Giant Mark Twain - New London - sometimes vlog

0:05 hello hi hello hi it's the some

0:05 hello hi hello hi it's the some sometimes

0:06 sometimes

0:06 sometimes Vlog it's a vlog that

0:11 Vlog it's a vlog that

0:11 Vlog it's a vlog that happens look at this guy hey guys is it

0:16 happens look at this guy hey guys is it

0:16 happens look at this guy hey guys is it any wonder that I cannot sleep with a

0:20 any wonder that I cannot sleep with a

0:20 any wonder that I cannot sleep with a person like that over

0:23 person like that over

0:23 person like that over there

0:25 there

0:25 there ladies that's a place only a mother

0:27 ladies that's a place only a mother

0:27 ladies that's a place only a mother could love we are in a hotel in Kansas

0:32 could love we are in a hotel in Kansas

0:32 could love we are in a hotel in Kansas City Kansas City Kansas City I'm poking

0:36 City Kansas City Kansas City I'm poking

0:36 City Kansas City Kansas City I'm poking your eye with my

0:37 your eye with my

0:37 your eye with my thumb can't do the same thing too

0:46 far I don't remember what oh yeah so

0:46 far I don't remember what oh yeah so we're in the Hotel this is the first

0:48 we're in the Hotel this is the first

0:48 we're in the Hotel this is the first time we've had Wi-Fi or really phone

0:49 time we've had Wi-Fi or really phone

0:49 time we've had Wi-Fi or really phone service all day we uploaded some little

0:52 service all day we uploaded some little

0:52 service all day we uploaded some little snippety um Instagrams earlier yeah but

0:56 snippety um Instagrams earlier yeah but

0:56 snippety um Instagrams earlier yeah but it was all we could do before we had to

0:57 it was all we could do before we had to

0:57 it was all we could do before we had to push on through some crazy thunder

1:00 push on through some crazy thunder

1:00 push on through some crazy thunder storms and rainstorms we had to shelter

1:03 storms and rainstorms we had to shelter

1:03 storms and rainstorms we had to shelter under some more metal roofs to protect

1:05 under some more metal roofs to protect

1:05 under some more metal roofs to protect ourselves from the rain drive across the

1:07 ourselves from the rain drive across the

1:07 ourselves from the rain drive across the entire state of Missouri that's true

1:09 entire state of Missouri that's true

1:09 entire state of Missouri that's true across the entire state of Missouri but

1:11 across the entire state of Missouri but

1:11 across the entire state of Missouri but we did film something earlier so now

1:14 we did film something earlier so now

1:14 we did film something earlier so now we're going to roll the footage from

1:15 we're going to roll the footage from

1:16 we're going to roll the footage from earlier roll it deal with it say roll it

1:18 earlier roll it deal with it say roll it

1:19 earlier roll it deal with it say roll it roll it say roll it say roll it s roll

1:22 roll it say roll it say roll it s roll

1:22 roll it say roll it say roll it s roll it roll it San

1:25 it roll it San

1:25 it roll it San wrap well good morning

1:28 wrap well good morning

1:28 wrap well good morning everybody

1:30 everybody

1:30 everybody morning are a little sleepy yeah a

1:32 morning are a little sleepy yeah a

1:32 morning are a little sleepy yeah a little mooned because we have just woke

1:35 little mooned because we have just woke

1:35 little mooned because we have just woke up and left the town of Hannibal and

1:39 up and left the town of Hannibal and

1:39 up and left the town of Hannibal and we're now out in the

1:40 we're now out in the

1:40 we're now out in the wilderness of Missouri the Metropolis of

1:43 wilderness of Missouri the Metropolis of

1:43 wilderness of Missouri the Metropolis of New London Missouri so I don't know when

1:45 New London Missouri so I don't know when

1:45 New London Missouri so I don't know when this is going to get uploaded because it

1:47 this is going to get uploaded because it

1:47 this is going to get uploaded because it may take a while to find a little signal

1:50 may take a while to find a little signal

1:50 may take a while to find a little signal Wi-Fi we don't even have cell phone

1:51 Wi-Fi we don't even have cell phone

1:51 Wi-Fi we don't even have cell phone reception out here but I just wanted to

1:53 reception out here but I just wanted to

1:53 reception out here but I just wanted to stop and show you something that would

1:54 stop and show you something that would

1:54 stop and show you something that would not fit in a random land literally it's

1:58 not fit in a random land literally it's

1:59 not fit in a random land literally it's too tall this is the

2:01 too tall this is the

2:01 too tall this is the back of a statue of a very dear friend

2:05 back of a statue of a very dear friend

2:05 back of a statue of a very dear friend of

2:05 of

2:05 of mine his name is Samuel Langhorn Clemens

2:08 mine his name is Samuel Langhorn Clemens

2:08 mine his name is Samuel Langhorn Clemens and he too departed Hannibal let's see a

2:12 and he too departed Hannibal let's see a

2:12 and he too departed Hannibal let's see a lot of years ago to become the infamous

2:15 lot of years ago to become the infamous

2:15 lot of years ago to become the infamous the one in the only Mark Twain I just

2:19 the one in the only Mark Twain I just

2:19 the one in the only Mark Twain I just have so many questions look at that I

2:23 have so many questions look at that I

2:23 have so many questions look at that I just don't

2:24 just don't

2:24 just don't understand he's smoking an ugly

2:27 understand he's smoking an ugly

2:27 understand he's smoking an ugly [Applause]

2:28 [Applause]

2:28 [Applause] carrot of you heard Tyler he says Mark

2:31 carrot of you heard Tyler he says Mark

2:31 carrot of you heard Tyler he says Mark Twain's smoking an ugly carrot there now

2:33 Twain's smoking an ugly carrot there now

2:33 Twain's smoking an ugly carrot there now this is maybe the ugliest statue of Mark

2:35 this is maybe the ugliest statue of Mark

2:35 this is maybe the ugliest statue of Mark Twain in existence no one's denying that

2:39 Twain in existence no one's denying that

2:39 Twain in existence no one's denying that it is neat not that I'm trying to insult

2:41 it is neat not that I'm trying to insult

2:41 it is neat not that I'm trying to insult the artist because I don't know that I

2:42 the artist because I don't know that I

2:42 the artist because I don't know that I could do any better honestly I think if

2:44 could do any better honestly I think if

2:44 could do any better honestly I think if I try to do a Mark Twain statue it would

2:46 I try to do a Mark Twain statue it would

2:46 I try to do a Mark Twain statue it would probably turn out a lot worse the reason

2:50 probably turn out a lot worse the reason

2:50 probably turn out a lot worse the reason I say it's ugly is not because the

2:53 I say it's ugly is not because the

2:53 I say it's ugly is not because the statue itself is ugly it's because Mark

2:55 statue itself is ugly it's because Mark

2:55 statue itself is ugly it's because Mark Twain is making what my grandmother

2:57 Twain is making what my grandmother

2:57 Twain is making what my grandmother would have called an ugly face so

3:00 would have called an ugly face so

3:00 would have called an ugly face so anytime you I would cry or uh you know

3:03 anytime you I would cry or uh you know

3:03 anytime you I would cry or uh you know be really worried or stressed out or in

3:05 be really worried or stressed out or in

3:05 be really worried or stressed out or in pain or something as a kid my

3:06 pain or something as a kid my

3:06 pain or something as a kid my grandmother would say you're making an

3:09 grandmother would say you're making an

3:09 grandmother would say you're making an ugly face and uh Mark Twain looks pretty

3:11 ugly face and uh Mark Twain looks pretty

3:11 ugly face and uh Mark Twain looks pretty worried here so I think it's safe to say

3:14 worried here so I think it's safe to say

3:15 worried here so I think it's safe to say he's making an

3:21 ugly like a really anxious Sam Elliott

3:21 ugly like a really anxious Sam Elliott with like a Jerry

3:23 with like a Jerry

3:23 with like a Jerry [Music]

3:24 [Music]

3:24 [Music] curl that's fair right my brother Wyatt

3:28 curl that's fair right my brother Wyatt

3:28 curl that's fair right my brother Wyatt just killed a bunch of them um um

3:31 just killed a bunch of them um um

3:31 just killed a bunch of them um um Clanton I don't know how to feel about

3:33 Clanton I don't know how to feel about

3:33 Clanton I don't know how to feel about it and now I lost my arm and I got to

3:35 it and now I lost my arm and I got to

3:35 it and now I lost my arm and I got to leave that would be Sam Elliot from

3:37 leave that would be Sam Elliot from

3:37 leave that would be Sam Elliot from Tombstone that's my horrible Sam Elliot

3:39 Tombstone that's my horrible Sam Elliot

3:39 Tombstone that's my horrible Sam Elliot impression there's so many questions

3:41 impression there's so many questions

3:41 impression there's so many questions anyway there you have a giant Mark Twain

3:43 anyway there you have a giant Mark Twain

3:43 anyway there you have a giant Mark Twain statue why is he wearing BB which is

3:45 statue why is he wearing BB which is

3:45 statue why is he wearing BB which is fitting for the end of a giant trip to

3:47 fitting for the end of a giant trip to

3:48 fitting for the end of a giant trip to Hannibal for us look there's my own Mark

3:49 Hannibal for us look there's my own Mark

3:49 Hannibal for us look there's my own Mark Twain arm statue business oh there was a

3:51 Twain arm statue business oh there was a

3:51 Twain arm statue business oh there was a bug on me that's neat so we're departing

3:54 bug on me that's neat so we're departing

3:54 bug on me that's neat so we're departing here I spit we're going to head back

3:57 here I spit we're going to head back

3:58 here I spit we're going to head back West towards Kansas City we're going to

4:00 West towards Kansas City we're going to

4:00 West towards Kansas City we're going to Kansas City going down to Kansas City

4:02 Kansas City going down to Kansas City

4:02 Kansas City going down to Kansas City here

4:03 here

4:03 here we so uh maybe this won't be uploaded

4:06 we so uh maybe this won't be uploaded

4:06 we so uh maybe this won't be uploaded till night time I hope not going Kanas C

4:08 till night time I hope not going Kanas C

4:08 till night time I hope not going Kanas C we'll see you later follow follow the

4:09 we'll see you later follow follow the

4:09 we'll see you later follow follow the Instagram we'll Instagram this Twain I

4:12 Instagram we'll Instagram this Twain I

4:12 Instagram we'll Instagram this Twain I guess live fast IP we must return to the

4:15 guess live fast IP we must return to the

4:15 guess live fast IP we must return to the twinky mobile and head off back West

4:19 twinky mobile and head off back West

4:19 twinky mobile and head off back West Into the Wilderness towards Kansas City

4:21 Into the Wilderness towards Kansas City

4:21 Into the Wilderness towards Kansas City and eventually back to California where

4:25 and eventually back to California where

4:25 and eventually back to California where where we will do something because we've

4:28 where we will do something because we've

4:28 where we will do something because we've done our duty so we're going to go home

4:30 done our duty so we're going to go home

4:30 done our duty so we're going to go home and sleep

4:32 and sleep

4:32 and sleep well now I do not think that is funny no

4:36 well now I do not think that is funny no

4:36 well now I do not think that is funny no I definitely do not

Giant Mark Twain - New London - sometimes vlog

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