THE UNHOLY GRAIL! Has Starbucks destroyed Christmas!?

0:03 it's beginning to look a lot like it's

0:03 it's beginning to look a lot like it's the

0:10 sometimes we should to miss that so much

0:10 sometimes we should to miss that so much when you're gone I brought it Tyler

0:12 when you're gone I brought it Tyler

0:12 when you're gone I brought it Tyler Evans Rock journalist is year Tyler

0:14 Evans Rock journalist is year Tyler

0:15 Evans Rock journalist is year Tyler Evans Rock journalist is here and it's

0:17 Evans Rock journalist is here and it's

0:17 Evans Rock journalist is here and it's me Justin they call me Justin scar did

0:19 me Justin they call me Justin scar did

0:19 me Justin they call me Justin scar did you know that from YouTube you ever

0:20 you know that from YouTube you ever

0:20 you know that from YouTube you ever heard about that though YouTube they

0:22 heard about that though YouTube they

0:22 heard about that though YouTube they call me with the and the

0:24 call me with the and the

0:24 call me with the and the scar Tyler saw the band when the band

0:27 scar Tyler saw the band when the band

0:27 scar Tyler saw the band when the band was good remember when the band was good

0:29 was good remember when the band was good

0:29 was good remember when the band was good though like back in the day like six six

0:32 though like back in the day like six six

0:32 though like back in the day like six six I was there for six we know each other

0:34 I was there for six we know each other

0:34 I was there for six we know each other like 10 years look at me I got a scarf

0:36 like 10 years look at me I got a scarf

0:36 like 10 years look at me I got a scarf on and a hat you got a hat where's your

0:39 on and a hat you got a hat where's your

0:39 on and a hat you got a hat where's your scarf oh I don't do that fair enough

0:43 scarf oh I don't do that fair enough

0:43 scarf oh I don't do that fair enough look at this guys it's becoming

0:45 look at this guys it's becoming

0:45 look at this guys it's becoming Christmas Tyler and I are here in the

0:46 Christmas Tyler and I are here in the

0:46 Christmas Tyler and I are here in the orange circle it's all beautiful and

0:48 orange circle it's all beautiful and

0:48 orange circle it's all beautiful and there's a Starbucks coffee right there

0:50 there's a Starbucks coffee right there

0:50 there's a Starbucks coffee right there which we're going to get back to in just

0:51 which we're going to get back to in just

0:51 which we're going to get back to in just a second but first I wanted to I wanted

0:53 a second but first I wanted to I wanted

0:53 a second but first I wanted to I wanted everyone to see how Christmasy we could

0:55 everyone to see how Christmasy we could

0:55 everyone to see how Christmasy we could be so watch watch ready yep Ready yep

1:00 be so watch watch ready yep Ready yep

1:00 be so watch watch ready yep Ready yep I see what's

1:06 happening we did it christmasm someone

1:06 happening we did it christmasm someone make that into a Christmas card you can

1:08 make that into a Christmas card you can

1:08 make that into a Christmas card you can cut us out on Photoshop and put us in

1:10 cut us out on Photoshop and put us in

1:10 cut us out on Photoshop and put us in all your favorite Christmas positions

1:12 all your favorite Christmas positions

1:12 all your favorite Christmas positions that's a I don't let the fan fck

1:14 that's a I don't let the fan fck

1:14 that's a I don't let the fan fck phrasing phrasing here we are in the

1:17 phrasing phrasing here we are in the

1:17 phrasing phrasing here we are in the orange circle we should probably should

1:18 orange circle we should probably should

1:18 orange circle we should probably should have what we should have started the

1:20 have what we should have started the

1:20 have what we should have started the Vlog over here where there are way more

1:21 Vlog over here where there are way more

1:21 Vlog over here where there are way more Christmas lights there are fancy people

1:23 Christmas lights there are fancy people

1:23 Christmas lights there are fancy people eating fancy dinner in there Tyler let's

1:25 eating fancy dinner in there Tyler let's

1:25 eating fancy dinner in there Tyler let's get really awkwardly close to them you

1:26 get really awkwardly close to them you

1:26 get really awkwardly close to them you know what's weird is if we stop here and

1:28 know what's weird is if we stop here and

1:28 know what's weird is if we stop here and do sit right here and do the Vlog out

1:29 do sit right here and do the Vlog out

1:29 do sit right here and do the Vlog out here here then these fancy people right

1:31 here here then these fancy people right

1:31 here here then these fancy people right behind us uh end up being part of

1:34 behind us uh end up being part of

1:34 behind us uh end up being part of it want that guy right there to be part

1:37 it want that guy right there to be part

1:37 it want that guy right there to be part of the Vlog is going to murder us all

1:38 of the Vlog is going to murder us all

1:39 of the Vlog is going to murder us all now people have accused the Vlog of

1:40 now people have accused the Vlog of

1:40 now people have accused the Vlog of being a little Namby pambi a little bit

1:42 being a little Namby pambi a little bit

1:43 being a little Namby pambi a little bit little too safe soft little safe

1:44 little too safe soft little safe

1:44 little too safe soft little safe something you take your grandmother to

1:45 something you take your grandmother to

1:45 something you take your grandmother to watch right right right and um I wanted

1:48 watch right right right and um I wanted

1:48 watch right right right and um I wanted it to be a little more racy I thought I

1:52 it to be a little more racy I thought I

1:52 it to be a little more racy I thought I want to keep a family show here but why

1:55 want to keep a family show here but why

1:55 want to keep a family show here but why not delve into some really popular Hot

1:57 not delve into some really popular Hot

1:57 not delve into some really popular Hot Topics yeah see what's going to happen

1:59 Topics yeah see what's going to happen

1:59 Topics yeah see what's going to happen we're going to go

2:00 we're going to go

2:00 we're going to go I don't talk about sex or politics or

2:01 I don't talk about sex or politics or

2:01 I don't talk about sex or politics or religion on the sometimes blog so I

2:04 religion on the sometimes blog so I

2:04 religion on the sometimes blog so I don't know how I'm going to work that

2:05 don't know how I'm going to work that

2:05 don't know how I'm going to work that out with this next thing that's going to

2:07 out with this next thing that's going to

2:07 out with this next thing that's going to happen there's a thing going on that's

2:09 happen there's a thing going on that's

2:09 happen there's a thing going on that's insane the craziest thing that happens

2:10 insane the craziest thing that happens

2:10 insane the craziest thing that happens since Watergate the worst thing in the

2:12 since Watergate the worst thing in the

2:13 since Watergate the worst thing in the world I think right now according to the

2:14 world I think right now according to the

2:14 world I think right now according to the media the worst thing in the world is

2:16 media the worst thing in the world is

2:16 media the worst thing in the world is happening I read about this in

2:17 happening I read about this in

2:17 happening I read about this in Revelations what did you not no I didn't

2:20 Revelations what did you not no I didn't

2:20 Revelations what did you not no I didn't and uh we wanted to acknowledge it we

2:22 and uh we wanted to acknowledge it we

2:22 and uh we wanted to acknowledge it we didn't want to just be soft journalism

2:25 didn't want to just be soft journalism

2:25 didn't want to just be soft journalism no hardcore we wanted to be hardcore so

2:27 no hardcore we wanted to be hardcore so

2:27 no hardcore we wanted to be hardcore so I did the unthinkable today I did

2:29 I did the unthinkable today I did

2:29 I did the unthinkable today I did something aw tried to talk him out of it

2:30 something aw tried to talk him out of it

2:30 something aw tried to talk him out of it I I went to Lens Crafters for this guy

2:32 I I went to Lens Crafters for this guy

2:32 I I went to Lens Crafters for this guy and then afterwards I bought

2:42 this do you know what this is It's the

2:42 this do you know what this is It's the Unholy Grail the red Starbucks cup it

2:46 Unholy Grail the red Starbucks cup it

2:46 Unholy Grail the red Starbucks cup it doesn't say Merry Christmas on

3:01 it look sir look the Unholy Grail yeah

3:01 it look sir look the Unholy Grail yeah he did not look that guy was really he

3:03 he did not look that guy was really he

3:03 he did not look that guy was really he must be from New York Straight off the

3:04 must be from New York Straight off the

3:04 must be from New York Straight off the plan from yeah he's like used to people

3:06 plan from yeah he's like used to people

3:06 plan from yeah he's like used to people like stabbing him and stuff I'm not

3:08 like stabbing him and stuff I'm not

3:08 like stabbing him and stuff I'm not going to stab by these crazy hobos here

3:10 going to stab by these crazy hobos here

3:10 going to stab by these crazy hobos here look it the Unholy Grail the Starbucks

3:13 look it the Unholy Grail the Starbucks

3:13 look it the Unholy Grail the Starbucks cup with no Merry Christmas on it

3:15 cup with no Merry Christmas on it

3:15 cup with no Merry Christmas on it apparently Tyler this is a thing

3:17 apparently Tyler this is a thing

3:17 apparently Tyler this is a thing everyone's mad about the red cup you see

3:19 everyone's mad about the red cup you see

3:19 everyone's mad about the red cup you see how mad they got did you see yeah they

3:22 how mad they got did you see yeah they

3:22 how mad they got did you see yeah they were up in arms they were a I never

3:24 were up in arms they were a I never

3:24 were up in arms they were a I never understood that up in arms what does

3:25 understood that up in arms what does

3:25 understood that up in arms what does that mean oh that means you're you

3:27 that mean oh that means you're you

3:27 that mean oh that means you're you bought more guns yeah or you got so mad

3:31 bought more guns yeah or you got so mad

3:31 bought more guns yeah or you got so mad your upper arms like you're up in arms

3:33 your upper arms like you're up in arms

3:33 your upper arms like you're up in arms like I'm up in my arms I'm up I'm up in

3:36 like I'm up in my arms I'm up I'm up in

3:36 like I'm up in my arms I'm up I'm up in 20% up I had to ask you about this

3:38 20% up I had to ask you about this

3:39 20% up I had to ask you about this controversial cup because I didn't

3:40 controversial cup because I didn't

3:40 controversial cup because I didn't really understand I was like Tyler

3:41 really understand I was like Tyler

3:41 really understand I was like Tyler what's the hubbub all about so why don't

3:42 what's the hubbub all about so why don't

3:42 what's the hubbub all about so why don't you explain to me you hold the cup

3:43 you explain to me you hold the cup

3:43 you explain to me you hold the cup actually cuz I'm already holding the

3:45 actually cuz I'm already holding the

3:45 actually cuz I'm already holding the Vlog I'm holding all of them and they

3:46 Vlog I'm holding all of them and they

3:46 Vlog I'm holding all of them and they are heavy okay I mean you're not that

3:49 are heavy okay I mean you're not that

3:49 are heavy okay I mean you're not that heavy sweetheart but you know well this

3:52 heavy sweetheart but you know well this

3:52 heavy sweetheart but you know well this is a myth my arms are so weak it's not

3:55 is a myth my arms are so weak it's not

3:55 is a myth my arms are so weak it's not you really it's me we know red is the

3:57 you really it's me we know red is the

3:57 you really it's me we know red is the devil's color and it's also Christmas's

4:00 devil's color and it's also Christmas's

4:00 devil's color and it's also Christmas's color they get along well together yes

4:03 color they get along well together yes

4:03 color they get along well together yes and if you hold this upside down uhhuh

4:06 and if you hold this upside down uhhuh

4:06 and if you hold this upside down uhhuh uh-huh it's clearly the mermaid Beast

4:09 uh-huh it's clearly the mermaid Beast

4:09 uh-huh it's clearly the mermaid Beast that you read about in no but what's the

4:12 that you read about in no but what's the

4:12 that you read about in no but what's the real issue in real life oh really okay

4:14 real issue in real life oh really okay

4:14 real issue in real life oh really okay we're not doing a bit no not yet from

4:16 we're not doing a bit no not yet from

4:16 we're not doing a bit no not yet from what I understand the problem is this is

4:19 what I understand the problem is this is

4:19 what I understand the problem is this is the Christmas cup but it doesn't say

4:20 the Christmas cup but it doesn't say

4:20 the Christmas cup but it doesn't say Merry Christmas so normally I don't go

4:22 Merry Christmas so normally I don't go

4:22 Merry Christmas so normally I don't go to Starbucks so normally except to buy

4:24 to Starbucks so normally except to buy

4:24 to Starbucks so normally except to buy rice Christmas trees cuz who

4:27 rice Christmas trees cuz who

4:27 rice Christmas trees cuz who doesn't does it say somewhere under here

4:30 doesn't does it say somewhere under here

4:30 doesn't does it say somewhere under here oh maybe you know like the inter out

4:31 oh maybe you know like the inter out

4:31 oh maybe you know like the inter out cups say John 3:16 what do these ones

4:33 cups say John 3:16 what do these ones

4:33 cups say John 3:16 what do these ones say Satan I don't

4:36 say Satan I don't

4:36 say Satan I don't know so normally they say Merry

4:38 know so normally they say Merry

4:38 know so normally they say Merry Christmas on them is that the issue

4:39 Christmas on them is that the issue

4:39 Christmas on them is that the issue listen that's what I'm given to

4:41 listen that's what I'm given to

4:41 listen that's what I'm given to understand and then they took the merry

4:42 understand and then they took the merry

4:42 understand and then they took the merry Christmas off the Cubs and so now people

4:43 Christmas off the Cubs and so now people

4:43 Christmas off the Cubs and so now people are really angry the whole attack on

4:45 are really angry the whole attack on

4:45 are really angry the whole attack on Christmas thing which I don't know if

4:46 Christmas thing which I don't know if

4:46 Christmas thing which I don't know if that's true or not maybe there is a

4:47 that's true or not maybe there is a

4:47 that's true or not maybe there is a secret conspiracy against Christmas I

4:48 secret conspiracy against Christmas I

4:48 secret conspiracy against Christmas I it's just I don't know but given the

4:51 it's just I don't know but given the

4:51 it's just I don't know but given the fact that Christmas starts the day after

4:53 fact that Christmas starts the day after

4:53 fact that Christmas starts the day after Halloween now I'm going to say that I

4:54 Halloween now I'm going to say that I

4:54 Halloween now I'm going to say that I don't feel like there's an active

4:56 don't feel like there's an active

4:56 don't feel like there's an active conspiracy against Christmas itself no I

4:58 conspiracy against Christmas itself no I

4:58 conspiracy against Christmas itself no I don't think anyone cares you don't think

5:01 don't think anyone cares you don't think

5:01 don't think anyone cares you don't think so I think the media cares a lot I think

5:03 so I think the media cares a lot I think

5:03 so I think the media cares a lot I think this is one of those stories we're

5:04 this is one of those stories we're

5:04 this is one of those stories we're getting a little political here I think

5:06 getting a little political here I think

5:06 getting a little political here I think this is one of those stories that people

5:07 this is one of those stories that people

5:07 this is one of those stories that people blow out a proportion because it sells

5:08 blow out a proportion because it sells

5:08 blow out a proportion because it sells newspapers to people who are really I

5:10 newspapers to people who are really I

5:10 newspapers to people who are really I think this was a dust up I kind of feel

5:11 think this was a dust up I kind of feel

5:11 think this was a dust up I kind of feel like no one was actually offended but

5:12 like no one was actually offended but

5:12 like no one was actually offended but they're like oh this will sell

5:14 they're like oh this will sell

5:14 they're like oh this will sell newspapers like who even noticed I

5:15 newspapers like who even noticed I

5:15 newspapers like who even noticed I wouldn't even notice and the reason why

5:17 wouldn't even notice and the reason why

5:17 wouldn't even notice and the reason why I don't think it matters at all no

5:18 I don't think it matters at all no

5:19 I don't think it matters at all no offense H to those who are already

5:20 offense H to those who are already

5:20 offense H to those who are already offended which is probably a weird thing

5:22 offended which is probably a weird thing

5:22 offended which is probably a weird thing to say to you uh is that they put that

5:24 to say to you uh is that they put that

5:24 to say to you uh is that they put that cardboard thing over this anyway don't

5:25 cardboard thing over this anyway don't

5:25 cardboard thing over this anyway don't they yeah with like your name on it and

5:27 they yeah with like your name on it and

5:27 they yeah with like your name on it and stuff and your hold your drink and then

5:28 stuff and your hold your drink and then

5:28 stuff and your hold your drink and then you probably have some napkins around

5:29 you probably have some napkins around

5:29 you probably have some napkins around down there so like maybe Starbucks is

5:32 down there so like maybe Starbucks is

5:32 down there so like maybe Starbucks is just protecting Christmas from getting

5:35 just protecting Christmas from getting

5:35 just protecting Christmas from getting coffee spilled on it hello do you see

5:36 coffee spilled on it hello do you see

5:36 coffee spilled on it hello do you see the Unholy Grail here it's the Unholy

5:38 the Unholy Grail here it's the Unholy

5:38 the Unholy Grail here it's the Unholy Grail right well look at all the free

5:41 Grail right well look at all the free

5:41 Grail right well look at all the free advertisement from me oh see she knows

5:44 advertisement from me oh see she knows

5:45 advertisement from me oh see she knows she gets it they get all this free

5:46 she gets it they get all this free

5:46 she gets it they get all this free advertisement you know what we're going

5:47 advertisement you know what we're going

5:47 advertisement you know what we're going to do we're going to mess with Christmas

5:49 to do we're going to mess with Christmas

5:49 to do we're going to mess with Christmas and then everybody's going to be like oh

5:51 and then everybody's going to be like oh

5:51 and then everybody's going to be like oh no you didn't really what's going to

5:54 no you didn't really what's going to

5:54 no you didn't really what's going to happen is Starbucks business is going

5:56 happen is Starbucks business is going

5:56 happen is Starbucks business is going through the roof right now yeah I bought

5:58 through the roof right now yeah I bought

5:58 through the roof right now yeah I bought a cup everyone my me nothing all the

6:01 a cup everyone my me nothing all the

6:01 a cup everyone my me nothing all the pessimists that are my age are like what

6:03 pessimists that are my age are like what

6:03 pessimists that are my age are like what do it even matter pessimists pessimists

6:06 do it even matter pessimists pessimists

6:06 do it even matter pessimists pessimists P pessimists they're like what do it

6:07 P pessimists they're like what do it

6:07 P pessimists they're like what do it even matter I'm going to get a Starbucks

6:09 even matter I'm going to get a Starbucks

6:09 even matter I'm going to get a Starbucks cup now just to show people I don't care

6:11 cup now just to show people I don't care

6:11 cup now just to show people I don't care that's true the Hipster generation is

6:14 that's true the Hipster generation is

6:14 that's true the Hipster generation is going crazy getting these Starbucks cups

6:16 going crazy getting these Starbucks cups

6:16 going crazy getting these Starbucks cups I don't even believe in cups and I

6:18 I don't even believe in cups and I

6:18 I don't even believe in cups and I bought one yeah I was raised I didn't

6:20 bought one yeah I was raised I didn't

6:20 bought one yeah I was raised I didn't buy it I actually asked the guy like

6:21 buy it I actually asked the guy like

6:22 buy it I actually asked the guy like dude can I just have one of your red

6:23 dude can I just have one of your red

6:23 dude can I just have one of your red cups and he was like why and I was like

6:24 cups and he was like why and I was like

6:24 cups and he was like why and I was like I hate Christmas obviously did you say

6:26 I hate Christmas obviously did you say

6:26 I hate Christmas obviously did you say that no oh that would have been awesome

6:28 that no oh that would have been awesome

6:28 that no oh that would have been awesome I did actually say that he's like I

6:29 I did actually say that he's like I

6:29 I did actually say that he's like I support what you guys are doing I was

6:30 support what you guys are doing I was

6:30 support what you guys are doing I was like I just need one of the red evil

6:32 like I just need one of the red evil

6:32 like I just need one of the red evil Christmas cups that everybody hates yeah

6:34 Christmas cups that everybody hates yeah

6:34 Christmas cups that everybody hates yeah but here's my question how do we know

6:36 but here's my question how do we know

6:36 but here's my question how do we know how do we know that they're not going to

6:38 how do we know that they're not going to

6:38 how do we know that they're not going to drop another cup a green cup that says

6:42 drop another cup a green cup that says

6:42 drop another cup a green cup that says Merry Christmas on it or a candy cane

6:44 Merry Christmas on it or a candy cane

6:44 Merry Christmas on it or a candy cane Cup on December 1st it's not even

6:45 Cup on December 1st it's not even

6:45 Cup on December 1st it's not even December yet no what if this is the

6:47 December yet no what if this is the

6:47 December yet no what if this is the Thanksgiving cup what if this red cup

6:50 Thanksgiving cup what if this red cup

6:50 Thanksgiving cup what if this red cup symbolizes the blood of all those

6:53 symbolizes the blood of all those

6:53 symbolizes the blood of all those innocent

6:54 innocent

6:55 innocent turkeys right and it doesn't symbolize

6:58 turkeys right and it doesn't symbolize

6:58 turkeys right and it doesn't symbolize the birth of anyway

7:00 the birth of anyway

7:00 the birth of anyway anyone yet I don't know what if they did

7:04 anyone yet I don't know what if they did

7:04 anyone yet I don't know what if they did this because they actually have a cup

7:06 this because they actually have a cup

7:06 this because they actually have a cup they're going to unveil only on

7:07 they're going to unveil only on

7:07 they're going to unveil only on Christmas day that says happy birthday

7:09 Christmas day that says happy birthday

7:09 Christmas day that says happy birthday big guy happy birthday that would

7:11 big guy happy birthday that would

7:11 big guy happy birthday that would probably make more people angry you

7:13 probably make more people angry you

7:13 probably make more people angry you think here's the thing what would what's

7:15 think here's the thing what would what's

7:15 think here's the thing what would what's worse taking Christmas off the cup or

7:17 worse taking Christmas off the cup or

7:17 worse taking Christmas off the cup or them making a cup that said happy

7:19 them making a cup that said happy

7:19 them making a cup that said happy birthday big guy yeah be honest which

7:22 birthday big guy yeah be honest which

7:22 birthday big guy yeah be honest which one's worse I want I want I want to hear

7:24 one's worse I want I want I want to hear

7:24 one's worse I want I want I want to hear which one's worse that's a good question

7:26 which one's worse that's a good question

7:26 which one's worse that's a good question and I'll tell you this too like

7:27 and I'll tell you this too like

7:27 and I'll tell you this too like Starbucks has never claimed to be a

7:29 Starbucks has never claimed to be a

7:29 Starbucks has never claimed to be a company that supports any kind of

7:30 company that supports any kind of

7:31 company that supports any kind of religion or value oh that's true so what

7:34 religion or value oh that's true so what

7:34 religion or value oh that's true so what would it

7:35 would it

7:35 would it matter yeah like if my plumber was like

7:38 matter yeah like if my plumber was like

7:38 matter yeah like if my plumber was like I hate Christmas I would probably be

7:39 I hate Christmas I would probably be

7:39 I hate Christmas I would probably be like but can you unclog the toilet

7:41 like but can you unclog the toilet

7:41 like but can you unclog the toilet though yeah yes I can oh well then

7:43 though yeah yes I can oh well then

7:43 though yeah yes I can oh well then you're still hired I come out with a new

7:44 you're still hired I come out with a new

7:45 you're still hired I come out with a new kind of plungers so to me I'd probably

7:46 kind of plungers so to me I'd probably

7:46 kind of plungers so to me I'd probably be like well do you still make delicious

7:48 be like well do you still make delicious

7:48 be like well do you still make delicious coffee and they'd be like yes i' be like

7:49 coffee and they'd be like yes i' be like

7:49 coffee and they'd be like yes i' be like I don't want any cuz I don't drink it if

7:51 I don't want any cuz I don't drink it if

7:51 I don't want any cuz I don't drink it if we came out with red t-shirts would

7:52 we came out with red t-shirts would

7:53 we came out with red t-shirts would anyone be like why doesn't it say Merry

7:54 anyone be like why doesn't it say Merry

7:54 anyone be like why doesn't it say Merry Christmas

7:56 Christmas

7:56 Christmas no you're a genius we should put a plain

7:59 no you're a genius we should put a plain

7:59 no you're a genius we should put a plain red t-shirt on spreadshirt Mark it up to

8:01 red t-shirt on spreadshirt Mark it up to

8:01 red t-shirt on spreadshirt Mark it up to like 90 bucks and see who hates

8:03 like 90 bucks and see who hates

8:03 like 90 bucks and see who hates Christmas so much that they would buy it

8:06 Christmas so much that they would buy it

8:06 Christmas so much that they would buy it yeah I feel like we've

8:09 yeah I feel like we've

8:09 yeah I feel like we've uh we've talked about this as much as we

8:11 uh we've talked about this as much as we

8:11 uh we've talked about this as much as we possibly can now let's talk about it

8:13 possibly can now let's talk about it

8:13 possibly can now let's talk about it some more okay it's a red cup that

8:15 some more okay it's a red cup that

8:15 some more okay it's a red cup that doesn't say Merry Christmas on it these

8:17 doesn't say Merry Christmas on it these

8:17 doesn't say Merry Christmas on it these things are facts people are upset about

8:19 things are facts people are upset about

8:19 things are facts people are upset about it that's true too I went and got one

8:21 it that's true too I went and got one

8:21 it that's true too I went and got one but I didn't pay money for it so

8:22 but I didn't pay money for it so

8:22 but I didn't pay money for it so technically I didn't break anybody's

8:24 technically I didn't break anybody's

8:24 technically I didn't break anybody's boycott cuz I don't drink Starbucks

8:25 boycott cuz I don't drink Starbucks

8:25 boycott cuz I don't drink Starbucks anyways but I also feel like you don't

8:27 anyways but I also feel like you don't

8:27 anyways but I also feel like you don't drink coffee I feel like I have I know

8:29 drink coffee I feel like I have I know

8:29 drink coffee I feel like I have I know lot of religious people very very

8:30 lot of religious people very very

8:30 lot of religious people very very religious people very faithful St and

8:33 religious people very faithful St and

8:33 religious people very faithful St and also some crazies uh too both on a mix

8:36 also some crazies uh too both on a mix

8:36 also some crazies uh too both on a mix of really like smart religious people

8:37 of really like smart religious people

8:37 of really like smart religious people and really crazy and none of them not

8:39 and really crazy and none of them not

8:39 and really crazy and none of them not even The Crazy Ones have been offended

8:40 even The Crazy Ones have been offended

8:41 even The Crazy Ones have been offended by the red cup situation no I've only

8:43 by the red cup situation no I've only

8:43 by the red cup situation no I've only heard people tell me that some people

8:44 heard people tell me that some people

8:44 heard people tell me that some people are offended by it here's what we need

8:46 are offended by it here's what we need

8:46 are offended by it here's what we need to see find one actual person if this is

8:48 to see find one actual person if this is

8:48 to see find one actual person if this is truly the Unholy

8:50 truly the Unholy

8:50 truly the Unholy Grail then unlike in Indiana Jones when

8:53 Grail then unlike in Indiana Jones when

8:53 Grail then unlike in Indiana Jones when they drink from the real Grail and it

8:54 they drink from the real Grail and it

8:54 they drink from the real Grail and it heals the bullet wound yeah when we uh

8:58 heals the bullet wound yeah when we uh

8:58 heals the bullet wound yeah when we uh drink from this cup

8:59 drink from this cup

8:59 drink from this cup [Music]

9:01 [Music]

9:01 [Music] we should die like Walter Donovan when

9:03 we should die like Walter Donovan when

9:03 we should die like Walter Donovan when his face melts off from the wrong Grail

9:05 his face melts off from the wrong Grail

9:05 his face melts off from the wrong Grail he chose

9:07 he chose

9:07 he chose ho so here's a question do you have any

9:09 ho so here's a question do you have any

9:09 ho so here's a question do you have any Cuts or scrapes or wounds that we can

9:10 Cuts or scrapes or wounds that we can

9:10 Cuts or scrapes or wounds that we can pour this onto you a paper cut or

9:12 pour this onto you a paper cut or

9:12 pour this onto you a paper cut or anything I think you might get infected

9:13 anything I think you might get infected

9:13 anything I think you might get infected neither do I so what we're going to have

9:15 neither do I so what we're going to have

9:15 neither do I so what we're going to have to do is drink the water oh from the

9:17 to do is drink the water oh from the

9:17 to do is drink the water oh from the fountain in the orange circle that's the

9:19 fountain in the orange circle that's the

9:19 fountain in the orange circle that's the only way we can test it I think the only

9:20 only way we can test it I think the only

9:20 only way we can test it I think the only way is for you to do it well you're in

9:23 way is for you to do it well you're in

9:23 way is for you to do it well you're in the Vlog so you're the foil I'll just

9:25 the Vlog so you're the foil I'll just

9:25 the Vlog so you're the foil I'll just watch and make sure you're the comic

9:26 watch and make sure you're the comic

9:26 watch and make sure you're the comic foil yeah so I have to drink yeah I'll

9:28 foil yeah so I have to drink yeah I'll

9:29 foil yeah so I have to drink yeah I'll just make sure that you don't die okay

9:30 just make sure that you don't die okay

9:30 just make sure that you don't die okay ready let's do good camera work here

9:32 ready let's do good camera work here

9:32 ready let's do good camera work here ready ready for

9:39 this this truly the cup of a

9:39 this this truly the cup of a carpet D dude wait PA pause pause pause

9:43 carpet D dude wait PA pause pause pause

9:43 carpet D dude wait PA pause pause pause stop music

9:46 stop music

9:46 stop music Qui just hold on guys how gross do you

9:49 Qui just hold on guys how gross do you

9:49 Qui just hold on guys how gross do you think this water is oh for sure you're

9:51 think this water is oh for sure you're

9:51 think this water is oh for sure you're going to die like there sometimes

9:52 going to die like there sometimes

9:52 going to die like there sometimes there's homeless people that sleep

9:53 there's homeless people that sleep

9:53 there's homeless people that sleep around here and like oh they pee in this

9:55 around here and like oh they pee in this

9:55 around here and like oh they pee in this Fountain all the time do you think they

9:56 Fountain all the time do you think they

9:56 Fountain all the time do you think they actually pee in the fountain oh yeah you

9:59 actually pee in the fountain oh yeah you

9:59 actually pee in the fountain oh yeah you are going to melt your bones are going

10:02 are going to melt your bones are going

10:02 are going to melt your bones are going to turn to powder unless the cup isn't

10:05 to turn to powder unless the cup isn't

10:05 to turn to powder unless the cup isn't actually that Unholy and then I could be

10:07 actually that Unholy and then I could be

10:07 actually that Unholy and then I could be fine we all know how good and healthy

10:08 fine we all know how good and healthy

10:08 fine we all know how good and healthy homeless people look but maybe they

10:10 homeless people look but maybe they

10:10 homeless people look but maybe they don't be it maybe they care about their

10:11 don't be it maybe they care about their

10:11 don't be it maybe they care about their City they how how poisonous do you guys

10:14 City they how how poisonous do you guys

10:14 City they how how poisonous do you guys think this water

10:15 think this water

10:15 think this water is you swam in it he swam in it he was

10:18 is you swam in it he swam in it he was

10:19 is you swam in it he swam in it he was fine so there you have that guy well

10:20 fine so there you have that guy well

10:20 fine so there you have that guy well look at because they have these cups at

10:22 look at because they have these cups at

10:22 look at because they have these cups at Starbucks that they don't say Merry

10:23 Starbucks that they don't say Merry

10:24 Starbucks that they don't say Merry Christmas on them they're red cffs that

10:26 Christmas on them they're red cffs that

10:26 Christmas on them they're red cffs that don't say Merry Christmas see two guys

10:28 don't say Merry Christmas see two guys

10:28 don't say Merry Christmas see two guys smoking on a bench are erts at

10:29 smoking on a bench are erts at

10:29 smoking on a bench are erts at everything and they don't say Merry

10:31 everything and they don't say Merry

10:31 everything and they don't say Merry Christmas so this is the Unholy Grail

10:33 Christmas so this is the Unholy Grail

10:33 Christmas so this is the Unholy Grail true heard if it's really the Unholy

10:36 true heard if it's really the Unholy

10:36 true heard if it's really the Unholy Grail of the devil when I drink this

10:39 Grail of the devil when I drink this

10:39 Grail of the devil when I drink this water in it I'll die is that how it

10:41 water in it I'll die is that how it

10:41 water in it I'll die is that how it works I think in Indiana Jones right but

10:43 works I think in Indiana Jones right but

10:43 works I think in Indiana Jones right but if but if it's okay the powers I'll live

10:46 if but if it's okay the powers I'll live

10:46 if but if it's okay the powers I'll live but I'm just wondering now if there's

10:47 but I'm just wondering now if there's

10:47 but I'm just wondering now if there's like do you think there's giardia in the

10:49 like do you think there's giardia in the

10:49 like do you think there's giardia in the water I think it' be good I think it'd

10:50 water I think it' be good I think it'd

10:50 water I think it' be good I think it'd be good okay here we go way find out

10:52 be good okay here we go way find out

10:52 be good okay here we go way find out okay there's only one way to find out

10:53 okay there's only one way to find out

10:53 okay there's only one way to find out okay here we go drink that hob buddy oh

10:56 okay here we go drink that hob buddy oh

10:56 okay here we go drink that hob buddy oh man come on man yeah that might come on

10:58 man come on man yeah that might come on

10:58 man come on man yeah that might come on and do the you got to do the music again

11:02 and do the you got to do the music again

11:02 and do the you got to do the music again okay all right this statue is dedicated

11:04 okay all right this statue is dedicated

11:04 okay all right this statue is dedicated to the spirit of the Olympic portum and

11:06 to the spirit of the Olympic portum and

11:06 to the spirit of the Olympic portum and also to Veterans and to the people of

11:08 also to Veterans and to the people of

11:08 also to Veterans and to the people of orange and I dedicate this daring feat

11:10 orange and I dedicate this daring feat

11:10 orange and I dedicate this daring feat of engineering and capability to all the

11:14 of engineering and capability to all the

11:14 of engineering and capability to all the children of the world who dreamed and

11:16 children of the world who dreamed and

11:16 children of the world who dreamed and believed in Christmas and I'm doing this

11:18 believed in Christmas and I'm doing this

11:18 believed in Christmas and I'm doing this for Christmas this's a bad idea right

11:19 for Christmas this's a bad idea right

11:19 for Christmas this's a bad idea right here I'm doing this for Christmas I'm

11:22 here I'm doing this for Christmas I'm

11:22 here I'm doing this for Christmas I'm doing this for America I'm doing this

11:25 doing this for America I'm doing this

11:25 doing this for America I'm doing this for the children and for that guy with

11:27 for the children and for that guy with

11:27 for the children and for that guy with the bag and for you buddy because you're

11:28 the bag and for you buddy because you're

11:29 the bag and for you buddy because you're moving back to Georgia so don't do it

11:30 moving back to Georgia so don't do it

11:30 moving back to Georgia so don't do it for me just hold this here like that and

11:35 for me just hold this here like that and

11:35 for me just hold this here like that and please just do the Indiana

11:37 please just do the Indiana

11:37 please just do the Indiana Jones it yeah I know I'm familiar okay

11:42 Jones it yeah I know I'm familiar okay

11:42 Jones it yeah I know I'm familiar okay ready yeah I'm ready hold on let's set

11:43 ready yeah I'm ready hold on let's set

11:43 ready yeah I'm ready hold on let's set it up

12:08 there hold on hold on pause really quick

12:08 there hold on hold on pause really quick um this is really oh this is a ter smell

12:11 um this is really oh this is a ter smell

12:11 um this is really oh this is a ter smell it for me oh yeah you think that's okay

12:14 it for me oh yeah you think that's okay

12:14 it for me oh yeah you think that's okay nope I would a th% not do this just keep

12:18 nope I would a th% not do this just keep

12:18 nope I would a th% not do this just keep the music keep

12:31 going he chose

12:31 going he chose [Applause]

12:32 [Applause]

12:32 [Applause] holy that was a bad idea you should not

12:35 holy that was a bad idea you should not

12:35 holy that was a bad idea you should not have done that that water actually

12:38 have done that that water actually

12:38 have done that that water actually tastes really bad but I lived I lived I

12:44 tastes really bad but I lived I lived I

12:44 tastes really bad but I lived I lived I lived Christmas is saved I saved

12:48 lived Christmas is saved I saved

12:48 lived Christmas is saved I saved Christmas I did it I saved Christmas

12:53 Christmas I did it I saved Christmas

12:53 Christmas I did it I saved Christmas from the red cup oh yeah yeah Oh Holy

12:55 from the red cup oh yeah yeah Oh Holy

12:55 from the red cup oh yeah yeah Oh Holy Night the stars are something t

13:05 with the scope I need scope and L it

13:05 with the scope I need scope and L it really did taste you know what it tasted

13:06 really did taste you know what it tasted

13:06 really did taste you know what it tasted like it tasted like Pirates of the

13:08 like it tasted like Pirates of the

13:08 like it tasted like Pirates of the Caribbean smells oh that's which is not

13:11 Caribbean smells oh that's which is not

13:11 Caribbean smells oh that's which is not good D did you hear the guy's reaction

13:13 good D did you hear the guy's reaction

13:13 good D did you hear the guy's reaction from the bench when he did it what'd he

13:14 from the bench when he did it what'd he

13:14 from the bench when he did it what'd he say what he say he was like

13:16 say what he say he was like

13:16 say what he say he was like oh I already have a cold so I figured

13:18 oh I already have a cold so I figured

13:18 oh I already have a cold so I figured like there's nothing going down anyway

13:20 like there's nothing going down anyway

13:20 like there's nothing going down anyway it's all no no you're for sure going to

13:21 it's all no no you're for sure going to

13:21 it's all no no you're for sure going to die well we should uh we should probably

13:23 die well we should uh we should probably

13:23 die well we should uh we should probably kiss nope you're 100% going to that I

13:26 kiss nope you're 100% going to that I

13:26 kiss nope you're 100% going to that I think I'm okay yeah prob we did it I

13:29 think I'm okay yeah prob we did it I

13:29 think I'm okay yeah prob we did it I will now auction this cup off

13:32 will now auction this cup off

13:32 will now auction this cup off on oh no it's actually happening the

13:35 on oh no it's actually happening the

13:35 on oh no it's actually happening the poison has reached

13:55 later that's

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THE UNHOLY GRAIL! Has Starbucks destroyed Christmas!?

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