THE THING: What is it!? Ultimate Roadside Mystery!!

0:02 good morning everyone in case you missed

0:02 good morning everyone in case you missed it we just spent two phenomenal days in

0:05 it we just spent two phenomenal days in

0:05 it we just spent two phenomenal days in Tombstone Arizona we saw the okay Corral

0:09 Tombstone Arizona we saw the okay Corral

0:09 Tombstone Arizona we saw the okay Corral we saw Boot Hill Cemetery right over

0:11 we saw Boot Hill Cemetery right over

0:11 we saw Boot Hill Cemetery right over there and of course a heck of a lot of

0:14 there and of course a heck of a lot of

0:14 there and of course a heck of a lot of gunfight well now we're about to leave

0:16 gunfight well now we're about to leave

0:16 gunfight well now we're about to leave town but how could I leave Tombstone

0:18 town but how could I leave Tombstone

0:19 town but how could I leave Tombstone Arizona without a souvenir and I think I

0:22 Arizona without a souvenir and I think I

0:22 Arizona without a souvenir and I think I know where to find the perfect

0:31 one I did it now I'm ready for adventure

0:31 one I did it now I'm ready for adventure can't leave without a souvenir and

0:33 can't leave without a souvenir and

0:33 can't leave without a souvenir and nothing says road trip like

0:41 this oh

0:41 this oh yeah I don't know what to call this guy

0:44 yeah I don't know what to call this guy

0:44 yeah I don't know what to call this guy other than super

0:50 awesome all right man I haven't been to

0:50 awesome all right man I haven't been to tombstone in a long time so that was

0:52 tombstone in a long time so that was

0:52 tombstone in a long time so that was really cool and today before I head back

0:54 really cool and today before I head back

0:54 really cool and today before I head back to California there's another place I

0:56 to California there's another place I

0:56 to California there's another place I haven't been to in a long time that I

0:59 haven't been to in a long time that I

0:59 haven't been to in a long time that I really really want to visit first though

1:01 really really want to visit first though

1:01 really really want to visit first though we got to get back to the interstate

1:03 we got to get back to the interstate

1:03 we got to get back to the interstate which is quite a ways away from

1:04 which is quite a ways away from

1:04 which is quite a ways away from Tombstone it blows my mind that this all

1:06 Tombstone it blows my mind that this all

1:06 Tombstone it blows my mind that this all had to be covered by wagon and on

1:08 had to be covered by wagon and on

1:08 had to be covered by wagon and on Horseback and a lot of times for those

1:10 Horseback and a lot of times for those

1:10 Horseback and a lot of times for those miners on foot that's a lot of cranky

1:13 miners on foot that's a lot of cranky

1:13 miners on foot that's a lot of cranky desert out there almost to the

1:14 desert out there almost to the

1:14 desert out there almost to the interstate welcome to Benson Arizona

1:18 interstate welcome to Benson Arizona

1:18 interstate welcome to Benson Arizona this town was a super vital connection

1:20 this town was a super vital connection

1:20 this town was a super vital connection between Tombstone and the outside world

1:22 between Tombstone and the outside world

1:22 between Tombstone and the outside world this is where the stage coaches came and

1:24 this is where the stage coaches came and

1:24 this is where the stage coaches came and this is where we used to feed our M I

1:28 this is where we used to feed our M I

1:28 this is where we used to feed our M I honestly pulled over just to take a look

1:30 honestly pulled over just to take a look

1:30 honestly pulled over just to take a look for a second because if I've learned

1:31 for a second because if I've learned

1:31 for a second because if I've learned anything from traveling and write this

1:33 anything from traveling and write this

1:33 anything from traveling and write this down is that you actually have to stop

1:35 down is that you actually have to stop

1:35 down is that you actually have to stop places and look in the unexpected places

1:37 places and look in the unexpected places

1:37 places and look in the unexpected places to find treasure I thought that was a

1:40 to find treasure I thought that was a

1:40 to find treasure I thought that was a train in someone's backyard until I saw

1:41 train in someone's backyard until I saw

1:41 train in someone's backyard until I saw the sign turns out I've stumbled on

1:43 the sign turns out I've stumbled on

1:43 the sign turns out I've stumbled on another Museum the San Pedro Valley arts

1:45 another Museum the San Pedro Valley arts

1:45 another Museum the San Pedro Valley arts and historical society and it's free oh

1:48 and historical society and it's free oh

1:48 and historical society and it's free oh wow so this was once a store huh yeah

1:51 wow so this was once a store huh yeah

1:51 wow so this was once a store huh yeah wow all this stuff is from the Benson

1:54 wow all this stuff is from the Benson

1:54 wow all this stuff is from the Benson store you can buy an original saw fun

1:57 store you can buy an original saw fun

1:57 store you can buy an original saw fun this is weird a baby in every bottle

2:00 this is weird a baby in every bottle

2:00 this is weird a baby in every bottle health of woman is the hope of the race

2:03 health of woman is the hope of the race

2:03 health of woman is the hope of the race that's weird I don't know if I would

2:04 that's weird I don't know if I would

2:04 that's weird I don't know if I would want to trust any of this medicine in

2:06 want to trust any of this medicine in

2:06 want to trust any of this medicine in here look at all that I think that would

2:08 here look at all that I think that would

2:08 here look at all that I think that would be a little bit beyond his expiration

2:10 be a little bit beyond his expiration

2:10 be a little bit beyond his expiration date the old Coca-Cola crates Sacramento

2:13 date the old Coca-Cola crates Sacramento

2:13 date the old Coca-Cola crates Sacramento those came all the way from Sacramento

2:15 those came all the way from Sacramento

2:15 those came all the way from Sacramento out what it looks like the train running

2:18 out what it looks like the train running

2:18 out what it looks like the train running through here CU you know this is where

2:19 through here CU you know this is where

2:19 through here CU you know this is where everybody stops on your way to Tombstone

2:21 everybody stops on your way to Tombstone

2:21 everybody stops on your way to Tombstone come get some supplies like a huge pot

2:24 come get some supplies like a huge pot

2:25 come get some supplies like a huge pot look at the size of that pot yeah wow

2:27 look at the size of that pot yeah wow

2:27 look at the size of that pot yeah wow this goes to show you you never know

2:30 this goes to show you you never know

2:30 this goes to show you you never know what you're going to find around any

2:31 what you're going to find around any

2:31 what you're going to find around any given Corner how cool is that a whole

2:33 given Corner how cool is that a whole

2:33 given Corner how cool is that a whole old hotel room pulled out and all the

2:36 old hotel room pulled out and all the

2:36 old hotel room pulled out and all the Furnishing stuck in here oh look they

2:37 Furnishing stuck in here oh look they

2:38 Furnishing stuck in here oh look they even have the register from the hotel

2:40 even have the register from the hotel

2:40 even have the register from the hotel waa that's a long time ago 1912 wow

2:45 waa that's a long time ago 1912 wow

2:45 waa that's a long time ago 1912 wow that's amazing the first refrigerator

2:47 that's amazing the first refrigerator

2:47 that's amazing the first refrigerator how funny is that who held on to this

2:49 how funny is that who held on to this

2:49 how funny is that who held on to this and thought I need to save this this was

2:51 and thought I need to save this this was

2:51 and thought I need to save this this was the first refrigerator in town yeah this

2:53 the first refrigerator in town yeah this

2:53 the first refrigerator in town yeah this you know a lot of the stuff this like I

2:55 you know a lot of the stuff this like I

2:55 you know a lot of the stuff this like I said this was this for about 40 years

2:57 said this was this for about 40 years

2:57 said this was this for about 40 years this was just storage so there's all

2:58 this was just storage so there's all

2:58 this was just storage so there's all this Apache powder company they made the

3:01 this Apache powder company they made the

3:01 this Apache powder company they made the explosives for a lot of the um bombs and

3:05 explosives for a lot of the um bombs and

3:05 explosives for a lot of the um bombs and stuff for the war is my understanding oh

3:07 stuff for the war is my understanding oh

3:07 stuff for the war is my understanding oh wow so they're local that's the local

3:09 wow so they're local that's the local

3:09 wow so they're local that's the local bomb powder company yeah they're still

3:11 bomb powder company yeah they're still

3:11 bomb powder company yeah they're still here old wax music cylinders somewhere

3:14 here old wax music cylinders somewhere

3:14 here old wax music cylinders somewhere in someone's attic somewhere they say

3:16 in someone's attic somewhere they say

3:16 in someone's attic somewhere they say there's an Edison cylinder like that

3:18 there's an Edison cylinder like that

3:18 there's an Edison cylinder like that with Mark Twain's voice on it and

3:20 with Mark Twain's voice on it and

3:20 with Mark Twain's voice on it and they've never found it it would not

3:21 they've never found it it would not

3:21 they've never found it it would not surprise me is this a model of old

3:24 surprise me is this a model of old

3:24 surprise me is this a model of old Benson yeah I think that's the old train

3:26 Benson yeah I think that's the old train

3:26 Benson yeah I think that's the old train station oh no this guy with the cane

3:28 station oh no this guy with the cane

3:28 station oh no this guy with the cane fell down falling and he can't get up

3:31 fell down falling and he can't get up

3:31 fell down falling and he can't get up okay that's cool there's a civil defense

3:33 okay that's cool there's a civil defense

3:33 okay that's cool there's a civil defense film over here inside the atom that's a

3:36 film over here inside the atom that's a

3:36 film over here inside the atom that's a good one stuck in cover wa look at that

3:38 good one stuck in cover wa look at that

3:38 good one stuck in cover wa look at that Wells Fargo strong box my favorite thing

3:41 Wells Fargo strong box my favorite thing

3:41 Wells Fargo strong box my favorite thing in here though is that tooth extractor

3:45 in here though is that tooth extractor

3:45 in here though is that tooth extractor oh is that have to donate for sure how

3:48 oh is that have to donate for sure how

3:48 oh is that have to donate for sure how cool is that wasn't expecting that

3:49 cool is that wasn't expecting that

3:49 cool is that wasn't expecting that apparently they have an art gallery and

3:51 apparently they have an art gallery and

3:51 apparently they have an art gallery and several more buildings here including

3:54 several more buildings here including

3:54 several more buildings here including Benson's first school bus which I'm told

3:56 Benson's first school bus which I'm told

3:56 Benson's first school bus which I'm told is a hor drawn wagon but right now it's

3:58 is a hor drawn wagon but right now it's

3:58 is a hor drawn wagon but right now it's all under construction back there to

4:00 all under construction back there to

4:00 all under construction back there to make it handicap accessible check this

4:02 make it handicap accessible check this

4:02 make it handicap accessible check this out on the outside of the building

4:03 out on the outside of the building

4:03 out on the outside of the building there's a bunch of different pump

4:04 there's a bunch of different pump

4:04 there's a bunch of different pump engines and I think possibly hoists over

4:07 engines and I think possibly hoists over

4:07 engines and I think possibly hoists over here for the mines oh no this one was a

4:09 here for the mines oh no this one was a

4:09 here for the mines oh no this one was a drill another thing I wouldn't want used

4:11 drill another thing I wouldn't want used

4:11 drill another thing I wouldn't want used on my teeth oh here's your hoist right

4:13 on my teeth oh here's your hoist right

4:13 on my teeth oh here's your hoist right here if you were getting pulled up and

4:15 here if you were getting pulled up and

4:15 here if you were getting pulled up and down in a mine in a cage on a steel wire

4:17 down in a mine in a cage on a steel wire

4:17 down in a mine in a cage on a steel wire or maybe an old rope this is the machine

4:20 or maybe an old rope this is the machine

4:20 or maybe an old rope this is the machine you'd have to trust your life to still

4:22 you'd have to trust your life to still

4:22 you'd have to trust your life to still seems pretty sturdy to me that's solid

4:24 seems pretty sturdy to me that's solid

4:24 seems pretty sturdy to me that's solid American manufacturing there's another

4:26 American manufacturing there's another

4:26 American manufacturing there's another old drill a hand cranked drill men were

4:29 old drill a hand cranked drill men were

4:29 old drill a hand cranked drill men were men muscle power ruled the mind that's

4:31 men muscle power ruled the mind that's

4:31 men muscle power ruled the mind that's crazy well I can't wait to come back and

4:33 crazy well I can't wait to come back and

4:33 crazy well I can't wait to come back and see the place when it's done cuz it

4:35 see the place when it's done cuz it

4:35 see the place when it's done cuz it looks like there's definitely a lot more

4:36 looks like there's definitely a lot more

4:36 looks like there's definitely a lot more stuff to see okay back to the interstate

4:39 stuff to see okay back to the interstate

4:39 stuff to see okay back to the interstate do you want to leave doggy yes you do I

4:41 do you want to leave doggy yes you do I

4:42 do you want to leave doggy yes you do I love small town museums like that cuz I

4:44 love small town museums like that cuz I

4:44 love small town museums like that cuz I always see something I've never seen

4:46 always see something I've never seen

4:46 always see something I've never seen before I always meet somebody in there

4:48 before I always meet somebody in there

4:48 before I always meet somebody in there that I've never met before and I always

4:50 that I've never met before and I always

4:50 that I've never met before and I always learn a lot but we're about to go from a

4:52 learn a lot but we're about to go from a

4:52 learn a lot but we're about to go from a legitimate educational stop to a fullon

4:56 legitimate educational stop to a fullon

4:56 legitimate educational stop to a fullon exploit the tourist roadside wonder of

5:00 exploit the tourist roadside wonder of

5:00 exploit the tourist roadside wonder of the highest order we're back on

5:02 the highest order we're back on

5:02 the highest order we're back on Interstate 10 and you can already see

5:04 Interstate 10 and you can already see

5:04 Interstate 10 and you can already see the signs see that billboard out there

5:07 the signs see that billboard out there

5:07 the signs see that billboard out there the thing question mark how about these

5:09 the thing question mark how about these

5:09 the thing question mark how about these the thing the thing for hundreds of

5:13 the thing the thing for hundreds of

5:13 the thing the thing for hundreds of miles in either direction and for

5:15 miles in either direction and for

5:15 miles in either direction and for decades these bright yellow Billboards

5:18 decades these bright yellow Billboards

5:18 decades these bright yellow Billboards have been luring tourists off the

5:20 have been luring tourists off the

5:20 have been luring tourists off the interstate I can remember many years ago

5:22 interstate I can remember many years ago

5:22 interstate I can remember many years ago traveling down this stretch of highway

5:24 traveling down this stretch of highway

5:24 traveling down this stretch of highway with my band and seeing a bright yellow

5:26 with my band and seeing a bright yellow

5:26 with my band and seeing a bright yellow billboard that said the thing what is it

5:29 billboard that said the thing what is it

5:29 billboard that said the thing what is it and then that's all I could think about

5:31 and then that's all I could think about

5:31 and then that's all I could think about the thing the thing what is it what are

5:34 the thing the thing what is it what are

5:34 the thing the thing what is it what are all these Billboards for the thing I

5:36 all these Billboards for the thing I

5:36 all these Billboards for the thing I don't get it unfortunately the first

5:37 don't get it unfortunately the first

5:38 don't get it unfortunately the first time we drove through here it was the

5:39 time we drove through here it was the

5:39 time we drove through here it was the middle of the night so I could never

5:41 middle of the night so I could never

5:41 middle of the night so I could never find out what's the thing I had to

5:43 find out what's the thing I had to

5:43 find out what's the thing I had to circle the entire country with my band

5:45 circle the entire country with my band

5:45 circle the entire country with my band play tons of shows before we could

5:47 play tons of shows before we could

5:47 play tons of shows before we could finally come back around through Arizona

5:51 finally come back around through Arizona

5:51 finally come back around through Arizona and get my chance to stop at the thing

5:54 and get my chance to stop at the thing

5:54 and get my chance to stop at the thing and now it's your chance because we are

5:58 and now it's your chance because we are

5:58 and now it's your chance because we are about to visit a thing you excited doggy

6:01 about to visit a thing you excited doggy

6:01 about to visit a thing you excited doggy you excited you are you are what I tell

6:04 you excited you are you are what I tell

6:04 you excited you are you are what I tell you about there being tons of billboards

6:05 you about there being tons of billboards

6:05 you about there being tons of billboards one after another after another oh and

6:08 one after another after another oh and

6:08 one after another after another oh and here we are it's the thing I am actually

6:12 here we are it's the thing I am actually

6:12 here we are it's the thing I am actually so excited I am the biggest fan of the

6:14 so excited I am the biggest fan of the

6:14 so excited I am the biggest fan of the thing I'm so excited will you guard my

6:17 thing I'm so excited will you guard my

6:17 thing I'm so excited will you guard my car for me cool thanks yes take a look

6:22 car for me cool thanks yes take a look

6:22 car for me cool thanks yes take a look at this what you look at the size of

6:26 at this what you look at the size of

6:26 at this what you look at the size of that thing it's only fitting that

6:27 that thing it's only fitting that

6:27 that thing it's only fitting that hundreds of billboards bring you to a

6:29 hundreds of billboards bring you to a

6:29 hundreds of billboards bring you to a place that is itself basically a giant

6:32 place that is itself basically a giant

6:32 place that is itself basically a giant billboard this place is huge it's not

6:34 billboard this place is huge it's not

6:34 billboard this place is huge it's not just this building here oh no that's

6:36 just this building here oh no that's

6:36 just this building here oh no that's just the gift shop the thing about the

6:37 just the gift shop the thing about the

6:37 just the gift shop the thing about the thing is there's a lot of thing to see

6:41 thing is there's a lot of thing to see

6:41 thing is there's a lot of thing to see for 51 years people have been coming out

6:44 for 51 years people have been coming out

6:44 for 51 years people have been coming out here to the middle of nowhere traveling

6:46 here to the middle of nowhere traveling

6:46 here to the middle of nowhere traveling between El Paso Texas and the wonders of

6:49 between El Paso Texas and the wonders of

6:49 between El Paso Texas and the wonders of Arizona and the thing is it must stop

6:53 Arizona and the thing is it must stop

6:53 Arizona and the thing is it must stop are you ready are you ready for the

6:55 are you ready are you ready for the

6:55 are you ready are you ready for the thing you can't even handle the thing

6:58 thing you can't even handle the thing

6:58 thing you can't even handle the thing can you oh you can then let's do it time

7:01 can you oh you can then let's do it time

7:01 can you oh you can then let's do it time to step inside 51 years of roadside

7:04 to step inside 51 years of roadside

7:04 to step inside 51 years of roadside history pay no attention to that gift

7:06 history pay no attention to that gift

7:06 history pay no attention to that gift shop for the moment enter into the thing

7:09 shop for the moment enter into the thing

7:09 shop for the moment enter into the thing here we go the best part about the thing

7:12 here we go the best part about the thing

7:12 here we go the best part about the thing is that it only costs $1 for adults. 75

7:16 is that it only costs $1 for adults. 75

7:16 is that it only costs $1 for adults. 75 cents for the children follow the

7:17 cents for the children follow the

7:17 cents for the children follow the monster Footprints deeper and deeper

7:20 monster Footprints deeper and deeper

7:20 monster Footprints deeper and deeper into the things Cavern of Curiosities

7:24 into the things Cavern of Curiosities

7:24 into the things Cavern of Curiosities what in the world look at the size of

7:27 what in the world look at the size of

7:27 what in the world look at the size of this place and this is just the

7:28 this place and this is just the

7:28 this place and this is just the beginning look at this the first thing

7:30 beginning look at this the first thing

7:30 beginning look at this the first thing you see an early model tractor and as

7:32 you see an early model tractor and as

7:32 you see an early model tractor and as the sign says it was really the thing

7:35 the sign says it was really the thing

7:35 the sign says it was really the thing for replacing four-legged horse power

7:38 for replacing four-legged horse power

7:38 for replacing four-legged horse power now before you think this whole place is

7:39 now before you think this whole place is

7:39 now before you think this whole place is a troll there is actually a thing but

7:42 a troll there is actually a thing but

7:42 a troll there is actually a thing but first bonus things look at this old

7:45 first bonus things look at this old

7:45 first bonus things look at this old truck here 1921 Graham page don't laugh

7:48 truck here 1921 Graham page don't laugh

7:48 truck here 1921 Graham page don't laugh at this you may look even worse someday

7:50 at this you may look even worse someday

7:50 at this you may look even worse someday that's a good lesson to keep in mind wow

7:52 that's a good lesson to keep in mind wow

7:52 that's a good lesson to keep in mind wow look at the size of those fake oxen huh

7:55 look at the size of those fake oxen huh

7:55 look at the size of those fake oxen huh jimly oh an 1849 model covered wagon man

7:58 jimly oh an 1849 model covered wagon man

7:58 jimly oh an 1849 model covered wagon man it looks like it's in some pretty good

8:00 it looks like it's in some pretty good

8:00 it looks like it's in some pretty good condition check out the brakes right

8:01 condition check out the brakes right

8:01 condition check out the brakes right there oh and how about this Buick this

8:03 there oh and how about this Buick this

8:03 there oh and how about this Buick this antique car was really the thing for

8:06 antique car was really the thing for

8:06 antique car was really the thing for transportation in

8:07 transportation in

8:07 transportation in 1932 looks like we got a wise guy here

8:10 1932 looks like we got a wise guy here

8:10 1932 looks like we got a wise guy here with the sign see oh dang how about this

8:12 with the sign see oh dang how about this

8:12 with the sign see oh dang how about this old Rolls-Royce huh look at this weird

8:14 old Rolls-Royce huh look at this weird

8:14 old Rolls-Royce huh look at this weird guy in the back seat he shaped his head

8:16 guy in the back seat he shaped his head

8:17 guy in the back seat he shaped his head but he's got a familiar face 1937

8:19 but he's got a familiar face 1937

8:19 but he's got a familiar face 1937 Rolls-Royce this antique car was

8:21 Rolls-Royce this antique car was

8:21 Rolls-Royce this antique car was believed to have been used by Hitler the

8:24 believed to have been used by Hitler the

8:24 believed to have been used by Hitler the thing is it can't be proved Hitler's car

8:27 thing is it can't be proved Hitler's car

8:27 thing is it can't be proved Hitler's car I don't think his driver wants us asking

8:29 I don't think his driver wants us asking

8:29 I don't think his driver wants us asking any questions okay continue down the

8:31 any questions okay continue down the

8:31 any questions okay continue down the monster Footprints pass this old buggy

8:33 monster Footprints pass this old buggy

8:33 monster Footprints pass this old buggy here what in the world look at this oh

8:37 here what in the world look at this oh

8:37 here what in the world look at this oh no please don't burn me with that hot

8:40 no please don't burn me with that hot

8:40 no please don't burn me with that hot iron oh this guy's racked with guilt I

8:42 iron oh this guy's racked with guilt I

8:42 iron oh this guy's racked with guilt I should have tried

8:44 should have tried

8:44 should have tried yoga I have Z ey patch this very special

8:47 yoga I have Z ey patch this very special

8:47 yoga I have Z ey patch this very special exhibit depicting ancient methods of

8:49 exhibit depicting ancient methods of

8:49 exhibit depicting ancient methods of torture as the only one of its kind in

8:51 torture as the only one of its kind in

8:51 torture as the only one of its kind in the world yeah I believe it each piece

8:53 the world yeah I believe it each piece

8:53 the world yeah I believe it each piece is carved from solid wood would you look

8:56 is carved from solid wood would you look

8:56 is carved from solid wood would you look at that oo look at these guys they're

8:58 at that oo look at these guys they're

8:58 at that oo look at these guys they're about to behead heading somewhere I

8:59 about to behead heading somewhere I

8:59 about to behead heading somewhere I don't want to go weird the thing was

9:02 don't want to go weird the thing was

9:02 don't want to go weird the thing was started by a guy named Thomas price and

9:04 started by a guy named Thomas price and

9:04 started by a guy named Thomas price and he and his wife Janet moved out here 51

9:08 he and his wife Janet moved out here 51

9:08 he and his wife Janet moved out here 51 years ago with the thing and I'm

9:09 years ago with the thing and I'm

9:09 years ago with the thing and I'm assuming they lived uh out here between

9:12 assuming they lived uh out here between

9:12 assuming they lived uh out here between these sheds and started luring Travelers

9:14 these sheds and started luring Travelers

9:14 these sheds and started luring Travelers off the interstate with those colorful

9:16 off the interstate with those colorful

9:16 off the interstate with those colorful Billboards from what I understand before

9:19 Billboards from what I understand before

9:19 Billboards from what I understand before 1965 the thing was actually out in

9:22 1965 the thing was actually out in

9:22 1965 the thing was actually out in California somewhat near to Old Route 66

9:24 California somewhat near to Old Route 66

9:24 California somewhat near to Old Route 66 but when they built the interstate out

9:25 but when they built the interstate out

9:25 but when they built the interstate out there Thomas price decided to pack up

9:27 there Thomas price decided to pack up

9:28 there Thomas price decided to pack up the operation and move it out here to

9:31 the operation and move it out here to

9:31 the operation and move it out here to Arizona okay there's a lot of weird

9:33 Arizona okay there's a lot of weird

9:33 Arizona okay there's a lot of weird stuff in here welcome to the wooden

9:36 stuff in here welcome to the wooden

9:36 stuff in here welcome to the wooden fantasy Gallery look at these weird

9:39 fantasy Gallery look at these weird

9:39 fantasy Gallery look at these weird creatures

9:41 creatures

9:41 creatures strange

9:42 strange

9:42 strange unusual

9:44 unusual

9:44 unusual backwards these things are all freaking

9:47 backwards these things are all freaking

9:47 backwards these things are all freaking weird this is awesome I'm pretty sure

9:49 weird this is awesome I'm pretty sure

9:49 weird this is awesome I'm pretty sure these were all done by one guy look at

9:52 these were all done by one guy look at

9:52 these were all done by one guy look at these strange creatures once upon a time

9:54 these strange creatures once upon a time

9:54 these strange creatures once upon a time there was a part of not's Berry Farm

9:56 there was a part of not's Berry Farm

9:56 there was a part of not's Berry Farm that had wooden creatures like these

9:57 that had wooden creatures like these

9:57 that had wooden creatures like these they called them woodal those weird

9:59 they called them woodal those weird

9:59 they called them woodal those weird wooden creatures may be long gone but

10:01 wooden creatures may be long gone but

10:01 wooden creatures may be long gone but the thing is there's still more in

10:04 the thing is there's still more in

10:04 the thing is there's still more in Arizona oh look at this Yak doodle and

10:06 Arizona oh look at this Yak doodle and

10:06 Arizona oh look at this Yak doodle and this pleus look at old wonky Tom and

10:09 this pleus look at old wonky Tom and

10:09 this pleus look at old wonky Tom and Javelin Jenny here's a good one I call

10:12 Javelin Jenny here's a good one I call

10:12 Javelin Jenny here's a good one I call this guy King tooot hey wait a minute

10:15 this guy King tooot hey wait a minute

10:15 this guy King tooot hey wait a minute King Toot's got some pretty familiar

10:17 King Toot's got some pretty familiar

10:17 King Toot's got some pretty familiar looking feet must be a coincidence

10:19 looking feet must be a coincidence

10:19 looking feet must be a coincidence though because the things tracks lead

10:21 though because the things tracks lead

10:21 though because the things tracks lead off this way oh and let's not forget the

10:23 off this way oh and let's not forget the

10:23 off this way oh and let's not forget the vast collection of Wonders in here look

10:26 vast collection of Wonders in here look

10:26 vast collection of Wonders in here look at all this stuff old books old scales

10:30 at all this stuff old books old scales

10:30 at all this stuff old books old scales old pictures old doodads old guns old

10:35 old pictures old doodads old guns old

10:35 old pictures old doodads old guns old cream separator look at this old

10:38 cream separator look at this old

10:38 cream separator look at this old matchlock rifle according to this sign

10:41 matchlock rifle according to this sign

10:41 matchlock rifle according to this sign it's beyond price one of the rarest

10:43 it's beyond price one of the rarest

10:43 it's beyond price one of the rarest pieces in the World Imagine That one of

10:45 pieces in the World Imagine That one of

10:45 pieces in the World Imagine That one of a kind and it's right here at the thing

10:47 a kind and it's right here at the thing

10:47 a kind and it's right here at the thing I like looking at it this is my favorite

10:50 I like looking at it this is my favorite

10:50 I like looking at it this is my favorite stuff in here

10:56 looking look at this wood carving of a

10:56 looking look at this wood carving of a night at the old Shoon I love stuff like

10:59 night at the old Shoon I love stuff like

10:59 night at the old Shoon I love stuff like this good oldfashioned Western folk art

11:02 this good oldfashioned Western folk art

11:02 this good oldfashioned Western folk art fun for the whole family and if those

11:04 fun for the whole family and if those

11:04 fun for the whole family and if those guys weren't enough for you there's a

11:05 guys weren't enough for you there's a

11:06 guys weren't enough for you there's a whole bunch more first there's those

11:07 whole bunch more first there's those

11:07 whole bunch more first there's those weird wooden Indians back there and then

11:09 weird wooden Indians back there and then

11:09 weird wooden Indians back there and then even weirder wooden Cowboys look at

11:11 even weirder wooden Cowboys look at

11:11 even weirder wooden Cowboys look at these little vignette type statue things

11:14 these little vignette type statue things

11:14 these little vignette type statue things here you have a golfer then you got Dr

11:16 here you have a golfer then you got Dr

11:16 here you have a golfer then you got Dr butcher MD back there World drinking

11:18 butcher MD back there World drinking

11:18 butcher MD back there World drinking Champion world fastest drunk a man with

11:21 Champion world fastest drunk a man with

11:21 Champion world fastest drunk a man with one arm and even a pirate I always

11:23 one arm and even a pirate I always

11:24 one arm and even a pirate I always wonder where places like this get stuff

11:26 wonder where places like this get stuff

11:26 wonder where places like this get stuff like that actually I shouldn't say

11:27 like that actually I shouldn't say

11:27 like that actually I shouldn't say places like this cuz there's no else

11:29 places like this cuz there's no else

11:29 places like this cuz there's no else quite like the thing there's a stuffed

11:31 quite like the thing there's a stuffed

11:31 quite like the thing there's a stuffed tarantula getting a bird there's some

11:34 tarantula getting a bird there's some

11:34 tarantula getting a bird there's some more stuff in here like a grinder and a

11:36 more stuff in here like a grinder and a

11:36 more stuff in here like a grinder and a bear trap but I don't want to give it

11:37 bear trap but I don't want to give it

11:37 bear trap but I don't want to give it all away so let's move on shall we let's

11:41 all away so let's move on shall we let's

11:41 all away so let's move on shall we let's see here that was one two buildings and

11:43 see here that was one two buildings and

11:43 see here that was one two buildings and now we're coming up on building number

11:46 now we're coming up on building number

11:46 now we're coming up on building number three and if my memory serves me

11:47 three and if my memory serves me

11:48 three and if my memory serves me correctly this building

11:50 correctly this building

11:50 correctly this building contains the

12:02 thing here it is is the thing right here

12:02 thing here it is is the thing right here it's

12:03 it's

12:03 it's incredible it's amazing it's glorious

12:07 incredible it's amazing it's glorious

12:07 incredible it's amazing it's glorious it's the mystery of the desert it's a

12:09 it's the mystery of the desert it's a

12:09 it's the mystery of the desert it's a wonder but what is

12:18 it all right warning this is the point

12:18 it all right warning this is the point in the video where you need to skip

12:20 in the video where you need to skip

12:20 in the video where you need to skip ahead if you do not want to know what

12:23 ahead if you do not want to know what

12:23 ahead if you do not want to know what the thing is some of you are too young

12:25 the thing is some of you are too young

12:25 the thing is some of you are too young for the thing some of you are too s

12:28 for the thing some of you are too s

12:28 for the thing some of you are too s sensitive for the thing some of you

12:30 sensitive for the thing some of you

12:30 sensitive for the thing some of you might be coming to Arizona next week and

12:32 might be coming to Arizona next week and

12:32 might be coming to Arizona next week and you want to find out what the thing is

12:33 you want to find out what the thing is

12:33 you want to find out what the thing is for yourself if this describes you if

12:36 for yourself if this describes you if

12:36 for yourself if this describes you if you're squeamish and weak if you have

12:38 you're squeamish and weak if you have

12:38 you're squeamish and weak if you have frequent heart problems frequent

12:39 frequent heart problems frequent

12:39 frequent heart problems frequent heartburn or fainting spells this is

12:42 heartburn or fainting spells this is

12:42 heartburn or fainting spells this is your chance to leave for the rest of you

12:45 your chance to leave for the rest of you

12:45 your chance to leave for the rest of you prepare to Behold The Glory Feast your

12:49 prepare to Behold The Glory Feast your

12:49 prepare to Behold The Glory Feast your eyes on the

13:02 thing what is it it what is this are

13:02 thing what is it it what is this are these mummified human

13:05 these mummified human

13:05 these mummified human remains they look too flat to be human

13:08 remains they look too flat to be human

13:08 remains they look too flat to be human it appears to be the mummified remains

13:11 it appears to be the mummified remains

13:11 it appears to be the mummified remains of some sort of hat wearing creature and

13:15 of some sort of hat wearing creature and

13:15 of some sort of hat wearing creature and its child look at that strange face it

13:18 its child look at that strange face it

13:18 its child look at that strange face it doesn't look quite human to me and look

13:21 doesn't look quite human to me and look

13:21 doesn't look quite human to me and look at the strange proportions of this child

13:25 at the strange proportions of this child

13:25 at the strange proportions of this child what are these things what horrible

13:27 what are these things what horrible

13:27 what are these things what horrible tragedy befell them in the desert and

13:30 tragedy befell them in the desert and

13:30 tragedy befell them in the desert and why do they have webbed hands

13:33 why do they have webbed hands

13:33 why do they have webbed hands why ladies and gentlemen we've seen

13:36 why ladies and gentlemen we've seen

13:36 why ladies and gentlemen we've seen something here today that we can never

13:38 something here today that we can never

13:38 something here today that we can never unsee we have seen the

13:47 thing I needed a

13:47 thing I needed a break it's hard to handle the thing

13:49 break it's hard to handle the thing

13:49 break it's hard to handle the thing people keep going in there to look at it

13:51 people keep going in there to look at it

13:51 people keep going in there to look at it and they always leave crying and

13:53 and they always leave crying and

13:53 and they always leave crying and screaming oh it's easy to laugh at the

13:55 screaming oh it's easy to laugh at the

13:55 screaming oh it's easy to laugh at the thing from the safety and comfort of

13:57 thing from the safety and comfort of

13:57 thing from the safety and comfort of your own home but I'm telling you once

14:00 your own home but I'm telling you once

14:00 your own home but I'm telling you once you're here with it it has some sort of

14:03 you're here with it it has some sort of

14:03 you're here with it it has some sort of phenomenal Cosmic Powers it's it's like

14:07 phenomenal Cosmic Powers it's it's like

14:07 phenomenal Cosmic Powers it's it's like it's calling to

14:11 it's calling to

14:11 it's calling to me yes I understand now listen everyone

14:16 me yes I understand now listen everyone

14:16 me yes I understand now listen everyone we must tell no one of the things we've

14:19 we must tell no one of the things we've

14:19 we must tell no one of the things we've seen and heard here today first of all

14:23 seen and heard here today first of all

14:23 seen and heard here today first of all who would believe us and second of all

14:26 who would believe us and second of all

14:26 who would believe us and second of all who would understand look at all the

14:28 who would understand look at all the

14:28 who would understand look at all the strange creatures attracted to the thing

14:32 strange creatures attracted to the thing

14:32 strange creatures attracted to the thing look at all those who admire it with

14:34 look at all those who admire it with

14:34 look at all those who admire it with their gaze I think all of this other

14:36 their gaze I think all of this other

14:36 their gaze I think all of this other extraordinarily creepy stuff must be

14:40 extraordinarily creepy stuff must be

14:40 extraordinarily creepy stuff must be offerings to the thing one must come

14:42 offerings to the thing one must come

14:42 offerings to the thing one must come here and experience this for oneself

14:45 here and experience this for oneself

14:45 here and experience this for oneself after seeing the thing you can never be

14:48 after seeing the thing you can never be

14:48 after seeing the thing you can never be the same they really ought to relocate

14:49 the same they really ought to relocate

14:49 the same they really ought to relocate the thing to the other side of the shed

14:51 the thing to the other side of the shed

14:51 the thing to the other side of the shed cuz the exit's over there and there's a

14:53 cuz the exit's over there and there's a

14:53 cuz the exit's over there and there's a lot of things between the thing and the

14:56 lot of things between the thing and the

14:56 lot of things between the thing and the exit to the thing and the thing is that

14:58 exit to the thing and the thing is that

14:58 exit to the thing and the thing is that after you see the thing your mind is

15:00 after you see the thing your mind is

15:00 after you see the thing your mind is blown away by all the things you've seen

15:02 blown away by all the things you've seen

15:03 blown away by all the things you've seen over at the thing and then the other

15:04 over at the thing and then the other

15:04 over at the thing and then the other things just aren't quite enough of a

15:06 things just aren't quite enough of a

15:07 things just aren't quite enough of a thing you know Saddles and Buggies and

15:10 thing you know Saddles and Buggies and

15:10 thing you know Saddles and Buggies and Chinese Oriental I don't know what that

15:12 Chinese Oriental I don't know what that

15:12 Chinese Oriental I don't know what that means strange paintings and wagons wagon

15:15 means strange paintings and wagons wagon

15:15 means strange paintings and wagons wagon chairs weird Log Cabin diarama oh I

15:20 chairs weird Log Cabin diarama oh I

15:20 chairs weird Log Cabin diarama oh I understand now you must be the caretaker

15:24 understand now you must be the caretaker

15:24 understand now you must be the caretaker guardian of the mystery of the thing

15:26 guardian of the mystery of the thing

15:26 guardian of the mystery of the thing Keeper of the wooden cre creatures

15:29 Keeper of the wooden cre creatures

15:29 Keeper of the wooden cre creatures defender of the secrets

15:32 defender of the secrets

15:32 defender of the secrets snower of the mystery wearer of the

15:36 snower of the mystery wearer of the

15:36 snower of the mystery wearer of the blanket of Illusion maybe even

15:39 blanket of Illusion maybe even

15:39 blanket of Illusion maybe even somebody's grandpa oh yes I got the

15:42 somebody's grandpa oh yes I got the

15:42 somebody's grandpa oh yes I got the message from the thing I'm going now to

15:45 message from the thing I'm going now to

15:45 message from the thing I'm going now to do what it requires of me the thing

15:48 do what it requires of me the thing

15:48 do what it requires of me the thing requires something very specific of

15:51 requires something very specific of

15:51 requires something very specific of every visitor we must exit through the

15:53 every visitor we must exit through the

15:53 every visitor we must exit through the gift shop to fulfill our duty the one

15:56 gift shop to fulfill our duty the one

15:56 gift shop to fulfill our duty the one thing required of us must

15:59 thing required of us must

15:59 thing required of us must obey I need all the

16:05 things yes yes

16:05 things yes yes finally I've got everything I need I've

16:09 finally I've got everything I need I've

16:09 finally I've got everything I need I've obeyed sadly Thomas price passed away

16:11 obeyed sadly Thomas price passed away

16:11 obeyed sadly Thomas price passed away not long after bringing the thing to

16:15 not long after bringing the thing to

16:15 not long after bringing the thing to Arizona and later on his wife Janet

16:17 Arizona and later on his wife Janet

16:17 Arizona and later on his wife Janet moved away as well but the thing is

16:21 moved away as well but the thing is

16:21 moved away as well but the thing is still here 51 years later having blown

16:26 still here 51 years later having blown

16:26 still here 51 years later having blown thousands of people's minds and selling

16:28 thousands of people's minds and selling

16:28 thousands of people's minds and selling them all of the things honestly now that

16:32 them all of the things honestly now that

16:32 them all of the things honestly now that I'm outside I have no idea what I bought

16:37 I'm outside I have no idea what I bought

16:37 I'm outside I have no idea what I bought huh it's like I have no memory of what I

16:40 huh it's like I have no memory of what I

16:40 huh it's like I have no memory of what I purchased

16:42 purchased

16:43 purchased weird have you enjoy these videos and

16:45 weird have you enjoy these videos and

16:45 weird have you enjoy these videos and would like to help me keep the show on

16:47 would like to help me keep the show on

16:47 would like to help me keep the show on the road make sure to visit the links

16:49 the road make sure to visit the links

16:49 the road make sure to visit the links down below hope you guys had some fun

16:51 down below hope you guys had some fun

16:51 down below hope you guys had some fun out here in the desert with me I know I

16:53 out here in the desert with me I know I

16:53 out here in the desert with me I know I had fun with you and now that you've

16:54 had fun with you and now that you've

16:54 had fun with you and now that you've watched this video and I've bought a box

16:56 watched this video and I've bought a box

16:56 watched this video and I've bought a box of mystery we've all done our duty we

16:59 of mystery we've all done our duty we

16:59 of mystery we've all done our duty we can go home and sleep

17:27 [Music]

17:27 [Music] well

17:48 um I think I might have gone a little

17:48 um I think I might have gone a little overboard

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