The Tiki Present & The Tipsy Pineapple....

0:01 good evening how you doing there ladies

0:01 good evening how you doing there ladies and germs you're doing okay I'm doing

0:04 and germs you're doing okay I'm doing

0:04 and germs you're doing okay I'm doing fine on this lovely evening it's winter

0:07 fine on this lovely evening it's winter

0:07 fine on this lovely evening it's winter time in Orange California it's not very

0:10 time in Orange California it's not very

0:10 time in Orange California it's not very cold if you lived anywhere else you'd

0:11 cold if you lived anywhere else you'd

0:11 cold if you lived anywhere else you'd laugh if I said it was cold but for

0:13 laugh if I said it was cold but for

0:13 laugh if I said it was cold but for those of us who grew up in the

0:14 those of us who grew up in the

0:14 those of us who grew up in the non-weather weather of Southern

0:16 non-weather weather of Southern

0:16 non-weather weather of Southern California it's a little cold a little

0:18 California it's a little cold a little

0:18 California it's a little cold a little chill in the air hoodie weather I just

0:20 chill in the air hoodie weather I just

0:20 chill in the air hoodie weather I just realized the other day that I have not

0:21 realized the other day that I have not

0:21 realized the other day that I have not gotten very much sleep I've probably

0:23 gotten very much sleep I've probably

0:23 gotten very much sleep I've probably gotten no more than four or 5 hours of

0:25 gotten no more than four or 5 hours of

0:25 gotten no more than four or 5 hours of sleep this entire month not collectively

0:27 sleep this entire month not collectively

0:27 sleep this entire month not collectively obviously but per night the entire month

0:30 obviously but per night the entire month

0:30 obviously but per night the entire month so I decided to sleep in today I was

0:32 so I decided to sleep in today I was

0:32 so I decided to sleep in today I was like I got to rest man I got to rest the

0:33 like I got to rest man I got to rest the

0:33 like I got to rest man I got to rest the old Noggin rest the old noodle whatever

0:35 old Noggin rest the old noodle whatever

0:35 old Noggin rest the old noodle whatever that means the problem with me is every

0:37 that means the problem with me is every

0:37 that means the problem with me is every time that I try to rest and do nothing

0:39 time that I try to rest and do nothing

0:39 time that I try to rest and do nothing oh there's a lady over there she

0:40 oh there's a lady over there she

0:41 oh there's a lady over there she probably thinks I'm nuts every time I

0:42 probably thinks I'm nuts every time I

0:42 probably thinks I'm nuts every time I try and rest and do nothing I either end

0:44 try and rest and do nothing I either end

0:44 try and rest and do nothing I either end up doing a bunch of errands which I did

0:45 up doing a bunch of errands which I did

0:45 up doing a bunch of errands which I did today I went and bought a whole bunch of

0:47 today I went and bought a whole bunch of

0:47 today I went and bought a whole bunch of toilet paper and other things that I

0:48 toilet paper and other things that I

0:48 toilet paper and other things that I needed for the house or I get really

0:51 needed for the house or I get really

0:51 needed for the house or I get really really bored so when Ally told me that

0:54 really bored so when Ally told me that

0:54 really bored so when Ally told me that her friend is here from out of town well

0:55 her friend is here from out of town well

0:55 her friend is here from out of town well both of our friend is here from out of

0:57 both of our friend is here from out of

0:57 both of our friend is here from out of town and having a birthday tonight

0:58 town and having a birthday tonight

0:58 town and having a birthday tonight normally I'd be like uh

1:01 normally I'd be like uh

1:01 normally I'd be like uh but I was like okay let's go she just

1:02 but I was like okay let's go she just

1:03 but I was like okay let's go she just ran into the grocery store really quick

1:04 ran into the grocery store really quick

1:04 ran into the grocery store really quick to get something she forgot earlier

1:05 to get something she forgot earlier

1:05 to get something she forgot earlier since the Ralph Spire house doesn't

1:07 since the Ralph Spire house doesn't

1:07 since the Ralph Spire house doesn't really stay open that l so it's just us

1:09 really stay open that l so it's just us

1:09 really stay open that l so it's just us hanging in the car just the two of us

1:11 hanging in the car just the two of us

1:11 hanging in the car just the two of us and this lady who's looking at me like

1:13 and this lady who's looking at me like

1:13 and this lady who's looking at me like I'm nuts oh yeah so anyways I'm still

1:15 I'm nuts oh yeah so anyways I'm still

1:15 I'm nuts oh yeah so anyways I'm still trying to rest so this video will

1:16 trying to rest so this video will

1:16 trying to rest so this video will hopefully be short and sweet not just

1:17 hopefully be short and sweet not just

1:18 hopefully be short and sweet not just because it's takes a long time to film a

1:20 because it's takes a long time to film a

1:20 because it's takes a long time to film a long video but it takes a long time to

1:21 long video but it takes a long time to

1:21 long video but it takes a long time to edit a long video and then that's what

1:23 edit a long video and then that's what

1:23 edit a long video and then that's what leads me not to get the sleep you see so

1:25 leads me not to get the sleep you see so

1:25 leads me not to get the sleep you see so why film at all you ask you didn't film

1:27 why film at all you ask you didn't film

1:27 why film at all you ask you didn't film Costco you didn't film The Fun toilet

1:29 Costco you didn't film The Fun toilet

1:29 Costco you didn't film The Fun toilet paper buying experience just cuz I

1:30 paper buying experience just cuz I

1:30 paper buying experience just cuz I forgot to tell you the best part it's

1:32 forgot to tell you the best part it's

1:32 forgot to tell you the best part it's not just any birthday that I would go to

1:34 not just any birthday that I would go to

1:34 not just any birthday that I would go to and I wouldn't want to bring the camera

1:36 and I wouldn't want to bring the camera

1:36 and I wouldn't want to bring the camera it's a birthday somewhere extra special

1:39 it's a birthday somewhere extra special

1:39 it's a birthday somewhere extra special so we have left the comfort of home and

1:41 so we have left the comfort of home and

1:41 so we have left the comfort of home and we're heading down to the coast we're

1:43 we're heading down to the coast we're

1:43 we're heading down to the coast we're back at the Pacific Ocean and when I'm

1:45 back at the Pacific Ocean and when I'm

1:45 back at the Pacific Ocean and when I'm down next to the Pacific Ocean that

1:47 down next to the Pacific Ocean that

1:47 down next to the Pacific Ocean that usually means that we're headed to the

1:49 usually means that we're headed to the

1:49 usually means that we're headed to the one the only Dawn the beach comr that's

1:53 one the only Dawn the beach comr that's

1:53 one the only Dawn the beach comr that's right the party is at dawn the beach

1:55 right the party is at dawn the beach

1:55 right the party is at dawn the beach comr Tiki Central and not only did I

1:58 comr Tiki Central and not only did I

1:58 comr Tiki Central and not only did I find out that the party was going to be

1:59 find out that the party was going to be

2:00 find out that the party was going to be here I also found out my friend spikes

2:02 here I also found out my friend spikes

2:02 here I also found out my friend spikes band is playing here tonight it's like a

2:05 band is playing here tonight it's like a

2:05 band is playing here tonight it's like a double whammy I love on the beachr they

2:08 double whammy I love on the beachr they

2:08 double whammy I love on the beachr they keep saying this place is going to close

2:09 keep saying this place is going to close

2:09 keep saying this place is going to close cuz the landlord would like nothing more

2:11 cuz the landlord would like nothing more

2:11 cuz the landlord would like nothing more than for this place to go out of

2:12 than for this place to go out of

2:12 than for this place to go out of business but somehow they keep paying

2:14 business but somehow they keep paying

2:14 business but somehow they keep paying the rent this place has been open

2:16 the rent this place has been open

2:16 the rent this place has been open forever originally as Sam Seafood opened

2:19 forever originally as Sam Seafood opened

2:19 forever originally as Sam Seafood opened way back in the early days of the Tiki

2:22 way back in the early days of the Tiki

2:22 way back in the early days of the Tiki craze and it didn't hurt that it was

2:23 craze and it didn't hurt that it was

2:23 craze and it didn't hurt that it was right by you know a military base it's

2:25 right by you know a military base it's

2:25 right by you know a military base it's one of the seven wonders of the ocean

2:27 one of the seven wonders of the ocean

2:27 one of the seven wonders of the ocean enter if you dare enter

2:31 enter if you dare enter

2:31 enter if you dare enter yep there you go there you

2:39 go she remembers now Ali must find her

2:39 go she remembers now Ali must find her friend Madison and I've got to find

2:42 friend Madison and I've got to find

2:42 friend Madison and I've got to find Spike what a fun one the dagger

2:45 Spike what a fun one the dagger

2:45 Spike what a fun one the dagger bar a friends here's my friends tonight

2:50 bar a friends here's my friends tonight

2:50 bar a friends here's my friends tonight the dagger bar was a very popular choice

2:56 the dagger bar was a very popular choice

2:56 the dagger bar was a very popular choice I am so thirsty lau lau only very rarely

3:00 I am so thirsty lau lau only very rarely

3:00 I am so thirsty lau lau only very rarely do I dabble in adult beverages I usually

3:03 do I dabble in adult beverages I usually

3:03 do I dabble in adult beverages I usually have one and I end up sipping on it all

3:05 have one and I end up sipping on it all

3:05 have one and I end up sipping on it all night down the beach comr is the

3:08 night down the beach comr is the

3:08 night down the beach comr is the exception it is Tiki Paradise Tiki

3:12 exception it is Tiki Paradise Tiki

3:12 exception it is Tiki Paradise Tiki Paradise Lau Lao basically tastes like

3:15 Paradise Lau Lao basically tastes like

3:15 Paradise Lau Lao basically tastes like passion fruit Kool-Aid you can see there

3:17 passion fruit Kool-Aid you can see there

3:17 passion fruit Kool-Aid you can see there that historic photo back in the 30s even

3:20 that historic photo back in the 30s even

3:20 that historic photo back in the 30s even Sam's Seafood look at that Seafood co

3:23 Sam's Seafood look at that Seafood co

3:23 Sam's Seafood look at that Seafood co wait why does it say Sam's Seafood Spa

3:25 wait why does it say Sam's Seafood Spa

3:25 wait why does it say Sam's Seafood Spa what are they going to give you a

3:26 what are they going to give you a

3:26 what are they going to give you a massage with a bunch of fish e over the

3:28 massage with a bunch of fish e over the

3:28 massage with a bunch of fish e over the decade Sam sea food became more and more

3:31 decade Sam sea food became more and more

3:31 decade Sam sea food became more and more TIY oriented here see the sign used to

3:33 TIY oriented here see the sign used to

3:33 TIY oriented here see the sign used to say Sam but then Sam's Seafood was

3:35 say Sam but then Sam's Seafood was

3:35 say Sam but then Sam's Seafood was turned into Dawn the beach comr for the

3:38 turned into Dawn the beach comr for the

3:38 turned into Dawn the beach comr for the 21st century as other tiki bars across

3:40 21st century as other tiki bars across

3:40 21st century as other tiki bars across Orange County Southern California were

3:42 Orange County Southern California were

3:42 Orange County Southern California were closing down Sam Seafood was getting

3:44 closing down Sam Seafood was getting

3:44 closing down Sam Seafood was getting rebooted as Dawn the beach comr so a lot

3:46 rebooted as Dawn the beach comr so a lot

3:46 rebooted as Dawn the beach comr so a lot of old tiis old Polynesian fixtures and

3:50 of old tiis old Polynesian fixtures and

3:50 of old tiis old Polynesian fixtures and a lot of old Polynesian pop artwork were

3:53 a lot of old Polynesian pop artwork were

3:53 a lot of old Polynesian pop artwork were incorporated into this place pretty cool

3:55 incorporated into this place pretty cool

3:55 incorporated into this place pretty cool huh you should see with the lights on

3:56 huh you should see with the lights on

3:56 huh you should see with the lights on this place is massive all sorts of weird

3:59 this place is massive all sorts of weird

3:59 this place is massive all sorts of weird nooks and C Gres and the perfect place

4:01 nooks and C Gres and the perfect place

4:01 nooks and C Gres and the perfect place for my friend spikes band to play Oh I

4:03 for my friend spikes band to play Oh I

4:03 for my friend spikes band to play Oh I can hear him getting started again

4:05 can hear him getting started again

4:05 can hear him getting started again ladies and gentlemen the hoola girls

4:48 all right I've shown you the hola girls

4:48 all right I've shown you the hola girls before but I had to leave the room for a

4:50 before but I had to leave the room for a

4:50 before but I had to leave the room for a second to show you something else check

4:53 second to show you something else check

4:53 second to show you something else check this out someone put a whole drink into

4:57 this out someone put a whole drink into

4:57 this out someone put a whole drink into SpongeBob's house that's it's amazing

5:00 SpongeBob's house that's it's amazing

5:00 SpongeBob's house that's it's amazing I'm not a huge alcohol fan these days

5:02 I'm not a huge alcohol fan these days

5:02 I'm not a huge alcohol fan these days but I had to borrow this drink just to

5:05 but I had to borrow this drink just to

5:05 but I had to borrow this drink just to show you how crazy and beautiful that is

5:07 show you how crazy and beautiful that is

5:07 show you how crazy and beautiful that is I'm pretty sure you can come here and

5:09 I'm pretty sure you can come here and

5:09 I'm pretty sure you can come here and order all these drinks virgin as well

5:10 order all these drinks virgin as well

5:10 order all these drinks virgin as well which means with no alcohol so either

5:12 which means with no alcohol so either

5:12 which means with no alcohol so either way you go something for everyone even

5:15 way you go something for everyone even

5:15 way you go something for everyone even SpongeBob and Gary I love it I love

5:19 SpongeBob and Gary I love it I love

5:19 SpongeBob and Gary I love it I love coming down to Dawn the beach comr if

5:21 coming down to Dawn the beach comr if

5:22 coming down to Dawn the beach comr if Disneyland didn't give you any hints I'm

5:23 Disneyland didn't give you any hints I'm

5:23 Disneyland didn't give you any hints I'm very into postwar American kit I think

5:27 very into postwar American kit I think

5:27 very into postwar American kit I think Disneyland is kind of a part of that yet

5:28 Disneyland is kind of a part of that yet

5:28 Disneyland is kind of a part of that yet had a whole generation and actually the

5:30 had a whole generation and actually the

5:30 had a whole generation and actually the generations before then first you had

5:32 generations before then first you had

5:32 generations before then first you had World War I World War II then you had

5:34 World War I World War II then you had

5:34 World War I World War II then you had the Korean War you had all these guys

5:36 the Korean War you had all these guys

5:36 the Korean War you had all these guys generations of guys who went off to war

5:37 generations of guys who went off to war

5:37 generations of guys who went off to war is a horrible horrible crazy things and

5:40 is a horrible horrible crazy things and

5:40 is a horrible horrible crazy things and then came back to the United States and

5:43 then came back to the United States and

5:43 then came back to the United States and created their own versions of paradise

5:45 created their own versions of paradise

5:45 created their own versions of paradise whether inspired by uh kind of phony

5:48 whether inspired by uh kind of phony

5:48 whether inspired by uh kind of phony French castles or their own versions of

5:51 French castles or their own versions of

5:51 French castles or their own versions of what they encountered in the Pacific

5:52 what they encountered in the Pacific

5:52 what they encountered in the Pacific Ocean and whether in backyard luow or

5:55 Ocean and whether in backyard luow or

5:55 Ocean and whether in backyard luow or new theme parks what you see is a

5:56 new theme parks what you see is a

5:56 new theme parks what you see is a generation of Hardcore dudes indulging

5:59 generation of Hardcore dudes indulging

5:59 generation of Hardcore dudes indulging them El and their children in fantasy

6:01 them El and their children in fantasy

6:01 them El and their children in fantasy kingdoms which I think is so interesting

6:04 kingdoms which I think is so interesting

6:04 kingdoms which I think is so interesting but I'm not here for Fantasy kingdoms

6:05 but I'm not here for Fantasy kingdoms

6:05 but I'm not here for Fantasy kingdoms today I'm actually here to pick up a

6:07 today I'm actually here to pick up a

6:07 today I'm actually here to pick up a present oh yeah it may be Madison's

6:09 present oh yeah it may be Madison's

6:09 present oh yeah it may be Madison's birthday but I'm here for a present from

6:12 birthday but I'm here for a present from

6:12 birthday but I'm here for a present from Spike I'm pretty stoked on this actually

6:14 Spike I'm pretty stoked on this actually

6:14 Spike I'm pretty stoked on this actually spike is leading me to his crazy what do

6:17 spike is leading me to his crazy what do

6:17 spike is leading me to his crazy what do you call this it's not a van death

6:19 you call this it's not a van death

6:19 you call this it's not a van death machine it's not really a truck it's

6:21 machine it's not really a truck it's

6:21 machine it's not really a truck it's more of like van front truck back what

6:24 more of like van front truck back what

6:24 more of like van front truck back what is it a falcon I don't even know no it's

6:26 is it a falcon I don't even know no it's

6:26 is it a falcon I don't even know no it's in a conine Ford a conol line ooh 1961

6:29 in a conine Ford a conol line ooh 1961

6:29 in a conine Ford a conol line ooh 1961 super dangerous aren't you afraid you're

6:30 super dangerous aren't you afraid you're

6:30 super dangerous aren't you afraid you're just going to tip over every time you

6:32 just going to tip over every time you

6:32 just going to tip over every time you stop don't take it to San Francisco man

6:33 stop don't take it to San Francisco man

6:33 stop don't take it to San Francisco man you'll die oh my God I just rolled I

6:35 you'll die oh my God I just rolled I

6:35 you'll die oh my God I just rolled I want I want to make you an Aly a

6:37 want I want to make you an Aly a

6:37 want I want to make you an Aly a housewarming gift okay I'm ready so I

6:40 housewarming gift okay I'm ready so I

6:40 housewarming gift okay I'm ready so I made you this yes look at that you made

6:44 made you this yes look at that you made

6:44 made you this yes look at that you made that out of wood it's like it out of

6:46 that out of wood it's like it out of

6:46 that out of wood it's like it out of wood and wood if uh it's like if

6:48 wood and wood if uh it's like if

6:48 wood and wood if uh it's like if randomland was a real amusement park yep

6:51 randomland was a real amusement park yep

6:51 randomland was a real amusement park yep and this was the tiki section of

6:52 and this was the tiki section of

6:52 and this was the tiki section of randomland yes I love this Spike made

6:55 randomland yes I love this Spike made

6:55 randomland yes I love this Spike made this all by himself with wood and

6:57 this all by himself with wood and

6:57 this all by himself with wood and Imagination how do you make this

7:00 Imagination how do you make this

7:00 Imagination how do you make this router and some chisels in your hands

7:02 router and some chisels in your hands

7:02 router and some chisels in your hands let's cut to the video you're such a

7:04 let's cut to the video you're such a

7:04 let's cut to the video you're such a okay yeah here cut to the video how

7:06 okay yeah here cut to the video how

7:06 okay yeah here cut to the video how Spike

7:18 fed dude Ally look at this housewarming

7:18 fed dude Ally look at this housewarming present from Spike how about that look

7:22 present from Spike how about that look

7:22 present from Spike how about that look at the craftsmanship careful walking out

7:24 at the craftsmanship careful walking out

7:24 at the craftsmanship careful walking out with it they're going to think you stole

7:25 with it they're going to think you stole

7:25 with it they're going to think you stole it you stole it happy birthday Madison

7:29 it you stole it happy birthday Madison

7:29 it you stole it happy birthday Madison dude I am super stoked on this and not

7:31 dude I am super stoked on this and not

7:31 dude I am super stoked on this and not only am I super stoked on it I'm super

7:32 only am I super stoked on it I'm super

7:32 only am I super stoked on it I'm super stoked that Spike gave it to me at dawn

7:35 stoked that Spike gave it to me at dawn

7:35 stoked that Spike gave it to me at dawn the beach Comer so it could be inside of

7:37 the beach Comer so it could be inside of

7:37 the beach Comer so it could be inside of here that way if this place ever does

7:39 here that way if this place ever does

7:39 here that way if this place ever does close God forbid I can always look at my

7:41 close God forbid I can always look at my

7:41 close God forbid I can always look at my random land sign and have a little piece

7:43 random land sign and have a little piece

7:43 random land sign and have a little piece of the memory there it is look at that

7:47 of the memory there it is look at that

7:47 of the memory there it is look at that that's amazing dude thank you that is a

7:50 that's amazing dude thank you that is a

7:50 that's amazing dude thank you that is a princely gift dude freaking awesome look

7:52 princely gift dude freaking awesome look

7:52 princely gift dude freaking awesome look at this guy he makes everything except

7:55 at this guy he makes everything except

7:55 at this guy he makes everything except money except money musician all right

7:58 money except money musician all right

7:58 money except money musician all right the hoola girls have finished playing

7:59 the hoola girls have finished playing

7:59 the hoola girls have finished playing the birthday girl has flown the coup I

8:02 the birthday girl has flown the coup I

8:02 the birthday girl has flown the coup I think we did pretty good we've done our

8:04 think we did pretty good we've done our

8:04 think we did pretty good we've done our duty now we're going to take this sign

8:06 duty now we're going to take this sign

8:06 duty now we're going to take this sign hole and sleep well

8:50 by the sea SpongeBob square

8:50 by the sea SpongeBob square psor yellow for SE

8:54 psor yellow for SE

8:54 psor yellow for SE Spong

8:56 Spong

8:56 Spong squ I'm so drunk wait a minute

9:01 squ I'm so drunk wait a minute

9:01 squ I'm so drunk wait a minute I'm not drunk it's just pineapple juice

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