A change of attitude and a Knott's Merry Farm Christmas fortune...
The Weirdest Christmas Fortune Teller.....
Back home, coming back with a serious attitude adjustment, and then it's a welcome back visit to Knott's for my first peek at Merry Farm! The tree lighting ceremony, the Snowfall in Ghost Town, Sarsaparilla! And something I was NOT expecting! My fortune is told ! Another Randomland Adventure!
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oh wow would you look at that
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oh wow would you look at that Thanksgivings come and gone and look at
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Thanksgivings come and gone and look at
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Thanksgivings come and gone and look at these Christmas Garland's are up it's
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these Christmas Garland's are up it's
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these Christmas Garland's are up it's nice to be home here in orange in the
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nice to be home here in orange in the
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nice to be home here in orange in the orange circle look at this all the
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orange circle look at this all the
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orange circle look at this all the businesses around the plaza are getting
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businesses around the plaza are getting
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businesses around the plaza are getting decked out with holiday cheer even the
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decked out with holiday cheer even the
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decked out with holiday cheer even the karate JoJo's got a Christmas tree yes
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karate JoJo's got a Christmas tree yes
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karate JoJo's got a Christmas tree yes sir there are Garland's for days that's
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sir there are Garland's for days that's
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sir there are Garland's for days that's not just the businesses in the plaza
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not just the businesses in the plaza
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not just the businesses in the plaza that decoration check out the plaza
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that decoration check out the plaza
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that decoration check out the plaza itself look at the park in the center of
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itself look at the park in the center of
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itself look at the park in the center of the traffic circle the big guy has
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the traffic circle the big guy has
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the traffic circle the big guy has returned our giant tinsel Santa Claus I
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returned our giant tinsel Santa Claus I
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returned our giant tinsel Santa Claus I like Santa look behind it it's orange
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like Santa look behind it it's orange
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like Santa look behind it it's orange California's Christmas tree I like that
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California's Christmas tree I like that
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California's Christmas tree I like that star on top poor Chewie look at the size
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star on top poor Chewie look at the size
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star on top poor Chewie look at the size of this conifer okay it may not be as
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of this conifer okay it may not be as
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of this conifer okay it may not be as big as the Disneyland Christmas tree but
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big as the Disneyland Christmas tree but
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big as the Disneyland Christmas tree but it's pretty darn close that weren't you
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it's pretty darn close that weren't you
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it's pretty darn close that weren't you look at the size of these ornament
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look at the size of these ornament
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look at the size of these ornament what's a fine one just look at that all
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what's a fine one just look at that all
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what's a fine one just look at that all of those wreaths and Garland's hanging
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of those wreaths and Garland's hanging
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of those wreaths and Garland's hanging over the street who couldn't love this
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over the street who couldn't love this
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over the street who couldn't love this town at Christmas
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town at Christmas
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town at Christmas now the plaza or as most normal people
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now the plaza or as most normal people
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now the plaza or as most normal people call it the orange circle has been the
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call it the orange circle has been the
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call it the orange circle has been the hub of the community since the 1880s a
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hub of the community since the 1880s a
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hub of the community since the 1880s a for Southern California that's all it's
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for Southern California that's all it's
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for Southern California that's all it's seen a lot of Christmases back in the
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seen a lot of Christmases back in the
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seen a lot of Christmases back in the day when this gigantic pine tree was a
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day when this gigantic pine tree was a
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day when this gigantic pine tree was a little shorter they actually used to use
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little shorter they actually used to use
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little shorter they actually used to use that as the Christmas tree it would be
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that as the Christmas tree it would be
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that as the Christmas tree it would be pretty difficult to do these days
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pretty difficult to do these days
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pretty difficult to do these days because that tree is freaking huge I
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because that tree is freaking huge I
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because that tree is freaking huge I mean a lot taller than Disneyland Castle
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mean a lot taller than Disneyland Castle
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mean a lot taller than Disneyland Castle so I'm guessing around 100 feet tall
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so I'm guessing around 100 feet tall
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so I'm guessing around 100 feet tall maybe at least somewhere in that
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maybe at least somewhere in that
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maybe at least somewhere in that neighborhood probably for the best that
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neighborhood probably for the best that
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neighborhood probably for the best that they don't have to decorate that tree I
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they don't have to decorate that tree I
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they don't have to decorate that tree I wouldn't want to be the guy that goes up
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wouldn't want to be the guy that goes up
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wouldn't want to be the guy that goes up on the ladder to see it oh I almost
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on the ladder to see it oh I almost
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on the ladder to see it oh I almost forgot about this ya know Christmas
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forgot about this ya know Christmas
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forgot about this ya know Christmas would be complete without a giant tinsel
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would be complete without a giant tinsel
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would be complete without a giant tinsel toy-soldier look
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toy-soldier look
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toy-soldier look yes sir it's nice to be home what if you
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yes sir it's nice to be home what if you
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yes sir it's nice to be home what if you guys been up to I'll tell you really
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guys been up to I'll tell you really
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guys been up to I'll tell you really quickly what I've been up John if you
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quickly what I've been up John if you
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quickly what I've been up John if you can tell by my voice but I've been a
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can tell by my voice but I've been a
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can tell by my voice but I've been a little under the weather had a cold for
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little under the weather had a cold for
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little under the weather had a cold for the last few days but before that I had
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the last few days but before that I had
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the last few days but before that I had a lovely Thanksgiving holiday with my
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a lovely Thanksgiving holiday with my
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a lovely Thanksgiving holiday with my family paid almost every dollar I've
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family paid almost every dollar I've
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family paid almost every dollar I've ever saved up to some lawyers got some
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ever saved up to some lawyers got some
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ever saved up to some lawyers got some custody issues going on probably
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custody issues going on probably
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custody issues going on probably shouldn't talk about that it's a whole
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shouldn't talk about that it's a whole
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shouldn't talk about that it's a whole other thing that's a negative side and I
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other thing that's a negative side and I
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other thing that's a negative side and I used a lot of the down time to start
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used a lot of the down time to start
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used a lot of the down time to start plotting and doing some research for
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plotting and doing some research for
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plotting and doing some research for some epic stuff for next year I've also
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some epic stuff for next year I've also
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some epic stuff for next year I've also been finishing up my treatment for a
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been finishing up my treatment for a
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been finishing up my treatment for a Lyme disease and I'm gonna say I am
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Lyme disease and I'm gonna say I am
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Lyme disease and I'm gonna say I am grateful to be feeling a whole lot
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grateful to be feeling a whole lot
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grateful to be feeling a whole lot better on that score or someone like me
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better on that score or someone like me
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better on that score or someone like me though the second half of this year was
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though the second half of this year was
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though the second half of this year was pretty frustrating I like to be a man on
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pretty frustrating I like to be a man on
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pretty frustrating I like to be a man on the move you know me man in motion I'd
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the move you know me man in motion I'd
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the move you know me man in motion I'd like to be doing stuff having legal
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like to be doing stuff having legal
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like to be doing stuff having legal things going on and getting sick or
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things going on and getting sick or
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things going on and getting sick or trying to rest that it's so annoying to
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trying to rest that it's so annoying to
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trying to rest that it's so annoying to me I had a whole bunch of travel plans
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me I had a whole bunch of travel plans
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me I had a whole bunch of travel plans coming up but yesterday I was dealing
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coming up but yesterday I was dealing
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coming up but yesterday I was dealing with all this stuff that I have to do
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with all this stuff that I have to do
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with all this stuff that I have to do here that's very unpleasant and I was
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here that's very unpleasant and I was
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here that's very unpleasant and I was just I was on the verge of totally
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just I was on the verge of totally
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just I was on the verge of totally freaking out and losing my mind it would
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freaking out and losing my mind it would
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freaking out and losing my mind it would be on the road not here dealing with
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be on the road not here dealing with
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be on the road not here dealing with this stuff but then I remember you can
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this stuff but then I remember you can
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this stuff but then I remember you can complain because roses have thorns or
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complain because roses have thorns or
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complain because roses have thorns or you can rejoice because thorns have
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you can rejoice because thorns have
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you can rejoice because thorns have roses this is a beautiful saying the
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roses this is a beautiful saying the
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roses this is a beautiful saying the more you think about it the more
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more you think about it the more
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more you think about it the more beautiful it becomes but it's also kind
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beautiful it becomes but it's also kind
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beautiful it becomes but it's also kind of a hard saying cuz it's easy to be
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of a hard saying cuz it's easy to be
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of a hard saying cuz it's easy to be grateful for the roses that come along
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grateful for the roses that come along
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grateful for the roses that come along with the thorns when you're not bleeding
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with the thorns when you're not bleeding
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with the thorns when you're not bleeding prick your finger on a couple of these
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prick your finger on a couple of these
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prick your finger on a couple of these bad boys it's a little more difficult
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bad boys it's a little more difficult
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bad boys it's a little more difficult but still overall this is a beautiful
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but still overall this is a beautiful
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but still overall this is a beautiful song and it helped me to readjust my
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song and it helped me to readjust my
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song and it helped me to readjust my attitude instead of focusing my energy
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attitude instead of focusing my energy
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attitude instead of focusing my energy and all the things I wanted to do that
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and all the things I wanted to do that
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and all the things I wanted to do that didn't work down I'm going to choose to
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didn't work down I'm going to choose to
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didn't work down I'm going to choose to focus my energy on all the things I'm
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focus my energy on all the things I'm
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focus my energy on all the things I'm planning to do that are coming up see
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planning to do that are coming up see
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planning to do that are coming up see that's part of my whole quest for
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that's part of my whole quest for
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that's part of my whole quest for positivity thing I can't control my
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positivity thing I can't control my
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positivity thing I can't control my circumstances I can only control my
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circumstances I can only control my
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circumstances I can only control my reaction to things that happen but
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reaction to things that happen but
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reaction to things that happen but sometimes even I forget all that you see
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sometimes even I forget all that you see
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sometimes even I forget all that you see my job is awesome I get to take people
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my job is awesome I get to take people
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my job is awesome I get to take people along on epic adventures and sometimes
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along on epic adventures and sometimes
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along on epic adventures and sometimes when I don't have the time or the money
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when I don't have the time or the money
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when I don't have the time or the money or the circumstances to go do something
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or the circumstances to go do something
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or the circumstances to go do something epic I tend to get really frustrated
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epic I tend to get really frustrated
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epic I tend to get really frustrated they'd ever want to do something rash
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they'd ever want to do something rash
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they'd ever want to do something rash don't get all frustrated and pouty and
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don't get all frustrated and pouty and
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don't get all frustrated and pouty and then I have to even remind myself every
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then I have to even remind myself every
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then I have to even remind myself every day can be an adventure it just depends
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day can be an adventure it just depends
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day can be an adventure it just depends on what we make of it ask this guy this
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on what we make of it ask this guy this
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on what we make of it ask this guy this guy knows what I'm talking about he's so
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guy knows what I'm talking about he's so
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guy knows what I'm talking about he's so excited he'd lost it Edie I love living
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excited he'd lost it Edie I love living
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excited he'd lost it Edie I love living in orange I love exploring and digging
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in orange I love exploring and digging
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in orange I love exploring and digging through the treasures of the past I love
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through the treasures of the past I love
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through the treasures of the past I love finding things like Clint Eastwood's
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finding things like Clint Eastwood's
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finding things like Clint Eastwood's serape that's pretty cool look at this
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serape that's pretty cool look at this
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serape that's pretty cool look at this they still have some of those
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they still have some of those
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they still have some of those one-of-a-kind elves left in here those
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one-of-a-kind elves left in here those
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one-of-a-kind elves left in here those are very popular with the ladies but my
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are very popular with the ladies but my
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are very popular with the ladies but my throat I'm almost over this cold I kept
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throat I'm almost over this cold I kept
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throat I'm almost over this cold I kept losing my voice
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losing my voice
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losing my voice I just got it back I don't want to lose
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I just got it back I don't want to lose
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I just got it back I don't want to lose it again so I'm gonna go get a drink
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it again so I'm gonna go get a drink
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it again so I'm gonna go get a drink really quit and we're better to do that
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really quit and we're better to do that
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really quit and we're better to do that then Plaza beverages aka Raj it's really
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then Plaza beverages aka Raj it's really
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then Plaza beverages aka Raj it's really coming over here to get a drink neither
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coming over here to get a drink neither
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coming over here to get a drink neither be boring and very routine or some days
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be boring and very routine or some days
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be boring and very routine or some days when you choose to be in a good mood
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when you choose to be in a good mood
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when you choose to be in a good mood about it it can be very exciting and fun
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I'm gonna come down there whoo
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I'm gonna come down there whoo well that's a frosty dude yeah you know
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well that's a frosty dude yeah you know
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well that's a frosty dude yeah you know what I've decided it is more fun to be
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what I've decided it is more fun to be
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what I've decided it is more fun to be excited then to not so let's keep this
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excited then to not so let's keep this
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excited then to not so let's keep this good feeling going shall we let's cram
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good feeling going shall we let's cram
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good feeling going shall we let's cram even more Christmas into our day oh that
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even more Christmas into our day oh that
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even more Christmas into our day oh that probably shouldn't have been unlocked
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probably shouldn't have been unlocked
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probably shouldn't have been unlocked because I may be just a little bit sick
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because I may be just a little bit sick
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because I may be just a little bit sick but you know what the only thing better
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but you know what the only thing better
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but you know what the only thing better than spreading Christmas cheer is
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than spreading Christmas cheer is
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than spreading Christmas cheer is spreading Christmas germs so let's go to
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spreading Christmas germs so let's go to
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spreading Christmas germs so let's go to another public place and go from a very
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another public place and go from a very
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another public place and go from a very Merry town to an even merrier farm
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Merry town to an even merrier farm
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Merry town to an even merrier farm that's right my friends it's not very
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that's right my friends it's not very
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that's right my friends it's not very fun the last time I was at Knott's Berry
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fun the last time I was at Knott's Berry
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fun the last time I was at Knott's Berry Farm Knott's Berry Farm was very scary
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Farm Knott's Berry Farm was very scary
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Farm Knott's Berry Farm was very scary it was not scary far but now the
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it was not scary far but now the
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it was not scary far but now the monsters and mayhem have been replaced
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monsters and mayhem have been replaced
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monsters and mayhem have been replaced with poinsettias have little Christmas
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with poinsettias have little Christmas
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with poinsettias have little Christmas trees and Tyler Garland
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trees and Tyler Garland
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trees and Tyler Garland instead of ghost town being filled with
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instead of ghost town being filled with
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instead of ghost town being filled with a million monsters it's now got a
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a million monsters it's now got a
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a million monsters it's now got a billion boos okay maybe not a billion
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billion boos okay maybe not a billion
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billion boos okay maybe not a billion but there's a few cool I use every year
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but there's a few cool I use every year
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but there's a few cool I use every year ghost town at Knott's Berry Farm fills
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ghost town at Knott's Berry Farm fills
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ghost town at Knott's Berry Farm fills up with all of these holiday crafts
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up with all of these holiday crafts
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up with all of these holiday crafts boots you can get a lot of amazing stuff
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boots you can get a lot of amazing stuff
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boots you can get a lot of amazing stuff here they've got candle making weird mug
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here they've got candle making weird mug
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here they've got candle making weird mug just all kinds of stuff for example
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just all kinds of stuff for example
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just all kinds of stuff for example where else are you gonna find these
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where else are you gonna find these
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where else are you gonna find these Christmas ornaments holiday embroidery
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Christmas ornaments holiday embroidery
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Christmas ornaments holiday embroidery are really a Scott one so should you
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are really a Scott one so should you
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are really a Scott one so should you look at this nothing says the holidays
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look at this nothing says the holidays
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look at this nothing says the holidays quite like blacksmithing that is so
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quite like blacksmithing that is so
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quite like blacksmithing that is so metal you need a holiday horseshoe for
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metal you need a holiday horseshoe for
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metal you need a holiday horseshoe for Grandma this is the place to get look at
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Grandma this is the place to get look at
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Grandma this is the place to get look at this holiday rings and wonderful things
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this holiday rings and wonderful things
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this holiday rings and wonderful things huh this is kind of weird I've been
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huh this is kind of weird I've been
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huh this is kind of weird I've been doing quite a lot of ring shopping
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doing quite a lot of ring shopping
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doing quite a lot of ring shopping lately
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lately
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lately look how crafty everything is lots of
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look how crafty everything is lots of
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look how crafty everything is lots of holiday signs look what I just saw see
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holiday signs look what I just saw see
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holiday signs look what I just saw see see saw and this is a very creative idea
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see saw and this is a very creative idea
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see saw and this is a very creative idea it has to be a total blockhead not to
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it has to be a total blockhead not to
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it has to be a total blockhead not to want one of these bullocks snowmen
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want one of these bullocks snowmen
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want one of these bullocks snowmen because it's technically still November
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because it's technically still November
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because it's technically still November not some area farm actually closes
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not some area farm actually closes
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not some area farm actually closes really early today so we open for
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really early today so we open for
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really early today so we open for another hour and a half or so so I'm
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another hour and a half or so so I'm
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another hour and a half or so so I'm gonna have to come back later if I want
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gonna have to come back later if I want
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gonna have to come back later if I want the full picture of all the holiday
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the full picture of all the holiday
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the full picture of all the holiday festivities but I was feeling good today
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festivities but I was feeling good today
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festivities but I was feeling good today how can I
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how can I
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how can I stop by and take a peek at this it
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stop by and take a peek at this it
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stop by and take a peek at this it wouldn't be nots merry farm without miss
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wouldn't be nots merry farm without miss
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wouldn't be nots merry farm without miss Doolittle
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Doolittle
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Doolittle we look at all the magical stuff this is
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we look at all the magical stuff this is
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we look at all the magical stuff this is where Ally always gets her bones
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where Ally always gets her bones
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where Ally always gets her bones whoa you made those cactus hats look at
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whoa you made those cactus hats look at
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whoa you made those cactus hats look at that
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that
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that they make all this stuff the only thing
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they make all this stuff the only thing
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they make all this stuff the only thing I can make is a mess this year you can
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I can make is a mess this year you can
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I can make is a mess this year you can even make your own necklace oh I like
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even make your own necklace oh I like
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even make your own necklace oh I like that the breakfast necklace look at
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that the breakfast necklace look at
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that the breakfast necklace look at those hurts
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those hurts
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those hurts and you spend all year making these
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and you spend all year making these
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and you spend all year making these that's awesome oh I like this one always
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that's awesome oh I like this one always
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that's awesome oh I like this one always nice to see Maria see that's the nice
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nice to see Maria see that's the nice
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nice to see Maria see that's the nice thing about knots Mary farm you can even
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thing about knots Mary farm you can even
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thing about knots Mary farm you can even find friendship at these booths Wow look
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find friendship at these booths Wow look
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find friendship at these booths Wow look at this bags and totes country crafting
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at this bags and totes country crafting
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at this bags and totes country crafting is so cool that is amazing light-up
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is so cool that is amazing light-up
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is so cool that is amazing light-up reindeer and don't melt koushin right in
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reindeer and don't melt koushin right in
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reindeer and don't melt koushin right in the same price talo treasures believe
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the same price talo treasures believe
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the same price talo treasures believe your own oh wait a minute
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your own oh wait a minute
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your own oh wait a minute this is so made out of fat I can't make
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this is so made out of fat I can't make
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this is so made out of fat I can't make soap out of my fat I need my fat for the
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soap out of my fat I need my fat for the
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soap out of my fat I need my fat for the winter huh what's that sound
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winter huh what's that sound
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winter huh what's that sound what is that beautiful sound carolers
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[Applause]
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[Applause] [Music]
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[Music]
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[Music] that is almost unbelievable that those
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that is almost unbelievable that those
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that is almost unbelievable that those bells are making that sound
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bells are making that sound
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bells are making that sound how cool is that Bravo so many wonderful
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how cool is that Bravo so many wonderful
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how cool is that Bravo so many wonderful things here's a whole booth pumpkin so
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things here's a whole booth pumpkin so
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things here's a whole booth pumpkin so many smells in these jars these jars are
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many smells in these jars these jars are
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many smells in these jars these jars are really incense get it the holidays are
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really incense get it the holidays are
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really incense get it the holidays are such a wonderful time a time for
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such a wonderful time a time for
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such a wonderful time a time for friendship and a time for family look at
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friendship and a time for family look at
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friendship and a time for family look at this kind of Wampus with baby catawampus
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this kind of Wampus with baby catawampus
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this kind of Wampus with baby catawampus did you hear that is a very rare species
9:12
did you hear that is a very rare species
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did you hear that is a very rare species in there so sad to think that of all the
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in there so sad to think that of all the
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in there so sad to think that of all the other catawampus this were hunted down
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other catawampus this were hunted down
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other catawampus this were hunted down and used for firewood listen to that
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and used for firewood listen to that
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and used for firewood listen to that they got the country versions of
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they got the country versions of
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they got the country versions of Christmas songs playing instrumentally
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Christmas songs playing instrumentally
9:24
Christmas songs playing instrumentally in the background just look at ghost
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in the background just look at ghost
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in the background just look at ghost town not too packed really nice out here
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town not too packed really nice out here
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town not too packed really nice out here on a week that Suns gonna go down in a
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on a week that Suns gonna go down in a
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on a week that Suns gonna go down in a minute
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minute
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minute 10 lots of booths I haven't seen but
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10 lots of booths I haven't seen but
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10 lots of booths I haven't seen but like I said I'm gonna come back to merry
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like I said I'm gonna come back to merry
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like I said I'm gonna come back to merry farm on a day when it's open much longer
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farm on a day when it's open much longer
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farm on a day when it's open much longer and do the whole experience today I just
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and do the whole experience today I just
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and do the whole experience today I just had to get out of the house a lot of
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had to get out of the house a lot of
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had to get out of the house a lot of great stuff out here and some stuff
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great stuff out here and some stuff
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great stuff out here and some stuff that's not so great
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that's not so great
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that's not so great listen part there's Town hearing them I
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listen part there's Town hearing them I
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listen part there's Town hearing them I didn't remember doing nothing like that
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didn't remember doing nothing like that
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didn't remember doing nothing like that check your old tiny phone that's weird I
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check your old tiny phone that's weird I
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check your old tiny phone that's weird I didn't know you'd be here I didn't get
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didn't know you'd be here I didn't get
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didn't know you'd be here I didn't get both of your text messages oh well
9:58
both of your text messages oh well
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both of your text messages oh well ignore the last one because I know where
9:59
ignore the last one because I know where
9:59
ignore the last one because I know where you are now look at this glass creation
10:02
you are now look at this glass creation
10:02
you are now look at this glass creation a lot of paintings over here build a
10:04
a lot of paintings over here build a
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a lot of paintings over here build a beanie that's sound like the perfect
10:06
beanie that's sound like the perfect
10:06
beanie that's sound like the perfect activity for you dear they wear beanies
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activity for you dear they wear beanies
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activity for you dear they wear beanies though you should well you you could
10:10
though you should well you you could
10:10
though you should well you you could look at this dude order machines know
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look at this dude order machines know
10:13
look at this dude order machines know the future spooky the cat tells your
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the future spooky the cat tells your
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the future spooky the cat tells your future
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future
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future how many quarters do you need this cuz
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how many quarters do you need this cuz
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how many quarters do you need this cuz you're just like the cat look at Tyler
10:23
you're just like the cat look at Tyler
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you're just like the cat look at Tyler found a dollar we're getting some change
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found a dollar we're getting some change
10:26
found a dollar we're getting some change that's all we need in this world is a
10:27
that's all we need in this world is a
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that's all we need in this world is a little change yet order give me that I
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little change yet order give me that I
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little change yet order give me that I need to know huge future Tyler this is a
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need to know huge future Tyler this is a
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need to know huge future Tyler this is a red-letter moment in the history of
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red-letter moment in the history of
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red-letter moment in the history of science though because if I open this
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science though because if I open this
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science though because if I open this and it says the wrong thing it could be
10:42
and it says the wrong thing it could be
10:42
and it says the wrong thing it could be a major paradigm here's here's my
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a major paradigm here's here's my
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a major paradigm here's here's my fortune here what does yours say I'm too
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fortune here what does yours say I'm too
10:46
fortune here what does yours say I'm too nervous to look at mine it says Buki the
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nervous to look at mine it says Buki the
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nervous to look at mine it says Buki the cat's advertisement for his for his
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cat's advertisement for his for his
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cat's advertisement for his for his website slaps drink more Ovaltine
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website slaps drink more Ovaltine
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website slaps drink more Ovaltine Ovaltine more soap over here you know
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Ovaltine more soap over here you know
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Ovaltine more soap over here you know what's missing where's the wood carving
11:02
what's missing where's the wood carving
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what's missing where's the wood carving booth it used to be right over here they
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booth it used to be right over here they
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booth it used to be right over here they used to be right over here by the by the
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used to be right over here by the by the
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used to be right over here by the by the cemetery what happened
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cemetery what happened
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cemetery what happened I see I see it oh yes it's still here
11:12
I see I see it oh yes it's still here
11:12
I see I see it oh yes it's still here they had to move to a bigger area they
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they had to move to a bigger area they
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they had to move to a bigger area they expanded chainsaw sculptor oh look at
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expanded chainsaw sculptor oh look at
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expanded chainsaw sculptor oh look at all the wonderful things they carve out
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all the wonderful things they carve out
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all the wonderful things they carve out of wood look at the little bears and
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of wood look at the little bears and
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of wood look at the little bears and raccoons I like those what I like a lot
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raccoons I like those what I like a lot
11:26
raccoons I like those what I like a lot less is the wooden spoon your mom never
11:29
less is the wooden spoon your mom never
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less is the wooden spoon your mom never use a wooden spoon I need it
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use a wooden spoon I need it
11:33
use a wooden spoon I need it this is a solid one dude when mama grabs
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this is a solid one dude when mama grabs
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this is a solid one dude when mama grabs a wooden spoon you need to go
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[Music] [Applause]
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[Applause] it's a skill the craftsmanship what do
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it's a skill the craftsmanship what do
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it's a skill the craftsmanship what do you think about it I am grew up on D
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you think about it I am grew up on D
11:54
you think about it I am grew up on D that's funny
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that's funny
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that's funny look that's a good one
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look that's a good one
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look that's a good one I'm gonna get this this is gonna be my
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I'm gonna get this this is gonna be my
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I'm gonna get this this is gonna be my complaint department Tyler see look at
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complaint department Tyler see look at
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complaint department Tyler see look at this man's a chainsaw carving
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she's making one of these I bought one
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she's making one of these I bought one of these for Ali last year well look at
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of these for Ali last year well look at
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of these for Ali last year well look at the wilderness dancehall last time I was
12:15
the wilderness dancehall last time I was
12:15
the wilderness dancehall last time I was here for not scary farm
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here for not scary farm
12:17
here for not scary farm this was the Red Barn and it was a
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this was the Red Barn and it was a
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this was the Red Barn and it was a little different but now it's Santa's
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little different but now it's Santa's
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little different but now it's Santa's Christmas cabin presented by her she
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Christmas cabin presented by her she
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Christmas cabin presented by her she coming to come see jolly old st. whoa
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coming to come see jolly old st. whoa
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coming to come see jolly old st. whoa wait which one of these guys has said
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wait which one of these guys has said
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wait which one of these guys has said this guy just looks like the Tim aha
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this guy just looks like the Tim aha
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this guy just looks like the Tim aha Santa's over here he was behind these
12:37
Santa's over here he was behind these
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Santa's over here he was behind these guys you know how he prepares how does
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guys you know how he prepares how does
12:48
guys you know how he prepares how does he do I gotta get up there sometime soon
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he do I gotta get up there sometime soon
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he do I gotta get up there sometime soon I really want a Red Rider BB gun with
12:53
I really want a Red Rider BB gun with
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I really want a Red Rider BB gun with the compass in the stock and this thing
12:54
the compass in the stock and this thing
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the compass in the stock and this thing which tells time it's a good time you'll
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which tells time it's a good time you'll
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which tells time it's a good time you'll shoot your eye out in a in a good way
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shoot your eye out in a in a good way
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shoot your eye out in a in a good way that's pretty neat there's some other
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that's pretty neat there's some other
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that's pretty neat there's some other stuff in there but we'll check that out
13:03
stuff in there but we'll check that out
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stuff in there but we'll check that out later when we return Oh what's over here
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later when we return Oh what's over here
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later when we return Oh what's over here it's the most festive part of the merry
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it's the most festive part of the merry
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it's the most festive part of the merry farmyard damage here this way you take
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farmyard damage here this way you take
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farmyard damage here this way you take things up a notch and go from knots Mary
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things up a notch and go from knots Mary
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things up a notch and go from knots Mary barns and Knott's Berry Farm the lights
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barns and Knott's Berry Farm the lights
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barns and Knott's Berry Farm the lights are coming on it's magical
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are coming on it's magical
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are coming on it's magical you understand you don't even believe in
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you understand you don't even believe in
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you understand you don't even believe in Christmas laughs this really puts me in
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Christmas laughs this really puts me in
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Christmas laughs this really puts me in the mood for the most Christmasy drink
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the mood for the most Christmasy drink
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the mood for the most Christmasy drink of them all
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- sarsaparilla is my good man drink up
14:02
- sarsaparilla is my good man drink up buddy
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buddy
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buddy it's on the house no it's on me that's a
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it's on the house no it's on me that's a
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it's on the house no it's on me that's a money fine beverage there's nothing
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money fine beverage there's nothing
14:13
money fine beverage there's nothing finer to a man look at that isn't that
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finer to a man look at that isn't that
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finer to a man look at that isn't that beautiful and look at this isn't this
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beautiful and look at this isn't this
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beautiful and look at this isn't this even more beautiful we just found out
14:31
even more beautiful we just found out
14:31
even more beautiful we just found out that this barrier is here because they
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that this barrier is here because they
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that this barrier is here because they actually let the public into Knott's
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actually let the public into Knott's
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actually let the public into Knott's Berry Farm for free to shop at the craft
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Berry Farm for free to shop at the craft
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Berry Farm for free to shop at the craft booths and then they just stopped him
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booths and then they just stopped him
14:41
booths and then they just stopped him with this barricade from riding all the
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with this barricade from riding all the
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with this barricade from riding all the right to free donors hitting the
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right to free donors hitting the
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right to free donors hitting the claim-jumper half of our market ain't no
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claim-jumper half of our market ain't no
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claim-jumper half of our market ain't no time for us to ride on the catechol mine
14:52
time for us to ride on the catechol mine
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time for us to ride on the catechol mine ride today though folk we're gonna wait
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ride today though folk we're gonna wait
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ride today though folk we're gonna wait for some different Christmas magic out
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for some different Christmas magic out
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for some different Christmas magic out here but what well you're about to see
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here but what well you're about to see
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here but what well you're about to see tdawg but it are about to see smile
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tdawg but it are about to see smile
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tdawg but it are about to see smile actually like surprises man turn your
15:05
actually like surprises man turn your
15:05
actually like surprises man turn your attention if you will over to calico
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attention if you will over to calico
15:09
attention if you will over to calico square notice that ghost town is all lit
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square notice that ghost town is all lit
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square notice that ghost town is all lit up over here but it's looking a little
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up over here but it's looking a little
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up over here but it's looking a little dark in calico square well that my
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dark in calico square well that my
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dark in calico square well that my friend Tyler is about to change things
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friend Tyler is about to change things
15:20
friend Tyler is about to change things are about to get festive citizens of
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are about to get festive citizens of
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are about to get festive citizens of calico Y annual Christmas tree
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[Applause] Calico Merry Christmas and all that joy
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Calico Merry Christmas and all that joy
15:54
Calico Merry Christmas and all that joy and happiness before we get started I
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and happiness before we get started I
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and happiness before we get started I just want to point out that the
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just want to point out that the
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just want to point out that the Christmas tree here has been graciously
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Christmas tree here has been graciously
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Christmas tree here has been graciously donated to us by the temple mountain
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donated to us by the temple mountain
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donated to us by the temple mountain logging company I declare this is the
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logging company I declare this is the
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logging company I declare this is the first present of the Christmas season
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first present of the Christmas season
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first present of the Christmas season pieces from the North Pole from Santa
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pieces from the North Pole from Santa
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pieces from the North Pole from Santa Claus himself to the AE family the a
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Claus himself to the AE family the a
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Claus himself to the AE family the a vendor was it look what is inside here a
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lot of the Christmas season know what
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lot of the Christmas season know what happened if we would have put this on
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happened if we would have put this on
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happened if we would have put this on the tree I want all y'all to yell out
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the tree I want all y'all to yell out
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the tree I want all y'all to yell out Merry Christmas as loud as you can
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Oh Clara Merry Christmas
17:06
Oh Clara Merry Christmas thank you thank you weird southern
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thank you thank you weird southern
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thank you thank you weird southern Scrooge guys I'm not crying
17:19
Merry Christmas fingers Merry Christmas
17:19
Merry Christmas fingers Merry Christmas Wow what's that face - are you
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Wow what's that face - are you
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Wow what's that face - are you humbugging Christmas and calico you
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humbugging Christmas and calico you
17:30
humbugging Christmas and calico you Grinch you living on children well
17:34
Grinch you living on children well
17:34
Grinch you living on children well that's a code occurrence we do
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oh look at this look who was watching
17:49
oh look at this look who was watching incognito
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incognito
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incognito Santa Claus he's gonna noted he's gonna
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Santa Claus he's gonna noted he's gonna
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Santa Claus he's gonna noted he's gonna know that you're not stoke coal for
17:58
know that you're not stoke coal for
17:58
know that you're not stoke coal for Christmas it'll light my fireplace all
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Christmas it'll light my fireplace all
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Christmas it'll light my fireplace all be warm all right all those tree lights
18:04
be warm all right all those tree lights
18:04
be warm all right all those tree lights made me really thirsty again
18:06
made me really thirsty again
18:06
made me really thirsty again time for some boysenberry I'm June that
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time for some boysenberry I'm June that
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time for some boysenberry I'm June that is very good very good in fact hey Pilar
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is very good very good in fact hey Pilar
18:14
is very good very good in fact hey Pilar would you like some punch no buns did it
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would you like some punch no buns did it
18:19
would you like some punch no buns did it get it but I already bought it for you
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get it but I already bought it for you
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get it but I already bought it for you the place get it very good kids okay
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the place get it very good kids okay
18:25
the place get it very good kids okay good job we wish you a Merry Christmas
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good job we wish you a Merry Christmas
18:28
good job we wish you a Merry Christmas we wish you a Merry Christmas that's
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we wish you a Merry Christmas that's
18:31
we wish you a Merry Christmas that's what they should have been singing up
18:32
what they should have been singing up
18:32
what they should have been singing up there do we wish you a very crisper and
18:34
there do we wish you a very crisper and
18:34
there do we wish you a very crisper and a naughty new year
18:42
well the park is about to close any
18:42
well the park is about to close any minute it was a nice first look and
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minute it was a nice first look and
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minute it was a nice first look and knots Mary farm but I think I've seen
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knots Mary farm but I think I've seen
18:47
knots Mary farm but I think I've seen all that I'm gonna see today I guess
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all that I'm gonna see today I guess
18:49
all that I'm gonna see today I guess that's all the Christmas that they had
18:51
that's all the Christmas that they had
18:51
that's all the Christmas that they had him today I hate saying goodbye without
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him today I hate saying goodbye without
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him today I hate saying goodbye without some other crazy thing happening but I
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some other crazy thing happening but I
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some other crazy thing happening but I guess this is the end we man what's
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guess this is the end we man what's
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guess this is the end we man what's happening what's happening I was totally
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happening what's happening I was totally
19:04
happening what's happening I was totally not expecting this Wow the lights have
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not expecting this Wow the lights have
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not expecting this Wow the lights have all changed swimming
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all changed swimming
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all changed swimming what's that sound change in the weather
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what's that sound change in the weather
19:24
what's that sound change in the weather wow it's snowing and at 66 degrees
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wow it's snowing and at 66 degrees
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wow it's snowing and at 66 degrees [Music]
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finally I feel like we've done our
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finally I feel like we've done our Christmas beauty now we can go home
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thanks for joining us everybody marry
19:44
thanks for joining us everybody marry Prince Mincy
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jingle bells why will they think of next
20:26
jingle bells why will they think of next jingle jingle jingle the way the
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jingle jingle jingle the way the
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jingle jingle jingle the way the Batmobile last Oh Wilma jumper got away
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you actually read a lot right honey
21:02
you actually read a lot right honey Allah fill myself with Christmas cheer
21:05
Allah fill myself with Christmas cheer
21:05
Allah fill myself with Christmas cheer really kill yourself put that at the end
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really kill yourself put that at the end
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really kill yourself put that at the end boom I'll put that at the end then
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boom I'll put that at the end then
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boom I'll put that at the end then people can laugh at my pain Ellen I
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people can laugh at my pain Ellen I
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people can laugh at my pain Ellen I almost drowned
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almost drowned
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almost drowned Bella they always laugh dela the only
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Bella they always laugh dela the only
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Bella they always laugh dela the only problem is they're laughing at me
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problem is they're laughing at me
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problem is they're laughing at me oh yeah and not with me most the time