The LA Haunted Hayride - Last Haunt before Halloween!

0:02 good evening everyone and welcome back

0:02 good evening everyone and welcome back there are just a few nights left until

0:04 there are just a few nights left until

0:04 there are just a few nights left until Halloween just a few more chances to get

0:07 Halloween just a few more chances to get

0:07 Halloween just a few more chances to get spooky and so we've come all the way up

0:09 spooky and so we've come all the way up

0:09 spooky and so we've come all the way up to Los Angeles to Griffith Park to one

0:11 to Los Angeles to Griffith Park to one

0:11 to Los Angeles to Griffith Park to one of the best hot events in LA this year

0:14 of the best hot events in LA this year

0:14 of the best hot events in LA this year the Los Angeles haunted hayride and

0:17 the Los Angeles haunted hayride and

0:17 the Los Angeles haunted hayride and years past this was mostly just a simple

0:19 years past this was mostly just a simple

0:19 years past this was mostly just a simple hayride event with a couple of simple

0:21 hayride event with a couple of simple

0:21 hayride event with a couple of simple somewhat cheesy scares for 2019 the

0:24 somewhat cheesy scares for 2019 the

0:24 somewhat cheesy scares for 2019 the whole event was totally reimagined and

0:27 whole event was totally reimagined and

0:27 whole event was totally reimagined and completely wreaths into something much

0:29 completely wreaths into something much

0:29 completely wreaths into something much more epic so this year's actually my

0:32 more epic so this year's actually my

0:32 more epic so this year's actually my first year out at the LA haunted hayride

0:34 first year out at the LA haunted hayride

0:34 first year out at the LA haunted hayride and funny enough this is actually my

0:36 and funny enough this is actually my

0:36 and funny enough this is actually my third time out here this year the first

0:39 third time out here this year the first

0:39 third time out here this year the first time we had a serious camera malfunction

0:41 time we had a serious camera malfunction

0:41 time we had a serious camera malfunction the second time my back went out after

0:42 the second time my back went out after

0:42 the second time my back went out after being here for like 20 minutes that we

0:44 being here for like 20 minutes that we

0:44 being here for like 20 minutes that we had a leash on hoping that this time the

0:46 had a leash on hoping that this time the

0:46 had a leash on hoping that this time the third time is the charm and since it's

0:48 third time is the charm and since it's

0:48 third time is the charm and since it's almost Halloween it's certainly our last

0:51 almost Halloween it's certainly our last

0:51 almost Halloween it's certainly our last chance to experience la haunted hayride

0:54 chance to experience la haunted hayride

0:54 chance to experience la haunted hayride this whole event

0:56 this whole event

0:56 this whole event is themed around the fictional town of

0:57 is themed around the fictional town of

0:57 is themed around the fictional town of midnight Falls which is celebrating its

1:00 midnight Falls which is celebrating its

1:00 midnight Falls which is celebrating its 13th annual Halloween celebration in the

1:03 13th annual Halloween celebration in the

1:03 13th annual Halloween celebration in the year 1985 now that's some theming I can

1:07 year 1985 now that's some theming I can

1:07 year 1985 now that's some theming I can get behind I was around in 1985 you

1:09 get behind I was around in 1985 you

1:09 get behind I was around in 1985 you weren't but that's okay

1:11 weren't but that's okay

1:11 weren't but that's okay look at these menacing pumpkins yeah

1:14 look at these menacing pumpkins yeah

1:14 look at these menacing pumpkins yeah nothing like a good old jack-o'-lantern

1:18 nothing like a good old jack-o'-lantern

1:18 nothing like a good old jack-o'-lantern all right not only is there the actual

1:20 all right not only is there the actual

1:20 all right not only is there the actual hayride itself but la Haunted hair I now

1:23 hayride itself but la Haunted hair I now

1:23 hayride itself but la Haunted hair I now have three different scary mazes as well

1:27 have three different scary mazes as well

1:27 have three different scary mazes as well as an escape room and best of all

1:29 as an escape room and best of all

1:29 as an escape room and best of all midnight falls itself the Town Square

1:32 midnight falls itself the Town Square

1:33 midnight falls itself the Town Square full of crazy characters where it's

1:35 full of crazy characters where it's

1:35 full of crazy characters where it's always 19

1:37 always 19

1:37 always 19 eighty-five like I mentioned midnight

1:41 eighty-five like I mentioned midnight

1:41 eighty-five like I mentioned midnight Falls is celebrating their Halloween

1:43 Falls is celebrating their Halloween

1:43 Falls is celebrating their Halloween festivals you can find food and drinks

1:46 festivals you can find food and drinks

1:46 festivals you can find food and drinks out here they have live shows a creepy

1:48 out here they have live shows a creepy

1:48 out here they have live shows a creepy scare a cell even some ice cream for

1:51 scare a cell even some ice cream for

1:51 scare a cell even some ice cream for dessert

1:58 oh man this is kind of making me a

1:58 oh man this is kind of making me a hungry for ice cream these pretzels are

2:02 hungry for ice cream these pretzels are

2:02 hungry for ice cream these pretzels are making me thirsty all right before we do

2:04 making me thirsty all right before we do

2:04 making me thirsty all right before we do anything else this is of course called

2:06 anything else this is of course called

2:06 anything else this is of course called the Los Angeles haunted hayride that's

2:09 the Los Angeles haunted hayride that's

2:09 the Los Angeles haunted hayride that's probably where we oughta start I heard

2:11 probably where we oughta start I heard

2:11 probably where we oughta start I heard this hair ID is pretty good okay I'm

2:17 this hair ID is pretty good okay I'm

2:17 this hair ID is pretty good okay I'm gonna go get on the hay

2:30 can't wait for 1986 oh look before you

2:30 can't wait for 1986 oh look before you get on the hayride you get to come over

2:31 get on the hayride you get to come over

2:31 get on the hayride you get to come over here take some fun garage hope we get a

2:52 here take some fun garage hope we get a

2:52 here take some fun garage hope we get a good seat here comes our ride

2:54 good seat here comes our ride

2:54 good seat here comes our ride look at these demented tractor drivers

2:57 look at these demented tractor drivers

2:57 look at these demented tractor drivers hope they have licenses wait a minute

3:13 I'm already begun

3:13 I'm already begun [Music]

3:22 watch out Ali what is that oh it's a

3:22 watch out Ali what is that oh it's a goat his name is Matt this one isn't

3:25 goat his name is Matt this one isn't

3:25 goat his name is Matt this one isn't this cute see it's the pumpkin farm

3:27 this cute see it's the pumpkin farm

3:27 this cute see it's the pumpkin farm hayride

3:34 the kids they're searching for all the

3:34 the kids they're searching for all the children

4:13 well it looks like we're finally getting

4:14 well it looks like we're finally getting to the part of that hayride that's using

4:15 to the part of that hayride that's using

4:15 to the part of that hayride that's using the old abandoned LA Zoo as a backdrop

4:46 well that farmers been aimbot the zoo

4:46 well that farmers been aimbot the zoo creatures have morphed I'm like oh I

4:50 creatures have morphed I'm like oh I

4:50 creatures have morphed I'm like oh I don't have a good feeling about this oh

4:53 don't have a good feeling about this oh

4:53 don't have a good feeling about this oh why funny enough this is where they

4:59 why funny enough this is where they

4:59 why funny enough this is where they filmed that scene in anchorman you woke

5:02 filmed that scene in anchorman you woke

5:02 filmed that scene in anchorman you woke the Bears why did you do that

5:03 the Bears why did you do that

5:04 the Bears why did you do that do is always creepy but not usually this

5:29 [Music]

5:29 [Music] for a series of miniature horror movies

5:32 for a series of miniature horror movies

5:32 for a series of miniature horror movies okay what is going on here oh my gosh

5:36 okay what is going on here oh my gosh

5:36 okay what is going on here oh my gosh Nosferatu Oh No

5:47 oh look at this guy painting the side

5:47 oh look at this guy painting the side someone's trying to clean up this town

6:11 what the heck is this we're heading into

6:11 what the heck is this we're heading into a much creepier part of the old Zoo it's

6:14 a much creepier part of the old Zoo it's

6:14 a much creepier part of the old Zoo it's so dark and hard to see but we're

6:16 so dark and hard to see but we're

6:16 so dark and hard to see but we're surrounded by the old abandoned animal

6:18 surrounded by the old abandoned animal

6:18 surrounded by the old abandoned animal cages and it looks like some of the

6:20 cages and it looks like some of the

6:20 cages and it looks like some of the animals are still here

6:23 animals are still here

6:23 animals are still here [Music]

7:06 you must be out of their turf now huh

7:06 you must be out of their turf now huh it's another scene look someone's

7:09 it's another scene look someone's

7:09 it's another scene look someone's dragging a body over there

7:11 dragging a body over there

7:11 dragging a body over there that's not good

7:14 that's not good

7:14 that's not good [Music]

7:15 [Music] [Applause]

7:23 this whole thing is so creepy because

7:23 this whole thing is so creepy because there are people everywhere in the

7:25 there are people everywhere in the

7:25 there are people everywhere in the pitch-black darkness all the lights

7:36 pitch-black darkness all the lights

7:36 pitch-black darkness all the lights through the trees Oh looks like we got

7:39 through the trees Oh looks like we got

7:39 through the trees Oh looks like we got some kids over here at makeout point

8:52 Oh Ally look out behind you that does

8:52 Oh Ally look out behind you that does not look good so there's an awfully

8:54 not look good so there's an awfully

8:54 not look good so there's an awfully large egg sacs in those spiderwebs

8:58 large egg sacs in those spiderwebs

8:58 large egg sacs in those spiderwebs [Music]

9:06 [Music] my name's

9:14 oh no he got somebody's mom man look at

9:14 oh no he got somebody's mom man look at that the props out here are gigantic

9:25 there's something seriously wrong with

9:25 there's something seriously wrong with this town

9:26 this town

9:26 this town I think the light is over yep looks like

9:28 I think the light is over yep looks like

9:28 I think the light is over yep looks like they're about to drop us off at the old

9:30 they're about to drop us off at the old

9:30 they're about to drop us off at the old sanitary Oh know if I've learned

9:32 sanitary Oh know if I've learned

9:32 sanitary Oh know if I've learned anything from horror movies that's the

9:34 anything from horror movies that's the

9:34 anything from horror movies that's the last place you'll want to get dropped

9:36 last place you'll want to get dropped

9:36 last place you'll want to get dropped off here that hayride is pretty cool

9:38 off here that hayride is pretty cool

9:38 off here that hayride is pretty cool giant sets monsters everywhere even

9:40 giant sets monsters everywhere even

9:40 giant sets monsters everywhere even where it's just it's locked our huge

9:42 where it's just it's locked our huge

9:42 where it's just it's locked our huge animatronics crazy sets I'm just puttin

9:45 animatronics crazy sets I'm just puttin

9:45 animatronics crazy sets I'm just puttin experience okay

9:46 experience okay

9:46 experience okay the graveyard seems reasonably safe so

9:49 the graveyard seems reasonably safe so

9:49 the graveyard seems reasonably safe so far oh here just hack to the hey I've

9:56 far oh here just hack to the hey I've

9:56 far oh here just hack to the hey I've got to be careful in here though looks

9:57 got to be careful in here though looks

9:57 got to be careful in here though looks like there's some troublesome wayward

9:59 like there's some troublesome wayward

9:59 like there's some troublesome wayward youths around the cemetery tonight with

10:01 youths around the cemetery tonight with

10:01 youths around the cemetery tonight with their punk rock music and their leather

10:03 their punk rock music and their leather

10:03 their punk rock music and their leather jackets Street youth I'm guessing the

10:06 jackets Street youth I'm guessing the

10:06 jackets Street youth I'm guessing the people around here don't spend a lot of

10:07 people around here don't spend a lot of

10:07 people around here don't spend a lot of time in the local church over there

10:09 time in the local church over there

10:09 time in the local church over there whose awfully small alright well along

10:11 whose awfully small alright well along

10:11 whose awfully small alright well along with grunkle Stan over there we've made

10:13 with grunkle Stan over there we've made

10:13 with grunkle Stan over there we've made it back to town

10:14 it back to town

10:14 it back to town it's crazy that this is all just set up

10:16 it's crazy that this is all just set up

10:16 it's crazy that this is all just set up in the park I mean the sets here and all

10:18 in the park I mean the sets here and all

10:18 in the park I mean the sets here and all the props are so elaborate not to

10:20 the props are so elaborate not to

10:20 the props are so elaborate not to mention everybody being in character

10:21 mention everybody being in character

10:21 mention everybody being in character like this it just makes it seem a lot

10:23 like this it just makes it seem a lot

10:23 like this it just makes it seem a lot more epic than a simple day ride in the

10:26 more epic than a simple day ride in the

10:26 more epic than a simple day ride in the park this theme park level stuff which

10:28 park this theme park level stuff which

10:28 park this theme park level stuff which makes sense because the art directors

10:30 makes sense because the art directors

10:30 makes sense because the art directors and people who design this event Wade

10:32 and people who design this event Wade

10:32 and people who design this event Wade productions also work on mazes that not

10:35 productions also work on mazes that not

10:35 productions also work on mazes that not dark Harbor you name it this

10:37 dark Harbor you name it this

10:37 dark Harbor you name it this scary-go-round over here is crazy

10:39 scary-go-round over here is crazy

10:39 scary-go-round over here is crazy it's obviously built on a real

10:41 it's obviously built on a real

10:41 it's obviously built on a real merry-go-round

10:42 merry-go-round

10:42 merry-go-round because this a divorce is over here look

10:44 because this a divorce is over here look

10:44 because this a divorce is over here look like they're made out of metal and

10:45 like they're made out of metal and

10:45 like they're made out of metal and everything I mean if it weren't for the

10:46 everything I mean if it weren't for the

10:46 everything I mean if it weren't for the bottoms it looks like you could fire

10:48 bottoms it looks like you could fire

10:48 bottoms it looks like you could fire this thing right out I would just make

10:49 this thing right out I would just make

10:49 this thing right out I would just make our way back through town square hear

10:51 our way back through town square hear

10:51 our way back through town square hear about cops we have such colorful

10:53 about cops we have such colorful

10:53 about cops we have such colorful characters that call midnight balls home

10:55 characters that call midnight balls home

10:55 characters that call midnight balls home and I guess now we're ready for some of

10:58 and I guess now we're ready for some of

10:58 and I guess now we're ready for some of the mazes like I said it's my third time

11:00 the mazes like I said it's my third time

11:00 the mazes like I said it's my third time here so I have been inside of these

11:03 here so I have been inside of these

11:03 here so I have been inside of these before and they are amazing get it

11:06 before and they are amazing get it

11:06 before and they are amazing get it amazing first up since we've seen the

11:10 amazing first up since we've seen the

11:10 amazing first up since we've seen the hay ride in the countryside and we've

11:11 hay ride in the countryside and we've

11:11 hay ride in the countryside and we've seen Town Square we're gonna turn it

11:13 seen Town Square we're gonna turn it

11:13 seen Town Square we're gonna turn it into one of the neighborhoods here at

11:15 into one of the neighborhoods here at

11:15 into one of the neighborhoods here at midnight for since it's Halloween of

11:17 midnight for since it's Halloween of

11:17 midnight for since it's Halloween of course people are all set up for

11:20 course people are all set up for

11:20 course people are all set up for trick-or-treating I should have won a

11:21 trick-or-treating I should have won a

11:21 trick-or-treating I should have won a costume all right time to head in our

11:24 costume all right time to head in our

11:24 costume all right time to head in our first foul who's there holding some

11:26 first foul who's there holding some

11:26 first foul who's there holding some people back for us so we can all the

11:27 people back for us so we can all the

11:27 people back for us so we can all the fright oh boy it's gonna be scary

11:30 fright oh boy it's gonna be scary

11:30 fright oh boy it's gonna be scary trick-or-treat here we go out you go

11:33 trick-or-treat here we go out you go

11:33 trick-or-treat here we go out you go first you're very brave hello

11:35 first you're very brave hello

11:35 first you're very brave hello [Music]

11:40 [Music] this does not look manly we're trying to

11:53 we made it to the backyard let's try to

11:53 we made it to the backyard let's try to see if there's a way out of this

11:54 see if there's a way out of this

11:54 see if there's a way out of this neighborhood

12:06 oh look at this we've made it to the

12:06 oh look at this we've made it to the neighborhood's the cool thing about this

12:08 neighborhood's the cool thing about this

12:08 neighborhood's the cool thing about this maze is that each one of the houses has

12:10 maze is that each one of the houses has

12:10 maze is that each one of the houses has a little doorbell that you're supposed

12:12 a little doorbell that you're supposed

12:12 a little doorbell that you're supposed to ring trick or treat

12:15 to ring trick or treat

12:15 to ring trick or treat look it's Frankenstein's monster how are

12:18 look it's Frankenstein's monster how are

12:18 look it's Frankenstein's monster how are you sir you look dead tired should we

12:25 you sir you look dead tired should we

12:25 you sir you look dead tired should we push his doorbell push this doorbell

12:27 push his doorbell push this doorbell

12:27 push his doorbell push this doorbell maybe he'll go home oh that's awesome

12:35 maybe he'll go home oh that's awesome

12:35 maybe he'll go home oh that's awesome all right make our way through this oh

12:37 all right make our way through this oh

12:37 all right make our way through this oh hello there scary it's alive oh my gosh

12:40 hello there scary it's alive oh my gosh

12:40 hello there scary it's alive oh my gosh I thought that was a mannequin hi there

12:42 I thought that was a mannequin hi there

12:42 I thought that was a mannequin hi there oh my gosh we're gonna need a bigger

12:44 oh my gosh we're gonna need a bigger

12:44 oh my gosh we're gonna need a bigger boat did we do hello are you

12:46 boat did we do hello are you

12:46 boat did we do hello are you trick-or-treating all set oh oh you want

12:49 trick-or-treating all set oh oh you want

12:49 trick-or-treating all set oh oh you want us to push the barbell okay push the

12:51 us to push the barbell okay push the

12:51 us to push the barbell okay push the doorbell there Ali

13:18 what's that she actually gave you candy

13:18 what's that she actually gave you candy yeah thank you

13:21 yeah thank you

13:21 yeah thank you whoa look at this check this house out

13:24 whoa look at this check this house out

13:24 whoa look at this check this house out all right I'm gonna push it

13:28 all right I'm gonna push it

13:28 all right I'm gonna push it trick-or-treat Oh

13:34 it's opening very slowly what do we have

13:34 it's opening very slowly what do we have it it's an alien hello there oh my gosh

13:37 it it's an alien hello there oh my gosh

13:37 it it's an alien hello there oh my gosh it's you again why drink a tree mr.

13:41 it's you again why drink a tree mr.

13:41 it's you again why drink a tree mr. mystery Oh

13:43 mystery Oh

13:43 mystery Oh it's a Reese's the miniature kind thank

13:47 it's a Reese's the miniature kind thank

13:47 it's a Reese's the miniature kind thank you sir et gave candy now et go home

13:53 you sir et gave candy now et go home

13:53 you sir et gave candy now et go home [Music]

13:54 [Music] let's see what we've got coming up next

13:57 let's see what we've got coming up next

13:57 let's see what we've got coming up next oh this is an awfully dark area of town

14:08 okay oh we're by the old dock this looks

14:08 okay oh we're by the old dock this looks like an awfully rough neighborhood I

14:10 like an awfully rough neighborhood I

14:10 like an awfully rough neighborhood I don't like the looks of this last house

14:12 don't like the looks of this last house

14:12 don't like the looks of this last house back here alley oh it's nice home you

14:16 back here alley oh it's nice home you

14:16 back here alley oh it's nice home you have there sir

14:17 have there sir

14:17 have there sir trick or treat no never mind sorry I

14:20 trick or treat no never mind sorry I

14:20 trick or treat no never mind sorry I think he lives there oh yeah this is

14:23 think he lives there oh yeah this is

14:23 think he lives there oh yeah this is looking a little ominous you push the

14:26 looking a little ominous you push the

14:26 looking a little ominous you push the button on this one not enough scares for

14:28 button on this one not enough scares for

14:28 button on this one not enough scares for one night

14:29 one night

14:29 one night whoa hello there drink your trees

14:33 whoa hello there drink your trees

14:33 whoa hello there drink your trees there's one scary what is this

14:36 there's one scary what is this

14:36 there's one scary what is this what are you okay I'll take the candy

14:39 what are you okay I'll take the candy

14:39 what are you okay I'll take the candy from you that's a little tight okay you

14:41 from you that's a little tight okay you

14:41 from you that's a little tight okay you try it you try

14:54 why is that so much scarier if they hit

14:54 why is that so much scarier if they hit papa

14:54 papa

14:54 papa Oh

14:58 creepy something's wrong with this town

14:58 creepy something's wrong with this town Oh more trick-or-treaters oh look at

15:02 Oh more trick-or-treaters oh look at

15:02 Oh more trick-or-treaters oh look at this house over here you can tell this

15:04 this house over here you can tell this

15:04 this house over here you can tell this is the party spot right there I'm just

15:06 is the party spot right there I'm just

15:06 is the party spot right there I'm just gonna go ahead I wasn't scared I was

15:18 gonna go ahead I wasn't scared I was

15:18 gonna go ahead I wasn't scared I was just playing along just runnin to

15:23 trick-or-treat

15:23 trick-or-treat you got any candy oh my gosh this is

15:25 you got any candy oh my gosh this is

15:25 you got any candy oh my gosh this is working every time I love this hello you

15:29 working every time I love this hello you

15:29 working every time I love this hello you need a rabies say at least the people in

15:41 need a rabies say at least the people in

15:41 need a rabies say at least the people in this town are friendly all right here's

15:43 this town are friendly all right here's

15:43 this town are friendly all right here's another doorbell ring

15:51 [Applause]

15:51 [Applause] I'm cold I don't think that code is

15:54 I'm cold I don't think that code is

15:54 I'm cold I don't think that code is gonna give us any candy we might as well

15:56 gonna give us any candy we might as well

15:56 gonna give us any candy we might as well keep moving on dude this is so epic

15:58 keep moving on dude this is so epic

15:58 keep moving on dude this is so epic hello there alright another house to

16:02 hello there alright another house to

16:02 hello there alright another house to ring the doorbell I've seriously never

16:04 ring the doorbell I've seriously never

16:04 ring the doorbell I've seriously never seen it trick-or-treat oh look at that

16:11 seen it trick-or-treat oh look at that

16:11 seen it trick-or-treat oh look at that take the candy alley take the candy

16:19 always be watch thank you for not going

16:19 always be watch thank you for not going oh look at this

16:21 oh look at this

16:21 oh look at this the devil's home haunt this is the last

16:24 the devil's home haunt this is the last

16:24 the devil's home haunt this is the last house the grand finale where a certain

16:27 house the grand finale where a certain

16:27 house the grand finale where a certain evil resident has set up their very own

16:30 evil resident has set up their very own

16:30 evil resident has set up their very own home a heart inside number six six six

16:37 home a heart inside number six six six

16:37 home a heart inside number six six six there

16:38 there

16:38 there nothing happened maybe we'll just head

16:41 nothing happened maybe we'll just head

16:41 nothing happened maybe we'll just head to the garage for me alley

16:57 to the garage for me alley

16:57 to the garage for me alley this one is pitch-black dark inside

17:01 this one is pitch-black dark inside

17:01 this one is pitch-black dark inside totally friggin freaky

17:12 speakers you can hear cancer this is

17:12 speakers you can hear cancer this is supposed to be you know home launch and

17:16 supposed to be you know home launch and

17:16 supposed to be you know home launch and everything but I just keep getting so

17:18 everything but I just keep getting so

17:18 everything but I just keep getting so paranoid like somebody's gonna end up

17:20 paranoid like somebody's gonna end up

17:20 paranoid like somebody's gonna end up popping out even though I've already

17:22 popping out even though I've already

17:22 popping out even though I've already been here so I know it's supposed to

17:26 been here so I know it's supposed to

17:26 been here so I know it's supposed to [Music]

17:42 feel like I've been born again yeah me

17:42 feel like I've been born again yeah me too

17:43 too

17:43 too dude how sick was that and how creative

17:45 dude how sick was that and how creative

17:45 dude how sick was that and how creative I loved the whole setup with all the

17:47 I loved the whole setup with all the

17:47 I loved the whole setup with all the different houses and then actually

17:48 different houses and then actually

17:48 different houses and then actually having to push the different doorbell

17:50 having to push the different doorbell

17:50 having to push the different doorbell meeting the different characters how

17:52 meeting the different characters how

17:52 meeting the different characters how much candy did you get still free candy

17:55 much candy did you get still free candy

17:55 much candy did you get still free candy free can you just make sure you check

17:57 free can you just make sure you check

17:57 free can you just make sure you check that it's all safe always check your

17:59 that it's all safe always check your

17:59 that it's all safe always check your candy all right now that we've been

18:01 candy all right now that we've been

18:01 candy all right now that we've been through the neighborhoods in town it's

18:02 through the neighborhoods in town it's

18:02 through the neighborhoods in town it's time for us to head into where else the

18:04 time for us to head into where else the

18:04 time for us to head into where else the mortuary I heard this place is dead

18:06 mortuary I heard this place is dead

18:06 mortuary I heard this place is dead awesome it's dark and scary inside of

18:09 awesome it's dark and scary inside of

18:09 awesome it's dark and scary inside of here but this is one of my favorites

18:11 here but this is one of my favorites

18:11 here but this is one of my favorites last time there are a couple of

18:12 last time there are a couple of

18:12 last time there are a couple of different moments where you have

18:13 different moments where you have

18:13 different moments where you have different paths chicken tail it's like a

18:15 different paths chicken tail it's like a

18:15 different paths chicken tail it's like a little bit of choose-your-own-adventure

18:17 little bit of choose-your-own-adventure

18:17 little bit of choose-your-own-adventure activity going on once again Ted from

18:20 activity going on once again Ted from

18:20 activity going on once again Ted from plague productions over here it's being

18:21 plague productions over here it's being

18:21 plague productions over here it's being super cool letting us get a extra scary

18:24 super cool letting us get a extra scary

18:24 super cool letting us get a extra scary experience I'm not sure when it it'd be

18:26 experience I'm not sure when it it'd be

18:26 experience I'm not sure when it it'd be grateful oh man that right there it's

18:32 grateful oh man that right there it's

18:32 grateful oh man that right there it's terrifying they've been waiting for the

18:33 terrifying they've been waiting for the

18:33 terrifying they've been waiting for the maze of clear and this guy's been

18:35 maze of clear and this guy's been

18:35 maze of clear and this guy's been standing there the whole time I don't

18:36 standing there the whole time I don't

18:36 standing there the whole time I don't want to go to the mortician hello

18:39 want to go to the mortician hello

18:39 want to go to the mortician hello alright here we go again

18:42 alright here we go again

18:42 alright here we go again oh my gosh she's been waiting so long to

18:45 oh my gosh she's been waiting so long to

18:45 oh my gosh she's been waiting so long to do that dude

18:47 do that dude

18:47 do that dude I'm sure this place

19:00 why is she in here oh no what is going

19:00 why is she in here oh no what is going on

19:00 on

19:00 on who let the animals into the mortuary oh

19:06 who let the animals into the mortuary oh

19:06 who let the animals into the mortuary oh god people

19:14 go with the sore throat all right this

19:14 go with the sore throat all right this is one of those spots where you choose

19:15 is one of those spots where you choose

19:15 is one of those spots where you choose your own adventure alley you go this way

19:17 your own adventure alley you go this way

19:17 your own adventure alley you go this way I'll go to the bathroom I'll see you on

19:19 I'll go to the bathroom I'll see you on

19:19 I'll go to the bathroom I'll see you on the other side where does this lead Ali

19:34 what's going on in here

19:34 what's going on in here oh it's very dark in here it is very

19:38 oh it's very dark in here it is very

19:38 oh it's very dark in here it is very dark in here hello oh boy oh I should

19:47 dark in here hello oh boy oh I should

19:47 dark in here hello oh boy oh I should have let the watch right now I'm sorry

19:49 have let the watch right now I'm sorry

19:49 have let the watch right now I'm sorry to disturb you ma'am oh it's barbecue

19:59 to disturb you ma'am oh it's barbecue

19:59 to disturb you ma'am oh it's barbecue now what you cooking up there Sir

20:01 now what you cooking up there Sir

20:01 now what you cooking up there Sir Richard fingers wow that looks

20:12 Richard fingers wow that looks

20:12 Richard fingers wow that looks incredibly painful huh do you do yoga oh

20:17 incredibly painful huh do you do yoga oh

20:17 incredibly painful huh do you do yoga oh my gosh we keep doing now and they have

20:20 my gosh we keep doing now and they have

20:20 my gosh we keep doing now and they have to be so scary dude I didn't know

20:23 to be so scary dude I didn't know

20:23 to be so scary dude I didn't know mortuaries had backyards this big

20:27 mortuaries had backyards this big

20:27 mortuaries had backyards this big the lighting is very creepy and

20:29 the lighting is very creepy and

20:29 the lighting is very creepy and flickering wait why is there no doorknob

20:32 flickering wait why is there no doorknob

20:32 flickering wait why is there no doorknob I want to go to the chapel not through

20:34 I want to go to the chapel not through

20:34 I want to go to the chapel not through the more

20:40 I don't think we're supposed to be in

20:40 I don't think we're supposed to be in here

20:40 here

20:40 here we're not certified for this Charlie she

20:47 we're not certified for this Charlie she

20:47 we're not certified for this Charlie she wants you to go through the crib

20:49 wants you to go through the crib

20:49 wants you to go through the crib go through the crimp oh there's the

20:57 go through the crimp oh there's the

20:57 go through the crimp oh there's the chapel there but I don't think it's um

20:59 chapel there but I don't think it's um

20:59 chapel there but I don't think it's um we wanted that was the grave okay okay

21:05 we wanted that was the grave okay okay

21:05 we wanted that was the grave okay okay all right we're coming to church we're

21:07 all right we're coming to church we're

21:07 all right we're coming to church we're coming to church like nothing wrong with

21:09 coming to church like nothing wrong with

21:09 coming to church like nothing wrong with Church oh that's so scary oh wow there

21:16 Church oh that's so scary oh wow there

21:16 Church oh that's so scary oh wow there sir we got to go this

21:32 going Ali will be safe over here in the

21:32 going Ali will be safe over here in the scary strobing hallway my gosh remind me

21:41 scary strobing hallway my gosh remind me

21:41 scary strobing hallway my gosh remind me to put in my will I don't want anyone

21:45 to put in my will I don't want anyone

21:45 to put in my will I don't want anyone using the goat mortuary Oh Ted that was

21:47 using the goat mortuary Oh Ted that was

21:47 using the goat mortuary Oh Ted that was a good maze more goats than I was

21:49 a good maze more goats than I was

21:50 a good maze more goats than I was expecting I was expecting some goats

21:52 expecting I was expecting some goats

21:52 expecting I was expecting some goats there's lots of goods yeah just not that

21:54 there's lots of goods yeah just not that

21:54 there's lots of goods yeah just not that many whoo all right I'm still trying to

21:57 many whoo all right I'm still trying to

21:57 many whoo all right I'm still trying to recover there's one last maze to do the

21:59 recover there's one last maze to do the

21:59 recover there's one last maze to do the one located all the way up in the front

22:02 one located all the way up in the front

22:02 one located all the way up in the front of the event probably the place where

22:04 of the event probably the place where

22:04 of the event probably the place where all those goats escaped from the road

22:06 all those goats escaped from the road

22:06 all those goats escaped from the road kill ranch just gonna head back through

22:08 kill ranch just gonna head back through

22:08 kill ranch just gonna head back through the pumpkin tunnel just honestly it's a

22:10 the pumpkin tunnel just honestly it's a

22:10 the pumpkin tunnel just honestly it's a pleasure cuz look how pretty cool that

22:12 pleasure cuz look how pretty cool that

22:12 pleasure cuz look how pretty cool that thing looks and into the final man get

22:15 thing looks and into the final man get

22:15 thing looks and into the final man get ready for some more demented farmers

22:17 ready for some more demented farmers

22:17 ready for some more demented farmers from the name roadkill ranch lots of

22:19 from the name roadkill ranch lots of

22:19 from the name roadkill ranch lots of dead animals looks like it's gonna be a

22:22 dead animals looks like it's gonna be a

22:22 dead animals looks like it's gonna be a fun one game you ready Ally then let's

22:25 fun one game you ready Ally then let's

22:25 fun one game you ready Ally then let's do this okay all right from the

22:28 do this okay all right from the

22:28 do this okay all right from the beginning oh this reminds me so much of

22:36 beginning oh this reminds me so much of

22:36 beginning oh this reminds me so much of the old red barn it not

22:38 the old red barn it not

22:38 the old red barn it not [Music]

22:40 [Music] experience I'm going to ask you enjoy

22:46 experience I'm going to ask you enjoy

22:46 experience I'm going to ask you enjoy we're gonna try to enjoy our stay is

22:48 we're gonna try to enjoy our stay is

22:49 we're gonna try to enjoy our stay is there pony rides okay Wow Wow

22:54 there pony rides okay Wow Wow

22:54 there pony rides okay Wow Wow would it be more fun with pony rides

22:56 would it be more fun with pony rides

22:56 would it be more fun with pony rides what is this there are so many different

22:58 what is this there are so many different

22:58 what is this there are so many different little strings hanging everywhere I'm

23:00 little strings hanging everywhere I'm

23:00 little strings hanging everywhere I'm not sure where to go watch out for the

23:05 not sure where to go watch out for the

23:05 not sure where to go watch out for the corpse alley ha ha someone around here

23:08 corpse alley ha ha someone around here

23:08 corpse alley ha ha someone around here on the farm has got impeccable

23:10 on the farm has got impeccable

23:10 on the farm has got impeccable decorating skills Oh

23:33 what is that hello please be fake

23:33 what is that hello please be fake please be oh this isn't any better this

23:40 please be oh this isn't any better this

23:40 please be oh this isn't any better this isn't any better out here

23:41 isn't any better out here

23:41 isn't any better out here we're outside in the dark always favored

23:46 we're outside in the dark always favored

23:46 we're outside in the dark always favored the dark what is that oh my gosh it's

23:48 the dark what is that oh my gosh it's

23:48 the dark what is that oh my gosh it's some kind of animal

23:49 some kind of animal

23:49 some kind of animal oh my gosh there's so much fog on this

23:51 oh my gosh there's so much fog on this

23:51 oh my gosh there's so much fog on this farm I can't see anything flea nothing

23:53 farm I can't see anything flea nothing

23:53 farm I can't see anything flea nothing scary oh I don't like the looks of this

23:56 scary oh I don't like the looks of this

23:56 scary oh I don't like the looks of this Bishop [ __ ] farm is starting to sound

23:58 Bishop [ __ ] farm is starting to sound

23:58 Bishop [ __ ] farm is starting to sound really good

24:00 really good

24:00 really good whoa no that does not look good what is

24:04 whoa no that does not look good what is

24:04 whoa no that does not look good what is that poor farmers okay Ali be careful

24:20 you know my great-grandparents had a

24:20 you know my great-grandparents had a farm it wasn't nothing okay into the

24:26 farm it wasn't nothing okay into the

24:26 farm it wasn't nothing okay into the chicken coop here oh my gosh they're not

24:30 chicken coop here oh my gosh they're not

24:30 chicken coop here oh my gosh they're not raising chickens is what they're serving

24:35 raising chickens is what they're serving

24:35 raising chickens is what they're serving it papa is what they're sir look at that

24:39 it papa is what they're sir look at that

24:39 it papa is what they're sir look at that shine a ham what is that over there is

24:41 shine a ham what is that over there is

24:41 shine a ham what is that over there is that a cow of some kind

24:43 that a cow of some kind

24:43 that a cow of some kind why did it Bo did it move he didn't like

24:47 why did it Bo did it move he didn't like

24:47 why did it Bo did it move he didn't like the joke eat it right there Joe watch

24:49 the joke eat it right there Joe watch

24:49 the joke eat it right there Joe watch out Ali whoa what is that

24:51 out Ali whoa what is that

24:51 out Ali whoa what is that Oh some kind of pork

24:54 Oh some kind of pork

24:54 Oh some kind of pork [Music]

25:32 awesome are you okay sir you are

25:32 awesome are you okay sir you are possibly a little a little disturb there

25:38 possibly a little a little disturb there

25:38 possibly a little a little disturb there need some new clothes let's go to Old

25:41 need some new clothes let's go to Old

25:41 need some new clothes let's go to Old Navy maybe later maybe tomorrow possibly

25:44 Navy maybe later maybe tomorrow possibly

25:44 Navy maybe later maybe tomorrow possibly ah oh my god now none of these mazes are

25:47 ah oh my god now none of these mazes are

25:47 ah oh my god now none of these mazes are too horrifying I mean I think you

25:49 too horrifying I mean I think you

25:49 too horrifying I mean I think you probably could let you're 13 and up your

25:52 probably could let you're 13 and up your

25:52 probably could let you're 13 and up your old kids through these things and I

25:53 old kids through these things and I

25:53 old kids through these things and I could probably handle it as long as she

25:55 could probably handle it as long as she

25:55 could probably handle it as long as she doesn't have a heart condition but still

25:57 doesn't have a heart condition but still

25:57 doesn't have a heart condition but still pretty scary mental guidance is advised

26:00 pretty scary mental guidance is advised

26:00 pretty scary mental guidance is advised I think they're all a little more scary

26:01 I think they're all a little more scary

26:01 I think they're all a little more scary for me because you know the whole thing

26:03 for me because you know the whole thing

26:03 for me because you know the whole thing with my back I got a serious risk of

26:05 with my back I got a serious risk of

26:05 with my back I got a serious risk of injury truly giving these events and

26:06 injury truly giving these events and

26:06 injury truly giving these events and edge okay we survived all the mazes I

26:10 edge okay we survived all the mazes I

26:10 edge okay we survived all the mazes I think without any major back injury

26:12 think without any major back injury

26:12 think without any major back injury which is good now I can finally relax

26:14 which is good now I can finally relax

26:14 which is good now I can finally relax and do a little mingling with the town's

26:17 and do a little mingling with the town's

26:17 and do a little mingling with the town's folk I remember this is 1985 each one of

26:20 folk I remember this is 1985 each one of

26:20 folk I remember this is 1985 each one of the characters in town kinda represents

26:22 the characters in town kinda represents

26:22 the characters in town kinda represents a different ad stereotype like the

26:24 a different ad stereotype like the

26:25 a different ad stereotype like the beauty queen and the cheerleader and the

26:27 beauty queen and the cheerleader and the

26:27 beauty queen and the cheerleader and the nerd that's trying to win over their

26:29 nerd that's trying to win over their

26:29 nerd that's trying to win over their hearts how you doing Reggie me wonderful

26:31 hearts how you doing Reggie me wonderful

26:31 hearts how you doing Reggie me wonderful are you hope to see more you tonight

26:51 right now don't get nervous Reggie the

26:51 right now don't get nervous Reggie the kids kettle tractor-pull champion I do

26:54 kids kettle tractor-pull champion I do

26:54 kids kettle tractor-pull champion I do sports but you're not a kid I won it

26:57 sports but you're not a kid I won it

26:57 sports but you're not a kid I won it when I was a kid I'm a lifelong sports

26:58 when I was a kid I'm a lifelong sports

26:58 when I was a kid I'm a lifelong sports man are you impressed

27:01 man are you impressed

27:01 man are you impressed but Reggie has a little bit of a crush

27:04 but Reggie has a little bit of a crush

27:04 but Reggie has a little bit of a crush on someone in the near vicinity and it's

27:09 on someone in the near vicinity and it's

27:09 on someone in the near vicinity and it's not her no yeah probably

27:19 who are you we got the conference that's

27:19 who are you we got the conference that's werewolf Chris team are you on

27:22 werewolf Chris team are you on

27:22 werewolf Chris team are you on I'm in I thought the wombat bad I get in

27:29 I'm in I thought the wombat bad I get in

27:29 I'm in I thought the wombat bad I get in look at this you won I midnight fall so

27:33 look at this you won I midnight fall so

27:33 look at this you won I midnight fall so of course we got with the beauty queen

27:37 of course we got with the beauty queen

27:37 of course we got with the beauty queen wait a minute you're not dating yes we

27:40 wait a minute you're not dating yes we

27:40 wait a minute you're not dating yes we are oh my nor be friends wait so you

27:45 are oh my nor be friends wait so you

27:45 are oh my nor be friends wait so you want to be with her and you want to be

27:47 want to be with her and you want to be

27:47 want to be with her and you want to be with him and he wants to be with her but

27:50 with him and he wants to be with her but

27:50 with him and he wants to be with her but who do you want to be with oh and who

27:52 who do you want to be with oh and who

27:52 who do you want to be with oh and who are you sir Darren Kolchak midnight paws

27:56 are you sir Darren Kolchak midnight paws

27:56 are you sir Darren Kolchak midnight paws extermination the exterminator why

27:58 extermination the exterminator why

27:58 extermination the exterminator why haven't you got rid of this test over

28:00 haven't you got rid of this test over

28:00 haven't you got rid of this test over here look at all this you guys have a

28:06 here look at all this you guys have a

28:06 here look at all this you guys have a really swell town here although I heard

28:10 really swell town here although I heard

28:10 really swell town here although I heard some weird stuff happens here at

28:12 some weird stuff happens here at

28:12 some weird stuff happens here at midnight launch the midnight mortuary

28:16 midnight launch the midnight mortuary

28:16 midnight launch the midnight mortuary really nice people but sometimes I

28:18 really nice people but sometimes I

28:18 really nice people but sometimes I follow a [ __ ] and I hate it right here

28:19 follow a [ __ ] and I hate it right here

28:19 follow a [ __ ] and I hate it right here this weird sound

28:27 okay the didgeridoo didgeridoo

28:27 okay the didgeridoo didgeridoo exactly

28:28 exactly

28:28 exactly [Applause]

28:40 Your Honor is currently smoking out this

28:40 Your Honor is currently smoking out this area

28:40 area

28:40 area oh you're smoking out that why can't

28:43 oh you're smoking out that why can't

28:43 oh you're smoking out that why can't breathe like that was the heavy right a

28:45 breathe like that was the heavy right a

28:45 breathe like that was the heavy right a little overboard sometimes he gets on

28:46 little overboard sometimes he gets on

28:46 little overboard sometimes he gets on here okay hey guys hey guys hey guys hey

28:49 here okay hey guys hey guys hey guys hey

28:49 here okay hey guys hey guys hey guys hey guys

29:02 you don't get it Reggie you can explain

29:02 you don't get it Reggie you can explain later all right Chris oh hey a bouquet

29:06 later all right Chris oh hey a bouquet

29:06 later all right Chris oh hey a bouquet of flowers a bouquet I got you something

29:09 of flowers a bouquet I got you something

29:09 of flowers a bouquet I got you something better it's an authentic van Gogh piece

29:15 [Music] wait that's not everyone who do we have

29:17 wait that's not everyone who do we have

29:17 wait that's not everyone who do we have over here my grave on you some concealer

29:34 [Applause] oh my gosh the spider right there I'm

29:53 oh my gosh the spider right there I'm

29:53 oh my gosh the spider right there I'm making a lot of okay what about hurts

29:55 making a lot of okay what about hurts

29:55 making a lot of okay what about hurts ice cream with his bare hands oh he

29:57 ice cream with his bare hands oh he

29:57 ice cream with his bare hands oh he likes to keep the fingernails in there

29:59 likes to keep the fingernails in there

29:59 likes to keep the fingernails in there cut his extra crunchy up we can find her

30:01 cut his extra crunchy up we can find her

30:01 cut his extra crunchy up we can find her so but I want ice cream Reggie

30:14 anybody

30:14 anybody oh nice creamish calzones

30:26 that's the ice-cream man so I don't want

30:26 that's the ice-cream man so I don't want to alarm you but it looks like you're

30:27 to alarm you but it looks like you're

30:27 to alarm you but it looks like you're having a little bit of engine trouble

30:29 having a little bit of engine trouble

30:29 having a little bit of engine trouble there you might need a wrench maybe some

30:32 there you might need a wrench maybe some

30:32 there you might need a wrench maybe some kind of spatula I don't know how to fix

30:34 kind of spatula I don't know how to fix

30:34 kind of spatula I don't know how to fix engines but her shil herself why does he

30:40 engines but her shil herself why does he

30:40 engines but her shil herself why does he walk like that

30:41 walk like that

30:41 walk like that [Music]

31:10 I don't know why I don't know who

31:10 I don't know why I don't know who belongs

31:11 belongs

31:11 belongs I think it's Hershel gravity

31:15 I think it's Hershel gravity

31:15 I think it's Hershel gravity you're gonna have to do something about

31:17 you're gonna have to do something about

31:17 you're gonna have to do something about these city codes here things are looking

31:19 these city codes here things are looking

31:19 these city codes here things are looking a little bit crazy tonight well that's

31:22 a little bit crazy tonight well that's

31:22 a little bit crazy tonight well that's why I need your phone okay if I got your

31:24 why I need your phone okay if I got your

31:24 why I need your phone okay if I got your vote you can we can make changes oh you

31:26 vote you can we can make changes oh you

31:26 vote you can we can make changes oh you got night don't you're dead wrong

31:29 got night don't you're dead wrong

31:29 got night don't you're dead wrong oh okay good thing I voted for you I

31:32 oh okay good thing I voted for you I

31:32 oh okay good thing I voted for you I didn't get a button though can I have a

31:33 didn't get a button though can I have a

31:33 didn't get a button though can I have a button sure please with arsenic oh never

31:37 button sure please with arsenic oh never

31:37 button sure please with arsenic oh never mind though I'm just saying they knocked

31:44 mind though I'm just saying they knocked

31:44 mind though I'm just saying they knocked out the ice cream truck okay good with a

31:50 out the ice cream truck okay good with a

31:50 out the ice cream truck okay good with a saw boy what a town

31:52 saw boy what a town

31:52 saw boy what a town well as you can see the residents of

31:54 well as you can see the residents of

31:54 well as you can see the residents of this place are quite friendly quite

31:57 this place are quite friendly quite

31:57 this place are quite friendly quite interactive the Avon lady is really

32:00 interactive the Avon lady is really

32:00 interactive the Avon lady is really having a great time I'm thinking about

32:04 having a great time I'm thinking about

32:04 having a great time I'm thinking about moving to this town you guys are so nice

32:06 moving to this town you guys are so nice

32:06 moving to this town you guys are so nice you have a lot of fun it's a party every

32:09 you have a lot of fun it's a party every

32:09 you have a lot of fun it's a party every single night really really cheap here

32:12 single night really really cheap here

32:12 single night really really cheap here boy I bet I heard all the houses are

32:14 boy I bet I heard all the houses are

32:14 boy I bet I heard all the houses are what is I need no real estate prices

32:16 what is I need no real estate prices

32:16 what is I need no real estate prices anyway as you can see there's a lot of

32:18 anyway as you can see there's a lot of

32:18 anyway as you can see there's a lot of stuff to do pretty much none at all well

32:22 stuff to do pretty much none at all well

32:22 stuff to do pretty much none at all well all except for the escape games over

32:24 all except for the escape games over

32:24 all except for the escape games over here which I am not a huge fan of but

32:26 here which I am not a huge fan of but

32:26 here which I am not a huge fan of but there's none badly that's not a fan of

32:28 there's none badly that's not a fan of

32:28 there's none badly that's not a fan of them in general very claustrophobic and

32:30 them in general very claustrophobic and

32:30 them in general very claustrophobic and I do not think or speak well under

32:32 I do not think or speak well under

32:32 I do not think or speak well under pressure which leaves only two more

32:34 pressure which leaves only two more

32:34 pressure which leaves only two more things we need to see the merchandise

32:36 things we need to see the merchandise

32:36 things we need to see the merchandise down by the entrance and Reggie's

32:39 down by the entrance and Reggie's

32:39 down by the entrance and Reggie's pumpkin our because if we don't see his

32:41 pumpkin our because if we don't see his

32:41 pumpkin our because if we don't see his pumpkin art I'm pretty sure Reggie will

32:43 pumpkin art I'm pretty sure Reggie will

32:43 pumpkin art I'm pretty sure Reggie will cry no offense Reggie you're just very

32:45 cry no offense Reggie you're just very

32:45 cry no offense Reggie you're just very excited about this day what do we got

32:46 excited about this day what do we got

32:46 excited about this day what do we got here what do we got here in your left

32:47 here what do we got here in your left

32:47 here what do we got here in your left hand and my left hand we have forklift

32:50 hand and my left hand we have forklift

32:50 hand and my left hand we have forklift fork lamp

32:56 now what do you got over here in your

32:56 now what do you got over here in your right hand this piece is called

32:58 right hand this piece is called

32:58 right hand this piece is called consumerism consumerism represents the

33:01 consumerism consumerism represents the

33:01 consumerism consumerism represents the inflation around the inflation of wealth

33:03 inflation around the inflation of wealth

33:03 inflation around the inflation of wealth I see ketchup I don't get it Reggie it's

33:07 I see ketchup I don't get it Reggie it's

33:07 I see ketchup I don't get it Reggie it's art it's supposed to make you fat salts

33:11 art it's supposed to make you fat salts

33:11 art it's supposed to make you fat salts are making me so found a new friend

33:20 are making me so found a new friend

33:20 are making me so found a new friend don't be jealous Reggie don't be jealous

33:25 [Music] now let's just stick on sanitary things

33:28 now let's just stick on sanitary things

33:28 now let's just stick on sanitary things like the road show all right well before

33:33 like the road show all right well before

33:33 like the road show all right well before you go back to work you might want to

33:34 you go back to work you might want to

33:34 you go back to work you might want to get a different apron you know cuz it

33:37 get a different apron you know cuz it

33:37 get a different apron you know cuz it looks like there's a little bit a little

33:38 looks like there's a little bit a little

33:38 looks like there's a little bit a little bit of grime here now I have to the

33:51 bit of grime here now I have to the

33:51 bit of grime here now I have to the characters are all so good it's hard to

33:53 characters are all so good it's hard to

33:53 characters are all so good it's hard to break away but we're gonna run out of

33:54 break away but we're gonna run out of

33:54 break away but we're gonna run out of batteries if we don't run away right now

33:56 batteries if we don't run away right now

33:56 batteries if we don't run away right now unless I got to show you guys this sweet

33:58 unless I got to show you guys this sweet

33:58 unless I got to show you guys this sweet merch you sent a ride actually runs till

34:00 merch you sent a ride actually runs till

34:00 merch you sent a ride actually runs till November 2nd there's still a chance to

34:02 November 2nd there's still a chance to

34:02 November 2nd there's still a chance to snag some it's right over here next to

34:05 snag some it's right over here next to

34:05 snag some it's right over here next to the entrance right pop the scoop the

34:07 the entrance right pop the scoop the

34:07 the entrance right pop the scoop the whole guys he knew I should have worn a

34:08 whole guys he knew I should have worn a

34:08 whole guys he knew I should have worn a costume dude I don't know who did the

34:12 costume dude I don't know who did the

34:12 costume dude I don't know who did the artwork for these t-shirts I need to

34:15 artwork for these t-shirts I need to

34:15 artwork for these t-shirts I need to hire because this is some sick merch I

34:18 hire because this is some sick merch I

34:18 hire because this is some sick merch I actually bought this trick-or-treat one

34:20 actually bought this trick-or-treat one

34:20 actually bought this trick-or-treat one last time I'm a sucker for anything a

34:22 last time I'm a sucker for anything a

34:22 last time I'm a sucker for anything a monster related look at this they got

34:23 monster related look at this they got

34:23 monster related look at this they got glasses and koozies - check it out Ally

34:26 glasses and koozies - check it out Ally

34:26 glasses and koozies - check it out Ally chainsaw foam fingers I did not see that

34:29 chainsaw foam fingers I did not see that

34:29 chainsaw foam fingers I did not see that last time dear they got

34:31 last time dear they got

34:31 last time dear they got [Music]

34:32 [Music] every design is freaking awesome who are

34:35 every design is freaking awesome who are

34:35 every design is freaking awesome who are these artists they also have a lot of

34:37 these artists they also have a lot of

34:37 these artists they also have a lot of other non hayride merch in the booty no

34:40 other non hayride merch in the booty no

34:40 other non hayride merch in the booty no virus creepsville stuff

34:43 virus creepsville stuff

34:43 virus creepsville stuff batwing skeleton Keith fanny packs sick

34:46 batwing skeleton Keith fanny packs sick

34:46 batwing skeleton Keith fanny packs sick look they got a Vincent Price and it

34:48 look they got a Vincent Price and it

34:48 look they got a Vincent Price and it feels from the crib shirts I got my eye

34:50 feels from the crib shirts I got my eye

34:50 feels from the crib shirts I got my eye on some of this merchandise pretty darn

34:53 on some of this merchandise pretty darn

34:53 on some of this merchandise pretty darn good stuff

34:55 good stuff

34:55 good stuff I should mention at this point though

34:56 I should mention at this point though

34:56 I should mention at this point though that if you can't make it out to haunted

34:57 that if you can't make it out to haunted

34:57 that if you can't make it out to haunted hayride yourself I have some Sigmar

34:59 hayride yourself I have some Sigmar

34:59 hayride yourself I have some Sigmar available you can check out the links

35:01 available you can check out the links

35:01 available you can check out the links down below it's pretty awesome if I do

35:04 down below it's pretty awesome if I do

35:04 down below it's pretty awesome if I do say so myself

35:06 say so myself

35:06 say so myself and I'm not biased in any way I forgot

35:08 and I'm not biased in any way I forgot

35:08 and I'm not biased in any way I forgot to wear my hay ride t-shirt that I

35:09 to wear my hay ride t-shirt that I

35:10 to wear my hay ride t-shirt that I bought last time today but I did

35:11 bought last time today but I did

35:11 bought last time today but I did remember to bring the other piece of

35:13 remember to bring the other piece of

35:13 remember to bring the other piece of merchandise I picked up last time Oh

35:28 ally has been loving hanging out with

35:28 ally has been loving hanging out with this guy for the last couple weeks ah

35:31 this guy for the last couple weeks ah

35:31 this guy for the last couple weeks ah that's piece of merchandise ever well

35:36 that's piece of merchandise ever well

35:36 that's piece of merchandise ever well gain I'm sad to report that that just

35:39 gain I'm sad to report that that just

35:39 gain I'm sad to report that that just about does it apparently there's no show

35:41 about does it apparently there's no show

35:41 about does it apparently there's no show on station item so we've officially seen

35:43 on station item so we've officially seen

35:43 on station item so we've officially seen and done all there is to see and do plus

35:46 and done all there is to see and do plus

35:46 and done all there is to see and do plus you want to go in an escape room

35:48 you want to go in an escape room

35:48 you want to go in an escape room okay well said finally time's the charm

35:51 okay well said finally time's the charm

35:51 okay well said finally time's the charm we've done our duty

36:43 not feeling a little tired you too more

36:43 not feeling a little tired you too more than a baby so cold how come you never

36:46 than a baby so cold how come you never

36:46 than a baby so cold how come you never bring a jacket all night you had to wear

36:49 bring a jacket all night you had to wear

36:49 bring a jacket all night you had to wear my shirt now you got my jacket should I

36:53 my shirt now you got my jacket should I

36:53 my shirt now you got my jacket should I tell you to bring it back in I always

36:56 tell you to bring it back in I always

36:56 tell you to bring it back in I always try to tell you what did you do and

37:02 try to tell you what did you do and

37:02 try to tell you what did you do and you're always the one that so cold as

37:03 you're always the one that so cold as

37:03 you're always the one that so cold as your hands cold ice cold I love you will

37:11 your hands cold ice cold I love you will

37:12 your hands cold ice cold I love you will you marry me

37:35 it's freakin Oroku Saki the shredder

37:35 it's freakin Oroku Saki the shredder dude that's right dude that's so friggin

37:38 dude that's right dude that's so friggin

37:38 dude that's right dude that's so friggin awesome

37:39 awesome

37:39 awesome envy now looks like things are drawing

37:43 envy now looks like things are drawing

37:43 envy now looks like things are drawing down to Klaus it looks like we're gonna

37:46 down to Klaus it looks like we're gonna

37:46 down to Klaus it looks like we're gonna have to say goodbye to personal

37:47 have to say goodbye to personal

37:47 have to say goodbye to personal signature I don't know we'll see more

37:57 signature I don't know we'll see more

37:57 signature I don't know we'll see more yes just you two superstitious we're

38:01 yes just you two superstitious we're

38:01 yes just you two superstitious we're busted oh no this Punk you know yeah you

38:03 busted oh no this Punk you know yeah you

38:03 busted oh no this Punk you know yeah you can put down a bunch of keys you know

38:04 can put down a bunch of keys you know

38:04 can put down a bunch of keys you know that if you're playing uno and you have

38:07 that if you're playing uno and you have

38:07 that if you're playing uno and you have to draw a card

38:09 to draw a card

38:09 to draw a card and you only have to draw one part yes I

38:11 and you only have to draw one part yes I

38:11 and you only have to draw one part yes I do that oh yeah nobody knows that I'm

38:13 do that oh yeah nobody knows that I'm

38:13 do that oh yeah nobody knows that I'm not gene I do one card so what I change

38:16 not gene I do one card so what I change

38:16 not gene I do one card so what I change though the c-more no he looks surprised

38:17 though the c-more no he looks surprised

38:17 though the c-more no he looks surprised he looks like he taught you how to keep

38:20 he looks like he taught you how to keep

38:20 he looks like he taught you how to keep drying it Oh what's inside there oh he's

38:24 drying it Oh what's inside there oh he's

38:24 drying it Oh what's inside there oh he's fully hungry don't look at his food that

38:26 fully hungry don't look at his food that

38:26 fully hungry don't look at his food that would be seafood nuts Seymour

38:32 wait wait wait wait I got this much

38:32 wait wait wait wait I got this much celebrity endorsement Oh celebrity

38:35 celebrity endorsement Oh celebrity

38:35 celebrity endorsement Oh celebrity endorsement yes no you know every

38:37 endorsement yes no you know every

38:37 endorsement yes no you know every politician is doing it so I made sure

38:39 politician is doing it so I made sure

38:39 politician is doing it so I made sure that I got my own celebrity enjoys very

38:43 that I got my own celebrity enjoys very

38:43 that I got my own celebrity enjoys very famous TV song and then you know you've

38:46 famous TV song and then you know you've

38:46 famous TV song and then you know you've been in my blood since the series ended

38:48 been in my blood since the series ended

38:48 been in my blood since the series ended so I gave my job that shoot my best to

38:51 so I gave my job that shoot my best to

38:51 so I gave my job that shoot my best to keep them off smack you know go babysit

38:55 keep them off smack you know go babysit

38:55 keep them off smack you know go babysit woody this is blank blank see I don't

38:59 woody this is blank blank see I don't

38:59 woody this is blank blank see I don't know I thought it was another plank in

39:02 know I thought it was another plank in

39:02 know I thought it was another plank in your platforms oh no that's lovely get a

39:05 your platforms oh no that's lovely get a

39:05 your platforms oh no that's lovely get a job so he can be married is your

39:09 job so he can be married is your

39:09 job so he can be married is your platform

39:20 hard on the subject yes because yes a

39:20 hard on the subject yes because yes a 2x4 sometimes you by midnight falls

39:23 2x4 sometimes you by midnight falls

39:23 2x4 sometimes you by midnight falls combined by everyone will miss you

39:26 combined by everyone will miss you

39:26 combined by everyone will miss you hopefully we'll see you around next year

39:28 hopefully we'll see you around next year

39:28 hopefully we'll see you around next year Reggie for the next festival goodbye

39:32 Reggie for the next festival goodbye

39:32 Reggie for the next festival goodbye goodbye no need to cry it's okay now you

39:37 goodbye no need to cry it's okay now you

39:37 goodbye no need to cry it's okay now you can cry if you want to I guess it's your

39:39 can cry if you want to I guess it's your

39:39 can cry if you want to I guess it's your party Tyler forklift fork lifts fork

39:46 party Tyler forklift fork lifts fork

39:46 party Tyler forklift fork lifts fork lifts fork lifts fork lifts

39:51 lifts fork lifts fork lifts

39:51 lifts fork lifts fork lifts Oh disqualified

40:13 Oh disqualified

40:13 Oh disqualified [Applause]

40:16 [Applause] councilman you gotta clean up these

40:19 councilman you gotta clean up these

40:19 councilman you gotta clean up these streets you gotta clean up the masses

40:22 streets you gotta clean up the masses

40:22 streets you gotta clean up the masses senseless murder of a better word street

40:24 senseless murder of a better word street

40:24 senseless murder of a better word street yeah this is why we joke boat okay look

40:27 yeah this is why we joke boat okay look

40:27 yeah this is why we joke boat okay look your boat

40:42 look at that they're getting back

40:42 look at that they're getting back together you guys are getting back

40:44 together you guys are getting back

40:44 together you guys are getting back together

40:46 together

40:46 together the forklift okay that's all right

41:02 what about cheer you don't get greater

41:02 what about cheer you don't get greater than cheering yes oh okay sorry

41:40 [Applause] everybody is looking stars burger

41:49 everybody is looking stars burger

41:49 everybody is looking stars burger Oh

42:06 Oh

42:06 Oh [Applause]

42:13 Herschel we were missing you there can

42:13 Herschel we were missing you there can you sing like an angel

The LA Haunted Hayride - Last Haunt before Halloween!

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