Disneyland Maxpass didn't work, so how about Pinocchio?
Today was the FIRST day of Disneyland's Maxpass Fastpasses! Unfortunately for whatever reason I couldn't get it to work! That and a somewhat lost voice leads us to wander the park and ALMOST see something Epic - and poke our noses into some things I haven't seen yet and of course ride through a classic Dark Ride in another Randomland Adventure!
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[Music] boy look at that looks so peaceful so
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boy look at that looks so peaceful so
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boy look at that looks so peaceful so Serene I'll give you three guesses where
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Serene I'll give you three guesses where
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Serene I'll give you three guesses where we are today that's right we're back at
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we are today that's right we're back at
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we are today that's right we're back at Disneyland now after 3 days of d23 and
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Disneyland now after 3 days of d23 and
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Disneyland now after 3 days of d23 and then the big 62nd anniversary of
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then the big 62nd anniversary of
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then the big 62nd anniversary of Disneyland I completely lost my voice I
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Disneyland I completely lost my voice I
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Disneyland I completely lost my voice I had to just sit in the house for an
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had to just sit in the house for an
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had to just sit in the house for an entire day without the ability to
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entire day without the ability to
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entire day without the ability to communicate it's still sort of Barely
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communicate it's still sort of Barely
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communicate it's still sort of Barely There so I'm just trying to be calm
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There so I'm just trying to be calm
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There so I'm just trying to be calm today that's my goal today be calm be
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today that's my goal today be calm be
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today that's my goal today be calm be one with the flowers one with the wind
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one with the flowers one with the wind
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one with the flowers one with the wind it's high summer and about a billion
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it's high summer and about a billion
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it's high summer and about a billion degrees at Disneyland but boy howdy is
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degrees at Disneyland but boy howdy is
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degrees at Disneyland but boy howdy is it beautiful out here today uhoh it's
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it beautiful out here today uhoh it's
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it beautiful out here today uhoh it's Gaston you're going to make us all look
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Gaston you're going to make us all look
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Gaston you're going to make us all look bad Gaston hide somewhere it's now
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bad Gaston hide somewhere it's now
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bad Gaston hide somewhere it's now officially been two solid years since
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officially been two solid years since
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officially been two solid years since the diamond anniversary of Disneyland
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the diamond anniversary of Disneyland
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the diamond anniversary of Disneyland but look at that there's still
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but look at that there's still
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but look at that there's still diamondess all over the roofs of the
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diamondess all over the roofs of the
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diamondess all over the roofs of the castle out of mind I actually think it
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castle out of mind I actually think it
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castle out of mind I actually think it looks really good I just wish it still
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looks really good I just wish it still
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looks really good I just wish it still do that little nighttime sparkly thing
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do that little nighttime sparkly thing
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do that little nighttime sparkly thing it did for a while it's crazy to me to
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it did for a while it's crazy to me to
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it did for a while it's crazy to me to think just how much has actually changed
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think just how much has actually changed
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think just how much has actually changed in that short of a time period one
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in that short of a time period one
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in that short of a time period one thing's for sure Walts little park has
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thing's for sure Walts little park has
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thing's for sure Walts little park has gotten a lot busier and a lot trendier
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gotten a lot busier and a lot trendier
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gotten a lot busier and a lot trendier too I can remember a time where
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too I can remember a time where
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too I can remember a time where Disneyland was considered to be only for
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Disneyland was considered to be only for
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Disneyland was considered to be only for little kids if grown-ups or us big kids
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little kids if grown-ups or us big kids
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little kids if grown-ups or us big kids liked Disneyland we were considered
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liked Disneyland we were considered
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liked Disneyland we were considered nerds or dorks now it's everyone man now
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nerds or dorks now it's everyone man now
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nerds or dorks now it's everyone man now it's all the cool kids it's a hip and
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it's all the cool kids it's a hip and
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it's all the cool kids it's a hip and happening place to be well would you
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happening place to be well would you
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happening place to be well would you look at that the castle heraldry shop is
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look at that the castle heraldry shop is
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look at that the castle heraldry shop is now the Castle holiday shop all those
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now the Castle holiday shop all those
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now the Castle holiday shop all those daily Disney people were saying it was
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daily Disney people were saying it was
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daily Disney people were saying it was going to be a Peter Pan Fastpass area
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going to be a Peter Pan Fastpass area
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going to be a Peter Pan Fastpass area which who knows might one day actually
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which who knows might one day actually
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which who knows might one day actually come true they definitely need it but
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come true they definitely need it but
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come true they definitely need it but for now it's the holiday shop that's
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for now it's the holiday shop that's
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for now it's the holiday shop that's cool this is my first look inside the
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cool this is my first look inside the
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cool this is my first look inside the new store Ooh La La wow it definitely
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new store Ooh La La wow it definitely
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new store Ooh La La wow it definitely looks different in here so many fewer
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looks different in here so many fewer
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looks different in here so many fewer swords still a few crowns and Dragons
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swords still a few crowns and Dragons
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swords still a few crowns and Dragons though the old creepy candles still
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though the old creepy candles still
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though the old creepy candles still plenty of the old theming hiding around
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plenty of the old theming hiding around
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plenty of the old theming hiding around in plain inside but look at this amongst
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in plain inside but look at this amongst
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in plain inside but look at this amongst all the Christmas decorations are some
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all the Christmas decorations are some
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all the Christmas decorations are some teapots jumbo teapot door Mouse teapot
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teapots jumbo teapot door Mouse teapot
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teapots jumbo teapot door Mouse teapot best of all Maleficent Dragon teapot
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best of all Maleficent Dragon teapot
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best of all Maleficent Dragon teapot complete with teacup they also have all
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complete with teacup they also have all
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complete with teacup they also have all these little dishes up here that I'm
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these little dishes up here that I'm
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these little dishes up here that I'm assuming are like sugar balls maybe look
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assuming are like sugar balls maybe look
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assuming are like sugar balls maybe look at this one that one looks pure evil one
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at this one that one looks pure evil one
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at this one that one looks pure evil one lump or two oh not of sugar of
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lump or two oh not of sugar of
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lump or two oh not of sugar of poison look at this little Mr Toad one
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poison look at this little Mr Toad one
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poison look at this little Mr Toad one that makes me wonder if there's a Mr
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that makes me wonder if there's a Mr
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that makes me wonder if there's a Mr toad teapot cuz if there is I might have
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toad teapot cuz if there is I might have
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toad teapot cuz if there is I might have to start drinking tea makes a lot of
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to start drinking tea makes a lot of
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to start drinking tea makes a lot of sense to have a Christmas shop here with
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sense to have a Christmas shop here with
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sense to have a Christmas shop here with ornament decorating and everything after
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ornament decorating and everything after
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ornament decorating and everything after all while Disney World has a Christmas
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all while Disney World has a Christmas
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all while Disney World has a Christmas shop Paris has a Christmas shop people
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shop Paris has a Christmas shop people
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shop Paris has a Christmas shop people just can't get enough of that holiday
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just can't get enough of that holiday
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just can't get enough of that holiday there's a lot of craziness going on at
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there's a lot of craziness going on at
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there's a lot of craziness going on at Disneyland lately today is the very day
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Disneyland lately today is the very day
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Disneyland lately today is the very day that Disney's new Max pass Fastpass
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that Disney's new Max pass Fastpass
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that Disney's new Max pass Fastpass thing is starting in the app eventually
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thing is starting in the app eventually
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thing is starting in the app eventually this is going to be a payto playay
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this is going to be a payto playay
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this is going to be a payto playay system today I can see rides to choose
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system today I can see rides to choose
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system today I can see rides to choose but I can't see where you actually
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but I can't see where you actually
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but I can't see where you actually hey and it might be because they're just
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hey and it might be because they're just
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hey and it might be because they're just testing it today so it might be free but
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testing it today so it might be free but
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testing it today so it might be free but then again every time I click on it it
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then again every time I click on it it
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then again every time I click on it it says the system is undergoing
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says the system is undergoing
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says the system is undergoing maintenance so maybe they're still just
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maintenance so maybe they're still just
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maintenance so maybe they're still just working out the Kinks I'm not too
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working out the Kinks I'm not too
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working out the Kinks I'm not too worried about it what I am worried about
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worried about it what I am worried about
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worried about it what I am worried about is just staying nice and calm and relax
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is just staying nice and calm and relax
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is just staying nice and calm and relax look at it it's a pretty crowded day at
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look at it it's a pretty crowded day at
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look at it it's a pretty crowded day at Disneyland today all the lines are
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Disneyland today all the lines are
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Disneyland today all the lines are pretty long but I keep finding these
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pretty long but I keep finding these
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pretty long but I keep finding these little bubbles of open space and
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little bubbles of open space and
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little bubbles of open space and happiness oh look at that how beautiful
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happiness oh look at that how beautiful
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happiness oh look at that how beautiful oh look over there there's a guy who's
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oh look over there there's a guy who's
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oh look over there there's a guy who's never happy that's Co grumpy protecting
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never happy that's Co grumpy protecting
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never happy that's Co grumpy protecting the mine with his
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the mine with his
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the mine with his rumpy no one's getting pass my rumpy not
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rumpy no one's getting pass my rumpy not
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rumpy no one's getting pass my rumpy not today maybe Grumpy's rumpies what
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today maybe Grumpy's rumpies what
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today maybe Grumpy's rumpies what stopping the max pass from working I'll
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stopping the max pass from working I'll
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stopping the max pass from working I'll just say this for those familiar with
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just say this for those familiar with
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just say this for those familiar with Walt Disney World it seems a lot like
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Walt Disney World it seems a lot like
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Walt Disney World it seems a lot like the Fast Pass Plus system they have over
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the Fast Pass Plus system they have over
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the Fast Pass Plus system they have over there oh well I'm not too worried about
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there oh well I'm not too worried about
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there oh well I'm not too worried about it just like when they get new rides
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it just like when they get new rides
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it just like when they get new rides here I always figure well it's going to
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here I always figure well it's going to
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here I always figure well it's going to be around for a while a lot of people
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be around for a while a lot of people
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be around for a while a lot of people really stress themselves out trying to
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really stress themselves out trying to
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really stress themselves out trying to be the first to show something or the
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be the first to show something or the
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be the first to show something or the first to experience something that's
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first to experience something that's
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first to experience something that's just not my style to me it's not about
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just not my style to me it's not about
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just not my style to me it's not about being first at Disneyland I don't like
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being first at Disneyland I don't like
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being first at Disneyland I don't like to stress out over things when there's
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to stress out over things when there's
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to stress out over things when there's the first crazy big Hub up I like to sit
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the first crazy big Hub up I like to sit
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the first crazy big Hub up I like to sit back and wait for the mob to calm itself
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back and wait for the mob to calm itself
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back and wait for the mob to calm itself a fantasy land is looking mighty fine
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a fantasy land is looking mighty fine
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a fantasy land is looking mighty fine today there's a little more humidity
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today there's a little more humidity
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today there's a little more humidity than we normally get in Southern
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than we normally get in Southern
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than we normally get in Southern California today people are feeling hot
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California today people are feeling hot
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California today people are feeling hot and toasty and kind of sweaty but happy
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and toasty and kind of sweaty but happy
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and toasty and kind of sweaty but happy it's one of those good vibe days you
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it's one of those good vibe days you
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it's one of those good vibe days you ever go to a theme park or a concert or
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ever go to a theme park or a concert or
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ever go to a theme park or a concert or even like a school assembly and there's
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even like a school assembly and there's
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even like a school assembly and there's a big group of people that should be
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a big group of people that should be
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a big group of people that should be excited but somehow you just feel
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excited but somehow you just feel
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excited but somehow you just feel tension bad vibes I always thought that
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tension bad vibes I always thought that
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tension bad vibes I always thought that was kind of weird that that could happen
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was kind of weird that that could happen
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was kind of weird that that could happen at big events like that you know well
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at big events like that you know well
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at big events like that you know well today is like the polar opposite it's
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today is like the polar opposite it's
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today is like the polar opposite it's like everybody coming in the gate caught
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like everybody coming in the gate caught
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like everybody coming in the gate caught the good mood germ I'm supposed to be
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the good mood germ I'm supposed to be
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the good mood germ I'm supposed to be chill and calm but it's one of those
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chill and calm but it's one of those
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chill and calm but it's one of those days where I can't help getting excited
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days where I can't help getting excited
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days where I can't help getting excited you know what I mean Dumbo it's like I
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you know what I mean Dumbo it's like I
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you know what I mean Dumbo it's like I got the magic feather you lost your
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got the magic feather you lost your
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got the magic feather you lost your magic feather but you're still flying or
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magic feather but you're still flying or
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magic feather but you're still flying or hovering slightly that just goes to show
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hovering slightly that just goes to show
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hovering slightly that just goes to show you you just have to believe crazy to
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you you just have to believe crazy to
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you you just have to believe crazy to think that another change that's come
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think that another change that's come
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think that another change that's come about in the last couple years the
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about in the last couple years the
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about in the last couple years the circus is no more Jumbo's going to make
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circus is no more Jumbo's going to make
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circus is no more Jumbo's going to make a lot less sense to people but I'm glad
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a lot less sense to people but I'm glad
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a lot less sense to people but I'm glad he's here with us hopefully forever hey
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he's here with us hopefully forever hey
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he's here with us hopefully forever hey what in the heck is going on over here
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what in the heck is going on over here
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what in the heck is going on over here look at that Bell and the Beast are over
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look at that Bell and the Beast are over
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look at that Bell and the Beast are over there next to the line for the carousel
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there next to the line for the carousel
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there next to the line for the carousel wouldn't that be cool if they got on and
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wouldn't that be cool if they got on and
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wouldn't that be cool if they got on and took a ride you always see that in
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took a ride you always see that in
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took a ride you always see that in Disneyland commercials you always see
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Disneyland commercials you always see
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Disneyland commercials you always see the characters riding on the ride you
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the characters riding on the ride you
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the characters riding on the ride you almost never ever see that happen in
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almost never ever see that happen in
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almost never ever see that happen in real life however I feel like the Beast
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real life however I feel like the Beast
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real life however I feel like the Beast could get on the carousel he'd have an
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could get on the carousel he'd have an
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could get on the carousel he'd have an awfully hard time fitting inside of
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awfully hard time fitting inside of
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awfully hard time fitting inside of Dumbo have you ever seen characters
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Dumbo have you ever seen characters
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Dumbo have you ever seen characters riding a ride in real life like the
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riding a ride in real life like the
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riding a ride in real life like the commercial I thought it was going to
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commercial I thought it was going to
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commercial I thought it was going to happen I thought we were this close
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happen I thought we were this close
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happen I thought we were this close Justin this is the other Justin the
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Justin this is the other Justin the
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Justin this is the other Justin the Justin and Justin hang it's a new show
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Justin and Justin hang it's a new show
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Justin and Justin hang it's a new show Justin and Justin nope false alarm there
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Justin and Justin nope false alarm there
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Justin and Justin nope false alarm there they go back to their Tavern speaking of
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they go back to their Tavern speaking of
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they go back to their Tavern speaking of which that is still a thing the red rose
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which that is still a thing the red rose
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which that is still a thing the red rose Tavern taking over the village house
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Tavern taking over the village house
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Tavern taking over the village house poor Pinocchio and jepetto first they
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poor Pinocchio and jepetto first they
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poor Pinocchio and jepetto first they took away jepetto's toy shop over there
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took away jepetto's toy shop over there
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took away jepetto's toy shop over there and forced the poor old guy into
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and forced the poor old guy into
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and forced the poor old guy into retirement now they've taken away poor
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retirement now they've taken away poor
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retirement now they've taken away poor Pinocchio's Restaurant sure he's a
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Pinocchio's Restaurant sure he's a
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Pinocchio's Restaurant sure he's a wooden boy but his dreams were real that
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wooden boy but his dreams were real that
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wooden boy but his dreams were real that Beast is one ruthless businessman or
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Beast is one ruthless businessman or
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Beast is one ruthless businessman or business
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business
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business Beast the last time I came in here and
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Beast the last time I came in here and
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Beast the last time I came in here and tried to check out the red rose Tavern
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tried to check out the red rose Tavern
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tried to check out the red rose Tavern it was seriously packed see what I'm
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it was seriously packed see what I'm
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it was seriously packed see what I'm saying about I'm not an arrest to be
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saying about I'm not an arrest to be
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saying about I'm not an arrest to be seeing it like this with many many fewer
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seeing it like this with many many fewer
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seeing it like this with many many fewer people is much more enjoyable to me than
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people is much more enjoyable to me than
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people is much more enjoyable to me than waiting in a long long line wo some of
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waiting in a long long line wo some of
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waiting in a long long line wo some of these changes look very permanent I
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these changes look very permanent I
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these changes look very permanent I can't tell if the paintings on the wall
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can't tell if the paintings on the wall
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can't tell if the paintings on the wall are placed over the old ones or if those
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are placed over the old ones or if those
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are placed over the old ones or if those are directly on the wall one thing's for
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are directly on the wall one thing's for
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are directly on the wall one thing's for sure though they did do a good job
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sure though they did do a good job
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sure though they did do a good job redecorating Bell side is awfully nice
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redecorating Bell side is awfully nice
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redecorating Bell side is awfully nice look I can see the new Mrs pots up there
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look I can see the new Mrs pots up there
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look I can see the new Mrs pots up there and the new chip plus there's roses
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and the new chip plus there's roses
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and the new chip plus there's roses everywhere in the windows but I think I
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everywhere in the windows but I think I
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everywhere in the windows but I think I prefer the side that Gaston decorated
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prefer the side that Gaston decorated
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prefer the side that Gaston decorated and you can tell that he decorated it
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and you can tell that he decorated it
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and you can tell that he decorated it himself because he uses antlers in all
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himself because he uses antlers in all
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himself because he uses antlers in all of his decorating man that is pretty
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of his decorating man that is pretty
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of his decorating man that is pretty wild how about that huh if it's
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wild how about that huh if it's
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wild how about that huh if it's permanent that's pretty impressive but
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permanent that's pretty impressive but
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permanent that's pretty impressive but if they're going to put it back the way
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if they're going to put it back the way
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if they're going to put it back the way it was that's arguably even more
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it was that's arguably even more
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it was that's arguably even more impressive I definitely thought it was
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impressive I definitely thought it was
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impressive I definitely thought it was going to look much more temporary than
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going to look much more temporary than
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going to look much more temporary than it does mostly because of how temporary
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it does mostly because of how temporary
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it does mostly because of how temporary the sign looks on the outside they
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the sign looks on the outside they
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the sign looks on the outside they really did a number on that place no
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really did a number on that place no
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really did a number on that place no more Pinocchio Pizza no more chetto toy
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more Pinocchio Pizza no more chetto toy
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more Pinocchio Pizza no more chetto toy shop but they do have that mystical cup
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shop but they do have that mystical cup
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shop but they do have that mystical cup man it's kind of cool that they found a
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man it's kind of cool that they found a
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man it's kind of cool that they found a place to put Beauty in the Beast stuff
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place to put Beauty in the Beast stuff
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place to put Beauty in the Beast stuff honestly there should be a beauty Beauty
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honestly there should be a beauty Beauty
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honestly there should be a beauty Beauty and the Beast St cry that would be
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and the Beast St cry that would be
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and the Beast St cry that would be awesome I just hope they don't get it
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awesome I just hope they don't get it
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awesome I just hope they don't get it into their heads to replace Pinocchio
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into their heads to replace Pinocchio
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into their heads to replace Pinocchio with Beauty and the Beast the problem is
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with Beauty and the Beast the problem is
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with Beauty and the Beast the problem is it's hard to get modern kids to watch
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it's hard to get modern kids to watch
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it's hard to get modern kids to watch Pinocchio you know that movie is old but
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Pinocchio you know that movie is old but
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Pinocchio you know that movie is old but when's the last time you actually
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when's the last time you actually
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when's the last time you actually watched Pinocchio dude it's a
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watched Pinocchio dude it's a
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watched Pinocchio dude it's a masterpiece I mean the story line is
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masterpiece I mean the story line is
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masterpiece I mean the story line is good the acting is good but the
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good the acting is good but the
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good the acting is good but the animation that's all handdrawn is
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animation that's all handdrawn is
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animation that's all handdrawn is arguably one of the greatest animated
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arguably one of the greatest animated
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arguably one of the greatest animated achievements in film history every scene
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achievements in film history every scene
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achievements in film history every scene in that movie is gor
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in that movie is gor
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in that movie is gor not to mention there's a lot of fun in
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not to mention there's a lot of fun in
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not to mention there's a lot of fun in there Honest John Monro Pleasure Island
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there Honest John Monro Pleasure Island
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there Honest John Monro Pleasure Island all right now I'm getting all hot and
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all right now I'm getting all hot and
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all right now I'm getting all hot and bothered I think I need to ride
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bothered I think I need to ride
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bothered I think I need to ride Pinocchio a here we
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Pinocchio a here we
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Pinocchio a here we [Music]
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[Music] go
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go
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go pinio ah here we go strol I'm Sicilian
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pinio ah here we go strol I'm Sicilian
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pinio ah here we go strol I'm Sicilian maybe we're related me you are making
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maybe we're related me you are making
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maybe we're related me you are making lots of
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lots of
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lots of money then again maybe not hey this one
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money then again maybe not hey this one
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money then again maybe not hey this one a Pleasure Island
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a Pleasure Island
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a Pleasure Island W it's like Six
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W it's like Six
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W it's like Six Flags
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Flags
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Flags wa good one hey there old BD eyes why is
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wa good one hey there old BD eyes why is
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wa good one hey there old BD eyes why is that guy so
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that guy so
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that guy so gr oh I can use some cigars and a good
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gr oh I can use some cigars and a good
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gr oh I can use some cigars and a good fight hey maybe some
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fight hey maybe some
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fight hey maybe some cool oh
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yeah make a jackass out you said did he
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yeah make a jackass out you said did he say what I just think he said oh the
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say what I just think he said oh the
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say what I just think he said oh the Mona Lisa
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Mona Lisa
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Mona Lisa mama mama mama mama get out of he's
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mama mama mama mama get out of he's
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mama mama mama mama get out of he's going to S Us in the salt bar calm down
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going to S Us in the salt bar calm down
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going to S Us in the salt bar calm down calm down calm down stay calm ah nice
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calm down calm down stay calm ah nice
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calm down calm down stay calm ah nice tranquil
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tranquil
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tranquil ocean everything's
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fine
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fine pinio almost there oh thank goodness
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pinio almost there oh thank goodness
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pinio almost there oh thank goodness Wait Almost where Jiminy Jiminy where oh
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Wait Almost where Jiminy Jiminy where oh
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Wait Almost where Jiminy Jiminy where oh to the old toy shop a I love this place
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to the old toy shop a I love this place
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to the old toy shop a I love this place place and to pick me up some vintage
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place and to pick me up some vintage
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place and to pick me up some vintage Star Wars wao did you see that lady she
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Star Wars wao did you see that lady she
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Star Wars wao did you see that lady she [Music]
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[Music] disappeared big down there and good old
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disappeared big down there and good old
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disappeared big down there and good old Jiminy with this conscience this reminds
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Jiminy with this conscience this reminds
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Jiminy with this conscience this reminds me I need a new clock well dang that was
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me I need a new clock well dang that was
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me I need a new clock well dang that was fun I knew there was a reason I like
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fun I knew there was a reason I like
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fun I knew there was a reason I like this place I almost forgot about the fun
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this place I almost forgot about the fun
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this place I almost forgot about the fun you know to be serious for a second a
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you know to be serious for a second a
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you know to be serious for a second a lot of people do hasn't escaped my
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lot of people do hasn't escaped my
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lot of people do hasn't escaped my attention that there are a lot more
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attention that there are a lot more
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attention that there are a lot more people filming and doing different
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people filming and doing different
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people filming and doing different things around these theme parks than
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things around these theme parks than
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things around these theme parks than there used to be when there were none
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there used to be when there were none
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there used to be when there were none none people doing that stuff seen a lot
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none people doing that stuff seen a lot
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none people doing that stuff seen a lot of things out there about this beautiful
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of things out there about this beautiful
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of things out there about this beautiful place that uh forget this is a place to
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place that uh forget this is a place to
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place that uh forget this is a place to have fun not a place to complain trust
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have fun not a place to complain trust
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have fun not a place to complain trust me I wish I could go walking through the
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me I wish I could go walking through the
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me I wish I could go walking through the halls of 1950s Disneyland or revisit
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halls of 1950s Disneyland or revisit
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halls of 1950s Disneyland or revisit 1980s Disneyland but I feel like we can
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1980s Disneyland but I feel like we can
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1980s Disneyland but I feel like we can appreciate the past without having to
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appreciate the past without having to
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appreciate the past without having to hate on the future you know what I mean
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hate on the future you know what I mean
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hate on the future you know what I mean change is almost always scary at first
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change is almost always scary at first
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change is almost always scary at first but it doesn't always have to be bad a
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but it doesn't always have to be bad a
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but it doesn't always have to be bad a few years ago I went through a very
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few years ago I went through a very
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few years ago I went through a very horrible very painful divorce it was
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horrible very painful divorce it was
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horrible very painful divorce it was something that I did not choose and at
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something that I did not choose and at
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something that I did not choose and at the time I thought it was the worst
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the time I thought it was the worst
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the time I thought it was the worst thing ever having my life change like
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thing ever having my life change like
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thing ever having my life change like that it wasn't a change I would have
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that it wasn't a change I would have
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that it wasn't a change I would have made or chosen for myself but let me
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made or chosen for myself but let me
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made or chosen for myself but let me tell you why it was the best thing that
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tell you why it was the best thing that
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tell you why it was the best thing that ever happened to me so yes I'm sad that
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ever happened to me so yes I'm sad that
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ever happened to me so yes I'm sad that the old Disneyland Skyway buckets and
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the old Disneyland Skyway buckets and
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the old Disneyland Skyway buckets and their Swiss shalet are now gone and yes
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their Swiss shalet are now gone and yes
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their Swiss shalet are now gone and yes part of me wishes I could visit the old
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part of me wishes I could visit the old
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part of me wishes I could visit the old Big Thunder Ranch just one more time now
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Big Thunder Ranch just one more time now
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Big Thunder Ranch just one more time now we're going to have all kinds of new
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we're going to have all kinds of new
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we're going to have all kinds of new stuff to make memories with new things
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stuff to make memories with new things
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stuff to make memories with new things to get nostalgic about whole new
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to get nostalgic about whole new
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to get nostalgic about whole new galaxies to explore and let's not forget
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galaxies to explore and let's not forget
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galaxies to explore and let's not forget what Disneyland is all about right
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what Disneyland is all about right
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what Disneyland is all about right having an experience using your
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having an experience using your
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having an experience using your imagination and maybe just maybe even
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imagination and maybe just maybe even
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imagination and maybe just maybe even having a little bit of fun but no claim
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having a little bit of fun but no claim
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having a little bit of fun but no claim jumping I was waiting for the Big
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jumping I was waiting for the Big
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jumping I was waiting for the Big Thunder to roll on by then I noticed the
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Thunder to roll on by then I noticed the
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Thunder to roll on by then I noticed the waterfall was off which means it's
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waterfall was off which means it's
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waterfall was off which means it's broken the train ain't coming don't know
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broken the train ain't coming don't know
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broken the train ain't coming don't know how I'm going to get to human now all
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how I'm going to get to human now all
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how I'm going to get to human now all right gang I know I'm being kind of a
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right gang I know I'm being kind of a
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right gang I know I'm being kind of a teas but I'm cutting things a little
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teas but I'm cutting things a little
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teas but I'm cutting things a little short today I wore my voice B I wore I
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short today I wore my voice B I wore I
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short today I wore my voice B I wore I wore my voice B walks out considerably
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wore my voice B walks out considerably
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wore my voice B walks out considerably so every word that I'm uttering above a
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so every word that I'm uttering above a
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so every word that I'm uttering above a whisper is still somewhat painful so I'm
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whisper is still somewhat painful so I'm
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whisper is still somewhat painful so I'm going to try to rest it a little we've
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going to try to rest it a little we've
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going to try to rest it a little we've got plenty of time to explore the new
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got plenty of time to explore the new
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got plenty of time to explore the new rivers of America talk about the new
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rivers of America talk about the new
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rivers of America talk about the new Fantasmic etc etc etc well I can't do
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Fantasmic etc etc etc well I can't do
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Fantasmic etc etc etc well I can't do all that right now or I'll get too darn
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all that right now or I'll get too darn
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all that right now or I'll get too darn excited and try to get loud so for now
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excited and try to get loud so for now
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excited and try to get loud so for now I've done my best to do my duty it's
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I've done my best to do my duty it's
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I've done my best to do my duty it's time to go home and sleep well see you
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time to go home and sleep well see you
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time to go home and sleep well see you real soon bye-bye Cowboys n
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well as you can see I didn't go home or
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well as you can see I didn't go home or did I or is this my
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did I or is this my
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did I or is this my [Laughter]
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[Laughter]
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[Laughter] home that's not funny