Surplus Store Wanderings
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good evening and welcome to the All
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good evening and welcome to the All American surplus store Shh
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American surplus store Shh
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American surplus store Shh I don't think we're supposed to fill in
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I don't think we're supposed to fill in
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I don't think we're supposed to fill in here do you think so too Tyler Evans and
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here do you think so too Tyler Evans and
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here do you think so too Tyler Evans and I are exploring this weird circus tour
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I are exploring this weird circus tour
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I are exploring this weird circus tour and he just wanted to show me something
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and he just wanted to show me something
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and he just wanted to show me something he loves it's boots for your boots I
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he loves it's boots for your boots I
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he loves it's boots for your boots I don't understand why you love them
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don't understand why you love them
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don't understand why you love them something the friendly shop keeps have
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something the friendly shop keeps have
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something the friendly shop keeps have been keeping a close eye on us because
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been keeping a close eye on us because
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been keeping a close eye on us because we look like a couple of nefarious
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we look like a couple of nefarious
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we look like a couple of nefarious characters they want to make sure that
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characters they want to make sure that
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characters they want to make sure that we don't shoplift anything but I don't
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we don't shoplift anything but I don't
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we don't shoplift anything but I don't think we would try that here anyways
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think we would try that here anyways
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think we would try that here anyways because as Tyler just pointed out to me
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because as Tyler just pointed out to me
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because as Tyler just pointed out to me there's all kinds of warnings such as
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all I wanted was a Pepsi there are a lot
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all I wanted was a Pepsi there are a lot of boots here move-move-move
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of boots here move-move-move
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of boots here move-move-move Das Boot you know you wouldn't expect to
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Das Boot you know you wouldn't expect to
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Das Boot you know you wouldn't expect to make a good combat boot but who does
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make a good combat boot but who does
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make a good combat boot but who does anyway converse basketball in combat
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anyway converse basketball in combat
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anyway converse basketball in combat makes sense army surplus stores are a
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makes sense army surplus stores are a
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makes sense army surplus stores are a great place to go if you need to pick up
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great place to go if you need to pick up
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great place to go if you need to pick up some camping gear for a trip to the
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some camping gear for a trip to the
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some camping gear for a trip to the forest or Hoth maybe I don't understand
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forest or Hoth maybe I don't understand
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forest or Hoth maybe I don't understand what this is for other than punching
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what this is for other than punching
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what this is for other than punching things I think you just answered your
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things I think you just answered your
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things I think you just answered your own question excuse me sir I was looking
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own question excuse me sir I was looking
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own question excuse me sir I was looking for a price for
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for a price for
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for a price for hello sir sir
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hello sir sir
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hello sir sir for those of you concerned about saving
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for those of you concerned about saving
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for those of you concerned about saving space you can now combine your compass
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space you can now combine your compass
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space you can now combine your compass and your whistle into one and I always
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and your whistle into one and I always
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and your whistle into one and I always suppose look at all these knives
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people really like to cut things here
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people really like to cut things here check that in its for when you're
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check that in its for when you're
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check that in its for when you're stationed on Fraggle Rock Basin is that
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stationed on Fraggle Rock Basin is that
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stationed on Fraggle Rock Basin is that it has the other end of the show on you
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it has the other end of the show on you
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it has the other end of the show on you I guess it's for the man who's fickle
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I guess it's for the man who's fickle
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I guess it's for the man who's fickle about his logo choices don't tell Tyler
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about his logo choices don't tell Tyler
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about his logo choices don't tell Tyler I'm getting him this rope for his
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I'm getting him this rope for his
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I'm getting him this rope for his birthday you're doing what gifts for
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birthday you're doing what gifts for
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birthday you're doing what gifts for every occasion something for a jailbird
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every occasion something for a jailbird
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every occasion something for a jailbird uncle perhaps look something for my
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uncle perhaps look something for my
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uncle perhaps look something for my grandma variable loaves guns these
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grandma variable loaves guns these
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grandma variable loaves guns these flashlights oh this one's called the LED
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flashlights oh this one's called the LED
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flashlights oh this one's called the LED defender because all you need to do is
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defender because all you need to do is
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defender because all you need to do is shine it in somebody's face some
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shine it in somebody's face some
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shine it in somebody's face some murderers face some murderers face and
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murderers face some murderers face and
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murderers face some murderers face and you'll be defended it's not because
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you'll be defended it's not because
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you'll be defended it's not because they're afraid of bright lights it's
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they're afraid of bright lights it's
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they're afraid of bright lights it's because they think they're being
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because they think they're being
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because they think they're being abducted by aliens this is the kind of
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abducted by aliens this is the kind of
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abducted by aliens this is the kind of hat you put on to yell at people look at
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hat you put on to yell at people look at
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hat you put on to yell at people look at this hat has a coin slot built right in
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this hat has a coin slot built right in
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this hat has a coin slot built right in Tyler yeah you live in the American
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Tyler yeah you live in the American
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Tyler yeah you live in the American South or you lived in the American side
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South or you lived in the American side
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South or you lived in the American side your home is in the American South kinda
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your home is in the American South kinda
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your home is in the American South kinda yeah that's right you like grits and
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yeah that's right you like grits and
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yeah that's right you like grits and stuff and two things people love in the
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stuff and two things people love in the
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stuff and two things people love in the south are the military and overalls
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south are the military and overalls
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south are the military and overalls and check this out if you bought these
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and check this out if you bought these
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and check this out if you bought these you would be the belle of the ball looks
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you would be the belle of the ball looks
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you would be the belle of the ball looks like what I wore to prom I don't know
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like what I wore to prom I don't know
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like what I wore to prom I don't know who Alice is but she's been framed well
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who Alice is but she's been framed well
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who Alice is but she's been framed well I guess you're about the same size
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I guess you're about the same size
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I guess you're about the same size but I think he's buffer sorry bro
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but I think he's buffer sorry bro
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but I think he's buffer sorry bro something about this place reminds me of
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something about this place reminds me of
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something about this place reminds me of my friend Patchi something about it
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my friend Patchi something about it
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my friend Patchi something about it well Tyler and I are gonna purchase our
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well Tyler and I are gonna purchase our
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well Tyler and I are gonna purchase our items and leave because that's what one
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items and leave because that's what one
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items and leave because that's what one usually does with stores once they
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usually does with stores once they
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usually does with stores once they purchase the items I usually leave they
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purchase the items I usually leave they
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purchase the items I usually leave they don't stay all night in the store
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don't stay all night in the store
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don't stay all night in the store because in the 80s
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because in the 80s
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because in the 80s there was this movie with these
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there was this movie with these
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there was this movie with these mannequins that came to life and then
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mannequins that came to life and then
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mannequins that came to life and then one of the mannequins became this kid
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one of the mannequins became this kid
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one of the mannequins became this kid stepmom what was really weird and we
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stepmom what was really weird and we
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stepmom what was really weird and we don't want that to ever ever happen
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don't want that to ever ever happen
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don't want that to ever ever happen again so if this is goodbye farewell
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again so if this is goodbye farewell
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again so if this is goodbye farewell see ya I hope we meet again do we I
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see ya I hope we meet again do we I
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see ya I hope we meet again do we I don't care we kind maybe foresee around
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don't care we kind maybe foresee around
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don't care we kind maybe foresee around a great