Old Man Chattsfield returns - sometimes Vlog of negativity
Uh oh, we had a feeling he'd be back someday
Transcript
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it's the sometimes
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it's the sometimes Vlog it's a vlog that happens sometimes
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Vlog it's a vlog that happens sometimes
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Vlog it's a vlog that happens sometimes and tonight it's happening with
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and tonight it's happening with
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and tonight it's happening with me old man
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me old man
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me old man Chatfield that's what they call me they
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Chatfield that's what they call me they
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Chatfield that's what they call me they call me old man they say I'm
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call me old man they say I'm
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call me old man they say I'm crazy well you young people have a thing
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crazy well you young people have a thing
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crazy well you young people have a thing or two to learn that's what I have to
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or two to learn that's what I have to
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or two to learn that's what I have to say crazy I'm not crazy I am a little
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say crazy I'm not crazy I am a little
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say crazy I'm not crazy I am a little cold when you reach my age not only do
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cold when you reach my age not only do
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cold when you reach my age not only do you reach a
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you reach a
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you reach a supreme point of wisdom but you also
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supreme point of wisdom but you also
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supreme point of wisdom but you also tend to be a little
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tend to be a little
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tend to be a little lumatic in the
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lumatic in the
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lumatic in the joints oh video blog nonsense nonsense
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joints oh video blog nonsense nonsense
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joints oh video blog nonsense nonsense get out and make something of your life
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get out and make something of your life
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get out and make something of your life make something work in an oil
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make something work in an oil
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make something work in an oil field not as an owner no no no no as a
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field not as an owner no no no no as a
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field not as an owner no no no no as a as a day
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as a day
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as a day laborer that's the way to earn calluses
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laborer that's the way to earn calluses
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laborer that's the way to earn calluses on your hands and bitterness in your
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on your hands and bitterness in your
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on your hands and bitterness in your heart that's what I that's what I always
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heart that's what I that's what I always
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heart that's what I that's what I always say old man chatre they call me ha old
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say old man chatre they call me ha old
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say old man chatre they call me ha old man well let me give you young people a
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man well let me give you young people a
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man well let me give you young people a nickel's worth of free advice and a
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nickel's worth of free advice and a
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nickel's worth of free advice and a nickel is nothing to sneer at it's no
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nickel is nothing to sneer at it's no
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nickel is nothing to sneer at it's no hay penny let me tell
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hay penny let me tell
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hay penny let me tell you everyone's going on and on about
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you everyone's going on and on about
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you everyone's going on and on about love and forgiveness
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love and forgiveness
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love and forgiveness poppycock love forgiveness you know what
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poppycock love forgiveness you know what
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poppycock love forgiveness you know what I love I love the sound of silence the
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I love I love the sound of silence the
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I love I love the sound of silence the sound that girl scouts make after they
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sound that girl scouts make after they
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sound that girl scouts make after they leave my door
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leave my door
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leave my door disappointed cynicism has solved nearly
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disappointed cynicism has solved nearly
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disappointed cynicism has solved nearly every problem on Earth eradication is
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every problem on Earth eradication is
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every problem on Earth eradication is the way we got rid of disease not by
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the way we got rid of disease not by
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the way we got rid of disease not by creating the Cure it was by eradicating
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creating the Cure it was by eradicating
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creating the Cure it was by eradicating it with the cure there's two sides to
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it with the cure there's two sides to
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it with the cure there's two sides to every coin and the best side is to be
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every coin and the best side is to be
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every coin and the best side is to be realistic you want to say negative a
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realistic you want to say negative a
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realistic you want to say negative a poby it's not negativity it's
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poby it's not negativity it's
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poby it's not negativity it's realism you're never going to end up
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realism you're never going to end up
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realism you're never going to end up with the one you love you'll probably
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with the one you love you'll probably
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with the one you love you'll probably die
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die
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die alone you're never going to get your
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alone you're never going to get your
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alone you're never going to get your dream job you'll probably always work at
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dream job you'll probably always work at
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dream job you'll probably always work at the Box Factory and there's nothing
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the Box Factory and there's nothing
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the Box Factory and there's nothing wrong with that settle
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wrong with that settle
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wrong with that settle down go to a nice
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down go to a nice
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down go to a nice restaurant once a
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restaurant once a
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restaurant once a month no no save for retirement then
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month no no save for retirement then
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month no no save for retirement then like me you'll have plenty of money and
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like me you'll have plenty of money and
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like me you'll have plenty of money and all the time in the world and not spend
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all the time in the world and not spend
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all the time in the world and not spend it my grandkids don't visit me my
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it my grandkids don't visit me my
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it my grandkids don't visit me my children hate me yes but I did what was
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children hate me yes but I did what was
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children hate me yes but I did what was best for them oh I knew what was best
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best for them oh I knew what was best
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best for them oh I knew what was best for them I did so I'm lonely that's true
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for them I did so I'm lonely that's true
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for them I did so I'm lonely that's true and young people throw cans at me they
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and young people throw cans at me they
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and young people throw cans at me they say I'm crazy well I'll tell you what's
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say I'm crazy well I'll tell you what's
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say I'm crazy well I'll tell you what's crazy running around thinking that you
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crazy running around thinking that you
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crazy running around thinking that you can own the world oh we're going to make
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can own the world oh we're going to make
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can own the world oh we're going to make a difference poy coock you and your
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a difference poy coock you and your
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a difference poy coock you and your charity for Jeff heimu what does Jeff
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charity for Jeff heimu what does Jeff
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charity for Jeff heimu what does Jeff heimu need anybody for oh no no no
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heimu need anybody for oh no no no
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heimu need anybody for oh no no no correct me when I'm wrong I am wrong
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correct me when I'm wrong I am wrong
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correct me when I'm wrong I am wrong raising money for people with bipolar
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raising money for people with bipolar
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raising money for people with bipolar disorder ha back in my day we used to
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disorder ha back in my day we used to
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disorder ha back in my day we used to chain them up to posts in the desert to
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chain them up to posts in the desert to
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chain them up to posts in the desert to let them think about that for a few days
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let them think about that for a few days
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let them think about that for a few days and see if that didn't cure them yes
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and see if that didn't cure them yes
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and see if that didn't cure them yes they came back even more depressed but
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they came back even more depressed but
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they came back even more depressed but the point was we took the issues in hand
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the point was we took the issues in hand
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the point was we took the issues in hand oh it is cold here it's only
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oh it is cold here it's only
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oh it is cold here it's only 82° I'm thinking of moving to Arizona
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82° I'm thinking of moving to Arizona
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82° I'm thinking of moving to Arizona they have great deals on condos
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they have great deals on condos
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they have great deals on condos there gofundme.com
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there gofundme.com
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there gofundme.com slimu foundation will never raise
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slimu foundation will never raise
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slimu foundation will never raise $11,000 for charity and anyway Jeff
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$11,000 for charity and anyway Jeff
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$11,000 for charity and anyway Jeff heimbuck already pees in the shower
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heimbuck already pees in the shower
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heimbuck already pees in the shower everybody knows that everyone pees in
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everybody knows that everyone pees in
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everybody knows that everyone pees in the shower the only people who won't
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the shower the only people who won't
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the shower the only people who won't admit it are people like me I'll never
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admit it are people like me I'll never
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admit it are people like me I'll never admit to peing in the
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admit to peing in the
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admit to peing in the shower poppy nobody actually pees
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shower poppy nobody actually pees
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shower poppy nobody actually pees in the shower I'm already
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lying yes and that's the way you to get
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lying yes and that's the way you to get what you want lie
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what you want lie
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what you want lie steal even better listen to the truth
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steal even better listen to the truth
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steal even better listen to the truth and pretend the TRU truth isn't the
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and pretend the TRU truth isn't the
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and pretend the TRU truth isn't the truth believe whatever you want to
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truth believe whatever you want to
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truth believe whatever you want to believe that's the ticket if someone
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believe that's the ticket if someone
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believe that's the ticket if someone disagrees with you tell them it's the
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disagrees with you tell them it's the
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disagrees with you tell them it's the Divine
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will to get what you want also wear a
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will to get what you want also wear a sweater that's good advice I think we
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sweater that's good advice I think we
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sweater that's good advice I think we could all agree on that the sometimes
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could all agree on that the sometimes
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could all agree on that the sometimes Vlog with a silly bunch of n the Quest
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Vlog with a silly bunch of n the Quest
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Vlog with a silly bunch of n the Quest for positivity is a load of nonsense
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for positivity is a load of nonsense
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for positivity is a load of nonsense give up the quest become
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a prison guard yes no
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a prison guard yes no no a soldier
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no a soldier
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no a soldier no a career murderer no that's no good
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no a career murderer no that's no good
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no a career murderer no that's no good see become a prison guard let's go back
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see become a prison guard let's go back
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see become a prison guard let's go back to prison guard
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to prison guard
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to prison guard yes no prison guards that's not good
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yes no prison guards that's not good
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yes no prison guards that's not good some people like being prison guards
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some people like being prison guards
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some people like being prison guards let's
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let's
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let's see become something no one wants you to
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see become something no one wants you to
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see become something no one wants you to be that's how you know you're successful
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be that's how you know you're successful
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be that's how you know you're successful because are doing the job nobody
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because are doing the job nobody
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because are doing the job nobody wants sewer
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cleaners crime scene clean
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cleaners crime scene clean ERS something disgusting do something
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ERS something disgusting do something
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ERS something disgusting do something with your life if you're not doing
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with your life if you're not doing
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with your life if you're not doing something you hate you must be doing
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something you hate you must be doing
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something you hate you must be doing something wrong that's the way my papy
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something wrong that's the way my papy
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something wrong that's the way my papy taught me and that's the way I'll teach
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taught me and that's the way I'll teach
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taught me and that's the way I'll teach every G darn kid in the world where they
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every G darn kid in the world where they
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every G darn kid in the world where they come to my door they leave bags always
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come to my door they leave bags always
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come to my door they leave bags always on fire good thing I I bought that fire
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on fire good thing I I bought that fire
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on fire good thing I I bought that fire extinguisher because I was running out
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extinguisher because I was running out
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extinguisher because I was running out of shoes and loafers quicker than you
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of shoes and loafers quicker than you
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of shoes and loafers quicker than you could say Bobby coock on a peanut
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could say Bobby coock on a peanut
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could say Bobby coock on a peanut brittle
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brittle
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brittle can do you want to hear a negative story
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can do you want to hear a negative story
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can do you want to hear a negative story this story will steam your
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this story will steam your
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this story will steam your beans one morning one fine
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beans one morning one fine
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beans one morning one fine Beautiful January morning it was gray
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Beautiful January morning it was gray
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Beautiful January morning it was gray and rainy and
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and rainy and
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and rainy and cold I awoke to a sound that I can't
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cold I awoke to a sound that I can't
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cold I awoke to a sound that I can't stand in my heart a sound of cheerful
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stand in my heart a sound of cheerful
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stand in my heart a sound of cheerful laughter and a knock on my front door so
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laughter and a knock on my front door so
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laughter and a knock on my front door so I went downstairs and I opened the door
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I went downstairs and I opened the door
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I went downstairs and I opened the door and I saw standing there sight that I
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and I saw standing there sight that I
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and I saw standing there sight that I nearly vomited at
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nearly vomited at
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nearly vomited at see it was three small
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see it was three small
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see it was three small children just unaccompanied having fun
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children just unaccompanied having fun
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children just unaccompanied having fun running around where were the parents h
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running around where were the parents h
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running around where were the parents h well I wanted to be angry but the lead
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well I wanted to be angry but the lead
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well I wanted to be angry but the lead child offered me something that melted
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child offered me something that melted
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child offered me something that melted my heart he held a loft a
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my heart he held a loft a
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my heart he held a loft a can of peanut
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can of peanut
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can of peanut brittle now I haven't seen peanut
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brittle now I haven't seen peanut
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brittle now I haven't seen peanut brittle in a can for years delicious is
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brittle in a can for years delicious is
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brittle in a can for years delicious is the best KY everyone knows canned peanut
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the best KY everyone knows canned peanut
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the best KY everyone knows canned peanut brittle is the freshest peanut brittle
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brittle is the freshest peanut brittle
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brittle is the freshest peanut brittle of them all
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of them all
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of them all and as something of a frail brittle old
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and as something of a frail brittle old
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and as something of a frail brittle old ass old man and now I thought
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ass old man and now I thought
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ass old man and now I thought well I'd like a
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well I'd like a
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well I'd like a piece so beat grudgingly I put down the
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piece so beat grudgingly I put down the
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piece so beat grudgingly I put down the shotgun and my sword cane it comes in
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shotgun and my sword cane it comes in
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shotgun and my sword cane it comes in useful don't
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useful don't
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useful don't hate open the door and let the children
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hate open the door and let the children
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hate open the door and let the children come closer approach me on the porch I
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come closer approach me on the porch I
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come closer approach me on the porch I said give me the can give me the can of
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said give me the can give me the can of
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said give me the can give me the can of panut brittle I would love a piece of
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panut brittle I would love a piece of
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panut brittle I would love a piece of peanut brittle the way we used to eat it
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peanut brittle the way we used to eat it
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peanut brittle the way we used to eat it oh when I was a lad we used to Scot oh
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oh when I was a lad we used to Scot oh
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oh when I was a lad we used to Scot oh hand me the can so he hands me the
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hand me the can so he hands me the
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hand me the can so he hands me the canop did I think you know maybe I'm
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canop did I think you know maybe I'm
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canop did I think you know maybe I'm wrong maybe the world isn't a hard cold
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wrong maybe the world isn't a hard cold
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wrong maybe the world isn't a hard cold place where you must Force the people
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place where you must Force the people
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place where you must Force the people around you into their own happiness
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around you into their own happiness
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around you into their own happiness maybe they're not happy with the life
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maybe they're not happy with the life
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maybe they're not happy with the life you choose for them but they certainly
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you choose for them but they certainly
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you choose for them but they certainly will thank you for the opportunity of
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will thank you for the opportunity of
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will thank you for the opportunity of living it
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living it
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living it no maybe I thought for a
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no maybe I thought for a
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no maybe I thought for a moment about all these people running
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moment about all these people running
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moment about all these people running around believing and dreaming and
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around believing and dreaming and
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around believing and dreaming and bringing peanut brittle to do maybe
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bringing peanut brittle to do maybe
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bringing peanut brittle to do maybe there was something to
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there was something to
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there was something to this so I reached down to open the can
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this so I reached down to open the can
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this so I reached down to open the can of peanut brittle it took me a while my
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of peanut brittle it took me a while my
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of peanut brittle it took me a while my fingernails were quite long at that
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fingernails were quite long at that
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fingernails were quite long at that time I opened the can of peanut brittle
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time I opened the can of peanut brittle
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time I opened the can of peanut brittle and what should did I find
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and what should did I find
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and what should did I find inside a snake a snake burst forth out
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inside a snake a snake burst forth out
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inside a snake a snake burst forth out of the peanut brittle C right into my
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of the peanut brittle C right into my
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of the peanut brittle C right into my face right into my face lo and behold
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face right into my face lo and behold
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face right into my face lo and behold was it a snake it wasn't a snake at all
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was it a snake it wasn't a snake at all
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was it a snake it wasn't a snake at all it was merely a spring with some sort of
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it was merely a spring with some sort of
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it was merely a spring with some sort of plastic covering it the children were
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plastic covering it the children were
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plastic covering it the children were screaming and laughing and off they ran
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screaming and laughing and off they ran
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screaming and laughing and off they ran off the porch and down into the streets
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off the porch and down into the streets
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off the porch and down into the streets like a pack of hoodlum rats that they
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like a pack of hoodlum rats that they
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like a pack of hoodlum rats that they are leaving their can behind and their
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are leaving their can behind and their
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are leaving their can behind and their false snake
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false snake
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false snake monstrosity
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monstrosity
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monstrosity well I scooped that snake back into that
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well I scooped that snake back into that
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well I scooped that snake back into that can I applied the lid to it and I
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can I applied the lid to it and I
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can I applied the lid to it and I shouted and screamed and threw the can
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shouted and screamed and threw the can
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shouted and screamed and threw the can down the street at them I was angry for
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down the street at them I was angry for
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down the street at them I was angry for seven weeks I wouldn't forgive anyone
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seven weeks I wouldn't forgive anyone
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seven weeks I wouldn't forgive anyone speak to
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anyone and you know what I made the
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anyone and you know what I made the right decision
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right decision
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right decision I'm sure they all learned their lesson
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I'm sure they all learned their lesson
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I'm sure they all learned their lesson so go ahead and subscribe to the
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so go ahead and subscribe to the
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so go ahead and subscribe to the sometimes Vlog on this Justin scars
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sometimes Vlog on this Justin scars
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sometimes Vlog on this Justin scars Channel who knows what he's so afraid of
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Channel who knows what he's so afraid of
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Channel who knows what he's so afraid of probably failing at the Quest for
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probably failing at the Quest for
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probably failing at the Quest for positivity you should be scared because
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positivity you should be scared because
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positivity you should be scared because let me tell you there's nothing positive
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let me tell you there's nothing positive
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let me tell you there's nothing positive about being old like
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me so subscribe if you believe in that
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me so subscribe if you believe in that nonsense but if you don't believe in any
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nonsense you know what you can do buy a
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nonsense you know what you can do buy a can of peanut brittle and enjoy
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can of peanut brittle and enjoy
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can of peanut brittle and enjoy it well that's about all the advice I
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it well that's about all the advice I
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it well that's about all the advice I have for tonight you young children
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have for tonight you young children
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have for tonight you young children staring at me don't you dare fall in
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staring at me don't you dare fall in
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staring at me don't you dare fall in love with me never love anyone break
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love with me never love anyone break
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love with me never love anyone break their heart send them to prison or
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their heart send them to prison or
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their heart send them to prison or wherever you need to send them so that
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wherever you need to send them so that
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wherever you need to send them so that they learn that life is cold and hard
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they learn that life is cold and hard
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they learn that life is cold and hard and
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and
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and dismal don't go to gofundme.com hyuk
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dismal don't go to gofundme.com hyuk
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dismal don't go to gofundme.com hyuk Foundation because we don't need to
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Foundation because we don't need to
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Foundation because we don't need to raise money for charity charity can just
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raise money for charity charity can just
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raise money for charity charity can just raise money for itself by getting a
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raise money for itself by getting a
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raise money for itself by getting a job and last but not
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job and last but not
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job and last but not least stop looking at live fast die poor
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least stop looking at live fast die poor
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least stop looking at live fast die poor dot sprit at that the ridiculous t-shirt
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dot sprit at that the ridiculous t-shirt
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dot sprit at that the ridiculous t-shirt there miss foot that's not even a funny
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there miss foot that's not even a funny
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there miss foot that's not even a funny joke live fast. spread.com livefast
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joke live fast. spread.com livefast
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joke live fast. spread.com livefast io.com itself is a joke what are you
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io.com itself is a joke what are you
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io.com itself is a joke what are you watching these for this isn't
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watching these for this isn't
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watching these for this isn't entertainment now back in my day if you
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entertainment now back in my day if you
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entertainment now back in my day if you were to be
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entertained the things we would do Kick
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entertained the things we would do Kick the
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the
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the Can hoop
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Can hoop
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Can hoop stick scooty Putin ever although we we
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stick scooty Putin ever although we we
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stick scooty Putin ever although we we we stopped that after a while it wasn't
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we stopped that after a while it wasn't
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we stopped that after a while it wasn't in the scriptures you
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in the scriptures you
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in the scriptures you know uh
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know uh
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know uh ogling younger women stopped that too
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ogling younger women stopped that too
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ogling younger women stopped that too after after die and it became
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after after die and it became
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after after die and it became unacceptable but we did have quite a
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unacceptable but we did have quite a
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unacceptable but we did have quite a County Fair back then now that was a
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County Fair back then now that was a
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County Fair back then now that was a time and you go to bed do you understand
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time and you go to bed do you understand
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time and you go to bed do you understand me I don't care how old you are it's
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me I don't care how old you are it's
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me I don't care how old you are it's past your bedtime I know more than
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past your bedtime I know more than
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past your bedtime I know more than anyone
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anyone
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anyone else
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else
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else ever because I said so this is old man
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ever because I said so this is old man
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ever because I said so this is old man Chatfield signing
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off hopefully we'll see each other
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off hopefully we'll see each other again but not if I see you
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again but not if I see you
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again but not if I see you first has anyone seen
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first has anyone seen
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first has anyone seen my medication it would be really nice if
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my medication it would be really nice if
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my medication it would be really nice if you
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you
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you could leave it on the stoop and ring the
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could leave it on the stoop and ring the
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could leave it on the stoop and ring the bell but don't linger I I don't feel
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bell but don't linger I I don't feel
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bell but don't linger I I don't feel like having a conversation just at this
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like having a conversation just at this
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like having a conversation just at this time good
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time good
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time good night