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0:03 Well, good morning from fabulous Las

0:03 Well, good morning from fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada. True. It's about 2

0:06 Vegas, Nevada. True. It's about 2

0:06 Vegas, Nevada. True. It's about 2 o'clock in the afternoon, but in Las

0:08 o'clock in the afternoon, but in Las

0:08 o'clock in the afternoon, but in Las Vegas, that's morning. I've just been

0:09 Vegas, that's morning. I've just been

0:09 Vegas, that's morning. I've just been walking along the light rigging here for

0:12 walking along the light rigging here for

0:12 walking along the light rigging here for the big Formula 1, the big F1 race in

0:14 the big Formula 1, the big F1 race in

0:14 the big Formula 1, the big F1 race in Las Vegas next month, soaking in the

0:16 Las Vegas next month, soaking in the

0:16 Las Vegas next month, soaking in the unusual sight here at Treasure Island of

0:19 unusual sight here at Treasure Island of

0:20 unusual sight here at Treasure Island of two sort of deserted landlocked in the

0:23 two sort of deserted landlocked in the

0:24 two sort of deserted landlocked in the desert pirate ships designed by my good

0:26 desert pirate ships designed by my good

0:26 desert pirate ships designed by my good friend Bob Gerr, the same guy who

0:28 friend Bob Gerr, the same guy who

0:28 friend Bob Gerr, the same guy who designed the Disneyland Montreal, the

0:30 designed the Disneyland Montreal, the

0:30 designed the Disneyland Montreal, the giant King Kong at Universal Studios,

0:33 giant King Kong at Universal Studios,

0:33 giant King Kong at Universal Studios, the UFO from the 1984 Los Angeles

0:36 the UFO from the 1984 Los Angeles

0:36 the UFO from the 1984 Los Angeles Olympics, and Steve Winds bequest He

0:39 Olympics, and Steve Winds bequest He

0:39 Olympics, and Steve Winds bequest He built these pirate ships here for

0:40 built these pirate ships here for

0:40 built these pirate ships here for Treasure Island when Las Vegas was

0:42 Treasure Island when Las Vegas was

0:42 Treasure Island when Las Vegas was trying to be a little more

0:43 trying to be a little more

0:43 trying to be a little more familyfriendly. There was a big pirate

0:45 familyfriendly. There was a big pirate

0:45 familyfriendly. There was a big pirate battle that happened out here every

0:47 battle that happened out here every

0:47 battle that happened out here every night along Las Vegas Boulevard. Later,

0:50 night along Las Vegas Boulevard. Later,

0:50 night along Las Vegas Boulevard. Later, I think they tried to make the show a

0:51 I think they tried to make the show a

0:51 I think they tried to make the show a little bit more adult, a little bit more

0:53 little bit more adult, a little bit more

0:53 little bit more adult, a little bit more uh sensual, which is why you see these

0:56 uh sensual, which is why you see these

0:56 uh sensual, which is why you see these pirate ships looking the way they do

0:58 pirate ships looking the way they do

0:58 pirate ships looking the way they do now. But eventually as Treasure Island

1:00 now. But eventually as Treasure Island

1:00 now. But eventually as Treasure Island slowly morphed into TI, their kind of

1:03 slowly morphed into TI, their kind of

1:03 slowly morphed into TI, their kind of weird later rebrand, I'll leave it to

1:05 weird later rebrand, I'll leave it to

1:05 weird later rebrand, I'll leave it to you whether it was successful or not.

1:07 you whether it was successful or not.

1:07 you whether it was successful or not. They sort of cheaped out on the free

1:08 They sort of cheaped out on the free

1:08 They sort of cheaped out on the free pirate show along the strip and now

1:11 pirate show along the strip and now

1:11 pirate show along the strip and now these boats just sit there forgotten for

1:14 these boats just sit there forgotten for

1:14 these boats just sit there forgotten for lawn. Now these boats used to actually

1:15 lawn. Now these boats used to actually

1:15 lawn. Now these boats used to actually sink into this mode here like in an

1:17 sink into this mode here like in an

1:17 sink into this mode here like in an animatronic kind of way. That's where

1:19 animatronic kind of way. That's where

1:19 animatronic kind of way. That's where Bob Gurr comes in. And I'm sure a lot of

1:21 Bob Gurr comes in. And I'm sure a lot of

1:21 Bob Gurr comes in. And I'm sure a lot of you know that, but I was just thinking

1:22 you know that, but I was just thinking

1:22 you know that, but I was just thinking like, man, if you didn't know that,

1:24 like, man, if you didn't know that,

1:24 like, man, if you didn't know that, you'd probably walk by here going, "What

1:25 you'd probably walk by here going, "What

1:25 you'd probably walk by here going, "What the heck is up with these pirate ships?"

1:28 the heck is up with these pirate ships?"

1:28 the heck is up with these pirate ships?" I was lucky enough to have my first

1:29 I was lucky enough to have my first

1:29 I was lucky enough to have my first visit to Las Vegas be so long ago that I

1:33 visit to Las Vegas be so long ago that I

1:33 visit to Las Vegas be so long ago that I did actually see this free show along

1:35 did actually see this free show along

1:35 did actually see this free show along the strip in its original form before

1:37 the strip in its original form before

1:37 the strip in its original form before the budget was sort of cut before Senor

1:39 the budget was sort of cut before Senor

1:39 the budget was sort of cut before Senor Frogs took over over here and Ghillies

1:42 Frogs took over over here and Ghillies

1:42 Frogs took over over here and Ghillies the sort of Texas Roadhouse was here

1:44 the sort of Texas Roadhouse was here

1:44 the sort of Texas Roadhouse was here when it was all actually kind of

1:46 when it was all actually kind of

1:46 when it was all actually kind of Treasure Island pirate themed which I

1:49 Treasure Island pirate themed which I

1:49 Treasure Island pirate themed which I thought was pretty darn cool. And as

1:50 thought was pretty darn cool. And as

1:50 thought was pretty darn cool. And as we'll see later when we get in the car,

1:52 we'll see later when we get in the car,

1:52 we'll see later when we get in the car, I was very disappointed when I walked

1:53 I was very disappointed when I walked

1:53 I was very disappointed when I walked inside. Like the theming sort of ended

1:55 inside. Like the theming sort of ended

1:55 inside. Like the theming sort of ended at the door. But still out here, it was

1:57 at the door. But still out here, it was

1:57 at the door. But still out here, it was awesome. Sinking pirate ships and flames

2:00 awesome. Sinking pirate ships and flames

2:00 awesome. Sinking pirate ships and flames and stunts, people diving into the

2:03 and stunts, people diving into the

2:03 and stunts, people diving into the water. What a beautiful site. And what

2:05 water. What a beautiful site. And what

2:05 water. What a beautiful site. And what an unusual site. You don't tend to see

2:07 an unusual site. You don't tend to see

2:07 an unusual site. You don't tend to see that every day. I mean, unless you work

2:09 that every day. I mean, unless you work

2:09 that every day. I mean, unless you work at Disneyland, but I actually didn't

2:10 at Disneyland, but I actually didn't

2:10 at Disneyland, but I actually didn't come to Treasure Island and enjoy its

2:13 come to Treasure Island and enjoy its

2:13 come to Treasure Island and enjoy its free parking just to see these pirate

2:15 free parking just to see these pirate

2:15 free parking just to see these pirate ships. I came for a much more unusual

2:18 ships. I came for a much more unusual

2:18 ships. I came for a much more unusual site. Something that I have never seen

2:20 site. Something that I have never seen

2:20 site. Something that I have never seen anywhere but Las Vegas. And no, I'm not

2:23 anywhere but Las Vegas. And no, I'm not

2:23 anywhere but Las Vegas. And no, I'm not talking about Gillies, where you can say

2:25 talking about Gillies, where you can say

2:25 talking about Gillies, where you can say howdy and get rowdy. I'm talking about

2:27 howdy and get rowdy. I'm talking about

2:27 howdy and get rowdy. I'm talking about something along the side of the

2:29 something along the side of the

2:29 something along the side of the building. And I know everything in Las

2:31 building. And I know everything in Las

2:31 building. And I know everything in Las Vegas is built on a massive scale. When

2:33 Vegas is built on a massive scale. When

2:33 Vegas is built on a massive scale. When I first saw it, I was not prepared for

2:36 I first saw it, I was not prepared for

2:36 I first saw it, I was not prepared for this. Oh my gosh. Would you look at the

2:38 this. Oh my gosh. Would you look at the

2:38 this. Oh my gosh. Would you look at the size of that shopping cart? It's

2:42 size of that shopping cart? It's

2:42 size of that shopping cart? It's Cartzilla. I never knew where its home

2:44 Cartzilla. I never knew where its home

2:44 Cartzilla. I never knew where its home base was before, but this is where it

2:47 base was before, but this is where it

2:47 base was before, but this is where it drops off and picks up passengers right

2:49 drops off and picks up passengers right

2:49 drops off and picks up passengers right here below Treasure Island. Right along

2:52 here below Treasure Island. Right along

2:52 here below Treasure Island. Right along the side of it in the bus loading area.

2:55 the side of it in the bus loading area.

2:55 the side of it in the bus loading area. It's not quite as big as a bus. Almost

2:57 It's not quite as big as a bus. Almost

2:57 It's not quite as big as a bus. Almost as big as a short bus though, I'd say.

2:59 as big as a short bus though, I'd say.

2:59 as big as a short bus though, I'd say. That is amazing. I like this on the

3:01 That is amazing. I like this on the

3:01 That is amazing. I like this on the back. Shopping cart is hybrid. It burns

3:03 back. Shopping cart is hybrid. It burns

3:03 back. Shopping cart is hybrid. It burns gas and rubber. Look at this freaking

3:05 gas and rubber. Look at this freaking

3:05 gas and rubber. Look at this freaking thing. It's got seating for eight,

3:07 thing. It's got seating for eight,

3:07 thing. It's got seating for eight, including the driver. It goes up and

3:09 including the driver. It goes up and

3:09 including the driver. It goes up and down the strip on an hour long tour of

3:12 down the strip on an hour long tour of

3:12 down the strip on an hour long tour of Las Vegas. From what I could gather back

3:14 Las Vegas. From what I could gather back

3:14 Las Vegas. From what I could gather back there, it's about 60 bucks for an hour,

3:16 there, it's about 60 bucks for an hour,

3:16 there, it's about 60 bucks for an hour, so about a dollar per minute, something

3:18 so about a dollar per minute, something

3:18 so about a dollar per minute, something like that. It's a freaking street legal

3:21 like that. It's a freaking street legal

3:21 like that. It's a freaking street legal shopping cart. I know it was founded by

3:23 shopping cart. I know it was founded by

3:23 shopping cart. I know it was founded by a guy named Kurt Osborne. I have no idea

3:25 a guy named Kurt Osborne. I have no idea

3:25 a guy named Kurt Osborne. I have no idea when it started. All I know is just a

3:27 when it started. All I know is just a

3:27 when it started. All I know is just a couple of years ago, I started seeing a

3:28 couple of years ago, I started seeing a

3:28 couple of years ago, I started seeing a giant shopping cart cruising up and down

3:30 giant shopping cart cruising up and down

3:30 giant shopping cart cruising up and down the strip. What the freaking heck is

3:31 the strip. What the freaking heck is

3:32 the strip. What the freaking heck is that? That is a freaking 400 horsepower

3:35 that? That is a freaking 400 horsepower

3:35 that? That is a freaking 400 horsepower shopping cart right there.

3:37 shopping cart right there.

3:37 shopping cart right there. >> Uh-oh. It looks like somebody left it

3:39 >> Uh-oh. It looks like somebody left it

3:39 >> Uh-oh. It looks like somebody left it unattended right now. Willy whips skip.

3:42 unattended right now. Willy whips skip.

3:42 unattended right now. Willy whips skip. That's not where the carts go. Somebody

3:43 That's not where the carts go. Somebody

3:44 That's not where the carts go. Somebody tell the cart. Oh, that's a great way to

3:46 tell the cart. Oh, that's a great way to

3:46 tell the cart. Oh, that's a great way to start your morning. Next time I'm here

3:48 start your morning. Next time I'm here

3:48 start your morning. Next time I'm here with like Alley or something like that,

3:49 with like Alley or something like that,

3:49 with like Alley or something like that, I got to get a ride on Cartzilla. Dude,

3:52 I got to get a ride on Cartzilla. Dude,

3:52 I got to get a ride on Cartzilla. Dude, that shopping cart put me in a good

3:54 that shopping cart put me in a good

3:54 that shopping cart put me in a good mood. Put me in a wacky mood. I love the

3:57 mood. Put me in a wacky mood. I love the

3:57 mood. Put me in a wacky mood. I love the grand and glamorous stylings of things

3:59 grand and glamorous stylings of things

3:59 grand and glamorous stylings of things like the Venetian or Caesar's Forum

4:01 like the Venetian or Caesar's Forum

4:01 like the Venetian or Caesar's Forum Shop. And it'd be great to experience

4:03 Shop. And it'd be great to experience

4:03 Shop. And it'd be great to experience the stylish elegance of the win or the

4:05 the stylish elegance of the win or the

4:05 the stylish elegance of the win or the encore, but I'm a much bigger fan of

4:07 encore, but I'm a much bigger fan of

4:07 encore, but I'm a much bigger fan of things that are just pure kit, pure

4:09 things that are just pure kit, pure

4:09 things that are just pure kit, pure schllock, pure stick, you know what I

4:12 schllock, pure stick, you know what I

4:12 schllock, pure stick, you know what I mean? Wacky stuff. And luckily, there's

4:13 mean? Wacky stuff. And luckily, there's

4:13 mean? Wacky stuff. And luckily, there's a bit of that left over in Las Vegas

4:15 a bit of that left over in Las Vegas

4:15 a bit of that left over in Las Vegas these days as well. So, when I woke up

4:17 these days as well. So, when I woke up

4:17 these days as well. So, when I woke up this morning on my last day in Las

4:20 this morning on my last day in Las

4:20 this morning on my last day in Las Vegas, I think before I head home, I was

4:21 Vegas, I think before I head home, I was

4:21 Vegas, I think before I head home, I was thinking, do I want to walk around the

4:23 thinking, do I want to walk around the

4:23 thinking, do I want to walk around the big casinos on the strip or do I want to

4:25 big casinos on the strip or do I want to

4:25 big casinos on the strip or do I want to look for something a little more seedy,

4:27 look for something a little more seedy,

4:27 look for something a little more seedy, a little more old school? And of course,

4:29 a little more old school? And of course,

4:29 a little more old school? And of course, I decided a little more CD and old

4:31 I decided a little more CD and old

4:31 I decided a little more CD and old school. But first, I've got to go cash

4:33 school. But first, I've got to go cash

4:33 school. But first, I've got to go cash another little voucher over here.

4:35 another little voucher over here.

4:35 another little voucher over here. Another little found on the floor prize.

4:39 Another little found on the floor prize.

4:39 Another little found on the floor prize. I have gambled zero dollars of my own

4:41 I have gambled zero dollars of my own

4:41 I have gambled zero dollars of my own money while I've been in Vegas. But for

4:43 money while I've been in Vegas. But for

4:43 money while I've been in Vegas. But for the second time on the ground, I found a

4:46 the second time on the ground, I found a

4:46 the second time on the ground, I found a voucher for 20 bucks. So, I actually

4:49 voucher for 20 bucks. So, I actually

4:49 voucher for 20 bucks. So, I actually have been winning in Vegas without even

4:52 have been winning in Vegas without even

4:52 have been winning in Vegas without even playing. Uh, what's going on here? We

4:53 playing. Uh, what's going on here? We

4:53 playing. Uh, what's going on here? We got some nude cow folk over here. Well,

4:56 got some nude cow folk over here. Well,

4:56 got some nude cow folk over here. Well, partially nude cow folk over here. I

4:59 partially nude cow folk over here. I

4:59 partially nude cow folk over here. I don't fancy paying for that photo

5:01 don't fancy paying for that photo

5:01 don't fancy paying for that photo opportunity, so I'll keep on going.

5:03 opportunity, so I'll keep on going.

5:03 opportunity, so I'll keep on going. Yeah, you got to keep your eyes open,

5:04 Yeah, you got to keep your eyes open,

5:04 Yeah, you got to keep your eyes open, man. I saw somebody uh trying to put a

5:07 man. I saw somebody uh trying to put a

5:07 man. I saw somebody uh trying to put a little voucher into a machine at a

5:09 little voucher into a machine at a

5:09 little voucher into a machine at a completely different casino and then

5:10 completely different casino and then

5:10 completely different casino and then just give up and leave it there. So, I

5:12 just give up and leave it there. So, I

5:12 just give up and leave it there. So, I walked up and looked at it. 20 bucks for

5:14 walked up and looked at it. 20 bucks for

5:14 walked up and looked at it. 20 bucks for Paris, Las Vegas. They were trying to

5:16 Paris, Las Vegas. They were trying to

5:16 Paris, Las Vegas. They were trying to cash it in at the Mandandalay Bay and

5:17 cash it in at the Mandandalay Bay and

5:17 cash it in at the Mandandalay Bay and must have just gone, "Ah, not worth it."

5:18 must have just gone, "Ah, not worth it."

5:18 must have just gone, "Ah, not worth it." Well, it's worth it to me. So, before I

5:20 Well, it's worth it to me. So, before I

5:20 Well, it's worth it to me. So, before I get wacky, I'm headed over there towards

5:21 get wacky, I'm headed over there towards

5:21 get wacky, I'm headed over there towards the Eiffel Tower, which we could just

5:23 the Eiffel Tower, which we could just

5:23 the Eiffel Tower, which we could just see peeking up above the horizon. get

5:25 see peeking up above the horizon. get

5:25 see peeking up above the horizon. get myself some free money. Now, see, I

5:27 myself some free money. Now, see, I

5:27 myself some free money. Now, see, I would have just taken the car straight

5:29 would have just taken the car straight

5:29 would have just taken the car straight over to Paris because it is quite a walk

5:31 over to Paris because it is quite a walk

5:31 over to Paris because it is quite a walk from Treasure Island. But I looked it up

5:33 from Treasure Island. But I looked it up

5:33 from Treasure Island. But I looked it up and it cost $20 to park over at Paris,

5:36 and it cost $20 to park over at Paris,

5:36 and it cost $20 to park over at Paris, even within the first hour, unless

5:38 even within the first hour, unless

5:38 even within the first hour, unless you're a Nevada resident, which I am

5:39 you're a Nevada resident, which I am

5:39 you're a Nevada resident, which I am not, which would have completely

5:41 not, which would have completely

5:41 not, which would have completely cancelled me out. So, I decided to take

5:42 cancelled me out. So, I decided to take

5:42 cancelled me out. So, I decided to take the twomile, roughly 1h hour round trip

5:45 the twomile, roughly 1h hour round trip

5:45 the twomile, roughly 1h hour round trip on foot, all to get a free $20 bill.

5:49 on foot, all to get a free $20 bill.

5:49 on foot, all to get a free $20 bill. Let's face it, I could use a little bit

5:50 Let's face it, I could use a little bit

5:50 Let's face it, I could use a little bit of walking around. The walk may cost me

5:53 of walking around. The walk may cost me

5:53 of walking around. The walk may cost me more foot time than it's worth in

5:55 more foot time than it's worth in

5:55 more foot time than it's worth in dollars to be minimum wage perhaps, but

5:59 dollars to be minimum wage perhaps, but

5:59 dollars to be minimum wage perhaps, but I'm getting a lot of free shows along

6:00 I'm getting a lot of free shows along

6:00 I'm getting a lot of free shows along the way. Hopefully burning off some of

6:02 the way. Hopefully burning off some of

6:02 the way. Hopefully burning off some of this belly. You see those things across

6:03 this belly. You see those things across

6:04 this belly. You see those things across the street? Those are some of the

6:05 the street? Those are some of the

6:05 the street? Those are some of the private viewing boxes. Some seating for

6:07 private viewing boxes. Some seating for

6:07 private viewing boxes. Some seating for that Formula 1 race coming up here in

6:09 that Formula 1 race coming up here in

6:09 that Formula 1 race coming up here in front of Bellagio, which is normally the

6:10 front of Bellagio, which is normally the

6:10 front of Bellagio, which is normally the area you're more likely to see Dirty

6:12 area you're more likely to see Dirty

6:12 area you're more likely to see Dirty Mickey or dirty Darth Vader or

6:13 Mickey or dirty Darth Vader or

6:13 Mickey or dirty Darth Vader or Chewbacca. You know, take a photo with

6:15 Chewbacca. You know, take a photo with

6:15 Chewbacca. You know, take a photo with me for a dollar kind of people. just

6:16 me for a dollar kind of people. just

6:16 me for a dollar kind of people. just right over there in front of the free

6:18 right over there in front of the free

6:18 right over there in front of the free fountain show, which always gathers huge

6:20 fountain show, which always gathers huge

6:20 fountain show, which always gathers huge crowds, which just shows what a big

6:22 crowds, which just shows what a big

6:22 crowds, which just shows what a big mistake it is that Treasure Islands

6:23 mistake it is that Treasure Islands

6:23 mistake it is that Treasure Islands letting those pirate ships go to waste.

6:25 letting those pirate ships go to waste.

6:25 letting those pirate ships go to waste. But since it's closed off, I've noticed

6:26 But since it's closed off, I've noticed

6:26 But since it's closed off, I've noticed they are a lot more spread out along the

6:29 they are a lot more spread out along the

6:29 they are a lot more spread out along the strip. But look, here we are.

6:34 strip. But look, here we are.

6:34 strip. But look, here we are. Dude, look at that thing. Look how small

6:35 Dude, look at that thing. Look how small

6:35 Dude, look at that thing. Look how small those people are. And then let's go up

6:37 those people are. And then let's go up

6:37 those people are. And then let's go up and up and up and up. And this is only a

6:41 and up and up and up. And this is only a

6:41 and up and up and up. And this is only a halfcale replica of the real Eiffel

6:44 halfcale replica of the real Eiffel

6:44 halfcale replica of the real Eiffel Tower. The real one is over 1,000 ft

6:46 Tower. The real one is over 1,000 ft

6:46 Tower. The real one is over 1,000 ft tall. This one's only 541

6:49 tall. This one's only 541

6:50 tall. This one's only 541 ft tall, something like that. There's a

6:51 ft tall, something like that. There's a

6:51 ft tall, something like that. There's a bar down here in the base, a nightclub

6:54 bar down here in the base, a nightclub

6:54 bar down here in the base, a nightclub up there on the sort of balcony

6:56 up there on the sort of balcony

6:56 up there on the sort of balcony underneath it, and even a restaurant up

6:58 underneath it, and even a restaurant up

6:58 underneath it, and even a restaurant up there in the Eiffel Tower itself. And if

7:01 there in the Eiffel Tower itself. And if

7:01 there in the Eiffel Tower itself. And if you don't get suckered into giving all

7:02 you don't get suckered into giving all

7:02 you don't get suckered into giving all your money away to the faux show girls

7:05 your money away to the faux show girls

7:05 your money away to the faux show girls wandering around out front and you

7:07 wandering around out front and you

7:07 wandering around out front and you actually make it in here into Le Casino,

7:09 actually make it in here into Le Casino,

7:09 actually make it in here into Le Casino, you can experience the stylish

7:11 you can experience the stylish

7:11 you can experience the stylish sophistication and elegance of Paris

7:14 sophistication and elegance of Paris

7:14 sophistication and elegance of Paris replicated right here in the Nevada

7:16 replicated right here in the Nevada

7:16 replicated right here in the Nevada desert. Hey, it's one of those statue

7:19 desert. Hey, it's one of those statue

7:19 desert. Hey, it's one of those statue guys over there. Never seen an offduty

7:20 guys over there. Never seen an offduty

7:20 guys over there. Never seen an offduty statue guy, but I have seen some in the

7:23 statue guy, but I have seen some in the

7:23 statue guy, but I have seen some in the real Paris. So that is accurate. Now

7:26 real Paris. So that is accurate. Now

7:26 real Paris. So that is accurate. Now look at this. Ah, look at all these slot

7:29 look at this. Ah, look at all these slot

7:29 look at this. Ah, look at all these slot machines. Suli,

7:31 machines. Suli,

7:31 machines. Suli, huh? Right under the skies of Paris.

7:35 huh? Right under the skies of Paris.

7:35 huh? Right under the skies of Paris. Doesn't smell like the real Paris,

7:36 Doesn't smell like the real Paris,

7:36 Doesn't smell like the real Paris, though. Smells a lot cleaner. There's

7:37 though. Smells a lot cleaner. There's

7:37 though. Smells a lot cleaner. There's the elevator that goes up into the

7:39 the elevator that goes up into the

7:39 the elevator that goes up into the Eiffel Tower. You can see the base of it

7:41 Eiffel Tower. You can see the base of it

7:41 Eiffel Tower. You can see the base of it actually sticking down into the casino

7:43 actually sticking down into the casino

7:43 actually sticking down into the casino itself, which I think is pretty darn

7:45 itself, which I think is pretty darn

7:45 itself, which I think is pretty darn cool. You got Lake Cabaret over here.

7:47 cool. You got Lake Cabaret over here.

7:47 cool. You got Lake Cabaret over here. You'll have uh sort of dancing showg

7:50 You'll have uh sort of dancing showg

7:50 You'll have uh sort of dancing showg girls appearing on stage throughout the

7:52 girls appearing on stage throughout the

7:52 girls appearing on stage throughout the evening. Later on, a lot of times

7:54 evening. Later on, a lot of times

7:54 evening. Later on, a lot of times there's live music. It's always good

7:56 there's live music. It's always good

7:56 there's live music. It's always good people watching anywhere in Vegas. It's

7:58 people watching anywhere in Vegas. It's

7:58 people watching anywhere in Vegas. It's all sort of designed to keep you in here

8:00 all sort of designed to keep you in here

8:00 all sort of designed to keep you in here and tempt you into shooting some crafts

8:02 and tempt you into shooting some crafts

8:02 and tempt you into shooting some crafts or playing roulette or far more likely I

8:05 or playing roulette or far more likely I

8:05 or playing roulette or far more likely I think for most people making a little

8:07 think for most people making a little

8:07 think for most people making a little donation to the slot machines. But look

8:09 donation to the slot machines. But look

8:10 donation to the slot machines. But look at this. Look at these beautiful replica

8:12 at this. Look at these beautiful replica

8:12 at this. Look at these beautiful replica Parisian fountains. I love the art nauo

8:15 Parisian fountains. I love the art nauo

8:15 Parisian fountains. I love the art nauo sort of uh covered like little arcade

8:18 sort of uh covered like little arcade

8:18 sort of uh covered like little arcade things here where they have the gaming

8:19 things here where they have the gaming

8:19 things here where they have the gaming table. I've seen, by the way, a lot of

8:21 table. I've seen, by the way, a lot of

8:21 table. I've seen, by the way, a lot of these real fountains uh in the real

8:23 these real fountains uh in the real

8:23 these real fountains uh in the real Paris, but since with the exception of

8:25 Paris, but since with the exception of

8:25 Paris, but since with the exception of one time, I'm almost always there in the

8:27 one time, I'm almost always there in the

8:27 one time, I'm almost always there in the winter. I rarely see them turned on,

8:30 winter. I rarely see them turned on,

8:30 winter. I rarely see them turned on, right? They turn them off in the winter

8:31 right? They turn them off in the winter

8:31 right? They turn them off in the winter so they don't freeze the pipes or

8:33 so they don't freeze the pipes or

8:33 so they don't freeze the pipes or whatever. This is awesome, dude.

8:34 whatever. This is awesome, dude.

8:34 whatever. This is awesome, dude. Beautiful. Just love that. I love the

8:35 Beautiful. Just love that. I love the

8:35 Beautiful. Just love that. I love the scale. Miniature buildings. It's

8:37 scale. Miniature buildings. It's

8:37 scale. Miniature buildings. It's gorgeous. And I think it might even be

8:39 gorgeous. And I think it might even be

8:39 gorgeous. And I think it might even be bigger than the little Harry Potter

8:41 bigger than the little Harry Potter

8:41 bigger than the little Harry Potter Paris they built at Epic Universe in

8:43 Paris they built at Epic Universe in

8:43 Paris they built at Epic Universe in Florida. My favorite part is actually

8:44 Florida. My favorite part is actually

8:44 Florida. My favorite part is actually once you get farther back in the casino,

8:46 once you get farther back in the casino,

8:46 once you get farther back in the casino, there's an entrance to sort of little

8:48 there's an entrance to sort of little

8:48 there's an entrance to sort of little walkway full of shops. Right here past

8:51 walkway full of shops. Right here past

8:51 walkway full of shops. Right here past the cafe americano, they got some really

8:53 the cafe americano, they got some really

8:53 the cafe americano, they got some really nice like cocktail lounges and

8:56 nice like cocktail lounges and

8:56 nice like cocktail lounges and restaurants back here. But what I love

8:58 restaurants back here. But what I love

8:58 restaurants back here. But what I love is look at this. Look how the

9:00 is look at this. Look how the

9:00 is look at this. Look how the architecture gets uh sort of closes in

9:02 architecture gets uh sort of closes in

9:02 architecture gets uh sort of closes in on you there. You've got those kind of

9:04 on you there. You've got those kind of

9:04 on you there. You've got those kind of arched walkways. Oh, look, there's Nou

9:06 arched walkways. Oh, look, there's Nou

9:06 arched walkways. Oh, look, there's Nou right there. So very fancy restaurants.

9:08 right there. So very fancy restaurants.

9:08 right there. So very fancy restaurants. Like I said, it's just gorgeous. The

9:09 Like I said, it's just gorgeous. The

9:10 Like I said, it's just gorgeous. The whole thing is gorgeous. And if you look

9:11 whole thing is gorgeous. And if you look

9:11 whole thing is gorgeous. And if you look around, there's just a lot of details

9:12 around, there's just a lot of details

9:12 around, there's just a lot of details like little statues everywhere. Those

9:14 like little statues everywhere. Those

9:14 like little statues everywhere. Those old school art noo light fixtures. I

9:17 old school art noo light fixtures. I

9:17 old school art noo light fixtures. I mean, just look at this. Okay. I never

9:18 mean, just look at this. Okay. I never

9:18 mean, just look at this. Okay. I never knew what this was called back here. Le

9:19 knew what this was called back here. Le

9:19 knew what this was called back here. Le boulevard. I love the detail, man. So

9:22 boulevard. I love the detail, man. So

9:22 boulevard. I love the detail, man. So cool. You can see exactly why I like

9:24 cool. You can see exactly why I like

9:24 cool. You can see exactly why I like this back here. It's just kind of a a

9:26 this back here. It's just kind of a a

9:26 this back here. It's just kind of a a neat weird trippy feeling. You know,

9:28 neat weird trippy feeling. You know,

9:28 neat weird trippy feeling. You know, like you're walking through the streets

9:29 like you're walking through the streets

9:29 like you're walking through the streets of Paris in Las Vegas, seeing all kinds

9:32 of Paris in Las Vegas, seeing all kinds

9:32 of Paris in Las Vegas, seeing all kinds of crazy cow folk and whatnot. Look at

9:35 of crazy cow folk and whatnot. Look at

9:35 of crazy cow folk and whatnot. Look at this back here. Got some kind of private

9:37 this back here. Got some kind of private

9:37 this back here. Got some kind of private event going on back here. But look at

9:39 event going on back here. But look at

9:39 event going on back here. But look at this courtyard. I mean, how cool is

9:43 this courtyard. I mean, how cool is

9:43 this courtyard. I mean, how cool is that? That is absolutely gorgeous.

9:46 that? That is absolutely gorgeous.

9:46 that? That is absolutely gorgeous. Anyway, I guess there's really no reason

9:47 Anyway, I guess there's really no reason

9:48 Anyway, I guess there's really no reason for me to be wandering down here. I

9:49 for me to be wandering down here. I

9:49 for me to be wandering down here. I could have got my 20 bucks already,

9:51 could have got my 20 bucks already,

9:51 could have got my 20 bucks already, hopefully if that voucher is valid. I

9:52 hopefully if that voucher is valid. I

9:52 hopefully if that voucher is valid. I just like uh experiencing the theming,

9:55 just like uh experiencing the theming,

9:55 just like uh experiencing the theming, you know. Look at that. Little fresco

9:56 you know. Look at that. Little fresco

9:56 you know. Look at that. Little fresco there on the wall. You have like a

9:57 there on the wall. You have like a

9:57 there on the wall. You have like a little French chateau hiding back there.

10:00 little French chateau hiding back there.

10:00 little French chateau hiding back there. Oh, we got a smell change over here. I

10:02 Oh, we got a smell change over here. I

10:02 Oh, we got a smell change over here. I smell cigars. There's Monte Cristo. A

10:04 smell cigars. There's Monte Cristo. A

10:04 smell cigars. There's Monte Cristo. A little cigar bar that used to be called

10:06 little cigar bar that used to be called

10:06 little cigar bar that used to be called Napoleon. So, there's a bunch of little

10:08 Napoleon. So, there's a bunch of little

10:08 Napoleon. So, there's a bunch of little statues of Napoleon in there. And then

10:10 statues of Napoleon in there. And then

10:10 statues of Napoleon in there. And then when you get far back enough, one of my

10:12 when you get far back enough, one of my

10:12 when you get far back enough, one of my favorite things. That's why I came all

10:13 favorite things. That's why I came all

10:13 favorite things. That's why I came all the way back here, a statue to the

10:16 the way back here, a statue to the

10:16 the way back here, a statue to the unsung heroes of the world, the people

10:19 unsung heroes of the world, the people

10:19 unsung heroes of the world, the people who clean up after us, who fix all our

10:22 who clean up after us, who fix all our

10:22 who clean up after us, who fix all our messes, the janitors. Now, this statue

10:24 messes, the janitors. Now, this statue

10:24 messes, the janitors. Now, this statue right here is called Aftermath. I don't

10:26 right here is called Aftermath. I don't

10:26 right here is called Aftermath. I don't know if he's like cleaning up after a

10:27 know if he's like cleaning up after a

10:28 know if he's like cleaning up after a French protest or something like that.

10:29 French protest or something like that.

10:29 French protest or something like that. That I've seen many times in real life,

10:31 That I've seen many times in real life,

10:31 That I've seen many times in real life, too. Remember when I got tear gas? That

10:32 too. Remember when I got tear gas? That

10:32 too. Remember when I got tear gas? That was a fun one. I don't think he's

10:33 was a fun one. I don't think he's

10:33 was a fun one. I don't think he's actually supposed to be French themed. I

10:34 actually supposed to be French themed. I

10:34 actually supposed to be French themed. I think he's supposed to be just sort of

10:35 think he's supposed to be just sort of

10:36 think he's supposed to be just sort of like an everyday person uh kind of

10:38 like an everyday person uh kind of

10:38 like an everyday person uh kind of sweeping up the sidewalks here in Las

10:40 sweeping up the sidewalks here in Las

10:40 sweeping up the sidewalks here in Las Vegas. Tell you something interesting.

10:41 Vegas. Tell you something interesting.

10:42 Vegas. Tell you something interesting. He used to have a cigarette in his

10:44 He used to have a cigarette in his

10:44 He used to have a cigarette in his mouth, but I guess he's evolved to 2025.

10:46 mouth, but I guess he's evolved to 2025.

10:46 mouth, but I guess he's evolved to 2025. You know, that's not cool anymore.

10:48 You know, that's not cool anymore.

10:48 You know, that's not cool anymore. Feeling a little smoky, buddy. I know

10:50 Feeling a little smoky, buddy. I know

10:50 Feeling a little smoky, buddy. I know you want to smoke. Well, Monty Christos

10:51 you want to smoke. Well, Monty Christos

10:51 you want to smoke. Well, Monty Christos is right there. No, staying clean. Good

10:53 is right there. No, staying clean. Good

10:53 is right there. No, staying clean. Good for you. Anyway, you go back far enough,

10:55 for you. Anyway, you go back far enough,

10:55 for you. Anyway, you go back far enough, you actually end up in a completely

10:57 you actually end up in a completely

10:57 you actually end up in a completely different casino over here, or you can

10:59 different casino over here, or you can

10:59 different casino over here, or you can end up in the self parking garage. There

11:01 end up in the self parking garage. There

11:02 end up in the self parking garage. There are some more uh some more deluxe

11:03 are some more uh some more deluxe

11:03 are some more uh some more deluxe boutiques back here. Some more shopping

11:05 boutiques back here. Some more shopping

11:05 boutiques back here. Some more shopping and a huge convention center off this

11:08 and a huge convention center off this

11:08 and a huge convention center off this way. Very fancy. I mean, look in here.

11:09 way. Very fancy. I mean, look in here.

11:09 way. Very fancy. I mean, look in here. Look, just like in one of the ballrooms.

11:11 Look, just like in one of the ballrooms.

11:11 Look, just like in one of the ballrooms. We don't want to disturb the convention.

11:12 We don't want to disturb the convention.

11:12 We don't want to disturb the convention. Look at those chandeliers.

11:14 Look at those chandeliers.

11:14 Look at those chandeliers. Incredible. Look at that. It's like

11:16 Incredible. Look at that. It's like

11:16 Incredible. Look at that. It's like you're in the uh Palace of Versailles.

11:18 you're in the uh Palace of Versailles.

11:18 you're in the uh Palace of Versailles. See all the mirrors there? And this

11:21 See all the mirrors there? And this

11:21 See all the mirrors there? And this fancy prism. Shout out to Polyiana.

11:23 fancy prism. Shout out to Polyiana.

11:23 fancy prism. Shout out to Polyiana. Gorgeous, man. Prettier than the Anaheim

11:25 Gorgeous, man. Prettier than the Anaheim

11:25 Gorgeous, man. Prettier than the Anaheim Convention Center. I'll tell you that

11:26 Convention Center. I'll tell you that

11:26 Convention Center. I'll tell you that much. Anyway, when I was talking about

11:28 much. Anyway, when I was talking about

11:28 much. Anyway, when I was talking about corny stuff, touristy stuff, schlock

11:30 corny stuff, touristy stuff, schlock

11:30 corny stuff, touristy stuff, schlock cheesiness, what I was thinking was

11:33 cheesiness, what I was thinking was

11:33 cheesiness, what I was thinking was heading down over to Circus Circus, one

11:36 heading down over to Circus Circus, one

11:36 heading down over to Circus Circus, one of the only other places with free

11:38 of the only other places with free

11:38 of the only other places with free parking on the Las Vegas strip on Las

11:40 parking on the Las Vegas strip on Las

11:40 parking on the Las Vegas strip on Las Vegas Boulevard. As far as I can tell,

11:42 Vegas Boulevard. As far as I can tell,

11:42 Vegas Boulevard. As far as I can tell, it's pretty much down to just Treasure

11:43 it's pretty much down to just Treasure

11:43 it's pretty much down to just Treasure Island and Circus Circus. We'll see if

11:45 Island and Circus Circus. We'll see if

11:45 Island and Circus Circus. We'll see if I'm able to make it, though, because I

11:46 I'm able to make it, though, because I

11:46 I'm able to make it, though, because I did take this uh this crazy detour over

11:49 did take this uh this crazy detour over

11:49 did take this uh this crazy detour over here. Another quest for 20 bucks. And of

11:51 here. Another quest for 20 bucks. And of

11:52 here. Another quest for 20 bucks. And of course, I got friends to meet up with

11:53 course, I got friends to meet up with

11:53 course, I got friends to meet up with later for our last oo lingerie for our

11:56 later for our last oo lingerie for our

11:56 later for our last oo lingerie for our last night. Look at this fake tree right

11:57 last night. Look at this fake tree right

11:58 last night. Look at this fake tree right here. Dang, looks so real. Beautiful.

12:01 here. Dang, looks so real. Beautiful.

12:01 here. Dang, looks so real. Beautiful. But I'm forgetting myself. I don't want

12:03 But I'm forgetting myself. I don't want

12:03 But I'm forgetting myself. I don't want to become what the French call le see if

12:06 to become what the French call le see if

12:06 to become what the French call le see if this voucher is any good. Oo, look at

12:07 this voucher is any good. Oo, look at

12:07 this voucher is any good. Oo, look at this over here. That is actually the

12:08 this over here. That is actually the

12:08 this over here. That is actually the entrance to the Eiffel Tower restaurant.

12:10 entrance to the Eiffel Tower restaurant.

12:10 entrance to the Eiffel Tower restaurant. You take a a glass elevator up there

12:13 You take a a glass elevator up there

12:13 You take a a glass elevator up there through the ceiling out into the real

12:16 through the ceiling out into the real

12:16 through the ceiling out into the real world. You got a great view from up

12:18 world. You got a great view from up

12:18 world. You got a great view from up there of the Bellagio fountains at

12:19 there of the Bellagio fountains at

12:19 there of the Bellagio fountains at night. I have actually been in that

12:21 night. I have actually been in that

12:21 night. I have actually been in that restaurant. They claim they can make

12:23 restaurant. They claim they can make

12:23 restaurant. They claim they can make things gluten-free, but they got me very

12:25 things gluten-free, but they got me very

12:25 things gluten-free, but they got me very sick more than once. So, I don't know if

12:26 sick more than once. So, I don't know if

12:26 sick more than once. So, I don't know if I'll ever go back again. My friends took

12:28 I'll ever go back again. My friends took

12:28 I'll ever go back again. My friends took me last time I was here. Ally and I went

12:30 me last time I was here. Ally and I went

12:30 me last time I was here. Ally and I went up there and had a nice time with them.

12:32 up there and had a nice time with them.

12:32 up there and had a nice time with them. So, beautiful place. Okay, I cannot find

12:35 So, beautiful place. Okay, I cannot find

12:35 So, beautiful place. Okay, I cannot find one of those cash out machines. I might

12:36 one of those cash out machines. I might

12:36 one of those cash out machines. I might actually have to ask for directions. No,

12:38 actually have to ask for directions. No,

12:38 actually have to ask for directions. No, my manhood. Oh, wait. I'm stupid.

12:40 my manhood. Oh, wait. I'm stupid.

12:40 my manhood. Oh, wait. I'm stupid. There's one right here, right in front

12:42 There's one right here, right in front

12:42 There's one right here, right in front of the freaking door I walked in. All

12:43 of the freaking door I walked in. All

12:43 of the freaking door I walked in. All right, there's a little bit of a line,

12:45 right, there's a little bit of a line,

12:45 right, there's a little bit of a line, but I popped it in the machine. And I

12:47 but I popped it in the machine. And I

12:47 but I popped it in the machine. And I think I think I think I hope I hope I

12:49 think I think I think I hope I hope I

12:49 think I think I think I hope I hope I hope. Yes. Look at this.

12:52 hope. Yes. Look at this.

12:52 hope. Yes. Look at this. 20 bucks. That's $43 I made in a week. A

12:56 20 bucks. That's $43 I made in a week. A

12:56 20 bucks. That's $43 I made in a week. A new record. Now I can take all the

12:58 new record. Now I can take all the

12:58 new record. Now I can take all the pictures with fake show girls that I

13:01 pictures with fake show girls that I

13:01 pictures with fake show girls that I want. Oh man. I was only kidding. But

13:03 want. Oh man. I was only kidding. But

13:03 want. Oh man. I was only kidding. But look at that. There they are. Right when

13:04 look at that. There they are. Right when

13:04 look at that. There they are. Right when you walk out the door. You got to watch

13:06 you walk out the door. You got to watch

13:06 you walk out the door. You got to watch out for those show girls, man. They'll

13:08 out for those show girls, man. They'll

13:08 out for those show girls, man. They'll they'll kind of grab you around the neck

13:09 they'll kind of grab you around the neck

13:09 they'll kind of grab you around the neck or they'll put your put the boa around

13:12 or they'll put your put the boa around

13:12 or they'll put your put the boa around your neck, the feather boa. Or like

13:13 your neck, the feather boa. Or like

13:13 your neck, the feather boa. Or like sometimes they'll have beads or

13:14 sometimes they'll have beads or

13:14 sometimes they'll have beads or something like that. put them around

13:15 something like that. put them around

13:15 something like that. put them around your neck and be like, "Where you from?

13:17 your neck and be like, "Where you from?

13:17 your neck and be like, "Where you from? How you doing?" Try to be all friendly,

13:19 How you doing?" Try to be all friendly,

13:19 How you doing?" Try to be all friendly, get you in a conversation. Don't you

13:20 get you in a conversation. Don't you

13:20 get you in a conversation. Don't you want to take a picture? And they are

13:22 want to take a picture? And they are

13:22 want to take a picture? And they are good. Very, very good at making you feel

13:24 good. Very, very good at making you feel

13:24 good. Very, very good at making you feel like a man, you know, I don't really

13:26 like a man, you know, I don't really

13:26 like a man, you know, I don't really want to. They'll make you do it somehow.

13:28 want to. They'll make you do it somehow.

13:28 want to. They'll make you do it somehow. I'm not saying it's uh not worth a

13:30 I'm not saying it's uh not worth a

13:30 I'm not saying it's uh not worth a couple of bucks for a fun pick for these

13:32 couple of bucks for a fun pick for these

13:32 couple of bucks for a fun pick for these ladies who have to walk up and down the

13:34 ladies who have to walk up and down the

13:34 ladies who have to walk up and down the strip for miles all day. I'm just saying

13:35 strip for miles all day. I'm just saying

13:35 strip for miles all day. I'm just saying if you don't want a picture, give them a

13:37 if you don't want a picture, give them a

13:37 if you don't want a picture, give them a wide birth. A wide birth. Cuz even if

13:39 wide birth. A wide birth. Cuz even if

13:39 wide birth. A wide birth. Cuz even if you think you're the most stalwart

13:41 you think you're the most stalwart

13:41 you think you're the most stalwart person ever, they'll get you.

13:42 person ever, they'll get you.

13:42 person ever, they'll get you. Personally, I prefer to save my uh my

13:45 Personally, I prefer to save my uh my

13:45 Personally, I prefer to save my uh my photo dollars for dirty pee-wee over

13:48 photo dollars for dirty pee-wee over

13:48 photo dollars for dirty pee-wee over there. And by the way, when I say dirty,

13:49 there. And by the way, when I say dirty,

13:49 there. And by the way, when I say dirty, I'm not actually making fun of the

13:50 I'm not actually making fun of the

13:50 I'm not actually making fun of the person. It's just like the costumes get

13:51 person. It's just like the costumes get

13:52 person. It's just like the costumes get all rugged looking compared to like

13:53 all rugged looking compared to like

13:53 all rugged looking compared to like Disneyland or something like that. Some

13:55 Disneyland or something like that. Some

13:55 Disneyland or something like that. Some people freak out. Dirty Mickey, how

13:56 people freak out. Dirty Mickey, how

13:56 people freak out. Dirty Mickey, how could you? The guy is just trying to

13:57 could you? The guy is just trying to

13:57 could you? The guy is just trying to make a living. I know that. This is why

13:59 make a living. I know that. This is why

13:59 make a living. I know that. This is why we can't have nice things, people. But

14:01 we can't have nice things, people. But

14:01 we can't have nice things, people. But there's a guy with a red bicycle in like

14:03 there's a guy with a red bicycle in like

14:03 there's a guy with a red bicycle in like old Las Vegas who dresses up as Peewee.

14:05 old Las Vegas who dresses up as Peewee.

14:05 old Las Vegas who dresses up as Peewee. There's another guy over there who's

14:07 There's another guy over there who's

14:07 There's another guy over there who's always just in a diaper with a big

14:09 always just in a diaper with a big

14:09 always just in a diaper with a big rubber baby mask on him. Then you got

14:11 rubber baby mask on him. Then you got

14:11 rubber baby mask on him. Then you got these musicians out here singing their

14:13 these musicians out here singing their

14:13 these musicians out here singing their hearts out, playing the bass. And of

14:14 hearts out, playing the bass. And of

14:14 hearts out, playing the bass. And of course, my all-time favorite, probably

14:16 course, my all-time favorite, probably

14:16 course, my all-time favorite, probably the most legendary character on the

14:18 the most legendary character on the

14:18 the most legendary character on the strip, the guy who dresses up as Minnie

14:20 strip, the guy who dresses up as Minnie

14:20 strip, the guy who dresses up as Minnie Mouse, and he's always taking the head

14:21 Mouse, and he's always taking the head

14:21 Mouse, and he's always taking the head off to smoke cigarettes. Many tourists,

14:24 off to smoke cigarettes. Many tourists,

14:24 off to smoke cigarettes. Many tourists, including myself, have come out here and

14:25 including myself, have come out here and

14:25 including myself, have come out here and actually paid him just to get shots of

14:27 actually paid him just to get shots of

14:27 actually paid him just to get shots of him without the head on cuz it's just so

14:29 him without the head on cuz it's just so

14:29 him without the head on cuz it's just so so weird. For the record, the dude knows

14:31 so weird. For the record, the dude knows

14:32 so weird. For the record, the dude knows he's a legend cuz people always like,

14:33 he's a legend cuz people always like,

14:33 he's a legend cuz people always like, "No, no, no. With the head off, with the

14:34 "No, no, no. With the head off, with the

14:34 "No, no, no. With the head off, with the cigarette." All right. Well, I got to

14:35 cigarette." All right. Well, I got to

14:35 cigarette." All right. Well, I got to make a long march back to Treasure

14:37 make a long march back to Treasure

14:38 make a long march back to Treasure Island. I will see you guys over that

14:41 Island. I will see you guys over that

14:41 Island. I will see you guys over that way. I guess this town is freaking

14:42 way. I guess this town is freaking

14:42 way. I guess this town is freaking crazy. You just never know what you're

14:45 crazy. You just never know what you're

14:45 crazy. You just never know what you're going to see ever. Even the show girls

14:47 going to see ever. Even the show girls

14:47 going to see ever. Even the show girls look like they stopped for the hula hoop

14:48 look like they stopped for the hula hoop

14:48 look like they stopped for the hula hoop lady over here. Case in point, right

14:50 lady over here. Case in point, right

14:50 lady over here. Case in point, right across from Caesars, you have those uh

14:53 across from Caesars, you have those uh

14:53 across from Caesars, you have those uh faux police ladies right there. They

14:55 faux police ladies right there. They

14:55 faux police ladies right there. They asked me to take a picture for them with

14:57 asked me to take a picture for them with

14:57 asked me to take a picture for them with some tourists and then they all turned

14:59 some tourists and then they all turned

14:59 some tourists and then they all turned around, showed their backsides, and then

15:00 around, showed their backsides, and then

15:00 around, showed their backsides, and then they started uh well dishing out some

15:03 they started uh well dishing out some

15:03 they started uh well dishing out some street discipline with their little

15:04 street discipline with their little

15:04 street discipline with their little whips. What the heck kind of LWD photos

15:06 whips. What the heck kind of LWD photos

15:06 whips. What the heck kind of LWD photos am I taking out here?

15:07 am I taking out here?

15:08 am I taking out here? >> Oh, look at that. There's the new hard

15:09 >> Oh, look at that. There's the new hard

15:09 >> Oh, look at that. There's the new hard rock coming together. Just in the couple

15:10 rock coming together. Just in the couple

15:10 rock coming together. Just in the couple of days that I've been here, they've

15:12 of days that I've been here, they've

15:12 of days that I've been here, they've actually started to add glass to the

15:13 actually started to add glass to the

15:14 actually started to add glass to the bottom of the guitar. Most of the guitar

15:16 bottom of the guitar. Most of the guitar

15:16 bottom of the guitar. Most of the guitar isn't even built yet. A lot of colorful

15:17 isn't even built yet. A lot of colorful

15:17 isn't even built yet. A lot of colorful characters out here today. A lot of

15:20 characters out here today. A lot of

15:20 characters out here today. A lot of colorful characters. All right, I'm

15:23 colorful characters. All right, I'm

15:23 colorful characters. All right, I'm almost back. I'm almost back. I'm not

15:25 almost back. I'm almost back. I'm not

15:26 almost back. I'm almost back. I'm not 100% sure all that was worth 20 bucks,

15:29 100% sure all that was worth 20 bucks,

15:29 100% sure all that was worth 20 bucks, but definitely got a little sweat on.

15:30 but definitely got a little sweat on.

15:30 but definitely got a little sweat on. That is for sure. Even though it's not

15:33 That is for sure. Even though it's not

15:33 That is for sure. Even though it's not that hot outside, the sun, the Las Vegas

15:35 that hot outside, the sun, the Las Vegas

15:35 that hot outside, the sun, the Las Vegas sun, and the dryness, the lack of

15:37 sun, and the dryness, the lack of

15:37 sun, and the dryness, the lack of moisture will just suck the life right

15:39 moisture will just suck the life right

15:39 moisture will just suck the life right out of you. Anyway, headed into Treasure

15:41 out of you. Anyway, headed into Treasure

15:41 out of you. Anyway, headed into Treasure Island here. You'll see what I mean

15:42 Island here. You'll see what I mean

15:42 Island here. You'll see what I mean about the pirate theming disappearing

15:44 about the pirate theming disappearing

15:44 about the pirate theming disappearing pretty much immediately.

15:46 pretty much immediately.

15:46 pretty much immediately. And look at that. There's actually

15:49 And look at that. There's actually

15:49 And look at that. There's actually literally more cowboy theming thanks to

15:51 literally more cowboy theming thanks to

15:51 literally more cowboy theming thanks to Ghillies in here than there is pirate

15:53 Ghillies in here than there is pirate

15:53 Ghillies in here than there is pirate theming with this slot machine, John

15:57 theming with this slot machine, John

15:57 theming with this slot machine, John Wayne. Who's this guy over here? Look at

15:59 Wayne. Who's this guy over here? Look at

15:59 Wayne. Who's this guy over here? Look at this fella. Say howdy. Get rowdy, cowg

16:03 this fella. Say howdy. Get rowdy, cowg

16:03 this fella. Say howdy. Get rowdy, cowg girls. Welcome the wildest bull rides on

16:06 girls. Welcome the wildest bull rides on

16:06 girls. Welcome the wildest bull rides on the strip. Anyway, yeah, free parking

16:08 the strip. Anyway, yeah, free parking

16:08 the strip. Anyway, yeah, free parking over here at Treasure Island. And if

16:09 over here at Treasure Island. And if

16:09 over here at Treasure Island. And if everything goes according to plan, we'll

16:11 everything goes according to plan, we'll

16:11 everything goes according to plan, we'll be going from one free parking area to

16:15 be going from one free parking area to

16:15 be going from one free parking area to the other. The only other that I know of

16:17 the other. The only other that I know of

16:17 the other. The only other that I know of at the most glamorous casino of them

16:19 at the most glamorous casino of them

16:19 at the most glamorous casino of them all. Circus.

16:21 all. Circus.

16:21 all. Circus. Circus.

16:22 Circus.

16:22 Circus. It's amazing the the size of these

16:25 It's amazing the the size of these

16:25 It's amazing the the size of these places. I mean, look at the shine of

16:27 places. I mean, look at the shine of

16:27 places. I mean, look at the shine of just this one escalator here. Back to

16:29 just this one escalator here. Back to

16:29 just this one escalator here. Back to the car. This escalator ride is actually

16:31 the car. This escalator ride is actually

16:31 the car. This escalator ride is actually lasting like five times longer than the

16:33 lasting like five times longer than the

16:33 lasting like five times longer than the Tron ride at Disney World.

16:36 Tron ride at Disney World.

16:36 Tron ride at Disney World. Only this one had no line. Oh man, even

16:38 Only this one had no line. Oh man, even

16:38 Only this one had no line. Oh man, even the casinos aren't free from vape shops

16:39 the casinos aren't free from vape shops

16:39 the casinos aren't free from vape shops these days. They're saying a visitor

16:41 these days. They're saying a visitor

16:41 these days. They're saying a visitor Ooh, that's creative. I had a van that

16:43 Ooh, that's creative. I had a van that

16:43 Ooh, that's creative. I had a van that was uh put together mostly with duct

16:45 was uh put together mostly with duct

16:45 was uh put together mostly with duct tape back in the day. They're saying

16:46 tape back in the day. They're saying

16:46 tape back in the day. They're saying that Vegas is like uh much less crowded

16:48 that Vegas is like uh much less crowded

16:48 that Vegas is like uh much less crowded than it used to be and all that kind of

16:50 than it used to be and all that kind of

16:50 than it used to be and all that kind of stuff. Well, it doesn't help when most

16:51 stuff. Well, it doesn't help when most

16:51 stuff. Well, it doesn't help when most of the parking costs more than my entire

16:53 of the parking costs more than my entire

16:53 of the parking costs more than my entire gambling budget ever. Then again, my

16:56 gambling budget ever. Then again, my

16:56 gambling budget ever. Then again, my gambling budget is less than we pulled

16:57 gambling budget is less than we pulled

16:57 gambling budget is less than we pulled out of Paris for free. So, I might not

17:00 out of Paris for free. So, I might not

17:00 out of Paris for free. So, I might not be the right guy to uh to weigh in on

17:02 be the right guy to uh to weigh in on

17:02 be the right guy to uh to weigh in on that. All right, we're on our way now.

17:03 that. All right, we're on our way now.

17:03 that. All right, we're on our way now. Now, the last time I can remember going

17:06 Now, the last time I can remember going

17:06 Now, the last time I can remember going inside of Circus Circus was in the year

17:08 inside of Circus Circus was in the year

17:08 inside of Circus Circus was in the year 2000. I was 17 years old the last time I

17:11 2000. I was 17 years old the last time I

17:11 2000. I was 17 years old the last time I came here. So, uh I was definitely not

17:14 came here. So, uh I was definitely not

17:14 came here. So, uh I was definitely not used to Las Vegas. I was definitely not

17:16 used to Las Vegas. I was definitely not

17:16 used to Las Vegas. I was definitely not used to a lot of things back then. It's

17:18 used to a lot of things back then. It's

17:18 used to a lot of things back then. It's been more than 20 years. Heck, it's been

17:19 been more than 20 years. Heck, it's been

17:20 been more than 20 years. Heck, it's been almost exactly 25 years. And all I

17:22 almost exactly 25 years. And all I

17:22 almost exactly 25 years. And all I really remember about it is it feeling

17:24 really remember about it is it feeling

17:24 really remember about it is it feeling sketcheroo. So, we'll see what 2025

17:27 sketcheroo. So, we'll see what 2025

17:27 sketcheroo. So, we'll see what 2025 Justin's opinion of uh Circus Circus is.

17:30 Justin's opinion of uh Circus Circus is.

17:30 Justin's opinion of uh Circus Circus is. I haven't been here in forever. I might

17:31 I haven't been here in forever. I might

17:31 I haven't been here in forever. I might have gone back some other time, but I

17:33 have gone back some other time, but I

17:33 have gone back some other time, but I really can't remember. It's funny cuz

17:34 really can't remember. It's funny cuz

17:34 really can't remember. It's funny cuz now it's surrounded by Fontton Blue

17:35 now it's surrounded by Fontton Blue

17:35 now it's surrounded by Fontton Blue right over there and Resorts World over

17:37 right over there and Resorts World over

17:37 right over there and Resorts World over here. Some of the newest, finest

17:39 here. Some of the newest, finest

17:39 here. Some of the newest, finest casinos, luxurious places in Vegas. And

17:42 casinos, luxurious places in Vegas. And

17:42 casinos, luxurious places in Vegas. And yet, it really doesn't look like it's

17:44 yet, it really doesn't look like it's

17:44 yet, it really doesn't look like it's been upgraded at all. Oh, dude. The

17:47 been upgraded at all. Oh, dude. The

17:47 been upgraded at all. Oh, dude. The mystical mythical free parking rather.

17:50 mystical mythical free parking rather.

17:50 mystical mythical free parking rather. Sweet. All right, dude. Here we are.

17:53 Sweet. All right, dude. Here we are.

17:53 Sweet. All right, dude. Here we are. Circus. circus. And this is actually the

17:56 Circus. circus. And this is actually the

17:56 Circus. circus. And this is actually the first place I ever stayed in Las Vegas

17:59 first place I ever stayed in Las Vegas

17:59 first place I ever stayed in Las Vegas when I was 17. Not here at Circus Circus

18:01 when I was 17. Not here at Circus Circus

18:01 when I was 17. Not here at Circus Circus itself, but right over there at the

18:03 itself, but right over there at the

18:03 itself, but right over there at the Travel Suites Hotel. And I remember I

18:06 Travel Suites Hotel. And I remember I

18:06 Travel Suites Hotel. And I remember I got bit by something I must have been

18:07 got bit by something I must have been

18:07 got bit by something I must have been allergic to. So I took a bunch of

18:09 allergic to. So I took a bunch of

18:09 allergic to. So I took a bunch of benadryil and I was out of my mind

18:11 benadryil and I was out of my mind

18:11 benadryil and I was out of my mind walking around the strip for the first

18:13 walking around the strip for the first

18:13 walking around the strip for the first time all forlorn and circus circus.

18:15 time all forlorn and circus circus.

18:15 time all forlorn and circus circus. Let's see if 25 years has made any

18:17 Let's see if 25 years has made any

18:17 Let's see if 25 years has made any improvement on my perception of the

18:19 improvement on my perception of the

18:19 improvement on my perception of the place. It's definitely not in its heyday

18:21 place. It's definitely not in its heyday

18:21 place. It's definitely not in its heyday anymore. where Circus Circus first

18:23 anymore. where Circus Circus first

18:23 anymore. where Circus Circus first opened up, I think in 1968 or something

18:25 opened up, I think in 1968 or something

18:25 opened up, I think in 1968 or something like that. Then they kept expanding it

18:27 like that. Then they kept expanding it

18:27 like that. Then they kept expanding it in the '7s with these towers here. I

18:30 in the '7s with these towers here. I

18:30 in the '7s with these towers here. I don't think it's undergone a major

18:31 don't think it's undergone a major

18:31 don't think it's undergone a major expansion since the late '7s or early

18:34 expansion since the late '7s or early

18:34 expansion since the late '7s or early 1980s. Famously, it's got its own theme

18:37 1980s. Famously, it's got its own theme

18:37 1980s. Famously, it's got its own theme park back there called the Adventure

18:38 park back there called the Adventure

18:38 park back there called the Adventure Dome. I've never been in there. But

18:40 Dome. I've never been in there. But

18:40 Dome. I've never been in there. But let's head in under the big top. I

18:41 let's head in under the big top. I

18:41 let's head in under the big top. I always see the sign as I'm driving by

18:43 always see the sign as I'm driving by

18:43 always see the sign as I'm driving by right here. Not just the giant clown,

18:44 right here. Not just the giant clown,

18:44 right here. Not just the giant clown, but the fact that it says free circus

18:46 but the fact that it says free circus

18:46 but the fact that it says free circus acts right there in addition to the free

18:48 acts right there in addition to the free

18:48 acts right there in addition to the free parking. Let's see if we see any circus

18:50 parking. Let's see if we see any circus

18:50 parking. Let's see if we see any circus acts going on today.

18:53 acts going on today.

18:53 acts going on today. We have arrived. Well, so far we might

18:57 We have arrived. Well, so far we might

18:57 We have arrived. Well, so far we might as well be at Bignyions. Not too much

18:59 as well be at Bignyions. Not too much

18:59 as well be at Bignyions. Not too much circus theming going on right as you

19:01 circus theming going on right as you

19:01 circus theming going on right as you walk in the casino for the most part.

19:03 walk in the casino for the most part.

19:03 walk in the casino for the most part. Actually seems to be largely empty

19:05 Actually seems to be largely empty

19:05 Actually seems to be largely empty today, which is pretty crazy. See what

19:07 today, which is pretty crazy. See what

19:07 today, which is pretty crazy. See what we got over here on the side. We got a

19:09 we got over here on the side. We got a

19:09 we got over here on the side. We got a nice truck themed bar going on. And ooh,

19:12 nice truck themed bar going on. And ooh,

19:12 nice truck themed bar going on. And ooh, Midway Land. The main Midway is in the

19:15 Midway Land. The main Midway is in the

19:15 Midway Land. The main Midway is in the big top right above us. Looks like we

19:17 big top right above us. Looks like we

19:17 big top right above us. Looks like we got a little mini Midway land over here.

19:19 got a little mini Midway land over here.

19:19 got a little mini Midway land over here. A little uh arcade action going on. Look

19:22 A little uh arcade action going on. Look

19:22 A little uh arcade action going on. Look at this.

19:24 at this.

19:24 at this. Nobody's here. This is nuts. Like in the

19:26 Nobody's here. This is nuts. Like in the

19:26 Nobody's here. This is nuts. Like in the 80s or the '9s, I would have gone crazy

19:29 80s or the '9s, I would have gone crazy

19:29 80s or the '9s, I would have gone crazy to be in a place like this. Nobody here

19:31 to be in a place like this. Nobody here

19:31 to be in a place like this. Nobody here but one lonely employee. As the young

19:33 but one lonely employee. As the young

19:33 but one lonely employee. As the young folks would say, it's giving back rooms

19:35 folks would say, it's giving back rooms

19:35 folks would say, it's giving back rooms in there. I had to get out of there. See

19:36 in there. I had to get out of there. See

19:36 in there. I had to get out of there. See if we uh find anything a little more

19:38 if we uh find anything a little more

19:38 if we uh find anything a little more entertaining up in the midway itself

19:41 entertaining up in the midway itself

19:41 entertaining up in the midway itself here. Cruise up this little uh circular

19:43 here. Cruise up this little uh circular

19:43 here. Cruise up this little uh circular walk. Oh yeah, look at that. There we

19:45 walk. Oh yeah, look at that. There we

19:45 walk. Oh yeah, look at that. There we go. We're in the big top now. Oh, things

19:48 go. We're in the big top now. Oh, things

19:48 go. We're in the big top now. Oh, things are looking a little more festive up

19:50 are looking a little more festive up

19:50 are looking a little more festive up here, that's for sure. I don't see

19:51 here, that's for sure. I don't see

19:51 here, that's for sure. I don't see anybody performing any circus acts, but

19:53 anybody performing any circus acts, but

19:53 anybody performing any circus acts, but you never know. We might get lucky. Oh,

19:54 you never know. We might get lucky. Oh,

19:54 you never know. We might get lucky. Oh, dude, we popped out at some midway games

19:57 dude, we popped out at some midway games

19:57 dude, we popped out at some midway games already. Launch something into these

19:59 already. Launch something into these

19:59 already. Launch something into these buckets and win yourself a sad puppy.

20:01 buckets and win yourself a sad puppy.

20:01 buckets and win yourself a sad puppy. Whole bunch of carnival games over here.

20:03 Whole bunch of carnival games over here.

20:03 Whole bunch of carnival games over here. I thought that said magic corn for a

20:05 I thought that said magic corn for a

20:05 I thought that said magic corn for a second. Oh, yeah. 25 years later, this

20:07 second. Oh, yeah. 25 years later, this

20:07 second. Oh, yeah. 25 years later, this is basically exactly

20:10 is basically exactly

20:10 is basically exactly what I remember. A mostly empty kind of

20:13 what I remember. A mostly empty kind of

20:13 what I remember. A mostly empty kind of funl looking but mostly empty shell of

20:16 funl looking but mostly empty shell of

20:16 funl looking but mostly empty shell of its former glory. Dude, look at that

20:18 its former glory. Dude, look at that

20:18 its former glory. Dude, look at that right there. A little carousel themed

20:20 right there. A little carousel themed

20:20 right there. A little carousel themed snack bar. Actually rotating the seats

20:23 snack bar. Actually rotating the seats

20:23 snack bar. Actually rotating the seats upstairs, then downstairs. These people

20:25 upstairs, then downstairs. These people

20:25 upstairs, then downstairs. These people are actually rotating around on the

20:27 are actually rotating around on the

20:27 are actually rotating around on the carousel as they gamble in the slot

20:30 carousel as they gamble in the slot

20:30 carousel as they gamble in the slot machines. Now, that is pretty

20:31 machines. Now, that is pretty

20:31 machines. Now, that is pretty interesting. If this was anywhere else,

20:32 interesting. If this was anywhere else,

20:32 interesting. If this was anywhere else, I think people would flock to come and

20:34 I think people would flock to come and

20:34 I think people would flock to come and see this and take a fun pe. It's just so

20:37 see this and take a fun pe. It's just so

20:37 see this and take a fun pe. It's just so bizarre and so strange. It's so empty up

20:39 bizarre and so strange. It's so empty up

20:39 bizarre and so strange. It's so empty up here. And yet this feels like uh such a

20:42 here. And yet this feels like uh such a

20:42 here. And yet this feels like uh such a hip happening place, right? It's so

20:44 hip happening place, right? It's so

20:44 hip happening place, right? It's so themed out. It's kind of fun. You got

20:46 themed out. It's kind of fun. You got

20:46 themed out. It's kind of fun. You got claw machines and games everywhere. Like

20:48 claw machines and games everywhere. Like

20:48 claw machines and games everywhere. Like familyfriendly games, not just gambling

20:50 familyfriendly games, not just gambling

20:50 familyfriendly games, not just gambling games. Here's that horse around carousel

20:53 games. Here's that horse around carousel

20:53 games. Here's that horse around carousel bar. Horse around. That's something I

20:55 bar. Horse around. That's something I

20:55 bar. Horse around. That's something I love to do. Quit horsing around over

20:57 love to do. Quit horsing around over

20:57 love to do. Quit horsing around over here, fells. I mean, look at this. I

20:59 here, fells. I mean, look at this. I

20:59 here, fells. I mean, look at this. I guess I was born in the wrong era, and

21:01 guess I was born in the wrong era, and

21:01 guess I was born in the wrong era, and I'm in my 40s now. Uh and even I am kind

21:03 I'm in my 40s now. Uh and even I am kind

21:04 I'm in my 40s now. Uh and even I am kind of like a little too young for the

21:06 of like a little too young for the

21:06 of like a little too young for the circus, you know? I mean, the circus was

21:07 circus, you know? I mean, the circus was

21:07 circus, you know? I mean, the circus was still around when I was a kid. I can

21:09 still around when I was a kid. I can

21:09 still around when I was a kid. I can remember them uh having little parades

21:11 remember them uh having little parades

21:11 remember them uh having little parades through Anaheim when the train would

21:12 through Anaheim when the train would

21:12 through Anaheim when the train would arrive, the circus train with all the

21:14 arrive, the circus train with all the

21:14 arrive, the circus train with all the animals. I feel like um for the most

21:16 animals. I feel like um for the most

21:16 animals. I feel like um for the most part, even for uh people my age, the

21:18 part, even for uh people my age, the

21:18 part, even for uh people my age, the circus wasn't really a thing. And yet,

21:20 circus wasn't really a thing. And yet,

21:20 circus wasn't really a thing. And yet, in a bygone era, the circus was the most

21:23 in a bygone era, the circus was the most

21:23 in a bygone era, the circus was the most exciting thing likely to come into your

21:25 exciting thing likely to come into your

21:26 exciting thing likely to come into your town. Circus theming was something that

21:28 town. Circus theming was something that

21:28 town. Circus theming was something that people were very nostalgic for, clearly.

21:31 people were very nostalgic for, clearly.

21:31 people were very nostalgic for, clearly. Not so much now. Not so much now. Look

21:34 Not so much now. Not so much now. Look

21:34 Not so much now. Not so much now. Look at these old clowns right there. There

21:37 at these old clowns right there. There

21:37 at these old clowns right there. There is something kind of creepy and cool and

21:39 is something kind of creepy and cool and

21:39 is something kind of creepy and cool and fun about old circus. Look how old this

21:41 fun about old circus. Look how old this

21:41 fun about old circus. Look how old this game is that the guns just actually look

21:43 game is that the guns just actually look

21:43 game is that the guns just actually look like something. Oh, it's a squirt gun.

21:45 like something. Oh, it's a squirt gun.

21:45 like something. Oh, it's a squirt gun. Something James Bond would hold on to.

21:47 Something James Bond would hold on to.

21:47 Something James Bond would hold on to. Bro, this is

21:49 Bro, this is

21:50 Bro, this is This is so weird. They actually have a a

21:52 This is so weird. They actually have a a

21:52 This is so weird. They actually have a a haunt that they do at uh Circus Circus.

21:54 haunt that they do at uh Circus Circus.

21:54 haunt that they do at uh Circus Circus. Oh, look at this icy land and treats.

21:58 Oh, look at this icy land and treats.

21:58 Oh, look at this icy land and treats. Weird. There's like a whole icy bar in

22:00 Weird. There's like a whole icy bar in

22:00 Weird. There's like a whole icy bar in here. I've never seen that before. But

22:01 here. I've never seen that before. But

22:02 here. I've never seen that before. But yeah, they have a whole hunt outside. I

22:03 yeah, they have a whole hunt outside. I

22:04 yeah, they have a whole hunt outside. I can't remember what it's called. fear

22:04 can't remember what it's called. fear

22:04 can't remember what it's called. fear zone or something like that. And uh it's

22:07 zone or something like that. And uh it's

22:07 zone or something like that. And uh it's like a separate it's like a separate

22:08 like a separate it's like a separate

22:08 like a separate it's like a separate admission. You go out into the parking

22:09 admission. You go out into the parking

22:09 admission. You go out into the parking lot somewhere behind the casino yet. I

22:11 lot somewhere behind the casino yet. I

22:11 lot somewhere behind the casino yet. I feel like they missed a trick here not

22:12 feel like they missed a trick here not

22:12 feel like they missed a trick here not having a haunt inside know the midway up

22:16 having a haunt inside know the midway up

22:16 having a haunt inside know the midway up here. It's just I don't know why it's

22:19 here. It's just I don't know why it's

22:19 here. It's just I don't know why it's it's a little creepy. Got an old school

22:20 it's a little creepy. Got an old school

22:20 it's a little creepy. Got an old school racing game up here and a much bigger

22:23 racing game up here and a much bigger

22:23 racing game up here and a much bigger arcade upstairs. Just so weird. There

22:25 arcade upstairs. Just so weird. There

22:25 arcade upstairs. Just so weird. There are some people in here. It's definitely

22:27 are some people in here. It's definitely

22:27 are some people in here. It's definitely not like abandoned or anything, but it's

22:29 not like abandoned or anything, but it's

22:29 not like abandoned or anything, but it's like uh very very spooky, you know. Same

22:32 like uh very very spooky, you know. Same

22:32 like uh very very spooky, you know. Same thing when we went to Niagara Falls just

22:34 thing when we went to Niagara Falls just

22:34 thing when we went to Niagara Falls just recently. A look at Mr. Pop over here.

22:36 recently. A look at Mr. Pop over here.

22:36 recently. A look at Mr. Pop over here. We were in the basement of that big

22:37 We were in the basement of that big

22:37 We were in the basement of that big tower in Niagara Falls. There's an

22:39 tower in Niagara Falls. There's an

22:39 tower in Niagara Falls. There's an arcade in there. There was absolutely

22:41 arcade in there. There was absolutely

22:41 arcade in there. There was absolutely nobody there. It was so creepy and

22:44 nobody there. It was so creepy and

22:44 nobody there. It was so creepy and weird. This is a trip, dude. This is not

22:46 weird. This is a trip, dude. This is not

22:46 weird. This is a trip, dude. This is not what I was expecting. I was expecting it

22:48 what I was expecting. I was expecting it

22:48 what I was expecting. I was expecting it to be at least full of people roaming

22:50 to be at least full of people roaming

22:50 to be at least full of people roaming around. Look at this.

22:53 around. Look at this.

22:53 around. Look at this. Just I feel like I'm going to get in

22:54 Just I feel like I'm going to get in

22:54 Just I feel like I'm going to get in trouble, right? Like, sir, we're closed.

22:56 trouble, right? Like, sir, we're closed.

22:56 trouble, right? Like, sir, we're closed. Some like hoops and stuff here. There's

22:57 Some like hoops and stuff here. There's

22:57 Some like hoops and stuff here. There's literally a basketball hoop over there

23:00 literally a basketball hoop over there

23:00 literally a basketball hoop over there and a little seating area. A very small

23:01 and a little seating area. A very small

23:01 and a little seating area. A very small seating area actually. You got the

23:03 seating area actually. You got the

23:03 seating area actually. You got the trapze up there. The sort of highwire

23:06 trapze up there. The sort of highwire

23:06 trapze up there. The sort of highwire acts I guess perform in this area. I

23:08 acts I guess perform in this area. I

23:08 acts I guess perform in this area. I don't know when. Maybe only on the

23:09 don't know when. Maybe only on the

23:09 don't know when. Maybe only on the weekends. I don't know. I got to ask

23:10 weekends. I don't know. I got to ask

23:10 weekends. I don't know. I got to ask somebody I guess. I mean online it says

23:12 somebody I guess. I mean online it says

23:12 somebody I guess. I mean online it says they still do the free circus acts every

23:14 they still do the free circus acts every

23:14 they still do the free circus acts every 30 to 40 minutes but I I find myself

23:16 30 to 40 minutes but I I find myself

23:16 30 to 40 minutes but I I find myself doubtful. Well, we'll wander around for

23:18 doubtful. Well, we'll wander around for

23:18 doubtful. Well, we'll wander around for a bit and see if we get lucky later.

23:20 a bit and see if we get lucky later.

23:20 a bit and see if we get lucky later. There's certainly no like posted

23:21 There's certainly no like posted

23:22 There's certainly no like posted schedule or anything in here. Look at

23:23 schedule or anything in here. Look at

23:23 schedule or anything in here. Look at this. See, this is what I'm talking

23:24 this. See, this is what I'm talking

23:24 this. See, this is what I'm talking about. See the giraffes over there and

23:26 about. See the giraffes over there and

23:26 about. See the giraffes over there and the sort of paintings on the walls, the

23:29 the sort of paintings on the walls, the

23:29 the sort of paintings on the walls, the clowns and everything. Oh gosh, that

23:30 clowns and everything. Oh gosh, that

23:30 clowns and everything. Oh gosh, that would be so creepy if there was just a

23:32 would be so creepy if there was just a

23:32 would be so creepy if there was just a random clown that popped around the

23:34 random clown that popped around the

23:34 random clown that popped around the corner. Are people nostalgic for this

23:36 corner. Are people nostalgic for this

23:36 corner. Are people nostalgic for this anymore, or is it uh sort of a bygone

23:39 anymore, or is it uh sort of a bygone

23:39 anymore, or is it uh sort of a bygone thing? You can tell at one time this

23:41 thing? You can tell at one time this

23:41 thing? You can tell at one time this place was uh quite luxurious, you know,

23:43 place was uh quite luxurious, you know,

23:43 place was uh quite luxurious, you know, for its day. I bet to the people of the

23:45 for its day. I bet to the people of the

23:45 for its day. I bet to the people of the early '7s, this place was just as

23:47 early '7s, this place was just as

23:47 early '7s, this place was just as mind-blowing as I find like Paris or the

23:49 mind-blowing as I find like Paris or the

23:49 mind-blowing as I find like Paris or the Venetian to be just weird because it it

23:51 Venetian to be just weird because it it

23:51 Venetian to be just weird because it it looks like it should be fun and

23:53 looks like it should be fun and

23:53 looks like it should be fun and everything's just so quiet and and

23:55 everything's just so quiet and and

23:55 everything's just so quiet and and chill. All right, let's uh cruise on

23:57 chill. All right, let's uh cruise on

23:57 chill. All right, let's uh cruise on farther back into the casino towards the

23:59 farther back into the casino towards the

23:59 farther back into the casino towards the sort of hotel portion and I'm guessing

24:01 sort of hotel portion and I'm guessing

24:01 sort of hotel portion and I'm guessing towards the adventure dome, the theme

24:03 towards the adventure dome, the theme

24:03 towards the adventure dome, the theme park, which I've like I said, I've never

24:05 park, which I've like I said, I've never

24:05 park, which I've like I said, I've never been inside before. Oh, there's a a

24:07 been inside before. Oh, there's a a

24:07 been inside before. Oh, there's a a lovely tattoo shop over here offering

24:09 lovely tattoo shop over here offering

24:09 lovely tattoo shop over here offering temporary and permanent tattoos.

24:11 temporary and permanent tattoos.

24:11 temporary and permanent tattoos. Steakhouse there. You got a manga shop

24:14 Steakhouse there. You got a manga shop

24:14 Steakhouse there. You got a manga shop over here with some Todoro figures, some

24:16 over here with some Todoro figures, some

24:16 over here with some Todoro figures, some anime plush and everything. Some more

24:20 anime plush and everything. Some more

24:20 anime plush and everything. Some more gaming floors back here. What do we have

24:22 gaming floors back here. What do we have

24:22 gaming floors back here. What do we have here? We've got the fragrance. What do

24:24 here? We've got the fragrance. What do

24:24 here? We've got the fragrance. What do we got here? Here we got the fragrance

24:26 we got here? Here we got the fragrance

24:26 we got here? Here we got the fragrance bar, Magnet Max. Here's the buffet over

24:28 bar, Magnet Max. Here's the buffet over

24:28 bar, Magnet Max. Here's the buffet over here. Not open at the moment. They got a

24:31 here. Not open at the moment. They got a

24:31 here. Not open at the moment. They got a wedding chapel called the Hitchen Post

24:33 wedding chapel called the Hitchen Post

24:33 wedding chapel called the Hitchen Post upstairs. Don't need that today. Here's

24:35 upstairs. Don't need that today. Here's

24:35 upstairs. Don't need that today. Here's the Big Top Buffet.

24:38 the Big Top Buffet.

24:38 the Big Top Buffet. Nobody's home. Got a Blackjack dealer

24:40 Nobody's home. Got a Blackjack dealer

24:40 Nobody's home. Got a Blackjack dealer there doing the the Peard thing. Lovely

24:43 there doing the the Peard thing. Lovely

24:43 there doing the the Peard thing. Lovely uh food court with Popeye's Louisiana

24:45 uh food court with Popeye's Louisiana

24:45 uh food court with Popeye's Louisiana Chicken. You got crispy coin donuts. One

24:47 Chicken. You got crispy coin donuts. One

24:47 Chicken. You got crispy coin donuts. One of those spots where you can buy those

24:49 of those spots where you can buy those

24:49 of those spots where you can buy those ginormous uh ginormous. Look at this.

24:52 ginormous uh ginormous. Look at this.

24:52 ginormous uh ginormous. Look at this. It's a major award. All right. I found

24:54 It's a major award. All right. I found

24:54 It's a major award. All right. I found the escalators over to the adventure

24:57 the escalators over to the adventure

24:57 the escalators over to the adventure dome. Oh, look, an arcade. An arcade. I

25:01 dome. Oh, look, an arcade. An arcade. I

25:01 dome. Oh, look, an arcade. An arcade. I think that was actually advertising the

25:02 think that was actually advertising the

25:02 think that was actually advertising the arcade that we already saw. Not so much

25:04 arcade that we already saw. Not so much

25:04 arcade that we already saw. Not so much the adventure dome one, but I don't

25:06 the adventure dome one, but I don't

25:06 the adventure dome one, but I don't think I've ever been this far back

25:08 think I've ever been this far back

25:08 think I've ever been this far back inside of Circus Circus. We'll see what

25:09 inside of Circus Circus. We'll see what

25:09 inside of Circus Circus. We'll see what we find. Circus Circus is one of the

25:11 we find. Circus Circus is one of the

25:11 we find. Circus Circus is one of the older ones. And yet, I'm already winded

25:13 older ones. And yet, I'm already winded

25:13 older ones. And yet, I'm already winded just walking around here. Even the older

25:15 just walking around here. Even the older

25:15 just walking around here. Even the older casinos are just freaking ginormous,

25:18 casinos are just freaking ginormous,

25:18 casinos are just freaking ginormous, man. I might need to use the oxygen bar.

25:21 man. I might need to use the oxygen bar.

25:21 man. I might need to use the oxygen bar. Oh my gosh, look at this. They got the

25:22 Oh my gosh, look at this. They got the

25:22 Oh my gosh, look at this. They got the aqua massage and the fish bar where you

25:26 aqua massage and the fish bar where you

25:26 aqua massage and the fish bar where you put your feet in the fish tanks and the

25:28 put your feet in the fish tanks and the

25:28 put your feet in the fish tanks and the fish clean your feet. Oh, there's the

25:30 fish clean your feet. Oh, there's the

25:30 fish clean your feet. Oh, there's the real thing right there. Screw the sign.

25:31 real thing right there. Screw the sign.

25:31 real thing right there. Screw the sign. Look at this. Stick your feet in there

25:34 Look at this. Stick your feet in there

25:34 Look at this. Stick your feet in there and let those fish eat off all the dead

25:37 and let those fish eat off all the dead

25:37 and let those fish eat off all the dead skin or whatever. Why do they look so

25:39 skin or whatever. Why do they look so

25:39 skin or whatever. Why do they look so small? I think I had some fish like that

25:41 small? I think I had some fish like that

25:41 small? I think I had some fish like that back in the day in my fish tank. Yeah,

25:42 back in the day in my fish tank. Yeah,

25:42 back in the day in my fish tank. Yeah, look at this place, dude. It's weird.

25:45 look at this place, dude. It's weird.

25:45 look at this place, dude. It's weird. Now, Circus Circus these days is almost

25:47 Now, Circus Circus these days is almost

25:47 Now, Circus Circus these days is almost a meme. Like, if you're staying at a

25:48 a meme. Like, if you're staying at a

25:48 a meme. Like, if you're staying at a fancy hotel, you'll make the joke like,

25:50 fancy hotel, you'll make the joke like,

25:50 fancy hotel, you'll make the joke like, "Ah, we lost so much money. We're going

25:51 "Ah, we lost so much money. We're going

25:51 "Ah, we lost so much money. We're going to have to go stay at Circus Circus and

25:53 to have to go stay at Circus Circus and

25:53 to have to go stay at Circus Circus and stuff. I'm not trying to dunk on it. I

25:54 stuff. I'm not trying to dunk on it. I

25:54 stuff. I'm not trying to dunk on it. I can see that it was once probably

25:57 can see that it was once probably

25:57 can see that it was once probably glorious, you know, and there's actually

25:59 glorious, you know, and there's actually

25:59 glorious, you know, and there's actually a lot of fun stuff in here. A lot of fun

26:01 a lot of fun stuff in here. A lot of fun

26:01 a lot of fun stuff in here. A lot of fun stuff to do. And also, hey, more

26:02 stuff to do. And also, hey, more

26:02 stuff to do. And also, hey, more temporary tattoos, but uh yeah, it's

26:05 temporary tattoos, but uh yeah, it's

26:05 temporary tattoos, but uh yeah, it's definitely uh not bumping. Okay, there

26:08 definitely uh not bumping. Okay, there

26:08 definitely uh not bumping. Okay, there we go. The Adventure Dome theme park.

26:09 we go. The Adventure Dome theme park.

26:09 we go. The Adventure Dome theme park. So, that's free to enter right there. I

26:11 So, that's free to enter right there. I

26:12 So, that's free to enter right there. I don't need any wristbands or anything

26:13 don't need any wristbands or anything

26:13 don't need any wristbands or anything like that. I'm not going to ride

26:14 like that. I'm not going to ride

26:14 like that. I'm not going to ride anything. Oh, maybe I was wrong. Maybe

26:16 anything. Oh, maybe I was wrong. Maybe

26:16 anything. Oh, maybe I was wrong. Maybe it's not in the parking lot. Look at the

26:17 it's not in the parking lot. Look at the

26:17 it's not in the parking lot. Look at the fear zone right here. Maybe they do it

26:19 fear zone right here. Maybe they do it

26:19 fear zone right here. Maybe they do it in the adventure dome itself. Just

26:20 in the adventure dome itself. Just

26:20 in the adventure dome itself. Just wanted to uh check back here at the dead

26:23 wanted to uh check back here at the dead

26:23 wanted to uh check back here at the dead end. Oh, wait. Look at this. Shut the

26:25 end. Oh, wait. Look at this. Shut the

26:25 end. Oh, wait. Look at this. Shut the front door. This isn't even in the

26:27 front door. This isn't even in the

26:27 front door. This isn't even in the adventure dome. It's a whole separate

26:29 adventure dome. It's a whole separate

26:29 adventure dome. It's a whole separate thing. Spongebob's crazy carnival ride.

26:33 thing. Spongebob's crazy carnival ride.

26:33 thing. Spongebob's crazy carnival ride. I had no idea there was a Spongebob ride

26:35 I had no idea there was a Spongebob ride

26:35 I had no idea there was a Spongebob ride here. Much less a giant animatronic Mr.

26:38 here. Much less a giant animatronic Mr.

26:38 here. Much less a giant animatronic Mr. Krab.

26:40 Krab.

26:40 Krab. What the heck?

26:40 What the heck?

26:40 What the heck? >> Thank you. Thank you. Please, please

26:43 >> Thank you. Thank you. Please, please

26:43 >> Thank you. Thank you. Please, please hold your applause. Welcome customers of

26:46 hold your applause. Welcome customers of

26:46 hold your applause. Welcome customers of all ages. Hurry inside to play the

26:49 all ages. Hurry inside to play the

26:49 all ages. Hurry inside to play the greatest collection of carnival games in

26:51 greatest collection of carnival games in

26:51 greatest collection of carnival games in all of Bikini Bottom. Guaranteed fun.

26:56 all of Bikini Bottom. Guaranteed fun.

26:56 all of Bikini Bottom. Guaranteed fun. Zero refunds. What in the heck? I don't

26:58 Zero refunds. What in the heck? I don't

26:58 Zero refunds. What in the heck? I don't know what the carnival ride is like, but

27:00 know what the carnival ride is like, but

27:00 know what the carnival ride is like, but it's kind of cool that there's a

27:01 it's kind of cool that there's a

27:01 it's kind of cool that there's a Spongebob gift shop here in Las Vegas.

27:03 Spongebob gift shop here in Las Vegas.

27:03 Spongebob gift shop here in Las Vegas. Look at all that. You can get a little

27:05 Look at all that. You can get a little

27:05 Look at all that. You can get a little Spongebob pineapple with a plant growing

27:07 Spongebob pineapple with a plant growing

27:07 Spongebob pineapple with a plant growing inside of it. A Spongebob or Patrick

27:09 inside of it. A Spongebob or Patrick

27:10 inside of it. A Spongebob or Patrick Bank.

27:11 Bank.

27:11 Bank. Man, Universal Studios eat your heart

27:13 Man, Universal Studios eat your heart

27:13 Man, Universal Studios eat your heart out. Look at that. I love this fish

27:15 out. Look at that. I love this fish

27:15 out. Look at that. I love this fish right here inside the carnival booth.

27:17 right here inside the carnival booth.

27:17 right here inside the carnival booth. It's an automated uh ticket dispenser.

27:19 It's an automated uh ticket dispenser.

27:19 It's an automated uh ticket dispenser. But still have this little guy in there

27:21 But still have this little guy in there

27:21 But still have this little guy in there just look at him. He's rethinking his

27:23 just look at him. He's rethinking his

27:23 just look at him. He's rethinking his life working a circus circus. Dude, this

27:24 life working a circus circus. Dude, this

27:24 life working a circus circus. Dude, this was the last thing I was expecting. Just

27:27 was the last thing I was expecting. Just

27:27 was the last thing I was expecting. Just trying to decide if it's worth 14 bucks

27:29 trying to decide if it's worth 14 bucks

27:29 trying to decide if it's worth 14 bucks to check out. On the one hand, I did get

27:31 to check out. On the one hand, I did get

27:31 to check out. On the one hand, I did get a free $20 bill today. But before I make

27:33 a free $20 bill today. But before I make

27:33 a free $20 bill today. But before I make up my mind, maybe I check out uh the

27:35 up my mind, maybe I check out uh the

27:35 up my mind, maybe I check out uh the free portion of the Adventure Dome.

27:37 free portion of the Adventure Dome.

27:37 free portion of the Adventure Dome. Okay. All right. I passed the uh the

27:40 Okay. All right. I passed the uh the

27:40 Okay. All right. I passed the uh the metal detector portion of the

27:42 metal detector portion of the

27:42 metal detector portion of the experience. Look at this. I have never

27:45 experience. Look at this. I have never

27:45 experience. Look at this. I have never been in here before. I've seen pictures

27:47 been in here before. I've seen pictures

27:47 been in here before. I've seen pictures on the uh giant digital billboards

27:49 on the uh giant digital billboards

27:49 on the uh giant digital billboards around Las Vegas. Looks like they got a

27:51 around Las Vegas. Looks like they got a

27:51 around Las Vegas. Looks like they got a nice little DJ stage over here. Little

27:53 nice little DJ stage over here. Little

27:54 nice little DJ stage over here. Little advertisement for the the Fear Zone.

27:55 advertisement for the the Fear Zone.

27:55 advertisement for the the Fear Zone. Don't get it confused with the uh Fright

27:57 Don't get it confused with the uh Fright

27:58 Don't get it confused with the uh Fright Zone. Tom Develin's Fright Zone in

27:59 Zone. Tom Develin's Fright Zone in

27:59 Zone. Tom Develin's Fright Zone in Boulder City. This is crazy, man. Look

28:01 Boulder City. This is crazy, man. Look

28:01 Boulder City. This is crazy, man. Look at this. They got these big carnival

28:03 at this. They got these big carnival

28:03 at this. They got these big carnival rides here in front of this giant fake

28:06 rides here in front of this giant fake

28:06 rides here in front of this giant fake rock. Sort of a little miniature Big

28:08 rock. Sort of a little miniature Big

28:08 rock. Sort of a little miniature Big Thunder Mountain. I just noticed a no

28:10 Thunder Mountain. I just noticed a no

28:10 Thunder Mountain. I just noticed a no feratu up there keeping an eye on

28:13 feratu up there keeping an eye on

28:13 feratu up there keeping an eye on things. They must be using that for the

28:14 things. They must be using that for the

28:14 things. They must be using that for the fear zone cuz you can tell it's normally

28:16 fear zone cuz you can tell it's normally

28:16 fear zone cuz you can tell it's normally like a restaurant, like a seating area.

28:18 like a restaurant, like a seating area.

28:18 like a restaurant, like a seating area. Some brave brave children just got up on

28:21 Some brave brave children just got up on

28:21 Some brave brave children just got up on this thing. The inverter here. Oh, look

28:24 this thing. The inverter here. Oh, look

28:24 this thing. The inverter here. Oh, look at that.

28:26 at that.

28:26 at that. Oh my gosh, that is scarier than

28:29 Oh my gosh, that is scarier than

28:29 Oh my gosh, that is scarier than anything I bet they have in the fear

28:31 anything I bet they have in the fear

28:31 anything I bet they have in the fear zone. Let's see how crazy it goes. That

28:34 zone. Let's see how crazy it goes. That

28:34 zone. Let's see how crazy it goes. That is making me feel all some kind of way

28:37 is making me feel all some kind of way

28:37 is making me feel all some kind of way just watching it from the ground. Oh,

28:39 just watching it from the ground. Oh,

28:39 just watching it from the ground. Oh, the humanity, the children, they're

28:42 the humanity, the children, they're

28:42 the humanity, the children, they're upside down.

28:44 upside down.

28:44 upside down. Oh my

28:47 Oh my

28:48 Oh my gosh.

28:49 gosh.

28:49 gosh. Holy simoleons. Oh, it's going to go.

28:54 Holy simoleons. Oh, it's going to go.

28:54 Holy simoleons. Oh, it's going to go. That is giving me the heebie genius. Oh,

28:56 That is giving me the heebie genius. Oh,

28:56 That is giving me the heebie genius. Oh, look at this. The disco spinning around

28:59 look at this. The disco spinning around

28:59 look at this. The disco spinning around over here. Oh, all right. It's slowing

29:01 over here. Oh, all right. It's slowing

29:01 over here. Oh, all right. It's slowing down. Is it slowing down? No, it's not

29:03 down. Is it slowing down? No, it's not

29:03 down. Is it slowing down? No, it's not slowing down. Yikes. No thank you. I'm

29:06 slowing down. Yikes. No thank you. I'm

29:06 slowing down. Yikes. No thank you. I'm getting a medical condition just looking

29:07 getting a medical condition just looking

29:07 getting a medical condition just looking at that thing. What do we have over

29:09 at that thing. What do we have over

29:09 at that thing. What do we have over here? The panic house and the happy

29:11 here? The panic house and the happy

29:11 here? The panic house and the happy family 4D experience. Deep inside the

29:15 family 4D experience. Deep inside the

29:15 family 4D experience. Deep inside the the caves over here. I'm sure it's

29:18 the caves over here. I'm sure it's

29:18 the caves over here. I'm sure it's something you got to pay for. Get a

29:19 something you got to pay for. Get a

29:19 something you got to pay for. Get a wristband. Get a ticket. Just kind of

29:21 wristband. Get a ticket. Just kind of

29:21 wristband. Get a ticket. Just kind of want to explore and see what I'm able to

29:24 want to explore and see what I'm able to

29:24 want to explore and see what I'm able to see. Oh, there's a little cut through

29:25 see. Oh, there's a little cut through

29:25 see. Oh, there's a little cut through here. We're actually uh making our way

29:27 here. We're actually uh making our way

29:27 here. We're actually uh making our way through the mountain. This is just so

29:30 through the mountain. This is just so

29:30 through the mountain. This is just so surreal. Like I feel like I'm on another

29:32 surreal. Like I feel like I'm on another

29:32 surreal. Like I feel like I'm on another planet. This is amazing, man. Like if

29:35 planet. This is amazing, man. Like if

29:35 planet. This is amazing, man. Like if this was at any other place, you'd be

29:37 this was at any other place, you'd be

29:37 this was at any other place, you'd be like, "This is awesome." Oh man, look at

29:40 like, "This is awesome." Oh man, look at

29:40 like, "This is awesome." Oh man, look at that. I mean, anywhere else Oh, there's

29:43 that. I mean, anywhere else Oh, there's

29:43 that. I mean, anywhere else Oh, there's a loop-de-loop up there. Anywhere else

29:45 a loop-de-loop up there. Anywhere else

29:45 a loop-de-loop up there. Anywhere else you'd be like, "This is incredible." The

29:47 you'd be like, "This is incredible." The

29:47 you'd be like, "This is incredible." The whole floor is shaking. Look at this.

29:49 whole floor is shaking. Look at this.

29:49 whole floor is shaking. Look at this. Obviously, the roller coaster pops in or

29:51 Obviously, the roller coaster pops in or

29:51 Obviously, the roller coaster pops in or out of this little cave right here. I'm

29:53 out of this little cave right here. I'm

29:53 out of this little cave right here. I'm going to stand here for a second. See if

29:55 going to stand here for a second. See if

29:55 going to stand here for a second. See if I can witness that.

30:04 Oh. Oh, yeah. Dude, the whole floor is

30:04 Oh. Oh, yeah. Dude, the whole floor is rumbling. Oh, look at this. This is

30:05 rumbling. Oh, look at this. This is

30:05 rumbling. Oh, look at this. This is actually awesome. I wouldn't mind owning

30:07 actually awesome. I wouldn't mind owning

30:07 actually awesome. I wouldn't mind owning that right here. You can drive various

30:09 that right here. You can drive various

30:09 that right here. You can drive various Batmobiles. Little Batman uh machine

30:11 Batmobiles. Little Batman uh machine

30:11 Batmobiles. Little Batman uh machine game. Batman machine game. My brain My

30:14 game. Batman machine game. My brain My

30:14 game. Batman machine game. My brain My brain is shutting down. This is just so

30:16 brain is shutting down. This is just so

30:16 brain is shutting down. This is just so interesting. I can't believe I've been

30:18 interesting. I can't believe I've been

30:18 interesting. I can't believe I've been coming to Vegas on and off for 25 years.

30:20 coming to Vegas on and off for 25 years.

30:20 coming to Vegas on and off for 25 years. I have never wandered around through the

30:23 I have never wandered around through the

30:23 I have never wandered around through the advent. I always thought you had to pay

30:24 advent. I always thought you had to pay

30:24 advent. I always thought you had to pay just to get in, but apparently not. It's

30:26 just to get in, but apparently not. It's

30:26 just to get in, but apparently not. It's free to just come in, walk around, take

30:27 free to just come in, walk around, take

30:27 free to just come in, walk around, take a gander at. Look at the shai of that

30:30 a gander at. Look at the shai of that

30:30 a gander at. Look at the shai of that mountain over here. It's quite

30:31 mountain over here. It's quite

30:32 mountain over here. It's quite extensive. It actually goes a lot

30:33 extensive. It actually goes a lot

30:33 extensive. It actually goes a lot farther back than I thought it would at

30:36 farther back than I thought it would at

30:36 farther back than I thought it would at first appearance. Look at this. You got

30:37 first appearance. Look at this. You got

30:37 first appearance. Look at this. You got Angry Birds, the ride in here. Oh, and I

30:40 Angry Birds, the ride in here. Oh, and I

30:40 Angry Birds, the ride in here. Oh, and I got to show this to Adam. The Woo. Looks

30:42 got to show this to Adam. The Woo. Looks

30:42 got to show this to Adam. The Woo. Looks like normally when it's not fear zone

30:43 like normally when it's not fear zone

30:43 like normally when it's not fear zone time, they got the party zone. This is

30:46 time, they got the party zone. This is

30:46 time, they got the party zone. This is so strange with the dinosaur bones here.

30:48 so strange with the dinosaur bones here.

30:48 so strange with the dinosaur bones here. You got a a little rooster up there in

30:50 You got a a little rooster up there in

30:50 You got a a little rooster up there in the barn. And then apparently this is a

30:53 the barn. And then apparently this is a

30:53 the barn. And then apparently this is a little information desk sometimes. Hello

30:55 little information desk sometimes. Hello

30:55 little information desk sometimes. Hello there, creepy

30:57 there, creepy

30:57 there, creepy skeleton thing. It looked like it was

30:59 skeleton thing. It looked like it was

30:59 skeleton thing. It looked like it was going to move there for a second. Okay,

31:00 going to move there for a second. Okay,

31:00 going to move there for a second. Okay, clearly a lot of it is actually closed

31:02 clearly a lot of it is actually closed

31:02 clearly a lot of it is actually closed off at the moment to to do the fear zone

31:04 off at the moment to to do the fear zone

31:04 off at the moment to to do the fear zone thing. Oh, look at this. They got a

31:06 thing. Oh, look at this. They got a

31:06 thing. Oh, look at this. They got a freaking go-kart raceway on this kind of

31:09 freaking go-kart raceway on this kind of

31:09 freaking go-kart raceway on this kind of outdoor balcony up here from the

31:11 outdoor balcony up here from the

31:11 outdoor balcony up here from the adventure dome. Look, it's like a

31:13 adventure dome. Look, it's like a

31:13 adventure dome. Look, it's like a miniature go-karts.

31:15 miniature go-karts.

31:15 miniature go-karts. That's fun. But yeah, I don't think

31:16 That's fun. But yeah, I don't think

31:16 That's fun. But yeah, I don't think we're seeing it at its full operational

31:18 we're seeing it at its full operational

31:18 we're seeing it at its full operational capacity. And yet, this is wild, dude. I

31:21 capacity. And yet, this is wild, dude. I

31:21 capacity. And yet, this is wild, dude. I was not expecting this. You pop this

31:23 was not expecting this. You pop this

31:24 was not expecting this. You pop this thing down in Kansas City or whatever

31:25 thing down in Kansas City or whatever

31:25 thing down in Kansas City or whatever and it would be packed in here. It's

31:27 and it would be packed in here. It's

31:27 and it would be packed in here. It's just unbelievable to me

31:30 just unbelievable to me

31:30 just unbelievable to me that it's so so empty. Man, I don't want

31:32 that it's so so empty. Man, I don't want

31:32 that it's so so empty. Man, I don't want to sound crazy, but Circus Circus should

31:34 to sound crazy, but Circus Circus should

31:34 to sound crazy, but Circus Circus should be a lot more popular than it appears to

31:37 be a lot more popular than it appears to

31:37 be a lot more popular than it appears to be. All right, so this is completely

31:39 be. All right, so this is completely

31:39 be. All right, so this is completely random, but I was just, you know,

31:41 random, but I was just, you know,

31:41 random, but I was just, you know, walking through here gawking and

31:42 walking through here gawking and

31:42 walking through here gawking and whatever. And by the way, every time the

31:43 whatever. And by the way, every time the

31:43 whatever. And by the way, every time the roller coaster comes, the floor shakes

31:46 roller coaster comes, the floor shakes

31:46 roller coaster comes, the floor shakes so much. I hope it's built on springs.

31:48 so much. I hope it's built on springs.

31:48 so much. I hope it's built on springs. And I ran into this guy, Tristan, who is

31:50 And I ran into this guy, Tristan, who is

31:50 And I ran into this guy, Tristan, who is the creative director of the Fear Zone

31:53 the creative director of the Fear Zone

31:53 the creative director of the Fear Zone here. So, I guess they used to do

31:54 here. So, I guess they used to do

31:54 here. So, I guess they used to do something called Fright Dome until 2017.

31:57 something called Fright Dome until 2017.

31:57 something called Fright Dome until 2017. They had a different sort of haunt event

31:59 They had a different sort of haunt event

31:59 They had a different sort of haunt event here. Look at all these dinosaurs, man.

32:01 here. Look at all these dinosaurs, man.

32:01 here. Look at all these dinosaurs, man. John Hammond would be proud. It's weird.

32:02 John Hammond would be proud. It's weird.

32:02 John Hammond would be proud. It's weird. I felt like I was channeling my inner

32:03 I felt like I was channeling my inner

32:03 I felt like I was channeling my inner out of the Woo there. So, I guess this

32:05 out of the Woo there. So, I guess this

32:05 out of the Woo there. So, I guess this is the first year of the new haunt that

32:07 is the first year of the new haunt that

32:07 is the first year of the new haunt that we've been seeing all the the signs for.

32:09 we've been seeing all the the signs for.

32:09 we've been seeing all the the signs for. And uh spoiler alert, I'm supposed to be

32:12 And uh spoiler alert, I'm supposed to be

32:12 And uh spoiler alert, I'm supposed to be back out here for a big press

32:13 back out here for a big press

32:13 back out here for a big press announcement for something next week or

32:16 announcement for something next week or

32:16 announcement for something next week or like a week or two from now in Las Vegas

32:18 like a week or two from now in Las Vegas

32:18 like a week or two from now in Las Vegas if I can make it back out. I might uh

32:21 if I can make it back out. I might uh

32:21 if I can make it back out. I might uh might just come and check out the

32:23 might just come and check out the

32:23 might just come and check out the friends. Oh, there's the roller coaster.

32:25 friends. Oh, there's the roller coaster.

32:25 friends. Oh, there's the roller coaster. So, there's the loading area right here.

32:27 So, there's the loading area right here.

32:27 So, there's the loading area right here. Loco. Yeah, call me crazy, but circus

32:30 Loco. Yeah, call me crazy, but circus

32:30 Loco. Yeah, call me crazy, but circus circus should be a lot more popular.

32:32 circus should be a lot more popular.

32:32 circus should be a lot more popular. Maybe the casino theming is just what

32:34 Maybe the casino theming is just what

32:34 Maybe the casino theming is just what drives people away. Maybe it's the

32:35 drives people away. Maybe it's the

32:35 drives people away. Maybe it's the location that the action is supposed to

32:37 location that the action is supposed to

32:37 location that the action is supposed to move up or down the street. Oh, no. I

32:38 move up or down the street. Oh, no. I

32:38 move up or down the street. Oh, no. I think this is a different roller

32:39 think this is a different roller

32:39 think this is a different roller coaster. Okay, so the loco

32:42 coaster. Okay, so the loco

32:42 coaster. Okay, so the loco wa

32:43 wa

32:44 wa is that thing. Who could say what all

32:45 is that thing. Who could say what all

32:45 is that thing. Who could say what all the reasons are that it's so empty like

32:47 the reasons are that it's so empty like

32:47 the reasons are that it's so empty like this? Maybe kids are just too stuck to

32:49 this? Maybe kids are just too stuck to

32:49 this? Maybe kids are just too stuck to their iPads. I have no idea, but I would

32:52 their iPads. I have no idea, but I would

32:52 their iPads. I have no idea, but I would have gone nuts for this in the '9s. All

32:54 have gone nuts for this in the '9s. All

32:54 have gone nuts for this in the '9s. All right, I might as well say this for

32:55 right, I might as well say this for

32:55 right, I might as well say this for those of you who want to know. The fear

32:56 those of you who want to know. The fear

32:56 those of you who want to know. The fear zone has got four different mazes.

32:59 zone has got four different mazes.

32:59 zone has got four different mazes. Supposed to get even crazier and wilder

33:00 Supposed to get even crazier and wilder

33:00 Supposed to get even crazier and wilder next year. There's a bunch of different

33:01 next year. There's a bunch of different

33:02 next year. There's a bunch of different um scare zones as well, obviously all

33:04 um scare zones as well, obviously all

33:04 um scare zones as well, obviously all throughout this thing. I spoke to you

33:05 throughout this thing. I spoke to you

33:05 throughout this thing. I spoke to you soon saying they should have had it in

33:07 soon saying they should have had it in

33:07 soon saying they should have had it in the midway. Oh, this is much better in

33:09 the midway. Oh, this is much better in

33:09 the midway. Oh, this is much better in here in the domes. You can obviously

33:11 here in the domes. You can obviously

33:11 here in the domes. You can obviously there's obviously more attractions and

33:12 there's obviously more attractions and

33:12 there's obviously more attractions and things that are closed off probably for

33:14 things that are closed off probably for

33:14 things that are closed off probably for the fear zone so they can uh run some of

33:16 the fear zone so they can uh run some of

33:16 the fear zone so they can uh run some of their mazes through there. But yeah,

33:18 their mazes through there. But yeah,

33:18 their mazes through there. But yeah, this is this is pretty awesome, man. I

33:20 this is this is pretty awesome, man. I

33:20 this is this is pretty awesome, man. I have no idea where I am now. This is

33:22 have no idea where I am now. This is

33:22 have no idea where I am now. This is crazy. It's bigger uh bigger than I

33:24 crazy. It's bigger uh bigger than I

33:24 crazy. It's bigger uh bigger than I thought it was. Oh, look at this. Got

33:25 thought it was. Oh, look at this. Got

33:25 thought it was. Oh, look at this. Got some uh some bumper cars there. You

33:28 some uh some bumper cars there. You

33:28 some uh some bumper cars there. You know, I heard that bumper cars were

33:29 know, I heard that bumper cars were

33:29 know, I heard that bumper cars were originally called like Dodge cars or

33:31 originally called like Dodge cars or

33:31 originally called like Dodge cars or something like that. The whole idea was

33:32 something like that. The whole idea was

33:32 something like that. The whole idea was to not hit the other cars. That's why

33:34 to not hit the other cars. That's why

33:34 to not hit the other cars. That's why they made them so hard to steer. here.

33:36 they made them so hard to steer. here.

33:36 they made them so hard to steer. here. Oh, look at this. A freak show. Oh,

33:39 Oh, look at this. A freak show. Oh,

33:39 Oh, look at this. A freak show. Oh, there's not another one till 6:00 p.m.

33:42 there's not another one till 6:00 p.m.

33:42 there's not another one till 6:00 p.m. Wonder if they'll even do it. Freak

33:43 Wonder if they'll even do it. Freak

33:43 Wonder if they'll even do it. Freak show. Real. I like that. Real. I guess

33:46 show. Real. I like that. Real. I guess

33:46 show. Real. I like that. Real. I guess we missed it. Or maybe I'm the freak

33:49 we missed it. Or maybe I'm the freak

33:49 we missed it. Or maybe I'm the freak show now. Oh, yeah. Look at this. Got

33:50 show now. Oh, yeah. Look at this. Got

33:50 show now. Oh, yeah. Look at this. Got some more midway games over here that

33:52 some more midway games over here that

33:52 some more midway games over here that are closed up to become haunt mazes. And

33:54 are closed up to become haunt mazes. And

33:54 are closed up to become haunt mazes. And there's a whole freaking gallion over

33:57 there's a whole freaking gallion over

33:57 there's a whole freaking gallion over here. I mean, maybe some of you are

33:59 here. I mean, maybe some of you are

33:59 here. I mean, maybe some of you are familiar with the Adventure Dome. And

34:00 familiar with the Adventure Dome. And

34:00 familiar with the Adventure Dome. And none of this is coming as a surprise to

34:01 none of this is coming as a surprise to

34:01 none of this is coming as a surprise to you, but it's coming as a surprise to

34:03 you, but it's coming as a surprise to

34:03 you, but it's coming as a surprise to me. Man,

34:05 me. Man,

34:05 me. Man, Las Vegas might be the weirdest city on

34:08 Las Vegas might be the weirdest city on

34:08 Las Vegas might be the weirdest city on the planet. I think we've proven today

34:09 the planet. I think we've proven today

34:09 the planet. I think we've proven today that even if you keep coming here over

34:11 that even if you keep coming here over

34:11 that even if you keep coming here over and over and over, there is always

34:13 and over and over, there is always

34:13 and over and over, there is always something new, weird, unusual, and

34:16 something new, weird, unusual, and

34:16 something new, weird, unusual, and crazy, and surprising to see. Maybe next

34:18 crazy, and surprising to see. Maybe next

34:18 crazy, and surprising to see. Maybe next time I come, I'll uh strap a GoPro on

34:21 time I come, I'll uh strap a GoPro on

34:21 time I come, I'll uh strap a GoPro on myself and get up on top of that

34:22 myself and get up on top of that

34:22 myself and get up on top of that mountain or take a spin on the whacking

34:25 mountain or take a spin on the whacking

34:25 mountain or take a spin on the whacking wind. Sick my teeth into sweet Amanda.

34:28 wind. Sick my teeth into sweet Amanda.

34:28 wind. Sick my teeth into sweet Amanda. Kind of spooky down here in these

34:30 Kind of spooky down here in these

34:30 Kind of spooky down here in these ropelike caves, huh, dude? Another icy

34:33 ropelike caves, huh, dude? Another icy

34:33 ropelike caves, huh, dude? Another icy bar. What the heck? Remember going into

34:35 bar. What the heck? Remember going into

34:35 bar. What the heck? Remember going into Kmart in the old days and getting

34:37 Kmart in the old days and getting

34:37 Kmart in the old days and getting yourself an icy? I just aged myself

34:39 yourself an icy? I just aged myself

34:39 yourself an icy? I just aged myself pretty hard, didn't I? All right. Well,

34:41 pretty hard, didn't I? All right. Well,

34:41 pretty hard, didn't I? All right. Well, this adventure can't go on forever, so I

34:44 this adventure can't go on forever, so I

34:44 this adventure can't go on forever, so I guess we better uh start making our way

34:46 guess we better uh start making our way

34:46 guess we better uh start making our way out of here. This is pretty cool. I

34:47 out of here. This is pretty cool. I

34:47 out of here. This is pretty cool. I wonder how much it is for one of the

34:49 wonder how much it is for one of the

34:49 wonder how much it is for one of the wristbands. Okay, let's see. Regular

34:50 wristbands. Okay, let's see. Regular

34:50 wristbands. Okay, let's see. Regular pass 60 bucks. Junior pass 30 bucks. So,

34:54 pass 60 bucks. Junior pass 30 bucks. So,

34:54 pass 60 bucks. Junior pass 30 bucks. So, I guess you can get uh for 30 bucks and

34:56 I guess you can get uh for 30 bucks and

34:56 I guess you can get uh for 30 bucks and get your kids into the adventure dome.

34:58 get your kids into the adventure dome.

34:58 get your kids into the adventure dome. It's free parking and the kids pass 30

35:01 It's free parking and the kids pass 30

35:01 It's free parking and the kids pass 30 bucks. cheaper than most of the parking

35:03 bucks. cheaper than most of the parking

35:03 bucks. cheaper than most of the parking at a lot of these casinos. So, I'd say

35:05 at a lot of these casinos. So, I'd say

35:05 at a lot of these casinos. So, I'd say it's worth it. Take my leave of the

35:07 it's worth it. Take my leave of the

35:07 it's worth it. Take my leave of the Adventure Dome here. And you know what?

35:11 Adventure Dome here. And you know what?

35:11 Adventure Dome here. And you know what? I can't help myself. I'm going to hop on

35:13 I can't help myself. I'm going to hop on

35:13 I can't help myself. I'm going to hop on Spongebob's carnival ride. You had to

35:14 Spongebob's carnival ride. You had to

35:14 Spongebob's carnival ride. You had to buy your little card over here at this

35:16 buy your little card over here at this

35:16 buy your little card over here at this kiosk and I presume swipe it over here

35:18 kiosk and I presume swipe it over here

35:18 kiosk and I presume swipe it over here at the entrance. This is so weird, you

35:20 at the entrance. This is so weird, you

35:20 at the entrance. This is so weird, you guys. I feel like I'm in like another

35:24 guys. I feel like I'm in like another

35:24 guys. I feel like I'm in like another universe here. Where the heck am I? I'm

35:27 universe here. Where the heck am I? I'm

35:27 universe here. Where the heck am I? I'm a long way from

35:30 a long way from

35:30 a long way from this line in here. This is so wacky and

35:32 this line in here. This is so wacky and

35:32 this line in here. This is so wacky and weird and fun. I love it. All right, it

35:34 weird and fun. I love it. All right, it

35:34 weird and fun. I love it. All right, it is a shooting game. I don't know if

35:35 is a shooting game. I don't know if

35:36 is a shooting game. I don't know if they'll have any 3D props in here, but I

35:37 they'll have any 3D props in here, but I

35:37 they'll have any 3D props in here, but I hope so. Oh, look at that. I think I'm

35:39 hope so. Oh, look at that. I think I'm

35:39 hope so. Oh, look at that. I think I'm the only rider.

35:40 the only rider.

35:40 the only rider. >> All I need is a few ingredient

35:43 >> All I need is a few ingredient

35:43 >> All I need is a few ingredient formula will finally be mine.

35:45 formula will finally be mine.

35:45 formula will finally be mine. >> Plankton. All right, I'm going in

35:47 >> Plankton. All right, I'm going in

35:47 >> Plankton. All right, I'm going in through here. Look at you shoot with

35:48 through here. Look at you shoot with

35:48 through here. Look at you shoot with these little Star Trek phaser looking

35:50 these little Star Trek phaser looking

35:50 these little Star Trek phaser looking things.

35:51 things.

35:51 things. >> Spongebob is leading the way.

35:55 >> Spongebob is leading the way.

35:55 >> Spongebob is leading the way. >> Okay. Oh,

35:57 >> Okay. Oh,

35:57 >> Okay. Oh, >> I'm popping. I'm trying. Oh, there we

35:59 >> I'm popping. I'm trying. Oh, there we

35:59 >> I'm popping. I'm trying. Oh, there we go. There we go. I'm doing it. I'm

36:01 go. There we go. I'm doing it. I'm

36:02 go. There we go. I'm doing it. I'm collecting coins. Let me see if I can

36:03 collecting coins. Let me see if I can

36:04 collecting coins. Let me see if I can shoot Spongebob.

36:05 shoot Spongebob.

36:05 shoot Spongebob. >> He is unfaced. Oh, look at the plush

36:08 >> He is unfaced. Oh, look at the plush

36:08 >> He is unfaced. Oh, look at the plush Garries. You can win. I got to win a

36:09 Garries. You can win. I got to win a

36:10 Garries. You can win. I got to win a Gary. Look at this. It's a trackless

36:12 Gary. Look at this. It's a trackless

36:12 Gary. Look at this. It's a trackless ride system here. It's pretty

36:14 ride system here. It's pretty

36:14 ride system here. It's pretty interesting, man. Oh, look at Squidward.

36:18 interesting, man. Oh, look at Squidward.

36:18 interesting, man. Oh, look at Squidward. >> Sugar for prizes.

36:20 >> Sugar for prizes.

36:20 >> Sugar for prizes. >> Okay.

36:22 >> Okay.

36:22 >> Okay. All right. I'm tossing my basketballs

36:24 All right. I'm tossing my basketballs

36:24 All right. I'm tossing my basketballs here. Or my tomatoes, rather. Oh, I got

36:26 here. Or my tomatoes, rather. Oh, I got

36:26 here. Or my tomatoes, rather. Oh, I got plankton. Come on, Planton. You must be

36:29 plankton. Come on, Planton. You must be

36:29 plankton. Come on, Planton. You must be stuck. I'm not going to lie to you. I am

36:31 stuck. I'm not going to lie to you. I am

36:31 stuck. I'm not going to lie to you. I am terrible at this. What' you say? Pick up

36:33 terrible at this. What' you say? Pick up

36:33 terrible at this. What' you say? Pick up the pace.

36:40 >> Warning, Patrick's hosting the next

36:40 >> Warning, Patrick's hosting the next game.

36:42 game.

36:42 game. >> This is so random and so weird and such

36:44 >> This is so random and so weird and such

36:44 >> This is so random and so weird and such a strange feeling being alone on this

36:46 a strange feeling being alone on this

36:46 a strange feeling being alone on this ride. All right, let's see who we've got

36:48 ride. All right, let's see who we've got

36:48 ride. All right, let's see who we've got around the corner. Hey, it's Patrick.

36:53 around the corner. Hey, it's Patrick.

36:53 around the corner. Hey, it's Patrick. >> All right, I'm going to shoot the

36:54 >> All right, I'm going to shoot the

36:54 >> All right, I'm going to shoot the plates.

36:57 plates.

36:57 plates. I love that this could just be like an

36:59 I love that this could just be like an

36:59 I love that this could just be like an all screen thing. There's a couple of

37:02 all screen thing. There's a couple of

37:02 all screen thing. There's a couple of animatronics in here. Kind of loving the

37:04 animatronics in here. Kind of loving the

37:04 animatronics in here. Kind of loving the Spongebob ride vehicles, too. Look at

37:06 Spongebob ride vehicles, too. Look at

37:06 Spongebob ride vehicles, too. Look at this cotton candy down here. I love

37:08 this cotton candy down here. I love

37:08 this cotton candy down here. I love Bikini Botto. I'm so weird cuz I feel

37:10 Bikini Botto. I'm so weird cuz I feel

37:10 Bikini Botto. I'm so weird cuz I feel like I'm holding like a a TV remote with

37:12 like I'm holding like a a TV remote with

37:12 like I'm holding like a a TV remote with one button on it. All right, looks like

37:13 one button on it. All right, looks like

37:14 one button on it. All right, looks like we got Spongebob's ring toss coming up

37:16 we got Spongebob's ring toss coming up

37:16 we got Spongebob's ring toss coming up next. I'm ready. Tossing rings on Coral

37:20 next. I'm ready. Tossing rings on Coral

37:20 next. I'm ready. Tossing rings on Coral here. Let's see if I can catch Gary. I

37:22 here. Let's see if I can catch Gary. I

37:22 here. Let's see if I can catch Gary. I can't do it. What? What's wrong,

37:24 can't do it. What? What's wrong,

37:24 can't do it. What? What's wrong, Spongebob?

37:32 >> Get him.

37:32 >> Get him. >> Get him.

37:34 >> Get him. >> I have no idea what's happening, but I'm

37:36 >> I have no idea what's happening, but I'm

37:36 >> I have no idea what's happening, but I'm having fun. All alone in the weirdest

37:38 having fun. All alone in the weirdest

37:38 having fun. All alone in the weirdest ride in Las Vegas. I don't know what's

37:40 ride in Las Vegas. I don't know what's

37:40 ride in Las Vegas. I don't know what's going on. Woo! Spongebob,

37:52 >> that is so cool. Oh, it smells smells

37:52 >> that is so cool. Oh, it smells smells like Krabby Patties.

37:56 like Krabby Patties.

37:56 like Krabby Patties. But those Krabby Patties are causing me.

37:59 But those Krabby Patties are causing me.

37:59 But those Krabby Patties are causing me. >> It's better than that. Once I get this

38:02 >> It's better than that. Once I get this

38:02 >> It's better than that. Once I get this crabby patty back, nothing will stop me

38:05 crabby patty back, nothing will stop me

38:06 crabby patty back, nothing will stop me from learning the secret or

38:10 from learning the secret or

38:10 from learning the secret or got the Krabby Patties. All right, look

38:12 got the Krabby Patties. All right, look

38:12 got the Krabby Patties. All right, look at this. We're going into this little

38:13 at this. We're going into this little

38:13 at this. We're going into this little dome here. Little 3D experience like the

38:16 dome here. Little 3D experience like the

38:16 dome here. Little 3D experience like the Harry Potter. Oh, help me. This is over

38:19 Harry Potter. Oh, help me. This is over

38:19 Harry Potter. Oh, help me. This is over stimulating now.

38:21 stimulating now.

38:21 stimulating now. >> All right, let's shoot the land.

38:31 >> I think I did it. I think we might be at

38:31 >> I think I did it. I think we might be at the end here. All right, let's see what

38:33 the end here. All right, let's see what

38:33 the end here. All right, let's see what my score is.

38:36 my score is.

38:36 my score is. >> Hey, I got the fish. I'm the fish right

38:38 >> Hey, I got the fish. I'm the fish right

38:38 >> Hey, I got the fish. I'm the fish right there.

38:40 there.

38:40 there. >> 282,000.

38:43 >> 282,000.

38:43 >> 282,000. I'm pretty sure by default that makes me

38:45 I'm pretty sure by default that makes me

38:45 I'm pretty sure by default that makes me today's champion. Dude, how bizarre is

38:49 today's champion. Dude, how bizarre is

38:49 today's champion. Dude, how bizarre is this? All right, that's all she wrote.

38:52 this? All right, that's all she wrote.

38:52 this? All right, that's all she wrote. Dude, that's genuinely the most fun

38:53 Dude, that's genuinely the most fun

38:54 Dude, that's genuinely the most fun thing I've done all day. And since I

38:55 thing I've done all day. And since I

38:56 thing I've done all day. And since I found that $20 voucher, it was actually

38:58 found that $20 voucher, it was actually

38:58 found that $20 voucher, it was actually free. We just had a free ride on the

39:01 free. We just had a free ride on the

39:01 free. We just had a free ride on the Spongebob thing. All right, gang. Well,

39:03 Spongebob thing. All right, gang. Well,

39:03 Spongebob thing. All right, gang. Well, if Kisses by Fishes is closing up shop,

39:06 if Kisses by Fishes is closing up shop,

39:06 if Kisses by Fishes is closing up shop, I guess we will, too. I saw a lot more

39:07 I guess we will, too. I saw a lot more

39:07 I guess we will, too. I saw a lot more on today's adventure than I thought I

39:09 on today's adventure than I thought I

39:09 on today's adventure than I thought I was going to. was definitely a a fun

39:12 was going to. was definitely a a fun

39:12 was going to. was definitely a a fun experience. Experience so many different

39:15 experience. Experience so many different

39:15 experience. Experience so many different flavors of Las Vegas. I may or not be

39:17 flavors of Las Vegas. I may or not be

39:17 flavors of Las Vegas. I may or not be back in a couple of weeks, but there's

39:19 back in a couple of weeks, but there's

39:19 back in a couple of weeks, but there's some crazy adventures to have at home.

39:22 some crazy adventures to have at home.

39:22 some crazy adventures to have at home. So, this is it for this little quick run

39:24 So, this is it for this little quick run

39:24 So, this is it for this little quick run to Las Vegas. Been recovering from my

39:26 to Las Vegas. Been recovering from my

39:26 to Las Vegas. Been recovering from my little miniature hospital visit. I'll be

39:28 little miniature hospital visit. I'll be

39:28 little miniature hospital visit. I'll be going back eventually. Hopefully, not

39:31 going back eventually. Hopefully, not

39:31 going back eventually. Hopefully, not too soon. Oh, yeah. I got to go down

39:32 too soon. Oh, yeah. I got to go down

39:32 too soon. Oh, yeah. I got to go down this way. But anyways, this is the part

39:33 this way. But anyways, this is the part

39:33 this way. But anyways, this is the part of the video that's the most fun for

39:35 of the video that's the most fun for

39:35 of the video that's the most fun for everyone where I let you know that we

39:36 everyone where I let you know that we

39:36 everyone where I let you know that we have sick merch for sale. We also still

39:38 have sick merch for sale. We also still

39:38 have sick merch for sale. We also still have some Frights pins, our Halloween

39:40 have some Frights pins, our Halloween

39:40 have some Frights pins, our Halloween pins. You can still order my book and

39:41 pins. You can still order my book and

39:41 pins. You can still order my book and other such like things at randomland.com

39:44 other such like things at randomland.com

39:44 other such like things at randomland.com if you want to help out the show. And if

39:46 if you want to help out the show. And if

39:46 if you want to help out the show. And if you've been getting value out of these

39:47 you've been getting value out of these

39:48 you've been getting value out of these adventures and you really want to help

39:49 adventures and you really want to help

39:49 adventures and you really want to help keep the show on the road and especially

39:50 keep the show on the road and especially

39:50 keep the show on the road and especially get the show way out on the road for a

39:52 get the show way out on the road for a

39:52 get the show way out on the road for a lot more road trips on America's 250th

39:55 lot more road trips on America's 250th

39:55 lot more road trips on America's 250th birthday next year, the best way you can

39:57 birthday next year, the best way you can

39:57 birthday next year, the best way you can do that would be to join our Patreon. We

40:00 do that would be to join our Patreon. We

40:00 do that would be to join our Patreon. We definitely want to get as much America

40:03 definitely want to get as much America

40:03 definitely want to get as much America as possible into random land next year.

40:05 as possible into random land next year.

40:05 as possible into random land next year. But just for watching, just for hanging

40:06 But just for watching, just for hanging

40:06 But just for watching, just for hanging out, just for giving me your time and

40:07 out, just for giving me your time and

40:07 out, just for giving me your time and attention. I want to say thank you.

40:09 attention. I want to say thank you.

40:09 attention. I want to say thank you. >> You've done your duty. You can go home

40:12 >> You've done your duty. You can go home

40:12 >> You've done your duty. You can go home and sleep well.

40:53 Aoy land lovers and welcome to Mr. Krabs

40:53 Aoy land lovers and welcome to Mr. Krabs Carnival Games. And congratulations,

40:56 Carnival Games. And congratulations,

40:56 Carnival Games. And congratulations, you're going to help me get very, very

40:57 you're going to help me get very, very

40:58 you're going to help me get very, very rich. So, buy a ticket and have fun.

41:02 rich. So, buy a ticket and have fun.

41:02 rich. So, buy a ticket and have fun. Oh, when do I need this? You might need

41:04 Oh, when do I need this? You might need

41:04 Oh, when do I need this? You might need that. Carnival games will make me

41:07 that. Carnival games will make me

41:07 that. Carnival games will make me worried fat.

41:09 worried fat.

41:09 worried fat. >> Okay, maybe I'm crazy. Uh, but some of

41:12 >> Okay, maybe I'm crazy. Uh, but some of

41:12 >> Okay, maybe I'm crazy. Uh, but some of you Lost Vegas experts out there tell me

41:15 you Lost Vegas experts out there tell me

41:15 you Lost Vegas experts out there tell me 25 years ago when I was here, I feel

41:17 25 years ago when I was here, I feel

41:18 25 years ago when I was here, I feel like there was some weird sideshow thing

41:19 like there was some weird sideshow thing

41:19 like there was some weird sideshow thing with like an animatronic gorilla or like

41:21 with like an animatronic gorilla or like

41:21 with like an animatronic gorilla or like a gorilla that appeared in a mirror.

41:23 a gorilla that appeared in a mirror.

41:24 a gorilla that appeared in a mirror. Some kind of like look at the freak and

41:25 Some kind of like look at the freak and

41:25 Some kind of like look at the freak and then there'd be like a gorilla there. Am

41:27 then there'd be like a gorilla there. Am

41:27 then there'd be like a gorilla there. Am I crazy? You know what I'm talking

41:29 I crazy? You know what I'm talking

41:29 I crazy? You know what I'm talking about. Anyway, gang, it takes all sorts

41:31 about. Anyway, gang, it takes all sorts

41:31 about. Anyway, gang, it takes all sorts to make up a world and it takes all

41:33 to make up a world and it takes all

41:33 to make up a world and it takes all sorts of places to make up an America.

41:36 sorts of places to make up an America.

41:36 sorts of places to make up an America. This was a fun one. See you guys next

41:41 This was a fun one. See you guys next

41:41 This was a fun one. See you guys next time.

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