The Art & Terror of Chuck E Cheese

0:03 Look at this. What the heck is going on

0:03 Look at this. What the heck is going on here? It's a sometimes vlog. It's a

0:06 here? It's a sometimes vlog. It's a

0:06 here? It's a sometimes vlog. It's a vlog. It happens sometimes. Look at this

0:08 vlog. It happens sometimes. Look at this

0:08 vlog. It happens sometimes. Look at this alien here. DJing or MCing some kind of

0:12 alien here. DJing or MCing some kind of

0:12 alien here. DJing or MCing some kind of race. Oh no, we've got AN ALIEN DOWN.

0:15 race. Oh no, we've got AN ALIEN DOWN.

0:15 race. Oh no, we've got AN ALIEN DOWN. WE'VE GOT AN ALIEN DOWN.

0:19 WE'VE GOT AN ALIEN DOWN.

0:19 WE'VE GOT AN ALIEN DOWN. This is an arcade game theoretically

0:21 This is an arcade game theoretically

0:21 This is an arcade game theoretically here at Chuck E. Cheese's where a kid

0:23 here at Chuck E. Cheese's where a kid

0:23 here at Chuck E. Cheese's where a kid can be a kid. Look around everyone. It's

0:26 can be a kid. Look around everyone. It's

0:26 can be a kid. Look around everyone. It's 2015 and Chuck E. Cheese still exists.

0:29 2015 and Chuck E. Cheese still exists.

0:29 2015 and Chuck E. Cheese still exists. There's Ally over there with my

0:31 There's Ally over there with my

0:31 There's Ally over there with my miniature person hanging out. And we are

0:34 miniature person hanging out. And we are

0:34 miniature person hanging out. And we are here at Chuck-E-Cheese to enjoy the

0:36 here at Chuck-E-Cheese to enjoy the

0:36 here at Chuck-E-Cheese to enjoy the sights, the sounds, and the smells.

0:41 sights, the sounds, and the smells.

0:41 sights, the sounds, and the smells. This

0:44 This

0:44 This look at this terrifying equipment still

0:47 look at this terrifying equipment still

0:47 look at this terrifying equipment still in operation here. I believe they're

0:50 in operation here. I believe they're

0:50 in operation here. I believe they're talking to each other, having some sort

0:51 talking to each other, having some sort

0:51 talking to each other, having some sort of puppet show. This, my friends, it's

0:54 of puppet show. This, my friends, it's

0:54 of puppet show. This, my friends, it's the original Chuck-E-Cheese

0:56 the original Chuck-E-Cheese

0:56 the original Chuck-E-Cheese animatronics. Look at them. I can't

0:57 animatronics. Look at them. I can't

0:57 animatronics. Look at them. I can't believe that they're still here. I don't

0:58 believe that they're still here. I don't

0:58 believe that they're still here. I don't know about original, but do you guys

1:00 know about original, but do you guys

1:00 know about original, but do you guys remember these these old school like '8s

1:03 remember these these old school like '8s

1:03 remember these these old school like '8s looking Chuck-E-Cheese animatronics?

1:05 looking Chuck-E-Cheese animatronics?

1:06 looking Chuck-E-Cheese animatronics? There's Chucky over here. And we have

1:07 There's Chucky over here. And we have

1:08 There's Chucky over here. And we have Helen.

1:10 Helen.

1:10 Helen. There's Munch. Apparently, no idea what

1:13 There's Munch. Apparently, no idea what

1:13 There's Munch. Apparently, no idea what the name of the dog is, but apparently

1:16 the name of the dog is, but apparently

1:16 the name of the dog is, but apparently this guy's name is Pasquali. I think

1:19 this guy's name is Pasquali. I think

1:19 this guy's name is Pasquali. I think Pasquali was in charge of making the

1:21 Pasquali was in charge of making the

1:21 Pasquali was in charge of making the pizza here because I've heard nothing

1:23 pizza here because I've heard nothing

1:23 pizza here because I've heard nothing good about it. And he looks like he

1:25 good about it. And he looks like he

1:25 good about it. And he looks like he really doesn't care too much. But no,

1:27 really doesn't care too much. But no,

1:27 really doesn't care too much. But no, friends, what I wanted you to all enjoy

1:30 friends, what I wanted you to all enjoy

1:30 friends, what I wanted you to all enjoy about this was the artwork, the art of

1:34 about this was the artwork, the art of

1:34 about this was the artwork, the art of Chuck-E-Cheese, the finest art of all

1:37 Chuck-E-Cheese, the finest art of all

1:38 Chuck-E-Cheese, the finest art of all the art here in your Belinda,

1:40 the art here in your Belinda,

1:40 the art here in your Belinda, California. A city with many, many

1:43 California. A city with many, many

1:43 California. A city with many, many millionaires, me not included among

1:46 millionaires, me not included among

1:46 millionaires, me not included among them.

1:47 them.

1:47 them. Probably a lot of fine art here, right?

1:50 Probably a lot of fine art here, right?

1:50 Probably a lot of fine art here, right? No finer art, though, than this.

1:53 No finer art, though, than this.

1:53 No finer art, though, than this. Look at that. Breathtaking.

1:56 Look at that. Breathtaking.

1:56 Look at that. Breathtaking. [Music]

1:58 [Music]

1:58 [Music] Wonderful.

2:00 Wonderful.

2:00 Wonderful. Astounding. I really like the placement

2:02 Astounding. I really like the placement

2:02 Astounding. I really like the placement of this piece here right above the

2:05 of this piece here right above the

2:05 of this piece here right above the thermostat.

2:07 thermostat.

2:07 thermostat. It's amazing. It's incredible. Look at

2:09 It's amazing. It's incredible. Look at

2:09 It's amazing. It's incredible. Look at this though. This is what I really

2:10 this though. This is what I really

2:10 this though. This is what I really wanted to show you.

2:13 wanted to show you.

2:13 wanted to show you. Rather than Instagramming this, I

2:14 Rather than Instagramming this, I

2:14 Rather than Instagramming this, I thought it would be better to be on the

2:16 thought it would be better to be on the

2:16 thought it would be better to be on the channel. Also, there's a man squirting a

2:18 channel. Also, there's a man squirting a

2:18 channel. Also, there's a man squirting a lady with chemicals, but we'll get to

2:20 lady with chemicals, but we'll get to

2:20 lady with chemicals, but we'll get to that later. Smile.

2:23 that later. Smile.

2:23 that later. Smile. Celebration.

2:28 winning. And by the way, yes, that is a

2:28 winning. And by the way, yes, that is a puppet Chuck-E-Cheese singing that song

2:30 puppet Chuck-E-Cheese singing that song

2:30 puppet Chuck-E-Cheese singing that song here on this monitor here.

2:33 here on this monitor here.

2:33 here on this monitor here. Winning.

2:35 Winning.

2:35 Winning. [Music]

2:40 Am I doing it right? Am I winning

2:40 Am I doing it right? Am I winning correctly? Look at this memories.

2:50 friends,

2:50 friends, laugh,

2:53 laugh,

2:53 laugh, family, and of course, my favorite,

2:56 family, and of course, my favorite,

2:56 family, and of course, my favorite, play.

2:58 play.

2:58 play. Look at that.

3:00 Look at that.

3:00 Look at that. So, there you have it, folks. The art of

3:02 So, there you have it, folks. The art of

3:02 So, there you have it, folks. The art of Chuck-E-Cheese. I just wanted you all to

3:04 Chuck-E-Cheese. I just wanted you all to

3:04 Chuck-E-Cheese. I just wanted you all to see and enjoy that. I know it's not a

3:05 see and enjoy that. I know it's not a

3:06 see and enjoy that. I know it's not a great vlog, but hey, what are you going

3:08 great vlog, but hey, what are you going

3:08 great vlog, but hey, what are you going to do? I was here and I thought I can't

3:11 to do? I was here and I thought I can't

3:11 to do? I was here and I thought I can't see all of this fantastic artwork here

3:14 see all of this fantastic artwork here

3:14 see all of this fantastic artwork here at the Chuck-E-Cheese without sharing

3:16 at the Chuck-E-Cheese without sharing

3:16 at the Chuck-E-Cheese without sharing just a little portion of what I saw with

3:20 just a little portion of what I saw with

3:20 just a little portion of what I saw with all of you. Subscribe for some more

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3:31 Twitter just live fastpress.com. Enjoy all of your day and don't let

3:33 Enjoy all of your day and don't let

3:33 Enjoy all of your day and don't let Pasquali cook your pizza. It's not

3:36 Pasquali cook your pizza. It's not

3:36 Pasquali cook your pizza. It's not great. It's not great. Okay, goodbye

3:39 great. It's not great. Okay, goodbye

3:39 great. It's not great. Okay, goodbye guys. Look at how much fun it is here.

3:43 guys. Look at how much fun it is here.

3:43 guys. Look at how much fun it is here. Wow, that was fun. Your picture is now

3:57 probably going to be sticking to

3:57 probably going to be sticking to Disneyland

3:59 Disneyland

3:59 Disneyland in the future.

The Art & Terror of Chuck E Cheese

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