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you scy scum and bring me c Jack minute
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you scy scum and bring me c Jack minute be Cent here to what the heck is this
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be Cent here to what the heck is this
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be Cent here to what the heck is this what the heck is this it's a giant
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what the heck is this it's a giant
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what the heck is this it's a giant pirate ship waa and there's a fort over
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pirate ship waa and there's a fort over
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pirate ship waa and there's a fort over here oh they're shooting cannons there
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here oh they're shooting cannons there
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here oh they're shooting cannons there cannons shooting at me oh my gosh hey
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cannons shooting at me oh my gosh hey
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cannons shooting at me oh my gosh hey hey I'm innocent I didn't do anything
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hey I'm innocent I didn't do anything
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hey I'm innocent I didn't do anything I'm not a part of this hey wo wo now
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I'm not a part of this hey wo wo now
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I'm not a part of this hey wo wo now calm down we don't need a resort to
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calm down we don't need a resort to
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calm down we don't need a resort to violence oh wait a minute right coming
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violence oh wait a minute right coming
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violence oh wait a minute right coming that's not a real pirate ship wait we're
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that's not a real pirate ship wait we're
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that's not a real pirate ship wait we're inside of Pirates of the Caribbean and
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inside of Pirates of the Caribbean and
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inside of Pirates of the Caribbean and it's the sometimes Vlog it's a vog that
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it's the sometimes Vlog it's a vog that
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it's the sometimes Vlog it's a vog that happens sometimes look at that behind me
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happens sometimes look at that behind me
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happens sometimes look at that behind me a giant crazy pirate ship welcome back
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a giant crazy pirate ship welcome back
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a giant crazy pirate ship welcome back everybody to the sometimes vog after
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everybody to the sometimes vog after
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everybody to the sometimes vog after midnight inside of Pirates of the
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midnight inside of Pirates of the
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midnight inside of Pirates of the Caribbean Edition there's no one in the
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Caribbean Edition there's no one in the
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Caribbean Edition there's no one in the boat behind me nobody in the boat in
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boat behind me nobody in the boat in
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boat behind me nobody in the boat in front of me and I can be as loud and
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front of me and I can be as loud and
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front of me and I can be as loud and obnoxious as I want inside of Walt
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obnoxious as I want inside of Walt
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obnoxious as I want inside of Walt Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean look
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Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean look
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Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean look at this scene here
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at this scene here
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at this scene here see all these dudes waiting and Carlos
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see all these dudes waiting and Carlos
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see all these dudes waiting and Carlos is being drown in the
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is being drown in the
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is being drown in the well this is my favorite Disney
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well this is my favorite Disney
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well this is my favorite Disney character right here you see him right
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character right here you see him right
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character right here you see him right there the flst look it they have a flute
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there the flst look it they have a flute
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there the flst look it they have a flute player
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player
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player here whenever they drown Carlos this
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here whenever they drown Carlos this
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here whenever they drown Carlos this hook-handed pirate here says pipe the
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hook-handed pirate here says pipe the
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hook-handed pirate here says pipe the lover Al M and the flute player plays
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lover Al M and the flute player plays
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lover Al M and the flute player plays that is my favorite character and the
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that is my favorite character and the
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that is my favorite character and the reason is why in the world would you
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reason is why in the world would you
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reason is why in the world would you travel around and spend your limitedon
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travel around and spend your limitedon
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travel around and spend your limitedon resources on keeping a flute player in
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resources on keeping a flute player in
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resources on keeping a flute player in the boat everyone loves this scene of
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the boat everyone loves this scene of
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the boat everyone loves this scene of course red cargo de show your side the
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course red cargo de show your side the
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course red cargo de show your side the these guys I love the random Chinese guy
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these guys I love the random Chinese guy
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these guys I love the random Chinese guy up at the top too oh and here we go one
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up at the top too oh and here we go one
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up at the top too oh and here we go one of the most controversial scenes of
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of the most controversial scenes of
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of the most controversial scenes of Pirates of the Caribbean the old pooped
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Pirates of the Caribbean the old pooped
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Pirates of the Caribbean the old pooped pirate here who was too tired to chase
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pirate here who was too tired to chase
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pirate here who was too tired to chase the Ladi now he's just chilling being
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the Ladi now he's just chilling being
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the Ladi now he's just chilling being creeped on by none other than the
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creeped on by none other than the
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creeped on by none other than the original Johnny
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original Johnny
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original Johnny je is that really him he looks so real I
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je is that really him he looks so real I
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je is that really him he looks so real I want to touch him not in a creepy way or
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want to touch him not in a creepy way or
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want to touch him not in a creepy way or anything though look at this this is
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anything though look at this this is
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anything though look at this this is probably the most changed scene in
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probably the most changed scene in
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probably the most changed scene in Pirates right here that guy right there
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Pirates right here that guy right there
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Pirates right here that guy right there used to be being chased by the large
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used to be being chased by the large
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used to be being chased by the large lady and the joke was that she was
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lady and the joke was that she was
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lady and the joke was that she was chubby and couldn't get herself a man
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chubby and couldn't get herself a man
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chubby and couldn't get herself a man then that was deemed too offensive oh
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then that was deemed too offensive oh
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then that was deemed too offensive oh look at this old Bill he's my spirit
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animal I feel like old bill would be me
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animal I feel like old bill would be me as a pirate cuz instead of chasing
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as a pirate cuz instead of chasing
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as a pirate cuz instead of chasing skirts and running around looking for
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skirts and running around looking for
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skirts and running around looking for gold he's like I just want to sit here
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gold he's like I just want to sit here
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gold he's like I just want to sit here and pet the nice kitties I'm a good guy
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and pet the nice kitties I'm a good guy
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and pet the nice kitties I'm a good guy oh here we go look at this the pirate
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oh here we go look at this the pirate
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oh here we go look at this the pirate [Applause]
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[Applause]
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[Applause] [Music]
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[Music]
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[Music] band the dog he always chimes
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band the dog he always chimes
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band the dog he always chimes in I never noticed that until my friends
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in I never noticed that until my friends
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in I never noticed that until my friends Dorothy and Alexa pointed that out for
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Dorothy and Alexa pointed that out for
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Dorothy and Alexa pointed that out for years I rode this ride never noticed ah
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years I rode this ride never noticed ah
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years I rode this ride never noticed ah and now the finale the burning Town
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and now the finale the burning Town
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and now the finale the burning Town scene this is pretty cool guys I'm about
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scene this is pretty cool guys I'm about
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scene this is pretty cool guys I'm about to head out onto a
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to head out onto a
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to head out onto a trip and this might be the last time I
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trip and this might be the last time I
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trip and this might be the last time I get to ride Pirates it's after midnight
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get to ride Pirates it's after midnight
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get to ride Pirates it's after midnight I went around on one round and then the
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I went around on one round and then the
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I went around on one round and then the cool cast members actually let me go
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cool cast members actually let me go
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cool cast members actually let me go again they're like you want to go again
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again they're like you want to go again
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again they're like you want to go again one more time so I am on my second round
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one more time so I am on my second round
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one more time so I am on my second round of pirates no one in front of me no one
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of pirates no one in front of me no one
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of pirates no one in front of me no one behind me total freedom to be loud and
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behind me total freedom to be loud and
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behind me total freedom to be loud and obnoxious and crazy and so I thought why
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obnoxious and crazy and so I thought why
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obnoxious and crazy and so I thought why not have an extra magical bonus edition
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not have an extra magical bonus edition
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not have an extra magical bonus edition some oh it's dark in here what is that
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some oh it's dark in here what is that
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some oh it's dark in here what is that what's this extra magic sometimes Vlog
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what's this extra magic sometimes Vlog
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what's this extra magic sometimes Vlog now this is very different from Walt
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now this is very different from Walt
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now this is very different from Walt Disney World first of all we have a
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Disney World first of all we have a
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Disney World first of all we have a whole long beginning section to our ride
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whole long beginning section to our ride
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whole long beginning section to our ride that you don't have that I totally
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that you don't have that I totally
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that you don't have that I totally didn't show you but it's
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didn't show you but it's
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didn't show you but it's okay then like you guys we have
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this can't you reach any fur St build
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this can't you reach any fur St build but then when you look to uh your left
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but then when you look to uh your left
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but then when you look to uh your left at while Disney World right here you'd
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at while Disney World right here you'd
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at while Disney World right here you'd be seeing a huge treasure room with Jack
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be seeing a huge treasure room with Jack
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be seeing a huge treasure room with Jack Sparrow and here as you can see you have
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Sparrow and here as you can see you have
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Sparrow and here as you can see you have nothing we instead have this room full
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nothing we instead have this room full
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nothing we instead have this room full of burning and smoldering Embers and
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of burning and smoldering Embers and
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of burning and smoldering Embers and Timbers all moving around and creaking
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Timbers all moving around and creaking
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Timbers all moving around and creaking and Furniture looks like it's going to
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and Furniture looks like it's going to
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and Furniture looks like it's going to drop on you and it looks like you're
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drop on you and it looks like you're
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drop on you and it looks like you're underground in the sewer it's that's
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underground in the sewer it's that's
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underground in the sewer it's that's going to fall in your head and hurt your
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going to fall in your head and hurt your
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going to fall in your head and hurt your brain and smack you right in the face
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brain and smack you right in the face
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brain and smack you right in the face now right here you can see look at these
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now right here you can see look at these
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now right here you can see look at these can you see at least the burning embers
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can you see at least the burning embers
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can you see at least the burning embers of that that to
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of that that to
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of that that to me in my head as a kid that looks so
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me in my head as a kid that looks so
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me in my head as a kid that looks so realistic to me even today that as a kid
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realistic to me even today that as a kid
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realistic to me even today that as a kid I always smelled a burning smell when
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I always smelled a burning smell when
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I always smelled a burning smell when you go to Epcot there's a burning of the
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you go to Epcot there's a burning of the
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you go to Epcot there's a burning of the Rome burning of Rome in spaceship earth
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Rome burning of Rome in spaceship earth
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Rome burning of Rome in spaceship earth smell it here you can't it was all in my
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smell it here you can't it was all in my
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smell it here you can't it was all in my head look at
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this three on one this dude is my
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this three on one this dude is my freaking hero look at this guy he's all
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freaking hero look at this guy he's all
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freaking hero look at this guy he's all alone hold that's right buddy hey you
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alone hold that's right buddy hey you
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alone hold that's right buddy hey you three pick on someone your own size be
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three pick on someone your own size be
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three pick on someone your own size be fair by the way this guy's leaning on a
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fair by the way this guy's leaning on a
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fair by the way this guy's leaning on a little pole that comes out of this thing
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little pole that comes out of this thing
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little pole that comes out of this thing he's not just floating there people
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he's not just floating there people
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he's not just floating there people think he's just floating there but it's
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think he's just floating there but it's
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think he's just floating there but it's not
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not
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not true anyways I always thought I could
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true anyways I always thought I could
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true anyways I always thought I could actually smell burning wood in there
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actually smell burning wood in there
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actually smell burning wood in there turns out no all right now here's our
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turns out no all right now here's our
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turns out no all right now here's our Johnny Depp devil in black she
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really drink up legs there's treasure
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really drink up legs there's treasure enough for
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enough for
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enough for all I shall take this porry sound as a
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all I shall take this porry sound as a
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all I shall take this porry sound as a start to cover my expensive now that is
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start to cover my expensive now that is
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start to cover my expensive now that is one of the most often breaking down
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one of the most often breaking down
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one of the most often breaking down animatronics at
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animatronics at
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animatronics at Disneyland he's always looking crazy as
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Disneyland he's always looking crazy as
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Disneyland he's always looking crazy as hairs getting crazy or his hands getting
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hairs getting crazy or his hands getting
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hairs getting crazy or his hands getting crazy but today he looks pretty good and
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crazy but today he looks pretty good and
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crazy but today he looks pretty good and look at those you see those eyes in the
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look at those you see those eyes in the
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look at those you see those eyes in the background those rat eyes those glowing
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background those rat eyes those glowing
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background those rat eyes those glowing rat eyes I love those things I wish
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rat eyes I love those things I wish
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rat eyes I love those things I wish someone would make me a set of glowing
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someone would make me a set of glowing
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someone would make me a set of glowing rat eyes anyway you got to please
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rat eyes anyway you got to please
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rat eyes anyway you got to please forgive the crudity of this Vlog I
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forgive the crudity of this Vlog I
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forgive the crudity of this Vlog I didn't have time to build it to scale or
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didn't have time to build it to scale or
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didn't have time to build it to scale or to paint it just a totally random
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to paint it just a totally random
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to paint it just a totally random experience where nobody was on the boats
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experience where nobody was on the boats
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experience where nobody was on the boats behind me nobody was on the boat in
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behind me nobody was on the boat in
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behind me nobody was on the boat in front of me I knew I could be as loud
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front of me I knew I could be as loud
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front of me I knew I could be as loud and abnoxious as I want and I've never
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and abnoxious as I want and I've never
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and abnoxious as I want and I've never vlogged
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vlogged
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vlogged on Pirates of the Caribbean uh because I
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on Pirates of the Caribbean uh because I
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on Pirates of the Caribbean uh because I never want to bug anybody I'm always
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never want to bug anybody I'm always
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never want to bug anybody I'm always sitting in the boat quietly talking to
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sitting in the boat quietly talking to
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sitting in the boat quietly talking to Periscope or very quietly talking to
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Periscope or very quietly talking to
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Periscope or very quietly talking to myself or very quietly talking to
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myself or very quietly talking to
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myself or very quietly talking to someone else or just maybe being quiet
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someone else or just maybe being quiet
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someone else or just maybe being quiet sometimes and uh this time hold out to
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sometimes and uh this time hold out to
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sometimes and uh this time hold out to myself why
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myself why
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myself why not can spread yourself out and enjoy
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not can spread yourself out and enjoy
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not can spread yourself out and enjoy yourself look at that
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yourself look at that
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yourself look at that wonderful
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doing he can't complain it's cool look
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doing he can't complain it's cool look at this the doors tell no taes dead men
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at this the doors tell no taes dead men
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at this the doors tell no taes dead men what tell no tails dead men have no
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what tell no tails dead men have no
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what tell no tails dead men have no tails what you can see behind me the
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tails what you can see behind me the
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tails what you can see behind me the doors are closed Pirates is closed
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doors are closed Pirates is closed
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doors are closed Pirates is closed Disneyland is closed and now we're
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Disneyland is closed and now we're
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Disneyland is closed and now we're coming to the dock all alone all by
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coming to the dock all alone all by
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coming to the dock all alone all by ourselves see you later pully sorry I
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ourselves see you later pully sorry I
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ourselves see you later pully sorry I didn't have a cracker for you this time
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didn't have a cracker for you this time
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didn't have a cracker for you this time anyway back to the Feats Landing and out
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anyway back to the Feats Landing and out
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anyway back to the Feats Landing and out to the park I've done my duty we can all
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to the park I've done my duty we can all
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to the park I've done my duty we can all go home and sleep well thanks for
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go home and sleep well thanks for
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go home and sleep well thanks for watching maybe someday we'll get the
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watching maybe someday we'll get the
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watching maybe someday we'll get the entire ride on the Vlog think about it
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entire ride on the Vlog think about it
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entire ride on the Vlog think about it see you later live port at spread.com
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see you later live port at spread.com
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see you later live port at spread.com prepare to m