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Back outside and looking through antique weirdness!

Date: January 31, 2017 Duration: 9m 26s
FINALLY OUTSIDE! I've recovered enough to go wander around outside again! Hooray! Another Randomland Adventure! http://livefastdiepoor.spreadshirt.com http://patreon.com/justinscarred http://sometimesmob.com
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0:00 we're
0:01 we're back at the
0:04 back at the
0:04 back at the chiropractor get it it's a
0:08 chiropractor get it it's a
0:08 chiropractor get it it's a pun look at my face it's all
0:11 pun look at my face it's all
0:11 pun look at my face it's all overgrown oh like that little girl in
0:13 overgrown oh like that little girl in
0:13 overgrown oh like that little girl in the six sense I'm feeling much better
0:15 the six sense I'm feeling much better
0:15 the six sense I'm feeling much better now but my back has really it's got of
0:18 now but my back has really it's got of
0:18 now but my back has really it's got of worse mostly because probably I was
0:19 worse mostly because probably I was
0:19 worse mostly because probably I was laying in bed a lot being sick and now I
0:22 laying in bed a lot being sick and now I
0:22 laying in bed a lot being sick and now I need to come fix it before I do anything
0:23 need to come fix it before I do anything
0:24 need to come fix it before I do anything else including shaving off whatever this
0:27 else including shaving off whatever this
0:27 else including shaving off whatever this is I need to be healed and I don't an
0:30 is I need to be healed and I don't an
0:30 is I need to be healed and I don't an appointment so I hope this works
0:32 appointment so I hope this works
0:32 appointment so I hope this works out okay just
0:34 out okay just
0:34 out okay just waiting I was just thinking about how I
0:37 waiting I was just thinking about how I
0:37 waiting I was just thinking about how I have the worst posture but do I have
0:39 have the worst posture but do I have
0:39 have the worst posture but do I have terrible posture because of my bad back
0:41 terrible posture because of my bad back
0:41 terrible posture because of my bad back or do I have a bad back because of my
0:44 or do I have a bad back because of my
0:44 or do I have a bad back because of my terrible posture no one will ever know
0:48 terrible posture no one will ever know
0:48 terrible posture no one will ever know all right Justin's back in the chamber
0:51 all right Justin's back in the chamber
0:51 all right Justin's back in the chamber of Destiny wait that's already a thing
0:53 of Destiny wait that's already a thing
0:53 of Destiny wait that's already a thing and the Chamber of Secrets nope that's
0:55 and the Chamber of Secrets nope that's
0:55 and the Chamber of Secrets nope that's worse and the Chamber of they need more
0:58 worse and the Chamber of they need more
0:58 worse and the Chamber of they need more puns in here like when people show they
1:00 puns in here like when people show they
1:00 puns in here like when people show they should be like what's cracking and when
1:02 should be like what's cracking and when
1:02 should be like what's cracking and when people ask how much Chiropractic costs
1:04 people ask how much Chiropractic costs
1:04 people ask how much Chiropractic costs they should be like it's only five bucks
1:05 they should be like it's only five bucks
1:06 they should be like it's only five bucks a pop it's super cool that they have
1:08 a pop it's super cool that they have
1:08 a pop it's super cool that they have Hannibal lector's dolly in here hello
1:11 Hannibal lector's dolly in here hello
1:11 Hannibal lector's dolly in here hello Clarice I am Hannibal Lector I do a
1:15 Clarice I am Hannibal Lector I do a
1:15 Clarice I am Hannibal Lector I do a terrible Hannibal Lector oh cool you can
1:17 terrible Hannibal Lector oh cool you can
1:17 terrible Hannibal Lector oh cool you can get scoliosis here would you like to buy
1:19 get scoliosis here would you like to buy
1:19 get scoliosis here would you like to buy some sports Oh I thought of another one
1:21 some sports Oh I thought of another one
1:21 some sports Oh I thought of another one this is where we get back to 100% and
1:24 this is where we get back to 100% and
1:24 this is where we get back to 100% and missing your appointment is a real pain
1:26 missing your appointment is a real pain
1:26 missing your appointment is a real pain in the neck I can be very punny doctor
1:30 in the neck I can be very punny doctor
1:30 in the neck I can be very punny doctor hey what's Brian
1:40 why I'm Healed or at least I'm on the PA
1:40 why I'm Healed or at least I'm on the PA I'm on the path to
1:48 Healing oh my gosh I feel so much better
1:48 Healing oh my gosh I feel so much better now now I just need to go home and get
1:51 now now I just need to go home and get
1:51 now now I just need to go home and get this weird scratchy stuff off my face
1:55 this weird scratchy stuff off my face
1:55 this weird scratchy stuff off my face it's time to shower scrub and shave
1:57 it's time to shower scrub and shave
1:57 it's time to shower scrub and shave cleanly Boys Don't misbehave be right
1:59 cleanly Boys Don't misbehave be right
1:59 cleanly Boys Don't misbehave be right back
2:07 oh I've got my face back now I'm ready
2:07 oh I've got my face back now I'm ready to go outside again and I got to tell
2:09 to go outside again and I got to tell
2:09 to go outside again and I got to tell you this could not have happened too
2:11 you this could not have happened too
2:11 you this could not have happened too soon I spent so much time inside staring
2:13 soon I spent so much time inside staring
2:13 soon I spent so much time inside staring at bill here that I actually painted a
2:15 at bill here that I actually painted a
2:15 at bill here that I actually painted a painting of Bill it's cool we're friends
2:18 painting of Bill it's cool we're friends
2:18 painting of Bill it's cool we're friends I have no idea what I'm going to do with
2:19 I have no idea what I'm going to do with
2:19 I have no idea what I'm going to do with that oh my gosh it feels so so good just
2:24 that oh my gosh it feels so so good just
2:24 that oh my gosh it feels so so good just to be
2:26 to be
2:26 to be outside there's just something about the
2:29 outside there's just something about the
2:29 outside there's just something about the orange Circle that I love so much the
2:32 orange Circle that I love so much the
2:32 orange Circle that I love so much the fresh air the architecture the Antiques
2:35 fresh air the architecture the Antiques
2:35 fresh air the architecture the Antiques while I was sick I was thinking a lot
2:36 while I was sick I was thinking a lot
2:36 while I was sick I was thinking a lot about how I check the mail and I was
2:38 about how I check the mail and I was
2:38 about how I check the mail and I was thinking there's got to be a better way
2:39 thinking there's got to be a better way
2:39 thinking there's got to be a better way than bringing home all the mail and
2:40 than bringing home all the mail and
2:40 than bringing home all the mail and throwing it on the floor so I'm looking
2:42 throwing it on the floor so I'm looking
2:42 throwing it on the floor so I'm looking for a mailbox oh and weird coincidence
2:45 for a mailbox oh and weird coincidence
2:45 for a mailbox oh and weird coincidence look at this record Here song of the
2:47 look at this record Here song of the
2:47 look at this record Here song of the Barefoot mailman
2:50 Barefoot mailman
2:50 Barefoot mailman weird ah New Orleans Square concept
2:54 weird ah New Orleans Square concept
2:54 weird ah New Orleans Square concept artwork it turned out mostly just like
2:55 artwork it turned out mostly just like
2:55 artwork it turned out mostly just like the concept look at there's Pirates
2:57 the concept look at there's Pirates
2:57 the concept look at there's Pirates there's all the buildings for Club 33
2:59 there's all the buildings for Club 33
2:59 there's all the buildings for Club 33 over there of course later they built
3:01 over there of course later they built
3:01 over there of course later they built that whole bridge in front of pirate so
3:02 that whole bridge in front of pirate so
3:02 that whole bridge in front of pirate so it looks a little different now also
3:03 it looks a little different now also
3:03 it looks a little different now also there's way less nuns there than I think
3:05 there's way less nuns there than I think
3:05 there's way less nuns there than I think they were planning I mean they've got
3:06 they were planning I mean they've got
3:07 they were planning I mean they've got some nuns just not that many no
3:10 some nuns just not that many no
3:10 some nuns just not that many no mailboxes yet I did find this awesome
3:12 mailboxes yet I did find this awesome
3:12 mailboxes yet I did find this awesome stove maybe from the Carousel of
3:14 stove maybe from the Carousel of
3:14 stove maybe from the Carousel of Progress it's just too bad I already
3:16 Progress it's just too bad I already
3:16 Progress it's just too bad I already have a stove for you would be mine
3:19 have a stove for you would be mine
3:19 have a stove for you would be mine sweetheart oo that is cool I've never
3:22 sweetheart oo that is cool I've never
3:22 sweetheart oo that is cool I've never seen one of those
3:25 seen one of those
3:25 seen one of those before my favorite part is the top Fun
3:27 before my favorite part is the top Fun
3:27 before my favorite part is the top Fun Works decided to advertise by saying
3:30 Works decided to advertise by saying
3:30 Works decided to advertise by saying relive the movie
3:32 relive the movie
3:32 relive the movie action plenty of typewriters and
3:34 action plenty of typewriters and
3:34 action plenty of typewriters and snowshoes but no mailboxes I should
3:37 snowshoes but no mailboxes I should
3:37 snowshoes but no mailboxes I should actually be more specific I'm not just
3:39 actually be more specific I'm not just
3:39 actually be more specific I'm not just looking for like a mailbox that you
3:41 looking for like a mailbox that you
3:41 looking for like a mailbox that you stick on a pole not like a letter box
3:43 stick on a pole not like a letter box
3:43 stick on a pole not like a letter box I'm talking about like a big blue
3:45 I'm talking about like a big blue
3:45 I'm talking about like a big blue mailbox on the curb you know one of
3:47 mailbox on the curb you know one of
3:47 mailbox on the curb you know one of those things you drive up to and put
3:48 those things you drive up to and put
3:48 those things you drive up to and put your mail inside of oh and don't get me
3:50 your mail inside of oh and don't get me
3:50 your mail inside of oh and don't get me wrong I know that there's a 10,000 to
3:52 wrong I know that there's a 10,000 to
3:52 wrong I know that there's a 10,000 to one chance that I'll ever find one down
3:53 one chance that I'll ever find one down
3:53 one chance that I'll ever find one down here but I honestly have found weirder
3:55 here but I honestly have found weirder
3:55 here but I honestly have found weirder stuff in the orange circle so it's worth
3:57 stuff in the orange circle so it's worth
3:57 stuff in the orange circle so it's worth a look I usually have pretty good luck
3:59 a look I usually have pretty good luck
3:59 a look I usually have pretty good luck finding some unusual things in this
4:01 finding some unusual things in this
4:01 finding some unusual things in this store for example what the heck is that
4:04 store for example what the heck is that
4:04 store for example what the heck is that it's not wack-a-mole or a flower cart
4:07 it's not wack-a-mole or a flower cart
4:07 it's not wack-a-mole or a flower cart this thing would be perfect for shooting
4:08 this thing would be perfect for shooting
4:09 this thing would be perfect for shooting thousands of bottle rockets out of that
4:10 thousands of bottle rockets out of that
4:11 thousands of bottle rockets out of that would be perfect for the 4th of July but
4:13 would be perfect for the 4th of July but
4:13 would be perfect for the 4th of July but it's not a mailbox there's some other
4:14 it's not a mailbox there's some other
4:14 it's not a mailbox there's some other stuff that I'm interested in finding as
4:16 stuff that I'm interested in finding as
4:16 stuff that I'm interested in finding as well so I'm keeping my eyes open for
4:18 well so I'm keeping my eyes open for
4:18 well so I'm keeping my eyes open for anything unusual and as usual I've
4:21 anything unusual and as usual I've
4:21 anything unusual and as usual I've noticed something scary dude look at
4:24 noticed something scary dude look at
4:24 noticed something scary dude look at that that is the most terrifying version
4:27 that that is the most terrifying version
4:27 that that is the most terrifying version of Bugs Bunny I've ever seen oh it looks
4:29 of Bugs Bunny I've ever seen oh it looks
4:29 of Bugs Bunny I've ever seen oh it looks cute at first and then look a little
4:31 cute at first and then look a little
4:31 cute at first and then look a little closer and a little closer why does he
4:34 closer and a little closer why does he
4:34 closer and a little closer why does he look so angry ma'am put your dress back
4:36 look so angry ma'am put your dress back
4:36 look so angry ma'am put your dress back on Angry bugs also there's a doll from
4:41 on Angry bugs also there's a doll from
4:41 on Angry bugs also there's a doll from bun booy you know that abandoned burger
4:43 bun booy you know that abandoned burger
4:43 bun booy you know that abandoned burger restaurant and hotel on the way to Death
4:45 restaurant and hotel on the way to Death
4:45 restaurant and hotel on the way to Death Valley bun boy see something new every
4:47 Valley bun boy see something new every
4:47 Valley bun boy see something new every time you come down here there are
4:49 time you come down here there are
4:49 time you come down here there are actually quite a few new booths down
4:51 actually quite a few new booths down
4:51 actually quite a few new booths down here and a lot of stuff that's just what
4:54 here and a lot of stuff that's just what
4:54 here and a lot of stuff that's just what is that they've also moved a lot of
4:56 is that they've also moved a lot of
4:56 is that they've also moved a lot of stuff around look up there hey buddy
4:58 stuff around look up there hey buddy
4:58 stuff around look up there hey buddy it's the Elvis store they are just never
5:01 it's the Elvis store they are just never
5:01 it's the Elvis store they are just never going to sell that it was in the other
5:03 going to sell that it was in the other
5:03 going to sell that it was in the other room for years it's almost just part of
5:05 room for years it's almost just part of
5:05 room for years it's almost just part of the building now I really want to know
5:07 the building now I really want to know
5:07 the building now I really want to know what that car looked like before they
5:09 what that car looked like before they
5:09 what that car looked like before they took the door off ooh a boat thing and a
5:12 took the door off ooh a boat thing and a
5:12 took the door off ooh a boat thing and a light up
5:13 light up
5:13 light up globe and a ball pen hammer and a very
5:19 globe and a ball pen hammer and a very
5:19 globe and a ball pen hammer and a very Rusty Guillotine also this thing of
5:24 Rusty Guillotine also this thing of
5:24 Rusty Guillotine also this thing of blades that looks like the scariest
5:26 blades that looks like the scariest
5:26 blades that looks like the scariest brass knuckles of all time you could
5:28 brass knuckles of all time you could
5:28 brass knuckles of all time you could build a lot of really good booby traps
5:30 build a lot of really good booby traps
5:30 build a lot of really good booby traps with this stuff I've never seen a booth
5:32 with this stuff I've never seen a booth
5:32 with this stuff I've never seen a booth that it would be so easy to chop your
5:33 that it would be so easy to chop your
5:33 that it would be so easy to chop your fingers off from the products in it or
5:35 fingers off from the products in it or
5:35 fingers off from the products in it or get cutness so thumbs up oo vintage wood
5:39 get cutness so thumbs up oo vintage wood
5:39 get cutness so thumbs up oo vintage wood cutout Santa I wish it was Christmas I
5:41 cutout Santa I wish it was Christmas I
5:41 cutout Santa I wish it was Christmas I would buy this Santa oh wait a minute
5:46 would buy this Santa oh wait a minute
5:46 would buy this Santa oh wait a minute $145 I would like this wood Santa but
5:49 $145 I would like this wood Santa but
5:49 $145 I would like this wood Santa but $144 that's a h i don't know we'll put
5:53 $144 that's a h i don't know we'll put
5:53 $144 that's a h i don't know we'll put that down in the maybe column woodro
5:55 that down in the maybe column woodro
5:55 that down in the maybe column woodro Wilson doc Brown's plutonium case they
5:58 Wilson doc Brown's plutonium case they
5:58 Wilson doc Brown's plutonium case they may not have a mailbox in here here but
6:00 may not have a mailbox in here here but
6:00 may not have a mailbox in here here but they pretty much have everything else
6:01 they pretty much have everything else
6:01 they pretty much have everything else there is a fake wooden foot for
6:03 there is a fake wooden foot for
6:03 there is a fake wooden foot for stretching shoes right there Mr Dapper's
6:06 stretching shoes right there Mr Dapper's
6:06 stretching shoes right there Mr Dapper's cousin he looks more spry than ever what
6:09 cousin he looks more spry than ever what
6:09 cousin he looks more spry than ever what the heck is going on what is this this
6:13 the heck is going on what is this this
6:13 the heck is going on what is this this guy is getting his brain tattooed by
6:15 guy is getting his brain tattooed by
6:15 guy is getting his brain tattooed by this contraption admittedly these are
6:17 this contraption admittedly these are
6:17 this contraption admittedly these are two different pieces but they should be
6:19 two different pieces but they should be
6:19 two different pieces but they should be sold as a set art oh man forever they
6:23 sold as a set art oh man forever they
6:23 sold as a set art oh man forever they had a big pul string peeee right here
6:25 had a big pul string peeee right here
6:25 had a big pul string peeee right here and a cherry the big ones you know I
6:28 and a cherry the big ones you know I
6:28 and a cherry the big ones you know I thought I could come and snag it but
6:29 thought I could come and snag it but
6:30 thought I could come and snag it but finally when I was like I want to go get
6:31 finally when I was like I want to go get
6:31 finally when I was like I want to go get that it's gone they have one of those
6:33 that it's gone they have one of those
6:33 that it's gone they have one of those big ventriloquist dummy peees in here
6:35 big ventriloquist dummy peees in here
6:35 big ventriloquist dummy peees in here still 83 bucks a little out of my leag
6:38 still 83 bucks a little out of my leag
6:38 still 83 bucks a little out of my leag at the moment but I want it ah Temple of
6:40 at the moment but I want it ah Temple of
6:40 at the moment but I want it ah Temple of Doom
6:43 Doom
6:43 Doom lunchbox oh my gosh and this Magic
6:46 lunchbox oh my gosh and this Magic
6:46 lunchbox oh my gosh and this Magic Kingdom lunch box that is kind of
6:49 Kingdom lunch box that is kind of
6:49 Kingdom lunch box that is kind of amazing I can see why people collect
6:51 amazing I can see why people collect
6:51 amazing I can see why people collect those
6:52 those
6:52 those oo hey didn't I see you and Guardians of
6:55 oo hey didn't I see you and Guardians of
6:55 oo hey didn't I see you and Guardians of the Galaxy I did all the Disney fans are
6:58 the Galaxy I did all the Disney fans are
6:58 the Galaxy I did all the Disney fans are so mad at you they cut off your head
7:01 so mad at you they cut off your head
7:01 so mad at you they cut off your head here maybe this will make you feel
7:03 here maybe this will make you feel
7:03 here maybe this will make you feel better actually I need that back looks
7:06 better actually I need that back looks
7:06 better actually I need that back looks better on me this right here looks like
7:08 better on me this right here looks like
7:08 better on me this right here looks like Ron Swanson made a high chair this is
7:10 Ron Swanson made a high chair this is
7:10 Ron Swanson made a high chair this is probably perfectly safe no problem at
7:14 probably perfectly safe no problem at
7:14 probably perfectly safe no problem at all oh my gosh there's a naked man in
7:16 all oh my gosh there's a naked man in
7:16 all oh my gosh there's a naked man in the store Sirah Sirah excuse me sirar
7:19 the store Sirah Sirah excuse me sirar
7:19 the store Sirah Sirah excuse me sirar this is not the way to get ahead oh it's
7:21 this is not the way to get ahead oh it's
7:21 this is not the way to get ahead oh it's a mannequin and it's all made out of
7:24 a mannequin and it's all made out of
7:24 a mannequin and it's all made out of plastic I would totally buy this thing
7:26 plastic I would totally buy this thing
7:26 plastic I would totally buy this thing but it costs an arm and a leg no mailbox
7:28 but it costs an arm and a leg no mailbox
7:28 but it costs an arm and a leg no mailbox no mailbox no mailbox wo just wo more
7:34 no mailbox no mailbox wo just wo more
7:34 no mailbox no mailbox wo just wo more typewriters no mailbox
7:38 typewriters no mailbox
7:38 typewriters no mailbox W that is awesome and terrifying oh why
7:44 W that is awesome and terrifying oh why
7:44 W that is awesome and terrifying oh why something for Grandma well I didn't find
7:47 something for Grandma well I didn't find
7:47 something for Grandma well I didn't find exactly what I was looking for but
7:49 exactly what I was looking for but
7:49 exactly what I was looking for but that's okay in the end what is it we're
7:52 that's okay in the end what is it we're
7:52 that's okay in the end what is it we're all really looking for anyways oh yeah
7:54 all really looking for anyways oh yeah
7:54 all really looking for anyways oh yeah it was a mailbox H check out this sign
7:56 it was a mailbox H check out this sign
7:56 it was a mailbox H check out this sign down here though W look at this life is
7:58 down here though W look at this life is
7:58 down here though W look at this life is too short short to wear barding clothes
8:01 too short short to wear barding clothes
8:01 too short short to wear barding clothes these people either want us to be nude
8:03 these people either want us to be nude
8:03 these people either want us to be nude or they want you to check out livefast
8:04 or they want you to check out livefast
8:04 or they want you to check out livefast die. sprint.com well I may not have
8:07 die. sprint.com well I may not have
8:07 die. sprint.com well I may not have found exactly what I'm looking for but
8:09 found exactly what I'm looking for but
8:09 found exactly what I'm looking for but there's always tomorrow it's amazing
8:11 there's always tomorrow it's amazing
8:11 there's always tomorrow it's amazing after you're sick how little energy your
8:14 after you're sick how little energy your
8:14 after you're sick how little energy your body has and speaking of being sick I
8:17 body has and speaking of being sick I
8:17 body has and speaking of being sick I better go home now because I may or may
8:19 better go home now because I may or may
8:19 better go home now because I may or may not have given my girlfriend the
8:21 not have given my girlfriend the
8:21 not have given my girlfriend the sickness so a short Adventure today
8:24 sickness so a short Adventure today
8:24 sickness so a short Adventure today believe me after like 5 days of laying
8:26 believe me after like 5 days of laying
8:26 believe me after like 5 days of laying down and being in the house and trying
8:27 down and being in the house and trying
8:27 down and being in the house and trying not to be sick and blowing your nose
8:29 not to be sick and blowing your nose
8:29 not to be sick and blowing your nose over and over and over again just being
8:32 over and over and over again just being
8:32 over and over and over again just being outside feels like an adventure go home
8:35 outside feels like an adventure go home
8:35 outside feels like an adventure go home and probably make her some soup and
8:38 and probably make her some soup and
8:38 and probably make her some soup and that's not a euphemism that's just I got
8:39 that's not a euphemism that's just I got
8:39 that's not a euphemism that's just I got to make her some soup
8:41 to make her some soup
8:41 to make her some soup [Music]
9:21 hello hi I got you Jack in the Box tacos
9:21 hello hi I got you Jack in the Box tacos a it'll cure your cold yeah I don't know
9:24 a it'll cure your cold yeah I don't know
9:24 a it'll cure your cold yeah I don't know how to make soup