Alien Fresh Jerky got an UPGRADE! + UFO Hotel update

0:03 We have landed on a barren planet, a

0:03 We have landed on a barren planet, a dangerous and desolate world where the

0:06 dangerous and desolate world where the

0:06 dangerous and desolate world where the surface seems as unstable as the people

0:09 surface seems as unstable as the people

0:09 surface seems as unstable as the people we expected to find here. And yet there

0:12 we expected to find here. And yet there

0:12 we expected to find here. And yet there appears to be no sign of intelligent

0:15 appears to be no sign of intelligent

0:15 appears to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere. We are still conducting

0:19 life anywhere. We are still conducting

0:19 life anywhere. We are still conducting atmospheric tests to see if it is safe

0:22 atmospheric tests to see if it is safe

0:22 atmospheric tests to see if it is safe to remove our helmets

0:25 to remove our helmets

0:25 to remove our helmets as we have only just recently landed and

0:27 as we have only just recently landed and

0:27 as we have only just recently landed and little is known of this strange world.

0:31 little is known of this strange world.

0:31 little is known of this strange world. We're back in California. Yes, it's

0:35 We're back in California. Yes, it's

0:35 We're back in California. Yes, it's true. Once again, we are in California

0:38 true. Once again, we are in California

0:38 true. Once again, we are in California and you will never find a more wretched

0:40 and you will never find a more wretched

0:40 and you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villain. It is a

0:43 hive of scum and villain. It is a

0:43 hive of scum and villain. It is a strange planet where they experience

0:45 strange planet where they experience

0:45 strange planet where they experience little to no light and little to no

0:47 little to no light and little to no

0:48 little to no light and little to no understanding of any outsiders. We must

0:51 understanding of any outsiders. We must

0:51 understanding of any outsiders. We must proceed with extreme caution.

0:55 proceed with extreme caution.

0:56 proceed with extreme caution. The atmospheric tests are done. We can

0:58 The atmospheric tests are done. We can

0:58 The atmospheric tests are done. We can remove our safety helmets.

1:07 My, what a desolate place this is. We're

1:07 My, what a desolate place this is. We're back, my friends. Back on planet Earth.

1:09 back, my friends. Back on planet Earth.

1:09 back, my friends. Back on planet Earth. back in California where we have

1:11 back in California where we have

1:12 back in California where we have launched our probe into uncharted space

1:15 launched our probe into uncharted space

1:15 launched our probe into uncharted space like all the great explorers that have

1:17 like all the great explorers that have

1:17 like all the great explorers that have gone before because it's raining all

1:19 gone before because it's raining all

1:19 gone before because it's raining all over my home planet of Anaheim and Los

1:22 over my home planet of Anaheim and Los

1:22 over my home planet of Anaheim and Los Angeles, California. And I thought I

1:24 Angeles, California. And I thought I

1:24 Angeles, California. And I thought I suspected what we might find here on

1:26 suspected what we might find here on

1:26 suspected what we might find here on this planet out in the California desert

1:29 this planet out in the California desert

1:29 this planet out in the California desert would be some maybe some sun, maybe some

1:31 would be some maybe some sun, maybe some

1:32 would be some maybe some sun, maybe some dry weather. But no, alas, the ground is

1:35 dry weather. But no, alas, the ground is

1:35 dry weather. But no, alas, the ground is moist. My atmospheric pressure suit is

1:37 moist. My atmospheric pressure suit is

1:37 moist. My atmospheric pressure suit is not protecting me from the slight

1:39 not protecting me from the slight

1:39 not protecting me from the slight moisture that seems to be descending

1:41 moisture that seems to be descending

1:41 moisture that seems to be descending from the sky. Just over the horizon

1:43 from the sky. Just over the horizon

1:43 from the sky. Just over the horizon there is Death Valley National Park.

1:46 there is Death Valley National Park.

1:46 there is Death Valley National Park. Behind me over these mountains, if you

1:48 Behind me over these mountains, if you

1:48 Behind me over these mountains, if you keep on going is Las Vegas, Nevada.

1:51 keep on going is Las Vegas, Nevada.

1:51 keep on going is Las Vegas, Nevada. Beyond our space probe. Off that way is

1:54 Beyond our space probe. Off that way is

1:54 Beyond our space probe. Off that way is Los Angeles, Orange County, Disneyland.

1:57 Los Angeles, Orange County, Disneyland.

1:57 Los Angeles, Orange County, Disneyland. So many great destinations to head to.

2:00 So many great destinations to head to.

2:00 So many great destinations to head to. But this mission is not about one of

2:02 But this mission is not about one of

2:02 But this mission is not about one of those great destinations. This mission

2:04 those great destinations. This mission

2:04 those great destinations. This mission is about an even greater destination. A

2:07 is about an even greater destination. A

2:07 is about an even greater destination. A rendevu with our intergalactic brothers

2:10 rendevu with our intergalactic brothers

2:10 rendevu with our intergalactic brothers and sisters, my friends. We are getting

2:12 and sisters, my friends. We are getting

2:12 and sisters, my friends. We are getting back into the space probe now. Heading

2:15 back into the space probe now. Heading

2:15 back into the space probe now. Heading out of this barren desert and back to

2:18 out of this barren desert and back to

2:18 out of this barren desert and back to the little town of Baker, California. I

2:20 the little town of Baker, California. I

2:20 the little town of Baker, California. I don't know, just 30, 40 minutes up the

2:23 don't know, just 30, 40 minutes up the

2:23 don't know, just 30, 40 minutes up the desert from here to behold one of the

2:25 desert from here to behold one of the

2:25 desert from here to behold one of the greatest roadside attractions in modern

2:28 greatest roadside attractions in modern

2:28 greatest roadside attractions in modern times. Alien Fresh Jerky. Founded in the

2:32 times. Alien Fresh Jerky. Founded in the

2:32 times. Alien Fresh Jerky. Founded in the year 2000 by a guy named Luis Ramalo, I

2:36 year 2000 by a guy named Luis Ramalo, I

2:36 year 2000 by a guy named Luis Ramalo, I believe, Alien Fresh Jerky just started

2:38 believe, Alien Fresh Jerky just started

2:38 believe, Alien Fresh Jerky just started out as like a little stucco typical

2:40 out as like a little stucco typical

2:40 out as like a little stucco typical Southern California building like any

2:42 Southern California building like any

2:42 Southern California building like any other along the side of a little desert

2:45 other along the side of a little desert

2:45 other along the side of a little desert town selling alien themed beef jerky.

2:48 town selling alien themed beef jerky.

2:48 town selling alien themed beef jerky. When it was first relocated to Baker, I

2:50 When it was first relocated to Baker, I

2:50 When it was first relocated to Baker, I think they literally had like I don't

2:51 think they literally had like I don't

2:51 think they literally had like I don't know 500 square ft or something. A

2:52 know 500 square ft or something. A

2:52 know 500 square ft or something. A little tiny place that over the years

2:54 little tiny place that over the years

2:54 little tiny place that over the years has grown to nearly 10 times the size.

2:58 has grown to nearly 10 times the size.

2:58 has grown to nearly 10 times the size. And I can remember at the beginning even

2:59 And I can remember at the beginning even

2:59 And I can remember at the beginning even in this location, this was just sort of

3:01 in this location, this was just sort of

3:01 in this location, this was just sort of a plain ordinary building now

3:03 a plain ordinary building now

3:03 a plain ordinary building now transformed into some kind of crazy

3:06 transformed into some kind of crazy

3:06 transformed into some kind of crazy alien crawler here. Something sent from

3:08 alien crawler here. Something sent from

3:08 alien crawler here. Something sent from the mother ship. I don't even think that

3:10 the mother ship. I don't even think that

3:10 the mother ship. I don't even think that was completed when they added this giant

3:12 was completed when they added this giant

3:12 was completed when they added this giant crazy digital sign along the side of the

3:14 crazy digital sign along the side of the

3:14 crazy digital sign along the side of the road here. They've always had all these

3:16 road here. They've always had all these

3:16 road here. They've always had all these wacky little contraptions and

3:18 wacky little contraptions and

3:18 wacky little contraptions and decorations outside like this freaky

3:20 decorations outside like this freaky

3:20 decorations outside like this freaky little alien lander in the corner over

3:22 little alien lander in the corner over

3:22 little alien lander in the corner over here. It's always said launch $1. I

3:24 here. It's always said launch $1. I

3:24 here. It's always said launch $1. I never have a dollar on me. I actually

3:26 never have a dollar on me. I actually

3:26 never have a dollar on me. I actually don't have a dollar on me now. Yeah.

3:27 don't have a dollar on me now. Yeah.

3:27 don't have a dollar on me now. Yeah. Slowly slowly they built all this up to

3:30 Slowly slowly they built all this up to

3:30 Slowly slowly they built all this up to be more and more themed and then in 2018

3:33 be more and more themed and then in 2018

3:33 be more and more themed and then in 2018 announced their most ambitious expansion

3:35 announced their most ambitious expansion

3:35 announced their most ambitious expansion ever which partly because of the

3:37 ever which partly because of the

3:37 ever which partly because of the pandemic I'm guessing still hasn't

3:39 pandemic I'm guessing still hasn't

3:39 pandemic I'm guessing still hasn't opened but as you can see has definitely

3:42 opened but as you can see has definitely

3:42 opened but as you can see has definitely started to take shape. It's the UFO

3:45 started to take shape. It's the UFO

3:45 started to take shape. It's the UFO Hotel back there. Look at the dome on

3:48 Hotel back there. Look at the dome on

3:48 Hotel back there. Look at the dome on the top of it. I was actually driving

3:50 the top of it. I was actually driving

3:50 the top of it. I was actually driving into town. I could see it from the side

3:51 into town. I could see it from the side

3:51 into town. I could see it from the side of the road just standing out like a

3:53 of the road just standing out like a

3:53 of the road just standing out like a beacon calling my name. I've been

3:55 beacon calling my name. I've been

3:55 beacon calling my name. I've been waiting 7 years to stay in that motel.

3:57 waiting 7 years to stay in that motel.

3:57 waiting 7 years to stay in that motel. It's still not open yet. Maybe I can get

3:59 It's still not open yet. Maybe I can get

3:59 It's still not open yet. Maybe I can get the skinny on when it is going to open.

4:00 the skinny on when it is going to open.

4:00 the skinny on when it is going to open. Now, this is a place I come to every

4:02 Now, this is a place I come to every

4:02 Now, this is a place I come to every time I go to Death Valley or every time

4:03 time I go to Death Valley or every time

4:03 time I go to Death Valley or every time I go to Las Vegas, I try to make a stop

4:05 I go to Las Vegas, I try to make a stop

4:05 I go to Las Vegas, I try to make a stop here. And I filmed, I don't know, an

4:07 here. And I filmed, I don't know, an

4:07 here. And I filmed, I don't know, an untold number of construction updates as

4:09 untold number of construction updates as

4:10 untold number of construction updates as they were building this building. And

4:11 they were building this building. And

4:12 they were building this building. And then, of course, working on the UFO

4:13 then, of course, working on the UFO

4:13 then, of course, working on the UFO motel, hotel, whichever one it is. But

4:15 motel, hotel, whichever one it is. But

4:15 motel, hotel, whichever one it is. But today, not only am I here to check in

4:17 today, not only am I here to check in

4:17 today, not only am I here to check in with my extraterrestrial friends up

4:20 with my extraterrestrial friends up

4:20 with my extraterrestrial friends up there, and hopefully actually they turn

4:22 there, and hopefully actually they turn

4:22 there, and hopefully actually they turn the lights on outside soon as this THING

4:24 the lights on outside soon as this THING

4:24 the lights on outside soon as this THING SHINES UP LIKE A NEW PENNY. But this

4:26 SHINES UP LIKE A NEW PENNY. But this

4:26 SHINES UP LIKE A NEW PENNY. But this time, I've come with a specific

4:28 time, I've come with a specific

4:28 time, I've come with a specific intergalactic mission in mind. And that

4:31 intergalactic mission in mind. And that

4:31 intergalactic mission in mind. And that is because Alien Fresh Jerky out here

4:34 is because Alien Fresh Jerky out here

4:34 is because Alien Fresh Jerky out here has supposedly got a big upgrade in

4:38 has supposedly got a big upgrade in

4:38 has supposedly got a big upgrade in terms of the products inside. What

4:40 terms of the products inside. What

4:40 terms of the products inside. What started out as a little roadside stand

4:42 started out as a little roadside stand

4:42 started out as a little roadside stand with good advertising and a wacky car.

4:45 with good advertising and a wacky car.

4:45 with good advertising and a wacky car. You know, the interplanetary galactic

4:48 You know, the interplanetary galactic

4:48 You know, the interplanetary galactic federation space peace patrol vehicle

4:51 federation space peace patrol vehicle

4:51 federation space peace patrol vehicle that you see before you has now expanded

4:56 that you see before you has now expanded

4:56 that you see before you has now expanded to selling not just beef jerky and all

4:57 to selling not just beef jerky and all

4:57 to selling not just beef jerky and all kinds of other amazing stuff, which

4:59 kinds of other amazing stuff, which

4:59 kinds of other amazing stuff, which we're going to see inside in one second.

5:00 we're going to see inside in one second.

5:00 we're going to see inside in one second. But supposedly, if all went according to

5:03 But supposedly, if all went according to

5:03 But supposedly, if all went according to plan today, they stock the shelves with

5:07 plan today, they stock the shelves with

5:07 plan today, they stock the shelves with a certain hot sauce. That is right. the

5:10 a certain hot sauce. That is right. the

5:10 a certain hot sauce. That is right. the wackiest, weirdest dream I ever had when

5:13 wackiest, weirdest dream I ever had when

5:13 wackiest, weirdest dream I ever had when I started thinking maybe I'll make a hot

5:14 I started thinking maybe I'll make a hot

5:14 I started thinking maybe I'll make a hot sauce of my own. Got a little wackier

5:16 sauce of my own. Got a little wackier

5:16 sauce of my own. Got a little wackier and weirder when I made a stop here in

5:18 and weirder when I made a stop here in

5:18 and weirder when I made a stop here in Baker one day and noticed they were

5:20 Baker one day and noticed they were

5:20 Baker one day and noticed they were carrying Music to Your Mouth, which is

5:22 carrying Music to Your Mouth, which is

5:22 carrying Music to Your Mouth, which is the guy that helped me create my hot

5:24 the guy that helped me create my hot

5:24 the guy that helped me create my hot sauce, Johnny Winton, and the guy who's

5:26 sauce, Johnny Winton, and the guy who's

5:26 sauce, Johnny Winton, and the guy who's handling the retail side of the hot

5:29 handling the retail side of the hot

5:29 handling the retail side of the hot sauce. That's right. You can sell it at

5:31 sauce. That's right. You can sell it at

5:31 sauce. That's right. You can sell it at resale. And according to him, according

5:32 resale. And according to him, according

5:32 resale. And according to him, according to them, it's supposed to be on the

5:34 to them, it's supposed to be on the

5:34 to them, it's supposed to be on the shelf today. I don't know what the

5:36 shelf today. I don't know what the

5:36 shelf today. I don't know what the atmosphere is like inside, which is why

5:38 atmosphere is like inside, which is why

5:38 atmosphere is like inside, which is why I ordered this very technologically

5:41 I ordered this very technologically

5:41 I ordered this very technologically advanced space suit from Amazon.com. You

5:43 advanced space suit from Amazon.com. You

5:44 advanced space suit from Amazon.com. You may have never heard of it. Sort of a

5:45 may have never heard of it. Sort of a

5:45 may have never heard of it. Sort of a space traveler thing. Let's go take a

5:47 space traveler thing. Let's go take a

5:47 space traveler thing. Let's go take a look at alien fresh jerky. Let's see if

5:50 look at alien fresh jerky. Let's see if

5:50 look at alien fresh jerky. Let's see if they have any sick hot sauce on the

5:53 they have any sick hot sauce on the

5:53 they have any sick hot sauce on the shelves. This is so crazy. We had a lot

5:56 shelves. This is so crazy. We had a lot

5:56 shelves. This is so crazy. We had a lot of rain in Southern California. This is

5:58 of rain in Southern California. This is

5:58 of rain in Southern California. This is the most empty I've ever seen it in

5:59 the most empty I've ever seen it in

5:59 the most empty I've ever seen it in here. This is awesome. You're wondering

6:01 here. This is awesome. You're wondering

6:01 here. This is awesome. You're wondering if anyone took a second look or batted

6:03 if anyone took a second look or batted

6:03 if anyone took a second look or batted an eyelid when I walked in here in this.

6:04 an eyelid when I walked in here in this.

6:04 an eyelid when I walked in here in this. Absolutely not. They get travelers from

6:06 Absolutely not. They get travelers from

6:06 Absolutely not. They get travelers from all over the galaxy. Look at this. Just

6:09 all over the galaxy. Look at this. Just

6:09 all over the galaxy. Look at this. Just inside of the front door, you got your

6:10 inside of the front door, you got your

6:10 inside of the front door, you got your hot pickles, your license plate frames,

6:13 hot pickles, your license plate frames,

6:13 hot pickles, your license plate frames, your stuffed chew, your alien sippers.

6:15 your stuffed chew, your alien sippers.

6:15 your stuffed chew, your alien sippers. I'm kind of digging these alien coffee

6:17 I'm kind of digging these alien coffee

6:17 I'm kind of digging these alien coffee mugs right here. You got alien energy

6:20 mugs right here. You got alien energy

6:20 mugs right here. You got alien energy stones. You got alien incense burners,

6:22 stones. You got alien incense burners,

6:22 stones. You got alien incense burners, alien pens, alien pendants, alien slime,

6:25 alien pens, alien pendants, alien slime,

6:26 alien pens, alien pendants, alien slime, fools, gold, alien sage to ward off

6:28 fools, gold, alien sage to ward off

6:28 fools, gold, alien sage to ward off alien [music] spirits. That's all just

6:29 alien [music] spirits. That's all just

6:29 alien [music] spirits. That's all just the first three aloves inside the front

6:32 the first three aloves inside the front

6:32 the first three aloves inside the front door. Honey, I think we've got visitors.

6:34 door. Honey, I think we've got visitors.

6:34 door. Honey, I think we've got visitors. I never noticed the alien honey before.

6:36 I never noticed the alien honey before.

6:36 I never noticed the alien honey before. Look at this. Here it is. The alien

6:38 Look at this. Here it is. The alien

6:38 Look at this. Here it is. The alien fresh jerky itself. So much alien fresh

6:41 fresh jerky itself. So much alien fresh

6:41 fresh jerky itself. So much alien fresh jerky. At the moment, though, I'm not

6:43 jerky. At the moment, though, I'm not

6:43 jerky. At the moment, though, I'm not interested in the jerky. I'm interested

6:45 interested in the jerky. I'm interested

6:45 interested in the jerky. I'm interested in what's on these shelves. The hot

6:48 in what's on these shelves. The hot

6:48 in what's on these shelves. The hot sauce, dude. And I cannot believe this

6:50 sauce, dude. And I cannot believe this

6:50 sauce, dude. And I cannot believe this is real. It's happened. Look at this.

6:54 is real. It's happened. Look at this.

6:54 is real. It's happened. Look at this. Julio's jalapeno on the shelf in alien

6:58 Julio's jalapeno on the shelf in alien

6:58 Julio's jalapeno on the shelf in alien fresh jerky. The greatest hot sauce in

7:01 fresh jerky. The greatest hot sauce in

7:01 fresh jerky. The greatest hot sauce in the galaxy has arrived. That is amazing.

7:05 the galaxy has arrived. That is amazing.

7:06 the galaxy has arrived. That is amazing. I cannot believe I actually have a

7:08 I cannot believe I actually have a

7:08 I cannot believe I actually have a product that I am involved with, a

7:10 product that I am involved with, a

7:10 product that I am involved with, a product with my face [music] on it in

7:12 product with my face [music] on it in

7:12 product with my face [music] on it in here amongst all this great stuff. I

7:14 here amongst all this great stuff. I

7:14 here amongst all this great stuff. I mean, look at all this fine merchandise.

7:16 mean, look at all this fine merchandise.

7:16 mean, look at all this fine merchandise. People literally come from all over the

7:19 People literally come from all over the

7:19 People literally come from all over the universe to see this stuff. And now the

7:21 universe to see this stuff. And now the

7:21 universe to see this stuff. And now the Randomland Hot Sauce has joined the

7:24 Randomland Hot Sauce has joined the

7:24 Randomland Hot Sauce has joined the experience. I don't know for how long,

7:26 experience. I don't know for how long,

7:26 experience. I don't know for how long, unless it sells very well, but it's here

7:29 unless it sells very well, but it's here

7:29 unless it sells very well, but it's here on the shelf right across the way from

7:31 on the shelf right across the way from

7:31 on the shelf right across the way from your alien towels, your alien fresh

7:34 your alien towels, your alien fresh

7:34 your alien towels, your alien fresh jerky. This [music] is amazing. This is

7:36 jerky. This [music] is amazing. This is

7:36 jerky. This [music] is amazing. This is incredible. Look at all these crazy hot

7:39 incredible. Look at all these crazy hot

7:39 incredible. Look at all these crazy hot sauces here with rude names. You

7:41 sauces here with rude names. You

7:41 sauces here with rude names. You actually have some pepper planted hot

7:43 actually have some pepper planted hot

7:43 actually have some pepper planted hot sauce right there. Alien themed. But you

7:45 sauce right there. Alien themed. But you

7:45 sauce right there. Alien themed. But you also have Satan's ghost over here. I

7:47 also have Satan's ghost over here. I

7:47 also have Satan's ghost over here. I don't want to eat that. Ooh, a colon

7:48 don't want to eat that. Ooh, a colon

7:48 don't want to eat that. Ooh, a colon cleaner. I might use that one. Oh, music

7:50 cleaner. I might use that one. Oh, music

7:50 cleaner. I might use that one. Oh, music to your mouth right here. This is

7:52 to your mouth right here. This is

7:52 to your mouth right here. This is absolutely awesome. I love the uh the

7:54 absolutely awesome. I love the uh the

7:54 absolutely awesome. I love the uh the butt reaper. Let's just call it that

7:56 butt reaper. Let's just call it that

7:56 butt reaper. Let's just call it that right there. See, most of these hot

7:57 right there. See, most of these hot

7:57 right there. See, most of these hot sauces though are like private labels.

7:59 sauces though are like private labels.

7:59 sauces though are like private labels. They're pre-existing sauces. They just

8:01 They're pre-existing sauces. They just

8:01 They're pre-existing sauces. They just slap kind of a rude label or a funny

8:02 slap kind of a rude label or a funny

8:02 slap kind of a rude label or a funny label on something like that. Most of

8:04 label on something like that. Most of

8:04 label on something like that. Most of them kind of taste the same in my

8:06 them kind of taste the same in my

8:06 them kind of taste the same in my [music] opinion with a lot of heat. So

8:07 [music] opinion with a lot of heat. So

8:07 [music] opinion with a lot of heat. So much heat and so little flavor. But this

8:10 much heat and so little flavor. But this

8:10 much heat and so little flavor. But this this is different. Also a lot bigger.

8:12 this is different. Also a lot bigger.

8:12 this is different. Also a lot bigger. Some of these little bottles right here

8:13 Some of these little bottles right here

8:13 Some of these little bottles right here are like 15 16 bucks. My [music] sauce

8:16 are like 15 16 bucks. My [music] sauce

8:16 are like 15 16 bucks. My [music] sauce has twice as much sauce in it or much

8:18 has twice as much sauce in it or much

8:18 has twice as much sauce in it or much less than double the price. So I'm kind

8:20 less than double the price. So I'm kind

8:20 less than double the price. So I'm kind of proud of that. Okay, we've been a

8:21 of proud of that. Okay, we've been a

8:21 of proud of that. Okay, we've been a little hot sauce heavy on the channel

8:23 little hot sauce heavy on the channel

8:23 little hot sauce heavy on the channel lately. I know that. But I've been

8:24 lately. I know that. But I've been

8:24 lately. I know that. But I've been waiting for this day. I have been

8:25 waiting for this day. I have been

8:25 waiting for this day. I have been eagerly anticipating our second ever

8:28 eagerly anticipating our second ever

8:28 eagerly anticipating our second ever [music] retailer Alien Fresh Jerky

8:31 [music] retailer Alien Fresh Jerky

8:31 [music] retailer Alien Fresh Jerky having this stuff in here. I just can't

8:33 having this stuff in here. I just can't

8:33 having this stuff in here. I just can't believe it's right inside the front door

8:34 believe it's right inside the front door

8:34 believe it's right inside the front door right across the way from the jerky

8:37 right across the way from the jerky

8:37 right across the way from the jerky right over here with all this amazing

8:38 right over here with all this amazing

8:38 right over here with all this amazing alien stuff. ET with inside of my sauce.

8:42 alien stuff. ET with inside of my sauce.

8:42 alien stuff. ET with inside of my sauce. And what's crazy is here is I came over

8:43 And what's crazy is here is I came over

8:43 And what's crazy is here is I came over to this alien in right here. Oh no, no,

8:46 to this alien in right here. Oh no, no,

8:46 to this alien in right here. Oh no, no, I get it. Ali in. I asked for my fortune

8:49 I get it. Ali in. I asked for my fortune

8:49 I get it. Ali in. I asked for my fortune and he never told me about this. Looks

8:51 and he never told me about this. Looks

8:51 and he never told me about this. Looks like you didn't see that coming, huh?

8:53 like you didn't see that coming, huh?

8:53 like you didn't see that coming, huh? Clearly, we've steered into another

8:54 Clearly, we've steered into another

8:54 Clearly, we've steered into another timeline.

8:55 timeline.

8:55 timeline. >> Look at this joke poster over here

8:57 >> Look at this joke poster over here

8:57 >> Look at this joke poster over here saying the Area 51 hotel and casino.

9:00 saying the Area 51 hotel and casino.

9:00 saying the Area 51 hotel and casino. They're basically going to make this

9:01 They're basically going to make this

9:01 They're basically going to make this come true first with the hotel. I'd love

9:03 come true first with the hotel. I'd love

9:03 come true first with the hotel. I'd love to see him have a casino. I mean, we are

9:04 to see him have a casino. I mean, we are

9:04 to see him have a casino. I mean, we are on the California side, but you never

9:06 on the California side, but you never

9:06 on the California side, but you never know what could happen. Look at this

9:07 know what could happen. Look at this

9:07 know what could happen. Look at this Martian poop. I had that in 2015 when we

9:10 Martian poop. I had that in 2015 when we

9:10 Martian poop. I had that in 2015 when we first went out to Area 51. Me and

9:12 first went out to Area 51. Me and

9:12 first went out to Area 51. Me and George. It's all right. It's all right.

9:14 George. It's all right. It's all right.

9:14 George. It's all right. It's all right. Surprisingly few uh alien themed sodas

9:17 Surprisingly few uh alien themed sodas

9:17 Surprisingly few uh alien themed sodas out here. Mostly a bunch of other rude

9:19 out here. Mostly a bunch of other rude

9:19 out here. Mostly a bunch of other rude names. They have a lot more than this. I

9:21 names. They have a lot more than this. I

9:21 names. They have a lot more than this. I love how they have the Bob Ross positive

9:23 love how they have the Bob Ross positive

9:23 love how they have the Bob Ross positive energy drink. I love that even the

9:24 energy drink. I love that even the

9:24 energy drink. I love that even the coolers have like little alien themed

9:26 coolers have like little alien themed

9:26 coolers have like little alien themed stuff. And it's such a mix, right? Like

9:28 stuff. And it's such a mix, right? Like

9:28 stuff. And it's such a mix, right? Like you have ET up there. You've got this

9:30 you have ET up there. You've got this

9:30 you have ET up there. You've got this guy. You have your classic alien autopsy

9:33 guy. You have your classic alien autopsy

9:33 guy. You have your classic alien autopsy style aliens. You've got this dude right

9:35 style aliens. You've got this dude right

9:35 style aliens. You've got this dude right here. It's like Babylon 5, right? This

9:37 here. It's like Babylon 5, right? This

9:37 here. It's like Babylon 5, right? This is where all the alien species come

9:39 is where all the alien species come

9:39 is where all the alien species come together. All the doorways are themed.

9:41 together. All the doorways are themed.

9:41 together. All the doorways are themed. And the hallway even has a carved uh

9:44 And the hallway even has a carved uh

9:44 And the hallway even has a carved uh wooden alien back here. A chainsaw

9:46 wooden alien back here. A chainsaw

9:46 wooden alien back here. A chainsaw carved alien right in front of the men's

9:49 carved alien right in front of the men's

9:49 carved alien right in front of the men's restroom. I love this place, dude. I

9:51 restroom. I love this place, dude. I

9:51 restroom. I love this place, dude. I can't help but love this place. I

9:53 can't help but love this place. I

9:53 can't help but love this place. I believe the Ramalo family still owns

9:55 believe the Ramalo family still owns

9:55 believe the Ramalo family still owns this place. I believe they're the ones

9:56 this place. I believe they're the ones

9:56 this place. I believe they're the ones that are still working on that UFO

9:58 that are still working on that UFO

9:58 that are still working on that UFO hotel. No word yet. The lady at the cash

10:00 hotel. No word yet. The lady at the cash

10:00 hotel. No word yet. The lady at the cash register didn't know when they're going

10:02 register didn't know when they're going

10:02 register didn't know when they're going to finish it. I really want to go when

10:04 to finish it. I really want to go when

10:04 to finish it. I really want to go when they're done. I have desired for a long

10:06 they're done. I have desired for a long

10:06 they're done. I have desired for a long time to be the first guest in that hotel

10:09 time to be the first guest in that hotel

10:09 time to be the first guest in that hotel [music] or stay there at least on the

10:11 [music] or stay there at least on the

10:11 [music] or stay there at least on the first public night if I can possibly

10:14 first public night if I can possibly

10:14 first public night if I can possibly help it. I keep getting paranoid that

10:15 help it. I keep getting paranoid that

10:15 help it. I keep getting paranoid that I'm going to be out of state or out of

10:16 I'm going to be out of state or out of

10:16 I'm going to be out of state or out of the country or something like that when

10:17 the country or something like that when

10:17 the country or something like that when it opens all of a sudden or has a soft

10:19 it opens all of a sudden or has a soft

10:19 it opens all of a sudden or has a soft opening or something. So, I hope

10:20 opening or something. So, I hope

10:20 opening or something. So, I hope somebody gives me a heads up. Look at

10:22 somebody gives me a heads up. Look at

10:22 somebody gives me a heads up. Look at this. Ste Area 51 wallet. I was going to

10:24 this. Ste Area 51 wallet. I was going to

10:24 this. Ste Area 51 wallet. I was going to say the amount of product in this place.

10:27 say the amount of product in this place.

10:27 say the amount of product in this place. I mean, who knew there were so many

10:29 I mean, who knew there were so many

10:29 I mean, who knew there were so many alien themed nifty gifties. Look at

10:31 alien themed nifty gifties. Look at

10:31 alien themed nifty gifties. Look at that. Alien collectible spoons. You get

10:33 that. Alien collectible spoons. You get

10:33 that. Alien collectible spoons. You get those for your grandma. Does anybody's

10:35 those for your grandma. Does anybody's

10:35 those for your grandma. Does anybody's grandma still collect those spoons?

10:36 grandma still collect those spoons?

10:36 grandma still collect those spoons? Ceramic mugs or some coffee next to

10:38 Ceramic mugs or some coffee next to

10:38 Ceramic mugs or some coffee next to [music] that with some swear words on

10:40 [music] that with some swear words on

10:40 [music] that with some swear words on it. They don't pull any punches at Alien

10:41 it. They don't pull any punches at Alien

10:42 it. They don't pull any punches at Alien Fresh. That is for sure. Look at these

10:43 Fresh. That is for sure. Look at these

10:43 Fresh. That is for sure. Look at these alien pillows down here. And my favorite

10:45 alien pillows down here. And my favorite

10:45 alien pillows down here. And my favorite thing is it's not all just kitschy

10:48 thing is it's not all just kitschy

10:48 thing is it's not all just kitschy touristy stuff. They make some real

10:50 touristy stuff. They make some real

10:50 touristy stuff. They make some real history into the place. Look at this.

10:52 history into the place. Look at this.

10:52 history into the place. Look at this. First aliens arrival, October 12th,

10:55 First aliens arrival, October 12th,

10:55 First aliens arrival, October 12th, 1492.

10:57 1492.

10:57 1492. And you guys thought it was just the

10:58 And you guys thought it was just the

10:58 And you guys thought it was just the Spanish they were dealing with, huh? No,

11:00 Spanish they were dealing with, huh? No,

11:00 Spanish they were dealing with, huh? No, but for real. Look at this. Up in the

11:01 but for real. Look at this. Up in the

11:01 but for real. Look at this. Up in the ceilings, they got all kinds of alien

11:02 ceilings, they got all kinds of alien

11:02 ceilings, they got all kinds of alien encounter newspaper [music] stories.

11:04 encounter newspaper [music] stories.

11:04 encounter newspaper [music] stories. Back here behind the jerky, some

11:06 Back here behind the jerky, some

11:06 Back here behind the jerky, some articles, reprints of newspapers about

11:09 articles, reprints of newspapers about

11:09 articles, reprints of newspapers about uh the original Roswell incident. And

11:11 uh the original Roswell incident. And

11:11 uh the original Roswell incident. And then you've got your alien button-up

11:13 then you've got your alien button-up

11:13 then you've got your alien button-up shirts, your alien Area 51 floor mats.

11:16 shirts, your alien Area 51 floor mats.

11:16 shirts, your alien Area 51 floor mats. You got multiple fortune tellers. Uh the

11:19 You got multiple fortune tellers. Uh the

11:19 You got multiple fortune tellers. Uh the president of the Galactic Federation

11:21 president of the Galactic Federation

11:21 president of the Galactic Federation over there, alien Trump. As with aliens

11:24 over there, alien Trump. As with aliens

11:24 over there, alien Trump. As with aliens in general, you never know what's real,

11:26 in general, you never know what's real,

11:26 in general, you never know what's real, what's fictional, is it all fictional?

11:29 what's fictional, is it all fictional?

11:29 what's fictional, is it all fictional? Who can tell? I just love that the store

11:31 Who can tell? I just love that the store

11:31 Who can tell? I just love that the store keeps getting bigger and bigger [music]

11:33 keeps getting bigger and bigger [music]

11:33 keeps getting bigger and bigger [music] and bigger. Every single time I come

11:35 and bigger. Every single time I come

11:35 and bigger. Every single time I come here, I seem to see either a new product

11:38 here, I seem to see either a new product

11:38 here, I seem to see either a new product or some kind of new display. I don't

11:41 or some kind of new display. I don't

11:41 or some kind of new display. I don't know if I noticed this whole t-shirt

11:42 know if I noticed this whole t-shirt

11:42 know if I noticed this whole t-shirt selection the last time I was here. Man,

11:44 selection the last time I was here. Man,

11:44 selection the last time I was here. Man, would you look at the size of that

11:46 would you look at the size of that

11:46 would you look at the size of that selection? So many designs to choose

11:49 selection? So many designs to choose

11:49 selection? So many designs to choose from in here. I got to up my merch game

11:51 from in here. I got to up my merch game

11:51 from in here. I got to up my merch game myself. The only thing I got to say this

11:53 myself. The only thing I got to say this

11:53 myself. The only thing I got to say this uh right now while we're in here in the

11:54 uh right now while we're in here in the

11:54 uh right now while we're in here in the middle of this, the only thing I don't

11:56 middle of this, the only thing I don't

11:56 middle of this, the only thing I don't like about Alien Fresh Jerky is they

11:57 like about Alien Fresh Jerky is they

11:57 like about Alien Fresh Jerky is they [music] are always blasting country

11:59 [music] are always blasting country

11:59 [music] are always blasting country music super super loud that I have to

12:01 music super super loud that I have to

12:01 music super super loud that I have to talk over. Very very very loud in here.

12:04 talk over. Very very very loud in here.

12:04 talk over. Very very very loud in here. And then some of these machines like the

12:05 And then some of these machines like the

12:05 And then some of these machines like the alien abduction claw [music] machine.

12:07 alien abduction claw [music] machine.

12:07 alien abduction claw [music] machine. The claw. The claw is our master. He

12:10 The claw. The claw is our master. He

12:10 The claw. The claw is our master. He takes us to a better place. Also pumps

12:12 takes us to a better place. Also pumps

12:12 takes us to a better place. Also pumps out music. So, you're [music] hearing

12:14 out music. So, you're [music] hearing

12:14 out music. So, you're [music] hearing multiple different strains of music

12:15 multiple different strains of music

12:15 multiple different strains of music coming from every direction. Oh, look.

12:17 coming from every direction. Oh, look.

12:17 coming from every direction. Oh, look. It stopped. It'll be back. It'll be

12:20 It stopped. It'll be back. It'll be

12:20 It stopped. It'll be back. It'll be back. Look at that. The best selfie in

12:21 back. Look at that. The best selfie in

12:21 back. Look at that. The best selfie in the galaxy. Look at this. Right here

12:23 the galaxy. Look at this. Right here

12:23 the galaxy. Look at this. Right here inside of that uh other side door. Look

12:25 inside of that uh other side door. Look

12:25 inside of that uh other side door. Look at all the different alien species they

12:28 at all the different alien species they

12:28 at all the different alien species they have on offer. You got your alien

12:30 have on offer. You got your alien

12:30 have on offer. You got your alien hornets down here. You got whatever in

12:32 hornets down here. You got whatever in

12:32 hornets down here. You got whatever in the world this thing is. Some of these

12:34 the world this thing is. Some of these

12:34 the world this thing is. Some of these designs are indeed quite creative. Okay,

12:37 designs are indeed quite creative. Okay,

12:37 designs are indeed quite creative. Okay, this is amazing. Heard of cowboys and

12:38 this is amazing. Heard of cowboys and

12:38 this is amazing. Heard of cowboys and aliens? I think my friend Mary Beth

12:40 aliens? I think my friend Mary Beth

12:40 aliens? I think my friend Mary Beth Babcock at Buck Adams uh in Tulsa,

12:43 Babcock at Buck Adams uh in Tulsa,

12:43 Babcock at Buck Adams uh in Tulsa, Oklahoma needs to get some of those on

12:45 Oklahoma needs to get some of those on

12:45 Oklahoma needs to get some of those on her shelves. Oh, look at this alien

12:47 her shelves. Oh, look at this alien

12:47 her shelves. Oh, look at this alien lady. Look at the size of that forehead.

12:49 lady. Look at the size of that forehead.

12:49 lady. Look at the size of that forehead. Ooh la la. It's impressive because they

12:51 Ooh la la. It's impressive because they

12:51 Ooh la la. It's impressive because they have so much for kids here. They have so

12:53 have so much for kids here. They have so

12:53 have so much for kids here. They have so many little nifty gifties. Got your

12:54 many little nifty gifties. Got your

12:54 many little nifty gifties. Got your extraterrestrial

12:56 extraterrestrial

12:56 extraterrestrial socks back here. Listen to that. Alien

12:58 socks back here. Listen to that. Alien

12:58 socks back here. Listen to that. Alien Trump is blabbering. This machine's

13:00 Trump is blabbering. This machine's

13:00 Trump is blabbering. This machine's playing. Country music's coming from the

13:01 playing. Country music's coming from the

13:02 playing. Country music's coming from the ceiling. It is one active place and

13:04 ceiling. It is one active place and

13:04 ceiling. It is one active place and [music] normally it is packed with

13:05 [music] normally it is packed with

13:05 [music] normally it is packed with tourists. Oh my gosh, I didn't notice

13:07 tourists. Oh my gosh, I didn't notice

13:07 tourists. Oh my gosh, I didn't notice this on the back wall. Look at there's

13:09 this on the back wall. Look at there's

13:09 this on the back wall. Look at there's some more in here. The random land hot

13:12 some more in here. The random land hot

13:12 some more in here. The random land hot sauce and music to your mouth right

13:14 sauce and music to your mouth right

13:14 sauce and music to your mouth right there, dude. Julio's freaking jalapeno.

13:17 there, dude. Julio's freaking jalapeno.

13:17 there, dude. Julio's freaking jalapeno. And no, as far as I know, Julio doesn't

13:19 And no, as far as I know, Julio doesn't

13:19 And no, as far as I know, Julio doesn't know about this yet. I haven't seen him.

13:21 know about this yet. I haven't seen him.

13:21 know about this yet. I haven't seen him. I haven't been out on the road for a

13:22 I haven't been out on the road for a

13:22 I haven't been out on the road for a while. I think you'll get a kick out of

13:23 while. I think you'll get a kick out of

13:23 while. I think you'll get a kick out of it. I hope. Fingers crossed. That is so

13:25 it. I hope. Fingers crossed. That is so

13:25 it. I hope. Fingers crossed. That is so awesome. It's pretty cool. You know,

13:26 awesome. It's pretty cool. You know,

13:26 awesome. It's pretty cool. You know, some novelty [music] stuff to bring back

13:27 some novelty [music] stuff to bring back

13:27 some novelty [music] stuff to bring back to family members or whatever that

13:29 to family members or whatever that

13:29 to family members or whatever that didn't come on your Vegas trip. But this

13:31 didn't come on your Vegas trip. But this

13:31 didn't come on your Vegas trip. But this is what I love. I love this cuz when I

13:32 is what I love. I love this cuz when I

13:32 is what I love. I love this cuz when I was a kid, you never saw stuff like this

13:35 was a kid, you never saw stuff like this

13:35 was a kid, you never saw stuff like this anywhere. We were pretty obsessed with

13:36 anywhere. We were pretty obsessed with

13:36 anywhere. We were pretty obsessed with aliens. Our dad would make us watch like

13:38 aliens. Our dad would make us watch like

13:38 aliens. Our dad would make us watch like all those Area 51 documentaries and

13:40 all those Area 51 documentaries and

13:40 all those Area 51 documentaries and stuff. I think when I was about 9 or 10,

13:42 stuff. I think when I was about 9 or 10,

13:42 stuff. I think when I was about 9 or 10, X Files came on the television. And we

13:45 X Files came on the television. And we

13:45 X Files came on the television. And we finally got cable and a Discovery

13:46 finally got cable and a Discovery

13:46 finally got cable and a Discovery Channel. There was always like a Roswell

13:48 Channel. There was always like a Roswell

13:48 Channel. There was always like a Roswell documentary, Area 51, something to do

13:51 documentary, Area 51, something to do

13:51 documentary, Area 51, something to do with UFOs back then, plus Unsolved

13:53 with UFOs back then, plus Unsolved

13:53 with UFOs back then, plus Unsolved Mysteries. Keep in mind, we were coming

13:54 Mysteries. Keep in mind, we were coming

13:54 Mysteries. Keep in mind, we were coming out of the 80s, so we had ET, we had

13:56 out of the 80s, so we had ET, we had

13:56 out of the 80s, so we had ET, we had Close Encounters was on VHS. Well, a lot

13:58 Close Encounters was on VHS. Well, a lot

13:58 Close Encounters was on VHS. Well, a lot of stuff was coming out on VHS for the

14:00 of stuff was coming out on VHS for the

14:00 of stuff was coming out on VHS for the very first time. By the way, I don't

14:01 very first time. By the way, I don't

14:01 very first time. By the way, I don't know if you can tell, but these are like

14:02 know if you can tell, but these are like

14:02 know if you can tell, but these are like weird 4D TV screens. Like, you know, you

14:05 weird 4D TV screens. Like, you know, you

14:05 weird 4D TV screens. Like, you know, you see on some slot machines. They're like

14:07 see on some slot machines. They're like

14:07 see on some slot machines. They're like three-dimensional without having to wear

14:08 three-dimensional without having to wear

14:08 three-dimensional without having to wear any glasses. That is what these are

14:10 any glasses. That is what these are

14:10 any glasses. That is what these are like. It is very trippy and strange. Oh,

14:13 like. It is very trippy and strange. Oh,

14:13 like. It is very trippy and strange. Oh, it feels good to finally take a rest

14:15 it feels good to finally take a rest

14:15 it feels good to finally take a rest next to a fellow space travel in peace,

14:17 next to a fellow space travel in peace,

14:17 next to a fellow space travel in peace, but we were very disturbed by the

14:19 but we were very disturbed by the

14:19 but we were very disturbed by the results of your proving.

14:21 results of your proving.

14:21 results of your proving. >> That's okay. I love you, too, Space

14:23 >> That's okay. I love you, too, Space

14:23 >> That's okay. I love you, too, Space Billy. Look at this. You got all these

14:25 Billy. Look at this. You got all these

14:25 Billy. Look at this. You got all these books over here. This is amazing. I

14:27 books over here. This is amazing. I

14:27 books over here. This is amazing. I would have loved this. So, I used to

14:28 would have loved this. So, I used to

14:28 would have loved this. So, I used to check out every book I could about

14:30 check out every book I could about

14:30 check out every book I could about aliens in my elementary school library.

14:32 aliens in my elementary school library.

14:32 aliens in my elementary school library. And surprisingly, there were quite a few

14:34 And surprisingly, there were quite a few

14:34 And surprisingly, there were quite a few in there. We had books about aliens and

14:36 in there. We had books about aliens and

14:36 in there. We had books about aliens and Bigfoot, all that kind of stuff that is

14:38 Bigfoot, all that kind of stuff that is

14:38 Bigfoot, all that kind of stuff that is now the hallmark of the uh Travel

14:40 now the hallmark of the uh Travel

14:40 now the hallmark of the uh Travel Channel and all those supposedly

14:42 Channel and all those supposedly

14:42 Channel and all those supposedly educational channels. Now, there's also

14:43 educational channels. Now, there's also

14:43 educational channels. Now, there's also another thing my dad's super into,

14:45 another thing my dad's super into,

14:45 another thing my dad's super into, Bigfoot. I don't think he really

14:46 Bigfoot. I don't think he really

14:46 Bigfoot. I don't think he really believes in aliens, but he definitely

14:48 believes in aliens, but he definitely

14:48 believes in aliens, but he definitely believes in the foot. This is

14:49 believes in the foot. This is

14:49 believes in the foot. This is interesting. This is weird. Secrets of

14:51 interesting. This is weird. Secrets of

14:51 interesting. This is weird. Secrets of the Force. Got a little Star Wars

14:52 the Force. Got a little Star Wars

14:52 the Force. Got a little Star Wars reference right there. In fact, I don't

14:53 reference right there. In fact, I don't

14:53 reference right there. In fact, I don't know if I showed you guys, but just over

14:55 know if I showed you guys, but just over

14:55 know if I showed you guys, but just over that way, right above Alien Trump and

14:57 that way, right above Alien Trump and

14:57 that way, right above Alien Trump and our third Alien N, there's a life-siz

15:00 our third Alien N, there's a life-siz

15:00 our third Alien N, there's a life-siz Yoda. This is so cool. Look at this uh

15:02 Yoda. This is so cool. Look at this uh

15:02 Yoda. This is so cool. Look at this uh Reflectron right here or Volar. All

15:06 Reflectron right here or Volar. All

15:06 Reflectron right here or Volar. All kinds of plushies, little hand puzzles,

15:08 kinds of plushies, little hand puzzles,

15:08 kinds of plushies, little hand puzzles, you got purses, you got pins, you got

15:10 you got purses, you got pins, you got

15:10 you got purses, you got pins, you got everything for adults, all your swag,

15:13 everything for adults, all your swag,

15:13 everything for adults, all your swag, all your gifts. But look at that. You

15:14 all your gifts. But look at that. You

15:14 all your gifts. But look at that. You got little onesies. The selection is out

15:16 got little onesies. The selection is out

15:16 got little onesies. The selection is out of this world. All right, I had to say

15:18 of this world. All right, I had to say

15:18 of this world. All right, I had to say it at least once. Okay, somebody brought

15:19 it at least once. Okay, somebody brought

15:19 it at least once. Okay, somebody brought this up yesterday. Hey, what are they

15:21 this up yesterday. Hey, what are they

15:21 this up yesterday. Hey, what are they going to do with all these pressed penny

15:23 going to do with all these pressed penny

15:23 going to do with all these pressed penny machines now that they say they're no

15:24 machines now that they say they're no

15:24 machines now that they say they're no longer going to make pennies? Huh? Ooh,

15:27 longer going to make pennies? Huh? Ooh,

15:27 longer going to make pennies? Huh? Ooh, who cares? There's alien baseballs right

15:29 who cares? There's alien baseballs right

15:29 who cares? There's alien baseballs right here.

15:29 here.

15:30 here. >> Right there.

15:30 >> Right there.

15:30 >> Right there. >> I love this. What?

15:31 >> I love this. What?

15:31 >> I love this. What? >> I possess the key to your future.

15:33 >> I possess the key to your future.

15:33 >> I possess the key to your future. >> Just a little Earth currency. Share

15:35 >> Just a little Earth currency. Share

15:35 >> Just a little Earth currency. Share wisdom with you. I will.

15:37 wisdom with you. I will.

15:37 wisdom with you. I will. >> Look at this. Even advanced species have

15:40 >> Look at this. Even advanced species have

15:40 >> Look at this. Even advanced species have scammers among their kind. See, look at

15:43 scammers among their kind. See, look at

15:43 scammers among their kind. See, look at this. I love this alien sword. any of

15:45 this. I love this alien sword. any of

15:45 this. I love this alien sword. any of this stuff or all of this stuff would

15:47 this stuff or all of this stuff would

15:47 this stuff or all of this stuff would have driven me and my brother crazy when

15:49 have driven me and my brother crazy when

15:49 have driven me and my brother crazy when we were kids. I mean, for all I know,

15:51 we were kids. I mean, for all I know,

15:51 we were kids. I mean, for all I know, some of this stuff probably did exist

15:52 some of this stuff probably did exist

15:52 some of this stuff probably did exist when we were [music] kids, but uh we

15:54 when we were [music] kids, but uh we

15:54 when we were [music] kids, but uh we didn't have the budget to get any of

15:55 didn't have the budget to get any of

15:55 didn't have the budget to get any of this fun stuff. I'm just glad that not

15:57 this fun stuff. I'm just glad that not

15:57 this fun stuff. I'm just glad that not only is it here, but there's so much of

15:59 only is it here, but there's so much of

15:59 only is it here, but there's so much of it. Look at all their little alien

16:01 it. Look at all their little alien

16:01 it. Look at all their little alien characters now as little keychain

16:03 characters now as little keychain

16:03 characters now as little keychain figures. Everything from alien [music]

16:05 figures. Everything from alien [music]

16:05 figures. Everything from alien [music] Trump to the little guys on the light

16:07 Trump to the little guys on the light

16:07 Trump to the little guys on the light poles outside. Got your cone headed

16:09 poles outside. Got your cone headed

16:09 poles outside. Got your cone headed female. You got your little alien dog

16:11 female. You got your little alien dog

16:11 female. You got your little alien dog and horned. Your little alien cowboy. I

16:13 and horned. Your little alien cowboy. I

16:13 and horned. Your little alien cowboy. I got to be honest with you, I'm kind of

16:14 got to be honest with you, I'm kind of

16:14 got to be honest with you, I'm kind of intrigued with the Alien Energy Stones.

16:16 intrigued with the Alien Energy Stones.

16:16 intrigued with the Alien Energy Stones. This is amazing. My mind is just blown

16:18 This is amazing. My mind is just blown

16:18 This is amazing. My mind is just blown that the Random Land hot sauce is in

16:20 that the Random Land hot sauce is in

16:20 that the Random Land hot sauce is in Alien Fresh Jerky on the shelves

16:23 Alien Fresh Jerky on the shelves

16:23 Alien Fresh Jerky on the shelves available now. We have almost sold out

16:25 available now. We have almost sold out

16:25 available now. We have almost sold out of our uh pre-order for our second batch

16:27 of our uh pre-order for our second batch

16:27 of our uh pre-order for our second batch of sauce. We put in the order for the

16:29 of sauce. We put in the order for the

16:29 of sauce. We put in the order for the third batch now, but because of the

16:31 third batch now, but because of the

16:31 third batch now, but because of the holidays, you hear these guys blabbing

16:33 holidays, you hear these guys blabbing

16:33 holidays, you hear these guys blabbing back and forth. Because of the holidays,

16:35 back and forth. Because of the holidays,

16:35 back and forth. Because of the holidays, we don't know when we're going to get

16:36 we don't know when we're going to get

16:36 we don't know when we're going to get that batch. It might be weeks and weeks.

16:38 that batch. It might be weeks and weeks.

16:38 that batch. It might be weeks and weeks. So, if you like me were uh feeling kind

16:40 So, if you like me were uh feeling kind

16:40 So, if you like me were uh feeling kind of cooped up at home, maybe you're in

16:41 of cooped up at home, maybe you're in

16:42 of cooped up at home, maybe you're in Southern California or Nevada, you're

16:43 Southern California or Nevada, you're

16:43 Southern California or Nevada, you're feeling cooped up with the way the

16:44 feeling cooped up with the way the

16:44 feeling cooped up with the way the weather's been kind of poopy lately, you

16:46 weather's been kind of poopy lately, you

16:46 weather's been kind of poopy lately, you want an excuse to get out of the house,

16:48 want an excuse to get out of the house,

16:48 want an excuse to get out of the house, roll into Baker, get yourself some

16:50 roll into Baker, get yourself some

16:50 roll into Baker, get yourself some Random Land hot sauce. Or if you're not

16:53 Random Land hot sauce. Or if you're not

16:53 Random Land hot sauce. Or if you're not into hot sauce, get yourself some

16:55 into hot sauce, get yourself some

16:55 into hot sauce, get yourself some asparagus spears, cuz those are also

16:58 asparagus spears, cuz those are also

16:58 asparagus spears, cuz those are also here. I love that they have Warhead

16:59 here. I love that they have Warhead

16:59 here. I love that they have Warhead soda. They got all these crazy different

17:01 soda. They got all these crazy different

17:01 soda. They got all these crazy different kinds of drinks. Some normal, some

17:02 kinds of drinks. Some normal, some

17:02 kinds of drinks. Some normal, some wacky. Wait, I forgot to put in the

17:04 wacky. Wait, I forgot to put in the

17:04 wacky. Wait, I forgot to put in the crystal. Just every kind of thing in

17:06 crystal. Just every kind of thing in

17:06 crystal. Just every kind of thing in here. And of course, if they don't have

17:08 here. And of course, if they don't have

17:08 here. And of course, if they don't have enough wacky sodas for your taste, you

17:11 enough wacky sodas for your taste, you

17:11 enough wacky sodas for your taste, you can always go across the street to the

17:12 can always go across the street to the

17:12 can always go across the street to the Old Country Store. That place has been

17:14 Old Country Store. That place has been

17:14 Old Country Store. That place has been around forever, even longer than Alien

17:16 around forever, even longer than Alien

17:16 around forever, even longer than Alien Fresh Jerky. And they have even more

17:18 Fresh Jerky. And they have even more

17:18 Fresh Jerky. And they have even more over there. Maybe we'll go in there

17:19 over there. Maybe we'll go in there

17:20 over there. Maybe we'll go in there afterwards. Look at this. They got alien

17:21 afterwards. Look at this. They got alien

17:21 afterwards. Look at this. They got alien pool tubes now. Alien pool tubes. This

17:24 pool tubes now. Alien pool tubes. This

17:24 pool tubes now. Alien pool tubes. This is amazing. It took me a long time to

17:26 is amazing. It took me a long time to

17:26 is amazing. It took me a long time to get started. A long time to get out on

17:28 get started. A long time to get out on

17:28 get started. A long time to get out on the road today in my space probe and

17:30 the road today in my space probe and

17:30 the road today in my space probe and Baker's about a 3hour drive uh from my

17:33 Baker's about a 3hour drive uh from my

17:33 Baker's about a 3hour drive uh from my house. So, it took a while to get here

17:34 house. So, it took a while to get here

17:34 house. So, it took a while to get here and then out into the desert. So, we're

17:36 and then out into the desert. So, we're

17:36 and then out into the desert. So, we're running up against closing time out

17:37 running up against closing time out

17:37 running up against closing time out here, but that's okay. All I wanted to

17:39 here, but that's okay. All I wanted to

17:39 here, but that's okay. All I wanted to see, I didn't even care. I was like, I

17:41 see, I didn't even care. I was like, I

17:41 see, I didn't even care. I was like, I just want to see my stuff on the shelves

17:43 just want to see my stuff on the shelves

17:43 just want to see my stuff on the shelves here. I feel like a bucket list goal has

17:45 here. I feel like a bucket list goal has

17:46 here. I feel like a bucket list goal has been accomplished. I can't believe a

17:47 been accomplished. I can't believe a

17:47 been accomplished. I can't believe a Random Land product is here among the

17:50 Random Land product is here among the

17:50 Random Land product is here among the stars of the galaxy, like this guy right

17:52 stars of the galaxy, like this guy right

17:52 stars of the galaxy, like this guy right there. And the petrified wood display.

17:55 there. And the petrified wood display.

17:55 there. And the petrified wood display. No, but all joking aside, if you've been

17:57 No, but all joking aside, if you've been

17:57 No, but all joking aside, if you've been watching this channel anytime over the

17:59 watching this channel anytime over the

17:59 watching this channel anytime over the past 12 or 13 years, however long it's

18:03 past 12 or 13 years, however long it's

18:03 past 12 or 13 years, however long it's existed, you'll know that I'm a huge fan

18:04 existed, you'll know that I'm a huge fan

18:04 existed, you'll know that I'm a huge fan of roadside attractions, mom and pop

18:06 of roadside attractions, mom and pop

18:06 of roadside attractions, mom and pop businesses. It's always been my dream to

18:08 businesses. It's always been my dream to

18:08 businesses. It's always been my dream to have something [music] inside of a

18:10 have something [music] inside of a

18:10 have something [music] inside of a roadside attraction, or maybe one day

18:12 roadside attraction, or maybe one day

18:12 roadside attraction, or maybe one day have a roadside attraction of my own.

18:15 have a roadside attraction of my own.

18:15 have a roadside attraction of my own. Oh, those are cool. [music]

18:16 Oh, those are cool. [music]

18:16 Oh, those are cool. [music] Those are some very cool little alien

18:19 Those are some very cool little alien

18:19 Those are some very cool little alien fetuses. I wonder how they snuck those

18:20 fetuses. I wonder how they snuck those

18:20 fetuses. I wonder how they snuck those out of the lab. Crazy thing is even

18:22 out of the lab. Crazy thing is even

18:22 out of the lab. Crazy thing is even before this place existed, when I first

18:24 before this place existed, when I first

18:24 before this place existed, when I first started traveling uh in my van, I used

18:26 started traveling uh in my van, I used

18:26 started traveling uh in my van, I used to always say, "Somebody should build

18:28 to always say, "Somebody should build

18:28 to always say, "Somebody should build like a giant crashed flying saucer or a

18:32 like a giant crashed flying saucer or a

18:32 like a giant crashed flying saucer or a flying saucer you could stay in like a

18:33 flying saucer you could stay in like a

18:33 flying saucer you could stay in like a flying saucer hotel." And they finally

18:35 flying saucer hotel." And they finally

18:35 flying saucer hotel." And they finally done it. I would literally discuss this

18:37 done it. I would literally discuss this

18:37 done it. I would literally discuss this with every single person that came on

18:39 with every single person that came on

18:39 with every single person that came on tour with me. I'd always be like, "They

18:40 tour with me. I'd always be like, "They

18:40 tour with me. I'd always be like, "They got to build like a [music] UFO motel

18:42 got to build like a [music] UFO motel

18:42 got to build like a [music] UFO motel somewhere, maybe in Roswell, New Mexico

18:44 somewhere, maybe in Roswell, New Mexico

18:44 somewhere, maybe in Roswell, New Mexico or something." And then George and I

18:46 or something." And then George and I

18:46 or something." And then George and I came out here in like, I don't know,

18:47 came out here in like, I don't know,

18:47 came out here in like, I don't know, 2015 or something. We went out to Area

18:49 2015 or something. We went out to Area

18:49 2015 or something. We went out to Area 51. You can read about it in my book,

18:51 51. You can read about it in my book,

18:51 51. You can read about it in my book, Tales from Random Land. Back then, this

18:53 Tales from Random Land. Back then, this

18:53 Tales from Random Land. Back then, this place wasn't even what it was now, much

18:55 place wasn't even what it was now, much

18:55 place wasn't even what it was now, much less having a motel back there. And I

18:57 less having a motel back there. And I

18:57 less having a motel back there. And I remember telling George when we were in

18:58 remember telling George when we were in

18:58 remember telling George when we were in Rachel, Nevada, like there's got to be

18:59 Rachel, Nevada, like there's got to be

18:59 Rachel, Nevada, like there's got to be more than this. Somebody's got to build

19:01 more than this. Somebody's got to build

19:01 more than this. Somebody's got to build like a big flying saucer crash motel,

19:03 like a big flying saucer crash motel,

19:03 like a big flying saucer crash motel, telling him about the idea. And now,

19:05 telling him about the idea. And now,

19:05 telling him about the idea. And now, right behind this very building that

19:06 right behind this very building that

19:06 right behind this very building that we're in, they're doing it. They're

19:09 we're in, they're doing it. They're

19:09 we're in, they're doing it. They're making it. Those crazy intergalactic

19:12 making it. Those crazy intergalactic

19:12 making it. Those crazy intergalactic geniuses are doing the best thing ever.

19:15 geniuses are doing the best thing ever.

19:15 geniuses are doing the best thing ever. Let's go take a peek at that hotel in

19:17 Let's go take a peek at that hotel in

19:17 Let's go take a peek at that hotel in one second. I'm just going to gather up

19:18 one second. I'm just going to gather up

19:18 one second. I'm just going to gather up the products. that I'm going to be

19:19 the products. that I'm going to be

19:19 the products. that I'm going to be leaving here with. And yes, it's silly,

19:21 leaving here with. And yes, it's silly,

19:21 leaving here with. And yes, it's silly, but once more, I am going to buy another

19:24 but once more, I am going to buy another

19:24 but once more, I am going to buy another bottle of my own hot sauce. I want the

19:26 bottle of my own hot sauce. I want the

19:26 bottle of my own hot sauce. I want the receipt for a scrapbook. This is

19:27 receipt for a scrapbook. This is

19:28 receipt for a scrapbook. This is exciting stuff. The first roadside

19:29 exciting stuff. The first roadside

19:29 exciting stuff. The first roadside attraction with a random land product

19:32 attraction with a random land product

19:32 attraction with a random land product inside. Maybe one day we'll have to make

19:33 inside. Maybe one day we'll have to make

19:33 inside. Maybe one day we'll have to make a special label for them where my head

19:36 a special label for them where my head

19:36 a special label for them where my head is an alien's head or something like

19:37 is an alien's head or something like

19:37 is an alien's head or something like that. Next up, we got to get this stuff

19:39 that. Next up, we got to get this stuff

19:39 that. Next up, we got to get this stuff in Tom Develin's Monster Museum, which I

19:41 in Tom Develin's Monster Museum, which I

19:41 in Tom Develin's Monster Museum, which I almost feel like I'm I'm going there

19:43 almost feel like I'm I'm going there

19:43 almost feel like I'm I'm going there cuz, you know, I always stop at Alien

19:44 cuz, you know, I always stop at Alien

19:44 cuz, you know, I always stop at Alien Fresh Jerky on my way out to Boulder

19:47 Fresh Jerky on my way out to Boulder

19:47 Fresh Jerky on my way out to Boulder City, Nevada. And of course his outpost

19:49 City, Nevada. And of course his outpost

19:49 City, Nevada. And of course his outpost uh what is it? Outpost 51 alien museum

19:53 uh what is it? Outpost 51 alien museum

19:53 uh what is it? Outpost 51 alien museum or whatever it's called. It's not the

19:54 or whatever it's called. It's not the

19:54 or whatever it's called. It's not the name that confuses me. It's the numbers.

19:55 name that confuses me. It's the numbers.

19:55 name that confuses me. It's the numbers. The numbers. Is it 15? Because there

19:57 The numbers. Is it 15? Because there

19:57 The numbers. Is it 15? Because there used to be an Area 15 out there. Anyway,

19:59 used to be an Area 15 out there. Anyway,

19:59 used to be an Area 15 out there. Anyway, I love Tom's alien museum. You know,

20:01 I love Tom's alien museum. You know,

20:01 I love Tom's alien museum. You know, they should combine forces and do like a

20:03 they should combine forces and do like a

20:03 they should combine forces and do like a miniature version here on the property

20:05 miniature version here on the property

20:05 miniature version here on the property somewhere. Anyway, I'm 100% grabbing the

20:07 somewhere. Anyway, I'm 100% grabbing the

20:07 somewhere. Anyway, I'm 100% grabbing the sauce here. I've got to. It's part of my

20:09 sauce here. I've got to. It's part of my

20:10 sauce here. I've got to. It's part of my duty. The sauces I've been buying for my

20:12 duty. The sauces I've been buying for my

20:12 duty. The sauces I've been buying for my receipt for the scrapbook I will be

20:14 receipt for the scrapbook I will be

20:14 receipt for the scrapbook I will be giving away as a prize. So stay tuned on

20:17 giving away as a prize. So stay tuned on

20:17 giving away as a prize. So stay tuned on upcoming videos. We're going to do a

20:19 upcoming videos. We're going to do a

20:19 upcoming videos. We're going to do a little hot sauce giveaway, possibly even

20:22 little hot sauce giveaway, possibly even

20:22 little hot sauce giveaway, possibly even in the next episode. So stay tuned for

20:24 in the next episode. So stay tuned for

20:24 in the next episode. So stay tuned for that. Today we've gone full outer space,

20:27 that. Today we've gone full outer space,

20:27 that. Today we've gone full outer space, [music] but soon we're going to have to

20:29 [music] but soon we're going to have to

20:29 [music] but soon we're going to have to go full Christmas. All right, making my

20:30 go full Christmas. All right, making my

20:30 go full Christmas. All right, making my way to the counter over here. I have to

20:32 way to the counter over here. I have to

20:32 way to the counter over here. I have to grab one of these keychains for my dad,

20:34 grab one of these keychains for my dad,

20:34 grab one of these keychains for my dad, and I definitely need one of these. I

20:35 and I definitely need one of these. I

20:36 and I definitely need one of these. I was going to grab one of these alien

20:37 was going to grab one of these alien

20:37 was going to grab one of these alien pyramids, but I don't think I'm ready

20:38 pyramids, but I don't think I'm ready

20:38 pyramids, but I don't think I'm ready for that yet. All right, I did it. I

20:41 for that yet. All right, I did it. I

20:41 for that yet. All right, I did it. I purchased my own hot sauce from the

20:43 purchased my own hot sauce from the

20:43 purchased my own hot sauce from the California desert's greatest roadside

20:46 California desert's greatest roadside

20:46 California desert's greatest roadside attraction of them all. Alien Fresh

20:50 attraction of them all. Alien Fresh

20:50 attraction of them all. Alien Fresh Jerky. Woo! And it feels so good to be

20:52 Jerky. Woo! And it feels so good to be

20:52 Jerky. Woo! And it feels so good to be outside. It's freezing out here, but uh

20:55 outside. It's freezing out here, but uh

20:55 outside. It's freezing out here, but uh I think the controls are messed up on

20:56 I think the controls are messed up on

20:56 I think the controls are messed up on this environmental suit because it's

20:58 this environmental suit because it's

20:58 this environmental suit because it's it's set to desert conditions. Actually,

20:59 it's set to desert conditions. Actually,

20:59 it's set to desert conditions. Actually, maybe it's more like swamp conditions

21:01 maybe it's more like swamp conditions

21:01 maybe it's more like swamp conditions cuz it feels like a swamp in here. Look

21:02 cuz it feels like a swamp in here. Look

21:02 cuz it feels like a swamp in here. Look at this. The lights have come on.

21:07 at this. The lights have come on.

21:07 at this. The lights have come on. This is so exciting. Look at I know in

21:09 This is so exciting. Look at I know in

21:09 This is so exciting. Look at I know in random land you want to see some

21:10 random land you want to see some

21:10 random land you want to see some adventure, some travel, usually some

21:12 adventure, some travel, usually some

21:12 adventure, some travel, usually some history and stuff like that. And we've

21:14 history and stuff like that. And we've

21:14 history and stuff like that. And we've been a little hot sauce heavy. Yes. But

21:16 been a little hot sauce heavy. Yes. But

21:16 been a little hot sauce heavy. Yes. But this is all still brand new to me and

21:18 this is all still brand new to me and

21:18 this is all still brand new to me and very exciting to me. And I want to share

21:21 very exciting to me. And I want to share

21:21 very exciting to me. And I want to share the joys with you as well as like the

21:23 the joys with you as well as like the

21:23 the joys with you as well as like the low points which actually I've been

21:25 low points which actually I've been

21:25 low points which actually I've been trying to mostly keep to myself. And

21:27 trying to mostly keep to myself. And

21:27 trying to mostly keep to myself. And believe me, there have been some very

21:28 believe me, there have been some very

21:28 believe me, there have been some very very low lows lately. Like I said, I was

21:31 very low lows lately. Like I said, I was

21:31 very low lows lately. Like I said, I was late coming out here today because I was

21:33 late coming out here today because I was

21:33 late coming out here today because I was pretty much just bleeding and bleeding

21:34 pretty much just bleeding and bleeding

21:34 pretty much just bleeding and bleeding and bleeding all day and you're like,

21:35 and bleeding all day and you're like,

21:36 and bleeding all day and you're like, "Am I going to make it?" All this is how

21:37 "Am I going to make it?" All this is how

21:37 "Am I going to make it?" All this is how it is every day for me. I have no idea

21:38 it is every day for me. I have no idea

21:38 it is every day for me. I have no idea whether I'm going to make it to stuff. I

21:39 whether I'm going to make it to stuff. I

21:39 whether I'm going to make it to stuff. I have to flake on every It's been

21:41 have to flake on every It's been

21:41 have to flake on every It's been horrible. And then I don't know if

21:42 horrible. And then I don't know if

21:42 horrible. And then I don't know if you've ever given a lot of blood, but

21:43 you've ever given a lot of blood, but

21:43 you've ever given a lot of blood, but believe me, when you bleed a lot uh and

21:46 believe me, when you bleed a lot uh and

21:46 believe me, when you bleed a lot uh and you get fatigued, it's a different kind

21:48 you get fatigued, it's a different kind

21:48 you get fatigued, it's a different kind of energy loss than you'd ever possibly

21:50 of energy loss than you'd ever possibly

21:50 of energy loss than you'd ever possibly imagine. You're just so tired like you

21:51 imagine. You're just so tired like you

21:52 imagine. You're just so tired like you can't you can't answer anybody's

21:53 can't you can't answer anybody's

21:53 can't you can't answer anybody's messages. You can't like get up out of

21:55 messages. You can't like get up out of

21:55 messages. You can't like get up out of you can't do anything. It's a very

21:56 you can't do anything. It's a very

21:56 you can't do anything. It's a very frustrating situation, but uh there's

21:59 frustrating situation, but uh there's

21:59 frustrating situation, but uh there's good days and there's bad days and any

22:01 good days and there's bad days and any

22:01 good days and there's bad days and any day with random land hot sauce is a good

22:03 day with random land hot sauce is a good

22:03 day with random land hot sauce is a good day. We started to get a couple of

22:04 day. We started to get a couple of

22:04 day. We started to get a couple of YouTube videos now, a couple of reviews

22:06 YouTube videos now, a couple of reviews

22:06 YouTube videos now, a couple of reviews coming in from people who have checked

22:07 coming in from people who have checked

22:08 coming in from people who have checked out the sauce. Wait a minute. Why am I

22:09 out the sauce. Wait a minute. Why am I

22:09 out the sauce. Wait a minute. Why am I going back there right now? Let me put

22:10 going back there right now? Let me put

22:10 going back there right now? Let me put this stuff in the car first. And on the

22:11 this stuff in the car first. And on the

22:11 this stuff in the car first. And on the way, see that even the wheels of this

22:13 way, see that even the wheels of this

22:13 way, see that even the wheels of this crawler thing. I've never uh found out

22:15 crawler thing. I've never uh found out

22:15 crawler thing. I've never uh found out the official name. Girl at the cash

22:17 the official name. Girl at the cash

22:17 the official name. Girl at the cash register, she didn't know, you know,

22:19 register, she didn't know, you know,

22:19 register, she didn't know, you know, like is it a crawler? What do you guys

22:20 like is it a crawler? What do you guys

22:20 like is it a crawler? What do you guys call this? It's like I don't know. It's

22:21 call this? It's like I don't know. It's

22:22 call this? It's like I don't know. It's just the alien fresh jerky building. All

22:23 just the alien fresh jerky building. All

22:23 just the alien fresh jerky building. All right, let me stick this to the car cuz

22:25 right, let me stick this to the car cuz

22:25 right, let me stick this to the car cuz I can't think. But look how cool the

22:26 I can't think. But look how cool the

22:26 I can't think. But look how cool the lights are. Like you got to imagine this

22:28 lights are. Like you got to imagine this

22:28 lights are. Like you got to imagine this the outside of even this building which

22:30 the outside of even this building which

22:30 the outside of even this building which they built uh originally. It was very

22:32 they built uh originally. It was very

22:32 they built uh originally. It was very very plain. It looked like the outside

22:33 very plain. It looked like the outside

22:33 very plain. It looked like the outside of a Big Lots or something like that,

22:35 of a Big Lots or something like that,

22:35 of a Big Lots or something like that, right? It didn't look like this. I mean,

22:38 right? It didn't look like this. I mean,

22:38 right? It didn't look like this. I mean, how much jerky are they selling to build

22:40 how much jerky are they selling to build

22:40 how much jerky are they selling to build all this? By the way, I know that the

22:42 all this? By the way, I know that the

22:42 all this? By the way, I know that the lights are doing that. The lens probably

22:44 lights are doing that. The lens probably

22:44 lights are doing that. The lens probably a little smudgy on this camera, but it

22:45 a little smudgy on this camera, but it

22:45 a little smudgy on this camera, but it kind of adds a little space-like effect,

22:47 kind of adds a little space-like effect,

22:47 kind of adds a little space-like effect, doesn't it? Oh, we're in outer space.

22:49 doesn't it? Oh, we're in outer space.

22:49 doesn't it? Oh, we're in outer space. Stick this stuff into

22:53 Stick this stuff into

22:53 Stick this stuff into the car. I mean the uh space. What was

22:55 the car. I mean the uh space. What was

22:55 the car. I mean the uh space. What was that?

22:57 that?

22:57 that? Heard a rustling rustling noise in the

23:00 Heard a rustling rustling noise in the

23:00 Heard a rustling rustling noise in the bushes over. You got to be careful out

23:01 bushes over. You got to be careful out

23:01 bushes over. You got to be careful out here in the desert. You know, you got to

23:02 here in the desert. You know, you got to

23:02 here in the desert. You know, you got to keep your head on a swivel. That's

23:05 keep your head on a swivel. That's

23:05 keep your head on a swivel. That's weird. All right. Well, oh, see that

23:08 weird. All right. Well, oh, see that

23:08 weird. All right. Well, oh, see that bird? It's probably just one of those

23:09 bird? It's probably just one of those

23:09 bird? It's probably just one of those birds. Okay. There's nothing scary about

23:11 birds. Okay. There's nothing scary about

23:11 birds. Okay. There's nothing scary about birds, right? We're all right. As long

23:13 birds, right? We're all right. As long

23:13 birds, right? We're all right. As long as they're not extraterrestrial

23:15 as they're not extraterrestrial

23:15 as they're not extraterrestrial birds. I just love this thing. I think

23:17 birds. I just love this thing. I think

23:17 birds. I just love this thing. I think it's so cool. When they built it, I was

23:19 it's so cool. When they built it, I was

23:19 it's so cool. When they built it, I was kind of weirded out at first. I was

23:20 kind of weirded out at first. I was

23:20 kind of weirded out at first. I was like, why would they build this and not

23:22 like, why would they build this and not

23:22 like, why would they build this and not a UFO? Oh, look, some more birds.

23:24 a UFO? Oh, look, some more birds.

23:24 a UFO? Oh, look, some more birds. Actually, I don't mean UFO. I mean

23:25 Actually, I don't mean UFO. I mean

23:25 Actually, I don't mean UFO. I mean flying saucer. Whenever I say UFO, I

23:27 flying saucer. Whenever I say UFO, I

23:28 flying saucer. Whenever I say UFO, I generally mean flying saucer. Like other

23:29 generally mean flying saucer. Like other

23:30 generally mean flying saucer. Like other mysteries of the universe, you know,

23:31 mysteries of the universe, you know,

23:31 mysteries of the universe, you know, math women. It confused, mystified, and

23:33 math women. It confused, mystified, and

23:33 math women. It confused, mystified, and attracted me. And believe it or not,

23:35 attracted me. And believe it or not,

23:35 attracted me. And believe it or not, there are not all that many interviews

23:37 there are not all that many interviews

23:37 there are not all that many interviews out there with a Mr. Romanalo. I mean,

23:39 out there with a Mr. Romanalo. I mean,

23:39 out there with a Mr. Romanalo. I mean, to me at least, he always appeared like

23:41 to me at least, he always appeared like

23:41 to me at least, he always appeared like sort of a shadowy, mysterious figure.

23:43 sort of a shadowy, mysterious figure.

23:43 sort of a shadowy, mysterious figure. Wait a minute. You don't think Mr. Luis

23:45 Wait a minute. You don't think Mr. Luis

23:45 Wait a minute. You don't think Mr. Luis himself is an extraterrestrial, do you?

23:49 himself is an extraterrestrial, do you?

23:49 himself is an extraterrestrial, do you? But like, how cool is this, dude? I've

23:50 But like, how cool is this, dude? I've

23:50 But like, how cool is this, dude? I've done the drive from LA to Las Vegas back

23:52 done the drive from LA to Las Vegas back

23:52 done the drive from LA to Las Vegas back and forth a billion zillion times. And

23:55 and forth a billion zillion times. And

23:55 and forth a billion zillion times. And there's a few interesting gas stations,

23:56 there's a few interesting gas stations,

23:56 there's a few interesting gas stations, and there's Calico Ghost Town that's

23:58 and there's Calico Ghost Town that's

23:58 and there's Calico Ghost Town that's been around forever. But in the greater

23:59 been around forever. But in the greater

23:59 been around forever. But in the greater scheme of things, especially as a kid,

24:01 scheme of things, especially as a kid,

24:01 scheme of things, especially as a kid, there was really nothing to stop and

24:02 there was really nothing to stop and

24:02 there was really nothing to stop and see, nothing to look at. That goes

24:04 see, nothing to look at. That goes

24:04 see, nothing to look at. That goes double for I5 between LA and San

24:06 double for I5 between LA and San

24:06 double for I5 between LA and San Francisco, right? Like now you got Bravo

24:08 Francisco, right? Like now you got Bravo

24:08 Francisco, right? Like now you got Bravo Farms and a couple things. But it always

24:10 Farms and a couple things. But it always

24:10 Farms and a couple things. But it always saddened me that it seemed like the

24:12 saddened me that it seemed like the

24:12 saddened me that it seemed like the golden age of the American roadside

24:14 golden age of the American roadside

24:14 golden age of the American roadside attraction was done was over forever.

24:17 attraction was done was over forever.

24:17 attraction was done was over forever. But here we go. Look at this in Baker,

24:19 But here we go. Look at this in Baker,

24:19 But here we go. Look at this in Baker, California. Of all places, they have

24:21 California. Of all places, they have

24:21 California. Of all places, they have taken that concept out of this world.

24:24 taken that concept out of this world.

24:24 taken that concept out of this world. Okay, so normally on a weekend or when

24:25 Okay, so normally on a weekend or when

24:25 Okay, so normally on a weekend or when there's good weather or big events going

24:27 there's good weather or big events going

24:27 there's good weather or big events going on in Vegas, like I said, this place is

24:30 on in Vegas, like I said, this place is

24:30 on in Vegas, like I said, this place is absolutely chalka. Just packed full of

24:32 absolutely chalka. Just packed full of

24:32 absolutely chalka. Just packed full of people heaving. But even when I've been

24:34 people heaving. But even when I've been

24:34 people heaving. But even when I've been here, when that place is packed to the

24:35 here, when that place is packed to the

24:35 here, when that place is packed to the gills, I mean, super busy. I have yet to

24:37 gills, I mean, super busy. I have yet to

24:37 gills, I mean, super busy. I have yet to see this open. I've got to come here on

24:39 see this open. I've got to come here on

24:39 see this open. I've got to come here on a day when the time travel station

24:42 a day when the time travel station

24:42 a day when the time travel station featuring alien pretzels. And look at

24:44 featuring alien pretzels. And look at

24:44 featuring alien pretzels. And look at that little UFO on top. They finally got

24:46 that little UFO on top. They finally got

24:46 that little UFO on top. They finally got a UFO because they built this first

24:48 a UFO because they built this first

24:48 a UFO because they built this first after finishing construction on this bad

24:51 after finishing construction on this bad

24:51 after finishing construction on this bad boy over here. Pretty well pleased to

24:53 boy over here. Pretty well pleased to

24:53 boy over here. Pretty well pleased to see that like, oh, look at big old bird

24:54 see that like, oh, look at big old bird

24:54 see that like, oh, look at big old bird flying. There's all kinds of birds

24:56 flying. There's all kinds of birds

24:56 flying. There's all kinds of birds watching me. What's going on with the

24:57 watching me. What's going on with the

24:57 watching me. What's going on with the birds? Pretty stoked, pretty chuffed, as

24:59 birds? Pretty stoked, pretty chuffed, as

24:59 birds? Pretty stoked, pretty chuffed, as the British would say, to see, you know,

25:01 the British would say, to see, you know,

25:01 the British would say, to see, you know, finally a flying saucer. And of course,

25:03 finally a flying saucer. And of course,

25:03 finally a flying saucer. And of course, before they built this, while they were

25:04 before they built this, while they were

25:04 before they built this, while they were building this, there were signs saying

25:06 building this, there were signs saying

25:06 building this, there were signs saying UFO hotel. And they were going to build

25:07 UFO hotel. And they were going to build

25:07 UFO hotel. And they were going to build a UFO hotel. I was like, is this it? It

25:09 a UFO hotel. I was like, is this it? It

25:09 a UFO hotel. I was like, is this it? It looks awfully tiny. What is it? One

25:11 looks awfully tiny. What is it? One

25:11 looks awfully tiny. What is it? One guest per night. But it turned out this

25:12 guest per night. But it turned out this

25:12 guest per night. But it turned out this was just uh for the alien pretzel, alien

25:14 was just uh for the alien pretzel, alien

25:14 was just uh for the alien pretzel, alien pretzel bites, alien dog bites, you

25:16 pretzel bites, alien dog bites, you

25:16 pretzel bites, alien dog bites, you know, all the alien treats. And then not

25:19 know, all the alien treats. And then not

25:19 know, all the alien treats. And then not long after, something else began to

25:21 long after, something else began to

25:22 long after, something else began to arise

25:23 arise

25:23 arise in [laughter] the darkness behind this

25:25 in [laughter] the darkness behind this

25:26 in [laughter] the darkness behind this place. Look at the sh of this hotel

25:29 place. Look at the sh of this hotel

25:29 place. Look at the sh of this hotel right here. I'm guessing this will be

25:30 right here. I'm guessing this will be

25:30 right here. I'm guessing this will be the main entrance. Looks like a big

25:32 the main entrance. Looks like a big

25:32 the main entrance. Looks like a big digital screen right here. And you can

25:34 digital screen right here. And you can

25:34 digital screen right here. And you can see there's some windows, some port

25:36 see there's some windows, some port

25:36 see there's some windows, some port holes in to the ship. I'm wondering if

25:39 holes in to the ship. I'm wondering if

25:39 holes in to the ship. I'm wondering if those are going to be the windows that

25:40 those are going to be the windows that

25:40 those are going to be the windows that you can look out of outside of your

25:42 you can look out of outside of your

25:42 you can look out of outside of your room. Actually, before they even built

25:44 room. Actually, before they even built

25:44 room. Actually, before they even built this, when they expanded that building

25:45 this, when they expanded that building

25:46 this, when they expanded that building so that basically all of the floor space

25:48 so that basically all of the floor space

25:48 so that basically all of the floor space was uh for merchandise, right, for

25:49 was uh for merchandise, right, for

25:49 was uh for merchandise, right, for retail, they started building another

25:51 retail, they started building another

25:51 retail, they started building another building back here before any of this

25:53 building back here before any of this

25:53 building back here before any of this was built. Right. Right back off that

25:55 was built. Right. Right back off that

25:55 was built. Right. Right back off that way. You can kind of see it a little

25:56 way. You can kind of see it a little

25:56 way. You can kind of see it a little bit. That strange building. And I

25:58 bit. That strange building. And I

25:58 bit. That strange building. And I thought, is that going to be the UFO

25:59 thought, is that going to be the UFO

25:59 thought, is that going to be the UFO hotel? Doesn't look much like a UFO.

26:01 hotel? Doesn't look much like a UFO.

26:01 hotel? Doesn't look much like a UFO. Look, you can see there's another little

26:02 Look, you can see there's another little

26:02 Look, you can see there's another little spur of a building right there. I'm not

26:05 spur of a building right there. I'm not

26:05 spur of a building right there. I'm not sure what is going to be what, but

26:07 sure what is going to be what, but

26:07 sure what is going to be what, but obviously there are big big plans. Now,

26:09 obviously there are big big plans. Now,

26:09 obviously there are big big plans. Now, the outer shell of the building is

26:13 the outer shell of the building is

26:13 the outer shell of the building is clearly

26:14 clearly

26:14 clearly finished or near finished. By the way,

26:16 finished or near finished. By the way,

26:16 finished or near finished. By the way, what is this? Like a Versailles right

26:18 what is this? Like a Versailles right

26:18 what is this? Like a Versailles right here. Look at this fancy fence. Like

26:19 here. Look at this fancy fence. Like

26:19 here. Look at this fancy fence. Like Louis the 14th is living back here.

26:21 Louis the 14th is living back here.

26:21 Louis the 14th is living back here. Yeah. So, the outer shells are finished.

26:23 Yeah. So, the outer shells are finished.

26:23 Yeah. So, the outer shells are finished. I guess they're still just working on

26:25 I guess they're still just working on

26:25 I guess they're still just working on the inside. I'd hope they're still

26:26 the inside. I'd hope they're still

26:26 the inside. I'd hope they're still working on it cuz it would be a horrible

26:28 working on it cuz it would be a horrible

26:28 working on it cuz it would be a horrible thing if the plan was abandoned. I mean,

26:30 thing if the plan was abandoned. I mean,

26:30 thing if the plan was abandoned. I mean, this is the coolest thing that's

26:31 this is the coolest thing that's

26:32 this is the coolest thing that's happened in the California desert, maybe

26:34 happened in the California desert, maybe

26:34 happened in the California desert, maybe ever. And now it's got randomly hot

26:36 ever. And now it's got randomly hot

26:36 ever. And now it's got randomly hot sauce inside of it. I noticed this the

26:39 sauce inside of it. I noticed this the

26:39 sauce inside of it. I noticed this the last time that I was driving back from

26:41 last time that I was driving back from

26:41 last time that I was driving back from Las Vegas. They have an RV back there.

26:44 Las Vegas. They have an RV back there.

26:44 Las Vegas. They have an RV back there. And I've uh been here late at night and

26:45 And I've uh been here late at night and

26:45 And I've uh been here late at night and seen some guys walking their dog back

26:47 seen some guys walking their dog back

26:47 seen some guys walking their dog back there. So, clearly they have some onsite

26:50 there. So, clearly they have some onsite

26:50 there. So, clearly they have some onsite security. They don't want anyone running

26:52 security. They don't want anyone running

26:52 security. They don't want anyone running off with the mother ship. Wow. You can

26:54 off with the mother ship. Wow. You can

26:54 off with the mother ship. Wow. You can get a good look at that other building

26:55 get a good look at that other building

26:55 get a good look at that other building though back here on this side. I haven't

26:56 though back here on this side. I haven't

26:56 though back here on this side. I haven't walked back here in a long time. Yeah,

26:58 walked back here in a long time. Yeah,

26:58 walked back here in a long time. Yeah, look at that. It's already got some uh

27:00 look at that. It's already got some uh

27:00 look at that. It's already got some uh light up features on it. The one thing I

27:02 light up features on it. The one thing I

27:02 light up features on it. The one thing I could not see the last couple times I

27:04 could not see the last couple times I

27:04 could not see the last couple times I came back here was the dome on top of

27:07 came back here was the dome on top of

27:07 came back here was the dome on top of the flying saucer that I never noticed

27:09 the flying saucer that I never noticed

27:09 the flying saucer that I never noticed or never saw until today when I was

27:11 or never saw until today when I was

27:11 or never saw until today when I was driving in from the desert. It was

27:13 driving in from the desert. It was

27:13 driving in from the desert. It was pretty cool. You can see it's from such

27:14 pretty cool. You can see it's from such

27:14 pretty cool. You can see it's from such a far distance. Look at this place

27:16 a far distance. Look at this place

27:16 a far distance. Look at this place though. I mean, it's amazing. As you can

27:18 though. I mean, it's amazing. As you can

27:18 though. I mean, it's amazing. As you can see, the nightife in Baker pretty much

27:21 see, the nightife in Baker pretty much

27:21 see, the nightife in Baker pretty much non-existent. So, it'll be pretty cool

27:22 non-existent. So, it'll be pretty cool

27:22 non-existent. So, it'll be pretty cool to stay here at the UFO Hotel and just

27:26 to stay here at the UFO Hotel and just

27:26 to stay here at the UFO Hotel and just be just be part of it. You know what I

27:28 be just be part of it. You know what I

27:28 be just be part of it. You know what I mean? Maybe drive out to Death Valley

27:31 mean? Maybe drive out to Death Valley

27:31 mean? Maybe drive out to Death Valley and check out do some stargazing, then

27:33 and check out do some stargazing, then

27:33 and check out do some stargazing, then come here, board the mother ship, spend

27:35 come here, board the mother ship, spend

27:35 come here, board the mother ship, spend the night, hang out. I mean, once they

27:37 the night, hang out. I mean, once they

27:37 the night, hang out. I mean, once they finish that, I don't think I'm ever

27:39 finish that, I don't think I'm ever

27:39 finish that, I don't think I'm ever going to go straight from LA to Las

27:41 going to go straight from LA to Las

27:41 going to go straight from LA to Las Vegas or vice versa again. I think I

27:43 Vegas or vice versa again. I think I

27:43 Vegas or vice versa again. I think I might always have to stop and spend the

27:45 might always have to stop and spend the

27:45 might always have to stop and spend the night here in the UFO Hotel. All right,

27:48 night here in the UFO Hotel. All right,

27:48 night here in the UFO Hotel. All right, Alien Fresh Jerky is now closing up for

27:51 Alien Fresh Jerky is now closing up for

27:51 Alien Fresh Jerky is now closing up for the night. Time to make our way back to

27:53 the night. Time to make our way back to

27:53 the night. Time to make our way back to our little space probe over there. We'll

27:55 our little space probe over there. We'll

27:55 our little space probe over there. We'll make a stop around the corner really

27:57 make a stop around the corner really

27:58 make a stop around the corner really quick before we leave entirely. This was

28:00 quick before we leave entirely. This was

28:00 quick before we leave entirely. This was awesome. What an awesome experience.

28:02 awesome. What an awesome experience.

28:02 awesome. What an awesome experience. >> And now it's just time to Wait, what's

28:03 >> And now it's just time to Wait, what's

28:03 >> And now it's just time to Wait, what's that? Oh my gosh. Julio,

28:07 that? Oh my gosh. Julio,

28:07 that? Oh my gosh. Julio, what do you mean? What is this? It's the

28:08 what do you mean? What is this? It's the

28:08 what do you mean? What is this? It's the Random Land hot sauce. Julio, watch your

28:12 Random Land hot sauce. Julio, watch your

28:12 Random Land hot sauce. Julio, watch your language. This is a family show. I

28:13 language. This is a family show. I

28:13 language. This is a family show. I thought you'd be happy that your name

28:15 thought you'd be happy that your name

28:15 thought you'd be happy that your name was on the flavor.

28:17 was on the flavor.

28:17 was on the flavor. royalties. We haven't even finished.

28:18 royalties. We haven't even finished.

28:18 royalties. We haven't even finished. Julio, Julio, Julio, put the gun away.

28:20 Julio, Julio, Julio, put the gun away.

28:20 Julio, Julio, Julio, put the gun away. Julio, don't put your talents on that

28:22 Julio, don't put your talents on that

28:22 Julio, don't put your talents on that gun. I got to warn you, Julio. I am also

28:24 gun. I got to warn you, Julio. I am also

28:24 gun. I got to warn you, Julio. I am also armed. Don't make me shoot you.

28:27 armed. Don't make me shoot you.

28:28 armed. Don't make me shoot you. We can work this out, buddy. Right.

28:29 We can work this out, buddy. Right.

28:29 We can work this out, buddy. Right. Let's just put the guns down. That's

28:31 Let's just put the guns down. That's

28:32 Let's just put the guns down. That's right. Ever so gently. Look, it's

28:34 right. Ever so gently. Look, it's

28:34 right. Ever so gently. Look, it's raining now, buddy. Right. You don't

28:35 raining now, buddy. Right. You don't

28:35 raining now, buddy. Right. You don't want to stand out here in the rain. Why

28:36 want to stand out here in the rain. Why

28:36 want to stand out here in the rain. Why don't you come with me? And we can

28:38 don't you come with me? And we can

28:38 don't you come with me? And we can settle this like old friends.

28:42 settle this like old friends.

28:42 settle this like old friends. I know you're angry, but that's why I

28:44 I know you're angry, but that's why I

28:44 I know you're angry, but that's why I named it after you. Cuz I love you,

28:46 named it after you. Cuz I love you,

28:46 named it after you. Cuz I love you, Julio. You're my buddy. You're the bee's

28:48 Julio. You're my buddy. You're the bee's

28:48 Julio. You're my buddy. You're the bee's knees. The cream of the what? Yeah.

28:51 knees. The cream of the what? Yeah.

28:51 knees. The cream of the what? Yeah. Yeah. The cream of the coupe. You know

28:53 Yeah. The cream of the coupe. You know

28:53 Yeah. The cream of the coupe. You know what? Why don't you come home with me,

28:55 what? Why don't you come home with me,

28:55 what? Why don't you come home with me, Julio? You've never been to my home.

28:57 Julio? You've never been to my home.

28:57 Julio? You've never been to my home. I've got hens there.

29:00 I've got hens there.

29:00 I've got hens there. Oh, yes. Very nice hens. They lay a lot

29:04 Oh, yes. Very nice hens. They lay a lot

29:04 Oh, yes. Very nice hens. They lay a lot of eggs. And we can try the Randomland

29:06 of eggs. And we can try the Randomland

29:06 of eggs. And we can try the Randomland hot sauce. We'll put it on some t What?

29:09 hot sauce. We'll put it on some t What?

29:09 hot sauce. We'll put it on some t What? You don't want a taco? Okay. Scrambled

29:11 You don't want a taco? Okay. Scrambled

29:11 You don't want a taco? Okay. Scrambled eggs. Great idea.

29:13 eggs. Great idea.

29:13 eggs. Great idea. >> What's that?

29:14 >> What's that?

29:14 >> What's that? >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's delicious on fried

29:16 >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's delicious on fried

29:16 >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's delicious on fried chicken, Julio. All right, come on,

29:17 chicken, Julio. All right, come on,

29:17 chicken, Julio. All right, come on, buddy. Let's get out of this rain. And

29:19 buddy. Let's get out of this rain. And

29:19 buddy. Let's get out of this rain. And now that I have both weapons, let's get

29:21 now that I have both weapons, let's get

29:21 now that I have both weapons, let's get out of this space suit. It's freezing

29:22 out of this space suit. It's freezing

29:22 out of this space suit. It's freezing out here, but I'm sweating to death. All

29:24 out here, but I'm sweating to death. All

29:24 out here, but I'm sweating to death. All right, there you go, buddy. Comfy, cozy,

29:26 right, there you go, buddy. Comfy, cozy,

29:26 right, there you go, buddy. Comfy, cozy, safe from the rain. Changed back to my

29:28 safe from the rain. Changed back to my

29:28 safe from the rain. Changed back to my civilian garb. This is just awesome,

29:30 civilian garb. This is just awesome,

29:30 civilian garb. This is just awesome, dude. Alien fresh jerky. Never in a

29:32 dude. Alien fresh jerky. Never in a

29:32 dude. Alien fresh jerky. Never in a thousand light years did I imagine there

29:34 thousand light years did I imagine there

29:34 thousand light years did I imagine there would be a Randomland product here. It's

29:36 would be a Randomland product here. It's

29:36 would be a Randomland product here. It's incredible the way this place has grown

29:39 incredible the way this place has grown

29:39 incredible the way this place has grown and become the dominant roadside

29:41 and become the dominant roadside

29:41 and become the dominant roadside attraction between LA and Vegas. I mean,

29:43 attraction between LA and Vegas. I mean,

29:43 attraction between LA and Vegas. I mean, before Alien Fresh was here, the main

29:45 before Alien Fresh was here, the main

29:45 before Alien Fresh was here, the main attraction in Baker was the world's

29:48 attraction in Baker was the world's

29:48 attraction in Baker was the world's largest thermometer that you can see

29:50 largest thermometer that you can see

29:50 largest thermometer that you can see over there. As a matter of fact, I mean,

29:51 over there. As a matter of fact, I mean,

29:51 over there. As a matter of fact, I mean, you can see it for quite a distance

29:53 you can see it for quite a distance

29:53 you can see it for quite a distance outside of town, especially coming from

29:55 outside of town, especially coming from

29:55 outside of town, especially coming from the Death Valley side. Memory serves,

29:56 the Death Valley side. Memory serves,

29:56 the Death Valley side. Memory serves, it's 134 ft tall, reaching the same

29:59 it's 134 ft tall, reaching the same

29:59 it's 134 ft tall, reaching the same height as the highest recorded

30:00 height as the highest recorded

30:00 height as the highest recorded temperature ever on Earth, which was

30:02 temperature ever on Earth, which was

30:02 temperature ever on Earth, which was 134° in Death Valley. You might

30:05 134° in Death Valley. You might

30:05 134° in Death Valley. You might remember, and you might remember when

30:06 remember, and you might remember when

30:06 remember, and you might remember when they had a heat wave the last couple

30:08 they had a heat wave the last couple

30:08 they had a heat wave the last couple years, my brother and I went out there.

30:09 years, my brother and I went out there.

30:09 years, my brother and I went out there. It almost broke the record. We were out

30:11 It almost broke the record. We were out

30:11 It almost broke the record. We were out there in 132, 133. Not quite

30:13 there in 132, 133. Not quite

30:13 there in 132, 133. Not quite record-breaking, but it lights up all

30:15 record-breaking, but it lights up all

30:15 record-breaking, but it lights up all the way to the top at 134. Right now, as

30:18 the way to the top at 134. Right now, as

30:18 the way to the top at 134. Right now, as you can see, it's less than halfway

30:20 you can see, it's less than halfway

30:20 you can see, it's less than halfway full. About 61° out here, but it is

30:23 full. About 61° out here, but it is

30:23 full. About 61° out here, but it is really starting to rain. I'm starting to

30:25 really starting to rain. I'm starting to

30:25 really starting to rain. I'm starting to see lightning off in the distance over

30:29 see lightning off in the distance over

30:29 see lightning off in the distance over there. It's the last thing you want to

30:30 there. It's the last thing you want to

30:30 there. It's the last thing you want to be in is in a rainstorm in the desert.

30:33 be in is in a rainstorm in the desert.

30:33 be in is in a rainstorm in the desert. I'm glad we're at least in town and

30:35 I'm glad we're at least in town and

30:35 I'm glad we're at least in town and driving back on the paved interstate

30:37 driving back on the paved interstate

30:37 driving back on the paved interstate freeway. Anyway, I was going to take you

30:38 freeway. Anyway, I was going to take you

30:38 freeway. Anyway, I was going to take you to the Old Country store and get a

30:40 to the Old Country store and get a

30:40 to the Old Country store and get a closer look at the thermometer, but as

30:42 closer look at the thermometer, but as

30:42 closer look at the thermometer, but as you can see, it is now really starting

30:44 you can see, it is now really starting

30:44 you can see, it is now really starting to come down. This rain wasn't even in

30:46 to come down. This rain wasn't even in

30:46 to come down. This rain wasn't even in the forecast, but it's been like that

30:47 the forecast, but it's been like that

30:47 the forecast, but it's been like that like this entire time, right? Like, it's

30:50 like this entire time, right? Like, it's

30:50 like this entire time, right? Like, it's been this rain actually wasn't even in

30:51 been this rain actually wasn't even in

30:51 been this rain actually wasn't even in the forecast today, but uh it's been

30:53 the forecast today, but uh it's been

30:53 the forecast today, but uh it's been like this the entire time the last

30:54 like this the entire time the last

30:54 like this the entire time the last couple days in Southern California. Even

30:57 couple days in Southern California. Even

30:57 couple days in Southern California. Even when it's not forecasted to rain, it's

30:59 when it's not forecasted to rain, it's

30:59 when it's not forecasted to rain, it's been coming down all over. We're part of

31:01 been coming down all over. We're part of

31:01 been coming down all over. We're part of some kind of atmospheric river. It's

31:02 some kind of atmospheric river. It's

31:02 some kind of atmospheric river. It's made things kind of miserable. Hopefully

31:04 made things kind of miserable. Hopefully

31:04 made things kind of miserable. Hopefully tomorrow won't be too bad because our

31:06 tomorrow won't be too bad because our

31:06 tomorrow won't be too bad because our next episode is supposed to be the

31:08 next episode is supposed to be the

31:08 next episode is supposed to be the opening of Knots Mary Farm. And uh

31:11 opening of Knots Mary Farm. And uh

31:11 opening of Knots Mary Farm. And uh hopefully it doesn't rain on our parade.

31:13 hopefully it doesn't rain on our parade.

31:13 hopefully it doesn't rain on our parade. We will see. But from me, from Julio,

31:16 We will see. But from me, from Julio,

31:16 We will see. But from me, from Julio, from all of us in the Randomland

31:17 from all of us in the Randomland

31:18 from all of us in the Randomland universe, from music to your mouth, and

31:20 universe, from music to your mouth, and

31:20 universe, from music to your mouth, and from random hot sauce

31:21 from random hot sauce

31:21 from random hot sauce incorporated.com/fun,

31:24 incorporated.com/fun,

31:24 incorporated.com/fun, I think it's safe to say for the moment

31:26 I think it's safe to say for the moment

31:26 I think it's safe to say for the moment we've done our duty. IT'S TIME TO GO

31:29 we've done our duty. IT'S TIME TO GO

31:29 we've done our duty. IT'S TIME TO GO HOME and sleep. Well, there are still a

31:33 HOME and sleep. Well, there are still a

31:33 HOME and sleep. Well, there are still a few a couple bottles of Randomland hot

31:36 few a couple bottles of Randomland hot

31:36 few a couple bottles of Randomland hot sauce avail That's loud. available for

31:38 sauce avail That's loud. available for

31:38 sauce avail That's loud. available for pre-order at randomland.com

31:41 pre-order at randomland.com

31:41 pre-order at randomland.com and we'll have the next pre-order for

31:43 and we'll have the next pre-order for

31:43 and we'll have the next pre-order for the next batch up as well. But these are

31:44 the next batch up as well. But these are

31:44 the next batch up as well. But these are the ones you will definitely get before

31:46 the ones you will definitely get before

31:46 the ones you will definitely get before Christmas. So, act fast if you want a

31:47 Christmas. So, act fast if you want a

31:47 Christmas. So, act fast if you want a bottle now. Still got my booktails from

31:49 bottle now. Still got my booktails from

31:49 bottle now. Still got my booktails from randomland available as well as some

31:51 randomland available as well as some

31:51 randomland available as well as some sick random land hats. Thanks for

31:54 sick random land hats. Thanks for

31:54 sick random land hats. Thanks for watching. Please share this with all

31:55 watching. Please share this with all

31:55 watching. Please share this with all your buddies. Like I'm going to share my

31:57 your buddies. Like I'm going to share my

31:57 your buddies. Like I'm going to share my hot sauce with Julio. Any parting words,

31:58 hot sauce with Julio. Any parting words,

31:58 hot sauce with Julio. Any parting words, Julio?

32:04 Couldn't have said it any better myself.

32:04 Couldn't have said it any better myself. Bye-bye. [music]

32:48 Hi, Mom. This is my This is my

32:48 Hi, Mom. This is my This is my contribution to the world. Uhhuh.

32:51 contribution to the world. Uhhuh.

32:51 contribution to the world. Uhhuh. Not one snapped.

32:58 Where's Ally when you need her?

32:58 Where's Ally when you need her? There are still a few. A couple. Why

33:01 There are still a few. A couple. Why

33:01 There are still a few. A couple. Why doesn't this work anymore?

33:04 doesn't this work anymore?

33:04 doesn't this work anymore? [music]

Alien Fresh Jerky got an UPGRADE! + UFO Hotel update

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