Disney World's new Muppet show! Indoor small world & lots of rain

0:03 oh for 48 hours I've been flat on my

0:03 oh for 48 hours I've been flat on my back so it's with the greatest pleasure

0:05 back so it's with the greatest pleasure

0:05 back so it's with the greatest pleasure I announced that we're back at Walt

0:07 I announced that we're back at Walt

0:07 I announced that we're back at Walt Disney World poetry folks pure poetry

0:10 Disney World poetry folks pure poetry

0:10 Disney World poetry folks pure poetry I've been sick for the last several days

0:13 I've been sick for the last several days

0:13 I've been sick for the last several days and finally once my friend Tyler left I

0:15 and finally once my friend Tyler left I

0:15 and finally once my friend Tyler left I knew that I had to rest pretty tough to

0:17 knew that I had to rest pretty tough to

0:17 knew that I had to rest pretty tough to rest when you're in Florida and you're

0:18 rest when you're in Florida and you're

0:18 rest when you're in Florida and you're literally within earshot of all the

0:20 literally within earshot of all the

0:20 literally within earshot of all the fireworks and all the fun happening in

0:22 fireworks and all the fun happening in

0:22 fireworks and all the fun happening in Magic Kingdom but you're too sick to

0:24 Magic Kingdom but you're too sick to

0:24 Magic Kingdom but you're too sick to party my voice is still pretty lost and

0:26 party my voice is still pretty lost and

0:26 party my voice is still pretty lost and there's a crazy tickle in the back of my

0:27 there's a crazy tickle in the back of my

0:27 there's a crazy tickle in the back of my throat but other than that I'm feeling

0:29 throat but other than that I'm feeling

0:29 throat but other than that I'm feeling like as long as I don't party too hard

0:33 like as long as I don't party too hard

0:33 like as long as I don't party too hard I'm ready to go back to the Magic

0:35 I'm ready to go back to the Magic

0:35 I'm ready to go back to the Magic Kingdom beautiful weather today

0:36 Kingdom beautiful weather today

0:36 Kingdom beautiful weather today hurricane Matthews headed towards

0:38 hurricane Matthews headed towards

0:38 hurricane Matthews headed towards Florida above judging by the skies right

0:40 Florida above judging by the skies right

0:40 Florida above judging by the skies right now you would never know at the moment

0:42 now you would never know at the moment

0:42 now you would never know at the moment we're having perfect fairy booat weather

0:43 we're having perfect fairy booat weather

0:44 we're having perfect fairy booat weather Y and There She Blows the general Joe

0:46 Y and There She Blows the general Joe

0:46 Y and There She Blows the general Joe Potter our ferry boat for today Joe

0:49 Potter our ferry boat for today Joe

0:49 Potter our ferry boat for today Joe Potter was a real retired US Army

0:51 Potter was a real retired US Army

0:51 Potter was a real retired US Army General who helped construct a lot of

0:53 General who helped construct a lot of

0:53 General who helped construct a lot of Walt Disney World specifically a lot of

0:55 Walt Disney World specifically a lot of

0:55 Walt Disney World specifically a lot of the underground infrastructure and now

0:58 the underground infrastructure and now

0:58 the underground infrastructure and now this Fair boat's named after him it

1:00 this Fair boat's named after him it

1:00 this Fair boat's named after him it would be pretty awesome to have a boat

1:01 would be pretty awesome to have a boat

1:01 would be pretty awesome to have a boat named after you maybe if I'm really

1:04 named after you maybe if I'm really

1:04 named after you maybe if I'm really really lucky someone will name a rubber

1:05 really lucky someone will name a rubber

1:05 really lucky someone will name a rubber dinghy after me someday go look at this

1:08 dinghy after me someday go look at this

1:08 dinghy after me someday go look at this guy hitching a

1:14 ride getting closer

1:14 ride getting closer sweet hey we landed we

1:18 sweet hey we landed we

1:18 sweet hey we landed we landed awesome hey wait a minute look at

1:21 landed awesome hey wait a minute look at

1:21 landed awesome hey wait a minute look at this people are fishing right here in

1:23 this people are fishing right here in

1:23 this people are fishing right here in front of the Magic Kingdom I don't know

1:25 front of the Magic Kingdom I don't know

1:25 front of the Magic Kingdom I don't know if I'd want to eat those fish wo or wait

1:28 if I'd want to eat those fish wo or wait

1:28 if I'd want to eat those fish wo or wait would you want to eat those those fish

1:30 would you want to eat those those fish

1:30 would you want to eat those those fish cuz they're full of magic so excited see

1:33 cuz they're full of magic so excited see

1:33 cuz they're full of magic so excited see at Disneyland in California your biggest

1:35 at Disneyland in California your biggest

1:35 at Disneyland in California your biggest obstacle to getting into the park

1:36 obstacle to getting into the park

1:36 obstacle to getting into the park quickly is just traffic humans here even

1:39 quickly is just traffic humans here even

1:39 quickly is just traffic humans here even when it's not crowded reaching the Magic

1:40 when it's not crowded reaching the Magic

1:40 when it's not crowded reaching the Magic Kingdom is a whole process you have to

1:42 Kingdom is a whole process you have to

1:42 Kingdom is a whole process you have to park in the third largest parking lot in

1:44 park in the third largest parking lot in

1:44 park in the third largest parking lot in the world and then take a bus Montreal

1:46 the world and then take a bus Montreal

1:46 the world and then take a bus Montreal or ferry boat across or around the Seven

1:48 or ferry boat across or around the Seven

1:48 or ferry boat across or around the Seven Seas Lagoon back there and then finally

1:51 Seas Lagoon back there and then finally

1:51 Seas Lagoon back there and then finally finally finally you get back to the

1:54 finally finally you get back to the

1:54 finally finally you get back to the Magic Kingdom look at that beautiful

1:57 Magic Kingdom look at that beautiful

1:57 Magic Kingdom look at that beautiful banner 45 years old this year here the

2:00 banner 45 years old this year here the

2:00 banner 45 years old this year here the Magic Kingdom and Walt Disney World in

2:01 Magic Kingdom and Walt Disney World in

2:02 Magic Kingdom and Walt Disney World in general of course I was here a few days

2:03 general of course I was here a few days

2:03 general of course I was here a few days ago for the actual 45th anniversary

2:06 ago for the actual 45th anniversary

2:06 ago for the actual 45th anniversary celebration but I was literally like

2:08 celebration but I was literally like

2:08 celebration but I was literally like half dead with cold and I honestly

2:10 half dead with cold and I honestly

2:10 half dead with cold and I honestly barely remember it I just remember being

2:12 barely remember it I just remember being

2:12 barely remember it I just remember being hot so I'm stoked to be back for some

2:14 hot so I'm stoked to be back for some

2:14 hot so I'm stoked to be back for some more magic there's a lot about the Magic

2:16 more magic there's a lot about the Magic

2:16 more magic there's a lot about the Magic Kingdom that I love so much like even

2:18 Kingdom that I love so much like even

2:18 Kingdom that I love so much like even here in town square so many little

2:19 here in town square so many little

2:19 here in town square so many little details and so much more space look at

2:23 details and so much more space look at

2:23 details and so much more space look at all of this so much room just look at

2:26 all of this so much room just look at

2:26 all of this so much room just look at the porch of the Town Square Theater as

2:28 the porch of the Town Square Theater as

2:28 the porch of the Town Square Theater as an example look at those rocks chairs at

2:30 an example look at those rocks chairs at

2:30 an example look at those rocks chairs at Disneyland in the same spot we have the

2:32 Disneyland in the same spot we have the

2:32 Disneyland in the same spot we have the Main Street opera house and it's weird

2:34 Main Street opera house and it's weird

2:34 Main Street opera house and it's weird being a Californian here because

2:35 being a Californian here because

2:35 being a Californian here because everything's so similar but just a

2:36 everything's so similar but just a

2:36 everything's so similar but just a little bit different city hall and Main

2:38 little bit different city hall and Main

2:38 little bit different city hall and Main Street Station are in the same places

2:40 Street Station are in the same places

2:41 Street Station are in the same places but Main Street Station is huge here

2:43 but Main Street Station is huge here

2:43 but Main Street Station is huge here it's got that big covered canopy up

2:45 it's got that big covered canopy up

2:45 it's got that big covered canopy up there for the Florida weather and

2:46 there for the Florida weather and

2:46 there for the Florida weather and there's all this crazy room underneath

2:48 there's all this crazy room underneath

2:48 there's all this crazy room underneath look you can get your shoes shine

2:50 look you can get your shoes shine

2:50 look you can get your shoes shine service please service well maybe the

2:53 service please service well maybe the

2:53 service please service well maybe the shoe shine boys are on vacation at this

2:55 shoe shine boys are on vacation at this

2:55 shoe shine boys are on vacation at this point I've been to Florida so many times

2:56 point I've been to Florida so many times

2:56 point I've been to Florida so many times I'm starting to get used to their dinky

2:57 I'm starting to get used to their dinky

2:58 I'm starting to get used to their dinky little firehouse and they're huge huge

3:00 little firehouse and they're huge huge

3:00 little firehouse and they're huge huge Emporium but I don't think I'll ever get

3:02 Emporium but I don't think I'll ever get

3:02 Emporium but I don't think I'll ever get used to that huge castle down there look

3:05 used to that huge castle down there look

3:05 used to that huge castle down there look at the size of that thing Cinderella's

3:08 at the size of that thing Cinderella's

3:08 at the size of that thing Cinderella's castle is 2 and 1 12 almost three times

3:10 castle is 2 and 1 12 almost three times

3:10 castle is 2 and 1 12 almost three times the size of Sleeping Beauty Castle in

3:13 the size of Sleeping Beauty Castle in

3:13 the size of Sleeping Beauty Castle in Disneyland so every time I turn the

3:14 Disneyland so every time I turn the

3:14 Disneyland so every time I turn the corner out of town square and see that

3:16 corner out of town square and see that

3:16 corner out of town square and see that castle back there I'm like what kind of

3:19 castle back there I'm like what kind of

3:19 castle back there I'm like what kind of Wizardry is this magic Your Castle may

3:22 Wizardry is this magic Your Castle may

3:22 Wizardry is this magic Your Castle may be good but m is bigger whatever you say

3:25 be good but m is bigger whatever you say

3:25 be good but m is bigger whatever you say John Bly a lot of people call this

3:27 John Bly a lot of people call this

3:27 John Bly a lot of people call this Indian jimly just like they call the one

3:29 Indian jimly just like they call the one

3:29 Indian jimly just like they call the one Disneyland but his name is actually John

3:31 Disneyland but his name is actually John

3:31 Disneyland but his name is actually John Bley it's okay though cuz Jim ble is his

3:34 Bley it's okay though cuz Jim ble is his

3:34 Bley it's okay though cuz Jim ble is his middle name also John Bley loves getting

3:36 middle name also John Bley loves getting

3:36 middle name also John Bley loves getting his eyeball rubb so make sure you stop

3:39 his eyeball rubb so make sure you stop

3:39 his eyeball rubb so make sure you stop by and give him some love oh that is the

3:41 by and give him some love oh that is the

3:41 by and give him some love oh that is the good spot wa what's going on

3:44 good spot wa what's going on

3:44 good spot wa what's going on here Mickey Mouse oh and there's Woody

3:48 here Mickey Mouse oh and there's Woody

3:48 here Mickey Mouse oh and there's Woody he's my favorite Deputy oh bye Minnie

3:51 he's my favorite Deputy oh bye Minnie

3:51 he's my favorite Deputy oh bye Minnie bye-bye there they go the moov it shake

3:54 bye-bye there they go the moov it shake

3:54 bye-bye there they go the moov it shake it dance party that's where all those

3:55 it dance party that's where all those

3:55 it dance party that's where all those Disney characters come out into the main

3:58 Disney characters come out into the main

3:58 Disney characters come out into the main Hub in front of the castle and have

3:59 Hub in front of the castle and have

3:59 Hub in front of the castle and have basically a crazy block party there's

4:01 basically a crazy block party there's

4:01 basically a crazy block party there's dancing and people are taking selfies

4:03 dancing and people are taking selfies

4:03 dancing and people are taking selfies it's wild but as much as I like dancing

4:05 it's wild but as much as I like dancing

4:05 it's wild but as much as I like dancing that's really not what I'm here for

4:06 that's really not what I'm here for

4:07 that's really not what I'm here for today even though trust me I can shake

4:08 today even though trust me I can shake

4:08 today even though trust me I can shake it like a

4:10 it like a

4:10 it like a fox I'm lying I can't dance no I'm not

4:14 fox I'm lying I can't dance no I'm not

4:14 fox I'm lying I can't dance no I'm not here to dance at all but before I can

4:15 here to dance at all but before I can

4:15 here to dance at all but before I can get to what I want to do today I have a

4:17 get to what I want to do today I have a

4:17 get to what I want to do today I have a FastPass to use here in fantasy land and

4:20 FastPass to use here in fantasy land and

4:20 FastPass to use here in fantasy land and speaking of things that are similar to

4:21 speaking of things that are similar to

4:21 speaking of things that are similar to Disneyland in California look we have

4:23 Disneyland in California look we have

4:23 Disneyland in California look we have pinio Village House Restaurant Peter Pan

4:26 pinio Village House Restaurant Peter Pan

4:26 pinio Village House Restaurant Peter Pan and across the street it's a small world

4:29 and across the street it's a small world

4:29 and across the street it's a small world we have all three of these things at

4:30 we have all three of these things at

4:30 we have all three of these things at home but they're a lot different here

4:32 home but they're a lot different here

4:32 home but they're a lot different here the village hos here is multiple stories

4:34 the village hos here is multiple stories

4:34 the village hos here is multiple stories Peter Pan has a FastPass line thank

4:36 Peter Pan has a FastPass line thank

4:36 Peter Pan has a FastPass line thank goodness and weirdest of all so does

4:39 goodness and weirdest of all so does

4:39 goodness and weirdest of all so does It's a Small World dude check this out

4:42 It's a Small World dude check this out

4:42 It's a Small World dude check this out 110 minute wait time dude when I use the

4:45 110 minute wait time dude when I use the

4:45 110 minute wait time dude when I use the app to randomly select a fast pass for

4:47 app to randomly select a fast pass for

4:47 app to randomly select a fast pass for It's A Small World this morning like eh

4:49 It's A Small World this morning like eh

4:49 It's A Small World this morning like eh I had no idea I'd be skipping 110 minute

4:51 I had no idea I'd be skipping 110 minute

4:51 I had no idea I'd be skipping 110 minute line anyway the weird part of this isn't

4:53 line anyway the weird part of this isn't

4:53 line anyway the weird part of this isn't the Fastpass line the weird part of

4:55 the Fastpass line the weird part of

4:55 the Fastpass line the weird part of small world and Magic Kingdom is that

4:57 small world and Magic Kingdom is that

4:57 small world and Magic Kingdom is that that crazy Mery Blair facade is all in

4:59 that crazy Mery Blair facade is all in

4:59 that crazy Mery Blair facade is all in IND doors look at that indoor small

5:04 IND doors look at that indoor small

5:04 IND doors look at that indoor small world line all of this part in

5:06 world line all of this part in

5:06 world line all of this part in California is outside I mean we're in

5:08 California is outside I mean we're in

5:09 California is outside I mean we're in Florida so it's not that weird that

5:10 Florida so it's not that weird that

5:10 Florida so it's not that weird that they'd want to put the q line indoors

5:12 they'd want to put the q line indoors

5:12 they'd want to put the q line indoors but no matter how many times I come in

5:14 but no matter how many times I come in

5:14 but no matter how many times I come in here I can never get used to walking

5:16 here I can never get used to walking

5:16 here I can never get used to walking behind the facade weird this line is so

5:19 behind the facade weird this line is so

5:19 behind the facade weird this line is so long this is one of those times that the

5:20 long this is one of those times that the

5:20 long this is one of those times that the line is so long I actually feel guilty

5:22 line is so long I actually feel guilty

5:22 line is so long I actually feel guilty for having a fast pass like please don't

5:24 for having a fast pass like please don't

5:24 for having a fast pass like please don't be angry look at that up there in those

5:26 be angry look at that up there in those

5:26 be angry look at that up there in those windows those are people in the

5:27 windows those are people in the

5:27 windows those are people in the Pinocchio restaurant watching the small

5:30 Pinocchio restaurant watching the small

5:30 Pinocchio restaurant watching the small world boats enter the ride I told you

5:33 world boats enter the ride I told you

5:33 world boats enter the ride I told you small world here is weird I don't think

5:34 small world here is weird I don't think

5:34 small world here is weird I don't think I'll ever get used to that hello

5:36 I'll ever get used to that hello

5:36 I'll ever get used to that hello everyone

5:38 everyone

5:38 everyone weird here we go look at him it's

5:43 weird here we go look at him it's

5:43 weird here we go look at him it's beautiful check out the Mary Blair

5:45 beautiful check out the Mary Blair

5:45 beautiful check out the Mary Blair tribute right here under the Eiffel

5:47 tribute right here under the Eiffel

5:47 tribute right here under the Eiffel Tower there she is hanging on in the

5:49 Tower there she is hanging on in the

5:49 Tower there she is hanging on in the middle cool looks a lot different than

5:52 middle cool looks a lot different than

5:52 middle cool looks a lot different than the one at home yet still faithful to

5:54 the one at home yet still faithful to

5:54 the one at home yet still faithful to all that Mary Blair artwork I think it's

5:56 all that Mary Blair artwork I think it's

5:56 all that Mary Blair artwork I think it's awesome that here at Disney World they

5:57 awesome that here at Disney World they

5:57 awesome that here at Disney World they got to include even more countries but

5:59 got to include even more countries but

5:59 got to include even more countries but unlike the one in Disneyland Paris this

6:01 unlike the one in Disneyland Paris this

6:01 unlike the one in Disneyland Paris this one's still all Mery Blair it's like an

6:04 one's still all Mery Blair it's like an

6:04 one's still all Mery Blair it's like an epic small world sequel planet Earth

6:06 epic small world sequel planet Earth

6:06 epic small world sequel planet Earth sure knows how to

6:14 party look I love this the Africa room

6:14 party look I love this the Africa room look how huge it is

6:22 awesome very very big sets in here and I

6:22 awesome very very big sets in here and I love these monkeys monkey business

6:24 love these monkeys monkey business

6:24 love these monkeys monkey business Monkey Business

6:27 Monkey Business

6:27 Monkey Business everywhere okay I have a question for

6:29 everywhere okay I have a question for

6:29 everywhere okay I have a question for all of you guys out there these things

6:31 all of you guys out there these things

6:31 all of you guys out there these things coming up are in every version of its a

6:33 coming up are in every version of its a

6:33 coming up are in every version of its a small world and I want to know what are

6:35 small world and I want to know what are

6:35 small world and I want to know what are these supposed to be right over here

6:37 these supposed to be right over here

6:37 these supposed to be right over here right over here on this bridge what are

6:39 right over here on this bridge what are

6:39 right over here on this bridge what are these things these weird creepy basket

6:43 these things these weird creepy basket

6:43 these things these weird creepy basket creatures what are they it's the

6:45 creatures what are they it's the

6:45 creatures what are they it's the ultimate small world mystery oh here we

6:48 ultimate small world mystery oh here we

6:48 ultimate small world mystery oh here we go into the Tiki

6:50 go into the Tiki

6:50 go into the Tiki [Music]

6:52 [Music]

6:52 [Music] Room yes my favorite band and last but

6:55 Room yes my favorite band and last but

6:55 Room yes my favorite band and last but not least the finale room most of it's a

6:58 not least the finale room most of it's a

6:58 not least the finale room most of it's a small world here pretty similar to the

7:00 small world here pretty similar to the

7:00 small world here pretty similar to the original except for this finale what's

7:03 original except for this finale what's

7:03 original except for this finale what's so different about it you ask well for

7:05 so different about it you ask well for

7:05 so different about it you ask well for starters it's all mint look at it it's

7:10 starters it's all mint look at it it's

7:10 starters it's all mint look at it it's mint the original finale is all white

7:12 mint the original finale is all white

7:12 mint the original finale is all white and gold but for some reason in this one

7:14 and gold but for some reason in this one

7:14 and gold but for some reason in this one the finale is all mint it really really

7:17 the finale is all mint it really really

7:17 the finale is all mint it really really really makes me want gum also the finale

7:20 really makes me want gum also the finale

7:20 really makes me want gum also the finale is all based around a theme par which

7:22 is all based around a theme par which

7:22 is all based around a theme par which kind of makes it feel like the moral of

7:23 kind of makes it feel like the moral of

7:23 kind of makes it feel like the moral of the story is if you all come to theme

7:25 the story is if you all come to theme

7:25 the story is if you all come to theme parks we'll all get along which I guess

7:27 parks we'll all get along which I guess

7:27 parks we'll all get along which I guess is kind of true in a weird way cuz

7:29 is kind of true in a weird way cuz

7:29 is kind of true in a weird way cuz people from all over the world are here

7:31 people from all over the world are here

7:31 people from all over the world are here right now getting along having a good

7:33 right now getting along having a good

7:33 right now getting along having a good time still though makes me want

7:36 time still though makes me want

7:36 time still though makes me want gum a good time look it the clock opens

7:41 gum a good time look it the clock opens

7:41 gum a good time look it the clock opens here too weird weirdo indoor It's a

7:46 here too weird weirdo indoor It's a

7:46 here too weird weirdo indoor It's a Small World see at home I'm pretty sure

7:48 Small World see at home I'm pretty sure

7:48 Small World see at home I'm pretty sure nobody in their right mind would spend

7:50 nobody in their right mind would spend

7:50 nobody in their right mind would spend 110 minutes waiting for It's a small

7:52 110 minutes waiting for It's a small

7:52 110 minutes waiting for It's a small world but at home you'd have to wait

7:53 world but at home you'd have to wait

7:53 world but at home you'd have to wait outside in the sun here in Florida it's

7:55 outside in the sun here in Florida it's

7:55 outside in the sun here in Florida it's like wait 2 hours in the air

7:56 like wait 2 hours in the air

7:56 like wait 2 hours in the air conditioning twist my arm why don't you

7:59 conditioning twist my arm why don't you

7:59 conditioning twist my arm why don't you well as funest fantasy land is I got

8:00 well as funest fantasy land is I got

8:00 well as funest fantasy land is I got other stuff to do I was too sick to see

8:02 other stuff to do I was too sick to see

8:02 other stuff to do I was too sick to see it the other day but I'm finally going

8:04 it the other day but I'm finally going

8:04 it the other day but I'm finally going to see the thing that I came to Florida

8:06 to see the thing that I came to Florida

8:06 to see the thing that I came to Florida to see in the first place something

8:08 to see in the first place something

8:08 to see in the first place something brand new has just come to Liberty

8:11 brand new has just come to Liberty

8:11 brand new has just come to Liberty Square I love Liberty I love history I

8:14 Square I love Liberty I love history I

8:14 Square I love Liberty I love history I love Liberty Square the magic of Disney

8:16 love Liberty Square the magic of Disney

8:16 love Liberty Square the magic of Disney and the legends of American History

8:17 and the legends of American History

8:17 and the legends of American History combined into one awesome land that is

8:19 combined into one awesome land that is

8:20 combined into one awesome land that is pretty much a guaranteed recipe for me

8:22 pretty much a guaranteed recipe for me

8:22 pretty much a guaranteed recipe for me to be a fan but now on top of all of

8:24 to be a fan but now on top of all of

8:24 to be a fan but now on top of all of that Disney has added some extra magic

8:26 that Disney has added some extra magic

8:26 that Disney has added some extra magic to Liberty Square by combining all of

8:28 to Liberty Square by combining all of

8:28 to Liberty Square by combining all of this with one of my other most faite

8:29 this with one of my other most faite

8:29 this with one of my other most faite things in the world here ye here ye my

8:35 things in the world here ye here ye my

8:35 things in the world here ye here ye my name is James Jefferson Town Cryer of

8:37 name is James Jefferson Town Cryer of

8:38 name is James Jefferson Town Cryer of Liberty Square but my friends call me JJ

8:41 Liberty Square but my friends call me JJ

8:41 Liberty Square but my friends call me JJ hey Sam it's Sam Eagle

8:44 hey Sam it's Sam Eagle

8:44 hey Sam it's Sam Eagle everybody

8:49 Welcome

8:49 Welcome great great

8:53 great great

8:53 great great in hello and welcome to Great Moments in

8:56 in hello and welcome to Great Moments in

8:56 in hello and welcome to Great Moments in history I have drafted tributes to every

8:59 history I have drafted tributes to every

8:59 history I have drafted tributes to every important event in American history JJ

9:03 important event in American history JJ

9:03 important event in American history JJ please remind everyone which great

9:05 please remind everyone which great

9:05 please remind everyone which great moment we are sharing today of course

9:08 moment we are sharing today of course

9:08 moment we are sharing today of course the Declaration of Independence

9:10 the Declaration of Independence

9:10 the Declaration of Independence excellent I read it every night before

9:12 excellent I read it every night before

9:12 excellent I read it every night before bed and so should

9:19 you when in the course of human excuse

9:19 you when in the course of human excuse me Sam Sam kit you are interrupting

9:22 me Sam Sam kit you are interrupting

9:22 me Sam Sam kit you are interrupting America y all chicken chorus is ready

9:24 America y all chicken chorus is ready

9:24 America y all chicken chorus is ready for their big number the clock heard

9:26 for their big number the clock heard

9:26 for their big number the clock heard round the world here girls

9:38 [Laughter]

9:38 [Laughter] oh car it what part will M be playing in

9:41 oh car it what part will M be playing in

9:41 oh car it what part will M be playing in today's performance H well piggy this is

9:44 today's performance H well piggy this is

9:44 today's performance H well piggy this is a story about the founding fathers

9:46 a story about the founding fathers

9:46 a story about the founding fathers there's no part for you no part for Mah

9:50 there's no part for you no part for Mah

9:50 there's no part for you no part for Mah oh we'll see about that she okay places

9:54 oh we'll see about that she okay places

9:54 oh we'll see about that she okay places everyone Sam JJ take it away want to

9:58 everyone Sam JJ take it away want to

9:58 everyone Sam JJ take it away want to help us make history

10:05 excellent to the Patriotic

10:05 excellent to the Patriotic music the year is

10:08 music the year is

10:08 music the year is 1776

10:10 1776

10:10 1776 1776 we are in Philadelphia

10:14 1776 we are in Philadelphia

10:14 1776 we are in Philadelphia Philadelphia J why are you doing that

10:17 Philadelphia J why are you doing that

10:17 Philadelphia J why are you doing that well I'm the town crier well cheer off

10:20 well I'm the town crier well cheer off

10:20 well I'm the town crier well cheer off and allow me to continue Thomas

10:23 and allow me to continue Thomas

10:23 and allow me to continue Thomas Jefferson hey Jefferson here joh Adams

10:27 Jefferson hey Jefferson here joh Adams

10:27 Jefferson hey Jefferson here joh Adams hey that's me woohoo and the highly

10:29 hey that's me woohoo and the highly

10:30 hey that's me woohoo and the highly quotable Benjamin Franklin ah Ben

10:32 quotable Benjamin Franklin ah Ben

10:32 quotable Benjamin Franklin ah Ben Franklin here A Penny saved is a penny

10:35 Franklin here A Penny saved is a penny

10:35 Franklin here A Penny saved is a penny earned and if at first you don't succeed

10:37 earned and if at first you don't succeed

10:37 earned and if at first you don't succeed then skydiving is definitely not the

10:40 then skydiving is definitely not the

10:40 then skydiving is definitely not the sport for

10:41 sport for

10:41 sport for you delegates are discussing the

10:43 you delegates are discussing the

10:43 you delegates are discussing the question of America's independence from

10:46 question of America's independence from

10:46 question of America's independence from England uh debate debate point of view

10:48 England uh debate debate point of view

10:48 England uh debate debate point of view uh opinion says you argument Point uh

10:53 uh opinion says you argument Point uh

10:53 uh opinion says you argument Point uh Counterpoint I'll take two hot dogs with

10:55 Counterpoint I'll take two hot dogs with

10:55 Counterpoint I'll take two hot dogs with extra mayo a banana sounds appealing w w

11:01 extra mayo a banana sounds appealing w w

11:01 extra mayo a banana sounds appealing w w get on with it okay Sam guys guys look

11:04 get on with it okay Sam guys guys look

11:04 get on with it okay Sam guys guys look let's get down to business does anyone

11:06 let's get down to business does anyone

11:06 let's get down to business does anyone have any arguments in favor of

11:08 have any arguments in favor of

11:08 have any arguments in favor of Independence I do our continued

11:11 Independence I do our continued

11:11 Independence I do our continued association with England has grown

11:13 association with England has grown

11:13 association with England has grown intolerable King George has altered our

11:16 intolerable King George has altered our

11:16 intolerable King George has altered our government enforced cruel repression and

11:19 government enforced cruel repression and

11:19 government enforced cruel repression and abolished our rights wow nice job gono

11:22 abolished our rights wow nice job gono

11:22 abolished our rights wow nice job gono how did you remember all that I stample

11:24 how did you remember all that I stample

11:24 how did you remember all that I stample it to my

11:25 it to my

11:25 it to my arm yes that's going to leave a mark

11:28 arm yes that's going to leave a mark

11:28 arm yes that's going to leave a mark okay now does anyone have any arguments

11:30 okay now does anyone have any arguments

11:31 okay now does anyone have any arguments in favor of England and King

11:34 in favor of England and King

11:34 in favor of England and King George King George King George all hail

11:39 George King George King George all hail

11:39 George King George King George all hail King George figgy women aren't Kings

11:43 King George figgy women aren't Kings

11:43 King George figgy women aren't Kings they're Queens fine all H Queen

11:47 they're Queens fine all H Queen

11:47 they're Queens fine all H Queen Georgette good grief I protest this is

11:51 Georgette good grief I protest this is

11:51 Georgette good grief I protest this is not historically accurate the King was

11:54 not historically accurate the King was

11:54 not historically accurate the King was not at the Congress you got a bear

11:56 not at the Congress you got a bear

11:57 not at the Congress you got a bear playing Ben Franklin and doing great job

12:00 playing Ben Franklin and doing great job

12:00 playing Ben Franklin and doing great job add it let's hear it for the bear huh go

12:04 add it let's hear it for the bear huh go

12:04 add it let's hear it for the bear huh go go go

12:07 go go

12:07 go go go can continue please Queen Georgette

12:11 go can continue please Queen Georgette

12:11 go can continue please Queen Georgette you are not a good ruler who what yes

12:14 you are not a good ruler who what yes

12:14 you are not a good ruler who what yes you you mistreat the colonist you raise

12:16 you you mistreat the colonist you raise

12:16 you you mistreat the colonist you raise taxes you are drunk with power you might

12:18 taxes you are drunk with power you might

12:19 taxes you are drunk with power you might even say she's

12:26 inicated H Queen J jet can't you see the

12:26 inicated H Queen J jet can't you see the colonists are angry we are angry the

12:29 colonists are angry we are angry the

12:29 colonists are angry we are angry the colonists are irate we are IR we are

12:39 revolting

12:39 revolting sorry okay it's time to vote JJ if you

12:42 sorry okay it's time to vote JJ if you

12:42 sorry okay it's time to vote JJ if you please sure all those in favor of

12:44 please sure all those in favor of

12:44 please sure all those in favor of declaring our independence from England

12:46 declaring our independence from England

12:46 declaring our independence from England and king queen Georgette say I I excuse

12:53 and king queen Georgette say I I excuse

12:53 and king queen Georgette say I I excuse me it is I Georgette Washington and I

12:58 me it is I Georgette Washington and I

12:58 me it is I Georgette Washington and I cannot tellone

13:00 cannot tellone

13:00 cannot tellone I look

13:01 I look

13:02 I look fabulous can we please I Thomas

13:04 fabulous can we please I Thomas

13:04 fabulous can we please I Thomas Jefferson will write the Declaration but

13:07 Jefferson will write the Declaration but

13:07 Jefferson will write the Declaration but I'm going to need everyone's help let's

13:09 I'm going to need everyone's help let's

13:09 I'm going to need everyone's help let's start with A List of Demands shall we I

13:12 start with A List of Demands shall we I

13:12 start with A List of Demands shall we I demand a new cell phone a bigger I want

13:15 demand a new cell phone a bigger I want

13:15 demand a new cell phone a bigger I want a case of chicken did somebody say

13:34 guys like the Declaration says we hold

13:34 guys like the Declaration says we hold these truths to be

13:36 these truths to be

13:36 these truths to be self-evident that all men are created

13:38 self-evident that all men are created

13:38 self-evident that all men are created equal that they are endowed by their

13:41 equal that they are endowed by their

13:41 equal that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights

13:44 creator with certain unalienable rights

13:44 creator with certain unalienable rights that among these are all together

13:47 that among these are all together

13:47 that among these are all together everybody life liberty and the pursuit

13:51 everybody life liberty and the pursuit

13:51 everybody life liberty and the pursuit of happiness

13:54 of happiness

13:54 of happiness [Music]

14:01 why are you crying I thought that was

14:01 why are you crying I thought that was pretty good it wasn't good it was

14:07 pretty good it wasn't good it was

14:07 pretty good it wasn't good it was glorious way to go everyone hey Sam I

14:10 glorious way to go everyone hey Sam I

14:10 glorious way to go everyone hey Sam I guess now you're the town crier just

14:13 guess now you're the town crier just

14:13 guess now you're the town crier just ring the bell

14:16 ring the bell

14:16 ring the bell [Music]

14:21 [Music] of the

14:28 amican thanks everyone we couldn't have

14:28 amican thanks everyone we couldn't have done it without you come on

14:36 [Music] everybody

14:38 everybody

14:38 everybody [Music]

14:48 everybody holy crap that was awesome Jim

14:48 everybody holy crap that was awesome Jim Hanson's Muppets doing great moments in

14:50 Hanson's Muppets doing great moments in

14:50 Hanson's Muppets doing great moments in history but only the American Parts not

14:53 history but only the American Parts not

14:53 history but only the American Parts not just one but two different shows by the

14:56 just one but two different shows by the

14:56 just one but two different shows by the Muppets one about the Declaration of

14:58 Muppets one about the Declaration of

14:58 Muppets one about the Declaration of Independence and one about Paul R's ride

15:01 Independence and one about Paul R's ride

15:01 Independence and one about Paul R's ride the shows actually started two days ago

15:02 the shows actually started two days ago

15:02 the shows actually started two days ago but I was six I couldn't even get out of

15:04 but I was six I couldn't even get out of

15:04 but I was six I couldn't even get out of bed I was so bummed everybody else was

15:06 bed I was so bummed everybody else was

15:06 bed I was so bummed everybody else was watching The Muppets and I was stuck on

15:08 watching The Muppets and I was stuck on

15:08 watching The Muppets and I was stuck on my back the first thing I had to do was

15:09 my back the first thing I had to do was

15:10 my back the first thing I had to do was come down here and see the Muppets and

15:11 come down here and see the Muppets and

15:11 come down here and see the Muppets and man I'm blown away I'd stay for the next

15:13 man I'm blown away I'd stay for the next

15:13 man I'm blown away I'd stay for the next show too but I'm getting a little horse

15:15 show too but I'm getting a little horse

15:15 show too but I'm getting a little horse and I'm just getting better from being

15:17 and I'm just getting better from being

15:17 and I'm just getting better from being sick so I better not push it how cool is

15:19 sick so I better not push it how cool is

15:19 sick so I better not push it how cool is that though seeing the Muppets do things

15:21 that though seeing the Muppets do things

15:21 that though seeing the Muppets do things oh Muppet merchandise look at this right

15:23 oh Muppet merchandise look at this right

15:24 oh Muppet merchandise look at this right here why can't we get this guy to run

15:25 here why can't we get this guy to run

15:25 here why can't we get this guy to run for president oh look what else is still

15:27 for president oh look what else is still

15:27 for president oh look what else is still here

15:33 weird all right storm clouds are

15:33 weird all right storm clouds are starting to gather the sky is starting

15:34 starting to gather the sky is starting

15:34 starting to gather the sky is starting to get cranky the wind's picking up the

15:37 to get cranky the wind's picking up the

15:37 to get cranky the wind's picking up the rain is coming people are starting to

15:39 rain is coming people are starting to

15:39 rain is coming people are starting to murmur a storm well considering I only

15:42 murmur a storm well considering I only

15:42 murmur a storm well considering I only have three more days left in Florida and

15:44 have three more days left in Florida and

15:44 have three more days left in Florida and I don't want to spend them laying down

15:45 I don't want to spend them laying down

15:45 I don't want to spend them laying down on my back maybe it's time to head back

15:48 on my back maybe it's time to head back

15:48 on my back maybe it's time to head back to the hotel a little early John

15:50 to the hotel a little early John

15:50 to the hotel a little early John Williams Oh yes looks like we're in for

15:53 Williams Oh yes looks like we're in for

15:53 Williams Oh yes looks like we're in for just a little bit of weather funny cuz

15:55 just a little bit of weather funny cuz

15:55 just a little bit of weather funny cuz with the hurricane coming I might be

15:57 with the hurricane coming I might be

15:57 with the hurricane coming I might be inside for the next couple days couldn't

15:59 inside for the next couple days couldn't

15:59 inside for the next couple days couldn't I have been inside sick on the hurricane

16:01 I have been inside sick on the hurricane

16:01 I have been inside sick on the hurricane Days by the way look double Dumbo so

16:05 Days by the way look double Dumbo so

16:05 Days by the way look double Dumbo so many people wanted to ride Dumbo the

16:06 many people wanted to ride Dumbo the

16:06 many people wanted to ride Dumbo the elephant that they added in a second

16:09 elephant that they added in a second

16:09 elephant that they added in a second Dumbo you know what I think that's

16:11 Dumbo you know what I think that's

16:11 Dumbo you know what I think that's really dumbo right there Dumbo see to be

16:15 really dumbo right there Dumbo see to be

16:15 really dumbo right there Dumbo see to be honest I'm really not all that worried

16:16 honest I'm really not all that worried

16:16 honest I'm really not all that worried about it I only got about half the stuff

16:18 about it I only got about half the stuff

16:18 about it I only got about half the stuff I wanted to get in Florida done but I

16:19 I wanted to get in Florida done but I

16:19 I wanted to get in Florida done but I feel like that's what happens every time

16:21 feel like that's what happens every time

16:21 feel like that's what happens every time I come to Florida so I'll be back oh yep

16:24 I come to Florida so I'll be back oh yep

16:24 I come to Florida so I'll be back oh yep the last piece of clear sky is closing

16:26 the last piece of clear sky is closing

16:26 the last piece of clear sky is closing up here boy things got uglier here

16:28 up here boy things got uglier here

16:28 up here boy things got uglier here faster than when I take a quick look in

16:29 faster than when I take a quick look in

16:29 faster than when I take a quick look in the mirror that's so and there goes all

16:33 the mirror that's so and there goes all

16:33 the mirror that's so and there goes all the daylight John Hammond well the good

16:36 the daylight John Hammond well the good

16:36 the daylight John Hammond well the good news is if everything goes according to

16:37 news is if everything goes according to

16:37 news is if everything goes according to plan and patreon.com Justice guard and

16:40 plan and patreon.com Justice guard and

16:40 plan and patreon.com Justice guard and lifp pr.com that's where you can get my

16:42 lifp pr.com that's where you can get my

16:42 lifp pr.com that's where you can get my shazzy shirts and hats keep going well I

16:44 shazzy shirts and hats keep going well I

16:44 shazzy shirts and hats keep going well I should be back here in just a couple of

16:46 should be back here in just a couple of

16:46 should be back here in just a couple of weeks oh and here comes the rain look at

16:49 weeks oh and here comes the rain look at

16:49 weeks oh and here comes the rain look at everybody scurrying they're scurrying

16:51 everybody scurrying they're scurrying

16:51 everybody scurrying they're scurrying quickly Scurry everyone

16:54 quickly Scurry everyone

16:54 quickly Scurry everyone Scurry oh what a fun one good time

16:59 Scurry oh what a fun one good time

16:59 Scurry oh what a fun one good time well I've joined the other refugees

17:00 well I've joined the other refugees

17:00 well I've joined the other refugees under the castle I'm going to make my

17:01 under the castle I'm going to make my

17:01 under the castle I'm going to make my way out of the Magic Kingdom now

17:03 way out of the Magic Kingdom now

17:03 way out of the Magic Kingdom now hopefully find a Little Shelter From The

17:05 hopefully find a Little Shelter From The

17:05 hopefully find a Little Shelter From The Storm oh Florida always so

17:09 Storm oh Florida always so

17:09 Storm oh Florida always so moist and wet jeez where did everybody

17:12 moist and wet jeez where did everybody

17:12 moist and wet jeez where did everybody go H all right just by watching this

17:14 go H all right just by watching this

17:14 go H all right just by watching this video you've done your duty and just by

17:16 video you've done your duty and just by

17:16 video you've done your duty and just by being soaked again I've done mine it's

17:19 being soaked again I've done mine it's

17:19 being soaked again I've done mine it's time for us to all go home and sleep see

17:23 time for us to all go home and sleep see

17:23 time for us to all go home and sleep see you all a little later PT FN tata for

17:25 you all a little later PT FN tata for

17:25 you all a little later PT FN tata for now bye friends

18:08 can we get a picture from

18:08 can we get a picture from [Music]

18:11 [Music] the I don't

18:19 know this is aution weather 4 reporting

18:19 know this is aution weather 4 reporting to you live from wal Disney

18:21 to you live from wal Disney

18:21 to you live from wal Disney World appears to be wet

Disney World's new Muppet show! Indoor small world & lots of rain

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