoa listen can you hear that can

8:26 yeah whoa listen can you hear that can

8:26 yeah whoa listen can you hear that can you see that up there those are the

8:29 you see that up there those are the

8:29 you see that up there those are the feral forests of Southern California yes

8:34 feral forests of Southern California yes

8:34 feral forests of Southern California yes pet parrots now released into the wild

8:37 pet parrots now released into the wild

8:37 pet parrots now released into the wild that's right we got a flock of wild

8:40 that's right we got a flock of wild

8:40 that's right we got a flock of wild parrots in Southern California we well I

8:42 parrots in Southern California we well I

8:42 parrots in Southern California we well I guess that wraps up my adventure for

8:44 guess that wraps up my adventure for

8:44 guess that wraps up my adventure for today I got some more errands to run but

8:46 today I got some more errands to run but

8:46 today I got some more errands to run but I am working on some top-secret plans

8:51 I am working on some top-secret plans

8:51 I am working on some top-secret plans we've got some interesting trips coming

8:54 we've got some interesting trips coming

8:54 we've got some interesting trips coming up a little bit on an airplane to the

8:56 up a little bit on an airplane to the

8:56 up a little bit on an airplane to the East Coast at least two times in the

8:58 East Coast at least two times in the

8:58 East Coast at least two times in the next couple of months we've got some

9:17 spices in to eat all it takes time to

9:17 spices in to eat all it takes time to perfect the perfect adventure recipe but

9:21 perfect the perfect adventure recipe but

9:21 perfect the perfect adventure recipe but you can bet your sweet patooties leave

9:23 you can bet your sweet patooties leave

9:23 you can bet your sweet patooties leave owns our

9:25 owns our

9:25 owns our oh yeah you have the colonel's guarantee

9:30 oh yeah you have the colonel's guarantee

9:30 oh yeah you have the colonel's guarantee oh yeah okay for now I think we've done

9:35 oh yeah okay for now I think we've done

9:35 oh yeah okay for now I think we've done I doubt it so I'm gonna go home and

9:38 I doubt it so I'm gonna go home and

9:38 I doubt it so I'm gonna go home and sleep later maybe have some chicken how

9:42 sleep later maybe have some chicken how

9:42 sleep later maybe have some chicken how about you they are stands for really

9:47 about you they are stands for really

9:47 about you they are stands for really tasty

10:37 now I can go get my original recipe on

10:37 now I can go get my original recipe on my extra scrutiny free and have a bite

10:42 my extra scrutiny free and have a bite

10:42 my extra scrutiny free and have a bite to eat right here in the car well I say

10:46 to eat right here in the car well I say

10:46 to eat right here in the car well I say I say I say I do declare a farewell

11:08 I say I say I do declare a farewell

11:08 I say I say I do declare a farewell [Laughter]

11:12 [Laughter]

11:12 [Laughter] [Music]

The Haunted Wheel and other grown-up stuff

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