Walt Disney World With No Plan | Magic Kingdom heat + EPCOT weirdness!
In this Randomland adventure, we start the day at Disney’s Contemporary Resort with absolutely no plan—just following the fun wherever it leads! First stop: Magic Kingdom, where we catch the Adventure Friends Cavalcade, explore the rich detail of Main Street USA, ride the new Tiana’s Bayou Adventure, and take a peaceful trip on the Liberty Belle Riverboat before it’s gone.
After sweating it out in the Florida heat, we hop over to EPCOT by car to hunt for merchandise, food, and strange surprises. We find gluten-free eats, meet Figment, see the Pointer Sisters live, and finally discover what happened to the burned popcorn cart. PLUS THE WEIRDEST MASCOT IVE EVER SEEN One random day across Walt Disney World, full of weird little moments—and worth every step.
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Transcript
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Well, good morning from Florida. We're
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Well, good morning from Florida. We're back at Walt Disney World where we just
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back at Walt Disney World where we just
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back at Walt Disney World where we just woke up at the Contemporary Hotel and
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woke up at the Contemporary Hotel and
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woke up at the Contemporary Hotel and we're about to walk over to the Magic
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we're about to walk over to the Magic
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we're about to walk over to the Magic Kingdom any minute. But first, coffee.
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Kingdom any minute. But first, coffee.
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Kingdom any minute. But first, coffee. That's a little embarrassing, but I
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That's a little embarrassing, but I
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That's a little embarrassing, but I could not figure out how to get the
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could not figure out how to get the
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could not figure out how to get the coffee machine in the room to work. And
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coffee machine in the room to work. And
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coffee machine in the room to work. And so, we've come into the main lobby here
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so, we've come into the main lobby here
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so, we've come into the main lobby here because they've got a little Joffrey's
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because they've got a little Joffrey's
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because they've got a little Joffrey's coffee shop right near the front door.
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coffee shop right near the front door.
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coffee shop right near the front door. And now that we're powered up with
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And now that we're powered up with
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And now that we're powered up with caffeine, time to take advantage of the
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caffeine, time to take advantage of the
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caffeine, time to take advantage of the main attraction of the Contemporary
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main attraction of the Contemporary
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main attraction of the Contemporary Resort and take a walk to the Magic
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Resort and take a walk to the Magic
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Resort and take a walk to the Magic Kingdom. We are going to be heading over
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Kingdom. We are going to be heading over
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Kingdom. We are going to be heading over to Epcot today, I believe. But when you
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to Epcot today, I believe. But when you
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to Epcot today, I believe. But when you wake up in the morning and you can
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wake up in the morning and you can
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wake up in the morning and you can literally see the castle in Space
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literally see the castle in Space
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literally see the castle in Space Mountain from your hotel, you know it's
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Mountain from your hotel, you know it's
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Mountain from your hotel, you know it's just a short walk away. The temptation
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just a short walk away. The temptation
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just a short walk away. The temptation is just a little too strong not to hoop
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is just a little too strong not to hoop
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is just a little too strong not to hoop it over to Main Street, USA. I mean,
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it over to Main Street, USA. I mean,
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it over to Main Street, USA. I mean, they're not as close together as they
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they're not as close together as they
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they're not as close together as they look, but the walk from the hotel to the
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look, but the walk from the hotel to the
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look, but the walk from the hotel to the little security checkpoints only about 5
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little security checkpoints only about 5
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little security checkpoints only about 5 minutes. It gets the blood pumping, gets
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minutes. It gets the blood pumping, gets
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minutes. It gets the blood pumping, gets the sweat flowing, helps get you
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the sweat flowing, helps get you
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the sweat flowing, helps get you acclimated to the unstoppable rebel
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acclimated to the unstoppable rebel
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acclimated to the unstoppable rebel heat. Look at that. Easy breezy
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heat. Look at that. Easy breezy
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heat. Look at that. Easy breezy beautiful presto changenjo. Just like
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beautiful presto changenjo. Just like
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beautiful presto changenjo. Just like slim shady. We're back again. Oh my
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slim shady. We're back again. Oh my
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slim shady. We're back again. Oh my gosh. Everything looks so great out here
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gosh. Everything looks so great out here
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gosh. Everything looks so great out here in the Florida sunshine. And even
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in the Florida sunshine. And even
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in the Florida sunshine. And even better, everything looks so great out
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better, everything looks so great out
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better, everything looks so great out here with these itty bitty crowds. Look
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here with these itty bitty crowds. Look
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here with these itty bitty crowds. Look at this. Now, this is what I like to
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at this. Now, this is what I like to
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at this. Now, this is what I like to see. Where is everybody? Oh, I guess
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see. Where is everybody? Oh, I guess
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see. Where is everybody? Oh, I guess they're way down there. There's just
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they're way down there. There's just
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they're way down there. There's just something so classic about Disney's
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something so classic about Disney's
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something so classic about Disney's Kingdom Parks. You know, Disneyland, the
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Kingdom Parks. You know, Disneyland, the
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Kingdom Parks. You know, Disneyland, the Magic Kingdom, Disneyland Paris, any of
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Magic Kingdom, Disneyland Paris, any of
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Magic Kingdom, Disneyland Paris, any of the parks with a Main Street USA and a
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the parks with a Main Street USA and a
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the parks with a Main Street USA and a castle and that sweet, sweet nostalgia.
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castle and that sweet, sweet nostalgia.
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castle and that sweet, sweet nostalgia. I overheard a conversation yesterday
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I overheard a conversation yesterday
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I overheard a conversation yesterday where some guy was like, "Oh man, Epic
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where some guy was like, "Oh man, Epic
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where some guy was like, "Oh man, Epic Universe is opening up. Disney's cooked.
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Universe is opening up. Disney's cooked.
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Universe is opening up. Disney's cooked. Disney's still played out." But I never
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Disney's still played out." But I never
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Disney's still played out." But I never think so. I think if Disney remembers
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think so. I think if Disney remembers
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think so. I think if Disney remembers that they are Disney and leans into that
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that they are Disney and leans into that
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that they are Disney and leans into that nostalgia, they can never get played out
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nostalgia, they can never get played out
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nostalgia, they can never get played out cuz I think as demonstrated by 70 years
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cuz I think as demonstrated by 70 years
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cuz I think as demonstrated by 70 years of Disney park history, the classics are
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of Disney park history, the classics are
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of Disney park history, the classics are evergreen. Dude, walking around outside
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evergreen. Dude, walking around outside
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evergreen. Dude, walking around outside feels like walking through liquid fire.
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feels like walking through liquid fire.
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feels like walking through liquid fire. And it's not even noon yet. Oh, thank
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And it's not even noon yet. Oh, thank
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And it's not even noon yet. Oh, thank goodness for air conditioning. You ever
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goodness for air conditioning. You ever
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goodness for air conditioning. You ever think about that? Like, who invented air
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think about that? Like, who invented air
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think about that? Like, who invented air conditioning? And why aren't there
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conditioning? And why aren't there
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conditioning? And why aren't there statues celebrating that person all over
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statues celebrating that person all over
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statues celebrating that person all over the world, especially Florida? I love
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the world, especially Florida? I love
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the world, especially Florida? I love this tiny little sign here over the sort
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this tiny little sign here over the sort
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this tiny little sign here over the sort of side door, center door to the
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of side door, center door to the
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of side door, center door to the Emporium established 1901, a reference
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Emporium established 1901, a reference
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Emporium established 1901, a reference to the year Walt Disney was born. It's
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to the year Walt Disney was born. It's
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to the year Walt Disney was born. It's stuff like that. It's that grounding in
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stuff like that. It's that grounding in
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stuff like that. It's that grounding in history and those tributes of the past
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history and those tributes of the past
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history and those tributes of the past that make me love Disney parks so much.
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that make me love Disney parks so much.
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that make me love Disney parks so much. I mean, they start right when you walk
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I mean, they start right when you walk
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I mean, they start right when you walk in the gate. And speaking of things
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in the gate. And speaking of things
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in the gate. And speaking of things starting, here comes the Adventure
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starting, here comes the Adventure
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starting, here comes the Adventure Friends Cavalcade. Awesome. Look at
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Friends Cavalcade. Awesome. Look at
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Friends Cavalcade. Awesome. Look at this. All these Disney characters here
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this. All these Disney characters here
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this. All these Disney characters here to greet us. There's Miguel, Woody,
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to greet us. There's Miguel, Woody,
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to greet us. There's Miguel, Woody, Jesse, some Incredibles,
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Jesse, some Incredibles,
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Jesse, some Incredibles, Merida. How cute is that? I mean, it's
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Merida. How cute is that? I mean, it's
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Merida. How cute is that? I mean, it's loud as heck. It literally sounds like
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loud as heck. It literally sounds like
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loud as heck. It literally sounds like they're blowing speakers on Main Street
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they're blowing speakers on Main Street
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they're blowing speakers on Main Street for some reason right now. But you can't
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for some reason right now. But you can't
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for some reason right now. But you can't hate getting greeted by your favorite
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hate getting greeted by your favorite
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hate getting greeted by your favorite Disney character right when you get in
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Disney character right when you get in
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Disney character right when you get in the park. Look, it's the genie, Aladdin,
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the park. Look, it's the genie, Aladdin,
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the park. Look, it's the genie, Aladdin, Princess Jasmine. Oh my gosh. Hello.
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There's just something about Oh, Marie
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There's just something about Oh, Marie Stitch. Oh, and Mary
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Stitch. Oh, and Mary
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Stitch. Oh, and Mary Poppins. I love Mary Poppins. Maybe I'm
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Poppins. I love Mary Poppins. Maybe I'm
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Poppins. I love Mary Poppins. Maybe I'm getting old, but man, that was loud.
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getting old, but man, that was loud.
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getting old, but man, that was loud. That's so cool. Yesterday was our first
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That's so cool. Yesterday was our first
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That's so cool. Yesterday was our first day out here, and when we walked into
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day out here, and when we walked into
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day out here, and when we walked into the Magic Kingdom, the Festival of
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the Magic Kingdom, the Festival of
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the Magic Kingdom, the Festival of Fantasy Parade was there. Bam! Right in
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Fantasy Parade was there. Bam! Right in
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Fantasy Parade was there. Bam! Right in our face. Day two. Bam! The Adventure
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our face. Day two. Bam! The Adventure
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our face. Day two. Bam! The Adventure Friends Cavalc King. It's weird.
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Friends Cavalc King. It's weird.
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Friends Cavalc King. It's weird. Sometimes when the timing is perfect
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Sometimes when the timing is perfect
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Sometimes when the timing is perfect like that, you feel like you're being
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like that, you feel like you're being
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like that, you feel like you're being greeted by the whole cast of characters.
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greeted by the whole cast of characters.
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greeted by the whole cast of characters. Oh, would you look at that glorious
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Oh, would you look at that glorious
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Oh, would you look at that glorious castle. And look at this. Speaking of
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castle. And look at this. Speaking of
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castle. And look at this. Speaking of entertainment out here, it's the Main
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entertainment out here, it's the Main
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entertainment out here, it's the Main Street Phil Harmonics.
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Street Phil Harmonics.
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Street Phil Harmonics. [Applause]
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[Applause]
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[Applause] [Music]
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[Music]
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[Music] again. Something about the classics. All
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again. Something about the classics. All
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again. Something about the classics. All right, we came in with no plan, just a
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right, we came in with no plan, just a
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right, we came in with no plan, just a vague idea that we're going to go to
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vague idea that we're going to go to
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vague idea that we're going to go to Epcot eventually. So, we'll see what
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Epcot eventually. So, we'll see what
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Epcot eventually. So, we'll see what happens. All I know for sure is that
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happens. All I know for sure is that
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happens. All I know for sure is that while the Liberty Bell Riverboat is
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while the Liberty Bell Riverboat is
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while the Liberty Bell Riverboat is still here and Tom Sawyer Island is
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still here and Tom Sawyer Island is
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still here and Tom Sawyer Island is still for the moment intact, I'm going
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still for the moment intact, I'm going
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still for the moment intact, I'm going to take advantage of every opportunity
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to take advantage of every opportunity
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to take advantage of every opportunity to experience both. Took a little detour
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to experience both. Took a little detour
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to experience both. Took a little detour into Fantasy Land here. One of my
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into Fantasy Land here. One of my
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into Fantasy Land here. One of my favorite things at the Magic Kingdom is
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favorite things at the Magic Kingdom is
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favorite things at the Magic Kingdom is this, the little Cinderella fountain.
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this, the little Cinderella fountain.
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this, the little Cinderella fountain. They got a matching Cinderella fountain
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They got a matching Cinderella fountain
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They got a matching Cinderella fountain at Disneyland Paris. You get close
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at Disneyland Paris. You get close
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at Disneyland Paris. You get close enough and it looks like the crown is
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enough and it looks like the crown is
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enough and it looks like the crown is floating right over her head. But look
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floating right over her head. But look
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floating right over her head. But look at this. Look what someone did. They
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at this. Look what someone did. They
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at this. Look what someone did. They stuck a Mickey sticker right there. Were
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stuck a Mickey sticker right there. Were
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stuck a Mickey sticker right there. Were there not enough Mickey's in Fantasy
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there not enough Mickey's in Fantasy
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there not enough Mickey's in Fantasy Land already? I just love when they pay
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Land already? I just love when they pay
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Land already? I just love when they pay homages to the classics. Like I was
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homages to the classics. Like I was
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homages to the classics. Like I was saying, like look at this. Sir Mickey's
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saying, like look at this. Sir Mickey's
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saying, like look at this. Sir Mickey's over there. It's just the most amazing
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over there. It's just the most amazing
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over there. It's just the most amazing reference to Mickey and the Beantock and
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reference to Mickey and the Beantock and
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reference to Mickey and the Beantock and also to The Brave Little Taylor. Films
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also to The Brave Little Taylor. Films
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also to The Brave Little Taylor. Films that just generations of people have
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that just generations of people have
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that just generations of people have grown up with. And then of course when
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grown up with. And then of course when
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grown up with. And then of course when we have kids, we all show them the same
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we have kids, we all show them the same
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we have kids, we all show them the same films. I don't even know how many times
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films. I don't even know how many times
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films. I don't even know how many times I watched Mickey and the Beantock as a
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I watched Mickey and the Beantock as a
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I watched Mickey and the Beantock as a kid. It was one of the few sort of
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kid. It was one of the few sort of
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kid. It was one of the few sort of Mickey things we had on VHS. The brave
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Mickey things we had on VHS. The brave
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Mickey things we had on VHS. The brave little Taylor, I must admit, I watched
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little Taylor, I must admit, I watched
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little Taylor, I must admit, I watched less, but it is still permanently burned
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less, but it is still permanently burned
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less, but it is still permanently burned into my brain. Look at this. I love when
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into my brain. Look at this. I love when
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into my brain. Look at this. I love when they have these sort of 3D
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they have these sort of 3D
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they have these sort of 3D representations of Minnie and Mickey.
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representations of Minnie and Mickey.
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representations of Minnie and Mickey. And I love the little props scattered
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And I love the little props scattered
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And I love the little props scattered around in here. Look at this little
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around in here. Look at this little
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around in here. Look at this little clock right here. The brave little
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clock right here. The brave little
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clock right here. The brave little Taylor's clock. There's Mickey's
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Taylor's clock. There's Mickey's
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Taylor's clock. There's Mickey's scissors and his yard stick. And there's
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scissors and his yard stick. And there's
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scissors and his yard stick. And there's a little picture of the kingdom from
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a little picture of the kingdom from
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a little picture of the kingdom from Mickey and the Beantock. Look at this.
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Mickey and the Beantock. Look at this.
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Mickey and the Beantock. Look at this. Even on the cash registers. Notice those
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Even on the cash registers. Notice those
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Even on the cash registers. Notice those little scissors right there carved into
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little scissors right there carved into
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little scissors right there carved into the wood. That's amazing. Of course, I
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the wood. That's amazing. Of course, I
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the wood. That's amazing. Of course, I always think of Mickey and the Beantock.
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always think of Mickey and the Beantock.
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always think of Mickey and the Beantock. And I think of that scene with Mickey
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And I think of that scene with Mickey
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And I think of that scene with Mickey and Donald and Goofy and they're slicing
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and Donald and Goofy and they're slicing
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and Donald and Goofy and they're slicing that bread so thin you can see through
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that bread so thin you can see through
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that bread so thin you can see through it. Slicing up a little piece of a bean.
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it. Slicing up a little piece of a bean.
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it. Slicing up a little piece of a bean. And I think that actually just helped me
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And I think that actually just helped me
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And I think that actually just helped me put my finger on something that I've
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put my finger on something that I've
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put my finger on something that I've been circling around mentally for a
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been circling around mentally for a
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been circling around mentally for a while. What is it that used to make
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while. What is it that used to make
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while. What is it that used to make every Disney attraction a surefire hit?
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every Disney attraction a surefire hit?
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every Disney attraction a surefire hit? It's because they base many of them off
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It's because they base many of them off
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It's because they base many of them off of things that had already become
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of things that had already become
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of things that had already become classics. Like when I walk in that
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classics. Like when I walk in that
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classics. Like when I walk in that store, I already have a built-in
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store, I already have a built-in
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store, I already have a built-in nostalgia for those films. So I'm like,
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nostalgia for those films. So I'm like,
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nostalgia for those films. So I'm like, "Oh, remember this? Remember that." All
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"Oh, remember this? Remember that." All
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"Oh, remember this? Remember that." All of those fun feelings come flooding back
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of those fun feelings come flooding back
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of those fun feelings come flooding back to you when a movie is too new, too
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to you when a movie is too new, too
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to you when a movie is too new, too recent. It's neat, but it doesn't pack
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recent. It's neat, but it doesn't pack
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recent. It's neat, but it doesn't pack that sort of same punch, you know? Then
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that sort of same punch, you know? Then
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that sort of same punch, you know? Then yet again, I do like places like
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yet again, I do like places like
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yet again, I do like places like Hollywood Studios where they mix in some
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Hollywood Studios where they mix in some
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Hollywood Studios where they mix in some stuff that's more modern, more relevant
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stuff that's more modern, more relevant
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stuff that's more modern, more relevant to people who want to see something
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to people who want to see something
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to people who want to see something current and exciting. Like in Epcot, I
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current and exciting. Like in Epcot, I
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current and exciting. Like in Epcot, I want to see future technology on
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want to see future technology on
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want to see future technology on display. Or like if I head to Universal
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display. Or like if I head to Universal
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display. Or like if I head to Universal Studios, you know, I want to see stuff
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Studios, you know, I want to see stuff
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Studios, you know, I want to see stuff tied into films and movie production. I
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tied into films and movie production. I
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tied into films and movie production. I think I just like it when each park has
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think I just like it when each park has
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think I just like it when each park has sort of a thing. All right. Well, we
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sort of a thing. All right. Well, we
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sort of a thing. All right. Well, we grab some uh late breakfast or early
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grab some uh late breakfast or early
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grab some uh late breakfast or early lunch. Headed towards Frontier Land now.
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lunch. Headed towards Frontier Land now.
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lunch. Headed towards Frontier Land now. I forgot about all these little hidden
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I forgot about all these little hidden
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I forgot about all these little hidden Pasquals over here. Cute. Just got to
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Pasquals over here. Cute. Just got to
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Pasquals over here. Cute. Just got to avail myself of that river boat. Oh,
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avail myself of that river boat. Oh,
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avail myself of that river boat. Oh, listen to that sound. Oh no, that was
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listen to that sound. Oh no, that was
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listen to that sound. Oh no, that was the sound of it leaving. We'll have to
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the sound of it leaving. We'll have to
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the sound of it leaving. We'll have to catch it on another round. Big Thunder
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catch it on another round. Big Thunder
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catch it on another round. Big Thunder Mountain still under construction for
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Mountain still under construction for
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Mountain still under construction for the rest of the year. I miss Big
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the rest of the year. I miss Big
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the rest of the year. I miss Big Thunder. You know how people collect
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Thunder. You know how people collect
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Thunder. You know how people collect like cast member costumes like the
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like cast member costumes like the
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like cast member costumes like the Haunted Mansion outfit. I'd love to have
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Haunted Mansion outfit. I'd love to have
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Haunted Mansion outfit. I'd love to have one of those riverboat outfits. That'd
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one of those riverboat outfits. That'd
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one of those riverboat outfits. That'd be so cool. Mostly because they're so
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be so cool. Mostly because they're so
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be so cool. Mostly because they're so period correct. They actually look like
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period correct. They actually look like
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period correct. They actually look like what riverboat pilots used to wear. Ooh,
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what riverboat pilots used to wear. Ooh,
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what riverboat pilots used to wear. Ooh, now there's a fun pick. Torture. fun for
6:56
now there's a fun pick. Torture. fun for
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now there's a fun pick. Torture. fun for the whole family. It'd be amazing if
6:57
the whole family. It'd be amazing if
6:57
the whole family. It'd be amazing if they sold like tomatoes and lettuce to
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they sold like tomatoes and lettuce to
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they sold like tomatoes and lettuce to throw at people in the stock or just put
7:00
throw at people in the stock or just put
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throw at people in the stock or just put out some like fake foam ones, some like
7:02
out some like fake foam ones, some like
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out some like fake foam ones, some like Nerf tomatoes, like tomatoes. Like
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Nerf tomatoes, like tomatoes. Like
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Nerf tomatoes, like tomatoes. Like growing up watching Looney Tunes and
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growing up watching Looney Tunes and
7:06
growing up watching Looney Tunes and Disney cartoons, I always expected
7:09
Disney cartoons, I always expected
7:09
Disney cartoons, I always expected there'd be a lot more tomatoes at live
7:10
there'd be a lot more tomatoes at live
7:10
there'd be a lot more tomatoes at live productions. I've been to a lot of plays
7:12
productions. I've been to a lot of plays
7:12
productions. I've been to a lot of plays and performances and shows and never
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and performances and shows and never
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and performances and shows and never once have I seen someone throw a tomato
7:16
once have I seen someone throw a tomato
7:16
once have I seen someone throw a tomato or throw coins on stage if you did well.
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or throw coins on stage if you did well.
7:19
or throw coins on stage if you did well. Cartoons ruined my sense of reality.
7:21
Cartoons ruined my sense of reality.
7:21
Cartoons ruined my sense of reality. Dude, this is one of my favorite things
7:23
Dude, this is one of my favorite things
7:23
Dude, this is one of my favorite things about Magic Kingdom. The little river
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about Magic Kingdom. The little river
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about Magic Kingdom. The little river walkway along the side of Frontier Land.
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walkway along the side of Frontier Land.
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walkway along the side of Frontier Land. Looking out at this beautiful water in
7:31
Looking out at this beautiful water in
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Looking out at this beautiful water in Tomsar Island. It's so hot out here that
7:33
Tomsar Island. It's so hot out here that
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Tomsar Island. It's so hot out here that just seeing this makes you feel cooler,
7:35
just seeing this makes you feel cooler,
7:35
just seeing this makes you feel cooler, happier, more centered. Something about
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happier, more centered. Something about
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happier, more centered. Something about all the little quiet spots. It's just so
7:40
all the little quiet spots. It's just so
7:40
all the little quiet spots. It's just so pleasing. Just reenters you. Like I was
7:42
pleasing. Just reenters you. Like I was
7:42
pleasing. Just reenters you. Like I was saying, there's the mini Mississippi
7:44
saying, there's the mini Mississippi
7:44
saying, there's the mini Mississippi right over there, which means we're
7:46
right over there, which means we're
7:46
right over there, which means we're crossing over into Frontier Land over
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crossing over into Frontier Land over
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crossing over into Frontier Land over here. Oh, and I totally forgot about
7:50
here. Oh, and I totally forgot about
7:50
here. Oh, and I totally forgot about this. just inside of Frontier Land. The
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this. just inside of Frontier Land. The
7:53
this. just inside of Frontier Land. The old shooting gallery or shooting arcade
7:56
old shooting gallery or shooting arcade
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old shooting gallery or shooting arcade as it was actually called has been
7:58
as it was actually called has been
7:58
as it was actually called has been converted into a DVC lounge themed like
8:01
converted into a DVC lounge themed like
8:01
converted into a DVC lounge themed like an old western stage coach stop or mile
8:04
an old western stage coach stop or mile
8:04
an old western stage coach stop or mile house. A little haven for travelers over
8:06
house. A little haven for travelers over
8:06
house. A little haven for travelers over here. Look at that. Looks like there's a
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here. Look at that. Looks like there's a
8:09
here. Look at that. Looks like there's a line of people to get in there. DVC is a
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line of people to get in there. DVC is a
8:13
line of people to get in there. DVC is a lot bigger than I always think it is.
8:15
lot bigger than I always think it is.
8:15
lot bigger than I always think it is. Crazy, too, cuz the old shooting arcade
8:16
Crazy, too, cuz the old shooting arcade
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Crazy, too, cuz the old shooting arcade was here since 1971.
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was here since 1971.
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was here since 1971. believe it stayed here till
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believe it stayed here till
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believe it stayed here till 2024. 53 years of shooting. All gone
8:25
2024. 53 years of shooting. All gone
8:25
2024. 53 years of shooting. All gone now. Oh my gosh. I had to go backwards a
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now. Oh my gosh. I had to go backwards a
8:27
now. Oh my gosh. I had to go backwards a little bit because I see Big Al over
8:28
little bit because I see Big Al over
8:28
little bit because I see Big Al over there. And more importantly, freaking
8:31
there. And more importantly, freaking
8:31
there. And more importantly, freaking Romeo McGra. Look at Romeo right there.
8:34
Romeo McGra. Look at Romeo right there.
8:34
Romeo McGra. Look at Romeo right there. Look at the size of that pompador. That
8:37
Look at the size of that pompador. That
8:37
Look at the size of that pompador. That is the first time I've seen in person
8:40
is the first time I've seen in person
8:40
is the first time I've seen in person the Romeo McGra walkound character. Oh,
8:44
the Romeo McGra walkound character. Oh,
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the Romeo McGra walkound character. Oh, off he goes backstage. and she had too
8:46
off he goes backstage. and she had too
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off he goes backstage. and she had too many fans and admirers out here. It was
8:49
many fans and admirers out here. It was
8:49
many fans and admirers out here. It was a brief glimpse, but at least I finally
8:51
a brief glimpse, but at least I finally
8:51
a brief glimpse, but at least I finally saw him. Look at this, though. I found
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saw him. Look at this, though. I found
8:54
saw him. Look at this, though. I found Wendell and some of his singing
8:56
Wendell and some of his singing
8:56
Wendell and some of his singing friends. They're
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friends. They're
8:58
friends. They're serenating the Liberty Bell. Okay, now
9:01
serenating the Liberty Bell. Okay, now
9:01
serenating the Liberty Bell. Okay, now they're reenacting a whole new world out
9:02
they're reenacting a whole new world out
9:02
they're reenacting a whole new world out here. I love these country bears. As if
9:06
here. I love these country bears. As if
9:06
here. I love these country bears. As if they didn't perform enough on stage in
9:08
they didn't perform enough on stage in
9:08
they didn't perform enough on stage in Grizzly Hall. Wendell just gave me a
9:10
Grizzly Hall. Wendell just gave me a
9:10
Grizzly Hall. Wendell just gave me a handshake. He's got a firm grip. I
9:13
handshake. He's got a firm grip. I
9:13
handshake. He's got a firm grip. I thought it would be a weak grip. I
9:15
thought it would be a weak grip. I
9:15
thought it would be a weak grip. I thought I would barely be able to feel
9:17
thought I would barely be able to feel
9:17
thought I would barely be able to feel it. It's all the basketball. It's all
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it. It's all the basketball. It's all
9:19
it. It's all the basketball. It's all the basketball. Is that what you're
9:21
the basketball. Is that what you're
9:21
the basketball. Is that what you're doing when you're off stage or playing
9:22
doing when you're off stage or playing
9:22
doing when you're off stage or playing basketball? That's how you stay in
9:24
basketball? That's how you stay in
9:24
basketball? That's how you stay in shape. That's why you look so fit. Look
9:26
shape. That's why you look so fit. Look
9:26
shape. That's why you look so fit. Look at that guy. Wow. See? Look at that.
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at that guy. Wow. See? Look at that.
9:30
at that guy. Wow. See? Look at that. What a fundamental part of the Magic
9:33
What a fundamental part of the Magic
9:33
What a fundamental part of the Magic Kingdom. Going to take some uh getting
9:35
Kingdom. Going to take some uh getting
9:36
Kingdom. Going to take some uh getting used to when this is gone.
9:40
used to when this is gone.
9:40
used to when this is gone. Weird. Amazing. All right. You know
9:42
Weird. Amazing. All right. You know
9:42
Weird. Amazing. All right. You know what? It is hot. And not just regular
9:45
what? It is hot. And not just regular
9:45
what? It is hot. And not just regular hot, but like scorching fire of the
9:48
hot, but like scorching fire of the
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hot, but like scorching fire of the devil's bathroom hot. I think we might
9:51
devil's bathroom hot. I think we might
9:51
devil's bathroom hot. I think we might have to jump on Tiana's Bayou Adventure.
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have to jump on Tiana's Bayou Adventure.
9:55
have to jump on Tiana's Bayou Adventure. It's time to get a splash in. Little bit
9:58
It's time to get a splash in. Little bit
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It's time to get a splash in. Little bit of a line, but it'll all be worth it for
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of a line, but it'll all be worth it for
10:00
of a line, but it'll all be worth it for that splash. Oh, zippity do. Wait a
10:03
that splash. Oh, zippity do. Wait a
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that splash. Oh, zippity do. Wait a minute. Wrong ride. Wrong
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minute. Wrong ride. Wrong
10:06
minute. Wrong ride. Wrong ride. Oh, man. Things have changed. Woo!
10:12
ride. Oh, man. Things have changed. Woo!
10:12
ride. Oh, man. Things have changed. Woo! Oh yeah, I need some of that sweet,
10:15
Oh yeah, I need some of that sweet,
10:15
Oh yeah, I need some of that sweet, sweet Magic Kingdom water on
10:19
sweet Magic Kingdom water on
10:19
sweet Magic Kingdom water on me. Oh, that's making me hungry right
10:21
me. Oh, that's making me hungry right
10:21
me. Oh, that's making me hungry right there. Welcome y'all. Let's get over to
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there. Welcome y'all. Let's get over to
10:24
there. Welcome y'all. Let's get over to Louis and find some musicians for our
10:26
Louis and find some musicians for our
10:26
Louis and find some musicians for our home. Look out by you. Here we come.
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home. Look out by you. Here we come.
10:29
home. Look out by you. Here we come. See, that's how you know it's really
10:31
See, that's how you know it's really
10:31
See, that's how you know it's really hot. Dr. Ally agreed to come on a ride
10:34
hot. Dr. Ally agreed to come on a ride
10:34
hot. Dr. Ally agreed to come on a ride where she's going to get her hair wet.
10:35
where she's going to get her hair wet.
10:35
where she's going to get her hair wet. That's how you know it's not just warm,
10:36
That's how you know it's not just warm,
10:36
That's how you know it's not just warm, it's nuclear. I know the story line gets
10:39
it's nuclear. I know the story line gets
10:39
it's nuclear. I know the story line gets justly criticized for being a little
10:41
justly criticized for being a little
10:41
justly criticized for being a little weak. I always think it must have been
10:42
weak. I always think it must have been
10:42
weak. I always think it must have been down to budget, right? Like that they
10:44
down to budget, right? Like that they
10:44
down to budget, right? Like that they didn't have enough money to put all the
10:46
didn't have enough money to put all the
10:46
didn't have enough money to put all the animatronics they should have, could
10:47
animatronics they should have, could
10:47
animatronics they should have, could have, would have put in here. But still
10:50
have, would have put in here. But still
10:50
have, would have put in here. But still fun riding on this bad boy. And I have
10:53
fun riding on this bad boy. And I have
10:53
fun riding on this bad boy. And I have to say, like the foliage they put in
10:55
to say, like the foliage they put in
10:55
to say, like the foliage they put in looks amazing. Like all the powers and
10:57
looks amazing. Like all the powers and
10:57
looks amazing. Like all the powers and everything. Wait,
10:58
everything. Wait,
10:58
everything. Wait, wait. Bring it
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wait. Bring it
11:01
wait. Bring it on. I barely got splashed at all. Like
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on. I barely got splashed at all. Like
11:04
on. I barely got splashed at all. Like all these plants,
11:06
all these plants,
11:06
all these plants, they look so real. They're all musicians
11:08
they look so real. They're all musicians
11:08
they look so real. They're all musicians out here.
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out here.
11:11
out here. Oh, it feels so good to be in here. So
11:13
Oh, it feels so good to be in here. So
11:13
Oh, it feels so good to be in here. So good to be in the dark. I love all the
11:16
good to be in the dark. I love all the
11:16
good to be in the dark. I love all the little lightning bugs, flickering
11:18
little lightning bugs, flickering
11:18
little lightning bugs, flickering lights. I would love for y'all to play
11:20
lights. I would love for y'all to play
11:20
lights. I would love for y'all to play in my heart. The vibes are good. The
11:23
in my heart. The vibes are good. The
11:23
in my heart. The vibes are good. The vibes are good.
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[Music] I do miss spray rabbit. I always wonder
11:39
I do miss spray rabbit. I always wonder
11:39
I do miss spray rabbit. I always wonder what happened to the old guy. Oh, wait.
11:40
what happened to the old guy. Oh, wait.
11:40
what happened to the old guy. Oh, wait. I remember he moved to Japan. Let's
11:43
I remember he moved to Japan. Let's
11:43
I remember he moved to Japan. Let's explore.
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I do like that the animatronics are
11:48
I do like that the animatronics are working. It's nice to see their mouths
11:49
working. It's nice to see their mouths
11:49
working. It's nice to see their mouths moving and stuff. Looks like they fixed
11:51
moving and stuff. Looks like they fixed
11:51
moving and stuff. Looks like they fixed whatever the problem was. Good on you,
11:54
whatever the problem was. Good on you,
11:54
whatever the problem was. Good on you, Disney maintenance. Look at those frogs.
11:55
Disney maintenance. Look at those frogs.
11:55
Disney maintenance. Look at those frogs. Oh, wait a minute. Here we go.
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Down. Up. Dry as a bone. Oh, there's a
12:08
Down. Up. Dry as a bone. Oh, there's a little moisture. Believe it or not, we
12:10
little moisture. Believe it or not, we
12:10
little moisture. Believe it or not, we shrunk down. We're frogs. Just what I
12:13
shrunk down. We're frogs. Just what I
12:13
shrunk down. We're frogs. Just what I always wanted to be an
12:20
amphibian. Oh, I just want to take a
12:20
amphibian. Oh, I just want to take a swim down here in the laughing place. I
12:23
swim down here in the laughing place. I
12:23
swim down here in the laughing place. I want to take a swim. I think this is my
12:25
want to take a swim. I think this is my
12:26
want to take a swim. I think this is my favorite part of this ride. Something
12:27
favorite part of this ride. Something
12:27
favorite part of this ride. Something about the frogs just dancing and
12:29
about the frogs just dancing and
12:29
about the frogs just dancing and boogieing. Especially this one over
12:31
boogieing. Especially this one over
12:31
boogieing. Especially this one over here. This guy playing his little
12:33
here. This guy playing his little
12:33
here. This guy playing his little mushroom bongos or whatever. I love this
12:35
mushroom bongos or whatever. I love this
12:35
mushroom bongos or whatever. I love this frog. Does he have a name? What's that
12:36
frog. Does he have a name? What's that
12:36
frog. Does he have a name? What's that frog's name? Couple of lightning bugs
12:39
frog's name? Couple of lightning bugs
12:39
frog's name? Couple of lightning bugs over here. Wa! I miss the old buzzes,
12:41
over here. Wa! I miss the old buzzes,
12:41
over here. Wa! I miss the old buzzes, but here we go. We're headed up to see
12:43
but here we go. We're headed up to see
12:43
but here we go. We're headed up to see Mama Odie. By the way, I love this
12:45
Mama Odie. By the way, I love this
12:45
Mama Odie. By the way, I love this little misty effect in here. Very cool.
12:48
little misty effect in here. Very cool.
12:48
little misty effect in here. Very cool. Oh my gosh, she's actually working.
12:51
Oh my gosh, she's actually working.
12:51
Oh my gosh, she's actually working. She's working. Mama
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She's working. Mama
12:55
She's working. Mama loss. Here we
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A. Well, it wasn't quite as much of a
13:07
A. Well, it wasn't quite as much of a splash as I was hoping for, but any
13:09
splash as I was hoping for, but any
13:09
splash as I was hoping for, but any little bit helps. You wet a little. You
13:12
little bit helps. You wet a little. You
13:12
little bit helps. You wet a little. You happy? Yeah. Come on. It's nice to cool
13:15
happy? Yeah. Come on. It's nice to cool
13:15
happy? Yeah. Come on. It's nice to cool off. Splashing was good. I just couldn't
13:16
off. Splashing was good. I just couldn't
13:16
off. Splashing was good. I just couldn't see there for a second. Oh man, I put
13:18
see there for a second. Oh man, I put
13:18
see there for a second. Oh man, I put Ally on the wrong side. I wanted the
13:20
Ally on the wrong side. I wanted the
13:20
Ally on the wrong side. I wanted the waterfall splashing for myself.
13:22
waterfall splashing for myself.
13:23
waterfall splashing for myself. Awa. All right, here we go. Back into
13:25
Awa. All right, here we go. Back into
13:25
Awa. All right, here we go. Back into the bayou for the grand finale. Hey, and
13:28
the bayou for the grand finale. Hey, and
13:28
the bayou for the grand finale. Hey, and everybody's
13:29
everybody's
13:29
everybody's working. This is so cool. Look at these
13:32
working. This is so cool. Look at these
13:32
working. This is so cool. Look at these animatronics. So smooth. What's up with
13:34
animatronics. So smooth. What's up with
13:34
animatronics. So smooth. What's up with that creepy little
13:36
that creepy little
13:36
that creepy little armadillo?
13:44
Wow. A There they are. Our two little
13:44
Wow. A There they are. Our two little frogs. Would I have changed the ride?
13:46
frogs. Would I have changed the ride?
13:46
frogs. Would I have changed the ride? No, I wouldn't. But it is what it is.
13:48
No, I wouldn't. But it is what it is.
13:48
No, I wouldn't. But it is what it is. And might as well appreciate what we
13:50
And might as well appreciate what we
13:50
And might as well appreciate what we still got. I'll see you.
13:53
still got. I'll see you.
13:53
still got. I'll see you. I just love traveling by log. All right,
13:56
I just love traveling by log. All right,
13:56
I just love traveling by log. All right, getting our sick pick. And now, even
13:58
getting our sick pick. And now, even
13:58
getting our sick pick. And now, even though I'm just settling into the Magic
14:00
though I'm just settling into the Magic
14:00
though I'm just settling into the Magic Kingdom vibe, I think it's about time we
14:02
Kingdom vibe, I think it's about time we
14:02
Kingdom vibe, I think it's about time we started making our way towards another
14:05
started making our way towards another
14:05
started making our way towards another park. Oh, look at all this stuff. Tiana
14:07
park. Oh, look at all this stuff. Tiana
14:07
park. Oh, look at all this stuff. Tiana wasn't looking for whiskey, flint locks,
14:10
wasn't looking for whiskey, flint locks,
14:10
wasn't looking for whiskey, flint locks, and humidor. Wait a minute. There's
14:12
and humidor. Wait a minute. There's
14:12
and humidor. Wait a minute. There's tobacco in there. Look at that big
14:14
tobacco in there. Look at that big
14:14
tobacco in there. Look at that big thunder crane. For a split second, I
14:16
thunder crane. For a split second, I
14:16
thunder crane. For a split second, I thought it was hauling up the bathtub
14:19
thought it was hauling up the bathtub
14:19
thought it was hauling up the bathtub from the sunken town scene over there. I
14:21
from the sunken town scene over there. I
14:21
from the sunken town scene over there. I think it's just a bucket to pick up
14:22
think it's just a bucket to pick up
14:22
think it's just a bucket to pick up regular stuff. Big Thunder is something
14:23
regular stuff. Big Thunder is something
14:23
regular stuff. Big Thunder is something I always took for granted. You know, you
14:25
I always took for granted. You know, you
14:25
I always took for granted. You know, you never realize how much it was a part of
14:28
never realize how much it was a part of
14:28
never realize how much it was a part of your Magic Kingdom day until it's down
14:30
your Magic Kingdom day until it's down
14:30
your Magic Kingdom day until it's down like this. All right. Well, there's just
14:32
like this. All right. Well, there's just
14:32
like this. All right. Well, there's just one thing left for us to
14:43
do. The honest adventure distracted me,
14:43
do. The honest adventure distracted me, but there's no way I'm leaving the Magic
14:44
but there's no way I'm leaving the Magic
14:44
but there's no way I'm leaving the Magic Kingdom without taking a ride on that
14:46
Kingdom without taking a ride on that
14:46
Kingdom without taking a ride on that river boat. Oh my gosh, that was close.
14:50
river boat. Oh my gosh, that was close.
14:50
river boat. Oh my gosh, that was close. We almost missed boarding. We would have
14:52
We almost missed boarding. We would have
14:52
We almost missed boarding. We would have had to wait for a whole other round. All
14:53
had to wait for a whole other round. All
14:53
had to wait for a whole other round. All right, let's get aboard here. Got myself
14:57
right, let's get aboard here. Got myself
14:57
right, let's get aboard here. Got myself a special little treat. I'm on board a
14:59
a special little treat. I'm on board a
14:59
a special little treat. I'm on board a ride, at least partially based on my
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ride, at least partially based on my
15:01
ride, at least partially based on my favorite thing, the works of Mark Twain.
15:03
favorite thing, the works of Mark Twain.
15:03
favorite thing, the works of Mark Twain. Got the beautiful Miss Alley here with
15:05
Got the beautiful Miss Alley here with
15:05
Got the beautiful Miss Alley here with me. I am ready for a cruise. All right,
15:07
me. I am ready for a cruise. All right,
15:07
me. I am ready for a cruise. All right, and away we go. Hear the generator on
15:11
and away we go. Hear the generator on
15:11
and away we go. Hear the generator on down there. Something wrong with the
15:13
down there. Something wrong with the
15:13
down there. Something wrong with the steam engine.
15:26
This is one of the coolest, chillest,
15:26
This is one of the coolest, chillest, most beautiful things in a theme park
15:29
most beautiful things in a theme park
15:29
most beautiful things in a theme park anywhere. You do kind of feel like you
15:32
anywhere. You do kind of feel like you
15:32
anywhere. You do kind of feel like you step back in time. Particularly me, I'm
15:35
step back in time. Particularly me, I'm
15:35
step back in time. Particularly me, I'm a big fan of Mark Twain and life on the
15:37
a big fan of Mark Twain and life on the
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a big fan of Mark Twain and life on the Mississippi and the whole steamboat,
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Mississippi and the whole steamboat,
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Mississippi and the whole steamboat, riverboat era and American history. And
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riverboat era and American history. And
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riverboat era and American history. And in Florida with this humidity, feels a
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in Florida with this humidity, feels a
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in Florida with this humidity, feels a lot more like I'm actually on the
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lot more like I'm actually on the
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lot more like I'm actually on the Mississippi River than I would in
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Mississippi River than I would in
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Mississippi River than I would in Anaheim. All right. Well, I won't
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Anaheim. All right. Well, I won't
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Anaheim. All right. Well, I won't narrate every twist and bend of the
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narrate every twist and bend of the
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narrate every twist and bend of the river for you. You know, the past the
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river for you. You know, the past the
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river for you. You know, the past the fort, around the island, through the
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fort, around the island, through the
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fort, around the island, through the wilderness, and back again with
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wilderness, and back again with
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wilderness, and back again with beautiful views of Big Thunder Mountain
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beautiful views of Big Thunder Mountain
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beautiful views of Big Thunder Mountain Construction and some construction
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Construction and some construction
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Construction and some construction workers waving back at the boats. But I
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workers waving back at the boats. But I
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workers waving back at the boats. But I will say this, there's something about
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will say this, there's something about
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will say this, there's something about this old steamboat in the Rivers of
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this old steamboat in the Rivers of
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this old steamboat in the Rivers of America that hits different. It's slow.
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America that hits different. It's slow.
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America that hits different. It's slow. It's quiet. And maybe it doesn't make a
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It's quiet. And maybe it doesn't make a
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It's quiet. And maybe it doesn't make a top 10 list anymore, but that's part of
16:13
top 10 list anymore, but that's part of
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top 10 list anymore, but that's part of why I love it. It's not trying to
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why I love it. It's not trying to
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why I love it. It's not trying to compete. It's just here like it always
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compete. It's just here like it always
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compete. It's just here like it always was, floating through the past. So,
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was, floating through the past. So,
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was, floating through the past. So, yeah, maybe it cost me some time at the
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yeah, maybe it cost me some time at the
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yeah, maybe it cost me some time at the other park. Maybe I missed a ride or
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other park. Maybe I missed a ride or
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other park. Maybe I missed a ride or two, but I'd do it again in a heartbeat
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two, but I'd do it again in a heartbeat
16:25
two, but I'd do it again in a heartbeat because places like this are rare now.
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because places like this are rare now.
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because places like this are rare now. Calm, thoughtful, full of the kind of
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Calm, thoughtful, full of the kind of
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Calm, thoughtful, full of the kind of American spirit that Walt Disney grew up
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American spirit that Walt Disney grew up
16:30
American spirit that Walt Disney grew up with in Missouri. That Mark Twain kind
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with in Missouri. That Mark Twain kind
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with in Missouri. That Mark Twain kind of spirit. And with rumors swirling
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of spirit. And with rumors swirling
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of spirit. And with rumors swirling around that this is going to close
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around that this is going to close
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around that this is going to close sometime in summer. Nobody knows exactly
16:37
sometime in summer. Nobody knows exactly
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sometime in summer. Nobody knows exactly when. Probably sometime after Fourth of
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when. Probably sometime after Fourth of
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when. Probably sometime after Fourth of July, you never know when your last ride
16:41
July, you never know when your last ride
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July, you never know when your last ride might be. So, I'm soaking it in. Every
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might be. So, I'm soaking it in. Every
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might be. So, I'm soaking it in. Every ripple, every whistle, every turn, every
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ripple, every whistle, every turn, every
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ripple, every whistle, every turn, every piece of scenery. Don't get me wrong, I
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piece of scenery. Don't get me wrong, I
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piece of scenery. Don't get me wrong, I am excited to see what's next. I mean,
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am excited to see what's next. I mean,
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am excited to see what's next. I mean, progress can be good, and Disney's built
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progress can be good, and Disney's built
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progress can be good, and Disney's built some incredible things in the last few
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some incredible things in the last few
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some incredible things in the last few years, but I want to lock this in, this
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years, but I want to lock this in, this
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years, but I want to lock this in, this view, this moment, this feeling before
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view, this moment, this feeling before
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view, this moment, this feeling before it's gone forever. Because I don't want
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it's gone forever. Because I don't want
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it's gone forever. Because I don't want to forget what it feels like to float
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to forget what it feels like to float
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to forget what it feels like to float down this dream river that was dreamt up
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down this dream river that was dreamt up
17:04
down this dream river that was dreamt up by Walt Disney just the way he used to
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by Walt Disney just the way he used to
17:06
by Walt Disney just the way he used to picture it as a small boy in Missouri.
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picture it as a small boy in Missouri.
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picture it as a small boy in Missouri. All right, thank you for indulging me
17:10
All right, thank you for indulging me
17:10
All right, thank you for indulging me with my little river boat cruise there.
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with my little river boat cruise there.
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with my little river boat cruise there. Now that we've soaked in a little bit of
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Now that we've soaked in a little bit of
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Now that we've soaked in a little bit of America's past, let's head towards the
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America's past, let's head towards the
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America's past, let's head towards the future. It's definitely way past time
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future. It's definitely way past time
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future. It's definitely way past time for us to be escaping the Magic Kingdom
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for us to be escaping the Magic Kingdom
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for us to be escaping the Magic Kingdom and heading to Epcot. And it looks like
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and heading to Epcot. And it looks like
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and heading to Epcot. And it looks like we're escaping just in the nick of time
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we're escaping just in the nick of time
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we're escaping just in the nick of time because the parade crowds are forming.
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because the parade crowds are forming.
17:24
because the parade crowds are forming. We got to get out of here. Oh yeah, it's
17:26
We got to get out of here. Oh yeah, it's
17:26
We got to get out of here. Oh yeah, it's way later than I thought we'd be taking
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way later than I thought we'd be taking
17:29
way later than I thought we'd be taking this path back again. I could
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this path back again. I could
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this path back again. I could theoretically just take a Montreal over
17:32
theoretically just take a Montreal over
17:32
theoretically just take a Montreal over to TTC and then take another Montreal
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to TTC and then take another Montreal
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to TTC and then take another Montreal over to Epcot, but kind of like to keep
17:35
over to Epcot, but kind of like to keep
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over to Epcot, but kind of like to keep the car close because if you stay at
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the car close because if you stay at
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the car close because if you stay at Epcot a little too long, you know, and
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Epcot a little too long, you know, and
17:39
Epcot a little too long, you know, and you're there when everybody else is
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you're there when everybody else is
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you're there when everybody else is leaving, that Montreal gets pretty
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leaving, that Montreal gets pretty
17:42
leaving, that Montreal gets pretty packed. Something about seeing all these
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packed. Something about seeing all these
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packed. Something about seeing all these Montreals, man, I wish there were
17:45
Montreals, man, I wish there were
17:45
Montreals, man, I wish there were Montreal all over the world. It's not
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Montreal all over the world. It's not
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Montreal all over the world. It's not just the fact that they're here. I mean,
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just the fact that they're here. I mean,
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just the fact that they're here. I mean, there's mass transit systems everywhere.
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there's mass transit systems everywhere.
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there's mass transit systems everywhere. It's that iconic design. Something about
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It's that iconic design. Something about
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It's that iconic design. Something about it. Anyway, we made it back to the
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it. Anyway, we made it back to the
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it. Anyway, we made it back to the hotel, so we're on our way. Oh, that is
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hotel, so we're on our way. Oh, that is
17:56
hotel, so we're on our way. Oh, that is weird. I did not see that before. Good
17:58
weird. I did not see that before. Good
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weird. I did not see that before. Good thing we weren't in the hotel. I would
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thing we weren't in the hotel. I would
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thing we weren't in the hotel. I would have freaked out like a fire. Luckily, I
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have freaked out like a fire. Luckily, I
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have freaked out like a fire. Luckily, I think I was on the river boat during
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think I was on the river boat during
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think I was on the river boat during that. And it's not just Ally. It's
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that. And it's not just Ally. It's
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that. And it's not just Ally. It's actually so hot out here. I'm doing
18:06
actually so hot out here. I'm doing
18:06
actually so hot out here. I'm doing something I've never done before. I'm
18:08
something I've never done before. I'm
18:08
something I've never done before. I'm converting my pants. Woo! He did what in
18:10
converting my pants. Woo! He did what in
18:10
converting my pants. Woo! He did what in his pants? Montreal Montreal. We're
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his pants? Montreal Montreal. We're
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his pants? Montreal Montreal. We're taking a gas powered motor conveyance.
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taking a gas powered motor conveyance.
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taking a gas powered motor conveyance. Dude, even the seats in here are hotter
18:16
Dude, even the seats in here are hotter
18:16
Dude, even the seats in here are hotter than the blazes of heck. There's the
18:19
than the blazes of heck. There's the
18:19
than the blazes of heck. There's the water bridge right there. That bridge
18:21
water bridge right there. That bridge
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water bridge right there. That bridge has got water in it. The boots are right
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has got water in it. The boots are right
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has got water in it. The boots are right over the top of us. I don't know how hot
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over the top of us. I don't know how hot
18:26
over the top of us. I don't know how hot the weather report says it is, but the
18:27
the weather report says it is, but the
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the weather report says it is, but the car thermometer says it's 100° outside
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car thermometer says it's 100° outside
18:30
car thermometer says it's 100° outside and that ain't counting the humidity.
18:31
and that ain't counting the humidity.
18:31
and that ain't counting the humidity. Look at this. Ally brought her little
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Look at this. Ally brought her little
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Look at this. Ally brought her little spiderweb umbrella for Epic Universe and
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spiderweb umbrella for Epic Universe and
18:36
spiderweb umbrella for Epic Universe and she had to bust it out early. It is
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she had to bust it out early. It is
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she had to bust it out early. It is warm. At least this time we're not going
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warm. At least this time we're not going
18:39
warm. At least this time we're not going to forget where we parked. What's funny
18:40
to forget where we parked. What's funny
18:40
to forget where we parked. What's funny is if you've never been friends with a
18:42
is if you've never been friends with a
18:42
is if you've never been friends with a Floridaian, they never let you have the
18:44
Floridaian, they never let you have the
18:44
Floridaian, they never let you have the weather. Like normally if you say, "Oh,
18:45
weather. Like normally if you say, "Oh,
18:45
weather. Like normally if you say, "Oh, it's rainy." They go, "Oh, you don't
18:46
it's rainy." They go, "Oh, you don't
18:46
it's rainy." They go, "Oh, you don't even know what rain is." Or if you say,
18:48
even know what rain is." Or if you say,
18:48
even know what rain is." Or if you say, "Oh, it's hot." They go, "Oh, you should
18:49
"Oh, it's hot." They go, "Oh, you should
18:49
"Oh, it's hot." They go, "Oh, you should be out here in August." This is a mild
18:51
be out here in August." This is a mild
18:51
be out here in August." This is a mild spring day. But the last two days, even
18:53
spring day. But the last two days, even
18:53
spring day. But the last two days, even my Fidian friends have been like, "Oh,
18:55
my Fidian friends have been like, "Oh,
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my Fidian friends have been like, "Oh, it's so hot." It ain't making me mad,
18:56
it's so hot." It ain't making me mad,
18:56
it's so hot." It ain't making me mad, though. I'm still in the greatest place
18:58
though. I'm still in the greatest place
18:58
though. I'm still in the greatest place on earth. I mean, dude, we're at
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on earth. I mean, dude, we're at
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on earth. I mean, dude, we're at freaking Disney World. I had no
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freaking Disney World. I had no
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freaking Disney World. I had no particular plan or agenda when we set
19:04
particular plan or agenda when we set
19:04
particular plan or agenda when we set out on this trip just to go to the
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out on this trip just to go to the
19:06
out on this trip just to go to the opening of Epic Universe. Originally, we
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opening of Epic Universe. Originally, we
19:08
opening of Epic Universe. Originally, we were just going to fly out right before
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were just going to fly out right before
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were just going to fly out right before that, go to it, and then fly immediately
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that, go to it, and then fly immediately
19:12
that, go to it, and then fly immediately home, but was a little late on booking
19:13
home, but was a little late on booking
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home, but was a little late on booking those tickets, and all those flights
19:15
those tickets, and all those flights
19:15
those tickets, and all those flights were really expensive. So, we had to uh
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were really expensive. So, we had to uh
19:18
were really expensive. So, we had to uh expand our horizons a little bit. And
19:19
expand our horizons a little bit. And
19:19
expand our horizons a little bit. And here we are with some extra bonus days
19:21
here we are with some extra bonus days
19:21
here we are with some extra bonus days using those annual passes. I mean, hey,
19:23
using those annual passes. I mean, hey,
19:23
using those annual passes. I mean, hey, got to get some value out of all that
19:25
got to get some value out of all that
19:25
got to get some value out of all that money I give Bob Iger for his yacht,
19:27
money I give Bob Iger for his yacht,
19:27
money I give Bob Iger for his yacht, right? And this is a pleasant surprise.
19:28
right? And this is a pleasant surprise.
19:28
right? And this is a pleasant surprise. Look, the Flower and Garden Festival is
19:30
Look, the Flower and Garden Festival is
19:30
Look, the Flower and Garden Festival is still going. Oh, which means finally
19:32
still going. Oh, which means finally
19:32
still going. Oh, which means finally Ally can try the best treat. They had
19:34
Ally can try the best treat. They had
19:34
Ally can try the best treat. They had the best new smoothie when I was here
19:36
the best new smoothie when I was here
19:36
the best new smoothie when I was here last time. A smoothie so good. It was
19:38
last time. A smoothie so good. It was
19:38
last time. A smoothie so good. It was almost as fun to drink as it is to see a
19:40
almost as fun to drink as it is to see a
19:40
almost as fun to drink as it is to see a dog with pink shoes. Oh, look at that
19:43
dog with pink shoes. Oh, look at that
19:43
dog with pink shoes. Oh, look at that spaceship Earth. 180 ft tall, 165 ft
19:48
spaceship Earth. 180 ft tall, 165 ft
19:48
spaceship Earth. 180 ft tall, 165 ft wide. Wanted to pop in and thank the
19:50
wide. Wanted to pop in and thank the
19:50
wide. Wanted to pop in and thank the Phoenetians for how easy it was to learn
19:52
Phoenetians for how easy it was to learn
19:52
Phoenetians for how easy it was to learn my ABCs, but it looks like it's down for
19:54
my ABCs, but it looks like it's down for
19:54
my ABCs, but it looks like it's down for the moment. Oh no, the earth is down.
19:56
the moment. Oh no, the earth is down.
19:56
the moment. Oh no, the earth is down. Well, the world may be closed, but if I
19:58
Well, the world may be closed, but if I
19:58
Well, the world may be closed, but if I learn one thing from Walt Disney,
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learn one thing from Walt Disney,
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learn one thing from Walt Disney, there's one thing that's never closed,
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there's one thing that's never closed,
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there's one thing that's never closed, and that's your imagination.
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and that's your imagination.
20:04
and that's your imagination. You said it, Doc. Imagination is a
20:06
You said it, Doc. Imagination is a
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You said it, Doc. Imagination is a blast. Yes,
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blast. Yes,
20:09
blast. Yes, imagination. That's what we need. Need a
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imagination. That's what we need. Need a
20:12
imagination. That's what we need. Need a lot of imagination to make this ride
20:13
lot of imagination to make this ride
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lot of imagination to make this ride feel current. I don't care how cheesy it
20:16
feel current. I don't care how cheesy it
20:16
feel current. I don't care how cheesy it is. I
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is. I
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is. I absolutely love it. Especially creepy
20:20
absolutely love it. Especially creepy
20:20
absolutely love it. Especially creepy moon Eric Idol. Dang, I was hoping to
20:22
moon Eric Idol. Dang, I was hoping to
20:22
moon Eric Idol. Dang, I was hoping to catch Figment at the end of the ride,
20:24
catch Figment at the end of the ride,
20:24
catch Figment at the end of the ride, but I think it's too late in the day.
20:26
but I think it's too late in the day.
20:26
but I think it's too late in the day. That's what I get for lolly gagging on
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That's what I get for lolly gagging on
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That's what I get for lolly gagging on the steamboat. Oh, wait a minute. I can
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the steamboat. Oh, wait a minute. I can
20:30
the steamboat. Oh, wait a minute. I can still use my imagination. Figment, it's
20:32
still use my imagination. Figment, it's
20:32
still use my imagination. Figment, it's so great to see you. Oh, man. Are you
20:36
so great to see you. Oh, man. Are you
20:36
so great to see you. Oh, man. Are you swimming down, bro? You losing some
20:38
swimming down, bro? You losing some
20:38
swimming down, bro? You losing some weight, Figgy. Imaginary group pub with
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weight, Figgy. Imaginary group pub with
20:41
weight, Figgy. Imaginary group pub with figment. Oh, bring it in, purple guy.
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figment. Oh, bring it in, purple guy.
20:45
figment. Oh, bring it in, purple guy. Imagination.
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The one thing I can't imagine is an
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The one thing I can't imagine is an Epcot without figment. Oh, I've never
20:52
Epcot without figment. Oh, I've never
20:52
Epcot without figment. Oh, I've never wanted to jump into a fountain so bad in
20:55
wanted to jump into a fountain so bad in
20:55
wanted to jump into a fountain so bad in my life. Oh, look at that. That is a
20:57
my life. Oh, look at that. That is a
20:57
my life. Oh, look at that. That is a sight for sore eyes. I'm so glad to see
20:58
sight for sore eyes. I'm so glad to see
20:58
sight for sore eyes. I'm so glad to see that the futuristic popcorn card is
21:01
that the futuristic popcorn card is
21:01
that the futuristic popcorn card is still here. It recently had a fire in
21:03
still here. It recently had a fire in
21:03
still here. It recently had a fire in it. At least I saw a video on Instagram
21:05
it. At least I saw a video on Instagram
21:05
it. At least I saw a video on Instagram of this thing with flames and black
21:06
of this thing with flames and black
21:06
of this thing with flames and black smoke coming out of it like right before
21:08
smoke coming out of it like right before
21:08
smoke coming out of it like right before we got on the plane to come out here and
21:09
we got on the plane to come out here and
21:09
we got on the plane to come out here and I was thinking, "Oh no, not the
21:11
I was thinking, "Oh no, not the
21:11
I was thinking, "Oh no, not the futuristic Epcot popcorn stand." It
21:13
futuristic Epcot popcorn stand." It
21:13
futuristic Epcot popcorn stand." It looks like no harm, no foul. Maybe it
21:15
looks like no harm, no foul. Maybe it
21:15
looks like no harm, no foul. Maybe it was just the popcorn burning. Why is it
21:16
was just the popcorn burning. Why is it
21:16
was just the popcorn burning. Why is it when it's the hottest and most humid
21:18
when it's the hottest and most humid
21:18
when it's the hottest and most humid everything looks the prettiest? Like
21:20
everything looks the prettiest? Like
21:20
everything looks the prettiest? Like look at this. It's beautiful. And look
21:22
look at this. It's beautiful. And look
21:22
look at this. It's beautiful. And look down there. An Epcot bunny. Bunny. So
21:25
down there. An Epcot bunny. Bunny. So
21:25
down there. An Epcot bunny. Bunny. So hot. Want to touch the bunny? Look at
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hot. Want to touch the bunny? Look at
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hot. Want to touch the bunny? Look at him down there just chilling. He's got
21:29
him down there just chilling. He's got
21:29
him down there just chilling. He's got all that grass to himself. What a life.
21:32
all that grass to himself. What a life.
21:32
all that grass to himself. What a life. Ooh, look at Phineas and Furb. I heard
21:34
Ooh, look at Phineas and Furb. I heard
21:34
Ooh, look at Phineas and Furb. I heard they were out at DCA for the 70th
21:36
they were out at DCA for the 70th
21:36
they were out at DCA for the 70th anniversary of Disneyland at home, but I
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anniversary of Disneyland at home, but I
21:40
anniversary of Disneyland at home, but I never saw him. All right, I may be
21:41
never saw him. All right, I may be
21:41
never saw him. All right, I may be dripping sweat from every pore, but it
21:43
dripping sweat from every pore, but it
21:43
dripping sweat from every pore, but it is beautiful out here. And it's going to
21:45
is beautiful out here. And it's going to
21:45
is beautiful out here. And it's going to be even more beautiful when we get that
21:47
be even more beautiful when we get that
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be even more beautiful when we get that sweet, sweet treat over at the Odyssey.
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sweet, sweet treat over at the Odyssey.
21:50
sweet, sweet treat over at the Odyssey. This will cool us down and wet our
21:51
This will cool us down and wet our
21:51
This will cool us down and wet our whistles. This is it right here. The
21:53
whistles. This is it right here. The
21:53
whistles. This is it right here. The orange lemon smoothie. Daba daba doo.
21:56
orange lemon smoothie. Daba daba doo.
21:56
orange lemon smoothie. Daba daba doo. Wait a minute. Wrong franchise. This
21:58
Wait a minute. Wrong franchise. This
21:58
Wait a minute. Wrong franchise. This smoothie is so good. And it comes in a
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smoothie is so good. And it comes in a
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smoothie is so good. And it comes in a little orange bird sipper. I asked for
22:02
little orange bird sipper. I asked for
22:02
little orange bird sipper. I asked for mine on the side though to keep this guy
22:03
mine on the side though to keep this guy
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mine on the side though to keep this guy clean. But how cute is that? Ooh, there
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clean. But how cute is that? Ooh, there
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clean. But how cute is that? Ooh, there it is, dude. There it is. Dude, that
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it is, dude. There it is. Dude, that
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it is, dude. There it is. Dude, that thing tastes like an orange creamsicle
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thing tastes like an orange creamsicle
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thing tastes like an orange creamsicle in like liquid fruity smoothie form. It
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in like liquid fruity smoothie form. It
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in like liquid fruity smoothie form. It is so good. I had one on my last trip
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is so good. I had one on my last trip
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is so good. I had one on my last trip here when Ally wasn't with me. I had it
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here when Ally wasn't with me. I had it
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here when Ally wasn't with me. I had it and it was good and then I spent the
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and it was good and then I spent the
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and it was good and then I spent the next month just dreaming of that taste,
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next month just dreaming of that taste,
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next month just dreaming of that taste, but I thought it would be gone by the
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but I thought it would be gone by the
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but I thought it would be gone by the time I came back. I am pleasantly
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time I came back. I am pleasantly
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time I came back. I am pleasantly surprised. Dude, how good is that? It's
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surprised. Dude, how good is that? It's
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surprised. Dude, how good is that? It's really good. It's like a freaking orange
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really good. It's like a freaking orange
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really good. It's like a freaking orange creamsicle. It doesn't taste like lemon
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creamsicle. It doesn't taste like lemon
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creamsicle. It doesn't taste like lemon at all. It just tastes good. Dude, if
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at all. It just tastes good. Dude, if
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at all. It just tastes good. Dude, if anyone out there knows how to make this
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anyone out there knows how to make this
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anyone out there knows how to make this smoothie at home, like you know the
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smoothie at home, like you know the
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smoothie at home, like you know the recipe, please let me know. This thing
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recipe, please let me know. This thing
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recipe, please let me know. This thing will cure what ails you. How's the tart?
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will cure what ails you. How's the tart?
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will cure what ails you. How's the tart? Does it taste like curds? They said it
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Does it taste like curds? They said it
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Does it taste like curds? They said it had lemon curds in it. And I was like,
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had lemon curds in it. And I was like,
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had lemon curds in it. And I was like, uh, I don't know what a lemon curd is.
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uh, I don't know what a lemon curd is.
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uh, I don't know what a lemon curd is. It just sounds not good. It's like the
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It just sounds not good. It's like the
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It just sounds not good. It's like the word moist. M. Something moist. Dude,
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word moist. M. Something moist. Dude,
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word moist. M. Something moist. Dude, that was such a sweet treat. But I
22:54
that was such a sweet treat. But I
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that was such a sweet treat. But I definitely didn't think that one through
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definitely didn't think that one through
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definitely didn't think that one through cuz now I've just got this bird in my
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cuz now I've just got this bird in my
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cuz now I've just got this bird in my hand. Ooh, a little cloud cover at last.
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hand. Ooh, a little cloud cover at last.
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hand. Ooh, a little cloud cover at last. I was just thinking somebody should get
23:01
I was just thinking somebody should get
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I was just thinking somebody should get one of those like pool cleaning net
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one of those like pool cleaning net
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one of those like pool cleaning net things on the big pole and make a hidden
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things on the big pole and make a hidden
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things on the big pole and make a hidden Mickey out of here. Sludge Mickey.
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Mickey out of here. Sludge Mickey.
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Mickey out of here. Sludge Mickey. That's another good band name. Sludge
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That's another good band name. Sludge
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That's another good band name. Sludge Mouse. All right, before the sun comes
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Mouse. All right, before the sun comes
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Mouse. All right, before the sun comes back out again, let's seek shelter in
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back out again, let's seek shelter in
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back out again, let's seek shelter in Mexico. Cuz since the last time I was
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Mexico. Cuz since the last time I was
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Mexico. Cuz since the last time I was here, the Grand Fiesta Tour has
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here, the Grand Fiesta Tour has
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here, the Grand Fiesta Tour has reopened. Dude, the inside of the Mexico
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reopened. Dude, the inside of the Mexico
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reopened. Dude, the inside of the Mexico pavilion rules. I always love this
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pavilion rules. I always love this
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pavilion rules. I always love this little boat ride. I am so stoked that
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little boat ride. I am so stoked that
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little boat ride. I am so stoked that it's open again, dude. Jose Ponchito
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it's open again, dude. Jose Ponchito
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it's open again, dude. Jose Ponchito Donaldo, it's good to be back. Oh,
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Donaldo, it's good to be back. Oh,
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Donaldo, it's good to be back. Oh, believe it or not, I have dreamed of
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believe it or not, I have dreamed of
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believe it or not, I have dreamed of this moment. Something about this ride,
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this moment. Something about this ride,
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this moment. Something about this ride, I've just always loved it. Especially
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I've just always loved it. Especially
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I've just always loved it. Especially the beginning right here when you see
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the beginning right here when you see
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the beginning right here when you see this mighty pyramid and the smoke rising
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this mighty pyramid and the smoke rising
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this mighty pyramid and the smoke rising up from the volcano back
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up from the volcano back
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up from the volcano back there. It
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there. It
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there. It is awesome. Fun fact, I've never eaten
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is awesome. Fun fact, I've never eaten
23:48
is awesome. Fun fact, I've never eaten at that restaurant right there. I don't
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at that restaurant right there. I don't
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at that restaurant right there. I don't even know if they have any food I could
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even know if they have any food I could
23:51
even know if they have any food I could eat. One day I'd like to sit right there
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eat. One day I'd like to sit right there
23:54
eat. One day I'd like to sit right there and just watch that volcano explode over
23:59
and just watch that volcano explode over
23:59
and just watch that volcano explode over and over and over. All right, we're
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and over and over. All right, we're
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and over and over. All right, we're going in Mexico. I want to go to Mexico
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going in Mexico. I want to go to Mexico
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going in Mexico. I want to go to Mexico one day and sleep in a hut like that. Wa
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one day and sleep in a hut like that. Wa
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one day and sleep in a hut like that. Wa mech. This ride was closed the last time
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mech. This ride was closed the last time
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mech. This ride was closed the last time I was here because they were updating
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I was here because they were updating
24:11
I was here because they were updating all the lighting and restoring the
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all the lighting and restoring the
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all the lighting and restoring the animatronics in here. Can't wait to see
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animatronics in here. Can't wait to see
24:15
animatronics in here. Can't wait to see it. Oh, that is brighter. That screen
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it. Oh, that is brighter. That screen
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it. Oh, that is brighter. That screen right there. Woo!
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right there. Woo!
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right there. Woo! Where's
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Where's
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Where's Donald? Got to find him. Oh, wow. Yeah,
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Donald? Got to find him. Oh, wow. Yeah,
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Donald? Got to find him. Oh, wow. Yeah, look at that. The lighting is way
24:27
look at that. The lighting is way
24:27
look at that. The lighting is way better. It's so vibrant. Yeah. I wish I
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better. It's so vibrant. Yeah. I wish I
24:30
better. It's so vibrant. Yeah. I wish I could have experienced the original
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could have experienced the original
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could have experienced the original attraction, which was much more about,
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attraction, which was much more about,
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attraction, which was much more about, you know, traditional Mexico stuff and a
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you know, traditional Mexico stuff and a
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you know, traditional Mexico stuff and a lot less about Donald Duck. But I do
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lot less about Donald Duck. But I do
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lot less about Donald Duck. But I do love the three cavos. I don't know.
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love the three cavos. I don't know.
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love the three cavos. I don't know. Something about this. I just love this
24:43
Something about this. I just love this
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Something about this. I just love this ride. Especially this part right here.
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ride. Especially this part right here.
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ride. Especially this part right here. This is why I love Mexico. Fiesta hoy.
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This is why I love Mexico. Fiesta hoy.
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This is why I love Mexico. Fiesta hoy. Look at that. The band is playing again.
24:52
Look at that. The band is playing again.
24:52
Look at that. The band is playing again. Everybody's dancing. The old people are
24:56
Everybody's dancing. The old people are
24:56
Everybody's dancing. The old people are old. Well, this girl's not dancing, but
24:57
old. Well, this girl's not dancing, but
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old. Well, this girl's not dancing, but she's standing on one leg just seeing
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she's standing on one leg just seeing
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she's standing on one leg just seeing how long she can do it for. And I love
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how long she can do it for. And I love
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how long she can do it for. And I love these guys. These guys are my favorite.
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these guys. These guys are my favorite.
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these guys. These guys are my favorite. They're boogieing down over here. That's
25:06
They're boogieing down over here. That's
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They're boogieing down over here. That's right. Yes, dude. It's like small world,
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right. Yes, dude. It's like small world,
25:08
right. Yes, dude. It's like small world, but only Mexico. My favorite fiesta.
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but only Mexico. My favorite fiesta.
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but only Mexico. My favorite fiesta. Yeah, this is way better with the
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Yeah, this is way better with the
25:13
Yeah, this is way better with the brighter screens, that's for sure.
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Ooh, the lighting looks so good. Look at
25:20
Ooh, the lighting looks so good. Look at this. Look at that little blue hole down
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this. Look at that little blue hole down
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this. Look at that little blue hole down there. This is gorgeous. Like, where is
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there. This is gorgeous. Like, where is
25:25
there. This is gorgeous. Like, where is that Mexico? Where should I go? If I
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that Mexico? Where should I go? If I
25:27
that Mexico? Where should I go? If I ever go to Mexico, what part would you
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ever go to Mexico, what part would you
25:30
ever go to Mexico, what part would you recommend? I was supposed to go to
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recommend? I was supposed to go to
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recommend? I was supposed to go to Mexico City in 2020, but cozy and
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Mexico City in 2020, but cozy and
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Mexico City in 2020, but cozy and London. I had those two trips booked,
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London. I had those two trips booked,
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London. I had those two trips booked, but alas, the pandemic put it all on
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but alas, the pandemic put it all on
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but alas, the pandemic put it all on hold. All right, here they come. The
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hold. All right, here they come. The
25:42
hold. All right, here they come. The three cavayeros. Yes. Look at those
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three cavayeros. Yes. Look at those
25:45
three cavayeros. Yes. Look at those little animatronics right there. Still
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little animatronics right there. Still
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little animatronics right there. Still holding down the for these guys in here,
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holding down the for these guys in here,
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holding down the for these guys in here, man. The ride with a lot more mooring,
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man. The ride with a lot more mooring,
25:54
man. The ride with a lot more mooring, that's for sure. At least the finale
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that's for sure. At least the finale
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that's for sure. At least the finale was. They still have these awesome
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was. They still have these awesome
25:57
was. They still have these awesome fireworks up in the sky, which I really
25:59
fireworks up in the sky, which I really
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fireworks up in the sky, which I really like. But that right there, that is the
26:02
like. But that right there, that is the
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like. But that right there, that is the grand finale. The finishing touchs, the
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grand finale. The finishing touchs, the
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grand finale. The finishing touchs, the cherry on top. Before that, it was just
26:06
cherry on top. Before that, it was just
26:06
cherry on top. Before that, it was just sort of fireworks and uh buildings. I
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sort of fireworks and uh buildings. I
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sort of fireworks and uh buildings. I just love everything that's left over
26:11
just love everything that's left over
26:11
just love everything that's left over from the original weird, even if it's
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from the original weird, even if it's
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from the original weird, even if it's been altered over time.
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been altered over time.
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been altered over time. [Music]
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[Music] Dude, I love these convertible pants.
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Dude, I love these convertible pants.
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Dude, I love these convertible pants. Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.
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Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all.
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Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all. Nothing at all. Stupid sexy Flanders.
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Nothing at all. Stupid sexy Flanders.
26:25
Nothing at all. Stupid sexy Flanders. Oh, I thought we were outside already. I
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Oh, I thought we were outside already. I
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Oh, I thought we were outside already. I was like, how did it get this dark?
26:28
was like, how did it get this dark?
26:28
was like, how did it get this dark? That's the magic of Disney, Ally. That's
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That's the magic of Disney, Ally. That's
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That's the magic of Disney, Ally. That's the magic of Disney. That used to happen
26:31
the magic of Disney. That used to happen
26:31
the magic of Disney. That used to happen to me on Pirates of the Caribbean all
26:32
to me on Pirates of the Caribbean all
26:32
to me on Pirates of the Caribbean all the time. You come back to the dock when
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the time. You come back to the dock when
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the time. You come back to the dock when I was a kid and I'd be like, "Oh my
26:36
I was a kid and I'd be like, "Oh my
26:36
I was a kid and I'd be like, "Oh my gosh, it's night time." I think I'm just
26:38
gosh, it's night time." I think I'm just
26:38
gosh, it's night time." I think I'm just tired. Well, it's not so much the
26:39
tired. Well, it's not so much the
26:39
tired. Well, it's not so much the tiredness as the meltedness. Oh, wait a
26:42
tiredness as the meltedness. Oh, wait a
26:42
tiredness as the meltedness. Oh, wait a minute. I forgot there's something
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minute. I forgot there's something
26:43
minute. I forgot there's something amazing in this little store right here.
26:45
amazing in this little store right here.
26:45
amazing in this little store right here. Check out their little mascot. Look at
26:47
Check out their little mascot. Look at
26:47
Check out their little mascot. Look at this. It's Axel Auto. That is amazing.
26:51
this. It's Axel Auto. That is amazing.
26:51
this. It's Axel Auto. That is amazing. Look at this little sombrero right
26:53
Look at this little sombrero right
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Look at this little sombrero right there. All right. All right. Well, if
26:54
there. All right. All right. Well, if
26:54
there. All right. All right. Well, if you've hung out with us at Epcot before,
26:56
you've hung out with us at Epcot before,
26:56
you've hung out with us at Epcot before, you'll know exactly where we're going
26:58
you'll know exactly where we're going
26:58
you'll know exactly where we're going next and why. Cuz my tiny wife needs
27:01
next and why. Cuz my tiny wife needs
27:01
next and why. Cuz my tiny wife needs some replenishment. And Epcot is where
27:03
some replenishment. And Epcot is where
27:03
some replenishment. And Epcot is where Alli's favorite food is on offer at
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Alli's favorite food is on offer at
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Alli's favorite food is on offer at Disney World. Not in Mexico, not in
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Disney World. Not in Mexico, not in
27:09
Disney World. Not in Mexico, not in Norway. Ally likes to sample the cuisine
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Norway. Ally likes to sample the cuisine
27:11
Norway. Ally likes to sample the cuisine of the Far East in China. And I put it
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of the Far East in China. And I put it
27:14
of the Far East in China. And I put it to you. Is that a crime? Is it a crime
27:16
to you. Is that a crime? Is it a crime
27:16
to you. Is that a crime? Is it a crime to enjoy a delicious meal? A succulent
27:19
to enjoy a delicious meal? A succulent
27:19
to enjoy a delicious meal? A succulent Chinese meal? Oo, remember this guy,
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Chinese meal? Oo, remember this guy,
27:22
Chinese meal? Oo, remember this guy, Hidden Mickey from our Secrets of the
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Hidden Mickey from our Secrets of the
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Hidden Mickey from our Secrets of the World Showcase video. By the way, if
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World Showcase video. By the way, if
27:27
World Showcase video. By the way, if you're just stumbling across this on the
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you're just stumbling across this on the
27:28
you're just stumbling across this on the random and you're new here, usually
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random and you're new here, usually
27:30
random and you're new here, usually these episodes are more informative. We
27:32
these episodes are more informative. We
27:32
these episodes are more informative. We delve into a lot of history, sometimes
27:34
delve into a lot of history, sometimes
27:34
delve into a lot of history, sometimes secrets of the park. Like I said, this
27:35
secrets of the park. Like I said, this
27:35
secrets of the park. Like I said, this trip was completely on the fly on the
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trip was completely on the fly on the
27:37
trip was completely on the fly on the random, so we're just kind of winging it
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random, so we're just kind of winging it
27:39
random, so we're just kind of winging it for funsies. But I appreciate you being
27:41
for funsies. But I appreciate you being
27:41
for funsies. But I appreciate you being here. Genuinely thought I'd be on Route
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here. Genuinely thought I'd be on Route
27:43
here. Genuinely thought I'd be on Route 66 before I'd be back in Epcot. And if
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66 before I'd be back in Epcot. And if
27:45
66 before I'd be back in Epcot. And if you enjoy those types of videos and want
27:46
you enjoy those types of videos and want
27:46
you enjoy those types of videos and want to help make them happen sooner and more
27:48
to help make them happen sooner and more
27:48
to help make them happen sooner and more often, then joining our Patreon is 100%
27:51
often, then joining our Patreon is 100%
27:51
often, then joining our Patreon is 100% the way to do it. Look at this. She
27:53
the way to do it. Look at this. She
27:53
the way to do it. Look at this. She didn't even wait for me. She wants to
27:54
didn't even wait for me. She wants to
27:54
didn't even wait for me. She wants to enjoy her succulent Chinese meal. Is
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enjoy her succulent Chinese meal. Is
27:57
enjoy her succulent Chinese meal. Is that a crime? Right here. Pot stickers.
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that a crime? Right here. Pot stickers.
28:02
that a crime? Right here. Pot stickers. Oh, don't worry. There's another
28:03
Oh, don't worry. There's another
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Oh, don't worry. There's another succulent meal for me here in Epcot. But
28:05
succulent meal for me here in Epcot. But
28:05
succulent meal for me here in Epcot. But to get my meal, we're going to have to
28:07
to get my meal, we're going to have to
28:07
to get my meal, we're going to have to cross the international date line again
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cross the international date line again
28:09
cross the international date line again and head back to America. Oh, yeah. When
28:11
and head back to America. Oh, yeah. When
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and head back to America. Oh, yeah. When I get over there, I'm going to eat the
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I get over there, I'm going to eat the
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I get over there, I'm going to eat the greasiest, butteriest, most American
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greasiest, butteriest, most American
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greasiest, butteriest, most American thing ever. It's another thing that's
28:16
thing ever. It's another thing that's
28:16
thing ever. It's another thing that's kept my mouth watering for a month. You
28:18
kept my mouth watering for a month. You
28:18
kept my mouth watering for a month. You ever notice this over here, the
28:19
ever notice this over here, the
28:19
ever notice this over here, the drawbridge in the World Showcase? If you
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drawbridge in the World Showcase? If you
28:21
drawbridge in the World Showcase? If you look to the left back there, those
28:23
look to the left back there, those
28:23
look to the left back there, those bushes are always covered in birds.
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bushes are always covered in birds.
28:26
bushes are always covered in birds. What's up with that? What? They got bird
28:28
What's up with that? What? They got bird
28:28
What's up with that? What? They got bird feeders in those bushes. I mean, packed
28:30
feeders in those bushes. I mean, packed
28:30
feeders in those bushes. I mean, packed with birds. Look at the size of that
28:31
with birds. Look at the size of that
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with birds. Look at the size of that crowd. What do they know that we don't
28:33
crowd. What do they know that we don't
28:33
crowd. What do they know that we don't know? Look at this. People are even
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know? Look at this. People are even
28:34
know? Look at this. People are even stopping on the bridge to look, they're
28:36
stopping on the bridge to look, they're
28:36
stopping on the bridge to look, they're going, "Oh my god." Another little
28:38
going, "Oh my god." Another little
28:38
going, "Oh my god." Another little usually unseen thing at Epcot. You ever
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usually unseen thing at Epcot. You ever
28:40
usually unseen thing at Epcot. You ever noticed from right across from the
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noticed from right across from the
28:41
noticed from right across from the refreshment outpost, right over this
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refreshment outpost, right over this
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refreshment outpost, right over this wall, there's like an entire African
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wall, there's like an entire African
28:45
wall, there's like an entire African beach scene with like little African
28:47
beach scene with like little African
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beach scene with like little African fishing boats over here. Look at that.
28:50
fishing boats over here. Look at that.
28:50
fishing boats over here. Look at that. You almost never see that because of
28:51
You almost never see that because of
28:51
You almost never see that because of these little low walls. Nobody ever gets
28:55
these little low walls. Nobody ever gets
28:55
these little low walls. Nobody ever gets a peek at these bad boys. They've even
28:56
a peek at these bad boys. They've even
28:56
a peek at these bad boys. They've even got footprints in the sand just like my
28:59
got footprints in the sand just like my
28:59
got footprints in the sand just like my grandma's wall. Wait a minute. Wait a
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grandma's wall. Wait a minute. Wait a
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grandma's wall. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What do you got there? What is
29:02
minute. What do you got there? What is
29:02
minute. What do you got there? What is that? It's a bow bun. What the heck?
29:05
that? It's a bow bun. What the heck?
29:05
that? It's a bow bun. What the heck? Who's going to help me eat my greasy
29:06
Who's going to help me eat my greasy
29:06
Who's going to help me eat my greasy American sandwich if you fill up on bow
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American sandwich if you fill up on bow
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American sandwich if you fill up on bow buns? I guess it's all up to me. I have
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buns? I guess it's all up to me. I have
29:11
buns? I guess it's all up to me. I have never eaten in Germany. I do not believe
29:14
never eaten in Germany. I do not believe
29:14
never eaten in Germany. I do not believe that they believe in
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that they believe in
29:16
that they believe in gluten-free, but I'd like to. It always
29:19
gluten-free, but I'd like to. It always
29:19
gluten-free, but I'd like to. It always smells strange over here. Sometimes
29:21
smells strange over here. Sometimes
29:21
smells strange over here. Sometimes good, sometimes weird. I always wonder
29:23
good, sometimes weird. I always wonder
29:23
good, sometimes weird. I always wonder what is that smell that Germany has. I
29:25
what is that smell that Germany has. I
29:25
what is that smell that Germany has. I don't mean the country. I mean the Epcot
29:27
don't mean the country. I mean the Epcot
29:27
don't mean the country. I mean the Epcot pavilion. There's just a certain o the
29:29
pavilion. There's just a certain o the
29:29
pavilion. There's just a certain o the Deutsland. You know what I mean? Look at
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Deutsland. You know what I mean? Look at
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Deutsland. You know what I mean? Look at these guys. Look at this little gnome
29:33
these guys. Look at this little gnome
29:33
these guys. Look at this little gnome garden back. I did not see this last
29:35
garden back. I did not see this last
29:35
garden back. I did not see this last time I was cruising through Epcot.
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time I was cruising through Epcot.
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time I was cruising through Epcot. Pretty sweet. Back over here at the
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Pretty sweet. Back over here at the
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Pretty sweet. Back over here at the little miniature train exhibit. Trying
29:40
little miniature train exhibit. Trying
29:40
little miniature train exhibit. Trying to figure out where they moved that
29:41
to figure out where they moved that
29:41
to figure out where they moved that little hidden Goofy. I still can't find
29:42
little hidden Goofy. I still can't find
29:42
little hidden Goofy. I still can't find him. I'm worse at this than I was at.
29:44
him. I'm worse at this than I was at.
29:44
him. I'm worse at this than I was at. Where's Waldo? Luckily, it looks like
29:46
Where's Waldo? Luckily, it looks like
29:46
Where's Waldo? Luckily, it looks like all these people are filing into Garden
29:48
all these people are filing into Garden
29:48
all these people are filing into Garden Rocks Latin Ambition playing tonight.
29:51
Rocks Latin Ambition playing tonight.
29:51
Rocks Latin Ambition playing tonight. Hopefully, that means there'll be more
29:52
Hopefully, that means there'll be more
29:52
Hopefully, that means there'll be more room for me in America. This is where
29:55
room for me in America. This is where
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room for me in America. This is where I'm getting some grub. I had this on the
29:57
I'm getting some grub. I had this on the
29:57
I'm getting some grub. I had this on the last trip. I went wild and experimented.
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last trip. I went wild and experimented.
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last trip. I went wild and experimented. The Regal Eagle Smokehouse where they
30:02
The Regal Eagle Smokehouse where they
30:02
The Regal Eagle Smokehouse where they have a glutenfree Texas toast covered
30:06
have a glutenfree Texas toast covered
30:06
have a glutenfree Texas toast covered brisket sandwich. Oh my gosh, it's so
30:10
brisket sandwich. Oh my gosh, it's so
30:10
brisket sandwich. Oh my gosh, it's so good. Right here. There it The brisket
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good. Right here. There it The brisket
30:12
good. Right here. There it The brisket sandwich covered with buttery Texas
30:14
sandwich covered with buttery Texas
30:14
sandwich covered with buttery Texas toast on both sides. Gluten-free. It's
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toast on both sides. Gluten-free. It's
30:17
toast on both sides. Gluten-free. It's very difficult to eat. Very slippery.
30:19
very difficult to eat. Very slippery.
30:19
very difficult to eat. Very slippery. Very greasy. Allie got some beans. Where
30:22
Very greasy. Allie got some beans. Where
30:22
Very greasy. Allie got some beans. Where do you keep all this? Cornbread and
30:24
do you keep all this? Cornbread and
30:24
do you keep all this? Cornbread and beans and bow buns and pot stickers. I
30:27
beans and bow buns and pot stickers. I
30:27
beans and bow buns and pot stickers. I don't know how you do it. I want French
30:28
don't know how you do it. I want French
30:28
don't know how you do it. I want French fry. I'm the Goodyear blimp. I'm not
30:30
fry. I'm the Goodyear blimp. I'm not
30:30
fry. I'm the Goodyear blimp. I'm not going to lie. That is the greasiest
30:32
going to lie. That is the greasiest
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going to lie. That is the greasiest sandwich in America. But I do not know
30:35
sandwich in America. But I do not know
30:36
sandwich in America. But I do not know one other place I can get a gluten-free
30:38
one other place I can get a gluten-free
30:38
one other place I can get a gluten-free brisket sandwich. So, I went for it.
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brisket sandwich. So, I went for it.
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brisket sandwich. So, I went for it. Allie was with me up at the counter. We
30:41
Allie was with me up at the counter. We
30:41
Allie was with me up at the counter. We saw another guy pass out today. It's
30:44
saw another guy pass out today. It's
30:44
saw another guy pass out today. It's super hot. We met some other Flidians
30:46
super hot. We met some other Flidians
30:46
super hot. We met some other Flidians over here who were like, "Dude, this is
30:47
over here who were like, "Dude, this is
30:47
over here who were like, "Dude, this is not normal. It's really hot out here."
30:49
not normal. It's really hot out here."
30:49
not normal. It's really hot out here." You never hear Flityians admit that.
30:51
You never hear Flityians admit that.
30:51
You never hear Flityians admit that. It's weird. Oh, wait a minute. What the
30:53
It's weird. Oh, wait a minute. What the
30:53
It's weird. Oh, wait a minute. What the heck is this? This isn't Latin. Whatever
30:55
heck is this? This isn't Latin. Whatever
30:55
heck is this? This isn't Latin. Whatever the poster said. This is the Pointer
30:57
the poster said. This is the Pointer
30:57
the poster said. This is the Pointer Sisters. The Pointer Sisters. I didn't
30:59
Sisters. The Pointer Sisters. I didn't
30:59
Sisters. The Pointer Sisters. I didn't know the Pointer Sisters were still
31:01
know the Pointer Sisters were still
31:01
know the Pointer Sisters were still around. Oh my
31:10
gosh. That is awesome. I am so excited,
31:10
gosh. That is awesome. I am so excited, [Music]
31:12
[Music] dude. That is so
31:14
dude. That is so
31:14
dude. That is so awesome. I was not expecting the Pointer
31:16
awesome. I was not expecting the Pointer
31:16
awesome. I was not expecting the Pointer sisters, bro. Sick. People are dancing
31:19
sisters, bro. Sick. People are dancing
31:19
sisters, bro. Sick. People are dancing in the streets and I don't blame them.
31:21
in the streets and I don't blame them.
31:21
in the streets and I don't blame them. All right. I don't know how to top the
31:23
All right. I don't know how to top the
31:23
All right. I don't know how to top the freaking Pointer sisters. I know today
31:24
freaking Pointer sisters. I know today
31:24
freaking Pointer sisters. I know today was the most random day out of a whole
31:27
was the most random day out of a whole
31:27
was the most random day out of a whole series of random days in random land.
31:30
series of random days in random land.
31:30
series of random days in random land. Considering how hot and tired we feel
31:32
Considering how hot and tired we feel
31:32
Considering how hot and tired we feel and achy and the fact that I watched
31:34
and achy and the fact that I watched
31:34
and achy and the fact that I watched three people pass out today. Maybe it's
31:36
three people pass out today. Maybe it's
31:36
three people pass out today. Maybe it's for the best if we call this day a
31:38
for the best if we call this day a
31:38
for the best if we call this day a little earlier than usual. Going to take
31:40
little earlier than usual. Going to take
31:40
little earlier than usual. Going to take Ally to Japan here. Go look at some
31:42
Ally to Japan here. Go look at some
31:42
Ally to Japan here. Go look at some items and the air conditioning and then
31:44
items and the air conditioning and then
31:44
items and the air conditioning and then make our way back to the hotel. I love
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make our way back to the hotel. I love
31:48
make our way back to the hotel. I love that, dude. Japanese castles and their
31:51
that, dude. Japanese castles and their
31:51
that, dude. Japanese castles and their angled walls. Very useful. They were
31:53
angled walls. Very useful. They were
31:53
angled walls. Very useful. They were constructed like that because of
31:56
constructed like that because of
31:56
constructed like that because of earthquakes. Geniuses. Also, Kawaii.
31:59
earthquakes. Geniuses. Also, Kawaii.
31:59
earthquakes. Geniuses. Also, Kawaii. Uh-oh. I probably made a horrible
32:00
Uh-oh. I probably made a horrible
32:00
Uh-oh. I probably made a horrible mistake bringing her in here. What was I
32:02
mistake bringing her in here. What was I
32:02
mistake bringing her in here. What was I thinking? Oh no, snacks might be
32:03
thinking? Oh no, snacks might be
32:03
thinking? Oh no, snacks might be purchased. This is where I've always
32:05
purchased. This is where I've always
32:05
purchased. This is where I've always wanted to go. Japan and not just for
32:07
wanted to go. Japan and not just for
32:07
wanted to go. Japan and not just for Tokyo Disney. That's actually sort of
32:09
Tokyo Disney. That's actually sort of
32:09
Tokyo Disney. That's actually sort of the lowest thing on my Japanese list.
32:11
the lowest thing on my Japanese list.
32:11
the lowest thing on my Japanese list. Always wanted to go to Kyoto, the
32:13
Always wanted to go to Kyoto, the
32:13
Always wanted to go to Kyoto, the Nakasendo way. So many different
32:15
Nakasendo way. So many different
32:15
Nakasendo way. So many different locations in Japan I've always wanted to
32:17
locations in Japan I've always wanted to
32:18
locations in Japan I've always wanted to visit, but gluten-free very difficult in
32:20
visit, but gluten-free very difficult in
32:20
visit, but gluten-free very difficult in Japan. I need a local. I need a
32:22
Japan. I need a local. I need a
32:22
Japan. I need a local. I need a translator, a gluten-free tour guide, or
32:24
translator, a gluten-free tour guide, or
32:24
translator, a gluten-free tour guide, or at least just a fixer so I could just,
32:26
at least just a fixer so I could just,
32:26
at least just a fixer so I could just, you know, ship my own food over there or
32:27
you know, ship my own food over there or
32:27
you know, ship my own food over there or something. One day I'll figure out a
32:29
something. One day I'll figure out a
32:29
something. One day I'll figure out a solution. One day. There's just so much
32:31
solution. One day. There's just so much
32:31
solution. One day. There's just so much stuff in America to see and to distract
32:34
stuff in America to see and to distract
32:34
stuff in America to see and to distract me. But at least until I do figure out a
32:36
me. But at least until I do figure out a
32:36
me. But at least until I do figure out a solution. I can always visit Japan at
32:39
solution. I can always visit Japan at
32:39
solution. I can always visit Japan at Epcot. Oh no, Allie's found the Studio
32:41
Epcot. Oh no, Allie's found the Studio
32:41
Epcot. Oh no, Allie's found the Studio Ghiblly stuff. Now I'm really in
32:43
Ghiblly stuff. Now I'm really in
32:43
Ghiblly stuff. Now I'm really in trouble. Hoto. A Phil Hartman. Oh no,
32:46
trouble. Hoto. A Phil Hartman. Oh no,
32:46
trouble. Hoto. A Phil Hartman. Oh no, it's the pink and blue Yoshi. I hate
32:50
it's the pink and blue Yoshi. I hate
32:50
it's the pink and blue Yoshi. I hate these guys. I can never forgive them. I
32:52
these guys. I can never forgive them. I
32:52
these guys. I can never forgive them. I went to Fanfest at Universal, completed
32:55
went to Fanfest at Universal, completed
32:55
went to Fanfest at Universal, completed the scavenger hunt, and never got to
32:56
the scavenger hunt, and never got to
32:56
the scavenger hunt, and never got to meet Blue Yoshi cuz he went to bed
32:59
meet Blue Yoshi cuz he went to bed
32:59
meet Blue Yoshi cuz he went to bed early. How could you, Blue Yoshi? That's
33:02
early. How could you, Blue Yoshi? That's
33:02
early. How could you, Blue Yoshi? That's why I always stick with good old green.
33:03
why I always stick with good old green.
33:03
why I always stick with good old green. Look at this. This is the happiest
33:05
Look at this. This is the happiest
33:05
Look at this. This is the happiest freaking volcano I've ever seen in my
33:08
freaking volcano I've ever seen in my
33:08
freaking volcano I've ever seen in my life. Uh-oh. Ally found some Legend of
33:11
life. Uh-oh. Ally found some Legend of
33:11
life. Uh-oh. Ally found some Legend of Zelda
33:13
Zelda
33:13
Zelda plushes. She looks pretty excited. She
33:16
plushes. She looks pretty excited. She
33:16
plushes. She looks pretty excited. She grew up in that Gamecube era. She grew
33:17
grew up in that Gamecube era. She grew
33:17
grew up in that Gamecube era. She grew up with post Ocarina of Time cute. I
33:20
up with post Ocarina of Time cute. I
33:20
up with post Ocarina of Time cute. I grew up with 1980s Link. You remember
33:22
grew up with 1980s Link. You remember
33:22
grew up with 1980s Link. You remember him? Well, excuse me,
33:25
him? Well, excuse me,
33:25
him? Well, excuse me, princess. Those were good times. Well,
33:27
princess. Those were good times. Well,
33:27
princess. Those were good times. Well, actually, not really because you
33:28
actually, not really because you
33:28
actually, not really because you remember that Super Mario Brothers movie
33:29
remember that Super Mario Brothers movie
33:29
remember that Super Mario Brothers movie they put out. Remember the original one?
33:32
they put out. Remember the original one?
33:32
they put out. Remember the original one? People complained about Chris Pratt
33:34
People complained about Chris Pratt
33:34
People complained about Chris Pratt during that whole controversy. I was
33:35
during that whole controversy. I was
33:35
during that whole controversy. I was like, "Guys, it's been worse. Much
33:37
like, "Guys, it's been worse. Much
33:37
like, "Guys, it's been worse. Much worse." Anyway, I love this store cuz
33:39
worse." Anyway, I love this store cuz
33:39
worse." Anyway, I love this store cuz when you're in here, you just completely
33:40
when you're in here, you just completely
33:40
when you're in here, you just completely forget that you're in a Disney park at
33:42
forget that you're in a Disney park at
33:42
forget that you're in a Disney park at all. Look at that. It's freaking
33:43
all. Look at that. It's freaking
33:43
all. Look at that. It's freaking Godzilla. I was about to walk out and
33:46
Godzilla. I was about to walk out and
33:46
Godzilla. I was about to walk out and I'm glad I didn't look. It's one of
33:48
I'm glad I didn't look. It's one of
33:48
I'm glad I didn't look. It's one of those things.
33:51
those things.
33:51
those things. Those musical things, dude. A new and
33:54
Those musical things, dude. A new and
33:54
Those musical things, dude. A new and improved way to be annoying and make
33:57
improved way to be annoying and make
33:57
improved way to be annoying and make annoying sounds worth every penny. Oh my
34:01
annoying sounds worth every penny. Oh my
34:01
annoying sounds worth every penny. Oh my gosh, bless the Japanese. I'm only sad
34:04
gosh, bless the Japanese. I'm only sad
34:04
gosh, bless the Japanese. I'm only sad that batteries aren't included so I
34:06
that batteries aren't included so I
34:06
that batteries aren't included so I can't annoy everybody on my way out of
34:08
can't annoy everybody on my way out of
34:08
can't annoy everybody on my way out of the park. Which reminds me, I forgot my
34:10
the park. Which reminds me, I forgot my
34:10
the park. Which reminds me, I forgot my favorite thing at home. All right, we
34:11
favorite thing at home. All right, we
34:11
favorite thing at home. All right, we have to make one more stop at one more
34:13
have to make one more stop at one more
34:13
have to make one more stop at one more shop before we leave. I can't believe I
34:15
shop before we leave. I can't believe I
34:15
shop before we leave. I can't believe I forgot the best Disney park souvenir
34:17
forgot the best Disney park souvenir
34:17
forgot the best Disney park souvenir ever at home. What was I thinking? Oh,
34:19
ever at home. What was I thinking? Oh,
34:19
ever at home. What was I thinking? Oh, look at that. It's beautiful. I'd love
34:21
look at that. It's beautiful. I'd love
34:21
look at that. It's beautiful. I'd love to hang out in France or Morocco. I'd
34:24
to hang out in France or Morocco. I'd
34:24
to hang out in France or Morocco. I'd love to stuff myself with some more
34:25
love to stuff myself with some more
34:25
love to stuff myself with some more treats from the flower and garden
34:27
treats from the flower and garden
34:27
treats from the flower and garden festival. Spend some more time looking
34:29
festival. Spend some more time looking
34:29
festival. Spend some more time looking at these little fairy houses under here
34:31
at these little fairy houses under here
34:31
at these little fairy houses under here underneath Tinkerbell. But the
34:33
underneath Tinkerbell. But the
34:33
underneath Tinkerbell. But the population of the world, or at least the
34:35
population of the world, or at least the
34:35
population of the world, or at least the world showcase, is getting more and more
34:36
world showcase, is getting more and more
34:36
world showcase, is getting more and more inebriated. Fun pitch. And these
34:39
inebriated. Fun pitch. And these
34:39
inebriated. Fun pitch. And these gargantuan feet right here can only take
34:41
gargantuan feet right here can only take
34:41
gargantuan feet right here can only take being stepped on so many times. Still
34:43
being stepped on so many times. Still
34:43
being stepped on so many times. Still got a week left here in Florida, so
34:45
got a week left here in Florida, so
34:45
got a week left here in Florida, so plenty of time for more adventures. But
34:47
plenty of time for more adventures. But
34:47
plenty of time for more adventures. But right now, the most important thing is
34:49
right now, the most important thing is
34:49
right now, the most important thing is getting back to the front of the park
34:50
getting back to the front of the park
34:50
getting back to the front of the park and grabbing the ultimate Walt Disney
34:53
and grabbing the ultimate Walt Disney
34:53
and grabbing the ultimate Walt Disney World souvenir. Dude, why does bad
34:56
World souvenir. Dude, why does bad
34:56
World souvenir. Dude, why does bad weather always make for beautiful
34:58
weather always make for beautiful
34:58
weather always make for beautiful sunsets? It's so pretty out here right
35:01
sunsets? It's so pretty out here right
35:01
sunsets? It's so pretty out here right now. It's making me feel bad for
35:02
now. It's making me feel bad for
35:02
now. It's making me feel bad for leaving. Epcot's trying to suck me in
35:04
leaving. Epcot's trying to suck me in
35:04
leaving. Epcot's trying to suck me in and keep me here. Haven't you taken
35:06
and keep me here. Haven't you taken
35:06
and keep me here. Haven't you taken enough from me today, Epcot? I bought
35:08
enough from me today, Epcot? I bought
35:08
enough from me today, Epcot? I bought the bow buns for crying out loud. Why
35:10
the bow buns for crying out loud. Why
35:10
the bow buns for crying out loud. Why must you tempt me with your beauty, you
35:13
must you tempt me with your beauty, you
35:13
must you tempt me with your beauty, you siren? Okay, got to go in here. I've got
35:16
siren? Okay, got to go in here. I've got
35:16
siren? Okay, got to go in here. I've got to find my thingy. I can't believe I
35:18
to find my thingy. I can't believe I
35:18
to find my thingy. I can't believe I came without my thingy. No, they didn't
35:20
came without my thingy. No, they didn't
35:20
came without my thingy. No, they didn't have it back there. But I know where to
35:22
have it back there. But I know where to
35:22
have it back there. But I know where to get it. Right underneath Spaceship
35:25
get it. Right underneath Spaceship
35:25
get it. Right underneath Spaceship Earth. The Venetians have been holding
35:26
Earth. The Venetians have been holding
35:26
Earth. The Venetians have been holding out on us. I don't know why you can't
35:28
out on us. I don't know why you can't
35:28
out on us. I don't know why you can't find this in any other shops at Walt
35:30
find this in any other shops at Walt
35:30
find this in any other shops at Walt Disney World. It is the greatest
35:32
Disney World. It is the greatest
35:32
Disney World. It is the greatest souvenir of all time. Right here in the
35:35
souvenir of all time. Right here in the
35:35
souvenir of all time. Right here in the camera center.
35:43
D. Where is it? Tracking.
35:43
D. Where is it? Tracking. D. Oh no, they discontinued it. They
35:47
D. Oh no, they discontinued it. They
35:47
D. Oh no, they discontinued it. They discontinued the greatest theme park
35:49
discontinued the greatest theme park
35:49
discontinued the greatest theme park souvenir ever. The
35:51
souvenir ever. The
35:51
souvenir ever. The Quacker is gone. No. Just when I
35:55
Quacker is gone. No. Just when I
35:55
Quacker is gone. No. Just when I discovered it, they took it away from
35:57
discovered it, they took it away from
35:57
discovered it, they took it away from me. Oh, I'm so frustrated. All right, if
36:00
me. Oh, I'm so frustrated. All right, if
36:00
me. Oh, I'm so frustrated. All right, if you don't know what I'm talking about,
36:02
you don't know what I'm talking about,
36:02
you don't know what I'm talking about, here you go.
36:16
[Laughter]
36:16
[Laughter] [Music]
36:35
They don't have it in the gateway gifts
36:35
They don't have it in the gateway gifts either. either. I think it's gone. Now
36:37
either. either. I think it's gone. Now
36:38
either. either. I think it's gone. Now I'll never be able to live up to my full
36:40
I'll never be able to live up to my full
36:40
I'll never be able to live up to my full annoying potential. How will I ever
36:43
annoying potential. How will I ever
36:43
annoying potential. How will I ever annoy you now? It was those crafty
36:45
annoy you now? It was those crafty
36:45
annoy you now? It was those crafty Phoenicians. They're traitors. They
36:47
Phoenicians. They're traitors. They
36:47
Phoenicians. They're traitors. They stole them all. Darn you,
36:50
stole them all. Darn you,
36:50
stole them all. Darn you, Phoenicians. A Then, of course, I say
36:53
Phoenicians. A Then, of course, I say
36:53
Phoenicians. A Then, of course, I say that and they light up spaceship Earth
36:55
that and they light up spaceship Earth
36:55
that and they light up spaceship Earth for me. You know what, Phoenicians? I
36:58
for me. You know what, Phoenicians? I
36:58
for me. You know what, Phoenicians? I can't stay mad at you. In all
37:00
can't stay mad at you. In all
37:00
can't stay mad at you. In all seriousness, I love this place. I'm so
37:03
seriousness, I love this place. I'm so
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seriousness, I love this place. I'm so happy to be back. We've got more Disney
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happy to be back. We've got more Disney
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happy to be back. We've got more Disney Worlding ahead of us this week and some
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Worlding ahead of us this week and some
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Worlding ahead of us this week and some more epic surprises coming up. But as
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more epic surprises coming up. But as
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more epic surprises coming up. But as for me, my friends, I am tired. I am
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for me, my friends, I am tired. I am
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for me, my friends, I am tired. I am melted. I am sore. I think for one
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melted. I am sore. I think for one
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melted. I am sore. I think for one random day, I've done my duty. It's time
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random day, I've done my duty. It's time
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random day, I've done my duty. It's time to hotel and sleep well. Please consider
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to hotel and sleep well. Please consider
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to hotel and sleep well. Please consider joining our Patreon if you'd like to
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joining our Patreon if you'd like to
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joining our Patreon if you'd like to help support one of the oldest shows of
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help support one of the oldest shows of
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help support one of the oldest shows of its kind on the YouTubes. Or maybe check
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its kind on the YouTubes. Or maybe check
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its kind on the YouTubes. Or maybe check out our merch store. links down below.
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out our merch store. links down below.
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out our merch store. links down below. But just for watching, I want to say
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But just for watching, I want to say
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But just for watching, I want to say thank you so much. I really appreciate
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thank you so much. I really appreciate
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thank you so much. I really appreciate you and I'll see you next time. Go home
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you and I'll see you next time. Go home
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you and I'll see you next time. Go home and sleep well.
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and sleep well.
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and sleep well. [Music]
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Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. It's happening
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Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. It's happening again. We lost the car. We can't find
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again. We lost the car. We can't find
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again. We lost the car. We can't find the car. All right. What are we going to
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the car. All right. What are we going to
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the car. All right. What are we going to do, Justin? It's over here.
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do, Justin? It's over here.
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do, Justin? It's over here. Oh,
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Oh,
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Oh, okay. Dude, look at all these giant
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okay. Dude, look at all these giant
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okay. Dude, look at all these giant dragon flies. Dragon flies don't bite,
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dragon flies. Dragon flies don't bite,
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dragon flies. Dragon flies don't bite, do they? Come on. Come on. Hit me. Hit
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do they? Come on. Come on. Hit me. Hit
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do they? Come on. Come on. Hit me. Hit me. It's going back the other way again.
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me. It's going back the other way again.
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me. It's going back the other way again. Okay, hold on. Here we go. Here we go.
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Okay, hold on. Here we go. Here we go.
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Okay, hold on. Here we go. Here we go. Come on. Come on. Hit
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Come on. Come on. Hit
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Come on. Come on. Hit me. Come on. Hit me.
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me. Come on. Hit me.
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me. Come on. Hit me. No. That's not funny.
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No. That's not funny.
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No. That's not funny. Squirrel. Oh, it's like he heard me.
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Squirrel. Oh, it's like he heard me.
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Squirrel. Oh, it's like he heard me. Hello, squirrel. Say hello to the random
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Hello, squirrel. Say hello to the random
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Hello, squirrel. Say hello to the random land folks. Oh. Oh, no. No, no, no, no,
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land folks. Oh. Oh, no. No, no, no, no,
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land folks. Oh. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We don't need to get that
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no, no, no. We don't need to get that
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no, no, no. We don't need to get that friendly. We don't need it. We don't We
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friendly. We don't need it. We don't We
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friendly. We don't need it. We don't We don't need to be that friendly. Mr.
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don't need to be that friendly. Mr.
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don't need to be that friendly. Mr. Squirrel, I have nothing for
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Squirrel, I have nothing for
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Squirrel, I have nothing for you. He's a very friendly squirrel. Too
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you. He's a very friendly squirrel. Too
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you. He's a very friendly squirrel. Too friendly. Freaked me out a little bit.
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friendly. Freaked me out a little bit.
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friendly. Freaked me out a little bit. Do the squirrel. The squirrel will not
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Do the squirrel. The squirrel will not
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Do the squirrel. The squirrel will not leave me alone. He wants to be friends.
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leave me alone. He wants to be friends.
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leave me alone. He wants to be friends. He wants to be friends with you guys. He
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He wants to be friends with you guys. He
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He wants to be friends with you guys. He thinks you're food.
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thinks you're food.
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thinks you're food. Oh no, he's trying to climb up on
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Oh no, he's trying to climb up on
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Oh no, he's trying to climb up on wheelchairs.
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wheelchairs.
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wheelchairs. Jeez Louise.
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Jeez Louise.
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Jeez Louise. Hey buddy.
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Hey buddy.
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Hey buddy. Epcot squirrel. Epcot squirrel. We have
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Epcot squirrel. Epcot squirrel. We have
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Epcot squirrel. Epcot squirrel. We have got the friendliest Epcot squirrel.
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got the friendliest Epcot squirrel.
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got the friendliest Epcot squirrel. Epcot squirrel. Epcot squirrel.
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Epcot squirrel. Epcot squirrel.
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Epcot squirrel. Epcot squirrel. He is the squirreliest squirrel in the
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He is the squirreliest squirrel in the
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He is the squirreliest squirrel in the world. Uhoh. This squirrel has found the
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world. Uhoh. This squirrel has found the
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world. Uhoh. This squirrel has found the cheek. Scaring everybody.