Justin Scarred + Tyler Evans + Antiques = Nonsense

0:04 Look at this. Despite all my rage, I am

0:04 Look at this. Despite all my rage, I am still just a bird in a cage.

0:08 still just a bird in a cage.

0:08 still just a bird in a cage. Right.

0:08 Right.

0:08 Right. Yeah.

0:09 Yeah.

0:09 Yeah. That's how it goes, right?

0:10 That's how it goes, right?

0:10 That's how it goes, right? I Yep. Totes.

0:11 I Yep. Totes.

0:12 I Yep. Totes. You You don't think it goes like that?

0:13 You You don't think it goes like that?

0:13 You You don't think it goes like that? I'm in on this with you.

0:14 I'm in on this with you.

0:14 I'm in on this with you. There's something weird about the way

0:15 There's something weird about the way

0:15 There's something weird about the way you're looking at me. And there's

0:16 you're looking at me. And there's

0:16 you're looking at me. And there's something weird about Oh my gosh, ma'am.

0:18 something weird about Oh my gosh, ma'am.

0:18 something weird about Oh my gosh, ma'am. Put on a shirt. It's a time blow.

0:23 Put on a shirt. It's a time blow.

0:23 Put on a shirt. It's a time blow. [Music]

0:24 [Music]

0:24 [Music] Both of us kind of uncommitted to the

0:26 Both of us kind of uncommitted to the

0:26 Both of us kind of uncommitted to the yelling.

0:26 yelling.

0:26 yelling. Well, I think it's because we're in a

0:27 Well, I think it's because we're in a

0:28 Well, I think it's because we're in a public place. We're in a place that's

0:29 public place. We're in a place that's

0:29 public place. We're in a place that's quiet,

0:29 quiet,

0:30 quiet, many strangers who are shopping for

0:32 many strangers who are shopping for

0:32 many strangers who are shopping for antiques. And at first we're like, "Oh

0:34 antiques. And at first we're like, "Oh

0:34 antiques. And at first we're like, "Oh man, there's too many people to scream."

0:35 man, there's too many people to scream."

0:35 man, there's too many people to scream." And I was like, "Shn there's not. We're

0:36 And I was like, "Shn there's not. We're

0:36 And I was like, "Shn there's not. We're going to do whatever we wanted."

0:38 going to do whatever we wanted."

0:38 going to do whatever we wanted." Then we realized we're adult polite

0:39 Then we realized we're adult polite

0:39 Then we realized we're adult polite people.

0:40 people.

0:40 people. Yeah. Then we realized we didn't want to

0:42 Yeah. Then we realized we didn't want to

0:42 Yeah. Then we realized we didn't want to be jerks.

0:42 be jerks.

0:42 be jerks. Yeah.

0:44 Yeah. And so there's a bird in a cage there.

0:47 And so there's a bird in a cage there.

0:47 And so there's a bird in a cage there. Uh, do you know why it sings?

0:49 Uh, do you know why it sings?

0:49 Uh, do you know why it sings? No. Why does it sing?

0:50 No. Why does it sing?

0:50 No. Why does it sing? Ask Maya Angelou. I don't know.

0:52 Ask Maya Angelou. I don't know.

0:52 Ask Maya Angelou. I don't know. Oh, come on. Did you just go full Maya

0:54 Oh, come on. Did you just go full Maya

0:54 Oh, come on. Did you just go full Maya Angelou?

0:54 Angelou?

0:54 Angelou? I mean, I made too soon. I made a

0:56 I mean, I made too soon. I made a

0:56 I mean, I made too soon. I made a classic riff

0:57 classic riff

0:57 classic riff two keep the spirit alive.

0:59 two keep the spirit alive.

0:59 two keep the spirit alive. Tyler Evans rock journalist and I are

1:02 Tyler Evans rock journalist and I are

1:02 Tyler Evans rock journalist and I are just looking for an antique something

1:05 just looking for an antique something

1:05 just looking for an antique something good. Maybe this sign up here

1:07 good. Maybe this sign up here

1:07 good. Maybe this sign up here something good.

1:08 something good.

1:08 something good. Queen of hearts. We're at the antique

1:10 Queen of hearts. We're at the antique

1:10 Queen of hearts. We're at the antique something good store.

1:11 something good store.

1:11 something good store. Station.

1:12 Station.

1:12 Station. Station.

1:13 Station. A thermos.

1:14 A thermos.

1:14 A thermos. Oh,

1:14 Oh,

1:14 Oh, it's a genuine thermos

1:16 it's a genuine thermos

1:16 it's a genuine thermos made by Genuine the rapper from the

1:17 made by Genuine the rapper from the

1:17 made by Genuine the rapper from the '90s.

1:18 '90s.

1:18 '90s. Yes, probably. That's probably what how

1:21 Yes, probably. That's probably what how

1:21 Yes, probably. That's probably what how he got that name, right?

1:21 he got that name, right?

1:22 he got that name, right? He had a hit song that I don't remember

1:23 He had a hit song that I don't remember

1:23 He had a hit song that I don't remember it. I don't know anything about that.

1:25 it. I don't know anything about that.

1:25 it. I don't know anything about that. I'm just pretending. We're inside of the

1:28 I'm just pretending. We're inside of the

1:28 I'm just pretending. We're inside of the antique station, right? There's the

1:31 antique station, right? There's the

1:31 antique station, right? There's the antique station on one side of the

1:32 antique station on one side of the

1:32 antique station on one side of the street in the old orange circle and on

1:34 street in the old orange circle and on

1:34 street in the old orange circle and on the other side of the street is the

1:35 the other side of the street is the

1:35 the other side of the street is the antique depot. And I'm always confused

1:37 antique depot. And I'm always confused

1:37 antique depot. And I'm always confused as to which one we are actually in at

1:39 as to which one we are actually in at

1:39 as to which one we are actually in at any given moment in time.

1:42 any given moment in time.

1:42 any given moment in time. Well, there's a lot of weird stuff in

1:43 Well, there's a lot of weird stuff in

1:43 Well, there's a lot of weird stuff in here. There's some really cool stuff

1:45 here. There's some really cool stuff

1:45 here. There's some really cool stuff like this Delta Queen steamboat that I

1:47 like this Delta Queen steamboat that I

1:47 like this Delta Queen steamboat that I really, really want. It's $52. I don't

1:50 really, really want. It's $52. I don't

1:50 really, really want. It's $52. I don't think I'm going to be purchasing that

1:51 think I'm going to be purchasing that

1:51 think I'm going to be purchasing that today or ever because that's a lot of

1:53 today or ever because that's a lot of

1:53 today or ever because that's a lot of money. More money than I factually have

1:55 money. More money than I factually have

1:55 money. More money than I factually have in one of my bank accounts.

1:56 in one of my bank accounts.

1:56 in one of my bank accounts. What' you say?

1:57 What' you say?

1:57 What' you say? That Winston Churchill.

1:58 That Winston Churchill.

1:58 That Winston Churchill. Winston Churchill is 250 bucks.

2:00 Winston Churchill is 250 bucks.

2:00 Winston Churchill is 250 bucks. Well, you should probably buy that

2:01 Well, you should probably buy that

2:01 Well, you should probably buy that though.

2:01 though.

2:01 though. $250 job probably.

2:03 $250 job probably.

2:03 $250 job probably. Well, yeah, but I can't be wasting money

2:05 Well, yeah, but I can't be wasting money

2:05 Well, yeah, but I can't be wasting money on Winston Churchill.

2:06 on Winston Churchill.

2:06 on Winston Churchill. It's something that you do on the

2:07 It's something that you do on the

2:07 It's something that you do on the weekdays. I know that cuz you're not

2:08 weekdays. I know that cuz you're not

2:08 weekdays. I know that cuz you're not hanging out with me. And over here, some

2:10 hanging out with me. And over here, some

2:10 hanging out with me. And over here, some milk bottles. Probably.

2:12 milk bottles. Probably.

2:12 milk bottles. Probably. They're actually condiment bottles. So,

2:13 They're actually condiment bottles. So,

2:13 They're actually condiment bottles. So, I was close.

2:14 I was close.

2:14 I was close. I like milk pretty much things.

2:16 I like milk pretty much things.

2:16 I like milk pretty much things. Everything. This looks like we're not

2:18 Everything. This looks like we're not

2:18 Everything. This looks like we're not going to comment too much on that.

2:19 going to comment too much on that.

2:19 going to comment too much on that. Nope.

2:20 Nope.

2:20 Nope. But it's being sold as folk art.

2:22 But it's being sold as folk art.

2:22 But it's being sold as folk art. Oh.

2:23 Oh.

2:23 Oh. So

2:23 So

2:23 So that's the way you get away with it.

2:25 that's the way you get away with it.

2:25 that's the way you get away with it. So So that's So that happened. So that

2:28 So So that's So that happened. So that

2:28 So So that's So that happened. So that happened. Also, over here we have this

2:29 happened. Also, over here we have this

2:29 happened. Also, over here we have this the $10 case. Look at this. I really

2:31 the $10 case. Look at this. I really

2:31 the $10 case. Look at this. I really like this. Mickey Mouse Sunshine Straws.

2:36 like this. Mickey Mouse Sunshine Straws.

2:36 like this. Mickey Mouse Sunshine Straws. Hold on. Wait for it. On the bottom for

2:39 Hold on. Wait for it. On the bottom for

2:39 Hold on. Wait for it. On the bottom for home use,

2:40 home use,

2:40 home use, dude. So the Simple Jack thing in Tropic

2:42 dude. So the Simple Jack thing in Tropic

2:42 dude. So the Simple Jack thing in Tropic Thunder.

2:43 Thunder.

2:43 Thunder. Look at this.

2:45 Look at this.

2:45 Look at this. for home use. You can get some plastic

2:47 for home use. You can get some plastic

2:47 for home use. You can get some plastic straws for home. I wonder was anyone

2:50 straws for home. I wonder was anyone

2:50 straws for home. I wonder was anyone confused about that? Like I'm going to

2:52 confused about that? Like I'm going to

2:52 confused about that? Like I'm going to buy these and go to McDonald's with

2:54 buy these and go to McDonald's with

2:54 buy these and go to McDonald's with them. Yes. Okay. What were you playing?

2:55 them. Yes. Okay. What were you playing?

2:55 them. Yes. Okay. What were you playing? Oh, the Simple Jack thing from Tropic

2:56 Oh, the Simple Jack thing from Tropic

2:56 Oh, the Simple Jack thing from Tropic Thunder is based on Simple Simon.

2:58 Thunder is based on Simple Simon.

2:58 Thunder is based on Simple Simon. Simple Simon. So

3:00 Simple Simon. So

3:00 Simple Simon. So it all relates.

3:00 it all relates.

3:00 it all relates. Did you just make a Tropic Thunder

3:02 Did you just make a Tropic Thunder

3:02 Did you just make a Tropic Thunder reference?

3:03 reference?

3:03 reference? Classic ref.

3:04 Classic ref.

3:04 Classic ref. We going full Tropic Thunder.

3:06 We going full Tropic Thunder.

3:06 We going full Tropic Thunder. Yep.

3:07 Yep.

3:07 Yep. Just that Maya Angelou. That's all it's

3:09 Just that Maya Angelou. That's all it's

3:09 Just that Maya Angelou. That's all it's going through my brain today.

3:10 going through my brain today.

3:10 going through my brain today. Tropic Thunder and Maya Angelou. Tyler,

3:13 Tropic Thunder and Maya Angelou. Tyler,

3:13 Tropic Thunder and Maya Angelou. Tyler, I feel like one of those things is

3:15 I feel like one of those things is

3:15 I feel like one of those things is unlike the other.

3:16 unlike the other.

3:16 unlike the other. Oh, there's more poetry in Tropic

3:17 Oh, there's more poetry in Tropic

3:17 Oh, there's more poetry in Tropic Thunder, I suppose.

3:21 Thunder, I suppose.

3:21 Thunder, I suppose. I I wasn't busting my Angeloo. That was

3:23 I I wasn't busting my Angeloo. That was

3:23 I I wasn't busting my Angeloo. That was supposed to be a joke.

3:23 supposed to be a joke.

3:23 supposed to be a joke. Wow. Okay, look at this. It's a hippo

3:26 Wow. Okay, look at this. It's a hippo

3:26 Wow. Okay, look at this. It's a hippo and some alligator heads for $20 each.

3:28 and some alligator heads for $20 each.

3:28 and some alligator heads for $20 each. That's a pretty good price considering

3:29 That's a pretty good price considering

3:29 That's a pretty good price considering that they're only like $15 in Louisiana

3:31 that they're only like $15 in Louisiana

3:32 that they're only like $15 in Louisiana at a gas station.

3:33 at a gas station.

3:33 at a gas station. Wow.

3:33 Wow.

3:33 Wow. Wow. Things are falling. Look at this.

3:35 Wow. Things are falling. Look at this.

3:35 Wow. Things are falling. Look at this. Got to be careful.

3:37 Got to be careful.

3:37 Got to be careful. Making it rain.

3:39 Making it rain.

3:39 Making it rain. Yeah, that was really sketchy actually.

3:41 Yeah, that was really sketchy actually.

3:41 Yeah, that was really sketchy actually. Inside of my heart my my heart that was

3:44 Inside of my heart my my heart that was

3:44 Inside of my heart my my heart that was falling off the shelf heart hole just

3:46 falling off the shelf heart hole just

3:46 falling off the shelf heart hole just went.

3:47 went.

3:47 went. Yeah, as soon as I knocked all the stuff

3:49 Yeah, as soon as I knocked all the stuff

3:49 Yeah, as soon as I knocked all the stuff off the shelf, I knew it was wrong. Look

3:50 off the shelf, I knew it was wrong. Look

3:50 off the shelf, I knew it was wrong. Look at all this tiki stuff.

3:51 at all this tiki stuff.

3:51 at all this tiki stuff. Oh, that's a lot of cool stuff.

3:52 Oh, that's a lot of cool stuff.

3:52 Oh, that's a lot of cool stuff. Oh, you know what? This stall used to be

3:53 Oh, you know what? This stall used to be

3:53 Oh, you know what? This stall used to be somewhere else and they moved it and I

3:55 somewhere else and they moved it and I

3:55 somewhere else and they moved it and I was wondering where's all the tiki

3:56 was wondering where's all the tiki

3:56 was wondering where's all the tiki stuff. Look at this.

3:57 stuff. Look at this.

3:57 stuff. Look at this. Some of this stuff is more expensive

3:58 Some of this stuff is more expensive

3:58 Some of this stuff is more expensive than I would have thought. Well, yeah. A

4:00 than I would have thought. Well, yeah. A

4:00 than I would have thought. Well, yeah. A lot of it's actually pretty pricey, but

4:01 lot of it's actually pretty pricey, but

4:01 lot of it's actually pretty pricey, but you got to figure somebody went into the

4:03 you got to figure somebody went into the

4:03 you got to figure somebody went into the trouble of finding all of it probably on

4:05 trouble of finding all of it probably on

4:05 trouble of finding all of it probably on eBay,

4:05 eBay,

4:05 eBay, putting another price tag on it,

4:06 putting another price tag on it,

4:06 putting another price tag on it, putting a different price tag on it

4:08 putting a different price tag on it

4:08 putting a different price tag on it and selling it to us

4:09 and selling it to us

4:09 and selling it to us and putting it in this case where we

4:10 and putting it in this case where we

4:10 and putting it in this case where we will pro, let's face it, one of us will

4:13 will pro, let's face it, one of us will

4:13 will pro, let's face it, one of us will probably buy one of the things in this

4:14 probably buy one of the things in this

4:14 probably buy one of the things in this case.

4:15 case.

4:15 case. Some of this stuff I know I could get

4:16 Some of this stuff I know I could get

4:16 Some of this stuff I know I could get for $8.

4:18 for $8.

4:18 for $8. Really?

4:19 Really?

4:19 Really? Yeah.

4:20 Yeah. Which of the I think there's some of

4:21 Which of the I think there's some of

4:21 Which of the I think there's some of these mugs that are probably

4:23 these mugs that are probably

4:23 these mugs that are probably Oh, yeah. That you can get them at Ocean

4:25 Oh, yeah. That you can get them at Ocean

4:25 Oh, yeah. That you can get them at Ocean Oceanic Arts for cheaper. But we don't

4:27 Oceanic Arts for cheaper. But we don't

4:27 Oceanic Arts for cheaper. But we don't need to tell that. Isn't this one of

4:28 need to tell that. Isn't this one of

4:28 need to tell that. Isn't this one of those things where you put the coals in

4:29 those things where you put the coals in

4:29 those things where you put the coals in it and you stick it under your bed?

4:31 it and you stick it under your bed?

4:31 it and you stick it under your bed? Yeah, it's to make your the first

4:33 Yeah, it's to make your the first

4:33 Yeah, it's to make your the first electric blanket.

4:33 electric blanket.

4:34 electric blanket. Yeah.

4:34 Yeah. To make the first electric blanket. I

4:36 To make the first electric blanket. I

4:36 To make the first electric blanket. I like that.

4:37 like that.

4:37 like that. Welcome to the curiosity shop. Is that a

4:39 Welcome to the curiosity shop. Is that a

4:39 Welcome to the curiosity shop. Is that a chalkboard sign back there?

4:41 chalkboard sign back there?

4:41 chalkboard sign back there? Did you ever see that?

4:41 Did you ever see that?

4:42 Did you ever see that? I'm feeling anxious ever since I almost

4:43 I'm feeling anxious ever since I almost

4:43 I'm feeling anxious ever since I almost knocked over the entire shop.

4:44 knocked over the entire shop.

4:44 knocked over the entire shop. Did you see that Lionel Richie video?

4:46 Did you see that Lionel Richie video?

4:46 Did you see that Lionel Richie video? The Hello, it's me. You're looking

4:47 The Hello, it's me. You're looking

4:47 The Hello, it's me. You're looking Tyler. I've seen every

4:49 Tyler. I've seen every

4:49 Tyler. I've seen every That's what I You know when they make

4:50 That's what I You know when they make

4:50 That's what I You know when they make the statue head?

4:52 the statue head?

4:52 the statue head? I think that's the statue head.

4:55 I think that's the statue head.

4:55 I think that's the statue head. That is literally the weirdest thing.

4:56 That is literally the weirdest thing.

4:56 That is literally the weirdest thing. What video is that? What song is that?

5:00 What video is that? What song is that?

5:00 What video is that? What song is that? [Music]

5:02 [Music] Somebody looked that up. Google.

5:03 Somebody looked that up. Google.

5:03 Somebody looked that up. Google. I can see it in your smile.

5:04 I can see it in your smile.

5:04 I can see it in your smile. This isn't real, is it?

5:06 This isn't real, is it?

5:06 This isn't real, is it? Looks like those strings are literally

5:08 Looks like those strings are literally

5:08 Looks like those strings are literally made of strings.

5:08 made of strings.

5:08 made of strings. They are made of rope.

5:10 They are made of rope.

5:10 They are made of rope. That's like I feel like that's going to

5:12 That's like I feel like that's going to

5:12 That's like I feel like that's going to fall any second.

5:13 fall any second.

5:13 fall any second. It's making a sound.

5:14 It's making a sound.

5:14 It's making a sound. It's taut. So,

5:17 It's taut. So,

5:17 It's taut. So, this is good, right? That's good. Let's

5:20 this is good, right? That's good. Let's

5:20 this is good, right? That's good. Let's just leave that good. And but this is

5:22 just leave that good. And but this is

5:22 just leave that good. And but this is better.

5:24 better.

5:24 better. Okay. So clearly this is one of those

5:26 Okay. So clearly this is one of those

5:26 Okay. So clearly this is one of those ceramic shark deals where you go look I

5:29 ceramic shark deals where you go look I

5:29 ceramic shark deals where you go look I like how it says cool card shark vase.

5:31 like how it says cool card shark vase.

5:31 like how it says cool card shark vase. I'm going to get to that joke. We're

5:32 I'm going to get to that joke. We're

5:32 I'm going to get to that joke. We're going to get to that pun in a second.

5:33 going to get to that pun in a second.

5:34 going to get to that pun in a second. It's one of those cool ceramic sharks

5:36 It's one of those cool ceramic sharks

5:36 It's one of those cool ceramic sharks that you probably go to like a ceramics

5:37 that you probably go to like a ceramics

5:38 that you probably go to like a ceramics class or a store. Oh no. It was uh Amy

5:41 class or a store. Oh no. It was uh Amy

5:41 class or a store. Oh no. It was uh Amy over here or someone who made it. It

5:43 over here or someone who made it. It

5:43 over here or someone who made it. It says on the side

5:44 says on the side

5:44 says on the side made

5:44 made

5:44 made and you made a ceramic shark and then

5:46 and you made a ceramic shark and then

5:46 and you made a ceramic shark and then you're like you know what we ought to do

5:47 you're like you know what we ought to do

5:47 you're like you know what we ought to do is paint some cards on it and then it's

5:49 is paint some cards on it and then it's

5:49 is paint some cards on it and then it's a card shark

5:50 a card shark

5:50 a card shark and then we can sell it to that game

5:51 and then we can sell it to that game

5:51 and then we can sell it to that game show

5:52 show

5:52 show and then after that you're like

5:54 and then after that you're like

5:54 and then after that you're like I am going I would boo that joke but

5:57 I am going I would boo that joke but

5:57 I am going I would boo that joke but instead I'm going to moo it.

5:58 instead I'm going to moo it.

5:58 instead I'm going to moo it. Is this a lamp? I'm in love with this

6:01 Is this a lamp? I'm in love with this

6:01 Is this a lamp? I'm in love with this a gas lamp. Get it?

6:02 a gas lamp. Get it?

6:02 a gas lamp. Get it? Yeah, I get it.

6:03 Yeah, I get it.

6:03 Yeah, I get it. Get a gas pump but it if it was a lamp

6:07 Get a gas pump but it if it was a lamp

6:07 Get a gas pump but it if it was a lamp it'd be a gas lamp. It's not a lamp.

6:08 it'd be a gas lamp. It's not a lamp.

6:08 it'd be a gas lamp. It's not a lamp. It's just a model of a gas pump.

6:10 It's just a model of a gas pump.

6:10 It's just a model of a gas pump. Well, that's a little

6:10 Well, that's a little

6:10 Well, that's a little So it's a little disappointing.

6:12 So it's a little disappointing.

6:12 So it's a little disappointing. Look at this. There's all kinds of

6:14 Look at this. There's all kinds of

6:14 Look at this. There's all kinds of nautical nonsense going on over here.

6:15 nautical nonsense going on over here.

6:15 nautical nonsense going on over here. Look at these signal lantern. Is

6:16 Look at these signal lantern. Is

6:16 Look at these signal lantern. Is that something you wish?

6:17 that something you wish?

6:17 that something you wish? Look at this.

6:19 Look at this. I want this. Tyler, get this for me.

6:21 I want this. Tyler, get this for me.

6:21 I want this. Tyler, get this for me. No, look. You put a little light in

6:22 No, look. You put a little light in

6:22 No, look. You put a little light in here. This little light of Tyler's. I'm

6:26 here. This little light of Tyler's. I'm

6:26 here. This little light of Tyler's. I'm going to let it

6:29 going to let it

6:29 going to let it Yeah. So, you put a little light in

6:31 Yeah. So, you put a little light in

6:31 Yeah. So, you put a little light in there.

6:32 there.

6:32 there. And then you close this.

6:34 And then you close this.

6:34 And then you close this. Close it. That's just That was your That

6:36 Close it. That's just That was your That

6:36 Close it. That's just That was your That was your

6:37 was your

6:37 was your It's very diff I don't want to break it.

6:38 It's very diff I don't want to break it.

6:38 It's very diff I don't want to break it. No, it was already closed when we

6:39 No, it was already closed when we

6:39 No, it was already closed when we started. And there it is.

6:42 started. And there it is.

6:42 started. And there it is. It amplifies the light from the ocular

6:47 It amplifies the light from the ocular

6:47 It amplifies the light from the ocular cavity. And I feel like there's a

6:49 cavity. And I feel like there's a

6:49 cavity. And I feel like there's a bobbling jaguar here.

6:51 bobbling jaguar here.

6:51 bobbling jaguar here. The bobbling jaguar.

6:52 The bobbling jaguar.

6:52 The bobbling jaguar. Does that bobble? It does, Tyler. That's

6:54 Does that bobble? It does, Tyler. That's

6:54 Does that bobble? It does, Tyler. That's a $75 bobbleheaded Jaguar with plastic

6:57 a $75 bobbleheaded Jaguar with plastic

6:57 a $75 bobbleheaded Jaguar with plastic teeth.

6:58 teeth.

6:58 teeth. Bargain twice the price, my friend.

6:59 Bargain twice the price, my friend.

7:00 Bargain twice the price, my friend. Bargain twice.

7:01 Bargain twice.

7:01 Bargain twice. I always need a little plastic Jaguar to

7:03 I always need a little plastic Jaguar to

7:03 I always need a little plastic Jaguar to agree with me when I say things.

7:04 agree with me when I say things.

7:04 agree with me when I say things. So

7:06 So So I've been chilling. You just been

7:09 So I've been chilling. You just been

7:09 So I've been chilling. You just been chillaxing.

7:10 chillaxing.

7:10 chillaxing. I've been building up the supply of

7:12 I've been building up the supply of

7:12 I've been building up the supply of strength.

7:13 strength.

7:13 strength. What about the demand of strength?

7:14 What about the demand of strength?

7:14 What about the demand of strength? Uh the demand has remained the same.

7:17 Uh the demand has remained the same.

7:17 Uh the demand has remained the same. I build up the supply of strength and

7:19 I build up the supply of strength and

7:19 I build up the supply of strength and intelligence because I am planning on

7:22 intelligence because I am planning on

7:22 intelligence because I am planning on filming a whole bunch of more whole

7:23 filming a whole bunch of more whole

7:23 filming a whole bunch of more whole bunch of more. Whole bunch of more

7:25 bunch of more. Whole bunch of more

7:25 bunch of more. Whole bunch of more a whole bunch of more.

7:25 a whole bunch of more.

7:25 a whole bunch of more. A whole bunch of more random land

7:27 A whole bunch of more random land

7:27 A whole bunch of more random land videos. I want you to be in some.

7:29 videos. I want you to be in some.

7:29 videos. I want you to be in some. Okay.

7:29 Okay.

7:29 Okay. So, I want you to pencil me in on this

7:31 So, I want you to pencil me in on this

7:31 So, I want you to pencil me in on this schedule for next weekend.

7:33 schedule for next weekend.

7:33 schedule for next weekend. Done. And uh

7:33 Done. And uh

7:33 Done. And uh we're going to film some things. There

7:34 we're going to film some things. There

7:34 we're going to film some things. There are three random lands in the pot.

7:36 are three random lands in the pot.

7:36 are three random lands in the pot. Okay. Utmost Studios has informed me

7:38 Okay. Utmost Studios has informed me

7:38 Okay. Utmost Studios has informed me that one of them is almost edited. It's

7:39 that one of them is almost edited. It's

7:39 that one of them is almost edited. It's one that you're in.

7:40 one that you're in.

7:40 one that you're in. Oh, no.

7:40 Oh, no.

7:40 Oh, no. It's one where you and I are having a

7:42 It's one where you and I are having a

7:42 It's one where you and I are having a time on the old vaudeville town.

7:44 time on the old vaudeville town.

7:44 time on the old vaudeville town. Is it?

7:45 Is it?

7:45 Is it? It It ain't.

7:46 It It ain't.

7:46 It It ain't. I don't know what we're referencing.

7:47 I don't know what we're referencing.

7:47 I don't know what we're referencing. Me neither, but it's a random land video

7:49 Me neither, but it's a random land video

7:49 Me neither, but it's a random land video that we filmed last week.

7:50 that we filmed last week.

7:50 that we filmed last week. Oh, okay.

7:50 Oh, okay.

7:50 Oh, okay. It's coming. It's coming out. Look at

7:52 It's coming. It's coming out. Look at

7:52 It's coming. It's coming out. Look at this. A Pinocchio bench.

7:54 this. A Pinocchio bench.

7:54 this. A Pinocchio bench. It's odd that that's the first one

7:55 It's odd that that's the first one

7:55 It's odd that that's the first one they're getting to.

7:56 they're getting to.

7:56 they're getting to. What? Pinocchio benches?

7:57 What? Pinocchio benches?

7:57 What? Pinocchio benches? No, that's the first random landing.

7:59 No, that's the first random landing.

7:59 No, that's the first random landing. Oh, yeah. There's some from my road trip

8:00 Oh, yeah. There's some from my road trip

8:00 Oh, yeah. There's some from my road trip still. Some cool Five Weird Things in

8:02 still. Some cool Five Weird Things in

8:02 still. Some cool Five Weird Things in Virginia City and a giant abandoned

8:04 Virginia City and a giant abandoned

8:04 Virginia City and a giant abandoned ghost town that I filmed in. But I felt

8:06 ghost town that I filmed in. But I felt

8:06 ghost town that I filmed in. But I felt like some of the people would like to

8:07 like some of the people would like to

8:07 like some of the people would like to see some Disneyland.

8:08 see some Disneyland.

8:08 see some Disneyland. We got an epic one coming if it ever

8:10 We got an epic one coming if it ever

8:10 We got an epic one coming if it ever does.

8:11 does.

8:11 does. Which one? Oh, then there's another one

8:13 Which one? Oh, then there's another one

8:13 Which one? Oh, then there's another one that they've been working on for quite a

8:14 that they've been working on for quite a

8:14 that they've been working on for quite a while. But Oh, we just I feel like that

8:15 while. But Oh, we just I feel like that

8:16 while. But Oh, we just I feel like that one's never coming out. Look at it's Bam

8:17 one's never coming out. Look at it's Bam

8:18 one's never coming out. Look at it's Bam Bam.

8:19 Bam.

8:19 Bam. Oh, like Pebbles. Uh Bay.

8:21 Oh, like Pebbles. Uh Bay.

8:21 Oh, like Pebbles. Uh Bay. So, what have you been doing?

8:23 So, what have you been doing?

8:23 So, what have you been doing? Oh, you know, just a little this and

8:25 Oh, you know, just a little this and

8:25 Oh, you know, just a little this and that. I asked my job for a raise and

8:27 that. I asked my job for a raise and

8:27 that. I asked my job for a raise and they said no. So, that's been cool.

8:28 they said no. So, that's been cool.

8:28 they said no. So, that's been cool. I remember you tried to get a different

8:30 I remember you tried to get a different

8:30 I remember you tried to get a different job like just to see if you could and

8:31 job like just to see if you could and

8:32 job like just to see if you could and they also said no. So, that was probably

8:33 they also said no. So, that was probably

8:33 they also said no. So, that was probably fun. It's not been a very good week for

8:36 fun. It's not been a very good week for

8:36 fun. It's not been a very good week for Tyler.

8:37 Tyler.

8:37 Tyler. Tyler's had a rough week. How's the

8:39 Tyler's had a rough week. How's the

8:39 Tyler's had a rough week. How's the standup comedy going? Did you get booed

8:40 standup comedy going? Did you get booed

8:40 standup comedy going? Did you get booed off stage or something?

8:41 off stage or something?

8:41 off stage or something? No, it's all been great.

8:42 No, it's all been great.

8:42 No, it's all been great. Okay. Well, so then there's some part of

8:43 Okay. Well, so then there's some part of

8:43 Okay. Well, so then there's some part of your life that's going good. What about

8:44 your life that's going good. What about

8:44 your life that's going good. What about our friendship? Is our friendship going

8:45 our friendship? Is our friendship going

8:46 our friendship? Is our friendship going well?

8:46 well?

8:46 well? I think so.

8:48 I think so.

8:48 I think so. You don't have to say yes.

8:50 You don't have to say yes.

8:50 You don't have to say yes. I just said I think so. That's

8:51 I just said I think so. That's

8:52 I just said I think so. That's if some say it's something you want to

8:53 if some say it's something you want to

8:53 if some say it's something you want to tell me.

8:54 tell me.

8:54 tell me. No, I got nothing. Yes.

8:55 No, I got nothing. Yes.

8:55 No, I got nothing. Yes. Is there weirdness between us? I don't

8:56 Is there weirdness between us? I don't

8:56 Is there weirdness between us? I don't think so.

8:57 think so.

8:57 think so. Now there is. I feel

8:59 Now there is. I feel

8:59 Now there is. I feel George and Martha Washington.

9:01 George and Martha Washington.

9:01 George and Martha Washington. Uh, no. George Washington would beat

9:03 Uh, no. George Washington would beat

9:03 Uh, no. George Washington would beat that dude up.

9:04 that dude up.

9:04 that dude up. It says beautiful porcelain couple

9:06 It says beautiful porcelain couple

9:06 It says beautiful porcelain couple figurine set.

9:08 figurine set.

9:08 figurine set. How about just porcelain couple sets?

9:11 How about just porcelain couple sets?

9:11 How about just porcelain couple sets? Look at this guy. Yeah, he looks more

9:12 Look at this guy. Yeah, he looks more

9:12 Look at this guy. Yeah, he looks more French to me. But he has a tricorn hat.

9:14 French to me. But he has a tricorn hat.

9:14 French to me. But he has a tricorn hat. Would you wear a tricorn hat if I bought

9:16 Would you wear a tricorn hat if I bought

9:16 Would you wear a tricorn hat if I bought you one?

9:16 you one?

9:16 you one? Yeah, for sure.

9:17 Yeah, for sure.

9:17 Yeah, for sure. Sincerely bought you a nice well-made

9:20 Sincerely bought you a nice well-made

9:20 Sincerely bought you a nice well-made one from a habasher and it was like

9:22 one from a habasher and it was like

9:22 one from a habasher and it was like really well constructed and it was like

9:24 really well constructed and it was like

9:24 really well constructed and it was like a everyday like a work a day hat. I

9:26 a everyday like a work a day hat. I

9:26 a everyday like a work a day hat. I don't know what work a day means. Would

9:27 don't know what work a day means. Would

9:27 don't know what work a day means. Would I wear it every day? Is that what you're

9:29 I wear it every day? Is that what you're

9:29 I wear it every day? Is that what you're ask?

9:29 ask?

9:29 ask? Yeah. Would you wear it like at least

9:30 Yeah. Would you wear it like at least

9:30 Yeah. Would you wear it like at least like, you know, like often?

9:32 like, you know, like often?

9:32 like, you know, like often? I would wear it occasionally.

9:34 I would wear it occasionally.

9:34 I would wear it occasionally. Like if it cost me like $1,000.

9:36 Like if it cost me like $1,000.

9:36 Like if it cost me like $1,000. I would tell you to spend that $1,000 on

9:38 I would tell you to spend that $1,000 on

9:38 I would tell you to spend that $1,000 on literally anything else.

9:39 literally anything else.

9:39 literally anything else. But what if I just did it anyways

9:41 But what if I just did it anyways

9:41 But what if I just did it anyways without asking and I just gave you a

9:42 without asking and I just gave you a

9:42 without asking and I just gave you a tricorn hat and it was Oh, by the way,

9:44 tricorn hat and it was Oh, by the way,

9:44 tricorn hat and it was Oh, by the way, spoilers. But it's very comfortable.

9:47 spoilers. But it's very comfortable.

9:47 spoilers. But it's very comfortable. Oh. Um, like it's the most comfortable

9:49 Oh. Um, like it's the most comfortable

9:49 Oh. Um, like it's the most comfortable hat you've ever worn. Never mind how it

9:51 hat you've ever worn. Never mind how it

9:51 hat you've ever worn. Never mind how it looks to others.

9:52 looks to others.

9:52 looks to others. Oh, I thought you were one of those

9:53 Oh, I thought you were one of those

9:53 Oh, I thought you were one of those people that didn't care about the

9:54 people that didn't care about the

9:54 people that didn't care about the opinion of others. So, if it was so

9:56 opinion of others. So, if it was so

9:56 opinion of others. So, if it was so comfortable, I put you in a corner here

9:58 comfortable, I put you in a corner here

9:58 comfortable, I put you in a corner here where you have to say you would wear a

9:59 where you have to say you would wear a

9:59 where you have to say you would wear a tricorn hat.

10:00 tricorn hat.

10:00 tricorn hat. I wouldn't just wear it because you

10:01 I wouldn't just wear it because you

10:01 I wouldn't just wear it because you bought it for me. I would wear it if I

10:03 bought it for me. I would wear it if I

10:03 bought it for me. I would wear it if I WHY? WHAT ABOUT FRIENDSHIP?

10:05 WHY? WHAT ABOUT FRIENDSHIP?

10:05 WHY? WHAT ABOUT FRIENDSHIP? WELL, I think the friendship is

10:06 WELL, I think the friendship is

10:06 WELL, I think the friendship is important, but I feel like people put

10:08 important, but I feel like people put

10:08 important, but I feel like people put too many silly rules on themselves about

10:09 too many silly rules on themselves about

10:09 too many silly rules on themselves about things like that.

10:10 things like that.

10:10 things like that. Well, if it were the most comfortable

10:11 Well, if it were the most comfortable

10:11 Well, if it were the most comfortable hat you ever wore?

10:13 hat you ever wore?

10:13 hat you ever wore? Well, I mean, this is the most

10:15 Well, I mean, this is the most

10:15 Well, I mean, this is the most comfortable hat ever.

10:16 comfortable hat ever.

10:16 comfortable hat ever. But if it were more comfortable, come

10:17 But if it were more comfortable, come

10:17 But if it were more comfortable, come on, man.

10:18 on, man.

10:18 on, man. I would wear it for sure.

10:20 I would wear it for sure.

10:20 I would wear it for sure. So, there we go. under circumstances.

10:22 So, there we go. under circumstances.

10:22 So, there we go. under circumstances. Someone kickstarted Tyler a custom made

10:25 Someone kickstarted Tyler a custom made

10:25 Someone kickstarted Tyler a custom made hat. That's the most comfortable thing

10:26 hat. That's the most comfortable thing

10:26 hat. That's the most comfortable thing ever.

10:27 ever.

10:27 ever. Yeah.

10:27 Yeah. Is this Hansen? Are we looking at Hansen

10:29 Is this Hansen? Are we looking at Hansen

10:29 Is this Hansen? Are we looking at Hansen here?

10:30 here?

10:30 here? I think it's the man outlaw with a four

10:32 I think it's the man outlaw with a four

10:32 I think it's the man outlaw with a four for an A.

10:33 for an A.

10:33 for an A. What? What are we seeing here?

10:35 What? What are we seeing here?

10:35 What? What are we seeing here? I've been looking at it for so long.

10:37 I've been looking at it for so long.

10:37 I've been looking at it for so long. They had that song. Get

10:38 They had that song. Get

10:38 They had that song. Get But we have the Tricorn hat. Anyway, the

10:39 But we have the Tricorn hat. Anyway, the

10:39 But we have the Tricorn hat. Anyway, the reason I was asking about George

10:40 reason I was asking about George

10:40 reason I was asking about George Washington is I asked a long time ago in

10:43 Washington is I asked a long time ago in

10:43 Washington is I asked a long time ago in a vlog about what George Washington's

10:45 a vlog about what George Washington's

10:45 a vlog about what George Washington's middle name was. George Washington had

10:47 middle name was. George Washington had

10:47 middle name was. George Washington had no middle name, but Ally was in the vlog

10:49 no middle name, but Ally was in the vlog

10:49 no middle name, but Ally was in the vlog with me. And then like the next day I

10:50 with me. And then like the next day I

10:50 with me. And then like the next day I brought up, seriously though, you know,

10:53 brought up, seriously though, you know,

10:53 brought up, seriously though, you know, you know what middle name? What was his

10:55 you know what middle name? What was his

10:55 you know what middle name? What was his middle name? Or what would it be if he

10:56 middle name? Or what would it be if he

10:56 middle name? Or what would it be if he did have one? And she was like, I feel

10:57 did have one? And she was like, I feel

10:57 did have one? And she was like, I feel like it would be something basic like

10:59 like it would be something basic like

10:59 like it would be something basic like William.

11:02 William.

11:02 William. He's freaking taking George Washington

11:04 He's freaking taking George Washington

11:04 He's freaking taking George Washington to test, right?

11:05 to test, right?

11:05 to test, right? For a male name, he doesn't,

11:07 For a male name, he doesn't,

11:07 For a male name, he doesn't, right? It was like I died laughing. And

11:10 right? It was like I died laughing. And

11:10 right? It was like I died laughing. And then she just waited perfectly calmly,

11:13 then she just waited perfectly calmly,

11:13 then she just waited perfectly calmly, straight face, and she goes, "I feel

11:15 straight face, and she goes, "I feel

11:15 straight face, and she goes, "I feel like everybody's middle name was William

11:18 like everybody's middle name was William

11:18 like everybody's middle name was William back then."

11:18 back then."

11:18 back then." It's really rough.

11:19 It's really rough.

11:20 It's really rough. It's right. Just hopefully no one's

11:22 It's right. Just hopefully no one's

11:22 It's right. Just hopefully no one's middle name is William out there cuz

11:24 middle name is William out there cuz

11:24 middle name is William out there cuz they're probably feeling like, "Hey, why

11:26 they're probably feeling like, "Hey, why

11:26 they're probably feeling like, "Hey, why would you Well, why would anyone do that

11:30 would you Well, why would anyone do that

11:30 would you Well, why would anyone do that in their shelf?

11:31 in their shelf?

11:31 in their shelf? Would you put that on your shelf?

11:33 Would you put that on your shelf?

11:33 Would you put that on your shelf? Would I put that weirdo clown?"

11:36 Would I put that weirdo clown?"

11:36 Would I put that weirdo clown?" That's what I was po gesturing at.

11:37 That's what I was po gesturing at.

11:37 That's what I was po gesturing at. That weird drunk clown. The weird drunk

11:39 That weird drunk clown. The weird drunk

11:39 That weird drunk clown. The weird drunk clown there.

11:40 clown there.

11:40 clown there. I would not.

11:41 I would not.

11:41 I would not. Or a set of owl salt and pepper shakers.

11:43 Or a set of owl salt and pepper shakers.

11:43 Or a set of owl salt and pepper shakers. Would you do that?

11:43 Would you do that?

11:43 Would you do that? Yeah, I would do that for

11:44 Yeah, I would do that for

11:44 Yeah, I would do that for What about this rabbit head on a stick,

11:46 What about this rabbit head on a stick,

11:46 What about this rabbit head on a stick, Tyler?

11:46 Tyler?

11:46 Tyler? Yeah, mail.

11:47 Yeah, mail.

11:47 Yeah, mail. Would you would you buy that for your

11:49 Would you would you buy that for your

11:49 Would you would you buy that for your mother?

11:49 mother?

11:49 mother? Yeah, I would.

11:50 Yeah, I would.

11:50 Yeah, I would. Well,

11:51 Well,

11:51 Well, just to send her a mixed message. Send

11:53 just to send her a mixed message. Send

11:53 just to send her a mixed message. Send her a mix message. Okay, we should

11:55 her a mix message. Okay, we should

11:55 her a mix message. Okay, we should probably speaking of Ally. Oh, and you

11:57 probably speaking of Ally. Oh, and you

11:57 probably speaking of Ally. Oh, and you have a fiance, too, don't you? We should

11:59 have a fiance, too, don't you? We should

11:59 have a fiance, too, don't you? We should probably go across the street.

12:00 probably go across the street.

12:00 probably go across the street. But wait, wait, though.

12:02 But wait, wait, though.

12:02 But wait, wait, though. What is that?

12:03 What is that?

12:03 What is that? This a freaking Indiana Jones comic

12:05 This a freaking Indiana Jones comic

12:05 This a freaking Indiana Jones comic book. Okay, I'm just putting this out

12:07 book. Okay, I'm just putting this out

12:07 book. Okay, I'm just putting this out there to the world. If anyone owns

12:09 there to the world. If anyone owns

12:09 there to the world. If anyone owns Indiana Jones comic books and wants to

12:11 Indiana Jones comic books and wants to

12:11 Indiana Jones comic books and wants to send them to me to play with and never

12:13 send them to me to play with and never

12:13 send them to me to play with and never return, I'm totally down with that. Look

12:14 return, I'm totally down with that. Look

12:14 return, I'm totally down with that. Look at this guy.

12:16 at this guy.

12:16 at this guy. Look at this guy. What's this guy's

12:17 Look at this guy. What's this guy's

12:17 Look at this guy. What's this guy's name, Tyler? It's a Howdy Duty show

12:20 name, Tyler? It's a Howdy Duty show

12:20 name, Tyler? It's a Howdy Duty show dummy. But what's his name?

12:22 dummy. But what's his name?

12:22 dummy. But what's his name? Howdy Duty.

12:23 Howdy Duty.

12:23 Howdy Duty. Is it Rascal Flats?

12:25 Is it Rascal Flats?

12:25 Is it Rascal Flats? Yeah, that's it. You nailed it.

12:27 Yeah, that's it. You nailed it.

12:27 Yeah, that's it. You nailed it. Rascal Flats.

12:28 Rascal Flats.

12:28 Rascal Flats. Look at this though.

12:28 Look at this though.

12:28 Look at this though. Here's Peewee up here. I really want

12:30 Here's Peewee up here. I really want

12:30 Here's Peewee up here. I really want him, but he is very, very overpriced.

12:33 him, but he is very, very overpriced.

12:33 him, but he is very, very overpriced. Very overpriced. Here's an $84 one.

12:35 Very overpriced. Here's an $84 one.

12:35 Very overpriced. Here's an $84 one. talking peely. 84 is not too bad, but

12:38 talking peely. 84 is not too bad, but

12:38 talking peely. 84 is not too bad, but I've seen him for like $20 at flea

12:40 I've seen him for like $20 at flea

12:40 I've seen him for like $20 at flea markets and I can't do 84. But again,

12:42 markets and I can't do 84. But again,

12:42 markets and I can't do 84. But again, they've cut out the work of going to

12:43 they've cut out the work of going to

12:44 they've cut out the work of going to flea market.

12:45 flea market.

12:45 flea market. Oh, finally a Spider-Man for Tyler.

12:49 Oh, finally a Spider-Man for Tyler.

12:49 Oh, finally a Spider-Man for Tyler. Yeah, dude. He's just

12:50 Yeah, dude. He's just

12:50 Yeah, dude. He's just Spider-Man that makes you feel good

12:51 Spider-Man that makes you feel good

12:52 Spider-Man that makes you feel good about yourself,

12:52 about yourself,

12:52 about yourself, dude. Spider-Man.

12:53 dude. Spider-Man.

12:53 dude. Spider-Man. Look at this. Just

12:54 Look at this. Just

12:54 Look at this. Just Spider-Man.

12:55 Spider-Man.

12:55 Spider-Man. This is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

12:56 This is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

12:56 This is the cutest thing I've ever seen. Of depression.

12:59 Of depression.

12:59 Of depression. Look.

13:01 Look.

13:01 Look. Look at that. Ooh, I love this. Did you

13:03 Look at that. Ooh, I love this. Did you

13:03 Look at that. Ooh, I love this. Did you ever own Little People stuff like when

13:05 ever own Little People stuff like when

13:05 ever own Little People stuff like when you were a kid?

13:05 you were a kid?

13:05 you were a kid? Like

13:06 Like

13:06 Like like this? Like the little They had the

13:08 like this? Like the little They had the

13:08 like this? Like the little They had the little bodies and the weird round heads.

13:10 little bodies and the weird round heads.

13:10 little bodies and the weird round heads. Well, I think they stopped making what?

13:12 Well, I think they stopped making what?

13:12 Well, I think they stopped making what? I was a boy.

13:13 I was a boy.

13:13 I was a boy. They stopped making them in the '9s. But

13:15 They stopped making them in the '9s. But

13:15 They stopped making them in the '9s. But if you grew up in the 80s or before, you

13:17 if you grew up in the 80s or before, you

13:17 if you grew up in the 80s or before, you had these little people toys. And this

13:18 had these little people toys. And this

13:18 had these little people toys. And this train was one of the most fun trains of

13:21 train was one of the most fun trains of

13:21 train was one of the most fun trains of all the trains. Look at this one though,

13:22 all the trains. Look at this one though,

13:22 all the trains. Look at this one though, Tyler. Look at this. This I want.

13:25 Tyler. Look at this. This I want.

13:25 Tyler. Look at this. This I want. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

13:26 Yeah, that's pretty cool.

13:26 Yeah, that's pretty cool. I want the one next to it, too.

13:28 I want the one next to it, too.

13:28 I want the one next to it, too. Mhm.

13:28 Mhm.

13:28 Mhm. I want both of them. Now, I'm not a

13:30 I want both of them. Now, I'm not a

13:30 I want both of them. Now, I'm not a lunchbox guy. I'M NOT A LUNCHBOX NOW.

13:33 lunchbox guy. I'M NOT A LUNCHBOX NOW.

13:33 lunchbox guy. I'M NOT A LUNCHBOX NOW. YOU'RE A LUNCHBOX GUY.

13:34 YOU'RE A LUNCHBOX GUY.

13:34 YOU'RE A LUNCHBOX GUY. YEAH.

13:35 YEAH.

13:35 YEAH. But uh I wanted to buy that lunch box,

13:37 But uh I wanted to buy that lunch box,

13:37 But uh I wanted to buy that lunch box, but it was 80 bucks. 80 bucks.

13:39 but it was 80 bucks. 80 bucks.

13:39 but it was 80 bucks. 80 bucks. 80 bucks.

13:39 80 bucks.

13:39 80 bucks. 80ucks.

13:40 80ucks.

13:40 80ucks. 80 bucks.

13:41 80 bucks. Look at this.

13:42 Look at this. What? Coconut Hawaiian purse case.

13:46 What? Coconut Hawaiian purse case.

13:46 What? Coconut Hawaiian purse case. What?

13:47 What?

13:47 What? Look at this coconut Hawaiian purse.

13:49 Look at this coconut Hawaiian purse.

13:49 Look at this coconut Hawaiian purse. Wait, what are you looking at?

13:50 Wait, what are you looking at?

13:50 Wait, what are you looking at? It's Morin.

13:51 It's Morin.

13:51 It's Morin. Morin Mindy lunchbox. Now that my friend

13:54 Morin Mindy lunchbox. Now that my friend

13:54 Morin Mindy lunchbox. Now that my friend is cool. So is the Winky Blinky fire

13:57 is cool. So is the Winky Blinky fire

13:57 is cool. So is the Winky Blinky fire truck. Also cool. Different kind of

13:59 truck. Also cool. Different kind of

13:59 truck. Also cool. Different kind of cool. More terrifying. Look at Tyler. Do

14:02 cool. More terrifying. Look at Tyler. Do

14:02 cool. More terrifying. Look at Tyler. Do you see it? He wants a wheel. He winkies

14:04 you see it? He wants a wheel. He winkies

14:04 you see it? He wants a wheel. He winkies and blinkies.

14:05 and blinkies.

14:05 and blinkies. I don't like any of that.

14:06 I don't like any of that.

14:06 I don't like any of that. That will haunt your nightmares until

14:07 That will haunt your nightmares until

14:07 That will haunt your nightmares until you die. I'm putting that on Instagram.

14:08 you die. I'm putting that on Instagram.

14:08 you die. I'm putting that on Instagram. I want this for real.

14:09 I want this for real.

14:09 I want this for real. I know you.

14:10 I know you.

14:10 I know you. $28.

14:11 $28.

14:11 $28. And I'm not lying when I say I wanted

14:12 And I'm not lying when I say I wanted

14:12 And I'm not lying when I say I wanted that for real. I also want this for

14:14 that for real. I also want this for

14:14 that for real. I also want this for real. Look at it.

14:15 real. Look at it.

14:15 real. Look at it. Oh, that's cool.

14:15 Oh, that's cool.

14:16 Oh, that's cool. It's a Disney World one.

14:17 It's a Disney World one.

14:17 It's a Disney World one. It's cool.

14:18 It's cool.

14:18 It's cool. $28 is a little pricey.

14:19 $28 is a little pricey.

14:19 $28 is a little pricey. I'm not as big of a fan of the world as

14:20 I'm not as big of a fan of the world as

14:20 I'm not as big of a fan of the world as I am of the land.

14:21 I am of the land.

14:22 I am of the land. Yeah, makes sense.

14:23 Yeah, makes sense.

14:23 Yeah, makes sense. But it's cool. Look at this one. Oh,

14:25 But it's cool. Look at this one. Oh,

14:25 But it's cool. Look at this one. Oh, look at this. What do you think about

14:27 look at this. What do you think about

14:27 look at this. What do you think about space and exploration, science, fun, and

14:29 space and exploration, science, fun, and

14:29 space and exploration, science, fun, and adventure, Tyler? Do you think space,

14:31 adventure, Tyler? Do you think space,

14:31 adventure, Tyler? Do you think space, exploration, science, fun, and adventure

14:32 exploration, science, fun, and adventure

14:32 exploration, science, fun, and adventure are cool things?

14:32 are cool things?

14:32 are cool things? I'm anti.

14:33 I'm anti.

14:33 I'm anti. This one's $45 and it has It's very

14:35 This one's $45 and it has It's very

14:35 This one's $45 and it has It's very generic. So, I'm assuming that the Star

14:38 generic. So, I'm assuming that the Star

14:38 generic. So, I'm assuming that the Star Wars one

14:39 Wars one

14:39 Wars one explore space

14:39 explore space

14:40 explore space and the Disneyland one are quite quite

14:42 and the Disneyland one are quite quite

14:42 and the Disneyland one are quite quite quite more. You don't Wait. Whoa.

14:46 quite more. You don't Wait. Whoa.

14:46 quite more. You don't Wait. Whoa. Pump the brakes. Back up. You What?

14:48 Pump the brakes. Back up. You What?

14:48 Pump the brakes. Back up. You What? I don't think we should explore space.

14:50 I don't think we should explore space.

14:50 I don't think we should explore space. Why not?

14:50 Why not?

14:50 Why not? They're going to take our jobs.

14:52 They're going to take our jobs.

14:52 They're going to take our jobs. Space is going to take our jobs.

14:54 Space is going to take our jobs.

14:54 Space is going to take our jobs. Yeah. The Spacemen.

14:55 Yeah. The Spacemen.

14:55 Yeah. The Spacemen. Holy beeping beep.

14:58 Holy beeping beep.

14:58 Holy beeping beep. Dude, info Wars.com. probably.

15:06 Don't even do Don't even The last thing

15:06 Don't even do Don't even The last thing we want in the world is all the info

15:10 we want in the world is all the info

15:10 we want in the world is all the info wars coming to war with you waring over

15:12 wars coming to war with you waring over

15:12 wars coming to war with you waring over my info.

15:13 my info.

15:13 my info. Just waring over your info. Yeah, I feel

15:15 Just waring over your info. Yeah, I feel

15:15 Just waring over your info. Yeah, I feel like let's just We're going to pretend

15:17 like let's just We're going to pretend

15:17 like let's just We're going to pretend that joke never happened. Look at this.

15:19 that joke never happened. Look at this.

15:19 that joke never happened. Look at this. I don't regret it.

15:19 I don't regret it.

15:19 I don't regret it. It's a rocket racer. Do you really not

15:21 It's a rocket racer. Do you really not

15:21 It's a rocket racer. Do you really not think we should explore space though,

15:22 think we should explore space though,

15:22 think we should explore space though, Tyler?

15:22 Tyler? No, I think we should for real.

15:24 No, I think we should for real.

15:24 No, I think we should for real. Why? What do you think's out there?

15:25 Why? What do you think's out there?

15:25 Why? What do you think's out there? Probably a more sustainable planet. What

15:27 Probably a more sustainable planet. What

15:27 Probably a more sustainable planet. What I think is out there is progress.

15:30 I think is out there is progress.

15:30 I think is out there is progress. Oh, my beard's already on top of it.

15:31 Oh, my beard's already on top of it.

15:31 Oh, my beard's already on top of it. Wait, what? A more sustainable planet?

15:33 Wait, what? A more sustainable planet?

15:33 Wait, what? A more sustainable planet? Yeah,

15:33 Yeah,

15:33 Yeah, like finding another planet.

15:35 like finding another planet.

15:35 like finding another planet. Yeah, like finding another Earth. An

15:36 Yeah, like finding another Earth. An

15:36 Yeah, like finding another Earth. An Earth, too.

15:37 Earth, too.

15:37 Earth, too. What if we just found more minerals to

15:39 What if we just found more minerals to

15:39 What if we just found more minerals to replenish our Earth?

15:40 replenish our Earth?

15:40 replenish our Earth? Vegetables.

15:42 Vegetables.

15:42 Vegetables. Yeah, that's true, too. We could find

15:43 Yeah, that's true, too. We could find

15:43 Yeah, that's true, too. We could find some vegetables. Let's go across the

15:44 some vegetables. Let's go across the

15:44 some vegetables. Let's go across the street.

15:44 street.

15:44 street. Dude, so my beard's been progressing too

15:46 Dude, so my beard's been progressing too

15:46 Dude, so my beard's been progressing too fast.

15:46 fast.

15:46 fast. Say that again.

15:47 Say that again.

15:47 Say that again. My beard's been progressing too fast.

15:49 My beard's been progressing too fast.

15:49 My beard's been progressing too fast. Your beard has been progress. I thought

15:50 Your beard has been progress. I thought

15:50 Your beard has been progress. I thought you didn't drink beer.

15:51 you didn't drink beer.

15:51 you didn't drink beer. My beard.

15:52 My beard.

15:52 My beard. My beard.

15:53 My beard. Oh, your beard of progress has been

15:54 Oh, your beard of progress has been

15:54 Oh, your beard of progress has been progressing too fast. I found a gray

15:56 progressing too fast. I found a gray

15:56 progressing too fast. I found a gray hair in it the other day.

15:58 hair in it the other day.

15:58 hair in it the other day. No, Tyler, you're only 20 years old.

16:00 No, Tyler, you're only 20 years old.

16:00 No, Tyler, you're only 20 years old. Well, I'm older than Matt, but yeah.

16:02 Well, I'm older than Matt, but yeah.

16:02 Well, I'm older than Matt, but yeah. Bet. You're 20, though.

16:03 Bet. You're 20, though.

16:03 Bet. You're 20, though. Well, plus five.

16:04 Well, plus five.

16:04 Well, plus five. Yeah. See, you shouldn't have a gray

16:06 Yeah. See, you shouldn't have a gray

16:06 Yeah. See, you shouldn't have a gray hair in your beard.

16:07 hair in your beard.

16:07 hair in your beard. To be fair though, I have had friends

16:09 To be fair though, I have had friends

16:09 To be fair though, I have had friends that in high school that were like 17,

16:10 that in high school that were like 17,

16:10 that in high school that were like 17, they had gray hair all over.

16:12 they had gray hair all over.

16:12 they had gray hair all over. So, it can happen at any time. Like, you

16:14 So, it can happen at any time. Like, you

16:14 So, it can happen at any time. Like, you know, uh

16:17 know, uh

16:17 know, uh uh what was that movie with Leonardo

16:18 uh what was that movie with Leonardo

16:18 uh what was that movie with Leonardo DiCaprio?

16:19 DiCaprio?

16:19 DiCaprio? Uh Cars.

16:21 Uh Cars.

16:21 Uh Cars. Yeah. And he was pretending to be those

16:23 Yeah. And he was pretending to be those

16:23 Yeah. And he was pretending to be those other people. Catch me if you can. But

16:25 other people. Catch me if you can. But

16:25 other people. Catch me if you can. But the guy that that was based on when he

16:27 the guy that that was based on when he

16:27 the guy that that was based on when he was 16 and did all that crazy stuff like

16:29 was 16 and did all that crazy stuff like

16:29 was 16 and did all that crazy stuff like pretended to be a flight doctor.

16:32 pretended to be a flight doctor.

16:32 pretended to be a flight doctor. Yeah. Flight a doctor

16:33 Yeah. Flight a doctor

16:33 Yeah. Flight a doctor and a lawyer friend.

16:34 and a lawyer friend.

16:34 and a lawyer friend. Flight lawyer.

16:35 Flight lawyer.

16:35 Flight lawyer. He had gray hair. That's the part they

16:38 He had gray hair. That's the part they

16:38 He had gray hair. That's the part they don't tell you in the movie.

16:39 don't tell you in the movie.

16:39 don't tell you in the movie. That's how he got away with this. He had

16:40 That's how he got away with this. He had

16:40 That's how he got away with this. He had a little bit of gray hair. So they were

16:41 a little bit of gray hair. So they were

16:41 a little bit of gray hair. So they were like, "Oh, this guy's not 16."

16:43 like, "Oh, this guy's not 16."

16:43 like, "Oh, this guy's not 16." Totally. But Leonardo DiCaprio

16:45 Totally. But Leonardo DiCaprio

16:45 Totally. But Leonardo DiCaprio legitimately looked like he was 16. Cuz

16:47 legitimately looked like he was 16. Cuz

16:47 legitimately looked like he was 16. Cuz he still does

16:48 he still does

16:48 he still does after he got eaten by

16:49 after he got eaten by

16:49 after he got eaten by Well, how do you think Leonardo DiCaprio

16:51 Well, how do you think Leonardo DiCaprio

16:51 Well, how do you think Leonardo DiCaprio does that?

16:52 does that?

16:52 does that? Acting.

16:53 Acting.

16:53 Acting. No. Like, how does he look so good when

16:55 No. Like, how does he look so good when

16:55 No. Like, how does he look so good when he's not so young anymore?

16:57 he's not so young anymore?

16:57 he's not so young anymore? Genetics.

16:59 Genetics.

16:59 Genetics. How do we get that? How do we get

17:01 How do we get that? How do we get

17:01 How do we get that? How do we get genetics?

17:01 genetics?

17:01 genetics? I'm already there. I don't know what

17:02 I'm already there. I don't know what

17:02 I'm already there. I don't know what you're worried about.

17:03 you're worried about.

17:03 you're worried about. Look at this. Look how huge. Doesn't

17:05 Look at this. Look how huge. Doesn't

17:05 Look at this. Look how huge. Doesn't that fill your heart with wonder that

17:08 that fill your heart with wonder that

17:08 that fill your heart with wonder that Lucille Ball can still find love in

17:10 Lucille Ball can still find love in

17:10 Lucille Ball can still find love in 2015? Dude, she was my WCW this week.

17:13 2015? Dude, she was my WCW this week.

17:13 2015? Dude, she was my WCW this week. Lucille Ball.

17:14 Lucille Ball.

17:14 Lucille Ball. Oh, you stole my WCW.

17:16 Oh, you stole my WCW.

17:16 Oh, you stole my WCW. Did you see the thing I posted? My

17:18 Did you see the thing I posted? My

17:18 Did you see the thing I posted? My friend, my friend back home made me that

17:20 friend, my friend back home made me that

17:20 friend, my friend back home made me that St. Lucille Ball icon. Uh-huh. That's

17:23 St. Lucille Ball icon. Uh-huh. That's

17:23 St. Lucille Ball icon. Uh-huh. That's really cool.

17:23 really cool.

17:23 really cool. So that's a weird religion to have.

17:25 So that's a weird religion to have.

17:25 So that's a weird religion to have. I Or is it the only one to have?

17:28 I Or is it the only one to have?

17:28 I Or is it the only one to have? That's the real thing.

17:29 That's the real thing.

17:29 That's the real thing. You know what's good, Tyler?

17:30 You know what's good, Tyler?

17:30 You know what's good, Tyler? Television and America.

17:32 Television and America.

17:32 Television and America. Those are both good things. Yeah.

17:34 Those are both good things. Yeah.

17:34 Those are both good things. Yeah. I like when we hang out because we have

17:36 I like when we hang out because we have

17:36 I like when we hang out because we have good conversations together about

17:37 good conversations together about

17:37 good conversations together about nothing. How are you guys doing? Are you

17:39 nothing. How are you guys doing? Are you

17:39 nothing. How are you guys doing? Are you guys doing well and fine? This has only

17:41 guys doing well and fine? This has only

17:41 guys doing well and fine? This has only been, by the way, 17 minutes of

17:43 been, by the way, 17 minutes of

17:43 been, by the way, 17 minutes of craziness.

17:43 craziness.

17:43 craziness. Yeah,

17:44 Yeah, but it feels like much more because my

17:45 but it feels like much more because my

17:45 but it feels like much more because my heart is pounding like crazy.

17:47 heart is pounding like crazy.

17:47 heart is pounding like crazy. We need to move on. We might need to see

17:48 We need to move on. We might need to see

17:48 We need to move on. We might need to see a movie together.

17:48 a movie together.

17:48 a movie together. That's true. We might need to see

17:50 That's true. We might need to see

17:50 That's true. We might need to see scientific movies together. No, because

17:53 scientific movies together. No, because

17:53 scientific movies together. No, because see remember when I almost knocked that

17:54 see remember when I almost knocked that

17:54 see remember when I almost knocked that glass shelf like

17:56 glass shelf like

17:56 glass shelf like I remember it was cool.

17:57 I remember it was cool.

17:58 I remember it was cool. And that was like in the beginning of

17:59 And that was like in the beginning of

17:59 And that was like in the beginning of this since that time I've had so much

18:02 this since that time I've had so much

18:02 this since that time I've had so much adrenaline in my chest like oh man I was

18:05 adrenaline in my chest like oh man I was

18:05 adrenaline in my chest like oh man I was so nervous over

18:06 so nervous over

18:06 so nervous over that I haven't had time to calm down and

18:08 that I haven't had time to calm down and

18:08 that I haven't had time to calm down and really give like a long pan. So now

18:09 really give like a long pan. So now

18:09 really give like a long pan. So now we're across the street

18:11 we're across the street

18:11 we're across the street and we're looking at wonderful scien

18:14 and we're looking at wonderful scien

18:14 and we're looking at wonderful scien wonderful. Look at this African wood

18:17 wonderful. Look at this African wood

18:17 wonderful. Look at this African wood decoration. This is actually uh from New

18:19 decoration. This is actually uh from New

18:19 decoration. This is actually uh from New Guinea.

18:21 Guinea.

18:21 Guinea. Is it from Papa?

18:22 Is it from Papa?

18:22 Is it from Papa? Yeah, it's from Papa. That is not

18:24 Yeah, it's from Papa. That is not

18:24 Yeah, it's from Papa. That is not African at all. It's actually a pretty

18:26 African at all. It's actually a pretty

18:26 African at all. It's actually a pretty good price. I might buy that. And we're

18:28 good price. I might buy that. And we're

18:28 good price. I might buy that. And we're here. What is this? So, now is this the

18:30 here. What is this? So, now is this the

18:30 here. What is this? So, now is this the depot or the station?

18:31 depot or the station?

18:31 depot or the station? This is the depot.

18:32 This is the depot.

18:32 This is the depot. Okay. So, now we're in the depot. The

18:33 Okay. So, now we're in the depot. The

18:34 Okay. So, now we're in the depot. The antique depot. There's all kinds of

18:35 antique depot. There's all kinds of

18:35 antique depot. There's all kinds of antiques up here.

18:36 antiques up here.

18:36 antiques up here. Oh, Walt Disney bro.

18:37 Oh, Walt Disney bro.

18:37 Oh, Walt Disney bro. But we Wait, we we've done a vlog in

18:38 But we Wait, we we've done a vlog in

18:38 But we Wait, we we've done a vlog in here before because we showed downstairs

18:40 here before because we showed downstairs

18:40 here before because we showed downstairs the haunted basement.

18:41 the haunted basement.

18:41 the haunted basement. Other one, I think. No, this is The

18:42 Other one, I think. No, this is The

18:42 Other one, I think. No, this is The Depot doesn't have the haunted basement,

18:44 Depot doesn't have the haunted basement,

18:44 Depot doesn't have the haunted basement, dude. It does. It has a haunted

18:45 dude. It does. It has a haunted

18:45 dude. It does. It has a haunted basement. It has other

18:46 basement. It has other

18:46 basement. It has other No, I think I've done a vlog in here

18:47 No, I think I've done a vlog in here

18:48 No, I think I've done a vlog in here without you. So, we've been here before.

18:49 without you. So, we've been here before.

18:49 without you. So, we've been here before. They have additional shops and this used

18:52 They have additional shops and this used

18:52 They have additional shops and this used to say and snack bar, but there's

18:55 to say and snack bar, but there's

18:55 to say and snack bar, but there's spoiler alert.

18:57 spoiler alert.

18:57 spoiler alert. There's no snacks.

18:58 There's no snacks.

18:58 There's no snacks. Yeah, we've looked for the snack bar

19:00 Yeah, we've looked for the snack bar

19:00 Yeah, we've looked for the snack bar before in the vlog. I'm sure that I

19:01 before in the vlog. I'm sure that I

19:01 before in the vlog. I'm sure that I vlogged. I think I came here with

19:02 vlogged. I think I came here with

19:02 vlogged. I think I came here with Heimbuk once.

19:04 Heimbuk once.

19:04 Heimbuk once. Oh, that sounds

19:05 Oh, that sounds

19:05 Oh, that sounds Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was super

19:06 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was super

19:06 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was super fun. He told me some things that I will

19:08 fun. He told me some things that I will

19:08 fun. He told me some things that I will never forget.

19:09 never forget.

19:09 never forget. I bet he did.

19:12 I bet he did.

19:12 I bet he did. Just horrible things. Anyway, how you

19:15 Just horrible things. Anyway, how you

19:15 Just horrible things. Anyway, how you doing, Tyler? How do you How do you feel

19:17 doing, Tyler? How do you How do you feel

19:17 doing, Tyler? How do you How do you feel about antiques and old things?

19:19 about antiques and old things?

19:19 about antiques and old things? Um, I'm kind of neutral.

19:22 Um, I'm kind of neutral.

19:22 Um, I'm kind of neutral. I like uh looking at old records.

19:25 I like uh looking at old records.

19:25 I like uh looking at old records. Yeah.

19:26 Yeah. And new records.

19:27 And new records.

19:27 And new records. Uh-huh.

19:28 Uh-huh.

19:28 Uh-huh. What about world records?

19:29 What about world records?

19:29 What about world records? No. Um, no opinion.

19:31 No. Um, no opinion.

19:31 No. Um, no opinion. Like if if I bought you a book about

19:33 Like if if I bought you a book about

19:33 Like if if I bought you a book about world records,

19:34 world records,

19:34 world records, some sort of Guinness,

19:35 some sort of Guinness,

19:35 some sort of Guinness, you wouldn't like it? No, not a beer.

19:36 you wouldn't like it? No, not a beer.

19:36 you wouldn't like it? No, not a beer. Just a book.

19:37 Just a book.

19:37 Just a book. Oh, some sort of Ripleys.

19:39 Oh, some sort of Ripleys.

19:39 Oh, some sort of Ripleys. Yeah.

19:39 Yeah. Uh, no. I would hate it.

19:41 Uh, no. I would hate it.

19:41 Uh, no. I would hate it. Why would you hate it? Cuz it's just all

19:42 Why would you hate it? Cuz it's just all

19:42 Why would you hate it? Cuz it's just all these people that have bounced on a

19:44 these people that have bounced on a

19:44 these people that have bounced on a bouncy more than me.

19:46 bouncy more than me.

19:46 bouncy more than me. Wait, what?

19:46 Wait, what?

19:46 Wait, what? Bounce more trampoline bounces and more

19:49 Bounce more trampoline bounces and more

19:49 Bounce more trampoline bounces and more of these guys.

19:50 of these guys.

19:50 of these guys. Mhm. More hip-hop guys.

19:51 Mhm. More hip-hop guys.

19:51 Mhm. More hip-hop guys. Yeah. And I've done none of that.

19:54 Yeah. And I've done none of that.

19:54 Yeah. And I've done none of that. Can you do the whip in the nigh neigh on

19:56 Can you do the whip in the nigh neigh on

19:56 Can you do the whip in the nigh neigh on the vlog?

19:57 the vlog?

19:57 the vlog? I don't know what you're talking about.

19:58 I don't know what you're talking about.

19:58 I don't know what you're talking about. It's a hip-hop dance. That's really

19:59 It's a hip-hop dance. That's really

20:00 It's a hip-hop dance. That's really weird.

20:00 weird.

20:00 weird. The answer to that is a firm no cuz I

20:02 The answer to that is a firm no cuz I

20:02 The answer to that is a firm no cuz I don't even know.

20:02 don't even know.

20:02 don't even know. Just do like um just do like this

20:05 Just do like um just do like this

20:05 Just do like um just do like this and then do like a little this

20:07 and then do like a little this

20:07 and then do like a little this like one of these

20:08 like one of these

20:08 like one of these and then Yeah. And then back up and do

20:09 and then Yeah. And then back up and do

20:09 and then Yeah. And then back up and do this like No.

20:11 this like No.

20:12 this like No. So that's Tyler's the closest. Now do

20:13 So that's Tyler's the closest. Now do

20:14 So that's Tyler's the closest. Now do them both of them in a row.

20:16 them both of them in a row.

20:16 them both of them in a row. So that's the closest Tyler gets to the

20:19 So that's the closest Tyler gets to the

20:19 So that's the closest Tyler gets to the whip and the nigh, which is something I

20:22 whip and the nigh, which is something I

20:22 whip and the nigh, which is something I would never do. If I did do that, Ally

20:23 would never do. If I did do that, Ally

20:23 would never do. If I did do that, Ally would literally punch me. She doesn't

20:25 would literally punch me. She doesn't

20:25 would literally punch me. She doesn't like it at all.

20:26 like it at all.

20:26 like it at all. She doesn't like whips or nighs.

20:27 She doesn't like whips or nighs.

20:27 She doesn't like whips or nighs. No, not at all. I don't think like

20:28 No, not at all. I don't think like

20:28 No, not at all. I don't think like anyone does.

20:30 anyone does.

20:30 anyone does. I don't.

20:31 I don't.

20:31 I don't. What is this? Just answer me. Hold on.

20:33 What is this? Just answer me. Hold on.

20:33 What is this? Just answer me. Hold on. Let's take a good look at it first.

20:36 Let's take a good look at it first.

20:36 Let's take a good look at it first. It's

20:37 It's

20:37 It's toothpicks. Well, and then there's a

20:39 toothpicks. Well, and then there's a

20:40 toothpicks. Well, and then there's a little Dutch family here. Let's look.

20:41 little Dutch family here. Let's look.

20:41 little Dutch family here. Let's look. Let's just examine. We have a Dutch

20:43 Let's just examine. We have a Dutch

20:43 Let's just examine. We have a Dutch family

20:45 family

20:45 family with some Japanese folk above them on

20:49 with some Japanese folk above them on

20:49 with some Japanese folk above them on top of a giant strange head.

20:53 top of a giant strange head.

20:53 top of a giant strange head. Mhm.

20:53 Mhm. Looking above the mayor of Goobertown.

20:56 Looking above the mayor of Goobertown.

20:56 Looking above the mayor of Goobertown. And what what is that?

20:57 And what what is that?

20:57 And what what is that? Les fine wood.

20:58 Les fine wood.

20:58 Les fine wood. What is that?

20:59 What is that? I think that it's a traditional Japanese

21:03 I think that it's a traditional Japanese

21:03 I think that it's a traditional Japanese sarcopha guy.

21:05 sarcopha guy.

21:05 sarcopha guy. Yeah, because right here you have the

21:06 Yeah, because right here you have the

21:06 Yeah, because right here you have the toothpicks.

21:07 toothpicks.

21:07 toothpicks. Mhm. Reusable, of course. Using minimum

21:10 Mhm. Reusable, of course. Using minimum

21:10 Mhm. Reusable, of course. Using minimum mouth. Look at the staining on the tip.

21:12 mouth. Look at the staining on the tip.

21:12 mouth. Look at the staining on the tip. So, that's very sanitary. Don't worry.

21:14 So, that's very sanitary. Don't worry.

21:14 So, that's very sanitary. Don't worry. Wait, hold still. I want to Oh, I I

21:17 Wait, hold still. I want to Oh, I I

21:17 Wait, hold still. I want to Oh, I I know. I solved it. I know what these

21:18 know. I solved it. I know what these

21:18 know. I solved it. I know what these are. I know what these are. They're

21:20 are. I know what these are. They're

21:20 are. I know what these are. They're beard combs.

21:22 beard combs.

21:22 beard combs. Just

21:23 Just

21:24 Just Just hold still. I'm not going to pierce

21:25 Just hold still. I'm not going to pierce

21:25 Just hold still. I'm not going to pierce your jugular yet. That's for later. What

21:28 your jugular yet. That's for later. What

21:28 your jugular yet. That's for later. What is that though, for real? It looks like

21:30 is that though, for real? It looks like

21:30 is that though, for real? It looks like a tea cart.

21:31 a tea cart.

21:31 a tea cart. It's a teacart. Football cream

21:33 It's a teacart. Football cream

21:33 It's a teacart. Football cream with football cream.

21:34 with football cream.

21:34 with football cream. It's football cream. Okay, it's football

21:35 It's football cream. Okay, it's football

21:35 It's football cream. Okay, it's football cream. Tyler, please.

21:37 cream. Tyler, please.

21:38 cream. Tyler, please. Hold this for me.

21:38 Hold this for me.

21:38 Hold this for me. Okay.

21:39 Okay. And would you? And then I'm going to go

21:41 And would you? And then I'm going to go

21:41 And would you? And then I'm going to go over here. We're going to go over here

21:43 over here. We're going to go over here

21:43 over here. We're going to go over here and we're going to get this. And I

21:45 and we're going to get this. And I

21:45 and we're going to get this. And I apologize for the nature of this vlog. I

21:47 apologize for the nature of this vlog. I

21:47 apologize for the nature of this vlog. I didn't have time to build it together or

21:48 didn't have time to build it together or

21:48 didn't have time to build it together or to paint it. Tyler's doing something and

21:51 to paint it. Tyler's doing something and

21:51 to paint it. Tyler's doing something and I'm doing something. We're holding this

21:52 I'm doing something. We're holding this

21:52 I'm doing something. We're holding this down. And the big reveal is coming.

21:54 down. And the big reveal is coming.

21:54 down. And the big reveal is coming. Friendship in a picture. Ready?

22:04 Where's your Where's your face? Where's

22:04 Where's your Where's your face? Where's your

22:10 ma'am?

22:10 ma'am? My hat's way better.

22:11 My hat's way better.

22:11 My hat's way better. Your hat was better. My hat was more of

22:13 Your hat was better. My hat was more of

22:13 Your hat was better. My hat was more of a riding hat. So that's what we were

22:14 a riding hat. So that's what we were

22:14 a riding hat. So that's what we were doing.

22:15 doing.

22:15 doing. Riding hat.

22:15 Riding hat.

22:15 Riding hat. A rioting hat. See, see these vlogs,

22:18 A rioting hat. See, see these vlogs,

22:18 A rioting hat. See, see these vlogs, unlike the random lands, are unedited,

22:19 unlike the random lands, are unedited,

22:19 unlike the random lands, are unedited, which means if I want to grab something

22:21 which means if I want to grab something

22:21 which means if I want to grab something and I don't want you to see it, I have

22:22 and I don't want you to see it, I have

22:22 and I don't want you to see it, I have to just point the camera awkwardly down

22:24 to just point the camera awkwardly down

22:24 to just point the camera awkwardly down at my crotch or the wall or this

22:26 at my crotch or the wall or this

22:26 at my crotch or the wall or this gentleman here. Hello, sir. How you

22:27 gentleman here. Hello, sir. How you

22:27 gentleman here. Hello, sir. How you doing? And uh or Tyler's face. So, why

22:31 doing? And uh or Tyler's face. So, why

22:31 doing? And uh or Tyler's face. So, why don't you give us some words of wisdom?

22:34 don't you give us some words of wisdom?

22:34 don't you give us some words of wisdom? There are times

22:36 There are times

22:36 There are times in

22:37 in

22:37 in life where you find yourself

22:41 life where you find yourself

22:41 life where you find yourself uh in the sneaker pasture and all you've

22:43 uh in the sneaker pasture and all you've

22:44 uh in the sneaker pasture and all you've got are boots and you have to figure out

22:46 got are boots and you have to figure out

22:46 got are boots and you have to figure out Stop. Stop there.

22:51 Wow. Okay.

22:51 Wow. Okay. Okay. And if it's raining, you got to

22:54 Okay. And if it's raining, you got to

22:54 Okay. And if it's raining, you got to figure out, is it worth the monsoon

23:00 figure out, is it worth the monsoon

23:00 figure out, is it worth the monsoon for

23:02 for

23:02 for the concrete wisdom of tomorrow's

23:05 the concrete wisdom of tomorrow's

23:05 the concrete wisdom of tomorrow's dryness?

23:11 So,

23:11 So, you find yourself in a sneaker pasture.

23:13 you find yourself in a sneaker pasture.

23:14 you find yourself in a sneaker pasture. Mhm.

23:14 Mhm. And all you've got are boots.

23:15 And all you've got are boots.

23:15 And all you've got are boots. Yeah.

23:23 What's happening up there? Just a bender

23:23 What's happening up there? Just a bender fist. Yeah,

23:24 fist. Yeah,

23:24 fist. Yeah, it's beautiful. Tyler, is this your

23:25 it's beautiful. Tyler, is this your

23:25 it's beautiful. Tyler, is this your grandfather?

23:26 grandfather?

23:26 grandfather? Oh, ho. No,

23:27 Oh, ho. No,

23:27 Oh, ho. No, he looks like a man who owned land.

23:30 he looks like a man who owned land.

23:30 he looks like a man who owned land. Oh, yeah. The Evans didn't own a lot of

23:31 Oh, yeah. The Evans didn't own a lot of

23:31 Oh, yeah. The Evans didn't own a lot of land.

23:32 land.

23:32 land. Oh, why not? You guys invented carpet,

23:33 Oh, why not? You guys invented carpet,

23:33 Oh, why not? You guys invented carpet, though, or something, right? Don't you?

23:34 though, or something, right? Don't you?

23:34 though, or something, right? Don't you? Uh, sort of. But that was

23:36 Uh, sort of. But that was

23:36 Uh, sort of. But that was Didn't your family literally invent

23:37 Didn't your family literally invent

23:37 Didn't your family literally invent carpet?

23:38 carpet?

23:38 carpet? No, they're part of the reason that the

23:41 No, they're part of the reason that the

23:41 No, they're part of the reason that the tuing industry was so big in the South.

23:43 tuing industry was so big in the South.

23:43 tuing industry was so big in the South. But

23:43 But

23:43 But what's tuing? Explain that to us in

23:45 what's tuing? Explain that to us in

23:45 what's tuing? Explain that to us in great detail. I don't know.

23:46 great detail. I don't know.

23:46 great detail. I don't know. Bed spreads and broad looms.

23:47 Bed spreads and broad looms.

23:48 Bed spreads and broad looms. What does that mean?

23:49 What does that mean?

23:49 What does that mean? I don't know, man.

23:50 I don't know, man.

23:50 I don't know, man. Stop talking about bed knobs and

23:51 Stop talking about bed knobs and

23:51 Stop talking about bed knobs and broomsticks and give us the answer. What

23:53 broomsticks and give us the answer. What

23:53 broomsticks and give us the answer. What is tufting?

23:54 is tufting?

23:54 is tufting? They're like sort of the reason the

23:56 They're like sort of the reason the

23:56 They're like sort of the reason the Is that the fluff inside of a blanket

23:57 Is that the fluff inside of a blanket

23:57 Is that the fluff inside of a blanket that makes it thick? But what does that

23:59 that makes it thick? But what does that

23:59 that makes it thick? But what does that have to do with carpet, though?

24:00 have to do with carpet, though?

24:00 have to do with carpet, though? Well, I don't know. I'M NOT A CARPET.

24:02 Well, I don't know. I'M NOT A CARPET.

24:02 Well, I don't know. I'M NOT A CARPET. OH MY GOSH. WHAT IS THIS?

24:09 FLOUR. There's gluten in there, Tyler.

24:09 FLOUR. There's gluten in there, Tyler. I don't have

24:10 I don't have

24:10 I don't have I can't have gluten, Tyler. I can't have

24:12 I can't have gluten, Tyler. I can't have

24:12 I can't have gluten, Tyler. I can't have it. I'M GLUTEN INTOLERANT. I'M VERY

24:13 it. I'M GLUTEN INTOLERANT. I'M VERY

24:13 it. I'M GLUTEN INTOLERANT. I'M VERY RACIST AGAINST GLUTEN. I just want to

24:15 RACIST AGAINST GLUTEN. I just want to

24:15 RACIST AGAINST GLUTEN. I just want to throw out that I don't have any toughing

24:17 throw out that I don't have any toughing

24:17 throw out that I don't have any toughing millions. I just want to make that

24:18 millions. I just want to make that

24:18 millions. I just want to make that clear.

24:18 clear.

24:18 clear. Tyler's grandmother

24:22 Tyler's grandmother

24:22 Tyler's grandmother sister.

24:24 sister.

24:24 sister. Nope.

24:24 Nope. Was a woman named

24:30 Petress Evans.

24:30 Petress Evans. Nope. None of this is true.

24:32 Nope. None of this is true.

24:32 Nope. None of this is true. She invented carpet. And her picture's

24:34 She invented carpet. And her picture's

24:34 She invented carpet. And her picture's on a mural in the town of Dalton,

24:36 on a mural in the town of Dalton,

24:36 on a mural in the town of Dalton, Georgia. Right.

24:37 Georgia. Right.

24:37 Georgia. Right. There is a woman who I'm related to who

24:40 There is a woman who I'm related to who

24:40 There is a woman who I'm related to who has a mural in Dton, Georgia.

24:41 has a mural in Dton, Georgia.

24:41 has a mural in Dton, Georgia. Beatric.

24:42 Beatric.

24:42 Beatric. Her name is not Beatus.

24:43 Her name is not Beatus.

24:43 Her name is not Beatus. What is it? Catherine.

24:45 What is it? Catherine.

24:45 What is it? Catherine. Okay. Catherine Evans

24:46 Okay. Catherine Evans

24:46 Okay. Catherine Evans and Katherine Whitner.

24:48 and Katherine Whitner.

24:48 and Katherine Whitner. Katherine Evans invented carpet and her

24:51 Katherine Evans invented carpet and her

24:51 Katherine Evans invented carpet and her picture is on the wall.

24:53 picture is on the wall.

24:53 picture is on the wall. I got stuckies.

24:55 I got stuckies.

24:55 I got stuckies. Nope. No stuckies involved.

24:57 Nope. No stuckies involved.

24:57 Nope. No stuckies involved. What is it? Tell us about the mural,

24:59 What is it? Tell us about the mural,

24:59 What is it? Tell us about the mural, man. I'm just trying to get you to tell

25:01 man. I'm just trying to get you to tell

25:01 man. I'm just trying to get you to tell us.

25:01 us.

25:01 us. Why? I just pull it up.

25:02 Why? I just pull it up.

25:02 Why? I just pull it up. Okay, you pull it up. I want to buy this

25:04 Okay, you pull it up. I want to buy this

25:04 Okay, you pull it up. I want to buy this ancient candalabra holder.

25:07 ancient candalabra holder.

25:07 ancient candalabra holder. That's not what that is.

25:07 That's not what that is.

25:07 That's not what that is. That's what it's called. I'm going to

25:10 That's what it's called. I'm going to

25:10 That's what it's called. I'm going to travel the world with this. Seeking

25:12 travel the world with this. Seeking

25:12 travel the world with this. Seeking spirits. Okay. Okay. So, there you go.

25:14 spirits. Okay. Okay. So, there you go.

25:14 spirits. Okay. Okay. So, there you go. So, wait, hold on. Let's see if we can

25:17 So, wait, hold on. Let's see if we can

25:17 So, wait, hold on. Let's see if we can that right there. And why does it say

25:18 that right there. And why does it say

25:18 that right there. And why does it say Evans on it then?

25:19 Evans on it then?

25:19 Evans on it then? Well, that's her maiden name.

25:20 Well, that's her maiden name.

25:20 Well, that's her maiden name. Okay. So, her maiden name was Evans. So,

25:22 Okay. So, her maiden name was Evans. So,

25:22 Okay. So, her maiden name was Evans. So, she's slightly related to you and she

25:24 she's slightly related to you and she

25:24 she's slightly related to you and she invented something that has to do with

25:26 invented something that has to do with

25:26 invented something that has to do with carpet. And she was super rich and

25:27 carpet. And she was super rich and

25:27 carpet. And she was super rich and famous in your hometown, right?

25:29 famous in your hometown, right?

25:29 famous in your hometown, right? And all over the Southeast.

25:30 And all over the Southeast.

25:30 And all over the Southeast. Yet, you didn't get any money from that.

25:32 Yet, you didn't get any money from that.

25:32 Yet, you didn't get any money from that. So, you had to grow up in a town that's

25:34 So, you had to grow up in a town that's

25:34 So, you had to grow up in a town that's all based around carpet. in a town that

25:37 all based around carpet. in a town that

25:37 all based around carpet. in a town that thrives on an industry that your

25:39 thrives on an industry that your

25:39 thrives on an industry that your relative basically created with her own

25:42 relative basically created with her own

25:42 relative basically created with her own two hands and brain. Yes. And you get

25:45 two hands and brain. Yes. And you get

25:45 two hands and brain. Yes. And you get none of it. And then you had to go to

25:47 none of it. And then you had to go to

25:47 none of it. And then you had to go to work in a factory, a glue factory for

25:49 work in a factory, a glue factory for

25:49 work in a factory, a glue factory for the carpets that your grandmother,

25:51 the carpets that your grandmother,

25:51 the carpets that your grandmother, sister, uncle, cousin invented. And you

25:54 sister, uncle, cousin invented. And you

25:54 sister, uncle, cousin invented. And you made like 35 cents an hour and you had

25:56 made like 35 cents an hour and you had

25:56 made like 35 cents an hour and you had to work in a pit.

25:57 to work in a pit.

25:57 to work in a pit. Pretty much all that's true. She she we

26:00 Pretty much all that's true. She she we

26:00 Pretty much all that's true. She she we didn't get any money. She didn't like my

26:01 didn't get any money. She didn't like my

26:01 didn't get any money. She didn't like my great-grandmother. So you So she was all

26:03 great-grandmother. So you So she was all

26:03 great-grandmother. So you So she was all like, "Sh, you don't Hey, great grandma

26:06 like, "Sh, you don't Hey, great grandma

26:06 like, "Sh, you don't Hey, great grandma Petus. You don't get any of my petri

26:08 Petus. You don't get any of my petri

26:08 Petus. You don't get any of my petri dishes."

26:09 dishes."

26:09 dishes." Yep.

26:10 Yep. There's something. I wasn't there.

26:12 There's something. I wasn't there.

26:12 There's something. I wasn't there. Tyler's Family History by Justin Scard.

26:14 Tyler's Family History by Justin Scard.

26:14 Tyler's Family History by Justin Scard. It's wrong.

26:15 It's wrong.

26:15 It's wrong. No, it's not. It's pretty much exactly

26:17 No, it's not. It's pretty much exactly

26:17 No, it's not. It's pretty much exactly your history. I did the research. I have

26:19 your history. I did the research. I have

26:19 your history. I did the research. I have ancestry.

26:21 ancestry.

26:21 ancestry. So,

26:21 So, ancestry core.

26:22 ancestry core.

26:22 ancestry core. Ancestry.com. This is my thing that I

26:25 Ancestry.com. This is my thing that I

26:25 Ancestry.com. This is my thing that I like to do. Whoa. Here's a weird thing.

26:28 like to do. Whoa. Here's a weird thing.

26:28 like to do. Whoa. Here's a weird thing. You're a weird thing.

26:30 You're a weird thing.

26:30 You're a weird thing. middleage.

26:32 middleage.

26:32 middleage. That's what it's gonna look like.

26:34 That's what it's gonna look like.

26:34 That's what it's gonna look like. So, that's what that looks like. I can't

26:36 So, that's what that looks like. I can't

26:36 So, that's what that looks like. I can't wait to have sideburns and a dog and a

26:39 wait to have sideburns and a dog and a

26:39 wait to have sideburns and a dog and a and a child to grab someone's skirt and

26:43 and a child to grab someone's skirt and

26:43 and a child to grab someone's skirt and and there you go, Tyler. Things to look

26:45 and there you go, Tyler. Things to look

26:45 and there you go, Tyler. Things to look forward to, huh?

26:46 forward to, huh?

26:46 forward to, huh? Science.

26:47 Science.

26:47 Science. Science. Here we go. Let's continue our

26:49 Science. Here we go. Let's continue our

26:49 Science. Here we go. Let's continue our way through the Look at that. Hold this

26:51 way through the Look at that. Hold this

26:51 way through the Look at that. Hold this for me.

26:51 for me.

26:51 for me. Is that an ottoman?

26:52 Is that an ottoman?

26:52 Is that an ottoman? I'm going to check if it's comfortable.

26:53 I'm going to check if it's comfortable.

26:53 I'm going to check if it's comfortable. Make sure that you can see the thing.

26:55 Make sure that you can see the thing.

26:55 Make sure that you can see the thing. I can't see nothing.

26:56 I can't see nothing.

26:56 I can't see nothing. All right. Come on. Well, just flip it

26:58 All right. Come on. Well, just flip it

26:58 All right. Come on. Well, just flip it around so you can see the comfort.

27:03 around so you can see the comfort.

27:03 around so you can see the comfort. Look at how comfortable I am. Everyone,

27:05 Look at how comfortable I am. Everyone,

27:05 Look at how comfortable I am. Everyone, do you see Tyler? Get in on this. Get

27:07 do you see Tyler? Get in on this. Get

27:07 do you see Tyler? Get in on this. Get your face in here. Now, you're going to

27:09 your face in here. Now, you're going to

27:09 your face in here. Now, you're going to be the ventriloquist that asks me

27:10 be the ventriloquist that asks me

27:10 be the ventriloquist that asks me questions cuz I'm on a ventriloquist

27:12 questions cuz I'm on a ventriloquist

27:12 questions cuz I'm on a ventriloquist couch.

27:12 couch.

27:12 couch. Oh, hey. Hey, dummy.

27:16 Oh, hey. Hey, dummy.

27:16 Oh, hey. Hey, dummy. Hey.

27:16 Hey.

27:16 Hey. What do you think about this whole thing

27:19 What do you think about this whole thing

27:19 What do you think about this whole thing going on um on the prairies? Well, when

27:22 going on um on the prairies? Well, when

27:22 going on um on the prairies? Well, when I was a child, my mother made me go to

27:25 I was a child, my mother made me go to

27:25 I was a child, my mother made me go to the woodshed where there was a bear.

27:28 the woodshed where there was a bear.

27:28 the woodshed where there was a bear. Oh, man. Snow, am I right?

27:30 Oh, man. Snow, am I right?

27:30 Oh, man. Snow, am I right? Mhm. Definitely deep stuff.

27:32 Mhm. Definitely deep stuff.

27:32 Mhm. Definitely deep stuff. Game of Thrones is a show people watch.

27:34 Game of Thrones is a show people watch.

27:34 Game of Thrones is a show people watch. Is it?

27:35 Is it? I mean, hey, what's what is the deal

27:38 I mean, hey, what's what is the deal

27:38 I mean, hey, what's what is the deal with Cadillac cars?

27:39 with Cadillac cars?

27:39 with Cadillac cars? I thought you were a head shrinker. My

27:40 I thought you were a head shrinker. My

27:40 I thought you were a head shrinker. My head feels bigger and bigger all the

27:42 head feels bigger and bigger all the

27:42 head feels bigger and bigger all the time.

27:43 time.

27:43 time. I'm not sure.

27:43 I'm not sure.

27:44 I'm not sure. It's fluid on my brain.

27:45 It's fluid on my brain.

27:45 It's fluid on my brain. Yeah.

27:47 Yeah. Hey, tell me about the science. Well,

27:52 Hey, tell me about the science. Well,

27:52 Hey, tell me about the science. Well, the sky.

27:54 the sky.

27:54 the sky. That was good, right? That was fun. We

27:55 That was good, right? That was fun. We

27:55 That was good, right? That was fun. We could do it. We could have a TV show. I

27:57 could do it. We could have a TV show. I

27:57 could do it. We could have a TV show. I feel like we could talk about

27:58 feel like we could talk about

27:58 feel like we could talk about just nailed it.

27:59 just nailed it.

27:59 just nailed it. Thoughts?

27:59 Thoughts?

27:59 Thoughts? Celebrities. What do they know? Do they

28:01 Celebrities. What do they know? Do they

28:01 Celebrities. What do they know? Do they know things? Let's find it.

28:04 know things? Let's find it.

28:04 know things? Let's find it. Look at all these. You know those like

28:07 Look at all these. You know those like

28:07 Look at all these. You know those like potted plants with the weird Chinese

28:09 potted plants with the weird Chinese

28:09 potted plants with the weird Chinese fisherman? I feel like uh this is where

28:12 fisherman? I feel like uh this is where

28:12 fisherman? I feel like uh this is where they get all their pots from.

28:13 they get all their pots from.

28:13 they get all their pots from. Probably not.

28:15 Probably not.

28:15 Probably not. 5.95

28:17 5.95

28:17 5.95 for this guy.

28:18 for this guy.

28:18 for this guy. Good deal. Is you? Would you like that

28:20 Good deal. Is you? Would you like that

28:20 Good deal. Is you? Would you like that for Christmas?

28:21 for Christmas?

28:21 for Christmas? I would wear it.

28:22 I would wear it.

28:22 I would wear it. You would wear it

28:23 You would wear it

28:23 You would wear it on a necklace strange.

28:24 on a necklace strange.

28:24 on a necklace strange. So, this vlog is very shaky and

28:27 So, this vlog is very shaky and

28:27 So, this vlog is very shaky and uncontrolled and totally wild and crazy

28:29 uncontrolled and totally wild and crazy

28:29 uncontrolled and totally wild and crazy and it's 30 minutes of absolute utter

28:31 and it's 30 minutes of absolute utter

28:31 and it's 30 minutes of absolute utter nonsense.

28:32 nonsense.

28:32 nonsense. Well, that's the way we like it.

28:33 Well, that's the way we like it.

28:33 Well, that's the way we like it. But it's not only the way we like it.

28:34 But it's not only the way we like it.

28:34 But it's not only the way we like it. This is kind of how our lives actually

28:35 This is kind of how our lives actually

28:35 This is kind of how our lives actually are in real life. And

28:37 are in real life. And

28:37 are in real life. And try on Phyllis's pants.

28:38 try on Phyllis's pants.

28:38 try on Phyllis's pants. Try on Phyllis's pants. What? Look at

28:41 Try on Phyllis's pants. What? Look at

28:41 Try on Phyllis's pants. What? Look at carousel horses. There's all kinds of

28:43 carousel horses. There's all kinds of

28:43 carousel horses. There's all kinds of stuff here. Come to the orange circle

28:44 stuff here. Come to the orange circle

28:44 stuff here. Come to the orange circle and look at the stuff. Oh, look, Tyler.

28:48 and look at the stuff. Oh, look, Tyler.

28:48 and look at the stuff. Oh, look, Tyler. A lot.

28:49 A lot.

28:49 A lot. No, not at this. Look, it's Queen

28:51 No, not at this. Look, it's Queen

28:51 No, not at this. Look, it's Queen Elizabeth, your bae,

28:52 Elizabeth, your bae,

28:52 Elizabeth, your bae, Elizabeth Windsor.

28:53 Elizabeth Windsor.

28:53 Elizabeth Windsor. It is. You're constantly making

28:55 It is. You're constantly making

28:55 It is. You're constantly making references to her and talking about how

28:57 references to her and talking about how

28:57 references to her and talking about how you want to dress like her. Okay, true

28:58 you want to dress like her. Okay, true

28:58 you want to dress like her. Okay, true story time.

28:59 story time.

28:59 story time. True stories with Justin Scar. Are you

29:01 True stories with Justin Scar. Are you

29:01 True stories with Justin Scar. Are you ready?

29:02 ready?

29:02 ready? Yeah.

29:02 Yeah. So, one time I was on this road trip and

29:04 So, one time I was on this road trip and

29:04 So, one time I was on this road trip and I went and I asked this lady for

29:06 I went and I asked this lady for

29:06 I went and I asked this lady for moisturizer and I said, "Clearly, I'm

29:07 moisturizer and I said, "Clearly, I'm

29:08 moisturizer and I said, "Clearly, I'm very manly. I have the power to cover a

29:09 very manly. I have the power to cover a

29:09 very manly. I have the power to cover a bracelet and all this stuff." And she

29:10 bracelet and all this stuff." And she

29:10 bracelet and all this stuff." And she said it was the weirdest thing she ever

29:11 said it was the weirdest thing she ever

29:11 said it was the weirdest thing she ever heard. I said the joke fell flat, didn't

29:13 heard. I said the joke fell flat, didn't

29:13 heard. I said the joke fell flat, didn't land.

29:14 land. Mhm.

29:14 Mhm. And um what are you doing there? was

29:15 And um what are you doing there? was

29:16 And um what are you doing there? was playing with this thing.

29:16 playing with this thing.

29:16 playing with this thing. Okay, that's fine. Like Polyiana, the

29:18 Okay, that's fine. Like Polyiana, the

29:18 Okay, that's fine. Like Polyiana, the prisms

29:18 prisms

29:18 prisms kind of.

29:19 kind of.

29:19 kind of. Okay, so then so then the next shell

29:21 Okay, so then so then the next shell

29:21 Okay, so then so then the next shell station on the other side of another

29:24 station on the other side of another

29:24 station on the other side of another town

29:24 town

29:24 town further up the trail, these two big

29:27 further up the trail, these two big

29:27 further up the trail, these two big rough tough, you know, the dudes with

29:28 rough tough, you know, the dudes with

29:28 rough tough, you know, the dudes with the plaid shirts and like they smell and

29:30 the plaid shirts and like they smell and

29:30 the plaid shirts and like they smell and they're just strong.

29:32 they're just strong.

29:32 they're just strong. They were probably hunting stuff like 5

29:34 They were probably hunting stuff like 5

29:34 They were probably hunting stuff like 5 minutes before.

29:35 minutes before.

29:35 minutes before. Well, these two dudes, they opened the

29:37 Well, these two dudes, they opened the

29:37 Well, these two dudes, they opened the doors for me, either door of a shell

29:39 doors for me, either door of a shell

29:39 doors for me, either door of a shell thing. One was coming out, one was going

29:40 thing. One was coming out, one was going

29:40 thing. One was coming out, one was going in. They both of them opened the doors

29:42 in. They both of them opened the doors

29:42 in. They both of them opened the doors for me. So when I walked through the

29:43 for me. So when I walked through the

29:43 for me. So when I walked through the doors, there were two burly men holding

29:45 doors, there were two burly men holding

29:45 doors, there were two burly men holding the doors open for me. Right. Strong.

29:47 the doors open for me. Right. Strong.

29:47 the doors open for me. Right. Strong. Like you were the leader of the pack for

29:48 Like you were the leader of the pack for

29:48 Like you were the leader of the pack for kind of for a second. And the whole

29:50 kind of for a second. And the whole

29:50 kind of for a second. And the whole shell station was full of other dudes

29:51 shell station was full of other dudes

29:52 shell station was full of other dudes that were hunting and fishing and

29:53 that were hunting and fishing and

29:54 that were hunting and fishing and probably wrangling cows.

29:55 probably wrangling cows.

29:55 probably wrangling cows. Yeah.

29:56 Yeah. And I walked in. I said, "Oh, thanks

29:58 And I walked in. I said, "Oh, thanks

29:58 And I walked in. I said, "Oh, thanks guys. I feel like the Queen of England."

30:01 guys. I feel like the Queen of England."

30:01 guys. I feel like the Queen of England." Just that came out of my mouth without

30:02 Just that came out of my mouth without

30:02 Just that came out of my mouth without thinking. And then Yeah. So dot dot dot.

30:05 thinking. And then Yeah. So dot dot dot.

30:05 thinking. And then Yeah. So dot dot dot. I look around and realize who I'm

30:07 I look around and realize who I'm

30:07 I look around and realize who I'm standing in the gas station with. and I

30:09 standing in the gas station with. and I

30:09 standing in the gas station with. and I said, which I now realize was the wrong

30:12 said, which I now realize was the wrong

30:12 said, which I now realize was the wrong thing to say, and the place exploded. I

30:16 thing to say, and the place exploded. I

30:16 thing to say, and the place exploded. I WAS THE MOST popular guy in the Shell

30:18 WAS THE MOST popular guy in the Shell

30:18 WAS THE MOST popular guy in the Shell Station in Bridgeport, California for

30:20 Station in Bridgeport, California for

30:20 Station in Bridgeport, California for about five minutes. And the cashier's

30:22 about five minutes. And the cashier's

30:22 about five minutes. And the cashier's name,

30:23 name,

30:23 name, according to the name tag,

30:24 according to the name tag,

30:24 according to the name tag, Ruckland Bubba.

30:26 Ruckland Bubba.

30:26 Ruckland Bubba. Oh,

30:27 Oh, straight up. I have a picture of him on

30:28 straight up. I have a picture of him on

30:28 straight up. I have a picture of him on my Snapchat. It's gone now, but it was

30:30 my Snapchat. It's gone now, but it was

30:30 my Snapchat. It's gone now, but it was there once.

30:30 there once.

30:30 there once. That was the peak, huh?

30:32 That was the peak, huh?

30:32 That was the peak, huh? That was the peak of my comedy career.

30:34 That was the peak of my comedy career.

30:34 That was the peak of my comedy career. So, if you want to, you can use that

30:36 So, if you want to, you can use that

30:36 So, if you want to, you can use that comedy bit in your stand up.

30:38 comedy bit in your stand up.

30:38 comedy bit in your stand up. I won't. Why not? It was a good bit.

30:40 I won't. Why not? It was a good bit.

30:40 I won't. Why not? It was a good bit. Look at this phone. This is Queen

30:42 Look at this phone. This is Queen

30:42 Look at this phone. This is Queen Elizabeth's phone. Where? I can't even

30:44 Elizabeth's phone. Where? I can't even

30:44 Elizabeth's phone. Where? I can't even see if you can see that vlog. Here we

30:46 see if you can see that vlog. Here we

30:46 see if you can see that vlog. Here we go. Look it.

30:47 go. Look it.

30:47 go. Look it. Elizabeth Windsor.

30:50 Elizabeth Windsor. Tyler, are you there?

30:52 Tyler, are you there?

30:52 Tyler, are you there? Can you just go full downfire?

30:53 Can you just go full downfire?

30:53 Can you just go full downfire? No, you need a You need to for the sake

30:55 No, you need a You need to for the sake

30:55 No, you need a You need to for the sake of the You got to pretend like you're

30:56 of the You got to pretend like you're

30:56 of the You got to pretend like you're here.

30:56 here.

30:56 here. Hello.

30:58 Hello.

30:58 Hello. Why? Why do you talk like that, too?

30:59 Why? Why do you talk like that, too?

30:59 Why? Why do you talk like that, too? I don't know what's happening.

31:00 I don't know what's happening.

31:00 I don't know what's happening. It's me, Queen Elizabeth.

31:02 It's me, Queen Elizabeth.

31:02 It's me, Queen Elizabeth. Hi.

31:03 Hi.

31:03 Hi. Can you put your finger up to your ear

31:05 Can you put your finger up to your ear

31:05 Can you put your finger up to your ear or something? Can you play along a

31:06 or something? Can you play along a

31:06 or something? Can you play along a little?

31:07 little?

31:07 little? Okay. Uh, what were you doing today, my

31:10 Okay. Uh, what were you doing today, my

31:10 Okay. Uh, what were you doing today, my child?

31:11 child?

31:11 child? Uh, you know, there's cool stuff. I ate

31:14 Uh, you know, there's cool stuff. I ate

31:14 Uh, you know, there's cool stuff. I ate some bread.

31:16 some bread.

31:16 some bread. Would you like to come to the Buckingham

31:18 Would you like to come to the Buckingham

31:18 Would you like to come to the Buckingham Palace and have some ham?

31:21 Palace and have some ham?

31:21 Palace and have some ham? I um I you know, there's a car.

31:25 I um I you know, there's a car.

31:25 I um I you know, there's a car. What?

31:26 What? I got this car and it's I mean the gas

31:29 I got this car and it's I mean the gas

31:29 I got this car and it's I mean the gas phone. You got to hand get your cell

31:32 phone. You got to hand get your cell

31:32 phone. You got to hand get your cell phone or something.

31:33 phone or something.

31:33 phone or something. I got my car is almost out of fluids.

31:36 I got my car is almost out of fluids.

31:36 I got my car is almost out of fluids. I'll send you some gasoline in my

31:38 I'll send you some gasoline in my

31:38 I'll send you some gasoline in my butler's carriage.

31:40 butler's carriage.

31:40 butler's carriage. Isn't it called petrol there?

31:42 Isn't it called petrol there?

31:42 Isn't it called petrol there? Yes, I'll send you some petrol.

31:44 Yes, I'll send you some petrol.

31:44 Yes, I'll send you some petrol. I don't know what petrol is. We use gas.

31:46 I don't know what petrol is. We use gas.

31:46 I don't know what petrol is. We use gas. Oh, look at all the people who just

31:47 Oh, look at all the people who just

31:48 Oh, look at all the people who just cannot handle this. Okay, Tyler, I want

31:50 cannot handle this. Okay, Tyler, I want

31:50 cannot handle this. Okay, Tyler, I want you to quit your job and move to the

31:53 you to quit your job and move to the

31:53 you to quit your job and move to the palace and sell souvenir British flags

31:57 palace and sell souvenir British flags

31:57 palace and sell souvenir British flags for me.

31:58 for me. Can I have my own rolodex?

32:00 Can I have my own rolodex?

32:00 Can I have my own rolodex? You can have a typewriter.

32:02 You can have a typewriter.

32:02 You can have a typewriter. Oh, then no dear. But you can't hang out

32:05 Oh, then no dear. But you can't hang out

32:05 Oh, then no dear. But you can't hang out with that nefarious Justin Scar anymore.

32:09 with that nefarious Justin Scar anymore.

32:09 with that nefarious Justin Scar anymore. HE IS A BAD MAN.

32:10 HE IS A BAD MAN.

32:10 HE IS A BAD MAN. OH, I mean I agree.

32:12 OH, I mean I agree.

32:12 OH, I mean I agree. And you must renounce George Washington.

32:15 And you must renounce George Washington.

32:15 And you must renounce George Washington. Oh, yeah. I mean, we weren't close.

32:17 Oh, yeah. I mean, we weren't close.

32:17 Oh, yeah. I mean, we weren't close. You can be all about General Lee, but

32:19 You can be all about General Lee, but

32:19 You can be all about General Lee, but not General Washington. He's bad.

32:21 not General Washington. He's bad.

32:22 not General Washington. He's bad. Well, you guys almost defended us in the

32:23 Well, you guys almost defended us in the

32:23 Well, you guys almost defended us in the Civil War.

32:24 Civil War.

32:24 Civil War. Yes, we love the South. Bring Cotton.

32:27 Yes, we love the South. Bring Cotton.

32:27 Yes, we love the South. Bring Cotton. All right, this is turning into a pretty

32:28 All right, this is turning into a pretty

32:28 All right, this is turning into a pretty sweet deal.

32:29 sweet deal.

32:29 sweet deal. I love you. I've always It's always been

32:31 I love you. I've always It's always been

32:31 I love you. I've always It's always been you, not Prince Phillip. Well, I mean,

32:34 you, not Prince Phillip. Well, I mean,

32:34 you, not Prince Phillip. Well, I mean, let's just take it day by day.

32:36 let's just take it day by day.

32:36 let's just take it day by day. Okay. Goodbye.

32:37 Okay. Goodbye.

32:37 Okay. Goodbye. All right. Late

32:39 All right. Late

32:39 All right. Late Tyler and the Queen of England. That's

32:41 Tyler and the Queen of England. That's

32:41 Tyler and the Queen of England. That's how they talk on the phone together.

32:43 how they talk on the phone together.

32:43 how they talk on the phone together. Pretty much exactly like that. And

32:45 Pretty much exactly like that. And

32:46 Pretty much exactly like that. And here's Luke Skywalker's activity book.

32:47 here's Luke Skywalker's activity book.

32:48 here's Luke Skywalker's activity book. Holy crap. We did it. We won it. We won

32:50 Holy crap. We did it. We won it. We won

32:50 Holy crap. We did it. We won it. We won antiquing forever. It's $8. I don't know

32:54 antiquing forever. It's $8. I don't know

32:54 antiquing forever. It's $8. I don't know what's in it.

32:55 what's in it.

32:55 what's in it. Please investigate this. Look, there

32:57 Please investigate this. Look, there

32:57 Please investigate this. Look, there they are. Girls,

32:58 they are. Girls,

32:58 they are. Girls, let me tell you a quick story the other

32:59 let me tell you a quick story the other

32:59 let me tell you a quick story the other day.

32:59 day.

32:59 day. It's girls.

33:01 It's girls.

33:01 It's girls. There's girls over there. Why are you

33:03 There's girls over there. Why are you

33:03 There's girls over there. Why are you talking about stars? Fine.

33:06 talking about stars? Fine.

33:06 talking about stars? Fine. Speaking of improv, uh, at comedy. I

33:08 Speaking of improv, uh, at comedy. I

33:08 Speaking of improv, uh, at comedy. I ruined this guy's improv the other

33:09 ruined this guy's improv the other

33:09 ruined this guy's improv the other night. You would

33:10 night. You would

33:10 night. You would What's comedy?

33:11 What's comedy?

33:11 What's comedy? We'll do all

33:12 We'll do all

33:12 We'll do all at comedy. Oh, when you were doing stand

33:13 at comedy. Oh, when you were doing stand

33:13 at comedy. Oh, when you were doing stand up. Okay, come over here and tell me all

33:14 up. Okay, come over here and tell me all

33:14 up. Okay, come over here and tell me all about it. Hold on.

33:15 about it. Hold on.

33:15 about it. Hold on. I ruined this.

33:15 I ruined this.

33:15 I ruined this. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

33:19 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

33:19 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, hop up. Okay, sit. No, draw that.

33:22 Okay, hop up. Okay, sit. No, draw that.

33:22 Okay, hop up. Okay, sit. No, draw that. Draw up a chair. Drop a contract. Okay,

33:24 Draw up a chair. Drop a contract. Okay,

33:24 Draw up a chair. Drop a contract. Okay, Tyler and I, Story time.

33:27 Tyler and I, Story time.

33:27 Tyler and I, Story time. It's not a very long story.

33:28 It's not a very long story.

33:28 It's not a very long story. We're going to have the story in the

33:29 We're going to have the story in the

33:29 We're going to have the story in the living room of our heart's desire. I

33:31 living room of our heart's desire. I

33:31 living room of our heart's desire. I ruined.

33:32 ruined.

33:32 ruined. Okay, hold on. We're gonna we're gonna

33:33 Okay, hold on. We're gonna we're gonna

33:33 Okay, hold on. We're gonna we're gonna go back. We're going to back up. We're

33:35 go back. We're going to back up. We're

33:35 go back. We're going to back up. We're going to do this like a talk show.

33:36 going to do this like a talk show.

33:36 going to do this like a talk show. Okay.

33:37 Okay. So, Tyler.

33:38 So, Tyler.

33:38 So, Tyler. Yeah.

33:39 Yeah. Welcome to the show.

33:40 Welcome to the show.

33:40 Welcome to the show. Uhhuh.

33:42 Uhhuh.

33:42 Uhhuh. Hey, what's up?

33:43 Hey, what's up?

33:43 Hey, what's up? Luke's activity book. Am I right? Yeah.

33:46 Luke's activity book. Am I right? Yeah.

33:46 Luke's activity book. Am I right? Yeah. So, Tyler's here to promote his new

33:47 So, Tyler's here to promote his new

33:48 So, Tyler's here to promote his new activity book.

33:49 activity book.

33:49 activity book. Uhhuh.

33:49 Uhhuh. By Luke Skywalker. Tyler, what do you

33:51 By Luke Skywalker. Tyler, what do you

33:51 By Luke Skywalker. Tyler, what do you got going on? What's been going down in

33:53 got going on? What's been going down in

33:53 got going on? What's been going down in the hizzy? Tell us all that.

33:54 the hizzy? Tell us all that.

33:54 the hizzy? Tell us all that. I'll tell you, Justin.

33:55 I'll tell you, Justin.

33:55 I'll tell you, Justin. Yeah. Okay.

33:55 Yeah. Okay.

33:56 Yeah. Okay. You ever you notice this improv comedy

33:57 You ever you notice this improv comedy

33:57 You ever you notice this improv comedy going around Los Angeles?

33:59 going around Los Angeles?

34:00 going around Los Angeles? Improv comedy. Woo.

34:01 Improv comedy. Woo.

34:01 Improv comedy. Woo. Well, I went to one the other day and

34:03 Well, I went to one the other day and

34:03 Well, I went to one the other day and this guy was just trying to put a scene

34:05 this guy was just trying to put a scene

34:05 this guy was just trying to put a scene together as they do, you know.

34:06 together as they do, you know.

34:06 together as they do, you know. Oh.

34:07 Oh. And he said, "I need a suggestion of a

34:08 And he said, "I need a suggestion of a

34:08 And he said, "I need a suggestion of a person. Just a person from history."

34:10 person. Just a person from history."

34:10 person. Just a person from history." Uhhuh.

34:11 Uhhuh. And I yelled from the back of the crowd.

34:12 And I yelled from the back of the crowd.

34:12 And I yelled from the back of the crowd. I go, "OJ,

34:15 I go, "OJ,

34:15 I go, "OJ, OJ,

34:16 OJ,

34:16 OJ, like Simpson."

34:17 like Simpson."

34:17 like Simpson." Yeah.

34:19 Okay. He He couldn't put anything together and

34:22 He He couldn't put anything together and

34:22 He He couldn't put anything together and he left the stage.

34:24 he left the stage.

34:24 he left the stage. What? Like he literally didn't even say

34:26 What? Like he literally didn't even say

34:26 What? Like he literally didn't even say anything. I was like, "OJ Simpson." And

34:28 anything. I was like, "OJ Simpson." And

34:28 anything. I was like, "OJ Simpson." And he was like, "Uh,

34:34 that's not what I meant." And then this

34:34 that's not what I meant." And then this actually happened, too. He's like, "I

34:35 actually happened, too. He's like, "I

34:35 actually happened, too. He's like, "I need another person." And I go, I go,

34:37 need another person." And I go, I go,

34:37 need another person." And I go, I go, "Ron Goldman."

34:47 Then he then he just didn't go forward

34:47 Then he then he just didn't go forward with the B.

34:55 You can't do that to people.

34:55 You can't do that to people. So he had nothing. What would you have

34:57 So he had nothing. What would you have

34:57 So he had nothing. What would you have done? I would have ran with it.

34:58 done? I would have ran with it.

34:58 done? I would have ran with it. What was his I wonder what his bit was.

35:00 What was his I wonder what his bit was.

35:00 What was his I wonder what his bit was. I wonder where he was going with it.

35:01 I wonder where he was going with it.

35:01 I wonder where he was going with it. We'll never know.

35:02 We'll never know.

35:02 We'll never know. We'll never know. No one will ever

35:06 We'll never know. No one will ever

35:06 We'll never know. No one will ever Look at that couch. I want that couch.

35:08 Look at that couch. I want that couch.

35:08 Look at that couch. I want that couch. Sweet couch.

35:09 Sweet couch.

35:09 Sweet couch. Dude, that is wrong.

35:10 Dude, that is wrong.

35:10 Dude, that is wrong. Pretty funny though,

35:11 Pretty funny though,

35:11 Pretty funny though, Tyler.

35:12 Tyler. Yeah,

35:12 Yeah, it's so right.

35:13 it's so right.

35:13 it's so right. That's the best wrong.

35:17 That's the best wrong.

35:17 That's the best wrong. Were people at least laughing at you?

35:19 Were people at least laughing at you?

35:19 Were people at least laughing at you? Oh, yeah. Everyone's

35:20 Oh, yeah. Everyone's

35:20 Oh, yeah. Everyone's okay. So, I mean, so it works.

35:21 okay. So, I mean, so it works.

35:21 okay. So, I mean, so it works. Some of you are going to be too young

35:22 Some of you are going to be too young

35:22 Some of you are going to be too young for this.

35:22 for this.

35:22 for this. So, the audience was going to So, the

35:24 So, the audience was going to So, the

35:24 So, the audience was going to So, the audience was happy.

35:26 audience was happy.

35:26 audience was happy. Yeah.

35:28 Yeah. All right. So, where did the females go?

35:32 All right. So, where did the females go?

35:32 All right. So, where did the females go? I don't know.

35:33 I don't know.

35:33 I don't know. They're They're gone. They're down here.

35:35 They're They're gone. They're down here.

35:35 They're They're gone. They're down here. So,

35:35 So, go.

35:36 go.

35:36 go. Well, we did a loop. Did we do a loop or

35:37 Well, we did a loop. Did we do a loop or

35:38 Well, we did a loop. Did we do a loop or We looped a loop.

35:38 We looped a loop.

35:38 We looped a loop. Did we do a complete loop of the

35:40 Did we do a complete loop of the

35:40 Did we do a complete loop of the basement? Oh, this place is haunted.

35:42 basement? Oh, this place is haunted.

35:42 basement? Oh, this place is haunted. Probably.

35:43 Probably.

35:43 Probably. According to the

35:45 According to the

35:45 According to the haunted oc.com ghost tours.

35:48 haunted oc.com ghost tours.

35:48 haunted oc.com ghost tours. Who knows what Erniey's talking about?

35:50 Who knows what Erniey's talking about?

35:50 Who knows what Erniey's talking about? They say that this place is haunted.

35:51 They say that this place is haunted.

35:51 They say that this place is haunted. Probably.

35:53 Probably. probably because of that old old wooden

35:56 probably because of that old old wooden

35:56 probably because of that old old wooden shoe. Oh, so okay. So, here's this is

35:57 shoe. Oh, so okay. So, here's this is

35:57 shoe. Oh, so okay. So, here's this is really funny. Um, I was making a U-turn

36:00 really funny. Um, I was making a U-turn

36:00 really funny. Um, I was making a U-turn and there was this really crazy like

36:02 and there was this really crazy like

36:02 and there was this really crazy like obviously somebody really put this

36:04 obviously somebody really put this

36:04 obviously somebody really put this really offensive sign up and uh I'll

36:06 really offensive sign up and uh I'll

36:06 really offensive sign up and uh I'll just tell you what it what it said. It

36:08 just tell you what it what it said. It

36:08 just tell you what it what it said. It was really this is not you know on this

36:10 was really this is not you know on this

36:10 was really this is not you know on this somebody had pasted up this sticker that

36:12 somebody had pasted up this sticker that

36:12 somebody had pasted up this sticker that said something crazy racist.

36:14 said something crazy racist.

36:14 said something crazy racist. Yeah.

36:14 Yeah. But it was saying something bad about

36:15 But it was saying something bad about

36:16 But it was saying something bad about diversity, right?

36:16 diversity, right?

36:16 diversity, right? Doesn't bear repeating.

36:18 Doesn't bear repeating.

36:18 Doesn't bear repeating. And so Ally like just it was just like

36:19 And so Ally like just it was just like

36:19 And so Ally like just it was just like one of those moments where she just

36:20 one of those moments where she just

36:20 one of those moments where she just blanks. She's like, "Wait, what's

36:21 blanks. She's like, "Wait, what's

36:22 blanks. She's like, "Wait, what's diversity?" Right? So I said, "An old

36:23 diversity?" Right? So I said, "An old

36:23 diversity?" Right? So I said, "An old old wooden ship used during the Civil

36:26 old wooden ship used during the Civil

36:26 old wooden ship used during the Civil War era." She just looked at me like,

36:28 War era." She just looked at me like,

36:28 War era." She just looked at me like, "What?"

36:36 I nailed it, dude. I I Anchor Man

36:36 I nailed it, dude. I I Anchor Man reference. Bam. She looked at me like,

36:39 reference. Bam. She looked at me like,

36:39 reference. Bam. She looked at me like, "How does that make sense?" I'm like,

36:40 "How does that make sense?" I'm like,

36:40 "How does that make sense?" I'm like, "No, you know, like diversity." Like,

36:41 "No, you know, like diversity." Like,

36:41 "No, you know, like diversity." Like, you know, diver Oh, duh. Diversity, you

36:43 you know, diver Oh, duh. Diversity, you

36:43 you know, diver Oh, duh. Diversity, you know, like just was one of those

36:44 know, like just was one of those

36:44 know, like just was one of those moments, but it worked so perfectly for

36:46 moments, but it worked so perfectly for

36:46 moments, but it worked so perfectly for me

36:47 me

36:47 me forever. Diversity. An old old wooden

36:49 forever. Diversity. An old old wooden

36:49 forever. Diversity. An old old wooden ship used during the Civil War era, I

36:51 ship used during the Civil War era, I

36:51 ship used during the Civil War era, I believe. No, that is not correct.

36:54 believe. No, that is not correct.

36:54 believe. No, that is not correct. So, watch the movie Anchor Man if you

36:56 So, watch the movie Anchor Man if you

36:56 So, watch the movie Anchor Man if you haven't already seen it. Children, look

36:57 haven't already seen it. Children, look

36:57 haven't already seen it. Children, look at this furniture. What do you think

36:58 at this furniture. What do you think

36:58 at this furniture. What do you think about this furniture, Tyler?

37:00 about this furniture, Tyler?

37:00 about this furniture, Tyler? Oh, some classic Klitschko pieces.

37:03 Oh, some classic Klitschko pieces.

37:03 Oh, some classic Klitschko pieces. What? Yeah, made in the post80s

37:07 What? Yeah, made in the post80s

37:07 What? Yeah, made in the post80s movement of modern sculpting. Um, these

37:10 movement of modern sculpting. Um, these

37:10 movement of modern sculpting. Um, these uh retail uh go for $1,200 for the set.

37:13 uh retail uh go for $1,200 for the set.

37:13 uh retail uh go for $1,200 for the set. Ally and I were here the other day. We

37:15 Ally and I were here the other day. We

37:15 Ally and I were here the other day. We were on her Periscope. Well, it was I

37:18 were on her Periscope. Well, it was I

37:18 were on her Periscope. Well, it was I was took over it over cuz she gets cell

37:19 was took over it over cuz she gets cell

37:19 was took over it over cuz she gets cell phone service down here and I don't. And

37:21 phone service down here and I don't. And

37:21 phone service down here and I don't. And we were wearing these taco hats in

37:22 we were wearing these taco hats in

37:22 we were wearing these taco hats in twinning.

37:23 twinning.

37:23 twinning. Oh, that's awful.

37:24 Oh, that's awful.

37:24 Oh, that's awful. Taco Bell hats. Uh, actually, I was

37:27 Taco Bell hats. Uh, actually, I was

37:27 Taco Bell hats. Uh, actually, I was wearing it. She wouldn't put it on

37:28 wearing it. She wouldn't put it on

37:28 wearing it. She wouldn't put it on because she said there was a hair in

37:30 because she said there was a hair in

37:30 because she said there was a hair in one.

37:30 one.

37:30 one. Oh, well, that's where hair goes in hats

37:33 Oh, well, that's where hair goes in hats

37:33 Oh, well, that's where hair goes in hats pretty much. That's where hair goes to

37:34 pretty much. That's where hair goes to

37:34 pretty much. That's where hair goes to dye in people's hats. Look at this lamp.

37:38 dye in people's hats. Look at this lamp.

37:38 dye in people's hats. Look at this lamp. Look at this lamp. I love mid-century

37:41 Look at this lamp. I love mid-century

37:41 Look at this lamp. I love mid-century stuff. And this one literally says on

37:43 stuff. And this one literally says on

37:43 stuff. And this one literally says on the tag, atomic swag lamp. How could you

37:46 the tag, atomic swag lamp. How could you

37:46 the tag, atomic swag lamp. How could you not own an atomic swag lamp given the

37:49 not own an atomic swag lamp given the

37:49 not own an atomic swag lamp given the opportunity?

37:50 opportunity?

37:50 opportunity? No, but if you have the opportunity to.

37:52 No, but if you have the opportunity to.

37:52 No, but if you have the opportunity to. I do right now.

37:53 I do right now.

37:53 I do right now. Tyler, you and I have a shirt together.

37:55 Tyler, you and I have a shirt together.

37:55 Tyler, you and I have a shirt together. Oh, then

37:56 Oh, then

37:56 Oh, then no one has bought it

37:57 no one has bought it

37:57 no one has bought it at all.

37:58 at all.

37:58 at all. Just very little. No one.

38:00 Just very little. No one.

38:00 Just very little. No one. So, you and me on it with Mexican large

38:02 So, you and me on it with Mexican large

38:02 So, you and me on it with Mexican large hats and it says amigos

38:04 hats and it says amigos

38:04 hats and it says amigos at live poor.spreadshirt.com.

38:08 at live poor.spreadshirt.com.

38:08 at live poor.spreadshirt.com. All lowercase on.

38:09 All lowercase on.

38:09 All lowercase on. Tell people what you think of their

38:10 Tell people what you think of their

38:10 Tell people what you think of their decision to not own that shirt yet.

38:14 decision to not own that shirt yet.

38:14 decision to not own that shirt yet. Uh, por

38:17 Uh, por

38:17 Uh, por uh coo

38:20 uh coo

38:20 uh coo bueno iguapo

38:22 bueno iguapo

38:22 bueno iguapo iguapo el t-shirt.

38:24 iguapo el t-shirt.

38:24 iguapo el t-shirt. Wait, what's how do you say t-shirt in

38:25 Wait, what's how do you say t-shirt in

38:26 Wait, what's how do you say t-shirt in Spanish?

38:26 Spanish?

38:26 Spanish? I don't know.

38:27 I don't know. Jess,

38:29 Jess,

38:29 Jess, how do you say shirt in Spanish?

38:30 how do you say shirt in Spanish?

38:30 how do you say shirt in Spanish? Yeah,

38:31 Yeah, I don't know.

38:33 I don't know. Kamisa slopp.

38:35 Kamisa slopp.

38:35 Kamisa slopp. That's wrong probably, but

38:37 That's wrong probably, but

38:37 That's wrong probably, but see

38:37 see

38:37 see see.

38:39 see.

38:39 see. Were you gonna take this or should I put

38:41 Were you gonna take this or should I put

38:41 Were you gonna take this or should I put it put it back? Oh, he's not going to

38:43 it put it back? Oh, he's not going to

38:43 it put it back? Oh, he's not going to take it. He never takes anything.

38:45 take it. He never takes anything.

38:45 take it. He never takes anything. Who? What? The hat? Yeah.

38:46 Who? What? The hat? Yeah.

38:46 Who? What? The hat? Yeah. Oh, I don't know. That was just sitting

38:47 Oh, I don't know. That was just sitting

38:48 Oh, I don't know. That was just sitting there.

38:48 there. Oh, okay.

38:49 Oh, okay. I don't know where the hat came from.

38:51 I don't know where the hat came from.

38:51 I don't know where the hat came from. Where did it come from? Hold this, would

38:53 Where did it come from? Hold this, would

38:53 Where did it come from? Hold this, would you? Handsome vlog for a second. Oh,

38:55 you? Handsome vlog for a second. Oh,

38:55 you? Handsome vlog for a second. Oh, it's been a long time coming.

38:58 it's been a long time coming.

38:58 it's been a long time coming. The vlog

39:00 The vlog

39:00 The vlog uh day guapo.

39:04 uh day guapo.

39:04 uh day guapo. Okay, thanks. Anyway, what do you have

39:06 Okay, thanks. Anyway, what do you have

39:06 Okay, thanks. Anyway, what do you have there? What are you holding?

39:08 there? What are you holding?

39:08 there? What are you holding? This lunch box.

39:09 This lunch box.

39:09 This lunch box. A lunchbox. a yellow submarine lunchbox.

39:12 A lunchbox. a yellow submarine lunchbox.

39:12 A lunchbox. a yellow submarine lunchbox. You have to have some very specifically

39:14 You have to have some very specifically

39:14 You have to have some very specifically molded food to go in there.

39:16 molded food to go in there.

39:16 molded food to go in there. There's a lot of cuteness happening in

39:17 There's a lot of cuteness happening in

39:17 There's a lot of cuteness happening in this general area

39:19 this general area

39:19 this general area and a lot of handsomeness happening

39:21 and a lot of handsomeness happening

39:21 and a lot of handsomeness happening right here. Just radiating. Well, now

39:23 right here. Just radiating. Well, now

39:23 right here. Just radiating. Well, now we're going to hang out and have more

39:24 we're going to hang out and have more

39:24 we're going to hang out and have more friendship.

39:26 friendship.

39:26 friendship. We missed the movie

39:27 We missed the movie

39:27 We missed the movie here. What movie?

39:28 here. What movie?

39:28 here. What movie? If we were going to see the gall.

39:30 If we were going to see the gall.

39:30 If we were going to see the gall. Well, we're not going to see that movie

39:31 Well, we're not going to see that movie

39:31 Well, we're not going to see that movie now. So, thank you for watching this

39:34 now. So, thank you for watching this

39:34 now. So, thank you for watching this very long vlog with a lot of cool stuff

39:37 very long vlog with a lot of cool stuff

39:37 very long vlog with a lot of cool stuff happening. Mostly Tyler talking about

39:39 happening. Mostly Tyler talking about

39:39 happening. Mostly Tyler talking about pearl necklaces a lot.

39:40 pearl necklaces a lot.

39:40 pearl necklaces a lot. Yep. As I always do.

39:42 Yep. As I always do.

39:42 Yep. As I always do. And we're going to leave you here now.

39:44 And we're going to leave you here now.

39:44 And we're going to leave you here now. Subscribe for some more in the future

39:46 Subscribe for some more in the future

39:46 Subscribe for some more in the future and check out livefastipore.com. Tyler's

39:49 and check out livefastipore.com. Tyler's

39:49 and check out livefastipore.com. Tyler's going to write an article today about

39:51 going to write an article today about

39:51 going to write an article today about how handsome I am.

39:53 how handsome I am.

39:53 how handsome I am. Probably not.

Justin Scarred + Tyler Evans + Antiques = Nonsense

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