Dinosaur Land ! And John Brown's Wax Museum
Dinosaur Land! Since 1963 has been one of Virginia's classic roadside attractions, but before we get there, we're visiting "Almost heaven," West Virginia and Harper's Ferry where John Brown's raid took place in the firehouse of the US Armory, but even better, John Brown's WAX museum, The creepiest roadside attraction in town!
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Transcript
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it's almost heaven west virginia and
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it's almost heaven west virginia and over here the blue ridge mountains in
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over here the blue ridge mountains in
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over here the blue ridge mountains in the shenandoah river life is old there
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the shenandoah river life is old there
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the shenandoah river life is old there older than the trees but younger than
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older than the trees but younger than
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older than the trees but younger than the mountains growing like a breeze
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the mountains growing like a breeze
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the mountains growing like a breeze hello there the country roads have taken
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hello there the country roads have taken
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hello there the country roads have taken me home to harpers ferry west virginia
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me home to harpers ferry west virginia
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me home to harpers ferry west virginia where the potomac and shenandoah rivers
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where the potomac and shenandoah rivers
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where the potomac and shenandoah rivers converge off to the left there is
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converge off to the left there is
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converge off to the left there is maryland over to the right we see old
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maryland over to the right we see old
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maryland over to the right we see old classic virginia and we're standing is
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classic virginia and we're standing is
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classic virginia and we're standing is just at the champ of old mountain mama
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just at the champ of old mountain mama
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just at the champ of old mountain mama herself west virginia which separated
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herself west virginia which separated
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herself west virginia which separated from old classic virginia during the
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from old classic virginia during the
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from old classic virginia during the civil war and because of the civil war
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civil war and because of the civil war
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civil war and because of the civil war the civil war that some people say
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the civil war that some people say
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the civil war that some people say started in this very building
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started in this very building
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started in this very building right over there across the street this
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right over there across the street this
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right over there across the street this is the infamous john brown's fort which
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is the infamous john brown's fort which
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is the infamous john brown's fort which was once the firehouse for the united
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was once the firehouse for the united
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was once the firehouse for the united states armory that used to be located
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states armory that used to be located
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states armory that used to be located across the street and got replaced with
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across the street and got replaced with
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across the street and got replaced with railroad tracks and whatnot rather than
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railroad tracks and whatnot rather than
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railroad tracks and whatnot rather than letting it get torn down with the rest
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letting it get torn down with the rest
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letting it get torn down with the rest of the armory though this building was
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of the armory though this building was
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of the armory though this building was moved several times and preserved here
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moved several times and preserved here
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moved several times and preserved here because this is the very building john
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because this is the very building john
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because this is the very building john brown holed up inside of during his raid
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brown holed up inside of during his raid
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brown holed up inside of during his raid on harper's ferry when he was trying to
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on harper's ferry when he was trying to
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on harper's ferry when he was trying to start a big slave revolt and absolutely
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start a big slave revolt and absolutely
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start a big slave revolt and absolutely infuriated the south further increased
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infuriated the south further increased
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infuriated the south further increased tensions and some say led directly to
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tensions and some say led directly to
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tensions and some say led directly to the outbreak of the civil war you see
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the outbreak of the civil war you see
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the outbreak of the civil war you see john brown was a very militant
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john brown was a very militant
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john brown was a very militant abolitionist he was against slavery and
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abolitionist he was against slavery and
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abolitionist he was against slavery and wanted to see it come to an end he
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wanted to see it come to an end he
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wanted to see it come to an end he thought if he and his men could come
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thought if he and his men could come
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thought if he and his men could come down here to the federal arsenal steal a
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down here to the federal arsenal steal a
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down here to the federal arsenal steal a bunch of weapons and arm the slaves that
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bunch of weapons and arm the slaves that
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bunch of weapons and arm the slaves that they would rise up and end slavery
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they would rise up and end slavery
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they would rise up and end slavery forever instead he got trapped in the
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forever instead he got trapped in the
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forever instead he got trapped in the firehouse with his men federal troops
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firehouse with his men federal troops
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firehouse with his men federal troops were called in commanded by none other
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were called in commanded by none other
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were called in commanded by none other than robert e lee who was still you know
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than robert e lee who was still you know
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than robert e lee who was still you know part of the united states at that time
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part of the united states at that time
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part of the united states at that time and old john brown
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and old john brown
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and old john brown was captured
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was captured
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was captured and later executed now old john brown
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and later executed now old john brown
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and later executed now old john brown was also famous for just before his
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was also famous for just before his
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was also famous for just before his death handing his jailer a note that
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death handing his jailer a note that
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death handing his jailer a note that contained what some say was a prophecy
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contained what some say was a prophecy
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contained what some say was a prophecy of the civil war he said
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of the civil war he said
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of the civil war he said i john brown i'm now quite certain that
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i john brown i'm now quite certain that
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i john brown i'm now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will
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the crimes of this guilty land will
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the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood
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never be purged away but with blood
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never be purged away but with blood pretty spooky stuff and in the civil war
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pretty spooky stuff and in the civil war
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pretty spooky stuff and in the civil war the union really remembered that there
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the union really remembered that there
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the union really remembered that there was a very popular song called john
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was a very popular song called john
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was a very popular song called john brown's body john brown's a body lies a
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brown's body john brown's a body lies a
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brown's body john brown's a body lies a moldrin in the grave so he became a
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moldrin in the grave so he became a
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moldrin in the grave so he became a symbol for the fight against the south
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symbol for the fight against the south
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symbol for the fight against the south against the confederacy and against
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against the confederacy and against
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against the confederacy and against slavery i haven't been to harpers ferry
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slavery i haven't been to harpers ferry
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slavery i haven't been to harpers ferry since 1997.
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since 1997.
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since 1997. that was of course on an 8th grade field
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that was of course on an 8th grade field
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that was of course on an 8th grade field trip and we didn't have a lot of context
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trip and we didn't have a lot of context
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trip and we didn't have a lot of context for why we were exactly here i think i
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for why we were exactly here i think i
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for why we were exactly here i think i was more concerned with holding hands
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was more concerned with holding hands
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was more concerned with holding hands and making out with this girl named
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and making out with this girl named
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and making out with this girl named tanya
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tanya
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tanya and in all the years since then whenever
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and in all the years since then whenever
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and in all the years since then whenever i've read about john brown or the civil
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i've read about john brown or the civil
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i've read about john brown or the civil war i always wish i paid more attention
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war i always wish i paid more attention
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war i always wish i paid more attention when i was here i sort of always vaguely
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when i was here i sort of always vaguely
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when i was here i sort of always vaguely remembered there being old-timey
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remembered there being old-timey
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remembered there being old-timey businesses with old-timey stuff inside
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businesses with old-timey stuff inside
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businesses with old-timey stuff inside what i don't think i realized in the
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what i don't think i realized in the
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what i don't think i realized in the eighth grade is that they're set up by
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eighth grade is that they're set up by
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eighth grade is that they're set up by the national park service sort of as
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the national park service sort of as
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the national park service sort of as little museums to give you an idea of
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little museums to give you an idea of
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little museums to give you an idea of what harpers ferry was like back then
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what harpers ferry was like back then
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what harpers ferry was like back then because i was walking around distracted
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because i was walking around distracted
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because i was walking around distracted by my friends and tonya that i was uh
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by my friends and tonya that i was uh
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by my friends and tonya that i was uh thinking for some reason that they sold
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thinking for some reason that they sold
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thinking for some reason that they sold this old timey stuff i know it's dumb it
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this old timey stuff i know it's dumb it
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this old timey stuff i know it's dumb it was a dumb impression now this isn't the
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was a dumb impression now this isn't the
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was a dumb impression now this isn't the main focus of my day today but since i
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main focus of my day today but since i
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main focus of my day today but since i happened to be passing through and like
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happened to be passing through and like
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happened to be passing through and like i said i always wish i had a clearer
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i said i always wish i had a clearer
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i said i always wish i had a clearer picture of the place in my mind i wanted
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picture of the place in my mind i wanted
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picture of the place in my mind i wanted to pop in for at least a little bit and
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to pop in for at least a little bit and
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to pop in for at least a little bit and sort of refresh
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sort of refresh
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sort of refresh my memory oh that 19th century air
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my memory oh that 19th century air
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my memory oh that 19th century air conditioning feels really good i need to
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conditioning feels really good i need to
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conditioning feels really good i need to get me some old-timey hats like those
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get me some old-timey hats like those
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get me some old-timey hats like those man this town is actually
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man this town is actually
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man this town is actually super gorgeous dude and its history
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super gorgeous dude and its history
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super gorgeous dude and its history dates all the way back to the 1700s when
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dates all the way back to the 1700s when
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dates all the way back to the 1700s when there actually was a ferry run by a guy
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there actually was a ferry run by a guy
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there actually was a ferry run by a guy named harper here in the lead up to the
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named harper here in the lead up to the
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named harper here in the lead up to the civil war it became a manufacturing hub
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civil war it became a manufacturing hub
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civil war it became a manufacturing hub during the civil war itself this place
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during the civil war itself this place
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during the civil war itself this place went back and forth between the sides i
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went back and forth between the sides i
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went back and forth between the sides i think it was the most northerly spot
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think it was the most northerly spot
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think it was the most northerly spot controlled by the confederacy
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controlled by the confederacy
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controlled by the confederacy could be wrong about that but i'm pretty
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could be wrong about that but i'm pretty
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could be wrong about that but i'm pretty sure my main memory of this place uh
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sure my main memory of this place uh
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sure my main memory of this place uh other than my friends and stuff is
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other than my friends and stuff is
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other than my friends and stuff is primarily that i bought a mouth harp
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primarily that i bought a mouth harp
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primarily that i bought a mouth harp here which i played with for basically
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here which i played with for basically
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here which i played with for basically the rest of that trip and another friend
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the rest of that trip and another friend
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the rest of that trip and another friend bought a slide whistle here and i've
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bought a slide whistle here and i've
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bought a slide whistle here and i've been looking for a slide whistle for
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been looking for a slide whistle for
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been looking for a slide whistle for months trying to find one in the wild i
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months trying to find one in the wild i
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months trying to find one in the wild i mean i probably would have stopped here
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mean i probably would have stopped here
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mean i probably would have stopped here anyways but i'm not gonna lie to you the
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anyways but i'm not gonna lie to you the
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anyways but i'm not gonna lie to you the hunt for the slide whistle probably
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hunt for the slide whistle probably
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hunt for the slide whistle probably pushed me over the edge okay no slide
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pushed me over the edge okay no slide
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pushed me over the edge okay no slide whistles but i managed to get
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whistles but i managed to get
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whistles but i managed to get this the same thing i had in the eighth
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this the same thing i had in the eighth
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this the same thing i had in the eighth grade asked me how i annoyed everybody
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grade asked me how i annoyed everybody
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grade asked me how i annoyed everybody on the bus oh my gosh it's john brown's
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on the bus oh my gosh it's john brown's
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on the bus oh my gosh it's john brown's wax museum
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wax museum
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wax museum i really don't have a lot of time but
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i really don't have a lot of time but
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i really don't have a lot of time but how can i resist especially when it's
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how can i resist especially when it's
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how can i resist especially when it's about to pour down rain any second now
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about to pour down rain any second now
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about to pour down rain any second now might as well make at least a quick
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might as well make at least a quick
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might as well make at least a quick visit oh my gosh it starts with young
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visit oh my gosh it starts with young
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visit oh my gosh it starts with young john brown learning about slavery
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john brown learning about slavery
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john brown learning about slavery finding out how wrong it was and then
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finding out how wrong it was and then
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finding out how wrong it was and then you have to go upstairs for the rest oh
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you have to go upstairs for the rest oh
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you have to go upstairs for the rest oh this place is spooky
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this place is spooky
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this place is spooky like a haunted house
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like a haunted house
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like a haunted house and it's even scarier since it's full of
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and it's even scarier since it's full of
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and it's even scarier since it's full of mannequins here's the underground
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mannequins here's the underground
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mannequins here's the underground railroad oh and the massacre in kansas
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railroad oh and the massacre in kansas
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railroad oh and the massacre in kansas john brown's violent anti-slave
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john brown's violent anti-slave
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john brown's violent anti-slave reactions did not start with his raid on
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reactions did not start with his raid on
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reactions did not start with his raid on harper's ferry
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harper's ferry
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harper's ferry three years before the harpers ferry
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three years before the harpers ferry
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three years before the harpers ferry raid john brown led a group of men in
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raid john brown led a group of men in
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raid john brown led a group of men in kansas who won mercifully and
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kansas who won mercifully and
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kansas who won mercifully and cold-bloodedly murdered three slavery
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cold-bloodedly murdered three slavery
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cold-bloodedly murdered three slavery sympathizers gang john brown didn't mess
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sympathizers gang john brown didn't mess
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sympathizers gang john brown didn't mess around just for a little reference i
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around just for a little reference i
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around just for a little reference i believe this john brown wax museum dates
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believe this john brown wax museum dates
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believe this john brown wax museum dates all the way back to 1963
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all the way back to 1963
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all the way back to 1963 and was created by a guy named dixie
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and was created by a guy named dixie
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and was created by a guy named dixie killum old dixie he did a heck of a job
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killum old dixie he did a heck of a job
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killum old dixie he did a heck of a job all right dude this place feels so
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all right dude this place feels so
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all right dude this place feels so spooky
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it's awesome to literally get a glimpse
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it's awesome to literally get a glimpse no i'm not just going to walk straight
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no i'm not just going to walk straight
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no i'm not just going to walk straight into a 1963
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into a 1963
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into a 1963 roadside attraction even the wallpaper
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roadside attraction even the wallpaper
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roadside attraction even the wallpaper in the linoleum haven't changed ah there
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in the linoleum haven't changed ah there
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in the linoleum haven't changed ah there they are inside the firehouse john brown
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they are inside the firehouse john brown
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they are inside the firehouse john brown and his men
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and his men
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and his men getting
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getting
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getting captured
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captured
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captured the raid came to nothing or did it
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the raid came to nothing or did it
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the raid came to nothing or did it because like i said it infuriated the
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because like i said it infuriated the
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because like i said it infuriated the south and definitely contributed to the
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south and definitely contributed to the
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south and definitely contributed to the start of the civil war
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so spooky and quiet
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so spooky and quiet there's john brown on trial from his cot
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there's john brown on trial from his cot
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there's john brown on trial from his cot there because he was injured of course
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there because he was injured of course
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there because he was injured of course some very scary looking judges oh
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some very scary looking judges oh
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some very scary looking judges oh there's his last goodbye with his wife
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there's his last goodbye with his wife
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there's his last goodbye with his wife of course he was condemned to die and
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of course he was condemned to die and
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of course he was condemned to die and that means warning i don't know what
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that means warning i don't know what
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that means warning i don't know what you're about to see here okay good it's
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you're about to see here okay good it's
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you're about to see here okay good it's not too violent
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not too violent
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not too violent we have john brown's
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we have john brown's
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we have john brown's execution
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execution
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execution dude
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dude
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dude some of the statues in here or wax
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some of the statues in here or wax
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some of the statues in here or wax figures
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figures
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figures are pure nightmare fuel
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are pure nightmare fuel
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are pure nightmare fuel i mean this is awesome and i like it
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i mean this is awesome and i like it
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i mean this is awesome and i like it it's very creative they took this old
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it's very creative they took this old
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it's very creative they took this old creepy house and turned it into a wax
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creepy house and turned it into a wax
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creepy house and turned it into a wax museum look at the way they opened up
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museum look at the way they opened up
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museum look at the way they opened up the basement for this being 100 totally
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the basement for this being 100 totally
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the basement for this being 100 totally alone in this building right now
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alone in this building right now
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alone in this building right now is a little bit freaky especially with
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is a little bit freaky especially with
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is a little bit freaky especially with these guys looking at me all right i
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these guys looking at me all right i
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these guys looking at me all right i feel like i'm gonna get possessed if i
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feel like i'm gonna get possessed if i
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feel like i'm gonna get possessed if i stay in here any longer so it's time to
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stay in here any longer so it's time to
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stay in here any longer so it's time to exit the world what kind of exit is this
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exit the world what kind of exit is this
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exit the world what kind of exit is this oh man it's still raining bugger oh and
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oh man it's still raining bugger oh and
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oh man it's still raining bugger oh and of course there's no no way back in hmm
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of course there's no no way back in hmm
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of course there's no no way back in hmm what a fun one just me and the rain oh
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what a fun one just me and the rain oh
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what a fun one just me and the rain oh and no hood or jacket and a camera ah
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and no hood or jacket and a camera ah
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and no hood or jacket and a camera ah this always happens this way y'all gotta
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this always happens this way y'all gotta
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this always happens this way y'all gotta always carry an umbrella with you all
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always carry an umbrella with you all
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always carry an umbrella with you all right well i suppose it's all for the
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right well i suppose it's all for the
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right well i suppose it's all for the best even the rain i'd be tempted to
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best even the rain i'd be tempted to
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best even the rain i'd be tempted to stay here all day and we can't do that
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stay here all day and we can't do that
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stay here all day and we can't do that we've got to keep rolling down the road
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we've got to keep rolling down the road
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we've got to keep rolling down the road because we've got more to see
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because we've got more to see
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because we've got more to see in old virginia all right well we made
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in old virginia all right well we made
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in old virginia all right well we made our way into old virginia now
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our way into old virginia now
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our way into old virginia now look at this cute little scene over here
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look at this cute little scene over here
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look at this cute little scene over here off the main highway i've mostly dried
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off the main highway i've mostly dried
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off the main highway i've mostly dried off now of course the windows still
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off now of course the windows still
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off now of course the windows still don't roll down in the van so i cranked
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don't roll down in the van so i cranked
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don't roll down in the van so i cranked the air conditioner i was feeling a
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the air conditioner i was feeling a
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the air conditioner i was feeling a little cold i thought i'd just stretch
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little cold i thought i'd just stretch
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little cold i thought i'd just stretch my arms and legs for a little second in
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my arms and legs for a little second in
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my arms and legs for a little second in the old south and then get back
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the old south and then get back
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the old south and then get back on the highway feels nice to be in old
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on the highway feels nice to be in old
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on the highway feels nice to be in old virginia i know what you're thinking
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virginia i know what you're thinking
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virginia i know what you're thinking don't you need to be going west to get
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don't you need to be going west to get
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don't you need to be going west to get home yes you're correct but there's a
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home yes you're correct but there's a
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home yes you're correct but there's a couple of sweet things in old virginia
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couple of sweet things in old virginia
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couple of sweet things in old virginia that weren't too far away that i really
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that weren't too far away that i really
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that weren't too far away that i really want to see so i decided to make a
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want to see so i decided to make a
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want to see so i decided to make a little detour for a day or two because
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little detour for a day or two because
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little detour for a day or two because who can resist taking a look at dinosaur
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who can resist taking a look at dinosaur
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who can resist taking a look at dinosaur land coincidentally the same year john
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land coincidentally the same year john
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land coincidentally the same year john brown's wax museum opened in harper's
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brown's wax museum opened in harper's
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brown's wax museum opened in harper's ferry a guy named joseph jirachi or
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ferry a guy named joseph jirachi or
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ferry a guy named joseph jirachi or garache opened a little shop at this
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garache opened a little shop at this
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garache opened a little shop at this busy intersection called rebel corner
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busy intersection called rebel corner
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busy intersection called rebel corner but apparently just a few years later on
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but apparently just a few years later on
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but apparently just a few years later on a road trip saw some dinosaurs on the
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a road trip saw some dinosaurs on the
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a road trip saw some dinosaurs on the side of the road in tennessee figured
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side of the road in tennessee figured
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side of the road in tennessee figured out who made him and decided forget
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out who made him and decided forget
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out who made him and decided forget rebel corner i want to start my own
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rebel corner i want to start my own
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rebel corner i want to start my own dinosaur land and ever since
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dinosaur land and ever since
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dinosaur land and ever since 1967 which seemed suitably prehistoric
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1967 which seemed suitably prehistoric
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1967 which seemed suitably prehistoric to us today in the 21st century this
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to us today in the 21st century this
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to us today in the 21st century this place has been operating non-stop
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place has been operating non-stop
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place has been operating non-stop bringing prehistoric fun to the whole
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bringing prehistoric fun to the whole
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bringing prehistoric fun to the whole family holy cow dude no holy shark i am
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family holy cow dude no holy shark i am
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family holy cow dude no holy shark i am super freaking excited about this one i
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super freaking excited about this one i
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super freaking excited about this one i feel like we're getting too many
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feel like we're getting too many
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feel like we're getting too many spoilers here nobody look at anything
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spoilers here nobody look at anything
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spoilers here nobody look at anything until we enter dinosaur land through the
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until we enter dinosaur land through the
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until we enter dinosaur land through the giant dinosaur head entrance oh yeah
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giant dinosaur head entrance oh yeah
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giant dinosaur head entrance oh yeah oh my gosh i can't believe it i have
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oh my gosh i can't believe it i have
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oh my gosh i can't believe it i have wanted to visit this place for literally
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wanted to visit this place for literally
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wanted to visit this place for literally years and finally we've made it oh look
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years and finally we've made it oh look
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years and finally we've made it oh look at these spooky trees aly and i were
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at these spooky trees aly and i were
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at these spooky trees aly and i were just talking about how we wanted to
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just talking about how we wanted to
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just talking about how we wanted to build some spooky trees in our backyard
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build some spooky trees in our backyard
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build some spooky trees in our backyard i don't know how we do it apparently
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i don't know how we do it apparently
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i don't know how we do it apparently these are made of fiberglass
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these are made of fiberglass
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these are made of fiberglass this is already my favorite thing ever
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this is already my favorite thing ever
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this is already my favorite thing ever man what do they got in here king kong
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man what do they got in here king kong
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man what do they got in here king kong we went from the civil war to the inside
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we went from the civil war to the inside
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we went from the civil war to the inside of spooky trees and i don't hate it now
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of spooky trees and i don't hate it now
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of spooky trees and i don't hate it now we're gonna see some modern dinosaurs in
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we're gonna see some modern dinosaurs in
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we're gonna see some modern dinosaurs in here but let's not forget the originals
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here but let's not forget the originals
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here but let's not forget the originals were built back in the 60s by a guy i
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were built back in the 60s by a guy i
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were built back in the 60s by a guy i believe whose name was jim sidwell maybe
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believe whose name was jim sidwell maybe
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believe whose name was jim sidwell maybe something like that and would you look
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something like that and would you look
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something like that and would you look at the size of his megalodon that's one
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at the size of his megalodon that's one
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at the size of his megalodon that's one gargantuan fish we're gonna need a
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gargantuan fish we're gonna need a
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gargantuan fish we're gonna need a bigger boat oh mega
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bigger boat oh mega
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bigger boat oh mega mackerel you can get inside oh holy moly
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mackerel you can get inside oh holy moly
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mackerel you can get inside oh holy moly you can see
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you can see
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you can see just how homemade looking this is inside
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just how homemade looking this is inside
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just how homemade looking this is inside oh we can stick our heads out the mouth
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oh we can stick our heads out the mouth
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oh we can stick our heads out the mouth ah help i may need to buy a shark fish
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ah help i may need to buy a shark fish
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ah help i may need to buy a shark fish are friends
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are friends
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are friends oh weird dude oh look he must have
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oh weird dude oh look he must have
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oh weird dude oh look he must have swallowed some other prehistoric animals
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swallowed some other prehistoric animals
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swallowed some other prehistoric animals because here they are
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because here they are
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because here they are inside i wonder where that used to leave
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inside i wonder where that used to leave
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inside i wonder where that used to leave oh dude this is already one of the best
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oh dude this is already one of the best
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oh dude this is already one of the best days ever look at this dinosaur land i
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days ever look at this dinosaur land i
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days ever look at this dinosaur land i love
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love
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love that the logo looks like the disneyland
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that the logo looks like the disneyland
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that the logo looks like the disneyland logo that is
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logo that is
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logo that is incredible no shame in their game right
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incredible no shame in their game right
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incredible no shame in their game right there and i love it and look at the size
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there and i love it and look at the size
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there and i love it and look at the size of that octopus right there he's going
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of that octopus right there he's going
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of that octopus right there he's going for the megalodon it's a kraken by gully
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for the megalodon it's a kraken by gully
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for the megalodon it's a kraken by gully look at these things they are amazing
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look at these things they are amazing
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look at these things they are amazing holy cow there's nothing quite like
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holy cow there's nothing quite like
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holy cow there's nothing quite like homemade or you know folk art style
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homemade or you know folk art style
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homemade or you know folk art style dinosaurs
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dinosaurs
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dinosaurs mountains and waterfalls look at that
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mountains and waterfalls look at that
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mountains and waterfalls look at that all made with fiberglass
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all made with fiberglass
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all made with fiberglass and imagination woodcut letters
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and imagination woodcut letters
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and imagination woodcut letters hand-painted signs i love this i
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hand-painted signs i love this i
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hand-painted signs i love this i particularly love how the giant octopus
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particularly love how the giant octopus
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particularly love how the giant octopus is sitting a stride an old cactus there
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is sitting a stride an old cactus there
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is sitting a stride an old cactus there wow a desert octopus that's very rare
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wow a desert octopus that's very rare
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wow a desert octopus that's very rare ooh
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ooh
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ooh low bridge i am already in love with the
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low bridge i am already in love with the
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low bridge i am already in love with the creativity here there's already so many
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creativity here there's already so many
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creativity here there's already so many things to climb in and through like this
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things to climb in and through like this
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things to climb in and through like this pterodon here who is next to you guessed
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pterodon here who is next to you guessed
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pterodon here who is next to you guessed it another
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it another
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it another giant cactus yes we had a lot of cactus
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giant cactus yes we had a lot of cactus
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giant cactus yes we had a lot of cactus around back in the prehistoric days we
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around back in the prehistoric days we
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around back in the prehistoric days we were always bumping into them getting
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were always bumping into them getting
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were always bumping into them getting needles in our rum sounds like a good
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needles in our rum sounds like a good
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needles in our rum sounds like a good time all right we're going underneath
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time all right we're going underneath
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time all right we're going underneath here underneath the pterodon right on
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here underneath the pterodon right on
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here underneath the pterodon right on through under the derriere and now
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through under the derriere and now
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through under the derriere and now behold the old
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behold the old
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behold the old willy mammoth i believe this was one of
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willy mammoth i believe this was one of
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willy mammoth i believe this was one of the first things
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the first things
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the first things at the park i think i remember hearing a
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at the park i think i remember hearing a
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at the park i think i remember hearing a story about how the woolly mammoth uh
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story about how the woolly mammoth uh
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story about how the woolly mammoth uh trunk there was either stolen or went
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trunk there was either stolen or went
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trunk there was either stolen or went missing and got shipped to the wrong
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missing and got shipped to the wrong
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missing and got shipped to the wrong person's address when it was supposed to
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person's address when it was supposed to
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person's address when it was supposed to come here and it eventually came around
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come here and it eventually came around
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come here and it eventually came around here they're like i got something you
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here they're like i got something you
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here they're like i got something you might want i believe originally in the
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might want i believe originally in the
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might want i believe originally in the 1960s and you can see some evidence of
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1960s and you can see some evidence of
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1960s and you can see some evidence of it now
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it now
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it now the trunk
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the trunk
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the trunk wiggled back and forth and so did the
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wiggled back and forth and so did the
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wiggled back and forth and so did the ears of course like most animatronic
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ears of course like most animatronic
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ears of course like most animatronic things in all weather climates with snow
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things in all weather climates with snow
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things in all weather climates with snow and ice and oh look at the size of that
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and ice and oh look at the size of that
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and ice and oh look at the size of that rump rain and wind and thunder and
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rump rain and wind and thunder and
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rump rain and wind and thunder and lightning it was hard to keep it in good
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lightning it was hard to keep it in good
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lightning it was hard to keep it in good repair and so they eventually opted to
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repair and so they eventually opted to
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repair and so they eventually opted to keep it still all in one place look at
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keep it still all in one place look at
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keep it still all in one place look at this guy i love his eyes dude that is
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this guy i love his eyes dude that is
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this guy i love his eyes dude that is beautiful it's cool that in our more
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beautiful it's cool that in our more
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beautiful it's cool that in our more modern more recent times they have more
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modern more recent times they have more
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modern more recent times they have more and more realistic dinosaurs there's
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and more realistic dinosaurs there's
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and more realistic dinosaurs there's just something about modern giant stuff
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just something about modern giant stuff
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just something about modern giant stuff that looks a little too clean a little
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that looks a little too clean a little
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that looks a little too clean a little too perfect for me i really like the
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too perfect for me i really like the
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too perfect for me i really like the stuff that was made in the era where
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stuff that was made in the era where
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stuff that was made in the era where somebody had to sit there in their
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somebody had to sit there in their
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somebody had to sit there in their garage or their backyard and go hmm how
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garage or their backyard and go hmm how
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garage or their backyard and go hmm how am i going to make a protoceratops let
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am i going to make a protoceratops let
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am i going to make a protoceratops let me just bust out my national geographic
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me just bust out my national geographic
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me just bust out my national geographic and take a stab at it you know
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and take a stab at it you know
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and take a stab at it you know look at all of these dinosaurs see
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look at all of these dinosaurs see
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look at all of these dinosaurs see here's a more modern one here actually
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here's a more modern one here actually
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here's a more modern one here actually this is pretty good this looks like it
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this is pretty good this looks like it
12:51
this is pretty good this looks like it didn't come from a warehouse or
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didn't come from a warehouse or
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didn't come from a warehouse or something this looks handmade which i
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something this looks handmade which i
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something this looks handmade which i really like but what i like a lot more
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really like but what i like a lot more
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really like but what i like a lot more than that dinosaur is this golem asaurus
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than that dinosaur is this golem asaurus
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than that dinosaur is this golem asaurus up here look at him smee
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up here look at him smee
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up here look at him smee why does it cry schmidt yes precious
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why does it cry schmidt yes precious
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why does it cry schmidt yes precious where's the process look at these funky
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where's the process look at these funky
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where's the process look at these funky dinos man the colors the shapes the
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dinos man the colors the shapes the
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dinos man the colors the shapes the little pools of water on their heads who
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little pools of water on their heads who
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little pools of water on their heads who couldn't love a stegosaurus like this i
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couldn't love a stegosaurus like this i
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couldn't love a stegosaurus like this i always love dinosaur parks because i
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always love dinosaur parks because i
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always love dinosaur parks because i always end up seeing some dinosaurs i've
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always end up seeing some dinosaurs i've
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always end up seeing some dinosaurs i've never heard of before like this one the
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never heard of before like this one the
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never heard of before like this one the moose chops
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moose chops
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moose chops apparently sometimes i wonder if they
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apparently sometimes i wonder if they
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apparently sometimes i wonder if they just make them up you know they
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just make them up you know they
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just make them up you know they definitely need the variety because even
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definitely need the variety because even
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definitely need the variety because even though seeing your classic jurassic park
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though seeing your classic jurassic park
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though seeing your classic jurassic park velociraptor t-rex pterodactyl is cool
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velociraptor t-rex pterodactyl is cool
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velociraptor t-rex pterodactyl is cool it's a lot more fun when they mix it up
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it's a lot more fun when they mix it up
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it's a lot more fun when they mix it up oh my gosh there he is the king of the
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oh my gosh there he is the king of the
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oh my gosh there he is the king of the dinosaurs the tyrannosaurus rex oh and
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dinosaurs the tyrannosaurus rex oh and
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dinosaurs the tyrannosaurus rex oh and the 1967 model came in two different
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the 1967 model came in two different
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the 1967 model came in two different sizes the deluxe size and the economy
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sizes the deluxe size and the economy
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sizes the deluxe size and the economy size i love this guy's snakey little
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size i love this guy's snakey little
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size i love this guy's snakey little face i love how original it is i've seen
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face i love how original it is i've seen
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face i love how original it is i've seen some t-rexes in my time but i've never
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some t-rexes in my time but i've never
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some t-rexes in my time but i've never seen one that looks like that and
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seen one that looks like that and
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seen one that looks like that and dinosaur land has not won not two but
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dinosaur land has not won not two but
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dinosaur land has not won not two but several
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several
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several just look at the shines of this
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just look at the shines of this
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just look at the shines of this selection and look lots of fun violence
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selection and look lots of fun violence
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selection and look lots of fun violence and bloodshed and gore for the kiddos
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and bloodshed and gore for the kiddos
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and bloodshed and gore for the kiddos he's gonna need a big band-aid for that
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he's gonna need a big band-aid for that
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he's gonna need a big band-aid for that these are so awesome because they're all
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these are so awesome because they're all
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these are so awesome because they're all made out of fiberglass so they're all
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made out of fiberglass so they're all
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made out of fiberglass so they're all hollow i'm used to seeing giant
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hollow i'm used to seeing giant
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hollow i'm used to seeing giant dinosaurs made out of concrete you know
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dinosaurs made out of concrete you know
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dinosaurs made out of concrete you know like the peewee dinosaurs or some of the
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like the peewee dinosaurs or some of the
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like the peewee dinosaurs or some of the ones that dinosaur world but the thing
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ones that dinosaur world but the thing
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ones that dinosaur world but the thing is is concrete cracks and it can be very
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is is concrete cracks and it can be very
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is is concrete cracks and it can be very difficult to patch up if the rebar the
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difficult to patch up if the rebar the
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difficult to patch up if the rebar the metal inside the concrete starts to rust
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metal inside the concrete starts to rust
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metal inside the concrete starts to rust or anything so having these fiberglass
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or anything so having these fiberglass
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or anything so having these fiberglass ones is genius because you could just
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ones is genius because you could just
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ones is genius because you could just patch them up keep adding another layer
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patch them up keep adding another layer
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patch them up keep adding another layer over the years oh look at this we've got
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over the years oh look at this we've got
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over the years oh look at this we've got titanosaurus versus tyrannosaurus in
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titanosaurus versus tyrannosaurus in
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titanosaurus versus tyrannosaurus in another epic and another bloody battle
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another epic and another bloody battle
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another epic and another bloody battle look at the wound on that neck oh he's
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look at the wound on that neck oh he's
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look at the wound on that neck oh he's not gonna survive ooh tis but a flesh
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not gonna survive ooh tis but a flesh
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not gonna survive ooh tis but a flesh wound i love that it's entitled epic
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wound i love that it's entitled epic
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wound i love that it's entitled epic battle oh yes it is an epic battle
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battle oh yes it is an epic battle
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battle oh yes it is an epic battle indeed that is four tyrannosaurus rex's
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indeed that is four tyrannosaurus rex's
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indeed that is four tyrannosaurus rex's within 40 feet of each other i love it
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within 40 feet of each other i love it
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within 40 feet of each other i love it oh and we get to walk underneath again
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oh and we get to walk underneath again
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oh and we get to walk underneath again like i said interactive honey come see
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like i said interactive honey come see
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like i said interactive honey come see look at all the blood oh whoa look at
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look at all the blood oh whoa look at
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look at all the blood oh whoa look at this we've got an apatosaurus down and
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this we've got an apatosaurus down and
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this we've got an apatosaurus down and he's hit his head oh megalosaurus what
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he's hit his head oh megalosaurus what
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he's hit his head oh megalosaurus what have you done i didn't do anything he
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have you done i didn't do anything he
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have you done i didn't do anything he fell he bumped his head got a concussion
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fell he bumped his head got a concussion
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fell he bumped his head got a concussion oh yeah that's gonna be a bad concussion
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oh yeah that's gonna be a bad concussion
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oh yeah that's gonna be a bad concussion like mine he's gonna get his memories
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like mine he's gonna get his memories
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like mine he's gonna get his memories all mixed up and start stuttering hey
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all mixed up and start stuttering hey
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all mixed up and start stuttering hey wait a minute what's that all over your
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wait a minute what's that all over your
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wait a minute what's that all over your mouth it's jam a red jam i had jam i
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mouth it's jam a red jam i had jam i
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mouth it's jam a red jam i had jam i didn't think dinosaurs ate red jam yeah
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didn't think dinosaurs ate red jam yeah
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didn't think dinosaurs ate red jam yeah we love it all dinosaurs love red jam
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we love it all dinosaurs love red jam
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we love it all dinosaurs love red jam that's what you see all over the park oh
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that's what you see all over the park oh
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that's what you see all over the park oh thank goodness it's not blood after all
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thank goodness it's not blood after all
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thank goodness it's not blood after all kids it's just red jam ooh look at this
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kids it's just red jam ooh look at this
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kids it's just red jam ooh look at this pachycephalosaur here i think it's
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pachycephalosaur here i think it's
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pachycephalosaur here i think it's called sinking in
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called sinking in
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called sinking in to
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to
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to quicksand i believe they're known as the
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quicksand i believe they're known as the
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quicksand i believe they're known as the boneheaded dinosaur or something like
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boneheaded dinosaur or something like
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boneheaded dinosaur or something like that they had a very small brain reminds
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that they had a very small brain reminds
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that they had a very small brain reminds me of some of the people i used to play
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me of some of the people i used to play
15:52
me of some of the people i used to play in bands with hey oh
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in bands with hey oh
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in bands with hey oh man
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man
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man correct me if i'm wrong but isn't the
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correct me if i'm wrong but isn't the
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correct me if i'm wrong but isn't the story of the brachiosaurus that the
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story of the brachiosaurus that the
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story of the brachiosaurus that the brontosaurus and brachiosaur were the
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brontosaurus and brachiosaur were the
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brontosaurus and brachiosaur were the same dinosaur and when they figured that
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same dinosaur and when they figured that
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same dinosaur and when they figured that out they had to pick one of the names so
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out they had to pick one of the names so
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out they had to pick one of the names so they picked brachiosaur i mean if we
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they picked brachiosaur i mean if we
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they picked brachiosaur i mean if we could only have one i wish we still had
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could only have one i wish we still had
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could only have one i wish we still had brontosaurus you know brontosaurus
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brontosaurus you know brontosaurus
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brontosaurus you know brontosaurus sounds so cool sounds like a new ford
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sounds so cool sounds like a new ford
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sounds so cool sounds like a new ford van the ford brontosaurus you know
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van the ford brontosaurus you know
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van the ford brontosaurus you know brachiosaurus sounds like well
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brachiosaurus sounds like well
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brachiosaurus sounds like well brachiosaur here watch out coming
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brachiosaur here watch out coming
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brachiosaur here watch out coming through the forest you know me i gotta
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through the forest you know me i gotta
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through the forest you know me i gotta get my leaf eating on whoa look at this
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get my leaf eating on whoa look at this
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get my leaf eating on whoa look at this guy styracosaurus
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guy styracosaurus
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guy styracosaurus that's pretty cool sound it sounds like
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that's pretty cool sound it sounds like
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that's pretty cool sound it sounds like a metal band we are styracosaurus right
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a metal band we are styracosaurus right
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a metal band we are styracosaurus right he's probably always getting sick dude
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he's probably always getting sick dude
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he's probably always getting sick dude look how close his face is to the ground
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look how close his face is to the ground
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look how close his face is to the ground germs down there buddy watch out dude i
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germs down there buddy watch out dude i
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germs down there buddy watch out dude i love
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love roadside attractions that have like a
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roadside attractions that have like a
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roadside attractions that have like a patina on them look at all the layers of
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patina on them look at all the layers of
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patina on them look at all the layers of fiberglass and paint and texture that's
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fiberglass and paint and texture that's
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fiberglass and paint and texture that's cracked off and moss and all that stuff
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cracked off and moss and all that stuff
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cracked off and moss and all that stuff oh and the giant ants i think those are
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oh and the giant ants i think those are
16:49
oh and the giant ants i think those are just cgi though this place has not
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just cgi though this place has not
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just cgi though this place has not disappointed me in any ways oh boy shut
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disappointed me in any ways oh boy shut
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disappointed me in any ways oh boy shut your eyes if you like pterodon's kids
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your eyes if you like pterodon's kids
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your eyes if you like pterodon's kids cause this one is covered in red jam and
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cause this one is covered in red jam and
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cause this one is covered in red jam and that gigantosaurus up there is trying to
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that gigantosaurus up there is trying to
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that gigantosaurus up there is trying to get all the red jam off of him all the
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get all the red jam off of him all the
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get all the red jam off of him all the humanity don't struggle just let him get
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humanity don't struggle just let him get
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humanity don't struggle just let him get the jam off you don't want to be sticky
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the jam off you don't want to be sticky
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the jam off you don't want to be sticky oh being sticky is horrible i love the
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oh being sticky is horrible i love the
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oh being sticky is horrible i love the creative ways some of these places find
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creative ways some of these places find
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creative ways some of these places find to make you feel like you're in
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to make you feel like you're in
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to make you feel like you're in prehistoric times this one has got
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prehistoric times this one has got
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prehistoric times this one has got cactuses which i'm sure must look very
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cactuses which i'm sure must look very
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cactuses which i'm sure must look very exotic if you grew up in virginia in the
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exotic if you grew up in virginia in the
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exotic if you grew up in virginia in the 60s there aren't a lot of cactuses in
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60s there aren't a lot of cactuses in
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60s there aren't a lot of cactuses in virginia from what i understand but
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virginia from what i understand but
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virginia from what i understand but another thing they've done here
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another thing they've done here
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another thing they've done here is uh whenever they had to cut down a
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is uh whenever they had to cut down a
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is uh whenever they had to cut down a tree they just leave it sticking up bare
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tree they just leave it sticking up bare
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tree they just leave it sticking up bare of leaves just to look sort of
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of leaves just to look sort of
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of leaves just to look sort of prehistoric and exotic and it actually
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prehistoric and exotic and it actually
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prehistoric and exotic and it actually works something about it just fits it's
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works something about it just fits it's
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works something about it just fits it's like a dinosaur bit the top off and ate
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like a dinosaur bit the top off and ate
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like a dinosaur bit the top off and ate it or something ooh look at this we got
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it or something ooh look at this we got
17:40
it or something ooh look at this we got two
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two
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two gullet asauruses
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this place isn't huge it's
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this place isn't huge it's got to be what i don't know 10 acres or
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got to be what i don't know 10 acres or
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got to be what i don't know 10 acres or less maybe i could be completely wrong
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less maybe i could be completely wrong
17:50
less maybe i could be completely wrong about that by the way i'm not a land
17:52
about that by the way i'm not a land
17:52
about that by the way i'm not a land surveyor but what it lacks an area it
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surveyor but what it lacks an area it
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surveyor but what it lacks an area it more than makes up for in terms of shy
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more than makes up for in terms of shy
17:57
more than makes up for in terms of shy and quantity of dinosaurs look at this
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and quantity of dinosaurs look at this
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and quantity of dinosaurs look at this one with the big hands the big drooping
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one with the big hands the big drooping
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one with the big hands the big drooping hands gorillasaurus oh no yaleosaurus ah
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hands gorillasaurus oh no yaleosaurus ah
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hands gorillasaurus oh no yaleosaurus ah yes of course the mascot for yale ah
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yes of course the mascot for yale ah
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yes of course the mascot for yale ah deep within the prehistoric forest of
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deep within the prehistoric forest of
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deep within the prehistoric forest of cacti we've got this guy just look at
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cacti we've got this guy just look at
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cacti we've got this guy just look at his funky little face
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his funky little face
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his funky little face i love these dinosaurs and look
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i love these dinosaurs and look
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i love these dinosaurs and look there's a tylosaurus that's what it's
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there's a tylosaurus that's what it's
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there's a tylosaurus that's what it's called tylosaurus reminds me of my
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called tylosaurus reminds me of my
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called tylosaurus reminds me of my friend tyler same shifty eyes and
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friend tyler same shifty eyes and
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friend tyler same shifty eyes and fakeness and spoopiness you know pretty
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fakeness and spoopiness you know pretty
18:28
fakeness and spoopiness you know pretty good now they've got a gift shop here
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good now they've got a gift shop here
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good now they've got a gift shop here which you have to enter through and exit
18:32
which you have to enter through and exit
18:32
which you have to enter through and exit through i believe and it's full of all
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through i believe and it's full of all
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through i believe and it's full of all kinds of toy dinosaurs but they're all
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kinds of toy dinosaurs but they're all
18:35
kinds of toy dinosaurs but they're all the ones that you would kind of expect
18:37
the ones that you would kind of expect
18:37
the ones that you would kind of expect what i think some of these parks should
18:38
what i think some of these parks should
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what i think some of these parks should do particularly the ones that have the
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do particularly the ones that have the
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do particularly the ones that have the more customized dinosaurs you know and
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more customized dinosaurs you know and
18:42
more customized dinosaurs you know and can't see them anywhere else i think
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can't see them anywhere else i think
18:43
can't see them anywhere else i think they should 3d scan them
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they should 3d scan them
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they should 3d scan them you know and then have small versions of
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you know and then have small versions of
18:48
you know and then have small versions of them for sale in the gift shop because
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them for sale in the gift shop because
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them for sale in the gift shop because you could buy jurassic park looking
18:51
you could buy jurassic park looking
18:51
you could buy jurassic park looking plastic dinosaurs anywhere you know but
18:54
plastic dinosaurs anywhere you know but
18:54
plastic dinosaurs anywhere you know but you can't get acidico
18:57
you can't get acidico
18:57
you can't get acidico cita
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cita
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cita pacitic asaurus that looks like this
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pacitic asaurus that looks like this
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pacitic asaurus that looks like this it's just any old walmart look at that
19:02
it's just any old walmart look at that
19:02
it's just any old walmart look at that that looks like a bad guy from he-man or
19:04
that looks like a bad guy from he-man or
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that looks like a bad guy from he-man or something i think peter jackson might
19:05
something i think peter jackson might
19:05
something i think peter jackson might have based the cave trolls off this
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have based the cave trolls off this
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have based the cave trolls off this guy man my back is killing me what's the
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guy man my back is killing me what's the
19:12
guy man my back is killing me what's the matter my crusty little dinosaur friend
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matter my crusty little dinosaur friend
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matter my crusty little dinosaur friend i've been standing out here for 50 years
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i've been standing out here for 50 years
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i've been standing out here for 50 years and my back so do you have any tylenol
19:21
and my back so do you have any tylenol
19:21
and my back so do you have any tylenol oh i'm sorry my dude i don't have any
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oh i'm sorry my dude i don't have any
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oh i'm sorry my dude i don't have any tylenol but what i do have are some
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tylenol but what i do have are some
19:26
tylenol but what i do have are some random land stickers you'll want one ah
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random land stickers you'll want one ah
19:27
random land stickers you'll want one ah i don't want any stickers
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i don't want any stickers
19:29
i don't want any stickers oh look at this we got paula canthus
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oh look at this we got paula canthus
19:31
oh look at this we got paula canthus over here pretty neat
19:33
over here pretty neat
19:33
over here pretty neat pretty neat hanging out with tyler the
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pretty neat hanging out with tyler the
19:35
pretty neat hanging out with tyler the tylosaurus over there and i can see now
19:37
tylosaurus over there and i can see now
19:37
tylosaurus over there and i can see now we're in the home stretch i can see the
19:39
we're in the home stretch i can see the
19:39
we're in the home stretch i can see the end zone just down there leading towards
19:41
end zone just down there leading towards
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end zone just down there leading towards the gift shop but we have a few more
19:43
the gift shop but we have a few more
19:43
the gift shop but we have a few more dinos to go here's allosaurus over here
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dinos to go here's allosaurus over here
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dinos to go here's allosaurus over here when i was a kid you know we used to
19:48
when i was a kid you know we used to
19:48
when i was a kid you know we used to argue about which dinosaur was best and
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argue about which dinosaur was best and
19:50
argue about which dinosaur was best and i think i had read somewhere national
19:51
i think i had read somewhere national
19:51
i think i had read somewhere national geographic somewhere like that about how
19:53
geographic somewhere like that about how
19:53
geographic somewhere like that about how allosaurus was the best dinosaur even
19:55
allosaurus was the best dinosaur even
19:55
allosaurus was the best dinosaur even better than t-rex i don't know why i
19:57
better than t-rex i don't know why i
19:57
better than t-rex i don't know why i just always thought it sounded cool you
19:58
just always thought it sounded cool you
19:58
just always thought it sounded cool you know allosaurus and hey wait now i'm
20:01
know allosaurus and hey wait now i'm
20:01
know allosaurus and hey wait now i'm dating ally
20:03
dating ally
20:03
dating ally coincidence maybe not oh and in front of
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coincidence maybe not oh and in front of
20:07
coincidence maybe not oh and in front of the allosaurus look at this the jafar
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the allosaurus look at this the jafar
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the allosaurus look at this the jafar asaurus he's not just a genie he's a
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asaurus he's not just a genie he's a
20:11
asaurus he's not just a genie he's a genie and a giant cobra thing so he's a
20:14
genie and a giant cobra thing so he's a
20:14
genie and a giant cobra thing so he's a genie plus oh wait a minute this sign
20:17
genie plus oh wait a minute this sign
20:17
genie plus oh wait a minute this sign says king cobra snakes were plentiful
20:19
says king cobra snakes were plentiful
20:19
says king cobra snakes were plentiful during the prehistoric period very
20:21
during the prehistoric period very
20:21
during the prehistoric period very little evolution has taken place in this
20:23
little evolution has taken place in this
20:23
little evolution has taken place in this species the adult is more than 14 feet
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species the adult is more than 14 feet
20:25
species the adult is more than 14 feet long but don't king cobra still exist
20:28
long but don't king cobra still exist
20:28
long but don't king cobra still exist i think they are this long but not this
20:30
i think they are this long but not this
20:30
i think they are this long but not this tall none of that matters in dinosaur
20:32
tall none of that matters in dinosaur
20:32
tall none of that matters in dinosaur land though because you can use your
20:33
land though because you can use your
20:33
land though because you can use your brain your facts and your imagination
20:38
brain your facts and your imagination
20:38
brain your facts and your imagination now i want to tell you about this one
20:39
now i want to tell you about this one
20:40
now i want to tell you about this one the para saul of forest the pear pear
20:44
the para saul of forest the pear pear
20:45
the para saul of forest the pear pear parasopolis the para the parasitic but i
20:48
parasopolis the para the parasitic but i
20:48
parasopolis the para the parasitic but i can't i can't tell you about this
20:50
can't i can't tell you about this
20:50
can't i can't tell you about this it's too boring oh everyone says that oh
20:54
it's too boring oh everyone says that oh
20:54
it's too boring oh everyone says that oh look at this i've always heard virginia
20:55
look at this i've always heard virginia
20:56
look at this i've always heard virginia was a very religious place and clearly
20:58
was a very religious place and clearly
20:58
was a very religious place and clearly that is true because even the mantises
21:01
that is true because even the mantises
21:01
that is true because even the mantises are praying oh would you look at the shy
21:04
are praying oh would you look at the shy
21:04
are praying oh would you look at the shy of that giant insect
21:05
of that giant insect
21:05
of that giant insect that thing really bugs me one more joke
21:08
that thing really bugs me one more joke
21:08
that thing really bugs me one more joke like that and we're gonna ban you from
21:09
like that and we're gonna ban you from
21:09
like that and we're gonna ban you from virginia sorry oh no what happened to
21:11
virginia sorry oh no what happened to
21:11
virginia sorry oh no what happened to the struthiomimus oh
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the struthiomimus oh
21:14
the struthiomimus oh oh i dropped my eggs oh i can't believe
21:17
oh i dropped my eggs oh i can't believe
21:17
oh i dropped my eggs oh i can't believe i dropped i just i don't i done dropped
21:20
i dropped i just i don't i done dropped
21:20
i dropped i just i don't i done dropped them right on the ground and dropped my
21:22
them right on the ground and dropped my
21:22
them right on the ground and dropped my head it's terrible oh it's even worse is
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head it's terrible oh it's even worse is
21:25
head it's terrible oh it's even worse is that this freaking myelodon is just
21:27
that this freaking myelodon is just
21:27
that this freaking myelodon is just laughing about it and sticking his
21:28
laughing about it and sticking his
21:28
laughing about it and sticking his tongue out ah how rude darn rude
21:31
tongue out ah how rude darn rude
21:31
tongue out ah how rude darn rude milodons all right there's a couple more
21:32
milodons all right there's a couple more
21:32
milodons all right there's a couple more at the end leading up to the gift shop
21:34
at the end leading up to the gift shop
21:34
at the end leading up to the gift shop we got the rapping dinosaur the grumpy
21:36
we got the rapping dinosaur the grumpy
21:36
we got the rapping dinosaur the grumpy face dinosaur oh i see why he's grumpy
21:38
face dinosaur oh i see why he's grumpy
21:38
face dinosaur oh i see why he's grumpy he used to be a brontosaurus and now
21:40
he used to be a brontosaurus and now
21:40
he used to be a brontosaurus and now he's a brachiosaur and the mr huggy hugs
21:43
he's a brachiosaur and the mr huggy hugs
21:43
he's a brachiosaur and the mr huggy hugs a lot dinosaur right before you exit but
21:45
a lot dinosaur right before you exit but
21:45
a lot dinosaur right before you exit but don't worry friends we're not ready to
21:47
don't worry friends we're not ready to
21:47
don't worry friends we're not ready to exit yet because there is still a major
21:49
exit yet because there is still a major
21:49
exit yet because there is still a major beast left to see that we haven't taken
21:51
beast left to see that we haven't taken
21:52
beast left to see that we haven't taken a look at yet you might remember when we
21:53
a look at yet you might remember when we
21:53
a look at yet you might remember when we walked in here i said what do they got
21:54
walked in here i said what do they got
21:54
walked in here i said what do they got in there king kong well my friends yes
21:58
in there king kong well my friends yes
21:58
in there king kong well my friends yes yes they do have king kong and he is
22:02
yes they do have king kong and he is
22:02
yes they do have king kong and he is phenomenal the lord of the beasts king
22:05
phenomenal the lord of the beasts king
22:05
phenomenal the lord of the beasts king of skull island look at the size of that
22:09
of skull island look at the size of that
22:09
of skull island look at the size of that ape oh and look at the little tiny plane
22:11
ape oh and look at the little tiny plane
22:11
ape oh and look at the little tiny plane he's holding in his hand this might be
22:13
he's holding in his hand this might be
22:13
he's holding in his hand this might be the greatest piece of art i have ever
22:15
the greatest piece of art i have ever
22:15
the greatest piece of art i have ever seen and i've seen the mona lisa in
22:16
seen and i've seen the mona lisa in
22:16
seen and i've seen the mona lisa in person this literally blows venus to
22:19
person this literally blows venus to
22:19
person this literally blows venus to milo out of the water and this guy's got
22:21
milo out of the water and this guy's got
22:21
milo out of the water and this guy's got both his arms oh my gosh and you can
22:23
both his arms oh my gosh and you can
22:23
both his arms oh my gosh and you can even go up this catwalk and sit in his
22:26
even go up this catwalk and sit in his
22:26
even go up this catwalk and sit in his hand for a fun pic
22:28
hand for a fun pic
22:28
hand for a fun pic not gonna lie this is a little bit
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not gonna lie this is a little bit
22:30
not gonna lie this is a little bit terrifying
22:31
terrifying
22:31
terrifying and kind of muddy but
22:34
and kind of muddy but
22:34
and kind of muddy but fun pic
22:35
fun pic
22:35
fun pic what a fun one
22:38
what a fun one
22:38
what a fun one oh
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oh
22:39
oh i just love coming to places where you
22:41
i just love coming to places where you
22:41
i just love coming to places where you can scream you know scream your head off
22:44
can scream you know scream your head off
22:44
can scream you know scream your head off no one's there to hear you about the
22:46
no one's there to hear you about the
22:46
no one's there to hear you about the dinosaurs
22:47
dinosaurs and they're extinct anyways not gonna
22:49
and they're extinct anyways not gonna
22:49
and they're extinct anyways not gonna lie it felt a little scary
22:51
lie it felt a little scary
22:51
lie it felt a little scary sitting in this hand i was like is this
22:52
sitting in this hand i was like is this
22:52
sitting in this hand i was like is this hand also hollow am i gonna fall down
22:54
hand also hollow am i gonna fall down
22:54
hand also hollow am i gonna fall down but the girl in the gift shop said yeah
22:56
but the girl in the gift shop said yeah
22:56
but the girl in the gift shop said yeah you can sit in his hand no problem
22:57
you can sit in his hand no problem
22:57
you can sit in his hand no problem that's the one thing you're really
22:58
that's the one thing you're really
22:58
that's the one thing you're really allowed to sit on you know so potzi
23:01
allowed to sit on you know so potzi
23:01
allowed to sit on you know so potzi would have loved dinosaur land dude
23:04
would have loved dinosaur land dude
23:04
would have loved dinosaur land dude that's not just a big gorilla that's a
23:05
that's not just a big gorilla that's a
23:05
that's not just a big gorilla that's a pretty dead-on king kong like the
23:07
pretty dead-on king kong like the
23:07
pretty dead-on king kong like the original what 1933 king kong which is
23:10
original what 1933 king kong which is
23:10
original what 1933 king kong which is the best yes sir the old black and white
23:13
the best yes sir the old black and white
23:13
the best yes sir the old black and white 1933 king kong still makes me laugh
23:15
1933 king kong still makes me laugh
23:15
1933 king kong still makes me laugh still makes me choke up a little i know
23:17
still makes me choke up a little i know
23:17
still makes me choke up a little i know a lot of people can't stand watching old
23:19
a lot of people can't stand watching old
23:19
a lot of people can't stand watching old black and white movies but give king
23:20
black and white movies but give king
23:20
black and white movies but give king kong a try it is worth your time all
23:23
kong a try it is worth your time all
23:24
kong a try it is worth your time all right now it's time to hug
23:26
right now it's time to hug
23:26
right now it's time to hug the huggy saurus over here and that's
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the huggy saurus over here and that's
23:28
the huggy saurus over here and that's all
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all
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all there is to see at dinosaur land for now
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there is to see at dinosaur land for now
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there is to see at dinosaur land for now because they've been adding to this
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because they've been adding to this
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because they've been adding to this place since 1967 and they keep on adding
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place since 1967 and they keep on adding
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place since 1967 and they keep on adding to it from what i understand some of the
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to it from what i understand some of the
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to it from what i understand some of the original owners daughters
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original owners daughters
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original owners daughters still run this place so it's still in
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still run this place so it's still in
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still run this place so it's still in the family that is incredible oh before
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the family that is incredible oh before
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the family that is incredible oh before i leave there are also a lot of concrete
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i leave there are also a lot of concrete
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i leave there are also a lot of concrete frogs around
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frogs around
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frogs around just like you should know
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just like you should know
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just like you should know the gift shop has a lot of stuff that
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the gift shop has a lot of stuff that
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the gift shop has a lot of stuff that you'd expect and a lot of stuff that you
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you'd expect and a lot of stuff that you
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you'd expect and a lot of stuff that you wouldn't expect there's a lot of glass
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wouldn't expect there's a lot of glass
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wouldn't expect there's a lot of glass fairies in there for example but they do
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fairies in there for example but they do
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fairies in there for example but they do have awesome t-shirts including magic
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have awesome t-shirts including magic
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have awesome t-shirts including magic t-shirts and i didn't see until it was
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t-shirts and i didn't see until it was
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t-shirts and i didn't see until it was too late dinosaur lands cookies i am not
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too late dinosaur lands cookies i am not
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too late dinosaur lands cookies i am not gonna lie to you that is the most fun
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gonna lie to you that is the most fun
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gonna lie to you that is the most fun i've had in a land other than random
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i've had in a land other than random
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i've had in a land other than random land in a long time no
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land in a long time no
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land in a long time no reservations you know no
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reservations you know no
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reservations you know no dino plus no rude people just wonderful
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dino plus no rude people just wonderful
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dino plus no rude people just wonderful dinosaurs friendly faces and it was only
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dinosaurs friendly faces and it was only
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dinosaurs friendly faces and it was only eight bucks which believe me it was
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eight bucks which believe me it was
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eight bucks which believe me it was worth every penny
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worth every penny
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worth every penny long-lived dinosaur land all right it's
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long-lived dinosaur land all right it's
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long-lived dinosaur land all right it's crazy that those evolved into you man
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crazy that those evolved into you man
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crazy that those evolved into you man those are your grandparents kinda
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yeah i do actually kind of see the
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yeah i do actually kind of see the family resemblance
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that's true julio but there is one major
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that's true julio but there is one major difference these guys are not nearly as
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difference these guys are not nearly as
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difference these guys are not nearly as scary as you are all right gang has time
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scary as you are all right gang has time
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scary as you are all right gang has time to saddle up i've got to get to the
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to saddle up i've got to get to the
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to saddle up i've got to get to the eastern side of virginia tonight
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eastern side of virginia tonight
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eastern side of virginia tonight alongside the potomac to get to the
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alongside the potomac to get to the
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alongside the potomac to get to the hotel to sleep well i'm really hoping
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hotel to sleep well i'm really hoping
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hotel to sleep well i'm really hoping the weather stays this quote unquote
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the weather stays this quote unquote
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the weather stays this quote unquote nice because there's something awesome i
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nice because there's something awesome i
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nice because there's something awesome i want to see tomorrow if we can pull it
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want to see tomorrow if we can pull it
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want to see tomorrow if we can pull it off the home of a loner dottie a rebel
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off the home of a loner dottie a rebel
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off the home of a loner dottie a rebel the og
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the og
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the og rebel and no i'm not talking about a
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rebel and no i'm not talking about a
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rebel and no i'm not talking about a confederate you'll just have to find out
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confederate you'll just have to find out
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confederate you'll just have to find out next time for now
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next time for now
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next time for now check out the instagram check out the
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do all that and you'll have done your
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do all that and you'll have done your duty you can go home and sleep wow
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duty you can go home and sleep wow
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duty you can go home and sleep wow [Music]
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