Knott's Berry Farm is Dead... and it's amazing!
Summer vacation is over, Knott's Scary farm is almost here, and that means Knott's Empty Farm is back! It's another Randomland Adventure! I've been down sick but I'm coming back alive!
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well I'm back in the past several days I
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well I'm back in the past several days I have felt so awful and gross sick tired
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have felt so awful and gross sick tired
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have felt so awful and gross sick tired like having the flu without throwing up
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like having the flu without throwing up
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like having the flu without throwing up or something like that just completely
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or something like that just completely
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or something like that just completely I'm totally out maybe it was from being
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I'm totally out maybe it was from being
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I'm totally out maybe it was from being cooked alive in that room as a meet-up
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cooked alive in that room as a meet-up
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cooked alive in that room as a meet-up event thing that we just did either way
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event thing that we just did either way
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event thing that we just did either way look at this I'm glad I was home because
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look at this I'm glad I was home because
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look at this I'm glad I was home because I was here for the new couch delivery oh
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I was here for the new couch delivery oh
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I was here for the new couch delivery oh wow very nice new couch we got a table
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wow very nice new couch we got a table
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wow very nice new couch we got a table back here with stuff and I finally hung
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back here with stuff and I finally hung
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back here with stuff and I finally hung up some of the posters because I think
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up some of the posters because I think
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up some of the posters because I think that being here this weekend I spent
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that being here this weekend I spent
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that being here this weekend I spent more hours on those sick days being here
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more hours on those sick days being here
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more hours on those sick days being here then I have in a long time and probably
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then I have in a long time and probably
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then I have in a long time and probably did more to move into this place and I
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did more to move into this place and I
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did more to move into this place and I have since I actually moved into this
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have since I actually moved into this
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have since I actually moved into this place but as exciting as new couches are
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place but as exciting as new couches are
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place but as exciting as new couches are at the moment it's kind of dead don't
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at the moment it's kind of dead don't
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at the moment it's kind of dead don't you think I mean you know there's only
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you think I mean you know there's only
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you think I mean you know there's only so much excitement that you can get from
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so much excitement that you can get from
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so much excitement that you can get from sitting on a couch so unless you want to
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sitting on a couch so unless you want to
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sitting on a couch so unless you want to do something today a board game know
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do something today a board game know
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do something today a board game know that I think well yeah okay just kind of
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that I think well yeah okay just kind of
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that I think well yeah okay just kind of go down the street here in search of a
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go down the street here in search of a
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go down the street here in search of a little energy boost you like to think of
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little energy boost you like to think of
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little energy boost you like to think of myself as a fairly high energy person
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myself as a fairly high energy person
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myself as a fairly high energy person you know at least a middle level energy
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you know at least a middle level energy
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you know at least a middle level energy person the bummer about the whole
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person the bummer about the whole
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person the bummer about the whole autoimmune disorder is that it sucks the
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autoimmune disorder is that it sucks the
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autoimmune disorder is that it sucks the energy right out of me how it feels good
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energy right out of me how it feels good
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energy right out of me how it feels good to be outside this this is gonna feel
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to be outside this this is gonna feel
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to be outside this this is gonna feel even better
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yes they still have some Zhu si and look
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yes they still have some Zhu si and look it it matches the color scheme out here
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it it matches the color scheme out here
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it it matches the color scheme out here at rods that's pretty cool oh yeah I'm
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at rods that's pretty cool oh yeah I'm
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at rods that's pretty cool oh yeah I'm starting to feel better already done
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starting to feel better already done
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starting to feel better already done there's really just one question left
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there's really just one question left
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there's really just one question left where to next
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where to next
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where to next do you know what I think I have an idea
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do you know what I think I have an idea
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do you know what I think I have an idea yes that's right we're back
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yes that's right we're back
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yes that's right we're back Knott's Scary Farm well technically not
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Knott's Scary Farm well technically not
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Knott's Scary Farm well technically not just yet but every year Knott's Berry
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just yet but every year Knott's Berry
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just yet but every year Knott's Berry Farm transforms itself into not a scary
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Farm transforms itself into not a scary
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Farm transforms itself into not a scary farm at night a place full of monsters
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farm at night a place full of monsters
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farm at night a place full of monsters whole mazes full of terror but not yet
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whole mazes full of terror but not yet
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whole mazes full of terror but not yet though right now they're still setting
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though right now they're still setting
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though right now they're still setting up not scary farms right now is that
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up not scary farms right now is that
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up not scary farms right now is that wonderful time of year where we get to
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wonderful time of year where we get to
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wonderful time of year where we get to experience not empty farm it's just the
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experience not empty farm it's just the
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experience not empty farm it's just the entrance gate you would never see this
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entrance gate you would never see this
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entrance gate you would never see this at Disneyland not even on a Wednesday
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at Disneyland not even on a Wednesday
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at Disneyland not even on a Wednesday this makes me so happy nog xanthi far
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this makes me so happy nog xanthi far
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this makes me so happy nog xanthi far makes me want to dance
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makes me want to dance
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makes me want to dance what could be better than having a whole
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what could be better than having a whole
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what could be better than having a whole theme park basically to yourself except
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theme park basically to yourself except
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theme park basically to yourself except sharing a basically empty theme park
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sharing a basically empty theme park
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sharing a basically empty theme park with your friends looking here are all
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with your friends looking here are all
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with your friends looking here are all of my friends handsome Brady and whiskey
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of my friends handsome Brady and whiskey
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of my friends handsome Brady and whiskey Bay let's get one thing straight that
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Bay let's get one thing straight that
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Bay let's get one thing straight that one and he ain't your friends
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one and he ain't your friends
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one and he ain't your friends we're your business associate what don't
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we're your business associate what don't
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we're your business associate what don't pretend like you ain't been moonshining
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pretend like you ain't been moonshining
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pretend like you ain't been moonshining with us you've been cooking up does have
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with us you've been cooking up does have
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with us you've been cooking up does have anything to drink on you I'm really
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anything to drink on you I'm really
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anything to drink on you I'm really thirsty for free do we got with no
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thirsty for free do we got with no
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thirsty for free do we got with no something other than whiskey I've had
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something other than whiskey I've had
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something other than whiskey I've had too much whiskey already today
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too much whiskey already today
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too much whiskey already today wrong with a man who won't drink who
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wrong with a man who won't drink who
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wrong with a man who won't drink who wish got a saloon they might have a
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wish got a saloon they might have a
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wish got a saloon they might have a matter of seven different
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matter of seven different
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matter of seven different oh yeah the saloon oh yeah
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oh yeah the saloon oh yeah
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oh yeah the saloon oh yeah the ticket myself a fine sarsaparilla
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the ticket myself a fine sarsaparilla
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the ticket myself a fine sarsaparilla sarsaparilla please thank you yeah we
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sarsaparilla please thank you yeah we
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sarsaparilla please thank you yeah we just gotta find somewhere to go and
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just gotta find somewhere to go and
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just gotta find somewhere to go and drink our cash marina in peace oh that's
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drink our cash marina in peace oh that's
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drink our cash marina in peace oh that's nice man we don't take kindly to folks
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nice man we don't take kindly to folks
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nice man we don't take kindly to folks around here right we don't think kind of
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around here right we don't think kind of
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around here right we don't think kind of the people who don't take kinda others
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the people who don't take kinda others
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the people who don't take kinda others around here oh sorry guys let me buy you
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around here oh sorry guys let me buy you
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around here oh sorry guys let me buy you a drink
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a drink
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a drink wait a minute George fake Tyler it was
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wait a minute George fake Tyler it was
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wait a minute George fake Tyler it was me the whole ah it was me oh right not
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me the whole ah it was me oh right not
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me the whole ah it was me oh right not empty farm with my two top chums there's
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empty farm with my two top chums there's
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empty farm with my two top chums there's Tyler right there top Chum number-one
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Tyler right there top Chum number-one
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Tyler right there top Chum number-one and George my buddy chums
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and George my buddy chums
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and George my buddy chums but amigos friend gosh just look at that
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but amigos friend gosh just look at that
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but amigos friend gosh just look at that that's a theme park right there in
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that's a theme park right there in
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that's a theme park right there in America get the glory dude Knotts MD
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America get the glory dude Knotts MD
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America get the glory dude Knotts MD farm we can do whatever we want is
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farm we can do whatever we want is
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farm we can do whatever we want is amazing now what do we want to do dance
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amazing now what do we want to do dance
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amazing now what do we want to do dance dance we can no one else here Daisy
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dance we can no one else here Daisy
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dance we can no one else here Daisy dollars come on George dance okay Tyler
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dollars come on George dance okay Tyler
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dollars come on George dance okay Tyler I don't think George it's gonna dance
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I don't think George it's gonna dance
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I don't think George it's gonna dance you know what you need George thrill
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you know what you need George thrill
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you know what you need George thrill ride like how about this one for example
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ride like how about this one for example
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ride like how about this one for example oh my god
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[Applause]
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[Applause] hey he's okay okay
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I feel like a million bucks now that are
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I feel like a million bucks now that are so sore but I didn't even know that I
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so sore but I didn't even know that I
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so sore but I didn't even know that I had how do you do George
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had how do you do George
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had how do you do George he feels okay he fell you're gonna be
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he feels okay he fell you're gonna be
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he feels okay he fell you're gonna be okay you seem like you're fun
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okay you seem like you're fun
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okay you seem like you're fun great you don't even care no my insides
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great you don't even care no my insides
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great you don't even care no my insides are all shaking off to you I need a
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are all shaking off to you I need a
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are all shaking off to you I need a break
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break
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break we need some refresh something
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we need some refresh something
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we need some refresh something refreshing maybe boysenberry Punk
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refreshing maybe boysenberry Punk
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refreshing maybe boysenberry Punk no no a little water and you know the
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no no a little water and you know the
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no no a little water and you know the best place to get water come on buddy
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best place to get water come on buddy
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best place to get water come on buddy yeah you almost got his hair dude he
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yeah you almost got his hair dude he
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yeah you almost got his hair dude he would have been on the side of this Oh
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would have been on the side of this Oh
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would have been on the side of this Oh y'all ready to fight wait a minute don't
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y'all ready to fight wait a minute don't
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y'all ready to fight wait a minute don't splash any more water I know how y'all
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splash any more water I know how y'all
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splash any more water I know how y'all can settle this an old-fashioned
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can settle this an old-fashioned
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can settle this an old-fashioned shooting contest
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shooting contest
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shooting contest grab your weapon Joe Arab your weapon
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grab your weapon Joe Arab your weapon
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grab your weapon Joe Arab your weapon collar let me grab my weapon and on the
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collar let me grab my weapon and on the
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collar let me grab my weapon and on the carry
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carry
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carry [Music]
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all the targets you're both winners in
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all the targets you're both winners in my book
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my book
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my book [Music]
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[Music]
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[Music] ten points for Lynch lab and I give it a
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ten points for Lynch lab and I give it a
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ten points for Lynch lab and I give it a who was voted norm well now that
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who was voted norm well now that
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who was voted norm well now that that's all decided we can get back to
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that's all decided we can get back to
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that's all decided we can get back to finding water but they're fighting over
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finding water but they're fighting over
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finding water but they're fighting over the pump so we're gonna need to find
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the pump so we're gonna need to find
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the pump so we're gonna need to find another source oh yeah how about your
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another source oh yeah how about your
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another source oh yeah how about your thirst no I did just ride this the other
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thirst no I did just ride this the other
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thirst no I did just ride this the other day with my friend Adam to 100% happy
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day with my friend Adam to 100% happy
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day with my friend Adam to 100% happy with how that footage turned out so
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with how that footage turned out so
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with how that footage turned out so we're going again right step it on in
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we're going again right step it on in
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we're going again right step it on in here
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all right ain't this a good time I told
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all right ain't this a good time I told you hold on your bunch boys without the
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you hold on your bunch boys without the
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you hold on your bunch boys without the wow there's long in the flu to call the
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banjo my old neighborhood
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banjo my old neighborhood whoa
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whoa
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whoa oh yeah oh so scary oh look at Fredo
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oh yeah oh so scary oh look at Fredo
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oh yeah oh so scary oh look at Fredo working his butt off
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working his butt off
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working his butt off come on the timber Mountain log ride was
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come on the timber Mountain log ride was
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come on the timber Mountain log ride was originally built by a guy named Bud
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originally built by a guy named Bud
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originally built by a guy named Bud Pearl but he convinced Walter not to let
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Pearl but he convinced Walter not to let
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Pearl but he convinced Walter not to let him build this giant mountain here and
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him build this giant mountain here and
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him build this giant mountain here and had never been done before but it was
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had never been done before but it was
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had never been done before but it was recently refreshed by the guys at corner
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recently refreshed by the guys at corner
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recently refreshed by the guys at corner of Polk they did all new animatronics
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of Polk they did all new animatronics
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of Polk they did all new animatronics boy are they fine
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I got so there's a get guy up there what
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I got so there's a get guy up there what are those creepy eyes doing
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what's happening here Oh a scary wolf oh
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what's happening here Oh a scary wolf oh my gosh there it is guys
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my gosh there it is guys
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my gosh there it is guys my future self paradox oh what's that
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my future self paradox oh what's that
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my future self paradox oh what's that sound
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sound
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sound what's up whoa more cougars than the old
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what's up whoa more cougars than the old
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what's up whoa more cougars than the old fox fire
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oh my gosh what's going on put that time
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oh my gosh what's going on put that time to my dad you guys don't know what
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to my dad you guys don't know what
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to my dad you guys don't know what you're doing
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oh my goodness another successful writer
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oh my goodness another successful writer who is even is happening in there what
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who is even is happening in there what
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who is even is happening in there what was going on back there George I was
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was going on back there George I was
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was going on back there George I was just like wetting my hand with the water
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just like wetting my hand with the water
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just like wetting my hand with the water get in the back of his neck and giving
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get in the back of his neck and giving
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get in the back of his neck and giving him like wet willies and stuff he liked
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him like wet willies and stuff he liked
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him like wet willies and stuff he liked it here get the soft like soft caresses
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what's next boys gotta go wait what wait
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what's next boys gotta go wait what wait what George come back Josh not really
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what George come back Josh not really
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what George come back Josh not really leaving why is he leaving he's getting
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leaving why is he leaving he's getting
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leaving why is he leaving he's getting smaller as he walks away he's leaving
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smaller as he walks away he's leaving
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smaller as he walks away he's leaving goodbye George well George may be gone
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goodbye George well George may be gone
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goodbye George well George may be gone but we'll always remember the good times
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but we'll always remember the good times
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but we'll always remember the good times our old timber mountain rock and Knott's
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our old timber mountain rock and Knott's
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our old timber mountain rock and Knott's Berry Farm since 1969 a lot of people
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Berry Farm since 1969 a lot of people
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Berry Farm since 1969 a lot of people think Knott's Berry Farm must have
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think Knott's Berry Farm must have
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think Knott's Berry Farm must have copied Splash Mountain at Disneyland no
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copied Splash Mountain at Disneyland no
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copied Splash Mountain at Disneyland no way the other way around 1969 summer
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way the other way around 1969 summer
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way the other way around 1969 summer lovin you know who the first person down
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lovin you know who the first person down
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lovin you know who the first person down that log flume was Tyler John Wayne John
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that log flume was Tyler John Wayne John
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that log flume was Tyler John Wayne John away what son oh you're stumped there
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away what son oh you're stumped there
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away what son oh you're stumped there someone's gonna find out leave it in the
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someone's gonna find out leave it in the
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someone's gonna find out leave it in the comments of your Instagram nice guy our
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comments of your Instagram nice guy our
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comments of your Instagram nice guy our 1969 bud pearl but started operating the
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1969 bud pearl but started operating the
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1969 bud pearl but started operating the timber Mountain log ride but he already
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timber Mountain log ride but he already
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timber Mountain log ride but he already found plenty of experience operating
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found plenty of experience operating
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found plenty of experience operating rides at Knott's Berry Farm
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rides at Knott's Berry Farm
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rides at Knott's Berry Farm for example there's another bud of
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for example there's another bud of
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for example there's another bud of Hurlbutt classic right next door and
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Hurlbutt classic right next door and
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Hurlbutt classic right next door and opened up almost 10
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opened up almost 10
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opened up almost 10 years earlier the Calico mine right oh
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years earlier the Calico mine right oh
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years earlier the Calico mine right oh this is a fun one would you like to be
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this is a fun one would you like to be
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this is a fun one would you like to be the miner someday little boy miner
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the miner someday little boy miner
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the miner someday little boy miner this is one of my favorite things of all
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this is one of my favorite things of all
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this is one of my favorite things of all time see I love Knott's Berry Farm and
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time see I love Knott's Berry Farm and
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time see I love Knott's Berry Farm and there is a lot of food here but my one
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there is a lot of food here but my one
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there is a lot of food here but my one criticism of macaws besides I have a
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criticism of macaws besides I have a
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criticism of macaws besides I have a great book for me so there's only really
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great book for me so there's only really
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great book for me so there's only really two dark rides pretty much the log ride
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two dark rides pretty much the log ride
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two dark rides pretty much the log ride and this but boy howdy what a dark ride
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and this but boy howdy what a dark ride
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and this but boy howdy what a dark ride it's darker
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very small child I've been enjoying
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very small child I've been enjoying coming to Knott's Berry Farm
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we're out and underwater like check it
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we're out and underwater like check it out the blind fish
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out the blind fish
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out the blind fish circling down underneath buddy at the
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circling down underneath buddy at the
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circling down underneath buddy at the line fish Tyler
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a stray spark we all get lost to kingdom
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a stray spark we all get lost to kingdom come
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come
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come this guy's telling us to be careful
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this guy's telling us to be careful
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this guy's telling us to be careful around all the dynamite here
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everyone on the board the trade my
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everyone on the board the trade my grandma's basement Wow there's annoying
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grandma's basement Wow there's annoying
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grandma's basement Wow there's annoying because you got seated next to a ton of
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because you got seated next to a ton of
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because you got seated next to a ton of people and the very back bar is
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people and the very back bar is
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people and the very back bar is completely empty
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not very fun looks so beautiful from up
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not very fun looks so beautiful from up on catechol everybody
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it wasn't that close but it was it was
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it wasn't that close but it was it was still pretty close enjoy it
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still pretty close enjoy it
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still pretty close enjoy it chewing on a whole cup I was open and we
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chewing on a whole cup I was open and we
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chewing on a whole cup I was open and we were squeezed into the corner that's not
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were squeezed into the corner that's not
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were squeezed into the corner that's not like that you and all my friendly try to
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like that you and all my friendly try to
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like that you and all my friendly try to be positive ha the Calico mine ride nude
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be positive ha the Calico mine ride nude
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be positive ha the Calico mine ride nude you know you love it
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you know you love it
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you know you love it come on cheer up turn that frown upside
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come on cheer up turn that frown upside
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come on cheer up turn that frown upside down buddy boy you can do it what's
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down buddy boy you can do it what's
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down buddy boy you can do it what's happening my friends one by one see I
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happening my friends one by one see I
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happening my friends one by one see I love rides like that rides that really
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love rides like that rides that really
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love rides like that rides that really make you feel like you've completely
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make you feel like you've completely
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make you feel like you've completely changed environment totally surrounded
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changed environment totally surrounded
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changed environment totally surrounded and immersed in a whole different world
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and immersed in a whole different world
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and immersed in a whole different world ah what a wonderful thing are you
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ah what a wonderful thing are you
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ah what a wonderful thing are you waiting for me bro I thought you left me
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waiting for me bro I thought you left me
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waiting for me bro I thought you left me are you on the phone what Tyler's mom's
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are you on the phone what Tyler's mom's
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are you on the phone what Tyler's mom's a nice lady she'll forgive that's a
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a nice lady she'll forgive that's a
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a nice lady she'll forgive that's a beautiful thing right there circa 1960
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beautiful thing right there circa 1960
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beautiful thing right there circa 1960 the Calico mine ride if you look around
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the Calico mine ride if you look around
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the Calico mine ride if you look around carefully you'll notice things are
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carefully you'll notice things are
17:43
carefully you'll notice things are starting to change out here in the Old
17:45
starting to change out here in the Old
17:45
starting to change out here in the Old West not only is the park pretty empty
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West not only is the park pretty empty
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West not only is the park pretty empty it's also pretty dead out here get it
17:50
it's also pretty dead out here get it
17:50
it's also pretty dead out here get it yes I've used that joke before it's fine
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yes I've used that joke before it's fine
17:52
yes I've used that joke before it's fine that's because Knott's Berry Farm is
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that's because Knott's Berry Farm is
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that's because Knott's Berry Farm is slowly transforming into Knott's Scary
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slowly transforming into Knott's Scary
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slowly transforming into Knott's Scary Farm and in the day for the kids it's
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Farm and in the day for the kids it's
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Farm and in the day for the kids it's not spooky farm not spooky fine like
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not spooky farm not spooky fine like
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not spooky farm not spooky fine like look at the old a hangman's tree that
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look at the old a hangman's tree that
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look at the old a hangman's tree that thing has been here for a long time but
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thing has been here for a long time but
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thing has been here for a long time but normally there isn't a guy hanging in
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normally there isn't a guy hanging in
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normally there isn't a guy hanging in the hangman's tree look at him up there
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the hangman's tree look at him up there
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the hangman's tree look at him up there he's just hanging out how come he gets
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he's just hanging out how come he gets
18:12
he's just hanging out how come he gets to hang around all day and they kick us
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to hang around all day and they kick us
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to hang around all day and they kick us out at 6 yeah just hang out as long as
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out at 6 yeah just hang out as long as
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out at 6 yeah just hang out as long as you are I can't think of any more
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you are I can't think of any more
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you are I can't think of any more hanging puns
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hanging puns
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hanging puns hang-hang really I really hung myself
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hang-hang really I really hung myself
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hang-hang really I really hung myself with that joke hang hang hang ten now oh
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with that joke hang hang hang ten now oh
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with that joke hang hang hang ten now oh my gosh look at that beautiful beautiful
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my gosh look at that beautiful beautiful
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my gosh look at that beautiful beautiful stuff looks like hot wing Lee is still
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stuff looks like hot wing Lee is still
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stuff looks like hot wing Lee is still gone that's because I totally need some
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gone that's because I totally need some
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gone that's because I totally need some laundry done man I've been wearing the
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laundry done man I've been wearing the
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laundry done man I've been wearing the same shirt oh wait no more barber in
18:42
same shirt oh wait no more barber in
18:42
same shirt oh wait no more barber in here all the peakins are all gone now
18:44
here all the peakins are all gone now
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here all the peakins are all gone now they take them out for ghost town alive
18:46
they take them out for ghost town alive
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they take them out for ghost town alive and they don't put them back which
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and they don't put them back which
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and they don't put them back which really doesn't make much sense how hard
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really doesn't make much sense how hard
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really doesn't make much sense how hard is it to do the mannequin back I don't
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is it to do the mannequin back I don't
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is it to do the mannequin back I don't want to complain I'm just saying that I
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want to complain I'm just saying that I
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want to complain I'm just saying that I love those peakins I love those
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love those peakins I love those
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love those peakins I love those characters man classic nah speaking of
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characters man classic nah speaking of
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characters man classic nah speaking of classic nights over here in the Silver
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classic nights over here in the Silver
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classic nights over here in the Silver Dollar saloon which is now a silver
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Dollar saloon which is now a silver
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Dollar saloon which is now a silver dollar or shooting gallery is a replica
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dollar or shooting gallery is a replica
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dollar or shooting gallery is a replica of an old original Knott's Berry Farm
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of an old original Knott's Berry Farm
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of an old original Knott's Berry Farm Silver Dollar saloon just look at this
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Silver Dollar saloon just look at this
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Silver Dollar saloon just look at this side right here go ahead buddy try it up
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side right here go ahead buddy try it up
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side right here go ahead buddy try it up straight up to the ceiling see what
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straight up to the ceiling see what
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straight up to the ceiling see what happen hey man what's your tune I know
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happen hey man what's your tune I know
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happen hey man what's your tune I know that sound that's the sound of a no-good
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that sound that's the sound of a no-good
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that sound that's the sound of a no-good cheating blacksmith look at that did
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cheating blacksmith look at that did
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cheating blacksmith look at that did that job is so metal no now kiss the
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that job is so metal no now kiss the
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that job is so metal no now kiss the blacksmithing cuz it's a fire look at
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blacksmithing cuz it's a fire look at
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blacksmithing cuz it's a fire look at that a fire it's just so happy to be
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that a fire it's just so happy to be
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that a fire it's just so happy to be here you could say it's getting really
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here you could say it's getting really
19:44
here you could say it's getting really stoked oh look at that look at that
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stoked oh look at that look at that
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stoked oh look at that look at that piece of metal ah dude can you do that
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piece of metal ah dude can you do that
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piece of metal ah dude can you do that if I bought you a kit to do that for
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if I bought you a kit to do that for
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if I bought you a kit to do that for Christmas at least try oh I would burn
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Christmas at least try oh I would burn
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Christmas at least try oh I would burn myself
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that is a boss so that's what those
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that is a boss so that's what those anvils are for I always thought they
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anvils are for I always thought they
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anvils are for I always thought they were for dropping on people go back to
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were for dropping on people go back to
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were for dropping on people go back to that's the second because they looted
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that's the second because they looted
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that's the second because they looted yours this is the first I wasn't serious
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yours this is the first I wasn't serious
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yours this is the first I wasn't serious I could get it a safe that's hot just
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I could get it a safe that's hot just
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I could get it a safe that's hot just that and then you just would have been
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that and then you just would have been
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that and then you just would have been the same no I wouldn't be the same okay
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the same no I wouldn't be the same okay
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the same no I wouldn't be the same okay I got to walk away from this right now
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I got to walk away from this right now
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I got to walk away from this right now or I'm gonna stay here all day and just
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or I'm gonna stay here all day and just
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or I'm gonna stay here all day and just watch the fire that is so awesome
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watch the fire that is so awesome
20:24
watch the fire that is so awesome we had to hit the log ride today because
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we had to hit the log ride today because
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we had to hit the log ride today because they're about to redeem it for Knott's
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they're about to redeem it for Knott's
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they're about to redeem it for Knott's Scary Farm sweet how to make sure that
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Scary Farm sweet how to make sure that
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Scary Farm sweet how to make sure that we wrote it so we can compare the two
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we wrote it so we can compare the two
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we wrote it so we can compare the two look at this they put a Wampus back in a
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look at this they put a Wampus back in a
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look at this they put a Wampus back in a herb and look at there's the baby right
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herb and look at there's the baby right
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herb and look at there's the baby right there the kid a Wampus that's so great
20:51
there the kid a Wampus that's so great
20:51
there the kid a Wampus that's so great catawampus has always been one of my
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catawampus has always been one of my
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catawampus has always been one of my favorite things if not my favorite thing
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favorite things if not my favorite thing
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favorite things if not my favorite thing in ghost town nobody ever even notices
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in ghost town nobody ever even notices
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in ghost town nobody ever even notices catawampus just moving over here all by
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catawampus just moving over here all by
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catawampus just moving over here all by him herself after that breakout you see
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him herself after that breakout you see
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him herself after that breakout you see catawampus merchandise around catawampus
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catawampus merchandise around catawampus
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catawampus merchandise around catawampus actually has its own Twitter you gotta
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actually has its own Twitter you gotta
21:10
actually has its own Twitter you gotta check that out some profound stuff out
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check that out some profound stuff out
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check that out some profound stuff out there so clearly some of the people who
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there so clearly some of the people who
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there so clearly some of the people who work at Knott's Berry Farm have started
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work at Knott's Berry Farm have started
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work at Knott's Berry Farm have started to promote our little species extinct
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to promote our little species extinct
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to promote our little species extinct friend over here which is nice it's nice
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friend over here which is nice it's nice
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friend over here which is nice it's nice to see Knott's Berry Farm appreciating
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to see Knott's Berry Farm appreciating
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to see Knott's Berry Farm appreciating some of the rad stuff that it had I did
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some of the rad stuff that it had I did
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some of the rad stuff that it had I did the Sun is getting low in the sky these
21:27
the Sun is getting low in the sky these
21:27
the Sun is getting low in the sky these it's almost time to go buddy but
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it's almost time to go buddy but
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it's almost time to go buddy but speaking of things that have come back
21:30
speaking of things that have come back
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speaking of things that have come back to Knott's Berry Farm they've also
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to Knott's Berry Farm they've also
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to Knott's Berry Farm they've also brought back good old widows and his
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brought back good old widows and his
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brought back good old widows and his burro Brutus that is an old-school piece
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burro Brutus that is an old-school piece
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burro Brutus that is an old-school piece of Knotts history come back to life I
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of Knotts history come back to life I
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of Knotts history come back to life I was gonna get me a wills the other day
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was gonna get me a wills the other day
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was gonna get me a wills the other day and I didn't and I completely forgot it
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and I didn't and I completely forgot it
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and I didn't and I completely forgot it and now I'm gonna make up for it Tyler
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and now I'm gonna make up for it Tyler
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and now I'm gonna make up for it Tyler I'll get whittles and you get Brutus and
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I'll get whittles and you get Brutus and
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I'll get whittles and you get Brutus and then when we hang out they can hang out
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then when we hang out they can hang out
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then when we hang out they can hang out and it'll be like friendship in a bad
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and it'll be like friendship in a bad
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and it'll be like friendship in a bad see to me this is the kind of
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see to me this is the kind of
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see to me this is the kind of merchandising that Knott's Berry Farm
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merchandising that Knott's Berry Farm
21:59
merchandising that Knott's Berry Farm should have been doing all along instead
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should have been doing all along instead
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should have been doing all along instead for the last few years before all this
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for the last few years before all this
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for the last few years before all this they've mostly been concentrating on
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they've mostly been concentrating on
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they've mostly been concentrating on this kind of merchandise you know this
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this kind of merchandise you know this
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this kind of merchandise you know this this kind here huh neat but now they've
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this kind here huh neat but now they've
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this kind here huh neat but now they've got all kinds of rad stuff look at this
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got all kinds of rad stuff look at this
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got all kinds of rad stuff look at this kind of Wampus shirt freakin rad kind of
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kind of Wampus shirt freakin rad kind of
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kind of Wampus shirt freakin rad kind of Wampus mom I didn't even know about this
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Wampus mom I didn't even know about this
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Wampus mom I didn't even know about this one cata want this prickly pear
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one cata want this prickly pear
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one cata want this prickly pear chocolate that actually I want okay I'm
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chocolate that actually I want okay I'm
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chocolate that actually I want okay I'm getting that Oh prickly better twist
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getting that Oh prickly better twist
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getting that Oh prickly better twist freakin wheels is back and they are
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freakin wheels is back and they are
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freakin wheels is back and they are really getting into the whole chicken
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really getting into the whole chicken
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really getting into the whole chicken dinner part of their history with the
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dinner part of their history with the
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dinner part of their history with the chicken purse don't forget the chicken
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chicken purse don't forget the chicken
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chicken purse don't forget the chicken coin purse perfect thing going
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coin purse perfect thing going
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coin purse perfect thing going accessorize yes that's right check out
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accessorize yes that's right check out
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accessorize yes that's right check out these redneck wing shines that's what
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these redneck wing shines that's what
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these redneck wing shines that's what objects I love that farm stuff is coming
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objects I love that farm stuff is coming
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objects I love that farm stuff is coming back into sell look at this warm horse I
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back into sell look at this warm horse I
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back into sell look at this warm horse I don't know you do with this I think you
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don't know you do with this I think you
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don't know you do with this I think you hang things on it
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hang things on it
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hang things on it what are you hang on it your heart on a
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what are you hang on it your heart on a
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what are you hang on it your heart on a sleeve this is cool to look at bad ghost
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sleeve this is cool to look at bad ghost
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sleeve this is cool to look at bad ghost town and calico railroad sure Knott's
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town and calico railroad sure Knott's
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town and calico railroad sure Knott's Berry Farm is actually getting some
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Berry Farm is actually getting some
23:13
Berry Farm is actually getting some merchandise for its own stuff finally
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merchandise for its own stuff finally
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merchandise for its own stuff finally dude I know who's behind this but
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dude I know who's behind this but
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dude I know who's behind this but they're a freaking genius I'm not very
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they're a freaking genius I'm not very
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they're a freaking genius I'm not very farm trained Christmas ornament look at
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farm trained Christmas ornament look at
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farm trained Christmas ornament look at that that is freaking awesome
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that that is freaking awesome
23:27
that that is freaking awesome I love it dude I love Bravo nuts from me
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I love it dude I love Bravo nuts from me
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I love it dude I love Bravo nuts from me to you I found out exactly what you need
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to you I found out exactly what you need
23:35
to you I found out exactly what you need for your home all the stuff in this part
23:37
for your home all the stuff in this part
23:37
for your home all the stuff in this part of you what is it welcome to the funny
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of you what is it welcome to the funny
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of you what is it welcome to the funny farm oh yeah because I'm always being
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farm oh yeah because I'm always being
23:43
farm oh yeah because I'm always being funny at Knott's Berry Farm so I could
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funny at Knott's Berry Farm so I could
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funny at Knott's Berry Farm so I could put this in my house it's like welcome
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put this in my house it's like welcome
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put this in my house it's like welcome to the funny farm
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to the funny farm
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to the funny farm Wow cuz I grow the jokes right here this
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Wow cuz I grow the jokes right here this
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Wow cuz I grow the jokes right here this will tell this will warn people not to
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will tell this will warn people not to
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will tell this will warn people not to come over oh oh
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come over oh oh
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come over oh oh cuz your jokes are just not that good
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cuz your jokes are just not that good
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cuz your jokes are just not that good wait oh not they're not very good not
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wait oh not they're not very good not
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wait oh not they're not very good not good all right well we took a gander at
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good all right well we took a gander at
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good all right well we took a gander at the general store but a lot of fun out
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the general store but a lot of fun out
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the general store but a lot of fun out here with you guys in not too empty farm
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here with you guys in not too empty farm
24:10
here with you guys in not too empty farm today but I'm still not feeling good and
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today but I'm still not feeling good and
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today but I'm still not feeling good and I think that's all there's one person we
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I think that's all there's one person we
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I think that's all there's one person we haven't said hello to yet and that's sad
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haven't said hello to yet and that's sad
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haven't said hello to yet and that's sad I Joe horse T caught by sheriff he's now
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I Joe horse T caught by sheriff he's now
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I Joe horse T caught by sheriff he's now in the town jail because he wasn't in
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in the town jail because he wasn't in
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in the town jail because he wasn't in there before everyone okay getting a
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there before everyone okay getting a
24:26
there before everyone okay getting a little star-struck
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little star-struck
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little star-struck why don't you go say I understand I do
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why don't you go say I understand I do
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why don't you go say I understand I do this time so slow I couldn't think of
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this time so slow I couldn't think of
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this time so slow I couldn't think of anything to say right there Joe you're
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anything to say right there Joe you're
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anything to say right there Joe you're looking awfully nice today
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looking awfully nice today
24:43
looking awfully nice today yeah pretty warm weather they ought to
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yeah pretty warm weather they ought to
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yeah pretty warm weather they ought to get you an air conditioner in there at
24:48
get you an air conditioner in there at
24:48
get you an air conditioner in there at least a nice block to sit on well they
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least a nice block to sit on well they
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least a nice block to sit on well they bring me in a heater during the summer
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bring me in a heater during the summer
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bring me in a heater during the summer oh that's terrible
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oh that's terrible
24:54
oh that's terrible then they bring me in an American dish
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then they bring me in an American dish
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then they bring me in an American dish during the winter oh well I guess you do
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during the winter oh well I guess you do
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during the winter oh well I guess you do deserve it you did steal that horse I
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deserve it you did steal that horse I
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deserve it you did steal that horse I did not borrowed
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did not borrowed
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did not borrowed well did you give it back well shadow
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well did you give it back well shadow
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well did you give it back well shadow caught me before I got out of town oh I
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caught me before I got out of town oh I
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caught me before I got out of town oh I see so they got big up there horseback
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see so they got big up there horseback
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see so they got big up there horseback yeah well then it's not fair well I know
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yeah well then it's not fair well I know
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yeah well then it's not fair well I know that you should break out of there Joey
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that you should break out of there Joey
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that you should break out of there Joey you know how brothers are oh it's the
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you know how brothers are oh it's the
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you know how brothers are oh it's the sheriff your brother
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sheriff your brother
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sheriff your brother yeah the sheriff's my brother I never
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yeah the sheriff's my brother I never
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yeah the sheriff's my brother I never knew that plot twists you could say I
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knew that plot twists you could say I
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knew that plot twists you could say I did not know them
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did not know them
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did not know them oh yeah you bet my brother for long huh
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oh yeah you bet my brother for long huh
25:31
oh yeah you bet my brother for long huh sorry my friend here so shot he's a
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sorry my friend here so shot he's a
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sorry my friend here so shot he's a little star-struck bite we're big fans
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little star-struck bite we're big fans
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little star-struck bite we're big fans of the horse leavin and the being in
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of the horse leavin and the being in
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of the horse leavin and the being in jail and whatnot where they're going
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jail and whatnot where they're going
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jail and whatnot where they're going we're gonna take off and go ride off
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we're gonna take off and go ride off
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we're gonna take off and go ride off into the sunset I think oh we didn't
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into the sunset I think oh we didn't
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into the sunset I think oh we didn't steal a horse no no no we're just gonna
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steal a horse no no no we're just gonna
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steal a horse no no no we're just gonna borrow one wink-wink
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borrow one wink-wink
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borrow one wink-wink no more mature okay good advice all
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no more mature okay good advice all
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no more mature okay good advice all right thanks Joe all right around I just
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right thanks Joe all right around I just
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right thanks Joe all right around I just lost my you're so shiny I don't even
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lost my you're so shiny I don't even
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lost my you're so shiny I don't even want to know what would happen if I took
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want to know what would happen if I took
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want to know what would happen if I took you up to Goldie's place well I guess
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you up to Goldie's place well I guess
26:05
you up to Goldie's place well I guess that about wraps it up there's a lot
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that about wraps it up there's a lot
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that about wraps it up there's a lot more stuff to do it Knott's Berry Farm
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more stuff to do it Knott's Berry Farm
26:09
more stuff to do it Knott's Berry Farm and a lot more stuff that I want to do
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and a lot more stuff that I want to do
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and a lot more stuff that I want to do during Knotts empty farms I guess we'll
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during Knotts empty farms I guess we'll
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during Knotts empty farms I guess we'll be back a bunch so it's probably fine
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be back a bunch so it's probably fine
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be back a bunch so it's probably fine now this videos over it's better than
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now this videos over it's better than
26:18
now this videos over it's better than Julius Caesar so we've done our duty we
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Julius Caesar so we've done our duty we
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Julius Caesar so we've done our duty we can go home sleep
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what the heck is that
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what the heck is that gotta be
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[Music] hello ladies
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hello ladies
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hello ladies come here off no way never baby you know
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come here off no way never baby you know
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come here off no way never baby you know as a matter of fact we ain't even here
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as a matter of fact we ain't even here
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as a matter of fact we ain't even here now why you're late to meet George I
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now why you're late to meet George I
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now why you're late to meet George I have no idea what you're doing over here
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have no idea what you're doing over here
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have no idea what you're doing over here but whatever it is it totally rocks
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but whatever it is it totally rocks
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but whatever it is it totally rocks all right guys hey how's it going look
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all right guys hey how's it going look
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all right guys hey how's it going look at that okay look at it's a hundred
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at that okay look at it's a hundred
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at that okay look at it's a hundred degrees out here how hot is it in there
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degrees out here how hot is it in there
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degrees out here how hot is it in there it's just really hot outside but it's so
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it's just really hot outside but it's so
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it's just really hot outside but it's so hard not to look yeah did home
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hard not to look yeah did home
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hard not to look yeah did home blacksmithing kid that is definitely
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blacksmithing kid that is definitely
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blacksmithing kid that is definitely what you're getting for Christmas or you
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what you're getting for Christmas or you
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what you're getting for Christmas or you just ruin it now