A Randomland Christmas, featuring Mr Dapper and all his friends!
WOW! Merry Christmas to all! Mister Dapper is here for a very Special RANDOMLAND CHRISTMAS!
We've Journeyed across the country, visited OTHER countries, and had all kinds of amazing and epic adventures right here on this channel in 2016! We've laughed, we've cried, we've danced and sang, and now it's time for Mister Dapper and some very special friends to round out 2016 with an amazing Christmas Special!
And from Myself, Justin Scarred, May you all have a wonderful and very merry Christmas - whether you celebrate the birth of Christ or not, I wish you all joy! And for those of you who are lonely and struggling, alone or otherwise, remember not to give up, even when the holidays hurt, because from experience making it through to the good ones in the future is worth it. I love you all, see you all a little later, and remember, Feliz naviDAD!
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Transcript
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oh hello you all know know me I'm
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oh hello you all know know me I'm Cornelius J Dapper the most deire the
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Cornelius J Dapper the most deire the
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Cornelius J Dapper the most deire the most dashing the Dapper fellow in town
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most dashing the Dapper fellow in town
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most dashing the Dapper fellow in town welcome to my Christmas
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parlor what's that oh of course I'm
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parlor what's that oh of course I'm sorry I forgot to introduce my little
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sorry I forgot to introduce my little
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sorry I forgot to introduce my little friend Julio he has something to say to
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you quite profound well Julio and I were
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you quite profound well Julio and I were hoping that youd join us tonight to
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hoping that youd join us tonight to
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hoping that youd join us tonight to celebrate the magic of U tide and here
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celebrate the magic of U tide and here
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celebrate the magic of U tide and here before you we have our most Dapper tree
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before you we have our most Dapper tree
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before you we have our most Dapper tree the most Dapper tree I've ever seen
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the most Dapper tree I've ever seen
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the most Dapper tree I've ever seen because it's not just any ordinary
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because it's not just any ordinary
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because it's not just any ordinary Christmas tree this is a magical tree
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Christmas tree this is a magical tree
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Christmas tree this is a magical tree it's full of Clips let's take a look
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it's full of Clips let's take a look
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it's full of Clips let's take a look I'll show you what I
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I'll show you what I
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I'll show you what I mean when traveling in any foreign land
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mean when traveling in any foreign land
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mean when traveling in any foreign land it is always wise to offer a sacrifice
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it is always wise to offer a sacrifice
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it is always wise to offer a sacrifice to the local deities to keep you safe oh
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to the local deities to keep you safe oh
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to the local deities to keep you safe oh mighty peanut I have brought to you a
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mighty peanut I have brought to you a
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mighty peanut I have brought to you a sacrifice please do not Smite us on our
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sacrifice please do not Smite us on our
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sacrifice please do not Smite us on our journey through your
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journey through your
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journey through your lands I believe the peanut has been
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lands I believe the peanut has been
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lands I believe the peanut has been pleased we may travel in safety now wo
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pleased we may travel in safety now wo
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pleased we may travel in safety now wo look at the size of this thing no no no
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look at the size of this thing no no no
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look at the size of this thing no no no no no this mermaid is huge I said I
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no no this mermaid is huge I said I
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no no this mermaid is huge I said I wanted to see The Little Mermaid God
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wanted to see The Little Mermaid God
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wanted to see The Little Mermaid God right say goodbye George see you guys
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right say goodbye George see you guys
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right say goodbye George see you guys later you're supposed to say goodbye
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later you're supposed to say goodbye
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later you're supposed to say goodbye George goodbye George oh way to be
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George goodbye George oh way to be
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George goodbye George oh way to be sarcastic presenting the new and
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sarcastic presenting the new and
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sarcastic presenting the new and improved
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improved
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improved Florida Justin what do you think guys I
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Florida Justin what do you think guys I
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Florida Justin what do you think guys I got my Florida town I got my Orlando
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got my Florida town I got my Orlando
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got my Florida town I got my Orlando Florida tiedye shirt and check this out
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Florida tiedye shirt and check this out
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Florida tiedye shirt and check this out pink fanny pack now I finally have a
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pink fanny pack now I finally have a
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pink fanny pack now I finally have a place to put my Florida sunscreen just
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place to put my Florida sunscreen just
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place to put my Florida sunscreen just like a real Floridian oh yeah new
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like a real Floridian oh yeah new
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like a real Floridian oh yeah new friends doing some friendship things
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friends doing some friendship things
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friends doing some friendship things listening to the birdie sing smelling
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listening to the birdie sing smelling
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listening to the birdie sing smelling the roses and doing all things that
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the roses and doing all things that
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the roses and doing all things that friends do I love you new buds homies
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friends do I love you new buds homies
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friends do I love you new buds homies Amigos hanging out having a good time
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Amigos hanging out having a good time
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Amigos hanging out having a good time without a doubt you're my friend oh
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without a doubt you're my friend oh
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without a doubt you're my friend oh pumpkin man I love you oh Harold you are
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pumpkin man I love you oh Harold you are
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pumpkin man I love you oh Harold you are such a great friend you done with your
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such a great friend you done with your
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such a great friend you done with your pumpkin spice latte I've just been
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pumpkin spice latte I've just been
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pumpkin spice latte I've just been watching The Weather Channel this whole
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watching The Weather Channel this whole
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watching The Weather Channel this whole time and speaking of The Weather Channel
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time and speaking of The Weather Channel
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time and speaking of The Weather Channel they actually used my Instagram video in
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they actually used my Instagram video in
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they actually used my Instagram video in one of their online stories about Disney
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one of their online stories about Disney
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one of their online stories about Disney World closing that default picture is
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World closing that default picture is
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World closing that default picture is from my
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from my
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from my Instagram I'm famous that means this
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Instagram I'm famous that means this
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Instagram I'm famous that means this place is almost as old as the old wested
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place is almost as old as the old wested
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place is almost as old as the old wested sh look at this hidden k k for not but
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sh look at this hidden k k for not but
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sh look at this hidden k k for not but not starts with an N no it does
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not starts with an N no it does
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not starts with an N no it does canot
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canot i.com
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i.com
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i.com patreon.com Justin look for me on
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patreon.com Justin look for me on
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patreon.com Justin look for me on Facebook Justin SC and Twitter live as I
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Facebook Justin SC and Twitter live as I
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Facebook Justin SC and Twitter live as I po on Instagram right George yeah yeah
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po on Instagram right George yeah yeah
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po on Instagram right George yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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yeah oh yeah you see my
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yeah oh yeah you see my [Music]
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[Music]
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[Music] faceon what were you doing in there I
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faceon what were you doing in there I
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faceon what were you doing in there I was waiting for you the whole time yeah
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was waiting for you the whole time yeah
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was waiting for you the whole time yeah here come over to the come over to the
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here come over to the come over to the
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here come over to the come over to the party Zone The Party Zone I like the
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party Zone The Party Zone I like the
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party Zone The Party Zone I like the sound of that I don't have my Florida
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sound of that I don't have my Florida
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sound of that I don't have my Florida shirt dang it you're not invited
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shirt dang it you're not invited
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shirt dang it you're not invited please notice my detail please SAS bring
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please notice my detail please SAS bring
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please notice my detail please SAS bring it up here you got toast it yeah I'm
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it up here you got toast it yeah I'm
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it up here you got toast it yeah I'm back in town yeah the a little toast the
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back in town yeah the a little toast the
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back in town yeah the a little toast the little little back this is your first
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little little back this is your first
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little little back this is your first sasp Barilla it I think I I don't think
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sasp Barilla it I think I I don't think
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sasp Barilla it I think I I don't think I've ever had a SAS barill since the
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I've ever had a SAS barill since the
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I've ever had a SAS barill since the last time you had one I don't did I have
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last time you had one I don't did I have
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last time you had one I don't did I have one before I don't know are we doing I'm
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one before I don't know are we doing I'm
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one before I don't know are we doing I'm really
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thirsty this really sexy picture of Walt
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thirsty this really sexy picture of Walt Disney dedicating Disneyland sexy
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looks very bizarre the way I'm a lot of
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looks very bizarre the way I'm a lot of people you okay I'm getting choked up
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people you okay I'm getting choked up
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people you okay I'm getting choked up why because of the memories because of
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why because of the memories because of
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why because of the memories because of the feelings I think you'd ever get four
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the feelings I think you'd ever get four
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the feelings I think you'd ever get four grown men in a che how we get out it's a
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grown men in a che how we get out it's a
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grown men in a che how we get out it's a thing we did it oh what a good dancer Mr
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thing we did it oh what a good dancer Mr
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thing we did it oh what a good dancer Mr Beast you're such a wonderful dancer
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Beast you're such a wonderful dancer
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Beast you're such a wonderful dancer look at how light on your feet you are
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look at how light on your feet you are
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look at how light on your feet you are oh okay see I came back because I wanted
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oh okay see I came back because I wanted
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oh okay see I came back because I wanted to get a fun one can I stand on this
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to get a fun one can I stand on this
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to get a fun one can I stand on this side is that okay look at this look at
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side is that okay look at this look at
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side is that okay look at this look at this right here we're going to take a
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this right here we're going to take a
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this right here we're going to take a fun one look at this thing George the
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fun one look at this thing George the
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fun one look at this thing George the ultimate fun pick a very fun pick I'll
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ultimate fun pick a very fun pick I'll
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ultimate fun pick a very fun pick I'll prop it against my shoe okay George
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prop it against my shoe okay George
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prop it against my shoe okay George hurry we're getting a fun
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hurry we're getting a fun
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hurry we're getting a fun one this is a very fun pick look at us
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one this is a very fun pick look at us
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one this is a very fun pick look at us everybody we're taking a very fun
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everybody we're taking a very fun
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everybody we're taking a very fun picture
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picture
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picture over where's your head
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over where's your head
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over where's your head fr I'm sorry about
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Han control
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Han control yourself scary I I don't know what to
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yourself scary I I don't know what to
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yourself scary I I don't know what to say you're just so pretty I just I can't
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say you're just so pretty I just I can't
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say you're just so pretty I just I can't I can't even George has a crush on you
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I can't even George has a crush on you
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I can't even George has a crush on you too he has the biggest crush on
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too he has the biggest crush on
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too he has the biggest crush on you George's wife is going to be
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you George's wife is going to be
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you George's wife is going to be angry you better not be cheating again
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angry you better not be cheating again
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angry you better not be cheating again har cheating I ain't never done no
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har cheating I ain't never done no
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har cheating I ain't never done no cheating in my life you always cheating
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cheating in my life you always cheating
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cheating in my life you always cheating six ways to sunnd get back now before I
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six ways to sunnd get back now before I
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six ways to sunnd get back now before I get rough now settle down you two before
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get rough now settle down you two before
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get rough now settle down you two before it gets ugly ugly I'll show you boys
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it gets ugly ugly I'll show you boys
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it gets ugly ugly I'll show you boys ugly calm down now Cal down oh my word
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ugly calm down now Cal down oh my word
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ugly calm down now Cal down oh my word weren't those clips a bundle of fun I
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weren't those clips a bundle of fun I
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weren't those clips a bundle of fun I would say so myself if I could there's
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would say so myself if I could there's
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would say so myself if I could there's someone at the door us this the door
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someone at the door us this the door
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someone at the door us this the door we're going to have
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we're going to have
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we're going to have company oh another filthy Irishman yes
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company oh another filthy Irishman yes
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company oh another filthy Irishman yes we don't have any potatoes today I'm
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we don't have any potatoes today I'm
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we don't have any potatoes today I'm sorry they're all out is Justin here I
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sorry they're all out is Justin here I
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sorry they're all out is Justin here I don't who's Justin Julio perhaps no is
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don't who's Justin Julio perhaps no is
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don't who's Justin Julio perhaps no is he with you Julio you brought me a
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he with you Julio you brought me a
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he with you Julio you brought me a Christmas gift well I brought Justin a
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Christmas gift well I brought Justin a
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Christmas gift well I brought Justin a Christmas gift I don't know who I don't
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Christmas gift I don't know who I don't
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Christmas gift I don't know who I don't know who Justin is but may I take this
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know who Justin is but may I take this
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know who Justin is but may I take this instead this isn't for
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instead this isn't for
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instead this isn't for you you I should probably
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leave
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leave what oh my sweet sweet Kina I love you
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what oh my sweet sweet Kina I love you
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what oh my sweet sweet Kina I love you so much what can I do to win your heart
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so much what can I do to win your heart
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so much what can I do to win your heart you must sing me a love song a love song
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you must sing me a love song a love song
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you must sing me a love song a love song for the Angels so my sisters came here
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for the Angels so my sisters came here
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for the Angels so my sisters came here oh
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[Music] love you to my
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heart and
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heart and [Music]
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oh no
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oh no my smile on
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my smile on
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my smile on me I love you I love you you
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beautiful m i s s i s s i PPI
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beautiful m i s s i s s i PPI [Applause]
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miss your majesty he touched me oh I can
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miss your majesty he touched me oh I can never wash this hand again that was
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never wash this hand again that was
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never wash this hand again that was weird it was me and one other lady the
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weird it was me and one other lady the
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weird it was me and one other lady the lady who ran the show and maybe the Lord
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lady who ran the show and maybe the Lord
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lady who ran the show and maybe the Lord what other things do you love I love I
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what other things do you love I love I
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what other things do you love I love I love in Jones I love everything you love
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love in Jones I love everything you love
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love in Jones I love everything you love those Ducks cracking over there of
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those Ducks cracking over there of
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those Ducks cracking over there of course I love the
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Ducks okay we're doing a vlog over here
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Ducks okay we're doing a vlog over here jeez like no matter what seeing this
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jeez like no matter what seeing this
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jeez like no matter what seeing this giant chicken would make me really happy
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giant chicken would make me really happy
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giant chicken would make me really happy but unexpected giant chicken are you
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but unexpected giant chicken are you
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but unexpected giant chicken are you kidding me this is the greatest day of
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kidding me this is the greatest day of
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kidding me this is the greatest day of my life it's a giant freaking chicken I
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my life it's a giant freaking chicken I
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my life it's a giant freaking chicken I mean if there's one thing I love and you
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mean if there's one thing I love and you
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mean if there's one thing I love and you can quote me on
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this it's a good Caboose it looks like
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this it's a good Caboose it looks like this fell were murdered by a guy named
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this fell were murdered by a guy named
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this fell were murdered by a guy named Bob Bob Cat don't look at me Hollywood
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Bob Bob Cat don't look at me Hollywood
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Bob Bob Cat don't look at me Hollywood with bums and drunks and hobos Hollywood
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with bums and drunks and hobos Hollywood
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with bums and drunks and hobos Hollywood and it's honestly like really touching
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and it's honestly like really touching
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and it's honestly like really touching to
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see sorry one of these farm duck is
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see sorry one of these farm duck is spitting in my eye and the other one's
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spitting in my eye and the other one's
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spitting in my eye and the other one's getting sweaty with respect dang it it's
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getting sweaty with respect dang it it's
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getting sweaty with respect dang it it's 8:00 p.m. the free orange juice is
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8:00 p.m. the free orange juice is
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8:00 p.m. the free orange juice is closed well I guess I can afford my own
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closed well I guess I can afford my own
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closed well I guess I can afford my own orange juice at least I still get a fun
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orange juice at least I still get a fun
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orange juice at least I still get a fun pick with this guy huh don't touch me
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pick with this guy huh don't touch me
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pick with this guy huh don't touch me okay I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy yane
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okay I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy yane
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okay I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy yane doodle do
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doodle do
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doodle do or I'm riding a bunny would you look
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or I'm riding a bunny would you look
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or I'm riding a bunny would you look side of this BR snake I'm being digested
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digested digested Prince I leave
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digested digested Prince I leave fabulous strong as 10 regular men
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fabulous strong as 10 regular men
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fabulous strong as 10 regular men definitely wait for me I'll stop singing
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definitely wait for me I'll stop singing
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definitely wait for me I'll stop singing I promise I would just leave you guys in
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I promise I would just leave you guys in
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I promise I would just leave you guys in the car but I'm pretty sure there's laws
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the car but I'm pretty sure there's laws
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the car but I'm pretty sure there's laws against that stuff now oh heck yeah I
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against that stuff now oh heck yeah I
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against that stuff now oh heck yeah I got a fist full of wieners and I'm ready
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got a fist full of wieners and I'm ready
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got a fist full of wieners and I'm ready to go wow this is where Dr Brown washes
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to go wow this is where Dr Brown washes
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to go wow this is where Dr Brown washes his hands you think if I drink the water
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his hands you think if I drink the water
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his hands you think if I drink the water I'll get
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I'll get
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I'll get smart ground water
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smart ground water
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smart ground water all right I give up it's getting a
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all right I give up it's getting a
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all right I give up it's getting a little creepy in here so I am just going
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little creepy in here so I am just going
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little creepy in here so I am just going to lock up the storage and head to
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Disneyland It's the
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Disneyland It's the sun BL
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sun BL
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sun BL whoa Justin you have to come back with
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whoa Justin you have to come back with
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whoa Justin you have to come back with me Oscar back with you where Back to the
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me Oscar back with you where Back to the
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me Oscar back with you where Back to the Future look at this I got the whole
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Future look at this I got the whole
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Future look at this I got the whole monal car to myself I got the whole
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monal car to myself I got the whole
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monal car to myself I got the whole monal to myself I got the
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monal to myself I got the
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monal to myself I got the whole to myself I got this whole dang
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whole to myself I got this whole dang
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whole to myself I got this whole dang monal to myself I got this monare to
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monal to myself I got this monare to
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monal to myself I got this monare to myself child great king Michael I have
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myself child great king Michael I have
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myself child great king Michael I have followed your code show me your ways of
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come Mr T man me ban daylight come and
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come Mr T man me ban daylight come and me what's wrong I really don't like that
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me what's wrong I really don't like that
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me what's wrong I really don't like that song what he hates the song so much why
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song what he hates the song so much why
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song what he hates the song so much why I don't hate this song I just not a big
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I don't hate this song I just not a big
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I don't hate this song I just not a big Beetle Juice
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Beetle Juice
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Beetle Juice fan nothing new with Beetle Juice Mr T
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fan nothing new with Beetle Juice Mr T
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fan nothing new with Beetle Juice Mr T man T me ban I put that song on in the
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man T me ban I put that song on in the
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man T me ban I put that song on in the car one time and he got really angry and
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car one time and he got really angry and
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car one time and he got really angry and he kept turning it down I just don't
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he kept turning it down I just don't
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he kept turning it down I just don't I've heard it enough in elementary I
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I've heard it enough in elementary I
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I've heard it enough in elementary I don't want this to do
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want you've never just wanted to go
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want you've never just wanted to go home right now yeah I'm about to go home
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home right now yeah I'm about to go home
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home right now yeah I'm about to go home what was the meaning of that well they
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what was the meaning of that well they
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what was the meaning of that well they were clips for Justin but you kind of
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were clips for Justin but you kind of
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were clips for Justin but you kind of ruined it next time you should try
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ruined it next time you should try
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ruined it next time you should try chocolates maybe some schnaps
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duster oh my word look at this you've
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duster oh my word look at this you've soiled my glove with your insulin don't
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soiled my glove with your insulin don't
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soiled my glove with your insulin don't you mean insulin I know what I said
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you mean insulin I know what I said
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you mean insulin I know what I said usice usce the door the
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usice usce the door the
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usice usce the door the door would you would you mind opening
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door would you would you mind opening
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door would you would you mind opening the door please sure you could do
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the door please sure you could do
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the door please sure you could do something
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Irish what's up George what's up buddy
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Irish what's up George what's up buddy what's up man how's it going good
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what's up man how's it going good
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what's up man how's it going good where's Justin he is not here where is
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where's Justin he is not here where is
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where's Justin he is not here where is he uh I don't know I've been dealing
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he uh I don't know I've been dealing
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he uh I don't know I've been dealing with this guy
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wait so where's Justin I don't know he's
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wait so where's Justin I don't know he's not here yet who's this guy I sir I'm
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not here yet who's this guy I sir I'm
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not here yet who's this guy I sir I'm the master of this house Cornelius J
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the master of this house Cornelius J
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the master of this house Cornelius J know I really don't care where's Justin
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know I really don't care where's Justin
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know I really don't care where's Justin I have no idea he won't return my calls
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I have no idea he won't return my calls
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I have no idea he won't return my calls texts nothing so would I do this well
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texts nothing so would I do this well
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texts nothing so would I do this well hold on to it I guess whatever you do
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hold on to it I guess whatever you do
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hold on to it I guess whatever you do don't let this guy have it oh my word
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don't let this guy have it oh my word
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don't let this guy have it oh my word look more Clips Happy Happy
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look more Clips Happy Happy
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look more Clips Happy Happy Thanksgiving Happy thanks that you I
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Thanksgiving Happy thanks that you I
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Thanksgiving Happy thanks that you I give it's a super aw some turkey day
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give it's a super aw some turkey day
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give it's a super aw some turkey day sorry to all the natives I've got a
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sorry to all the natives I've got a
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sorry to all the natives I've got a Thanksgiving turkey it's so gobble
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Thanksgiving turkey it's so gobble
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Thanksgiving turkey it's so gobble gobble good all the pilgrims came to PL
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gobble good all the pilgrims came to PL
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gobble good all the pilgrims came to PL is just to get some gravy it is
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is just to get some gravy it is
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is just to get some gravy it is Thanksgiving it is Thanksgiving Happy
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Thanksgiving it is Thanksgiving Happy
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Thanksgiving it is Thanksgiving Happy Thanksgiving to you and you and you and
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Thanksgiving to you and you and you and
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Thanksgiving to you and you and you and you Happy Thanksgiving everyone enjoy
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you Happy Thanksgiving everyone enjoy
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you Happy Thanksgiving everyone enjoy your turkey or turkey substitute get a
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your turkey or turkey substitute get a
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your turkey or turkey substitute get a life
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life
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life get a
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get a
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get a life get a life oh my oh my gosh oh my
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life get a life oh my oh my gosh oh my
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life get a life oh my oh my gosh oh my gosh I don't I don't have a
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gosh I don't I don't have a
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gosh I don't I don't have a life I don't have a life what the heck
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life I don't have a life what the heck
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life I don't have a life what the heck is this girl little girl let me borrow
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is this girl little girl let me borrow
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is this girl little girl let me borrow your hoverboard Poli my oh my
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your hoverboard Poli my oh my
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your hoverboard Poli my oh my gosh hi I wasn't expecting to see you
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gosh hi I wasn't expecting to see you
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gosh hi I wasn't expecting to see you there miss nurse big shoulders lady but
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there miss nurse big shoulders lady but
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there miss nurse big shoulders lady but I'm that really did Scare Me
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I'm that really did Scare Me
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I'm that really did Scare Me I just wasn't looking always look around
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I just wasn't looking always look around
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I just wasn't looking always look around children cuz there could be a
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children cuz there could be a
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children cuz there could be a prehistoric woman standing there saying
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prehistoric woman standing there saying
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prehistoric woman standing there saying hi look at that look at all this hey hey
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hi look at that look at all this hey hey
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hi look at that look at all this hey hey what's going on in here what is this
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what's going on in here what is this
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what's going on in here what is this where in the world have I ended
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where in the world have I ended
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where in the world have I ended up a wigwam I don't think I'm supposed
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up a wigwam I don't think I'm supposed
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up a wigwam I don't think I'm supposed to be in there I better get out of here
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to be in there I better get out of here
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to be in there I better get out of here before they charge me 400 bucks so it's
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before they charge me 400 bucks so it's
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before they charge me 400 bucks so it's really more of
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[Music] a
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a
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a yeah yeah
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[Music] [Applause]
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the time is now 6:20 we will be closing
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the time is now 6:20 we will be closing property in 40 minutes at 700 p.m. and
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property in 40 minutes at 700 p.m. and
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property in 40 minutes at 700 p.m. and The Time Is Now 6:20 we will be
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The Time Is Now 6:20 we will be
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The Time Is Now 6:20 we will be closing minutes at.
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closing minutes at.
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closing minutes at. [Applause]
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look at the formality Mr Wayne oh no
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look at the formality Mr Wayne oh no need to stand on formality Mr
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way
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way yeah I
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yeah I
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yeah I believe I believe I have a little
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believe I believe I have a little
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believe I believe I have a little something a little cup of tea shall I
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something a little cup of tea shall I
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something a little cup of tea shall I yes persons who have occupied this suite
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yes persons who have occupied this suite
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yes persons who have occupied this suite and talking about how Michael Jackson's
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and talking about how Michael Jackson's
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and talking about how Michael Jackson's been here and different presidents and
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been here and different presidents and
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been here and different presidents and Kings and noes and fancy wonder that
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Kings and noes and fancy wonder that
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Kings and noes and fancy wonder that wasn't good dad actually I kind of
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wasn't good dad actually I kind of
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wasn't good dad actually I kind of wonder what it would be like to be dead
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wonder what it would be like to be dead
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wonder what it would be like to be dead huh only one way to find
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huh only one way to find
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huh only one way to find out little warm is
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out little warm is
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out little warm is hot my old Sunday school teacher said it
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hot my old Sunday school teacher said it
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hot my old Sunday school teacher said it would be hot once I died all this to
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would be hot once I died all this to
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would be hot once I died all this to myself that's right I did have all this
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myself that's right I did have all this
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myself that's right I did have all this to myself I had the whole C cabin to
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to myself I had the whole C cabin to
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to myself I had the whole C cabin to myself I had a big old cabin to myself I
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myself I had a big old cabin to myself I
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myself I had a big old cabin to myself I had the whole cabin to my sh I had a c
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had the whole cabin to my sh I had a c
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had the whole cabin to my sh I had a c here to my
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here to my
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here to my sh so you've bought Marilyn Monroe
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sh so you've bought Marilyn Monroe
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sh so you've bought Marilyn Monroe underwear I have this is the most fun
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underwear I have this is the most fun
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underwear I have this is the most fun ever ever can I just go
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ever ever can I just go
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ever ever can I just go again awesome they're letting me go
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again awesome they're letting me go
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again awesome they're letting me go again where we're going again hey what's
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again where we're going again hey what's
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again where we're going again hey what's up fellas long time no see
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up fellas long time no see
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up fellas long time no see buddy yes I must have had more fiber in
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buddy yes I must have had more fiber in
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buddy yes I must have had more fiber in my diet than I thought and we got plenty
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my diet than I thought and we got plenty
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my diet than I thought and we got plenty of logs today plenty of logs hey fell I
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of logs today plenty of logs hey fell I
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of logs today plenty of logs hey fell I love playing with these fake gun oh here
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love playing with these fake gun oh here
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love playing with these fake gun oh here it is Yum it's a gluten-free treat
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it is Yum it's a gluten-free treat
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it is Yum it's a gluten-free treat that's made of meat oh my god oh tiny
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that's made of meat oh my god oh tiny
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that's made of meat oh my god oh tiny little babies
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little babies
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little babies [Music]
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mailbox of death ladies and gentlemen
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mailbox of death ladies and gentlemen our musical guest
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Julio I really can't
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Julio I really can't [Music]
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[Music] stay I've got to go
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away this evening has
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away this evening has been so very nice
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been so very nice
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been so very nice [Music]
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[Music] eyes my mother will start to
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eyes my mother will start to
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eyes my mother will start to worry my father will be pacing the floor
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worry my father will be pacing the floor
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worry my father will be pacing the floor you know how it goes Julio so really I
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you know how it goes Julio so really I
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you know how it goes Julio so really I better
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better
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better scary but maybe just a half a drink more
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scary but maybe just a half a drink more
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scary but maybe just a half a drink more while I finish this musical number with
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while I finish this musical number with
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while I finish this musical number with Julio here you should take a look at
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Julio here you should take a look at
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Julio here you should take a look at these clips Hollywood the real one's
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these clips Hollywood the real one's
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these clips Hollywood the real one's full of drunks it's Holly would but this
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full of drunks it's Holly would but this
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full of drunks it's Holly would but this one does not have drunks or hobos and
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one does not have drunks or hobos and
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one does not have drunks or hobos and does not smell like
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urine now that's your good sash barill I
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urine now that's your good sash barill I preer bon bon we know Mary Beth we know
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preer bon bon we know Mary Beth we know
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preer bon bon we know Mary Beth we know you prefer bom boms what that supposed
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you prefer bom boms what that supposed
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you prefer bom boms what that supposed to mean ladies please please this is not
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to mean ladies please please this is not
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to mean ladies please please this is not empty farm this is a time for
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empty farm this is a time for
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empty farm this is a time for celebration Bottoms Up see you later go
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celebration Bottoms Up see you later go
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celebration Bottoms Up see you later go home and eat wow someone needs to send
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home and eat wow someone needs to send
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home and eat wow someone needs to send them to Charm School The Music's bumping
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them to Charm School The Music's bumping
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them to Charm School The Music's bumping don't look now but look what's behind us
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don't look now but look what's behind us
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don't look now but look what's behind us it's the Party Zone The Party Zone why
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it's the Party Zone The Party Zone why
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it's the Party Zone The Party Zone why haven't they erected a plaque here Party
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haven't they erected a plaque here Party
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haven't they erected a plaque here Party The Party
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The Party
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The Party Zone there's no music okay that just got
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Zone there's no music okay that just got
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Zone there's no music okay that just got really awkward awkward and
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really awkward awkward and
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really awkward awkward and remember go easy on that sasita thank
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remember go easy on that sasita thank
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remember go easy on that sasita thank you all for watching and coming along
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you all for watching and coming along
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you all for watching and coming along with me to the
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ooh my dreams to someday come in here
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ooh my dreams to someday come in here and go find me somebody to love find me
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and go find me somebody to love find me
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and go find me somebody to love find me somebody to love and then all of a
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somebody to love and then all of a
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somebody to love and then all of a sudden everyone go find me somebody to
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sudden everyone go find me somebody to
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sudden everyone go find me somebody to love we'll get all the harmonies and
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love we'll get all the harmonies and
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love we'll get all the harmonies and then the rest the remaining members of
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then the rest the remaining members of
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then the rest the remaining members of Queen are going to pop out and we're
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Queen are going to pop out and we're
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Queen are going to pop out and we're going to do can anybody find me some
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going to do can anybody find me some
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going to do can anybody find me some about it's going to be awesome fun
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about it's going to be awesome fun
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about it's going to be awesome fun pick fun pick I mean
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pick fun pick I mean
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pick fun pick I mean fun
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fun
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fun pick Cheese look at this what a fun oh
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pick Cheese look at this what a fun oh
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pick Cheese look at this what a fun oh this isn't fun at all unfun Pig hey I
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this isn't fun at all unfun Pig hey I
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this isn't fun at all unfun Pig hey I know that guy gosh it disturbs me to see
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know that guy gosh it disturbs me to see
21:15
know that guy gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston looking so handsome and hunk
21:18
you Gaston looking so handsome and hunk
21:18
you Gaston looking so handsome and hunk pretty much look at that guy he's still
21:21
pretty much look at that guy he's still
21:21
pretty much look at that guy he's still checking himself out in the mirror like
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checking himself out in the mirror like
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checking himself out in the mirror like 20 minutes later where we celebrate
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20 minutes later where we celebrate
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20 minutes later where we celebrate vigilante justice and death the way a
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vigilante justice and death the way a
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vigilante justice and death the way a good American should
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[Applause]
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[Applause] [Music]
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no why something about these last two
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no why something about these last two CTS man I just have no energy I feel
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CTS man I just have no energy I feel
22:01
CTS man I just have no energy I feel like this little girl right here sad you
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like this little girl right here sad you
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like this little girl right here sad you know what I love about the old west back
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know what I love about the old west back
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know what I love about the old west back when men were men solve their problems
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when men were men solve their problems
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when men were men solve their problems with drinking
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with drinking
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with drinking sella feeling thirsty and you drink a
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sella feeling thirsty and you drink a
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sella feeling thirsty and you drink a drink and then you shoot
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drink and then you shoot
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drink and then you shoot somebody sir sir I'm going to need you
22:20
somebody sir sir I'm going to need you
22:20
somebody sir sir I'm going to need you to wake up right now I'm drunk sir you
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to wake up right now I'm drunk sir you
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to wake up right now I'm drunk sir you cannot be inebriated in the park I'm
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cannot be inebriated in the park I'm
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cannot be inebriated in the park I'm drunk sir you cannot be inebriated in
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drunk sir you cannot be inebriated in
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drunk sir you cannot be inebriated in the park I'm drunk sir you cannot be
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the park I'm drunk sir you cannot be
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the park I'm drunk sir you cannot be inated in the park sir you cannot be
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inated in the park sir you cannot be
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inated in the park sir you cannot be inated in sill is a high alcohol SAS
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inated in sill is a high alcohol SAS
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inated in sill is a high alcohol SAS Gilla has no alcohol in it
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Gilla has no alcohol in it
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Gilla has no alcohol in it oh now if my recollection is correct
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oh now if my recollection is correct
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oh now if my recollection is correct didn't you kick Julio under the last
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didn't you kick Julio under the last
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didn't you kick Julio under the last Pier into the ocean or something that
22:45
Pier into the ocean or something that
22:45
Pier into the ocean or something that was Mr Dapper I would never kick a
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was Mr Dapper I would never kick a
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was Mr Dapper I would never kick a chicken oh now that's what I call a
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chicken oh now that's what I call a
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chicken oh now that's what I call a fresh batch of holid Clips Julio I'm
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fresh batch of holid Clips Julio I'm
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fresh batch of holid Clips Julio I'm feeling very very cheerful now hey who
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feeling very very cheerful now hey who
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feeling very very cheerful now hey who are you why I'm Cornelius J damper my
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are you why I'm Cornelius J damper my
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are you why I'm Cornelius J damper my family built this house well you
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family built this house well you
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family built this house well you shouldn't be here now who the heck
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shouldn't be here now who the heck
23:04
shouldn't be here now who the heck watched all my Clips I can't help it if
23:06
watched all my Clips I can't help it if
23:06
watched all my Clips I can't help it if Julio craves delicious Clips yeah 100%
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Julio craves delicious Clips yeah 100%
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Julio craves delicious Clips yeah 100% calling the
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cops that was
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cops that was weird well that was one heck of a year I
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weird well that was one heck of a year I
23:21
weird well that was one heck of a year I hope you had a Merry Christmas and if
23:23
hope you had a Merry Christmas and if
23:23
hope you had a Merry Christmas and if you did you've done your duty you can go
23:27
you did you've done your duty you can go
23:27
you did you've done your duty you can go home and sleep
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well can go home and sleep well go home
23:38
well can go home and sleep well go home and sleep well home and sleep well go
23:42
and sleep well home and sleep well go
23:42
and sleep well home and sleep well go home and sleep well go home and sleep
23:48
home and sleep well go home and sleep
23:48
home and sleep well go home and sleep well go home and sleep well go home and
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well go home and sleep well go home and
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well go home and sleep well go home and sleep well go home and sleep well go
23:58
sleep well go home and sleep well go
23:58
sleep well go home and sleep well go home and sleep well go home sleep well
24:04
home and sleep well go home sleep well
24:04
home and sleep well go home sleep well go home and sleep well go home and sleep
24:09
go home and sleep well go home and sleep
24:09
go home and sleep well go home and sleep well go home and sleep well go
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well go home and sleep well go
24:13
well go home and sleep well go home and sleep
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home and sleep
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home and sleep well and
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sleep go home and
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sleep go home and sleep well go home and sh sleep well go
24:30
sleep well go home and sh sleep well go
24:30
sleep well go home and sh sleep well go home and sleep well go home and sleep
24:47
sleep well go home and sleep well go home
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home
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home and sleep well go home and sleep well go
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and sleep well go home and sleep well go
24:55
and sleep well go home and sleep well go home and sleep well go home and and
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home and sleep well go home and and
24:59
home and sleep well go home and and sleep well go home and sleep well go
25:04
sleep well go home and sleep well go home and sleep well go home and sleep
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well go home and sleep well go home and sleep well go
25:14
sleep well go
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sleep well go home and sleep well go home and sleep
25:26
well go home and sleep well go home and sleep well
25:29
sleep well
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go home and sleep well go home and sleep well go home and sleep
25:37
well go home and sleep
25:37
well go home and sleep well home and sleep
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well home and sleep
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well home and sleep well go home and sleep
25:45
well go home and sleep well go home go home and sleep
25:49
well go home go home and sleep
25:49
well go home go home and sleep well go home and sleep
25:53
well go home and sleep well go home and shoot him
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well go home and shoot him
25:56
well go home and shoot him well go home
25:59
well go home
25:59
well go home sleep
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sleep
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sleep [Music]
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[Music] well go home and sleep well go home
26:08
well go home and sleep well go home
26:08
well go home and sleep well go home sleep well go home and sleep well now go
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sleep well go home and sleep well now go
26:13
sleep well go home and sleep well now go home and sleep well go home and sleep
26:25
well go home and sleep well go home and sleep well go home and sleep well
26:28
sleep well go home and sleep well
26:33
go home and sleep well go home and sleep well go home and sleep well go home and
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well go home and sleep well go home and sleep well go go home and sleep well go
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sleep well go go home and sleep well go
27:01
sleep well go go home and sleep well go home and sleep well go home and sleep
27:12
well go home and sleep well go home and sleep well go home and sleep
27:16
sleep well go home and sleep
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well go home and sleep well now now we can go home and sleep
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well now now we can go home and sleep
27:25
well now now we can go home and sleep well go home and sleep well go home and
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well go home and sleep well go home and sleep well now you can go home and sleep
27:35
sleep well now you can go home and sleep
27:35
sleep well now you can go home and sleep well go home and sweep well go home and
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well go home and sweep well go home and
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well go home and sweep well go home and sweep well go home sleep well go home
27:47
sweep well go home sleep well go home
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sweep well go home sleep well go home and sleep well go home and sleep well
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bed I burst in my
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bed I burst in my breaches de
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I'm
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I'm okay I've made it to bed Julio good
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okay I've made it to bed Julio good
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okay I've made it to bed Julio good night