I Sat on Letterman’s Desk

0:01 Well, good afternoon and what a lovely

0:01 Well, good afternoon and what a lovely afternoon it is here from Hollywood,

0:05 afternoon it is here from Hollywood,

0:05 afternoon it is here from Hollywood, California. Not the city of Hollywood

0:07 California. Not the city of Hollywood

0:07 California. Not the city of Hollywood necessarily, but Universal Studios

0:09 necessarily, but Universal Studios

0:09 necessarily, but Universal Studios Hollywood. I'm up here at the mall just

0:11 Hollywood. I'm up here at the mall just

0:11 Hollywood. I'm up here at the mall just outside of Universal Studios at the

0:13 outside of Universal Studios at the

0:13 outside of Universal Studios at the world famous CityWalk. And check this

0:15 world famous CityWalk. And check this

0:16 world famous CityWalk. And check this out. Right here in front of the

0:16 out. Right here in front of the

0:16 out. Right here in front of the Universal Cinema, there's a little

0:18 Universal Cinema, there's a little

0:18 Universal Cinema, there's a little promotional display set up for Jurassic

0:21 promotional display set up for Jurassic

0:21 promotional display set up for Jurassic World Rebirth. This just came out in the

0:23 World Rebirth. This just came out in the

0:23 World Rebirth. This just came out in the theaters. I still have not seen it yet.

0:25 theaters. I still have not seen it yet.

0:25 theaters. I still have not seen it yet. I'm actually very behind in my Jurassic

0:28 I'm actually very behind in my Jurassic

0:28 I'm actually very behind in my Jurassic World movie viewings, but anytime I see

0:30 World movie viewings, but anytime I see

0:30 World movie viewings, but anytime I see a giant anything, it gets my blood

0:32 a giant anything, it gets my blood

0:32 a giant anything, it gets my blood pumping. And would you look at the sh of

0:35 pumping. And would you look at the sh of

0:35 pumping. And would you look at the sh of that thing? Now, I believe what that is

0:37 that thing? Now, I believe what that is

0:37 that thing? Now, I believe what that is is a kettzel quotas. I can never

0:39 is a kettzel quotas. I can never

0:39 is a kettzel quotas. I can never pronounce that correctly. A terasaur.

0:41 pronounce that correctly. A terasaur.

0:41 pronounce that correctly. A terasaur. Kind of looks like the work of my

0:42 Kind of looks like the work of my

0:42 Kind of looks like the work of my friends at Monster City Studios. That's

0:44 friends at Monster City Studios. That's

0:44 friends at Monster City Studios. That's a heck of a promotional piece between

0:45 a heck of a promotional piece between

0:45 a heck of a promotional piece between the Jurassic 7-Eleven we saw the other

0:47 the Jurassic 7-Eleven we saw the other

0:47 the Jurassic 7-Eleven we saw the other day and this. I'm really starting to

0:48 day and this. I'm really starting to

0:48 day and this. I'm really starting to want to see that movie. I'm not going

0:50 want to see that movie. I'm not going

0:50 want to see that movie. I'm not going back into Universal Studios today. I

0:52 back into Universal Studios today. I

0:52 back into Universal Studios today. I mean, what do they got in there? King

0:53 mean, what do they got in there? King

0:53 mean, what do they got in there? King Kong. I'm just sort of up here at

0:54 Kong. I'm just sort of up here at

0:54 Kong. I'm just sort of up here at CityWalk stalling for time. Although I

0:56 CityWalk stalling for time. Although I

0:56 CityWalk stalling for time. Although I am up here in Hollywood for sort of show

0:59 am up here in Hollywood for sort of show

0:59 am up here in Hollywood for sort of show business related reasons. First, really

1:00 business related reasons. First, really

1:00 business related reasons. First, really quick, let's pop into it Sugar because I

1:02 quick, let's pop into it Sugar because I

1:02 quick, let's pop into it Sugar because I almost never come in here. And look at

1:03 almost never come in here. And look at

1:03 almost never come in here. And look at that, dude. Look at the freaking Wizard

1:06 that, dude. Look at the freaking Wizard

1:06 that, dude. Look at the freaking Wizard of Oz characters. All made out of jelly

1:10 of Oz characters. All made out of jelly

1:10 of Oz characters. All made out of jelly bellies. I have no idea what the faces

1:12 bellies. I have no idea what the faces

1:12 bellies. I have no idea what the faces are made out of. Those are clearly not

1:13 are made out of. Those are clearly not

1:13 are made out of. Those are clearly not jelly bellies. But look at all the

1:15 jelly bellies. But look at all the

1:15 jelly bellies. But look at all the outfits and everything. Toto's not a

1:18 outfits and everything. Toto's not a

1:18 outfits and everything. Toto's not a jelly belly. Maybe he's chocolate or

1:19 jelly belly. Maybe he's chocolate or

1:19 jelly belly. Maybe he's chocolate or something. That's amazing. Something

1:21 something. That's amazing. Something

1:21 something. That's amazing. Something about giant fiberglass characters, even

1:25 about giant fiberglass characters, even

1:25 about giant fiberglass characters, even if I don't know exactly what they are,

1:27 if I don't know exactly what they are,

1:27 if I don't know exactly what they are, just gets me going. I just like giant

1:29 just gets me going. I just like giant

1:29 just gets me going. I just like giant things. Look at that giant jelly belly

1:31 things. Look at that giant jelly belly

1:32 things. Look at that giant jelly belly right there. Look at the size of that

1:33 right there. Look at the size of that

1:33 right there. Look at the size of that thing. That's going to be a fun pick.

1:34 thing. That's going to be a fun pick.

1:34 thing. That's going to be a fun pick. They're going to send that one back home

1:35 They're going to send that one back home

1:36 They're going to send that one back home to grandma. And it's an international

1:37 to grandma. And it's an international

1:37 to grandma. And it's an international affair here in uh it's sugar or whatever

1:40 affair here in uh it's sugar or whatever

1:40 affair here in uh it's sugar or whatever cuz look at this. They got the giant

1:41 cuz look at this. They got the giant

1:41 cuz look at this. They got the giant Swedish fish. You got the giant Hawaiian

1:44 Swedish fish. You got the giant Hawaiian

1:44 Swedish fish. You got the giant Hawaiian punch kid right here. The Haribo gummy

1:47 punch kid right here. The Haribo gummy

1:47 punch kid right here. The Haribo gummy bear. There he is right there. Look at

1:50 bear. There he is right there. Look at

1:50 bear. There he is right there. Look at this guy. I don't think the ranger's

1:51 this guy. I don't think the ranger's

1:52 this guy. I don't think the ranger's going to like this yogi. I was going to

1:53 going to like this yogi. I was going to

1:53 going to like this yogi. I was going to show you these, but they're just a bunch

1:54 show you these, but they're just a bunch

1:54 show you these, but they're just a bunch of nerds. Got the sour patch kids over

1:57 of nerds. Got the sour patch kids over

1:57 of nerds. Got the sour patch kids over here. A giant M&M. And then look at this

1:59 here. A giant M&M. And then look at this

1:59 here. A giant M&M. And then look at this fell right here. And owl. How many licks

2:01 fell right here. And owl. How many licks

2:01 fell right here. And owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a

2:03 does it take to get to the center of a

2:03 does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? One, two, a three. Oh, I

2:07 Tootsie Pop? One, two, a three. Oh, I

2:07 Tootsie Pop? One, two, a three. Oh, I didn't even notice a flying monkey back

2:08 didn't even notice a flying monkey back

2:08 didn't even notice a flying monkey back here under the under the talking tree.

2:11 here under the under the talking tree.

2:11 here under the under the talking tree. Look at that. That is cool. You got Oh,

2:14 Look at that. That is cool. You got Oh,

2:14 Look at that. That is cool. You got Oh, this a good one, right? It's Glinda and

2:16 this a good one, right? It's Glinda and

2:16 this a good one, right? It's Glinda and that little globe.

2:18 that little globe.

2:18 that little globe. Pretty sweet. Oh, pretty sweet. There

2:20 Pretty sweet. Oh, pretty sweet. There

2:20 Pretty sweet. Oh, pretty sweet. There was no pun intended there, but let's let

2:22 was no pun intended there, but let's let

2:22 was no pun intended there, but let's let it stay. Let it stay. Now, like I said,

2:24 it stay. Let it stay. Now, like I said,

2:24 it stay. Let it stay. Now, like I said, what I'm doing up here is I'm stalling

2:25 what I'm doing up here is I'm stalling

2:26 what I'm doing up here is I'm stalling for time. I have to be down the hill,

2:28 for time. I have to be down the hill,

2:28 for time. I have to be down the hill, kind of at the base of the hill that

2:29 kind of at the base of the hill that

2:29 kind of at the base of the hill that Universal is on in Tuca Lake, right on

2:32 Universal is on in Tuca Lake, right on

2:32 Universal is on in Tuca Lake, right on the border of North Hollywood there to

2:34 the border of North Hollywood there to

2:34 the border of North Hollywood there to go meet up with a friend of mine that I

2:36 go meet up with a friend of mine that I

2:36 go meet up with a friend of mine that I met at the Goonies 40th anniversary. My

2:39 met at the Goonies 40th anniversary. My

2:39 met at the Goonies 40th anniversary. My buddy Jay became part of the Goonies

2:41 buddy Jay became part of the Goonies

2:41 buddy Jay became part of the Goonies crew. I don't know if you happen to

2:42 crew. I don't know if you happen to

2:42 crew. I don't know if you happen to catch those episodes or not, but I was

2:44 catch those episodes or not, but I was

2:44 catch those episodes or not, but I was up there with my good friend Adam the

2:45 up there with my good friend Adam the

2:45 up there with my good friend Adam the Woo. We've been friends for well over a

2:47 Woo. We've been friends for well over a

2:47 Woo. We've been friends for well over a decade now. There was a couple of guys

2:49 decade now. There was a couple of guys

2:49 decade now. There was a couple of guys that I had just met for the first time

2:50 that I had just met for the first time

2:50 that I had just met for the first time that day that I feel like we're going to

2:52 that day that I feel like we're going to

2:52 that day that I feel like we're going to be bonded for life now because of the

2:53 be bonded for life now because of the

2:54 be bonded for life now because of the whole Goonies experience like Adam's

2:55 whole Goonies experience like Adam's

2:55 whole Goonies experience like Adam's buddy Retro Robbie or Brandon from BC

2:59 buddy Retro Robbie or Brandon from BC

2:59 buddy Retro Robbie or Brandon from BC Delorean. I had met his dad Kevin

3:01 Delorean. I had met his dad Kevin

3:01 Delorean. I had met his dad Kevin before. And also this fella Jay Ryan.

3:04 before. And also this fella Jay Ryan.

3:04 before. And also this fella Jay Ryan. This isn't just like a Goonies reunion

3:06 This isn't just like a Goonies reunion

3:06 This isn't just like a Goonies reunion where we're doing uh just any old

3:08 where we're doing uh just any old

3:08 where we're doing uh just any old podcast or whatever. Jay's got a little

3:10 podcast or whatever. Jay's got a little

3:10 podcast or whatever. Jay's got a little twist to his podcast. He apparently

3:13 twist to his podcast. He apparently

3:13 twist to his podcast. He apparently actually owns the desk from the Late

3:16 actually owns the desk from the Late

3:16 actually owns the desk from the Late Show with David Letterman. I'm talking

3:17 Show with David Letterman. I'm talking

3:17 Show with David Letterman. I'm talking about the 1990s desk, like the famous

3:20 about the 1990s desk, like the famous

3:20 about the 1990s desk, like the famous iconic desk. So, we were talking the

3:22 iconic desk. So, we were talking the

3:22 iconic desk. So, we were talking the other day, he's like, "Yeah, you should

3:23 other day, he's like, "Yeah, you should

3:23 other day, he's like, "Yeah, you should come and do the podcast." I'm like,

3:24 come and do the podcast." I'm like,

3:24 come and do the podcast." I'm like, "Only if I can come look at that desk."

3:26 "Only if I can come look at that desk."

3:26 "Only if I can come look at that desk." Dude, are you kidding me? A double

3:27 Dude, are you kidding me? A double

3:27 Dude, are you kidding me? A double whammy. See a buddy? See a desk. So, I

3:29 whammy. See a buddy? See a desk. So, I

3:29 whammy. See a buddy? See a desk. So, I started driving up here and then maybe

3:31 started driving up here and then maybe

3:31 started driving up here and then maybe it's cuz my mind was on show business

3:33 it's cuz my mind was on show business

3:33 it's cuz my mind was on show business because of the desk. I was watching one

3:34 because of the desk. I was watching one

3:34 because of the desk. I was watching one of his episodes with Jane Leno. I

3:35 of his episodes with Jane Leno. I

3:35 of his episodes with Jane Leno. I thought, well, I got to make a pit stop

3:36 thought, well, I got to make a pit stop

3:36 thought, well, I got to make a pit stop before I just go straight into that,

3:39 before I just go straight into that,

3:39 before I just go straight into that, right? And I thought, what's more show

3:40 right? And I thought, what's more show

3:40 right? And I thought, what's more show business than Universal Studios? I was

3:42 business than Universal Studios? I was

3:42 business than Universal Studios? I was like, come walk around the Citywalk just

3:44 like, come walk around the Citywalk just

3:44 like, come walk around the Citywalk just a bit and then we'll head down the hill

3:45 a bit and then we'll head down the hill

3:46 a bit and then we'll head down the hill and go see this desk. I don't know how

3:48 and go see this desk. I don't know how

3:48 and go see this desk. I don't know how many of you are into late night talk

3:50 many of you are into late night talk

3:50 many of you are into late night talk shows now, right? I mean, they still

3:52 shows now, right? I mean, they still

3:52 shows now, right? I mean, they still have the Tonight Show. There's the late

3:53 have the Tonight Show. There's the late

3:53 have the Tonight Show. There's the late shows going on. Personally, I don't

3:55 shows going on. Personally, I don't

3:55 shows going on. Personally, I don't really watch any of them now. I never

3:56 really watch any of them now. I never

3:56 really watch any of them now. I never have occasion to, but I was born in the

3:58 have occasion to, but I was born in the

3:58 have occasion to, but I was born in the early8s and back in the day when I was

4:00 early8s and back in the day when I was

4:00 early8s and back in the day when I was growing up, you know, especially before

4:02 growing up, you know, especially before

4:02 growing up, you know, especially before anybody in my family had cable. Late

4:04 anybody in my family had cable. Late

4:04 anybody in my family had cable. Late night TV was the biggest thing in the

4:06 night TV was the biggest thing in the

4:06 night TV was the biggest thing in the universe. My grandmother used to uh let

4:09 universe. My grandmother used to uh let

4:09 universe. My grandmother used to uh let me stay up when I was at her house and

4:10 me stay up when I was at her house and

4:10 me stay up when I was at her house and she would watch Johnny Carson and

4:12 she would watch Johnny Carson and

4:12 she would watch Johnny Carson and afterwards she would watch David

4:13 afterwards she would watch David

4:14 afterwards she would watch David Letterman. And then when Jay Leno took

4:15 Letterman. And then when Jay Leno took

4:15 Letterman. And then when Jay Leno took over the Tonight Show, she totally

4:17 over the Tonight Show, she totally

4:17 over the Tonight Show, she totally switched. She became a traitor or an NBC

4:18 switched. She became a traitor or an NBC

4:18 switched. She became a traitor or an NBC traitor. Anyway, she switched over to

4:20 traitor. Anyway, she switched over to

4:20 traitor. Anyway, she switched over to CBS and she would always watch David

4:22 CBS and she would always watch David

4:22 CBS and she would always watch David Letterman and then switch back and watch

4:25 Letterman and then switch back and watch

4:25 Letterman and then switch back and watch Conan. I was never allowed to stay up

4:26 Conan. I was never allowed to stay up

4:26 Conan. I was never allowed to stay up that late at my mom's house, you know. I

4:28 that late at my mom's house, you know. I

4:28 that late at my mom's house, you know. I was like 9 or 10 years old or something

4:30 was like 9 or 10 years old or something

4:30 was like 9 or 10 years old or something like that when that all went down. But

4:31 like that when that all went down. But

4:31 like that when that all went down. But then of course as I got older, you know,

4:33 then of course as I got older, you know,

4:33 then of course as I got older, you know, and I was allowed to stay up that late.

4:35 and I was allowed to stay up that late.

4:35 and I was allowed to stay up that late. I'd watch Letterman for myself or

4:37 I'd watch Letterman for myself or

4:37 I'd watch Letterman for myself or sometimes I think in our house we'd

4:38 sometimes I think in our house we'd

4:38 sometimes I think in our house we'd watch Jay Leno a bit. So I never like

4:40 watch Jay Leno a bit. So I never like

4:40 watch Jay Leno a bit. So I never like took a side there. I think when I was

4:41 took a side there. I think when I was

4:42 took a side there. I think when I was younger, I might have liked Leno more

4:43 younger, I might have liked Leno more

4:43 younger, I might have liked Leno more because his humor was sort of more

4:45 because his humor was sort of more

4:45 because his humor was sort of more accessible. I always had the feeling

4:46 accessible. I always had the feeling

4:46 accessible. I always had the feeling like David Letterman is saying something

4:48 like David Letterman is saying something

4:48 like David Letterman is saying something clever here and I don't understand it.

4:49 clever here and I don't understand it.

4:49 clever here and I don't understand it. But then as I got older, of course, I

4:51 But then as I got older, of course, I

4:51 But then as I got older, of course, I was like, "Oh, David Letterman, he's

4:52 was like, "Oh, David Letterman, he's

4:52 was like, "Oh, David Letterman, he's freaking hilarious. A genius, right? A

4:54 freaking hilarious. A genius, right? A

4:54 freaking hilarious. A genius, right? A true original." But of course for me

4:55 true original." But of course for me

4:55 true original." But of course for me growing up, just cuz the generation I'm

4:57 growing up, just cuz the generation I'm

4:57 growing up, just cuz the generation I'm in, I think my guy was always Conan. So

4:59 in, I think my guy was always Conan. So

4:59 in, I think my guy was always Conan. So later on, of course, I was always team

5:01 later on, of course, I was always team

5:01 later on, of course, I was always team Coco. And in fact, the one late night

5:04 Coco. And in fact, the one late night

5:04 Coco. And in fact, the one late night taping I have ever been to here in LA

5:07 taping I have ever been to here in LA

5:07 taping I have ever been to here in LA cuz yeah, I grew up in Southern

5:08 cuz yeah, I grew up in Southern

5:08 cuz yeah, I grew up in Southern California and they're always filming

5:09 California and they're always filming

5:09 California and they're always filming movies and TV shows down here. And of

5:11 movies and TV shows down here. And of

5:11 movies and TV shows down here. And of course, when anyone visits from out of

5:13 course, when anyone visits from out of

5:13 course, when anyone visits from out of state, they want to go to tapings and

5:14 state, they want to go to tapings and

5:14 state, they want to go to tapings and lots of people I knew went to show

5:16 lots of people I knew went to show

5:16 lots of people I knew went to show tapings, the Price is Right or whatever.

5:17 tapings, the Price is Right or whatever.

5:17 tapings, the Price is Right or whatever. The one show I ever went on or really

5:19 The one show I ever went on or really

5:20 The one show I ever went on or really ever went to as a guest was the Conan

5:22 ever went to as a guest was the Conan

5:22 ever went to as a guest was the Conan O'Brien show when it was over at the

5:25 O'Brien show when it was over at the

5:25 O'Brien show when it was over at the Warner Brothers lot. I think Melissa

5:27 Warner Brothers lot. I think Melissa

5:27 Warner Brothers lot. I think Melissa McCarthy might have been the guest. This

5:28 McCarthy might have been the guest. This

5:28 McCarthy might have been the guest. This is right around the time of Bridesmaid.

5:30 is right around the time of Bridesmaid.

5:30 is right around the time of Bridesmaid. Sometime around then, a buddy of mine

5:32 Sometime around then, a buddy of mine

5:32 Sometime around then, a buddy of mine had been on the show that actually kind

5:34 had been on the show that actually kind

5:34 had been on the show that actually kind of featured him being in the audience

5:35 of featured him being in the audience

5:35 of featured him being in the audience wearing my band's t-shirt. And I just

5:37 wearing my band's t-shirt. And I just

5:37 wearing my band's t-shirt. And I just wanted to go back and uh and see if I

5:39 wanted to go back and uh and see if I

5:40 wanted to go back and uh and see if I could meet Conan or whatever. But I

5:41 could meet Conan or whatever. But I

5:41 could meet Conan or whatever. But I guess he was kind of shy. He never came

5:42 guess he was kind of shy. He never came

5:42 guess he was kind of shy. He never came out and met anyone. But I did go to that

5:44 out and met anyone. But I did go to that

5:44 out and met anyone. But I did go to that one taping. So, one taping I sat through

5:46 one taping. So, one taping I sat through

5:46 one taping. So, one taping I sat through and then the one movie I sat through

5:48 and then the one movie I sat through

5:48 and then the one movie I sat through being an extra, like a paid extra where

5:50 being an extra, like a paid extra where

5:50 being an extra, like a paid extra where you show up, they put you in some

5:51 you show up, they put you in some

5:51 you show up, they put you in some wardrobe, you know, and sort of stayed

5:53 wardrobe, you know, and sort of stayed

5:53 wardrobe, you know, and sort of stayed up all night for the night shoot. I was

5:55 up all night for the night shoot. I was

5:55 up all night for the night shoot. I was actually supposed to be in the

5:56 actually supposed to be in the

5:56 actually supposed to be in the background of the movie where you could

5:57 background of the movie where you could

5:57 background of the movie where you could see me was this movie called a Torque

5:59 see me was this movie called a Torque

5:59 see me was this movie called a Torque with Jamie Presley and what like Ice

6:01 with Jamie Presley and what like Ice

6:01 with Jamie Presley and what like Ice Cube or somebody. They were trying to

6:02 Cube or somebody. They were trying to

6:02 Cube or somebody. They were trying to make a motorcycle version of the Fast

6:04 make a motorcycle version of the Fast

6:04 make a motorcycle version of the Fast and Furious films and they cut the scene

6:07 and Furious films and they cut the scene

6:07 and Furious films and they cut the scene that I was in and my ex-fined

6:10 that I was in and my ex-fined

6:10 that I was in and my ex-fined scene, the same scene and it was cut.

6:12 scene, the same scene and it was cut.

6:12 scene, the same scene and it was cut. Dang it. So, until my friend Tom Develin

6:14 Dang it. So, until my friend Tom Develin

6:14 Dang it. So, until my friend Tom Develin started making crazy bee horror movies

6:16 started making crazy bee horror movies

6:16 started making crazy bee horror movies for Tuby and stuff, I was really never

6:18 for Tuby and stuff, I was really never

6:18 for Tuby and stuff, I was really never in any other movies except for Torque in

6:20 in any other movies except for Torque in

6:20 in any other movies except for Torque in a deleted scene that no one ever saw. In

6:22 a deleted scene that no one ever saw. In

6:22 a deleted scene that no one ever saw. In fact, we even rented the movie Torque

6:25 fact, we even rented the movie Torque

6:25 fact, we even rented the movie Torque when it came out on DVD so we could look

6:26 when it came out on DVD so we could look

6:26 when it came out on DVD so we could look through the special features and see if

6:28 through the special features and see if

6:28 through the special features and see if we were in it. Nah, nothing doing. Our

6:30 we were in it. Nah, nothing doing. Our

6:30 we were in it. Nah, nothing doing. Our scene was so deleted, it didn't even

6:32 scene was so deleted, it didn't even

6:32 scene was so deleted, it didn't even make the deleted scenes on the home

6:35 make the deleted scenes on the home

6:35 make the deleted scenes on the home video version. So anyway, Torque did not

6:37 video version. So anyway, Torque did not

6:37 video version. So anyway, Torque did not make me a a big Hollywood star. I

6:39 make me a a big Hollywood star. I

6:39 make me a a big Hollywood star. I figured I I tried once, I shot my shot.

6:42 figured I I tried once, I shot my shot.

6:42 figured I I tried once, I shot my shot. I didn't make it in Hollywood and so I

6:44 I didn't make it in Hollywood and so I

6:44 I didn't make it in Hollywood and so I retired after Torque. I mean, who

6:45 retired after Torque. I mean, who

6:45 retired after Torque. I mean, who wouldn't? Once you've been in Torque,

6:47 wouldn't? Once you've been in Torque,

6:47 wouldn't? Once you've been in Torque, you know what else is there? By the way,

6:48 you know what else is there? By the way,

6:48 you know what else is there? By the way, can we appreciate the size of that cup

6:50 can we appreciate the size of that cup

6:50 can we appreciate the size of that cup right there? over the shine of that

6:52 right there? over the shine of that

6:52 right there? over the shine of that straw.

6:52 straw.

6:52 straw. I love CityWalk. I came here to Citywalk

6:55 I love CityWalk. I came here to Citywalk

6:55 I love CityWalk. I came here to Citywalk right here to Bubba Gump Shrimp instead

6:58 right here to Bubba Gump Shrimp instead

6:58 right here to Bubba Gump Shrimp instead of going to my prom. This is what I did

7:01 of going to my prom. This is what I did

7:01 of going to my prom. This is what I did instead of going to senior prom. My

7:03 instead of going to senior prom. My

7:03 instead of going to senior prom. My buddy Casey Logan put together a mocka

7:05 buddy Casey Logan put together a mocka

7:05 buddy Casey Logan put together a mocka prom, we called it. Like we're all all

7:07 prom, we called it. Like we're all all

7:07 prom, we called it. Like we're all all the punk rock kids, we're all going to

7:08 the punk rock kids, we're all going to

7:08 the punk rock kids, we're all going to go hang out at the Citywalk over here

7:10 go hang out at the Citywalk over here

7:10 go hang out at the Citywalk over here and pre pretend we're at prom or make

7:12 and pre pretend we're at prom or make

7:12 and pre pretend we're at prom or make fun of the people that are at the prom.

7:13 fun of the people that are at the prom.

7:13 fun of the people that are at the prom. And every once in a while, ever since I

7:15 And every once in a while, ever since I

7:15 And every once in a while, ever since I get this terrible feeling, you know,

7:17 get this terrible feeling, you know,

7:17 get this terrible feeling, you know, like something's missing. I check my

7:19 like something's missing. I check my

7:19 like something's missing. I check my purse. I check my keys. I count my kids.

7:21 purse. I check my keys. I count my kids.

7:21 purse. I check my keys. I count my kids. I go crazy. And then I realize nothing

7:24 I go crazy. And then I realize nothing

7:24 I go crazy. And then I realize nothing is missing. It's all just a side effect

7:25 is missing. It's all just a side effect

7:26 is missing. It's all just a side effect from never going to my prom. I did go to

7:28 from never going to my prom. I did go to

7:28 from never going to my prom. I did go to the senior prom when I was a sophomore

7:30 the senior prom when I was a sophomore

7:30 the senior prom when I was a sophomore with a freshman named Cindy Cox. Then

7:32 with a freshman named Cindy Cox. Then

7:32 with a freshman named Cindy Cox. Then when I got to the prom on the Queen

7:34 when I got to the prom on the Queen

7:34 when I got to the prom on the Queen Mary, she ditched me for another guy.

7:36 Mary, she ditched me for another guy.

7:36 Mary, she ditched me for another guy. Wow. I'm not bitter, though. I think

7:38 Wow. I'm not bitter, though. I think

7:38 Wow. I'm not bitter, though. I think about it every day of my life, but I'm

7:39 about it every day of my life, but I'm

7:39 about it every day of my life, but I'm not bitter. Anyway, look at this. The

7:40 not bitter. Anyway, look at this. The

7:40 not bitter. Anyway, look at this. The middle of the summer. The citywalk is

7:42 middle of the summer. The citywalk is

7:42 middle of the summer. The citywalk is pretty darn quiet. I mean, obviously the

7:44 pretty darn quiet. I mean, obviously the

7:44 pretty darn quiet. I mean, obviously the park is going right now, so most people

7:46 park is going right now, so most people

7:46 park is going right now, so most people are in the park, but very quiet. And

7:48 are in the park, but very quiet. And

7:48 are in the park, but very quiet. And I've noticed a lot of a lot of stuff

7:49 I've noticed a lot of a lot of stuff

7:49 I've noticed a lot of a lot of stuff closing at the Citywalk. And it makes me

7:52 closing at the Citywalk. And it makes me

7:52 closing at the Citywalk. And it makes me wonder, are they slowly making room,

7:54 wonder, are they slowly making room,

7:54 wonder, are they slowly making room, like kicking everybody out so they can

7:56 like kicking everybody out so they can

7:56 like kicking everybody out so they can use the Citywalk for an expansion to the

7:58 use the Citywalk for an expansion to the

7:58 use the Citywalk for an expansion to the theme park, or are we in one of those

8:00 theme park, or are we in one of those

8:00 theme park, or are we in one of those time periods where they're kind of

8:02 time periods where they're kind of

8:02 time periods where they're kind of letting the old Citywalk die because

8:04 letting the old Citywalk die because

8:04 letting the old Citywalk die because they're maybe re-imagining a new

8:07 they're maybe re-imagining a new

8:07 they're maybe re-imagining a new Citywalk behind the scenes, you know,

8:08 Citywalk behind the scenes, you know,

8:08 Citywalk behind the scenes, you know, thinking of new ways. Oh, Usagi Ojimbo.

8:11 thinking of new ways. Oh, Usagi Ojimbo.

8:11 thinking of new ways. Oh, Usagi Ojimbo. Love that guy. Anyway, something I've

8:13 Love that guy. Anyway, something I've

8:13 Love that guy. Anyway, something I've always wondered about. Every time I come

8:14 always wondered about. Every time I come

8:14 always wondered about. Every time I come up to the Citywalk, I'm thinking, "Why

8:16 up to the Citywalk, I'm thinking, "Why

8:16 up to the Citywalk, I'm thinking, "Why is it so quiet, though?" Dude, I'm not

8:18 is it so quiet, though?" Dude, I'm not

8:18 is it so quiet, though?" Dude, I'm not sure if it's the same store, things from

8:20 sure if it's the same store, things from

8:20 sure if it's the same store, things from another world, or if it was a different

8:21 another world, or if it was a different

8:21 another world, or if it was a different store back then, but I remember coming

8:23 store back then, but I remember coming

8:23 store back then, but I remember coming to the Citywalk in the '9s and being

8:25 to the Citywalk in the '9s and being

8:26 to the Citywalk in the '9s and being blown away by the comic store and seeing

8:28 blown away by the comic store and seeing

8:28 blown away by the comic store and seeing like life-size R2-D2s and a life-siz

8:31 like life-size R2-D2s and a life-siz

8:32 like life-size R2-D2s and a life-siz Stormtrooper or Batman. I'd never seen

8:34 Stormtrooper or Batman. I'd never seen

8:34 Stormtrooper or Batman. I'd never seen stuff like that before. You know, fandom

8:35 stuff like that before. You know, fandom

8:35 stuff like that before. You know, fandom back then is not what it is today. Now,

8:38 back then is not what it is today. Now,

8:38 back then is not what it is today. Now, I feel like it's pretty common to see

8:39 I feel like it's pretty common to see

8:40 I feel like it's pretty common to see like a life-siz Iron Man like this or

8:41 like a life-siz Iron Man like this or

8:42 like a life-siz Iron Man like this or something. Or a giant One Piece action

8:44 something. Or a giant One Piece action

8:44 something. Or a giant One Piece action figure or Batman and Harley Quinn over

8:46 figure or Batman and Harley Quinn over

8:46 figure or Batman and Harley Quinn over here in the window. You just never saw

8:48 here in the window. You just never saw

8:48 here in the window. You just never saw anything like that growing up back in

8:50 anything like that growing up back in

8:50 anything like that growing up back in the day. Maybe at a movie theater in the

8:52 the day. Maybe at a movie theater in the

8:52 the day. Maybe at a movie theater in the lobby, you know, maybe. So, I'm stoked

8:53 lobby, you know, maybe. So, I'm stoked

8:53 lobby, you know, maybe. So, I'm stoked that there's still a comic book store

8:55 that there's still a comic book store

8:55 that there's still a comic book store here or like a comic related store. And

8:56 here or like a comic related store. And

8:56 here or like a comic related store. And then across the way, you got the

8:57 then across the way, you got the

8:57 then across the way, you got the celebrity authentics place with the

8:59 celebrity authentics place with the

9:00 celebrity authentics place with the autographed collectibles. I feel like

9:02 autographed collectibles. I feel like

9:02 autographed collectibles. I feel like I'm always skeptical of those places.

9:03 I'm always skeptical of those places.

9:03 I'm always skeptical of those places. Like, was it really signed by Michael J.

9:05 Like, was it really signed by Michael J.

9:06 Like, was it really signed by Michael J. Fox or whatever? But if one's going to

9:07 Fox or whatever? But if one's going to

9:07 Fox or whatever? But if one's going to be authentic, you figure it'd have to be

9:09 be authentic, you figure it'd have to be

9:09 be authentic, you figure it'd have to be the one at Universal Citywalk. I mean,

9:11 the one at Universal Citywalk. I mean,

9:11 the one at Universal Citywalk. I mean, some of the celebrities attend premieres

9:13 some of the celebrities attend premieres

9:13 some of the celebrities attend premieres right here across the way. And if

9:14 right here across the way. And if

9:14 right here across the way. And if anything was fake, you know, the movie

9:16 anything was fake, you know, the movie

9:16 anything was fake, you know, the movie stars, they work right down there. You

9:17 stars, they work right down there. You

9:17 stars, they work right down there. You You think they they'd call it out. So,

9:19 You think they they'd call it out. So,

9:19 You think they they'd call it out. So, this is probably the one you could

9:21 this is probably the one you could

9:21 this is probably the one you could trust. Look at that right there. You got

9:23 trust. Look at that right there. You got

9:23 trust. Look at that right there. You got a signed Back to the Future Part Two

9:25 a signed Back to the Future Part Two

9:25 a signed Back to the Future Part Two hoverboard. You got the signed Michael

9:28 hoverboard. You got the signed Michael

9:28 hoverboard. You got the signed Michael J. Fox, Marty McFly, futuristic 2015

9:31 J. Fox, Marty McFly, futuristic 2015

9:31 J. Fox, Marty McFly, futuristic 2015 Nikes. You got this. A lot of cool stuff

9:33 Nikes. You got this. A lot of cool stuff

9:34 Nikes. You got this. A lot of cool stuff in there. There you go. Another

9:35 in there. There you go. Another

9:35 in there. There you go. Another life-size Batman.

9:38 life-size Batman.

9:38 life-size Batman. Ooh, look at that. No, no, that is not

9:39 Ooh, look at that. No, no, that is not

9:39 Ooh, look at that. No, no, that is not the Gibson that they're looking for. The

9:41 the Gibson that they're looking for. The

9:41 the Gibson that they're looking for. The uh guitar from, you know, the actual

9:43 uh guitar from, you know, the actual

9:43 uh guitar from, you know, the actual guitar from Back to the Future has been

9:44 guitar from Back to the Future has been

9:44 guitar from Back to the Future has been missing since they filmed the movie and

9:47 missing since they filmed the movie and

9:47 missing since they filmed the movie and they've watched a big campaign. Gibson,

9:48 they've watched a big campaign. Gibson,

9:48 they've watched a big campaign. Gibson, Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd.

9:50 Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd.

9:50 Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd. They're trying to find the original

9:52 They're trying to find the original

9:52 They're trying to find the original guitar. Apparently, they know the serial

9:54 guitar. Apparently, they know the serial

9:54 guitar. Apparently, they know the serial number and all that stuff. So, they're

9:55 number and all that stuff. So, they're

9:55 number and all that stuff. So, they're trying to find it. It's gone missing.

9:56 trying to find it. It's gone missing.

9:56 trying to find it. It's gone missing. This is just some like, you know,

9:57 This is just some like, you know,

9:57 This is just some like, you know, knockoff guitar, but there it is.

9:58 knockoff guitar, but there it is.

9:58 knockoff guitar, but there it is. There's a picture of Michael J. box

10:00 There's a picture of Michael J. box

10:00 There's a picture of Michael J. box signing, you know, uh, not an exact

10:04 signing, you know, uh, not an exact

10:04 signing, you know, uh, not an exact replica, but if you squint and you kind

10:05 replica, but if you squint and you kind

10:05 replica, but if you squint and you kind of blur your eyes, a perfect replica. So

10:07 of blur your eyes, a perfect replica. So

10:07 of blur your eyes, a perfect replica. So freaking cool, dude. Just how cool

10:09 freaking cool, dude. Just how cool

10:09 freaking cool, dude. Just how cool seeing this stuff. Every once in a

10:10 seeing this stuff. Every once in a

10:10 seeing this stuff. Every once in a while, I have to project myself back

10:11 while, I have to project myself back

10:11 while, I have to project myself back into my my 10year-old mind and just

10:14 into my my 10year-old mind and just

10:14 into my my 10year-old mind and just think how impressed I would be seeing

10:16 think how impressed I would be seeing

10:16 think how impressed I would be seeing that. By the way, I like the Robert

10:17 that. By the way, I like the Robert

10:17 that. By the way, I like the Robert Patson Batman. Did you? I thought it was

10:19 Patson Batman. Did you? I thought it was

10:19 Patson Batman. Did you? I thought it was really good. And I thought it was really

10:20 really good. And I thought it was really

10:20 really good. And I thought it was really good to see another completely different

10:22 good to see another completely different

10:22 good to see another completely different take on Batman. I always like the Frank

10:24 take on Batman. I always like the Frank

10:24 take on Batman. I always like the Frank Miller year Batman year 1, the best

10:26 Miller year Batman year 1, the best

10:26 Miller year Batman year 1, the best Batman comic of all time. They used a

10:27 Batman comic of all time. They used a

10:28 Batman comic of all time. They used a bit of that for the Christopher Nolan

10:29 bit of that for the Christopher Nolan

10:29 bit of that for the Christopher Nolan films, but to me, the first three

10:31 films, but to me, the first three

10:31 films, but to me, the first three quarters of the Twilight guys Batman

10:33 quarters of the Twilight guys Batman

10:33 quarters of the Twilight guys Batman like really hit that that vibe.

10:35 like really hit that that vibe.

10:35 like really hit that that vibe. Something away.

10:38 Something away.

10:38 Something away. Okay, I got to get out of here. I have

10:39 Okay, I got to get out of here. I have

10:39 Okay, I got to get out of here. I have no idea how long this will go or what

10:41 no idea how long this will go or what

10:41 no idea how long this will go or what else I'll be able to pack into my day up

10:44 else I'll be able to pack into my day up

10:44 else I'll be able to pack into my day up here. We'll have to see where the day

10:46 here. We'll have to see where the day

10:46 here. We'll have to see where the day takes us, but if all we see is David

10:48 takes us, but if all we see is David

10:48 takes us, but if all we see is David Letterman's old desk, it'll fully be

10:50 Letterman's old desk, it'll fully be

10:50 Letterman's old desk, it'll fully be worth it. All right, just heading back

10:52 worth it. All right, just heading back

10:52 worth it. All right, just heading back to the old ET parking lot. You guys know

10:55 to the old ET parking lot. You guys know

10:55 to the old ET parking lot. You guys know that my little wife's name is Ally.

10:57 that my little wife's name is Ally.

10:57 that my little wife's name is Ally. That's why I like ET so much cuz I like

10:59 That's why I like ET so much cuz I like

10:59 That's why I like ET so much cuz I like Aliot.

11:10 Um home. Uh wait, not home. We are

11:10 Um home. Uh wait, not home. We are headed over to my buddy's podcast, The

11:13 headed over to my buddy's podcast, The

11:13 headed over to my buddy's podcast, The Late Night Playset. I think we're even

11:16 Late Night Playset. I think we're even

11:16 Late Night Playset. I think we're even going to do the show live. Screw it.

11:17 going to do the show live. Screw it.

11:17 going to do the show live. Screw it. We'll do it live. So, I'm a little

11:19 We'll do it live. So, I'm a little

11:19 We'll do it live. So, I'm a little nervous, actually. A little nervous. I'm

11:20 nervous, actually. A little nervous. I'm

11:20 nervous, actually. A little nervous. I'm probably not allowed to show you the

11:21 probably not allowed to show you the

11:21 probably not allowed to show you the outside of where they do the show. So, I

11:24 outside of where they do the show. So, I

11:24 outside of where they do the show. So, I guess I'll meet you there. Actually,

11:27 guess I'll meet you there. Actually,

11:27 guess I'll meet you there. Actually, before I put the camera down, I should

11:28 before I put the camera down, I should

11:28 before I put the camera down, I should say this in case I forget, but I'm doing

11:30 say this in case I forget, but I'm doing

11:30 say this in case I forget, but I'm doing a little meetup situation July 11th at

11:33 a little meetup situation July 11th at

11:33 a little meetup situation July 11th at Landers Liquor Bar in Costa Mesa. My

11:35 Landers Liquor Bar in Costa Mesa. My

11:35 Landers Liquor Bar in Costa Mesa. My friend Spike is hosting like a breezeway

11:37 friend Spike is hosting like a breezeway

11:37 friend Spike is hosting like a breezeway night out there. So, his band, the Hoola

11:39 night out there. So, his band, the Hoola

11:39 night out there. So, his band, the Hoola Girls, is playing. It's 21 and up

11:40 Girls, is playing. It's 21 and up

11:40 Girls, is playing. It's 21 and up inside, but I'll be outside doing a

11:43 inside, but I'll be outside doing a

11:43 inside, but I'll be outside doing a little tiki vending selling those tiki

11:44 little tiki vending selling those tiki

11:44 little tiki vending selling those tiki masks and all that stuff. So, if you see

11:46 masks and all that stuff. So, if you see

11:46 masks and all that stuff. So, if you see this in time, come on down. Costa Mesa,

11:48 this in time, come on down. Costa Mesa,

11:48 this in time, come on down. Costa Mesa, California, July 11th. It'll be on my

11:50 California, July 11th. It'll be on my

11:50 California, July 11th. It'll be on my Instagram. you're not used to doing live

11:52 Instagram. you're not used to doing live

11:52 Instagram. you're not used to doing live things, live streams, live events or

11:55 things, live streams, live events or

11:55 things, live streams, live events or anything and I always forget to announce

11:56 anything and I always forget to announce

11:56 anything and I always forget to announce them and then all these people find out

11:58 them and then all these people find out

11:58 them and then all these people find out after I do. I'm like, "What the heck? I

12:00 after I do. I'm like, "What the heck? I

12:00 after I do. I'm like, "What the heck? I never knew that was going down." So, I

12:01 never knew that was going down." So, I

12:01 never knew that was going down." So, I trying to remember to trying to remember

12:02 trying to remember to trying to remember

12:02 trying to remember to trying to remember to remember trying to remember to

12:04 to remember trying to remember to

12:04 to remember trying to remember to remind, you know, the folks out there

12:06 remind, you know, the folks out there

12:06 remind, you know, the folks out there that that stuff is going down. Not

12:08 that that stuff is going down. Not

12:08 that that stuff is going down. Not everybody looks at Instagram these days.

12:09 everybody looks at Instagram these days.

12:09 everybody looks at Instagram these days. All right. Now, hopefully I'll see you

12:12 All right. Now, hopefully I'll see you

12:12 All right. Now, hopefully I'll see you at David Letterman's desk. Oh, dude.

12:15 at David Letterman's desk. Oh, dude.

12:15 at David Letterman's desk. Oh, dude. This is so freaking cool. Look at this.

12:19 This is so freaking cool. Look at this.

12:19 This is so freaking cool. Look at this. This is it.

12:21 This is it.

12:21 This is it. This is Dave Letterman's desk. And you

12:23 This is Dave Letterman's desk. And you

12:23 This is Dave Letterman's desk. And you said the chairs. Here's my friend Jay

12:24 said the chairs. Here's my friend Jay

12:24 said the chairs. Here's my friend Jay again.

12:24 again.

12:24 again. Hey everybody.

12:25 Hey everybody.

12:25 Hey everybody. Long time no see. Since the Goonies, the

12:27 Long time no see. Since the Goonies, the

12:27 Long time no see. Since the Goonies, the good old Goonies days like it was years

12:29 good old Goonies days like it was years

12:29 good old Goonies days like it was years ago. Yeah.

12:30 ago. Yeah.

12:30 ago. Yeah. So that's his desk from 93 to 97.

12:33 So that's his desk from 93 to 97.

12:33 So that's his desk from 93 to 97. Uh something like Yeah. 939. The early

12:35 Uh something like Yeah. 939. The early

12:35 Uh something like Yeah. 939. The early the first CBS desk. This is the first

12:37 the first CBS desk. This is the first

12:37 the first CBS desk. This is the first CBS. That's crazy. Late night and uh

12:41 CBS. That's crazy. Late night and uh

12:41 CBS. That's crazy. Late night and uh show.

12:41 show.

12:41 show. Dude, that is so wild. So freaking Bill

12:43 Dude, that is so wild. So freaking Bill

12:43 Dude, that is so wild. So freaking Bill Murray spray painted on there. Freaking

12:45 Murray spray painted on there. Freaking

12:45 Murray spray painted on there. Freaking Drew Barrymore danced on there. The

12:48 Drew Barrymore danced on there. The

12:48 Drew Barrymore danced on there. The famous Chris Farley tumbling over in the

12:49 famous Chris Farley tumbling over in the

12:49 famous Chris Farley tumbling over in the chairs. That was that was one of those

12:51 chairs. That was that was one of those

12:51 chairs. That was that was one of those two.

12:51 two.

12:51 two. No.

12:52 No.

12:52 No. Yeah,

12:53 Yeah,

12:53 Yeah, dude. That is so cool. Okay, everybody.

12:55 dude. That is so cool. Okay, everybody.

12:55 dude. That is so cool. Okay, everybody. I'll show more after we do your after we

12:57 I'll show more after we do your after we

12:57 I'll show more after we do your after we do your your show. There it is right

12:58 do your your show. There it is right

12:58 do your your show. There it is right there. So, you got to look this up. The

13:00 there. So, you got to look this up. The

13:00 there. So, you got to look this up. The late night playset. And dude, you have

13:01 late night playset. And dude, you have

13:02 late night playset. And dude, you have it. That is that's the best playet I've

13:04 it. That is that's the best playet I've

13:04 it. That is that's the best playet I've ever seen of all time. Dude, the lights.

13:06 ever seen of all time. Dude, the lights.

13:06 ever seen of all time. Dude, the lights. Oh my god. I mean, I should know you've

13:08 Oh my god. I mean, I should know you've

13:08 Oh my god. I mean, I should know you've produced like you've done a lot in in TV

13:10 produced like you've done a lot in in TV

13:10 produced like you've done a lot in in TV and stuff like that.

13:11 and stuff like that.

13:11 and stuff like that. I knew how to do real TV. So, doing a

13:12 I knew how to do real TV. So, doing a

13:12 I knew how to do real TV. So, doing a podcast was not all that stimulating and

13:14 podcast was not all that stimulating and

13:14 podcast was not all that stimulating and we weren't all that good at it. So it

13:16 we weren't all that good at it. So it

13:16 we weren't all that good at it. So it was kind of like during co I just leaned

13:17 was kind of like during co I just leaned

13:17 was kind of like during co I just leaned into the

13:19 into the

13:19 into the Well, that's a one hell of a co

13:20 Well, that's a one hell of a co

13:20 Well, that's a one hell of a co survived. It was very very Kramer's

13:22 survived. It was very very Kramer's

13:22 survived. It was very very Kramer's apartment.

13:23 apartment.

13:23 apartment. And how did you how did you get it?

13:24 And how did you how did you get it?

13:24 And how did you how did you get it? Oh, that's a story for another day.

13:26 Oh, that's a story for another day.

13:26 Oh, that's a story for another day. That's a long story.

13:28 That's a long story.

13:28 That's a long story. Yeah, it's totally legit. We've got

13:29 Yeah, it's totally legit. We've got

13:29 Yeah, it's totally legit. We've got paperwork. A museum gave it to us.

13:31 paperwork. A museum gave it to us.

13:31 paperwork. A museum gave it to us. That's so crazy.

13:33 That's so crazy.

13:34 That's so crazy. That's amazing. And Jay Lennena was here

13:35 That's amazing. And Jay Lennena was here

13:35 That's amazing. And Jay Lennena was here in one of these chairs. You did your

13:37 in one of these chairs. You did your

13:37 in one of these chairs. You did your show. This is freaking the This is the

13:38 show. This is freaking the This is the

13:38 show. This is freaking the This is the coolest. You had a lot of people, but

13:40 coolest. You had a lot of people, but

13:40 coolest. You had a lot of people, but that's just the last one I watched.

13:42 that's just the last one I watched.

13:42 that's just the last one I watched. That's so freaking cool, dude. And the

13:45 That's so freaking cool, dude. And the

13:45 That's so freaking cool, dude. And the mic is real, too, right?

13:46 mic is real, too, right?

13:46 mic is real, too, right? But that's a different story.

13:47 But that's a different story.

13:47 But that's a different story. Yeah, that's Well, that's the hard

13:48 Yeah, that's Well, that's the hard

13:48 Yeah, that's Well, that's the hard story. Yeah,

13:50 story. Yeah,

13:50 story. Yeah, that's easy. But

13:51 that's easy. But

13:51 that's easy. But Oh my gosh. I think Dave Letman spit

13:54 Oh my gosh. I think Dave Letman spit

13:54 Oh my gosh. I think Dave Letman spit still in there. Can I sniff it? That's

13:56 still in there. Can I sniff it? That's

13:56 still in there. Can I sniff it? That's awesome. We did it. We did the late

13:58 awesome. We did it. We did the late

13:58 awesome. We did it. We did the late night playset.

14:00 night playset.

14:00 night playset. I got my gifts.

14:01 I got my gifts.

14:01 I got my gifts. Got your little nifty gifties here.

14:03 Got your little nifty gifties here.

14:03 Got your little nifty gifties here. Thank you very much, Justin.

14:04 Thank you very much, Justin.

14:04 Thank you very much, Justin. Okay. I don't remember what I said

14:05 Okay. I don't remember what I said

14:05 Okay. I don't remember what I said before we did the show, but that is that

14:07 before we did the show, but that is that

14:08 before we did the show, but that is that Letterman desk

14:08 Letterman desk

14:08 Letterman desk for a record.

14:10 for a record.

14:10 for a record. Yeah. Did am I the longest lasting?

14:12 Yeah. Did am I the longest lasting?

14:12 Yeah. Did am I the longest lasting? Okay, good.

14:13 Okay, good.

14:13 Okay, good. I think so. If anybody beats me though,

14:15 I think so. If anybody beats me though,

14:15 I think so. If anybody beats me though, then I'm coming back.

14:16 then I'm coming back.

14:16 then I'm coming back. You have the title right now and we're

14:17 You have the title right now and we're

14:17 You have the title right now and we're going to keep that title.

14:18 going to keep that title.

14:18 going to keep that title. Can I lay on this desk or will I break

14:21 Can I lay on this desk or will I break

14:21 Can I lay on this desk or will I break stuff?

14:22 stuff?

14:22 stuff? Sitting on

14:23 Sitting on

14:23 Sitting on Dave, I'm sitting on your desk. What are

14:25 Dave, I'm sitting on your desk. What are

14:25 Dave, I'm sitting on your desk. What are you going to do about it? Okay, so these

14:26 you going to do about it? Okay, so these

14:26 you going to do about it? Okay, so these chairs. Wait, tell me about the chairs.

14:28 chairs. Wait, tell me about the chairs.

14:28 chairs. Wait, tell me about the chairs. Don't leave me, Jay.

14:29 Don't leave me, Jay.

14:29 Don't leave me, Jay. A lot of famous people have farted.

14:31 A lot of famous people have farted.

14:31 A lot of famous people have farted. I forgot that we were doing a whole

14:32 I forgot that we were doing a whole

14:32 I forgot that we were doing a whole another show. I thought we wrapped the

14:33 another show. I thought we wrapped the

14:33 another show. I thought we wrapped the show. We

14:34 show. We

14:34 show. We No, no, no. So, tell me about the chairs

14:36 No, no, no. So, tell me about the chairs

14:36 No, no, no. So, tell me about the chairs right here.

14:37 right here.

14:37 right here. The The desk is original. The desk is

14:39 The The desk is original. The desk is

14:39 The The desk is original. The desk is original.

14:40 original.

14:40 original. The desk is 93 to what? 97 697

14:43 The desk is 93 to what? 97 697

14:43 The desk is 93 to what? 97 697 somewhere in there. But the chairs you

14:45 somewhere in there. But the chairs you

14:45 somewhere in there. But the chairs you said went on to a later show like they

14:47 said went on to a later show like they

14:47 said went on to a later show like they kept going.

14:47 kept going.

14:47 kept going. No, it was the opposite. They came from

14:49 No, it was the opposite. They came from

14:49 No, it was the opposite. They came from late night.

14:49 late night.

14:50 late night. Okay. So these

14:51 Okay. So these

14:51 Okay. So these Yeah. I was obsessed with Kathleen

14:52 Yeah. I was obsessed with Kathleen

14:52 Yeah. I was obsessed with Kathleen Ankor, the production designer. I used

14:54 Ankor, the production designer. I used

14:54 Ankor, the production designer. I used to call her as a kid and interview her

14:55 to call her as a kid and interview her

14:55 to call her as a kid and interview her and stuff

14:56 and stuff

14:56 and stuff and she told me that they stole them

14:57 and she told me that they stole them

14:57 and she told me that they stole them from NBC that they were the same late

14:59 from NBC that they were the same late

14:59 from NBC that they were the same late night chairs that they had at NBC and

15:01 night chairs that they had at NBC and

15:01 night chairs that they had at NBC and NBC didn't want them to they did there

15:03 NBC didn't want them to they did there

15:03 NBC didn't want them to they did there was all these stipulations of the show

15:05 was all these stipulations of the show

15:05 was all these stipulations of the show couldn't look the same.

15:06 couldn't look the same.

15:06 couldn't look the same. They didn't want them to take them over

15:07 They didn't want them to take them over

15:07 They didn't want them to take them over to CBS.

15:08 to CBS.

15:08 to CBS. They didn't. No, they just the show

15:09 They didn't. No, they just the show

15:09 They didn't. No, they just the show couldn't look the same. And somehow they

15:11 couldn't look the same. And somehow they

15:11 couldn't look the same. And somehow they took Dave's chair, they took those

15:12 took Dave's chair, they took those

15:12 took Dave's chair, they took those chairs,

15:14 chairs,

15:14 chairs, the microphone.

15:16 the microphone.

15:16 the microphone. Oh, so the desk, the microphone, and the

15:17 Oh, so the desk, the microphone, and the

15:17 Oh, so the desk, the microphone, and the chairs all have three separate origin

15:19 chairs all have three separate origin

15:19 chairs all have three separate origin stories as far for you. That's crazy.

15:21 stories as far for you. That's crazy.

15:21 stories as far for you. That's crazy. But you got the microphone first, which

15:22 But you got the microphone first, which

15:22 But you got the microphone first, which is a long and involved story.

15:25 is a long and involved story.

15:25 is a long and involved story. Is there a short version of the story?

15:26 Is there a short version of the story?

15:26 Is there a short version of the story? Uh, I stole it when I was a kid.

15:29 Uh, I stole it when I was a kid.

15:29 Uh, I stole it when I was a kid. And you were working on the freaking

15:30 And you were working on the freaking

15:30 And you were working on the freaking Conan set. Do you have that picture

15:31 Conan set. Do you have that picture

15:31 Conan set. Do you have that picture still? Actually,

15:33 still? Actually,

15:33 still? Actually, look at this. Okay,

15:34 look at this. Okay,

15:34 look at this. Okay, look at Jay right here. He worked at 30

15:36 look at Jay right here. He worked at 30

15:36 look at Jay right here. He worked at 30 Rock

15:37 Rock

15:37 Rock four maybe three

15:38 four maybe three

15:38 four maybe three as a teenager on the Kona set and so

15:40 as a teenager on the Kona set and so

15:40 as a teenager on the Kona set and so what you would be PA on stuff.

15:42 what you would be PA on stuff.

15:42 what you would be PA on stuff. Yeah I was an intern and then I was a PA

15:44 Yeah I was an intern and then I was a PA

15:44 Yeah I was an intern and then I was a PA or an audio assistant and then that was

15:46 or an audio assistant and then that was

15:46 or an audio assistant and then that was remember the puffy shirt episode of the

15:48 remember the puffy shirt episode of the

15:48 remember the puffy shirt episode of the today's show that was when when the

15:50 today's show that was when when the

15:50 today's show that was when when the today show

15:50 today show

15:50 today show and so did you ever help with SNL and

15:52 and so did you ever help with SNL and

15:52 and so did you ever help with SNL and stuff like that. So you're just running

15:53 stuff like that. So you're just running

15:53 stuff like that. So you're just running around 30 Rock just going around doing

15:55 around 30 Rock just going around doing

15:55 around 30 Rock just going around doing stuff.

15:55 stuff.

15:55 stuff. Uh all of the above and somewhere in

15:57 Uh all of the above and somewhere in

15:57 Uh all of the above and somewhere in here there was a picture

15:58 here there was a picture

15:58 here there was a picture came to LA.

16:00 came to LA.

16:00 came to LA. Yeah. You had a lovely wife who's sadly

16:02 Yeah. You had a lovely wife who's sadly

16:02 Yeah. You had a lovely wife who's sadly no longer with us, but you you guys both

16:04 no longer with us, but you you guys both

16:04 no longer with us, but you you guys both worked in Hollywood in one way or

16:05 worked in Hollywood in one way or

16:05 worked in Hollywood in one way or another and now you're doing this.

16:06 another and now you're doing this.

16:06 another and now you're doing this. Yeah.

16:07 Yeah.

16:07 Yeah. You got this and it's called late night

16:09 You got this and it's called late night

16:09 You got this and it's called late night playset.

16:10 playset.

16:10 playset. When I was a kid, I drew pictures like

16:11 When I was a kid, I drew pictures like

16:11 When I was a kid, I drew pictures like this all the time.

16:12 this all the time.

16:12 this all the time. Are you serious? Is that actually from

16:13 Are you serious? Is that actually from

16:13 Are you serious? Is that actually from when you were a kid?

16:14 when you were a kid?

16:14 when you were a kid? Yeah, I was in high school. I should

16:15 Yeah, I was in high school. I should

16:15 Yeah, I was in high school. I should have been doing my classwork instead.

16:16 have been doing my classwork instead.

16:16 have been doing my classwork instead. Dude, now this is your living room.

16:18 Dude, now this is your living room.

16:18 Dude, now this is your living room. Literally drawing the set that we're

16:19 Literally drawing the set that we're

16:19 Literally drawing the set that we're sitting at. These are the chairs that

16:20 sitting at. These are the chairs that

16:20 sitting at. These are the chairs that are right there. That's the desk I'm

16:21 are right there. That's the desk I'm

16:21 are right there. That's the desk I'm sitting.

16:22 sitting.

16:22 sitting. Oh my god. This is I do I sketch this in

16:24 Oh my god. This is I do I sketch this in

16:24 Oh my god. This is I do I sketch this in instead of doing my work in school.

16:26 instead of doing my work in school.

16:26 instead of doing my work in school. That is amazing.

16:27 That is amazing.

16:27 That is amazing. There's a hundred just like it. Then you

16:29 There's a hundred just like it. Then you

16:29 There's a hundred just like it. Then you worked on a bunch of TV shows and stuff.

16:31 worked on a bunch of TV shows and stuff.

16:31 worked on a bunch of TV shows and stuff. And then your wife was uh like a talent

16:33 And then your wife was uh like a talent

16:33 And then your wife was uh like a talent manager, right?

16:34 manager, right?

16:34 manager, right? Uh she was uh she did personal PR and

16:36 Uh she was uh she did personal PR and

16:36 Uh she was uh she did personal PR and crisis management, but for like

16:38 crisis management, but for like

16:38 crisis management, but for like everybody on that.

16:39 everybody on that.

16:39 everybody on that. Yeah, man. I could use that.

16:40 Yeah, man. I could use that.

16:40 Yeah, man. I could use that. Really?

16:40 Really?

16:40 Really? I have a crisis every other day.

16:42 I have a crisis every other day.

16:42 I have a crisis every other day. She Yeah, we used to have a lot of

16:45 She Yeah, we used to have a lot of

16:45 She Yeah, we used to have a lot of calls. So now here you are. Late night

16:48 calls. So now here you are. Late night

16:48 calls. So now here you are. Late night playset. What else? Porsche Life.

16:50 playset. What else? Porsche Life.

16:50 playset. What else? Porsche Life. Yeah, Porsche Life11, please.

16:51 Yeah, Porsche Life11, please.

16:52 Yeah, Porsche Life11, please. Porsche Life11 on Instagram.

16:54 Porsche Life11 on Instagram.

16:54 Porsche Life11 on Instagram. On Instagram. Yeah. But yeah, watch the

16:56 On Instagram. Yeah. But yeah, watch the

16:56 On Instagram. Yeah. But yeah, watch the show because we just did a really great

16:57 show because we just did a really great

16:57 show because we just did a really great two-hour long marathon show. We had some

16:59 two-hour long marathon show. We had some

16:59 two-hour long marathon show. We had some of our other Goonies here.

17:01 of our other Goonies here.

17:01 of our other Goonies here. That was awesome.

17:01 That was awesome.

17:02 That was awesome. And that's about there's really not much

17:03 And that's about there's really not much

17:03 And that's about there's really not much else to say because I want I want them

17:04 else to say because I want I want them

17:04 else to say because I want I want them to watch your show and I'm going to come

17:06 to watch your show and I'm going to come

17:06 to watch your show and I'm going to come back.

17:07 back.

17:07 back. And if the hat's not still on the rack

17:08 And if the hat's not still on the rack

17:08 And if the hat's not still on the rack in a prominently displayed position,

17:10 in a prominently displayed position,

17:10 in a prominently displayed position, I'll be very upset.

17:11 I'll be very upset.

17:11 I'll be very upset. It'll be bad vibes, J. It'll be bad.

17:14 It'll be bad vibes, J. It'll be bad.

17:14 It'll be bad vibes, J. It'll be bad. Your book will have to work its way into

17:16 Your book will have to work its way into

17:16 Your book will have to work its way into the rainbow somewhere. I'm guessing in

17:17 the rainbow somewhere. I'm guessing in

17:17 the rainbow somewhere. I'm guessing in the neighborhood of

17:18 the neighborhood of

17:18 the neighborhood of green to blueish.

17:20 green to blueish.

17:20 green to blueish. I'm guessing in that

17:20 I'm guessing in that

17:20 I'm guessing in that it'll go in there.

17:21 it'll go in there.

17:21 it'll go in there. And then this will find its own home

17:23 And then this will find its own home

17:23 And then this will find its own home someplace. Little OCD right there with

17:25 someplace. Little OCD right there with

17:25 someplace. Little OCD right there with the shelf.

17:26 the shelf.

17:26 the shelf. Me? Yeah.

17:27 Me? Yeah.

17:27 Me? Yeah. Just just a little bit.

17:29 Just just a little bit.

17:29 Just just a little bit. Have you look around?

17:30 Have you look around?

17:30 Have you look around? Yeah. I see. Well,

17:31 Yeah. I see. Well,

17:31 Yeah. I see. Well, look around the rest of the

17:32 look around the rest of the

17:32 look around the rest of the It's not everybody. It takes a special

17:34 It's not everybody. It takes a special

17:34 It's not everybody. It takes a special mind to put this together in their

17:36 mind to put this together in their

17:36 mind to put this together in their breakfast nook or whatever. This is This

17:39 breakfast nook or whatever. This is This

17:39 breakfast nook or whatever. This is This is Thank you for having me, dude. This

17:40 is Thank you for having me, dude. This

17:40 is Thank you for having me, dude. This is super fun. Okay. And I'm going to

17:43 is super fun. Okay. And I'm going to

17:43 is super fun. Okay. And I'm going to come back here and I'm going to do a

17:44 come back here and I'm going to do a

17:44 come back here and I'm going to do a little thing with you and we'll talk

17:45 little thing with you and we'll talk

17:46 little thing with you and we'll talk about the whole story of the desk one

17:47 about the whole story of the desk one

17:47 about the whole story of the desk one day and I'm going to interview you and

17:49 day and I'm going to interview you and

17:49 day and I'm going to interview you and I'm going to sit behind the desk and

17:50 I'm going to sit behind the desk and

17:50 I'm going to sit behind the desk and you're going to sit in the Chris Farley

17:51 you're going to sit in the Chris Farley

17:51 you're going to sit in the Chris Farley chair that I just sat in. But I will do

17:53 chair that I just sat in. But I will do

17:53 chair that I just sat in. But I will do it all for you.

17:54 it all for you.

17:54 it all for you. You think Paul McCartney ever sat in

17:55 You think Paul McCartney ever sat in

17:55 You think Paul McCartney ever sat in these chairs?

17:56 these chairs?

17:56 these chairs? Uh, look it up. So, here's the thing.

17:58 Uh, look it up. So, here's the thing.

17:58 Uh, look it up. So, here's the thing. This is the only set that ever won an

18:00 This is the only set that ever won an

18:00 This is the only set that ever won an Emmy on the Late Show. And it was also

18:02 Emmy on the Late Show. And it was also

18:02 Emmy on the Late Show. And it was also the first few years when they had like

18:04 the first few years when they had like

18:04 the first few years when they had like 30,000 30 million viewers a night. So,

18:06 30,000 30 million viewers a night. So,

18:06 30,000 30 million viewers a night. So, like everybody who was anybody sat in M.

18:08 like everybody who was anybody sat in M.

18:08 like everybody who was anybody sat in M. Madonna Fbottom episode, that was those

18:10 Madonna Fbottom episode, that was those

18:10 Madonna Fbottom episode, that was those characters.

18:11 characters.

18:11 characters. Yeah.

18:11 Yeah. Um,

18:13 Um,

18:13 Um, he talks about Bill Murray spray painted

18:14 he talks about Bill Murray spray painted

18:14 he talks about Bill Murray spray painted Dave on the first night across.

18:16 Dave on the first night across.

18:16 Dave on the first night across. But you there's no trace, right? You've

18:17 But you there's no trace, right? You've

18:18 But you there's no trace, right? You've searched.

18:18 searched.

18:18 searched. I've searched. I have not seen it, but I

18:21 I've searched. I have not seen it, but I

18:21 I've searched. I have not seen it, but I don't think they wiped it off. I think

18:22 don't think they wiped it off. I think

18:22 don't think they wiped it off. I think they probably repainted.

18:22 they probably repainted.

18:22 they probably repainted. We need like a black light or something.

18:24 We need like a black light or something.

18:24 We need like a black light or something. Yeah, I think they probably repainted

18:25 Yeah, I think they probably repainted

18:25 Yeah, I think they probably repainted it. That's what I would have done.

18:26 it. That's what I would have done.

18:26 it. That's what I would have done. It's so cool, man. All right. Thanks for

18:28 It's so cool, man. All right. Thanks for

18:28 It's so cool, man. All right. Thanks for having me.

18:29 having me.

18:29 having me. Oh my god. Thank you.

18:30 Oh my god. Thank you.

18:30 Oh my god. Thank you. Late night playset.

18:31 Late night playset.

18:31 Late night playset. Yeah. And it's uh it looks complet time

18:35 Yeah. And it's uh it looks complet time

18:35 Yeah. And it's uh it looks complet time for me to get out of here.

18:35 for me to get out of here.

18:35 for me to get out of here. We started at We started recording at

18:37 We started at We started recording at

18:37 We started at We started recording at 5:00. You got here at 4.

18:38 5:00. You got here at 4.

18:38 5:00. You got here at 4. I got here at 4:00. Sorry, dude.

18:40 I got here at 4:00. Sorry, dude.

18:40 I got here at 4:00. Sorry, dude. All right. There you go. We just did the

18:41 All right. There you go. We just did the

18:41 All right. There you go. We just did the show in an apartment. Dude, how freaking

18:45 show in an apartment. Dude, how freaking

18:45 show in an apartment. Dude, how freaking sick is that? and you end up with the

18:47 sick is that? and you end up with the

18:47 sick is that? and you end up with the chairs, desk, and microphone from Late

18:51 chairs, desk, and microphone from Late

18:51 chairs, desk, and microphone from Late Night with David Letterman and just turn

18:52 Night with David Letterman and just turn

18:52 Night with David Letterman and just turn it into a podcast with all your homies.

18:54 it into a podcast with all your homies.

18:54 it into a podcast with all your homies. Okay, since his podcast is like uh 2

18:58 Okay, since his podcast is like uh 2

18:58 Okay, since his podcast is like uh 2 hours and 20 minutes long now because of

19:00 hours and 20 minutes long now because of

19:00 hours and 20 minutes long now because of me. Sorry, that's what I do. And it had

19:02 me. Sorry, that's what I do. And it had

19:02 me. Sorry, that's what I do. And it had special appearances from some of our

19:03 special appearances from some of our

19:03 special appearances from some of our other Goonies buddies and all kinds of

19:05 other Goonies buddies and all kinds of

19:05 other Goonies buddies and all kinds of stuff. I won't rehash any of it here.

19:07 stuff. I won't rehash any of it here.

19:07 stuff. I won't rehash any of it here. You got to go over to late night playset

19:09 You got to go over to late night playset

19:09 You got to go over to late night playset and check out that whole episode. I've

19:10 and check out that whole episode. I've

19:10 and check out that whole episode. I've been having the most frustrating time

19:12 been having the most frustrating time

19:12 been having the most frustrating time ever, so that was kind of nice and fun

19:14 ever, so that was kind of nice and fun

19:14 ever, so that was kind of nice and fun to do that. I really lost my voice in a

19:16 to do that. I really lost my voice in a

19:16 to do that. I really lost my voice in a story and then I went on that road trip

19:17 story and then I went on that road trip

19:17 story and then I went on that road trip with my dad and my brother and all that

19:19 with my dad and my brother and all that

19:19 with my dad and my brother and all that stuff and that took basically 10 days

19:20 stuff and that took basically 10 days

19:20 stuff and that took basically 10 days out of my life and then when I came back

19:22 out of my life and then when I came back

19:22 out of my life and then when I came back I like blew out my knee, right? Like

19:23 I like blew out my knee, right? Like

19:24 I like blew out my knee, right? Like it's been really, really, really, really

19:25 it's been really, really, really, really

19:25 it's been really, really, really, really painful. And particularly at Disneyland,

19:28 painful. And particularly at Disneyland,

19:28 painful. And particularly at Disneyland, I've had reservations, multiple days,

19:30 I've had reservations, multiple days,

19:30 I've had reservations, multiple days, gone down there intending to film and

19:31 gone down there intending to film and

19:31 gone down there intending to film and it's just been too painful to continue

19:33 it's just been too painful to continue

19:33 it's just been too painful to continue cuz you're dodging people at Disneyland.

19:34 cuz you're dodging people at Disneyland.

19:34 cuz you're dodging people at Disneyland. It's not like you can just walk and then

19:35 It's not like you can just walk and then

19:35 It's not like you can just walk and then take a rest. You know how it is. And

19:37 take a rest. You know how it is. And

19:37 take a rest. You know how it is. And like you look around, there's no benches

19:38 like you look around, there's no benches

19:38 like you look around, there's no benches anymore and all that stuff. So I'm not

19:40 anymore and all that stuff. So I'm not

19:40 anymore and all that stuff. So I'm not going to get So I'm not going to lie.

19:41 going to get So I'm not going to lie.

19:41 going to get So I'm not going to lie. I'm getting frustrated like I can't

19:43 I'm getting frustrated like I can't

19:43 I'm getting frustrated like I can't work. nothing I'm trying to do is

19:45 work. nothing I'm trying to do is

19:45 work. nothing I'm trying to do is working and stuff. And then when I get

19:46 working and stuff. And then when I get

19:46 working and stuff. And then when I get frustrated and I'm not working, I'm not

19:48 frustrated and I'm not working, I'm not

19:48 frustrated and I'm not working, I'm not like not not working but not

19:49 like not not working but not

19:49 like not not working but not accomplishing everything I want to

19:50 accomplishing everything I want to

19:50 accomplishing everything I want to accomplish, I start to get depressed and

19:52 accomplish, I start to get depressed and

19:52 accomplish, I start to get depressed and start to get frustrated. And I feel like

19:53 start to get frustrated. And I feel like

19:53 start to get frustrated. And I feel like that's almost exactly what I needed just

19:55 that's almost exactly what I needed just

19:55 that's almost exactly what I needed just to hang out with a friend, work on a

19:58 to hang out with a friend, work on a

19:58 to hang out with a friend, work on a little project, accomplish something for

19:59 little project, accomplish something for

19:59 little project, accomplish something for somebody else, you know, making up for

20:00 somebody else, you know, making up for

20:00 somebody else, you know, making up for all my normal deficiencies. Okay, so

20:02 all my normal deficiencies. Okay, so

20:02 all my normal deficiencies. Okay, so we're just at the bottom of the hill

20:03 we're just at the bottom of the hill

20:03 we're just at the bottom of the hill from Universal. In fact, I can literally

20:05 from Universal. In fact, I can literally

20:05 from Universal. In fact, I can literally see Universal Studios in the rear view

20:07 see Universal Studios in the rear view

20:07 see Universal Studios in the rear view mirror. We're just heading north here

20:09 mirror. We're just heading north here

20:09 mirror. We're just heading north here into the valley. I'm going to cross

20:10 into the valley. I'm going to cross

20:10 into the valley. I'm going to cross under the 134 and take a right on the

20:13 under the 134 and take a right on the

20:13 under the 134 and take a right on the first street past this Toyota dealership

20:16 first street past this Toyota dealership

20:16 first street past this Toyota dealership over here.

20:16 over here.

20:16 over here. Give you give you some lore in a second.

20:18 Give you give you some lore in a second.

20:18 Give you give you some lore in a second. By the way though,

20:19 By the way though,

20:19 By the way though, see that McDonald's? You see the PM? See

20:21 see that McDonald's? You see the PM? See

20:21 see that McDonald's? You see the PM? See this corner over here? This over here

20:22 this corner over here? This over here

20:22 this corner over here? This over here that used to be Baris Customs. That's

20:25 that used to be Baris Customs. That's

20:25 that used to be Baris Customs. That's where George Bareris used to have the

20:26 where George Bareris used to have the

20:26 where George Bareris used to have the original 1966 Batmobile in the freaking

20:30 original 1966 Batmobile in the freaking

20:30 original 1966 Batmobile in the freaking window. And I would come by and look in

20:32 window. And I would come by and look in

20:32 window. And I would come by and look in that window at the Batmobile all the

20:35 that window at the Batmobile all the

20:35 that window at the Batmobile all the time because right up here I've got some

20:37 time because right up here I've got some

20:37 time because right up here I've got some lore. Like I was about to say, I can't

20:38 lore. Like I was about to say, I can't

20:38 lore. Like I was about to say, I can't believe I just touched David Letterman's

20:39 believe I just touched David Letterman's

20:39 believe I just touched David Letterman's desk. Dude, he even had the sound

20:40 desk. Dude, he even had the sound

20:40 desk. Dude, he even had the sound effect. So if I threw a pencil, it was

20:42 effect. So if I threw a pencil, it was

20:42 effect. So if I threw a pencil, it was like, oh, so cool. All right, so you see

20:44 like, oh, so cool. All right, so you see

20:44 like, oh, so cool. All right, so you see this Toyota dealership? This is the one

20:45 this Toyota dealership? This is the one

20:45 this Toyota dealership? This is the one you see off the 134 with all the weird

20:47 you see off the 134 with all the weird

20:47 you see off the 134 with all the weird mannequins in the parking garage. You

20:49 mannequins in the parking garage. You

20:49 mannequins in the parking garage. You got to take a right right here on

20:50 got to take a right right here on

20:50 got to take a right right here on Hortense Street, right across from the

20:53 Hortense Street, right across from the

20:53 Hortense Street, right across from the Comedy Chateau, right? Take a right

20:56 Comedy Chateau, right? Take a right

20:56 Comedy Chateau, right? Take a right right here. And the very first apartment

20:59 right here. And the very first apartment

20:59 right here. And the very first apartment complex right behind Toyota. Like

21:02 complex right behind Toyota. Like

21:02 complex right behind Toyota. Like literally buttto butt with it right back

21:04 literally buttto butt with it right back

21:04 literally buttto butt with it right back here. this apartment complex, the

21:06 here. this apartment complex, the

21:06 here. this apartment complex, the Hortense Gardens Apartments. It's a very

21:09 Hortense Gardens Apartments. It's a very

21:10 Hortense Gardens Apartments. It's a very important place to me, actually. Let me

21:11 important place to me, actually. Let me

21:11 important place to me, actually. Let me pull over here for a second. There we

21:12 pull over here for a second. There we

21:12 pull over here for a second. There we go. Took me a second to find parking

21:14 go. Took me a second to find parking

21:14 go. Took me a second to find parking there. It always did. It's weird to be

21:16 there. It always did. It's weird to be

21:16 there. It always did. It's weird to be back in your old stomping grounds like

21:17 back in your old stomping grounds like

21:17 back in your old stomping grounds like this, but like nobody's around anymore.

21:19 this, but like nobody's around anymore.

21:19 this, but like nobody's around anymore. There's nobody currently living over

21:22 There's nobody currently living over

21:22 There's nobody currently living over here in the Hortense Gardens Apartments,

21:24 here in the Hortense Gardens Apartments,

21:24 here in the Hortense Gardens Apartments, which I never knew that was the name, by

21:26 which I never knew that was the name, by

21:26 which I never knew that was the name, by the way. But back in the day, I'm

21:28 the way. But back in the day, I'm

21:28 the way. But back in the day, I'm talking about 2009, 10, 11, back then.

21:30 talking about 2009, 10, 11, back then.

21:30 talking about 2009, 10, 11, back then. 2012, so jeez, more than 10 years ago

21:33 2012, so jeez, more than 10 years ago

21:33 2012, so jeez, more than 10 years ago now, we called this place the nest.

21:38 now, we called this place the nest.

21:38 now, we called this place the nest. Specifically, an apartment upstairs over

21:40 Specifically, an apartment upstairs over

21:40 Specifically, an apartment upstairs over here. Wow, look at this fancy glass

21:42 here. Wow, look at this fancy glass

21:42 here. Wow, look at this fancy glass door. I don't remember there being a

21:43 door. I don't remember there being a

21:43 door. I don't remember there being a glass door in my I do remember this lady

21:45 glass door in my I do remember this lady

21:45 glass door in my I do remember this lady downstairs, the manager. Up here on the

21:47 downstairs, the manager. Up here on the

21:47 downstairs, the manager. Up here on the right hand side, oh man, I can't think

21:50 right hand side, oh man, I can't think

21:50 right hand side, oh man, I can't think of the number now. I guess I never knew

21:51 of the number now. I guess I never knew

21:51 of the number now. I guess I never knew it. was an apartment that my old drummer

21:55 it. was an apartment that my old drummer

21:55 it. was an apartment that my old drummer Ben lived in with our friend Jordan. I

21:57 Ben lived in with our friend Jordan. I

21:57 Ben lived in with our friend Jordan. I was never clear on exactly whose

21:59 was never clear on exactly whose

21:59 was never clear on exactly whose apartment it actually was. Initially,

22:01 apartment it actually was. Initially,

22:02 apartment it actually was. Initially, it's like one of those places where all

22:03 it's like one of those places where all

22:03 it's like one of those places where all the different musicians would come and

22:04 the different musicians would come and

22:04 the different musicians would come and they'd live be living in the living room

22:06 they'd live be living in the living room

22:06 they'd live be living in the living room and then they'd graduate to a bedroom.

22:08 and then they'd graduate to a bedroom.

22:08 and then they'd graduate to a bedroom. My friend Ben lived here and he lived

22:09 My friend Ben lived here and he lived

22:09 My friend Ben lived here and he lived like in a closet. Like Jordan's room had

22:13 like in a closet. Like Jordan's room had

22:13 like in a closet. Like Jordan's room had this closet and there'd be a mattress

22:14 this closet and there'd be a mattress

22:14 this closet and there'd be a mattress kind of sticking out. That's where Ben

22:15 kind of sticking out. That's where Ben

22:15 kind of sticking out. That's where Ben would live. Then Ben eventually got his

22:17 would live. Then Ben eventually got his

22:17 would live. Then Ben eventually got his own room and then sometimes he wouldn't

22:18 own room and then sometimes he wouldn't

22:18 own room and then sometimes he wouldn't even sleep in it. And then there was

22:19 even sleep in it. And then there was

22:19 even sleep in it. And then there was another guy, Nick, living there and

22:20 another guy, Nick, living there and

22:20 another guy, Nick, living there and Fresnate and just all these people. I

22:22 Fresnate and just all these people. I

22:22 Fresnate and just all these people. I had a dog at one point. So, this was

22:23 had a dog at one point. So, this was

22:23 had a dog at one point. So, this was just like a major punk rock uh stopover

22:26 just like a major punk rock uh stopover

22:26 just like a major punk rock uh stopover for lots of different musicians and

22:29 for lots of different musicians and

22:29 for lots of different musicians and everything. But then it became even more

22:32 everything. But then it became even more

22:32 everything. But then it became even more than that because Jordan started

22:34 than that because Jordan started

22:34 than that because Jordan started recording bands, right? He started

22:35 recording bands, right? He started

22:36 recording bands, right? He started buying all this recording engineering

22:37 buying all this recording engineering

22:37 buying all this recording engineering equipment and stuff. In fact, I was

22:39 equipment and stuff. In fact, I was

22:39 equipment and stuff. In fact, I was tripping for a second cuz I looked

22:40 tripping for a second cuz I looked

22:40 tripping for a second cuz I looked across the street and I saw this van

22:41 across the street and I saw this van

22:42 across the street and I saw this van over there. And that van is eerily

22:43 over there. And that van is eerily

22:43 over there. And that van is eerily similar to his van at the time cuz he

22:46 similar to his van at the time cuz he

22:46 similar to his van at the time cuz he was working for like a carpet company.

22:47 was working for like a carpet company.

22:48 was working for like a carpet company. like the carpet van. Sometimes we'd pile

22:49 like the carpet van. Sometimes we'd pile

22:49 like the carpet van. Sometimes we'd pile in the like cargo carpet van and go up

22:51 in the like cargo carpet van and go up

22:51 in the like cargo carpet van and go up to shows in St. Louis Abyispo or

22:53 to shows in St. Louis Abyispo or

22:53 to shows in St. Louis Abyispo or something like that. Just all be wedged

22:54 something like that. Just all be wedged

22:54 something like that. Just all be wedged in the little carpet van as he'd work

22:56 in the little carpet van as he'd work

22:56 in the little carpet van as he'd work the carpet van by day and then by night

22:58 the carpet van by day and then by night

22:58 the carpet van by day and then by night he'd record albums including my last

23:02 he'd record albums including my last

23:02 he'd record albums including my last album, Live Fast I Poor, the Scard

23:04 album, Live Fast I Poor, the Scard

23:04 album, Live Fast I Poor, the Scard album. So if you've ever heard that

23:05 album. So if you've ever heard that

23:05 album. So if you've ever heard that record, The Scard was the name of the

23:06 record, The Scard was the name of the

23:06 record, The Scard was the name of the band. That's why I'm Justin Scard. Uh

23:09 band. That's why I'm Justin Scard. Uh

23:09 band. That's why I'm Justin Scard. Uh the album title was Live Fast I Poor. We

23:11 the album title was Live Fast I Poor. We

23:11 the album title was Live Fast I Poor. We recorded that in that apartment right

23:14 recorded that in that apartment right

23:14 recorded that in that apartment right back there at the nest. and I'd still be

23:17 back there at the nest. and I'd still be

23:17 back there at the nest. and I'd still be standing in front of it. Somebody came

23:18 standing in front of it. Somebody came

23:18 standing in front of it. Somebody came out from the manager's office like,

23:19 out from the manager's office like,

23:19 out from the manager's office like, "Hey, how's it going?" And they're like

23:20 "Hey, how's it going?" And they're like

23:20 "Hey, how's it going?" And they're like recording me cuz I'm walking around with

23:22 recording me cuz I'm walking around with

23:22 recording me cuz I'm walking around with the camera. So, I don't think they knew

23:23 the camera. So, I don't think they knew

23:23 the camera. So, I don't think they knew what. So, we had a nice little

23:24 what. So, we had a nice little

23:24 what. So, we had a nice little interaction. It's fine. But I felt like

23:25 interaction. It's fine. But I felt like

23:25 interaction. It's fine. But I felt like I threw him for a loop there a little

23:26 I threw him for a loop there a little

23:26 I threw him for a loop there a little bit just he saw me walking around

23:27 bit just he saw me walking around

23:27 bit just he saw me walking around recording like, "What's going on here?

23:29 recording like, "What's going on here?

23:29 recording like, "What's going on here? Some kind of investigation?" I know.

23:30 Some kind of investigation?" I know.

23:30 Some kind of investigation?" I know. Anyway, so the the the last days of my

23:33 Anyway, so the the the last days of my

23:33 Anyway, so the the the last days of my band and all that stuff, a lot of stuff

23:35 band and all that stuff, a lot of stuff

23:35 band and all that stuff, a lot of stuff went down here. So, it's kind of a

23:37 went down here. So, it's kind of a

23:37 went down here. So, it's kind of a little old stomping grounds. And I can

23:38 little old stomping grounds. And I can

23:38 little old stomping grounds. And I can remember something actually. We had a

23:40 remember something actually. We had a

23:40 remember something actually. We had a guitar player for a while from somewhere

23:42 guitar player for a while from somewhere

23:42 guitar player for a while from somewhere else. We were up on the balcony. You can

23:44 else. We were up on the balcony. You can

23:44 else. We were up on the balcony. You can actually see Universal Studios from the

23:46 actually see Universal Studios from the

23:46 actually see Universal Studios from the balcony we were standing on. This was a

23:47 balcony we were standing on. This was a

23:47 balcony we were standing on. This was a whole abandoned building, by the way,

23:48 whole abandoned building, by the way,

23:48 whole abandoned building, by the way, that caught on fire at one point. Uh,

23:50 that caught on fire at one point. Uh,

23:50 that caught on fire at one point. Uh, when the Nest was rocking, by the way,

23:52 when the Nest was rocking, by the way,

23:52 when the Nest was rocking, by the way, it was called The Nest because my friend

23:53 it was called The Nest because my friend

23:53 it was called The Nest because my friend Jordan's nickname is Bird. Anyway, I

23:54 Jordan's nickname is Bird. Anyway, I

23:54 Jordan's nickname is Bird. Anyway, I remember this guy moved to LA. And he's

23:56 remember this guy moved to LA. And he's

23:56 remember this guy moved to LA. And he's like, "I don't understand why all of you

23:57 like, "I don't understand why all of you

23:57 like, "I don't understand why all of you guys are like nice and cool and stuff."

23:58 guys are like nice and cool and stuff."

23:58 guys are like nice and cool and stuff." He's like, "I thought people from LA

23:59 He's like, "I thought people from LA

23:59 He's like, "I thought people from LA were jerks." I said, "No, no, no, no,

24:01 were jerks." I said, "No, no, no, no,

24:01 were jerks." I said, "No, no, no, no, no. That's all the transplants that move

24:03 no. That's all the transplants that move

24:03 no. That's all the transplants that move here. They're going to make it in

24:04 here. They're going to make it in

24:04 here. They're going to make it in Hollywood. They're all trying to fake it

24:05 Hollywood. They're all trying to fake it

24:05 Hollywood. They're all trying to fake it till they make it." I go, "All of us

24:06 till they make it." I go, "All of us

24:06 till they make it." I go, "All of us that grow up here, we look up at places

24:08 that grow up here, we look up at places

24:08 that grow up here, we look up at places like that. We know that's where the real

24:10 like that. We know that's where the real

24:10 like that. We know that's where the real movie stars are. That's where the real

24:11 movie stars are. That's where the real

24:11 movie stars are. That's where the real rock stars are. Universal is actually

24:13 rock stars are. Universal is actually

24:13 rock stars are. Universal is actually like kind of back this way, right? So,

24:15 like kind of back this way, right? So,

24:15 like kind of back this way, right? So, you could see it from the patios. I'm

24:16 you could see it from the patios. I'm

24:16 you could see it from the patios. I'm explaining like because we grow up here,

24:19 explaining like because we grow up here,

24:19 explaining like because we grow up here, we know we're nothing. You know, we're

24:21 we know we're nothing. You know, we're

24:21 we know we're nothing. You know, we're like the roaches living under the fridge

24:22 like the roaches living under the fridge

24:22 like the roaches living under the fridge that you didn't know were there until

24:23 that you didn't know were there until

24:23 that you didn't know were there until you moved out. Anyways, I was about to

24:25 you moved out. Anyways, I was about to

24:25 you moved out. Anyways, I was about to hit up uh those fellas Ben and Jordan

24:28 hit up uh those fellas Ben and Jordan

24:28 hit up uh those fellas Ben and Jordan right now cuz we have been working on

24:30 right now cuz we have been working on

24:30 right now cuz we have been working on another little music project and they do

24:32 another little music project and they do

24:32 another little music project and they do have another studio now also called the

24:34 have another studio now also called the

24:34 have another studio now also called the Nest. It's a private studio or as they

24:36 Nest. It's a private studio or as they

24:36 Nest. It's a private studio or as they call it like punk rock retirement home.

24:37 call it like punk rock retirement home.

24:38 call it like punk rock retirement home. They drag all of our punk rock friends

24:39 They drag all of our punk rock friends

24:39 They drag all of our punk rock friends out of retirement, make them come in and

24:41 out of retirement, make them come in and

24:41 out of retirement, make them come in and record songs. So, I recorded a cover

24:43 record songs. So, I recorded a cover

24:43 record songs. So, I recorded a cover song with them of a song by Mr. T

24:45 song with them of a song by Mr. T

24:45 song with them of a song by Mr. T Experience, one of the greatest bands of

24:47 Experience, one of the greatest bands of

24:47 Experience, one of the greatest bands of all time. And I went in the studio in

24:49 all time. And I went in the studio in

24:49 all time. And I went in the studio in the new Nest with them, very small space

24:51 the new Nest with them, very small space

24:51 the new Nest with them, very small space to record some other tracks. We have no

24:53 to record some other tracks. We have no

24:53 to record some other tracks. We have no idea what to do with at the moment, but

24:54 idea what to do with at the moment, but

24:54 idea what to do with at the moment, but they're not finished yet. So, first we

24:56 they're not finished yet. So, first we

24:56 they're not finished yet. So, first we got to finish them, then we'll worry

24:57 got to finish them, then we'll worry

24:57 got to finish them, then we'll worry about what to do with them. Find out

24:58 about what to do with them. Find out

24:58 about what to do with them. Find out whether uh anybody else is ever going to

24:59 whether uh anybody else is ever going to

25:00 whether uh anybody else is ever going to listen to them or not. And so, I'm going

25:02 listen to them or not. And so, I'm going

25:02 listen to them or not. And so, I'm going to hit those guys up right now, see if I

25:03 to hit those guys up right now, see if I

25:03 to hit those guys up right now, see if I can't pick up the microphones to finish

25:06 can't pick up the microphones to finish

25:06 can't pick up the microphones to finish the vocals and uh see where we go from

25:09 the vocals and uh see where we go from

25:09 the vocals and uh see where we go from there. You know what else we recorded?

25:10 there. You know what else we recorded?

25:10 there. You know what else we recorded? We recorded a 7 in there. We also

25:11 We recorded a 7 in there. We also

25:11 We recorded a 7 in there. We also recorded a cover of David Bowy's version

25:14 recorded a cover of David Bowy's version

25:14 recorded a cover of David Bowy's version of Ron Davy's song called It Ain't Easy.

25:18 of Ron Davy's song called It Ain't Easy.

25:18 of Ron Davy's song called It Ain't Easy. Uh, and my friend Kevin played guitar on

25:21 Uh, and my friend Kevin played guitar on

25:21 Uh, and my friend Kevin played guitar on it. Played the guitar solo on that bad

25:22 it. Played the guitar solo on that bad

25:22 it. Played the guitar solo on that bad boy. Kevin Preston, who's now one of the

25:25 boy. Kevin Preston, who's now one of the

25:25 boy. Kevin Preston, who's now one of the touring guitar players for Green Day.

25:28 touring guitar players for Green Day.

25:28 touring guitar players for Green Day. Very weird. Just a very weird, surreal,

25:31 Very weird. Just a very weird, surreal,

25:31 Very weird. Just a very weird, surreal, surreal, strange life. I'm just going to

25:33 surreal, strange life. I'm just going to

25:33 surreal, strange life. I'm just going to hop in the car here, go down and take a

25:35 hop in the car here, go down and take a

25:35 hop in the car here, go down and take a ride at the end of the street, go to

25:37 ride at the end of the street, go to

25:37 ride at the end of the street, go to another old stomping ground, make a

25:39 another old stomping ground, make a

25:39 another old stomping ground, make a couple of calls. See, here we go. But we

25:40 couple of calls. See, here we go. But we

25:40 couple of calls. See, here we go. But we came around the corner here. You see how

25:41 came around the corner here. You see how

25:41 came around the corner here. You see how you could see Universal City right up

25:44 you could see Universal City right up

25:44 you could see Universal City right up there. You see the Comcast building and

25:46 there. You see the Comcast building and

25:46 there. You see the Comcast building and the Hilton and all that stuff. So you

25:48 the Hilton and all that stuff. So you

25:48 the Hilton and all that stuff. So you can imagine the view from the balcony

25:49 can imagine the view from the balcony

25:49 can imagine the view from the balcony was even a little bit better. Here's the

25:50 was even a little bit better. Here's the

25:50 was even a little bit better. Here's the Tuca Lake Florence. And then right

25:52 Tuca Lake Florence. And then right

25:52 Tuca Lake Florence. And then right across the old 7-Eleven. We would walk

25:55 across the old 7-Eleven. We would walk

25:55 across the old 7-Eleven. We would walk our little butts over here during every

25:58 our little butts over here during every

25:58 our little butts over here during every break of every recording or

26:00 break of every recording or

26:00 break of every recording or brainstorming session or hangout or

26:02 brainstorming session or hangout or

26:02 brainstorming session or hangout or whatever.

26:03 whatever.

26:03 whatever. This was the spot, dude. This 7-Eleven

26:04 This was the spot, dude. This 7-Eleven

26:04 This was the spot, dude. This 7-Eleven right here kept us supplied with

26:06 right here kept us supplied with

26:06 right here kept us supplied with Mountain Dew and whatever other products

26:09 Mountain Dew and whatever other products

26:09 Mountain Dew and whatever other products we needed. Uh, some of them came from

26:10 we needed. Uh, some of them came from

26:10 we needed. Uh, some of them came from the Ven Dome Liquors, of course, over

26:12 the Ven Dome Liquors, of course, over

26:12 the Ven Dome Liquors, of course, over there. And this little mobile right over

26:15 there. And this little mobile right over

26:15 there. And this little mobile right over here, right next to Catcher in the

26:16 here, right next to Catcher in the

26:16 here, right next to Catcher in the Right, I think is in the music video

26:18 Right, I think is in the music video

26:18 Right, I think is in the music video that we made for It Ain't Easy, which I

26:21 that we made for It Ain't Easy, which I

26:21 that we made for It Ain't Easy, which I think is back online. I think so. So,

26:23 think is back online. I think so. So,

26:23 think is back online. I think so. So, it's like Quena and Riverside right down

26:25 it's like Quena and Riverside right down

26:25 it's like Quena and Riverside right down here, right at the base of the hill from

26:26 here, right at the base of the hill from

26:26 here, right at the base of the hill from Universal Studios. This is exactly what

26:28 Universal Studios. This is exactly what

26:28 Universal Studios. This is exactly what I mean, man. And we used to just sit

26:29 I mean, man. And we used to just sit

26:29 I mean, man. And we used to just sit down here with the band that nobody

26:32 down here with the band that nobody

26:32 down here with the band that nobody cared about looking up at Universal like

26:34 cared about looking up at Universal like

26:34 cared about looking up at Universal like that's where them real stars are. It's

26:36 that's where them real stars are. It's

26:36 that's where them real stars are. It's just crazy how much everybody's life has

26:37 just crazy how much everybody's life has

26:37 just crazy how much everybody's life has changed. So now I'm having a wisful

26:38 changed. So now I'm having a wisful

26:38 changed. So now I'm having a wisful weird thing. I know for you guys this is

26:40 weird thing. I know for you guys this is

26:40 weird thing. I know for you guys this is weird. This is popping up in the middle

26:41 weird. This is popping up in the middle

26:41 weird. This is popping up in the middle of like what? Yeah. I just had to kind

26:42 of like what? Yeah. I just had to kind

26:42 of like what? Yeah. I just had to kind of come and say hello to the old haunts.

26:44 of come and say hello to the old haunts.

26:44 of come and say hello to the old haunts. Plus I just wanted to get a zero sugar

26:45 Plus I just wanted to get a zero sugar

26:45 Plus I just wanted to get a zero sugar Dr. Pepper. And I happened to know that

26:47 Dr. Pepper. And I happened to know that

26:47 Dr. Pepper. And I happened to know that 7-Eleven has some inside as well as

26:49 7-Eleven has some inside as well as

26:49 7-Eleven has some inside as well as movie posters by the way. See little

26:50 movie posters by the way. See little

26:50 movie posters by the way. See little zero sugar Dr. Pepper. Grabbed a water

26:52 zero sugar Dr. Pepper. Grabbed a water

26:52 zero sugar Dr. Pepper. Grabbed a water for the guy outside asked me to grab my

26:54 for the guy outside asked me to grab my

26:54 for the guy outside asked me to grab my water. So grabbed a water here. Little

26:56 water. So grabbed a water here. Little

26:56 water. So grabbed a water here. Little snackage. I'm always looking for those

26:58 snackage. I'm always looking for those

26:58 snackage. I'm always looking for those honey habaneros, man. Honey habanero

27:00 honey habaneros, man. Honey habanero

27:00 honey habaneros, man. Honey habanero chips. I have never found them. Not

27:02 chips. I have never found them. Not

27:02 chips. I have never found them. Not since I was driving up to Atoria on that

27:05 since I was driving up to Atoria on that

27:05 since I was driving up to Atoria on that trip. I have not seen them again. I

27:06 trip. I have not seen them again. I

27:06 trip. I have not seen them again. I swear they were Ruffles, but maybe I'm

27:08 swear they were Ruffles, but maybe I'm

27:08 swear they were Ruffles, but maybe I'm remembering it wrong cuz I just have

27:10 remembering it wrong cuz I just have

27:10 remembering it wrong cuz I just have never seen them again. I guess I'm

27:11 never seen them again. I guess I'm

27:12 never seen them again. I guess I'm grabbing the queso again. I want that

27:14 grabbing the queso again. I want that

27:14 grabbing the queso again. I want that honey habanero. Dang it. Oh, actually,

27:16 honey habanero. Dang it. Oh, actually,

27:16 honey habanero. Dang it. Oh, actually, maybe I should have grabbed the late

27:17 maybe I should have grabbed the late

27:17 maybe I should have grabbed the late night loaded taco, right? Cuz I was on

27:19 night loaded taco, right? Cuz I was on

27:19 night loaded taco, right? Cuz I was on the late night set. Oh, here we go. This

27:20 the late night set. Oh, here we go. This

27:20 the late night set. Oh, here we go. This is what I was talking about. They had

27:21 is what I was talking about. They had

27:21 is what I was talking about. They had movie posters in here. Super random.

27:23 movie posters in here. Super random.

27:23 movie posters in here. Super random. Dude, I never thought it would happen,

27:25 Dude, I never thought it would happen,

27:25 Dude, I never thought it would happen, but I actually bought a poster from in

27:26 but I actually bought a poster from in

27:26 but I actually bought a poster from in there. They've had like Clash, London

27:28 there. They've had like Clash, London

27:28 there. They've had like Clash, London Calling posters, Star Wars posters, a

27:29 Calling posters, Star Wars posters, a

27:29 Calling posters, Star Wars posters, a cool King Kong poster. Never bought any

27:31 cool King Kong poster. Never bought any

27:31 cool King Kong poster. Never bought any of the posters, but I saw freaking Curse

27:33 of the posters, but I saw freaking Curse

27:33 of the posters, but I saw freaking Curse of the Werewolf in there. Freaking

27:35 of the Werewolf in there. Freaking

27:35 of the Werewolf in there. Freaking Hammer Horror, Oliver Reed. I had to

27:37 Hammer Horror, Oliver Reed. I had to

27:38 Hammer Horror, Oliver Reed. I had to grab it. I had to grab it. What in the

27:40 grab it. I had to grab it. What in the

27:40 grab it. I had to grab it. What in the Hello Operator? I'm going to do with it.

27:42 Hello Operator? I'm going to do with it.

27:42 Hello Operator? I'm going to do with it. But I But I grab 10 bucks. Come on. All

27:44 But I But I grab 10 bucks. Come on. All

27:44 But I But I grab 10 bucks. Come on. All right. Well, speaking of the nest, and

27:46 right. Well, speaking of the nest, and

27:46 right. Well, speaking of the nest, and speaking of the bird, I did reach out.

27:48 speaking of the bird, I did reach out.

27:48 speaking of the bird, I did reach out. I'm about to go meet up with him right

27:49 I'm about to go meet up with him right

27:49 I'm about to go meet up with him right now at the nest number two, the sequel.

27:52 now at the nest number two, the sequel.

27:52 now at the nest number two, the sequel. Go pick up a microphone. Nothing like

27:54 Go pick up a microphone. Nothing like

27:54 Go pick up a microphone. Nothing like driving through the beautiful San

27:55 driving through the beautiful San

27:55 driving through the beautiful San Fernando Valley into Van N at night. I

27:59 Fernando Valley into Van N at night. I

27:59 Fernando Valley into Van N at night. I wish it was daylight, dude, so I could

28:01 wish it was daylight, dude, so I could

28:01 wish it was daylight, dude, so I could show you the neighborhood this place in

28:03 show you the neighborhood this place in

28:03 show you the neighborhood this place in is so gnarly. Like, they make the

28:05 is so gnarly. Like, they make the

28:05 is so gnarly. Like, they make the gnarliest spot of the whole San

28:07 gnarliest spot of the whole San

28:07 gnarliest spot of the whole San Frernando Valley to have this little uh

28:10 Frernando Valley to have this little uh

28:10 Frernando Valley to have this little uh sneaky studio in. You'll see the inside

28:11 sneaky studio in. You'll see the inside

28:12 sneaky studio in. You'll see the inside of it though in just one second. Oh, I

28:14 of it though in just one second. Oh, I

28:14 of it though in just one second. Oh, I can say this though. The studio is

28:15 can say this though. The studio is

28:15 can say this though. The studio is actually very, very close to this. Look

28:18 actually very, very close to this. Look

28:18 actually very, very close to this. Look at that. I was just driving by. I always

28:19 at that. I was just driving by. I always

28:19 at that. I was just driving by. I always forget where the studio is, so I just

28:21 forget where the studio is, so I just

28:21 forget where the studio is, so I just get directions over here to the office

28:22 get directions over here to the office

28:22 get directions over here to the office building. This is where they filmed the

28:24 building. This is where they filmed the

28:24 building. This is where they filmed the office. That was Dunder Mifflin right

28:27 office. That was Dunder Mifflin right

28:27 office. That was Dunder Mifflin right there. Spent a lot of time out here.

28:29 there. Spent a lot of time out here.

28:29 there. Spent a lot of time out here. When they filmed the show, I'd always

28:30 When they filmed the show, I'd always

28:30 When they filmed the show, I'd always come be a liloo like see if I could see

28:33 come be a liloo like see if I could see

28:33 come be a liloo like see if I could see Michael Scott or Dwight or whatever.

28:35 Michael Scott or Dwight or whatever.

28:35 Michael Scott or Dwight or whatever. There it is. Closed right now. Couple of

28:37 There it is. Closed right now. Couple of

28:37 There it is. Closed right now. Couple of couple of folks on the street uh over

28:39 couple of folks on the street uh over

28:39 couple of folks on the street uh over there with their tents and stuff. And uh

28:42 there with their tents and stuff. And uh

28:42 there with their tents and stuff. And uh I'm late to meet my buddy, so we won't

28:44 I'm late to meet my buddy, so we won't

28:44 I'm late to meet my buddy, so we won't get out right now. But there it is.

28:48 get out right now. But there it is.

28:48 get out right now. But there it is. [Music]

28:53 Use it.

28:53 Use it. Here it is. Look at this. The nest

28:54 Here it is. Look at this. The nest

28:54 Here it is. Look at this. The nest number two. See, Jordan remembers

28:56 number two. See, Jordan remembers

28:56 number two. See, Jordan remembers Hortons. I think you were actually on

28:57 Hortons. I think you were actually on

28:58 Hortons. I think you were actually on the lease. You're probably one of the

28:59 the lease. You're probably one of the

28:59 the lease. You're probably one of the only people that was on the lease. If

29:01 only people that was on the lease. If

29:01 only people that was on the lease. If you were

29:02 you were

29:02 you were I think after we were there like 13

29:05 I think after we were there like 13

29:05 I think after we were there like 13 years or something. So, a certain amount

29:06 years or something. So, a certain amount

29:06 years or something. So, a certain amount of time they just

29:07 of time they just

29:07 of time they just Was it really that long?

29:09 Was it really that long?

29:09 Was it really that long? It was a long time. I was

29:10 It was a long time. I was

29:10 It was a long time. I was It was a long It was like at the punk

29:12 It was a long It was like at the punk

29:12 It was a long It was like at the punk rock like flop house or something like

29:14 rock like flop house or something like

29:14 rock like flop house or something like the boarding house or something. Like

29:16 the boarding house or something. Like

29:16 the boarding house or something. Like every it's just like it was like a squat

29:18 every it's just like it was like a squat

29:18 every it's just like it was like a squat but somebody was paying rent. I don't

29:19 but somebody was paying rent. I don't

29:20 but somebody was paying rent. I don't know who. Somebody was paying rent.

29:22 know who. Somebody was paying rent.

29:22 know who. Somebody was paying rent. There you go. Oh, dude. There they are.

29:25 There you go. Oh, dude. There they are.

29:25 There you go. Oh, dude. There they are. Christmas presents.

29:26 Christmas presents.

29:26 Christmas presents. Yeah.

29:27 Yeah. Fun Christmas presents. Okay. So, I'm

29:29 Fun Christmas presents. Okay. So, I'm

29:29 Fun Christmas presents. Okay. So, I'm borrowing a microphone. I should have

29:30 borrowing a microphone. I should have

29:30 borrowing a microphone. I should have brought your DI box back, man. I forgot.

29:32 brought your DI box back, man. I forgot.

29:32 brought your DI box back, man. I forgot. I'm borrowing a microphone. And then

29:34 I'm borrowing a microphone. And then

29:34 I'm borrowing a microphone. And then we'll see what happens. We'll see if you

29:35 we'll see what happens. We'll see if you

29:36 we'll see what happens. We'll see if you ever get it back. I love how Jordan is

29:38 ever get it back. I love how Jordan is

29:38 ever get it back. I love how Jordan is always like our guru. He You always felt

29:41 always like our guru. He You always felt

29:41 always like our guru. He You always felt like the only adult in the room. I was

29:42 like the only adult in the room. I was

29:42 like the only adult in the room. I was talking about your carpet van earlier

29:43 talking about your carpet van earlier

29:43 talking about your carpet van earlier cuz there was a van parked out in front

29:45 cuz there was a van parked out in front

29:45 cuz there was a van parked out in front and it was like, "Oh, I'm going to see

29:46 and it was like, "Oh, I'm going to see

29:46 and it was like, "Oh, I'm going to see Jordan over here." He always felt like

29:48 Jordan over here." He always felt like

29:48 Jordan over here." He always felt like the grownup and even right now he's

29:50 the grownup and even right now he's

29:50 the grownup and even right now he's like, "Oh, you're going to need this

29:51 like, "Oh, you're going to need this

29:51 like, "Oh, you're going to need this cord. Do you need a mic stand?" I'm

29:52 cord. Do you need a mic stand?" I'm

29:52 cord. Do you need a mic stand?" I'm like, "No,

29:53 like, "No,

29:53 like, "No, [Music]

29:55 [Music]

29:55 [Music] all right. I'll take a mic stand." You

29:56 all right. I'll take a mic stand." You

29:56 all right. I'll take a mic stand." You know, I don't know what I'm doing. I

29:58 know, I don't know what I'm doing. I

29:58 know, I don't know what I'm doing. I always feel like if I really didn't know

29:59 always feel like if I really didn't know

29:59 always feel like if I really didn't know what I was doing or I was homeless or

30:00 what I was doing or I was homeless or

30:00 what I was doing or I was homeless or something, I would call you out

30:02 something, I would call you out

30:02 something, I would call you out cuz I feel like you would figure it out

30:03 cuz I feel like you would figure it out

30:04 cuz I feel like you would figure it out for me,

30:05 for me,

30:05 for me, Jordan. Yay. You know, it's so funny

30:07 Jordan. Yay. You know, it's so funny

30:07 Jordan. Yay. You know, it's so funny because when I was in the van back in

30:09 because when I was in the van back in

30:09 because when I was in the van back in the day, I felt like, ah, you got to

30:10 the day, I felt like, ah, you got to

30:10 the day, I felt like, ah, you got to live this lifestyle 24/7, you know, live

30:12 live this lifestyle 24/7, you know, live

30:12 live this lifestyle 24/7, you know, live on a floor, live with 18 roommates, got

30:14 on a floor, live with 18 roommates, got

30:14 on a floor, live with 18 roommates, got to be punk rock 24 hours a day. And then

30:17 to be punk rock 24 hours a day. And then

30:17 to be punk rock 24 hours a day. And then then I got a whole bunch of friends who

30:19 then I got a whole bunch of friends who

30:19 then I got a whole bunch of friends who went out and got real jobs or useful

30:21 went out and got real jobs or useful

30:21 went out and got real jobs or useful jobs and then all of a sudden they had

30:23 jobs and then all of a sudden they had

30:23 jobs and then all of a sudden they had the money to get the cool amps or have

30:25 the money to get the cool amps or have

30:25 the money to get the cool amps or have the little recording studio and stuff

30:27 the little recording studio and stuff

30:27 the little recording studio and stuff and then they can do music just for fun.

30:28 and then they can do music just for fun.

30:28 and then they can do music just for fun. There's no pressure in it like this has

30:30 There's no pressure in it like this has

30:30 There's no pressure in it like this has to work or we're not going to eat

30:31 to work or we're not going to eat

30:31 to work or we're not going to eat tonight and all that. It's like I just

30:32 tonight and all that. It's like I just

30:32 tonight and all that. It's like I just wish someone had told 15-year-old me

30:34 wish someone had told 15-year-old me

30:34 wish someone had told 15-year-old me that that was an option, you know, back

30:36 that that was an option, you know, back

30:36 that that was an option, you know, back in the day. It would have been a lot

30:39 in the day. It would have been a lot

30:39 in the day. It would have been a lot easier living like that. Anyway, we're

30:41 easier living like that. Anyway, we're

30:41 easier living like that. Anyway, we're off back to Orange County where we

30:43 off back to Orange County where we

30:44 off back to Orange County where we belong. By the way, speaking of podcast,

30:45 belong. By the way, speaking of podcast,

30:45 belong. By the way, speaking of podcast, yesterday I did go over to Disneyland. I

30:48 yesterday I did go over to Disneyland. I

30:48 yesterday I did go over to Disneyland. I was trying to film a whole video and I

30:50 was trying to film a whole video and I

30:50 was trying to film a whole video and I failed miserably cuz dude, my knee, it

30:52 failed miserably cuz dude, my knee, it

30:52 failed miserably cuz dude, my knee, it was just so painful, right? So, I'm like

30:54 was just so painful, right? So, I'm like

30:54 was just so painful, right? So, I'm like getting through filming some stuff like,

30:55 getting through filming some stuff like,

30:55 getting through filming some stuff like, "Oh, the 70th is coming. We're going to

30:57 "Oh, the 70th is coming. We're going to

30:57 "Oh, the 70th is coming. We're going to get Robot Walt, all this getting these

30:59 get Robot Walt, all this getting these

30:59 get Robot Walt, all this getting these beautiful shots of Main Street." And I

31:01 beautiful shots of Main Street." And I

31:01 beautiful shots of Main Street." And I started trying to kind of talk about how

31:03 started trying to kind of talk about how

31:03 started trying to kind of talk about how I felt about the whole Rivers of America

31:04 I felt about the whole Rivers of America

31:04 I felt about the whole Rivers of America going away over at Walt Disney World

31:07 going away over at Walt Disney World

31:07 going away over at Walt Disney World since all that just happened. I had all

31:09 since all that just happened. I had all

31:09 since all that just happened. I had all these kind of conflicting thoughts and

31:11 these kind of conflicting thoughts and

31:11 these kind of conflicting thoughts and some thoughts about how like why wasn't

31:13 some thoughts about how like why wasn't

31:13 some thoughts about how like why wasn't anybody talking about it in these terms

31:14 anybody talking about it in these terms

31:14 anybody talking about it in these terms that why can't we have a nice nuance

31:16 that why can't we have a nice nuance

31:16 that why can't we have a nice nuance conversation about all that kind of

31:17 conversation about all that kind of

31:17 conversation about all that kind of stuff and uh I was just in too much pain

31:20 stuff and uh I was just in too much pain

31:20 stuff and uh I was just in too much pain to really be articulate or think it

31:21 to really be articulate or think it

31:21 to really be articulate or think it through and I thought this isn't even

31:22 through and I thought this isn't even

31:22 through and I thought this isn't even appropriate for a video. It's too

31:24 appropriate for a video. It's too

31:24 appropriate for a video. It's too complex, right? Like this has got to be

31:26 complex, right? Like this has got to be

31:26 complex, right? Like this has got to be in the podcast itself. kind of hobbled

31:28 in the podcast itself. kind of hobbled

31:28 in the podcast itself. kind of hobbled around there until I realized like, "Oh,

31:29 around there until I realized like, "Oh,

31:29 around there until I realized like, "Oh, this is too much for this video. I'm not

31:31 this is too much for this video. I'm not

31:31 this is too much for this video. I'm not going to do this. This is too much pain.

31:32 going to do this. This is too much pain.

31:32 going to do this. This is too much pain. I can't think. Got to save that

31:34 I can't think. Got to save that

31:34 I can't think. Got to save that discussion for a podcast." And then it

31:35 discussion for a podcast." And then it

31:35 discussion for a podcast." And then it dawned on me like, "Ah, there's another

31:36 dawned on me like, "Ah, there's another

31:36 dawned on me like, "Ah, there's another failure of mine, like the uh the Patreon

31:39 failure of mine, like the uh the Patreon

31:39 failure of mine, like the uh the Patreon podcast. It's been a while since we've

31:41 podcast. It's been a while since we've

31:41 podcast. It's been a while since we've been able to do one." And there's a good

31:42 been able to do one." And there's a good

31:42 been able to do one." And there's a good reason for that, which I will show you

31:44 reason for that, which I will show you

31:44 reason for that, which I will show you as soon as we cross the Great Barrier

31:46 as soon as we cross the Great Barrier

31:46 as soon as we cross the Great Barrier and get back to Orange County. All

31:48 and get back to Orange County. All

31:48 and get back to Orange County. All right, I made it home. And as you can

31:50 right, I made it home. And as you can

31:50 right, I made it home. And as you can see, a little bit messy, but that's

31:53 see, a little bit messy, but that's

31:53 see, a little bit messy, but that's because we just got a new couch right

31:54 because we just got a new couch right

31:54 because we just got a new couch right here. This was like a $3,000 couch.

31:57 here. This was like a $3,000 couch.

31:57 here. This was like a $3,000 couch. Joybird couch, right? I love that

31:58 Joybird couch, right? I love that

31:58 Joybird couch, right? I love that Joybird furniture. Always see the ads

32:00 Joybird furniture. Always see the ads

32:00 Joybird furniture. Always see the ads and stuff. Never owned any. Never

32:01 and stuff. Never owned any. Never

32:01 and stuff. Never owned any. Never thought I would own any. Found this on

32:03 thought I would own any. Found this on

32:03 thought I would own any. Found this on Facebook Marketplace for $450

32:06 Facebook Marketplace for $450

32:06 Facebook Marketplace for $450 bucks. Had to go to Beverly Hills,

32:07 bucks. Had to go to Beverly Hills,

32:07 bucks. Had to go to Beverly Hills, London. And my buddy Andrew had to take

32:09 London. And my buddy Andrew had to take

32:10 London. And my buddy Andrew had to take it down four flights of stairs. You

32:12 it down four flights of stairs. You

32:12 it down four flights of stairs. You know, this is very kind of messy in

32:14 know, this is very kind of messy in

32:14 know, this is very kind of messy in here. We've been going on lots of trips

32:15 here. We've been going on lots of trips

32:15 here. We've been going on lots of trips and Ally just finished up Anime Expo.

32:18 and Ally just finished up Anime Expo.

32:18 and Ally just finished up Anime Expo. So, I think this is all like the swag.

32:19 So, I think this is all like the swag.

32:19 So, I think this is all like the swag. This is the hall. But we've also Oh, hi,

32:21 This is the hall. But we've also Oh, hi,

32:21 This is the hall. But we've also Oh, hi, Lily Bell. Hello, Lily Bell. We've also

32:25 Lily Bell. Hello, Lily Bell. We've also

32:25 Lily Bell. Hello, Lily Bell. We've also been trying to reorganize our lives a

32:27 been trying to reorganize our lives a

32:27 been trying to reorganize our lives a little bit. Hello, Frankenstein.

32:29 little bit. Hello, Frankenstein.

32:29 little bit. Hello, Frankenstein. Hello.

32:31 Hello.

32:31 Hello. Especially in one room in particular,

32:33 Especially in one room in particular,

32:33 Especially in one room in particular, which is this. The secret bunker, the

32:36 which is this. The secret bunker, the

32:36 which is this. The secret bunker, the HQ. This is where I normally do all the

32:38 HQ. This is where I normally do all the

32:38 HQ. This is where I normally do all the random land podcasts. And until today,

32:40 random land podcasts. And until today,

32:40 random land podcasts. And until today, while I was gone, while I was hanging

32:42 while I was gone, while I was hanging

32:42 while I was gone, while I was hanging out with David Letterman's desk, the

32:45 out with David Letterman's desk, the

32:45 out with David Letterman's desk, the entire floor in here was just covered

32:48 entire floor in here was just covered

32:48 entire floor in here was just covered with stuff. You know, kind of like kind

32:50 with stuff. You know, kind of like kind

32:50 with stuff. You know, kind of like kind of like that area down there. Not only

32:53 of like that area down there. Not only

32:53 of like that area down there. Not only every time when I leave, every

32:54 every time when I leave, every

32:54 every time when I leave, every unfinished project would sort of get

32:56 unfinished project would sort of get

32:56 unfinished project would sort of get chucked into this room, but then, as you

32:57 chucked into this room, but then, as you

32:58 chucked into this room, but then, as you know, we had that antique store booth

32:59 know, we had that antique store booth

32:59 know, we had that antique store booth forever and ever. And so there'd be

33:01 forever and ever. And so there'd be

33:01 forever and ever. And so there'd be times people would give me stuff or we'd

33:03 times people would give me stuff or we'd

33:03 times people would give me stuff or we'd get some stuff that we were going to

33:04 get some stuff that we were going to

33:04 get some stuff that we were going to sell in the booth and I go, "Oh, no,

33:05 sell in the booth and I go, "Oh, no,

33:06 sell in the booth and I go, "Oh, no, that'd be kind of a cool thing to film

33:07 that'd be kind of a cool thing to film

33:07 that'd be kind of a cool thing to film or put into the morning announcements, a

33:09 or put into the morning announcements, a

33:09 or put into the morning announcements, a Patreon thing, little vlog I have over

33:11 Patreon thing, little vlog I have over

33:11 Patreon thing, little vlog I have over there, or whatever this and that, and

33:12 there, or whatever this and that, and

33:12 there, or whatever this and that, and ah, we'll just stick it in here for

33:14 ah, we'll just stick it in here for

33:14 ah, we'll just stick it in here for now."

33:14 now."

33:14 now." And then cuz we can't get Wi-Fi in the

33:16 And then cuz we can't get Wi-Fi in the

33:16 And then cuz we can't get Wi-Fi in the back of the house and like we've tried

33:17 back of the house and like we've tried

33:17 back of the house and like we've tried repeaters, we've tried all kinds of

33:18 repeaters, we've tried all kinds of

33:18 repeaters, we've tried all kinds of things. We started like digging out all

33:21 things. We started like digging out all

33:21 things. We started like digging out all the physical media, right? So here's all

33:23 the physical media, right? So here's all

33:23 the physical media, right? So here's all my samurai movies right here. A lot of

33:25 my samurai movies right here. A lot of

33:25 my samurai movies right here. A lot of bootleg uh Japanese samurai movies. I

33:27 bootleg uh Japanese samurai movies. I

33:27 bootleg uh Japanese samurai movies. I just love samurai movies. There's our

33:29 just love samurai movies. There's our

33:29 just love samurai movies. There's our bad horror movies for bad movie night.

33:31 bad horror movies for bad movie night.

33:31 bad horror movies for bad movie night. Sleepy Hollow High. Highly recommended.

33:33 Sleepy Hollow High. Highly recommended.

33:33 Sleepy Hollow High. Highly recommended. And just, you know, other stuff. So we

33:35 And just, you know, other stuff. So we

33:35 And just, you know, other stuff. So we dug out like all the physical media. And

33:37 dug out like all the physical media. And

33:37 dug out like all the physical media. And then that was all stacked up in here.

33:39 then that was all stacked up in here.

33:39 then that was all stacked up in here. Ally got her old Stephen King books back

33:41 Ally got her old Stephen King books back

33:41 Ally got her old Stephen King books back from her house in her hometown. I mean,

33:43 from her house in her hometown. I mean,

33:43 from her house in her hometown. I mean, I got stuff like this 1998 Tomorrowland.

33:45 I got stuff like this 1998 Tomorrowland.

33:45 I got stuff like this 1998 Tomorrowland. I want to hold on to it till I do a

33:47 I want to hold on to it till I do a

33:47 I want to hold on to it till I do a video about 1998 Tomorrowland. Speaking

33:49 video about 1998 Tomorrowland. Speaking

33:49 video about 1998 Tomorrowland. Speaking of which, there's the cup right there.

33:50 of which, there's the cup right there.

33:50 of which, there's the cup right there. Bam. Look at that old cup. And it was

33:51 Bam. Look at that old cup. And it was

33:51 Bam. Look at that old cup. And it was just one of those things like we'll deal

33:53 just one of those things like we'll deal

33:53 just one of those things like we'll deal with it later. We'll deal with later.

33:54 with it later. We'll deal with later.

33:54 with it later. We'll deal with later. Everything was just stacking up in here

33:56 Everything was just stacking up in here

33:56 Everything was just stacking up in here like a hoarder house, an antique store,

33:59 like a hoarder house, an antique store,

33:59 like a hoarder house, an antique store, all of the above. So, we got a couple of

34:01 all of the above. So, we got a couple of

34:01 all of the above. So, we got a couple of new shelves, right? We got a couple of

34:02 new shelves, right? We got a couple of

34:02 new shelves, right? We got a couple of new shelves over here. Then we got to

34:03 new shelves over here. Then we got to

34:04 new shelves over here. Then we got to move all these shelves over. And

34:05 move all these shelves over. And

34:05 move all these shelves over. And meanwhile, until today, and obviously

34:07 meanwhile, until today, and obviously

34:07 meanwhile, until today, and obviously you can see this is still very much a

34:09 you can see this is still very much a

34:09 you can see this is still very much a work in progress. this entire uh desk

34:11 work in progress. this entire uh desk

34:11 work in progress. this entire uh desk right here where I do the Patreon

34:14 right here where I do the Patreon

34:14 right here where I do the Patreon podcast where I was doing the morning

34:15 podcast where I was doing the morning

34:15 podcast where I was doing the morning announcements which is the sort of like

34:18 announcements which is the sort of like

34:18 announcements which is the sort of like as often as I can little vlog thing for

34:20 as often as I can little vlog thing for

34:20 as often as I can little vlog thing for our Patreon members and all this stuff.

34:22 our Patreon members and all this stuff.

34:22 our Patreon members and all this stuff. It was just piled high and I'm talking

34:23 It was just piled high and I'm talking

34:23 It was just piled high and I'm talking like high was just stuff just stacks and

34:25 like high was just stuff just stacks and

34:25 like high was just stuff just stacks and piles of stuff. Now obviously the add I

34:28 piles of stuff. Now obviously the add I

34:28 piles of stuff. Now obviously the add I got the executive function disorder type

34:30 got the executive function disorder type

34:30 got the executive function disorder type stuff going. I'm the least organized

34:33 stuff going. I'm the least organized

34:33 stuff going. I'm the least organized person on the planet. I always have

34:34 person on the planet. I always have

34:34 person on the planet. I always have 50,000 projects going on at any given

34:36 50,000 projects going on at any given

34:36 50,000 projects going on at any given time. Like I could point to almost

34:38 time. Like I could point to almost

34:38 time. Like I could point to almost everything in this room and tell you why

34:40 everything in this room and tell you why

34:40 everything in this room and tell you why it's here and what it's for and why I

34:41 it's here and what it's for and why I

34:41 it's here and what it's for and why I can't get rid of it. I am the worst at

34:43 can't get rid of it. I am the worst at

34:43 can't get rid of it. I am the worst at organizing and Alli's not much better

34:46 organizing and Alli's not much better

34:46 organizing and Alli's not much better than me. A little better, but not much

34:47 than me. A little better, but not much

34:47 than me. A little better, but not much better than me. And so it's still a work

34:49 better than me. And so it's still a work

34:49 better than me. And so it's still a work in progress. And we've got to like

34:50 in progress. And we've got to like

34:50 in progress. And we've got to like sacrifice some time and literally just

34:52 sacrifice some time and literally just

34:52 sacrifice some time and literally just go through this entire room, find out

34:54 go through this entire room, find out

34:54 go through this entire room, find out what was originally supposed to be for

34:55 what was originally supposed to be for

34:55 what was originally supposed to be for sale, what was supposed to be just

34:57 sale, what was supposed to be just

34:57 sale, what was supposed to be just filmed and then it would be for sale.

34:58 filmed and then it would be for sale.

34:58 filmed and then it would be for sale. What is going to be kept in here? Been a

35:00 What is going to be kept in here? Been a

35:00 What is going to be kept in here? Been a little bit of a nightmare, but as you

35:01 little bit of a nightmare, but as you

35:02 little bit of a nightmare, but as you can see, Ally, my hero, cleaned it off

35:04 can see, Ally, my hero, cleaned it off

35:04 can see, Ally, my hero, cleaned it off and made it at least accessible. I get

35:06 and made it at least accessible. I get

35:06 and made it at least accessible. I get that microphone in here. I got to do

35:07 that microphone in here. I got to do

35:07 that microphone in here. I got to do some singing at some point when I get

35:09 some singing at some point when I get

35:09 some singing at some point when I get that get the pipes back and right back

35:12 that get the pipes back and right back

35:12 that get the pipes back and right back to the old Random Land podcast with my

35:14 to the old Random Land podcast with my

35:14 to the old Random Land podcast with my outdated old roadcaster over there. So,

35:17 outdated old roadcaster over there. So,

35:17 outdated old roadcaster over there. So, I'll talk about the whole Rivers of

35:18 I'll talk about the whole Rivers of

35:18 I'll talk about the whole Rivers of America situation probably on there

35:21 America situation probably on there

35:21 America situation probably on there because just the ability to have a

35:22 because just the ability to have a

35:22 because just the ability to have a little long form kind of talk about it

35:25 little long form kind of talk about it

35:25 little long form kind of talk about it and just get through the thoughts. We

35:26 and just get through the thoughts. We

35:26 and just get through the thoughts. We also have a bunch of movie commentaries

35:27 also have a bunch of movie commentaries

35:27 also have a bunch of movie commentaries me and my buddies want to do and just

35:29 me and my buddies want to do and just

35:29 me and my buddies want to do and just all kinds of stuff that needs to happen

35:31 all kinds of stuff that needs to happen

35:31 all kinds of stuff that needs to happen in here. And finally, there's just a

35:33 in here. And finally, there's just a

35:34 in here. And finally, there's just a little bit like you at least see the

35:35 little bit like you at least see the

35:35 little bit like you at least see the floor. you can at least kind of see the

35:37 floor. you can at least kind of see the

35:37 floor. you can at least kind of see the floor. Like I never expected it to get

35:39 floor. Like I never expected it to get

35:39 floor. Like I never expected it to get to that point, you know, where it'd be

35:40 to that point, you know, where it'd be

35:40 to that point, you know, where it'd be so much stuff all in one, but I don't

35:42 so much stuff all in one, but I don't

35:42 so much stuff all in one, but I don't want it all in tubs in the garage. Like

35:44 want it all in tubs in the garage. Like

35:44 want it all in tubs in the garage. Like you want it out where you can see and

35:45 you want it out where you can see and

35:45 you want it out where you can see and stuff otherwise why I have it, you know?

35:47 stuff otherwise why I have it, you know?

35:47 stuff otherwise why I have it, you know? But it's also kind of like I went

35:49 But it's also kind of like I went

35:49 But it's also kind of like I went through a period of my life where I

35:50 through a period of my life where I

35:50 through a period of my life where I literally lost everything, right? Like

35:52 literally lost everything, right? Like

35:52 literally lost everything, right? Like divorce and the whole thing just my

35:54 divorce and the whole thing just my

35:54 divorce and the whole thing just my whole old life completely lost. Then

35:56 whole old life completely lost. Then

35:56 whole old life completely lost. Then Ally went through a thing when, you

35:58 Ally went through a thing when, you

35:58 Ally went through a thing when, you know, she was like getting kicked out of

35:59 know, she was like getting kicked out of

35:59 know, she was like getting kicked out of the house and moving down here with

36:01 the house and moving down here with

36:01 the house and moving down here with literally nothing. Like literally one of

36:03 literally nothing. Like literally one of

36:03 literally nothing. Like literally one of the first stops we made was to the mall

36:04 the first stops we made was to the mall

36:04 the first stops we made was to the mall to get her like undergarments and

36:06 to get her like undergarments and

36:06 to get her like undergarments and clothes and stuff. And there's something

36:07 clothes and stuff. And there's something

36:08 clothes and stuff. And there's something about going through an experience like

36:09 about going through an experience like

36:09 about going through an experience like that where you like you don't ever want

36:11 that where you like you don't ever want

36:11 that where you like you don't ever want to throw anything away for some reason.

36:13 to throw anything away for some reason.

36:13 to throw anything away for some reason. You're like I just I don't want to get

36:14 You're like I just I don't want to get

36:14 You're like I just I don't want to get rid of what if I need it or what if

36:16 rid of what if I need it or what if

36:16 rid of what if I need it or what if somebody comes along who could could use

36:18 somebody comes along who could could use

36:18 somebody comes along who could could use it later and stuff. So we end up giving

36:19 it later and stuff. So we end up giving

36:20 it later and stuff. So we end up giving a lot of stuff away. Put a lot of stuff

36:21 a lot of stuff away. Put a lot of stuff

36:21 a lot of stuff away. Put a lot of stuff in the antique store booth and stuff

36:23 in the antique store booth and stuff

36:23 in the antique store booth and stuff like that. But a bunch of stuff I've

36:24 like that. But a bunch of stuff I've

36:24 like that. But a bunch of stuff I've held on to cuz I was going to film it

36:25 held on to cuz I was going to film it

36:25 held on to cuz I was going to film it for like a little Patreon little random

36:27 for like a little Patreon little random

36:27 for like a little Patreon little random land show and tell type of stuff and I

36:29 land show and tell type of stuff and I

36:29 land show and tell type of stuff and I just never got around. Look at this. Ah,

36:30 just never got around. Look at this. Ah,

36:30 just never got around. Look at this. Ah, 1989 Batman calendar. I think it's

36:33 1989 Batman calendar. I think it's

36:33 1989 Batman calendar. I think it's actually technically a 1990 calendar.

36:35 actually technically a 1990 calendar.

36:35 actually technically a 1990 calendar. Look at that. Got two of those. Why do I

36:36 Look at that. Got two of those. Why do I

36:36 Look at that. Got two of those. Why do I have two? I don't know. Somebody sent me

36:38 have two? I don't know. Somebody sent me

36:38 have two? I don't know. Somebody sent me one that was sealed and I already had an

36:39 one that was sealed and I already had an

36:40 one that was sealed and I already had an open one. So, I've got two. I don't need

36:41 open one. So, I've got two. I don't need

36:41 open one. So, I've got two. I don't need two. I got to figure out what to, you

36:42 two. I got to figure out what to, you

36:42 two. I got to figure out what to, you know, what I would normally I can't

36:44 know, what I would normally I can't

36:44 know, what I would normally I can't think about that right now. I got some

36:45 think about that right now. I got some

36:45 think about that right now. I got some randomly to do. I got this trip coming

36:46 randomly to do. I got this trip coming

36:46 randomly to do. I got this trip coming up. I've got this going on. I've got

36:47 up. I've got this going on. I've got

36:47 up. I've got this going on. I've got that going on. And then it would just

36:48 that going on. And then it would just

36:48 that going on. And then it would just sit there and then something else would

36:49 sit there and then something else would

36:49 sit there and then something else would sit there. So, Ally and I are trying to

36:51 sit there. So, Ally and I are trying to

36:51 sit there. So, Ally and I are trying to make an effort to like deal with it,

36:54 make an effort to like deal with it,

36:54 make an effort to like deal with it, right? So, I could just move on to the

36:55 right? So, I could just move on to the

36:56 right? So, I could just move on to the next. I was going to go to France with

36:58 next. I was going to go to France with

36:58 next. I was going to go to France with Adam. Adam the Woo. gone to his first

37:00 Adam. Adam the Woo. gone to his first

37:00 Adam. Adam the Woo. gone to his first trip to Disneyland Paris. I wanted to

37:01 trip to Disneyland Paris. I wanted to

37:01 trip to Disneyland Paris. I wanted to roll with him to do that, but there was

37:02 roll with him to do that, but there was

37:02 roll with him to do that, but there was a lot of stuff to figure out just like

37:04 a lot of stuff to figure out just like

37:04 a lot of stuff to figure out just like with our I have not been home for more

37:07 with our I have not been home for more

37:07 with our I have not been home for more than like a week or two for like 6

37:10 than like a week or two for like 6

37:10 than like a week or two for like 6 months. And so it was just important or

37:12 months. And so it was just important or

37:12 months. And so it was just important or at least where I wasn't home where I

37:13 at least where I wasn't home where I

37:13 at least where I wasn't home where I wasn't busy every day and stuff. And so

37:14 wasn't busy every day and stuff. And so

37:14 wasn't busy every day and stuff. And so I'm kind of sacrificed a little bit of

37:16 I'm kind of sacrificed a little bit of

37:16 I'm kind of sacrificed a little bit of summertime even though I had the trip

37:18 summertime even though I had the trip

37:18 summertime even though I had the trip and the knee blowout and all that kind

37:19 and the knee blowout and all that kind

37:19 and the knee blowout and all that kind of stuff. try to sacrifice some time to

37:22 of stuff. try to sacrifice some time to

37:22 of stuff. try to sacrifice some time to set things right at home for the next 6

37:25 set things right at home for the next 6

37:25 set things right at home for the next 6 months of traveling and doing all the

37:27 months of traveling and doing all the

37:27 months of traveling and doing all the stuff and doing the show and doing all

37:28 stuff and doing the show and doing all

37:28 stuff and doing the show and doing all the kinds of things. So, it's just been

37:30 the kinds of things. So, it's just been

37:30 the kinds of things. So, it's just been a little bit of a disaster. Luckily,

37:32 a little bit of a disaster. Luckily,

37:32 a little bit of a disaster. Luckily, I've got Ally who's got my back and

37:33 I've got Ally who's got my back and

37:33 I've got Ally who's got my back and she's making it happen somehow. She's

37:35 she's making it happen somehow. She's

37:35 she's making it happen somehow. She's making it happen. So, you see though the

37:36 making it happen. So, you see though the

37:36 making it happen. So, you see though the lighting is all messed up. Everything's

37:38 lighting is all messed up. Everything's

37:38 lighting is all messed up. Everything's like not in its right place. So, we got

37:39 like not in its right place. So, we got

37:39 like not in its right place. So, we got a lot we got a lot of work to do in here

37:42 a lot we got a lot of work to do in here

37:42 a lot we got a lot of work to do in here and a lot of stuff to get rid of and

37:43 and a lot of stuff to get rid of and

37:43 and a lot of stuff to get rid of and sell or give away or whatever. Speaking

37:45 sell or give away or whatever. Speaking

37:45 sell or give away or whatever. Speaking of selling and getting rid of and all

37:47 of selling and getting rid of and all

37:47 of selling and getting rid of and all this stuff, as you can see, I mean, it's

37:48 this stuff, as you can see, I mean, it's

37:48 this stuff, as you can see, I mean, it's everywhere. It's everywhere. Oo, my

37:49 everywhere. It's everywhere. Oo, my

37:49 everywhere. It's everywhere. Oo, my honorary citizen of Disneyland plaque.

37:51 honorary citizen of Disneyland plaque.

37:51 honorary citizen of Disneyland plaque. I've also got the old van still out here

37:54 I've also got the old van still out here

37:54 I've also got the old van still out here that I pretty much either need to chuck

37:56 that I pretty much either need to chuck

37:56 that I pretty much either need to chuck into the ocean or give it to cars for

37:57 into the ocean or give it to cars for

37:57 into the ocean or give it to cars for kids or something or I've got to find

37:59 kids or something or I've got to find

37:59 kids or something or I've got to find somebody who can do electrical. No shop

38:02 somebody who can do electrical. No shop

38:02 somebody who can do electrical. No shop will touch this down here for some

38:03 will touch this down here for some

38:03 will touch this down here for some reason because it is like an old

38:05 reason because it is like an old

38:05 reason because it is like an old conversion van, you know? It's like a we

38:06 conversion van, you know? It's like a we

38:06 conversion van, you know? It's like a we don't have wiring diagrams and nobody

38:08 don't have wiring diagrams and nobody

38:08 don't have wiring diagrams and nobody wants to mess with it. So, it's just

38:09 wants to mess with it. So, it's just

38:09 wants to mess with it. So, it's just sitting here. I got I got to do

38:11 sitting here. I got I got to do

38:11 sitting here. I got I got to do something with this. Then over here in

38:13 something with this. Then over here in

38:13 something with this. Then over here in the old Leroy E. Schmall's Memorial

38:15 the old Leroy E. Schmall's Memorial

38:15 the old Leroy E. Schmall's Memorial Workshop, which as you can see is also a

38:17 Workshop, which as you can see is also a

38:17 Workshop, which as you can see is also a nightmare mess. I've been carving away

38:20 nightmare mess. I've been carving away

38:20 nightmare mess. I've been carving away for the July 11th uh thing, the

38:23 for the July 11th uh thing, the

38:23 for the July 11th uh thing, the breezeway, the tiki, the cocktail, the

38:25 breezeway, the tiki, the cocktail, the

38:25 breezeway, the tiki, the cocktail, the meetup thing. So, I've been sanding and

38:27 meetup thing. So, I've been sanding and

38:27 meetup thing. So, I've been sanding and carving, painting. We got a few masks

38:30 carving, painting. We got a few masks

38:30 carving, painting. We got a few masks over here. It's a really like we got

38:32 over here. It's a really like we got

38:32 over here. It's a really like we got this thin old one. We got a nice solid

38:34 this thin old one. We got a nice solid

38:34 this thin old one. We got a nice solid beautiful mask. A couple of figural type

38:37 beautiful mask. A couple of figural type

38:37 beautiful mask. A couple of figural type guys to uh adorn somebody's wall

38:40 guys to uh adorn somebody's wall

38:40 guys to uh adorn somebody's wall somewhere, you know, or maybe some tiki

38:42 somewhere, you know, or maybe some tiki

38:42 somewhere, you know, or maybe some tiki bar or something like this. We're going

38:43 bar or something like this. We're going

38:43 bar or something like this. We're going to bring in all these guys. whatever's

38:44 to bring in all these guys. whatever's

38:44 to bring in all these guys. whatever's left over will be on the Anaheim Arts

38:46 left over will be on the Anaheim Arts

38:46 left over will be on the Anaheim Arts Instagram. So, just a lot of just a lot

38:49 Instagram. So, just a lot of just a lot

38:49 Instagram. So, just a lot of just a lot of projects and I'm like one of those

38:50 of projects and I'm like one of those

38:50 of projects and I'm like one of those people that's I'm always having wacky

38:51 people that's I'm always having wacky

38:51 people that's I'm always having wacky ideas or random ideas. I want to work on

38:53 ideas or random ideas. I want to work on

38:53 ideas or random ideas. I want to work on this. I want to work on that. I want to

38:54 this. I want to work on that. I want to

38:54 this. I want to work on that. I want to do the other thing. I want to stack up

38:54 do the other thing. I want to stack up

38:54 do the other thing. I want to stack up some stuff because I'm eventually going

38:55 some stuff because I'm eventually going

38:55 some stuff because I'm eventually going to do a skit about this or whatever. And

38:57 to do a skit about this or whatever. And

38:57 to do a skit about this or whatever. And I've just I've just realized I've had an

39:00 I've just I've just realized I've had an

39:00 I've just I've just realized I've had an epiphany that's like I got to streamline

39:02 epiphany that's like I got to streamline

39:02 epiphany that's like I got to streamline things, right? One, random land. Two,

39:04 things, right? One, random land. Two,

39:04 things, right? One, random land. Two, the Patreon. So, we're going to bring

39:05 the Patreon. So, we're going to bring

39:05 the Patreon. So, we're going to bring all that stuff back. Three, I got the

39:07 all that stuff back. Three, I got the

39:07 all that stuff back. Three, I got the tikis, right? I got the Anaheim Arts

39:09 tikis, right? I got the Anaheim Arts

39:09 tikis, right? I got the Anaheim Arts situation. And then kind of everything

39:11 situation. And then kind of everything

39:11 situation. And then kind of everything else I need to shed for a while. You

39:14 else I need to shed for a while. You

39:14 else I need to shed for a while. You know, I got to focus on the basics.

39:16 know, I got to focus on the basics.

39:16 know, I got to focus on the basics. Anyway, weird adventure today, but I was

39:18 Anyway, weird adventure today, but I was

39:18 Anyway, weird adventure today, but I was not going to go up and see David

39:19 not going to go up and see David

39:19 not going to go up and see David Letterman's old desk without taking you

39:21 Letterman's old desk without taking you

39:21 Letterman's old desk without taking you guys along for the ride. Sorry, it's

39:23 guys along for the ride. Sorry, it's

39:23 guys along for the ride. Sorry, it's totally scattershot and completely

39:25 totally scattershot and completely

39:25 totally scattershot and completely random, but hey, the show is called

39:26 random, but hey, the show is called

39:26 random, but hey, the show is called Random Land for a reason. July 11th, I

39:28 Random Land for a reason. July 11th, I

39:28 Random Land for a reason. July 11th, I will be down there at Breezeway Night.

39:30 will be down there at Breezeway Night.

39:30 will be down there at Breezeway Night. You can check I'll keep reposting the

39:32 You can check I'll keep reposting the

39:32 You can check I'll keep reposting the flyer pretty much every day on my

39:33 flyer pretty much every day on my

39:33 flyer pretty much every day on my Instagram, which is Justin Scarard, or

39:35 Instagram, which is Justin Scarard, or

39:36 Instagram, which is Justin Scarard, or you can just look up the Hoola Girls.

39:37 you can just look up the Hoola Girls.

39:37 you can just look up the Hoola Girls. I'm sure there'll be info on Spike's

39:39 I'm sure there'll be info on Spike's

39:39 I'm sure there'll be info on Spike's Instagram or whatever. For now though, I

39:41 Instagram or whatever. For now though, I

39:41 Instagram or whatever. For now though, I got to get back to helping Ally clean

39:43 got to get back to helping Ally clean

39:43 got to get back to helping Ally clean and do all the things and work on all

39:44 and do all the things and work on all

39:44 and do all the things and work on all the projects and all the stuff. I've got

39:46 the projects and all the stuff. I've got

39:46 the projects and all the stuff. I've got to do my duty so I can go home and sleep

39:50 to do my duty so I can go home and sleep

39:50 to do my duty so I can go home and sleep well. Thanks for watching. I really

39:52 well. Thanks for watching. I really

39:52 well. Thanks for watching. I really appreciate you. I cannot stress that

39:54 appreciate you. I cannot stress that

39:54 appreciate you. I cannot stress that enough how much I appreciate you for

39:56 enough how much I appreciate you for

39:56 enough how much I appreciate you for liking and sharing and doing all the

39:57 liking and sharing and doing all the

39:57 liking and sharing and doing all the things. I really appreciate you being

39:59 things. I really appreciate you being

39:59 things. I really appreciate you being here. I'll see you next time.

40:19 Heat up

40:19 Heat up here.

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