5 WEIRD things at the Louvre!

0:04 oh we're a long way from home we're back

0:04 oh we're a long way from home we're back in

0:10 Paris here you leave today and enter the

0:10 Paris here you leave today and enter the world of random

0:11 world of random

0:11 world of random [Music]

0:16 [Music]

0:17 [Music] land that's right you heard me correctly

0:19 land that's right you heard me correctly

0:19 land that's right you heard me correctly we are really here Halfway Around the

0:21 we are really here Halfway Around the

0:21 we are really here Halfway Around the World in Paris France look it's the

0:24 World in Paris France look it's the

0:24 World in Paris France look it's the Eiffel Tower over there you know the

0:26 Eiffel Tower over there you know the

0:26 Eiffel Tower over there you know the real one I mean what comes to mind when

0:28 real one I mean what comes to mind when

0:28 real one I mean what comes to mind when you think of Paris fashion

0:30 you think of Paris fashion

0:30 you think of Paris fashion culture revolutions and democracy and of

0:33 culture revolutions and democracy and of

0:33 culture revolutions and democracy and of course art I mean look at this see what

0:36 course art I mean look at this see what

0:36 course art I mean look at this see what I'm talking about art and speaking of

0:39 I'm talking about art and speaking of

0:39 I'm talking about art and speaking of art there's probably no place in the

0:41 art there's probably no place in the

0:41 art there's probably no place in the world more famous for art than what's

0:44 world more famous for art than what's

0:44 world more famous for art than what's right here in front of us the mum of the

0:47 right here in front of us the mum of the

0:47 right here in front of us the mum of the Lou now the Lou has a very long and very

0:50 Lou now the Lou has a very long and very

0:50 Lou now the Lou has a very long and very fascinating history a long long time ago

0:53 fascinating history a long long time ago

0:53 fascinating history a long long time ago there used to be a fort here to protect

0:54 there used to be a fort here to protect

0:54 there used to be a fort here to protect the Franks from the Vikings you know the

0:57 the Franks from the Vikings you know the

0:57 the Franks from the Vikings you know the real ones birie birdie we want your

0:58 real ones birie birdie we want your

0:58 real ones birie birdie we want your friends but then later French Kings

1:01 friends but then later French Kings

1:01 friends but then later French Kings built their palaces here right in the

1:03 built their palaces here right in the

1:03 built their palaces here right in the center of Paris until Louis the one of

1:05 center of Paris until Louis the one of

1:05 center of Paris until Louis the one of the numbers took off and built an even

1:07 the numbers took off and built an even

1:07 the numbers took off and built an even bigger more impressive Palace at

1:08 bigger more impressive Palace at

1:08 bigger more impressive Palace at versailes well then Along Came the pesky

1:10 versailes well then Along Came the pesky

1:10 versailes well then Along Came the pesky French Revolution and the people took

1:12 French Revolution and the people took

1:12 French Revolution and the people took this place back and instead of being a

1:15 this place back and instead of being a

1:15 this place back and instead of being a palace for French Kings but is now a

1:17 palace for French Kings but is now a

1:17 palace for French Kings but is now a palace for French art and in fact many

1:19 palace for French art and in fact many

1:19 palace for French art and in fact many of the world's greatest art Treasures

1:22 of the world's greatest art Treasures

1:22 of the world's greatest art Treasures are to be found within these buildings

1:25 are to be found within these buildings

1:25 are to be found within these buildings as if the Palace of the Lou wasn't big

1:27 as if the Palace of the Lou wasn't big

1:27 as if the Palace of the Lou wasn't big enough once it became the Museum of the

1:29 enough once it became the Museum of the

1:29 enough once it became the Museum of the Lou it was was actually added to and

1:31 Lou it was was actually added to and

1:31 Lou it was was actually added to and added to and added to until now if you

1:33 added to and added to until now if you

1:33 added to and added to until now if you were to take all these buildings and lay

1:34 were to take all these buildings and lay

1:34 were to take all these buildings and lay them end to endend you would have 8

1:37 them end to endend you would have 8

1:37 them end to endend you would have 8 miles of art gallery to walk through I

1:40 miles of art gallery to walk through I

1:40 miles of art gallery to walk through I don't know if you know this but that's

1:42 don't know if you know this but that's

1:42 don't know if you know this but that's that's a lot of art that means that

1:44 that's a lot of art that means that

1:44 that's a lot of art that means that there's literally miles and miles and

1:47 there's literally miles and miles and

1:47 there's literally miles and miles and miles of Art in here but perhaps the

1:50 miles of Art in here but perhaps the

1:50 miles of Art in here but perhaps the most famous art of all the art in here

1:53 most famous art of all the art in here

1:53 most famous art of all the art in here is Lona

2:00 Lisa pretty amazing probably the most

2:00 Lisa pretty amazing probably the most famous painting in the world the Mona

2:04 famous painting in the world the Mona

2:04 famous painting in the world the Mona Lisa I mean that right there that's

2:06 Lisa I mean that right there that's

2:06 Lisa I mean that right there that's crazy Leonardo painted that da Vinci not

2:10 crazy Leonardo painted that da Vinci not

2:10 crazy Leonardo painted that da Vinci not the ninja turtle although I'm sure he

2:12 the ninja turtle although I'm sure he

2:12 the ninja turtle although I'm sure he was probably a pretty good painter too

2:13 was probably a pretty good painter too

2:13 was probably a pretty good painter too he painted with swords though all right

2:16 he painted with swords though all right

2:16 he painted with swords though all right came to see the Mona Lisa and made a

2:18 came to see the Mona Lisa and made a

2:18 came to see the Mona Lisa and made a Ninja Turtles joke classy a lot of

2:21 Ninja Turtles joke classy a lot of

2:21 Ninja Turtles joke classy a lot of people who see the Mona Lisa remark on

2:24 people who see the Mona Lisa remark on

2:24 people who see the Mona Lisa remark on how small the painting looks but really

2:26 how small the painting looks but really

2:26 how small the painting looks but really if you look closely next to the

2:28 if you look closely next to the

2:28 if you look closely next to the full-sized humans it's a pretty big

2:30 full-sized humans it's a pretty big

2:30 full-sized humans it's a pretty big painting I mean if it were in my house

2:31 painting I mean if it were in my house

2:31 painting I mean if it were in my house it would look huge but uh the way it's

2:33 it would look huge but uh the way it's

2:33 it would look huge but uh the way it's set up on that huge wall over there all

2:35 set up on that huge wall over there all

2:35 set up on that huge wall over there all by itself it's really not doing it any

2:37 by itself it's really not doing it any

2:37 by itself it's really not doing it any favors it does look sort of tiny

2:39 favors it does look sort of tiny

2:39 favors it does look sort of tiny especially compared to this giant

2:41 especially compared to this giant

2:41 especially compared to this giant monster painting that it's looking at I

2:43 monster painting that it's looking at I

2:44 monster painting that it's looking at I mean that's the size of several city

2:45 mean that's the size of several city

2:45 mean that's the size of several city buses and three or four Mississippi

2:47 buses and three or four Mississippi

2:47 buses and three or four Mississippi mamas you know them what of the millions

2:50 mamas you know them what of the millions

2:50 mamas you know them what of the millions and millions and millions of people who

2:52 and millions and millions of people who

2:52 and millions and millions of people who visit the Lou each year it is estimated

2:54 visit the Lou each year it is estimated

2:54 visit the Lou each year it is estimated that upwards of 80% of them come into

2:57 that upwards of 80% of them come into

2:57 that upwards of 80% of them come into this room just to see the Mona Lisa

2:59 this room just to see the Mona Lisa

2:59 this room just to see the Mona Lisa going to a few seconds looking at her

3:01 going to a few seconds looking at her

3:01 going to a few seconds looking at her and then entirely leave the Museum of

3:04 and then entirely leave the Museum of

3:04 and then entirely leave the Museum of the other 20% most of them will come in

3:06 the other 20% most of them will come in

3:07 the other 20% most of them will come in here look at the monalisa and then maybe

3:09 here look at the monalisa and then maybe

3:09 here look at the monalisa and then maybe go down and see her cousin the armless

3:11 go down and see her cousin the armless

3:11 go down and see her cousin the armless Venus Deo what happened to her arms

3:13 Venus Deo what happened to her arms

3:13 Venus Deo what happened to her arms anyway she must not have been a very

3:15 anyway she must not have been a very

3:15 anyway she must not have been a very good arm wrestler these people are very

3:17 good arm wrestler these people are very

3:17 good arm wrestler these people are very delicately admiring the backside of

3:19 delicately admiring the backside of

3:19 delicately admiring the backside of Venus Deo and I got to say that's an

3:22 Venus Deo and I got to say that's an

3:22 Venus Deo and I got to say that's an angle on her that you don't see too

3:24 angle on her that you don't see too

3:24 angle on her that you don't see too often and U there's a quite a lot going

3:26 often and U there's a quite a lot going

3:26 often and U there's a quite a lot going on back there boy am I learning now it

3:30 on back there boy am I learning now it

3:30 on back there boy am I learning now it seems crazy that people would come here

3:31 seems crazy that people would come here

3:31 seems crazy that people would come here and just look at the Mona Lisa maybe

3:33 and just look at the Mona Lisa maybe

3:33 and just look at the Mona Lisa maybe come down and look at this and then

3:35 come down and look at this and then

3:35 come down and look at this and then leave but I have to admit the first time

3:37 leave but I have to admit the first time

3:37 leave but I have to admit the first time that I came here I did the very same

3:39 that I came here I did the very same

3:39 that I came here I did the very same thing so now that I am back in France I

3:41 thing so now that I am back in France I

3:41 thing so now that I am back in France I started thinking to myself what about

3:43 started thinking to myself what about

3:43 started thinking to myself what about the other like

3:45 the other like

3:45 the other like 7.99 miles of arch in the lube I bet if

3:48 7.99 miles of arch in the lube I bet if

3:48 7.99 miles of arch in the lube I bet if we took a look we could find some pretty

3:52 we took a look we could find some pretty

3:52 we took a look we could find some pretty weird things in here huh that's right

3:54 weird things in here huh that's right

3:54 weird things in here huh that's right you know where this is going it's time

3:56 you know where this is going it's time

3:56 you know where this is going it's time to find some weird things at the move

4:00 to find some weird things at the move

4:00 to find some weird things at the move come

4:01 come

4:01 come on she looks like she's ready to play

4:03 on she looks like she's ready to play

4:03 on she looks like she's ready to play pool I got the C Ball here in these

4:06 pool I got the C Ball here in these

4:06 pool I got the C Ball here in these beautiful galleries amongst all of the

4:08 beautiful galleries amongst all of the

4:08 beautiful galleries amongst all of the perfectly normal Greek and Roman

4:10 perfectly normal Greek and Roman

4:10 perfectly normal Greek and Roman statuary such as you know all those nude

4:12 statuary such as you know all those nude

4:12 statuary such as you know all those nude ladies the naked guys showing off his

4:14 ladies the naked guys showing off his

4:14 ladies the naked guys showing off his CDs and really really uncomfortable yoga

4:18 CDs and really really uncomfortable yoga

4:18 CDs and really really uncomfortable yoga is a statue that I thought was just a

4:20 is a statue that I thought was just a

4:20 is a statue that I thought was just a little bit weird take a look at this now

4:26 little bit weird take a look at this now

4:26 little bit weird take a look at this now I cannot read French so I don't know if

4:29 I cannot read French so I don't know if

4:29 I cannot read French so I don't know if just every Roman child had a crazy Goose

4:31 just every Roman child had a crazy Goose

4:31 just every Roman child had a crazy Goose to play with and wrestle with and be

4:33 to play with and wrestle with and be

4:33 to play with and wrestle with and be best friends with or uh this is some

4:35 best friends with or uh this is some

4:35 best friends with or uh this is some kind of really unusual metaphor the

4:38 kind of really unusual metaphor the

4:38 kind of really unusual metaphor the baby's strangling as goose but look how

4:40 baby's strangling as goose but look how

4:40 baby's strangling as goose but look how stoked that baby is the goose not so

4:45 stoked that baby is the goose not so

4:45 stoked that baby is the goose not so much weird all right I don't want to

4:48 much weird all right I don't want to

4:48 much weird all right I don't want to pick on the Romans here but I found a

4:50 pick on the Romans here but I found a

4:50 pick on the Romans here but I found a whole bunch of other weird stuff just in

4:52 whole bunch of other weird stuff just in

4:52 whole bunch of other weird stuff just in this room alone for example what appears

4:55 this room alone for example what appears

4:55 this room alone for example what appears to be pan pulling a needle out of

4:57 to be pan pulling a needle out of

4:57 to be pan pulling a needle out of somebody's foot play Rie a weird

5:00 somebody's foot play Rie a weird

5:00 somebody's foot play Rie a weird combination human horse and fish guy

5:03 combination human horse and fish guy

5:03 combination human horse and fish guy rescuing a dude with no legs and this

5:06 rescuing a dude with no legs and this

5:06 rescuing a dude with no legs and this statue of an old man who appears to be

5:09 statue of an old man who appears to be

5:09 statue of an old man who appears to be disemboweling some sort of animal what

5:12 disemboweling some sort of animal what

5:12 disemboweling some sort of animal what sort of animal that is I can't tell you

5:14 sort of animal that is I can't tell you

5:14 sort of animal that is I can't tell you cuz that is a very weird head actually I

5:17 cuz that is a very weird head actually I

5:17 cuz that is a very weird head actually I don't care who you are that's a little

5:19 don't care who you are that's a little

5:19 don't care who you are that's a little bit weird so much art in the lop and

5:23 bit weird so much art in the lop and

5:23 bit weird so much art in the lop and also so so many stairs so many stairs by

5:28 also so so many stairs so many stairs by

5:28 also so so many stairs so many stairs by the way look at all these crazy

5:32 the way look at all these crazy

5:32 the way look at all these crazy ceilings I mean the building itself is a

5:34 ceilings I mean the building itself is a

5:34 ceilings I mean the building itself is a work of art it would take a long long

5:36 work of art it would take a long long

5:36 work of art it would take a long long long time to even spend 10 seconds

5:40 long time to even spend 10 seconds

5:40 long time to even spend 10 seconds looking at each ceiling much less each

5:50 painting but you look at that that is

5:50 painting but you look at that that is one ugly baby

5:58 Co in some of the newer galleries it's

5:58 Co in some of the newer galleries it's easy to forget that this this place was

6:00 easy to forget that this this place was

6:00 easy to forget that this this place was once a Royal Palace until you turn the

6:02 once a Royal Palace until you turn the

6:02 once a Royal Palace until you turn the corner and actually see some of the

6:05 corner and actually see some of the

6:05 corner and actually see some of the furniture that the uh kings of France

6:08 furniture that the uh kings of France

6:08 furniture that the uh kings of France used it was not that long ago in the

6:10 used it was not that long ago in the

6:10 used it was not that long ago in the scheme of things that people like you

6:12 scheme of things that people like you

6:12 scheme of things that people like you and me would have never never been

6:14 and me would have never never been

6:15 and me would have never never been allowed in here and could have never

6:17 allowed in here and could have never

6:17 allowed in here and could have never seen Treasures like this I mean we could

6:19 seen Treasures like this I mean we could

6:19 seen Treasures like this I mean we could have Li in said we were here to view the

6:21 have Li in said we were here to view the

6:21 have Li in said we were here to view the tapestries tapestries DC is a palace

6:24 tapestries tapestries DC is a palace

6:24 tapestries tapestries DC is a palace isn't it you do have tapestries this is

6:27 isn't it you do have tapestries this is

6:27 isn't it you do have tapestries this is a palace and we have many tapestries but

6:31 a palace and we have many tapestries but

6:31 a palace and we have many tapestries but if you are Scottish Lord then I am

6:33 if you are Scottish Lord then I am

6:33 if you are Scottish Lord then I am Mickey Mouse sorry my mind always goes

6:36 Mickey Mouse sorry my mind always goes

6:36 Mickey Mouse sorry my mind always goes straight to Indiana Jones now this here

6:38 straight to Indiana Jones now this here

6:38 straight to Indiana Jones now this here behind me is a portrait of King Lou the

6:41 behind me is a portrait of King Lou the

6:41 behind me is a portrait of King Lou the 14th that he originally had painted to

6:44 14th that he originally had painted to

6:44 14th that he originally had painted to send to somebody else somewhere else but

6:46 send to somebody else somewhere else but

6:46 send to somebody else somewhere else but he liked it so much he decided to keep

6:48 he liked it so much he decided to keep

6:48 he liked it so much he decided to keep it and hang it in his Palace now if you

6:51 it and hang it in his Palace now if you

6:51 it and hang it in his Palace now if you had come over to my house and I had a

6:54 had come over to my house and I had a

6:54 had come over to my house and I had a picture of myself this big hanging on

6:57 picture of myself this big hanging on

6:57 picture of myself this big hanging on the wall you would think I was a little

7:00 the wall you would think I was a little

7:00 the wall you would think I was a little bit weird but the painting itself is not

7:02 bit weird but the painting itself is not

7:02 bit weird but the painting itself is not what I think is weird check out the

7:04 what I think is weird check out the

7:04 what I think is weird check out the king's

7:10 shoes like do you think he was wearing

7:10 shoes like do you think he was wearing those cuz he was a short guy and he

7:11 those cuz he was a short guy and he

7:11 those cuz he was a short guy and he wanted to seem tall so he wore some

7:13 wanted to seem tall so he wore some

7:13 wanted to seem tall so he wore some platform shoes you got to figure if

7:15 platform shoes you got to figure if

7:15 platform shoes you got to figure if you're getting your portrait painted why

7:16 you're getting your portrait painted why

7:16 you're getting your portrait painted why not just have the guy paint you tall

7:19 not just have the guy paint you tall

7:19 not just have the guy paint you tall like who's who's going to know the

7:21 like who's who's going to know the

7:21 like who's who's going to know the difference that seems a little

7:24 difference that seems a little

7:24 difference that seems a little weird portraits of French Kings and

7:27 weird portraits of French Kings and

7:27 weird portraits of French Kings and French Emperors make sense but why is

7:29 French Emperors make sense but why is

7:29 French Emperors make sense but why is there there a portrait of Emperor

7:31 there there a portrait of Emperor

7:31 there there a portrait of Emperor Palpatine strike me down with all of

7:33 Palpatine strike me down with all of

7:33 Palpatine strike me down with all of your hatred amongst all of these

7:36 your hatred amongst all of these

7:36 your hatred amongst all of these beautiful

7:37 beautiful

7:37 beautiful paintings is

7:40 paintings is

7:40 paintings is this twins twins are always weird I yes

7:46 this twins twins are always weird I yes

7:46 this twins twins are always weird I yes A Portrait of none other than Miss

7:49 A Portrait of none other than Miss

7:49 A Portrait of none other than Miss Elizabeth Bennett and over

7:52 Elizabeth Bennett and over

7:52 Elizabeth Bennett and over here Mr

7:56 here Mr

7:56 here Mr Darcy I was about to make another Mr

7:58 Darcy I was about to make another Mr

7:59 Darcy I was about to make another Mr Darcy joke until I noticed that this

8:01 Darcy joke until I noticed that this

8:01 Darcy joke until I noticed that this guy's uh name

8:03 guy's uh name

8:03 guy's uh name apparently was legs hey how you doing

8:06 apparently was legs hey how you doing

8:06 apparently was legs hey how you doing there it's me legs I mean technically I

8:08 there it's me legs I mean technically I

8:08 there it's me legs I mean technically I don't know that his name is actually

8:09 don't know that his name is actually

8:09 don't know that his name is actually legs cuz I can't read French and I can

8:11 legs cuz I can't read French and I can

8:11 legs cuz I can't read French and I can say

8:12 say

8:12 say anything but I'm totally going to go

8:14 anything but I'm totally going to go

8:14 anything but I'm totally going to go with that guy's name is legs cuz it's

8:17 with that guy's name is legs cuz it's

8:17 with that guy's name is legs cuz it's better # art there's no

8:20 better # art there's no

8:20 better # art there's no rules

8:22 rules

8:22 rules weird the title of this painting is the

8:25 weird the title of this painting is the

8:25 weird the title of this painting is the Annoying daughter look at her she's like

8:27 Annoying daughter look at her she's like

8:27 Annoying daughter look at her she's like Hey Dad hey Dad can I have some money

8:29 Hey Dad hey Dad can I have some money

8:29 Hey Dad hey Dad can I have some money have some money please dad daddy daddy

8:33 have some money please dad daddy daddy

8:33 have some money please dad daddy daddy daddy dad dad I wish I had Sons Daddy I

8:38 daddy dad dad I wish I had Sons Daddy I

8:38 daddy dad dad I wish I had Sons Daddy I need some cream for the cracks on my

8:40 need some cream for the cracks on my

8:40 need some cream for the cracks on my face it's amazing so much art Captain

8:43 face it's amazing so much art Captain

8:43 face it's amazing so much art Captain Barbosa I it' be me Captain Barbosa y

8:47 Barbosa I it' be me Captain Barbosa y

8:47 Barbosa I it' be me Captain Barbosa y whereby Jack Sparrow I have walked past

8:49 whereby Jack Sparrow I have walked past

8:49 whereby Jack Sparrow I have walked past this King team like three or four times

8:52 this King team like three or four times

8:52 this King team like three or four times I mean it's really not that weird but to

8:54 I mean it's really not that weird but to

8:54 I mean it's really not that weird but to be honest with you it kind of creeps me

8:56 be honest with you it kind of creeps me

8:56 be honest with you it kind of creeps me out come and play with us Danny they're

8:59 out come and play with us Danny they're

8:59 out come and play with us Danny they're looking at me aren't they walk away walk

9:09 away pretty sure what's happening here

9:09 away pretty sure what's happening here is that this little angel just let this

9:11 is that this little angel just let this

9:11 is that this little angel just let this lady know she was

9:14 lady know she was

9:14 lady know she was nude finally a statue that realizes it's

9:17 nude finally a statue that realizes it's

9:17 nude finally a statue that realizes it's not wearing any clothes if you were

9:19 not wearing any clothes if you were

9:19 not wearing any clothes if you were wondering what happened to this guy's

9:20 wondering what happened to this guy's

9:20 wondering what happened to this guy's clothes don't worry they're over there

9:24 clothes don't worry they're over there

9:24 clothes don't worry they're over there here you have historic scenes of

9:25 here you have historic scenes of

9:26 here you have historic scenes of conquest and nudity fighting

9:29 conquest and nudity fighting

9:29 conquest and nudity fighting Reaching For Stuff peace pipe smoking

9:32 Reaching For Stuff peace pipe smoking

9:32 Reaching For Stuff peace pipe smoking dude with a gun and then over here in

9:34 dude with a gun and then over here in

9:34 dude with a gun and then over here in between all that there's a painting of

9:36 between all that there's a painting of

9:36 between all that there's a painting of some shellfish sitting out by a lizard

9:38 some shellfish sitting out by a lizard

9:38 some shellfish sitting out by a lizard what is this I'm trying to figure out

9:41 what is this I'm trying to figure out

9:41 what is this I'm trying to figure out just by looking at it what in the world

9:43 just by looking at it what in the world

9:43 just by looking at it what in the world happened here did some British gentleman

9:45 happened here did some British gentleman

9:45 happened here did some British gentleman chase away somebody who dropped all of

9:47 chase away somebody who dropped all of

9:47 chase away somebody who dropped all of his food and gun sir sir you might want

9:50 his food and gun sir sir you might want

9:50 his food and gun sir sir you might want to come get your Lobster before this

9:52 to come get your Lobster before this

9:52 to come get your Lobster before this lizard eats it lizard love

9:59 Lobster you know one of the weird things

9:59 Lobster you know one of the weird things I noticed earlier while I was walking

10:00 I noticed earlier while I was walking

10:00 I noticed earlier while I was walking around was this Caron if you take a

10:03 around was this Caron if you take a

10:03 around was this Caron if you take a really close look at it actually on

10:07 really close look at it actually on

10:07 really close look at it actually on second thought I'm not touching that we

10:10 second thought I'm not touching that we

10:10 second thought I'm not touching that we could talk about this guy though he is

10:12 could talk about this guy though he is

10:12 could talk about this guy though he is stabbing his own

10:16 stabbing his own

10:16 stabbing his own eye I'm just tired of seeing now that's

10:27 weird look at uh look at this

10:27 weird look at uh look at this guy I don't know who he was but he was

10:30 guy I don't know who he was but he was

10:30 guy I don't know who he was but he was somebody's

10:38 homie here is a painting of a guy

10:38 homie here is a painting of a guy between two paintings and I was at first

10:40 between two paintings and I was at first

10:40 between two paintings and I was at first going to just be like look at a painting

10:42 going to just be like look at a painting

10:42 going to just be like look at a painting of a guy sitting between two paintings

10:45 of a guy sitting between two paintings

10:45 of a guy sitting between two paintings and then I looked across and noticed

10:47 and then I looked across and noticed

10:47 and then I looked across and noticed this is one of the

10:49 this is one of the

10:49 this is one of the paintings in the painting like who who

10:54 paintings in the painting like who who

10:54 paintings in the painting like who who did that and then I looked over here and

10:56 did that and then I looked over here and

10:56 did that and then I looked over here and noticed there's the other painting

10:59 noticed there's the other painting

10:59 noticed there's the other painting see this lady right here she's just

11:01 see this lady right here she's just

11:02 see this lady right here she's just chilling over there and then you got to

11:03 chilling over there and then you got to

11:03 chilling over there and then you got to wonder they put this lady right across

11:05 wonder they put this lady right across

11:05 wonder they put this lady right across from herself in that painting but then

11:07 from herself in that painting but then

11:07 from herself in that painting but then they put the old lady way over across

11:09 they put the old lady way over across

11:09 they put the old lady way over across the room instead of putting her here

11:12 the room instead of putting her here

11:12 the room instead of putting her here this whole thing is a little weird

11:14 this whole thing is a little weird

11:14 this whole thing is a little weird actually now I'm thinking this dude

11:15 actually now I'm thinking this dude

11:15 actually now I'm thinking this dude might have painted those other paintings

11:17 might have painted those other paintings

11:17 might have painted those other paintings cuz here's a painting of that same guy

11:20 cuz here's a painting of that same guy

11:20 cuz here's a painting of that same guy painting a painting was he painting one

11:23 painting a painting was he painting one

11:23 painting a painting was he painting one of those paintings in that painting and

11:25 of those paintings in that painting and

11:25 of those paintings in that painting and then who painted this painting did he

11:26 then who painted this painting did he

11:26 then who painted this painting did he paint that painting of him

11:37 at this point all of the art is starting

11:37 at this point all of the art is starting to blur together I can no longer pick

11:40 to blur together I can no longer pick

11:40 to blur together I can no longer pick out individual pieces I am getting so

11:43 out individual pieces I am getting so

11:44 out individual pieces I am getting so overstimulated there's art everywhere

11:46 overstimulated there's art everywhere

11:46 overstimulated there's art everywhere that's art and that's art there's art on

11:48 that's art and that's art there's art on

11:48 that's art and that's art there's art on the ceiling and look look at this even

11:52 the ceiling and look look at this even

11:52 the ceiling and look look at this even the floor is art

11:55 the floor is art

11:55 the floor is art art it would take you like a hundred

11:58 art it would take you like a hundred

11:58 art it would take you like a hundred years to to stop at every piece of art

12:00 years to to stop at every piece of art

12:00 years to to stop at every piece of art in this building for like a minute 100

12:03 in this building for like a minute 100

12:03 in this building for like a minute 100 years maybe a thousand years maybe a

12:06 years maybe a thousand years maybe a

12:06 years maybe a thousand years maybe a million years I don't think I have that

12:08 million years I don't think I have that

12:08 million years I don't think I have that many years

12:14 left look at this this is the very

12:14 left look at this this is the very famous winged victory of samas statue

12:18 famous winged victory of samas statue

12:18 famous winged victory of samas statue and a lot of people are admiring it I

12:20 and a lot of people are admiring it I

12:20 and a lot of people are admiring it I have no idea why it's famous all I know

12:22 have no idea why it's famous all I know

12:22 have no idea why it's famous all I know is believe it or not this is actually

12:25 is believe it or not this is actually

12:25 is believe it or not this is actually more famous than Selena Gomez luckily my

12:27 more famous than Selena Gomez luckily my

12:27 more famous than Selena Gomez luckily my friend Euro Myro is here who can explain

12:30 friend Euro Myro is here who can explain

12:30 friend Euro Myro is here who can explain what the heck is this yo Maestro hi so

12:33 what the heck is this yo Maestro hi so

12:33 what the heck is this yo Maestro hi so this is the wing victory of SAS and it

12:36 this is the wing victory of SAS and it

12:36 this is the wing victory of SAS and it represents uh for the ancient Greeks

12:38 represents uh for the ancient Greeks

12:38 represents uh for the ancient Greeks wind women represented Victory so this

12:41 wind women represented Victory so this

12:41 wind women represented Victory so this was used to represent a naval Victory

12:43 was used to represent a naval Victory

12:43 was used to represent a naval Victory and so you notice the top part is white

12:45 and so you notice the top part is white

12:45 and so you notice the top part is white marble and the bottom part is a gray

12:47 marble and the bottom part is a gray

12:47 marble and the bottom part is a gray marble which represents the plint so

12:49 marble which represents the plint so

12:49 marble which represents the plint so part of the boow and she's she's

12:51 part of the boow and she's she's

12:51 part of the boow and she's she's representing Landing for the victory uh

12:54 representing Landing for the victory uh

12:54 representing Landing for the victory uh it was discovered in the 19th century uh

12:57 it was discovered in the 19th century uh

12:57 it was discovered in the 19th century uh part of it is is restored the right wing

12:59 part of it is is restored the right wing

12:59 part of it is is restored the right wing here is actually restored from plaster

13:02 here is actually restored from plaster

13:02 here is actually restored from plaster but the rest of it is original what uh

13:04 but the rest of it is original what uh

13:04 but the rest of it is original what uh what happened to her head though you

13:06 what happened to her head though you

13:06 what happened to her head though you know I don't know and I should know but

13:08 know I don't know and I should know but

13:08 know I don't know and I should know but I have no idea what happened to the head

13:10 I have no idea what happened to the head

13:10 I have no idea what happened to the head but I don't think it was recovered

13:11 but I don't think it was recovered

13:11 but I don't think it was recovered luckily they found her hand and look at

13:13 luckily they found her hand and look at

13:13 luckily they found her hand and look at it it kind of looks just a little bit

13:16 it it kind of looks just a little bit

13:16 it it kind of looks just a little bit like she's flipping somebody off it does

13:18 like she's flipping somebody off it does

13:18 like she's flipping somebody off it does luckily maybe she's pissed because she

13:20 luckily maybe she's pissed because she

13:20 luckily maybe she's pissed because she she lost her

13:25 head

13:25 head weird we have now entered the Apollo

13:28 weird we have now entered the Apollo

13:28 weird we have now entered the Apollo gallery

13:29 gallery

13:30 gallery look at how ornate and crazy this room

13:32 look at how ornate and crazy this room

13:32 look at how ornate and crazy this room is this is what I imagine the whole

13:34 is this is what I imagine the whole

13:34 is this is what I imagine the whole building must have looked like when the

13:35 building must have looked like when the

13:35 building must have looked like when the kings and queens were hanging out in

13:36 kings and queens were hanging out in

13:36 kings and queens were hanging out in here it's kind of dark and creepy in

13:38 here it's kind of dark and creepy in

13:38 here it's kind of dark and creepy in here now that the sun is going down but

13:40 here now that the sun is going down but

13:40 here now that the sun is going down but look at the ceiling they do not have

13:42 look at the ceiling they do not have

13:42 look at the ceiling they do not have anything like this in Orange County

13:44 anything like this in Orange County

13:44 anything like this in Orange County California what I'm from believe me I

13:47 California what I'm from believe me I

13:47 California what I'm from believe me I have just so many questions about this

13:48 have just so many questions about this

13:48 have just so many questions about this room but what I really want to know is

13:51 room but what I really want to know is

13:51 room but what I really want to know is what the heck is that you got these

13:54 what the heck is that you got these

13:54 what the heck is that you got these dudes on either side choking each other

13:56 dudes on either side choking each other

13:56 dudes on either side choking each other and then in the center you have the Lion

13:58 and then in the center you have the Lion

13:58 and then in the center you have the Lion King

13:59 King

13:59 King giving birth to snakes in a bowl of

14:03 giving birth to snakes in a bowl of

14:03 giving birth to snakes in a bowl of ritual weirdness also he has a basket of

14:07 ritual weirdness also he has a basket of

14:07 ritual weirdness also he has a basket of fruit on his head and he has no body and

14:09 fruit on his head and he has no body and

14:09 fruit on his head and he has no body and he's just sort of chilling there like a

14:10 he's just sort of chilling there like a

14:10 he's just sort of chilling there like a lion face with hair and then what's even

14:13 lion face with hair and then what's even

14:13 lion face with hair and then what's even weirder is look at the painting above

14:15 weirder is look at the painting above

14:15 weirder is look at the painting above him that is a guy shooting arrows in

14:17 him that is a guy shooting arrows in

14:17 him that is a guy shooting arrows in some sort of water snake thing that

14:19 some sort of water snake thing that

14:19 some sort of water snake thing that killed a lady oh and just when I thought

14:22 killed a lady oh and just when I thought

14:22 killed a lady oh and just when I thought this room couldn't get any more

14:24 this room couldn't get any more

14:24 this room couldn't get any more overwhelming look at this that is the

14:27 overwhelming look at this that is the

14:27 overwhelming look at this that is the actual crown of Louie the 15th a real

14:32 actual crown of Louie the 15th a real

14:32 actual crown of Louie the 15th a real live King wore that thing on his head

14:35 live King wore that thing on his head

14:35 live King wore that thing on his head and those are real diamonds and rubies

14:36 and those are real diamonds and rubies

14:36 and those are real diamonds and rubies and emeralds all over that where do you

14:38 and emeralds all over that where do you

14:39 and emeralds all over that where do you even get a diamond like that there's no

14:41 even get a diamond like that there's no

14:41 even get a diamond like that there's no way you're picking up one of those at

14:42 way you're picking up one of those at

14:42 way you're picking up one of those at the mall wait a minute you don't

14:47 the mall wait a minute you don't

14:47 the mall wait a minute you don't think you don't think they're blood

14:49 think you don't think they're blood

14:49 think you don't think they're blood diamonds do you remember the part where

14:51 diamonds do you remember the part where

14:51 diamonds do you remember the part where Leonardo DiCaprio

14:54 Leonardo DiCaprio

14:54 Leonardo DiCaprio died you killed Leonardo DiCaprio Lou

14:58 died you killed Leonardo DiCaprio Lou

14:58 died you killed Leonardo DiCaprio Lou the 15th I mean that's a king's crown

15:01 the 15th I mean that's a king's crown

15:01 the 15th I mean that's a king's crown there's a king's crown in here that's

15:03 there's a king's crown in here that's

15:04 there's a king's crown in here that's weird also there's a weird bull right

15:07 weird also there's a weird bull right

15:07 weird also there's a weird bull right there so you can tell your

15:16 grandma whoa check this out here we have

15:16 grandma whoa check this out here we have a statue of a lion playing basketball I

15:21 a statue of a lion playing basketball I

15:21 a statue of a lion playing basketball I love me some bball

15:24 love me some bball

15:24 love me some bball oh I'm the best piece of art in this

15:27 oh I'm the best piece of art in this

15:27 oh I'm the best piece of art in this Museum oh hello whatever you know

15:31 Museum oh hello whatever you know

15:31 Museum oh hello whatever you know there's other people in here besides you

15:34 there's other people in here besides you

15:34 there's other people in here besides you not other people who

15:41 matter are you kidding was he kidding me

15:41 matter are you kidding was he kidding me with that are you serious are you

15:44 with that are you serious are you

15:44 with that are you serious are you kidding me rude these guys are like here

15:47 kidding me rude these guys are like here

15:47 kidding me rude these guys are like here take these swords we don't even want

15:49 take these swords we don't even want

15:49 take these swords we don't even want them anymore and this guy's getting like

15:51 them anymore and this guy's getting like

15:51 them anymore and this guy's getting like oh those are sharp see art is easy I

15:55 oh those are sharp see art is easy I

15:55 oh those are sharp see art is easy I know about art

16:10 this is a guy who just realized that his

16:10 this is a guy who just realized that his wife has been dead right there for a

16:14 wife has been dead right there for a

16:14 wife has been dead right there for a while you ever do that thing where like

16:17 while you ever do that thing where like

16:17 while you ever do that thing where like you go to work and you're doing a great

16:19 you go to work and you're doing a great

16:19 you go to work and you're doing a great job and your day is going well and

16:21 job and your day is going well and

16:22 job and your day is going well and you're fighting and you're a warrior but

16:24 you're fighting and you're a warrior but

16:24 you're fighting and you're a warrior but then at some point you realize you

16:26 then at some point you realize you

16:26 then at some point you realize you forgot to wear your pants

16:30 forgot to wear your pants

16:30 forgot to wear your pants that sounds familiar we got a painting

16:32 that sounds familiar we got a painting

16:32 that sounds familiar we got a painting for you right here hey dude it's me

16:34 for you right here hey dude it's me

16:34 for you right here hey dude it's me Keana reev and I totally forgot my past

16:37 Keana reev and I totally forgot my past

16:37 Keana reev and I totally forgot my past I don't even mind I enjoy this Breeze

16:41 I don't even mind I enjoy this Breeze

16:41 I don't even mind I enjoy this Breeze I'm enjoying the view oh yeah this

16:45 I'm enjoying the view oh yeah this

16:45 I'm enjoying the view oh yeah this painting is so weird I'm a

16:49 painting is so weird I'm a

16:49 painting is so weird I'm a horse

16:50 horse

16:50 horse #

17:07 now what we have here is a guy who is

17:07 now what we have here is a guy who is very satisfied with his nose job I just

17:11 very satisfied with his nose job I just

17:11 very satisfied with his nose job I just love the new me mine didn't turn out so

17:16 love the new me mine didn't turn out so

17:16 love the new me mine didn't turn out so good people in ancient Egypt stood and

17:21 good people in ancient Egypt stood and

17:21 good people in ancient Egypt stood and sat very

17:24 sat very

17:24 sat very [Music]

17:26 [Music] awkwardly here we have a whole whole

17:29 awkwardly here we have a whole whole

17:29 awkwardly here we have a whole whole bunch of Egyptian sarcophagy and here is

17:33 bunch of Egyptian sarcophagy and here is

17:33 bunch of Egyptian sarcophagy and here is a particularly fine example but I

17:35 a particularly fine example but I

17:35 a particularly fine example but I noticed something a little bit weird

17:38 noticed something a little bit weird

17:38 noticed something a little bit weird about this one check out the size of

17:41 about this one check out the size of

17:41 about this one check out the size of those

17:42 those

17:42 those feet I am not sure what this person died

17:46 feet I am not sure what this person died

17:46 feet I am not sure what this person died of but one thing is for sure once they

17:48 of but one thing is for sure once they

17:48 of but one thing is for sure once they were gone those were some mighty big

17:51 were gone those were some mighty big

17:51 were gone those were some mighty big shoes to fill and those things are weird

18:10 I don't even think I need to explain

18:10 I don't even think I need to explain this one do

18:11 this one do

18:11 this one do I this is just

18:14 I this is just

18:14 I this is just weird here we have a whole room of

18:18 weird here we have a whole room of

18:18 weird here we have a whole room of mummified animals you have cat mummies

18:22 mummified animals you have cat mummies

18:22 mummified animals you have cat mummies dog mummies fish mummies mummified

18:25 dog mummies fish mummies mummified

18:25 dog mummies fish mummies mummified Falcons and maybe the weirdest of all

18:28 Falcons and maybe the weirdest of all

18:28 Falcons and maybe the weirdest of all look at this

18:29 look at this

18:29 look at this goat Mommy I mean I can understand the

18:32 goat Mommy I mean I can understand the

18:32 goat Mommy I mean I can understand the cats everybody loves their cats but who

18:34 cats everybody loves their cats but who

18:34 cats everybody loves their cats but who mummifies their goat come on Billy

18:37 mummifies their goat come on Billy

18:37 mummifies their goat come on Billy you're coming with me just me and my

18:40 you're coming with me just me and my

18:40 you're coming with me just me and my goat sharing the afterlife

18:43 goat sharing the afterlife

18:43 goat sharing the afterlife forever and ever and ever

18:47 forever and ever and ever

18:47 forever and ever and ever forever and ever and ever

18:50 forever and ever and ever forever and ever

18:52 forever and ever

18:52 forever and ever and I don't care who you are or where

18:55 and I don't care who you are or where

18:55 and I don't care who you are or where you come from that is Weir we everywhere

19:00 you come from that is Weir we everywhere

19:00 you come from that is Weir we everywhere you look it's art AR art so you can see

19:03 you look it's art AR art so you can see

19:03 you look it's art AR art so you can see there's no way to fit all of this art

19:06 there's no way to fit all of this art

19:06 there's no way to fit all of this art into one visit much less one video here

19:09 into one visit much less one video here

19:09 into one visit much less one video here at the Lou so hopefully one day we'll

19:11 at the Lou so hopefully one day we'll

19:11 at the Lou so hopefully one day we'll get to come back and explore even more

19:13 get to come back and explore even more

19:13 get to come back and explore even more Treasures because we've only scratch the

19:15 Treasures because we've only scratch the

19:15 Treasures because we've only scratch the surface but for now I got to get out of

19:17 surface but for now I got to get out of

19:17 surface but for now I got to get out of this place before my eyes see one more

19:20 this place before my eyes see one more

19:20 this place before my eyes see one more piece of art and my brain explodes oh my

19:23 piece of art and my brain explodes oh my

19:23 piece of art and my brain explodes oh my gosh that woman's holding a Mona Lisa

19:24 gosh that woman's holding a Mona Lisa

19:24 gosh that woman's holding a Mona Lisa postcard that's art no more thank

19:27 postcard that's art no more thank

19:27 postcard that's art no more thank goodness we escap the art anyway thank

19:30 goodness we escap the art anyway thank

19:30 goodness we escap the art anyway thank you for joining me on this visit to the

19:32 you for joining me on this visit to the

19:32 you for joining me on this visit to the world's greatest Art Museum the Lou here

19:35 world's greatest Art Museum the Lou here

19:35 world's greatest Art Museum the Lou here in Paris fors make sure to check out our

19:38 in Paris fors make sure to check out our

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19:46 our weird t-shirts and I'll see you guys

19:46 our weird t-shirts and I'll see you guys in random land bye-bye

19:49 in random land bye-bye

19:49 in random land bye-bye [Music]

20:09 it's just really cool to see whole

20:09 it's just really cool to see whole familyes painted here here you have

20:10 familyes painted here here you have

20:10 familyes painted here here you have Grandpa and then you have Dad over here

20:13 Grandpa and then you have Dad over here

20:13 Grandpa and then you have Dad over here and then your

20:23 horse so my friend her on my sure from

20:23 horse so my friend her on my sure from Periscope here and I have been admiring

20:25 Periscope here and I have been admiring

20:26 Periscope here and I have been admiring this painting up here which look at

20:28 this painting up here which look at

20:28 this painting up here which look at these dark dark and old school looking

20:30 these dark dark and old school looking

20:30 these dark dark and old school looking paintings if you look up at this one

20:31 paintings if you look up at this one

20:31 paintings if you look up at this one though it really looks coloration wise

20:34 though it really looks coloration wise

20:34 though it really looks coloration wise like it should have been airbrushed on

20:36 like it should have been airbrushed on

20:36 like it should have been airbrushed on the side of a 1970s van huh what do you

20:39 the side of a 1970s van huh what do you

20:39 the side of a 1970s van huh what do you think then of course we're examining

20:40 think then of course we're examining

20:40 think then of course we're examining this Dandy underneath who uh I was just

20:43 this Dandy underneath who uh I was just

20:43 this Dandy underneath who uh I was just informed by my friend here once went to

20:47 informed by my friend here once went to

20:47 informed by my friend here once went to prison don't mess with me how do you say

20:51 prison don't mess with me how do you say

20:51 prison don't mess with me how do you say don't mess with me in French don't mess

20:53 don't mess with me in French don't mess

20:53 don't mess with me in French don't mess with me yeah how do you say that in

20:55 with me yeah how do you say that in

20:55 with me yeah how do you say that in French um I to think about that if

20:58 French um I to think about that if

20:58 French um I to think about that if somebody was coming up and getting in

20:59 somebody was coming up and getting in

20:59 somebody was coming up and getting in this guy's face in prison what would he

21:02 this guy's face in prison what would he

21:02 this guy's face in prison what would he say in

21:03 say in

21:03 say in French like get back what what what he

21:06 French like get back what what what he

21:06 French like get back what what what he say don't touch me oh but how how did

21:08 say don't touch me oh but how how did

21:08 say don't touch me oh but how how did that go in French again though it sounds

21:10 that go in French again though it sounds

21:10 that go in French again though it sounds so polite though wouldn't he say

21:12 so polite though wouldn't he say

21:12 so polite though wouldn't he say something mean

21:14 something mean

21:14 something mean like maybe something in German have you

21:17 like maybe something in German have you

21:17 like maybe something in German have you heard yeah German would be terrible

21:18 heard yeah German would be terrible

21:18 heard yeah German would be terrible German would

21:19 German would

21:19 German would be Snickers

21:26 Snickers here's a little bonus fun one

21:26 Snickers here's a little bonus fun one for those of you who like me are huge

21:28 for those of you who like me are huge

21:28 for those of you who like me are huge Mark Twain fans it's this the

21:33 Mark Twain fans it's this the

21:33 Mark Twain fans it's this the an this building right here Mark Twain

21:36 an this building right here Mark Twain

21:36 an this building right here Mark Twain slept here this used to be the Grand

21:38 slept here this used to be the Grand

21:38 slept here this used to be the Grand Hotel duu back in 1867 when he wrote the

21:41 Hotel duu back in 1867 when he wrote the

21:41 Hotel duu back in 1867 when he wrote the Innocence abroad he slept there Mark

21:44 Innocence abroad he slept there Mark

21:44 Innocence abroad he slept there Mark Twain my number one homeboy okay that's

21:47 Twain my number one homeboy okay that's

21:47 Twain my number one homeboy okay that's not related at all to the rest of this

21:49 not related at all to the rest of this

21:49 not related at all to the rest of this video but I don't care bonus right there

21:51 video but I don't care bonus right there

21:51 video but I don't care bonus right there a bonus Twain isn't that in in Twain

21:54 a bonus Twain isn't that in in Twain

21:54 a bonus Twain isn't that in in Twain insane I could make a sane River joke

21:56 insane I could make a sane River joke

21:56 insane I could make a sane River joke but I won't cuz that would be it's

21:59 but I won't cuz that would be it's

21:59 but I won't cuz that would be it's weird you know I've been in Europe for a

22:01 weird you know I've been in Europe for a

22:02 weird you know I've been in Europe for a couple of days now and I was actually

22:03 couple of days now and I was actually

22:03 couple of days now and I was actually starting to get a little homesick but

22:05 starting to get a little homesick but

22:05 starting to get a little homesick but luckily I Saw My

22:07 luckily I Saw My

22:07 luckily I Saw My Mommy that is so crazy that is

22:09 Mommy that is so crazy that is

22:10 Mommy that is so crazy that is legitimately an ancient dead body and

22:13 legitimately an ancient dead body and

22:13 legitimately an ancient dead body and right here you have a guy who's like

22:16 right here you have a guy who's like

22:16 right here you have a guy who's like super into dead bodies which is really

22:21 super into dead bodies which is really

22:21 super into dead bodies which is really weird man I see why it's called The Book

22:23 weird man I see why it's called The Book

22:23 weird man I see why it's called The Book of the Dead it's so long if you read the

22:26 of the Dead it's so long if you read the

22:26 of the Dead it's so long if you read the whole thing you'd be bored to death

22:29 whole thing you'd be bored to death

22:29 whole thing you'd be bored to death right reading who does that you know

22:32 right reading who does that you know

22:32 right reading who does that you know there's a lot of good information in the

22:34 there's a lot of good information in the

22:34 there's a lot of good information in the Book of the Dead here my eye just keep

22:36 Book of the Dead here my eye just keep

22:36 Book of the Dead here my eye just keep being drawn back to these

22:38 being drawn back to these

22:38 being drawn back to these snakes

22:40 snakes

22:40 snakes snake there's just something sexy about

22:49 snakes so many visitors to the L want to

22:49 snakes so many visitors to the L want to get a fun pick with their finger on the

22:51 get a fun pick with their finger on the

22:51 get a fun pick with their finger on the top and they've actually set up boxes

22:53 top and they've actually set up boxes

22:53 top and they've actually set up boxes out here for people to stand on so they

22:56 out here for people to stand on so they

22:56 out here for people to stand on so they can get their finger up here just get

22:57 can get their finger up here just get

22:57 can get their finger up here just get the perfect angle what a fun one fun

23:07 pick

23:07 pick forever and ever and ever forever and

23:12 forever and ever and ever forever and

23:29 and hey it's me the on Alicia you've

23:29 and hey it's me the on Alicia you've done your duty and you can go home and

23:32 done your duty and you can go home and

23:32 done your duty and you can go home and sleep well

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