Christmas in Paris! The Bizarre, the Beautiful, and the Terrifying!

0:03 ah bozo that's how you say good morning

0:03 ah bozo that's how you say good morning in French which is what you speak when

0:05 in French which is what you speak when

0:05 in French which is what you speak when you're in France well or if you're me

0:08 you're in France well or if you're me

0:08 you're in France well or if you're me it's what you try to speak poorly dude

0:10 it's what you try to speak poorly dude

0:10 it's what you try to speak poorly dude would you look size of that Eiffel right

0:15 would you look size of that Eiffel right

0:15 would you look size of that Eiffel right there no matter how many times I see it

0:17 there no matter how many times I see it

0:17 there no matter how many times I see it I will never be able to wrap my mind

0:19 I will never be able to wrap my mind

0:19 I will never be able to wrap my mind around just how God got you and that is

0:23 around just how God got you and that is

0:23 around just how God got you and that is what's French for gargantuan I can't you

0:25 what's French for gargantuan I can't you

0:25 what's French for gargantuan I can't you want

0:25 want

0:25 want it's the biggest telephone pole I ever

0:28 it's the biggest telephone pole I ever

0:28 it's the biggest telephone pole I ever seen now what we're trying to do over

0:30 seen now what we're trying to do over

0:30 seen now what we're trying to do over here just find the perfect shot looking

0:32 here just find the perfect shot looking

0:32 here just find the perfect shot looking at a side street right at the Eiffel

0:34 at a side street right at the Eiffel

0:34 at a side street right at the Eiffel Tower that perfect Instagram spot and

0:36 Tower that perfect Instagram spot and

0:36 Tower that perfect Instagram spot and you bring a fine young Mademoiselle to

0:39 you bring a fine young Mademoiselle to

0:39 you bring a fine young Mademoiselle to pari a perfect picture with the Eiffel

0:41 pari a perfect picture with the Eiffel

0:41 pari a perfect picture with the Eiffel Tower is a must all right I think we're

0:43 Tower is a must all right I think we're

0:43 Tower is a must all right I think we're getting a little closer ah there we go

0:48 getting a little closer ah there we go

0:48 getting a little closer ah there we go that's what I've been looking for the

0:49 that's what I've been looking for the

0:49 that's what I've been looking for the perfect down the street shop right next

0:52 perfect down the street shop right next

0:52 perfect down the street shop right next to the Costello cafe all right here she

0:55 to the Costello cafe all right here she

0:55 to the Costello cafe all right here she goes here she goes now the ones where

1:00 goes here she goes now the ones where

1:00 goes here she goes now the ones where she's coming back

1:03 she's coming back

1:03 she's coming back oh now that's a sick day goodbye Eiffel

1:08 oh now that's a sick day goodbye Eiffel

1:08 oh now that's a sick day goodbye Eiffel Tower look at this there's an airport

1:10 Tower look at this there's an airport

1:10 Tower look at this there's an airport bus stop right here apparently you can

1:11 bus stop right here apparently you can

1:11 bus stop right here apparently you can fly in and say take me to the Eiffel

1:13 fly in and say take me to the Eiffel

1:13 fly in and say take me to the Eiffel Tower and they can I don't want to go

1:18 Tower and they can I don't want to go

1:18 Tower and they can I don't want to go home I don't want to see my wife or kids

1:20 home I don't want to see my wife or kids

1:20 home I don't want to see my wife or kids or cat I want to see the tower

1:22 or cat I want to see the tower

1:22 or cat I want to see the tower ah yes look at this here we have another

1:24 ah yes look at this here we have another

1:24 ah yes look at this here we have another famous monument the Paris ghost pie in

1:29 famous monument the Paris ghost pie in

1:29 famous monument the Paris ghost pie in the world speaking of famous monuments

1:31 the world speaking of famous monuments

1:31 the world speaking of famous monuments if we turn off the Avenue de Suffern

1:33 if we turn off the Avenue de Suffern

1:33 if we turn off the Avenue de Suffern over here we've got UNESCO on one side

1:35 over here we've got UNESCO on one side

1:35 over here we've got UNESCO on one side of us and in front of us the golden dome

1:37 of us and in front of us the golden dome

1:37 of us and in front of us the golden dome of long believed the tomb of Napoleon

1:40 of long believed the tomb of Napoleon

1:40 of long believed the tomb of Napoleon yeah there are a couple years ago but

1:42 yeah there are a couple years ago but

1:42 yeah there are a couple years ago but this I've never seen before now that

1:45 this I've never seen before now that

1:45 this I've never seen before now that looks very Paris to me wait a minute

1:47 looks very Paris to me wait a minute

1:47 looks very Paris to me wait a minute there's cafes riding horses in there but

1:49 there's cafes riding horses in there but

1:49 there's cafes riding horses in there but it's not something I expected to see in

1:51 it's not something I expected to see in

1:51 it's not something I expected to see in Paris today

1:52 Paris today

1:52 Paris today there been a while since we were in

1:54 there been a while since we were in

1:54 there been a while since we were in there the tomb of the Emperor Napoleon

1:57 there the tomb of the Emperor Napoleon

1:57 there the tomb of the Emperor Napoleon and the Paris Military Museum I was

1:59 and the Paris Military Museum I was

1:59 and the Paris Military Museum I was thinking about popping in to pay my

2:00 thinking about popping in to pay my

2:00 thinking about popping in to pay my respect there's no tourists going in

2:02 respect there's no tourists going in

2:02 respect there's no tourists going in there right now just a bunch of military

2:03 there right now just a bunch of military

2:03 there right now just a bunch of military guys guys walking around with machine

2:06 guys guys walking around with machine

2:06 guys guys walking around with machine guns I feel very safe and there's a

2:07 guns I feel very safe and there's a

2:07 guns I feel very safe and there's a bunch of news trucks out here oh well

2:09 bunch of news trucks out here oh well

2:09 bunch of news trucks out here oh well that's okay what we're trying to do

2:10 that's okay what we're trying to do

2:10 that's okay what we're trying to do today is head over to Notre Dame I'm

2:12 today is head over to Notre Dame I'm

2:12 today is head over to Notre Dame I'm really curious to see what it looks like

2:14 really curious to see what it looks like

2:14 really curious to see what it looks like now after the fire dude look at this

2:15 now after the fire dude look at this

2:15 now after the fire dude look at this it's the Rodin Museum at its close today

2:18 it's the Rodin Museum at its close today

2:18 it's the Rodin Museum at its close today we've got the thinker in there he's

2:19 we've got the thinker in there he's

2:19 we've got the thinker in there he's somewhere in there everything's so quiet

2:22 somewhere in there everything's so quiet

2:22 somewhere in there everything's so quiet out here today that's better than

2:24 out here today that's better than

2:24 out here today that's better than getting teargas like last time each time

2:26 getting teargas like last time each time

2:26 getting teargas like last time each time we come we try to go down different side

2:28 we come we try to go down different side

2:28 we come we try to go down different side streets so we can see different parts of

2:29 streets so we can see different parts of

2:29 streets so we can see different parts of the city it leads to some very

2:31 the city it leads to some very

2:31 the city it leads to some very interesting discoveries now google

2:33 interesting discoveries now google

2:33 interesting discoveries now google translate here is working properly and

2:35 translate here is working properly and

2:35 translate here is working properly and gustave doré aim is to live and work

2:37 gustave doré aim is to live and work

2:37 gustave doré aim is to live and work somewhere right here that's pretty cool

2:40 somewhere right here that's pretty cool

2:40 somewhere right here that's pretty cool all those engravings the door a Bible

2:42 all those engravings the door a Bible

2:42 all those engravings the door a Bible just goes to show you you never know

2:44 just goes to show you you never know

2:44 just goes to show you you never know what you're gonna find if you let

2:45 what you're gonna find if you let

2:45 what you're gonna find if you let yourself get a little lost it's

2:47 yourself get a little lost it's

2:47 yourself get a little lost it's interesting I've been seeing Black

2:48 interesting I've been seeing Black

2:48 interesting I've been seeing Black Friday signs all over town pretty sure

2:51 Friday signs all over town pretty sure

2:51 Friday signs all over town pretty sure they don't have Thanksgiving but

2:52 they don't have Thanksgiving but

2:52 they don't have Thanksgiving but everybody likes a good sale oh boy look

2:55 everybody likes a good sale oh boy look

2:55 everybody likes a good sale oh boy look at these chairs out here in front of the

2:57 at these chairs out here in front of the

2:57 at these chairs out here in front of the cafe Holly keeps obsessing over all

2:59 cafe Holly keeps obsessing over all

2:59 cafe Holly keeps obsessing over all these chairs a chair here's one here's a

3:03 these chairs a chair here's one here's a

3:03 these chairs a chair here's one here's a nice chair take your picture with that

3:04 nice chair take your picture with that

3:04 nice chair take your picture with that one it'll be a cute pic do it for the

3:07 one it'll be a cute pic do it for the

3:07 one it'll be a cute pic do it for the gram it's not broken it's vintage ooh

3:11 gram it's not broken it's vintage ooh

3:11 gram it's not broken it's vintage ooh the bar Brazil ooh

3:14 the bar Brazil ooh

3:14 the bar Brazil ooh look at this cafe right here with all

3:16 look at this cafe right here with all

3:16 look at this cafe right here with all the plants on the rows a very popular

3:18 the plants on the rows a very popular

3:18 the plants on the rows a very popular spot for getting a pet guru I got some

3:21 spot for getting a pet guru I got some

3:21 spot for getting a pet guru I got some nice pics of Ali as you can see these

3:23 nice pics of Ali as you can see these

3:23 nice pics of Ali as you can see these people have been doing photo shoots just

3:25 people have been doing photo shoots just

3:25 people have been doing photo shoots just take your picture because I want to fit

3:26 take your picture because I want to fit

3:26 take your picture because I want to fit in crazy how popular a cafe can be just

3:29 in crazy how popular a cafe can be just

3:29 in crazy how popular a cafe can be just as it's photogenic look over here they

3:31 as it's photogenic look over here they

3:31 as it's photogenic look over here they do magnets not quite as popular all

3:34 do magnets not quite as popular all

3:34 do magnets not quite as popular all right now of course the main reason

3:36 right now of course the main reason

3:36 right now of course the main reason we're in Paris is because of Christmas I

3:39 we're in Paris is because of Christmas I

3:39 we're in Paris is because of Christmas I have friends in Paris and every year

3:41 have friends in Paris and every year

3:41 have friends in Paris and every year they fly to the USA for Christmas time

3:43 they fly to the USA for Christmas time

3:43 they fly to the USA for Christmas time but before they do they bring us over

3:45 but before they do they bring us over

3:45 but before they do they bring us over for a little French Christmas and the

3:48 for a little French Christmas and the

3:48 for a little French Christmas and the best part about Christmas in Paris all

3:50 best part about Christmas in Paris all

3:50 best part about Christmas in Paris all the little Christmas markets you can get

3:52 the little Christmas markets you can get

3:52 the little Christmas markets you can get food and presents little Russian doll

3:55 food and presents little Russian doll

3:55 food and presents little Russian doll this little one over here by saw is your

3:57 this little one over here by saw is your

3:57 this little one over here by saw is your main it's pretty nice but it's nothing

3:59 main it's pretty nice but it's nothing

3:59 main it's pretty nice but it's nothing compared to the big one over by the

4:00 compared to the big one over by the

4:00 compared to the big one over by the Louvre all this guy he's all torn up

4:03 Louvre all this guy he's all torn up

4:03 Louvre all this guy he's all torn up yeah all right we're gonna try and check

4:05 yeah all right we're gonna try and check

4:05 yeah all right we're gonna try and check out the big Christmas market later but

4:07 out the big Christmas market later but

4:07 out the big Christmas market later but in the meantime let's keep heading

4:08 in the meantime let's keep heading

4:08 in the meantime let's keep heading towards no trade ah dude look at this

4:10 towards no trade ah dude look at this

4:10 towards no trade ah dude look at this old school drinking fountain right here

4:13 old school drinking fountain right here

4:13 old school drinking fountain right here that's where you came to get your water

4:14 that's where you came to get your water

4:14 that's where you came to get your water back in the day wish I had a bottle

4:16 back in the day wish I had a bottle

4:16 back in the day wish I had a bottle right now these fountains are making me

4:18 right now these fountains are making me

4:18 right now these fountains are making me thirsty alright I feel like we're

4:20 thirsty alright I feel like we're

4:20 thirsty alright I feel like we're getting closer waiting down she's just

4:22 getting closer waiting down she's just

4:22 getting closer waiting down she's just head towards the river dude look how

4:24 head towards the river dude look how

4:24 head towards the river dude look how narrow this little street is it's barely

4:26 narrow this little street is it's barely

4:26 narrow this little street is it's barely one alley why I mean from wall to wall

4:28 one alley why I mean from wall to wall

4:28 one alley why I mean from wall to wall that's maybe two alleys we I just like

4:32 that's maybe two alleys we I just like

4:32 that's maybe two alleys we I just like when they get it these crazy angles in

4:35 when they get it these crazy angles in

4:35 when they get it these crazy angles in America nice to see you familiar face

4:37 America nice to see you familiar face

4:37 America nice to see you familiar face definitely a pretty city probably even

4:39 definitely a pretty city probably even

4:39 definitely a pretty city probably even prettier when it's not 37 degrees though

4:41 prettier when it's not 37 degrees though

4:41 prettier when it's not 37 degrees though I heard some bells maybe this is where

4:45 I heard some bells maybe this is where

4:45 I heard some bells maybe this is where they're keeping Quasimodo till they

4:47 they're keeping Quasimodo till they

4:47 they're keeping Quasimodo till they rebuild no trade on all right I can

4:49 rebuild no trade on all right I can

4:49 rebuild no trade on all right I can smell the river I can see the river oh

4:54 smell the river I can see the river oh

4:54 smell the river I can see the river oh it's the Santa y'all venue I Barry how

4:59 it's the Santa y'all venue I Barry how

4:59 it's the Santa y'all venue I Barry how insane every time you got the Louvre

5:03 insane every time you got the Louvre

5:03 insane every time you got the Louvre over there look how huge it is you got

5:05 over there look how huge it is you got

5:05 over there look how huge it is you got the poem there this is the bridge that

5:07 the poem there this is the bridge that

5:07 the poem there this is the bridge that used to have those locks all over it

5:09 used to have those locks all over it

5:09 used to have those locks all over it until the weight of the locks pretty

5:10 until the weight of the locks pretty

5:10 until the weight of the locks pretty much started destroying the bridge you

5:12 much started destroying the bridge you

5:12 much started destroying the bridge you can see people still

5:14 can see people still

5:14 can see people still ways around it but it's mainly the

5:16 ways around it but it's mainly the

5:16 ways around it but it's mainly the bridge of plexiglass now we put a lock

5:19 bridge of plexiglass now we put a lock

5:19 bridge of plexiglass now we put a lock up somewhere but I can't remember where

5:20 up somewhere but I can't remember where

5:20 up somewhere but I can't remember where now before us out there is the Ile de la

5:23 now before us out there is the Ile de la

5:23 now before us out there is the Ile de la city or the island of the city which is

5:26 city or the island of the city which is

5:26 city or the island of the city which is where no true DOM is almost there now

5:29 where no true DOM is almost there now

5:29 where no true DOM is almost there now look at this here now whenever I come

5:31 look at this here now whenever I come

5:31 look at this here now whenever I come whoa there's all the locks okay what was

5:35 whoa there's all the locks okay what was

5:35 whoa there's all the locks okay what was I gonna say oh yeah whenever I come down

5:36 I gonna say oh yeah whenever I come down

5:36 I gonna say oh yeah whenever I come down here all I can think about is Jean

5:38 here all I can think about is Jean

5:38 here all I can think about is Jean Valjean and Inspector Javert poor Javert

5:41 Valjean and Inspector Javert poor Javert

5:41 Valjean and Inspector Javert poor Javert he had too much honor he had to throw

5:43 he had too much honor he had to throw

5:43 he had too much honor he had to throw himself in the center Bonjour French

5:46 himself in the center Bonjour French

5:46 himself in the center Bonjour French dogs lick look at this this is

5:49 dogs lick look at this this is

5:49 dogs lick look at this this is picturesque Paris here right along the

5:52 picturesque Paris here right along the

5:52 picturesque Paris here right along the sand barges and the beautiful trees and

5:54 sand barges and the beautiful trees and

5:54 sand barges and the beautiful trees and the old stones the beautiful signs on

5:57 the old stones the beautiful signs on

5:57 the old stones the beautiful signs on the wall look at that no PP that's

6:00 the wall look at that no PP that's

6:00 the wall look at that no PP that's awesome Owen let's not forget about

6:03 awesome Owen let's not forget about

6:03 awesome Owen let's not forget about little lockbox shops all along the river

6:06 little lockbox shops all along the river

6:06 little lockbox shops all along the river look at all these little brands and

6:08 look at all these little brands and

6:08 look at all these little brands and books for sale the traditional French

6:10 books for sale the traditional French

6:10 books for sale the traditional French Michelin Man a beautiful art the

6:12 Michelin Man a beautiful art the

6:12 Michelin Man a beautiful art the beautiful strange orange peel French

6:15 beautiful strange orange peel French

6:15 beautiful strange orange peel French Harry Potter there got all the best

6:17 Harry Potter there got all the best

6:17 Harry Potter there got all the best stuff here like jazz hot magazine can't

6:20 stuff here like jazz hot magazine can't

6:20 stuff here like jazz hot magazine can't go to Paris without picking up a copy of

6:21 go to Paris without picking up a copy of

6:21 go to Paris without picking up a copy of jazz hot right here poems service isn't

6:24 jazz hot right here poems service isn't

6:24 jazz hot right here poems service isn't a place for a poem well maybe if you

6:26 a place for a poem well maybe if you

6:26 a place for a poem well maybe if you like saxophones oh boy it's coming into

6:29 like saxophones oh boy it's coming into

6:29 like saxophones oh boy it's coming into view ah Bonjour hello

6:39 ah blah oh there it is now from the

6:39 ah blah oh there it is now from the front it doesn't look too bad from this

6:42 front it doesn't look too bad from this

6:42 front it doesn't look too bad from this angle let's not forget the fire was

6:44 angle let's not forget the fire was

6:44 angle let's not forget the fire was mostly around the back yeah this is wild

6:47 mostly around the back yeah this is wild

6:47 mostly around the back yeah this is wild everybody is gathered here on the

6:49 everybody is gathered here on the

6:49 everybody is gathered here on the closest bridge has the entire front of

6:52 closest bridge has the entire front of

6:52 closest bridge has the entire front of the Cathedral is all closed off oh yeah

6:55 the Cathedral is all closed off oh yeah

6:55 the Cathedral is all closed off oh yeah Wow see the front of it looks okay but

6:58 Wow see the front of it looks okay but

6:59 Wow see the front of it looks okay but this side Oh No the spire is completely

7:03 this side Oh No the spire is completely

7:03 this side Oh No the spire is completely gone that is devastating oh I mean that

7:07 gone that is devastating oh I mean that

7:07 gone that is devastating oh I mean that is painful I mean they're cleaning out

7:09 is painful I mean they're cleaning out

7:09 is painful I mean they're cleaning out the rubble and hoping to rebuild and it

7:11 the rubble and hoping to rebuild and it

7:11 the rubble and hoping to rebuild and it was nice the way it kind of brought the

7:12 was nice the way it kind of brought the

7:12 was nice the way it kind of brought the whole world together people were

7:14 whole world together people were

7:14 whole world together people were donating from all around the plant plus

7:16 donating from all around the plant plus

7:16 donating from all around the plant plus luckily nobody was killed and that one

7:18 luckily nobody was killed and that one

7:18 luckily nobody was killed and that one pre saved all the ancient artifacts like

7:21 pre saved all the ancient artifacts like

7:21 pre saved all the ancient artifacts like that's like making me choked up right

7:22 that's like making me choked up right

7:22 that's like making me choked up right now that's just such a shame Ali just

7:24 now that's just such a shame Ali just

7:24 now that's just such a shame Ali just heard some girl walk by right now and

7:25 heard some girl walk by right now and

7:26 heard some girl walk by right now and girl what'd she say she said it's just a

7:27 girl what'd she say she said it's just a

7:27 girl what'd she say she said it's just a building how dare you not sure DOM is

7:30 building how dare you not sure DOM is

7:30 building how dare you not sure DOM is one of the treasures of the world I'm

7:33 one of the treasures of the world I'm

7:33 one of the treasures of the world I'm glad I was able to film the inside a

7:34 glad I was able to film the inside a

7:34 glad I was able to film the inside a long time ago hopefully sometime in my

7:36 long time ago hopefully sometime in my

7:36 long time ago hopefully sometime in my lifetime I'll be able to visit the

7:38 lifetime I'll be able to visit the

7:38 lifetime I'll be able to visit the inside again all right well since I

7:40 inside again all right well since I

7:40 inside again all right well since I can't fix the cathedral right now I

7:42 can't fix the cathedral right now I

7:42 can't fix the cathedral right now I guess we'll just have to keep on

7:44 guess we'll just have to keep on

7:44 guess we'll just have to keep on cruising definitely hard to look away

7:46 cruising definitely hard to look away

7:46 cruising definitely hard to look away though if you're coming to Paris while

7:47 though if you're coming to Paris while

7:47 though if you're coming to Paris while this is still under construction and

7:49 this is still under construction and

7:49 this is still under construction and you'll want to see a rad Church

7:50 you'll want to see a rad Church

7:50 you'll want to see a rad Church something just as if not arguably more

7:53 something just as if not arguably more

7:53 something just as if not arguably more beautiful than no TRADOC is the sauce

7:54 beautiful than no TRADOC is the sauce

7:54 beautiful than no TRADOC is the sauce Chapelle right across the street from

7:56 Chapelle right across the street from

7:56 Chapelle right across the street from it's possibly one of the most beautiful

7:58 it's possibly one of the most beautiful

7:58 it's possibly one of the most beautiful places I've ever seen I'll try and

8:00 places I've ever seen I'll try and

8:00 places I've ever seen I'll try and remember to put a link down below by the

8:02 remember to put a link down below by the

8:02 remember to put a link down below by the way I just noticed the cafe behind Notre

8:04 way I just noticed the cafe behind Notre

8:04 way I just noticed the cafe behind Notre Dame has called it the Esmeralda I see

8:06 Dame has called it the Esmeralda I see

8:06 Dame has called it the Esmeralda I see what they did there and I liked it

8:12 waffles well you can get close on this

8:12 waffles well you can get close on this side Oh Dan well at least the gargoyles

8:15 side Oh Dan well at least the gargoyles

8:15 side Oh Dan well at least the gargoyles are okay and on the bright side the

8:17 are okay and on the bright side the

8:17 are okay and on the bright side the whole building didn't collapse which is

8:18 whole building didn't collapse which is

8:18 whole building didn't collapse which is what they were worried about at first

8:20 what they were worried about at first

8:20 what they were worried about at first sorry I didn't mean to focus on this for

8:21 sorry I didn't mean to focus on this for

8:21 sorry I didn't mean to focus on this for this long but it's hard to tear yourself

8:22 this long but it's hard to tear yourself

8:22 this long but it's hard to tear yourself away from Notre Dom under normal

8:24 away from Notre Dom under normal

8:24 away from Notre Dom under normal circumstances much less during this kind

8:27 circumstances much less during this kind

8:27 circumstances much less during this kind of craziness even with all the damage

8:28 of craziness even with all the damage

8:28 of craziness even with all the damage still beautiful huh well back to the set

8:31 still beautiful huh well back to the set

8:31 still beautiful huh well back to the set look at the size of these river boats

8:33 look at the size of these river boats

8:33 look at the size of these river boats here man someday I'm gonna hop on board

8:36 here man someday I'm gonna hop on board

8:36 here man someday I'm gonna hop on board one of those oh my gosh looks weak it

8:38 one of those oh my gosh looks weak it

8:38 one of those oh my gosh looks weak it looks like we could just jump down on

8:40 looks like we could just jump down on

8:40 looks like we could just jump down on top of dude it's 40 degrees out here no

8:43 top of dude it's 40 degrees out here no

8:43 top of dude it's 40 degrees out here no one's sitting on the Sun chairs

8:45 one's sitting on the Sun chairs

8:45 one's sitting on the Sun chairs it's sticking out both ends of the

8:47 it's sticking out both ends of the

8:47 it's sticking out both ends of the bridge oh that felt weird hi before we

8:50 bridge oh that felt weird hi before we

8:50 bridge oh that felt weird hi before we get over to the big Christmas market

8:52 get over to the big Christmas market

8:52 get over to the big Christmas market which is what I really want to see how

8:53 which is what I really want to see how

8:53 which is what I really want to see how Berta over here wants us to find some

8:55 Berta over here wants us to find some

8:55 Berta over here wants us to find some certain stores so now we're off getting

8:57 certain stores so now we're off getting

8:57 certain stores so now we're off getting lost on the right bank having an

8:59 lost on the right bank having an

8:59 lost on the right bank having an adventure I love a little street art in

9:01 adventure I love a little street art in

9:01 adventure I love a little street art in Paris Wow it's definitely easy to turn a

9:03 Paris Wow it's definitely easy to turn a

9:03 Paris Wow it's definitely easy to turn a corner here and find a whole new

9:05 corner here and find a whole new

9:05 corner here and find a whole new beautiful little spot that you've never

9:07 beautiful little spot that you've never

9:07 beautiful little spot that you've never seen before

9:07 seen before

9:07 seen before look at this French Bugs Bunny and in

9:09 look at this French Bugs Bunny and in

9:09 look at this French Bugs Bunny and in France bugs eat bananas Wow look at this

9:13 France bugs eat bananas Wow look at this

9:13 France bugs eat bananas Wow look at this Oh church scarily realistic mannequin

9:17 Oh church scarily realistic mannequin

9:17 Oh church scarily realistic mannequin and this statue that still loaded so

9:19 and this statue that still loaded so

9:19 and this statue that still loaded so much to see gargoyles oh there's so many

9:22 much to see gargoyles oh there's so many

9:22 much to see gargoyles oh there's so many of a wolf look at this guy's face Wow

9:24 of a wolf look at this guy's face Wow

9:24 of a wolf look at this guy's face Wow look at this building over here with all

9:26 look at this building over here with all

9:26 look at this building over here with all the hamster tubes on it they call this

9:28 the hamster tubes on it they call this

9:28 the hamster tubes on it they call this one lay Habitrail a lot of random art

9:30 one lay Habitrail a lot of random art

9:30 one lay Habitrail a lot of random art today I still haven't used one of these

9:31 today I still haven't used one of these

9:31 today I still haven't used one of these Street toilets here but I really want

9:34 Street toilets here but I really want

9:34 Street toilets here but I really want it's always good to have goals all right

9:36 it's always good to have goals all right

9:36 it's always good to have goals all right well I'll check Google for directions

9:38 well I'll check Google for directions

9:38 well I'll check Google for directions and it turns out her store is closed

9:40 and it turns out her store is closed

9:40 and it turns out her store is closed sorry cold little one I quit but

9:43 sorry cold little one I quit but

9:43 sorry cold little one I quit but accidentally stumbled upon this this is

9:45 accidentally stumbled upon this this is

9:45 accidentally stumbled upon this this is one little section of one little piece

9:47 one little section of one little piece

9:47 one little section of one little piece of rounded power from the original walls

9:50 of rounded power from the original walls

9:50 of rounded power from the original walls surrounding Paris at least that's what I

9:53 surrounding Paris at least that's what I

9:53 surrounding Paris at least that's what I was told

9:53 was told

9:53 was told yeah look see at the base you can see a

9:55 yeah look see at the base you can see a

9:55 yeah look see at the base you can see a little sign over here

9:58 little sign over here

9:58 little sign over here gotta keep those English out right all

10:00 gotta keep those English out right all

10:00 gotta keep those English out right all right well if we're not going to the

10:01 right well if we're not going to the

10:01 right well if we're not going to the store then we might as well head towards

10:03 store then we might as well head towards

10:03 store then we might as well head towards the Christmas market hard to tell in

10:08 the Christmas market hard to tell in

10:08 the Christmas market hard to tell in Paris cuz even the babies are doing

10:11 Paris cuz even the babies are doing

10:11 Paris cuz even the babies are doing street art wow so much art around here

10:13 street art wow so much art around here

10:13 street art wow so much art around here makes sense I guess because the Louvre

10:15 makes sense I guess because the Louvre

10:15 makes sense I guess because the Louvre the world's largest art museum is right

10:17 the world's largest art museum is right

10:17 the world's largest art museum is right across the street has been a while since

10:19 across the street has been a while since

10:19 across the street has been a while since I've tracked it down but I believe this

10:21 I've tracked it down but I believe this

10:21 I've tracked it down but I believe this ride here used to be the hotel that Mark

10:24 ride here used to be the hotel that Mark

10:24 ride here used to be the hotel that Mark Twain stayed in when he was here one

10:26 Twain stayed in when he was here one

10:26 Twain stayed in when he was here one time Grand Hotel Deleuze actually yeah

10:29 time Grand Hotel Deleuze actually yeah

10:29 time Grand Hotel Deleuze actually yeah you can see the ghost ride with the old

10:31 you can see the ghost ride with the old

10:31 you can see the ghost ride with the old mormont Mark Twain was here so he can

10:37 mormont Mark Twain was here so he can

10:37 mormont Mark Twain was here so he can get some traditional French cuisine oh

10:41 get some traditional French cuisine oh

10:41 get some traditional French cuisine oh look there's some little Tomatoes here

10:43 look there's some little Tomatoes here

10:43 look there's some little Tomatoes here is this a McDonald's song you can get

10:46 is this a McDonald's song you can get

10:46 is this a McDonald's song you can get your McDonald's socks 200 yards away

10:49 your McDonald's socks 200 yards away

10:49 your McDonald's socks 200 yards away they have the Mona Lisa and here we have

10:51 they have the Mona Lisa and here we have

10:51 they have the Mona Lisa and here we have some American art nice all right of

10:54 some American art nice all right of

10:54 some American art nice all right of course the loose ball you have to take a

10:57 course the loose ball you have to take a

10:57 course the loose ball you have to take a look at the pyramid pretty sure there's

10:58 look at the pyramid pretty sure there's

10:58 look at the pyramid pretty sure there's some kind of law about it now normally

11:00 some kind of law about it now normally

11:00 some kind of law about it now normally we dip in up there to see the Mona Lisa

11:02 we dip in up there to see the Mona Lisa

11:02 we dip in up there to see the Mona Lisa but it's getting a little too late we've

11:04 but it's getting a little too late we've

11:04 but it's getting a little too late we've got some Christmas stuff to see ah look

11:06 got some Christmas stuff to see ah look

11:06 got some Christmas stuff to see ah look at this it's the little arc de triumphe

11:08 at this it's the little arc de triumphe

11:08 at this it's the little arc de triumphe the triumph repair saw a man up on top

11:10 the triumph repair saw a man up on top

11:11 the triumph repair saw a man up on top they used to have those four horses from

11:13 they used to have those four horses from

11:13 they used to have those four horses from Constantinople that are at st. Mark's in

11:15 Constantinople that are at st. Mark's in

11:15 Constantinople that are at st. Mark's in Venice it's a pretty sure that's how the

11:17 Venice it's a pretty sure that's how the

11:17 Venice it's a pretty sure that's how the story goes but they gave them back of

11:18 story goes but they gave them back of

11:18 story goes but they gave them back of course and it's food

11:20 course and it's food

11:20 course and it's food we must go to find Krishna here where

11:24 we must go to find Krishna here where

11:24 we must go to find Krishna here where the two wings of the Louvre come out is

11:25 the two wings of the Louvre come out is

11:26 the two wings of the Louvre come out is the tweener eating there was a palace

11:28 the tweener eating there was a palace

11:28 the tweener eating there was a palace here that was once the home of the

11:29 here that was once the home of the

11:29 here that was once the home of the French kings but after they locked off

11:31 French kings but after they locked off

11:31 French kings but after they locked off the last ones head right down there but

11:33 the last ones head right down there but

11:33 the last ones head right down there but we Lurie palace burned down leaving the

11:35 we Lurie palace burned down leaving the

11:35 we Lurie palace burned down leaving the twee lurid garden home to many nude

11:37 twee lurid garden home to many nude

11:37 twee lurid garden home to many nude statues and now our christmas market oh

11:41 statues and now our christmas market oh

11:41 statues and now our christmas market oh boy look at that ferris wheel I don't

11:43 boy look at that ferris wheel I don't

11:43 boy look at that ferris wheel I don't like a look to that come on we have to

11:45 like a look to that come on we have to

11:45 like a look to that come on we have to we have to well if we have to then we

11:48 we have to well if we have to then we

11:48 we have to well if we have to then we better get it over with

11:49 better get it over with

11:49 better get it over with oh gosh oh God the worst part is I gotta

11:52 oh gosh oh God the worst part is I gotta

11:52 oh gosh oh God the worst part is I gotta pay for my chair my gosh oh gosh well as

11:56 pay for my chair my gosh oh gosh well as

11:56 pay for my chair my gosh oh gosh well as long as we don't stick our arm out oh no

11:58 long as we don't stick our arm out oh no

11:58 long as we don't stick our arm out oh no it's moving it's moving oh no oh man

12:02 it's moving it's moving oh no oh man

12:02 it's moving it's moving oh no oh man were meant to fly we'd have wings sacre

12:05 were meant to fly we'd have wings sacre

12:05 were meant to fly we'd have wings sacre bleu Wow Oh

12:06 bleu Wow Oh

12:06 bleu Wow Oh holy moly I mean don't get me wrong the

12:09 holy moly I mean don't get me wrong the

12:09 holy moly I mean don't get me wrong the city of Paris looks beautiful from up

12:11 city of Paris looks beautiful from up

12:11 city of Paris looks beautiful from up here but all I can think of is that drop

12:13 here but all I can think of is that drop

12:13 here but all I can think of is that drop I just keep stopping no you can see the

12:15 I just keep stopping no you can see the

12:15 I just keep stopping no you can see the Eiffel Tower I'll believe I've turned on

12:18 Eiffel Tower I'll believe I've turned on

12:18 Eiffel Tower I'll believe I've turned on this back there oh [ __ ] just going

12:20 this back there oh [ __ ] just going

12:20 this back there oh [ __ ] just going backwards now

12:21 backwards now

12:21 backwards now don't laugh why are you laughing oh

12:22 don't laugh why are you laughing oh

12:22 don't laugh why are you laughing oh we're stopped at the top This Is It this

12:24 we're stopped at the top This Is It this

12:24 we're stopped at the top This Is It this is it

12:25 is it

12:25 is it this is officially the worst thing we've

12:27 this is officially the worst thing we've

12:27 this is officially the worst thing we've ever done oh this is not right there's a

12:29 ever done oh this is not right there's a

12:29 ever done oh this is not right there's a freakin hot air balloon out there okay I

12:31 freakin hot air balloon out there okay I

12:31 freakin hot air balloon out there okay I guess it could be worse

12:32 guess it could be worse

12:32 guess it could be worse oh my gosh we can see into everybody's

12:34 oh my gosh we can see into everybody's

12:34 oh my gosh we can see into everybody's bedroom dude just look at this look

12:45 that unbelievable absolutely terrifying

12:45 that unbelievable absolutely terrifying oh my gosh this is not cool oh man I

12:48 oh my gosh this is not cool oh man I

12:48 oh my gosh this is not cool oh man I don't like this look at all these happy

12:49 don't like this look at all these happy

12:49 don't like this look at all these happy lucky people down here on the ground

12:51 lucky people down here on the ground

12:51 lucky people down here on the ground when are we getting off no of course

12:52 when are we getting off no of course

12:52 when are we getting off no of course we're not getting uh-oh why is it so

12:55 we're not getting uh-oh why is it so

12:55 we're not getting uh-oh why is it so woopie good jerky I got to admit though

12:57 woopie good jerky I got to admit though

12:57 woopie good jerky I got to admit though it is better while it's moving than when

12:58 it is better while it's moving than when

12:58 it is better while it's moving than when it stops to load people that's the worst

13:01 it stops to load people that's the worst

13:01 it stops to load people that's the worst long way down oh my gosh please be our

13:03 long way down oh my gosh please be our

13:03 long way down oh my gosh please be our stuff oh I'm a super cool oh my gosh now

13:06 stuff oh I'm a super cool oh my gosh now

13:06 stuff oh I'm a super cool oh my gosh now I can say I've done it I never need to

13:08 I can say I've done it I never need to

13:08 I can say I've done it I never need to do it okay that was my one close

13:10 do it okay that was my one close

13:10 do it okay that was my one close encounter with death for this Christmas

13:11 encounter with death for this Christmas

13:11 encounter with death for this Christmas and now I can just enjoy the beautiful

13:14 and now I can just enjoy the beautiful

13:14 and now I can just enjoy the beautiful Christmas market whoa look at all the

13:16 Christmas market whoa look at all the

13:16 Christmas market whoa look at all the Christmas wieners how about that mustard

13:18 Christmas wieners how about that mustard

13:18 Christmas wieners how about that mustard dispenser Wow look at this what is all

13:21 dispenser Wow look at this what is all

13:21 dispenser Wow look at this what is all of this that's kind of the fun parts

13:22 of this that's kind of the fun parts

13:22 of this that's kind of the fun parts figuring out what everything is look at

13:24 figuring out what everything is look at

13:24 figuring out what everything is look at this are these giant wheels of cheese

13:26 this are these giant wheels of cheese

13:26 this are these giant wheels of cheese like pasta in them I want it all good

13:29 like pasta in them I want it all good

13:29 like pasta in them I want it all good pie Wow I can't eat bread but I wish I

13:33 pie Wow I can't eat bread but I wish I

13:33 pie Wow I can't eat bread but I wish I could Oh Bonjour my dad having a little

13:36 could Oh Bonjour my dad having a little

13:36 could Oh Bonjour my dad having a little bit of a wardrobe malfunction there I

13:38 bit of a wardrobe malfunction there I

13:38 bit of a wardrobe malfunction there I love the way the tops of the boots are

13:39 love the way the tops of the boots are

13:39 love the way the tops of the boots are decorated what escargot well I guess

13:42 decorated what escargot well I guess

13:42 decorated what escargot well I guess Carnot did this mini Moulin Rouge wine

13:45 Carnot did this mini Moulin Rouge wine

13:45 Carnot did this mini Moulin Rouge wine bar you know Marilyn Monroe likes it

13:47 bar you know Marilyn Monroe likes it

13:47 bar you know Marilyn Monroe likes it though it's it Oh Marilyn your face

13:49 though it's it Oh Marilyn your face

13:49 though it's it Oh Marilyn your face someone needs to help her with her

13:50 someone needs to help her with her

13:50 someone needs to help her with her makeup Wow look at the big cabin over

13:52 makeup Wow look at the big cabin over

13:52 makeup Wow look at the big cabin over here yeah like when things are in

13:53 here yeah like when things are in

13:53 here yeah like when things are in Spanish I understand Spanish a little

13:55 Spanish I understand Spanish a little

13:55 Spanish I understand Spanish a little bit pokey

13:56 bit pokey

13:56 bit pokey ah the traditional Christmas barrel

13:58 ah the traditional Christmas barrel

13:58 ah the traditional Christmas barrel table I'll probably cook all the food in

14:00 table I'll probably cook all the food in

14:00 table I'll probably cook all the food in these giant pans out here so many smell

14:03 these giant pans out here so many smell

14:03 these giant pans out here so many smell most of them very very good because this

14:05 most of them very very good because this

14:05 most of them very very good because this giant cheese right here that keeps

14:07 giant cheese right here that keeps

14:07 giant cheese right here that keeps scraping off in the sandwiches it's the

14:09 scraping off in the sandwiches it's the

14:09 scraping off in the sandwiches it's the stinky cheese so they got chicken legs

14:10 stinky cheese so they got chicken legs

14:10 stinky cheese so they got chicken legs over here what's such a very foreign

14:12 over here what's such a very foreign

14:12 over here what's such a very foreign food here including the new yard hot

14:15 food here including the new yard hot

14:15 food here including the new yard hot dogs

14:16 dogs

14:16 dogs hey it's foreign to that wait a minute

14:17 hey it's foreign to that wait a minute

14:17 hey it's foreign to that wait a minute black and it smells so good there's only

14:20 black and it smells so good there's only

14:20 black and it smells so good there's only one smell here but I'm not particularly

14:22 one smell here but I'm not particularly

14:22 one smell here but I'm not particularly fond of and that's the vin chaud hot

14:25 fond of and that's the vin chaud hot

14:25 fond of and that's the vin chaud hot wine one but Ali is determined to try it

14:28 wine one but Ali is determined to try it

14:28 wine one but Ali is determined to try it this time no matter how stinky there's a

14:30 this time no matter how stinky there's a

14:31 this time no matter how stinky there's a wee

14:31 wee

14:31 wee to find some Wow welcome welcome

14:34 to find some Wow welcome welcome

14:34 to find some Wow welcome welcome Pfizer this thing a mechanical nativity

14:37 Pfizer this thing a mechanical nativity

14:37 Pfizer this thing a mechanical nativity nice look at the size of those frying

14:40 nice look at the size of those frying

14:40 nice look at the size of those frying pans they've some texas-sized frying

14:43 pans they've some texas-sized frying

14:43 pans they've some texas-sized frying pans okay I see a lot of signs that say

14:45 pans okay I see a lot of signs that say

14:45 pans okay I see a lot of signs that say freeway which i think is chicken and I

14:47 freeway which i think is chicken and I

14:47 freeway which i think is chicken and I see some cosy little fire places where

14:49 see some cosy little fire places where

14:49 see some cosy little fire places where you can warm up your hand and your

14:52 you can warm up your hand and your

14:52 you can warm up your hand and your derriere if you're brave enough looks

14:53 derriere if you're brave enough looks

14:53 derriere if you're brave enough looks like Smith is enjoying a break from the

14:55 like Smith is enjoying a break from the

14:55 like Smith is enjoying a break from the cold and I don't see oh here you go

14:57 cold and I don't see oh here you go

14:57 cold and I don't see oh here you go Misha are you really doing this alright

15:00 Misha are you really doing this alright

15:00 Misha are you really doing this alright she's gonna try weird a culvert here

15:03 she's gonna try weird a culvert here

15:03 she's gonna try weird a culvert here three maybe four Christmas seasons in a

15:05 three maybe four Christmas seasons in a

15:05 three maybe four Christmas seasons in a row getting to the point where I don't

15:06 row getting to the point where I don't

15:06 row getting to the point where I don't feel like it's Christmas unless I smell

15:08 feel like it's Christmas unless I smell

15:08 feel like it's Christmas unless I smell hot wine and crepe oh my gosh you did it

15:11 hot wine and crepe oh my gosh you did it

15:11 hot wine and crepe oh my gosh you did it you got the hot wine alright drink it

15:13 you got the hot wine alright drink it

15:13 you got the hot wine alright drink it I think the being shot yeah try it does

15:19 I think the being shot yeah try it does

15:19 I think the being shot yeah try it does it taste bad not really smell so weird

15:33 that tastes like hot wine maybe just a

15:33 that tastes like hot wine maybe just a little I mean I will definitely keep

15:35 little I mean I will definitely keep

15:35 little I mean I will definitely keep your warm love my mouth tastes like

15:36 your warm love my mouth tastes like

15:36 your warm love my mouth tastes like France now I should have got the

15:38 France now I should have got the

15:38 France now I should have got the chocolate chat instead of the bean chai

15:39 chocolate chat instead of the bean chai

15:39 chocolate chat instead of the bean chai shop chat Julius I love the little guard

15:42 shop chat Julius I love the little guard

15:42 shop chat Julius I love the little guard know who over here just because they

15:44 know who over here just because they

15:44 know who over here just because they can't brushing dolls lots of fur hot hot

15:47 can't brushing dolls lots of fur hot hot

15:47 can't brushing dolls lots of fur hot hot nuts over here I'm Santa Claus

15:50 nuts over here I'm Santa Claus

15:50 nuts over here I'm Santa Claus probably anyway Santa Claus and then

15:53 probably anyway Santa Claus and then

15:53 probably anyway Santa Claus and then look at this around the corner they got

15:55 look at this around the corner they got

15:55 look at this around the corner they got a little nativity set up they've got

15:57 a little nativity set up they've got

15:57 a little nativity set up they've got some Christmas al oh I know what this

15:59 some Christmas al oh I know what this

15:59 some Christmas al oh I know what this means it means free well how about that

16:03 means it means free well how about that

16:03 means it means free well how about that and animatronic nativity everybody's

16:07 and animatronic nativity everybody's

16:07 and animatronic nativity everybody's animatronic even the animals well

16:09 animatronic even the animals well

16:09 animatronic even the animals well everybody but baby Jesus no wait he's

16:12 everybody but baby Jesus no wait he's

16:12 everybody but baby Jesus no wait he's moving to to Christmas miracle look at

16:14 moving to to Christmas miracle look at

16:14 moving to to Christmas miracle look at that they got the sheep and the shappers

16:17 that they got the sheep and the shappers

16:17 that they got the sheep and the shappers and Mary and Joseph and some other

16:19 and Mary and Joseph and some other

16:19 and Mary and Joseph and some other random kids it's so touching but not too

16:22 random kids it's so touching but not too

16:22 random kids it's so touching but not too touching dude that was rad rather than

16:24 touching dude that was rad rather than

16:24 touching dude that was rad rather than be Chad look at this merry-go-round over

16:27 be Chad look at this merry-go-round over

16:27 be Chad look at this merry-go-round over here looking at there's a freaking

16:28 here looking at there's a freaking

16:28 here looking at there's a freaking Harley on that bad boy there's a bowl

16:30 Harley on that bad boy there's a bowl

16:30 Harley on that bad boy there's a bowl and an airplane and the weirdest thing

16:32 and an airplane and the weirdest thing

16:32 and an airplane and the weirdest thing is no fence oh man lots more hot drink

16:35 is no fence oh man lots more hot drink

16:35 is no fence oh man lots more hot drink speaking of which now he's gonna go

16:37 speaking of which now he's gonna go

16:37 speaking of which now he's gonna go dispose of hers a little hot chat will

16:39 dispose of hers a little hot chat will

16:39 dispose of hers a little hot chat will go a long way look at this over here

16:42 go a long way look at this over here

16:42 go a long way look at this over here it's a carnival haunted house that last

16:44 it's a carnival haunted house that last

16:44 it's a carnival haunted house that last year I'm pretty darn sure was thriller

16:47 year I'm pretty darn sure was thriller

16:47 year I'm pretty darn sure was thriller themed look at this time it's love Manor

16:50 themed look at this time it's love Manor

16:50 themed look at this time it's love Manor de noël it's a Christmas on it house

16:53 de noël it's a Christmas on it house

16:53 de noël it's a Christmas on it house alright well if we're not gonna ride the

16:54 alright well if we're not gonna ride the

16:54 alright well if we're not gonna ride the Christmas cars completely with

16:56 Christmas cars completely with

16:56 Christmas cars completely with Madagascar Penguins on them by the way

16:58 Madagascar Penguins on them by the way

16:58 Madagascar Penguins on them by the way so I guess we got a ride to remodel

17:00 so I guess we got a ride to remodel

17:00 so I guess we got a ride to remodel thriller house I don't know if they'll

17:01 thriller house I don't know if they'll

17:01 thriller house I don't know if they'll let me film on there but we'll give it a

17:02 let me film on there but we'll give it a

17:02 let me film on there but we'll give it a whirl oK we've got our little plastic

17:04 whirl oK we've got our little plastic

17:04 whirl oK we've got our little plastic tickets here

17:13 I'm just gonna keep it POV oh look at

17:13 I'm just gonna keep it POV oh look at these scary ropes Ali oh that's not the

17:18 these scary ropes Ali oh that's not the

17:18 these scary ropes Ali oh that's not the Santa I know and love oh this is scary

17:25 Santa I know and love oh this is scary

17:26 Santa I know and love oh this is scary actually

17:26 actually

17:26 actually we're upstairs we're upstairs bozo into

17:31 we're upstairs we're upstairs bozo into

17:31 we're upstairs we're upstairs bozo into the salmon just hit the door oh wow

17:55 we're still up there have more Christmas

17:55 we're still up there have more Christmas thrills ahead of us okay this cost 10

17:57 thrills ahead of us okay this cost 10

17:57 thrills ahead of us okay this cost 10 euro which is what like 12 bucks

17:58 euro which is what like 12 bucks

17:58 euro which is what like 12 bucks ooh worth every penny you see Graham oh

18:01 ooh worth every penny you see Graham oh

18:01 ooh worth every penny you see Graham oh my gosh okay I think this must be our

18:04 my gosh okay I think this must be our

18:04 my gosh okay I think this must be our last little room here okay that's dark

18:08 last little room here okay that's dark

18:08 last little room here okay that's dark Oh a picture this should be in the

18:11 Oh a picture this should be in the

18:11 Oh a picture this should be in the Louvre that shouldn't be in here it's

18:14 Louvre that shouldn't be in here it's

18:14 Louvre that shouldn't be in here it's art oh oh why does she get scary Oh lots

18:20 art oh oh why does she get scary Oh lots

18:20 art oh oh why does she get scary Oh lots of screens here very technologically

18:22 of screens here very technologically

18:22 of screens here very technologically advanced oh there's a guy getting

18:24 advanced oh there's a guy getting

18:24 advanced oh there's a guy getting electrocuted China wah wah ha ha

18:28 electrocuted China wah wah ha ha

18:28 electrocuted China wah wah ha ha Christmas go oh my gosh just like not

18:31 Christmas go oh my gosh just like not

18:31 Christmas go oh my gosh just like not scary for the Christmas edition oh

18:33 scary for the Christmas edition oh

18:33 scary for the Christmas edition oh that's a head

18:48 guillotine oh my gosh no werewolf got me

18:48 guillotine oh my gosh no werewolf got me who was sorry for the shaky camerawork

18:49 who was sorry for the shaky camerawork

18:49 who was sorry for the shaky camerawork that was scary

18:50 that was scary

18:50 that was scary alright well they got lots of jewelry

18:52 alright well they got lots of jewelry

18:52 alright well they got lots of jewelry out here I saw a couple of pet rocks of

18:54 out here I saw a couple of pet rocks of

18:54 out here I saw a couple of pet rocks of all things I've heard these hot nuts are

18:56 all things I've heard these hot nuts are

18:56 all things I've heard these hot nuts are really good but I've never tried one

18:57 really good but I've never tried one

18:57 really good but I've never tried one looks like today's the day oh yeah that

19:00 looks like today's the day oh yeah that

19:00 looks like today's the day oh yeah that looks nutty oh so hot it's very Chad

19:03 looks nutty oh so hot it's very Chad

19:03 looks nutty oh so hot it's very Chad very Chad there's like chicken that's

19:09 very Chad there's like chicken that's

19:09 very Chad there's like chicken that's weird

19:10 weird

19:10 weird don't they make it taste like chicken

19:11 don't they make it taste like chicken

19:11 don't they make it taste like chicken that's not Wow dude look at this massive

19:13 that's not Wow dude look at this massive

19:13 that's not Wow dude look at this massive boot right here shake Vincent they've

19:15 boot right here shake Vincent they've

19:15 boot right here shake Vincent they've even got an indoor seating area

19:17 even got an indoor seating area

19:17 even got an indoor seating area recognize me what kind of meat even is

19:20 recognize me what kind of meat even is

19:20 recognize me what kind of meat even is that it doesn't even matter there's a

19:22 that it doesn't even matter there's a

19:22 that it doesn't even matter there's a lot more rides than I expect every time

19:24 lot more rides than I expect every time

19:24 lot more rides than I expect every time look at this la Petite train in nowhere

19:29 look at this la Petite train in nowhere

19:29 look at this la Petite train in nowhere fun would that be

19:31 fun would that be

19:31 fun would that be a little rain look just one kid driving

19:34 a little rain look just one kid driving

19:34 a little rain look just one kid driving the train riding past Rudolph and frosty

19:37 the train riding past Rudolph and frosty

19:38 the train riding past Rudolph and frosty look I like how you drove the train

19:39 look I like how you drove the train

19:39 look I like how you drove the train instead of sitting with Santa poor

19:41 instead of sitting with Santa poor

19:41 instead of sitting with Santa poor lonely Santa Thomas a lot of Christmas

19:44 lonely Santa Thomas a lot of Christmas

19:44 lonely Santa Thomas a lot of Christmas clowns and monkeys on here seems that in

19:46 clowns and monkeys on here seems that in

19:46 clowns and monkeys on here seems that in Europe they see Santa as more of an

19:49 Europe they see Santa as more of an

19:49 Europe they see Santa as more of an adventure than we do in the United

19:51 adventure than we do in the United

19:51 adventure than we do in the United States look at him up there sliding down

19:53 States look at him up there sliding down

19:53 States look at him up there sliding down a ropes and whatnot rescuing people

19:55 a ropes and whatnot rescuing people

19:55 a ropes and whatnot rescuing people maybe he's just coming down to collect

19:57 maybe he's just coming down to collect

19:57 maybe he's just coming down to collect the mail did that fear that is SIBO

20:05 the mail did that fear that is SIBO

20:05 the mail did that fear that is SIBO flames taco barrel a share the report

20:08 flames taco barrel a share the report

20:08 flames taco barrel a share the report there shot the gong

20:09 there shot the gong

20:09 there shot the gong what I appreciate about this place so

20:12 what I appreciate about this place so

20:12 what I appreciate about this place so much is how traditional it is it's

20:14 much is how traditional it is it's

20:14 much is how traditional it is it's really bringing back the

20:15 really bringing back the

20:15 really bringing back the tiny spirit of Christmas I mean really

20:19 tiny spirit of Christmas I mean really

20:19 tiny spirit of Christmas I mean really old-timey and yet it also knows how to

20:22 old-timey and yet it also knows how to

20:22 old-timey and yet it also knows how to be very modern I can't get enough of the

20:26 be very modern I can't get enough of the

20:26 be very modern I can't get enough of the Christmas dinosaurs do you like the

20:27 Christmas dinosaurs do you like the

20:27 Christmas dinosaurs do you like the trash asaurus rex over here we really

20:30 trash asaurus rex over here we really

20:30 trash asaurus rex over here we really need to make Christmas dinosaurs and

20:31 need to make Christmas dinosaurs and

20:31 need to make Christmas dinosaurs and alligators a thing back home oh my as me

20:34 alligators a thing back home oh my as me

20:34 alligators a thing back home oh my as me of my old grandmas house not the t-rex

20:36 of my old grandmas house not the t-rex

20:36 of my old grandmas house not the t-rex just those little motion figures you

20:37 just those little motion figures you

20:37 just those little motion figures you know the Pollard what it's a t-rex

20:41 know the Pollard what it's a t-rex

20:41 know the Pollard what it's a t-rex speech that Tyrannosaurus had the voice

20:43 speech that Tyrannosaurus had the voice

20:43 speech that Tyrannosaurus had the voice of the little French girl we'd be za

20:46 of the little French girl we'd be za

20:46 of the little French girl we'd be za they've got to mechanical rotating

20:49 they've got to mechanical rotating

20:49 they've got to mechanical rotating nativity scenes over here Wow look at

20:51 nativity scenes over here Wow look at

20:51 nativity scenes over here Wow look at all the Christmas trees get all the wine

20:53 all the Christmas trees get all the wine

20:53 all the Christmas trees get all the wine pretty sure the entire city of Paris

20:55 pretty sure the entire city of Paris

20:55 pretty sure the entire city of Paris could come here they'd have enough to

20:56 could come here they'd have enough to

20:56 could come here they'd have enough to give everybody a drink oh yeah with all

21:00 give everybody a drink oh yeah with all

21:00 give everybody a drink oh yeah with all the art made of Records Mary Poppins

21:02 the art made of Records Mary Poppins

21:02 the art made of Records Mary Poppins Batman well that's a unique gift

21:04 Batman well that's a unique gift

21:04 Batman well that's a unique gift opportunity whoa whoa whoa what is going

21:07 opportunity whoa whoa whoa what is going

21:07 opportunity whoa whoa whoa what is going on here well first what's going on right

21:09 on here well first what's going on right

21:09 on here well first what's going on right here look at this guy he's been on duty

21:11 here look at this guy he's been on duty

21:11 here look at this guy he's been on duty too long mater you had a little too much

21:13 too long mater you had a little too much

21:13 too long mater you had a little too much hot wine oh no freaking ice rink out

21:17 hot wine oh no freaking ice rink out

21:17 hot wine oh no freaking ice rink out here that is crazy there's one for the

21:20 here that is crazy there's one for the

21:20 here that is crazy there's one for the adults the drawers and waiting for the

21:21 adults the drawers and waiting for the

21:22 adults the drawers and waiting for the petite the children who brought all the

21:24 petite the children who brought all the

21:24 petite the children who brought all the ice here oh I see it was these penguins

21:28 ice here oh I see it was these penguins

21:28 ice here oh I see it was these penguins here wait a minute it wasn't you well

21:29 here wait a minute it wasn't you well

21:29 here wait a minute it wasn't you well they said it was the Snowman ah oh you

21:32 they said it was the Snowman ah oh you

21:32 they said it was the Snowman ah oh you were snowman for that group of bros ice

21:35 were snowman for that group of bros ice

21:35 were snowman for that group of bros ice skating right there just a couple of

21:37 skating right there just a couple of

21:37 skating right there just a couple of French bros have an escape listening to

21:40 French bros have an escape listening to

21:40 French bros have an escape listening to some tunes spilling me with Christmas

21:42 some tunes spilling me with Christmas

21:42 some tunes spilling me with Christmas cheer good Santa here with a ball sack

21:45 cheer good Santa here with a ball sack

21:45 cheer good Santa here with a ball sack of toys and some happy snowman actually

21:47 of toys and some happy snowman actually

21:47 of toys and some happy snowman actually there's another snowman over here that I

21:48 there's another snowman over here that I

21:48 there's another snowman over here that I really like good old dirty frosty look

21:51 really like good old dirty frosty look

21:51 really like good old dirty frosty look well it's not his flaw he's next to the

21:54 well it's not his flaw he's next to the

21:54 well it's not his flaw he's next to the mud I guess Oh dirty frosty he liked to

21:56 mud I guess Oh dirty frosty he liked to

21:56 mud I guess Oh dirty frosty he liked to smoke in gamble too he drinks hot Chad

21:59 smoke in gamble too he drinks hot Chad

21:59 smoke in gamble too he drinks hot Chad and he uses bad words and your mom won't

22:01 and he uses bad words and your mom won't

22:01 and he uses bad words and your mom won't let him hang out with you oh I know what

22:03 let him hang out with you oh I know what

22:03 let him hang out with you oh I know what somebody ask Santa for

22:06 somebody ask Santa for

22:06 somebody ask Santa for baby oh oh they come and claim before

22:09 baby oh oh they come and claim before

22:09 baby oh oh they come and claim before this stork Chuck's them in the trash

22:10 this stork Chuck's them in the trash

22:10 this stork Chuck's them in the trash right here you got all these giant suits

22:13 right here you got all these giant suits

22:13 right here you got all these giant suits and these giant cattle go on restaurants

22:15 and these giant cattle go on restaurants

22:15 and these giant cattle go on restaurants with animatronic forebears inside and

22:17 with animatronic forebears inside and

22:17 with animatronic forebears inside and speaking of animatronics

22:19 speaking of animatronics

22:19 speaking of animatronics okay these guys are they gonna say

22:23 okay these guys are they gonna say

22:23 okay these guys are they gonna say French union workers oh man this guy

22:26 French union workers oh man this guy

22:26 French union workers oh man this guy lost his horse and his guitar got broken

22:28 lost his horse and his guitar got broken

22:28 lost his horse and his guitar got broken a reindeer arts sing somebody around

22:30 a reindeer arts sing somebody around

22:30 a reindeer arts sing somebody around here its music oh my gosh so many

22:34 here its music oh my gosh so many

22:34 here its music oh my gosh so many Christmas rise sounds like a ride and a

22:36 Christmas rise sounds like a ride and a

22:36 Christmas rise sounds like a ride and a bounce house apatriquen Sponge Bob I

22:39 bounce house apatriquen Sponge Bob I

22:39 bounce house apatriquen Sponge Bob I didn't have that neck injury right now I

22:40 didn't have that neck injury right now I

22:40 didn't have that neck injury right now I would be in there gives me something to

22:42 would be in there gives me something to

22:43 would be in there gives me something to look forward to for next year whoa look

22:45 look forward to for next year whoa look

22:45 look forward to for next year whoa look at these brave souls

22:47 at these brave souls

22:47 at these brave souls it's the reindeer extract it has like

22:49 it's the reindeer extract it has like

22:49 it's the reindeer extract it has like spider-man on it in the Hulk where they

22:52 spider-man on it in the Hulk where they

22:52 spider-man on it in the Hulk where they just slap some paint ears over the side

22:54 just slap some paint ears over the side

22:54 just slap some paint ears over the side and it's ready for Christmas speaking of

22:56 and it's ready for Christmas speaking of

22:56 and it's ready for Christmas speaking of ready for Christmas look it's that fun

22:58 ready for Christmas look it's that fun

22:58 ready for Christmas look it's that fun pic right there I've seen some fun pics

23:00 pic right there I've seen some fun pics

23:00 pic right there I've seen some fun pics in my desk but never one like this it's

23:08 in my desk but never one like this it's

23:08 in my desk but never one like this it's got schemes here to have fun there's a

23:10 got schemes here to have fun there's a

23:10 got schemes here to have fun there's a Santa on the ride going past a minute

23:17 Santa on the ride going past a minute

23:17 Santa on the ride going past a minute what's that we are 9 d sensation three

23:21 what's that we are 9 d sensation three

23:21 what's that we are 9 d sensation three six things I'm not ready for Christmas

23:23 six things I'm not ready for Christmas

23:23 six things I'm not ready for Christmas future get that is why look at this over

23:26 future get that is why look at this over

23:26 future get that is why look at this over here the North Pole she put those

23:28 here the North Pole she put those

23:28 here the North Pole she put those Christmas elves on the roof and looking

23:30 Christmas elves on the roof and looking

23:30 Christmas elves on the roof and looking at Santa riding a rocket that says peace

23:33 at Santa riding a rocket that says peace

23:33 at Santa riding a rocket that says peace or how about this piece of business

23:35 or how about this piece of business

23:35 or how about this piece of business this Santa swing what do you think we're

23:38 this Santa swing what do you think we're

23:38 this Santa swing what do you think we're all people

23:39 all people

23:39 all people oh yeah okay it's nice for Santa he just

23:46 oh yeah okay it's nice for Santa he just

23:46 oh yeah okay it's nice for Santa he just looks uncomfortable up there this is on

23:47 looks uncomfortable up there this is on

23:47 looks uncomfortable up there this is on how you say vive Paris is a pretty crazy

23:53 how you say vive Paris is a pretty crazy

23:53 how you say vive Paris is a pretty crazy [Music]

24:14 I did not realize that is okay even I

24:14 I did not realize that is okay even I admit even now he looks scared to that

24:33 admit even now he looks scared to that

24:33 admit even now he looks scared to that little pool next door those little

24:37 little pool next door those little

24:37 little pool next door those little floating balls it's got some knockoff

24:38 floating balls it's got some knockoff

24:38 floating balls it's got some knockoff Disney character so you know it's good I

24:40 Disney character so you know it's good I

24:40 Disney character so you know it's good I don't speak much French but does that

24:42 don't speak much French but does that

24:42 don't speak much French but does that say the balls of Christmas Santa you're

24:45 say the balls of Christmas Santa you're

24:45 say the balls of Christmas Santa you're so weird

24:46 so weird

24:46 so weird maybe it's bowls of Christmas sorry I

24:48 maybe it's bowls of Christmas sorry I

24:48 maybe it's bowls of Christmas sorry I left my french dictionary at home

24:51 left my french dictionary at home

24:51 left my french dictionary at home but first here I came to France I came

24:53 but first here I came to France I came

24:53 but first here I came to France I came to this Christmas market when it was

24:54 to this Christmas market when it was

24:54 to this Christmas market when it was alongside the Sean's of these days there

24:56 alongside the Sean's of these days there

24:56 alongside the Sean's of these days there was actually even more weird stuff like

24:58 was actually even more weird stuff like

24:58 was actually even more weird stuff like these strange gypsy cars with these

25:00 these strange gypsy cars with these

25:00 these strange gypsy cars with these caricatures that were not very

25:01 caricatures that were not very

25:01 caricatures that were not very politically correct most of the

25:03 politically correct most of the

25:03 politically correct most of the weirdness is really gone now shipping at

25:05 weirdness is really gone now shipping at

25:05 weirdness is really gone now shipping at marshmallow bananas and strawberries are

25:08 marshmallow bananas and strawberries are

25:08 marshmallow bananas and strawberries are pretty weird they put peach to shame

25:09 pretty weird they put peach to shame

25:09 pretty weird they put peach to shame also gummy eiffel's weird and delicious

25:12 also gummy eiffel's weird and delicious

25:12 also gummy eiffel's weird and delicious wait a minute I spoke too soon there's

25:26 wait a minute I spoke too soon there's

25:26 wait a minute I spoke too soon there's two in gnome lady France listen listen

25:30 two in gnome lady France listen listen

25:30 two in gnome lady France listen listen [Music]

25:32 [Music]

25:32 [Music] it isn't easy that you have no idea what

25:37 it isn't easy that you have no idea what

25:37 it isn't easy that you have no idea what he's saying but it doesn't matter this

25:39 he's saying but it doesn't matter this

25:39 he's saying but it doesn't matter this is my new favorite thing and the

25:42 is my new favorite thing and the

25:42 is my new favorite thing and the radishes scent that happened the tweener

25:44 radishes scent that happened the tweener

25:44 radishes scent that happened the tweener is all year round all right I don't

25:46 is all year round all right I don't

25:46 is all year round all right I don't think we could get a goldfish poem even

25:48 think we could get a goldfish poem even

25:48 think we could get a goldfish poem even if we won one I don't really feel like

25:50 if we won one I don't really feel like

25:50 if we won one I don't really feel like playing the Hollywood shooting game

25:52 playing the Hollywood shooting game

25:52 playing the Hollywood shooting game another French Christmas tradition so I

25:54 another French Christmas tradition so I

25:54 another French Christmas tradition so I think that just about wraps it up except

25:57 think that just about wraps it up except

25:57 think that just about wraps it up except you know what last year we had two

25:59 you know what last year we had two

25:59 you know what last year we had two working Santa's for sale it's like the

26:01 working Santa's for sale it's like the

26:01 working Santa's for sale it's like the regret of my life that I didn't buy one

26:03 regret of my life that I didn't buy one

26:03 regret of my life that I didn't buy one last year see lots of really cool stuff

26:06 last year see lots of really cool stuff

26:06 last year see lots of really cool stuff twerking Santa yet it should feel so

26:11 twerking Santa yet it should feel so

26:11 twerking Santa yet it should feel so involved there's a couple more boots on

26:13 involved there's a couple more boots on

26:13 involved there's a couple more boots on this side we haven't seen yet there's

26:15 this side we haven't seen yet there's

26:15 this side we haven't seen yet there's some creepy little elf ooh and a centum

26:19 some creepy little elf ooh and a centum

26:19 some creepy little elf ooh and a centum amazing nobody beats working someone

26:33 amazing nobody beats working someone

26:33 amazing nobody beats working someone told me they sell them in the United

26:35 told me they sell them in the United

26:35 told me they sell them in the United States I don't even care we are getting

26:37 States I don't even care we are getting

26:37 States I don't even care we are getting one here too all my dreams are coming

26:42 one here too all my dreams are coming

26:42 one here too all my dreams are coming true well some of my dreams

26:43 true well some of my dreams

26:43 true well some of my dreams most of my dream oh man okay didn't come

26:45 most of my dream oh man okay didn't come

26:45 most of my dream oh man okay didn't come with batteries so we'll have to get

26:46 with batteries so we'll have to get

26:46 with batteries so we'll have to get those later but I am thinking how much

26:49 those later but I am thinking how much

26:49 those later but I am thinking how much our kids are gonna love this Ally

26:51 our kids are gonna love this Ally

26:51 our kids are gonna love this Ally alright guys we've done it we got that

26:54 alright guys we've done it we got that

26:54 alright guys we've done it we got that but shakin Santa we've done our duty

26:56 but shakin Santa we've done our duty

26:56 but shakin Santa we've done our duty because we got that booty so I think

26:59 because we got that booty so I think

26:59 because we got that booty so I think that does it at least for tonight

27:01 that does it at least for tonight

27:01 that does it at least for tonight oh how about that Santa's shooting

27:02 oh how about that Santa's shooting

27:02 oh how about that Santa's shooting gallery I've been saying I was gonna

27:04 gallery I've been saying I was gonna

27:04 gallery I've been saying I was gonna film this Christmas Festival forever

27:06 film this Christmas Festival forever

27:06 film this Christmas Festival forever just to share all the holiday joy with

27:08 just to share all the holiday joy with

27:08 just to share all the holiday joy with all of you guys and I'm glad it's

27:10 all of you guys and I'm glad it's

27:10 all of you guys and I'm glad it's finally dying I feel like now my real

27:12 finally dying I feel like now my real

27:12 finally dying I feel like now my real Christmas season has actually and

27:15 Christmas season has actually and

27:15 Christmas season has actually and officially begun we'll have more

27:17 officially begun we'll have more

27:17 officially begun we'll have more adventures very soon but for now grab

27:19 adventures very soon but for now grab

27:19 adventures very soon but for now grab yourself a huge

27:20 yourself a huge

27:20 yourself a huge and some nut chad's and have yourself a

27:23 and some nut chad's and have yourself a

27:23 and some nut chad's and have yourself a merry little Christmas wait sorry

27:25 merry little Christmas wait sorry

27:25 merry little Christmas wait sorry petite this joy I Noah sure I know where

27:28 petite this joy I Noah sure I know where

27:28 petite this joy I Noah sure I know where go home wait Wow

27:33 go home wait Wow

27:33 go home wait Wow [Music]

28:09 oh you can get you cheese here you can

28:09 oh you can get you cheese here you can catch all the cheese you want you can do

28:12 catch all the cheese you want you can do

28:12 catch all the cheese you want you can do a ring toss over here when some poop

28:14 a ring toss over here when some poop

28:14 a ring toss over here when some poop emoji pencil or buy a really

28:17 emoji pencil or buy a really

28:17 emoji pencil or buy a really disturbingly realistic don't scare

28:19 disturbingly realistic don't scare

28:19 disturbingly realistic don't scare yourself to death on a ferris when you

28:21 yourself to death on a ferris when you

28:21 yourself to death on a ferris when you buy a Christmas we're all right I have

28:23 buy a Christmas we're all right I have

28:23 buy a Christmas we're all right I have to admit Paris is okay even ever there's

28:28 to admit Paris is okay even ever there's

28:28 to admit Paris is okay even ever there's a little racy

28:29 a little racy

28:29 a little racy look at this though over here they're

28:30 look at this though over here they're

28:30 look at this though over here they're literally selling buckets of bread and

28:34 literally selling buckets of bread and

28:34 literally selling buckets of bread and cheese just a bunch of bread and cheese

28:43 except Bon Appetit hi there little dare

28:43 except Bon Appetit hi there little dare hold still while I get my arrows out

28:45 hold still while I get my arrows out

28:45 hold still while I get my arrows out okay cuz I'm gonna hunt you but I need a

28:49 okay cuz I'm gonna hunt you but I need a

28:49 okay cuz I'm gonna hunt you but I need a minute okay I'm trying to pick the best

28:51 minute okay I'm trying to pick the best

28:51 minute okay I'm trying to pick the best one out of my pouch here so don't you

28:55 one out of my pouch here so don't you

28:55 one out of my pouch here so don't you learn the why hold on you're gonna like

28:57 learn the why hold on you're gonna like

28:57 learn the why hold on you're gonna like being jerky oh oh

29:00 being jerky oh oh

29:00 being jerky oh oh dirty frosty he was quite their ruffian

29:03 dirty frosty he was quite their ruffian

29:03 dirty frosty he was quite their ruffian cuz he liked to drink and Gamble too but

29:05 cuz he liked to drink and Gamble too but

29:05 cuz he liked to drink and Gamble too but he sure had lots of fun old dirty frosty

29:09 he sure had lots of fun old dirty frosty

29:09 he sure had lots of fun old dirty frosty yes it's true he's made of snow but I

29:11 yes it's true he's made of snow but I

29:11 yes it's true he's made of snow but I wouldn't trust him around your stuff or

29:13 wouldn't trust him around your stuff or

29:13 wouldn't trust him around your stuff or around anyone

29:15 around anyone

29:15 around anyone there must have been some magic in that

29:17 there must have been some magic in that

29:17 there must have been some magic in that old dirty sock they found cuz when he

29:19 old dirty sock they found cuz when he

29:19 old dirty sock they found cuz when he put it on his foot he because you gamble

29:22 put it on his foot he because you gamble

29:22 put it on his foot he because you gamble around old dirty frosty now you know he

29:25 around old dirty frosty now you know he

29:25 around old dirty frosty now you know he lives in France and he hangs out at the

29:27 lives in France and he hangs out at the

29:27 lives in France and he hangs out at the Christmas market without any pants old

29:30 Christmas market without any pants old

29:30 Christmas market without any pants old dirty from Steve because he doesn't need

29:33 dirty from Steve because he doesn't need

29:33 dirty from Steve because he doesn't need a belt since he doesn't have any pants

29:35 a belt since he doesn't have any pants

29:35 a belt since he doesn't have any pants anyway and he

29:36 anyway and he

29:36 anyway and he probably

Christmas in Paris! The Bizarre, the Beautiful, and the Terrifying!

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