From EPCOT to LAX. Travel to Go Home & Schleep Well
In this final Randomland adventure from Walt Disney World, we check out of the iconic Contemporary Resort, head to EPCOT for one last ride through the Mexico pavilion, and soak in the beauty of China and the last blooms of the Flower & Garden Festival. Then it's off to MCO for the journey home—ending a whirlwind trip with a peaceful flight back to LAX and some much-needed rest.
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Well, this has been an amazing trip to
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Well, this has been an amazing trip to Florida. We stayed in an epic suite at
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Florida. We stayed in an epic suite at
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Florida. We stayed in an epic suite at the Contemporary Hotel, partied at the
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the Contemporary Hotel, partied at the
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the Contemporary Hotel, partied at the opening day of Epic Universe, spent a
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opening day of Epic Universe, spent a
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opening day of Epic Universe, spent a lot of time at Animal Kingdom, Epcot,
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lot of time at Animal Kingdom, Epcot,
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lot of time at Animal Kingdom, Epcot, Magic Kingdom with friends, Roadie T at
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Magic Kingdom with friends, Roadie T at
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Magic Kingdom with friends, Roadie T at Universal Studios Florida, but all good
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Universal Studios Florida, but all good
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Universal Studios Florida, but all good things must come to an end. And now it's
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things must come to an end. And now it's
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things must come to an end. And now it's checkout time. Goodbye, weird Flat Metal
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checkout time. Goodbye, weird Flat Metal
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checkout time. Goodbye, weird Flat Metal Mickey. The adventure is not over,
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Mickey. The adventure is not over,
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Mickey. The adventure is not over, though. We still got to get from Orlando
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though. We still got to get from Orlando
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though. We still got to get from Orlando back home and on the way. Let me just
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back home and on the way. Let me just
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back home and on the way. Let me just check my watch here. I think we have a
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check my watch here. I think we have a
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check my watch here. I think we have a little time for the parks. It's always
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little time for the parks. It's always
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little time for the parks. It's always hard to choose when you're leaving
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hard to choose when you're leaving
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hard to choose when you're leaving Disney World and you have time before
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Disney World and you have time before
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Disney World and you have time before the airport like which park should we
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the airport like which park should we
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the airport like which park should we dip into. Magic Kingdom and the castle
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dip into. Magic Kingdom and the castle
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dip into. Magic Kingdom and the castle is always the classic farewell. But I
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is always the classic farewell. But I
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is always the classic farewell. But I kind of think we had the perfect goodbye
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kind of think we had the perfect goodbye
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kind of think we had the perfect goodbye at Magic Kingdom last night looking at
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at Magic Kingdom last night looking at
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at Magic Kingdom last night looking at the castle and the stormy skies. All we
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the castle and the stormy skies. All we
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the castle and the stormy skies. All we need to do now is get Ally her ice chai
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need to do now is get Ally her ice chai
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need to do now is get Ally her ice chai from Joffre. I think I know where to go
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from Joffre. I think I know where to go
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from Joffre. I think I know where to go next. So anyway, farewell contemporary.
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next. So anyway, farewell contemporary.
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next. So anyway, farewell contemporary. I'll miss the view of that water. Time
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I'll miss the view of that water. Time
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I'll miss the view of that water. Time to hop in the Toyota Corolla. First time
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to hop in the Toyota Corolla. First time
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to hop in the Toyota Corolla. First time I've ever driven one of these. And head
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I've ever driven one of these. And head
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I've ever driven one of these. And head to one of my favorite places on the
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to one of my favorite places on the
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to one of my favorite places on the planet. Dude, that's the number one
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planet. Dude, that's the number one
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planet. Dude, that's the number one thing I miss whenever I go home from
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thing I miss whenever I go home from
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thing I miss whenever I go home from here. Just seeing Montreals cruising
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here. Just seeing Montreals cruising
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here. Just seeing Montreals cruising down the road. Oh, and here it is. Man,
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down the road. Oh, and here it is. Man,
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down the road. Oh, and here it is. Man, I'm glad we had a chance to come back.
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I'm glad we had a chance to come back.
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I'm glad we had a chance to come back. Dude, I love Spaceship Earth. Just
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Dude, I love Spaceship Earth. Just
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Dude, I love Spaceship Earth. Just beckoning you from the parking lot,
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beckoning you from the parking lot,
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beckoning you from the parking lot, getting bigger and bigger as you
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getting bigger and bigger as you
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getting bigger and bigger as you approach. What keeps you motivated to
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approach. What keeps you motivated to
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approach. What keeps you motivated to keep walking through the muggy weather?
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keep walking through the muggy weather?
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keep walking through the muggy weather? You know you're getting close to those
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You know you're getting close to those
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You know you're getting close to those Phoenicians. Oh yeah, look at that big
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Phoenicians. Oh yeah, look at that big
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Phoenicians. Oh yeah, look at that big old thing from out here. And the epic
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old thing from out here. And the epic
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old thing from out here. And the epic Montreal station bringing people to and
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Montreal station bringing people to and
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Montreal station bringing people to and from Magic Kingdom. That's what we need
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from Magic Kingdom. That's what we need
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from Magic Kingdom. That's what we need more of in this world. Montreals. You
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more of in this world. Montreals. You
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more of in this world. Montreals. You know, it just dawned on me. I don't know
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know, it just dawned on me. I don't know
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know, it just dawned on me. I don't know which Imagineer designed all this. Not
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which Imagineer designed all this. Not
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which Imagineer designed all this. Not Spaceship Earth. Like the whole front of
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Spaceship Earth. Like the whole front of
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Spaceship Earth. Like the whole front of the park, the Montreal station and the
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the park, the Montreal station and the
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the park, the Montreal station and the ticket booths here. It's just so 80s.
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ticket booths here. It's just so 80s.
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ticket booths here. It's just so 80s. Has such a nice aesthetic. Like the
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Has such a nice aesthetic. Like the
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Has such a nice aesthetic. Like the little side buildings, like the curves
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little side buildings, like the curves
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little side buildings, like the curves of the old turn style cover. I love it,
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of the old turn style cover. I love it,
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of the old turn style cover. I love it, dude. It's a work of art. I don't know.
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dude. It's a work of art. I don't know.
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dude. It's a work of art. I don't know. It's just an artifact of a very specific
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It's just an artifact of a very specific
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It's just an artifact of a very specific time. There's nowhere quite like Epcot.
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time. There's nowhere quite like Epcot.
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time. There's nowhere quite like Epcot. I mean, you know what I mean? Am I the
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I mean, you know what I mean? Am I the
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I mean, you know what I mean? Am I the only one? Just the style, the aesthetic,
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only one? Just the style, the aesthetic,
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only one? Just the style, the aesthetic, and that's all before you even get to
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and that's all before you even get to
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and that's all before you even get to Spaceshipper. Oh, I've never seen this
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Spaceshipper. Oh, I've never seen this
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Spaceshipper. Oh, I've never seen this before on the signs. Look at that.
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before on the signs. Look at that.
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before on the signs. Look at that. Entrance, entrance, entrance. This one
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Entrance, entrance, entrance. This one
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Entrance, entrance, entrance. This one says breakfast and tours. Breakfast and
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says breakfast and tours. Breakfast and
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says breakfast and tours. Breakfast and tours. Man, I so rarely get to come to
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tours. Man, I so rarely get to come to
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tours. Man, I so rarely get to come to Epcot during Flower and Garden Festival.
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Epcot during Flower and Garden Festival.
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Epcot during Flower and Garden Festival. It's so gorgeous. This year I got to
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It's so gorgeous. This year I got to
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It's so gorgeous. This year I got to come twice. Amazing. Oh yeah. I love
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come twice. Amazing. Oh yeah. I love
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come twice. Amazing. Oh yeah. I love that music they play out here. Suitably
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that music they play out here. Suitably
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that music they play out here. Suitably epic for one of the four wonders of the
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epic for one of the four wonders of the
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epic for one of the four wonders of the world, the Walt Disney World. You know
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world, the Walt Disney World. You know
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world, the Walt Disney World. You know what I'm going to say. Would you look at
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what I'm going to say. Would you look at
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what I'm going to say. Would you look at the sh of that spaceship earth? Oh, the
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the sh of that spaceship earth? Oh, the
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the sh of that spaceship earth? Oh, the fact that they incorporated the Montreal
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fact that they incorporated the Montreal
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fact that they incorporated the Montreal into the park. The 80s futurism. Bless
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into the park. The 80s futurism. Bless
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into the park. The 80s futurism. Bless you, Epcot. Epcot forever. Kind of
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you, Epcot. Epcot forever. Kind of
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you, Epcot. Epcot forever. Kind of crazy. Epcot's becoming my farewell
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crazy. Epcot's becoming my farewell
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crazy. Epcot's becoming my farewell park. I just realized I went to Epcot
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park. I just realized I went to Epcot
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park. I just realized I went to Epcot for my last day last trip. Again, that
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for my last day last trip. Again, that
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for my last day last trip. Again, that retrofuturism. Something about it. Ooh,
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retrofuturism. Something about it. Ooh,
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retrofuturism. Something about it. Ooh, the line for Spaceship Earth is looking
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the line for Spaceship Earth is looking
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the line for Spaceship Earth is looking a little meaty. Think maybe we save that
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a little meaty. Think maybe we save that
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a little meaty. Think maybe we save that for our grand finale. In the meantime,
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for our grand finale. In the meantime,
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for our grand finale. In the meantime, we got to get some food. I know Alli's
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we got to get some food. I know Alli's
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we got to get some food. I know Alli's going to want her pot stickers from
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going to want her pot stickers from
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going to want her pot stickers from China and the World Showcase. And as I
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China and the World Showcase. And as I
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China and the World Showcase. And as I stand out here, it's Memorial Day, so
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stand out here, it's Memorial Day, so
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stand out here, it's Memorial Day, so I'm sure the airport is going to be
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I'm sure the airport is going to be
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I'm sure the airport is going to be crazy later, so we should probably speed
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crazy later, so we should probably speed
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crazy later, so we should probably speed things up and get a move on. Ah, wow,
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things up and get a move on. Ah, wow,
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things up and get a move on. Ah, wow, man. Florida is gorgeous. You know, the
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man. Florida is gorgeous. You know, the
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man. Florida is gorgeous. You know, the sun is trying to murder you here, but
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sun is trying to murder you here, but
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sun is trying to murder you here, but everything looks so brilliant when those
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everything looks so brilliant when those
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everything looks so brilliant when those clouds part. Look at this. Walt the
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clouds part. Look at this. Walt the
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clouds part. Look at this. Walt the dreamer. I know everybody makes jokes
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dreamer. I know everybody makes jokes
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dreamer. I know everybody makes jokes about the position he's sitting in,
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about the position he's sitting in,
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about the position he's sitting in, right? Like everyone's always making
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right? Like everyone's always making
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right? Like everyone's always making toilet humor jokes and everything, but
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toilet humor jokes and everything, but
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toilet humor jokes and everything, but it just dawned on me the reason they've
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it just dawned on me the reason they've
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it just dawned on me the reason they've got him sitting in that position for
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got him sitting in that position for
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got him sitting in that position for sure is that so nobody sits on his lap.
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sure is that so nobody sits on his lap.
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sure is that so nobody sits on his lap. Oh, it's a scorcher out here, Walt. You
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Oh, it's a scorcher out here, Walt. You
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Oh, it's a scorcher out here, Walt. You know, you really shouldn't be in the
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know, you really shouldn't be in the
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know, you really shouldn't be in the parks without a hat. Ah, there you go,
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parks without a hat. Ah, there you go,
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parks without a hat. Ah, there you go, Walt. Now you'll be all right. Huh?
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Walt. Now you'll be all right. Huh?
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Walt. Now you'll be all right. Huh? What? I wasn't doing anything. Ah, fun
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What? I wasn't doing anything. Ah, fun
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What? I wasn't doing anything. Ah, fun pics with Walt. Dude, look at that
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pics with Walt. Dude, look at that
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pics with Walt. Dude, look at that floral figment right there. I love that
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floral figment right there. I love that
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floral figment right there. I love that guy. Kind of wish he was there all year
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guy. Kind of wish he was there all year
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guy. Kind of wish he was there all year round. All right, before we leave, we
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round. All right, before we leave, we
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round. All right, before we leave, we definitely have to look at some merch. I
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definitely have to look at some merch. I
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definitely have to look at some merch. I got to pick up a magnet for my buddy
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got to pick up a magnet for my buddy
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got to pick up a magnet for my buddy George. Oo, and wait a minute. What is
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George. Oo, and wait a minute. What is
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George. Oo, and wait a minute. What is this? What the heck is this? I'm a
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this? What the heck is this? I'm a
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this? What the heck is this? I'm a passholder. What's going on? Oo, I was
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passholder. What's going on? Oo, I was
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passholder. What's going on? Oo, I was expecting a flower and garden one, but
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expecting a flower and garden one, but
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expecting a flower and garden one, but look at that.
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look at that.
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look at that. Maleficent spooky, the voice of Madame
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Maleficent spooky, the voice of Madame
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Maleficent spooky, the voice of Madame Leotaa herself. Oh, wait a minute. I
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Leotaa herself. Oh, wait a minute. I
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Leotaa herself. Oh, wait a minute. I just saw this sweet passholder figment
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just saw this sweet passholder figment
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just saw this sweet passholder figment pin over here. All right, might as well
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pin over here. All right, might as well
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pin over here. All right, might as well grab George's magnet right now. Why not?
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grab George's magnet right now. Why not?
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grab George's magnet right now. Why not? Yeah, we'll probably cruise in here one
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Yeah, we'll probably cruise in here one
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Yeah, we'll probably cruise in here one more time before we leave, just in case.
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more time before we leave, just in case.
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more time before we leave, just in case. Dude, I love that they put this little
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Dude, I love that they put this little
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Dude, I love that they put this little orange bird statue in here for flower
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orange bird statue in here for flower
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orange bird statue in here for flower and garden. They should keep him in here
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and garden. They should keep him in here
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and garden. They should keep him in here all the time. He's so cute. And they
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all the time. He's so cute. And they
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all the time. He's so cute. And they sure went full orange bird this year,
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sure went full orange bird this year,
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sure went full orange bird this year, man. A lot of orange bird stuff. But I
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man. A lot of orange bird stuff. But I
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man. A lot of orange bird stuff. But I think the thing I appreciate the most is
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think the thing I appreciate the most is
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think the thing I appreciate the most is they added Spike the Bee over here. All
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they added Spike the Bee over here. All
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they added Spike the Bee over here. All right, grab something to stay hydrated
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right, grab something to stay hydrated
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right, grab something to stay hydrated with. Time to head out for a cruise
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with. Time to head out for a cruise
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with. Time to head out for a cruise around the world and get Ally those pot
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around the world and get Ally those pot
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around the world and get Ally those pot stickers. Ooh, and speaking of the
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stickers. Ooh, and speaking of the
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stickers. Ooh, and speaking of the orange bird, on the way back, I've got
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orange bird, on the way back, I've got
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orange bird, on the way back, I've got to head into the Odyssey and get myself
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to head into the Odyssey and get myself
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to head into the Odyssey and get myself that orange bird smoothie again. Curse
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that orange bird smoothie again. Curse
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that orange bird smoothie again. Curse you, Powerade. Why did you tempt me with
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you, Powerade. Why did you tempt me with
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you, Powerade. Why did you tempt me with your ways? I should have waited for the
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your ways? I should have waited for the
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your ways? I should have waited for the orange bird. Do you guys do the same
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orange bird. Do you guys do the same
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orange bird. Do you guys do the same thing when you're going through Epcot
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thing when you're going through Epcot
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thing when you're going through Epcot and it's hot? You just like travel
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and it's hot? You just like travel
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and it's hot? You just like travel through as many air conditioned rooms as
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through as many air conditioned rooms as
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through as many air conditioned rooms as humanly possible. That's what Ally does.
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humanly possible. That's what Ally does.
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humanly possible. That's what Ally does. She goes from air conditioned room to
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She goes from air conditioned room to
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She goes from air conditioned room to air conditioned room to shady spot to
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air conditioned room to shady spot to
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air conditioned room to shady spot to shady spot. And she's got her umbrella.
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shady spot. And she's got her umbrella.
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shady spot. And she's got her umbrella. When I'm with her, I follow that plan.
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When I'm with her, I follow that plan.
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When I'm with her, I follow that plan. But usually if I'm here by myself, I
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But usually if I'm here by myself, I
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But usually if I'm here by myself, I just try to stay out in it as much as
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just try to stay out in it as much as
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just try to stay out in it as much as possible. I try to acclimate. I mean,
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possible. I try to acclimate. I mean,
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possible. I try to acclimate. I mean, once you're all wet, you're all wet, you
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once you're all wet, you're all wet, you
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once you're all wet, you're all wet, you know? Gosh, it's beautiful. You know, a
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know? Gosh, it's beautiful. You know, a
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know? Gosh, it's beautiful. You know, a couple of days before my trip ends, I'm
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couple of days before my trip ends, I'm
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couple of days before my trip ends, I'm always like, "Oh man, I can't wait to go
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always like, "Oh man, I can't wait to go
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always like, "Oh man, I can't wait to go home to that California weather." But
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home to that California weather." But
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home to that California weather." But every time I get to the last day, I feel
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every time I get to the last day, I feel
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every time I get to the last day, I feel like I just need one more day and then
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like I just need one more day and then
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like I just need one more day and then maybe maybe one more day. I never want
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maybe maybe one more day. I never want
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maybe maybe one more day. I never want to leave the Floridaness. Like the plan
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to leave the Floridaness. Like the plan
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to leave the Floridaness. Like the plan is to pop in and only go as far as
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is to pop in and only go as far as
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is to pop in and only go as far as China, but once I'm in the world
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China, but once I'm in the world
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China, but once I'm in the world showcase, I just want to start poking my
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showcase, I just want to start poking my
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showcase, I just want to start poking my nose into everything. Oh, Mexico. Oh,
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nose into everything. Oh, Mexico. Oh,
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nose into everything. Oh, Mexico. Oh, what the heck? Grand Fiesta Tour is 5
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what the heck? Grand Fiesta Tour is 5
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what the heck? Grand Fiesta Tour is 5 minutes. Don't mind if I do. Ooh, the
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minutes. Don't mind if I do. Ooh, the
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minutes. Don't mind if I do. Ooh, the power, the beauty, the majesty, and the
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power, the beauty, the majesty, and the
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power, the beauty, the majesty, and the volcano. Now, they say there's hidden
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volcano. Now, they say there's hidden
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volcano. Now, they say there's hidden Mickeys that pop up in the smoke from
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Mickeys that pop up in the smoke from
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Mickeys that pop up in the smoke from the volcano. Got to wait a while to see
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the volcano. Got to wait a while to see
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the volcano. Got to wait a while to see it, but supposedly it's there. I don't
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it, but supposedly it's there. I don't
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it, but supposedly it's there. I don't know if it's the power of suggestion,
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know if it's the power of suggestion,
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know if it's the power of suggestion, but I swear I've seen it, too. All
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but I swear I've seen it, too. All
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but I swear I've seen it, too. All right, time to go see our old friends,
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right, time to go see our old friends,
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right, time to go see our old friends, the three cavos. Right,
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the three cavos. Right,
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the three cavos. Right, buddy? I love boats. You know what I
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buddy? I love boats. You know what I
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buddy? I love boats. You know what I love even more? Fiestas. Fiesta ho. Oh,
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love even more? Fiestas. Fiesta ho. Oh,
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love even more? Fiestas. Fiesta ho. Oh, yeah, dude. The
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yeah, dude. The
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yeah, dude. The best. Rock on, boys. Woohoo! Even the
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best. Rock on, boys. Woohoo! Even the
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best. Rock on, boys. Woohoo! Even the old fellas are stoked. That's right,
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old fellas are stoked. That's right,
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old fellas are stoked. That's right, guys. Cut a rug. Cut a
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guys. Cut a rug. Cut a
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guys. Cut a rug. Cut a rug.
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rug.
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rug. [Applause]
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[Applause]
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[Applause] Sweet. Dude, I love this. Every pavilion
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Sweet. Dude, I love this. Every pavilion
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Sweet. Dude, I love this. Every pavilion needs a ride. I was just thinking how
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needs a ride. I was just thinking how
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needs a ride. I was just thinking how funny it would be if uh we don't end up
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funny it would be if uh we don't end up
6:21
funny it would be if uh we don't end up making it on Spaceship Earth. And Mexico
6:24
making it on Spaceship Earth. And Mexico
6:24
making it on Spaceship Earth. And Mexico is our grand finale. Save the best for
6:26
is our grand finale. Save the best for
6:26
is our grand finale. Save the best for last. We sh that means I can find who it
6:30
last. We sh that means I can find who it
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last. We sh that means I can find who it is. I don't know who do I bring
6:34
is. I don't know who do I bring
6:34
is. I don't know who do I bring together.
6:35
together.
6:35
together. See, look how good it looks out here.
6:37
See, look how good it looks out here.
6:37
See, look how good it looks out here. France, Morocco, Japan. I want to visit
6:39
France, Morocco, Japan. I want to visit
6:39
France, Morocco, Japan. I want to visit them all. Even Germany. Hey, I just had
6:41
them all. Even Germany. Hey, I just had
6:41
them all. Even Germany. Hey, I just had a weird thought. I know it's unlikely to
6:43
a weird thought. I know it's unlikely to
6:43
a weird thought. I know it's unlikely to go to war with Norway, but what if we
6:45
go to war with Norway, but what if we
6:45
go to war with Norway, but what if we did go to war with one of these
6:46
did go to war with one of these
6:46
did go to war with one of these countries? What would Disney do? Would
6:47
countries? What would Disney do? Would
6:47
countries? What would Disney do? Would they just throw a tarp over the whole
6:49
they just throw a tarp over the whole
6:49
they just throw a tarp over the whole thing? Norway is closed until they learn
6:51
thing? Norway is closed until they learn
6:51
thing? Norway is closed until they learn their lesson. Gosh, it's beautiful out
6:53
their lesson. Gosh, it's beautiful out
6:53
their lesson. Gosh, it's beautiful out here today. I don't know whether to be
6:54
here today. I don't know whether to be
6:54
here today. I don't know whether to be happy that Florida's giving us a great
6:55
happy that Florida's giving us a great
6:56
happy that Florida's giving us a great send off or annoyed that I want to stay
6:57
send off or annoyed that I want to stay
6:57
send off or annoyed that I want to stay forever. All right, we finally made it.
6:59
forever. All right, we finally made it.
6:59
forever. All right, we finally made it. For whatever reason, out of all the food
7:01
For whatever reason, out of all the food
7:01
For whatever reason, out of all the food in all the parks, Alli's very favorite
7:03
in all the parks, Alli's very favorite
7:03
in all the parks, Alli's very favorite thing is getting pot stickers at the
7:05
thing is getting pot stickers at the
7:05
thing is getting pot stickers at the Lotus Blossom Cafe. Dude, if I ever go
7:07
Lotus Blossom Cafe. Dude, if I ever go
7:07
Lotus Blossom Cafe. Dude, if I ever go to China and it doesn't look exactly
7:09
to China and it doesn't look exactly
7:09
to China and it doesn't look exactly like this, I am going to be annoyed.
7:12
like this, I am going to be annoyed.
7:12
like this, I am going to be annoyed. Scadoo, look at this plant right here.
7:13
Scadoo, look at this plant right here.
7:13
Scadoo, look at this plant right here. Look what it's called. The dwarf Buddha
7:16
Look what it's called. The dwarf Buddha
7:16
Look what it's called. The dwarf Buddha belly. We have any American plants with
7:17
belly. We have any American plants with
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belly. We have any American plants with funny names like that? I was talking
7:19
funny names like that? I was talking
7:19
funny names like that? I was talking about street names and I always tell
7:20
about street names and I always tell
7:20
about street names and I always tell Ally like I want to be the guy in charge
7:22
Ally like I want to be the guy in charge
7:22
Ally like I want to be the guy in charge of naming the streets for a development
7:24
of naming the streets for a development
7:24
of naming the streets for a development like Old Crone Way, Rice and Beans Row,
7:27
like Old Crone Way, Rice and Beans Row,
7:27
like Old Crone Way, Rice and Beans Row, just weird names like that. Anyway,
7:29
just weird names like that. Anyway,
7:29
just weird names like that. Anyway, okay, pot stickers are achieved. We got
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okay, pot stickers are achieved. We got
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okay, pot stickers are achieved. We got them. Boo. And there they are. Bone
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them. Boo. And there they are. Bone
7:34
them. Boo. And there they are. Bone appetit or whatever the Chinese
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appetit or whatever the Chinese
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appetit or whatever the Chinese equivalent is. Well, super hard to leave
7:37
equivalent is. Well, super hard to leave
7:37
equivalent is. Well, super hard to leave a place this beautiful, but we've got
7:39
a place this beautiful, but we've got
7:39
a place this beautiful, but we've got kittens and chickens at home. And much
7:41
kittens and chickens at home. And much
7:41
kittens and chickens at home. And much more importantly, my son is graduating
7:43
more importantly, my son is graduating
7:43
more importantly, my son is graduating high school this week. Oh my gosh, how
7:45
high school this week. Oh my gosh, how
7:45
high school this week. Oh my gosh, how does life move so fast? It's like
7:48
does life move so fast? It's like
7:48
does life move so fast? It's like blinking. You'll miss it. Oo, I got to
7:50
blinking. You'll miss it. Oo, I got to
7:50
blinking. You'll miss it. Oo, I got to get a selfie over here. Man, if only I
7:51
get a selfie over here. Man, if only I
7:52
get a selfie over here. Man, if only I could find the perfect angle, the
7:53
could find the perfect angle, the
7:53
could find the perfect angle, the perfect pick. Oh, fun pick. I'm sending
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perfect pick. Oh, fun pick. I'm sending
7:56
perfect pick. Oh, fun pick. I'm sending that one to the fan. All right, that was
7:57
that one to the fan. All right, that was
7:57
that one to the fan. All right, that was the high water mark. Heading back
7:59
the high water mark. Heading back
7:59
the high water mark. Heading back towards the front of the park now.
8:00
towards the front of the park now.
8:00
towards the front of the park now. Slushy time for me. Or squishy or
8:02
Slushy time for me. Or squishy or
8:02
Slushy time for me. Or squishy or smoothie or whatever it is. Time to get
8:03
smoothie or whatever it is. Time to get
8:03
smoothie or whatever it is. Time to get my orange bird on. Oh, dude. I love
8:05
my orange bird on. Oh, dude. I love
8:05
my orange bird on. Oh, dude. I love spotting things I've never seen before
8:07
spotting things I've never seen before
8:08
spotting things I've never seen before at Epcot. Look at this. Across the
8:09
at Epcot. Look at this. Across the
8:09
at Epcot. Look at this. Across the street from the main pyramid. Look at
8:11
street from the main pyramid. Look at
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street from the main pyramid. Look at this little mech head in the garden
8:13
this little mech head in the garden
8:13
this little mech head in the garden here. I want one of those at home. Oh,
8:15
here. I want one of those at home. Oh,
8:15
here. I want one of those at home. Oh, dude. It's too hot. It's too hot. I
8:17
dude. It's too hot. It's too hot. I
8:17
dude. It's too hot. It's too hot. I don't know if it's legal,
8:20
don't know if it's legal,
8:20
don't know if it's legal, but it feels good, so who cares? You
8:22
but it feels good, so who cares? You
8:22
but it feels good, so who cares? You look so surprised for some reason. Oh,
8:25
look so surprised for some reason. Oh,
8:25
look so surprised for some reason. Oh, that feels great. Gosh, a little Epcot
8:27
that feels great. Gosh, a little Epcot
8:27
that feels great. Gosh, a little Epcot water on your head. Nice. Okay, well,
8:29
water on your head. Nice. Okay, well,
8:29
water on your head. Nice. Okay, well, that was cool down number one. By the
8:30
that was cool down number one. By the
8:30
that was cool down number one. By the way, look at that Montreal. Look at how
8:32
way, look at that Montreal. Look at how
8:32
way, look at that Montreal. Look at how gorgeous this place is. Amazing. Now,
8:34
gorgeous this place is. Amazing. Now,
8:34
gorgeous this place is. Amazing. Now, it's time for cool down number two. That
8:36
it's time for cool down number two. That
8:36
it's time for cool down number two. That orange bird smoothie, which is so good.
8:38
orange bird smoothie, which is so good.
8:38
orange bird smoothie, which is so good. I wish it was literally on the menu
8:40
I wish it was literally on the menu
8:40
I wish it was literally on the menu permanently in here. I'm not all that
8:42
permanently in here. I'm not all that
8:42
permanently in here. I'm not all that good at describing how food tastes or
8:44
good at describing how food tastes or
8:44
good at describing how food tastes or beverages taste, but basically it's like
8:47
beverages taste, but basically it's like
8:47
beverages taste, but basically it's like an orange creamsicle. If it was a
8:49
an orange creamsicle. If it was a
8:49
an orange creamsicle. If it was a lemonade, if it was a smoothie, it's so
8:51
lemonade, if it was a smoothie, it's so
8:51
lemonade, if it was a smoothie, it's so good. Oh man, it is hard to drag myself
8:54
good. Oh man, it is hard to drag myself
8:54
good. Oh man, it is hard to drag myself away from Epcot. That is for sure.
8:56
away from Epcot. That is for sure.
8:56
away from Epcot. That is for sure. Especially with the Montreals cruising
8:58
Especially with the Montreals cruising
8:58
Especially with the Montreals cruising around makes me want to stay forever. I
9:01
around makes me want to stay forever. I
9:01
around makes me want to stay forever. I feel like I keep saying that I'm a
9:02
feel like I keep saying that I'm a
9:02
feel like I keep saying that I'm a little bit of a broken record today. Can
9:03
little bit of a broken record today. Can
9:03
little bit of a broken record today. Can you blame me? Can you blame me? All
9:05
you blame me? Can you blame me? All
9:05
you blame me? Can you blame me? All that's left to do now is to pick up our
9:07
that's left to do now is to pick up our
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that's left to do now is to pick up our food over here, pick up our mobile
9:09
food over here, pick up our mobile
9:09
food over here, pick up our mobile order, and then head to Orlando
9:11
order, and then head to Orlando
9:12
order, and then head to Orlando International. Ain't nothing gluten-free
9:13
International. Ain't nothing gluten-free
9:13
International. Ain't nothing gluten-free for me at the airport. So, I always try
9:16
for me at the airport. So, I always try
9:16
for me at the airport. So, I always try and grab a bite before I head out if I
9:19
and grab a bite before I head out if I
9:19
and grab a bite before I head out if I can. Flights at 700 p.m. It's about 1:30
9:21
can. Flights at 700 p.m. It's about 1:30
9:22
can. Flights at 700 p.m. It's about 1:30 now, something like that. So, we've got
9:23
now, something like that. So, we've got
9:23
now, something like that. So, we've got time, but like I said, it's Memorial
9:24
time, but like I said, it's Memorial
9:24
time, but like I said, it's Memorial Day, so definitely want to get there
9:26
Day, so definitely want to get there
9:26
Day, so definitely want to get there early. I don't know why they can have
9:27
early. I don't know why they can have
9:27
early. I don't know why they can have these everywhere at Disney World, but
9:29
these everywhere at Disney World, but
9:29
these everywhere at Disney World, but they don't have them at Disneyland. Come
9:30
they don't have them at Disneyland. Come
9:30
they don't have them at Disneyland. Come on, Disneyland. Okay, so we're both
9:32
on, Disneyland. Okay, so we're both
9:32
on, Disneyland. Okay, so we're both tired from the long week. You know, we
9:34
tired from the long week. You know, we
9:34
tired from the long week. You know, we made a little bargain with each other.
9:35
made a little bargain with each other.
9:35
made a little bargain with each other. Like, if Spaceship Earth is a true
9:37
Like, if Spaceship Earth is a true
9:37
Like, if Spaceship Earth is a true walk-on, we'll do it. If it's not, we
9:39
walk-on, we'll do it. If it's not, we
9:39
walk-on, we'll do it. If it's not, we won't. I can see that it's not. So, for
9:41
won't. I can see that it's not. So, for
9:41
won't. I can see that it's not. So, for the first time ever, my last Disney
9:43
the first time ever, my last Disney
9:43
the first time ever, my last Disney World ride on a trip was Mexico. That's
9:46
World ride on a trip was Mexico. That's
9:46
World ride on a trip was Mexico. That's all right. I'm into Mexico. Mexico's
9:48
all right. I'm into Mexico. Mexico's
9:48
all right. I'm into Mexico. Mexico's cool. Okay. Well, there's nothing for us
9:49
cool. Okay. Well, there's nothing for us
9:49
cool. Okay. Well, there's nothing for us to do now head back to the car and of
9:53
to do now head back to the car and of
9:53
to do now head back to the car and of course get that one last epic, sick,
9:56
course get that one last epic, sick,
9:56
course get that one last epic, sick, perfect Montreal shot. Farewell Epcot.
10:00
perfect Montreal shot. Farewell Epcot.
10:00
perfect Montreal shot. Farewell Epcot. Farewell Walt Disney World. until we
10:03
Farewell Walt Disney World. until we
10:03
Farewell Walt Disney World. until we meet again. Now we get the fun adventure
10:05
meet again. Now we get the fun adventure
10:05
meet again. Now we get the fun adventure of going to the
10:06
of going to the
10:06
of going to the airport. Oh no. Time to exit. Oh my
10:10
airport. Oh no. Time to exit. Oh my
10:10
airport. Oh no. Time to exit. Oh my gosh. Look at this. It's like they won't
10:11
gosh. Look at this. It's like they won't
10:11
gosh. Look at this. It's like they won't let me leave. It's like they keep
10:12
let me leave. It's like they keep
10:12
let me leave. It's like they keep saying, "But look, Justin. Montreals.
10:15
saying, "But look, Justin. Montreals.
10:15
saying, "But look, Justin. Montreals. We've got Montreals here. Don't you like
10:17
We've got Montreals here. Don't you like
10:17
We've got Montreals here. Don't you like those? Oh, you want this, don't you? You
10:19
those? Oh, you want this, don't you? You
10:19
those? Oh, you want this, don't you? You need that. You need your little bear.
10:21
need that. You need your little bear.
10:21
need that. You need your little bear. You need your little lipstick. Don't you
10:22
You need your little lipstick. Don't you
10:22
You need your little lipstick. Don't you want to look pretty? You need one of
10:25
want to look pretty? You need one of
10:25
want to look pretty? You need one of them." We've crossed the threshold.
10:27
them." We've crossed the threshold.
10:27
them." We've crossed the threshold. Okay. Don't look back. Don't look back.
10:29
Okay. Don't look back. Don't look back.
10:29
Okay. Don't look back. Don't look back. Is it still behind me? Is it still
10:31
Is it still behind me? Is it still
10:31
Is it still behind me? Is it still behind me? We got to get back to the car
10:32
behind me? We got to get back to the car
10:32
behind me? We got to get back to the car and change out of these sweaty clothes
10:34
and change out of these sweaty clothes
10:34
and change out of these sweaty clothes and hit the road or hit the skies,
10:36
and hit the road or hit the skies,
10:36
and hit the road or hit the skies, really. All right, yala yala. Oo, it
10:38
really. All right, yala yala. Oo, it
10:38
really. All right, yala yala. Oo, it only took us 20 minutes to get here.
10:39
only took us 20 minutes to get here.
10:39
only took us 20 minutes to get here. What the heck? Hopefully that's a sign
10:41
What the heck? Hopefully that's a sign
10:41
What the heck? Hopefully that's a sign of good luck. Here's what we want.
10:42
of good luck. Here's what we want.
10:42
of good luck. Here's what we want. Rental car return. Remember the Alamo.
10:47
Rental car return. Remember the Alamo.
10:47
Rental car return. Remember the Alamo. It's always chaos at this part trying to
10:48
It's always chaos at this part trying to
10:48
It's always chaos at this part trying to grab everything. Do we have everything?
10:50
grab everything. Do we have everything?
10:50
grab everything. Do we have everything? Throw away the last of the trash. It
10:52
Throw away the last of the trash. It
10:52
Throw away the last of the trash. It always sucks coming to the airport and
10:53
always sucks coming to the airport and
10:53
always sucks coming to the airport and having so much leftover like sunscreen
10:54
having so much leftover like sunscreen
10:54
having so much leftover like sunscreen and stuff and nobody to give it to, you
10:56
and stuff and nobody to give it to, you
10:56
and stuff and nobody to give it to, you know? It's like a I don't want to waste
10:57
know? It's like a I don't want to waste
10:57
know? It's like a I don't want to waste it. All right, well that's done. Dude, I
10:59
it. All right, well that's done. Dude, I
10:59
it. All right, well that's done. Dude, I don't even really mind going through
11:00
don't even really mind going through
11:00
don't even really mind going through security other than the taking your
11:01
security other than the taking your
11:01
security other than the taking your shoes off part. It's always stressful
11:02
shoes off part. It's always stressful
11:02
shoes off part. It's always stressful until you get rid of these. The heck?
11:04
until you get rid of these. The heck?
11:04
until you get rid of these. The heck? Oh, the handle's breaking. Oh, this is
11:06
Oh, the handle's breaking. Oh, this is
11:06
Oh, the handle's breaking. Oh, this is weird. So far, not as much chaos as I
11:10
weird. So far, not as much chaos as I
11:10
weird. So far, not as much chaos as I was expecting. People always ask me what
11:11
was expecting. People always ask me what
11:11
was expecting. People always ask me what my favorite airline is. It was Virgin
11:13
my favorite airline is. It was Virgin
11:13
my favorite airline is. It was Virgin America, but they got rid of that.
11:14
America, but they got rid of that.
11:14
America, but they got rid of that. Flying United today, which I must admit,
11:16
Flying United today, which I must admit,
11:16
Flying United today, which I must admit, it's pretty low down on my list of
11:17
it's pretty low down on my list of
11:18
it's pretty low down on my list of airlines I like, but they're welcome to
11:19
airlines I like, but they're welcome to
11:19
airlines I like, but they're welcome to bribe me to try to change my mind. Oh my
11:21
bribe me to try to change my mind. Oh my
11:21
bribe me to try to change my mind. Oh my gosh, we're too early to check the bags.
11:23
gosh, we're too early to check the bags.
11:23
gosh, we're too early to check the bags. Okay, good. We're only 8 minutes early.
11:25
Okay, good. We're only 8 minutes early.
11:25
Okay, good. We're only 8 minutes early. Only 8 minutes early. That's actually
11:26
Only 8 minutes early. That's actually
11:26
Only 8 minutes early. That's actually the suitcase is starting to break. Even
11:27
the suitcase is starting to break. Even
11:27
the suitcase is starting to break. Even the wheels. I've had these suitcases
11:30
the wheels. I've had these suitcases
11:30
the wheels. I've had these suitcases since uh I don't know 2015. I think a
11:32
since uh I don't know 2015. I think a
11:32
since uh I don't know 2015. I think a lot of mileage on those bad boys just
11:34
lot of mileage on those bad boys just
11:34
lot of mileage on those bad boys just like me. Alli used the time to change
11:36
like me. Alli used the time to change
11:36
like me. Alli used the time to change her clothes. She's got her mummy shirt
11:37
her clothes. She's got her mummy shirt
11:38
her clothes. She's got her mummy shirt on now. Cozy airplane clothes. Yay
11:41
on now. Cozy airplane clothes. Yay
11:41
on now. Cozy airplane clothes. Yay fashion. I don't understand how the
11:42
fashion. I don't understand how the
11:42
fashion. I don't understand how the airport is this calm on Memorial Day.
11:45
airport is this calm on Memorial Day.
11:45
airport is this calm on Memorial Day. This is weird. Okay, we finally did it.
11:46
This is weird. Okay, we finally did it.
11:46
This is weird. Okay, we finally did it. Finally got him checked in. Look at
11:48
Finally got him checked in. Look at
11:48
Finally got him checked in. Look at this. I like this about Orlando airport.
11:50
this. I like this about Orlando airport.
11:50
this. I like this about Orlando airport. They've got theme park stores in here.
11:53
They've got theme park stores in here.
11:53
They've got theme park stores in here. So, like this one's the magic of Disney.
11:54
So, like this one's the magic of Disney.
11:54
So, like this one's the magic of Disney. Like, oh, did you forget something for
11:56
Like, oh, did you forget something for
11:56
Like, oh, did you forget something for Aunt Tilly? Get her a sick truck. Look,
11:58
Aunt Tilly? Get her a sick truck. Look,
11:58
Aunt Tilly? Get her a sick truck. Look, it's cute. It's got all kinds of theme
12:00
it's cute. It's got all kinds of theme
12:00
it's cute. It's got all kinds of theme park souvenirs. Oh, and I never saw the
12:02
park souvenirs. Oh, and I never saw the
12:02
park souvenirs. Oh, and I never saw the little Figment journal before. Got
12:04
little Figment journal before. Got
12:04
little Figment journal before. Got little advertisements on the screen back
12:05
little advertisements on the screen back
12:05
little advertisements on the screen back there. Look, it's Mickey and the whole
12:08
there. Look, it's Mickey and the whole
12:08
there. Look, it's Mickey and the whole gang, dude. But it's not just a Disney
12:10
gang, dude. But it's not just a Disney
12:10
gang, dude. But it's not just a Disney store in the airport. Universal and
12:12
store in the airport. Universal and
12:12
store in the airport. Universal and SeaWorld are also in on the action.
12:14
SeaWorld are also in on the action.
12:14
SeaWorld are also in on the action. Like, look at this. Look at the
12:16
Like, look at this. Look at the
12:16
Like, look at this. Look at the Universal Orlando store over here. Got
12:18
Universal Orlando store over here. Got
12:18
Universal Orlando store over here. Got your last minute little uh Harry Potter
12:21
your last minute little uh Harry Potter
12:21
your last minute little uh Harry Potter photo op. What Universal? Anything would
12:23
photo op. What Universal? Anything would
12:23
photo op. What Universal? Anything would be complete without a couple of Minions.
12:27
be complete without a couple of Minions.
12:27
be complete without a couple of Minions. Oh, don't let Ally see that. She loves
12:28
Oh, don't let Ally see that. She loves
12:28
Oh, don't let Ally see that. She loves Cat in the Hat. I love all that
12:30
Cat in the Hat. I love all that
12:30
Cat in the Hat. I love all that Universal Studios Florida brightly
12:33
Universal Studios Florida brightly
12:33
Universal Studios Florida brightly colored '90s retro merchandise. This is
12:35
colored '90s retro merchandise. This is
12:35
colored '90s retro merchandise. This is weird though. When we got off the plane,
12:36
weird though. When we got off the plane,
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weird though. When we got off the plane, we saw a store with Epic Universe
12:39
we saw a store with Epic Universe
12:39
we saw a store with Epic Universe merchandise. Like, it was pretty much
12:41
merchandise. Like, it was pretty much
12:41
merchandise. Like, it was pretty much all Epic Universe theme, but I don't see
12:43
all Epic Universe theme, but I don't see
12:43
all Epic Universe theme, but I don't see it now. Maybe it was on the other
12:45
it now. Maybe it was on the other
12:45
it now. Maybe it was on the other side. Chill out, Blue. Keep it cool.
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side. Chill out, Blue. Keep it cool.
12:48
side. Chill out, Blue. Keep it cool. They totally stole that thing to have to
12:49
They totally stole that thing to have to
12:50
They totally stole that thing to have to train your dragon, which they can
12:51
train your dragon, which they can
12:51
train your dragon, which they can because it's universal. Did you ever
12:52
because it's universal. Did you ever
12:52
because it's universal. Did you ever notice now all the Jedi do it? Like
12:54
notice now all the Jedi do it? Like
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notice now all the Jedi do it? Like that's the Jedi pose now. I always have
12:56
that's the Jedi pose now. I always have
12:56
that's the Jedi pose now. I always have to have a hand out for what? Why are the
12:57
to have a hand out for what? Why are the
12:57
to have a hand out for what? Why are the Jedi always sticking their hands out
12:59
Jedi always sticking their hands out
12:59
Jedi always sticking their hands out now? Anyway, dude, that's the best
13:00
now? Anyway, dude, that's the best
13:00
now? Anyway, dude, that's the best shirt. I love that shirt. Sick. Ooh,
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shirt. I love that shirt. Sick. Ooh,
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shirt. I love that shirt. Sick. Ooh, yeah, there's quite a lot of people in
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yeah, there's quite a lot of people in
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yeah, there's quite a lot of people in line. Good thing we've got Clear. Fly
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line. Good thing we've got Clear. Fly
13:07
line. Good thing we've got Clear. Fly enough that that is very much worth the
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enough that that is very much worth the
13:09
enough that that is very much worth the money. Dude, look at that. Skip past
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money. Dude, look at that. Skip past
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money. Dude, look at that. Skip past that entire line with clear. All right,
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that entire line with clear. All right,
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that entire line with clear. All right, we are through security. Now it's time
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we are through security. Now it's time
13:16
we are through security. Now it's time for the little gate link train thing.
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for the little gate link train thing.
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for the little gate link train thing. Look at this. I forgot this was here.
13:20
Look at this. I forgot this was here.
13:20
Look at this. I forgot this was here. Look at this between them. I forgot this
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Look at this between them. I forgot this
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Look at this between them. I forgot this was here. Look, it's a little airport
13:24
was here. Look, it's a little airport
13:24
was here. Look, it's a little airport chapel. Wow, I love that. That is cool.
13:29
chapel. Wow, I love that. That is cool.
13:29
chapel. Wow, I love that. That is cool. People writing down little messages
13:31
People writing down little messages
13:31
People writing down little messages right here. And I like the stained
13:32
right here. And I like the stained
13:32
right here. And I like the stained glass. Look at that. Look at the rays of
13:35
glass. Look at that. Look at the rays of
13:35
glass. Look at that. Look at the rays of holiness. All right, time for the gate
13:37
holiness. All right, time for the gate
13:37
holiness. All right, time for the gate link. I'm just going to pretend it's one
13:40
link. I'm just going to pretend it's one
13:40
link. I'm just going to pretend it's one last Montreal ride.
13:43
last Montreal ride.
13:43
last Montreal ride. How did the list with us? Off we go. Off
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How did the list with us? Off we go. Off
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How did the list with us? Off we go. Off the terminal B or gate, whatever.
13:49
the terminal B or gate, whatever.
13:49
the terminal B or gate, whatever. Whatever. I'm tired. My brain is
13:51
Whatever. I'm tired. My brain is
13:52
Whatever. I'm tired. My brain is shutting down. What the heck? I done had
13:53
shutting down. What the heck? I done had
13:54
shutting down. What the heck? I done had too much swamp gas. Please stand clear
13:56
too much swamp gas. Please stand clear
13:56
too much swamp gas. Please stand clear of doors. You hold on to handbrake.
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of doors. You hold on to handbrake.
13:58
of doors. You hold on to handbrake. Please exit through gates 30 through 59.
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Please exit through gates 30 through 59.
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Please exit through gates 30 through 59. I feel so funny with my backpack and my
14:03
I feel so funny with my backpack and my
14:03
I feel so funny with my backpack and my little uh pillow here. Got my lunch
14:06
little uh pillow here. Got my lunch
14:06
little uh pillow here. Got my lunch back. My boots tied tight. Hope I don't
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back. My boots tied tight. Hope I don't
14:10
back. My boots tied tight. Hope I don't get in a fight. Oh, back to school. Oh,
14:14
get in a fight. Oh, back to school. Oh,
14:14
get in a fight. Oh, back to school. Oh, so this is where everybody is. It got so
14:16
so this is where everybody is. It got so
14:16
so this is where everybody is. It got so quiet. So quiet all of a
14:20
quiet. So quiet all of a
14:20
quiet. So quiet all of a sudden. What in the world? The Disney
14:22
sudden. What in the world? The Disney
14:22
sudden. What in the world? The Disney store. Might be kind of expected. But
14:23
store. Might be kind of expected. But
14:24
store. Might be kind of expected. But look at this. There's a Polly Pocket
14:25
look at this. There's a Polly Pocket
14:25
look at this. There's a Polly Pocket machine in the airport. That is amazing.
14:30
machine in the airport. That is amazing.
14:30
machine in the airport. That is amazing. There was no Batman action figure
14:31
There was no Batman action figure
14:31
There was no Batman action figure machine. No Ninja Turtle machine in the
14:33
machine. No Ninja Turtle machine in the
14:33
machine. No Ninja Turtle machine in the airport for me when I was a kid. Well,
14:35
airport for me when I was a kid. Well,
14:35
airport for me when I was a kid. Well, then again, I wouldn't know. I never
14:37
then again, I wouldn't know. I never
14:37
then again, I wouldn't know. I never flew as a kid ever. Kind of reminds me
14:38
flew as a kid ever. Kind of reminds me
14:38
flew as a kid ever. Kind of reminds me of Polly Pocket. Sabrina Carpenter.
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of Polly Pocket. Sabrina Carpenter.
14:40
of Polly Pocket. Sabrina Carpenter. something about her. For a split second,
14:42
something about her. For a split second,
14:42
something about her. For a split second, I thought that said canned food company.
14:45
I thought that said canned food company.
14:45
I thought that said canned food company. Like canned food. Now we already got
14:46
Like canned food. Now we already got
14:46
Like canned food. Now we already got distracted. But I can never stop. I can
14:48
distracted. But I can never stop. I can
14:48
distracted. But I can never stop. I can never rest. I can never be easy. I can
14:50
never rest. I can never be easy. I can
14:50
never rest. I can never be easy. I can never browse for souvenirs until I see
14:52
never browse for souvenirs until I see
14:52
never browse for souvenirs until I see my gauge. Okay, there it is. It does
14:54
my gauge. Okay, there it is. It does
14:54
my gauge. Okay, there it is. It does exist. All right, we've settled in for
14:57
exist. All right, we've settled in for
14:57
exist. All right, we've settled in for the long
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the long
14:59
the long wait.
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wait.
15:02
wait. Yep, here we are. We're
15:05
Yep, here we are. We're
15:05
Yep, here we are. We're here. When's the plane leave? Ooh, just
15:08
here. When's the plane leave? Ooh, just
15:08
here. When's the plane leave? Ooh, just uh four more
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uh four more
15:11
uh four more [Music]
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[Music]
15:15
[Music] hours. Yep. Exciting. Okay, that is
15:18
hours. Yep. Exciting. Okay, that is
15:18
hours. Yep. Exciting. Okay, that is cool. I have never seen a cat in an
15:21
cool. I have never seen a cat in an
15:21
cool. I have never seen a cat in an airport before on a leash. Been waiting
15:23
airport before on a leash. Been waiting
15:23
airport before on a leash. Been waiting for a few hours watching the rain come
15:25
for a few hours watching the rain come
15:25
for a few hours watching the rain come and go. But it's almost time. Almost.
15:29
and go. But it's almost time. Almost.
15:29
and go. But it's almost time. Almost. Well, finally almost. Sort of almost.
15:31
Well, finally almost. Sort of almost.
15:31
Well, finally almost. Sort of almost. Kind of almost. Time to go home, dude.
15:34
Kind of almost. Time to go home, dude.
15:34
Kind of almost. Time to go home, dude. Time to go home. It's weird seeing one
15:36
Time to go home. It's weird seeing one
15:36
Time to go home. It's weird seeing one last little rainstorm out there. Like
15:37
last little rainstorm out there. Like
15:37
last little rainstorm out there. Like Florida had one last kiss goodbye for
15:39
Florida had one last kiss goodbye for
15:39
Florida had one last kiss goodbye for us. Got up to grab some chips right
15:41
us. Got up to grab some chips right
15:41
us. Got up to grab some chips right here. Just noticed there was a Lego
15:44
here. Just noticed there was a Lego
15:44
here. Just noticed there was a Lego machine in here, too. Dude, what the
15:46
machine in here, too. Dude, what the
15:46
machine in here, too. Dude, what the heck? So weird. Never seen that before.
15:50
heck? So weird. Never seen that before.
15:50
heck? So weird. Never seen that before. All right, almost time to board. Just
15:52
All right, almost time to board. Just
15:52
All right, almost time to board. Just about uh 20 minutes. Honestly, this trip
15:55
about uh 20 minutes. Honestly, this trip
15:55
about uh 20 minutes. Honestly, this trip the flights were booked so last minute.
15:56
the flights were booked so last minute.
15:56
the flights were booked so last minute. It was desperate times. Call for
15:57
It was desperate times. Call for
15:57
It was desperate times. Call for desperate measures. I normally hate
16:00
desperate measures. I normally hate
16:00
desperate measures. I normally hate flying LAX to Orlando and vice versa.
16:03
flying LAX to Orlando and vice versa.
16:04
flying LAX to Orlando and vice versa. Best of all, LAX is the most miserable
16:05
Best of all, LAX is the most miserable
16:06
Best of all, LAX is the most miserable airport in the world to get to and out
16:07
airport in the world to get to and out
16:07
airport in the world to get to and out from. And those flights are always
16:09
from. And those flights are always
16:09
from. And those flights are always completely sold out. You're never going
16:11
completely sold out. You're never going
16:11
completely sold out. You're never going to lock out and get like an empty middle
16:13
to lock out and get like an empty middle
16:13
to lock out and get like an empty middle seat or something like that. And
16:14
seat or something like that. And
16:14
seat or something like that. And everybody's always like the most
16:15
everybody's always like the most
16:15
everybody's always like the most miserable on them. Just my experience.
16:17
miserable on them. Just my experience.
16:17
miserable on them. Just my experience. It's anecdotal. Just saying. I don't
16:20
It's anecdotal. Just saying. I don't
16:20
It's anecdotal. Just saying. I don't like taking connecting flights, you
16:21
like taking connecting flights, you
16:21
like taking connecting flights, you know, having a layover. But whenever I
16:23
know, having a layover. But whenever I
16:23
know, having a layover. But whenever I do that, like if I fly from home to Salt
16:25
do that, like if I fly from home to Salt
16:25
do that, like if I fly from home to Salt Lake City or something and then to here,
16:27
Lake City or something and then to here,
16:27
Lake City or something and then to here, everybody's happier on the plane. I
16:29
everybody's happier on the plane. I
16:29
everybody's happier on the plane. I don't know why. Probably cuz I don't
16:30
don't know why. Probably cuz I don't
16:30
don't know why. Probably cuz I don't have to go to LAX. H I've never seen
16:32
have to go to LAX. H I've never seen
16:32
have to go to LAX. H I've never seen this before. Look what they texted.
16:34
this before. Look what they texted.
16:34
this before. Look what they texted. Everyone getting on the plane. People
16:36
Everyone getting on the plane. People
16:36
Everyone getting on the plane. People don't know how to stack their luggage,
16:38
don't know how to stack their luggage,
16:38
don't know how to stack their luggage, so they're like getting so annoyed.
16:39
so they're like getting so annoyed.
16:39
so they're like getting so annoyed. They're sending out these messages with
16:41
They're sending out these messages with
16:41
They're sending out these messages with GIFs in them. What the heck? I mean,
16:42
GIFs in them. What the heck? I mean,
16:42
GIFs in them. What the heck? I mean, fair and useful, but I've just never
16:43
fair and useful, but I've just never
16:43
fair and useful, but I've just never seen that before. All right, boarding
16:45
seen that before. All right, boarding
16:45
seen that before. All right, boarding time. Not just for our flight, but for a
16:46
time. Not just for our flight, but for a
16:46
time. Not just for our flight, but for a flight across the street. The whole
16:48
flight across the street. The whole
16:48
flight across the street. The whole terminal is boarding all at once. What a
16:50
terminal is boarding all at once. What a
16:50
terminal is boarding all at once. What a fun one. I don't normally like to talk
16:51
fun one. I don't normally like to talk
16:51
fun one. I don't normally like to talk on planes, so I'll see you in LA. All
16:54
on planes, so I'll see you in LA. All
16:54
on planes, so I'll see you in LA. All right. Well, we boarded the plane. The
16:55
right. Well, we boarded the plane. The
16:55
right. Well, we boarded the plane. The plane took off. We sat on the plane. And
16:58
plane took off. We sat on the plane. And
16:58
plane took off. We sat on the plane. And now the plane is about to land. Oh,
17:01
now the plane is about to land. Oh,
17:01
now the plane is about to land. Oh, thank God. We're off. We landed. We're
17:04
thank God. We're off. We landed. We're
17:04
thank God. We're off. We landed. We're safe. We are in the airport. How do we
17:07
safe. We are in the airport. How do we
17:07
safe. We are in the airport. How do we get home? Don't worry. I've arranged
17:09
get home? Don't worry. I've arranged
17:09
get home? Don't worry. I've arranged transportation. Oh, that sounds ominous.
17:11
transportation. Oh, that sounds ominous.
17:11
transportation. Oh, that sounds ominous. Oo, Ry's donuts. Hey, whatever you say,
17:13
Oo, Ry's donuts. Hey, whatever you say,
17:13
Oo, Ry's donuts. Hey, whatever you say, Ally. Feels wrong for me to be in
17:15
Ally. Feels wrong for me to be in
17:15
Ally. Feels wrong for me to be in California wearing this shirt. I
17:16
California wearing this shirt. I
17:16
California wearing this shirt. I got to button the button now. I'm so
17:18
got to button the button now. I'm so
17:18
got to button the button now. I'm so excited to get out of the airport and go
17:19
excited to get out of the airport and go
17:19
excited to get out of the airport and go home. I just realized we still got to
17:21
home. I just realized we still got to
17:21
home. I just realized we still got to get our bags. We still got to get our
17:23
get our bags. We still got to get our
17:23
get our bags. We still got to get our bags. Dude, what if I just started
17:25
bags. Dude, what if I just started
17:25
bags. Dude, what if I just started playing piano really loudly? Keep in
17:27
playing piano really loudly? Keep in
17:27
playing piano really loudly? Keep in mind that I can't play piano. There's no
17:29
mind that I can't play piano. There's no
17:29
mind that I can't play piano. There's no sign saying do not touch. I feel like
17:31
sign saying do not touch. I feel like
17:32
sign saying do not touch. I feel like this uh this could go horribly wrong.
17:33
this uh this could go horribly wrong.
17:33
this uh this could go horribly wrong. Hey, now there's a place I haven't been
17:35
Hey, now there's a place I haven't been
17:35
Hey, now there's a place I haven't been to in a long time. Oh, it's freezing.
17:37
to in a long time. Oh, it's freezing.
17:37
to in a long time. Oh, it's freezing. It's so cold in here. Acclimated to
17:39
It's so cold in here. Acclimated to
17:39
It's so cold in here. Acclimated to Epcot. Will I ever be able to go back to
17:42
Epcot. Will I ever be able to go back to
17:42
Epcot. Will I ever be able to go back to normal? Oh, look, Art. What? Oh. Oh,
17:45
normal? Oh, look, Art. What? Oh. Oh,
17:45
normal? Oh, look, Art. What? Oh. Oh, good. I was just about to say it's in
17:47
good. I was just about to say it's in
17:47
good. I was just about to say it's in the wrong part. If you're coming into
17:48
the wrong part. If you're coming into
17:48
the wrong part. If you're coming into the airport. Oh, look, Art. If you're
17:50
the airport. Oh, look, Art. If you're
17:50
the airport. Oh, look, Art. If you're leaving the airport, get out of my way,
17:51
leaving the airport, get out of my way,
17:51
leaving the airport, get out of my way, Art. I want to go home. Death Valley.
17:53
Art. I want to go home. Death Valley.
17:53
Art. I want to go home. Death Valley. Now, there's a place I haven't been in a
17:55
Now, there's a place I haven't been in a
17:55
Now, there's a place I haven't been in a while. Where you going? Well, I'll give
17:57
while. Where you going? Well, I'll give
17:57
while. Where you going? Well, I'll give them this. They've at least started to
17:58
them this. They've at least started to
17:58
them this. They've at least started to make LAX look a lot nicer. So hard to
18:01
make LAX look a lot nicer. So hard to
18:01
make LAX look a lot nicer. So hard to get into and out of, but it looks much
18:05
get into and out of, but it looks much
18:05
get into and out of, but it looks much better. Come on, bags. Where's our bags?
18:09
better. Come on, bags. Where's our bags?
18:09
better. Come on, bags. Where's our bags? Feels like those MVIN's commercials.
18:11
Feels like those MVIN's commercials.
18:11
Feels like those MVIN's commercials. Open. Open. Open. Ooh, I see one. I see
18:13
Open. Open. Open. Ooh, I see one. I see
18:14
Open. Open. Open. Ooh, I see one. I see one. I see the other one. We made it.
18:16
one. I see the other one. We made it.
18:16
one. I see the other one. We made it. Come to a papa. Yes. All right. And now
18:20
Come to a papa. Yes. All right. And now
18:20
Come to a papa. Yes. All right. And now transportation. Believe there will be a
18:22
transportation. Believe there will be a
18:22
transportation. Believe there will be a car waiting for us right over there in
18:24
car waiting for us right over there in
18:24
car waiting for us right over there in the garage. Right away, whenever you're
18:25
the garage. Right away, whenever you're
18:26
the garage. Right away, whenever you're picking someone up from LAX, just park.
18:27
picking someone up from LAX, just park.
18:27
picking someone up from LAX, just park. It's like three bucks. That way you
18:29
It's like three bucks. That way you
18:29
It's like three bucks. That way you don't have to circle and circle and
18:31
don't have to circle and circle and
18:31
don't have to circle and circle and circle. Boy, that's a squeaky bus. Wa!
18:33
circle. Boy, that's a squeaky bus. Wa!
18:33
circle. Boy, that's a squeaky bus. Wa! Get the WD40. Woohoo! California, we're
18:37
Get the WD40. Woohoo! California, we're
18:37
Get the WD40. Woohoo! California, we're back. Where are we going? Who are we
18:40
back. Where are we going? Who are we
18:40
back. Where are we going? Who are we looking for? The smoking man. Is this an
18:43
looking for? The smoking man. Is this an
18:43
looking for? The smoking man. Is this an episode of the X Files? We're not going
18:45
episode of the X Files? We're not going
18:45
episode of the X Files? We're not going home on a motorcycle, are we? There he
18:47
home on a motorcycle, are we? There he
18:47
home on a motorcycle, are we? There he is. Look at fake Tyler. Tuna Tyler the
18:50
is. Look at fake Tyler. Tuna Tyler the
18:50
is. Look at fake Tyler. Tuna Tyler the big T. The big tuna chief. Hey, what's
18:54
big T. The big tuna chief. Hey, what's
18:54
big T. The big tuna chief. Hey, what's up? Thanks for picking me up at LAX,
18:55
up? Thanks for picking me up at LAX,
18:56
up? Thanks for picking me up at LAX, dude. Pay for my parking. It's a big
18:57
dude. Pay for my parking. It's a big
18:57
dude. Pay for my parking. It's a big sacrifice for an Orange County boy.
18:59
sacrifice for an Orange County boy.
18:59
sacrifice for an Orange County boy. Whatever an Uber was. Just multiply that
19:02
Whatever an Uber was. Just multiply that
19:02
Whatever an Uber was. Just multiply that times two and pay for my parking. Nice.
19:05
times two and pay for my parking. Nice.
19:05
times two and pay for my parking. Nice. Hey, dude. Do you want a Mickey Mouse
19:06
Hey, dude. Do you want a Mickey Mouse
19:06
Hey, dude. Do you want a Mickey Mouse balloon shaped
19:08
balloon shaped
19:08
balloon shaped pillow? Would that satisfy my debt? No.
19:12
pillow? Would that satisfy my debt? No.
19:12
pillow? Would that satisfy my debt? No. Wa! Check it out. Nice, Hyundai. Dude,
19:14
Wa! Check it out. Nice, Hyundai. Dude,
19:14
Wa! Check it out. Nice, Hyundai. Dude, you ever miss the old uh Ford Fiesta
19:16
you ever miss the old uh Ford Fiesta
19:16
you ever miss the old uh Ford Fiesta that you used to drive or what? Dude,
19:18
that you used to drive or what? Dude,
19:18
that you used to drive or what? Dude, there's We're going the same speed as
19:20
there's We're going the same speed as
19:20
there's We're going the same speed as the train. There's just a guy looking
19:21
the train. There's just a guy looking
19:21
the train. There's just a guy looking out the window at us. He's just like,
19:24
out the window at us. He's just like,
19:24
out the window at us. He's just like, "Hey, look at those young, handsome."
19:25
"Hey, look at those young, handsome."
19:25
"Hey, look at those young, handsome." Hey, hey,
19:27
Hey, hey,
19:27
Hey, hey, buddy. Get the lead out, Tyler. I don't
19:29
buddy. Get the lead out, Tyler. I don't
19:29
buddy. Get the lead out, Tyler. I don't want that guy looking at me. And we're
19:32
want that guy looking at me. And we're
19:32
want that guy looking at me. And we're finally home. And I forgot that we had
19:34
finally home. And I forgot that we had
19:34
finally home. And I forgot that we had just done a trip to Alli's hometown and
19:36
just done a trip to Alli's hometown and
19:36
just done a trip to Alli's hometown and brought back a bunch of stuff from her
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brought back a bunch of stuff from her
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brought back a bunch of stuff from her school and from her parents' house and
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school and from her parents' house and
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school and from her parents' house and from all the things. It's our house is
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from all the things. It's our house is
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from all the things. It's our house is still a mess. And now we brought back
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still a mess. And now we brought back
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still a mess. And now we brought back things from Epic Universe to make it
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things from Epic Universe to make it
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things from Epic Universe to make it more of a mess. So, we got to clean. We
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more of a mess. So, we got to clean. We
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more of a mess. So, we got to clean. We got to unpack. Fun days are coming. No,
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got to unpack. Fun days are coming. No,
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got to unpack. Fun days are coming. No, but in all seriousness, there are some
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but in all seriousness, there are some
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but in all seriousness, there are some very fun adventures coming. Now we made
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very fun adventures coming. Now we made
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very fun adventures coming. Now we made it back, which means we've done our
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it back, which means we've done our
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it back, which means we've done our duty. We can go home and sleep well.
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Is that bunny still winking at me? Is he
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Is that bunny still winking at me? Is he still winking? Quit laughing at me,
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still winking? Quit laughing at me,
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still winking? Quit laughing at me, bird. Oo, five-legged goat.