Tiki Tuesday with Tiki Tyler!

0:10 It's a vlog.

0:10 It's a vlog. It's a vlog that happens.

0:16 It's after midnight.

0:16 It's after midnight. Yep.

0:17 Yep.

0:17 Yep. Which means it is now

0:18 Which means it is now

0:18 Which means it is now officially

0:19 officially

0:19 officially officially tiki Tuesday as far as you

0:22 officially tiki Tuesday as far as you

0:22 officially tiki Tuesday as far as you know.

0:22 know.

0:22 know. Yeah.

0:23 Yeah.

0:23 Yeah. And Tyler and I are sitting

0:24 And Tyler and I are sitting

0:24 And Tyler and I are sitting uncomfortably close together in a tiki

0:26 uncomfortably close together in a tiki

0:26 uncomfortably close together in a tiki nook. Not close enough. No, you say

0:28 nook. Not close enough. No, you say

0:28 nook. Not close enough. No, you say that, but you put a pillow in between

0:30 that, but you put a pillow in between

0:30 that, but you put a pillow in between our legs.

0:30 our legs.

0:30 our legs. It's for comfort.

0:31 It's for comfort.

0:31 It's for comfort. And yet are putting your arm on the

0:33 And yet are putting your arm on the

0:33 And yet are putting your arm on the other side of the pillow.

0:33 other side of the pillow.

0:33 other side of the pillow. Well, that's how you know I still am

0:35 Well, that's how you know I still am

0:35 Well, that's how you know I still am okay with being close.

0:35 okay with being close.

0:35 okay with being close. That's like being in the movies together

0:36 That's like being in the movies together

0:36 That's like being in the movies together and you put the armrest down, but then

0:38 and you put the armrest down, but then

0:38 and you put the armrest down, but then you still stuck your arm over the

0:40 you still stuck your arm over the

0:40 you still stuck your arm over the armrest

0:40 armrest

0:40 armrest for comfort and durability more than

0:42 for comfort and durability more than

0:42 for comfort and durability more than uncomfortability.

0:45 uncomfortability.

0:45 uncomfortability. So, this week, even though I want to try

0:47 So, this week, even though I want to try

0:47 So, this week, even though I want to try to make the edited Tiki Tuesday vlogs a

0:50 to make the edited Tiki Tuesday vlogs a

0:50 to make the edited Tiki Tuesday vlogs a thing,

0:51 thing,

0:51 thing, I've told you we're really close in

0:52 I've told you we're really close in

0:52 I've told you we're really close in here. So, we're just Hello.

0:54 here. So, we're just Hello.

0:54 here. So, we're just Hello. What's up, guys? back in the tiki nook

0:56 What's up, guys? back in the tiki nook

0:56 What's up, guys? back in the tiki nook next to all the tiki stuff.

0:58 next to all the tiki stuff.

0:58 next to all the tiki stuff. And Tyler's wearing the other shirt that

1:00 And Tyler's wearing the other shirt that

1:00 And Tyler's wearing the other shirt that Keanu sent me from Hawaii. So, you're

1:02 Keanu sent me from Hawaii. So, you're

1:02 Keanu sent me from Hawaii. So, you're wearing a real tiki shirt.

1:03 wearing a real tiki shirt.

1:03 wearing a real tiki shirt. Oh, sweet. Tiki tiki.

1:06 Oh, sweet. Tiki tiki.

1:06 Oh, sweet. Tiki tiki. Because Tyler Evans is back from

1:07 Because Tyler Evans is back from

1:07 Because Tyler Evans is back from Georgia.

1:07 Georgia.

1:08 Georgia. I am.

1:08 I am.

1:08 I am. Fresh off the airplane.

1:09 Fresh off the airplane.

1:09 Fresh off the airplane. Right off the boat.

1:11 Right off the boat.

1:11 Right off the boat. Well, no.

1:12 Well, no.

1:12 Well, no. Well, the sky boat

1:13 Well, the sky boat

1:13 Well, the sky boat for the sake of this. Okay.

1:14 for the sake of this. Okay.

1:14 for the sake of this. Okay. Okay.

1:15 Okay.

1:15 Okay. Uh I thought Tyler would continue asking

1:17 Uh I thought Tyler would continue asking

1:17 Uh I thought Tyler would continue asking me the questions that you guys meant to

1:19 me the questions that you guys meant to

1:19 me the questions that you guys meant to ask me on Facebook. And in between the

1:21 ask me on Facebook. And in between the

1:21 ask me on Facebook. And in between the questions, I'm going to ask Tyler

1:23 questions, I'm going to ask Tyler

1:23 questions, I'm going to ask Tyler questions about his trip to Georgia and

1:26 questions about his trip to Georgia and

1:26 questions about his trip to Georgia and the American South in general because

1:27 the American South in general because

1:27 the American South in general because Tyler is a self-proclaimed expert on all

1:29 Tyler is a self-proclaimed expert on all

1:30 Tyler is a self-proclaimed expert on all things southern.

1:30 things southern.

1:30 things southern. Kind of. I just noticed the picture

1:32 Kind of. I just noticed the picture

1:32 Kind of. I just noticed the picture Bamboo Ben gave me. I'm glad to see that

1:34 Bamboo Ben gave me. I'm glad to see that

1:34 Bamboo Ben gave me. I'm glad to see that that wound up on your shelf.

1:35 that wound up on your shelf.

1:35 that wound up on your shelf. Yeah, don't worry about that. Okay.

1:36 Yeah, don't worry about that. Okay.

1:36 Yeah, don't worry about that. Okay. Okay. Here we go. All right.

1:38 Okay. Here we go. All right.

1:38 Okay. Here we go. All right. Questions.

1:39 Questions.

1:39 Questions. Questions. This one comes Question one

1:41 Questions. This one comes Question one

1:41 Questions. This one comes Question one comes from Randy. Hi Randy.

1:43 comes from Randy. Hi Randy.

1:43 comes from Randy. Hi Randy. On Facebook.

1:44 On Facebook.

1:44 On Facebook. Randy asks in a very kind of morbid but

1:48 Randy asks in a very kind of morbid but

1:48 Randy asks in a very kind of morbid but fun question I think. Oh, where would

1:51 fun question I think. Oh, where would

1:51 fun question I think. Oh, where would you like your ashes to be spread in

1:53 you like your ashes to be spread in

1:53 you like your ashes to be spread in Disneyland? Assuming it were legal,

1:56 Disneyland? Assuming it were legal,

1:56 Disneyland? Assuming it were legal, assuming it were legal, I would not be

1:57 assuming it were legal, I would not be

1:57 assuming it were legal, I would not be cremated, but I would be buried.

1:59 cremated, but I would be buried.

1:59 cremated, but I would be buried. Uh oh.

2:01 Uh oh.

2:01 Uh oh. At the foot

2:02 At the foot

2:02 At the foot Mhm.

2:02 Mhm.

2:02 Mhm. of the castle.

2:03 of the castle.

2:04 of the castle. Your just your foot.

2:05 Your just your foot.

2:05 Your just your foot. So, no, I would at the foot of the

2:07 So, no, I would at the foot of the

2:07 So, no, I would at the foot of the castle.

2:08 castle.

2:08 castle. Oh, so like under the drawbridge.

2:09 Oh, so like under the drawbridge.

2:09 Oh, so like under the drawbridge. No. You know what would be good? You

2:10 No. You know what would be good? You

2:10 No. You know what would be good? You know what would be even better?

2:11 know what would be even better?

2:12 know what would be even better? Bury my body.

2:13 Bury my body.

2:13 Bury my body. Mhm.

2:13 Mhm. Under the golden lie spike

2:16 Under the golden lie spike

2:16 Under the golden lie spike and your heart a wounded knee.

2:19 and your heart a wounded knee.

2:19 and your heart a wounded knee. Yes.

2:20 Yes.

2:20 Yes. Okay. Question for Tyler.

2:22 Okay. Question for Tyler.

2:22 Okay. Question for Tyler. All right.

2:23 All right.

2:23 All right. What is kudzu?

2:25 What is kudzu?

2:25 What is kudzu? Oh, kudzu is the vine that's slowly

2:28 Oh, kudzu is the vine that's slowly

2:28 Oh, kudzu is the vine that's slowly strangling our Dixie.

2:31 strangling our Dixie.

2:31 strangling our Dixie. Kudzu is a gross Japanese ivy.

2:35 Kudzu is a gross Japanese ivy.

2:35 Kudzu is a gross Japanese ivy. Mhm.

2:36 Mhm. Growing all over your south.

2:37 Growing all over your south.

2:37 Growing all over your south. Yeah. It spreads like wildfire and uh it

2:40 Yeah. It spreads like wildfire and uh it

2:40 Yeah. It spreads like wildfire and uh it takes over everything slowly.

2:41 takes over everything slowly.

2:42 takes over everything slowly. And when I go to the south, I see it

2:43 And when I go to the south, I see it

2:43 And when I go to the south, I see it covering everything. Mhm.

2:44 covering everything. Mhm.

2:44 covering everything. Mhm. So, I guess the real question since I

2:46 So, I guess the real question since I

2:46 So, I guess the real question since I just answered my own question cuz you

2:47 just answered my own question cuz you

2:47 just answered my own question cuz you didn't.

2:48 didn't.

2:48 didn't. Well, I kind of

2:49 Well, I kind of

2:49 Well, I kind of is how do you feel about Kudzu?

2:51 is how do you feel about Kudzu?

2:51 is how do you feel about Kudzu? Oh, well, um, you know, like I kind of

2:54 Oh, well, um, you know, like I kind of

2:54 Oh, well, um, you know, like I kind of feel like it does its thing and I do

2:56 feel like it does its thing and I do

2:56 feel like it does its thing and I do mine and it sometimes looks pretty

2:58 mine and it sometimes looks pretty

2:58 mine and it sometimes looks pretty wrapped around a house like Ivy, but as

3:00 wrapped around a house like Ivy, but as

3:00 wrapped around a house like Ivy, but as long as like it doesn't wrap itself

3:03 long as like it doesn't wrap itself

3:03 long as like it doesn't wrap itself around.

3:03 around.

3:03 around. I'm afraid you've lost my interest. Next

3:05 I'm afraid you've lost my interest. Next

3:05 I'm afraid you've lost my interest. Next question.

3:06 question.

3:06 question. Okay,

3:07 Okay,

3:07 Okay, that's an office joke.

3:08 that's an office joke.

3:08 that's an office joke. I'm not as mean as Ivy.

3:09 I'm not as mean as Ivy.

3:09 I'm not as mean as Ivy. This question comes from Dana with a Y.

3:12 This question comes from Dana with a Y.

3:12 This question comes from Dana with a Y. Hi Dana.

3:13 Hi Dana.

3:13 Hi Dana. And it is Barbie Facebook.

3:16 And it is Barbie Facebook.

3:16 And it is Barbie Facebook. Oh,

3:16 Oh,

3:16 Oh, she asks, "Dear Justin,

3:19 she asks, "Dear Justin,

3:19 she asks, "Dear Justin, is it

3:21 is it

3:21 is it at or at?" When I was a kid, I always

3:25 at or at?" When I was a kid, I always

3:25 at or at?" When I was a kid, I always called it, we're talking about Star Wars

3:27 called it, we're talking about Star Wars

3:28 called it, we're talking about Star Wars here, everyone who doesn't know. I

3:29 here, everyone who doesn't know. I

3:29 here, everyone who doesn't know. I always called it an AT-AT because

3:31 always called it an AT-AT because

3:31 always called it an AT-AT because there's also an ATST.

3:33 there's also an ATST.

3:33 there's also an ATST. Mhm.

3:33 Mhm. The little chicken walker ones are

3:35 The little chicken walker ones are

3:35 The little chicken walker ones are AT-ST, allterrain scout transports.

3:37 AT-ST, allterrain scout transports.

3:37 AT-ST, allterrain scout transports. Mhm. The other one being

3:39 Mhm. The other one being

3:39 Mhm. The other one being allterrain attack transport.

3:42 allterrain attack transport.

3:42 allterrain attack transport. I wish it was armored transport.

3:43 I wish it was armored transport.

3:43 I wish it was armored transport. Armor transport. Could be either one.

3:45 Armor transport. Could be either one.

3:45 Armor transport. Could be either one. Okay.

3:45 Okay. Now I don't know. You really

3:47 Now I don't know. You really

3:47 Now I don't know. You really Well, now I think it's attack

3:49 Well, now I think it's attack

3:49 Well, now I think it's attack and I think it's armored now.

3:50 and I think it's armored now.

3:50 and I think it's armored now. Well, let's continue on.

3:52 Well, let's continue on.

3:52 Well, let's continue on. Okay. So, either way, I always thought

3:53 Okay. So, either way, I always thought

3:53 Okay. So, either way, I always thought it was at, but now I have since heard

3:56 it was at, but now I have since heard

3:56 it was at, but now I have since heard like archival footage of people back in

3:58 like archival footage of people back in

3:58 like archival footage of people back in the day calling it an ad app.

4:00 the day calling it an ad app.

4:00 the day calling it an ad app. And I always thought that was the most

4:01 And I always thought that was the most

4:01 And I always thought that was the most silly, ridiculous. It doesn't sound

4:02 silly, ridiculous. It doesn't sound

4:02 silly, ridiculous. It doesn't sound intimidating to me. Like, hey guys,

4:05 intimidating to me. Like, hey guys,

4:05 intimidating to me. Like, hey guys, we're in the trenches and we're digging

4:06 we're in the trenches and we're digging

4:06 we're in the trenches and we're digging the trenches and and we need to dig them

4:08 the trenches and and we need to dig them

4:08 the trenches and and we need to dig them deep because there's this big machine

4:09 deep because there's this big machine

4:09 deep because there's this big machine coming. It's really scary. What's the

4:12 coming. It's really scary. What's the

4:12 coming. It's really scary. What's the machine? What's the machine called? It's

4:13 machine? What's the machine called? It's

4:13 machine? What's the machine called? It's called an at

4:21 Tyler Evans. Justin at

4:21 Tyler Evans. Justin at Tyler Evans Journalist on Instagram.

4:23 Tyler Evans Journalist on Instagram.

4:23 Tyler Evans Journalist on Instagram. Yes.

4:24 Yes. Okay. Next question. Uh, I'm going to

4:26 Okay. Next question. Uh, I'm going to

4:26 Okay. Next question. Uh, I'm going to ask you a question. That's right.

4:27 ask you a question. That's right.

4:27 ask you a question. That's right. You're really tired.

4:28 You're really tired.

4:28 You're really tired. I am so tired.

4:29 I am so tired.

4:29 I am so tired. You came back from the south. What were

4:30 You came back from the south. What were

4:30 You came back from the south. What were you What were you doing in the South?

4:31 you What were you doing in the South?

4:31 you What were you doing in the South? Were you attending a NASCAR race? Boy,

4:36 Were you attending a NASCAR race? Boy,

4:36 Were you attending a NASCAR race? Boy, you thought I was going to ask about a

4:37 you thought I was going to ask about a

4:37 you thought I was going to ask about a different kind of rally.

4:38 different kind of rally.

4:38 different kind of rally. Kind of.

4:38 Kind of.

4:38 Kind of. But I'm going to ask you about a NASCAR

4:40 But I'm going to ask you about a NASCAR

4:40 But I'm going to ask you about a NASCAR race.

4:40 race.

4:40 race. I've never been to a NASCAR race, nor

4:42 I've never been to a NASCAR race, nor

4:42 I've never been to a NASCAR race, nor have I ever watched NASCAR. That's

4:44 have I ever watched NASCAR. That's

4:44 have I ever watched NASCAR. That's honestly true.

4:44 honestly true.

4:44 honestly true. I've been to a NASCAR race.

4:46 I've been to a NASCAR race.

4:46 I've been to a NASCAR race. Have you?

4:46 Have you?

4:46 Have you? Yeah, that's cool.

4:47 Yeah, that's cool.

4:47 Yeah, that's cool. One of those ones that goes in a circle

4:48 One of those ones that goes in a circle

4:48 One of those ones that goes in a circle and then you I was in the pit

4:50 and then you I was in the pit

4:50 and then you I was in the pit with the part with the RV

4:52 with the part with the RV

4:52 with the part with the RV thing or what's that called in the

4:53 thing or what's that called in the

4:53 thing or what's that called in the middle part in the circle?

4:55 middle part in the circle?

4:55 middle part in the circle? Um grass.

4:57 Um grass.

4:57 Um grass. Yeah, the grassy part in the middle

4:58 Yeah, the grassy part in the middle

4:58 Yeah, the grassy part in the middle where the cars are going around and they

4:59 where the cars are going around and they

4:59 where the cars are going around and they let all those RVs go there. Yeah. Not

5:01 let all those RVs go there. Yeah. Not

5:01 let all those RVs go there. Yeah. Not the pit, like the pit crew. What do they

5:02 the pit, like the pit crew. What do they

5:02 the pit, like the pit crew. What do they call that, though?

5:02 call that, though?

5:02 call that, though? I have no idea what you're even talking

5:04 I have no idea what you're even talking

5:04 I have no idea what you're even talking about.

5:04 about.

5:04 about. Well, in the center part with all the

5:05 Well, in the center part with all the

5:05 Well, in the center part with all the RVs. So, in the middle of the track,

5:07 RVs. So, in the middle of the track,

5:07 RVs. So, in the middle of the track, there's a grassy area where you park all

5:09 there's a grassy area where you park all

5:09 there's a grassy area where you park all the RVs and I hung out in there. I'm

5:10 the RVs and I hung out in there. I'm

5:10 the RVs and I hung out in there. I'm just

5:12 just

5:12 just So, what you're saying is I'm more

5:13 So, what you're saying is I'm more

5:13 So, what you're saying is I'm more southern than you.

5:13 southern than you.

5:14 southern than you. My dad used to sell NASCAR stuff on

5:16 My dad used to sell NASCAR stuff on

5:16 My dad used to sell NASCAR stuff on electronic bay.com. So,

5:20 electronic bay.com. So,

5:20 electronic bay.com. So, southern. Okay.

5:21 southern. Okay.

5:21 southern. Okay. All right. You ready?

5:23 All right. You ready?

5:23 All right. You ready? I think so.

5:23 I think so.

5:23 I think so. Question three is from Shemica.

5:25 Question three is from Shemica.

5:26 Question three is from Shemica. Hello.

5:26 Hello.

5:26 Hello. And it is from Facebook.

5:28 And it is from Facebook.

5:28 And it is from Facebook. Facebook. Shemica asks, "Dear Justin, do

5:32 Facebook. Shemica asks, "Dear Justin, do

5:32 Facebook. Shemica asks, "Dear Justin, do you have

5:32 you have

5:32 you have Hi.

5:33 Hi.

5:33 Hi. Do you have a favorite random name?"

5:35 Do you have a favorite random name?"

5:35 Do you have a favorite random name?" Shemica. Hi,

5:37 Shemica. Hi,

5:37 Shemica. Hi, Shemik.

5:38 Shemik.

5:38 Shemik. I like that. She

5:40 I like that. She

5:40 I like that. She think people call her Shemik.

5:41 think people call her Shemik.

5:41 think people call her Shemik. Well, we did just now.

5:43 Well, we did just now.

5:43 Well, we did just now. Is it her? Cuz I didn't see the picture.

5:46 Is it her? Cuz I didn't see the picture.

5:46 Is it her? Cuz I didn't see the picture. It is now.

5:46 It is now.

5:46 It is now. Tyler forgets.

5:47 Tyler forgets.

5:47 Tyler forgets. Shemik asks, "Do you have a favorite

5:50 Shemik asks, "Do you have a favorite

5:50 Shemik asks, "Do you have a favorite random?"

5:52 random?"

5:52 random?" My favorite randoland.

5:53 My favorite randoland.

5:53 My favorite randoland. Lando man. Lando Man is the Lando Man

5:56 Lando man. Lando Man is the Lando Man

5:56 Lando man. Lando Man is the Lando Man where we went to Roswell, New Mexico,

5:58 where we went to Roswell, New Mexico,

5:58 where we went to Roswell, New Mexico, but not the one where we showed a whole

5:59 but not the one where we showed a whole

5:59 but not the one where we showed a whole bunch of the town of Roswell, New

6:00 bunch of the town of Roswell, New

6:00 bunch of the town of Roswell, New Mexico, but the one where we went into

6:02 Mexico, but the one where we went into

6:02 Mexico, but the one where we went into this really weird gift shop

6:04 this really weird gift shop

6:04 this really weird gift shop went through this weird blacklight maze.

6:05 went through this weird blacklight maze.

6:05 went through this weird blacklight maze. Yep.

6:06 Yep. And Tyler started having a crazy panic

6:08 And Tyler started having a crazy panic

6:08 And Tyler started having a crazy panic attack while a crazy old man who we

6:11 attack while a crazy old man who we

6:11 attack while a crazy old man who we thought,

6:12 thought,

6:12 thought, and I don't even mean crazy as a

6:13 and I don't even mean crazy as a

6:14 and I don't even mean crazy as a pjorative, I just thought he was this

6:15 pjorative, I just thought he was this

6:15 pjorative, I just thought he was this crazy, fun, wild guy that had this

6:17 crazy, fun, wild guy that had this

6:17 crazy, fun, wild guy that had this interesting story about aliens selling

6:20 interesting story about aliens selling

6:20 interesting story about aliens selling some more tickets to whatever. And then

6:22 some more tickets to whatever. And then

6:22 some more tickets to whatever. And then for lack of a better word, yeah, I don't

6:23 for lack of a better word, yeah, I don't

6:23 for lack of a better word, yeah, I don't want to say he was mentally disturbed

6:24 want to say he was mentally disturbed

6:24 want to say he was mentally disturbed because I don't know that's true.

6:26 because I don't know that's true.

6:26 because I don't know that's true. Yeah. I I mean I

6:27 Yeah. I I mean I

6:27 Yeah. I I mean I He was crazy though. Like that's what

6:29 He was crazy though. Like that's what

6:29 He was crazy though. Like that's what you would say if you met this guy.

6:30 you would say if you met this guy.

6:30 you would say if you met this guy. I made that face at the end.

6:32 I made that face at the end.

6:32 I made that face at the end. Tyler was not happy. And that was my

6:34 Tyler was not happy. And that was my

6:34 Tyler was not happy. And that was my favorite random land ever. If you go

6:35 favorite random land ever. If you go

6:35 favorite random land ever. If you go back look for the weirdest gift shop in

6:37 back look for the weirdest gift shop in

6:37 back look for the weirdest gift shop in the galaxy. If you Google that, you'll

6:39 the galaxy. If you Google that, you'll

6:39 the galaxy. If you Google that, you'll find it.

6:40 find it.

6:40 find it. Yeah.

6:41 Yeah. But you have a different favorite random

6:43 But you have a different favorite random

6:43 But you have a different favorite random land.

6:43 land.

6:43 land. Oh yeah. Just for lany mine is the uh

6:45 Oh yeah. Just for lany mine is the uh

6:45 Oh yeah. Just for lany mine is the uh the first international tiki marketplace

6:47 the first international tiki marketplace

6:47 the first international tiki marketplace video we did.

6:48 video we did.

6:48 video we did. Why?

6:48 Why?

6:48 Why? I don't know. I just think it kind of

6:50 I don't know. I just think it kind of

6:50 I don't know. I just think it kind of came out really good and I had a really

6:51 came out really good and I had a really

6:51 came out really good and I had a really fun day filming it. So,

6:52 fun day filming it. So,

6:52 fun day filming it. So, my favorite random land that we ever

6:54 my favorite random land that we ever

6:54 my favorite random land that we ever filmed though, like to film

6:56 filmed though, like to film

6:56 filmed though, like to film experience-wise,

6:57 experience-wise,

6:57 experience-wise, I don't know. I think both. It's my

6:58 I don't know. I think both. It's my

6:58 I don't know. I think both. It's my favorite Oceanic Arts.

7:00 favorite Oceanic Arts.

7:00 favorite Oceanic Arts. Well, that was a good one, too.

7:02 Well, that was a good one, too.

7:02 Well, that was a good one, too. That was a really

7:02 That was a really

7:02 That was a really And also very tiki related. So, if you

7:04 And also very tiki related. So, if you

7:04 And also very tiki related. So, if you never seen the Oceanic Arts Random Land

7:06 never seen the Oceanic Arts Random Land

7:06 never seen the Oceanic Arts Random Land or the other international tiki market

7:07 or the other international tiki market

7:08 or the other international tiki market places,

7:08 places,

7:08 places, go look up Tiki Random Land probably.

7:11 go look up Tiki Random Land probably.

7:11 go look up Tiki Random Land probably. Okay, what's next?

7:12 Okay, what's next?

7:12 Okay, what's next? That's a good one. Okay.

7:13 That's a good one. Okay.

7:13 That's a good one. Okay. Oh, wait. I need to ask you a question

7:15 Oh, wait. I need to ask you a question

7:15 Oh, wait. I need to ask you a question about the South. Okay. What is a

7:16 about the South. Okay. What is a

7:16 about the South. Okay. What is a Moonpie? That's a real question.

7:18 Moonpie? That's a real question.

7:18 Moonpie? That's a real question. A moon pie is basically like um this

7:22 A moon pie is basically like um this

7:22 A moon pie is basically like um this marshmallow center with like chocolate

7:25 marshmallow center with like chocolate

7:25 marshmallow center with like chocolate uh like graham crackery almost soft

7:27 uh like graham crackery almost soft

7:28 uh like graham crackery almost soft outer shell uh cooked together. And uh

7:31 outer shell uh cooked together. And uh

7:31 outer shell uh cooked together. And uh so it's a s'more.

7:32 so it's a s'more.

7:32 so it's a s'more. It's kind of like a s'more, but it's not

7:33 It's kind of like a s'more, but it's not

7:33 It's kind of like a s'more, but it's not like a hard base. Like it's

7:35 like a hard base. Like it's

7:35 like a hard base. Like it's so it's like a s'more made of cookies

7:37 so it's like a s'more made of cookies

7:37 so it's like a s'more made of cookies kind of. And it's really good if you

7:39 kind of. And it's really good if you

7:39 kind of. And it's really good if you microwave it for like 3 seconds cuz

7:41 microwave it for like 3 seconds cuz

7:41 microwave it for like 3 seconds cuz other than that it'll explode. But for

7:43 other than that it'll explode. But for

7:43 other than that it'll explode. But for like 3 seconds it's perfect. So it kind

7:45 like 3 seconds it's perfect. So it kind

7:45 like 3 seconds it's perfect. So it kind of sounds like those ice cream cookie

7:47 of sounds like those ice cream cookie

7:47 of sounds like those ice cream cookie things,

7:47 things,

7:47 things, but not ice cream. It's just

7:49 but not ice cream. It's just

7:49 but not ice cream. It's just marshmallows.

7:49 marshmallows.

7:49 marshmallows. Yeah, almost.

7:50 Yeah, almost.

7:50 Yeah, almost. So it's like a Klondike bar.

7:52 So it's like a Klondike bar.

7:52 So it's like a Klondike bar. No, it's really hard to explain. Just

7:54 No, it's really hard to explain. Just

7:54 No, it's really hard to explain. Just get a Moona. You can order them online.

7:56 get a Moona. You can order them online.

7:56 get a Moona. You can order them online. Are they gluten-free?

7:57 Are they gluten-free?

7:57 Are they gluten-free? I highly doubt it.

7:59 I highly doubt it.

7:59 I highly doubt it. So I can't do what you

8:01 So I can't do what you

8:01 So I can't do what you I can just eat it in front of you.

8:03 I can just eat it in front of you.

8:03 I can just eat it in front of you. So like I do with most food that you

8:05 So like I do with most food that you

8:05 So like I do with most food that you don't get to eat.

8:05 don't get to eat.

8:05 don't get to eat. Okay.

8:06 Okay. All right. Question four is from Sabin.

8:08 All right. Question four is from Sabin.

8:08 All right. Question four is from Sabin. Sabine. Sabin.

8:10 Sabine. Sabin.

8:10 Sabine. Sabin. Sabine.

8:10 Sabine.

8:10 Sabine. I'm saying Sabin. Sabin.

8:13 I'm saying Sabin. Sabin.

8:13 I'm saying Sabin. Sabin. Okay. Um, Sabin,

8:15 Okay. Um, Sabin,

8:15 Okay. Um, Sabin, Saber,

8:15 Saber,

8:15 Saber, this question.

8:16 this question.

8:16 this question. Saber

8:17 Saber

8:17 Saber because that way no matter the gender

8:20 because that way no matter the gender

8:20 because that way no matter the gender or the talent or the skill

8:22 or the talent or the skill

8:22 or the talent or the skill or the height or the width.

8:24 or the height or the width.

8:24 or the height or the width. Yeah, the width.

8:24 Yeah, the width.

8:24 Yeah, the width. That person sounds awesome.

8:26 That person sounds awesome.

8:26 That person sounds awesome. Sabin, this question is from Facebook.

8:27 Sabin, this question is from Facebook.

8:27 Sabin, this question is from Facebook. Saber.

8:28 Saber.

8:28 Saber. Saber asks,

8:29 Saber asks,

8:29 Saber asks, Sabre,

8:30 Sabre,

8:30 Sabre, pick uh one. Which of these

8:33 pick uh one. Which of these

8:33 pick uh one. Which of these only one

8:33 only one

8:33 only one three have influenced you the most?

8:37 three have influenced you the most?

8:37 three have influenced you the most? Is it Star Wars, Disneyland, or Mark

8:41 Is it Star Wars, Disneyland, or Mark

8:41 Is it Star Wars, Disneyland, or Mark Twain? and explained how it has helped

8:44 Twain? and explained how it has helped

8:44 Twain? and explained how it has helped guide you.

8:46 guide you.

8:46 guide you. So, I would say the one that's

8:48 So, I would say the one that's

8:48 So, I would say the one that's influenced me the most

8:50 influenced me the most

8:50 influenced me the most Mhm.

8:50 Mhm. I go to Disneyland, but I influence it.

8:54 I go to Disneyland, but I influence it.

8:54 I go to Disneyland, but I influence it. Oh, throwing down the gauntlet.

8:56 Oh, throwing down the gauntlet.

8:56 Oh, throwing down the gauntlet. I like Mark Twain. I read his writings.

8:59 I like Mark Twain. I read his writings.

8:59 I like Mark Twain. I read his writings. That's true.

9:01 That's true.

9:01 That's true. But I think what's influenced me the

9:03 But I think what's influenced me the

9:03 But I think what's influenced me the most is Star Wars because Yoda, do or do

9:06 most is Star Wars because Yoda, do or do

9:06 most is Star Wars because Yoda, do or do not, there is no try. also the light

9:08 not, there is no try. also the light

9:08 not, there is no try. also the light side of the force versus the dark side

9:09 side of the force versus the dark side

9:09 side of the force versus the dark side of the force. Patience, young Jedi, and

9:11 of the force. Patience, young Jedi, and

9:11 of the force. Patience, young Jedi, and the idea of a universal good versus a

9:13 the idea of a universal good versus a

9:14 the idea of a universal good versus a universal bad and positivity versus

9:16 universal bad and positivity versus

9:16 universal bad and positivity versus negativity and the power that can come

9:18 negativity and the power that can come

9:18 negativity and the power that can come with

9:19 with

9:19 with peace.

9:20 peace.

9:20 peace. You know, all this Empire Strikes Back

9:22 You know, all this Empire Strikes Back

9:22 You know, all this Empire Strikes Back Yoda is pretty much, you know, the

9:23 Yoda is pretty much, you know, the

9:23 Yoda is pretty much, you know, the foundation of my philosophy.

9:27 foundation of my philosophy.

9:27 foundation of my philosophy. Mhm.

9:28 Mhm. You're wrong. It's Mark Twain.

9:30 You're wrong. It's Mark Twain.

9:30 You're wrong. It's Mark Twain. Why?

9:30 Why? You know why?

9:32 You know why?

9:32 You know why? Search your feelings for what you know

9:34 Search your feelings for what you know

9:34 Search your feelings for what you know to be true.

9:34 to be true.

9:34 to be true. Well, you can't use Star War. Okay.

9:37 Well, you can't use Star War. Okay.

9:37 Well, you can't use Star War. Okay. Okay.

9:38 Okay. Um, why do you boil peanuts in Georgia

9:40 Um, why do you boil peanuts in Georgia

9:40 Um, why do you boil peanuts in Georgia and eat peanuts boiled? I thought you

9:42 and eat peanuts boiled? I thought you

9:42 and eat peanuts boiled? I thought you were a proponent of you. I thought you

9:43 were a proponent of you. I thought you

9:44 were a proponent of you. I thought you just liked peanuts.

9:45 just liked peanuts.

9:45 just liked peanuts. I don't do that.

9:45 I don't do that.

9:45 I don't do that. Why? But why do people do that, Tyler?

9:47 Why? But why do people do that, Tyler?

9:47 Why? But why do people do that, Tyler? It's disgusting.

9:48 It's disgusting.

9:48 It's disgusting. It's delicious and good for you.

9:49 It's delicious and good for you.

9:49 It's delicious and good for you. But you just said you don't do it. Why

9:50 But you just said you don't do it. Why

9:50 But you just said you don't do it. Why don't you do it if it's delicious?

9:52 don't you do it if it's delicious?

9:52 don't you do it if it's delicious? Just I don't like peanuts that much.

9:54 Just I don't like peanuts that much.

9:54 Just I don't like peanuts that much. Well, I like peanuts a lot, but when pe

9:57 Well, I like peanuts a lot, but when pe

9:57 Well, I like peanuts a lot, but when pe I feel like we need to be really careful

9:58 I feel like we need to be really careful

9:58 I feel like we need to be really careful in our

9:59 in our

9:59 in our pronunciation,

10:00 pronunciation,

10:00 pronunciation, enunciation,

10:01 enunciation,

10:01 enunciation, pronunciation. I feel like when people

10:04 pronunciation. I feel like when people

10:04 pronunciation. I feel like when people hand me peanuts,

10:05 hand me peanuts,

10:05 hand me peanuts, right,

10:06 right,

10:06 right, and they are boiled and I eat them, I'm

10:09 and they are boiled and I eat them, I'm

10:09 and they are boiled and I eat them, I'm not a fan.

10:09 not a fan.

10:10 not a fan. I just really love

10:10 I just really love

10:10 I just really love Does that mean that I don't fit in in

10:13 Does that mean that I don't fit in in

10:13 Does that mean that I don't fit in in the South?

10:13 the South?

10:14 the South? No. I mean, you can get

10:15 No. I mean, you can get

10:15 No. I mean, you can get Peanuts wouldn't fit in in the South.

10:16 Peanuts wouldn't fit in in the South.

10:16 Peanuts wouldn't fit in in the South. Yeah, you can get them in every gas

10:17 Yeah, you can get them in every gas

10:18 Yeah, you can get them in every gas station, but you don't have to get them.

10:19 station, but you don't have to get them.

10:19 station, but you don't have to get them. I mean, if you're just a bro

10:20 I mean, if you're just a bro

10:20 I mean, if you're just a bro So, what you're saying is you can get

10:22 So, what you're saying is you can get

10:22 So, what you're saying is you can get peanuts in every gas station. If you're

10:23 peanuts in every gas station. If you're

10:23 peanuts in every gas station. If you're just a bro that loves peanuts, you can

10:24 just a bro that loves peanuts, you can

10:24 just a bro that loves peanuts, you can get them at any gas station you need to

10:26 get them at any gas station you need to

10:26 get them at any gas station you need to at any time of night

10:27 at any time of night

10:27 at any time of night because I've been to Atlanta in the

10:29 because I've been to Atlanta in the

10:29 because I've been to Atlanta in the middle of the night and I have found

10:30 middle of the night and I have found

10:30 middle of the night and I have found boiled peanuts at a gas station. It's

10:33 boiled peanuts at a gas station. It's

10:33 boiled peanuts at a gas station. It's true in a styrofoam cup.

10:34 true in a styrofoam cup.

10:34 true in a styrofoam cup. Rest areas, all kinds of place you can

10:36 Rest areas, all kinds of place you can

10:36 Rest areas, all kinds of place you can just get a handful of peanuts

10:39 just get a handful of peanuts

10:39 just get a handful of peanuts and that's is Yep.

10:41 and that's is Yep.

10:41 and that's is Yep. Mhm.

10:41 Mhm. Jimmy Carter is a big fan. So

10:44 Jimmy Carter is a big fan. So

10:44 Jimmy Carter is a big fan. So Jimmy um all right, question. This is

10:48 Jimmy um all right, question. This is

10:48 Jimmy um all right, question. This is from James. This question is from

10:49 from James. This question is from

10:49 from James. This question is from Facebook.

10:50 Facebook.

10:50 Facebook. Hi James. James asks,

10:52 Hi James. James asks,

10:52 Hi James. James asks, "What are all your hopes and dreams?"

10:53 "What are all your hopes and dreams?"

10:53 "What are all your hopes and dreams?" Dear Justin,

10:55 Dear Justin,

10:55 Dear Justin, you have you ever been to outer space?

10:57 you have you ever been to outer space?

10:57 you have you ever been to outer space? Hey, hey, guy.

10:58 Hey, hey, guy.

10:58 Hey, hey, guy. Hey, guy.

10:59 Hey, guy.

10:59 Hey, guy. I'm trying to ask you a question.

11:01 I'm trying to ask you a question.

11:01 I'm trying to ask you a question. I thought James was asking you.

11:02 I thought James was asking you.

11:02 I thought James was asking you. Vicarious,

11:04 Vicarious,

11:04 Vicarious, but I was asking him.

11:05 but I was asking him.

11:05 but I was asking him. James asks from Facebook. Dear Justin.

11:07 James asks from Facebook. Dear Justin.

11:08 James asks from Facebook. Dear Justin. Hi.

11:08 Hi. Would you ever work at the park?

11:11 Would you ever work at the park?

11:11 Would you ever work at the park? Like the local the Disneyland park?

11:14 Like the local the Disneyland park?

11:14 Like the local the Disneyland park? Oh,

11:15 Oh, I assume he doesn't mean Disney's

11:17 I assume he doesn't mean Disney's

11:17 I assume he doesn't mean Disney's California Adventure.

11:18 California Adventure.

11:18 California Adventure. I hope not. Yeah,

11:20 I hope not. Yeah,

11:20 I hope not. Yeah, because the answer is would I?

11:21 because the answer is would I?

11:21 because the answer is would I? Yeah. Would you if given the option?

11:23 Yeah. Would you if given the option?

11:23 Yeah. Would you if given the option? That's the answer to the question though

11:25 That's the answer to the question though

11:25 That's the answer to the question though of DCA.

11:26 of DCA.

11:26 of DCA. Would I?

11:27 Would I?

11:27 Would I? Would I?

11:28 Would I? I would not.

11:30 I would not.

11:30 I would not. Disneyland I tried to work out many

11:31 Disneyland I tried to work out many

11:31 Disneyland I tried to work out many times but I couldn't because

11:32 times but I couldn't because

11:32 times but I couldn't because because of the tattoos

11:33 because of the tattoos

11:33 because of the tattoos the tattoos and I have one down here and

11:37 the tattoos and I have one down here and

11:37 the tattoos and I have one down here and originally my understanding is at the

11:39 originally my understanding is at the

11:39 originally my understanding is at the time when I applied way back when I was

11:40 time when I applied way back when I was

11:40 time when I applied way back when I was like

11:41 like

11:41 like well not that far back when I was

11:43 well not that far back when I was

11:43 well not that far back when I was younger um

11:44 younger um

11:44 younger um when I was a younger man

11:45 when I was a younger man

11:45 when I was a younger man when I was a younger man. I was a young

11:47 when I was a younger man. I was a young

11:47 when I was a younger man. I was a young man.

11:47 man.

11:47 man. They said, "You can't work here at all

11:49 They said, "You can't work here at all

11:49 They said, "You can't work here at all because you don't you have tattoos."

11:51 because you don't you have tattoos."

11:51 because you don't you have tattoos." Period. And I didn't hide the fact that

11:52 Period. And I didn't hide the fact that

11:52 Period. And I didn't hide the fact that I had them. Then later when I came back,

11:54 I had them. Then later when I came back,

11:54 I had them. Then later when I came back, I tried to work there one other time. I

11:55 I tried to work there one other time. I

11:55 I tried to work there one other time. I was going back to school and because I

11:57 was going back to school and because I

11:57 was going back to school and because I was in college, I said, "You guys have

11:59 was in college, I said, "You guys have

11:59 was in college, I said, "You guys have to let me know by this time

12:00 to let me know by this time

12:00 to let me know by this time or else I'll have my class schedule

12:02 or else I'll have my class schedule

12:02 or else I'll have my class schedule because they're pretty they were pretty

12:04 because they're pretty they were pretty

12:04 because they're pretty they were pretty rigid about, well, if we give you a

12:06 rigid about, well, if we give you a

12:06 rigid about, well, if we give you a schedule, you're going to have the

12:07 schedule, you're going to have the

12:07 schedule, you're going to have the schedule. You always start part-time

12:09 schedule. You always start part-time

12:09 schedule. You always start part-time because it's a big place you start

12:10 because it's a big place you start

12:10 because it's a big place you start parttime, whatever."

12:11 parttime, whatever."

12:11 parttime, whatever." And um they did not call me before the

12:13 And um they did not call me before the

12:13 And um they did not call me before the college called me. And I thought, "No."

12:16 college called me. And I thought, "No."

12:16 college called me. And I thought, "No." And now

12:18 And now

12:18 And now I work around it and I would rather do

12:21 I work around it and I would rather do

12:21 I work around it and I would rather do that than work for it.

12:24 that than work for it.

12:24 that than work for it. Same. Because I like to be a guest at

12:27 Same. Because I like to be a guest at

12:28 Same. Because I like to be a guest at the park. See, there's three kinds of

12:29 the park. See, there's three kinds of

12:29 the park. See, there's three kinds of people that work at Disneyland. I've

12:30 people that work at Disneyland. I've

12:30 people that work at Disneyland. I've noticed there's three types of cast

12:31 noticed there's three types of cast

12:31 noticed there's three types of cast members. There's a type of cast members

12:32 members. There's a type of cast members

12:32 members. There's a type of cast members who hate it.

12:33 who hate it.

12:33 who hate it. They work there and they think this is a

12:35 They work there and they think this is a

12:35 They work there and they think this is a job.

12:36 job.

12:36 job. This is really neat. By the way, I'm

12:38 This is really neat. By the way, I'm

12:38 This is really neat. By the way, I'm sorry it's really shaky. There's a

12:39 sorry it's really shaky. There's a

12:39 sorry it's really shaky. There's a corner of a cabinet right here. And I'm

12:41 corner of a cabinet right here. And I'm

12:41 corner of a cabinet right here. And I'm trying to avoid it with my hand a lot.

12:42 trying to avoid it with my hand a lot.

12:42 trying to avoid it with my hand a lot. Right. So that's why it's like

12:45 Right. So that's why it's like

12:45 Right. So that's why it's like some strange

12:46 some strange

12:46 some strange camera

12:48 camera

12:48 camera motions there. There's a kind of person

12:50 motions there. There's a kind of person

12:50 motions there. There's a kind of person who hates it. This is just a job and I

12:52 who hates it. This is just a job and I

12:52 who hates it. This is just a job and I don't like it and everything about the

12:53 don't like it and everything about the

12:54 don't like it and everything about the magic is ruined forever.

12:55 magic is ruined forever.

12:55 magic is ruined forever. We've known people like that for sure.

12:56 We've known people like that for sure.

12:56 We've known people like that for sure. We've known we Oh yeah, we've lived with

12:57 We've known we Oh yeah, we've lived with

12:58 We've known we Oh yeah, we've lived with people like that.

12:58 people like that.

12:58 people like that. I wasn't going to say it, but yeah, we

12:59 I wasn't going to say it, but yeah, we

12:59 I wasn't going to say it, but yeah, we have

12:59 have

12:59 have just in our hearts.

13:00 just in our hearts.

13:00 just in our hearts. Yeah.

13:01 Yeah. And then there's a type of cast member

13:02 And then there's a type of cast member

13:02 And then there's a type of cast member who goes, you know what?

13:05 who goes, you know what?

13:05 who goes, you know what? Sometimes it's really hard. The guests

13:06 Sometimes it's really hard. The guests

13:06 Sometimes it's really hard. The guests get crazy and there's children crying

13:10 get crazy and there's children crying

13:10 get crazy and there's children crying and whatever, but I mean it's okay. I

13:11 and whatever, but I mean it's okay. I

13:12 and whatever, but I mean it's okay. I like it.

13:13 like it.

13:13 like it. It's neat.

13:14 It's neat.

13:14 It's neat. And then there's that third kind.

13:15 And then there's that third kind.

13:15 And then there's that third kind. And then there's a third kind who they

13:16 And then there's a third kind who they

13:16 And then there's a third kind who they absolutely love their job. There's

13:17 absolutely love their job. There's

13:17 absolutely love their job. There's people who literally clean out urinals

13:19 people who literally clean out urinals

13:19 people who literally clean out urinals and they've been doing it for 20 years

13:20 and they've been doing it for 20 years

13:20 and they've been doing it for 20 years and they love it. They love every second

13:22 and they love it. They love every second

13:22 and they love it. They love every second of it. And I feel like that's the

13:23 of it. And I feel like that's the

13:23 of it. And I feel like that's the majority of cast members because that's

13:24 majority of cast members because that's

13:24 majority of cast members because that's who sticks around. Yeah.

13:25 who sticks around. Yeah.

13:25 who sticks around. Yeah. That's who survives summer job

13:27 That's who survives summer job

13:27 That's who survives summer job and that's who sticks around like, you

13:29 and that's who sticks around like, you

13:29 and that's who sticks around like, you know, who isn't just there for the

13:30 know, who isn't just there for the

13:30 know, who isn't just there for the benefits or whatever.

13:32 benefits or whatever.

13:32 benefits or whatever. And I feel like I don't know which one I

13:33 And I feel like I don't know which one I

13:34 And I feel like I don't know which one I would be if I had to scrub the urinals,

13:37 would be if I had to scrub the urinals,

13:37 would be if I had to scrub the urinals, right? So, the less urinals I have to

13:39 right? So, the less urinals I have to

13:39 right? So, the less urinals I have to scrub at Disneyland, and I'm not saying

13:40 scrub at Disneyland, and I'm not saying

13:40 scrub at Disneyland, and I'm not saying I've never scrubbed one.

13:42 I've never scrubbed one.

13:42 I've never scrubbed one. Who hasn't?

13:43 Who hasn't?

13:43 Who hasn't? But I'm Yeah. Well, exactly. I'm not

13:45 But I'm Yeah. Well, exactly. I'm not

13:45 But I'm Yeah. Well, exactly. I'm not saying I have, right? Though,

13:47 saying I have, right? Though,

13:48 saying I have, right? Though, I'm just saying the less urinals I have

13:49 I'm just saying the less urinals I have

13:49 I'm just saying the less urinals I have to scrub

13:50 to scrub

13:50 to scrub probably the better for me.

13:52 probably the better for me.

13:52 probably the better for me. Maybe

13:52 Maybe

13:52 Maybe because I don't want to buck my love.

13:54 because I don't want to buck my love.

13:54 because I don't want to buck my love. Don't know what you got until it's gone.

13:55 Don't know what you got until it's gone.

13:55 Don't know what you got until it's gone. The park. Now, we have one thing here.

13:56 The park. Now, we have one thing here.

13:56 The park. Now, we have one thing here. Could you hold this, please, sir? Just

13:58 Could you hold this, please, sir? Just

13:58 Could you hold this, please, sir? Just don't push any buttons, though.

13:59 don't push any buttons, though.

13:59 don't push any buttons, though. Y'all have any questions about the

14:00 Y'all have any questions about the

14:00 Y'all have any questions about the South?

14:03 South?

14:03 South? Send them to

14:04 Send them to

14:04 Send them to the internet.

14:05 the internet.

14:05 the internet. The internet. Oh, I have one more

14:07 The internet. Oh, I have one more

14:07 The internet. Oh, I have one more question about the sound.

14:08 question about the sound.

14:08 question about the sound. All right.

14:08 All right. Fog horn leg horn. Yeah. Southern.

14:11 Fog horn leg horn. Yeah. Southern.

14:11 Fog horn leg horn. Yeah. Southern. He's a cartoon. So,

14:14 He's a cartoon. So,

14:14 He's a cartoon. So, I have an ant.

14:14 I have an ant.

14:14 I have an ant. Hey, Justin and Tyler.

14:15 Hey, Justin and Tyler.

14:16 Hey, Justin and Tyler. I have an ant that sounds just like

14:16 I have an ant that sounds just like

14:16 I have an ant that sounds just like Fogghorn Lego.

14:17 Fogghorn Lego.

14:17 Fogghorn Lego. Is that true?

14:18 Is that true?

14:18 Is that true? Yeah.

14:18 Yeah. Hey, Justin and Tyler.

14:20 Hey, Justin and Tyler. This is a joke for Tyler from

14:22 This is a joke for Tyler from

14:22 This is a joke for Tyler from Sean. All right. Spelled it S C H A W N.

14:26 Sean. All right. Spelled it S C H A W N.

14:26 Sean. All right. Spelled it S C H A W N. Is this a man Sean or a woman Sean? I'm

14:29 Is this a man Sean or a woman Sean? I'm

14:29 Is this a man Sean or a woman Sean? I'm getting really confused about genders

14:31 getting really confused about genders

14:31 getting really confused about genders today.

14:31 today.

14:31 today. Yeah,

14:32 Yeah,

14:32 Yeah, I feel like I don't know anything

14:33 I feel like I don't know anything

14:33 I feel like I don't know anything anymore. Hey, Justin and Tyler. So

14:35 anymore. Hey, Justin and Tyler. So

14:35 anymore. Hey, Justin and Tyler. So Shawn, I think it says Shawn

14:38 Shawn, I think it says Shawn

14:38 Shawn, I think it says Shawn Mountain Dew.

14:40 Mountain Dew.

14:40 Mountain Dew. Okay, so two morning women walk into a

14:43 Okay, so two morning women walk into a

14:43 Okay, so two morning women walk into a mortician's office.

14:43 mortician's office.

14:44 mortician's office. Okay.

14:44 Okay. The first woman says to the mortician,

14:46 The first woman says to the mortician,

14:46 The first woman says to the mortician, "I've got my husband here in his very

14:47 "I've got my husband here in his very

14:47 "I've got my husband here in his very best blue suit." And by the way, I did

14:49 best blue suit." And by the way, I did

14:49 best blue suit." And by the way, I did not preview this joke. So if it is

14:50 not preview this joke. So if it is

14:50 not preview this joke. So if it is dirty, it is not my fault.

14:52 dirty, it is not my fault.

14:52 dirty, it is not my fault. I've also never heard it.

14:53 I've also never heard it.

14:53 I've also never heard it. Okay. You Okay. Okay. Hold on a second.

14:55 Okay. You Okay. Okay. Hold on a second.

14:56 Okay. You Okay. Okay. Hold on a second. We're going to do this because it's

14:57 We're going to do this because it's

14:57 We're going to do this because it's really hard. That's okay. And I'm not

15:00 really hard. That's okay. And I'm not

15:00 really hard. That's okay. And I'm not making that joke. Okay. The first woman

15:02 making that joke. Okay. The first woman

15:02 making that joke. Okay. The first woman says to the mortician, "I've got my

15:03 says to the mortician, "I've got my

15:03 says to the mortician, "I've got my husband here in his very best blue suit,

15:05 husband here in his very best blue suit,

15:05 husband here in his very best blue suit, but what I'd really appreciate is if you

15:07 but what I'd really appreciate is if you

15:07 but what I'd really appreciate is if you could have him in a black suit for the

15:09 could have him in a black suit for the

15:09 could have him in a black suit for the funeral.

15:10 funeral.

15:10 funeral. Here's a blank check. Use whatever you

15:12 Here's a blank check. Use whatever you

15:12 Here's a blank check. Use whatever you need. Okay,

15:13 need. Okay,

15:13 need. Okay, I just want him in a black suit." That's

15:15 I just want him in a black suit." That's

15:15 I just want him in a black suit." That's the first woman in the mortician.

15:16 the first woman in the mortician.

15:16 the first woman in the mortician. The mortician agrees,

15:18 The mortician agrees,

15:18 The mortician agrees, right?

15:18 right?

15:18 right? Why wouldn't he? She gave him a blank

15:20 Why wouldn't he? She gave him a blank

15:20 Why wouldn't he? She gave him a blank check and thanks the woman. And the

15:21 check and thanks the woman. And the

15:22 check and thanks the woman. And the first woman leaves. Come on.

15:23 first woman leaves. Come on.

15:23 first woman leaves. Come on. Good.

15:24 Good.

15:24 Good. Now, the second woman comes in and says,

15:25 Now, the second woman comes in and says,

15:25 Now, the second woman comes in and says, "Why she got to be a woman?" Okay.

15:27 "Why she got to be a woman?" Okay.

15:27 "Why she got to be a woman?" Okay. Second woman comes in and says, "I know

15:28 Second woman comes in and says, "I know

15:28 Second woman comes in and says, "I know I brought my husband wearing a black

15:29 I brought my husband wearing a black

15:29 I brought my husband wearing a black suit, but I've always really loved him

15:32 suit, but I've always really loved him

15:32 suit, but I've always really loved him in blue."

15:33 in blue."

15:33 in blue." Oh,

15:35 Oh, thickens. Okay, I like where this is

15:37 thickens. Okay, I like where this is

15:37 thickens. Okay, I like where this is headed. Is there any way you can have

15:38 headed. Is there any way you can have

15:38 headed. Is there any way you can have him in a blue suit for his funeral?

15:42 him in a blue suit for his funeral?

15:42 him in a blue suit for his funeral? Okay. The mortician assures her that is

15:44 Okay. The mortician assures her that is

15:44 Okay. The mortician assures her that is not a problem. And the second woman

15:46 not a problem. And the second woman

15:46 not a problem. And the second woman thanks her and leaves. Oh, it's a lady

15:48 thanks her and leaves. Oh, it's a lady

15:48 thanks her and leaves. Oh, it's a lady mortician. I like that.

15:49 mortician. I like that.

15:50 mortician. I like that. Yeah, that's good. Really? Women can do

15:51 Yeah, that's good. Really? Women can do

15:51 Yeah, that's good. Really? Women can do stuff.

15:51 stuff.

15:51 stuff. Yeah. A few days later, the mortician

15:53 Yeah. A few days later, the mortician

15:53 Yeah. A few days later, the mortician shows up at the first man's funeral, and

15:55 shows up at the first man's funeral, and

15:55 shows up at the first man's funeral, and his widow walks up and says, "Thank you

15:57 his widow walks up and says, "Thank you

15:57 his widow walks up and says, "Thank you so much for doing this. My husband looks

15:58 so much for doing this. My husband looks

15:58 so much for doing this. My husband looks wonderful in the black suit you found

15:59 wonderful in the black suit you found

15:59 wonderful in the black suit you found for him." The mortician replies, "Of

16:01 for him." The mortician replies, "Of

16:01 for him." The mortician replies, "Of course, I was happy to do it. And here's

16:02 course, I was happy to do it. And here's

16:02 course, I was happy to do it. And here's your check back." "No, I really

16:04 your check back." "No, I really

16:04 your check back." "No, I really appreciate it, and I want to pay you.

16:05 appreciate it, and I want to pay you.

16:05 appreciate it, and I want to pay you. Just take whatever you need." Oh, no,

16:07 Just take whatever you need." Oh, no,

16:07 Just take whatever you need." Oh, no, really. It didn't cost me anything. You

16:09 really. It didn't cost me anything. You

16:09 really. It didn't cost me anything. You see, right after you came in, a woman

16:10 see, right after you came in, a woman

16:10 see, right after you came in, a woman showed up with her husband in a black

16:12 showed up with her husband in a black

16:12 showed up with her husband in a black suit, and she wanted him wearing blue.

16:14 suit, and she wanted him wearing blue.

16:14 suit, and she wanted him wearing blue. So, in the end, all I had to do was

16:17 So, in the end, all I had to do was

16:17 So, in the end, all I had to do was switch heads.

16:26 And then, no, that's not the funny part.

16:26 And then, no, that's not the funny part. It's not a joke. That's just unpleasant.

16:28 It's not a joke. That's just unpleasant.

16:28 It's not a joke. That's just unpleasant. That's not the funny part. And then in

16:29 That's not the funny part. And then in

16:30 That's not the funny part. And then in parenthesis, Sean has written maybe not

16:32 parenthesis, Sean has written maybe not

16:32 parenthesis, Sean has written maybe not vlog appropriate, but kind of funny,

16:35 vlog appropriate, but kind of funny,

16:35 vlog appropriate, but kind of funny, yeah,

16:37 yeah,

16:37 yeah, which is kind of I think the better

16:39 which is kind of I think the better

16:39 which is kind of I think the better punch.

16:40 punch.

16:40 punch. Is there another joke or

16:42 Is there another joke or

16:42 Is there another joke or No, that's good. Okay, there's another

16:43 No, that's good. Okay, there's another

16:43 No, that's good. Okay, there's another joke. Or

16:46 joke. Or

16:46 joke. Or why can't you tell a joke to a

16:47 why can't you tell a joke to a

16:47 why can't you tell a joke to a kleptomaniac? I'm into this one more

16:50 kleptomaniac? I'm into this one more

16:50 kleptomaniac? I'm into this one more because they'll take it literally.

16:54 because they'll take it literally.

16:54 because they'll take it literally. Cuz they'll take it literally.

16:56 Cuz they'll take it literally.

16:56 Cuz they'll take it literally. They're gonna take

16:57 They're gonna take

16:57 They're gonna take You can't tell a joke to a kleptomaniac

16:58 You can't tell a joke to a kleptomaniac

16:58 You can't tell a joke to a kleptomaniac cuz they'll take it literally.

16:59 cuz they'll take it literally.

16:59 cuz they'll take it literally. I understand what a kletomaniac is

17:01 I understand what a kletomaniac is

17:01 I understand what a kletomaniac is cuz they steal.

17:02 cuz they steal.

17:02 cuz they steal. You can't steal like words.

17:05 You can't steal like words.

17:05 You can't steal like words. Yes, you can. You're a writer. People

17:06 Yes, you can. You're a writer. People

17:06 Yes, you can. You're a writer. People can steal your words. They can

17:07 can steal your words. They can

17:07 can steal your words. They can plagiarize you,

17:09 plagiarize you,

17:09 plagiarize you, right?

17:10 right? Got a lot of wax in my ears today.

17:11 Got a lot of wax in my ears today.

17:11 Got a lot of wax in my ears today. Probably.

17:12 Probably.

17:12 Probably. So far, the joke about work trail a long

17:14 So far, the joke about work trail a long

17:14 So far, the joke about work trail a long time ago was the clear.

17:15 time ago was the clear.

17:15 time ago was the clear. Oh, dary. That was a great joke. Okay.

17:17 Oh, dary. That was a great joke. Okay.

17:17 Oh, dary. That was a great joke. Okay. Oh, and some Mountain Dew/ gas money for

17:19 Oh, and some Mountain Dew/ gas money for

17:19 Oh, and some Mountain Dew/ gas money for you both.

17:20 you both.

17:20 you both. What?

17:21 What?

17:21 What? I feel like you should have this.

17:22 I feel like you should have this.

17:22 I feel like you should have this. Really? It's $10.

17:24 Really? It's $10.

17:24 Really? It's $10. I feel like

17:27 I feel like

17:27 I feel like I did just drive here.

17:28 I did just drive here.

17:28 I did just drive here. I feel like you need that $10.

17:29 I feel like you need that $10.

17:29 I feel like you need that $10. I kind of do.

17:30 I kind of do.

17:30 I kind of do. I feel like I really need $10 cuz I

17:32 I feel like I really need $10 cuz I

17:32 I feel like I really need $10 cuz I don't have much in my bank account.

17:33 don't have much in my bank account.

17:33 don't have much in my bank account. I have some,

17:34 I have some,

17:34 I have some, but I feel like this time this is your

17:37 but I feel like this time this is your

17:37 but I feel like this time this is your $10, Tyler.

17:38 $10, Tyler.

17:38 $10, Tyler. Oh, wow.

17:38 Oh, wow.

17:38 Oh, wow. I feel like you've done

17:40 I feel like you've done

17:40 I feel like you've done taking me out to fancy

17:42 taking me out to fancy

17:42 taking me out to fancy $10 worth of your Well, welcome back

17:43 $10 worth of your Well, welcome back

17:43 $10 worth of your Well, welcome back from Georgia.

17:44 from Georgia.

17:44 from Georgia. It's good to be back.

17:44 It's good to be back.

17:44 It's good to be back. I heard it's a nice place. Is it as nice

17:46 I heard it's a nice place. Is it as nice

17:46 I heard it's a nice place. Is it as nice as California?

17:47 as California?

17:47 as California? Uh, it's different. It's very

17:48 Uh, it's different. It's very

17:48 Uh, it's different. It's very Is it everything you dreamed that it

17:50 Is it everything you dreamed that it

17:50 Is it everything you dreamed that it used to be?

17:51 used to be?

17:51 used to be? Yes. And more

17:52 Yes. And more

17:52 Yes. And more question answer.

17:54 question answer.

17:54 question answer. If you could live now, Georgia is very

17:56 If you could live now, Georgia is very

17:56 If you could live now, Georgia is very proud of its southern heritage.

17:58 proud of its southern heritage.

17:58 proud of its southern heritage. It is.

17:58 It is.

17:58 It is. That's the kind of place where people

17:59 That's the kind of place where people

17:59 That's the kind of place where people love to fly the Confederate flag. And we

18:02 love to fly the Confederate flag. And we

18:02 love to fly the Confederate flag. And we won't get into the

18:02 won't get into the

18:02 won't get into the don't want to start a thing.

18:03 don't want to start a thing.

18:03 don't want to start a thing. We don't want to start a thing about

18:05 We don't want to start a thing about

18:05 We don't want to start a thing about whether that's good or not. We're not

18:06 whether that's good or not. We're not

18:06 whether that's good or not. We're not saying you say it's good or not. You're

18:07 saying you say it's good or not. You're

18:07 saying you say it's good or not. You're a very liberal, modern, not you know

18:10 a very liberal, modern, not you know

18:10 a very liberal, modern, not you know what I mean? Just a modern fella. I've

18:12 what I mean? Just a modern fella. I've

18:12 what I mean? Just a modern fella. I've never seen you shoot anybody or

18:14 never seen you shoot anybody or

18:14 never seen you shoot anybody or I don't want to I don't want to put

18:16 I don't want to I don't want to put

18:16 I don't want to I don't want to put political.

18:16 political.

18:16 political. No, not be political, but I'm saying

18:18 No, not be political, but I'm saying

18:18 No, not be political, but I'm saying you're just a very like you're a very

18:19 you're just a very like you're a very

18:19 you're just a very like you're a very like

18:20 like open-minded.

18:21 open-minded.

18:21 open-minded. I'm very open-minded.

18:23 I'm very open-minded.

18:23 I'm very open-minded. You're No, you're not a stereotype of

18:24 You're No, you're not a stereotype of

18:24 You're No, you're not a stereotype of any kind. Exactly. That's what I was

18:26 any kind. Exactly. That's what I was

18:26 any kind. Exactly. That's what I was aiming for. Finally workshopped it. I

18:28 aiming for. Finally workshopped it. I

18:28 aiming for. Finally workshopped it. I mean, I got there eventually. You're

18:30 mean, I got there eventually. You're

18:30 mean, I got there eventually. You're neither conservative nor liberal.

18:31 neither conservative nor liberal.

18:31 neither conservative nor liberal. I am neither.

18:32 I am neither.

18:32 I am neither. Or black or white.

18:34 Or black or white.

18:34 Or black or white. That's shades of true

18:36 That's shades of true

18:36 That's shades of true shades of red.

18:38 shades of red.

18:38 shades of red. Mhm.

18:39 Mhm. And um

18:39 And um

18:39 And um and method, man. and you have one

18:41 and method, man. and you have one

18:42 and method, man. and you have one kidney. So, you're breaking all the

18:43 kidney. So, you're breaking all the

18:43 kidney. So, you're breaking all the stereotypes.

18:44 stereotypes.

18:44 stereotypes. I'm trying.

18:44 I'm trying.

18:44 I'm trying. You're a man who loves everybody.

18:46 You're a man who loves everybody.

18:46 You're a man who loves everybody. Yep.

18:47 Yep. So, let's just get that straight.

18:50 So, let's just get that straight.

18:50 So, let's just get that straight. But I was gonna what I was going to ask

18:51 But I was gonna what I was going to ask

18:51 But I was gonna what I was going to ask you is the people in the South are very

18:53 you is the people in the South are very

18:53 you is the people in the South are very proud of their history.

18:54 proud of their history.

18:54 proud of their history. That's true.

18:54 That's true. Whether or not all the other stuff

18:56 Whether or not all the other stuff

18:56 Whether or not all the other stuff that's inflammatory is in play. They're

18:58 that's inflammatory is in play. They're

18:58 that's inflammatory is in play. They're very proud of the history. The South was

19:00 very proud of the history. The South was

19:00 very proud of the history. The South was destroyed and the South will rise again.

19:02 destroyed and the South will rise again.

19:02 destroyed and the South will rise again. You're very much into that part of it.

19:03 You're very much into that part of it.

19:03 You're very much into that part of it. The Civil War history is like

19:05 The Civil War history is like

19:05 The Civil War history is like life or death five seconds ago history

19:07 life or death five seconds ago history

19:07 life or death five seconds ago history to a lot of people in the South.

19:08 to a lot of people in the South.

19:08 to a lot of people in the South. That is absolutely a fact. So, I want to

19:10 That is absolutely a fact. So, I want to

19:10 That is absolutely a fact. So, I want to ask you a question. If you had the

19:11 ask you a question. If you had the

19:11 ask you a question. If you had the choice, if you had to move back to the

19:12 choice, if you had to move back to the

19:12 choice, if you had to move back to the south right now, if you had to pack your

19:14 south right now, if you had to pack your

19:14 south right now, if you had to pack your bags and you were leaving

19:17 bags and you were leaving

19:17 bags and you were leaving on a jet plane,

19:18 on a jet plane,

19:18 on a jet plane, listen to that at the airport.

19:19 listen to that at the airport.

19:19 listen to that at the airport. Sorry folks, it was definitely John

19:20 Sorry folks, it was definitely John

19:20 Sorry folks, it was definitely John Denver who wrote that song.

19:22 Denver who wrote that song.

19:22 Denver who wrote that song. Of course it was.

19:23 Of course it was.

19:23 Of course it was. Someone said it was somebody else.

19:24 Someone said it was somebody else.

19:24 Someone said it was somebody else. I saw it. They were wrong.

19:28 I saw it. They were wrong.

19:28 I saw it. They were wrong. I think they were right about who

19:29 I think they were right about who

19:29 I think they were right about who covered it. Yeah, but it was a cover.

19:30 covered it. Yeah, but it was a cover.

19:30 covered it. Yeah, but it was a cover. And also, you know who else covered it?

19:32 And also, you know who else covered it?

19:32 And also, you know who else covered it? Bork.

19:33 Bork.

19:33 Bork. And it's actually beautiful.

19:34 And it's actually beautiful.

19:34 And it's actually beautiful. I bet it is.

19:35 I bet it is.

19:35 I bet it is. It's like

19:35 It's like

19:36 It's like I didn't expect to find it hauntingly

19:37 I didn't expect to find it hauntingly

19:37 I didn't expect to find it hauntingly beautiful, but I did. Okay. So, you have

19:39 beautiful, but I did. Okay. So, you have

19:39 beautiful, but I did. Okay. So, you have to move back to Georgia.

19:40 to move back to Georgia.

19:40 to move back to Georgia. Yeah.

19:41 Yeah. I'm sorry, but we don't want you here

19:42 I'm sorry, but we don't want you here

19:42 I'm sorry, but we don't want you here and you've got to go back. But now,

19:44 and you've got to go back. But now,

19:44 and you've got to go back. But now, here's the interesting part. The guy

19:46 here's the interesting part. The guy

19:46 here's the interesting part. The guy that picks you up to take you to the

19:47 that picks you up to take you to the

19:47 that picks you up to take you to the airport is Dr. EMTT Brown.

19:49 airport is Dr. EMTT Brown.

19:49 airport is Dr. EMTT Brown. Oh, yeah.

19:50 Oh, yeah.

19:50 Oh, yeah. And he says,

19:51 And he says,

19:52 And he says, you can either move back to Georgia now,

19:54 you can either move back to Georgia now,

19:54 you can either move back to Georgia now, like with your dad and stuff and live in

19:56 like with your dad and stuff and live in

19:56 like with your dad and stuff and live in the basement probably. Okay.

19:57 the basement probably. Okay.

19:57 the basement probably. Okay. And go work at a glue factory maybe.

19:59 And go work at a glue factory maybe.

19:59 And go work at a glue factory maybe. Okay.

19:59 Okay. Maybe a pulled pork place or something.

20:00 Maybe a pulled pork place or something.

20:00 Maybe a pulled pork place or something. Okay.

20:01 Okay. Um or right,

20:02 Um or right,

20:02 Um or right, he'll take you back to let's see, how

20:05 he'll take you back to let's see, how

20:05 he'll take you back to let's see, how old are you? How old are you likely to

20:07 old are you? How old are you likely to

20:07 old are you? How old are you likely to live? How many more years are you going

20:08 live? How many more years are you going

20:08 live? How many more years are you going to be alive? Like 50. Let's say

20:09 to be alive? Like 50. Let's say

20:09 to be alive? Like 50. Let's say three. Four.

20:10 three. Four.

20:10 three. Four. Let's just let's just say 50.

20:12 Let's just let's just say 50.

20:12 Let's just let's just say 50. Okay.

20:12 Okay. So 50 years before the Civil War. So

20:15 So 50 years before the Civil War. So

20:15 So 50 years before the Civil War. So he's going to take you back to 1810

20:17 he's going to take you back to 1810

20:17 he's going to take you back to 1810 in the Old South. And you get to live in

20:19 in the Old South. And you get to live in

20:19 in the Old South. And you get to live in the Old South. No, 1820, let's say.

20:22 the Old South. No, 1820, let's say.

20:22 the Old South. No, 1820, let's say. Okay.

20:22 Okay. You're going to live all the way up and

20:23 You're going to live all the way up and

20:23 You're going to live all the way up and die right when the South succeeds. So

20:25 die right when the South succeeds. So

20:26 die right when the South succeeds. So you'll be at the pride of it, but not at

20:27 you'll be at the pride of it, but not at

20:27 you'll be at the pride of it, but not at the destruction. But you can live in the

20:29 the destruction. But you can live in the

20:29 the destruction. But you can live in the old pre-war south or you can go to the

20:32 old pre-war south or you can go to the

20:32 old pre-war south or you can go to the south now and live. It'd be now

20:37 south now and live. It'd be now

20:37 south now and live. It'd be now because your dad didn't have a basement

20:38 because your dad didn't have a basement

20:38 because your dad didn't have a basement in 1820.

20:39 in 1820.

20:39 in 1820. Yeah. And there's a lot of other

20:40 Yeah. And there's a lot of other

20:40 Yeah. And there's a lot of other reasons, but now is definitely the time

20:42 reasons, but now is definitely the time

20:42 reasons, but now is definitely the time I would.

20:42 I would.

20:42 I would. Well, penicellin probably too.

20:44 Well, penicellin probably too.

20:44 Well, penicellin probably too. Penicellin's a big part of it. I

20:45 Penicellin's a big part of it. I

20:45 Penicellin's a big part of it. I couldn't have my kidney meds either.

20:46 couldn't have my kidney meds either.

20:46 couldn't have my kidney meds either. Now that I think about it, the question

20:47 Now that I think about it, the question

20:47 Now that I think about it, the question is really kind of silly.

20:49 is really kind of silly.

20:49 is really kind of silly. Yeah, just now.

20:49 Yeah, just now.

20:50 Yeah, just now. But if you could visit, which one?

20:52 But if you could visit, which one?

20:52 But if you could visit, which one? I'd go now.

20:55 I'd go now.

20:55 I'd go now. So

20:57 So

20:57 So So what what would it take to get you

21:00 So what what would it take to get you

21:00 So what what would it take to get you into the antibbellum south, though?

21:02 into the antibbellum south, though?

21:02 into the antibbellum south, though? Well, if I was guaranteed to stay with

21:05 Well, if I was guaranteed to stay with

21:05 Well, if I was guaranteed to stay with my uh great greatgrandparents

21:09 my uh great greatgrandparents

21:09 my uh great greatgrandparents and somehow they could know who you were

21:10 and somehow they could know who you were

21:10 and somehow they could know who you were so it wasn't weird or

21:11 so it wasn't weird or

21:11 so it wasn't weird or William and Nancy Evans if I could stay

21:13 William and Nancy Evans if I could stay

21:13 William and Nancy Evans if I could stay on their farm. Um and like it was all

21:16 on their farm. Um and like it was all

21:16 on their farm. Um and like it was all cool and I didn't have to fight any

21:18 cool and I didn't have to fight any

21:18 cool and I didn't have to fight any battles. That would be dope. I'd be into

21:20 battles. That would be dope. I'd be into

21:20 battles. That would be dope. I'd be into that. I'd have to have meds with me too.

21:22 that. I'd have to have meds with me too.

21:22 that. I'd have to have meds with me too. I didn't think about that because you

21:24 I didn't think about that because you

21:24 I didn't think about that because you have the kidney and the rejection of

21:25 have the kidney and the rejection of

21:25 have the kidney and the rejection of your body. You would need modern

21:27 your body. You would need modern

21:27 your body. You would need modern medication. But let's say you had a kit

21:29 medication. But let's say you had a kit

21:29 medication. But let's say you had a kit of some sort of time travel proof kit.

21:31 of some sort of time travel proof kit.

21:31 of some sort of time travel proof kit. Yeah. I would have to go over to where

21:33 Yeah. I would have to go over to where

21:33 Yeah. I would have to go over to where they lived over the mountain in

21:36 they lived over the mountain in

21:36 they lived over the mountain in um and I would have to stay with them.

21:38 um and I would have to stay with them.

21:38 um and I would have to stay with them. Speaking of which, if you're a

21:39 Speaking of which, if you're a

21:39 Speaking of which, if you're a nefologist,

21:41 nefologist,

21:41 nefologist, right? Is that what that's called?

21:42 right? Is that what that's called?

21:42 right? Is that what that's called? Yeah, it is.

21:43 Yeah, it is.

21:43 Yeah, it is. And you live in Southern California,

21:44 And you live in Southern California,

21:44 And you live in Southern California, you want to hang out with Tyler

21:46 you want to hang out with Tyler

21:46 you want to hang out with Tyler and fix his kidney into a human

21:50 and fix his kidney into a human

21:50 and fix his kidney into a human superhuman monkey kidney.

21:51 superhuman monkey kidney.

21:51 superhuman monkey kidney. Take me on a patient.

21:52 Take me on a patient.

21:52 Take me on a patient. That'd be awesome.

21:53 That'd be awesome.

21:53 That'd be awesome. That's good. I got good numbers. Create

21:54 That's good. I got good numbers. Create

21:54 That's good. I got good numbers. Create another. Also, if you're a dentist or a

21:55 another. Also, if you're a dentist or a

21:55 another. Also, if you're a dentist or a lawyer or anything else fancy and you

21:57 lawyer or anything else fancy and you

21:57 lawyer or anything else fancy and you just want to hang out with us so that we

21:58 just want to hang out with us so that we

21:58 just want to hang out with us so that we can brag to our moms

22:00 can brag to our moms

22:00 can brag to our moms that we have dentist and lawyer friends,

22:02 that we have dentist and lawyer friends,

22:02 that we have dentist and lawyer friends, we're into that sort of thing.

22:04 we're into that sort of thing.

22:04 we're into that sort of thing. We're very shallow.

22:05 We're very shallow.

22:05 We're very shallow. If you have if you haven't noticed,

22:08 If you have if you haven't noticed,

22:08 If you have if you haven't noticed, we've got Hawaiian shirts now, so

22:09 we've got Hawaiian shirts now, so

22:09 we've got Hawaiian shirts now, so clearly we're very relaxed.

22:10 clearly we're very relaxed.

22:10 clearly we're very relaxed. Things are going well.

22:11 Things are going well.

22:11 Things are going well. Yeah, things are going well.

22:13 Yeah, things are going well.

22:13 Yeah, things are going well. It's true that we only have a little bit

22:14 It's true that we only have a little bit

22:14 It's true that we only have a little bit of tiki space, so we have to sit very

22:18 of tiki space, so we have to sit very

22:18 of tiki space, so we have to sit very very closely together.

22:20 very closely together.

22:20 very closely together. And um my bank account has

22:25 And um my bank account has

22:25 And um my bank account has I don't want to brag. My savings account

22:27 I don't want to brag. My savings account

22:27 I don't want to brag. My savings account has over $100 in it,

22:29 has over $100 in it,

22:29 has over $100 in it, but my regular bank account has I think

22:31 but my regular bank account has I think

22:31 but my regular bank account has I think like 80 bucks in it.

22:32 like 80 bucks in it.

22:32 like 80 bucks in it. I was I was wondering why you were

22:33 I was I was wondering why you were

22:33 I was I was wondering why you were throwing around these tens.

22:34 throwing around these tens.

22:34 throwing around these tens. Well, friends are going pretty

22:37 Well, friends are going pretty

22:37 Well, friends are going pretty friendship.

22:38 friendship.

22:38 friendship. Um you though on the other hand have a

22:40 Um you though on the other hand have a

22:40 Um you though on the other hand have a job. I guess

22:41 job. I guess

22:41 job. I guess I do. I have a job.

22:42 I do. I have a job.

22:42 I do. I have a job. But you don't have any health insurance.

22:44 But you don't have any health insurance.

22:44 But you don't have any health insurance. Not

22:44 Not

22:44 Not yet.

22:46 yet.

22:46 yet. So anyway, the thing is we just want to

22:48 So anyway, the thing is we just want to

22:48 So anyway, the thing is we just want to impress our moms.

22:49 impress our moms.

22:49 impress our moms. Yeah. We're going to take him out to

22:51 Yeah. We're going to take him out to

22:51 Yeah. We're going to take him out to dinner and invite you

22:53 dinner and invite you

22:54 dinner and invite you and be like, "We got this friend. He's a

22:55 and be like, "We got this friend. He's a

22:55 and be like, "We got this friend. He's a lawyer and uh he's

22:56 lawyer and uh he's

22:56 lawyer and uh he's pretty cool.

22:57 pretty cool.

22:57 pretty cool. He's cool." Oh, she's cool.

23:00 He's cool." Oh, she's cool.

23:00 He's cool." Oh, she's cool. She

23:00 She

23:00 She could be she.

23:02 could be she.

23:02 could be she. Mhm.

23:04 Mhm. Shame on you.

23:05 Shame on you.

23:05 Shame on you. Yeah. Right.

23:06 Yeah. Right.

23:06 Yeah. Right. It's a she.

23:06 It's a she.

23:06 It's a she. I'm shaming myself.

23:07 I'm shaming myself.

23:07 I'm shaming myself. It was a she the whole time.

23:08 It was a she the whole time.

23:08 It was a she the whole time. It was a she the whole time. You never

23:10 It was a she the whole time. You never

23:10 It was a she the whole time. You never saw it coming.

23:11 saw it coming.

23:11 saw it coming. Yep.

23:11 Yep. So, what's wrong with you?

23:13 So, what's wrong with you?

23:13 So, what's wrong with you? It's an Australian woman. The forgotten.

23:17 It's an Australian woman. The forgotten.

23:17 It's an Australian woman. The forgotten. So,

23:17 So,

23:17 So, just like the end of um Dirty Rotten

23:19 just like the end of um Dirty Rotten

23:19 just like the end of um Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, kind of

23:20 Scoundrels, kind of

23:20 Scoundrels, kind of spoilers for Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

23:23 spoilers for Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

23:23 spoilers for Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Mhm.

23:24 Mhm. This has definitely been the most tiki

23:26 This has definitely been the most tiki

23:26 This has definitely been the most tiki vlog we've ever done.

23:27 vlog we've ever done.

23:27 vlog we've ever done. Tiki,

23:28 Tiki,

23:28 Tiki, I really appreciate you coming by.

23:30 I really appreciate you coming by.

23:30 I really appreciate you coming by. Well, it's what I do

23:30 Well, it's what I do

23:30 Well, it's what I do to my room.

23:31 to my room.

23:31 to my room. Yep.

23:32 Yep. Dirty or else I They have never seen the

23:35 Dirty or else I They have never seen the

23:35 Dirty or else I They have never seen the other side of the room. Maybe on

23:36 other side of the room. Maybe on

23:36 other side of the room. Maybe on Snapchat.

23:36 Snapchat.

23:36 Snapchat. They shouldn't.

23:38 They shouldn't.

23:38 They shouldn't. I've seen it.

23:39 I've seen it.

23:39 I've seen it. Well, it's it's clean.

23:40 Well, it's it's clean.

23:40 Well, it's it's clean. Don't show them.

23:41 Don't show them.

23:41 Don't show them. No,

23:41 No,

23:41 No, they got to earn it.

23:43 they got to earn it.

23:43 they got to earn it. Yeah.

23:44 Yeah. You buy us dinner first, then come in

23:46 You buy us dinner first, then come in

23:46 You buy us dinner first, then come in the room. Yeah,

23:47 the room. Yeah,

23:47 the room. Yeah, let's see.

23:48 let's see.

23:48 let's see. Well, I don't know if I want him to come

23:49 Well, I don't know if I want him to come

23:49 Well, I don't know if I want him to come to the room.

23:50 to the room.

23:50 to the room. Well, if they buy us dinner, it's kind

23:52 Well, if they buy us dinner, it's kind

23:52 Well, if they buy us dinner, it's kind of after three dinners.

23:54 of after three dinners.

23:54 of after three dinners. No,

23:54 No, I get to at least invite we got to

23:56 I get to at least invite we got to

23:56 I get to at least invite we got to invite him in for coffee.

23:57 invite him in for coffee.

23:57 invite him in for coffee. Oh, no.

23:58 Oh, no.

23:58 Oh, no. See where it goes.

23:58 See where it goes.

23:58 See where it goes. We'll invite him to your house for

23:59 We'll invite him to your house for

24:00 We'll invite him to your house for coffee.

24:00 coffee.

24:00 coffee. Well, I got roommates.

24:02 Well, I got roommates.

24:02 Well, I got roommates. Me, too.

24:03 Me, too.

24:03 Me, too. Okay.

24:04 Okay. This puffer fish. Tyler, it's good to

24:06 This puffer fish. Tyler, it's good to

24:06 This puffer fish. Tyler, it's good to have you back.

24:07 have you back.

24:07 have you back. Always. on the state of gold where the

24:10 Always. on the state of gold where the

24:10 Always. on the state of gold where the sun never sets on our California empire

24:12 sun never sets on our California empire

24:12 sun never sets on our California empire that will soon dominate the south and

24:14 that will soon dominate the south and

24:14 that will soon dominate the south and everywhere else in the world

24:16 everywhere else in the world

24:16 everywhere else in the world with its culture.

24:19 with its culture.

24:20 with its culture. That's what California is called, right?

24:21 That's what California is called, right?

24:21 That's what California is called, right? It's a California Emperor Norton the

24:23 It's a California Emperor Norton the

24:23 It's a California Emperor Norton the first. Live long and prosper. I'm just

24:25 first. Live long and prosper. I'm just

24:25 first. Live long and prosper. I'm just making things up. California is cool

24:26 making things up. California is cool

24:26 making things up. California is cool though, I guess.

24:26 though, I guess.

24:26 though, I guess. What was the king of California's name?

24:28 What was the king of California's name?

24:28 What was the king of California's name? The king of California. He was an

24:30 The king of California. He was an

24:30 The king of California. He was an emperor.

24:31 emperor.

24:31 emperor. Oh, he was emperor.

24:31 Oh, he was emperor.

24:31 Oh, he was emperor. He was Emperor Norton.

24:33 He was Emperor Norton.

24:33 He was Emperor Norton. Oh, is that true?

24:33 Oh, is that true?

24:34 Oh, is that true? That's true.

24:34 That's true. There's some guy called himself king of

24:35 There's some guy called himself king of

24:35 There's some guy called himself king of California.

24:36 California.

24:36 California. No. Okay.

24:37 No. Okay.

24:37 No. Okay. I don't know who calls him now. You

24:39 I don't know who calls him now. You

24:39 I don't know who calls him now. You mean?

24:39 mean?

24:39 mean? No. Back in the day.

24:40 No. Back in the day.

24:40 No. Back in the day. Probably Kanye West probably calls

24:41 Probably Kanye West probably calls

24:41 Probably Kanye West probably calls himself that. You know, he probably

24:42 himself that. You know, he probably

24:42 himself that. You know, he probably does,

24:43 does,

24:43 does, but I would imagine he probably does.

24:44 but I would imagine he probably does.

24:44 but I would imagine he probably does. He probably It sounds like a thing Kanye

24:46 He probably It sounds like a thing Kanye

24:46 He probably It sounds like a thing Kanye would say on the internet.

24:47 would say on the internet.

24:47 would say on the internet. Listen, I'm not a fan, but like Kanye,

24:49 Listen, I'm not a fan, but like Kanye,

24:49 Listen, I'm not a fan, but like Kanye, if you want to go to dinner with our

24:51 if you want to go to dinner with our

24:51 if you want to go to dinner with our moms.

24:51 moms.

24:51 moms. Yeah. Like if Kanye wants to come to

24:52 Yeah. Like if Kanye wants to come to

24:52 Yeah. Like if Kanye wants to come to dinner with mom, I don't know.

24:54 dinner with mom, I don't know.

24:54 dinner with mom, I don't know. Well,

24:55 Well,

24:55 Well, Kanye could come to dinner with dad.

24:57 Kanye could come to dinner with dad.

24:57 Kanye could come to dinner with dad. Yeah. You never know. He might be

24:58 Yeah. You never know. He might be

24:58 Yeah. You never know. He might be charmed.

24:59 charmed.

24:59 charmed. That's true.

25:00 That's true. But if he uses the B- word around my

25:02 But if he uses the B- word around my

25:02 But if he uses the B- word around my mom, we're going to have a problem

25:03 mom, we're going to have a problem

25:03 mom, we're going to have a problem because she's allergic to

25:04 because she's allergic to

25:04 because she's allergic to a father now. That's true.

25:06 a father now. That's true.

25:06 a father now. That's true. He's got that daughter Blue or Ivy or

25:08 He's got that daughter Blue or Ivy or

25:08 He's got that daughter Blue or Ivy or whatever.

25:08 whatever.

25:08 whatever. People just give him a bad rap.

25:12 People just give him a bad rap.

25:12 People just give him a bad rap. Now we're just hanging out.

25:13 Now we're just hanging out.

25:13 Now we're just hanging out. Yeah, this is good times.

25:14 Yeah, this is good times.

25:14 Yeah, this is good times. Okay, go out live. You can get one of

25:16 Okay, go out live. You can get one of

25:16 Okay, go out live. You can get one of these sweet shirts. Show off the shirt.

25:18 these sweet shirts. Show off the shirt.

25:18 these sweet shirts. Show off the shirt. Yeah.

25:19 Yeah. Swimming with Sam Clemens. Get it? Cuz

25:21 Swimming with Sam Clemens. Get it? Cuz

25:21 Swimming with Sam Clemens. Get it? Cuz you remember that random land.

25:22 you remember that random land.

25:22 you remember that random land. I do.

25:23 I do.

25:23 I do. Where we talked about how Sam Clemens

25:24 Where we talked about how Sam Clemens

25:24 Where we talked about how Sam Clemens aka Mark Twain grew up in Hannibal,

25:26 aka Mark Twain grew up in Hannibal,

25:26 aka Mark Twain grew up in Hannibal, Missouri.

25:27 Missouri.

25:27 Missouri. We went inside his boyhood home and

25:29 We went inside his boyhood home and

25:29 We went inside his boyhood home and museum.

25:30 museum.

25:30 museum. Also, today you got a Missoot shirt. I

25:32 Also, today you got a Missoot shirt. I

25:32 Also, today you got a Missoot shirt. I delivered that to you in brown.

25:34 delivered that to you in brown.

25:34 delivered that to you in brown. Mhm. your favorite color.

25:35 Mhm. your favorite color.

25:35 Mhm. your favorite color. It's not the color I wanted, but I'll

25:36 It's not the color I wanted, but I'll

25:36 It's not the color I wanted, but I'll live with it.

25:37 live with it.

25:37 live with it. But it was free. I bought you a missile

25:38 But it was free. I bought you a missile

25:38 But it was free. I bought you a missile footsh shirt and I gave you that $10

25:40 footsh shirt and I gave you that $10

25:40 footsh shirt and I gave you that $10 that I worked really hard for. And by

25:42 that I worked really hard for. And by

25:42 that I worked really hard for. And by work hard for, I mean I opened an

25:43 work hard for, I mean I opened an

25:43 work hard for, I mean I opened an envelope. Sean sent that to you, so you

25:45 envelope. Sean sent that to you, so you

25:45 envelope. Sean sent that to you, so you should probably say thank you.

25:46 should probably say thank you.

25:46 should probably say thank you. Thank you, Sean.

25:47 Thank you, Sean.

25:47 Thank you, Sean. And also for the joke that you didn't

25:49 And also for the joke that you didn't

25:49 And also for the joke that you didn't laugh at, you jerk.

25:51 laugh at, you jerk.

25:51 laugh at, you jerk. Try harder next time, Sean.

25:54 Try harder next time, Sean.

25:54 Try harder next time, Sean. No apologies. Send more jokes to tie

25:56 No apologies. Send more jokes to tie

25:56 No apologies. Send more jokes to tie 5753G Santa Ana Canyon Road, Anaheim.

25:59 5753G Santa Ana Canyon Road, Anaheim.

25:59 5753G Santa Ana Canyon Road, Anaheim. Y bad only one joke has made me laugh.

26:01 Y bad only one joke has made me laugh.

26:01 Y bad only one joke has made me laugh. Box number 247,

26:02 Box number 247,

26:02 Box number 247, zip code 9287. That'll be on the

26:04 zip code 9287. That'll be on the

26:04 zip code 9287. That'll be on the internet somewhere else also. And we

26:06 internet somewhere else also. And we

26:06 internet somewhere else also. And we have new random land stickers to give

26:07 have new random land stickers to give

26:08 have new random land stickers to give away. They are Star Wars.

26:09 away. They are Star Wars.

26:09 away. They are Star Wars. We love you guys.

26:10 We love you guys.

26:10 We love you guys. And they are blue.

26:11 And they are blue.

26:11 And they are blue. Our moms are proud.

26:12 Our moms are proud.

26:12 Our moms are proud. They're not blue. Our moms are proud.

26:15 They're not blue. Our moms are proud.

26:15 They're not blue. Our moms are proud. Also dentists.

26:17 Also dentists.

26:17 Also dentists. Did I say dentist?

26:18 Did I say dentist?

26:18 Did I say dentist? Mhm.

26:18 Mhm. Or just doctors?

26:19 Or just doctors?

26:19 Or just doctors? Both.

26:20 Both.

26:20 Both. Well, who's fancier? Doctor, dentist,

26:21 Well, who's fancier? Doctor, dentist,

26:21 Well, who's fancier? Doctor, dentist, lawyer?

26:22 lawyer?

26:22 lawyer? Uh, a doctor, dentist.

26:24 Uh, a doctor, dentist.

26:24 Uh, a doctor, dentist. Inkeeper.

26:24 Inkeeper.

26:24 Inkeeper. A lawyer. Doctor.

26:26 A lawyer. Doctor.

26:26 A lawyer. Doctor. Where does a inkeeper fit on the scale?

26:28 Where does a inkeeper fit on the scale?

26:28 Where does a inkeeper fit on the scale? Like just the guy that runs a inn.

26:31 Like just the guy that runs a inn.

26:31 Like just the guy that runs a inn. Yeah, like a tavern. The kind with a

26:32 Yeah, like a tavern. The kind with a

26:32 Yeah, like a tavern. The kind with a tavern in it.

26:34 tavern in it.

26:34 tavern in it. Is he on the social strata? I mean above

26:35 Is he on the social strata? I mean above

26:35 Is he on the social strata? I mean above a doctor. You bring

26:37 a doctor. You bring

26:37 a doctor. You bring No, that dude's like he's a white

26:39 No, that dude's like he's a white

26:39 No, that dude's like he's a white collar. No, not a white collar. He's a

26:41 collar. No, not a white collar. He's a

26:41 collar. No, not a white collar. He's a blue collar guy working.

26:42 blue collar guy working.

26:42 blue collar guy working. Okay, so the nefologist would hire.

26:45 Okay, so the nefologist would hire.

26:45 Okay, so the nefologist would hire. What about the neurosurgeon?

26:46 What about the neurosurgeon?

26:46 What about the neurosurgeon? The lonely ineper. You know, it's a

26:48 The lonely ineper. You know, it's a

26:48 The lonely ineper. You know, it's a Bruce Springsteen song.

26:50 Bruce Springsteen song.

26:50 Bruce Springsteen song. Oh, that's true. That's what I was

26:51 Oh, that's true. That's what I was

26:51 Oh, that's true. That's what I was thinking of that.

26:52 thinking of that.

26:52 thinking of that. Okay. I'm lying. Let me

26:54 Okay. I'm lying. Let me

26:54 Okay. I'm lying. Let me go to sleep.

26:54 go to sleep.

26:54 go to sleep. Yeah, you're pretty tired. I'm pretty

26:56 Yeah, you're pretty tired. I'm pretty

26:56 Yeah, you're pretty tired. I'm pretty tired, too. It's only

26:58 tired, too. It's only

26:58 tired, too. It's only It's two in the morning. So

26:59 It's two in the morning. So

26:59 It's two in the morning. So geez.

27:00 geez.

27:00 geez. But we're starting off tiki Tuesday for

27:01 But we're starting off tiki Tuesday for

27:01 But we're starting off tiki Tuesday for them.

27:02 them.

27:02 them. So you get to get up.

27:03 So you get to get up.

27:03 So you get to get up. We're kicking it off really early in the

27:04 We're kicking it off really early in the

27:04 We're kicking it off really early in the morning. So they're gonna they're waking

27:05 morning. So they're gonna they're waking

27:06 morning. So they're gonna they're waking up here drinking my ties. We're not

27:07 up here drinking my ties. We're not

27:07 up here drinking my ties. We're not drinking my ties.

27:08 drinking my ties.

27:08 drinking my ties. No. Well, if it's in the morning, it's

27:09 No. Well, if it's in the morning, it's

27:09 No. Well, if it's in the morning, it's You're my tie.

27:11 You're my tie.

27:11 You're my tie. See what I did there? Because my Tyler,

27:12 See what I did there? Because my Tyler,

27:12 See what I did there? Because my Tyler, my friend Tyler cut out the word friend

27:14 my friend Tyler cut out the word friend

27:14 my friend Tyler cut out the word friend to shorten the word Tyler. My Thai.

27:16 to shorten the word Tyler. My Thai.

27:16 to shorten the word Tyler. My Thai. What is the other thing that people

27:18 What is the other thing that people

27:18 What is the other thing that people Mimosas? That's the breakfast drink.

27:21 Mimosas? That's the breakfast drink.

27:21 Mimosas? That's the breakfast drink. All right. Even though it's the

27:22 All right. Even though it's the

27:22 All right. Even though it's the beginning of Tuesday.

27:23 beginning of Tuesday.

27:23 beginning of Tuesday. Mhm.

27:24 Mhm. And we really should just be getting

27:25 And we really should just be getting

27:25 And we really should just be getting started teing.

27:26 started teing.

27:26 started teing. Yeah. I feel like we've done our duty.

27:28 Yeah. I feel like we've done our duty.

27:28 Yeah. I feel like we've done our duty. Yeah.

27:28 Yeah. So, you can go home and

27:30 So, you can go home and

27:30 So, you can go home and sleep well.

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