I'm an idiot and I broke Walt Disney World at Animal Kingdom Lodge

0:02 all right everyone here we are take a

0:02 all right everyone here we are take a look at this isn't this incredible this

0:06 look at this isn't this incredible this

0:06 look at this isn't this incredible this was the site that greeted my eye last

0:10 was the site that greeted my eye last

0:10 was the site that greeted my eye last night as I

0:12 night as I

0:12 night as I entered the crazy room here at Animal

0:17 entered the crazy room here at Animal

0:17 entered the crazy room here at Animal Kingdom Lodge look at it it's luxurious

0:21 Kingdom Lodge look at it it's luxurious

0:21 Kingdom Lodge look at it it's luxurious it's wonderful it's Fit For A King a

0:24 it's wonderful it's Fit For A King a

0:24 it's wonderful it's Fit For A King a KingSize bed beautiful mosquito neck

0:28 KingSize bed beautiful mosquito neck

0:28 KingSize bed beautiful mosquito neck malaria theming like the other rooms of

0:30 malaria theming like the other rooms of

0:30 malaria theming like the other rooms of Animal Kingdom this crazy safari tent

0:32 Animal Kingdom this crazy safari tent

0:32 Animal Kingdom this crazy safari tent style curtain look at this beautiful

0:35 style curtain look at this beautiful

0:35 style curtain look at this beautiful African inspired armoir a

0:44 lovely butt place for your sitting and

0:44 lovely butt place for your sitting and then over here a little table look at

0:46 then over here a little table look at

0:46 then over here a little table look at this a huge makeup area for the ladies

0:50 this a huge makeup area for the ladies

0:50 this a huge makeup area for the ladies or the fellas who know how to work the

0:52 or the fellas who know how to work the

0:52 or the fellas who know how to work the Contour thinking of George over there

0:54 Contour thinking of George over there

0:54 Contour thinking of George over there look at this isn't this beautiful like

0:56 look at this isn't this beautiful like

0:56 look at this isn't this beautiful like there's like little flowers here and the

0:58 there's like little flowers here and the

0:58 there's like little flowers here and the lighting inside of some of these places

0:59 lighting inside of some of these places

0:59 lighting inside of some of these places always difficult to shoot but those are

1:01 always difficult to shoot but those are

1:01 always difficult to shoot but those are oh my gosh those are real those are

1:03 oh my gosh those are real those are

1:03 oh my gosh those are real those are those are real that's crazy it's huge

1:06 those are real that's crazy it's huge

1:06 those are real that's crazy it's huge huge sliding door I don't know what it

1:08 huge sliding door I don't know what it

1:08 huge sliding door I don't know what it is look at this the entryway to the

1:10 is look at this the entryway to the

1:10 is look at this the entryway to the bedroom of this Suite here has this huge

1:13 bedroom of this Suite here has this huge

1:13 bedroom of this Suite here has this huge double doors between the little living

1:15 double doors between the little living

1:15 double doors between the little living room and here and this bathroom door is

1:18 room and here and this bathroom door is

1:18 room and here and this bathroom door is huge just this huge wide sliding door

1:21 huge just this huge wide sliding door

1:21 huge just this huge wide sliding door what is it with with money if you have a

1:24 what is it with with money if you have a

1:24 what is it with with money if you have a little money you're like I need a door

1:26 little money you're like I need a door

1:26 little money you're like I need a door twice as wide to fit me and my bundles

1:30 twice as wide to fit me and my bundles

1:30 twice as wide to fit me and my bundles of gold I don't know look at this giant

1:33 of gold I don't know look at this giant

1:34 of gold I don't know look at this giant his and her sink area or his and his and

1:36 his and her sink area or his and his and

1:36 his and her sink area or his and his and hers and hers and his and shim and she

1:38 hers and hers and his and shim and she

1:38 hers and hers and his and shim and she and giraffe sized giant sink area a big

1:43 and giraffe sized giant sink area a big

1:43 and giraffe sized giant sink area a big old bathtub here a large shower area but

1:48 old bathtub here a large shower area but

1:48 old bathtub here a large shower area but what's really weird is check this out it

1:50 what's really weird is check this out it

1:50 what's really weird is check this out it just has like a normal a normal little

1:53 just has like a normal a normal little

1:53 just has like a normal a normal little shower head in there so like if you were

1:56 shower head in there so like if you were

1:56 shower head in there so like if you were if you were to get in here and stand

1:59 if you were to get in here and stand

1:59 if you were to get in here and stand over here

2:01 over here

2:01 over here you're not taking a shower so maybe what

2:05 you're not taking a shower so maybe what

2:05 you're not taking a shower so maybe what are you doing in here why is it this big

2:08 are you doing in here why is it this big

2:08 are you doing in here why is it this big get a it's like the saunas I see

2:11 get a it's like the saunas I see

2:11 get a it's like the saunas I see those in movies I've never been to one

2:12 those in movies I've never been to one

2:12 those in movies I've never been to one like a steam room and you got the like

2:15 like a steam room and you got the like

2:15 like a steam room and you got the like the executives in it and they've like

2:18 the executives in it and they've like

2:18 the executives in it and they've like got cigars I guess in the sauna am I mix

2:21 got cigars I guess in the sauna am I mix

2:21 got cigars I guess in the sauna am I mix I think I'm mixing that up but anyway

2:23 I think I'm mixing that up but anyway

2:23 I think I'm mixing that up but anyway what are you doing in here he having a

2:24 what are you doing in here he having a

2:24 what are you doing in here he having a meeting hey boss let me take some

2:26 meeting hey boss let me take some

2:26 meeting hey boss let me take some notations while I don't need anyway out

2:28 notations while I don't need anyway out

2:28 notations while I don't need anyway out here he anyway you can see it's a very

2:31 here he anyway you can see it's a very

2:31 here he anyway you can see it's a very very nice very cool in here the private

2:34 very nice very cool in here the private

2:34 very nice very cool in here the private area with the emergency phone that we

2:39 area with the emergency phone that we

2:39 area with the emergency phone that we discussed many times before looking at

2:40 discussed many times before looking at

2:41 discussed many times before looking at fancy rooms this is crazy so you could

2:44 fancy rooms this is crazy so you could

2:44 fancy rooms this is crazy so you could have Mom and Dad in here I'm sure that

2:47 have Mom and Dad in here I'm sure that

2:47 have Mom and Dad in here I'm sure that couch pulls out because almost all of

2:49 couch pulls out because almost all of

2:49 couch pulls out because almost all of the Disney rooms I've ever seen with

2:50 the Disney rooms I've ever seen with

2:50 the Disney rooms I've ever seen with couches have couches that pull out and

2:53 couches have couches that pull out and

2:53 couches have couches that pull out and become extra beds for grandkids or for

2:55 become extra beds for grandkids or for

2:55 become extra beds for grandkids or for whatever there's a little fan switch

2:57 whatever there's a little fan switch

2:57 whatever there's a little fan switch here lots of lighting look at the art

2:59 here lots of lighting look at the art

2:59 here lots of lighting look at the art here look at this African art now all

3:01 here look at this African art now all

3:01 here look at this African art now all the art and stuff like that was all

3:04 the art and stuff like that was all

3:04 the art and stuff like that was all actually purchased from African artists

3:06 actually purchased from African artists

3:06 actually purchased from African artists I know that about these rooms and you

3:07 I know that about these rooms and you

3:07 I know that about these rooms and you can see like the Exquisite amount of

3:09 can see like the Exquisite amount of

3:09 can see like the Exquisite amount of detail in the furniture that they had

3:11 detail in the furniture that they had

3:11 detail in the furniture that they had built or purchased for Animal Kingdom

3:13 built or purchased for Animal Kingdom

3:13 built or purchased for Animal Kingdom Lodge like all the little African

3:15 Lodge like all the little African

3:15 Lodge like all the little African details and theming here the theming is

3:18 details and theming here the theming is

3:18 details and theming here the theming is probably the most extensive of like any

3:20 probably the most extensive of like any

3:20 probably the most extensive of like any hotel I've ever been to like the the

3:22 hotel I've ever been to like the the

3:22 hotel I've ever been to like the the doors that are carved to look like the

3:24 doors that are carved to look like the

3:24 doors that are carved to look like the stick and read doors in Africa and stuff

3:26 stick and read doors in Africa and stuff

3:26 stick and read doors in Africa and stuff like that look at this table here all

3:28 like that look at this table here all

3:28 like that look at this table here all the surfaces are slightly uneven all

3:30 the surfaces are slightly uneven all

3:30 the surfaces are slightly uneven all these tables like this very rich like

3:32 these tables like this very rich like

3:32 these tables like this very rich like this is so soft I can't even explain to

3:34 this is so soft I can't even explain to

3:34 this is so soft I can't even explain to you like it's very richly detailed look

3:36 you like it's very richly detailed look

3:36 you like it's very richly detailed look at all this stuff is actually from

3:38 at all this stuff is actually from

3:38 at all this stuff is actually from Africa this wolen cloth here these bowls

3:41 Africa this wolen cloth here these bowls

3:41 Africa this wolen cloth here these bowls all this stuff well I mean I'm not 100%

3:42 all this stuff well I mean I'm not 100%

3:42 all this stuff well I mean I'm not 100% sure this Bowl's from Africa this bowl

3:45 sure this Bowl's from Africa this bowl

3:45 sure this Bowl's from Africa this bowl could be from heto andl Mexico or

3:47 could be from heto andl Mexico or

3:47 could be from heto andl Mexico or something I don't know but

3:49 something I don't know but

3:49 something I don't know but this it's it looks convincing and over

3:52 this it's it looks convincing and over

3:52 this it's it looks convincing and over here these crazy these things I'm I'm

3:55 here these crazy these things I'm I'm

3:55 here these crazy these things I'm I'm giving you the little tour quickly for a

3:56 giving you the little tour quickly for a

3:56 giving you the little tour quickly for a reason and over here you know there's

3:59 reason and over here you know there's

3:59 reason and over here you know there's this which doesn't pull out which is

4:00 this which doesn't pull out which is

4:00 this which doesn't pull out which is really strange it's just a

4:03 really strange it's just a

4:03 really strange it's just a block okay that's weird hold on a second

4:06 block okay that's weird hold on a second

4:06 block okay that's weird hold on a second pause this is weird this looked like it

4:08 pause this is weird this looked like it

4:08 pause this is weird this looked like it was going to be drawers here it's just a

4:11 was going to be drawers here it's just a

4:11 was going to be drawers here it's just a block like and it's not Hollow

4:14 block like and it's not Hollow

4:14 block like and it's not Hollow underneath

4:21 something something's in

4:21 something something's in here Johnny Taps a

4:24 here Johnny Taps a

4:24 here Johnny Taps a thong we'll check later look at this

4:27 thong we'll check later look at this

4:27 thong we'll check later look at this these lamps and this beautiful like

4:30 these lamps and this beautiful like

4:30 these lamps and this beautiful like is it painted yes painted on here this

4:32 is it painted yes painted on here this

4:32 is it painted yes painted on here this like painted Afric actual authentic

4:35 like painted Afric actual authentic

4:35 like painted Afric actual authentic African art here and then of course the

4:37 African art here and then of course the

4:37 African art here and then of course the lizard mirror look at this very ornately

4:42 lizard mirror look at this very ornately

4:42 lizard mirror look at this very ornately carved actual wooden desk here look at

4:45 carved actual wooden desk here look at

4:45 carved actual wooden desk here look at that I don't know if it's carved by

4:46 that I don't know if it's carved by

4:46 that I don't know if it's carved by computers or humans I have absolutely no

4:48 computers or humans I have absolutely no

4:48 computers or humans I have absolutely no idea whether that's handcarved or not

4:51 idea whether that's handcarved or not

4:51 idea whether that's handcarved or not but still it's carved and it looks

4:52 but still it's carved and it looks

4:52 but still it's carved and it looks really cool it's amazing it's wonderful

4:55 really cool it's amazing it's wonderful

4:55 really cool it's amazing it's wonderful look at the African lamp here I know

4:57 look at the African lamp here I know

4:57 look at the African lamp here I know this is kind of long winded but we're

4:59 this is kind of long winded but we're

4:59 this is kind of long winded but we're looking here a little bit like

5:01 looking here a little bit like

5:01 looking here a little bit like Lifestyles with the Rich and Famous look

5:03 Lifestyles with the Rich and Famous look

5:03 Lifestyles with the Rich and Famous look at this Johnny Depp can use this why is

5:06 at this Johnny Depp can use this why is

5:06 at this Johnny Depp can use this why is it always Johnny why is that my go-to

5:08 it always Johnny why is that my go-to

5:08 it always Johnny why is that my go-to guy I promise you that okay anyway look

5:10 guy I promise you that okay anyway look

5:10 guy I promise you that okay anyway look at this a wicker thing for

5:18 your and I almost needed this tissue

5:18 your and I almost needed this tissue because I'm telling you the worst of the

5:21 because I'm telling you the worst of the

5:21 because I'm telling you the worst of the things happened the worst of the things

5:23 things happened the worst of the things

5:23 things happened the worst of the things happen okay coffee table here a table

5:27 happen okay coffee table here a table

5:27 happen okay coffee table here a table here like I showed you with the chair

5:29 here like I showed you with the chair

5:29 here like I showed you with the chair you got a fridge here and a microwave

5:31 you got a fridge here and a microwave

5:31 you got a fridge here and a microwave and a curig thing and there's some a mug

5:35 and a curig thing and there's some a mug

5:35 and a curig thing and there's some a mug you can use all right now to explain to

5:38 you can use all right now to explain to

5:38 you can use all right now to explain to you the stupid thing I did you need to

5:42 you the stupid thing I did you need to

5:42 you the stupid thing I did you need to understand something but before actually

5:44 understand something but before actually

5:44 understand something but before actually I get to that I got to show you this

5:47 I get to that I got to show you this

5:47 I get to that I got to show you this right here oh and there's also like its

5:49 right here oh and there's also like its

5:49 right here oh and there's also like its own another bathroom right here in the

5:51 own another bathroom right here in the

5:51 own another bathroom right here in the entryway kind of like every Suite it has

5:53 entryway kind of like every Suite it has

5:53 entryway kind of like every Suite it has like a bathroom for like the outside

5:54 like a bathroom for like the outside

5:54 like a bathroom for like the outside here folks and then a big separate

5:56 here folks and then a big separate

5:56 here folks and then a big separate bedroom with its own bathroom unto the

5:59 bedroom with its own bathroom unto the

5:59 bedroom with its own bathroom unto the unto to the master unto the master the

6:02 unto to the master unto the master the

6:02 unto to the master unto the master the lord of the room gets their own huge

6:05 lord of the room gets their own huge

6:05 lord of the room gets their own huge bathroom and then whoever sleeps on the

6:07 bathroom and then whoever sleeps on the

6:07 bathroom and then whoever sleeps on the couch or visits gets the public restroom

6:10 couch or visits gets the public restroom

6:10 couch or visits gets the public restroom like a like um you know the butler or

6:13 like a like um you know the butler or

6:13 like a like um you know the butler or the uh or the friend or the or the

6:16 the uh or the friend or the or the

6:16 the uh or the friend or the or the mannequin that you bring with you

6:18 mannequin that you bring with you

6:18 mannequin that you bring with you everywhere what whatever somebody gets

6:19 everywhere what whatever somebody gets

6:19 everywhere what whatever somebody gets this bathroom well like all those other

6:22 this bathroom well like all those other

6:22 this bathroom well like all those other sweets there's an adjoining room that

6:24 sweets there's an adjoining room that

6:24 sweets there's an adjoining room that you can also rent out for your entourage

6:28 you can also rent out for your entourage

6:28 you can also rent out for your entourage or your aunt or if you got extra kids or

6:30 or your aunt or if you got extra kids or

6:30 or your aunt or if you got extra kids or whatever it is and this room is a normal

6:34 whatever it is and this room is a normal

6:34 whatever it is and this room is a normal Animal Kingdom hotel room you can see

6:36 Animal Kingdom hotel room you can see

6:36 Animal Kingdom hotel room you can see here this is just like the one I stayed

6:39 here this is just like the one I stayed

6:39 here this is just like the one I stayed in with my son in November we got to

6:41 in with my son in November we got to

6:41 in with my son in November we got to stay in Animal Kingdom Lodge and the

6:43 stay in Animal Kingdom Lodge and the

6:43 stay in Animal Kingdom Lodge and the person whose sweet this is is actually

6:44 person whose sweet this is is actually

6:44 person whose sweet this is is actually the person who hooked me up with that

6:46 the person who hooked me up with that

6:46 the person who hooked me up with that and help me get that hotel room so I

6:48 and help me get that hotel room so I

6:48 and help me get that hotel room so I could have this really cool experience

6:49 could have this really cool experience

6:49 could have this really cool experience with my kid and we had a room pretty

6:51 with my kid and we had a room pretty

6:51 with my kid and we had a room pretty much like this it had a table just like

6:53 much like this it had a table just like

6:53 much like this it had a table just like this you can go watch that room tour we

6:55 this you can go watch that room tour we

6:55 this you can go watch that room tour we did a little room tour me and my son

6:57 did a little room tour me and my son

6:57 did a little room tour me and my son London we looked all over at the room

6:59 London we looked all over at the room

6:59 London we looked all over at the room and showed it off before so the same

7:01 and showed it off before so the same

7:01 and showed it off before so the same type of lamp the same type of lizard

7:03 type of lamp the same type of lizard

7:03 type of lamp the same type of lizard mirror over here these really cool power

7:05 mirror over here these really cool power

7:06 mirror over here these really cool power of the Cobra looking beds where like the

7:07 of the Cobra looking beds where like the

7:07 of the Cobra looking beds where like the bed tops look like snakes and they have

7:09 bed tops look like snakes and they have

7:09 bed tops look like snakes and they have those malaria Nets and you have really

7:12 those malaria Nets and you have really

7:12 those malaria Nets and you have really cool art on the walls blah blah blah so

7:13 cool art on the walls blah blah blah so

7:13 cool art on the walls blah blah blah so this room is actually a pretty much a

7:15 this room is actually a pretty much a

7:15 this room is actually a pretty much a standard Animal Kingdom room the only

7:17 standard Animal Kingdom room the only

7:17 standard Animal Kingdom room the only difference between this and the one my

7:18 difference between this and the one my

7:18 difference between this and the one my son was in is this would have been a

7:20 son was in is this would have been a

7:20 son was in is this would have been a bunk bed here and he was up on like well

7:22 bunk bed here and he was up on like well

7:22 bunk bed here and he was up on like well both bunks really and then I have the

7:24 both bunks really and then I have the

7:24 both bunks really and then I have the normal bed like that so this is your

7:26 normal bed like that so this is your

7:26 normal bed like that so this is your typical animal kingdom room and total

7:28 typical animal kingdom room and total

7:29 typical animal kingdom room and total side notes see you can tell I've been

7:30 side notes see you can tell I've been

7:30 side notes see you can tell I've been here you can tell I've been here look at

7:33 here you can tell I've been here look at

7:33 here you can tell I've been here look at that oh look at this

7:35 that oh look at this

7:35 that oh look at this art fantastic I think the giraffe is

7:39 art fantastic I think the giraffe is

7:39 art fantastic I think the giraffe is scratching the Panther's tail while he

7:44 scratching the Panther's tail while he

7:44 scratching the Panther's tail while he thinks about eating a pheasant thing who

7:47 thinks about eating a pheasant thing who

7:47 thinks about eating a pheasant thing who disguised himself with seaweed and the

7:49 disguised himself with seaweed and the

7:49 disguised himself with seaweed and the hippo's looking at him like

7:51 hippo's looking at him like

7:51 hippo's looking at him like bro that's not fooling anybody and then

7:54 bro that's not fooling anybody and then

7:54 bro that's not fooling anybody and then these birds are all like I don't want to

7:55 these birds are all like I don't want to

7:56 these birds are all like I don't want to get eaten by the spotted leopard guy and

7:58 get eaten by the spotted leopard guy and

7:58 get eaten by the spotted leopard guy and the giraffes like me either I'm not a

8:00 the giraffes like me either I'm not a

8:00 the giraffes like me either I'm not a bird I might be too big for him but I

8:02 bird I might be too big for him but I

8:02 bird I might be too big for him but I think if I just scratch his tail he'll

8:04 think if I just scratch his tail he'll

8:04 think if I just scratch his tail he'll just be he'll just be cool and this

8:06 just be he'll just be cool and this

8:06 just be he'll just be cool and this guy's thinking I'm actually a

8:08 guy's thinking I'm actually a

8:08 guy's thinking I'm actually a vegetarian and nobody knew because they

8:11 vegetarian and nobody knew because they

8:11 vegetarian and nobody knew because they never saw it

8:13 never saw it

8:13 never saw it coming okay total sidebar here you can

8:16 coming okay total sidebar here you can

8:16 coming okay total sidebar here you can see this is really cool I really like

8:17 see this is really cool I really like

8:17 see this is really cool I really like this this like it this I like it I like

8:21 this this like it this I like it I like

8:21 this this like it this I like it I like I like it I like it this when I was in

8:24 I like it I like it this when I was in

8:24 I like it I like it this when I was in the room before just this cool like

8:26 the room before just this cool like

8:26 the room before just this cool like really African wallpaper and all this

8:28 really African wallpaper and all this

8:28 really African wallpaper and all this stuff there's even actually

8:30 stuff there's even actually

8:30 stuff there's even actually Sao look lion right there Sao was a

8:33 Sao look lion right there Sao was a

8:33 Sao look lion right there Sao was a place where the Manny lions were and the

8:35 place where the Manny lions were and the

8:35 place where the Manny lions were and the ghost in the darkness and all that look

8:37 ghost in the darkness and all that look

8:37 ghost in the darkness and all that look it up TSA fo look up the Sao maneaters

8:40 it up TSA fo look up the Sao maneaters

8:40 it up TSA fo look up the Sao maneaters if you can that's very African themed of

8:42 if you can that's very African themed of

8:42 if you can that's very African themed of me to mention I always noticed this at

8:44 me to mention I always noticed this at

8:44 me to mention I always noticed this at the other hotel room when you turn the

8:46 the other hotel room when you turn the

8:46 the other hotel room when you turn the light on in the bathroom in the Animal

8:48 light on in the bathroom in the Animal

8:48 light on in the bathroom in the Animal Kingdom Lodge restrooms and look how

8:50 Kingdom Lodge restrooms and look how

8:50 Kingdom Lodge restrooms and look how cool that even the shower curtain is all

8:52 cool that even the shower curtain is all

8:52 cool that even the shower curtain is all cool and themed there's little Hidden

8:54 cool and themed there's little Hidden

8:54 cool and themed there's little Hidden Mickey on the shower curtain huh Hidden

8:57 Mickey on the shower curtain huh Hidden

8:57 Mickey on the shower curtain huh Hidden Mickey uh it's really dark in here like

9:00 Mickey uh it's really dark in here like

9:00 Mickey uh it's really dark in here like as soon as you close the door just step

9:03 as soon as you close the door just step

9:03 as soon as you close the door just step into the shower with me we can take a

9:05 into the shower with me we can take a

9:05 into the shower with me we can take a shower together it's not weird um it's

9:08 shower together it's not weird um it's

9:08 shower together it's not weird um it's like

9:12 really like dark and then you close the

9:12 really like dark and then you close the shower curtain right and there's still

9:14 shower curtain right and there's still

9:15 shower curtain right and there's still light in here in the shower with you boy

9:18 light in here in the shower with you boy

9:19 light in here in the shower with you boy that looks weird like that looks like a

9:20 that looks weird like that looks like a

9:20 that looks weird like that looks like a medieval torture device don't hit anyone

9:22 medieval torture device don't hit anyone

9:22 medieval torture device don't hit anyone with that thing bam you know how they

9:25 with that thing bam you know how they

9:25 with that thing bam you know how they get the holes in leather jackets to get

9:26 get the holes in leather jackets to get

9:26 get the holes in leather jackets to get like studs and stuff in them that's

9:28 like studs and stuff in them that's

9:28 like studs and stuff in them that's probably the one of these probably

9:30 probably the one of these probably

9:30 probably the one of these probably jeez but if you're out here in the in

9:33 jeez but if you're out here in the in

9:33 jeez but if you're out here in the in the sitting in the sitting room of the

9:36 the sitting in the sitting room of the

9:36 the sitting in the sitting room of the thing and you close it you kind of close

9:38 thing and you close it you kind of close

9:38 thing and you close it you kind of close off all the light so then you're just

9:40 off all the light so then you're just

9:40 off all the light so then you're just sitting here in the dark

9:42 sitting here in the dark

9:42 sitting here in the dark thinking I wish I had a magazine anyway

9:45 thinking I wish I had a magazine anyway

9:45 thinking I wish I had a magazine anyway that was just a little side note there

9:46 that was just a little side note there

9:46 that was just a little side note there okay I'm totally distracted now for the

9:48 okay I'm totally distracted now for the

9:48 okay I'm totally distracted now for the real story for the big ticket item I did

9:51 real story for the big ticket item I did

9:52 real story for the big ticket item I did the dumbest

9:53 the dumbest

9:53 the dumbest thing that has ever been done now to

9:57 thing that has ever been done now to

9:57 thing that has ever been done now to explain something to you and I'll give

9:58 explain something to you and I'll give

9:58 explain something to you and I'll give you a little view around while I explain

9:59 you a little view around while I explain

9:59 you a little view around while I explain this to you the way this works the

10:02 this to you the way this works the

10:02 this to you the way this works the reason that we keep getting the sweet

10:05 reason that we keep getting the sweet

10:05 reason that we keep getting the sweet hookup the sweet sweet hookup to prowl

10:09 hookup the sweet sweet hookup to prowl

10:09 hookup the sweet sweet hookup to prowl around basically and poke our nose in

10:11 around basically and poke our nose in

10:11 around basically and poke our nose in other people's business and show off how

10:13 other people's business and show off how

10:13 other people's business and show off how the other half lives and get to hang out

10:16 the other half lives and get to hang out

10:16 the other half lives and get to hang out in them and do cool Vlogs is because I

10:20 in them and do cool Vlogs is because I

10:20 in them and do cool Vlogs is because I happen to know a person who is fairly

10:23 happen to know a person who is fairly

10:23 happen to know a person who is fairly wealthy and gets to go to all these

10:24 wealthy and gets to go to all these

10:24 wealthy and gets to go to all these Disney and a big Disney fan that's how

10:26 Disney and a big Disney fan that's how

10:26 Disney and a big Disney fan that's how they found my videos and all that stuff

10:27 they found my videos and all that stuff

10:27 they found my videos and all that stuff they love the sum sometimes Vlog they

10:29 they love the sum sometimes Vlog they

10:29 they love the sum sometimes Vlog they love random land and they like all of

10:31 love random land and they like all of

10:31 love random land and they like all of you guys they read the comments all this

10:32 you guys they read the comments all this

10:32 you guys they read the comments all this different stuff and you know they're

10:34 different stuff and you know they're

10:34 different stuff and you know they're like oh it' be cool it would be funny to

10:35 like oh it' be cool it would be funny to

10:35 like oh it' be cool it would be funny to put J in these situations and let

10:37 put J in these situations and let

10:37 put J in these situations and let everybody on the sometimes Vlog like go

10:39 everybody on the sometimes Vlog like go

10:39 everybody on the sometimes Vlog like go around and check this stuff I mean that

10:41 around and check this stuff I mean that

10:41 around and check this stuff I mean that person watched Periscope and all this

10:42 person watched Periscope and all this

10:42 person watched Periscope and all this different stuff so they're there they

10:43 different stuff so they're there they

10:43 different stuff so they're there they know you as well some of you and they're

10:46 know you as well some of you and they're

10:46 know you as well some of you and they're like yeah it' be cool to have a vlog in

10:48 like yeah it' be cool to have a vlog in

10:48 like yeah it' be cool to have a vlog in that area or whatever but this

10:50 that area or whatever but this

10:50 that area or whatever but this particular uh well actually group of

10:52 particular uh well actually group of

10:52 particular uh well actually group of people really gets to go around and it's

10:55 people really gets to go around and it's

10:55 people really gets to go around and it's a whole bunch of people so they have you

10:56 a whole bunch of people so they have you

10:56 a whole bunch of people so they have you know people that'll be in these rooms or

10:58 know people that'll be in these rooms or

10:58 know people that'll be in these rooms or these rooms and when they travel they

11:00 these rooms and when they travel they

11:00 these rooms and when they travel they have enough money to go hey we're going

11:02 have enough money to go hey we're going

11:02 have enough money to go hey we're going to go to Animal Kingdom for a few days

11:04 to go to Animal Kingdom for a few days

11:04 to go to Animal Kingdom for a few days we'll get Animal Kingdom Lodge we'll get

11:06 we'll get Animal Kingdom Lodge we'll get

11:06 we'll get Animal Kingdom Lodge we'll get a suite we can all hang out in it we can

11:07 a suite we can all hang out in it we can

11:07 a suite we can all hang out in it we can all do our stuff in here we can attend

11:09 all do our stuff in here we can attend

11:09 all do our stuff in here we can attend to work in business because some people

11:11 to work in business because some people

11:11 to work in business because some people aren't changed to an office to work they

11:13 aren't changed to an office to work they

11:13 aren't changed to an office to work they can work wherever they are or do

11:14 can work wherever they are or do

11:14 can work wherever they are or do whatever has handle 1 million units of

11:17 whatever has handle 1 million units of

11:17 whatever has handle 1 million units of light bulbs or whatever it is so they

11:19 light bulbs or whatever it is so they

11:19 light bulbs or whatever it is so they get to go around and do this stuff while

11:20 get to go around and do this stuff while

11:20 get to go around and do this stuff while they're at Disney World or Disneyland or

11:22 they're at Disney World or Disneyland or

11:22 they're at Disney World or Disneyland or whatever it is and because they'll go

11:25 whatever it is and because they'll go

11:25 whatever it is and because they'll go from resort to Resort sometimes it's

11:26 from resort to Resort sometimes it's

11:26 from resort to Resort sometimes it's like we're going to go to Animal Kingdom

11:28 like we're going to go to Animal Kingdom

11:28 like we're going to go to Animal Kingdom Lodge I think for 3 or four days days

11:29 Lodge I think for 3 or four days days

11:29 Lodge I think for 3 or four days days we'll get three or four days at the

11:30 we'll get three or four days at the

11:30 we'll get three or four days at the suite we can hang out and we can do all

11:32 suite we can hang out and we can do all

11:32 suite we can hang out and we can do all of our stuff right and then if it's like

11:34 of our stuff right and then if it's like

11:34 of our stuff right and then if it's like you know what we're only there for a

11:35 you know what we're only there for a

11:35 you know what we're only there for a couple days two or three days as long as

11:38 couple days two or three days as long as

11:38 couple days two or three days as long as I'm in the neighborhood they're like hey

11:40 I'm in the neighborhood they're like hey

11:40 I'm in the neighborhood they're like hey there's this extra night on The Suite No

11:42 there's this extra night on The Suite No

11:42 there's this extra night on The Suite No One stays no one sleeps here anyways no

11:45 One stays no one sleeps here anyways no

11:45 One stays no one sleeps here anyways no one's going to be in it we're not going

11:47 one's going to be in it we're not going

11:47 one's going to be in it we're not going to use it we're going to go over to

11:48 to use it we're going to go over to

11:48 to use it we're going to go over to Epcot or whatever it is and it's like do

11:51 Epcot or whatever it is and it's like do

11:51 Epcot or whatever it is and it's like do you want to go over there and do it

11:52 you want to go over there and do it

11:52 you want to go over there and do it sometimes I say no sometimes I'm like oh

11:53 sometimes I say no sometimes I'm like oh

11:53 sometimes I say no sometimes I'm like oh you know I got other stuff to do was in

11:55 you know I got other stuff to do was in

11:55 you know I got other stuff to do was in the Grand California in that Suite or

11:56 the Grand California in that Suite or

11:56 the Grand California in that Suite or whatever it is and I don't do it but

11:59 whatever it is and I don't do it but

11:59 whatever it is and I don't do it but sometimes and like even like last night

12:01 sometimes and like even like last night

12:01 sometimes and like even like last night I was really really just ill gluten sick

12:05 I was really really just ill gluten sick

12:05 I was really really just ill gluten sick th even to the point of throwing up

12:07 th even to the point of throwing up

12:07 th even to the point of throwing up which is very rare for me even just I

12:09 which is very rare for me even just I

12:09 which is very rare for me even just I was really ill last but I don't want to

12:11 was really ill last but I don't want to

12:11 was really ill last but I don't want to think about it I was really ill last

12:12 think about it I was really ill last

12:12 think about it I was really ill last night so I actually came in here and I

12:13 night so I actually came in here and I

12:13 night so I actually came in here and I was using I was tempted to use this

12:15 was using I was tempted to use this

12:16 was using I was tempted to use this emergency bone like call the vomit

12:18 emergency bone like call the vomit

12:18 emergency bone like call the vomit police I've broken the law anyway uh so

12:22 police I've broken the law anyway uh so

12:22 police I've broken the law anyway uh so they'll give me the extra time like okay

12:24 they'll give me the extra time like okay

12:24 they'll give me the extra time like okay we check out at 11: you know you got an

12:25 we check out at 11: you know you got an

12:25 we check out at 11: you know you got an hour or two in here or hey check outs at

12:28 hour or two in here or hey check outs at

12:28 hour or two in here or hey check outs at 11: tomorrow morning morning you got it

12:29 11: tomorrow morning morning you got it

12:29 11: tomorrow morning morning you got it overnight you can hang out and if it's

12:31 overnight you can hang out and if it's

12:31 overnight you can hang out and if it's overnight then I always sleep in the

12:32 overnight then I always sleep in the

12:32 overnight then I always sleep in the Johnny Depp bed at Cal Grand California

12:34 Johnny Depp bed at Cal Grand California

12:34 Johnny Depp bed at Cal Grand California or whatever it is so it's pretty cool

12:36 or whatever it is so it's pretty cool

12:36 or whatever it is so it's pretty cool because we get to do the Vlogs and all

12:37 because we get to do the Vlogs and all

12:37 because we get to do the Vlogs and all that stuff last time I was thinking I

12:39 that stuff last time I was thinking I

12:39 that stuff last time I was thinking I won't even do Vlog this cuz I already

12:40 won't even do Vlog this cuz I already

12:40 won't even do Vlog this cuz I already did the room tour in the other room but

12:42 did the room tour in the other room but

12:42 did the room tour in the other room but then I did the

12:44 then I did the

12:44 then I did the stupidest thing ever so the reason why I

12:47 stupidest thing ever so the reason why I

12:47 stupidest thing ever so the reason why I explained that because honestly I got

12:49 explained that because honestly I got

12:49 explained that because honestly I got the Express checkout bill for one of

12:50 the Express checkout bill for one of

12:50 the Express checkout bill for one of these once by accident and these sweets

12:53 these once by accident and these sweets

12:53 these once by accident and these sweets literally cost like what I make it a

12:54 literally cost like what I make it a

12:54 literally cost like what I make it a month is what it cost for these sweets

12:56 month is what it cost for these sweets

12:56 month is what it cost for these sweets for one night so so Lord knows don't

12:59 for one night so so Lord knows don't

12:59 for one night so so Lord knows don't belong in it right that's important to

13:01 belong in it right that's important to

13:01 belong in it right that's important to remember too I don't belong

13:03 remember too I don't belong

13:03 remember too I don't belong here at all the room I'm sing at a beach

13:06 here at all the room I'm sing at a beach

13:06 here at all the room I'm sing at a beach club over there I can't even afford that

13:08 club over there I can't even afford that

13:08 club over there I can't even afford that room so let's put this in perspective so

13:11 room so let's put this in perspective so

13:11 room so let's put this in perspective so I always feel like I'm going to get in

13:13 I always feel like I'm going to get in

13:13 I always feel like I'm going to get in trouble when I'm in places like this

13:14 trouble when I'm in places like this

13:14 trouble when I'm in places like this like even though I'm in places like this

13:15 like even though I'm in places like this

13:15 like even though I'm in places like this a lot now or not like this a lot now but

13:18 a lot now or not like this a lot now but

13:18 a lot now or not like this a lot now but like beach club and stuff and Disney

13:19 like beach club and stuff and Disney

13:19 like beach club and stuff and Disney World and stuff I'm still not used to it

13:21 World and stuff I'm still not used to it

13:21 World and stuff I'm still not used to it I'm still constantly feeling like I'm

13:22 I'm still constantly feeling like I'm

13:22 I'm still constantly feeling like I'm going to get in trouble or something

13:23 going to get in trouble or something

13:23 going to get in trouble or something like yesterday a security guard the

13:25 like yesterday a security guard the

13:25 like yesterday a security guard the other day Magic Kingdom recognized me

13:27 other day Magic Kingdom recognized me

13:27 other day Magic Kingdom recognized me from the videos and was like Justin and

13:29 from the videos and was like Justin and

13:29 from the videos and was like Justin and I was like oh no I'm in trouble I wasn't

13:31 I was like oh no I'm in trouble I wasn't

13:31 I was like oh no I'm in trouble I wasn't in trouble he just wanted to talk to me

13:32 in trouble he just wanted to talk to me

13:32 in trouble he just wanted to talk to me I be like oh cool I like your video same

13:34 I be like oh cool I like your video same

13:34 I be like oh cool I like your video same thing at Space Mountain yesterday

13:34 thing at Space Mountain yesterday

13:35 thing at Space Mountain yesterday there's a cast M really cool cast member

13:36 there's a cast M really cool cast member

13:36 there's a cast M really cool cast member who was like hey man you you guys want

13:39 who was like hey man you you guys want

13:39 who was like hey man you you guys want to ride again like what did I do what

13:40 to ride again like what did I do what

13:40 to ride again like what did I do what did I do wrong anyway so here we are and

13:45 did I do wrong anyway so here we are and

13:45 did I do wrong anyway so here we are and the Animal Kingdom Lodge and let's

13:46 the Animal Kingdom Lodge and let's

13:46 the Animal Kingdom Lodge and let's remember it's not my name on The Suite

13:49 remember it's not my name on The Suite

13:49 remember it's not my name on The Suite in the list of I think 10 names of

13:51 in the list of I think 10 names of

13:51 in the list of I think 10 names of people who were all hanging out in the

13:52 people who were all hanging out in the

13:52 people who were all hanging out in the suite and they all had the rooms on

13:54 suite and they all had the rooms on

13:54 suite and they all had the rooms on their magic band I was not among them

13:57 their magic band I was not among them

13:57 their magic band I was not among them even so you need a Magic Band for your

14:01 even so you need a Magic Band for your

14:01 even so you need a Magic Band for your key your room key is connected to this

14:03 key your room key is connected to this

14:03 key your room key is connected to this this is my magic band to get in here I

14:06 this is my magic band to get in here I

14:06 this is my magic band to get in here I was loaned somebody else's Magic Band

14:09 was loaned somebody else's Magic Band

14:09 was loaned somebody else's Magic Band which is in my pocket okay of this

14:12 which is in my pocket okay of this

14:12 which is in my pocket okay of this jacket which was hanging in that room

14:14 jacket which was hanging in that room

14:14 jacket which was hanging in that room where my backpack is with all of my

14:17 where my backpack is with all of my

14:17 where my backpack is with all of my stuff in it my cell phone was plugged

14:19 stuff in it my cell phone was plugged

14:19 stuff in it my cell phone was plugged into my laptop which is now in the

14:21 into my laptop which is now in the

14:21 into my laptop which is now in the backpack to charge and I was up like ah

14:24 backpack to charge and I was up like ah

14:24 backpack to charge and I was up like ah okay up in the morning I'm not going to

14:26 okay up in the morning I'm not going to

14:26 okay up in the morning I'm not going to throw up I feel a lot better and I can't

14:29 throw up I feel a lot better and I can't

14:29 throw up I feel a lot better and I can't came out onto the balcony which I

14:30 came out onto the balcony which I

14:30 came out onto the balcony which I haven't showed you yet for a good reason

14:32 haven't showed you yet for a good reason

14:32 haven't showed you yet for a good reason came out on the balcony here this big

14:34 came out on the balcony here this big

14:34 came out on the balcony here this big wide balcony that connects to the suite

14:36 wide balcony that connects to the suite

14:36 wide balcony that connects to the suite over here and looks out on the savanas

14:39 over here and looks out on the savanas

14:39 over here and looks out on the savanas they're called the savanas out here

14:41 they're called the savanas out here

14:41 they're called the savanas out here where all of the animals are so if you

14:44 where all of the animals are so if you

14:44 where all of the animals are so if you didn't see my Vlogs before they have

14:46 didn't see my Vlogs before they have

14:46 didn't see my Vlogs before they have giraffes out here they have wilderbeast

14:48 giraffes out here they have wilderbeast

14:48 giraffes out here they have wilderbeast they have African cranes you hear that

14:51 they have African cranes you hear that

14:51 they have African cranes you hear that that is the train in Animal Kingdom the

14:53 that is the train in Animal Kingdom the

14:53 that is the train in Animal Kingdom the Rafiki jungle trains animal kingdoms

14:55 Rafiki jungle trains animal kingdoms

14:55 Rafiki jungle trains animal kingdoms just over there but they have giraffes

14:57 just over there but they have giraffes

14:57 just over there but they have giraffes and all kinds of creatures in here last

14:59 and all kinds of creatures in here last

14:59 and all kinds of creatures in here last night there was a giraffe laying right

15:01 night there was a giraffe laying right

15:01 night there was a giraffe laying right over here by this water tank or whatever

15:03 over here by this water tank or whatever

15:03 over here by this water tank or whatever that is I think it's a water thing for

15:05 that is I think it's a water thing for

15:05 that is I think it's a water thing for the animals to drink out of and there

15:07 the animals to drink out of and there

15:07 the animals to drink out of and there was a giraffe Ling here well the other

15:08 was a giraffe Ling here well the other

15:08 was a giraffe Ling here well the other thing you can hear is the wind out here

15:10 thing you can hear is the wind out here

15:10 thing you can hear is the wind out here it's freaking freezing when I woke up

15:12 it's freaking freezing when I woke up

15:12 it's freaking freezing when I woke up this morning the weather thing said

15:14 this morning the weather thing said

15:14 this morning the weather thing said feels like 38 like it's Florida that's

15:17 feels like 38 like it's Florida that's

15:17 feels like 38 like it's Florida that's impossible well that rainstorm that came

15:18 impossible well that rainstorm that came

15:18 impossible well that rainstorm that came through last night did something weird

15:19 through last night did something weird

15:19 through last night did something weird to the weather because as my friend

15:21 to the weather because as my friend

15:21 to the weather because as my friend Keith said this morning when he texted

15:23 Keith said this morning when he texted

15:23 Keith said this morning when he texted me the sun is a lie it's freezing

15:25 me the sun is a lie it's freezing

15:25 me the sun is a lie it's freezing outside it feels really really cold I

15:29 outside it feels really really cold I

15:29 outside it feels really really cold I know this is such a weird long-winded

15:30 know this is such a weird long-winded

15:30 know this is such a weird long-winded story but just hear me out on this I

15:32 story but just hear me out on this I

15:32 story but just hear me out on this I woke up this morning and thought okay

15:34 woke up this morning and thought okay

15:34 woke up this morning and thought okay it's freaking freezing I know I'm going

15:35 it's freaking freezing I know I'm going

15:35 it's freaking freezing I know I'm going to have to go uh back to Epcot and I'm

15:37 to have to go uh back to Epcot and I'm

15:37 to have to go uh back to Epcot and I'm going to be filming outside all day I

15:40 going to be filming outside all day I

15:40 going to be filming outside all day I was like I just need to get used to it

15:41 was like I just need to get used to it

15:41 was like I just need to get used to it I'm not going to throw on my jacket yet

15:42 I'm not going to throw on my jacket yet

15:42 I'm not going to throw on my jacket yet I'm not going to get ready to go I just

15:44 I'm not going to get ready to go I just

15:44 I'm not going to get ready to go I just thinking about doing a vlog I don't know

15:46 thinking about doing a vlog I don't know

15:46 thinking about doing a vlog I don't know maybe I was trying Keith is going home

15:47 maybe I was trying Keith is going home

15:47 maybe I was trying Keith is going home today so I was like hey do you want to

15:49 today so I was like hey do you want to

15:49 today so I was like hey do you want to come over here and do a vlog with me

15:50 come over here and do a vlog with me

15:50 come over here and do a vlog with me check out the suite you know what I mean

15:52 check out the suite you know what I mean

15:52 check out the suite you know what I mean and he was like no man I got to head

15:54 and he was like no man I got to head

15:54 and he was like no man I got to head back okay whatever so I'm out here and

15:57 back okay whatever so I'm out here and

15:57 back okay whatever so I'm out here and I'm looking and like as you can see

16:00 I'm looking and like as you can see

16:00 I'm looking and like as you can see there's nobody last night there was a

16:02 there's nobody last night there was a

16:02 there's nobody last night there was a beautiful giraffe sitting there and I

16:04 beautiful giraffe sitting there and I

16:04 beautiful giraffe sitting there and I looked at him for a little bit and

16:05 looked at him for a little bit and

16:05 looked at him for a little bit and thought it's all rainy I'll check him

16:06 thought it's all rainy I'll check him

16:06 thought it's all rainy I'll check him out in the morning and I thought I'll

16:08 out in the morning and I thought I'll

16:08 out in the morning and I thought I'll start the Vlog out here where there's

16:11 start the Vlog out here where there's

16:11 start the Vlog out here where there's animals well there's no animals but then

16:13 animals well there's no animals but then

16:13 animals well there's no animals but then I realized the other room over here has

16:17 I realized the other room over here has

16:17 I realized the other room over here has a balcony that faces the other direction

16:19 a balcony that faces the other direction

16:19 a balcony that faces the other direction so okay the giraffes will be out here so

16:22 so okay the giraffes will be out here so

16:22 so okay the giraffes will be out here so I walked through these doors here these

16:25 I walked through these doors here these

16:25 I walked through these doors here these adjoining room doors because these close

16:27 adjoining room doors because these close

16:27 adjoining room doors because these close you know to protect you from whatever

16:29 you know to protect you from whatever

16:29 you know to protect you from whatever and I came out here and all my stuff was

16:32 and I came out here and all my stuff was

16:32 and I came out here and all my stuff was in there I came out here I opened this

16:37 in there I came out here I opened this

16:37 in there I came out here I opened this door

16:38 door

16:38 door yeah I opened this door I walked down

16:41 yeah I opened this door I walked down

16:41 yeah I opened this door I walked down here and I stretched and there's sun

16:43 here and I stretched and there's sun

16:43 here and I stretched and there's sun over here and there's no wind see that

16:46 over here and there's no wind see that

16:46 over here and there's no wind see that the wind's all blowing from the other

16:48 the wind's all blowing from the other

16:48 the wind's all blowing from the other direction it's all blowing through that

16:50 direction it's all blowing through that

16:50 direction it's all blowing through that other door in that other room but over

16:52 other door in that other room but over

16:52 other door in that other room but over here on this

16:53 here on this

16:53 here on this side

16:55 side

16:55 side beautiful peaceful and there are

16:57 beautiful peaceful and there are

16:57 beautiful peaceful and there are giraffes out here but they're way back

17:01 giraffes out here but they're way back

17:01 giraffes out here but they're way back way back in that far Corner beyond the

17:03 way back in that far Corner beyond the

17:03 way back in that far Corner beyond the trees I could see their legs moving

17:04 trees I could see their legs moving

17:04 trees I could see their legs moving around earlier and I was like okay all I

17:07 around earlier and I was like okay all I

17:07 around earlier and I was like okay all I have to do is be patient and wait and a

17:09 have to do is be patient and wait and a

17:10 have to do is be patient and wait and a giraffe will Surly come over towards

17:13 giraffe will Surly come over towards

17:13 giraffe will Surly come over towards this balcony so I'm just sitting out

17:15 this balcony so I'm just sitting out

17:15 this balcony so I'm just sitting out here and there was some Antelope or

17:17 here and there was some Antelope or

17:17 here and there was some Antelope or whatever they were look

17:19 whatever they were look

17:19 whatever they were look like what was I going to say Antelope or

17:21 like what was I going to say Antelope or

17:21 like what was I going to say Antelope or whatever they were hanging out down here

17:22 whatever they were hanging out down here

17:23 whatever they were hanging out down here chilling they were talking about playing

17:24 chilling they were talking about playing

17:24 chilling they were talking about playing crabs later in Vegas if they ever got

17:27 crabs later in Vegas if they ever got

17:27 crabs later in Vegas if they ever got the chance and then one of them was like

17:29 the chance and then one of them was like

17:29 the chance and then one of them was like are you kidding me we're Antelope we're

17:30 are you kidding me we're Antelope we're

17:30 are you kidding me we're Antelope we're not going anywhere and I was sitting

17:32 not going anywhere and I was sitting

17:32 not going anywhere and I was sitting here just like admiring jbo house and

17:34 here just like admiring jbo house and

17:34 here just like admiring jbo house and thinking about how am I going to start

17:36 thinking about how am I going to start

17:36 thinking about how am I going to start this Vlog or how I going explain like

17:37 this Vlog or how I going explain like

17:37 this Vlog or how I going explain like this other Suite again like like is this

17:39 this other Suite again like like is this

17:39 this other Suite again like like is this too boring and just contemplating all

17:41 too boring and just contemplating all

17:41 too boring and just contemplating all this stuff and as I'm standing out here

17:44 this stuff and as I'm standing out here

17:44 this stuff and as I'm standing out here gazing onto the Wilderness I hear

17:49 gazing onto the Wilderness I hear

17:49 gazing onto the Wilderness I hear Kaboom I hear

17:52 Kaboom I hear

17:52 Kaboom I hear Kabam

17:54 Kabam

17:54 Kabam bang and I literally felt my whole see

17:57 bang and I literally felt my whole see

17:57 bang and I literally felt my whole see now I can feel wind from behind me me

17:59 now I can feel wind from behind me me

17:59 now I can feel wind from behind me me and that's the reason I heard the bang I

18:01 and that's the reason I heard the bang I

18:01 and that's the reason I heard the bang I felt my whole body go numb because I was

18:06 felt my whole body go numb because I was

18:06 felt my whole body go numb because I was like what's that and then I realized

18:09 like what's that and then I realized

18:09 like what's that and then I realized that bang could only be one thing that

18:14 that bang could only be one thing that

18:14 that bang could only be one thing that bang was this bang

18:24 here only the dead bolt there was not

18:24 here only the dead bolt there was not closed so that bang sounded a lot more

18:28 closed so that bang sounded a lot more

18:28 closed so that bang sounded a lot more see how the doors wanting to close

18:30 see how the doors wanting to close

18:30 see how the doors wanting to close itself like

18:33 itself like

18:33 itself like this and when I heard that latching

18:35 this and when I heard that latching

18:35 this and when I heard that latching sound when I heard that latching sound

18:39 sound when I heard that latching sound

18:39 sound when I heard that latching sound there I knew that I was in deep deep

18:43 there I knew that I was in deep deep

18:43 there I knew that I was in deep deep trouble cuz I was like oh my gosh okay

18:47 trouble cuz I was like oh my gosh okay

18:47 trouble cuz I was like oh my gosh okay and I had my magic band on my wrist

18:48 and I had my magic band on my wrist

18:48 and I had my magic band on my wrist still here so I was like okay that's all

18:50 still here so I was like okay that's all

18:50 still here so I was like okay that's all I have my magic band I didn't even have

18:51 I have my magic band I didn't even have

18:51 I have my magic band I didn't even have my phone see the wind blowing through

18:53 my phone see the wind blowing through

18:53 my phone see the wind blowing through the window there it had shut this door

18:56 the window there it had shut this door

18:56 the window there it had shut this door and I'm in this be room thinking okay

18:58 and I'm in this be room thinking okay

18:58 and I'm in this be room thinking okay it's

18:59 it's

18:59 it's so I come over here and I open up this

19:02 so I come over here and I open up this

19:02 so I come over here and I open up this thing right here and I step out into the

19:05 thing right here and I step out into the

19:05 thing right here and I step out into the hallway make sure you know let's not

19:08 hallway make sure you know let's not

19:08 hallway make sure you know let's not repeating your mistakes there I step out

19:10 repeating your mistakes there I step out

19:10 repeating your mistakes there I step out the hallway I come around here and I

19:13 the hallway I come around here and I

19:14 the hallway I come around here and I realize I have my magic band I have my

19:17 realize I have my magic band I have my

19:17 realize I have my magic band I have my magic band so I come in here and I

19:19 magic band so I come in here and I

19:19 magic band so I come in here and I realize my magic band's in the other

19:21 realize my magic band's in the other

19:21 realize my magic band's in the other room the door is shut what do I do my

19:24 room the door is shut what do I do my

19:24 room the door is shut what do I do my magic band's in the other room so out

19:26 magic band's in the other room so out

19:26 magic band's in the other room so out into the hallway I go I what I what do I

19:29 into the hallway I go I what I what do I

19:29 into the hallway I go I what I what do I do what do I do I'll tell you what I do

19:31 do what do I do I'll tell you what I do

19:31 do what do I do I'll tell you what I do I grab the first person because all the

19:35 I grab the first person because all the

19:35 I grab the first person because all the what do you call

19:36 what do you call

19:36 what do you call them oh the housekeeping people are

19:39 them oh the housekeeping people are

19:39 them oh the housekeeping people are they're all outside right now because

19:40 they're all outside right now because

19:40 they're all outside right now because it's nearly checkout time and they're

19:42 it's nearly checkout time and they're

19:42 it's nearly checkout time and they're getting where everybody ready to go and

19:43 getting where everybody ready to go and

19:43 getting where everybody ready to go and they already asked me like oh you could

19:44 they already asked me like oh you could

19:44 they already asked me like oh you could checking out I'll be out of here at 11:

19:47 checking out I'll be out of here at 11:

19:47 checking out I'll be out of here at 11: because it's I don't know it's 10:30

19:48 because it's I don't know it's 10:30

19:48 because it's I don't know it's 10:30 right now it's pretty so this is a

19:49 right now it's pretty so this is a

19:49 right now it's pretty so this is a couple hours ago and I go okay can you

19:52 couple hours ago and I go okay can you

19:52 couple hours ago and I go okay can you help me get in that other room and I

19:53 help me get in that other room and I

19:53 help me get in that other room and I showed him how I'm in this room this

19:54 showed him how I'm in this room this

19:54 showed him how I'm in this room this room doesn't even have its own number

19:56 room doesn't even have its own number

19:56 room doesn't even have its own number because it's connected to that room so

19:57 because it's connected to that room so

19:57 because it's connected to that room so it's I think it's always use which makes

19:59 it's I think it's always use which makes

19:59 it's I think it's always use which makes this door really weird but anyway they

20:01 this door really weird but anyway they

20:01 this door really weird but anyway they come up and they go to the other door

20:04 come up and they go to the other door

20:04 come up and they go to the other door and they open it with their little magic

20:05 and they open it with their little magic

20:05 and they open it with their little magic band thing

20:08 band thing

20:08 band thing and that

20:16 happens you see folks over here in this

20:16 happens you see folks over here in this door which is now so so to set the scene

20:19 door which is now so so to set the scene

20:19 door which is now so so to set the scene for you this door's open we're fine this

20:22 for you this door's open we're fine this

20:22 for you this door's open we're fine this little room door little room this

20:24 little room door little room this

20:24 little room door little room this amazingly awesome room that I could

20:25 amazingly awesome room that I could

20:25 amazingly awesome room that I could never afford this door is open I've got

20:28 never afford this door is open I've got

20:28 never afford this door is open I've got it propped open there's no way it can

20:30 it propped open there's no way it can

20:30 it propped open there's no way it can lock however this door here is shut this

20:34 lock however this door here is shut this

20:34 lock however this door here is shut this thing isn't open it's latched and lock

20:37 thing isn't open it's latched and lock

20:37 thing isn't open it's latched and lock and all there is is a plate here there's

20:39 and all there is is a plate here there's

20:39 and all there is is a plate here there's nothing to unscrew there's no way to To

20:42 nothing to unscrew there's no way to To

20:42 nothing to unscrew there's no way to To Shimmy or shave in there and open it

20:44 Shimmy or shave in there and open it

20:44 Shimmy or shave in there and open it this door is shut five ever and we

20:47 this door is shut five ever and we

20:47 this door is shut five ever and we cannot open this door the main door

20:50 cannot open this door the main door

20:50 cannot open this door the main door because this stupid thing is closed

20:53 because this stupid thing is closed

20:53 because this stupid thing is closed which means that little security latch

20:54 which means that little security latch

20:54 which means that little security latch is latched and they can't open the door

20:56 is latched and they can't open the door

20:56 is latched and they can't open the door so the housekeeper is like I don't know

20:59 so the housekeeper is like I don't know

20:59 so the housekeeper is like I don't know what to do you got to call the front

21:01 what to do you got to call the front

21:01 what to do you got to call the front desk okay okay I'll call the front desk

21:03 desk okay okay I'll call the front desk

21:03 desk okay okay I'll call the front desk remember all of my stuff is in here my

21:05 remember all of my stuff is in here my

21:05 remember all of my stuff is in here my rental car key my wallet's in here my

21:08 rental car key my wallet's in here my

21:08 rental car key my wallet's in here my wallet's in here my ID is in here every

21:11 wallet's in here my ID is in here every

21:11 wallet's in here my ID is in here every single thing I own was on this bed here

21:14 single thing I own was on this bed here

21:14 single thing I own was on this bed here the phone all of it so now I can't tell

21:16 the phone all of it so now I can't tell

21:16 the phone all of it so now I can't tell Keith is Keith coming or not coming I

21:18 Keith is Keith coming or not coming I

21:18 Keith is Keith coming or not coming I can't call the person whose room this is

21:21 can't call the person whose room this is

21:21 can't call the person whose room this is and remember of the 10 people or five

21:23 and remember of the 10 people or five

21:23 and remember of the 10 people or five people whoever's all on the list of

21:25 people whoever's all on the list of

21:25 people whoever's all on the list of people on this room and I would show it

21:26 people on this room and I would show it

21:26 people on this room and I would show it to you but I don't have it in a physical

21:28 to you but I don't have it in a physical

21:28 to you but I don't have it in a physical list this is more of a metaphorical list

21:31 list this is more of a metaphorical list

21:31 list this is more of a metaphorical list my name is not on the room so I use this

21:35 my name is not on the room so I use this

21:35 my name is not on the room so I use this phone and I call

21:37 phone and I call

21:37 phone and I call down zero to the operator and they can

21:40 down zero to the operator and they can

21:40 down zero to the operator and they can see where you're calling from so that

21:42 see where you're calling from so that

21:42 see where you're calling from so that was good and she I explain the situation

21:45 was good and she I explain the situation

21:45 was good and she I explain the situation I go I got a weird situation for you

21:47 I go I got a weird situation for you

21:47 I go I got a weird situation for you this might be the weirdest thing you

21:48 this might be the weirdest thing you

21:48 this might be the weirdest thing you ever heard and then I thought no maybe

21:50 ever heard and then I thought no maybe

21:50 ever heard and then I thought no maybe not you work it I said out loud I'm

21:52 not you work it I said out loud I'm

21:52 not you work it I said out loud I'm saying all this out loud no maybe not I

21:54 saying all this out loud no maybe not I

21:54 saying all this out loud no maybe not I talk out loud a lot when I'm stressed

21:56 talk out loud a lot when I'm stressed

21:56 talk out loud a lot when I'm stressed like it's just it's word vomit it's like

21:58 like it's just it's word vomit it's like

21:58 like it's just it's word vomit it's like mean girl anyway so I tell the lady I'm

22:00 mean girl anyway so I tell the lady I'm

22:00 mean girl anyway so I tell the lady I'm like no maybe not you work at a hotel so

22:02 like no maybe not you work at a hotel so

22:02 like no maybe not you work at a hotel so you probably see a lot of weird stuff

22:03 you probably see a lot of weird stuff

22:03 you probably see a lot of weird stuff but it's a pretty weird situation for me

22:05 but it's a pretty weird situation for me

22:05 but it's a pretty weird situation for me she's like I was like I'm in this this

22:07 she's like I was like I'm in this this

22:07 she's like I was like I'm in this this Suite up here uh whatever room number it

22:09 Suite up here uh whatever room number it

22:09 Suite up here uh whatever room number it is and I'm in the attached room and the

22:12 is and I'm in the attached room and the

22:12 is and I'm in the attached room and the wind blew the connecting door

22:16 wind blew the connecting door

22:16 wind blew the connecting door shut like that I'm sure they love that

22:19 shut like that I'm sure they love that

22:19 shut like that I'm sure they love that outside but anyway blew the connecting

22:21 outside but anyway blew the connecting

22:21 outside but anyway blew the connecting door shut and I am now stuck in the

22:23 door shut and I am now stuck in the

22:23 door shut and I am now stuck in the little room and I can't get back into

22:25 little room and I can't get back into

22:25 little room and I can't get back into the big room and she's like why are you

22:27 the big room and she's like why are you

22:27 the big room and she's like why are you stuck sir just use your m magic band was

22:28 stuck sir just use your m magic band was

22:29 stuck sir just use your m magic band was like here's the thing my magic band is

22:31 like here's the thing my magic band is

22:31 like here's the thing my magic band is still in the big room I don't have it on

22:33 still in the big room I don't have it on

22:33 still in the big room I don't have it on me so I can't get in and she's like oh

22:35 me so I can't get in and she's like oh

22:35 me so I can't get in and she's like oh can you ask someone else in your party

22:36 can you ask someone else in your party

22:36 can you ask someone else in your party cuz she can see there's a large party

22:38 cuz she can see there's a large party

22:38 cuz she can see there's a large party staying in the room I was like no no

22:40 staying in the room I was like no no

22:40 staying in the room I was like no no everybody else is gone they're all in

22:41 everybody else is gone they're all in

22:41 everybody else is gone they're all in Epcot or wherever they are and uh she I

22:44 Epcot or wherever they are and uh she I

22:44 Epcot or wherever they are and uh she I was like they've already even checked

22:45 was like they've already even checked

22:45 was like they've already even checked out and all this stuff I'm the last

22:47 out and all this stuff I'm the last

22:47 out and all this stuff I'm the last person here I just need to get my stuff

22:48 person here I just need to get my stuff

22:48 person here I just need to get my stuff out and go and she's like okay okay

22:50 out and go and she's like okay okay

22:50 out and go and she's like okay okay that's fine um just we can send somebody

22:53 that's fine um just we can send somebody

22:53 that's fine um just we can send somebody up to use a magic B I like here's the

22:55 up to use a magic B I like here's the

22:55 up to use a magic B I like here's the thing this is where it gets weird um my

22:58 thing this is where it gets weird um my

22:58 thing this is where it gets weird um my magic band's in the other room and

23:00 magic band's in the other room and

23:00 magic band's in the other room and actually housekeeping couldn't open the

23:01 actually housekeeping couldn't open the

23:01 actually housekeeping couldn't open the other room either with their magic band

23:03 other room either with their magic band

23:03 other room either with their magic band thing because um the latch is latched on

23:07 thing because um the latch is latched on

23:07 thing because um the latch is latched on the inside and then I had to explain to

23:10 the inside and then I had to explain to

23:10 the inside and then I had to explain to this poor woman uh what had happened and

23:14 this poor woman uh what had happened and

23:14 this poor woman uh what had happened and how this latch was latched this door was

23:17 how this latch was latched this door was

23:17 how this latch was latched this door was shut with no handle on the other side

23:19 shut with no handle on the other side

23:19 shut with no handle on the other side I'm stuck in this room but I belong in

23:21 I'm stuck in this room but I belong in

23:21 I'm stuck in this room but I belong in this room with all my stuff and she goes

23:23 this room with all my stuff and she goes

23:23 this room with all my stuff and she goes okay that's fine and she goes can you

23:25 okay that's fine and she goes can you

23:25 okay that's fine and she goes can you hold because I need to find out who who

23:28 hold because I need to find out who who

23:28 hold because I need to find out who who has that sort of

23:30 has that sort of

23:30 has that sort of technology to get in the room like that

23:33 technology to get in the room like that

23:33 technology to get in the room like that and I was like yeah that's that's fine

23:35 and I was like yeah that's that's fine

23:35 and I was like yeah that's that's fine totally fine and then she was like okay

23:37 totally fine and then she was like okay

23:37 totally fine and then she was like okay and then she there's this beat this

23:39 and then she there's this beat this

23:39 and then she there's this beat this pause and she goes you know this is the

23:41 pause and she goes you know this is the

23:41 pause and she goes you know this is the weirdest thing that's ever happened and

23:43 weirdest thing that's ever happened and

23:43 weirdest thing that's ever happened and I was like I know I'm really sorry I'm

23:45 I was like I know I'm really sorry I'm

23:45 I was like I know I'm really sorry I'm sorry I broke it I broke Walt Disney

23:48 sorry I broke it I broke Walt Disney

23:48 sorry I broke it I broke Walt Disney World I because they these operators

23:50 World I because they these operators

23:50 World I because they these operators hear it all right my baby jumped off the

23:52 hear it all right my baby jumped off the

23:52 hear it all right my baby jumped off the balcony and started flying like they

23:54 balcony and started flying like they

23:54 balcony and started flying like they hear everything but they've never heard

23:56 hear everything but they've never heard

23:56 hear everything but they've never heard this one before they're like I don't

23:58 this one before they're like I don't

23:58 this one before they're like I don't even even know who how who could open

24:00 even even know who how who could open

24:00 even even know who how who could open that she says oh okay it's fine she goes

24:04 that she says oh okay it's fine she goes

24:04 that she says oh okay it's fine she goes away for a while the voice comes back

24:05 away for a while the voice comes back

24:05 away for a while the voice comes back I'll give you a little tour while we're

24:06 I'll give you a little tour while we're

24:06 I'll give you a little tour while we're doing oh see see do you see you see what

24:11 doing oh see see do you see you see what

24:11 doing oh see see do you see you see what happened that happened to me

24:14 happened that happened to me

24:14 happened that happened to me anyway she's on so I'm on the speaker

24:17 anyway she's on so I'm on the speaker

24:17 anyway she's on so I'm on the speaker thing I'm on the speaker phone with this

24:18 thing I'm on the speaker phone with this

24:18 thing I'm on the speaker phone with this woman and it's on hold there's beautiful

24:20 woman and it's on hold there's beautiful

24:20 woman and it's on hold there's beautiful Disney music playing and I'm thinking

24:22 Disney music playing and I'm thinking

24:22 Disney music playing and I'm thinking there isn't even a clock in here there

24:23 there isn't even a clock in here there

24:23 there isn't even a clock in here there was no microwave in the other room

24:25 was no microwave in the other room

24:25 was no microwave in the other room there's no alarm clocks anymore they all

24:27 there's no alarm clocks anymore they all

24:27 there's no alarm clocks anymore they all expect you to do with your cell phones

24:28 expect you to do with your cell phones

24:28 expect you to do with your cell phones like little USB Jacks so that you can

24:30 like little USB Jacks so that you can

24:30 like little USB Jacks so that you can plug your phone in nobody has old jeez

24:33 plug your phone in nobody has old jeez

24:33 plug your phone in nobody has old jeez that's going to scare me to death nobody

24:35 that's going to scare me to death nobody

24:35 that's going to scare me to death nobody has the old school alarms anymore so I'm

24:38 has the old school alarms anymore so I'm

24:38 has the old school alarms anymore so I'm like I don't even know how much time is

24:40 like I don't even know how much time is

24:40 like I don't even know how much time is passing finally she comes back and she

24:41 passing finally she comes back and she

24:41 passing finally she comes back and she goes sir what is your name and I was

24:46 goes sir what is your name and I was

24:46 goes sir what is your name and I was like

24:47 like

24:47 like um Justin and she's like

24:50 um Justin and she's like

24:50 um Justin and she's like uhhuh uh I don't have a

24:53 uhhuh uh I don't have a

24:53 uhhuh uh I don't have a Justin on the room and I was like yeah I

24:57 Justin on the room and I was like yeah I

24:57 Justin on the room and I was like yeah I know I'm not supposed to be here I was

24:58 know I'm not supposed to be here I was

24:58 know I'm not supposed to be here I was like but you know how you can see that

25:00 like but you know how you can see that

25:00 like but you know how you can see that there's a large party and all this stuff

25:02 there's a large party and all this stuff

25:02 there's a large party and all this stuff I was

25:03 I was

25:03 I was like it should be so and so or so and so

25:06 like it should be so and so or so and so

25:06 like it should be so and so or so and so on the room and I was like explained the

25:08 on the room and I was like explained the

25:08 on the room and I was like explained the whole thing to her which I really didn't

25:10 whole thing to her which I really didn't

25:10 whole thing to her which I really didn't need to but that just made the story

25:12 need to but that just made the story

25:12 need to but that just made the story sound even weirder to this lady and

25:13 sound even weirder to this lady and

25:13 sound even weirder to this lady and she's like all right and she's like just

25:16 she's like all right and she's like just

25:16 she's like all right and she's like just please hold and now she sounds kind of

25:18 please hold and now she sounds kind of

25:18 please hold and now she sounds kind of like I don't know about this guy and she

25:20 like I don't know about this guy and she

25:20 like I don't know about this guy and she goes away so I'm sitting in there

25:22 goes away so I'm sitting in there

25:22 goes away so I'm sitting in there thinking oh my God I'm like I'm not on

25:26 thinking oh my God I'm like I'm not on

25:26 thinking oh my God I'm like I'm not on this room it's a very nice sweet and

25:29 this room it's a very nice sweet and

25:29 this room it's a very nice sweet and here I am somehow in this weird

25:30 here I am somehow in this weird

25:30 here I am somehow in this weird adjoining room supposedly everybody else

25:33 adjoining room supposedly everybody else

25:33 adjoining room supposedly everybody else has left and checked out so there's

25:34 has left and checked out so there's

25:34 has left and checked out so there's nobody in here and I'm telling them oh

25:37 nobody in here and I'm telling them oh

25:37 nobody in here and I'm telling them oh yeah you need to somehow unlock this

25:39 yeah you need to somehow unlock this

25:39 yeah you need to somehow unlock this super locked rich people room for me

25:42 super locked rich people room for me

25:42 super locked rich people room for me because I have stuff in there and my

25:44 because I have stuff in there and my

25:45 because I have stuff in there and my name isn't on the reservation and I

25:47 name isn't on the reservation and I

25:47 name isn't on the reservation and I don't have a Magic Band or an

25:48 don't have a Magic Band or an

25:49 don't have a Magic Band or an identification of any kind but I promise

25:51 identification of any kind but I promise

25:51 identification of any kind but I promise you my stuff isn't there like I'm

25:53 you my stuff isn't there like I'm

25:53 you my stuff isn't there like I'm thinking of all these nightmare

25:54 thinking of all these nightmare

25:54 thinking of all these nightmare scenarios of like managers coming and

25:56 scenarios of like managers coming and

25:56 scenarios of like managers coming and I'm like they're going to have to

25:57 I'm like they're going to have to

25:57 I'm like they're going to have to they're going to have what I was really

25:58 they're going to have what I was really

25:58 they're going to have what I was really thinking is they're going to have to

26:00 thinking is they're going to have to

26:00 thinking is they're going to have to stick a ladder up this balcony and

26:02 stick a ladder up this balcony and

26:02 stick a ladder up this balcony and before you think I could have just

26:03 before you think I could have just

26:03 before you think I could have just walked out on the other balcony before

26:05 walked out on the other balcony before

26:05 walked out on the other balcony before you think that was an option oh look

26:06 you think that was an option oh look

26:06 you think that was an option oh look someone's feeding the animals down here

26:08 someone's feeding the animals down here

26:08 someone's feeding the animals down here before you think that was an option this

26:11 before you think that was an option this

26:11 before you think that was an option this is

26:17 insurmountable like you can't just walk

26:17 insurmountable like you can't just walk around this it's a whole room length of

26:20 around this it's a whole room length of

26:20 around this it's a whole room length of non walkaround wall there's no balcony

26:23 non walkaround wall there's no balcony

26:23 non walkaround wall there's no balcony here so that balcony over there is

26:24 here so that balcony over there is

26:24 here so that balcony over there is behind where that baset would be there's

26:26 behind where that baset would be there's

26:26 behind where that baset would be there's no way to walk around I'm like they're

26:27 no way to walk around I'm like they're

26:27 no way to walk around I'm like they're going to have to get a ladder and come

26:28 going to have to get a ladder and come

26:29 going to have to get a ladder and come up the balcony that's the only thing I

26:30 up the balcony that's the only thing I

26:30 up the balcony that's the only thing I could think of that they were going to

26:31 could think of that they were going to

26:31 could think of that they were going to have to do or they were going to have to

26:33 have to do or they were going to have to

26:33 have to do or they were going to have to like grind her off the door or cut the

26:35 like grind her off the door or cut the

26:36 like grind her off the door or cut the door open I'm thinking are they going to

26:38 door open I'm thinking are they going to

26:38 door open I'm thinking are they going to charge the person whose room this is are

26:39 charge the person whose room this is are

26:39 charge the person whose room this is are they going to have to charge him money

26:41 they going to have to charge him money

26:41 they going to have to charge him money am I am I going to cost some even more

26:44 am I am I going to cost some even more

26:44 am I am I going to cost some even more of a small fortune like just for this

26:46 of a small fortune like just for this

26:46 of a small fortune like just for this one little favor and worse I was

26:48 one little favor and worse I was

26:48 one little favor and worse I was thinking the head honcho of who rented

26:51 thinking the head honcho of who rented

26:51 thinking the head honcho of who rented this room I was thinking he's probably

26:54 this room I was thinking he's probably

26:54 this room I was thinking he's probably like how am I even going to get a hold

26:55 like how am I even going to get a hold

26:55 like how am I even going to get a hold of anybody of them and explain the

26:57 of anybody of them and explain the

26:57 of anybody of them and explain the situation if that's the case my phone is

27:00 situation if that's the case my phone is

27:00 situation if that's the case my phone is in here like what if it takes him hours

27:02 in here like what if it takes him hours

27:02 in here like what if it takes him hours to do this what if my phone is stuck in

27:05 to do this what if my phone is stuck in

27:05 to do this what if my phone is stuck in here for hours what if I lose a whole

27:06 here for hours what if I lose a whole

27:07 here for hours what if I lose a whole day to this this is crazy I'm like

27:09 day to this this is crazy I'm like

27:09 day to this this is crazy I'm like really I'm really stressing out so I'm

27:11 really I'm really stressing out so I'm

27:11 really I'm really stressing out so I'm sitting on this bed over here and by the

27:13 sitting on this bed over here and by the

27:13 sitting on this bed over here and by the way at this point she's hung up she's

27:15 way at this point she's hung up she's

27:15 way at this point she's hung up she's she's like oh we'll send somebody up to

27:17 she's like oh we'll send somebody up to

27:17 she's like oh we'll send somebody up to figure things out to figure things out

27:19 figure things out to figure things out

27:19 figure things out to figure things out so she was very polite about it at the

27:20 so she was very polite about it at the

27:21 so she was very polite about it at the end but I'm sitting here like oh God and

27:24 end but I'm sitting here like oh God and

27:24 end but I'm sitting here like oh God and I'm waiting and that door is open and

27:26 I'm waiting and that door is open and

27:26 I'm waiting and that door is open and I'm waiting and I'm waiting and finally

27:29 I'm waiting and I'm waiting and finally

27:29 I'm waiting and I'm waiting and finally finally I don't want to use his name but

27:30 finally I don't want to use his name but

27:30 finally I don't want to use his name but uh well let's just call him

27:34 uh well let's just call him

27:34 uh well let's just call him Bob the Bob shows up at the door knock

27:37 Bob the Bob shows up at the door knock

27:37 Bob the Bob shows up at the door knock knock knock knock and I could hear him

27:39 knock knock knock and I could hear him

27:39 knock knock knock and I could hear him in the hallway first for a long time

27:41 in the hallway first for a long time

27:41 in the hallway first for a long time talking about laera or like the door I

27:43 talking about laera or like the door I

27:44 talking about laera or like the door I think is it puera Puerto P the door and

27:48 think is it puera Puerto P the door and

27:48 think is it puera Puerto P the door and they're talking about the door forever

27:49 they're talking about the door forever

27:49 they're talking about the door forever him and the uh him and the um the

27:52 him and the uh him and the um the

27:52 him and the uh him and the um the cleaning the housekeeping guy a guy

27:54 cleaning the housekeeping guy a guy

27:54 cleaning the housekeeping guy a guy outside like who tried to help me get in

27:56 outside like who tried to help me get in

27:56 outside like who tried to help me get in the room at first I was like mm-m I

27:58 the room at first I was like mm-m I

27:58 the room at first I was like mm-m I don't know how to help you they're

27:58 don't know how to help you they're

27:59 don't know how to help you they're talking in Spanish and I know enough to

28:00 talking in Spanish and I know enough to

28:00 talking in Spanish and I know enough to know they're talking about the door and

28:02 know they're talking about the door and

28:02 know they're talking about the door and I know enough to know that they're

28:04 I know enough to know that they're

28:04 I know enough to know that they're saying that this is really dumb like a

28:06 saying that this is really dumb like a

28:06 saying that this is really dumb like a really crazy dumb situation and uh and

28:09 really crazy dumb situation and uh and

28:09 really crazy dumb situation and uh and finally he comes in he's like don't

28:10 finally he comes in he's like don't

28:10 finally he comes in he's like don't worry sir it's all he's like don't worry

28:13 worry sir it's all he's like don't worry

28:13 worry sir it's all he's like don't worry you got to you got maintenance 24/7 it's

28:16 you got to you got maintenance 24/7 it's

28:16 you got to you got maintenance 24/7 it's all part of the package don't worry

28:17 all part of the package don't worry

28:17 all part of the package don't worry about that don't worry about it and I

28:19 about that don't worry about it and I

28:19 about that don't worry about it and I was like thinking I didn't even say I

28:21 was like thinking I didn't even say I

28:21 was like thinking I didn't even say I was worried about it did he sense I was

28:23 was worried about it did he sense I was

28:23 was worried about it did he sense I was worried about it or should I be worried

28:25 worried about it or should I be worried

28:25 worried about it or should I be worried about it and he's just telling me like

28:26 about it and he's just telling me like

28:26 about it and he's just telling me like don't worry about it so this thing is

28:28 don't worry about it so this thing is

28:28 don't worry about it so this thing is closed he's like don't worry about it we

28:29 closed he's like don't worry about it we

28:29 closed he's like don't worry about it we can get this open first I had to explain

28:31 can get this open first I had to explain

28:31 can get this open first I had to explain the whole thing again by the way because

28:33 the whole thing again by the way because

28:33 the whole thing again by the way because he was like what why can't we just oh

28:35 he was like what why can't we just oh

28:35 he was like what why can't we just oh man and he's like fiddling with this and

28:38 man and he's like fiddling with this and

28:38 man and he's like fiddling with this and looking at this for a long long time and

28:40 looking at this for a long long time and

28:40 looking at this for a long long time and he's trying to get like a screwdriver

28:41 he's trying to get like a screwdriver

28:41 he's trying to get like a screwdriver behind like here you go this is as

28:43 behind like here you go this is as

28:43 behind like here you go this is as flushed as I can well actually I mean

28:45 flushed as I can well actually I mean

28:45 flushed as I can well actually I mean that's flesh I can show you like look at

28:47 that's flesh I can show you like look at

28:47 that's flesh I can show you like look at that so he's trying to get a screwdriver

28:49 that so he's trying to get a screwdriver

28:49 that so he's trying to get a screwdriver or a paper even in here or like turn it

28:50 or a paper even in here or like turn it

28:50 or a paper even in here or like turn it and he's like no that's impossible and

28:53 and he's like no that's impossible and

28:53 and he's like no that's impossible and as he says no that's impossible I

28:55 as he says no that's impossible I

28:55 as he says no that's impossible I realized he's never tried this before

28:58 realized he's never tried this before

28:58 realized he's never tried this before this has never happened to him before

29:01 this has never happened to him before

29:01 this has never happened to him before and uh so we went on the outside of the

29:03 and uh so we went on the outside of the

29:03 and uh so we went on the outside of the thing he's he opens the thing and the

29:06 thing he's he opens the thing and the

29:06 thing he's he opens the thing and the thing was like that and Bam right this

29:09 thing was like that and Bam right this

29:09 thing was like that and Bam right this exact thing here and it wouldn't open

29:11 exact thing here and it wouldn't open

29:11 exact thing here and it wouldn't open very far it would only open like here

29:13 very far it would only open like here

29:13 very far it would only open like here and he's looking at that from the

29:14 and he's looking at that from the

29:14 and he's looking at that from the outside go and he like pokes it with his

29:17 outside go and he like pokes it with his

29:17 outside go and he like pokes it with his screwdriver and all this stuff but

29:18 screwdriver and all this stuff but

29:19 screwdriver and all this stuff but here's the thing watch when you do

29:22 here's the thing watch when you do

29:22 here's the thing watch when you do that he's like put with the screwdriver

29:24 that he's like put with the screwdriver

29:24 that he's like put with the screwdriver and all stuff you can't that's I know

29:27 and all stuff you can't that's I know

29:27 and all stuff you can't that's I know that's I know pable you can't do it so

29:30 that's I know pable you can't do it so

29:30 that's I know pable you can't do it so he's sitting there doing that and I'm

29:32 he's sitting there doing that and I'm

29:32 he's sitting there doing that and I'm thinking they're going to have to weld

29:34 thinking they're going to have to weld

29:34 thinking they're going to have to weld off this thing they're going to have to

29:35 off this thing they're going to have to

29:35 off this thing they're going to have to get a crazy crane out here and a ladder

29:37 get a crazy crane out here and a ladder

29:37 get a crazy crane out here and a ladder and knowing Disney they'll have to have

29:38 and knowing Disney they'll have to have

29:38 and knowing Disney they'll have to have 50 guys in safety helmets and harnesses

29:40 50 guys in safety helmets and harnesses

29:40 50 guys in safety helmets and harnesses it's going to be on the news I'm going

29:42 it's going to be on the news I'm going

29:42 it's going to be on the news I'm going to jail I don't know what's going to

29:44 to jail I don't know what's going to

29:44 to jail I don't know what's going to happen so the guy so so the

29:49 happen so the guy so so the

29:49 happen so the guy so so the guy uh finally did get me in the room

29:54 guy uh finally did get me in the room

29:54 guy uh finally did get me in the room and the first I was thinking like I was

29:56 and the first I was thinking like I was

29:56 and the first I was thinking like I was like apologizing profusely I was saying

29:58 like apologizing profusely I was saying

29:58 like apologizing profusely I was saying well I mean you already know that I got

30:00 well I mean you already know that I got

30:00 well I mean you already know that I got in the room cuz I'm standing in it but I

30:01 in the room cuz I'm standing in it but I

30:01 in the room cuz I'm standing in it but I I was like I'm really sorry like I know

30:03 I was like I'm really sorry like I know

30:03 I was like I'm really sorry like I know this is like this is is this ever

30:04 this is like this is is this ever

30:04 this is like this is is this ever happened for and the whole time like oh

30:05 happened for and the whole time like oh

30:05 happened for and the whole time like oh this is totally Happ before don't worry

30:07 this is totally Happ before don't worry

30:07 this is totally Happ before don't worry we get this all the time the way he got

30:09 we get this all the time the way he got

30:09 we get this all the time the way he got me in the room is you know those privacy

30:11 me in the room is you know those privacy

30:11 me in the room is you know those privacy please signs he took the Privacy please

30:13 please signs he took the Privacy please

30:13 please signs he took the Privacy please sign and just kept sticking it through

30:16 sign and just kept sticking it through

30:16 sign and just kept sticking it through this crack and wiggling it and using the

30:18 this crack and wiggling it and using the

30:18 this crack and wiggling it and using the curvature of this to poke it and poke it

30:20 curvature of this to poke it and poke it

30:20 curvature of this to poke it and poke it and poke it and poke it and poke it and

30:22 and poke it and poke it and poke it and

30:22 and poke it and poke it and poke it and poke it and poke it and I'll get this

30:24 poke it and poke it and I'll get this

30:24 poke it and poke it and I'll get this open a little bit and like poke it and

30:27 open a little bit and like poke it and

30:27 open a little bit and like poke it and poke it and poke it poke it and

30:28 poke it and poke it poke it and

30:28 poke it and poke it poke it and eventually while the door closes and

30:29 eventually while the door closes and

30:29 eventually while the door closes and opens and opens and closes just enough

30:31 opens and opens and closes just enough

30:31 opens and opens and closes just enough times it poked it Loose it was not a

30:34 times it poked it Loose it was not a

30:34 times it poked it Loose it was not a ninja move it was not subtle I doubt it

30:37 ninja move it was not subtle I doubt it

30:37 ninja move it was not subtle I doubt it would work with any one designed even

30:39 would work with any one designed even

30:39 would work with any one designed even slightly different you could have

30:40 slightly different you could have

30:40 slightly different you could have totally heard it coming I mean the

30:42 totally heard it coming I mean the

30:42 totally heard it coming I mean the police the SW Team all could have been

30:44 police the SW Team all could have been

30:44 police the SW Team all could have been there so this is not cat burglar style

30:46 there so this is not cat burglar style

30:46 there so this is not cat burglar style breaking in it was not smooth it was not

30:48 breaking in it was not smooth it was not

30:48 breaking in it was not smooth it was not quick it was very loud and people were

30:50 quick it was very loud and people were

30:50 quick it was very loud and people were opening the doors all down the hallway

30:51 opening the doors all down the hallway

30:51 opening the doors all down the hallway and looking out like what is that

30:52 and looking out like what is that

30:52 and looking out like what is that freaking sound opening the door banging

30:53 freaking sound opening the door banging

30:53 freaking sound opening the door banging the thing and he finally got me in here

30:56 the thing and he finally got me in here

30:56 the thing and he finally got me in here and when he opened the door he was like

31:00 and when he opened the door he was like

31:00 and when he opened the door he was like oh thank God that's never happened

31:03 oh thank God that's never happened

31:03 oh thank God that's never happened before and I was

31:06 before and I was

31:06 before and I was like he's like I was like it never

31:09 like he's like I was like it never

31:09 like he's like I was like it never happened before he's like oh no not like

31:11 happened before he's like oh no not like

31:11 happened before he's like oh no not like this he's like I'm I'm really glad we

31:13 this he's like I'm I'm really glad we

31:13 this he's like I'm I'm really glad we got you in there cuz I don't know what I

31:14 got you in there cuz I don't know what I

31:14 got you in there cuz I don't know what I was going to do

31:17 was going to do

31:17 was going to do next so to recap a very wealthy very

31:23 next so to recap a very wealthy very

31:23 next so to recap a very wealthy very kind person allows me to come just piggy

31:26 kind person allows me to come just piggy

31:26 kind person allows me to come just piggy back on the end of their sweet

31:28 back on the end of their sweet

31:28 back on the end of their sweet reservation to do a vlog in here and

31:30 reservation to do a vlog in here and

31:30 reservation to do a vlog in here and show you guys the splendors of the

31:32 show you guys the splendors of the

31:32 show you guys the splendors of the wooden door and the cool like zebra

31:35 wooden door and the cool like zebra

31:35 wooden door and the cool like zebra pattern and almost zebra face thing here

31:38 pattern and almost zebra face thing here

31:38 pattern and almost zebra face thing here and the cool table and the desk that we

31:39 and the cool table and the desk that we

31:40 and the cool table and the desk that we can't afford and all this cool stuff and

31:42 can't afford and all this cool stuff and

31:42 can't afford and all this cool stuff and I'm in here not supposed to be in here

31:44 I'm in here not supposed to be in here

31:44 I'm in here not supposed to be in here really like I me I'm allowed to be in

31:46 really like I me I'm allowed to be in

31:46 really like I me I'm allowed to be in here but well according to him but

31:48 here but well according to him but

31:48 here but well according to him but Disney does not think I'm supposed to be

31:50 Disney does not think I'm supposed to be

31:50 Disney does not think I'm supposed to be in here they don't know I'm allowed to

31:51 in here they don't know I'm allowed to

31:51 in here they don't know I'm allowed to be in here and I leave all my stuff in

31:54 be in here and I leave all my stuff in

31:54 be in here and I leave all my stuff in here and all this crazy stuff and I

31:57 here and all this crazy stuff and I

31:57 here and all this crazy stuff and I broke it I broke Disney World not only

31:59 broke it I broke Disney World not only

31:59 broke it I broke Disney World not only did the operator who's who's in charge

32:01 did the operator who's who's in charge

32:01 did the operator who's who's in charge of all the resorts you call the operator

32:03 of all the resorts you call the operator

32:03 of all the resorts you call the operator and it's not always the operator in the

32:04 and it's not always the operator in the

32:04 and it's not always the operator in the hotel it'll call the central thing for

32:07 hotel it'll call the central thing for

32:07 hotel it'll call the central thing for all these hotels this operator has never

32:09 all these hotels this operator has never

32:10 all these hotels this operator has never heard one that of never heard of this

32:12 heard one that of never heard of this

32:12 heard one that of never heard of this happening and the maintenance guy who

32:14 happening and the maintenance guy who

32:14 happening and the maintenance guy who was like oh yeah yeah we got it we got

32:15 was like oh yeah yeah we got it we got

32:15 was like oh yeah yeah we got it we got it has never heard of this happening cuz

32:17 it has never heard of this happening cuz

32:17 it has never heard of this happening cuz think about it the only other way that

32:20 think about it the only other way that

32:20 think about it the only other way that you could have this

32:22 you could have this

32:22 you could have this locked this thing here latched and stuck

32:26 locked this thing here latched and stuck

32:26 locked this thing here latched and stuck is if you climbed out of here

32:28 is if you climbed out of here

32:28 is if you climbed out of here it's like the it's like the toilet stall

32:30 it's like the it's like the toilet stall

32:30 it's like the it's like the toilet stall the only way the toilet stall can be

32:31 the only way the toilet stall can be

32:31 the only way the toilet stall can be locked is if you locked it and either

32:32 locked is if you locked it and either

32:32 locked is if you locked it and either climbed out under the door or climbed

32:34 climbed out under the door or climbed

32:34 climbed out under the door or climbed over I left the toilet stall locked

32:37 over I left the toilet stall locked

32:37 over I left the toilet stall locked otherwise you have to be in it right

32:39 otherwise you have to be in it right

32:39 otherwise you have to be in it right imagine you can't crawl under and you

32:40 imagine you can't crawl under and you

32:40 imagine you can't crawl under and you can't climb over and you say hey the

32:42 can't climb over and you say hey the

32:42 can't climb over and you say hey the toilet stall is locked what tool would

32:44 toilet stall is locked what tool would

32:44 toilet stall is locked what tool would they have for that none well you could

32:46 they have for that none well you could

32:46 they have for that none well you could just kick that down but you see what I'm

32:48 just kick that down but you see what I'm

32:48 just kick that down but you see what I'm saying it could never happen how would

32:51 saying it could never happen how would

32:51 saying it could never happen how would it happen would are you going to climb

32:52 it happen would are you going to climb

32:52 it happen would are you going to climb down here with a Wilder beat I don't

32:54 down here with a Wilder beat I don't

32:54 down here with a Wilder beat I don't think so so anyway I broke it I broke

32:58 think so so anyway I broke it I broke

32:58 think so so anyway I broke it I broke Disney World's brains with my craziness

33:00 Disney World's brains with my craziness

33:00 Disney World's brains with my craziness now luckily they got me in I got my

33:02 now luckily they got me in I got my

33:02 now luckily they got me in I got my phone as you can see cuz we're we're

33:04 phone as you can see cuz we're we're

33:04 phone as you can see cuz we're we're using it to record I got my laptop now I

33:07 using it to record I got my laptop now I

33:07 using it to record I got my laptop now I got all my stuff we're good my

33:08 got all my stuff we're good my

33:08 got all my stuff we're good my sunglasses I put my magic band and the

33:10 sunglasses I put my magic band and the

33:10 sunglasses I put my magic band and the other Magic Band for the door in my

33:12 other Magic Band for the door in my

33:12 other Magic Band for the door in my pocket and we're all good and and and no

33:15 pocket and we're all good and and and no

33:15 pocket and we're all good and and and no one ever has to know thankfully about

33:17 one ever has to know thankfully about

33:17 one ever has to know thankfully about what happened no one will ever know how

33:19 what happened no one will ever know how

33:19 what happened no one will ever know how stupid I am or that I'm the dumbest

33:21 stupid I am or that I'm the dumbest

33:21 stupid I am or that I'm the dumbest person in the world and once I got in

33:23 person in the world and once I got in

33:23 person in the world and once I got in here that housekeeping lady who is so

33:24 here that housekeeping lady who is so

33:24 here that housekeeping lady who is so sweet and so kind and kept talking to me

33:26 sweet and so kind and kept talking to me

33:26 sweet and so kind and kept talking to me periodically as I waited the the life

33:30 periodically as I waited the the life

33:30 periodically as I waited the the life threateningly long like 20 minutes or so

33:32 threateningly long like 20 minutes or so

33:32 threateningly long like 20 minutes or so it wasn't that long but when you're

33:33 it wasn't that long but when you're

33:33 it wasn't that long but when you're sitting there with no phone and no way

33:35 sitting there with no phone and no way

33:35 sitting there with no phone and no way to tell time and you're just sitting in

33:37 to tell time and you're just sitting in

33:37 to tell time and you're just sitting in this room like dreading thinking of all

33:40 this room like dreading thinking of all

33:40 this room like dreading thinking of all the possibilities she comes in here

33:42 the possibilities she comes in here

33:42 the possibilities she comes in here afterwards and she goes you

33:44 afterwards and she goes you

33:44 afterwards and she goes you know that can't happen if you just do

33:47 know that can't happen if you just do

33:47 know that can't happen if you just do this between the adjoining rooms um the

33:50 this between the adjoining rooms um the

33:50 this between the adjoining rooms um the door can't

33:52 door can't

33:52 door can't shut and I was like thank you I know

33:56 shut and I was like thank you I know

33:56 shut and I was like thank you I know here's the worst part every other time

33:58 here's the worst part every other time

33:58 here's the worst part every other time I've done this you guys are seen at the

33:59 I've done this you guys are seen at the

33:59 I've done this you guys are seen at the Grand California when I've done the

34:01 Grand California when I've done the

34:01 Grand California when I've done the sweet Vlogs I think I've done two of

34:02 sweet Vlogs I think I've done two of

34:02 sweet Vlogs I think I've done two of them before right two Vlogs and the

34:04 them before right two Vlogs and the

34:04 them before right two Vlogs and the Grand California site and now this one

34:06 Grand California site and now this one

34:06 Grand California site and now this one and though both those times I went into

34:08 and though both those times I went into

34:08 and though both those times I went into adjoining rooms and every time I'm in a

34:10 adjoining rooms and every time I'm in a

34:10 adjoining rooms and every time I'm in a hotel room anywhere I don't care if it's

34:11 hotel room anywhere I don't care if it's

34:12 hotel room anywhere I don't care if it's Motel 6 or what it is and I'm putting my

34:13 Motel 6 or what it is and I'm putting my

34:13 Motel 6 or what it is and I'm putting my stuff in it even when I'm not finished

34:15 stuff in it even when I'm not finished

34:15 stuff in it even when I'm not finished putting all my luggage in it and I tend

34:16 putting all my luggage in it and I tend

34:16 putting all my luggage in it and I tend to go from cheapest thing to most

34:17 to go from cheapest thing to most

34:17 to go from cheapest thing to most expensive thing so works out this way I

34:19 expensive thing so works out this way I

34:19 expensive thing so works out this way I always always do

34:23 always always do

34:23 always always do this even when I walk into an adjoining

34:26 this even when I walk into an adjoining

34:26 this even when I walk into an adjoining hotel room when I've been in joining

34:27 hotel room when I've been in joining

34:28 hotel room when I've been in joining rooms with friends in Vegas or when I've

34:30 rooms with friends in Vegas or when I've

34:30 rooms with friends in Vegas or when I've done those sweet Vlogs in the past or

34:32 done those sweet Vlogs in the past or

34:32 done those sweet Vlogs in the past or whatever I

34:34 whatever I

34:34 whatever I always always do that I always do that

34:38 always always do that I always do that

34:38 always always do that I always do that and for whatever reason just like the

34:40 and for whatever reason just like the

34:40 and for whatever reason just like the old kitchen door sling home I came out

34:42 old kitchen door sling home I came out

34:42 old kitchen door sling home I came out here and I opened this up and I created

34:45 here and I opened this up and I created

34:45 here and I opened this up and I created that vacuum and bang I'll never forget

34:47 that vacuum and bang I'll never forget

34:47 that vacuum and bang I'll never forget that standing out here wow isn't it

34:50 that standing out here wow isn't it

34:50 that standing out here wow isn't it amazing I'm an Animal Kingdom Lodge

34:52 amazing I'm an Animal Kingdom Lodge

34:52 amazing I'm an Animal Kingdom Lodge again I never thought I'd ever get to

34:53 again I never thought I'd ever get to

34:53 again I never thought I'd ever get to come back here maybe I can do the Vlog

34:56 come back here maybe I can do the Vlog

34:56 come back here maybe I can do the Vlog downstairs more since I already gave

34:57 downstairs more since I already gave

34:57 downstairs more since I already gave people go a room tour as nice as the

34:58 people go a room tour as nice as the

34:58 people go a room tour as nice as the sweet is and it's so awesome and man boy

35:02 sweet is and it's so awesome and man boy

35:02 sweet is and it's so awesome and man boy was I really sick last night and I

35:04 was I really sick last night and I

35:04 was I really sick last night and I really honestly feel actually super ill

35:06 really honestly feel actually super ill

35:06 really honestly feel actually super ill right now too and I was thinking about

35:08 right now too and I was thinking about

35:08 right now too and I was thinking about that like how cranky I was like oh man

35:09 that like how cranky I was like oh man

35:09 that like how cranky I was like oh man it's going to be so cold my problems are

35:11 it's going to be so cold my problems are

35:11 it's going to be so cold my problems are that it's cold and I feel sick and

35:13 that it's cold and I feel sick and

35:13 that it's cold and I feel sick and bang real

35:15 bang real

35:15 bang real problems isn't that funny it kind of

35:17 problems isn't that funny it kind of

35:17 problems isn't that funny it kind of goes with the Quest for positivity Vlog

35:19 goes with the Quest for positivity Vlog

35:19 goes with the Quest for positivity Vlog I was talking about the other day like

35:20 I was talking about the other day like

35:20 I was talking about the other day like like like okay being sick sucks and I'm

35:22 like like okay being sick sucks and I'm

35:22 like like okay being sick sucks and I'm really super dehydrated and I feel super

35:23 really super dehydrated and I feel super

35:23 really super dehydrated and I feel super gross I spent all night like basically

35:25 gross I spent all night like basically

35:25 gross I spent all night like basically having a miniature stomach flu I mean

35:28 having a miniature stomach flu I mean

35:28 having a miniature stomach flu I mean really really really really bad uh at

35:31 really really really really bad uh at

35:31 really really really really bad uh at first it started so slow like a delayed

35:33 first it started so slow like a delayed

35:33 first it started so slow like a delayed reaction but then it it got so bad like

35:34 reaction but then it it got so bad like

35:34 reaction but then it it got so bad like I was hugging that fancy toilet in there

35:37 I was hugging that fancy toilet in there

35:37 I was hugging that fancy toilet in there believe me for real like praying like

35:40 believe me for real like praying like

35:40 believe me for real like praying like please I don't want to turn all the way

35:42 please I don't want to turn all the way

35:42 please I don't want to turn all the way inside out it was bad and uh and uh it

35:46 inside out it was bad and uh and uh it

35:46 inside out it was bad and uh and uh it was rough it was a rough night and it is

35:49 was rough it was a rough night and it is

35:49 was rough it was a rough night and it is freaking cold outside like it feels cold

35:51 freaking cold outside like it feels cold

35:51 freaking cold outside like it feels cold it feels nice here in the Sun out of the

35:52 it feels nice here in the Sun out of the

35:52 it feels nice here in the Sun out of the wind but it feels really cold especially

35:54 wind but it feels really cold especially

35:54 wind but it feels really cold especially for Florida I was not expecting this it

35:55 for Florida I was not expecting this it

35:55 for Florida I was not expecting this it feels like Nevada other and look at it

35:57 feels like Nevada other and look at it

35:57 feels like Nevada other and look at it out there as it looks like freaking

35:58 out there as it looks like freaking

35:58 out there as it looks like freaking Africa out there and normally it feels

36:00 Africa out there and normally it feels

36:00 Africa out there and normally it feels like Africa and now it's freezing anyway

36:03 like Africa and now it's freezing anyway

36:03 like Africa and now it's freezing anyway uh I have filming to do and a lot of

36:06 uh I have filming to do and a lot of

36:06 uh I have filming to do and a lot of days got away with me and my buddy Keith

36:08 days got away with me and my buddy Keith

36:08 days got away with me and my buddy Keith is leaving and all this different stuff

36:10 is leaving and all this different stuff

36:10 is leaving and all this different stuff and I started thinking about all life's

36:11 and I started thinking about all life's

36:11 and I started thinking about all life's cares and worries and then

36:15 cares and worries and then

36:15 cares and worries and then bang bang so it goes with that

36:17 bang bang so it goes with that

36:18 bang bang so it goes with that gratefulness thing I was talking about

36:19 gratefulness thing I was talking about

36:19 gratefulness thing I was talking about the other day like I even standing

36:21 the other day like I even standing

36:21 the other day like I even standing somewhere this amazing that you know a

36:23 somewhere this amazing that you know a

36:23 somewhere this amazing that you know a few people get to stand on it's really

36:24 few people get to stand on it's really

36:24 few people get to stand on it's really easy to get stressed out and then

36:25 easy to get stressed out and then

36:26 easy to get stressed out and then something actually bad happens and

36:28 something actually bad happens and

36:28 something actually bad happens and you're like this is worse the funny part

36:31 you're like this is worse the funny part

36:31 you're like this is worse the funny part though was while during the 20 minutes

36:32 though was while during the 20 minutes

36:32 though was while during the 20 minutes when I was thinking of every worst case

36:33 when I was thinking of every worst case

36:33 when I was thinking of every worst case scenario and I was really stressing out

36:35 scenario and I was really stressing out

36:35 scenario and I was really stressing out it's funny because like I was saying the

36:36 it's funny because like I was saying the

36:36 it's funny because like I was saying the other day when you're in a real bad

36:38 other day when you're in a real bad

36:38 other day when you're in a real bad situation it was easy to go okay man you

36:41 situation it was easy to go okay man you

36:41 situation it was easy to go okay man you can't change this keep calm and just

36:43 can't change this keep calm and just

36:43 can't change this keep calm and just sort of go through the motions of

36:44 sort of go through the motions of

36:44 sort of go through the motions of keeping calm but 20 minutes before that

36:46 keeping calm but 20 minutes before that

36:46 keeping calm but 20 minutes before that when I was standing on the balcony and

36:47 when I was standing on the balcony and

36:47 when I was standing on the balcony and just chilling there was I couldn't do

36:49 just chilling there was I couldn't do

36:49 just chilling there was I couldn't do that man I don't know what I'm going to

36:51 that man I don't know what I'm going to

36:51 that man I don't know what I'm going to do I was getting stressed I could not

36:52 do I was getting stressed I could not

36:53 do I was getting stressed I could not stop the stress train from Rolling but

36:54 stop the stress train from Rolling but

36:54 stop the stress train from Rolling but then once something actually bad

36:55 then once something actually bad

36:55 then once something actually bad happened I was like Focus okay

36:58 happened I was like Focus okay

36:58 happened I was like Focus okay all right one step at a time before we

37:01 all right one step at a time before we

37:01 all right one step at a time before we freak out even though I have the

37:02 freak out even though I have the

37:02 freak out even though I have the nightmares there it's just a weird thing

37:03 nightmares there it's just a weird thing

37:03 nightmares there it's just a weird thing human nature is so strange it's so weird

37:07 human nature is so strange it's so weird

37:07 human nature is so strange it's so weird so anyway according to the microwave

37:08 so anyway according to the microwave

37:08 so anyway according to the microwave there's about 30 minutes left in here I

37:11 there's about 30 minutes left in here I

37:11 there's about 30 minutes left in here I think I'm just going to sit here and die

37:16 think I'm just going to sit here and die

37:16 think I'm just going to sit here and die then I'm going to wander down to the

37:19 then I'm going to wander down to the

37:19 then I'm going to wander down to the other parts of the Animal Kingdom Lodge

37:22 other parts of the Animal Kingdom Lodge

37:22 other parts of the Animal Kingdom Lodge which are really really cool maybe do a

37:24 which are really really cool maybe do a

37:24 which are really really cool maybe do a periscope definitely get an Instagram or

37:26 periscope definitely get an Instagram or

37:26 periscope definitely get an Instagram or two

37:28 two

37:28 two and then I'm going to go back to the

37:29 and then I'm going to go back to the

37:29 and then I'm going to go back to the beach club Where I

37:31 beach club Where I

37:31 beach club Where I Belong go into Epcot eat some food and

37:35 Belong go into Epcot eat some food and

37:35 Belong go into Epcot eat some food and maybe take today a little slower than

37:37 maybe take today a little slower than

37:37 maybe take today a little slower than the other days and just chill because

37:41 the other days and just chill because

37:41 the other days and just chill because honestly I'm still a little

37:43 honestly I'm still a little

37:43 honestly I'm still a little like you know I know it doesn't sound

37:46 like you know I know it doesn't sound

37:46 like you know I know it doesn't sound like a big deal see once it's over and

37:48 like a big deal see once it's over and

37:48 like a big deal see once it's over and once you're let back in the room and

37:50 once you're let back in the room and

37:50 once you're let back in the room and once you're in here with me and you know

37:51 once you're in here with me and you know

37:51 once you're in here with me and you know okay how's the story end because we know

37:53 okay how's the story end because we know

37:53 okay how's the story end because we know he gets back in the room it's easy for

37:55 he gets back in the room it's easy for

37:55 he gets back in the room it's easy for you to be sitting there being like

37:56 you to be sitting there being like

37:56 you to be sitting there being like whatever that's not a big deal but when

37:58 whatever that's not a big deal but when

37:58 whatever that's not a big deal but when you're sitting in here I think oh my

37:59 you're sitting in here I think oh my

37:59 you're sitting in here I think oh my gosh is the guy who actually rented the

38:00 gosh is the guy who actually rented the

38:00 gosh is the guy who actually rented the room going to get mad at me is is going

38:02 room going to get mad at me is is going

38:02 room going to get mad at me is is going to get mad at me is there going to be a

38:03 to get mad at me is there going to be a

38:03 to get mad at me is there going to be a big Hollow is there going to be managers

38:04 big Hollow is there going to be managers

38:04 big Hollow is there going to be managers in you're like you're staying a beach

38:05 in you're like you're staying a beach

38:05 in you're like you're staying a beach club what are you doing in here I didn't

38:07 club what are you doing in here I didn't

38:07 club what are you doing in here I didn't have my ID I don't know I've seen too

38:09 have my ID I don't know I've seen too

38:09 have my ID I don't know I've seen too many movies okay I was like oh my gosh

38:12 many movies okay I was like oh my gosh

38:12 many movies okay I was like oh my gosh they're going to throw me in the in the

38:14 they're going to throw me in the in the

38:14 they're going to throw me in the in the in the thing they're not going to throw

38:15 in the thing they're not going to throw

38:15 in the thing they're not going to throw me in the money bin they're going to

38:17 me in the money bin they're going to

38:17 me in the money bin they're going to throw me in the Looney Bin anyway here

38:19 throw me in the Looney Bin anyway here

38:19 throw me in the Looney Bin anyway here we go I'll give you the three blue

38:22 we go I'll give you the three blue

38:22 we go I'll give you the three blue antler dogs and their bird friends with

38:26 antler dogs and their bird friends with

38:27 antler dogs and their bird friends with the feathers

38:28 the feathers

38:28 the feathers I so anyway that's how I woke up this

38:30 I so anyway that's how I woke up this

38:30 I so anyway that's how I woke up this morning I was really sick all night 3

38:32 morning I was really sick all night 3

38:32 morning I was really sick all night 3 hours of sleep and then that happened

38:34 hours of sleep and then that happened

38:34 hours of sleep and then that happened and I was like well now it's a vlog

38:36 and I was like well now it's a vlog

38:36 and I was like well now it's a vlog because you all needed to hear the story

38:38 because you all needed to hear the story

38:38 because you all needed to hear the story no matter how long or how painful it

38:43 no matter how long or how painful it

38:43 no matter how long or how painful it was we did it we broke Disney World we

38:46 was we did it we broke Disney World we

38:46 was we did it we broke Disney World we made people who work here who see it all

38:49 made people who work here who see it all

38:49 made people who work here who see it all go what the heck and also we got to come

38:52 go what the heck and also we got to come

38:52 go what the heck and also we got to come into this crazy Suite see the place

38:54 into this crazy Suite see the place

38:55 into this crazy Suite see the place where I nearly died here last night

38:58 where I nearly died here last night

38:58 where I nearly died here last night and look at this wonderful cool room

39:00 and look at this wonderful cool room

39:00 and look at this wonderful cool room really cool room that I mean none of us

39:01 really cool room that I mean none of us

39:01 really cool room that I mean none of us will ever be back in again and

39:04 will ever be back in again and

39:04 will ever be back in again and uh see the authentic

39:11 African

39:11 African washboard I

39:13 washboard I

39:13 washboard I guess which

39:16 guess which

39:16 guess which is which is neat subscribe for some more

39:19 is which is neat subscribe for some more

39:19 is which is neat subscribe for some more adventures and more stories of how

39:22 adventures and more stories of how

39:22 adventures and more stories of how stupid I am livefast I.S spreadshirt.com

39:26 stupid I am livefast I.S spreadshirt.com

39:26 stupid I am livefast I.S spreadshirt.com patreon.com jus all that other

39:29 patreon.com jus all that other

39:29 patreon.com jus all that other stuff I'll see you guys later in random

39:32 stuff I'll see you guys later in random

39:32 stuff I'll see you guys later in random land and around sometimes Vlog and uh

39:35 land and around sometimes Vlog and uh

39:35 land and around sometimes Vlog and uh Periscope and Instagram and Snapchat

39:37 Periscope and Instagram and Snapchat

39:37 Periscope and Instagram and Snapchat Live

39:39 Live

39:39 Live fast4 I I'm feeling the shame now I'm

39:43 fast4 I I'm feeling the shame now I'm

39:43 fast4 I I'm feeling the shame now I'm going to go and and I'm going to go

39:46 going to go and and I'm going to go

39:46 going to go and and I'm going to go goodbye

39:49 goodbye

39:49 goodbye [Music]

40:36 [Music]

40:36 [Music] I just want to see one giraffe real

40:39 I just want to see one giraffe real

40:39 I just want to see one giraffe real quick the week I was here with my son

40:42 quick the week I was here with my son

40:42 quick the week I was here with my son was probably the most fun I've ever had

40:45 was probably the most fun I've ever had

40:45 was probably the most fun I've ever had doing anything in my life an Animal

40:48 doing anything in my life an Animal

40:48 doing anything in my life an Animal Kingdom Lodge was like the radest place

40:51 Kingdom Lodge was like the radest place

40:51 Kingdom Lodge was like the radest place ever to stay if you can ever get a

40:53 ever to stay if you can ever get a

40:53 ever to stay if you can ever get a chance to stay here I highly highly

40:56 chance to stay here I highly highly

40:56 chance to stay here I highly highly recommend it this pool all by itself was

40:59 recommend it this pool all by itself was

40:59 recommend it this pool all by itself was super awesome and of course behind it

41:01 super awesome and of course behind it

41:01 super awesome and of course behind it even more Savannah actually as a matter

41:03 even more Savannah actually as a matter

41:03 even more Savannah actually as a matter of fact at night time we came here and

41:06 of fact at night time we came here and

41:06 of fact at night time we came here and if you go out here at night there are

41:08 if you go out here at night there are

41:08 if you go out here at night there are cast members out here trained in the

41:10 cast members out here trained in the

41:10 cast members out here trained in the ways of handing you night vision goggles

41:13 ways of handing you night vision goggles

41:13 ways of handing you night vision goggles and you can take a pair of night vision

41:15 and you can take a pair of night vision

41:15 and you can take a pair of night vision goggles and look out at the animals who

41:17 goggles and look out at the animals who

41:17 goggles and look out at the animals who are somewhat nocturnal running around

41:20 are somewhat nocturnal running around

41:20 are somewhat nocturnal running around out there at night doing stuff and see

41:22 out there at night doing stuff and see

41:22 out there at night doing stuff and see the giraffes out there night vision

41:23 the giraffes out there night vision

41:23 the giraffes out there night vision goggles like real ones like in Jurassic

41:25 goggles like real ones like in Jurassic

41:25 goggles like real ones like in Jurassic Park it's awesome

41:27 Park it's awesome

41:27 Park it's awesome they also have a playground here and of

41:30 they also have a playground here and of

41:30 they also have a playground here and of course back over here by this pool and

41:33 course back over here by this pool and

41:33 course back over here by this pool and by the way there were three or four

41:34 by the way there were three or four

41:34 by the way there were three or four different hot tubs out over here at this

41:36 different hot tubs out over here at this

41:36 different hot tubs out over here at this pool there's this really cool water

41:38 pool there's this really cool water

41:38 pool there's this really cool water slide that comes down from this rock

41:41 slide that comes down from this rock

41:41 slide that comes down from this rock feature here London my son went down

41:43 feature here London my son went down

41:43 feature here London my son went down this like about a million times I went

41:44 this like about a million times I went

41:44 this like about a million times I went down at zero times because even when it

41:46 down at zero times because even when it

41:46 down at zero times because even when it was warm like in November was still

41:48 was warm like in November was still

41:48 was warm like in November was still pretty warm like in the ' 80s and '90s I

41:51 pretty warm like in the ' 80s and '90s I

41:51 pretty warm like in the ' 80s and '90s I uh even then I still don't like being

41:53 uh even then I still don't like being

41:53 uh even then I still don't like being cold so once I'm in the pool I'm like

41:55 cold so once I'm in the pool I'm like

41:55 cold so once I'm in the pool I'm like I'm I get out and get all cold just go

41:57 I'm I get out and get all cold just go

41:57 I'm I get out and get all cold just go down on a water slide I don't know

41:59 down on a water slide I don't know

41:59 down on a water slide I don't know sometimes I can be a little bit of a

42:00 sometimes I can be a little bit of a

42:00 sometimes I can be a little bit of a funny ddy spoil sport but he had

42:22 fun all right this was the place where

42:22 fun all right this was the place where they give us the night vision at night

42:23 they give us the night vision at night

42:23 they give us the night vision at night and there's a whole family over there

42:24 and there's a whole family over there

42:24 and there's a whole family over there looking so I'm hoping I will just see at

42:27 looking so I'm hoping I will just see at

42:27 looking so I'm hoping I will just see at least one more giraffe in the daylight

42:30 least one more giraffe in the daylight

42:30 least one more giraffe in the daylight I've seen the legs earlier this morning

42:31 I've seen the legs earlier this morning

42:31 I've seen the legs earlier this morning but now after that whole experience I

42:33 but now after that whole experience I

42:33 but now after that whole experience I just want to see a

42:46 giraffe he's way way back there in the

42:46 giraffe he's way way back there in the trees way back there I'm going to go

42:49 trees way back there I'm going to go

42:49 trees way back there I'm going to go ahead though and say that this totally

42:52 ahead though and say that this totally

42:52 ahead though and say that this totally counts nailed it

43:04 you've done your duty you can go

43:04 you've done your duty you can go home sleep well

I'm an idiot and I broke Walt Disney World at Animal Kingdom Lodge

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