LACMA is weird (We got kicked out of an Art Museum)

0:19 Welcome everyone to the Los Angeles

0:19 Welcome everyone to the Los Angeles County Museum of Art, also known as

0:22 County Museum of Art, also known as

0:22 County Museum of Art, also known as LACMA. You know, recently, Tyler, we

0:25 LACMA. You know, recently, Tyler, we

0:25 LACMA. You know, recently, Tyler, we received at least two letters

0:28 received at least two letters

0:28 received at least two letters complaining about the lack of culture

0:30 complaining about the lack of culture

0:30 complaining about the lack of culture in these Random Land videos. People know

0:32 in these Random Land videos. People know

0:32 in these Random Land videos. People know that we've explored the history of

0:34 that we've explored the history of

0:34 that we've explored the history of kitsch art, like kinky art, and things

0:36 kitsch art, like kinky art, and things

0:36 kitsch art, like kinky art, and things like Disneyland, and we've visited some

0:38 like Disneyland, and we've visited some

0:38 like Disneyland, and we've visited some historical places, but people have just

0:40 historical places, but people have just

0:40 historical places, but people have just really been complaining, all two of

0:42 really been complaining, all two of

0:42 really been complaining, all two of them, that we should up the tone in the

0:44 them, that we should up the tone in the

0:44 them, that we should up the tone in the videos. So, today, Tyler Evanson Ross

0:46 videos. So, today, Tyler Evanson Ross

0:46 videos. So, today, Tyler Evanson Ross journalist and I and you are here at

0:49 journalist and I and you are here at

0:49 journalist and I and you are here at LACMA to look at some art. We're really

0:52 LACMA to look at some art. We're really

0:52 LACMA to look at some art. We're really going to absorb some culture. This is

0:54 going to absorb some culture. This is

0:54 going to absorb some culture. This is going to get classy as heck. So, strap

0:56 going to get classy as heck. So, strap

0:56 going to get classy as heck. So, strap in.

0:57 in.

0:57 in. Our first stop is the art of the

0:59 Our first stop is the art of the

0:59 Our first stop is the art of the Pacific.

1:01 Pacific.

1:01 Pacific. I don't see what's so specific about it.

1:03 I don't see what's so specific about it.

1:03 I don't see what's so specific about it. Yeah, it's pretty broad. Nothing's that

1:05 Yeah, it's pretty broad. Nothing's that

1:05 Yeah, it's pretty broad. Nothing's that specific.

1:05 specific.

1:05 specific. Yeah, nothing art of the specific what?

1:08 Yeah, nothing art of the specific what?

1:08 Yeah, nothing art of the specific what? I'm actually really excited about this

1:09 I'm actually really excited about this

1:09 I'm actually really excited about this section because there's a lot of art

1:11 section because there's a lot of art

1:11 section because there's a lot of art here from Papua New Guinea. And I love

1:15 here from Papua New Guinea. And I love

1:15 here from Papua New Guinea. And I love any art that my Papua makes.

1:17 any art that my Papua makes.

1:17 any art that my Papua makes. I love Papua.

1:19 I love Papua.

1:19 I love Papua. Holy crap, those are real human skulls

1:22 Holy crap, those are real human skulls

1:22 Holy crap, those are real human skulls in this New Guinea art. Tyler, look,

1:24 in this New Guinea art. Tyler, look,

1:24 in this New Guinea art. Tyler, look, human skulls.

1:25 human skulls.

1:25 human skulls. I get it.

1:28 I get it.

1:28 I get it. Get it.

1:29 Get it.

1:29 Get it. Every side of this one is

1:32 Every side of this one is

1:32 Every side of this one is kind of amazing and

1:35 kind of amazing and

1:35 kind of amazing and terrifying.

1:36 terrifying.

1:36 terrifying. Almost

1:38 Almost

1:38 Almost dizzily good. So, what do you think,

1:40 dizzily good. So, what do you think,

1:40 dizzily good. So, what do you think, Tyler?

1:40 Tyler?

1:40 Tyler? Makes me have a lot of weird, confusing

1:42 Makes me have a lot of weird, confusing

1:42 Makes me have a lot of weird, confusing feelings.

1:44 feelings.

1:44 feelings. About what?

1:45 About what?

1:45 About what? Myself

1:47 Myself

1:47 Myself and art.

1:48 and art.

1:48 and art. What do you think he's

1:51 What do you think he's

1:51 What do you think he's What do you think he's thinking about?

1:53 What do you think he's thinking about?

1:53 What do you think he's thinking about? Think he's saying to the world, "Ladies,

1:56 Think he's saying to the world, "Ladies,

1:56 Think he's saying to the world, "Ladies, This Micronesian one, Tyler,

1:59 This Micronesian one, Tyler,

1:59 This Micronesian one, Tyler, is either a mask

2:02 is either a mask

2:02 is either a mask or a really weird bicycle helmet.

2:06 or a really weird bicycle helmet.

2:06 or a really weird bicycle helmet. We'll never know.

2:07 We'll never know.

2:07 We'll never know. Oodelally.

2:08 Oodelally.

2:08 Oodelally. A crown. A crown hits.

2:12 A crown. A crown hits.

2:12 A crown. A crown hits. That is the posture of a man who is

2:13 That is the posture of a man who is

2:13 That is the posture of a man who is having a bad day.

2:19 Looks like my Uncle Terry.

2:19 Looks like my Uncle Terry. Even though I already know a lot about

2:20 Even though I already know a lot about

2:20 Even though I already know a lot about Pacific culture, Tyler, I feel like I am

2:22 Pacific culture, Tyler, I feel like I am

2:22 Pacific culture, Tyler, I feel like I am actually learning a little bit. There's

2:23 actually learning a little bit. There's

2:23 actually learning a little bit. There's all kinds of household utensils and

2:25 all kinds of household utensils and

2:25 all kinds of household utensils and religious artifacts. Look at even some

2:27 religious artifacts. Look at even some

2:27 religious artifacts. Look at even some crazy masks in here.

2:29 crazy masks in here.

2:29 crazy masks in here. Yeah, I already recognize it all from

2:30 Yeah, I already recognize it all from

2:31 Yeah, I already recognize it all from Legends of the Hidden Temple.

2:32 Legends of the Hidden Temple.

2:33 Legends of the Hidden Temple. What is that?

2:35 What is that?

2:35 What is that? What is that?

2:36 What is that? All right, time for a little change of

2:38 All right, time for a little change of

2:38 All right, time for a little change of pace. Now it's time for some Egyptian

2:41 pace. Now it's time for some Egyptian

2:41 pace. Now it's time for some Egyptian art and a cool escalator ride for free.

2:56 Wee.

2:56 Wee. That was so fun. I almost don't even

2:58 That was so fun. I almost don't even

2:58 That was so fun. I almost don't even want to see the art now.

3:00 want to see the art now.

3:00 want to see the art now. But I have to because we said we were

3:02 But I have to because we said we were

3:02 But I have to because we said we were going to, so in we go.

3:04 going to, so in we go.

3:04 going to, so in we go. Wow.

3:06 Wow.

3:06 Wow. This is very serious art.

3:09 This is very serious art.

3:09 This is very serious art. Right away, the tone

3:11 Right away, the tone

3:11 Right away, the tone in here has changed.

3:13 in here has changed.

3:13 in here has changed. We have to use our inside church voices,

3:15 We have to use our inside church voices,

3:15 We have to use our inside church voices, right?

3:16 right?

3:16 right? Probably.

3:18 Probably.

3:18 Probably. Let's just do it in case.

3:19 Let's just do it in case.

3:20 Let's just do it in case. Okay.

3:20 Okay.

3:20 Okay. There's a statue of the goddess Isis in

3:22 There's a statue of the goddess Isis in

3:22 There's a statue of the goddess Isis in here. It's very small.

3:24 here. It's very small.

3:24 here. It's very small. I think that woman's taking it very

3:26 I think that woman's taking it very

3:26 I think that woman's taking it very seriously.

3:27 seriously.

3:28 seriously. Oh, yeah.

3:28 Oh, yeah.

3:28 Oh, yeah. Respect.

3:29 Respect.

3:29 Respect. I like to whisper anyway, so.

3:31 I like to whisper anyway, so.

3:31 I like to whisper anyway, so. They do.

3:32 They do.

3:32 They do. They do. We just leveled up as friends.

3:34 They do. We just leveled up as friends.

3:35 They do. We just leveled up as friends. Ooh, look at this, Tyler.

3:37 Ooh, look at this, Tyler.

3:37 Ooh, look at this, Tyler. It's a jar with decorated registers.

3:40 It's a jar with decorated registers.

3:40 It's a jar with decorated registers. I totally know what that means.

3:43 I totally know what that means.

3:43 I totally know what that means. Yeah, decorated, for sure.

3:44 Yeah, decorated, for sure.

3:45 Yeah, decorated, for sure. Registers?

3:45 Registers?

3:46 Registers? Yeah.

3:46 Yeah.

3:46 Yeah. We know.

3:47 We know.

3:47 We know. The pottery

3:48 The pottery

3:48 The pottery melting. We're only not telling you guys

3:51 melting. We're only not telling you guys

3:51 melting. We're only not telling you guys because

3:51 because

3:51 because You should already know.

3:52 You should already know.

3:52 You should already know. You should already know and we want you

3:54 You should already know and we want you

3:54 You should already know and we want you to Google something.

3:55 to Google something.

3:55 to Google something. You ever notice that people from a long

3:57 You ever notice that people from a long

3:57 You ever notice that people from a long time ago, like the thousands and

3:58 time ago, like the thousands and

3:58 time ago, like the thousands and thousands of times

4:00 thousands of times

4:00 thousands of times before the before time

4:01 before the before time

4:01 before the before time before the yeah

4:02 before the yeah

4:02 before the yeah Yeah.

4:03 Yeah. They really like jars.

4:04 They really like jars.

4:04 They really like jars. Well, you had to have something to put

4:06 Well, you had to have something to put

4:06 Well, you had to have something to put your tears in.

4:09 your tears in.

4:09 your tears in. Mhm.

4:09 Mhm.

4:09 Mhm. Cuz there was going to be no Netflix for

4:11 Cuz there was going to be no Netflix for

4:11 Cuz there was going to be no Netflix for a while.

4:12 a while.

4:12 a while. Funerary head from Palmyra, not Palmyra,

4:15 Funerary head from Palmyra, not Palmyra,

4:15 Funerary head from Palmyra, not Palmyra, Missouri, Palmyra like in Syria. From

4:17 Missouri, Palmyra like in Syria. From

4:17 Missouri, Palmyra like in Syria. From the 3rd century.

4:20 the 3rd century.

4:20 the 3rd century. Yeah. The only thing I can think though

4:21 Yeah. The only thing I can think though

4:21 Yeah. The only thing I can think though is that it would look a little bit

4:22 is that it would look a little bit

4:22 is that it would look a little bit better

4:24 better

4:24 better if it had a random land half of the fast

4:26 if it had a random land half of the fast

4:26 if it had a random land half of the fast pulled off of spreadshirt.com.

4:29 pulled off of spreadshirt.com.

4:29 pulled off of spreadshirt.com. That's just me. I'm no art critic.

4:31 That's just me. I'm no art critic.

4:31 That's just me. I'm no art critic. Maybe a little rouge.

4:32 Maybe a little rouge.

4:32 Maybe a little rouge. Oh, look at this, Tyler. It's a bird.

4:35 Oh, look at this, Tyler. It's a bird.

4:35 Oh, look at this, Tyler. It's a bird. Pretty sure I saw this in a movie or

4:36 Pretty sure I saw this in a movie or

4:36 Pretty sure I saw this in a movie or something once.

4:38 something once.

4:38 something once. Oh, yeah, Cars.

4:40 Oh, yeah, Cars.

4:40 Oh, yeah, Cars. You think these guys knew how to walk

4:42 You think these guys knew how to walk

4:42 You think these guys knew how to walk like Egyptians, Tyler?

4:43 like Egyptians, Tyler?

4:43 like Egyptians, Tyler? I'm not sure, but that one is nude.

4:48 I'm not sure, but that one is nude.

4:48 I'm not sure, but that one is nude. Oh, no.

4:50 Oh, no.

4:50 Oh, no. Somebody broke this one.

4:53 Somebody broke this one.

4:53 Somebody broke this one. Might as well throw it away.

4:55 Might as well throw it away.

4:55 Might as well throw it away. It's not even art anymore.

4:57 It's not even art anymore.

4:57 It's not even art anymore. Now, Tyler, one of these things in here

4:59 Now, Tyler, one of these things in here

4:59 Now, Tyler, one of these things in here is the cheek piece from a horse bit.

5:01 is the cheek piece from a horse bit.

5:01 is the cheek piece from a horse bit. Oh, yeah.

5:02 Oh, yeah. From about 3,000 years ago.

5:04 From about 3,000 years ago.

5:05 From about 3,000 years ago. Which one do you think it is?

5:07 Which one do you think it is?

5:07 Which one do you think it is? Uh it's I think it's that.

5:10 Uh it's I think it's that.

5:10 Uh it's I think it's that. The the jar?

5:11 The the jar?

5:11 The the jar? Yeah.

5:13 Yeah. I don't know. I'm distracted again

5:14 I don't know. I'm distracted again

5:14 I don't know. I'm distracted again enough cheek for my horse wife.

5:21 I want this.

5:21 I want this. I want that

5:23 I want that

5:23 I want that to want me.

5:25 to want me.

5:25 to want me. What?

5:25 What?

5:25 What? What?

5:27 What? I want this over my door.

5:29 I want this over my door.

5:29 I want this over my door. Oh, like a door for your door?

5:32 Oh, like a door for your door?

5:32 Oh, like a door for your door? Yeah.

5:32 Yeah. I get it.

5:33 I get it. Yeah.

5:33 Yeah. I don't know where I would put this.

5:35 I don't know where I would put this.

5:35 I don't know where I would put this. Oh, in the garage.

5:36 Oh, in the garage.

5:36 Oh, in the garage. But I want it.

5:37 But I want it.

5:37 But I want it. Yeah.

5:38 Yeah. It should be mine.

5:40 It should be mine.

5:40 It should be mine. Oh, yeah.

5:41 Oh, yeah. It doesn't belong here.

5:43 It doesn't belong here.

5:43 It doesn't belong here. It belongs with me.

5:46 It belongs with me.

5:46 It belongs with me. These are good.

5:47 These are good.

5:47 These are good. Yeah. What's up with this guy's head

5:50 Yeah. What's up with this guy's head

5:50 Yeah. What's up with this guy's head though?

5:51 though?

5:51 though? Right? Like middle pattern handsome.

5:54 Right? Like middle pattern handsome.

5:54 Right? Like middle pattern handsome. Okay, we've been looking at this for a

5:55 Okay, we've been looking at this for a

5:55 Okay, we've been looking at this for a while. Before I

5:57 while. Before I

5:57 while. Before I say anything, I just want to know what

5:59 say anything, I just want to know what

5:59 say anything, I just want to know what do you think is happening here?

6:02 do you think is happening here?

6:02 do you think is happening here? Well, she's looking into that fire

6:04 Well, she's looking into that fire

6:04 Well, she's looking into that fire for answers

6:06 for answers

6:06 for answers metaphorically.

6:07 metaphorically.

6:07 metaphorically. And she's like, "Hey fire,

6:10 And she's like, "Hey fire,

6:10 And she's like, "Hey fire, whose head is this? How do I return it

6:13 whose head is this? How do I return it

6:13 whose head is this? How do I return it to lost and found?"

6:14 to lost and found?"

6:15 to lost and found?" Just a girl in the world. There's rope

6:17 Just a girl in the world. There's rope

6:17 Just a girl in the world. There's rope on her belly.

6:19 on her belly.

6:19 on her belly. So.

6:21 So.

6:21 So. It's beautiful.

6:22 It's beautiful.

6:22 It's beautiful. Well, I did study sentences in college.

6:26 Well, I did study sentences in college.

6:26 Well, I did study sentences in college. Look Tyler, this is a Roman statue of

6:29 Look Tyler, this is a Roman statue of

6:29 Look Tyler, this is a Roman statue of the god Mercury. I have no idea why he's

6:33 the god Mercury. I have no idea why he's

6:33 the god Mercury. I have no idea why he's wearing a World War II style German

6:36 wearing a World War II style German

6:36 wearing a World War II style German helmet. But listen, this is some serious

6:40 helmet. But listen, this is some serious

6:40 helmet. But listen, this is some serious art. Touching this would be like

6:42 art. Touching this would be like

6:43 art. Touching this would be like touching

6:44 touching

6:44 touching history. Unfortunately,

6:47 history. Unfortunately,

6:47 history. Unfortunately, you're not allowed to touch it.

6:49 you're not allowed to touch it.

6:49 you're not allowed to touch it. So, figure that out buddy.

6:51 So, figure that out buddy.

6:51 So, figure that out buddy. Mercury is my car insurance.

6:54 Mercury is my car insurance.

6:54 Mercury is my car insurance. See Tyler, rooms like this I never know

6:58 See Tyler, rooms like this I never know

6:58 See Tyler, rooms like this I never know what to think.

6:59 what to think.

6:59 what to think. Yeah.

6:59 Yeah. Because look at the art up here.

7:01 Because look at the art up here.

7:01 Because look at the art up here. This to me is less art like I would

7:04 This to me is less art like I would

7:04 This to me is less art like I would think of, you know, a painting on a wall

7:05 think of, you know, a painting on a wall

7:05 think of, you know, a painting on a wall or something or a beautiful

7:07 or something or a beautiful

7:07 or something or a beautiful representation of something and more

7:08 representation of something and more

7:08 representation of something and more like look at the bric-a-brac of people's

7:11 like look at the bric-a-brac of people's

7:11 like look at the bric-a-brac of people's homes that were way richer than anyone

7:14 homes that were way richer than anyone

7:14 homes that were way richer than anyone you know

7:15 you know

7:15 you know or are ever likely to know.

7:17 or are ever likely to know.

7:17 or are ever likely to know. Yeah.

7:18 Yeah. One of these things would cost more

7:20 One of these things would cost more

7:20 One of these things would cost more money than all the money you have ever

7:23 money than all the money you have ever

7:23 money than all the money you have ever had, or ever will have, or you will ever

7:25 had, or ever will have, or you will ever

7:25 had, or ever will have, or you will ever have.

7:26 have.

7:26 have. That's an artifact.

7:27 That's an artifact.

7:27 That's an artifact. I don't know exactly what's going on

7:29 I don't know exactly what's going on

7:29 I don't know exactly what's going on back there, but Tyler's been looking at

7:30 back there, but Tyler's been looking at

7:30 back there, but Tyler's been looking at this painting for an awfully long time.

7:34 this painting for an awfully long time.

7:34 this painting for an awfully long time. Not only is the painting a little bit

7:36 Not only is the painting a little bit

7:36 Not only is the painting a little bit weird and unusual when you look at it,

7:39 weird and unusual when you look at it,

7:39 weird and unusual when you look at it, but he's making the same facial

7:40 but he's making the same facial

7:40 but he's making the same facial expression as that guy up there.

7:44 expression as that guy up there.

7:44 expression as that guy up there. Tyler.

7:49 What are you looking at there?

7:49 What are you looking at there? I uh

7:50 I uh

7:50 I uh Maybe it's time for another

7:52 Maybe it's time for another

7:52 Maybe it's time for another for another Let's Let's go see some

7:53 for another Let's Let's go see some

7:53 for another Let's Let's go see some different art.

7:54 different art.

7:54 different art. Okay.

7:55 Okay. Okay. You okay?

7:57 Okay. You okay?

7:57 Okay. You okay? Yeah, let's

7:58 Yeah, let's

7:58 Yeah, let's Yeah.

7:59 Yeah. I'm Yeah.

8:00 I'm Yeah.

8:00 I'm Yeah. You okay?

8:00 You okay?

8:00 You okay? Yeah.

8:01 Yeah. All right. Maybe Let's go see some

8:03 All right. Maybe Let's go see some

8:03 All right. Maybe Let's go see some American art. How about that?

8:04 American art. How about that?

8:04 American art. How about that? That's Yeah.

8:11 Hello. Welcome. Oh, dear. I say, what's

8:11 Hello. Welcome. Oh, dear. I say, what's going on here? This is where we play

8:13 going on here? This is where we play

8:13 going on here? This is where we play with eggs.

8:14 with eggs.

8:14 with eggs. Yes, we are so poor we can't hang out in

8:17 Yes, we are so poor we can't hang out in

8:17 Yes, we are so poor we can't hang out in the castle. No, of course not. So, we

8:19 the castle. No, of course not. So, we

8:19 the castle. No, of course not. So, we play with eggs and smoke pipes.

8:23 play with eggs and smoke pipes.

8:23 play with eggs and smoke pipes. Eggs are fun to PLAY WITH. WOO!

8:28 I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S ACTUALLY FUN OR IF

8:28 I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S ACTUALLY FUN OR IF IT'S JUST FUN because we're smoking

8:30 IT'S JUST FUN because we're smoking

8:30 IT'S JUST FUN because we're smoking these.

8:36 Art.

8:36 Art. Okay, so funny story. Tyler and I have

8:38 Okay, so funny story. Tyler and I have

8:38 Okay, so funny story. Tyler and I have been trying to leave the European

8:40 been trying to leave the European

8:40 been trying to leave the European art wing for quite a while.

8:43 art wing for quite a while.

8:43 art wing for quite a while. And I feel like we're very lost and

8:46 And I feel like we're very lost and

8:46 And I feel like we're very lost and stuck in it.

8:47 stuck in it.

8:47 stuck in it. And not only that, but these two guys

8:49 And not only that, but these two guys

8:49 And not only that, but these two guys just keep following us.

8:50 just keep following us.

8:50 just keep following us. They know.

8:51 They know.

8:51 They know. From room to room. A lot of very cool

8:53 From room to room. A lot of very cool

8:53 From room to room. A lot of very cool medieval iconography and stuff in there.

8:57 medieval iconography and stuff in there.

8:57 medieval iconography and stuff in there. And here we have some statuary and

8:59 And here we have some statuary and

9:00 And here we have some statuary and just more art. And uh

9:02 just more art. And uh

9:02 just more art. And uh also at the end of the hallway

9:05 also at the end of the hallway

9:05 also at the end of the hallway maybe the most terrifying painting

9:09 maybe the most terrifying painting

9:09 maybe the most terrifying painting of all.

9:10 of all.

9:10 of all. Looks like

9:12 Looks like

9:12 Looks like what the Wednesday Addams

9:15 what the Wednesday Addams

9:15 what the Wednesday Addams of Halloween's Christina Ricci bears to

9:18 of Halloween's Christina Ricci bears to

9:19 of Halloween's Christina Ricci bears to the Winona Ryder from Beetlejuice.

9:21 the Winona Ryder from Beetlejuice.

9:21 the Winona Ryder from Beetlejuice. I was going to say it looks like Winona

9:23 I was going to say it looks like Winona

9:23 I was going to say it looks like Winona Ryder's

9:23 Ryder's

9:23 Ryder's a long time to get there, but yeah.

9:24 a long time to get there, but yeah.

9:24 a long time to get there, but yeah. great grandmother

9:26 great grandmother

9:26 great grandmother Yeah.

9:26 Yeah. that also murdered a guy.

9:28 that also murdered a guy.

9:28 that also murdered a guy. Lydia Deetz. This is

9:30 Lydia Deetz. This is

9:30 Lydia Deetz. This is Gamgam Deetz.

9:31 Gamgam Deetz.

9:31 Gamgam Deetz. That is

9:32 That is

9:32 That is Oh, yeah.

9:33 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Gamgam Deetz.

9:34 Yeah. Gamgam Deetz.

9:34 Yeah. Gamgam Deetz. Yeah.

9:35 Yeah. We did it.

9:36 We did it.

9:36 We did it. Nailed it. #gamgamdeetz

9:37 Nailed it. #gamgamdeetz

9:37 Nailed it. #gamgamdeetz Still scary painting, though, honestly.

9:39 Still scary painting, though, honestly.

9:39 Still scary painting, though, honestly. I wouldn't want that in my house.

9:40 I wouldn't want that in my house.

9:40 I wouldn't want that in my house. Nope.

9:41 Nope.

9:41 Nope. Maybe in your house.

9:42 Maybe in your house.

9:42 Maybe in your house. Nope.

9:44 Nope. Here we have the tombstone, a flat

9:46 Here we have the tombstone, a flat

9:46 Here we have the tombstone, a flat tombstone of Alberto Barbiano. It really

9:49 tombstone of Alberto Barbiano. It really

9:49 tombstone of Alberto Barbiano. It really looks like one of the Grail Knights'

9:52 looks like one of the Grail Knights'

9:52 looks like one of the Grail Knights' tombs from Indiana Jones, which means

9:55 tombs from Indiana Jones, which means

9:55 tombs from Indiana Jones, which means all I want to do right now is get a

9:56 all I want to do right now is get a

9:56 all I want to do right now is get a piece of paper and rub and make a

9:58 piece of paper and rub and make a

9:58 piece of paper and rub and make a rubbing.

9:59 rubbing.

9:59 rubbing. Yeah.

9:59 Yeah. So, movies have definitely taught me a

10:01 So, movies have definitely taught me a

10:01 So, movies have definitely taught me a lot about art and history

10:03 lot about art and history

10:03 lot about art and history Mhm.

10:04 Mhm. and how to treat artifacts. But

10:06 and how to treat artifacts. But

10:06 and how to treat artifacts. But apparently, even though it taught me a

10:07 apparently, even though it taught me a

10:07 apparently, even though it taught me a lot, it taught me a lot that was totally

10:09 lot, it taught me a lot that was totally

10:09 lot, it taught me a lot that was totally wrong. Not allowed to do it.

10:11 wrong. Not allowed to do it.

10:11 wrong. Not allowed to do it. Yeah, but it did teach you it belongs in

10:12 Yeah, but it did teach you it belongs in

10:12 Yeah, but it did teach you it belongs in a museum.

10:14 a museum.

10:14 a museum. That's right.

10:16 That's right.

10:16 That's right. But I want it to belong in my home.

10:18 But I want it to belong in my home.

10:18 But I want it to belong in my home. Hello. So, you've come to look at my

10:21 Hello. So, you've come to look at my

10:21 Hello. So, you've come to look at my portrait, have you? I'm a young

10:24 portrait, have you? I'm a young

10:24 portrait, have you? I'm a young nobleman.

10:25 nobleman.

10:25 nobleman. I had many fine horses and wives. Now,

10:28 I had many fine horses and wives. Now,

10:28 I had many fine horses and wives. Now, I'm trapped here in this painting.

10:31 I'm trapped here in this painting.

10:31 I'm trapped here in this painting. Am I spirits just looking at this bowl

10:33 Am I spirits just looking at this bowl

10:33 Am I spirits just looking at this bowl forever? It's a nice bowl, I suppose,

10:36 forever? It's a nice bowl, I suppose,

10:36 forever? It's a nice bowl, I suppose, but I do wish they would move around the

10:38 but I do wish they would move around the

10:38 but I do wish they would move around the artifacts from time to time. Everyone

10:41 artifacts from time to time. Everyone

10:41 artifacts from time to time. Everyone who comes in this museum is looking at

10:43 who comes in this museum is looking at

10:43 who comes in this museum is looking at all the fancier paintings, and here I

10:45 all the fancier paintings, and here I

10:45 all the fancier paintings, and here I sit over here. No one even notices how

10:48 sit over here. No one even notices how

10:48 sit over here. No one even notices how nice my gun sword is or my ruby ring.

10:51 nice my gun sword is or my ruby ring.

10:51 nice my gun sword is or my ruby ring. And no one ever asks why I have a neat

10:54 And no one ever asks why I have a neat

10:54 And no one ever asks why I have a neat Southwestern blanket. It's the year

10:56 Southwestern blanket. It's the year

10:56 Southwestern blanket. It's the year 1545,

10:58 1545,

10:58 1545, and I've got an Aztec blanket.

11:01 and I've got an Aztec blanket.

11:01 and I've got an Aztec blanket. Think about it. Aliens.

11:04 Think about it. Aliens.

11:04 Think about it. Aliens. This is all really cool stuff, and I

11:07 This is all really cool stuff, and I

11:07 This is all really cool stuff, and I pretty much understand

11:09 pretty much understand

11:09 pretty much understand why everything in this room is in this

11:12 why everything in this room is in this

11:12 why everything in this room is in this room in this art museum. It's all very

11:14 room in this art museum. It's all very

11:14 room in this art museum. It's all very beautiful, very wonderful-looking, very

11:17 beautiful, very wonderful-looking, very

11:18 beautiful, very wonderful-looking, very artistic, very rich-looking.

11:21 artistic, very rich-looking.

11:21 artistic, very rich-looking. But what the heck is this?

11:29 And if this wasn't enough to haunt your

11:29 And if this wasn't enough to haunt your nightmares forever, Tyler,

11:31 nightmares forever, Tyler,

11:31 nightmares forever, Tyler, there's one.

11:33 there's one.

11:33 there's one. And it's worse.

11:34 And it's worse.

11:34 And it's worse. They say they're owl chimeras.

11:44 Don't tell us.

11:44 Don't tell us. I do like how though between creepy and

11:46 I do like how though between creepy and

11:46 I do like how though between creepy and creepier is the statue of a woman who

11:48 creepier is the statue of a woman who

11:48 creepier is the statue of a woman who seems like she's just good with it.

11:51 seems like she's just good with it.

11:51 seems like she's just good with it. Still

11:53 Still

11:53 Still trapped.

11:54 trapped.

11:54 trapped. Oh, that looks like a painting from an

11:56 Oh, that looks like a painting from an

11:56 Oh, that looks like a painting from an art museum that I

11:57 art museum that I

11:57 art museum that I Oh, yeah. I think I saw that somewhere.

12:00 Oh, yeah. I think I saw that somewhere.

12:00 Oh, yeah. I think I saw that somewhere. Ooh, impressionism.

12:02 Ooh, impressionism.

12:02 Ooh, impressionism. I'll tell you what I know about Paul

12:03 I'll tell you what I know about Paul

12:03 I'll tell you what I know about Paul Cézanne and Paul Gauguin and Claude

12:07 Cézanne and Paul Gauguin and Claude

12:07 Cézanne and Paul Gauguin and Claude Monet is they made quite an impression

12:08 Monet is they made quite an impression

12:09 Monet is they made quite an impression on me. And they do great impressions.

12:12 on me. And they do great impressions.

12:12 on me. And they do great impressions. I was getting worried about the fact

12:13 I was getting worried about the fact

12:13 I was getting worried about the fact that we're lost and basically trapped in

12:15 that we're lost and basically trapped in

12:15 that we're lost and basically trapped in an art museum.

12:17 an art museum.

12:17 an art museum. Looking at this painting of the outdoors

12:18 Looking at this painting of the outdoors

12:18 Looking at this painting of the outdoors by Claude Monet

12:20 by Claude Monet

12:20 by Claude Monet really

12:21 really

12:21 really calms me down. It makes me feel really

12:24 calms me down. It makes me feel really

12:24 calms me down. It makes me feel really peaceful inside. This painting by Claude

12:26 peaceful inside. This painting by Claude

12:26 peaceful inside. This painting by Claude Monet, however, next door, this one here

12:29 Monet, however, next door, this one here

12:29 Monet, however, next door, this one here makes me really angry. You know?

12:33 makes me really angry. You know?

12:33 makes me really angry. You know? I don't even know why.

12:38 Here are reading her book, getting her

12:38 Here are reading her book, getting her portrait painted. Like,

12:39 portrait painted. Like,

12:40 portrait painted. Like, how dare you?

12:41 how dare you?

12:41 how dare you? How dare you? All of the artwork in this

12:44 How dare you? All of the artwork in this

12:44 How dare you? All of the artwork in this particular gallery

12:46 particular gallery

12:46 particular gallery really is pretty amazing. Just have one

12:48 really is pretty amazing. Just have one

12:48 really is pretty amazing. Just have one question for you. What's up, Tyler? Is

12:49 question for you. What's up, Tyler? Is

12:49 question for you. What's up, Tyler? Is this guy pooping?

12:55 You know, as we were coming around it,

12:55 You know, as we were coming around it, Tyler, I thought I was going to be able

12:56 Tyler, I thought I was going to be able

12:56 Tyler, I thought I was going to be able to tell you

12:57 to tell you

12:57 to tell you no, that he wasn't pooping.

13:00 no, that he wasn't pooping.

13:00 no, that he wasn't pooping. But

13:02 But

13:02 But he still might be pooping. I think he

13:04 he still might be pooping. I think he

13:04 he still might be pooping. I think he Also, the name of this is a nude study

13:06 Also, the name of this is a nude study

13:06 Also, the name of this is a nude study of Balzac,

13:07 of Balzac,

13:07 of Balzac, which is a weird word we're not going to

13:09 which is a weird word we're not going to

13:09 which is a weird word we're not going to unpack here. Mhm, you tell me.

13:12 unpack here. Mhm, you tell me.

13:12 unpack here. Mhm, you tell me. What? What?

13:13 What? What? It was at this point that we thankfully

13:15 It was at this point that we thankfully

13:15 It was at this point that we thankfully discovered the exit, but we had to flee

13:18 discovered the exit, but we had to flee

13:18 discovered the exit, but we had to flee the art museum because Tyler was about

13:20 the art museum because Tyler was about

13:20 the art museum because Tyler was about to be arrested for crimes against art.

13:23 to be arrested for crimes against art.

13:23 to be arrested for crimes against art. Make sure to check out our other videos

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13:51 On the left side

13:51 On the left side is the soul.

13:55 is the soul.

13:55 is the soul. On the right side is what's called the

13:57 On the right side is what's called the

13:57 On the right side is what's called the feather

13:58 feather

13:58 feather I thought if you were dead you don't

13:59 I thought if you were dead you don't

13:59 I thought if you were dead you don't have a soul.

14:00 have a soul.

14:00 have a soul. Well, it depends on

14:02 Well, it depends on

14:02 Well, it depends on where you are in your heart.

14:05 where you are in your heart.

14:05 where you are in your heart. Huh.

14:07 Huh.

14:07 Huh. Why do you have records in the

14:08 Why do you have records in the

14:08 Why do you have records in the afterlife?

14:10 afterlife?

14:10 afterlife? Like vinyl records?

14:11 Like vinyl records?

14:11 Like vinyl records? Yeah, soul records.

14:12 Yeah, soul records.

14:13 Yeah, soul records. Oh, you going to tell me James Brown

14:14 Oh, you going to tell me James Brown

14:14 Oh, you going to tell me James Brown doesn't have a soul?

14:16 doesn't have a soul?

14:16 doesn't have a soul? You know what? There's like not a sign

14:18 You know what? There's like not a sign

14:18 You know what? There's like not a sign that says you can't eat spaghetti in

14:20 that says you can't eat spaghetti in

14:20 that says you can't eat spaghetti in here, but like you know it's frowned

14:22 here, but like you know it's frowned

14:22 here, but like you know it's frowned upon.

14:24 upon.

14:24 upon. We actually have some legitimate Roman

14:27 We actually have some legitimate Roman

14:27 We actually have some legitimate Roman statuary in here, Tyler. That is some

14:30 statuary in here, Tyler. That is some

14:30 statuary in here, Tyler. That is some fancy, classy

14:33 fancy, classy

14:33 fancy, classy stuff.

14:34 stuff.

14:34 stuff. Very intimidating.

14:35 Very intimidating.

14:35 Very intimidating. You're what?

14:36 You're what?

14:37 You're what? It's very intimidating.

14:37 It's very intimidating.

14:38 It's very intimidating. How's it intimidating?

14:39 How's it intimidating?

14:39 How's it intimidating? Well, it's like, "Hey guy, look what I

14:40 Well, it's like, "Hey guy, look what I

14:41 Well, it's like, "Hey guy, look what I made with my life, something that's in a

14:42 made with my life, something that's in a

14:42 made with my life, something that's in a museum. How's your blog coming?"

14:45 museum. How's your blog coming?"

14:45 museum. How's your blog coming?" How is your blog coming?

14:47 How is your blog coming?

14:47 How is your blog coming? I haven't updated it in a while.

14:49 I haven't updated it in a while.

14:49 I haven't updated it in a while. Dolls.

14:52 Dolls.

14:52 Dolls. They're fighting.

14:53 They're fighting.

14:53 They're fighting. They're fighting flabby

14:55 They're fighting flabby

14:55 They're fighting flabby babies.

14:56 babies.

14:56 babies. Flabby fighting babies.

14:57 Flabby fighting babies.

14:57 Flabby fighting babies. in the Olympics, I'd watch it.

14:59 in the Olympics, I'd watch it.

14:59 in the Olympics, I'd watch it. Flabby fighting babies?

15:00 Flabby fighting babies?

15:00 Flabby fighting babies? Yes.

15:01 Yes.

15:01 Yes. I'm watching it right now.

15:02 I'm watching it right now.

15:02 I'm watching it right now. The ratings would go up.

15:04 The ratings would go up.

15:04 The ratings would go up. Ooh, look at this one's 100% a whale.

15:06 Ooh, look at this one's 100% a whale.

15:06 Ooh, look at this one's 100% a whale. Look at I recognize it cuz it looks just

15:09 Look at I recognize it cuz it looks just

15:09 Look at I recognize it cuz it looks just like your mom.

15:11 like your mom.

15:11 like your mom. Ouch.

15:17 Ooh. Now normally we wouldn't show

15:17 Ooh. Now normally we wouldn't show or really talk about things like that.

15:20 or really talk about things like that.

15:20 or really talk about things like that. But um

15:21 But um

15:21 But um art.

15:23 art.

15:23 art. Art.

15:24 Art. Do you feel more cultured now having

15:26 Do you feel more cultured now having

15:26 Do you feel more cultured now having looked at this?

15:27 looked at this?

15:27 looked at this? Equally cultured. Equally or less.

LACMA is weird (We got kicked out of an Art Museum)

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